Bros Before Rose: Men Who Watch The Bachelor

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Welcome to a new world order, where men can watch The Bachelor proudly and without fear of shame or ridicule! Matt Barnes and Jeff Bachman (Nerdy Pop) are two dudes who have long been fans of The Bachelor and refuse to hide it any longer! Join them as they recap each episode of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise and answer the most important questions on all of our minds!

Episode Date
Episode 040 :: Jordan Says ALL The Dumb Things
01:29:18

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Four)

Jeff is back and the girls got their own microphones! It's a big week around Bros Before Rose and we've got LOTS to discuss! Things like...

  • Ashley I and Jared got engaged!
  • Bekah M. and Tia fought on Twitter!
  • Lincoln was in the news (and it wasn't good)!
  • How Garrett got the first leg-wrap of the season and it lasted six whole seconds!
  • Jordan speaks incomprehensible nonsense!
  • The truly terrifying disease known as BFD.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 19, 2018
Episode 039 :: "And The Emmy Goes To... Richard Marx!"
01:10:18

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Three)

Richard Effing Marx. What else is there to say? Okay, fine. We'll say more. In this episode, Jeff is missing so Matt is a lone bro discovering what it means to be a Wilhelmina model who wears nail polish and got 4,000 matches on Tinder in 2017 alone. Fortunately, Stacy and Shara were along for the ride to help him out until politics got in the way and an SNL sketch featuring Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un going on a group date interrupted our regular programming.

So much to talk about!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bro Before Rose! (See, it's just "Bro" because there's only one dude.)

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Jun 12, 2018
Episode 038 :: "You Can't Throw a Dodgeball with Your Heart"
01:13:55

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode Two)

In this second episode of the season, we find that we were wrong about SO many of the assumptions and judgements we made after the first episode.

When the recap starts (at the 18:20 mark, Amber!), you'll hear things like...

  • Jeff calling Jean Blanc every Jean name except the right one (Jean Paul, Jean Luc, Jean Valjean...)
  • All of us changing our minds about Lincoln!
  • How excited we aren't to see Bryan with Rachael again!
  • Us learning the true meaning of, "Turn down for what!"
  • Us decide that David is NOT as articulate with his words as he believes himself to be!
  • Matt & Stacy's 8 month old daughter Violet try her hand at podcasting for the very first time!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 07, 2018
Episode 037 :: "So Many Balls!"
01:29:32

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 14, Episode One)

Yup... we're back! The bros and their wives record this season premiere on their vacation. (That's how much the love you!) In addition they...

  • Start a swear jar for anytime someone says, "Let's do the damn thing!" (Ugh.)
  • Get welcomed back by some awesome fans!
  • Notice that the men this season are some of the most awkward ever!
  • Use the word "package" a lot!
  • Watch Stacy fall asleep while they record... again!
  • Try to help Jeff remember his Instagram handle!
  • Give their top picks for this season!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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May 29, 2018
Episode 036 :: "Arie is a Wanker" (or "Form Beige Voltron!")
01:11:19

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Eleven & Twelve)

Any goodwill Arie created for himself last week was pretty much burnt to the ground this week as he finished up the season by proving that he's not only the most boring Bachelor contestant but maybe the most horrible as well. (As bad as Juan Pablo? Maybe!)

We wrap up this fourth season of Bros Before Rose by giving our commentary on Arie's proposal to and breakup with Becca, his pursuit and eventual proposal to Lauren and, of course, the announcement of Becca as the new Bachelorette!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Mar 07, 2018
Episode 035 :: Peruvian Crop Circles & Things That Make Arie Say "Yeah"
01:14:06

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episodes Nine & Ten)

It's The Women Tell All AND the Overnight Dates all in one!!! We watched SO much Bachelor this week so you didn't have to and our recap is WAY more entertaining than these shows. (Though you should watch The Women Tell All cuz it was actually pretty good!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Feb 27, 2018
Episode 034 :: Kendall's Build-a-Rat Workshop!
01:04:39

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Eight)

Well, the title says it all, doesn't it? It was maybe the most boring episode of The Bachelor we've ever seen, but the bros and their wives make it fun by recapping the crap out of this snooze fest! Plus, get Matt and Jeff's thoughts on Justice League! (Because, why not?)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Feb 20, 2018
Episode 033 :: Leg Wraps Don't Lead to Roses
01:14:14

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Seven)

Ciao, friends! We're in Italy this week and we're butchering the Italian accent! Join the Bros and their wives as we learn...

  • That Arie can drive a car!
  • That four dates is too many!
  • That our usual Bachelor formulas may not apply here!
  • That crying does not save you from getting sent home!
  • That Arie wants ALL the cheese and meats!
  • That our show is more exciting than The Bachelor!

Check it out, plus... Matt and Jeff revisit old Homestar Runner characters because... why not?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Feb 13, 2018
Episode 032 :: Our Favorite Goodbye!
01:21:33

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Six)

We're off to Paris, France and we have the bad accents to prove it! But that's okay! We may have bad accents, but at least we're not as boring as Arie! 

Check it out, plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Feb 06, 2018
JACK STONE: The EXCLUSIVE Interview! (Special Edition!)
40:03

SPECIAL EDITION!!!

Yes, friends... we've got the one and only, Jack Stone! And, man did he deliver!

Get the EXCLUSIVE inside scoop on...

  • The behind the scenes workings of Bachelor Nation!
  • The role the producers play in shaping the narrative of a season!
  • How Jack felt about being labeled a serial killer!
  • Which contestants stirred the pot on Bachelor In Paradise!
  • What toothpaste Jack Stone and uses to maintain his perfect teeth!
  • Who Jack thinks is the smartest contestant in recent Bachelor history!
  • What Jack is up to next!

All this and SO MUCH MORE on this SPECIAL EDITION of Bros Before Rose!!!

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Feb 02, 2018
Episode 031 :: "Ft. Lauderdale: Why, God, Why?"
01:29:14

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Five)

First of all, let us say that we actually did get the interview we've been promising and it's with none other than former Bachelorette/BIP contestant, JACK STONE!!! But, it was SO good, we're going to post it as its own episode this Thursday! (Jack gave us a TON of juicy info!!!)

For tonight's episode... Matt gives Ft. Lauderdale many, many slogans to choose from and Jeff tries to explain what Krystal meant when she said she was "investing in herself!" (Seriously... don't watch the show. Just listen to us!)

Plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jan 30, 2018
Episode 030 :: Eatin' Worms & Drinkin' Pee!
01:29:57

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Four)

We're back... all of us! For the first time in a few weeks, the whole team is back in the same room as we dissect the idiocy of another week of The Bachelor! 

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling snafu, the interview we promised did not take place this week. HOWEVER, we have rescheduled and will be featuring a former Bachelor Nation contestant on our next episode! (We promise... this interview will SLAY!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jan 23, 2018
Episode 029 :: Ari Is a Dummy
01:27:02

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Three)

This is the most "bros" of all of our episodes as Shara is off being a parent and Stacy is popping in and out while taking care of the twins! But, don't you worry! Matt and Jeff have you covered with emails from fans, new reviews and all of their insights into this latest episode of The Bachelor!

Don't forget to check back in next week as we'll have a KILLER INTERVIEW with a former contestant from Bachelor Nation!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jan 16, 2018
Episode 028 :: Krystal is the Worst!
01:22:32

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Two)

This week on the show, we're missing Stacy as she watches after the twins while Matt, Jeff and Shara tear apart this episode of The Bachelor and make statements like...

  • We should change the subtitle of our show to "Men Who Watch The Bachelor... So You Don't Have To!"
  • Krystal is the worst!
  • Ari makes out with girls so they can't ask for more jewelry!
  • Ari looks GOOD in a motorcycle jacket! (That one was all Jeff!)
  • Bunny rabbits can scream!
  • We should really learn the rules to this show!
  • Bibiana is equally crazy AND awesome!
  • Demolition Derby would be REALLY fun!
  • A person who does taxidermy is a "taxidermotologist!" (That one was all Matt!)

All that AND we check in with our resident fact-finder, Abby P; read some emails from listeners; and wonder all kinds of things about taxidermy!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jan 09, 2018
Episode 027 :: Off to the Races! (And Other Bad Puns)
01:34:48

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode One)

The Bachelor is BACK and so is Bros Before Rose! We've got a whole new season going on and, on this episode, Matt and Jeff along with Stacy and Shara (and even a few friends!) walk you through the premiere episode and ALL of the stupid racing puns!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

  • How do you say Ari's last name?
  • How many Laurens are too many Laurens?
  • Why doesn't Ari have any sense of discernment? (Like... at all!)
  • What is the biggest lie told on this show?
  • If you're really into playing the ukulele while sitting in a tree serenading a seal that is the victim of taxidermy, do you really have any business being on this show? 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jan 03, 2018
Episode 026 :: It's The End of Paradise as We Know It (And We Feel Fine)
01:33:38

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episode Nine)

The finale of Bachelor in Paradise is here and we're ready for it! The Bros (and their wives) have been dutifully watching and reporting on Bachelor shows for nine months now and it's all built up to this!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

  • What do we think about the new Bachelor?
  • Do our Canadian listeners claim Daniel as one of their own?
  • Why does Lacey believe the things that Daniel says?
  • Why does Robby think that Amanda is interested in him?
  • What's really going on with Robby's hair?
  • Do we care about Corinne and DeMario anymore? (Hint: No.)
  • Is Dean still a Dean-Hole? (Hint: Yes!)
  • When "Scallop-Fingers" goes home, where does she go?
  • Is Raven really into Adam?
  • Are the twins just trying to grab every moment in the spotlight they can before their time runs out? (Hint: Duh!)

PLUS... stay tuned after for some dumb bonus content of the Bros singing poorly.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Sep 12, 2017
Episode 025 :: "A Bunch of Weirdos" OR "The Wisdom of Wells"
01:59:01

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Seven and Eight)

 We couldn't decide on one title, so we chose two! As Paradise begins to wind down, we get two new suitors (who are not long for Paradise!), a rose ceremony, a few new ladies and Jack Stone gets to make out with a lot of girls!

Also, Dean is still the worst. (Such a Dean-Hole!!!)

PLUS... we've got a bonus Skype interview with the winner of this week's Instagram contest and our official fact-finder/fan/friend, Abbie P. from Indiana!

(Just out of curiosity, is anybody reading these show notes? If you are, let us know!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Sep 06, 2017
Episode 024 :: "Don't Be a Dean-Hole!"
01:54:43

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Five and Six)

Dean is the worst. (We even turned him into a curse-word!) If saying that here isn't very convincing, listen to this episode to learn why he's the worst as well as:

  • Why Jack Stone is less creepy with a blindfold on!
  • Why it's totally natural for Christen to lead with her V card! (Hint: It's not!)
  • How Jasmine is incredibly mature and able to move on from situations without fixating on them at all! (Hint: She's not!)
  • Why it's CRAZY that Matt is stealing girls in Paradise!
  • How "Scallop Fingers" might be the dumbest nickname ever!
  • The acrostic that the letters in Dean's name make!
  • Also, an idea for a new Etsy shop! (Cross Stitch Acrostics. anyone???)
  • Why it's INSANE that Sarah and Alexis went home while Lacey and Jasmine are still there!
  • Why, even though Dean is pretty much the worst person ever, Kristina has to take some responsibility for the situation!
  • Why Daniel's unpredictability is amazing! 
  • How Canadia is, apparently, not a place.
  • How Daniel being the result of intercourse between a Mexican wrestler and a Teletubby makes more sense than anything he's ever said!
  • Why we can't understand the appeal of the Tickle Monster!

PLUS... a new Fan of the Week, emails from fans and a brand new Instagram contest that could get YOU on the show next week!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Aug 30, 2017
Episode 023 :: "The Downfall of the Deanie Baby"
01:49:00

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Three and Four)

More Paradise this week as we head back to Mexico for some truly awkward encounters and cringe inducing moments including...

  • Dean proving that the one way you can screw up your awesome reputation is to treat an orphan poorly!
  • Adam showing up to destabilize the balance of power!
  • Robbie wearing a hat (yea!) and then taking it off (boo!).
  • Kristina trying to talk to Dean and Dean responding that he needs to take a shower!
  • Adam getting attacked by a GIANT BAT-MOTH!
  • Raven brings back the "ride or die!"
  • Ben Z. keeps talking about his dog! (And then he talks about his dog some more!)
  • Alex hits on EVERY GIRL in an attempt to get a rose!
  • Dean gives D-Lo a 1/2 birthday cake right in front of Kristina!
  • Sarah thinks she's in a Nicholas Sparks novel, not realizing that this would mean that one of them is dying!
  • Nobody wants to date Lacey!
  • Diggy bails on Lacey for Dominique 11 minutes after their date together!

But it wasn't all bad! The ending with Danielle and Wells was the highlight of our Bachelor lives!

PLUS... we interview Bachelor hopeful, Jimmy Von Thron!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Aug 23, 2017
Episode 022 :: Paradise Lost... and Found! (We're Back!!!)
01:29:03

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes One and Two)

This is it... the moment we've been waiting for since this podcast began! The premiere of Bachelor In Paradise! The Bros and their wives are back to recap each episode starting with these first two that... well, they don't fit the normal BIP roadmap!

Hear thoughts on...

  • How we believe Dean and Kristina are perfect for each other (so it will never work out!)
  • How weird it is to see the DeMario/Corinne train speeding down the tracks when we already know the destination!
  • How we REALLY hope that Wells (who isn't there for love) is the one who leaves with love!
  • How unaware Iggy is about... well, pretty much everything!
  • How (before everything went down) DeMario's whistle was the new Josh's pizza!
  • How much we LOVE Evan and Carli (mostly Carli) and really enjoyed their wedding even though it was filler!
  • How Jasmine scares us!
  • How Jack "The Ripper" Stone scares us!
  • How Jack and Jasmine maybe should be together!
  • How there was so much to comment on that we're running out of room here!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Aug 16, 2017
Episode 021 :: Rachel Makes Horrible Decisions (The End)
01:23:40

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Eleven)

"Although we've come... to the end of the road... still I can't let go..." Boyz II Men

Well, we came to the end of the road for this season, but after what we just saw, we're pretty glad to let go! The title pretty much sums it up! After a season of rooting for Rachel and believing in her, she really just ended up letting us down!

Join us as we share...

  • Why we're so excited for Bachelor In Paradise!
  • Our thoughts on the Fantasy Dorm Room that Peter and Rachel shared!
  • How cooking bacon without a shirt is dangerous!
  • The point at which we realized that the producers had duped us into watching the finale and After the Final Rose at the same time!
  • Why Rachel was wearing chainmail to the final Rose Ceremony.
  • How we think Eric looks better with a beard!
  • The point at which we realized that Rachel is being questionable.
  • The point at which we all completely abandoned Team Rachel!
  • Our belief that Peter was not only completely justified in his beliefs, but that he was possibly the only rational person ever to be on this show!
  • Why we're so excited for Bachelor in Paradise!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Aug 08, 2017
Episode 020 :: "Goldilocks and The Three Bachelors" + "The Men Tell Lee to Shut It"
01:28:33

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episodes Nine AND Ten!)

Yes, my friends... the boys (and their wives) are BACK and we have SO MUCH to catch up on! (Two episodes worth!)

Join us as we discuss...

  • Getting deja vu with three repetitive dates!
  • Rachel's mom who is NOT into this at all!
  • Rachel's dad who wasn't there (but actually WAS!!!!)
  • How the voice of Kermit the Frog was fired last week! (Unrelated.. but it came up!)
  • Why Peter is right!
  • Why Eric is (always) wrong!
  • Why Bryan is (the most) wrong!
  • Good breakfast/brunch options in Southern California.
  • The winner of our Instagram contest for a helicopter ride to Catalina!

 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Aug 01, 2017
Episode 019 :: The Gong Show! (aka- Awkward Family Therapy)
01:18:59

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Eight)

All four of us in a room recording together again! It's so wonderful... until it gets super awkward on one of the Home Town Dates!!! Matt and Jeff and Shara and Stacy (when she's awake!) chime in on one of the most awkward moments in Bachelor history and come to realizations like...

- A former Bachelorette contestant (who just went home LAST WEEK!) is one of our Fans of the Week!

- Eric thinks so highly of himself that he gave himself the nickname, "E-Bigger!"

- It's good to explain to people what you mean when you tell them you love them.

- We still don't like Brian.

- Or Eric. (Sorry... that's E-Bigger.)

- Brian's mom is cray-cray!

- Rachel doesn't realize that Brian's mom is serious when she threatens to kill her!

- Peter may have been adopted.

- We visit Dean's dad for no good reason and put him through a horrific experience that doesn't belong on this show.

- Rachel makes the first decision that makes us question whether we like her.

- We're VERY excited for the return of Bachelor in Paradise!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jul 18, 2017
Episode 018 :: A Giant Chair, A Broken Fire Hydrant and Rachel's Final Four
01:02:25

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Seven)

Jeff is back!!! (Woo hoo!) But Shara is gone! (RIP) The Bros (plus Stacy) soldier on through this episode of craziness and seek answers to questions like...

- Is a broken fire hydrant a main attraction in Geneva, Switzerland?

- Do the producers of The Bachelorette not know how to properly mount a GoPro after all this time?

- Does Brian really want to consume all of Rachel?

- Why can't contestants on this show ever do simple math?

- Has Dean been dumb this whole time and we just missed it?

- If Rachel has to choose between keeping Eric, Matt and Adam... does it really matter?

- How does Adam think he has a shot at this? (Seriously.)

- Why can't any of us possibly care about any of the words coming out of Adam's mouth?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jul 11, 2017
Episode 017 :: "Rachel Lindsay: The Scandinavian Assassin"
01:22:20

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episodes Five AND Six)

With Jeff out for the week, Matt finally gives Stacy and Shara their own mics and the three of them cover 4 full hours of The Bachelorette this week! (Though, like Corinne at a Rose Ceremony, Stacy napped her way through much of the recap!) With so much ridiculousness to cover, you know it's gonna be a good time as they address questions such as...

- How is Matt still here?

- Why is Lee the worst person on the face of the planet?

- Is it "Wiking" or "Viking???"

- How come, even though the 2-on-1 date is formulaic, it's always amazing?

- Does Ikea provide all the furniture for all of Sweden, or do they just get their inspiration from Swedish furniture?

- What is it that makes Kenny the most legit dad around?

- If we have a dude and two ladies hosting, is it still Bros Before Rose???

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 28, 2017
Episode 016 :: How To Lose At A Spelling Bee And Look Like A Dummy
45:17

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Four)

We're back after a week off for the sportsball contests (aka- The NBA Finals) and we have SO much to talk about! Join us as the Bros and their ladies...

- Address the Bachelor in Paradise controversy!

- Decide that Lee is the Devil!

- Wonder how blimps work!

- Decide they are fans of Dean!

- Watch dummies try to spell! (And, let's be honest... Josiah just got the easy words!)

- Watch Iggy declare his love for the "friend zone!"

- Wonder how Peter got to be so good looking! (That was mostly Jeff.)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 20, 2017
BONUS EPISODE! :: Bachelor In Paradise Cast Announcement!
20:52

Bachelor in Paradise Cast Announcement Reaction!

 WHAT!?!?!? Two episodes in one week??? You betcha! ABC has announced the contestants for the new season of Bachelor in Paradise and we couldn't wait a week to talk about it! Jeff and Matt discuss...

- Who are the villains?

- Who are the heroes?

- Who is Ben Zorn?

- Will Racquel be there with Corinne?

- Is Jorge coming back?

PLUS... a HUGE SPOILER (don't worry... we warn you a lot!) about an upcoming BIP event!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 08, 2017
Episode 015 :: Uber Drivers Make Great Therapists!
01:04:25

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Three)

Umm... when did The Bachelorette turn into The Beverly Hillbillies??? Things got weird as we saw mud wrestling, horses in stores and lots of pole dancing/stripping going on! Matt and Jeff (or "Jeff and Matt" if you ask Jeff*) share their thoughts on topics including:

- Why they continue to LOVE Rachel so much!

- Matt's theory on Blake and Lucas!

- Alex peed in the pool!?!?

- Poor Fred's heartbreaking dismissal!

- Horses + Rodeo Drive + Expensive Shops = NOT A THING!!!

- Sprinkles cupcakes vs. Nothing Bundt Cakes!

- Matt, Jeff, Stacy and Shara's first kisses! (They were just about as awkward as poor Fred's with Rachel.)

- Whether Anthony is boring or just normal!

- The fact that Jack Stone shall henceforth be known as "Jack The Ripper!"

* Guess who writes these descriptions!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Jun 06, 2017
Episode 014 :: Rachel Says "DeMari-NO!"
01:11:24

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode Two)

It's week two and we've got typical week two chaos as well as some not-so-typical chaos from DeMario and his ex(?)-girlfriend, Lexie! Join us as we pick a new "Fan of the Week," read your comments, welcome Stacy back to the show and answer questions like:

- Is "Whaaabooom" there for the "right reasons?"

- How does Rachel always stay so freaking classy?

- Do dogs with broken legs usually get new casts on the regular?

- Why is Ashton Kutcher "all of us?"

- Why is Chris Harrison suddenly around ALL the time???

- If I go to therapy and you go to therapy, does that mean we're meant to be?

- Is DeMario lying?

- Is Lexie crazy? (She swears on her kittens!!!)

- Does it matter?!?!?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! We swear on our kittens, you'll love it!

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May 30, 2017
Episode 013 :: A Few Good Men... And Also Whaboom!
48:48

Recap of The Bachelorette (Season 13, Episode One)

We're back!!!! After a lackluster season of The Bachelor (so long, Nick!), we've got Rachel in all her awesomeness and a bunch of dudes and their varying degrees of awesomeness (or not-so-awesomeness in some cases)! Join Matt and Jeff as they attempt to answer questions like:

- Is Rachel really a lawyer or does she just play one on TV?

- Why does Alex bring a vacuum and dance through several scenes of the episode with it?

- Was Adam's doll from the New Orleans haunted house of last season?

- Is Brian's attempt to swallow Rachel whole better than Nick's vertical kissing issue?

- Is it helpful or hurtful for Tesla to do product placement on this show?

- Why do some people actually think that the Backstreet Boys are better than N'Sync?

- Is Lucas ("Mr. Waboom") this season's Corrine? (He does seem to be the worst!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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May 23, 2017
Episode 012 :: The Final Rose LIVE!
41:03

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Twelve)

 This is it! The big season finale of The Bachelor! Did Nick find love? Did he choose Raven or Vanessa? And is that person the winner or the loser? The Bros got together with 30 or 40 of their closest friends (including several winners from our social media contests!) for a Final Rose Viewing Party and found answers to these questions (and more!):

- Has Nick been on The Bachelor before? (It wasn't clear.)

- Why does Vanessa always seem like she's just figuring out how this show works?

- Does Nick have an elvish heritage?

- What happens when everyone in Finland starts crying at the same time?

- Is that what made Santa Claus show up?

- When did The Bachelor potentially "jump the shark?"

- Do Nick and Neil Lane hang out in the free time now that they're clearly BFFs?

- Does Raven take a stiletto to Nick's face?

- Did the surprise start to Rachel's season of The Bachelorette already ruin it?

Plus, our thoughts on Nick's final choice and an announcement about whether or not we'll be back next season! (HINT: We will!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Mar 14, 2017
Episode 011 :: The Women Tell All... At The Same Time!!!
45:48

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Eleven)

That's right... ONE day, TWO episodes! It's The Women Tell All... or "most" as Jeff pointed out. Matt and Jeff try to make sense of the chaos of this brouhaha and make some provide a critical analysis of situations and confrontations including:

- Chris Harrison finally earning his paycheck by playing referee to the craziness!

- Corinne fighting with Taylor fighting with Corinne fighting with Taylor fighting with...

- Wondering who, exactly, is Elizabeth? (We have no recollection of this person.)

- Seeing another side to Liz! (These girls really love her!)

- The compare/contrast of Kristina and everything else going on here.

- Corrine's masterful manipulation of Taylor and the audience.

- Alexis' constant surprise and delight to find that she's on TV! (We love her!)

- Wondering who, exactly, is Lacey? (We have no recollection of this person.)

- The realization that we all want a Raquel in our lives!

Plus, the guys pick their favorite bloopers from the season and get excited about Rachel's future as The Bachelorette!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Mar 07, 2017
Episode 010 :: "Beware the Finlandian Romper!!!"
46:57

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Ten)

After last week's short, uneventful episode (of The Bachelor, not Bros Before Rose... we were still awesome!), Nick Viall and Co are back in the freezing cold tundra of Finland with progressively more torturous dates leading to the final two Fantasy Suite overnights. In this episode of the podcast...

- Matt points out what's wrong with the name of our Finnish locale!

- The group bemoans Raven's ridiculous romcom musical montage and the loss of any semblance of subtly!

- Everyone makes fun of cross-country skiing (except for Stacy... who used to be a cross-country skier)!

- Jeff averts his eyes as Nick's shorts get shorter than ever (and tighter too)!

- Nick gets an emoji named after him!

- Shara coins the phrase "Finlandian Romper" as she pinpoints the moment she knew Rachel was going home. (Though we're pretty sure the word is "Finnish.")

Also, we announce the winners of our "Final Rose Viewing Party Contest!"

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Mar 07, 2017
Episode 009 :: "That Turtleneck is Eating Nick!!!"
43:55

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Nine)

Well, that was weird! This oddly shortened episode of The Bachelor featured the return of Bachelorette Andi Dorfman (why?!??!), a trip to Finland (why!?!?), a giant turtleneck monster (why!?!?) and Raven sharing far too much information at very odd moments (why!?!?!). Oh yeah... AND CORINNE WENT HOME!!!! (We know why!) Matt and Jeff investigate conspiracy theories and propose answers to questions such as...

- After disappearing from the show so often, should Chris Harrison have to reintroduce himself when he shows up now?

- Why are Andi and Nick such bad actors?

- After many seasons of avoiding it, why are people on the show suddenly so comfortable talking about their sex lives?

- What will the inevitable inclusion of Corinne on Bachelor in Paradise bring to the show?

- Can Nick fly a helicopter? (No. No he cannot.)

- How does the awkwardness of Nick's turtleneck, plus the awkwardness of Nick talking through his smile, plus the awkwardness of Nick's vertical kisses equal love???

Also, we remind you to enter to win an invite to our Final Rose Viewing Party on Instagram and Facebook!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Feb 28, 2017
Episode 008 :: Buying Nick's Love for $3,423.00!!!
01:16:40

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Eight)

It's Home Town week and Nick heads off on four VERY different adventures! From muddin' in Arkansas (it's a thing!), to church in Dallas, to oh-so-much shopping in Miami, to some very tense family conversations in Montreal, this week's episode had all kinds of crazy going on! Plus... WE FINALLY MEET RAQUEL!!!! On the podcast, the Bros toss out some thoughts and theories including answers to questions like:

- Is Raven's brother really a cop? (Or did he just get a used uniform from Goodwill?)

- How can you tell the difference between a real church service and a staged one?

- What elements of Corinne's Home Town Visit screamed, "RUN AWAY!" (There were a few!)

- What is the surprising formula for the perfect romantic moment we learned from Nick's visit to Hoxie?

- Are Corinne's dad's olives actually "world-famous?" (Or should we say, "Raquel's olives???")

- What element of Vanessa's Home Town Visit screamed "RUN AWAY!" (There was just one.)

- Why can't Matt remember that Vanessa's name is Vanessa and not Danielle???

- Why does ABC not treat its viewers well??? (We call BS on the promotion and ending of this episode!)

PLUS... we announce the winner of our "Double Date with the Bros" contest AND we announce our next contest!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Feb 21, 2017
Episode 007 :: Nick's Tear-Stained Short-Shorts
01:16:10

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Seven)

And we're off to the island of Bimini! (Where???) With the number of girls dwindling and Nick's shorts getting shorter and shorter by the minute, Matt and Jeff (with some help from their wives) will help you find answers to questions like...

- Why would someone say "Nothing could go wrong!" when we all know better?

- Where exactly is Bimini?

- How is it possible that Corinne hasn't yet had a one-on-one date? (And yet it feels like she's had ten!)

- Where does Chris Harrison go when he's gone? (HINT: It may involve one of our contestants!)

- How is Raven suddenly the smartest and most empathetic person on this show and how didn't we see that coming?

- What other things are platinum besides... never mind.

PLUS... OUR FIRST SOCIAL MEDIA CONTEST FOR A HUGE PRIZE!!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Feb 14, 2017
Episode 006 :: Nick Viall: The Assassin of St. Thomas
01:06:31

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Six)

Nick is taking girls down left and right this week as we finally get to visit a location worth being excited about! The guys (Matt & Jeff) dissect this episode with insightful commentary as they provide:

- Attempts (mostly failed) at making dolphin sounds

- A translator for Nick's words (what Nick says... what Nick means!)

- A deep look into the downward spiral of Jasmine

- Mathematical formulas for understanding The Bachelor

- Three opportunities for new Go Fund Me campaigns

- Highlights of the strange editing choices in this episode

- A view on Bachelor fashion hitting an all-time low this season

- A theory for why Cocktail Parties get cancelled so often (HINT: It involves Corinne drinking all the alcohol!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Feb 07, 2017
Episode 005 :: Alligators & Voodoo & Ghosts... Oh My!!!
01:04:59

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Five)

This week's episode of The Bachelor jumps RIGHT back into the Corinne v. Taylor drama and takes Nick and the girls to New Orleans and down on the bayou for some truly ridiculous moments that only The Bachelor can supply. Matt & Jeff try to make sense of it all and answer questions like...

- Doesn't Taylor have some sort of degree in psychology? Could she not put that to use in this situation?

- Why, for the love of all that is good and right in the world, would Nick send Sarah home??? (We love you, Sarah!)

- Can our listeners help us campaign to get Sarah to come on our show??? (Hint: Yes... yes YOU can!)

- Why is the "Two-On-One" the date Matt looks forward to each season?

- Why don't more sponsors trust Matt & Jeff with their advertisements?

- Have the producers run out of good ideas for group dates? (This was one of the worst!)

- Is Corinne really capable of eating ALL of the room service she ordered???

- Should Corinne ever say "Make America Corinne Again?" (No... she should not!)

- Who will win in the "Green Lantern vs. Deadpool" face-off happening in Nick's soul this season?

- In the annual abandonment of a contestant in a remote location contest, who will be left behind... and will she stay there???

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Jan 31, 2017
Episode 004 :: Finding Your "Ride or Die"
59:53

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Four)

The bouncy house drama picks right up right where it left off last week as we jump right into a Rose Ceremony and a confrontation between Corinne and the other ladies. Matt and Jeff give their thoughts on that and attempt to answer questions like... 

 - How can Corinne keep a straight face when she says, "I am not privileged in any way shape or form?"

-  Why is Alexis the greatest source of comic relief on this show? (Answer: Nic Cage and aliens... and ghosts)

-  Is milking cows and scooping poop(y) romantic?

-  Should we start a charity to support Corinne's "medical condition?"

-  What was the most offensive thing Nick has done on this show? (According to Matt.)

-  Who is Chris Lane?

-  Why is eating sushi the opposite of working on a farm?

-  How many effs does Taylor give?

And, we get to the bottom of the most important question of all...

"What, exactly, is SO Raven???"

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Jan 24, 2017
Episode 003 :: "Planned Dancing," "Cheese Pasta" and Redi Wip!
49:04

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Three)

And we're off to the races from the first minute of this crazy episode with a Rose Ceremony featuring a Bachelor first! Matt and Jeff (with some help from their insightful wives!) attempt to answer these questions (and more!):

-  Who is the girl in the yellow dress? (No... seriously. We have no idea.)

-  Does Nick have a backbone? (Like... at all?)

-  Is sleeping a better choice than going to a Rose Ceremony?

-  What happens when you combine a trench coat, a giant pillow in the front yard and a censored can of Redi Wip? (HINT: Nothing good!)

-  What is "planned dancing" and why is Corinne so bad at it?

-  Is "cheese pasta" a superior name for Mac & Cheese?

-  What current political landmine did we come dangerously close to discussing?

-  Who would win in a Death Match between Corinne and Taylor???

-  How old were these girls when the Backstreet Boys were a thing?

-  Is there wisdom in confronting Nick to blame him for all of your insecurities? (HINT: Nope!)

-  Why is Vanessa the most impressive woman in the house? (And possibly in Bachelor history.)

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

Bros Before Rose

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Matt Barnes

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Jeff Bachman

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Jan 17, 2017
Episode 002 :: Corrine Is The Worst!!!
46:06

 Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Two)

With the second episode of the season down and so much drama already in play, Matt and Jeff dissect episode two of season 21 of The Bachelor and answer questions like...

- Who is the worst? (HINT: It's Corrine!!!)

- Who is the 2nd worst?

- Is Nick Kylo Ren? (The Dark Side is calling!)

- Is Nick's beard the source of his power?

- Who is Walter Hufflepuff?

- Why does Liz feel the need to constantly remind us that she "connected" with Nick prior to The Bachelor? Also, why does she seem to think that this gives her an advantage?

- What happens with like nine girls in a row break up with Nick???

Also, both guys give their top picks for this season while their wives chime in with their thoughts as well!

Bros Before Rose

Twitter :: @BrosBeforeRose // Website :: www.brosbeforerose.com

Matt Barnes

Twitter :: @matthewbarnes // Instagram :: @matthewbarnes

Jeff Bachman

Twitter :: @drbackpack // Instagram :: @jbachman

SPONSORED BY:

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Jan 10, 2017
Episode 001 :: Sharks Are Not Dolphins!!!
41:56

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode One)

The new season of The Bachelor is off and running! Matt and Jeff tear apart the first episode of the season and give their answers to questions like:

- Is Bachelor Nick Viall here for the right reasons?

- Who's missing from the Counsel of Bachelors Past?

- Do all the girls who get video intro packages get to stay?

- If Alexis wants to work with dolphins, shouldn't she be able to tell the difference between a dolphin and a shark?

- Who was the first to get drunk?

- Who was the first to get in the pool? (Hint: The past three questions are definitely related!)

- Will Taylor be the one who is down-low crazy?

Plus, the guys look ahead to the rest of the season with some predictions and their wives weigh in pretty much whenever they want to.

Enjoy!

Bros Before Rose

Twitter :: @BrosBeforeRose // Website :: www.brosbeforerose.com

Matt Barnes

Twitter :: @matthewbarnes // Instagram :: @matthewbarnes

Jeff Bachman

Twitter :: @drbackpack // Instagram :: @jbachman

SPONSORED BY:

The Road Trip Games App!

http://www.roguecreatives.com

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Jan 04, 2017
Episode 000 :: The Season Ahead!
15:53

Welcome to "Rose Before Bros: Men Who Watch The Bachelor!" Listen in as Matt Barnes and Jeff Bachman (Nerdy Pop) talk about coming out of The Bachelor closet and embracing their fandom. Also, we look forward to the new season and wonder if Bachelor Nick Viall is here for the right reasons.

Bros Before Rose

Twitter :: @BrosBeforeRose // Website :: www.brosbeforerose.com

Matt Barnes

Twitter :: @matthewbarnes // Instagram :: @matthewbarnes

Jeff Bachman

Twitter :: @drbackpack // Instagram :: @jbachman

SPONSORED BY:

The Road Trip Games App!

http://www.roguecreatives.com

©2017 Rogue Creative Development LLC - All Rights Reserved

Jan 04, 2017