Dumb People Town

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar.

Episode Date
76: Brian Moses - Live From Oklahoma!
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This week, Brian Moses (Roast Battle) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Oklahoma for a live Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a woman is cited for causing urine to explode in a 7-11 microwave. In Story #2, a school superintendent is charged with repeatedly pooping on the athletic field. And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!
Jun 19, 2018
75: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.
Jun 15, 2018
74: Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham - Cumspringa
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This week, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham (WOMP It Up!) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk driving suspect mixes Xanax and booze in an attempt to live their life like Jesus. In Story #2, a graduate's cake falls victim to censorship. In Story #3, a man refuses to be robbed at gunpoint.
Jun 12, 2018
20: Minisode: John Roy - Eight Stone of Poo
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.
Jun 08, 2018
73: Tig Notaro - A Clive and Kickin'
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This week, Tig Notaro (Happy to Be Here) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man finds live WWI artillery shell in his neighbor's trash. In Story #2, a retired math teacher drives up and down the neighborhood masturbating out of his van to donate sperm. In Story #3, officers receive a call from a man who is being followed by a pig.
Jun 05, 2018
19: Minisode: Emma Arnold - Rename the Boy
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Emma Arnold (Yes Please) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a parent misspells their child's name on a tattoo.
Jun 01, 2018
72: Flula Borg - Fingers Out, Trying To Do Something
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This week, Flula Borg joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a local doctor is found passed out with a hand around his penis. In Story #2, a man gets attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake. In Story #3, a burglar disguises himself in a plastic wrapper to rob a GameStop.
May 29, 2018
18: Minisode: David Huntsberger - You Don't Mow My Grass
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by David Huntsberger (The Space Cave) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for drunk driving a lawn mower.
May 25, 2018
71: Dave Pasquesi - LIVE from Chicago!
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This week, Dave Pasquesi (Veep) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Chicago for a live Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man steals cars to impress his son. In Story #2, a community bans together against organized sex parties happening at a house in the neighborhood. And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!
May 22, 2018
17: Minisode: Sara Benincasa - Failing Up Since The Beginning of Time
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal.
May 18, 2018
70: Gareth Reynolds - How High is Too Far?
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This week, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk tourist has a rough night after he gets lost on his way back to his hotel and finds himself climbing the Italian Alps. In Story #2, an adventurous (and mischievous) 12-year-old boy steals his mom's credit card and books an escape to Bali for 4 days. In Story #3, a nightmare becomes a reality when a woman wakes up with a cockroach in her ear.
May 15, 2018
16: Minisode: Keith & Chemda - Looks Like I'm Going To Jail
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili (My Opening Line, Keith and the Girl) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a former USPS carrier is charged with failing to deliver thousands of pieces of mail.
May 11, 2018
69: Alison Rosen - I Don't Like What Happened Here
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This week, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a hangry woman claims she couldn't order french fries at taco bell because the workers there are racist. In Story #2, a man walks into a Speedway and very calmly steals two 18-packs of beer. In Story #3, a father struggles to help his daughter with some strangely-worded anatomy homework. And finally, a voicemail from TSA agent Michael Kissick. Pick up Alison's new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)!
May 08, 2018
15: Minisode: Josh Adam Meyers - Shit's Gonna Get Damp
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Josh Adam Meyers (Goddamn Comedy Jam, F is for Family) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a drunk driver is arrested while covered in dog poop.
May 04, 2018
68: Trae Crowder - Smell My Ride
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This week, Trae Crowder (The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested after crashing into a police cruiser while intoxicated and operating a van from the passenger seat. In Story #2, three men break into a woman's house, take her for a ride, steal her tv, then bring her home and ask her not to call the cops. In Story #3, a Florida woman tries to get out of being found with cocaine in her purse.
May 01, 2018
Sarah Silverman - It Escalated So Quickly
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This week, Sarah Silverman (I Love You, America) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man trashes a hotel room with pepperoni and seagulls. In Story #2, a zoo operation manager puts an intruder in an alligator hold. In Story #3, a woman thinks she has food poisoning, but instead finds out she's pregnant and giving birth.
Apr 24, 2018
Minisode: Piping Hot
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are back for another minisode! In this week's story, a woman orders lasagne and is surprised by a scalding hot squirt of marinara sauce.
Apr 20, 2018
Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher - The Sketti Defense
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This week, Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher (The Honeymoon Special, Another Period) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in a bull costume attempts to burn down a house with ragu. In Story #2, an adult man challenges a 15-year-old boy to a nunchucks fight. In Story #3, a McDonalds employee is fired for putting his mixtape into happy meals instead of the toy. And finally, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg.
Apr 17, 2018
Minisode: Jeremiah Watkins - Bad Dad
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jeremiah Watkins (Jeremiah Wonders podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is found naked in a helicopter after driving a car into a lake.
Apr 13, 2018
Karen Kilgariff - Sword Stores
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This week, Karen Kilgariff (My Favorite Murder) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a samurai sword-wielding girlfriend seeks revenge against her "E-thlete" boyfriend. Story #2 features a Bigfoot Truther who is suing the state of California. In Story #3, a Wisconsin women's restroom is plagued by a serial toilet clogger.
Apr 10, 2018
Minisode: Julian McCullough - There's No Crying Over Spilled Milk
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.
Apr 06, 2018
Kevin Pollak - Hold On Loosely
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This week, Kevin Pollak (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, freebie train sex is caught on camera. In Story #2, a man sets his neighbor's car on fire in retaliation for the theft of his lawn mower. In Story #3, a Batman wannabe finally decides to eat something besides Chipotle, and a voicemail from Peter Falk wraps up the show!
Apr 03, 2018
Minisode: Kara Klenk - Eat My Way Through This Mistake
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kara Klenk (If You Build It show at UCB) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman mistakes a jail security booth for a fast food drive-thru.
Mar 30, 2018
Seth Green - There Will Be Sauce
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This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase. Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed. In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs. Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.
Mar 27, 2018
Minisode: Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.
Mar 23, 2018
Brad Meltzer - Soft Corn Porn
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This week, author Brad Meltzer joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, customers are surprised by porn at Burger King. Then, the guys talk about Brad's new book, The Escape Artist, before getting into Story #2, in which an electric napkin dispenser is stolen. In Story #3, a boy pees all over the buttons in an elevator. Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage wraps up the show.
Mar 20, 2018
Minisode: Hampton Yount pt. 3 - Drunk on Chipotle Margs
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an argument between a man and a woman result in the loss of a gold tooth. Plus, Steven Seagal calls in!
Mar 16, 2018
Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson - A Toddler in an Adult Sleeping Bag
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This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a live episode of Dumb People Town! In Story #1, two men fight for the title of World's Biggest Penis. In Story #2, a man is found drunk and naked lying inside a pipe organ. In Story #3, brothers celebrate a lottery win by blowing up a house. Then, the townies in the audience share some stories, including a woman who intentionally pees on a police officer, a 10-year-old child who steals his parents' car, and two friends who have a falling out over the airtime of Monday Night Raw.
Mar 13, 2018
Minisode: Hampton Yount pt. 2 - Catch Up With My Peeps
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the cops chase down a particularly dumb drunk driver. Then, a voicemail from Dr. Phil!
Mar 09, 2018
Andy Richter - How ‘Bout a Shotgun, Dummy?
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This week, comedian Andy Richter (CONAN) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a fight over cheesecake leads to an arrest. Story #2 features a mailbox full of fish. In Story #3, a woman pulls multiple worms out of her eye. Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.
Mar 06, 2018
Minisode: Hampton Yount - Yeah, He Was Naked
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg!
Mar 02, 2018
Brian Posehn - Laugh Our Tasers Off
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This week, comedian Brian Posehn joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested for aggravated assault after stealing Slim Jims. Story #2 features a drunk driver who calls the cops on himself. In Story #3, a man hurls a cup of clam chowder at a woman’s car. Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage, who has an interesting business proposition.
Feb 27, 2018
Minisode: Nate Craig - The Rush Hour Bandit
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen car...but forgets the keys in the bank.
Feb 23, 2018
Pete Holmes - Frightened Farmer
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This week, comedian Pete Holmes (Crashing, You Made It Weird) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man’s own sword is used against him. Then, they talk about season 2 of Pete’s show Crashing, before getting in Story #2, in which a farmer finds tiger in his cowshed. In Story #3 a man beats his roommate who failed to properly close the cereal. Finally, Robert Durst stops by the studio to chat.
Feb 20, 2018
Minisode: Nick Antonyan - Missile Sled
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian and youtuber Nick Antonyan for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man skis a rocket bike off of a roof and falls on a fence.
Feb 16, 2018
Jamie Lee - Black Sparrow
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This week, comedian Jamie Lee (HBO's Crashing) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in Russia drives a stolen tank into a supermarket and steals a bottle of wine. In Story #2, fed up with searching for the perfect man, a woman marries the ghost of a 300 year old pirate, saying that he’s her soulmate. Finally, in Story #3 a man with a plan, some snow, and a couple hours to spare builds a car out of snow to fool the cops.
Feb 13, 2018
Minisode: Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden - It's Not The Weekend Somewhere
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.
Feb 09, 2018
Scott Thompson - Butter Him Up! (Live From SF Sketchfest)
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This week, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) live from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1, a man sets the garage on fire in retaliation after his roommate draws phallic symbols on his face while he was passed out. Story 2 introduces us to a man who tries to jump the gates at the London underground, only to get stuck in an uncomfortable and compromising position. In Story 3, we find out which objects Americans shoved inside themselves in 2017, and learn why a flared base is so essential. Then, the townies in the audience share some stories, including tales of cocaine at a court hearing, a sloppy ATM jacking, and arson in a public toilet. Finally, Kris Kristofferson drops by to share a story from the set of the movie Blade: Trinity.
Feb 06, 2018
Minisode: Jackie Johnson - Meat Me
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a trail of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos lead the cops straight to perpetrators of a robbery.
Feb 02, 2018
Neal Brennan - I Am My Own Baby
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This week, comedian Neal Brennan (Female Brain, 3 Mics, Chappelle’s Show) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man punches an ATM that gives him too much money. In Story #2, a man calls 911 to complain about the size of his meal. Then, Story #3 features a man who feels like he’s been robbed. Finally, Al Gore leaves a voicemail about the recent wild fires!
Jan 30, 2018
Minisode: Barry Rothbart - Got a Lot of Lint in Him
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Time for another DPT minisode! This week the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Barry Rothbart (Downward Dog, Get High & Save the World podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is rescued after stealing a swan boat and marooning himself on a fountain.
Jan 26, 2018
Scott Aukerman - Too Spicy to Put in Print
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This week, comedian Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a youtube prankster cements in his head in a microwave. Story #2 features a woman who loves having sex with ghosts. Then in story #3, someone requests a joke with their pizza delivery and isn’t thrilled when their wish is granted. Finally, a voicemail from Michael Caine wraps up the show!
Jan 23, 2018
Minisode: Kyle Ayers - Landlocked Shrimp
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On the very first DPT minisode, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kyle Ayers (Boast Rattle, Never Seen It podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for getting into a fight with another man over shrimp.
Jan 19, 2018
John Early & Kate Berlant - It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sconce
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This week, comedians John Early & Kate Berlant (The Characters, Search Party, 555) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a West Virginia man torches a strip club to keep his girlfriend from stripping. Story #2 features a woman who intends to marry her chandelier. Then in story #3, a grieving daughter sprinkles her mother’s ashes on her Christmas dinner and eats it. A voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show!
Jan 16, 2018
Joey CoCo Diaz - Just Go There and Figure It Out
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This week, comedian Joey CoCo Diaz (The Church of What's Happening Now) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, four Teslas are stolen by four separate men. Story #2 stars a hungry night owl who takes matters into his own hands at a Waffle House. Story #3 is a cautionary tale of the Valsalva maneuver gone terribly wrong. To wrap up the show, Mark Walhberg stops by to fill the guys in on what he's been up to lately.
Jan 09, 2018
Todd Glass - Major Factor in an Unusual Situation
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This week, comedian Todd Glass joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a bizarre incident involving a man covered in deer blood. Story #2 brings us a self-taught rocket scientist / limo driver. Story #3 is the tale of a mile-high encounter.
Jan 02, 2018
Joe DeRosa - LIVE from Houston
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This week, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk come to you live from Houston, joined by comedian and actor Joe DeRosa (Better Call Saul, Emotional Hangs)! The group recounts some Jan Flato facts before jumping into Story #1, which is the tale of a man who happens to be covered in vaseline. Story #2 brings us some questionable transportation techniques. And finally, in Story #3 we meet a man with a taste for hotdogs and a knack for shooting them as well. To wrap up the show, some awesome Townie audience participation!
Dec 26, 2017
Tony Hinchcliffe - Shark Vomit Jesus Birth
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This week, Tony Hinchcliffe (Kill Tony, One Shot) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a theft of holiday decorations involving a shark, a T-Rex, and the zoo. Story #2 brings us a Ferrari thief who ain't got gas money. Story #3 is the wild tale of a thirsty opossum. To wrap up the show, Johnny Depp shares his idea for a new sport.
Dec 19, 2017
Nikki Glaser - Soft Rock Bottom
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This week, comedian and actor Nikki Glaser (Not Safe with Nikki Glaser) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb people Town! In Story #1, we visit a movie theater where a couple is caught in a compromising position. Story #2 lets us know that when you're here, you're family. Story #3 brings a rousing Rascal Safeway theft. To wrap up the show, "Making A Murderer" "star" Ken Kratz joins the show to talk mandatory hugs.
Dec 12, 2017
Dan Harmon - That's Shoot-You-In-The-Arm Money
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This week, Writer/Producer/Fellow Feral Podcaster Dan Harmon (Rick & Morty, Harmontown) makes his grand return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! The group discusses desk buttons before jumping into Story #1, in which a Florida couple unsuccessfully fakes a break-in. In Story #2, a stolen rental car caper goes south. Story #3 brings Australian Maccas shenanigans. To wrap up the show, Mark Wahlberg joins the gang to discuss upcoming projects, his checkered past, and holiday plans.
Dec 05, 2017
Steve Agee - Don't Fret
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This week, actor and comedian Steve Agee (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, We're No Doctors) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Steve recounts military school before jumping into Story #1, in which a man finds himself locked in a beer cooler. Story #2 brings us an unwanted late-night visitor in Boulder, CO. In Story #3, we meet a photogenic sandwich woman who happens to be familiar to local police. To wrap up the episode, Robert Durst leaves a voicemail about going into houses that aren't yours!
Nov 28, 2017
Jimmy Pardo - Mile Thigh Emporium
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This week, comedian and podcaster Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny, Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo) visits The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Jimmy tells the story of an encounter with a fan, and then in Story #1, we hear all about an inappropriate sale, and use of, a whip. Story #2 brings us an ignored request with regards to a 7-11 cheese dispenser. Story #3 is the tale of an angry naked woman with a pool cue. To wrap up the show, a voicemail from Doug Buffone about his new podcast from the great beyond.
Nov 21, 2017
Judah Friedlander - Champagne Torino
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This week, Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Bordertown) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group talks about the story behind Judah's new standup special, "America Is The Greatest Country In The United States," before we jump into Story #1, in which a Florida politician purports to have met aliens. In Story #2 brings us a man who slides into the police's DM's. And Story #3 is the tale of a supposedly unlawful sing-along. To wrap up the episode, a voicemail from actor Adam Driver about the new Star Wars trailer!
Nov 14, 2017
Lauren Lapkus - Thinking Outside the Bun
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This week, actor/improviser/writer/podcasting mover-and-shaker Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black, With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group discusses Lauren's recent trip to Vegas before diving into Story #1, which involves women escaping capture only to be captured at an escape room. Lauren tells the guys about her new podcast Raised By TV, before jumping into Story #2, in which a dumb criminal is recognized by a former coworker. In Story #3, a tale of a child finding a message in a bottle takes a dark turn. To wrap up the episode, the world's friendliest TSA agent Michael Kissick joins the show and brings along his sister!
Nov 07, 2017
Breckin Meyer - P*ssy on the Hood
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This week, Breckin Meyer (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, moaning sounds from a car sparks concern from an officer. We find out why Breckin recently bought a sword before diving into Story #2, which involves a flaming broom. Breckin tells the story of the Robot Chicken's genesis, before Story #3 brings us an alleged time-traveller. To wrap up the episode, Randy Newman joins the show to share some controversial new tunes.
Oct 31, 2017
Jay Larson - Snuggle Buddiez at Fatty's Bar
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This week, Jay Larson (The Crabfeast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 starts with a bank robbery and ends with an arrest at KFC. In Story #2, we learn about a new service for people who just want to snuggle. Story #3 brings us a woman whose poor choices lead to purple tears. To wrap up the episode, Steven Avery leaves a voicemail about his special work detail in prison!
Oct 24, 2017
Bert Kreischer - Read My Pendant
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This week, comedian Bert Kreischer (Bertcast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Virk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 brings us up a tree in Regina. DVK tells his own personal story of falling from a tree, and the group discusses Sober October. In Story #2, an officer of the law is impersonated. The we dive into Story #3, in which we learn about a new homemade jewelry trend. To wrap up the episode, Bert tells the epic story of "The Machine."
Oct 17, 2017
Matt Besser - Soft Swing
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This week, Matt Besser (Upright Citizens Brigade, improv4humans) drives his minivan all the way down to Dumb People Town! Along with Matt, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk jump into Story #1, in which a swingers party goes south real quick. The group talks to Matt about his new musical, "Stolen Idea," and the fascinating and terrifying issue of stolen intellectual property in the entertainment world. In Story #2, we meet a very thirsty nanny. Matt provides an update on his drug cartel neighbors, before Story #3 brings us a man who relieves his bladder at a Metallica concert. To wrap up the show, Randy presents a newspaper clipping about a burglar who left behind crucial DNA.
Oct 10, 2017
Dave Anthony - Control the Bag
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This week, comedian and friend of the pod Dave Anthony (The Dollop) makes a grand return to Dumb People Town, driven there by a bear! Dave talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about The Dollop and LA Podfest before jumping into Story #1, in which an honest drunk man turns himself in. In Story #2, an unlicensed criminal removes his contraband at the hospital. Story #3 brings us a bear-y bad driver. To wrap up the show, the late Chicago radio host Doug Buffone, leaves an incensed voicemail about the Bears!
Oct 03, 2017
Paul F. Tompkins - Mid-Squat, Pants Down, & Unashamed
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This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Paul about trying forging new paths before diving into Story #1, in which a hedgehog-fueled dispute gets heated. The group discusses Seeso's Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and then forges into Story #2, which involves a jogger who lives her life without listening to the haters -- and as a bonus, we find out how many times DVK was sent the story! In Story #3, an ill-fated attempt to purchase drugs at an inappropriate location. To wrap up the show, an update on the DPT Facebook page in the wake of Hurricane Irma.
Sep 26, 2017
Keegan-Michael Key - Sh*t's Out the Window on This One
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This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key & Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about the power of surprise in comedy, before jumping into Story #1, in which defecation meets defenestration. The group discusses Friends From College, Keegan's recent run in "Hamlet," and his new Broadway "Meteor Shower," and then it's time for Story #2, which involves a stoic victim of a nail gun. Story #3 brings an exploding SUV, and then a voicemail from Robert Durst wraps up the episode! Check out the beta of Jason and Randy’s new Comedy app: http://onelink.to/banter
Sep 19, 2017
Adam Conover - Operation Extra Olives
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This week, Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) rides on the wing of a plane all the way to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Adam's television show, Adam Ruins Everything, in which Adam spills the truth-beans on all sorts of subjects. In Story #1, a man breaks the law over the course of several different vehicles. The group discusses Burning Man and horrifying animatronic wolves, before jumping into Story #2, in which a pizza place serves coke, but not from the drink machine. Adam enlightens the group about the history of jaywalking, and then Story #3 brings us a couple who is guilty of some slight PDA. The world's friendliest TSA agent, Michael Kissick, leaves a voicemail to finish up the show.
Sep 12, 2017
Jen Kirkman - Kimono Logic
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This week, amazing comedian Jen Kirkman (Just Keep Livin'?) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! DVK shares his real life Seinfeld moment, before jumping into Story #1, in which police light a naked man on fire. Jen sheds some light on her tweeting strategy, and then it's time for Story #2, which involves a horrific number of contact lenses. In Story #3, a motorist accidentally starts a fire while attempting to snuff out a life. To wrap up the episode, some great Townie Facebook fun!
Sep 05, 2017
Henry Zebrowski - Chirk Dones
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This week, actor and comedian Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast on the Left, Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell) rides a ghost train all the way down to Dumb People Town! The guys give us an update on Jan Flato before getting into Story #1, in which a daredevil with a snake dies at Niagara Falls. Henry talks about researching aliens and Space Jews for Last Podcast on the Left, and Dan shares his solar eclipse experience. Then it's time for Story #2, featuring a trigger-happy Florida man with a hatred of AT&T technicians. In Story #3, a young man misplaces his car the morning after a Metallica concert. And to round out the show: a voicemail from Nic Cage about the eclipse!
Aug 29, 2017
Tig Notaro - Take It Down a Notch
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This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly helped her chronic pain before diving into Story #1, in which a woman is just trying to get around town with children in tow. In Story #2, a man simply tries to hand out some candy... naked and covered in feces. The group discusses the Tig Notaro walking tour, and Tig's amazing Ryan Gosling story. Story #3 brings a "Dirty Dancing"-themed mishap. To cap it all off, a fan-made rap: "Today Was Not a Good Day."
Aug 22, 2017
Special Episode: The Wahlberg Solution - Live at Sketchfest
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Hi Townies! We have a special treat for you. LIVE from this years SF Sketchfest, Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) and his very famous A-list friends solve the problems of the world (because Donnie can’t).
Aug 19, 2017
Jason Nash - Maybe On The Way Out
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This week, comedian Jason Nash (Views podcast, JasonNashComedy on YouTube) heads on down to Dumb People Town! Jason talks to the Sklar Brothers and Dan Van Kirk about the demise of Vine, having a podcast with a 21-year-old, and doing comedy, before diving into Story #1, in which a forklift is stolen by a barefoot man. Then, in Story #2, a gas-station robbery goes wrong when a fire breaks out. In Story # 3, a man is trapped in an ATM. And to wrap it all up: a voicemail from Bryant Gumbel!
Aug 15, 2017
Jason Mantzoukas - Dibblin’ a Toe In
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This week, Jason Mantzoukas (The House) tiptoes his way over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jason about his experience working on The House, the inception of his hilarious podcast How Did This Get Made?, and Jason's theory about Nic Cage's acting, before jumping into Story #1, which involves the tale of a stolen toe. Dan shares a heartfelt message from a DPT fan, and the guys talk about being podcast fans themselves. Then it's time for Story #2, in which a paranoid tattletale attempts to catch a neighbor stealing from his mailbox. In Story #3, a store employee is attacked by a stripper pole thief. And to cap off the show, a special voicemail from Nicolas Cage on the 20th anniversary of FACE/OFF.
Aug 08, 2017
Tiffany Haddish - Oooh, Your Coochie Minty!
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This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire that has engulfed her boyfriend, in the most natural way possible. Tiffany explains the smell of our ancestors, and tells stories of scatological revenge, going on a swamp tour with Will and Jada Smith, and wikiFeet. Story #2 is the tale of a McDonald's playpen that's cleaner than average, and Story #3 brings us the growing trend of women using ground-up wasp nests for the purpose of genital rejuvenation. To wrap it all up, a new segment: Judging Dan. Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ hyperurl.co/dumbpeopletown Like what you hear? Check out View From The Cheap Seats @ smarturl.it/cheap Oh! Check out our survey @ smarturl.it/feralsurvey
Aug 01, 2017
Tony Hale - Today Has Not Been A Good Day
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This week, Tony Hale (Veep, Transformers: The Last Knight, Arrested Development) slides into the backseat of an official state car and takes it all the way down to Dump People Town! Tony talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about getting to work on the funniest and most relevant satire on TV. In Story #1, A “Breatharian” couple survives off of air & the universe’s energy instead of food, and encourages their young children to do the same. Story #2 features a bank robber who is having a bad day, and has many regrets. Then, it’s a Father’s Day gone wrong in Story #3, in which an angry dad seeks revenge upon a playful five year old. And finally: a fan-made commercial for Jacques Wilson, Attorney at law!
Jul 25, 2017
Kumail Nanjiani - D in the W
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This week, Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Silicon Valley) starts a Grand Theft Auto mission and winds up in Dumb People Town! Kumail talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his smash hit movie "The Big Sick," working with Ray Romano, and how tricky it can be to make a movie about standup. In Story #1, a man needs a LOT of help after becoming intimately involved with a wrench. Kumail discusses writing and making "The Big Sick," and trying to portray characters from the stand up scene that feel true. In Story #2, thieves leave behind copious evidence after stealing devices that are literally made to be tracked. The group discusses Kumail's character arc on the latest season of Silicon Valley and Kumail's family's reaction to his movie before diving into Story #3, in which a man with a lethal snake bite doesn't react quite how you'd expect. Robert Durst leaves a voicemail about his new piñata business.
Jul 18, 2017
Colin Hanks - The Legend of Baggy Pants
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Colin Hanks (Life in Pieces) rides a hoverboard into Dumb People Town this week!  The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Colin about his documentary “All Things Must Pass,” and how much Tower Records meant -- and still means -- to people. Story #1 is held together by pepper -- you’ll see what we mean.  The group discusses Colin’s “Fargo” audition as well as his experiences on “Life in Pieces,” and we find out the identity of Dianne Wiest’s favorite rapper. In Story #2, A man with baggy pants steals some very valuable merchandise, and Story #3 brings us an ad seeking a father figure. To top it all off, Mark Wahlberg pops in to catch up with the guys.
Jul 11, 2017
Jonah Ray - LIVE
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On the first ever Dumb People Town Hall in Los Angeles, Jonah Ray (Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail, Hidden America, Netflix’s MST3K) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk live from the Starburns Castle! Dan runs through the Flato Blotter, before diving into Story #1, in which two women and a man face indecent exposure charges after engaging in a threesome in broad daylight on the deck of a Mississippi restaurant. Then, the mystery of the @DPTpodcast twitter is revealed. In Story #2, a man catches a deer in a Minnesota Walmart. And in Story #3, a snake slithers out of a toilet and attaches itself to a man’s penis. Finally, audience stories, including one of a Eureka man arrested after shooting his victim with Rice Krispies-loaded ammunition.
Jul 04, 2017
Special Episode: Ping Pong Slapdown
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Every year at the Moontower Comedy Festival, an epic ping pong tournament is held. In this special bonus episode of Dumb People Town, hear the Sklars host 2017's Ping Pong Slapdown! Inappropriate sporting attire, pump-up music galore, morning wood, and much more -- this tourney has it all. Who will prevail? Listen to find out!
Jun 30, 2017
Chris Sullivan - The Curious Case of the Strawberry Sh*tter
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This week, Chris Sullivan (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2) joins Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Chris's recent meteoric rise, before jumping into Story #1, in which a man files a lawsuit after a bad date. Chris tells the group how Steve Agee's character in Guardians got his name. In Story #2, a burglar has no shame while robbing his relative's home. Story #3 brings the tale of a berry-eating man who was accused of making an improper donation to his church. To cap it off, a voicemail from Taserface inquiring about how to submit a story for the show.
Jun 27, 2017
Tom Segura - A Plaque That Reads “Unjustice”
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This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life repercussions. In Story #1, a burglar attempts to board a spaceship, and we meet a lawyer who’s just trying to best serve his client. We also hear stories about Randy’s expired passport, the drowned rat in Jason’s pool, and banana rats (!?) at Gitmo. The group discusses Tom and Christina Pazsitzky’s podcast, Your Mom’s House! Story #2 brings us a man who sends sex workers to his neighbor’s house...for years. And Story #3 is the tale of a desperate man on a beer run. To top it all off, a phone call from Steven Avery to his potential new legal counsel.
Jun 20, 2017
Thomas Middleditch - Rectum for a Dream
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This week, Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley) rides on (yes, ON) the trunk of a car all the way down the highway to Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man proves that when you’re drunk, inertia does not apply. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Thomas about Captain Underpants, how Silicon Valley has grown, and how Idiocracy has come true, before diving into Story #2, in which a man performs lawn care during a natural disaster. Story #3 brings to light an "entrepreneur" who is "revolutionizing" the sex toy industry. A voicemail from Javier Bardem rounds out the show.
Jun 13, 2017
Sal Vulcano - Not A Lot, I Can Get It For You
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This week, Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers) rides a bright orange ferry over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Sal about the lasting success of Impractical Jokers. In Story #1, a couple gets caught in compromising positions in a restaurant parking lot, and a woman gives a police officer a flower. The group discusses the Crapshoot Comedy Festival in Las Vegas, Dan's favorite Impractical Jokers bit, and Sal's thigh tattoo. Story #2 brings a violent cinema-goer who is tripping balls and seeing reptilians. Story #3 kicks off with a police report about stolen marijuana and somehow only gets dumber from there. A voicemail from Kris Kristofferson about a drug-fueled movie-going experience seals the deal.
Jun 06, 2017
Special Episode: The Sklar Brothers on Found!
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Hi Townies! We've got something special for you this weekend. The Sklar Borthers were on the latest episode of the FOUND Podcast with Davy Rothbart and we're bring it to Dumb People Town. Listen to Jason and Randy share stories of being broke, but making it work. Subscribe to FOUND so you never miss an episode: smarturl.it/foundp
Jun 02, 2017
Moshe Kasher - Doo Doo Mist
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This week, Moshe Kasher (Problematic with Moshe Kasher) steals a golf cart and rides it all the way down to Dumb People Town! Moshe talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his new show, Problematic, and what it's like being a CODA. Story #1 is the tale of a fateful throw. In Story #2, a man who claims to be Jesus acts surprisingly un-Jesusy. And at the center of Story #3 is an individual who just can't seem to keep his pants on. A Memorial Day voicemail from our favorite TSA employee rounds out the show.
May 30, 2017
Maria Bamford - Grab the Pineapple of Life
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This week, Maria Bamford hitches a ride into Dumb People Town with the Schwan man! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Maria about her new Netflix special "Old Baby" before diving into Story #1, in which door-to-door meat salesmen straddle the line of professional and unprofessional. Discussions of Weight Watchers, meat raffles, improv classes, and Lady Dynamite ensue. Story #2, all the way from Coolville, involves a dispute about cheese snacks that is settled by The Goodnight Cops. Story #3 is a tale of students who turn a pineapple in modern art. Maria's mom leaves a voicemail critiquing the podcast.
May 23, 2017
Guy Branum - Walking-Around Money
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This week, Guy Branum (Talk Show the Game Show) hitchhikes down to Dumb People Town! After discussing a surprise visitor on the Dumb People Town Facebook page, the group tackles Story #1, in which a bank robber has a difficult time communicating. Guy tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his new show, Talk Show the Game Show, where talk show guests compete to be the most charming guests possible. In Story #2, a drunken man does irreparable harm to his undergarments, which leads to a discussion of stool colors and dessert pizza. Story #3 brings us the tale of a man who risks his life for a couple cans of beer. Enemy of Ukraine Steven Seagal drops by, and he needs help retrieving his flip-flops.
May 16, 2017
Rob Corddry - How You Eeling Today?
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This week, Rob Corddry (of Elizabeth Warren's favorite television show, "Ballers") unicycles all the way down to Dumb People Town! Rob talks about getting a gun pulled on him in Florida, and in Story #1, a member of the Illuminati is arrested after emerging under a blanket. Rob tells the gang about his grandfather's rusty shotgun, and getting rejected for a movie kiss by Raquel Welch. Story #2 is the tale of a woman who got her hand stuck in an unfortunate place. Story #3 brings us a man who released an aquatic creature into what decidedly was not its natural habitat. Kris Kristofferson leaves a voicemail about a medical problem.
May 09, 2017
Mark Normand - 2 to 4 Throwing Stars
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This week, the hilarious Mark Normand arrives in Dumb People Town on a stolen bulldozer. Mark tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk what it was like opening for Louis CK during the taping of his newest special. In Story #1, a mayoral candidate has an unusual outburst involving a basketball. Mark recorded his new special in a synagogue, and he tells the gang about it. In Story #2, an 8-year-old child takes matters into his own hands in his quest for a cheeseburger. Story #3 introduces a legendary citizen of Dumb People Town who gets himself into a gambling mishap. A voicemail is interrupted by a murderous celebrity guest who is now selling wind chimes. The Sklars will be in Kansas City on May 11th, 12th, and 13th! Mark Normand's new special premieres Friday, May 12th at midnight on Comedy Central!
May 02, 2017
Doug Benson - The Yolk Has Been Broken
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This week, Doug Benson (The High Court with Doug Benson) moseys on down to Dumb People Town. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Doug's new show, The High Court, and take on Story #1, in which a man is dumbfounded that the community doesn't appreciate when he brings his pets to the park. In Story #2, a Grindr date is broken up. In Story #3 a record is broken that may make you lose your appetite for Cadbury Creme eggs. Ira Glass leaves a very informative voicemail.
Apr 25, 2017
Andy Daly - Pressing Chubbs
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This week, Review's Andy Daly makes the journey to Dumb People Town aboard an inflatable raft held together by duct tape. Along with The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk, Andy discusses Review's seminal episode, "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes," and Orson Welles. Story #1 brings us a man accused of practicing medicine without a license, and leads to impassioned discourse about circumcision. The group chats about Andy's disturbingly hilarious character, Don DiMello, before diving into Story #2: the tale of a turkey skin skirmish. Andy spills the beans on his fear of Y2K, and Story #3 involves a car crash blamed on the legendary mythical beast, Sasquatch. Mark Wahlberg leaves a voicemail describing the Wahlberg family Thanksgiving traditions and pumping up an upcoming project.
Apr 18, 2017
Sam Richardson - That's A Good No-Call
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Sam Richardson (Detroiters, Veep) hang-glides down to Dumb People Town this week! The group explores Sam's Second City past, DVK's Elton John story, and discusses Story #1: a drunken assault at the Taco Villa. The four discuss Sam's new show Detroiters, as well as the city of Detroit. Story #2 is the tale of a high school math teacher who makes some poor choices on the road... on a school night. Story #3 involves a man playing bartender in a grocery store and getting away scott free. Javier Bardem leaves a voicemail describing a helpful tool for parents.
Apr 11, 2017
Dan Harmon - The Nissan Ring of Power
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This week, Feral Audio's own Dan Harmon (Harmontown, Rick and Morty) travels to Dumb People Town by way of a stolen rental car at 4AM! Dan tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how he mines material for his podcast. Story #1 involves a family who comes home to find a surprise on their couch. The group then discusses Rick and Morty's surprise Season 3 premiere drop on April Fool's Day, and the perils of the creative process. For Story #2, hear how a group of ne'er-do-wells gets in multiple fights over the course of an evening, eventually resulting in grand theft auto. Story #3 is the tale of an alleged conversion by means of an anointed cake. Stone Cold Steve Austin leaves a voicemail with some very enticing offers.
Apr 04, 2017
Aisha Tyler - Banned From Ouija
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Archer's Aisha Tyler joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk this week for a quick weekend trip down to Dumb People Town! Aisha tells the guys about her distracted therapist, and they get into Story #1, in which a high school track team encounters a walk-on they did not expect. The group talks about the misery of being a standup on the road, and Aisha discusses her directorial debut film, Axis (coming to festivals this spring)! Story #2 involves a man who has trouble getting his item to scan at self checkout. Story #3 is the tale of two brothers on the shroom trip of a lifetime. Kris Kristofferson leaves a voicemail.
Mar 28, 2017
Matt Walsh - Under The Turkish Bus
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Veep's Matt Walsh is taking the bus to Dumb People Town this week, and we made sure to save him a spot underneath in the baggage storage area. Just until the next stop! Matt joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to discuss the story of a drunken man who hijacked a bus in Georgia. The group shares their Turkish bus stories (pro tip: ask what the clear liquid is before you drink it) and they chat about HBO's "Veep." Story #2 is the tale of a man who mugged his friend for beer money, and Story #3 involves an indecent proposal at a Taco Bell. Michael Kissick, the world's friendliest TSA agent, leaves a voicemail.
Mar 21, 2017
Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds - Garage Lemons
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This week, Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds of The Dollop pull over for a quick rest stop in Dumb People Town! Story #1 involves a drunken shower intruder. Dave and Gareth talk about what it's like to do their podcast live. Story #2 is the tale of a repeat panty-thief. Story #3 is the account of a lonely man who was crushed by his massive pornography collection. Ken Kratz leaves a voicemail. Pre-Order Dave and Gareth's book "The United States of Absurdity" here: http://www.dolloppodcast.com/book.html
Mar 14, 2017
Jamar Neighbors - Jesus, Take The Snake
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This week, Jamar Neighbors (Keanu) is along for the ride down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jamar about the origins of The Comedy Store & Comedy Central's Roast Battle, then dive into Story #1, in which a woman gets her pet stuck in her gauged earlobe. Then Jamar tells the DPT crew how Cedric The Entertainer encouraged him to be a comedian, how he landed his role in Keanu, and how he quit substitute teaching. Story #2 is the saga of some sword tricks gone wrong. The final Story is the tale of a woman with an unwelcome intruder in her skull. To wrap it all up, Harrison Ford leaves a voicemail about his rights as a pilot.
Mar 07, 2017
Jon Hamm - Bring In The Nerp
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World-class actor Jon Hamm journeys on down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk chat with Jon about goofing around on the set of Mad Men and his experience going to last year's World Series as a Cardinals fan. Story #1 involves the wrangling of a deer in a super market. Jon tells the tale of his only trip to model-filled Cleveland. The group discusses the Oscars SNAFU and dives into the Marisa Tomei Oscars incident of yesteryear. Story #2 brings to light a series of escalating incidents stemming from a brawl at a wedding rehearsal dinner. Jon speaks of his experience making Keeping Up with the Joneses, meeting Lionel Richie, and his love of St. Louis local commercials. Story #3 involves an alternative way to go through the McDonald's drive through. Steven Seagal leaves a voicemail giving his take on the incident at the Oscars. What's Jon's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Find out on this week's Dumb People Town.
Feb 28, 2017
Adam Carolla - The Fin Don't Lie
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Adam Carolla (The Adam Carolla Show) joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on a journey down to Dumb People Town! Adam tells the guys about honing his ability to read people. The group then discusses Story #1, which involves a toilet snake (the venomous kind). After deliberating upon Joe Rogan's theory about killer whales and the merits of human dorsal fins, Story #2 emerges -- spoiler alert: it concerns an illicit cartwheel in choir class. Next, Adam regales a tale about stolen eclairs. For Story #3: a scientific study about work efficiency and..."releasing tension." Mark Wahlberg makes an appearance to clear the air about missing Super Bowl memorabilia.
Feb 21, 2017
Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - 27 Waterbeds
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Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark of the smash-hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder join The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to break down dumb people doing dumb things! After chatting about My Favorite Murder's inception, the group breaks down Story #1, which involves a multitasking arsonist. Next they deliberate upon Season Two of Fargo, theories about human behavior, and the upcoming court appearance of Robert Durst. The final two stories comprise of a drunk driver armed with a penis pump, and the tale of the Sausage Castle's fiery demise. All this, plus a voicemail from Javier Bardem!
Feb 13, 2017
Matt Braunger - Gentlemen's Day
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Happy Gentlemen's Day! Matt Braunger of the podcast Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on a trip to Dumb People Town! For Story #1, they break down a meth-fueled, pantsless escapade at the Orlando International Airport. For Story #2, a tale that truly makes you question: "What would you do if you caught your ex hooking up with your mom?" The final story involves a wedding gone very, very wrong. The Smashmouth cookbook and Braunger's upcoming wedding are also discussed, and Van Kirk tells his own epic tale of a wedding reception that went off the rails. Johnny Depp leaves a voicemail -- but is he elite? See if Matt Braunger is coming near you on his Enraged To Be Married tour at mattbraunger.com, and email Braunger your self-help questions at dingdonger@feralaudio.com!
Feb 07, 2017
Scott Rogowsky - LIVE in Madison
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The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk are live in Madison, WI, for the first Dumb People Town EVER! Running Late's Scott Rogowsky joins the gang for homemade venison jerky, as well as tales of intimate spider bites, a naked altercation with the police, and an imaginary fire. Hunker down for some midwestern madness.
Jan 31, 2017
Ryan Sickler - Sliced Cheese at CVS
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Comedian Ryan Sickler of storytelling podcast The CrabFeast joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! Stories include a regrettable miscommunication about sliced cheese, a painful accident involving a wedding ring, and a woman with a very unusual diet who's looking for love. Nic Cage leaves a voicemail!
Jan 24, 2017
Nick Thune - Snowjob
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Comedian/Actor/Musician triple-threat Nick Thune joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb People Town's inaugural (no pun intended) episode! Nick talks about his new SeeSo comedy special, Good Guy, an ill-fated birthday gift he once gave his father, and Marshawn Lynch. The guys discuss an illicit sex act performed upon a snowman and a good ole gas station defecation -- plus they receive a voicemail from Steven Seagal!
Jan 17, 2017
Teaser #3 - A Voicemail
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Happy New Year! For the third teaser, Dumb People Town presents a voicemail left for the guys by the one and only Mark Wahlberg.
Jan 03, 2017
Teaser #2 - A Song
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In Teaser #2, Randy, Jason, and Daniel present the Dumb People Town theme song, crafted by Matt Crocco of MTV's The Sifl and Olly Show! Matt also created tunes for Cheap Seats, including the new theme for Season 4. So, stick around, make a sound, hunker down -- it's Dumb People Town!
Dec 27, 2016
Teaser #1 - A Story
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Behold! The very first teaser for Dumb People Town: a sampling of the type of criminal mischief that this show is all about. This story involves an IHOP. And yes, it took place in Florida.
Dec 16, 2016