Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

By Flight Attendant Betty

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TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT BETTY

Episode Date
154 Traveling Fool
44:38

Episode 154

Hello, this show features stories about accordions, Kotex, preists, naked gals, one armed men, jets and Lederhosen.

Conact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out the lovely voice of this woman I heard on the street in Munich.

My new book is out!  Betty and the Jets: The Adventures of a Traveling Fool.

I know this is a bit much but, My audio book for The Tarmaker: An Icelandic Adventure is out too.  I included a sample chapter at the end of the show.

Jun 07, 2018
153 Chicken in the Sky
35:20

Episode 153

Hi there, this show has stories about boobs, baby Jesus, cats, donkeys, porno music, poop and bloopers.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

I recorded the music for this episode on the island of Bonaire

Check out great deals on auto rentals at www.autoslash.com/betty 

May 07, 2018
152 I Stink
36:13

Episode 152

This show has stories about a turtle, a lost bear, a mad dog, bad smells, a dead guy and a dirty butt!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for the episode I recorded on the street in Amsterdam.

Apr 07, 2018
151 A Spew and a Smile
36:45

Show #151

Hi there, this show has stories about an emergency, kisses, not one but two wieners out, puke and underpants.

I'm excited to have AutoSlash as a sponsor, they are a great site to get killer rates and car rentals, you should check them out.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music: "Betty" by The Lascivious Biddies

Mar 07, 2018
150 Did Your Octopus Work?
34:20

Episode 150 (Wow, 150.)

Hello, this show features stories about an octopus, tarmac gambling, rocks, grunts, boats, poop and a crevasse.  The music for the episode was recorded in a subway station in Madrid Spain.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

You can buy this weird napping pillow at...

www.amazon.com/shop/skybetty

www.bettyinthesky.com

 

Feb 08, 2018
149 Black Out
40:48

Episode 149

Happy 2018.  This show has stories about a Russian, a cute French guy, a sports hero, a non drunk black out, a caped crusader, Ambian and the toothless.

Contact flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out my new Amazon page where I reccomend  products I like with commentary.

The only one watching the saftey demo

Jan 07, 2018
148 Jungle Gal
38:01

Episode 148

This show has a lot of Laos stories along with pursers, scorpions, monks, hookers, bugs, blown slides and jungle gals.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Dec 07, 2017
147 British Men Running
38:21

Episode 147

Hello, in this show we hear stories about my recent trip to Uganda, Laos sex, Mary Poppins, Air Marshals, Brass Knuckles, sleeping sickness, front bums, capes, snafus and sending British men running.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

Nov 07, 2017
146 Gorilla Glow
54:22

Episode 146

I just go back from an outstanding trip to Uganda so we have lots of stories about gorillas, hippos, snake bites, hanky panky (on the airplane) poop, sticks and an update on a fan favorite.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for the show is all local Ugandan music, primarily a group of kids congratulating me on seeing gorillas in the wild at Bwindi Impenetrable Forest

Oct 07, 2017
145 BItsy
38:08

If all goes well, and i don't hit any glitches I will be tracking gorillas in Uganda when this podcast comes out.  I'm super excited!  This show has stories about urine, crew juice, lubrication, ghosts, devils and bombs.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Sep 07, 2017
144 Hey, Cut That Out
39:04

Hi, this show has stories about night caps, jail birds, drunk priests and a few buck naked clips.

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Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Work and Travel with Purpose check out Venture with Impact.

Music: "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Aug 07, 2017
143 Special Powers
40:40

This show features stories about airplane farts, peanuts, customs, tar and butts.  It also includes a great story from a wonderful flight attendant that I have wanted to meet for ages.

Check out my new book Tar (The Tar Collection Book 1)

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this show I recorded on the street in Munich Germany

 

Jul 07, 2017
142 The Eye of the Polar Bear
38:36

This show features stories about overdosed doctors, pilot kings, blonde bombshells and polar bears.  Hows that for diversity?

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Fly" by the Good Sirs

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

This guy is very funny

Jun 07, 2017
141 Cheddar Boy
34:44

Episode 141

Hi there, this month we have stories about overhead bins, oxygen masks, buses, parties, balls, nuts and wipers.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out these links

Sean Morey

Flying High with Charlie

May 07, 2017
140 Kangaroo Pilot
36:06

I recently flew with a flight attendant who had the best stories I've heard in a long time.  We hear about kangaroos, over head bins, uniforms, naps, princes and toothbrushes.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Apr 07, 2017
139 The Vomiteer
36:27

This show has stories about gators, big balls, hairy people, food cars, red wine showers and a vomit queen.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music... "Flying" by The Catch

Mar 07, 2017
138 Ship High In Transit
39:54

This show has stories from my recent trip to Grenada, along with tales about spiders, humpbacks, head injuries and butlers.

Check out my new book "Tar" (The Tar Collection Book 1)

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music: "Froken" by Fridrik Dor and from Wizard Steel Band in Grenada

Feb 06, 2017
137 She's All Soapy
35:25

Happy New Year everyone!  This show features stories about a hot pepper, an airplane crash, a fairy god mother and a great love.

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music for the show is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Jan 07, 2017
136 Ice Ice Baby!
46:00

Episode 136

This is a longer than normal show because I had so many stories to tell you about my recent trip to Iceland.  We also have stories about old flight attendants, blue juice, kosher meals and the family jewels.  Ice Ice Baby!

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

For great deals on hotels, cars and cruises if your an airline employee check out ID90travel

Dec 07, 2016
135 The Tubes of Terror
36:14

Show 135

Hello everyone!  In this show we have stories about pee, poop and plums.  A crazy guy and an impressive man.  Quacks and geese.  Dicks and ducks, and at the end of the show we hear about the Tubes of Terror.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music for the show:  Everything Good by Twintwelve

Interesting travel story by Amanda jones

Nov 07, 2016
134 A Tale of Three Betty"s
36:46

Episode 134

In this show we have stories about three different Betty's along with butts, babies, bras and avocados.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Great article: Pan Am Baby Lift

Music "Betty" by the Lascivious Biddies

Good story:  Gifts From Our Parents

Oct 07, 2016
133 Travel Sick Pills
38:06

Episode 133

This show has stories about falling bubbles, beef sauce, a giant misunderstanding, balls, assholes and rain hats.  Maybe I should have called the episode assholes and rain hats.

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out Air New Zealand's fun safety video

Love this RadioLab show about Candid Camera

Sep 08, 2016
132 Really Bad Day
31:41

Episode 132

I hope everyone is enjoying the summer season.  In this show we hear stories about bad behavior, some smelly passengers, kids on planes, zombies and chainsaws.

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this show is a talented street artist in Venice Italy

Little CNN clip about Betty Nash

Aug 05, 2016
131 Bioluminescence and Hot Sauce
34:49

Episode 131

Hello, this show features stories from my recent trip to Puerto Rico, my run in with the cops, flirtatious passengers, bioluminescence and hot sauce.

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for the show was recorded in a restaurant in Old San Juan

Jul 07, 2016
130 Miss London Airport
34:34

In this show we have stories about relish, panties, beach boys, seeing eye dogs and a very touching military story.

Contact....  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Cute Miss London Airport video

Jun 07, 2016
129 Kennywoods Open
37:22

Episode 129

This show has a few stories about getting caught with your pants down, an Air Marshal story and a pilot talking about landing on an aircraft carrier.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Flying" by The Catch

Check out the cute cartoon by www.jetlaggedcomic.com

 

May 08, 2016
128 Yellow Horses
36:22

Episode 128

This show has stories about yellow horses, an airplane fire, stinky dogs, a man hole and the Pips! 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out this video from the musical Kinky Boots

Apr 07, 2016
127 Driver in a Ditch
35:47

Episode 127 has some really funny stories about medical emergencies, some bad driving, crew pranks, wildlife on the airplane and some funky farts.

Contact:   flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this episode is from a group of street performers in Paris France.

Mar 07, 2016
126 Ding Dong
34:28

Hi there, this show has stories about two cats, a couple of ding dongs, a disguise, Easter Island, Rarotonga and a bag-o-puke!

The music for this show is from a group of street performers in Rome and the picture for the episode is of them.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Feb 06, 2016
125 Plane People
34:07

This episode is sort of rough around the edges.  I had my digital recorder stolen in Madrid and didn't want to be late getting the episode posted, so about five minutes is recorded on my Cell phone which is not the best quality... but it will have to due.

We have stories about some flight attendants and passengers behaving badly, an airline x-file and a heart warming tale about the Plane People.  You can read the printed story here.

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Jan 07, 2016
124 The Eye of the Coconut
38:09

Kia Orana!

This show is full of stories from my recent trip to Rarotonga and Aitutaki along with lots of tales from the airplane.  We hear about two in flight emergencies, guard roosters, lots of crabs and some skinny dumpster diving flight attendants.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music is a sound seeing tour of the Cook Islands.  I recorded the music from two local bands, an island night (which is like a Luau) and three churches.

Dec 06, 2015
123 I'm Late Because I Had To...
33:44

Episode 123

This show features stories abut strange peeing habits on the airplane, parents behaving badly, a famous passenger and bruised private parts!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is "Airplane" by The Sid Street Blues

Illustration by Louise Norman, check out her website.

Nov 05, 2015
122 Deflateface
36:04

This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk.

 

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Oct 08, 2015
121 High Talkers
33:48

This show has stories about a six year old busines man, high talkers, ghosts, pesky overhead bins, a hero and some sezy farm animals.

Contact....  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is "Flying" by The Catch

Sep 09, 2015
120 Singing to a Frog
37:37

This show has funny stories about bunnies, frogs, Jersey Shore guys on the airplane, some hotel ghosts and more importantly... what to do when you have to fart while working on the beverage cart!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Oh and by the way Nadia in South Korea reminded me that it's my 10th year of podcasting Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase..... time really flys by!

Aug 06, 2015
119 Thieves Don't Read
34:37

This show features stories about naked people on the plane, three thieve stories along with some buns, boobs and hooks!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Check out these excellent podcasts...

You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes

The Duncan Trussell Family Hour

 

Jul 07, 2015
118 Click, Click, Click
36:31

In this 118th show we have stories about what to do when passengers annoy you, private body parts on show on the airplane, a story from my recent trip to Panama, lightening in the cabin... and a naughty pilot.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for the show is a street preformer in Brussels, Belgium

Jun 07, 2015
117 Car Sick Rooster
36:34

This episode features stories from my fantastic trip to Panama.  We hear about crabs, frogs, roosters, pearls and puffer fish... along with the some airplane stories.

 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

May 08, 2015
116 No Cooking For You!
35:38

Lots of good stories in this show about running from the cops on a layover, holy water, maxi pads, fainting, life vests and an ambien fueled anxiety dream sleep walker on the airplane!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music from the fabulous Lascivious Biddies, here is their website

Apr 07, 2015
115 Schlong Story Short
35:22

This show has three stories about a certain body part along with two Doogie stories, some lost pantyhose and some crazy things people have done to get themselves fired.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this show was recorded in Mainz Germany during Fasching which a huge party with lots of costumes and music and booze.  It's a German Carnival (fun!)

Mar 06, 2015
114 Ebola Betty
35:04

This show has stories about ebola, nut jobs, a game of duck duck goose, emotional support animals, pilots taking charge and a naked passenger.

Contact....  flywithbetty@gmail.com

I recorded the music for this episode on the street in Munich Germany plus a classic song that is mentioned in one of the stories.

Feb 08, 2015
113 You Say Albeano I Say Albino
38:30

In this show we have stories about bras in strange places, things in the toilet that... don't belong in the toilet, famous flight attendants, a baby tree, bad taxi drivers and an albino!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Airplane" by the Side Street Blues

Jan 04, 2015
112 Ghosts at my Doorstep
43:13

I'm just back from a big trip to Sulawesi Indonesia so this show is chalk full of stories from Sulawesi.  We have stories about swallows, a poopy pen, a tarsier high, mohawk macques, ghosts, Tau Tau and smoke at the airport!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Dec 05, 2014
111 Butt to Butt or Crotch to Crotch?
36:39

This show features stories about a screaming pilot, air marshals, two passengers taking matters into their own hands and the burning question of ...butt to butt or crotch to crotch?

The photo is of a Tarsier that I hope to see on safari in Sulawesi this month.

The music was sent to me from Sheila from sunny Velencia Spain.  Check out the video Cabin Crew Worldwide appreciation Song

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Nov 07, 2014
110 Slippery Little Suckers
35:21

It's time for a new show and this month we have stories about airline hoarders, some slop in the aisle, a smart ass and some sick soup!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

There's a quick clip from my new favorite podcast You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes

Music "Vegas Turnaround" by Hall and Oates

Oct 08, 2014
109 Old Lady Parts
32:08

Episode 109

This show features four old lady stories, a love is in the air story and two crazy Russians!

Contact...   flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this episode is "Fly Betty Fly" by Jay Dover.  You can find more about him at www.dover41.com

Funny video Penny is Forced to Work Economy

Funny video Air Afrikaans

Sep 06, 2014
108 Sit On It!
34:28

This show has lots of farting on the airplane stories!  We also have a fast healing passenger, mood blankets, a creative use for airplane coffee... and a love story!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Link to the Sit On It - Nick at Nite Happy Days Commercial

Aug 06, 2014
107 Where are the Air Marshals?
34:58

In this show we have stories about air marshal nurses, surfing, Fokkers, loons and butterscotch!

Contact   flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by Simple Plane Jet Lag Natasha Bedingfield

Jul 06, 2014
106 Betty the Stewardess Doll
40:02

Episode 106

This podcast has a story about a snake on the plane, something crazy falling down the toilet and an Italy story along with so much more!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

If you would like to hear the whole BBC documentary on the First Ten Years of Podcasting here is the link.

Jun 06, 2014
105 The Path of the Gods
35:46

This show has stories about turtles, screamers, cow planes and a a story about hiking the Path of the Gods in Positano Italy.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this show was recorded in a resturant in Positano called Mediterraneo in Positano.  The singer's name is Pietro Rainone.  If you want more information on him or to buy CD's check out his website www.prainone.weebly.com

May 08, 2014
104 Slinging Snot
31:53

 

In This show has an ambian zombie story, a deported diva, a food fight on the airplane and at the end of the episode we hear my favorite story I've heard in a long time.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Flying" by The Catch

Apr 08, 2014
103 Above the Gargoyles
35:12

In this show we hear stories about breast feeding, stray wee wees, wagon trains, ghosts and gargoyles.

The music was recorded in an old church in Tubingen Germany

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

There is a clip of Louis CK on Conan that is really funny.

Mar 07, 2014
102 On A Lark
37:17

Episode 102

In this show I tell you all about my Mud Larking experience in London.  We hear about my quick trip to Belize along with stories about airplane slides, chicken poop, kitty litter, big old drunks, hell & hot sauce. 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is from a wonderful restaurant in San Pedro Belize called Elvies Kitchen

If you want to check out Lance from the crazydaytripper site here is is facebook page

Feb 07, 2014
101 Pot Stocks
38:33

Episode 101

We start off the new year with some funny stories from Pan Am.  We've got stories about turkieys, pot stocks and some racy airline stories.

The music for the show is from a publicity stunt a few years back where a flash mob sang and danced and welcomed people home in London put on by TMobile.

Heart warming West Jet video where they bought passengers christmas presents that arrived at baggage claim. 

Both of these videos were sent to me by a nice listener named Andrew, I enjoyed them both.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Jan 07, 2014
100th Show!
01:01:26

Episode 100

This is a 100th show extravaganza.  We have some highlights from the past 100 shows mashed up with all new stories making it an extra long show.  I tell you all about my recent trip to Greece.  I sit down with a wonderful guy named Mikey who owns the fantastic resturant called Taverna Paramithi in Meteora where he told me about some of the memerable people who have wandered in to his establishment.  We hear about monasteries perched on gaint rocks and my encounters with a couple cute guys.  Not to mention some of the funniest stories from the airplane over the past 100 shows.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for this show was all recorded in Greece.  There were two young street performers in Athens and music from resurants and bus rides all over Greece giving you the sounds of Greece as it were.

If your interested... I posted photos from my trip on instagram Bettyinthesky.

Dec 07, 2013
99 High In The Sky
34:16

Episode 99

In this show we have quite a few stories involving drugged up passengers.  We used to have to deal with angry and crazy passengers now you add sedatives and booze to the mix and these folks are out of conrol!  In addition to the  ambian zombies are some crabs, a possum and a very touching story from a listener named Nina.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Nov 07, 2013
98 Whats in Your Baggie?
37:36

98th Episode

I'm exciited about this show becuase I flew with some really interesting and funny people this month.  We have stories about pilots in makeup, a fighter pilot story, a tomato juice soaked crotch and a slinky.

There is a great story by Darren Elliott whose blog can be found at www.personaltravelstories.com

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Oct 07, 2013
97 "Once" Upon a Time in London
34:57

Episode 97

This show is full of stories about life vests, items left on the airplane, wet rag captains and soap on your feet!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Flying" by The Catch

Sep 08, 2013
96 Bender
33:58

Episode 96

This show has stories showcasing wet rags, customs trash, funny pilots. snakes, a bender, belching, and nine old ladies straight out of old lady central casting.

Music is from a London Tube street performer.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Clip from Utube 10 funniest airline parodies.

Aug 07, 2013
95 Does Stevie Cook?
34:07

Episode 95 features some stories from my recent trip to Hawaii along with hemoroids, strange overhead bins, an up(chuck) do, London Foxes, airplane elevators and hotel hijinks.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is from a Hawaiian  u-tube video called Hawaiian Sunrise with Hawaiian Music

Jul 08, 2013
94 That Was Easy
34:40

94th Show

On this show we have stories about dog bowls, penquins, twister, broken carts and an interview with a pilot who is building his own..... Fokker...how fun is that?!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music...  "Airplane" by Sidestreet Blues

Jun 07, 2013
93 There Will Be Blood
32:51

Episode 93

This show has fun stories about penguins, shorts, drunken monkeys, honking, snakes and tug boats.  The lively music is from a local band at a beach bar called Shiggidy Shack on St Kitts. 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

May 07, 2013
92 Two Puffs
35:40

Episode 92

I know it sounds like a joke... "a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf walk into a bar..."  but this show actually features stories about a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf!  The mushic is from three street preformers in Brussels Belgium.  The show is out a little early because I'm going to be traveling.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

For more information on the flying eye hospital

Brad Williams website

The Dr Drew Podcast

Apr 03, 2013
91 We Move Our Tail For You
31:27

91st Show

In this show we have two dramatic emergency landings along with a bunch of light hearted stories.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music for the show is from vintage airline commercials from this Huffington Post piece...

Vintage AIrline Commercials

On a serious note podcasters are being targeted by a Patent Troll, you can help fight Patent Trolls at...

You Can Help

Mar 08, 2013
90 Get Out of my Drawers
33:16

90th Show

In this show we have three airline X file stories, a few f bomb stories and all kinds of funny airline stuff.  Wow I can't believe i"ve recorded 90 shows!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music "Flying" by the Catch

Feb 07, 2013
89 Kacki Galore
31:51

Episode 89

This show features stories about bleach, horneymen, call signs, ferrets, graveyards and a 1,000 bill! 

Contact:  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is a blast from the past Everything Good by Twintwelve

Clip from Mark from Liverpool (he's great at finding funny airline stuff) Kenn Kington

Jan 06, 2013
88 Maki Maki Maki
51:27

Episode 88

I just got back from Madagascar so we have lots of funny stories from there along with the usuual airline story suspects.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music is a local band from Madagascar called Tsiverilaza, the song is called Mampite Hen Hen (What ANOTHER song called Mampite Hen Hen)

As a special Holiday Bonus this is a longer episode!

Dec 06, 2012
87 I Seen it All
37:25

Episode 87

This show has a lot of fun stories including castles, motown, naked folks on the airplane and Madagascar!

The music for the show was sent to me by a listener named Lenore.  It's vintage airline commercials that are posted on Huffington Post ...

Remember When

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Snipit from one of my favorite podcasts.. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

Nov 06, 2012
86 Airport Shepherd
33:05

Episode 86

This show has all kinds of stories involving sick pilots, hatches, Bette Davis, mice and of course airport shepherds.

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music was recorded on the street and in the metro in Paris.

Listener Mark from Liverpool sent me a clip from a comedian who is hilarious... you should check him out at www.timhawkins.net  Tim Hawkins

Oct 08, 2012
85 You People
37:40

Episode 85

I just got back from Tortuguero Costa Rica where I got to see turtles laying their eggs on the beach and a baby turtle being born... nature is in all it's glory!  So we have some turtle stories along with the normal airline stories and some howler monkey stories to boot!  Kind of a "wild" show.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Sep 07, 2012
84 Bug Paraphernalia
33:24

Episode 84

In this show we have stories from Africa, Paris, exploding engines, lightbulbs and stranger's underwear!

I'm excited about my new theme song that Rich Banks recorded for me!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Aug 06, 2012
83rd Show Sympathy Barfer
26:23

Episode 83

In this show we hear about dogs on the airplane, bras, puke, India, Venice and alligators!

Contact.... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by a pretty young girl with a horn on Grafton Street in Ireland.

Ellen video about flight attendants

The photo is of me attempting to take a photo of a sunken WW2 airplane and my logo in Palau... although I doubt anyone can tell it's an airplane?!

Jul 05, 2012
82nd Show Rockstar Jellyfish
33:29

Episode 82

On a recent trip to Palau I got to see the amazing Rockstar Jellyfish.  There is this lake full of millions of non stinging golden glowing pulsating jellyfish...to see them is like looking at another world...it should be one of the natural wonders of the world! 

This show has stories about sunken airplanes, exploding soda cans, lots of pilot stories and a moving tribute to Mama Bird Johnson.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Books to consider... Click Millionaires by Scott Fox     The Taker by Alma Katsu   Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Lanni Taylor

Music for the show is by a German street performer Patrica Nae cymbal_77@yahoo.es

Jun 06, 2012
81st Show Lovelocks
29:28

81st Episode

I just got back from Palau in the South Pacific, so we have a few stories there, along with an emotional military flying story and we hear about the worldwide lovelock phenomenon.  Also pantyhose, fried Lat, Bangledesh and license plates?!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Click on the link to my book if your going to buy something on Amazon ----->

Music for the show is from a Paris street performer



May 08, 2012
80th Show
30:06

Who would have ever thought I would record 80 shows?  In this episode we have two stories from Jackson Mississippi, a few from Paris and a dramatic emergency landing story!   Throw in some puke, condoms and a bomb and what have you got...a really good show!

Don't forget if you going to buy something on Amazon click through my book...thanks! ----->

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

The music was sent to me from listener Andreas... it's "The Poor Copilot" by Oscar Brand  Click here for the video

Apr 06, 2012
79th Show What the Pup?
26:37

Episode 79

In this episode we hear a great story about animals along with some wayward passengers and some nutjobs on the airplae!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is from utube The Beach Boys "Airplane Song" 1969

Mar 09, 2012
78th Show Kootyville and Germberg
31:41

Episode 78

This show has some racy stories on the airplane, some wierdos, a dirty diaper and a drunk?!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music is from a funny airline commercial for Pacific Blue

Here is a link to the Dean Martin clip

My favorite podcast that you should check out... The Adam Corolla Show

The photo is from a listener named Paige

Feb 05, 2012
77th Show The Jet Set (Fixed Version)
38:39

Episode 77

I love hearing all the glamourous stories from the Pan Am Days.   So in this episode we have lots of them along with some passengers behaving badly and some crew rest situations.  What ever happened to the "jetset" or "jetsetters" anyway?

CONTACT...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Don't forget if your going to buy something on Amazon Please click through the picture of my book...thanks!  ----->

If you want to see a really great BBC Documentary on Pan Am Click Here  It's called Come Fly With Me - The Story of Pan Am

(I UPLOADED THIS ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK... SO THIS IS THE FIXED VERSION...SORRY!)

Jan 07, 2012
76th Show
29:50

Episode 76

In this show we hear stories about pilots, puke and pigs?!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

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Music for this episode is on utube "Jet Lag" by Simple Plan Natasha Bedingfield

Click Here for the Video

For more information on Bru na Boinne in Ireland Click Here

Dec 07, 2011
75th Show I Love it!
27:29

In this show I interview a new flight attendant who actually loves the smell of the airplane, a touching air traffic controler story and a fantastic inflight concert.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE MAT KEARNEY VIDEO

CLICK HERE FOR MONTY PYTHON VIDEO

CLICK HERE FOR CUTE KID MAGICIAN VIDEO

Nov 02, 2011
74th Show An Embarrassment of Riches
35:57

Episode 74

In this show we have a lot of embarrassing stories, humiliating stories along with some really possitive ones.  We have puke, dolphins and batshit, good press and really really bad press.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

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Music from wandering around Prague! (Even the manhole covers are beautiful in Prague!)

Oct 04, 2011
73rd Show, Another Day Another Tray
30:40

Episode 73

This epispde had stories from Dubai, Lagos Nigeria, the crazy things that flight attendant's carry in their suitcases and movie stars behaving badly on the plane!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

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Click for Bat video

Aug 25, 2011
72nd Show (London's Calling)
31:56

In this show we have funny stories about crabs, kabobs, butt lifts, kayaks, dumpsters and of course some airline humor!  The music for the show was recorded on a 48 hour London layover.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Jul 12, 2011
71st Show
27:57

This show features the Cell phone police, airplane bathroom humor, uniform mishaps and a wayward crab?!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Store... www.skybetty.com

Music is from a funny video called "Airport Slowdown" at...

http://www.video-funny.com/video/Airplane_Slow_Lane

NOTE:  If you downloaded this episode the day it came out there was a problem with the audio and it cut out at 8 minutes in.  I corrected the problem and it's fixed now...Sorry to all those that got the short version!  Then it was fixed on my site and not in itunes...so I deleted it and now it should be fixed everywhere?!

Jun 21, 2011
Episode 70
29:09

Reporting from 34,000 feet we hear stories about tourettes, announcements gone wrong and some bowel and wheelchair mishaps!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Store... www.skybetty.com

Music by The Catch  "Flying"

Check out a podcast I like ... The Adam Carolla Show at ... www.adamcarolla.com

Apr 17, 2011
69 I'm Back!
34:02

Episode 69

I've been busy moving from one coast to another, and I was so swamped that I have missed a few months in the podcast world...but I'm back!

One good thing about taking a break is that I have wealth of stories to work with!  In this "come back" episode we have naked flight attendants, a story with a very creative use for the metal bread basket tongs, and a whole lot of bathroom humor on the airplane.

The photo is of me in Thailand in a Santa Suit..it was for my Christmas Card ...the saying was going to be...Santa's a Real Swinger...it came out really clear huh?!  And just in case you want to try this...fur is really HOT in Thailand!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music... "Betty" by the Lavcivious Bitties... You can now get their music on itunes!

Hey and don't forget you can still buy my book, or visit my "Betty Store" www.skybetty.com

Feb 12, 2011
68 Survival
23:10

Episode 68

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive.  We have some crazy things that have happened on the airplane like a captain falling off a catering truck and a get this...a drive by crapping!  And at the end of the episode we have two survival stories.

Contact... flywithbetty@gamail.com

Click here for my store for Airline Christmas Cards

Click Here for the Italy Villa website

Music by thestratbrat "Ballad of Steven Slater" on utube

A special thanks to the fabulous Scott Simon of NPR News

Oct 20, 2010
67 Buh-Bye!
29:52

Episode 67

I know it's old news now but I had to do a few Steven Slater stories beacuse it's just so funny!  We have a crashing story and some airplane lavatory mishaps plus a really funny medical emergency.  I don't say "funny medical emergency" very often!

If you want to check out the Itailan Villa website for Roman Countryside Escapes check out www.terrabellaservices.com

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music from the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon "Took two beers and jumped"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3JJMhm7zCw  (I hope he doesn't mind... boy was he great on the Emmy's!)

Sep 11, 2010
66 Jesus and the Bandits
28:32

Episode 66

Did you guys hear about the flight attendant that was recently arrested for stealing from sleeping business class passengers?  They are calling her the mile high bandit!  We hear about some other misbehaving crew members like crashing parties, pilots in jail and of course the barefoot bandit.

Along with the bandit stories we hear 2 dramatic flying experiences.  A mid air collision and scarey flight where Jesus makes an appearance!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel!
"https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=735880&c=ib&aff=123162&cl=33234"

 

Aug 06, 2010
65 Profiling
24:47
Episode 65

Now, I know the subject of racial profiling is controversial.  Some people think we should never do it, others think we are crazy not to profile.  At the end of the episode we have a whole segment on the subject.  And since profiling deals with racial differences the rest of the episode is full of funny racial misunderstandings and mistakes people make on the PA about certain groups of people.

Contact:  flywithbetty@gmail.com

If you have ever thought about traveling alone you should check out...The new e-book...The Art of Solo Travel!
"https://www.e-junkie.com/ecom/gb.php?ii=735880&c=ib&aff=123162&cl=33234"

Music... "Colors" by Bryan Thompson on www.garageband.com
Jun 18, 2010
64 Celebrities, Donkeys and an Italian
28:09

Episode 64

I just got back from Bonaire so we have a misbehaving donkey story, lots of celebrities on the airplane and one fast moving Italian.  Since we are talking about famous folks, Arthur Frommer actually does the lead in...how fun is that?

The music from this episode is all local music from Bonaire, I recorded music at the annual Rincon Festival (those islanders really know how to party!) and also from a local restaurant called Donna and Giorgios.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

May 16, 2010
63 When Pigs Fly
30:26

Episode 63

I actually have two stories about pigs flying!  Along with the pigs we have bats and People Express stories.  Plus two stories that relate to the current news item where the ladies tried to board an airplane with a dead guy wearing sunglasses?!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music this episode is a gift from listener Bas Winckels...thanks Bas!

This episode features a short segment from Peter Anthony Holder from www.thestuphfile.com

Apr 14, 2010
61 Firsts
29:30

Episode 61

After a certain age your "firsts" start to dwindle.  This episode is chalk full of firsts, a instructor and student pilot first, my first tsunami delay, a passenger grabbing a flight attendant around the neck and a pilot's creative use of the crash axe for a dirty job! (you'll just have to listen)

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

If you want to hear the whole episode of Amateur Traveler just click on the pink player  to the right or you can click here to go to the web site!

Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies

 

Mar 13, 2010
60 Express Yourself
31:51

Episode 60

This episode features crazy stories for airline like People Express and Pacific East Airlines.  These airlines are no longer in business and we hear why.  Along with the wacky old airline stories we hear about people expressing themselves in ways they probably shouldn't!

Special guests on the show include Brian Peters from www.nodebtworldtravel.com and Brian Cox from Hey, Get Off of My Lawn www.coxmarketing.com

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com EXPRESS YOURSELF BY RASKAL ENTERTAINMENT 

I  did a LIVE Video show on Feb 21st at 4pm Eastern and 1pm Pacific with Joe d'Eon www.flywithjoe.com 

 

Click here to watch the show 

 

 

Feb 12, 2010
59 It's Just Wrong
31:28

Episode 59

The stories in this episode involve the KKK, people peeing in the aisles, crew members almost landing in jail  and a kid stealing an airplane.  Now these things are just wrong...but sometimes wrong can be entertaining?!

 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Follow me on twitter at www.twitter.com/skybetty

 

This is REALLY exciting for me... you can preorder the book at Amazon... it seems so legit now that I'm on Amazon!

 

Check out the store at www.skybetty.com

CLICK HERSUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

Music by  www.garageband.com  "fly" by the HORNBUCKLE BROTHERS BAND

 

Jan 15, 2010
58 The Classy Passenger Awards
26:33

Episode 58

Happy Holidays podcast world!  This show has a lot of stories of passengers exhibiting classy behavior along with some Flight Attendants behaving badly.  There is even a story of how you could behave badly with the contents of the survival kit in the ejection seat of a fighter airplane!

I am finally on twitter, I will tweet when a new episode is coming out or if something exciting is happening.  You can follow me at www.twitter.com/skybetty !!!

The song in this episode is "Tweetin on a Jet Plane" from utube.  You can see the video at www.stevegoodie.com

Contact  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out the store www.skybetty.com

 CLICK HERSUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

Dec 23, 2009
57 Pets & Peeves
29:37

Episode 57

I'm Back!  Sorry but I got distracted with my fella who lives in another country!

This episode has alot of short stories about animals like an alligator and a whale along with stories about things that bother Flight Attendants and Pilots on the airplane.

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out my online store which now features Airline Christmas Cards!!  www.skybetty.com

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

Music by www.garageband.com "Waiting" by the Auroras

 

 

 

Oct 15, 2009
56 McGyverAir
26:29

Episode 56

Do you guys remember the TV Show from the 80's called McGyver?  It was about a guy that could make anything out of the most obscure items.  Well on the airplane sometimes we have to solve a problem with the limited items we have onboard.  We have to pull a McGyver!

So this show features some McGyver stories along with two ejection stories.  Because sometimes a McGyver story is impressive but there is nothing as amazing as ejecting out of an airplane and surviving!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

Check out my store at www.skybetty.com

Music is the theme from the old TV show (I hope they don't mind)

Aug 16, 2009
55 Love and War
25:31

Episode 55

I am very late in posting this podcast.  Many people have e-mailed me to see if I am okay.  Well I am more than okay.  I met a man on my trip to Belize and I have been traveling back and forth to Belize to see him?!

So it seems fitting to have this episode feature stories about Love.  Love in the Air to be exact, along with some war stories, mainly stories of soldiers home on leave from the war.

Contact   flywithbetty@gmail.com

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

I have an internet store with some fun airline products www.skybetty.com

Music by www.garageband.com "Love is in the Air" by Jubeus 

 

Jul 02, 2009
People Say the Darndest Things?!
27:18

Episode 54

I've been flying a long time and I always think I've heard all the crazy things people could say...but they still surprise me!

So in this episode we hear about people saying and doing some wacky things.

At the end of the episode a Pilot talks about something a person did on his flight that landed the guy in jail for 9-25 years!

Contact   flywithbetty@gmail.com

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

I have an internet store with some fun airline products www.skybetty.com

Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

May 02, 2009
Poser
27:28

Episode 53

Nobody likes a poser!  This show is all about posing.  We hear about posers and placedroppers.  And there is a few stories of Flight Crew "posing" as passengers as they commute to and from work.

And at the end of the episode I tell a story about the silly yoga pose I try to get people to try when I'm traveling?!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

I keep adding new stuff to my store at www.skybetty.com  so check it out!

Music by www.garageband.com "yogababe" by Diva Eve & the Forbidden Fruit

Mar 25, 2009
Phenomenon
34:01

Episode 52

This episode highlights some airline phenomenon like the "plane knocking" or "plane kissing"  people do as they enter the aircraft. 

Along with some other strange phenomenon like why actors are so afraid to fly or why most people are soooooo interested in the mile high club?

But mostly this episode is dedicated to the phenomenal story of the amazing USAir ditching in the Hudson river!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Check out my internet store for some fun airline items at www.skybetty.com   Hopefully  by next month I will have a "Best of Betty" CD for sale in the store!

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Feb 18, 2009
51 Conga (air)Line
23:45

Episode 51

At the end of this episode we hear a story about a Somali Conga Line.  Now those are just words you never put together...Somali Conga Line?!

You have to be really silly or have a few drinks to join a Conga Line so the rest of the show is full of silly, gullible or slightly off kilter stories.  We have stories about crabs, a shady pilot and not one but two... Doogie Howser stories?!

Come on and join the Conga airLine!

CONTACT... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Hey guess what... I have a new store with items with the Betty logo.  And I am working on other graphics to add new products...check it out at  www.skybetty.com  !!

 

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!   It's free!

 

Music by www.garageband.com Conga Fever by Edens East

 

Jan 13, 2009
50 Traveling Fool
24:54

Episode 50

In September I went to Egypt and in November I traveled to Ecuador!  I have literally been a traveling fool!

This episode is about pilots, flight attendants and tourists being foolish!

A guide from the Galapagos talks about the silly questions tourists ask him, and at the end of the episode there is a great story about a foolish passenger that involves a rope, an indian and a blanket!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Flying" by The Catch

Dec 02, 2008
49 Back from Egypt
21:48

Episode 49

I've been getting some emails asking why it's taken me so long to post a new podcast....well it's because I was busy wandering around Egypt. 

This show has some tales from Egypt along with some really funny airline stories from fellow Flight Attendants and Pilots.

Education is the key to success...check out YourDegee.com at... www.yourdegree.com/searchresults.aspx?CID=378°ree=certificate

 

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Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com  Back from Egypt by Jerky Medicine and Egyptian Theme by .Elegy.

Oct 21, 2008
48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears!
26:07

Episode 48

There is a price for everything in life, what you don't pay for in money you can pay for in blood, sweat,  puke and tears!

I recently had a young man faint and land head first on the galley floor...there was blood everywhere.  I started asking other flight attendants and pilots about their blood, sweat, puke and tears stories and found out there are loads of them. 

Lucky for me the stories involve blood, sweat and tears but also alot of laughs!

 

CONTACT flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!  It's all free!

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Blood &Tears" by Jenn London

 

Sep 10, 2008
47 Traveling Without a Pen
27:03

Episode 47

One of the things that bugs the Flight Attendants most about passengers is that they travel without a pen.  It's basically just being unprepared.

I was unprepared this month because my digital recorder broke!  So I wasn't traveling without a pen I was traveling without a recorder...which is just as bad if you happen to have a podcast!

So I wasn't sure I could manage to put together a new episode this month but I used backlog audio to revisit some old topics with new stories.

In this  episode we have dingbat stories, lost in translation stories, some drama in the air stories and at the end of the episode there is one stew-pendous story!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com "So Unprepared For" by Cazuality

Aug 11, 2008
46 Stewpid is as Stewpid Does
24:12

Episode 46

Remember the days when Stewardesses were dressed in fabulous uniforms and people dressed up for the event of going on an airplane?

I miss the Stewardess title along with the inflight meals and printed timetables.  Basically I miss the good old days!

I personally still like to be called a Stewardess...or even a... Stew. 

This show features funny stories where Passengers, Flight Attendants and Pilots all act slightly stew-pid and at the end of the episode there is a truely stew-pendous story!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

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Music by www.garageband.com  "Not that stupid by Killer Flamingos

Jul 07, 2008
45 A Priest a Archaeologist and an Appalachian!
28:46

Episode 45

A Priest, a Archaeologist and a Appalachian go into a bar....it sounds like a joke doesn't it?  Well its actually the people I have  managed to offend the most while doing this podcast.

I really try not to offend people but sometimes funny stories are offensive to "someone".

This episode is full of stories about bodily funtions on the airplane.  Some of the anecdotes are slighty offensive so I apologize in advance especially to any Priests, Archaeologists or Appalachians!

CONTACT...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!  It's all free!

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Sorry" by Christopher Dale

 

Jun 04, 2008
44 Strange Bedfellows
29:27

Episode 44

Last week I was on the BBC world service it was such an absurd lead in...it went something like this...A woman in the Congo was raped and forced to kill her own baby and then we hear from Betty who doesn't want to let mobile phones be used inflight?!

Talk about strange bedfellows!  This show is all about things that just don't go together.  We hear stories about cooking while sleeping, volunteer snorkeling and barf to go.

Along with stories about things you really don't want to put together...like the huge fat person and the empty airplane seat...next to you!

At the end of the episode I play the whole BBC interview!

CONTACT... flywithbetty@gmail.com

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!  It's all free!

Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

May 02, 2008
43 Hair-raiser
30:26

Episode 43

An easy day at work is non-eventful, but those days when crazy things happen... while more stressful...make for much better stories!

In this show we hear about swearing, puking, panties falling off, a burning smell on the airplane, yelling and at the end of the episode...a ticking bomb!  These are some hair-raising stories and then we actually have some hair stories.

So...it's a hAIRy episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase! 

 

Music by www.garageband.com "Crazy" by Nicola

Apr 05, 2008
42 Betty the Serious Slayer
25:52

Episode 42

So...I know what your thinking...Betty the Serious Slayer?  Well I was a big fan of the tv show...and Betty and Buffy are both kinda silly names. 

For many years Airline employees were beaten down, sad and grumpy.  But lately things are starting to look alittle brighter.  This episode is rapid fire jokes and funny stories...so basically I am tring to slay the serious with some seriously funny stories. 

I just hope I don't get a wooden stake to the heart for the stupid title (or for offending anyone). 

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Joke Thing" by Talawah

Mar 05, 2008
41 Why Fly
25:22

Episode 41

This pilot told me a funny story about why this ditsy Flight Attendant decided to fly and it was so funny that I started to ask other Flight Attendants and pilots why they decided to fly.  And sure enough I found alot of funny stories!

Later on in the episope I tell why I decided to fly, and at the end of the show a very special passenger shares a story with us.

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Fly" by The Good Sirs

Feb 04, 2008
40 Coffee Tea or Me?
25:25

Episode 40

Surprise surprise...this episode features funny airline stories involving coffee, tea and alittle romance!

People always ask me about the mile high club...so we have one of those stories along with some jolting coffee tales and a few flirtatious travel stories.

The picture is of my "Rapa Nui Romeo"!

Music by www.garageband.com  "Coffee Song" by Dean Krippaehne

 

Jan 06, 2008
39 Ah Nuts!
25:42

Episode 39

For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane!

So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)!

At the end of the episode I tell my own story of how I was seen as the crazy nut on Easter Island!

Music by a great Rapa Nui Band called Matato'a.  You can get more information about them at www.matatoa.com

 

Dec 07, 2007
38 Welcome Aboard!
21:13

Episode 38

I would like to welcome you aboard episode 38 which is full of outrageous stories in the timeline of a typical flight. 

We've got a sexy safety demonstration,  puke in the first class desserts and tp in the pantyhose! 

So sit back relax...and enjoy the wild ride!

Music by www.garageband.com  "Flight 1263"  by Loft

Nov 03, 2007
Airline Life is Wild
29:03

Episode 37

It's sort of an understatement to say that Airline Life is Wild as you'll see in this wild episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

We have wild life stories starring leopards, gorillas, turtles and snakes.  Along with just "plane" wild stories!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

 

Music by www.garageband.com Live on the Wild Side by Damian Grove

Oct 08, 2007
Dingbats Take Flight!
21:46

Episode 36

This episode could be called Blondes Take Flight... but being a blonde I wanted a non hair color specific term to describe a moment where your alittle slow on the uptake.

So this show features some outrageous stories involving lost uniform skirts, burnt shoes and choking on an airline pillow?!

But don't you worry... the skies are not full  of dingbats but anybody can have a dim moment!

Music by www.garageband.com "Don't You Worry" by Dean Krippaehne

 

Sep 05, 2007
35 Oh My Stars!
24:54

Episode 35

Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to welcome you aboard Celebrity Express!  Hold on to your armrests as we navigate through some turbulent and funny star stories.

At the end of the episode I'll tell you about the most impressive passenger I have ever met on the airplane!

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Stars" by Sulphur

 

Aug 02, 2007
34 Airline X-files
25:52

Episode 34

In this show we hear about ghosts, angels and unexplained events on the airplane and on layovers.  It's basically Airline paranormal if you will...I'm not saying I believe in ghosts or angels...I'm just saying that you never know. 

Whatever you believe...these are some really good stories!

Music... Paranormal Sunrise by Endsville www.endsville.ca or www.garageband.com

Jun 28, 2007
33 Airline Antics!
26:47

Episode 33

This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime!  Lets get the party started! 

Music by www.garageband.com  Airplane by Sidestreet Blues

A special thanks to  www.landsend.com  for sending me the great suitcase!

May 29, 2007
32 It's a Zoo Up Here!
25:59

Episode 32

Who knew there are so many Airline stories starring our furry friends!

In this show we hear about racoons, gorillas, dogs, monkeys, cows, birds and ferrets all flyings the friendly skys!  Hang on for a "wild" ride!

Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by the Lavcivious Biddies

May 04, 2007
31 Galley Talk
21:15

Episode 31

I'm just back from Tobago and something I miss when I have a break from work is the Galley Talk!  This show has alot of funny stories from the galley!

We hear about the lower galley, famous people in the galley and at the end of the episode... we hear about an experiment on the airplane that had all the passengers cheering!

 

Music by www.garageband.com  "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

Apr 10, 2007
30 Power Struggle
19:24

Episode 30

Like every work environment there are power struggles in the airline industry.  You have stand offs between the Flight Attendants and passengers, the Captains and First Officers and Flight Attendants with each other.  Now on paper that probably doesn't sound funny...but it really is!

At the end of the episode I tell about a Show Down that I regularly have with passengers on the airplane.

Music by www.garageband.com "Struggle" by Scott Fisher

Mar 10, 2007
Betty on NPR!

Guess who was on the Diane Rehm show last week?  I was on National Public Radio...how exciting!

The topic was "Femininity in Flight"  a new book by Kathleen Barry.  I was on for the full second hour of the show.  Below is a link if anyone wants to listen ...

http://wamu.org/programs/dr/07/03/01.php#12675

The subject matter is not as light as my podcast but interesting none the less.  The Diane Rehm show has a listening audience of 1.6 million and it's live...I was sweating bullets!

 

 

 

 

Mar 10, 2007
29 The Naked Truth
20:39

Episode 29

I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode.  Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress?

So among the underwear and naked stories we hear my own most embarrassing moment and at the end of the episode we hear about a really famous lady in her underwear on the airplane!

Music by www.podsafemusic.com  "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

 

Feb 09, 2007
28 Roger That
19:43

Episode 28

Roger...or Roger that...is what a Pilot says all day long.  It indicates that a message has been recieved.  But...is the message always understood?  Are we always on the same page?  

Words can mean different things to different people which makes for some hilarious stories in the cockpit and the cabin!

The end of the episode has a great segment about the Aircraft manufacturer Fokker.  Roger? Roger that! 

Music by www.garageband.com "Cabin to Cockpit" by The Belvederes

Jan 21, 2007
27 All in a Days Work
25:38

Episode 27

I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them.

We hear about the Flight Attendants having to open the door...inflight!  Plus alot of wacky airplane lavatory stories and at the end of the show I tell a story about an especially friendly famous gal.

Music by www.garageband.com "Flying" by The Catch

Jan 06, 2007
26...Big Metal Tube
27:57

Episode 26

An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky.  Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy?

We hear of passengers spitting, fighting and generally causing havoc on the airplane.  Nothing like alittle violence for the holidays?  Don't worry there are plenty of laughs too!

The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com  "Crazy" by The Ripple Effect

 

Dec 14, 2006
25 Lightning & Bombshells!
30:25

Episode 25

This show starts off with a bombshell story and ends with a personal bombshell announcement. 

The middle is chock full of dramatic and funny lightning stories.

The photo is a greeting card made by a fellow Flight Attendant...if your interested in a catalog... e-mail  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com "Lightning Strikes" by Chaiko

Nov 22, 2006
Crews Behaving Badly 2
24:42

Episode 24

This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather miscievous! 

We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior!

The photo is a greeting card that another flight attendant makes, if your interested in a catalog contact  stewsgonebad@hotmail.com

 

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com  "Everything Good" by Twintwelve

 

 

 

Oct 26, 2006
Contrails and Hound Dogs!
32:03

Episode 23

What do contrails, hound dogs, frettless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common?

They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!

And the last story...all I can say is...Ohhhh Baby!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.podsafemusic.com "Betty" by The Lavcivious Biddies

Sep 28, 2006
Wonderfully Diverse
24:09

Episode 22

If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe.

But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually rather wonderful.

This episode features stories about a group of monks, a drunk priest, a "gay" passenger and a rather large gentleman getting stuck in the aircraft lavatory.

 

Music from www.garageband.com  "Wonderful"  by DavidWilliam

Sep 02, 2006
The Bellringers
25:46

Episode 21

What is a Bellringer you ask?  A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't associate the the action of pushing the button and the resulting ding!

We hear about alot of bellringers...some dingbat Flight Attendants... and at the end of the episode we hear a story that is a real "headbanger"!

Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com Warning Bells by romaniacs

 

Aug 07, 2006
Off the Beaten Runway!
20:44

Episode 20!

This show has great stories about crewmembers and passengers who are shall we say "colorful" or "interesting"!  At the end of the episode we actually have an ax wielding Captain!

Contact...  flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by www.garageband.com  "Strange People" by FBW

You might want to listen to Joe Deon interview me on  "Fly With Me" at www.flywithjoe.com  it's in Episode 13.  Joe sets the podcasting bar very high... he always does a fantastic show.

 

 

Jul 11, 2006
The Witch and the Famous
30:17

Episode 19

This show has one witch story and then it is nonstop celebrity stories.  Starring Arnold Palmer, Elvis, Russell Crowe, Little Richard, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta, Andre the Giant and Robert Redford.

And at the end of the episode we hear from a non famous but really impressive passenger just back from Iraq.

Music by www.garageband.com "Walk of Fame" by Bad Mama Jamas

 

 

Jun 22, 2006
Watch Your Back!
22:24

Episode 18

Flight Attendants and Pilots spend alot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents.

When your traveling... it's always good to watch your back!

Then at the end of the episode we hear from a famous passenger who was kind enough to share a funny story with me.

Music by www.garageband.com  "Flying" by The Catch

 

Jun 04, 2006
Kids on a Plane!
20:12

Episode 17

This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane.  The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane".  And actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane!

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Music by garageband.com  "Kids Rock" by Blue Fox & the Rockin'D

May 04, 2006
It's the Bomb!
32:44

Episode 16

In this episode we hear scary stories.  Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight.  And the last story...well...it's the bomb!

Music by www.garageband.com  "Bombs Away" by Toke Squaly

 

Apr 13, 2006
Can't we all just get along?
24:24
Episode 15

In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along?

Music by garageband.com "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I really like their music!)

 

 

Mar 26, 2006
It's in the Air 2
25:35
Episode 14

This episode brings us stories from the air...we have some swearing in the air, a cat and a mouse in the air, some pilot competition and a truely embarassing moment in the air.

At the end of the episode we hear the second part of the fighter pilot's first hand account of ejecting out of his f-18 aircraft!

Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertrude

Feb 26, 2006
It's in the Air
26:17
Episode 13

Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air! In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air.

Then at the end of the episode we hear a first hand account of a fighter pilot ejecting out of his F-18...now that's what I call drama in the air!

Music by garageband.com "Air" by Gertrude

Feb 12, 2006
People are Strange!
27:36
Episode 12

People are strange, alittle odd and crazy! We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories.

You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story of a camel trek in the Sahara desert where we lost our camels and were stranded with some randy locals in the middle of the sand dunes!

CONTACT...flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by garageband.com "Strange People" by FBW

Jan 17, 2006
Recent Media Attention...

I'm thrilled with the number of people who are listening to my little show that I produce from my apartment. I have't done anything to promote it, and the word of mouth just continues to spread!

Would you believe I am even getting some media attention?!...

TRAVEL + LEASURE magazine Janruary 2006

Click here to view the article!

BBC radio interview December 2005...

Click here to listen the the interview

Jan 06, 2006
Serendipity
27:41
Serendipity Episode 11

This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained.

We hear about a possible UFO sighting and some fateful moments on the aircraft. At the end of the episode I tell you about my date with fate on the airplane!

Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by the very talented Jamie Angelise!

Dec 29, 2005
Birthday Suit
21:02
Episode 10 Birthday Suit!

In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails.

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Contact...flywithbetty@gmail.com

Music by Garageband.com Christmas by Joe Perri

Dec 11, 2005
Crews Behaving Badly!
16:16
Episode 9, Crews Behaving Badly!

In this episode we hear witty responses to problem passengers along with Pilot and Flight Attendant pranks and an update on my trip to Kuwait.

Music by garageband.com Betty 5 0 by Automatics

Nov 21, 2005
Lost in Translation
13:15
Episode 8 Lost in Translation

Funny stories about communication issues from the cockpit, the tower and in the cabin!

At the end of the episode I'll have some exciting news!

Music by Pod Safe Music Network "Crack the Sky" by Joe Campbell

Nov 06, 2005
Security
25:38
Episide 7 "Security"

This episode is about all types of security. We hear about some Canadian Mounted Police, a prisoner needing escorts, and delve into security post 9-11.

At the end of the episode we hear an elequent statement from a retired Airline Captain!

Music by garageband.com "Taking a Ride in An Airplane" by Pat Bateman

Oct 24, 2005
Airplane Safari
26:12
Episode 6..."Airplane Safari"

Funny stories of animals in the cabin, celebs with their animals and my favorite animal from my african safari!!

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Music from garageband.com "She" performed by Round 2

Oct 17, 2005
Top Guns & Blonde Moments!
25:01
Episode 5.

This eposode has fighter pilot stories mixed in with blonde moments. And at the end of the episode I tell one of my blonde moments where I jumped off a moving train in Morocco!

Be sure to check out Fly With Me at www.flywithjoe.com there is a episode about the recent Jet Blue emergency landing with actual audio from the cockpit!

Music by Garage Band...Paper Airplane by Something Else.

Oct 03, 2005
Full Circle!!
18:52
Full Circle!! Episode 4

This episode has some very funny stories that are ever so slightly off color or politically incorrect.

We hear about some bodily functions, some ethnic stereotypes, and then a story at the end that brings everything full circle!

Music by garage band...Rainbow by Laura Seiverling and Colors of the Rainbobw by Tommy Daniel Honles.

Sep 27, 2005
How's the water?
18:47
Episode 3

How's the water? In this episode we travel to Maui to hear about a pesky shark and an angry turtle. We also venture to Kenya, Israel, and then off to Egypt to hear about an amazing dolphin encounter!

Music from the TV show Firefly that will become a movie due out Sept 30th called Serenity. I can't wait!

Sep 21, 2005
Disaster Light!
27:28
Episode 2 DISASTER LIGHT!

My own story of being smack dab in the middle of a natural disaster! Along with an explosion and 2, yes 2, wacky highjacker stories!

Music by Garage Band...Hijacker by The Daybreakers and Paper Airplane by Something Else

Sep 10, 2005
Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts..Oh My!!!
25:24
My first episode..."Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...oh my!!"

In this episode we hear about some troublesome monkeys in Bali, some bugs and bats in Belize , a dead guy in first class, and then back to India for tigers and ghosts!

Music by Garage Band "Silver Plated" by Geoff Byrd "Traveling On" by Nathan Sheppard Band "Airplane" by Side Street Blues "Big Jet Airplane" by Steep Canyon Rangers "Travel" by Sara Thomas "Paper Airplane" by Something Else

Aug 31, 2005