As If

By Darren Husted

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Daily podcast breaking down Clueless minute by minute.

Episode Date
Track 1 Album 1: For You
0:25:31

Host of As If! Darren talks to Erin Gambrill about the first track from Prince's debut album, on his new podcast.

 

Jun 07, 2017
Minute 97: We're Audi
0:50:56

The paramount logo signals the end of the film. Darren and Daniel Iffland talk about those final credits.

Aug 26, 2016
Minute 96: The Penultimate Minute
0:35:03

As we reach the start of the soundtrack credits Darren and Joel talk Lightning Seeds.

Aug 25, 2016
Minute 95: The Smoking Popes
0:39:27

The credits keep on rolling, Darren and Dan talk about the crew.

Aug 24, 2016
Minute 94: Single Card Credits
0:39:46

Credits are in full swing. Darren, Jessie and Trevor are here to talk all about them.

Aug 23, 2016
Minute 93: Kissing and Credits
1:02:16

The film finishes with a scrum and a kiss. Darren returns to talk to Amy Pascale, host of 43-47, 73-77.

Aug 22, 2016
Minute 92: I'm Buggin' Myself
0:26:10

Cher, Dionne and Tai are in pink, Travis, Murray and Josh are buggin'. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn wrap up the week with a very long discussion about Get Over It.

Aug 19, 2016
Minute 91: Really Good Kissing
0:16:56

Josh and Cher kiss, twice. Then we go to the Hall-Geist wedding.

Shannon, Kathryn and Christy are happy with this ending.

Aug 18, 2016
Minute 90: A Learning Experience
0:18:49

Josh hangs out at the house because it is a good learning experience. Shannon, Kathryn and Christy really like Josh in this minute.

Aug 17, 2016
Minute 89: On the Stairs
0:19:25

Josh joins Cher on the stairs. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn talk about Emma and Mr Knightly.

Aug 16, 2016
Minute 88: Josh Plays Footsie
0:21:13

The lawyer gets mad, Josh defends Cher. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn are here to talk flannel shirts.

Aug 15, 2016
Minute 87: Pippi and Gump
0:17:57

Josh and Cher play footsie and gross out a lawyer.

Aug 13, 2016
Minute 86: ASL
0:17:34

Cher and Tai make up, Travis skates. Jessie and Owen chat.

Aug 11, 2016
Minute 85: 12 Step Travis
0:19:49

Travis apologises for ruining Cher's shoes. Jessie and Owen talk accents.

Aug 10, 2016
Minute 84: Skis and Captain
0:18:21

Cher is a captain. Jessie and Owen listen to Mel's last words.

Aug 09, 2016
Minute 83: Goodbye Elton.
0:19:15

Cher volunteers to join the Pismo Beach Disaster. Jessie and Owen say a tearful goodbye to Elton.

Aug 08, 2016
Minute 82: Soul Makeover
0:32:46

Following Mel's chat Cher decided to make a change in her life. Darren, Nick and Scott like things that are beautiful and interesting.

Aug 05, 2016
Minute 81: Late Night Chat
0:27:55

Cher and Mel talk about Josh. Darren, Scott and Nick are doing busy work.

Aug 04, 2016
Minute 80: I Love Josh
0:35:15

Cher finally reaches her conclusion. Darren, Scott and Nick are buggin'.

Aug 03, 2016
Minute 79: Cher Walks Around
0:29:54

Cher considers her feelings for Josh. Darren, Scott and Nick think he's a total Hemsworth.

Aug 02, 2016
Minute 78: Way Harsh, Tai!
0:28:49

Tai has an insult for Cher. Then Cher starts walking around Beverly Hills. Darren is joined by Back to the Future Minute hosts Scott and Nick.

Aug 01, 2016
Minute 77: Two Mochas and Ralphing
0:32:28

Tai questions Cher's motives for wanting to keep her away from Josh. Amy and Larissa finish the week.

Jul 29, 2016
Minute 76: Don't Burn Plastic
0:31:15

Cher is surprised to hear who Tai thinks is into her. Amy and Larissa talk about cassingles.

Jul 28, 2016
Minute 75: Box of Memories
0:23:11

Tai has a box. Amy and Larissa are here to let it burn.

Jul 27, 2016
Minute 74: Hacky Sack
0:23:01

Cher's failure is complete, she arrives home to see two happy hack sackers.

Jul 26, 2016
Minute 73: DMV Messiah
0:21:44

Cher takes a driving test, Cher fails a driving test. Amy and Larissa say "my bad".

Jul 25, 2016
Minute 72: Fred and Lucy
0:25:44

Cher is looking for a shirt, she insults Lucy. Park and Jackie finish the week.

Jul 22, 2016
Minute 71: Cher and Travis
0:20:30

Dionne and Tai are aquafans. Park is joined by his wife Jackie for a lot of sex talk.

Jul 21, 2016
Minute 70: Near Death Experience
0:24:29

Tai regales the crowd with stories, we hear from Amber and Summer one last time. Park and Dyanna want to tell you about a water bottle holder.

Jul 20, 2016
Minute 69: Some Barnies
0:24:24

Tai is in peril, Christian saves her. Park and Dyanna think Tai is not that stupid.

Jul 19, 2016
Minute 68: Off The Interstate
0:23:04

Dionne gets the car off the interstate. Park and Dyanna are finally calm.

Jul 18, 2016
Minute 67: Christian is Gay
0:14:38

Murray has some bad news for Cher. Trevor, Martin and Jessica want to get off the interstate.

Jul 15, 2016
Minute 66: Flat Hair
0:14:21

Cher wonders why Christian left her. Dionne has a theory. Trevor, Martin and Jessica ride along, too.

Jul 14, 2016
Minute 65: Coffee and Wine
0:18:13

Christian leaves. Trevor, Martin and Jessica knock you a kiss.

Jul 13, 2016
Minute 64: Sporadicus
0:14:44

Cher and Christian watch a film. Trevor, Martin and Jessica talk hair.

Jul 12, 2016
Minute 63: A Transitional Piece
0:16:30

Christian arrives to burnt cookie dough, and then talks art. Trevor, Martin and Jessica talk Oldenberg.

Jul 11, 2016
Minute 62: A Lighting Design
0:33:37

Christian calls, then Cher calls in Dionne. Darren, Ashley and Hannah finish the week.

Jul 08, 2016
Minute 61: Ren and Stimpy
0:32:02

Cher and Josh share a moment. Darren, Ashley and Hannah can't believe they are taking advice from someone who watches cartoons.

Jul 07, 2016
Minute 60: Midnight Snacks with Daddy
0:27:29

Cher and Josh bring snacks, then do some snacking themselves. Darren, Ashley and Hannah dodge a call from Gail.

Jul 06, 2016
Minute 59: Ring a Ding
0:26:47

Cher and Josh head home. Darren, Hannah and Ashley talk about horrific Frank Sinatra album art.

Jul 05, 2016
Minute 58: The Tale of Luscious Jackson
0:22:49

Josh dances with Tai, Christian isn't really dancing with Cher. Darren, Ashley and Hannah are here to get into Luscious Jackson.

Jul 04, 2016
Minute 57: Josh Has Arrived
0:17:02

Josh has found Ricky Jay*. Dan, Jim and Wendy finish the week with Tai in the land of the giants.

*not Ricky Jay, Dan.

Jul 01, 2016
Minute 56: Amber is Hagsville
0:20:06

Cher and Tai talk paintings. Dan, Wendy and Jim ignore the Bosstones.

Jun 30, 2016
Minute 55: Mighty, Mighty Bosstones
0:17:35

The band is kicking. Dan, Wendy and Jim are going to slide.

Jun 29, 2016
Minute 54: Mr Billie Holliday
0:21:20

Christian and Cher leave for the party. Dan, Jim and Wendy get in the car.

Jun 28, 2016
Minute 53: The Rat Pack
0:25:01

Josh feels that Cher is not appropriately dressed. Dan, Jim and Wendy look like a pack of rats.

There were issues with sound on this episode.

Jun 27, 2016
Minute 52: Christian and Mel
0:17:12

Christian arrives and Josh lets him in. Corin, Keith and Megan finish the week.

Jun 24, 2016
Minute 51: Show Some Skin
0:17:04

Cher begins her campaign to get Christian. Corin, Keith and Megan show some skin.

Jun 23, 2016
Minute 50: Two Thumbs Up
0:18:38

Cher gives good oral. Amber thinks it reeks. Corin, Keith and Megan give it two thumbs up.

Jun 22, 2016
Minute 49: Stems and Oral
0:18:27

Cher and Christian meet. Corin, Keith and Megan are parked.

Jun 21, 2016
Minute 48: All The Young Dudes
0:17:37

Cher has thoughts on fashion. Corin, Keith and Megan are here to intro Christian.

Jun 20, 2016
Minute 47: Crooked You-Know-Whats
0:16:34

Tai frightens her hymenally challenged friends. Amy, Jordan and Jessica ask about sample sizes.

Jun 17, 2016
Minute 46: Bras and Muscles
0:31:35

Cher and Dionne comfort Tai, then go to the mall. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are seeing the new Christian Slater.

Jun 16, 2016
Minute 45: To Thine Own Self
0:29:08

Heather misattributes a Shakespeare quote, Cher corrects her, Josh smiles. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are wistful.

Jun 15, 2016
Minute 44: Meet Pretentious Heather
0:24:55

Cher calls Josh, he brings Heather along. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are here to talk berets.

Jun 14, 2016
Minute 43: Getting Mugged
0:23:05

Cher is mugged. Amy, Jordan and Jessica witness it.

Jun 13, 2016
Minute 42: Clown Liquor
0:19:21

Cher gets out of Elton's car. Joel, Lindsay and Ben finish the week on a downer.

Jun 10, 2016
Minute 41: I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo
0:22:38

Elton makes his ill-advised move. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are creeped out.

Jun 09, 2016
Minute 40: Turn Away
0:18:15

Elton and Cher take a ride. Joel, Lindsay and Ben are carpooling with a snowman.

Jun 08, 2016
Minute 39: Red Glowing Skulls
0:22:06

Cher is called home. Joel, Lindsay and Ben steal a snowman.

Jun 07, 2016
Minute 38: Ice and Concussions
0:18:35

Tai is hit with a clog. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are trying to keep you awake.

Jun 06, 2016
Minute 37: Rollin' with the Homies
0:21:14

Cher and Tai are interrupted by Travis on their way to the dancefloor. Trevor, Erin and Gena get in the mosh.

Jun 03, 2016
Minute 36: Keepin' It Real
0:33:23

Cher and Tai rush to Dionne's screams to see Murray getting his head shaved. Trevor, Gena and Erin are keepin' it real.

Jun 02, 2016
Minute 35: Suck and Blow
0:27:01

After the shoe incident Travis makes amends, then Summer suggests a game of suck and blow. Trevor, Erin and Gena ask if Elton can suck.

Jun 01, 2016
Minute 34: Ambular
0:27:50

Tai and Cher do a lap, running into Amber in an old dress and Travis with beer to spill. Trevor, Gena and Erin think you should not wear stain pumps to a party.

May 31, 2016
Minute 33: Sun Valley is North
0:25:06

Information from Dionne means that Tai and Cher are off to the Val party. Trevor, Gena and Erin are here to give you directions.

May 30, 2016
Minute 32: Tai meets Mel
0:19:38

Elton requests a copy of Cher's picture of Tai. Park, Jodhi and Megan finish their week.

May 27, 2016
Minute 31: Elton's Eye Roll
0:29:25

Cher and her friends have a montage session. Park, Megan and Jodhi wonder what Amber is wearing.

May 26, 2016
Minute 30: Flyers and Bronson
0:21:13

With her makeover done Tai is attracting looks, Cher and Dionne are choosing a suitable boy for her. Park, Jodhi and Megan talk about the Valley.

May 25, 2016
Minute 29: Turkey and Mentos
0:24:38

Josh questions is Cher is good for Tai, Tai is singing to adverts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are stuck on 20 year old jingles.

May 24, 2016
Minute 28: Buns and Venus
0:21:17

Cher shows Tai how to improve her buns, her mind and her vocabulary before Josh interrupts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are here, not sporadically.

May 23, 2016
Minute 27: Makeover Montage!
0:22:08

Cher and Dionne leave school to makeover Tai. Darren, Shannon and Phil want to be a supermodel.

May 20, 2016
Minute 26: Just Say No
0:15:01

Cher has some advice for Tai about Travis and the loadies on the grassy knoll. Darren, Phil and Shannon are once more here to show you the distiction.

May 19, 2016
Minute 25: Travis meets Tai
0:15:39

In the lunch line Travis and Tai talk about Marvin the Martian. Darren, Shannon and Phil talk about Harriet Smith.

May 18, 2016
Minute 24: Woman!
0:21:08

Cher and Dionne show Tai the ropes, then Murray needs five dollars. Darren, Phil and Shannon talk like real adults.

May 17, 2016
Minute 23: Coke and Rope
0:21:42

Cher decides to take Tai under her wing, and show her the ropes of Bronson Alcott High. Darren, Phil and Shannon agree that she could be a farmer in those clothes.

May 16, 2016
Minute 22: Balls and Tai
0:15:05

Cher almost hits a tennis ball, Dionne is not going to hit a ball and Amber can't be near balls. Then the Principal introduces a new student to the class, dressed in slacks, a plaid shirt and troll shirt. Dan, Lan and Jessie finish the week.

May 13, 2016
Minute 21: Furniture and Tennis
0:18:34

Mel asks Cher about the improved grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie get into the stain on that desk.

May 12, 2016
Minute 20: Montage and Applause
0:20:02

Cher's plan works and everyone gets better grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie wonder what it would be like to get applauded at every turn.

May 11, 2016
Minute 19: Invites and Digits
0:17:23

Cher and Dionne spy on Hall and Geist. Dan, Lan and Jessie watch the watchers.

May 10, 2016
Minute 18: Yoghurt and Coffee
0:19:37

Cher and Dionne begin phase 2 of their plan, which involves giving coffee to Mr Hall. Dan, Lan and Jessie are not sure pupils should be making over teachers.

May 09, 2016
Minute 17: Valets and Trees
0:18:14

Josh is excited that Marky Mark might be planting a tree, and Cher doesn't see the value of being able to park when everywhere had valet. Corin, Kip and Jon are along for the ride.

May 06, 2016
Minute 16: Nietzsche by the Pool
0:15:39

Cher hassles Josh to be her driver. He relents. Corin, Jon and Kip talk driving.

May 05, 2016
Minute 15: Crimson and Clover
0:14:22

Corin, Jon and Kip surf the crimson wave.

May 04, 2016
Minute 14: Tardies and Speeches
0:19:42

Travis makes his speech. Corin, Jon and Kip recall cell phones in the 90s.

May 03, 2016
Minute 13: Geist and Roses
0:17:36

Cher and Dionne begin the first phase of their plan, with a rose and a sonnet from Cliff's notes. Corin, Jon and Kip talk about that hat that Dionne is wearing.

May 02, 2016
Minute 12: Contempo and Boinkfest
0:18:47

Cher has a plan. It involves a boinkfest for Mr Hall. Joel, Sarah and Spencer finish out the week.

Apr 29, 2016
Minute 11: Lawyering and Malls
0:21:28

Cher attempts to argue her grades up, Joel, Sarah and Spencer want to go to the mall.

Apr 28, 2016
Minute 10: Dinner With Mel
0:19:42

Cher and Josh bring Mel up to speed on the day's events. Joel, Sarah and Spencer bring you up to date on the minute's events.

Apr 27, 2016
Minute 9: Josh and Butthead
0:16:34

Josh is drinking juice straight from the bottle! Cher is eating carrots, and they are catching a little TV before dinner. Then Mel calls. Joel, Sarah and Spencer continue to guide you this week.

Apr 26, 2016
Minute 8: Cells and Lipo
0:19:24

Cher and Dionne talk on cellphones in the corridor, then Cher shows us the front of her classic house and her dead mother's portrait before maudlin music makes her go to the kitchen. Joel, Sarah and Spencer figure out if death hangs over this film.

Apr 25, 2016
Minute 7: Grades and Christian
0:28:08

A dark cloud falls over first period, only after Cher has filled Mr Hall in on what is happening with Christian. Darren, Caroline and Eric finish the week with Minute 7.

Apr 23, 2016
Minute 6: Elton and Travis
0:25:10

Amber has no con to the end of Cher's speech. Elton needs to get his CD and Travis has a thought. Darren, Eric and Caroline are here to discuss it.

Apr 21, 2016
Minute 5: Amber and Haiti
0:27:25

In minute 5 Cher brushes off the advances of a boy with a familiar catchphrase, then she starts to tell us about her thoughts on immigration. Darren, Caroline and Eric talk about Amber Mariens.

Apr 20, 2016
Minute 4: Jeepin and Murray
0:23:00

Minute 4 of As If covers Murray meeting Dionne to talk about some paging. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Apr 19, 2016
Minute 3: Driving and Dionne
0:26:32

Minute 3 of As If covers Cher meeting Dionne. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Apr 18, 2016
Minute 2: Computers and Mel
0:47:38

Minute 2 of As If covers Cher at her computer and meeting her father, Mel, a litigator. Host Darren Husted is joined by Phil Gonzales and Shannon Campe.

Apr 15, 2016
Minute 1: Noxema and Shopping
0:31:08

Minute 1 of As If covers the opening credits to Cher sitting at her dresser. Host Darren Husted is joined by guests Shannon Campe and Phil Gonzales.

Apr 14, 2016
Minute 0: The Mekhi Phifer Incident
0:03:29

An out-take from Minute 0, wherein Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel debate who was in High School High

Mar 26, 2016
Minute 0: Meet the Hosts
0:48:33

Before we get into the meat of the film Darren introduces you to the four hosts; Joel, Corin, Dan and Park. We talk about when we first saw Clueless and teen movies in general.

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Mar 24, 2016
Minute 0: Out-take.
0:02:00

Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel talk baby birding and goop in this out take from minute 0.

Mar 21, 2016