God Awful Movies
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Veritopathy
Dec 5, 2020
Needs at least a little more Madge content.
Sep 13, 2020
Aug 9, 2020
Marco Delrio 1610
Mar 9, 2020
My drug.
Chroma Lux Fluerae
Feb 25, 2020
It's like The Cinema Snob, but without the whit and brevity. Three guys discuss (and occasionly a woman) review an equally bad christian movie. The jokes are repetitive, and grating like the hosts.
Description
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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310: Unidentified
6118
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Unidentified, the story of Rich Christiano feeling like the "but what if they're demons?" question wasn't being asked enough about the UFO phenomenon.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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309: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day
7136
This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Hear more from Callie Wright on The Queersplaining Podcast.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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308: After School
7105
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of After School, the most boobtastic film in the history of God Awful Movies - and I'm gonna go ahead and put my chips down, the most boobtastic film in the future of the show as well.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
--- Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space. |
Jul 13, 2021 |
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307: Courageous
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This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of Courageous, the story of a corrupt cop, a dead daughter, a 5K run, a parenting pledge, a down on his luck construction worker, and absolutely no connective tissue.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Hear more from Frank and Dan on Thank God I'm Atheist
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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306: Super Kids Academy - Episode 1
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This week, Marsh joins us to watch kids try (and fail) to clap in rhythm.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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305: The Encounter Episode One: The Heist
6606
This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight are back to take on Pureflix's favorite Jesus in the TV series spin off of their "popular" film The Encounter.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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304: The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It
7136
This week, Andrew Torrez joins the guys for an atheist review of The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It, the story of how, if anything, we didn't panic enough about Satanism back in the eighties.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Hear more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up On Aisle 45 |
Jun 15, 2021 |
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303: Censored
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This week, guest masochist Patrick Davis joins us for a review of Censored, the story of a bunch of bigots who thinks nobody wanting to listen to them is the same as them not being allowed to talk.
--- Learn more about Patrick's magic show here: https://www.magicscam.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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302: Sons of Thunder, Episode 3
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This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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301: Cutback
6356
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Cutback, the story of a screenwriter assassinating every plot thread he comes up with two scenes after it's established. And also, subpar surfing montages.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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May 25, 2021 |
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300: 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
7186
This week, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us for one of the most joyously awful movies we've watched to date.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Hear more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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May 18, 2021 |
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299: A Week Away
7074
On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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May 11, 2021 |
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298: Flatliners
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On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990). We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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May 04, 2021 |
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297: Absolute Interference
6467
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of Absolute Interference, the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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296: Lazer Us
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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295: Roe v Wade
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This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of Roe v Wade, the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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294: God, Where Are You?
7167
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question.
--- Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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293: Bells of Innocence
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This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of The Bells of Innocence, the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot.
--- Hear more from Dan and Jordan by checking out Knowledge Fight here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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292: The God Question
7155
On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of The God Question, the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Hear more from Jess on The Friendly Atheist podcast, or on Cooper Duper. Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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291: The Atheist Religion
6474
On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Atheist Religion, the story of Matt Powell deciding that things he doesn't understand are impossible, and then presenting an embarrassingly long list of things he doesn't understand.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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290: Drive Angry
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On this week's episode: Eli and Heath are joined by Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for an atheist review of Drive Angry, known for its MASTERFUL performances by Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance.
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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289: Hunter's Creed
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hunter's Creed, the story of us trying to figure out what Dog the Bounty Hunter is even going for.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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288: Run, Hide, Fight
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This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast |
Feb 23, 2021 |
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287: Absolute Proof
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This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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286: A Courtship
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On this week's episode: We're joined by veteran guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for an atheist review of the Christian misogyny documentary A Courtship.
--- Check out Rebecca's show here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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285: The Order of Rights
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On this week's episode, we're joined by guest masochist AG of Mueller, She Wrote for a secular review of The Order of Rights; the story of a 30 year old teenager suing his girlfriend for joint custody of her uterus.
--- Check out more from AG here and here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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284: The Healing Field
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Healing Field, the story of nonsense on a stick.
--- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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283: Hearts are Trump
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On this week's episode, Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments joins us for an atheist review of Hearts are Trump, the story of a very, very sad little old man who was really, really sure Trump was gonna win again. But he was wrong. And so he's even sadder now.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space. |
Jan 19, 2021 |
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282: Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss the Evangelical snuff play "Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames", the story of people dying and burning in Hell for eternity because they were born in the wrong country.
--- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast ---
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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281: The Laws of the Sun
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On this week's episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic The Laws of the Sun.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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280: Sons of Thunder: Episode 2
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On this week's episode: Noah, Eli, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder: Episode 2, the story of violent bigots learning about Jesus in slow motion.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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279: Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas
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On this week's episode, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas, the heartwarming story of how much worse religious people are at comedy than us.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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278: Mistletoe and Menorahs
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This week, guest masochist Rachel Wax joins us for an atheist review of "Mistletoe and Menorahs", the story of a woman who has no non-Christmas knowledge and an American who has somehow barely ever heard of it and their incredibly boring first couple of dates.
--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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277: The Borrowed Christmas
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "The Borrowed Christmas", the story of a wealthy Christian dude renting children from an orphanage.
--- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast ---
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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276: Christmas on the Square
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This week, we make jokes about Dolly Parton and feel really bad about it later.
--- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
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If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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275: Beckman
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This week, Luke Barnett joins us to review Beckman, the story of David AR White being pretty darn sure he's still young enough to do martial arts scenes.
--- Check out Luke's film Faith Based anywhere that has movies. Here, for example: https://www.amazon.com/Faith-Based-Luke-Barnett/dp/B08KH2Q3ZP --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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274: Agent Emes Episode 3
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This week, Moishe joins us for the Case of the Missing Pushka, the story of a bunch of stereotypes being brazenly reinforced.
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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273: Climate Hustle 2
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On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria from the Talk Nerdy podcast joins us to shill for Big Polar Bear.
--- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast ---
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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272: Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "Petey Wheatstraw", the story of the cut throat world of 1970s stand up comedy, and the role that Satan, Prince of Darkness, plays in the same.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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271: Trump 2024
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the drug-induced fever dream that is "Trump 2024." It's the story of a bunch of apocalypse nuts trying to talk around the fact that no historical figure has ever better matched up with the anti-Christ than Trump.
--- Hear more from Andrew on the Opening Arguments podcast: https://openargs.com/ And if you want to find the studies Andrew was talking about in the show, check here and here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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270: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, the true story of a Catholic Priest murdering a young girl for being mentally ill and then not getting punished for it.
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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269: The Reaping
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Reaping", the story of some screenwriters who were pretty sure they could remember all ten plagues without looking it up.
--- Check out more from Cara on her website. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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268: The First Power
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This week, the Halloween Spook-tacular begins with "The First Power", the 1990 story of a bunch of producers not quite realizing Lou Diamond Phillips' career was over yet.
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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267: Rumors of Wars
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This week, Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Rumors of Wars", the story of a Christian screenwriter thinking he was Christopher Nolan and winding up hopelessly confused and lost inside his own movie.
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--- Hear more from Cecil here: https://dissonancepod.com/ |
Sep 29, 2020 |
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266: The Red Pill
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Red Pill", the story of a fake feminists asking fake questions of real misogynists.
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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265: Adam's Testament
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Adam's Testament, the story of a whole bunch of unrelated plot points all getting spilled into the same script.
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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264: Megiddo: Omega Code 2
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Megiddo: Omega Code 2", the story of a bunch of writers trying to figure out where the colon goes in a sequel title and giving up before they resolved it.
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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263: Flywheel
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Flywheel, the story of... a flywheel. And a guy. And that's pretty much as much of a plot description as it earns.
--- Be sure to check Thomas Smith out on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, Philosophers in Space, and Comedy Shoeshine. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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262: Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Michael Marshall for a skeptical review of Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation.
--------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ |
Aug 25, 2020 |
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261: The Omega Code
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Omega Code, the story of bad screenwriters trying to figure out how to shoe horn in as many of the twelve million convoluted elements of end time theology as possible into two boring hours.
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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260: Fire by Nite Episode 3
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This week Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "Fire by Nite", the Christian version of Saturday Night Live without all the sex, alcohol, and references to staying up late and possibly missing church.
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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259: Out of Shadows
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This week, the guys team up for a skeptical review of "Out of Shadows", the story about how the CIA did... something. And it was bad. And it involved pizza, and John Podesta's emails, and Disneyland. It really isn't clear.
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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258: Down to Earth, Episode 2: France
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Zac Efron's pseudoscience Netflix series, Down to Earth. We watched episode 2, entitled "France."
--------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ |
Jul 28, 2020 |
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257: Heaven's War
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Heaven's War, the story of all the movie plots ever conceived being thrown together in a blender and then poured over a bunch of grown men playing swords.
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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256: Transformed
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This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman.
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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255: Geronimo
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Geronimo, the story of a depressed teen and all the people with way more problems in their lives that set those aside for a minute to deal with his stuff.
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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254: Mr. Krueger's Christmas
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This week, Eli returns for an atheist review of "Mr. Krueger's Christmas", the story of Heath in thirty years, except he's Christian in this one. And Jimmy Stewart.
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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253: The Cokeville Miracle
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Cokeville Miracle; a movie that will try to sell the bombing of an elementary school as a miracle, even though the only miraculous thing is that we managed to find jokes to tell about it.
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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252: Pornography: The Great Lie
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This week, guest masochist Moishe joins us for an atheist review of Mormon anti-porn propaganda about how looking at naked pictures can steal your soul away and turn you into a criminal.
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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251: One Man's Treasure
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On this week’s episode: We team up with Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug from The How-To Heretic for a review of One Man's Treasure. If you loved National Treasure 2, but you missed the logical deductions of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day, you will love this movie.
--------------------- Check out Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug on The How-To Heretic podcast here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Follow them on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/howtoheretic ---------------------
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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250: The Avenging Angel
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On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us.
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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249: Extreme Days
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue.
--- Hear more from Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, Opening Arguments, and Philosophers in Space ---
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May 26, 2020 |
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248: Gam248 Plandemic
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way.
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May 19, 2020 |
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247: Signs
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On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera.
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May 12, 2020 |
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246: Assassin 33 A.D.
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD, a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening.
--------------------- You can find Johnny Taylor on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/hipsterocracy ---------------------
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May 05, 2020 |
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245: Alison's Choice
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice.
--------------------- You can find Cara on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria Check out Cara's podcast here: Talk Nerdy ---------------------
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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244: The Great Culling: Our Water
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water.
--------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable ---------------------
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Apr 21, 2020 |
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243: The Adventures of Chris Fable
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable.
--------------------- You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast ---------------------
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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242: Ambushed!
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This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show.
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)
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On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them.
--- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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240: Prayer of the Rollerboys
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie Prayer of the Rollerboys.
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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239: Sons of Thunder, Episode 1
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again.
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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238: Jerusalem Countdown
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This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible.
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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237: The Goop Lab: Are You Intuit?
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve.
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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236: The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde
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This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing.
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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235: Belle and the Beast
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This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason but the fact that she's the love interest.
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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234: GAM234 Sing Over Me
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On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of "Sing Over Me", a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.---
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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233: The Goop Lab Ep5: The Energy Experience
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On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience."
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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232: The Boondock Saints
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On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like.
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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231: Love Waits
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This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy.
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
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This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show.
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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229: Gam229 Badge of Faith
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This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it.
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Jan 07, 2020 |
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228: Loving Leah
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This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect.
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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227: Wish for Christmas
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority.
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Dec 24, 2019 |
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226: Santa With Muscles
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle.
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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225: Santa Claus
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's.
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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224: Gam224 Savior
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out." But with an accent.
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Dec 03, 2019 |
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223: GAM223 Pumpkin Pie Wars
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On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so.
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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222: The Story of Mankind
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This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film.
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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221: Gam221 Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents.
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Nov 12, 2019 |
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220: Gramps Goes to College
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This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex.
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Nov 05, 2019 |
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219: The Reliant
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This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment.
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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218: Doorways to Danger
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board.
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Oct 22, 2019 |
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217: Along Came the Devil
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips.
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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216: GAM216 The Devil Within Her
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This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us.
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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215: Can I Get a Witness Protection?
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On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline.
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Oct 01, 2019 |
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214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)
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This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it.
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Sep 24, 2019 |
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213: Rocky V
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On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off.
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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212: GAM212 The Healing
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On this week's episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of "The Healing"; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a homeless, broke, unemployed, undignified person without the alcohol.
Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable. Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
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Sep 10, 2019 |
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211: What the Health?
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This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of "That the Health?", the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on 'stuff he done found on the googles.'
Be sure to check out Pixie's Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/pixienutrition/ And get Pixie's book "The No Need to Diet Book" here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1788547152/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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210: Overcomer
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron.
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Aug 27, 2019 |
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209: Come What May
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments.
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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208: 7 Reasons
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This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone.
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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207: Shark Exorcist
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This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark.
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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206: GAM206 Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)
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This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep.
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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205: Deadly Attraction
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On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie.
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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204: The Mystical Laws
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On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie.
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Jul 16, 2019 |
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203: Beyond and Back
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This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that.
--- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jul 09, 2019 |
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202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses
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This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews."
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jul 02, 2019 |
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201: How Rare a Possession
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable.
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Jun 25, 2019 |
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200: The Best Two Years
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This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life.
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Jun 18, 2019 |
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199: The Other Side of Heaven
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This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in this century.
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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198: GAM198 Legacy: The Story of the Mormon Pioneers
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This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Jun 04, 2019 |
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197: Gam197 Abby
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece.
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May 28, 2019 |
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196: Gam196 Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception
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This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis.
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May 21, 2019 |
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195: Over the Top
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On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top."
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May 14, 2019 |
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194: Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer
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This week, Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer"; the story of a movie 'based on a true story' that start lying before the title is over.
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May 07, 2019 |
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193: The Fool
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "The Fool", the story of Ray Comfort desperately trying to revise history in such a way that he's been in on the joke the whole time. It turns out we've been laughing WITH him this whole time.
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Apr 30, 2019 |
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192: Gam192 Breakthrough Live from the American Atheist Conference
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This week, we team up live in Cincinnati, Ohio from the American Atheist Conference for an atheist review of "Breakthrough", the story of god deciding not to kill one of the hundred of thousands of children he drowns every year. It's like watching the Noah story backwards.
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Apr 23, 2019 |
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191: Gam191 Flat Earth Clues (8-14)
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On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber.
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Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/
Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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190: GAM190 Flat Earth Clues (1-7)
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it.
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Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/
Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/
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Apr 09, 2019 |
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189: Gam189 Unplanned
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth*
*Truth not included.
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Abby Johnson is a liar link dump :
The abortion she saw never happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Johnson_(activist)
She got yelled at at work so she turned over doctor and patient records to terrorists : https://www.salon.com/2009/11/03/planned_parenthood_2/
She actually left work cause she didn’t want to work Saturdays and got yelled at: https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/the-convert/
She didn’t “win” anything: https://web.archive.org/web/20110713174843/http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/69764852.html
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Apr 02, 2019 |
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188: GAM188 Dead Man Rising
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With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist.
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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187: Gam187 Reefer Madness
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Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people.
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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186: Death of a Nation
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On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi".
Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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185: The R.I.O.T.
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T." Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical."
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Mar 05, 2019 |
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184: Run the Race
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It's a conflict we all lose.
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Feb 26, 2019 |
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183: The Missing Christians
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This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos.
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If you'd like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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182: Gam182 The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds
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This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and "Love is for the Byrds", the tale of misogyny writing a movie.
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To come see us live in Denver, [click here](https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver).
To hear some of Anna's music, [click here](https://www.annabosnick.com/).
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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181: The Laws of Eternity
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This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman.
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Hear more from Aaron on [Embrace the Void](https://voidpod.com/) and [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/)
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Feb 05, 2019 |
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180: Silence
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This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian.
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Jan 29, 2019 |
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179: GAM179 One More Round
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time.
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Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows:
[Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/)
[Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/)
[Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/)
[Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/)
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Jan 22, 2019 |
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178: Gam178 Science Falsely So Called
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This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is, at once, the high and low point of our show.
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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177: My First Miracle
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us.
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Jan 08, 2019 |
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176: Wide Awake
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is.
(Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one in advance of the episode, our sincerest apologies.)
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Jan 01, 2019 |
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175: Christmas Shoes
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline.
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Dec 25, 2018 |
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GAM Xmas Bonus: The Core
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Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy!
And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on [Patreon here](https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful).
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Dec 21, 2018 |
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174: Joseph and Mary
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This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" until everyone believed them.
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Dec 18, 2018 |
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173: Gam173 A Little Christmas Business
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel Baldwin.
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Dec 11, 2018 |
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172: The Last Straw
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Last Straw", the story of straw. Seriously, there's no other connective tissue in this film. It's just straw.
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Dec 04, 2018 |
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171: Ember Days
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks would become the second worst life decision he made.
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Nov 27, 2018 |
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170: GAM170 Saved by Grace
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Saved by Grace", the story of a washed up child actor settling for what he can get.
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For details about **Vulgarity for Charity**, click here: [https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/](https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/)
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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169: The Killing of Satan
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Killing of Satan", the story of... something that doesn't lend itself to summary.
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Nov 13, 2018 |
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168: The Trump Prophecy
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Trump Prophecy", the story of a mentally ill person being exploited by a college of imaginary education.
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Nov 06, 2018 |
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167: The Remaining
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust.
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Oct 30, 2018 |
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166: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon
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This week, the gang teams up live from QED in Manchester, England for a skeptical review of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon", the story of how to get punched by an astronaut if that's what you're into.
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Oct 23, 2018 |
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165: GAM165 Loose Change
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This week, the gang teams up live from London with special guest masochists Andy Wilson (from the InKredulous podcast) and Michael Marshall from Be Reasonable.
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Oct 16, 2018 |
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164: The Devil's Advocate
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "The Devil's Advocate"; the story of Al Pacino watching Keanu Reaves try to act.
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Oct 09, 2018 |
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163: GAM163 God Friended Me
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "God Friended Me" and learn what it's like for cops to watch cop shows.
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Oct 02, 2018 |
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162: Faith Like Potatoes
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of "Faith Like Potatoes", the story of the plight of white people in apartheid South Africa. No, seriously.
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Sep 25, 2018 |
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161: Where is Good?
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm making it sound.
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Sep 18, 2018 |
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160: O.B.A.M. Nude
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This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you it was about, but trust us, it's about a giant baby.
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Sep 11, 2018 |
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159: GAM159 New World Order
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out.
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Check out more of Thomas Smith on [Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/), The [Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/) Podcast, [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/), and [Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/).
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Sep 04, 2018 |
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158: GAM158 The Climate Hustle
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This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real.
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Aug 28, 2018 |
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157: The Perfect Stranger
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about.
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Aug 21, 2018 |
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156: Voiceless
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies.
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Aug 14, 2018 |
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155: GAM155 Bibleman Episode 4
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4\. It was actually episode 2 of season 2\. So don't be surprised if you're a little lost.
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Aug 07, 2018 |
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154: The Unmiracle
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot.
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Jul 31, 2018 |
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153: GAM153: Masterless
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself.
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Jul 24, 2018 |
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152: GAM152 Sunday School Musical
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that just barely made it out in time to catch the "grandma who might think it's High School Musical" wave.
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Jul 17, 2018 |
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151: GAM151 Bibleman - Episode 1
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of Bibleman.
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Jul 10, 2018 |
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150: GAM150 God's Army 2: States of Grace
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This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going on a Mormon mission is an unrelenting series of action sequences.
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Jul 03, 2018 |
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149: The Singles Ward
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on.
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Jun 26, 2018 |
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148: GAM148 Are you the One?
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Are you the One?", a Mormon short film about a couple that hate each other with every fiber of their being and thus consider not getting married.
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Jun 19, 2018 |
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147: Gam147 Doctrines of Grace
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This week, Frank and Dan from the [Thank God I'm Atheist podcast](http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tgiatheist) join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret.
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Jun 12, 2018 |
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146: Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration
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This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several months long.
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Jun 05, 2018 |
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145: My Daddy is in Heaven
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about.
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May 29, 2018 |
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144: The Moment After II: The Awakening
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's expectations.
To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, [click here](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729).
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May 22, 2018 |
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143: The Moment After
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet.
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May 15, 2018 |
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142: The Beautiful Truth
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This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running the whole time.
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To check out the Parenthetical Science podcast, click here: https://www.parentheticalscience.com/
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May 08, 2018 |
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141: Cries of the Unborn
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This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it.
Check out Andrew's podcast here: http://openargs.com/
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May 01, 2018 |
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140: Bible Man: Silencing the Gossip Queen
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This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge.
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Apr 24, 2018 |
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139: Gam139 Bal Ganesh 2
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing.
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Apr 17, 2018 |
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138: The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell.
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Apr 10, 2018 |
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137: God's Not Dead: A Light in the Darkness
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys.
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Apr 03, 2018 |
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136: Paul: Apostle of Christ
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of Twizzlers in the row in front of us, and nothing more interesting than that happening on screen.
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Mar 27, 2018 |
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135: I Can Only Imagine
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places short.
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Mar 20, 2018 |
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134: All the King's Horses
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This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again.
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Mar 13, 2018 |
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133: Psalty the Songbook Volume One
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This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay again.
Get more info about [Nanocon](https://nashvillenones.com/).
Get more info about the [American Atheist Convention](https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/).
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Mar 06, 2018 |
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132: Invisible Enemies
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This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and pornography; their collective areas of expertise.
To learn more about Philosophers in Space, [click here](https://www.facebook.com/0gPhilosophy/).
To check out some of Aaron's other work, [click here](https://voidpod.com/podcasts/).
To check out more of Thomas's other stuff, [click here](https://seriouspod.com/). Or [here](https://openargs.com/). Or [here](https://comedyshoeshine.com/).
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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131: Samson
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This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of _Samson_. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together.
If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/
Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/
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Feb 20, 2018 |
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130: The Knight of Daye
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Feb 13, 2018 |
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129: The Sobbing Stone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each other. Seriously... that's the whole movie.
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Feb 06, 2018 |
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128: October Baby
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This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces back together again.
To hear/see more of Meg, you should go here: http://www.megandersoncomedy.com/
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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127: Moment of Truth
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about.
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Jan 23, 2018 |
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126: Muhammad: The Last Prophet
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This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate.
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Jan 16, 2018 |
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125: Future Tense
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream.
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Jan 09, 2018 |
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124: Without Reservation
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This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the first five minutes of the film, and us wishing we were still watching that for the rest of the time.
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Jan 02, 2018 |
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123: Miracle of 34th Street
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway.
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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122: Christmas Gone Viral
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again.
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Dec 19, 2017 |
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121: Christmas with a Capital C
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This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas."
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Dec 12, 2017 |
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120: The Star
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story.
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Dec 05, 2017 |
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119: Ten of the Top Scientific Truths in the Bible
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This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes.
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Nov 28, 2017 |
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118: How Do I Love Thee?
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On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?"
Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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117: Bal Ganesh
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes.
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Nov 14, 2017 |
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116: The Monster Project
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This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't.
If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil.
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Nov 07, 2017 |
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115: Let There Be Light
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you.
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Oct 31, 2017 |
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114: The Life Zone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it.
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Oct 24, 2017 |
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113: The Appointment
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film.
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Oct 17, 2017 |
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112: Passage to Zarahemla
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In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension.
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To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/
And to check out their old one, Thank God I'm Atheist, click here: http://www.thankgodimatheist.com/
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Oct 10, 2017 |
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111: GAM111 The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist.
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Oct 03, 2017 |
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110: GAM110 Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!
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In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends.
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Sep 26, 2017 |
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109: GAM109 The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
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On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet.
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Sep 19, 2017 |
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108: GAM108 Hangman's Curse
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property.
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Sep 12, 2017 |
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107: GAM107 M 10.28
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about...
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Sep 05, 2017 |
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106: GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head
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This week, Noah learns to speak Jew.
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Aug 29, 2017 |
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105: GAM105 Exit: The Appeal of Suicide
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In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing.
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Aug 22, 2017 |
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104: GAM104: Dashavatar
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize.
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Aug 15, 2017 |
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103: GAM103 Creed of Gold
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On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the fed with antisemitic conspiracy theories and FOIA requests.
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Aug 08, 2017 |
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102: GAM102 The Mark 2: Redemption
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On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption.
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Aug 01, 2017 |
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101: GAM101 The Mark
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist.
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Jul 25, 2017 |
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100: GAM100 Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt
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This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child.
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Jul 18, 2017 |
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99: GAM099 Journey to the Sky
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This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a fan gave them without asking what was in them.
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Jul 11, 2017 |
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98: GAM098 Believe
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by refusing to take two substantial pay cuts in a single calendar year.
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Jul 04, 2017 |
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97: GAM097 Six The Mark Unleashed
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This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, also held prisoner, except he’s a fake prisoner that has to kill the leader of the resistance. Or not, though, because it all turns out to be about satellites. Or, at least, it seems like it until it’s about something else at the end.
If you’d like to hear more from Marsh, you can find his podcasts here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/
For more information about the QED conference, click here: https://qedcon.org/
You should also know more about the Good Thinking Society: http://goodthinkingsociety.org/
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Jun 27, 2017 |
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96: GAM096 Love Different
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can make a painfully racist movie regardless of the color of your skin.
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Jun 20, 2017 |
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95: GAM095 The Cross and the Switchblade
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In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden.
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Jun 13, 2017 |
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94: GAM094 The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another.
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Jun 06, 2017 |
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93: GAM093 The Prophecy II
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This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances.
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May 30, 2017 |
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92: GAM092 The Prophecy
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions.
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May 23, 2017 |
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91: GAM091 Heaven Bound
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to.
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May 16, 2017 |
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90: GAM090 End of Days
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher.
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May 09, 2017 |
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89: GAM089 Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her.
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May 02, 2017 |
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88: GAM088: The Burning Hell - Live from ReasonCon
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a Nashville barbecue deciding to play biblical dress up while somebody secretly filmed it.
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Apr 25, 2017 |
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87: GAM087 Revenge of the Vultures 1
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the fifth film in the Nigerian "Vultures of Horror" series, known in house as "the gift that keeps on giving."
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Apr 18, 2017 |
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86: GAM086 The Case for Christ
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Case for Christ; the story of a man researching a book, when all of a sudden, he writes a book eventually. And that's literally all the movie has to offer in terms of stakes. But it does offer up a cavalcade of tired, silly apologetics to test the limits of Noah's blood pressure.
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Apr 11, 2017 |
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85: GAM085 Divination
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade.
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Apr 04, 2017 |
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84: GAM084 Old Fashioned
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This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in college. It's a romantic comedy in the sense that they had to put something next to the word "genre" in the description.
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Mar 28, 2017 |
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83: GAM083 The Becoming
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Becoming", which we're pretty sure was meant as a movie. With candle-based lighting, wet microphones, sarcastic scoring, and 'free with the unlimited plan' cameras, this series of scarcely coherent scenes competes for the worst film we've ever reviewed.
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Mar 21, 2017 |
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82: GAM082 The Shack
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Shack; the story of why you don't see Sam Worthington in more challenging roles.
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Mar 14, 2017 |
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81: GAM081 Reggie's Prayer
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Reggie's Prayer; the story of a millionaire football star who tried to portray a millionaire football star in a movie and failed miserably.
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Mar 07, 2017 |
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80: GAM080 Held for Ransom
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice Kronholm. Listen as we desperately try to find something to say about this boring, uneventful drudgery for 90 minutes.
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Feb 28, 2017 |
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79: GAM079 Me Again
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Me Again, the story of a pastor spending time in the bodies of a teenage boy, an elderly African American, a gangster, a model, and a fish. But not in a fun way.
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Feb 21, 2017 |
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78: GAM078 The Fight Within
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This week, guest masochist Devin Heater teams up with Eli and Noah for an atheist review of The Fight Within, the story of a patricidal Christian wrestler who punches people for money. And Jesus.
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Feb 14, 2017 |
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77: GAM077 The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four.
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Feb 07, 2017 |
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76: GAM076 Wicked Vultures 2
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Wicked Vultures 2; the 4th film in the Vultures of Horror series. Listen as Heath begs us in vain to edit out large portions of the episode.
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Jan 31, 2017 |
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75: GAM075 The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost", the story of a bunch of people sitting in a room with Jesus not doing anything. And it's just as action packed as that sounds.
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Jan 24, 2017 |
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74: GAM074 The Right to Believe (Live in Chicago)
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This week, Tom and Cecil of the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us live for an atheist review of "The Right to Believe", an exploration of the age old question of whether gay people should be allowed to walk in groups.
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Jan 17, 2017 |
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73: GAM073 The Encounter
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This week, guest masochist Marissa McCool joins Eli and Noah to discuss the story of Jesus's under-performing dinner theater magic show in an atheist review of The Encounter.
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Jan 10, 2017 |
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72: GAM072 Christmas on Salvation Street
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it's a Christmas movie, otherwise why would there be all this tinsel?
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Jan 03, 2017 |
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71: GAM071 Apocalypse 4: Judgement
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This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well as the English translation of whatever the hell Mr. T is saying.
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Dec 27, 2016 |
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70: GAM070 Apocalypse 3: Tribulation
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway.
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Dec 20, 2016 |
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69: GAM069 Apocalypse 2: Revelation
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On this week's show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his wacky, wheelchair-bound sidekick team up to take on the antichrist.
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Dec 13, 2016 |
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68: GAM067 Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm"; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on.
Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people's suffering for the sake of a crappy movie featuring Frankenstein's Game Show Host.
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Dec 06, 2016 |
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67: GAM067 Blood Freak
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In this week's show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It's the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus.
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Nov 29, 2016 |
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66: GAM066 King's Faith
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of King's Faith; the story of a human who does things, many of which are unrelated to one another. That's the closest we could collectively come to a plot synopsis.
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Nov 22, 2016 |
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65: GAM065 Holyman Undercover
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR White taking on dual roles, and failing miserably at both.
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Nov 15, 2016 |
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64: GAM064 The Atheist Delusion
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Atheist Delusion, a hybrid of man on the street interviews with high teenagers who can't explain cosmology to Ray Comfort, and left over stock footage of animals.
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Nov 08, 2016 |
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63: GAM063 I'm Not Ashamed
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This week, Eli and Noah team up with writer, comedian, improv artist, and guest masochist Keisha Zollar for an atheist review of "I'm Not Ashamed"; a film about how it's okay to exploit the deaths of thirteen people in a tragic school shooting, as long as you're doing it for Jesus.
If you'd like to hear/see more of Keisha, you can find her website here: http://www.keishazollar.com/
If you'd like to keep up with her on Twitter, you'll find her here: https://twitter.com/keishaz
Special thanks to Morgan Clarke for some background music in this week's show. If you'd like to hear him do music for realsies, you can find him here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
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Nov 01, 2016 |
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62: GAM062 Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
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In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli join you live from QED in Manchester, England for an atheist review of "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed." In this obituary to Ben Stein's career, the monotone gopher of humanity posits a direct link between Darwinian evolution and Nazi death camps, and doesn't even have the decency to beat around the bush about it.
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Oct 25, 2016 |
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61: GAM061 Wicked Vultures
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Wicked Vultures", the third film in the "Vultures of Horror" series. Listen along as Kwame continues not to be the chief, his wife continues to use magical laser-vultures to nominally increase her bodega sales, and the producers fail once more to buy a god damn pop filter.
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Oct 18, 2016 |
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60: GAM060 Confessions of a Prodigal Son
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In this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up once more for an atheist review of Confessions of a Prodigal Son; the heart bypassing story of some middle-class white kid that mistook being hungover for having real problems. Also, three minutes and nine seconds of Kevin Sorbo.
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Oct 11, 2016 |
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59: Gam059 Vaxxed
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On this week's episode, Noah, Heath, and Eli team up with the Scibabe, Yvette D'Entremont, for a skeptical review of Vaxxed: Cover Up to Catastrophe. In this baby-manslaughtering propaganda piece, we learn that some people shouldn't be trusted with medical licenses, others shouldn't be trusted with children, and still others with video cameras and editing equipment.
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http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/08/28/a-bad-day-for-antivaccinationists-a-retraction-and-the-cdc-whistleblower-issues-a-statement/
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http://canaryparty.org/
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Oct 04, 2016 |
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58: GAM058 Time Changers
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On this week's episode, Noah, Heath and Eli team up for an atheist review of Time Changers; a cinematic exploration of the dumbest possible use of a time machine.
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Sep 27, 2016 |
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57: GAM057 The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join up with a mysterious friend for an atheist review of The Unexpected Bar Mitzvah, a movie about a young Christian boy in South Dakota and his relentless efforts to cure his Jewish neighbors of their Judaism. Seriously. That's what it's about.
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Sep 20, 2016 |
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56: GAM056 God's Club
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God's Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a faithful science teacher tries to overcome the death of his wife, his lack of acting talent, and a couple of atheist mean girls with murder on their mind.
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Sep 13, 2016 |
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55: GAM055 The Masked Saint
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Masked Saint, the story of Nacho Libre, except for realsies. This convoluted and uncomfortable hybrid combines elements of wrestling movies, superhero flicks, and Christian cinema to form a confused mess of stupidity. That we watched. On purpose.
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Sep 06, 2016 |
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54: GAM054 God's Not Dead
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It's been a year, so we figured Eli had finally earned an episode off. So we invited Tom and Cecil to join us for an atheist review of God Not Dead; the review that, in a round about way, got this show started. Incidentally, if you'd like to hear Eli's thoughts on God's Not Dead, check out Episode 59 of The Scathing Atheist.
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Aug 30, 2016 |
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53: GAM053 Passion of the Christ LIVE!
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This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Passion of the Christ, also known as the first inhalation after Mel Gibson's last gasp of sanity. In the first ever live record of God Awful Movies, a sold out crowd at the People's Improv Theater in Midtown Manhattan join us in a night of mockery, revelry, and blatant anti-Semitism.
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Aug 23, 2016 |
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52: GAM052 What the Bleep do we Know?
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for a skeptical review of What the Bleep do we Know?, the 2004 classic of quantum woo. From "scientific" studies that show you can meditate away high murder rates to "scientific" "proof" that water gets sad when you say mean things to it, this film crams so much bullshit into one place there's no way to describe it but impacted.
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Aug 16, 2016 |
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51: GAM051 Vultures of Horror 2
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On this week's episode, we pull a late audible and Heath, Noah, and Eli join forces for an atheist review of Vultures of Horror 2. In the second edition of everyone's favorite supernatural Nigerian Christian soap opera, nothing happens. But he still talk about it for an hour.
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Aug 09, 2016 |
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50: GAM050 Day When the Sun Rises in the West
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In this week's episode, Heath, Noah, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Day When Sun Rises in West: Film that Shock the World. In this tale of inevitable destruction, four Muslim friends wonder if the end times will disturb their exciting life of chicken eating, rubble visiting, and cartoon sound effects. Combining poorly translated air conditioner instructions style subtitles, visual effects that wouldn't have made it passed the Vultures of Horror directors, and the typical Muslim tendency to take all the crazy up to eleven, Day When Sun Rises in West earns a place towards the very top of the "worst nonsense we've ever sat through" rankings.
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Aug 02, 2016 |
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49: GAM049 Will A Man Rob God?
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This week, Ishmael Brown joins us to talk about Would A Man Rob God? ... It's a slightly musical stage play about prosperity churches, performed for a very unimpressed live studio audience, and made into a movie that all takes place in the same room. And no Brie Larson. --- If you'd like to hear more from Ishmael, you can check out his podcast, or his Facebook page.
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Jul 26, 2016 |
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48: Gam048 Accidental Activist
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This week, Callie Wright and Ari Stillman of the Gaytheist Manifesto Podcast join Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of Accidental Activist, a film about a bigot who struggles with the harsh consequences of his bigotry while trying his best to maintain in despite society moving forward without him. It's a movie where we're almost certain that they meant for the bigot to be the good guy, but it's really hard to tell. --- If you'd like to hear more from Callie and Ari, you can check out their podcast, their blog, or you can like their Facebook Page.
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Jul 19, 2016 |
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47: Gam047 Leap 2: Rise of the Beast
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no... lower than that) action packed drama about a group of sassy teens that stand up to the Catholic antichrist with a combination of parkour skills, kung fu, and old fashioned pluck. Somehow managing to pack even less parkour into this sequel, filmmaker Chris Tempel seems to have used this film to chastise people who said nothing could be worse than the prequel.
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Jul 12, 2016 |
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46: GAM046 Leap
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This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial gymnastic skills to save souls for Jesus, despite ominous warnings from one of those teams of atheists that kill Christian parkour ministers. With substantially substandard cinematography, acting, music, editing, ADR, stunts, writing, and plot; Leap makes a valiant effort at being the worst movie we've ever reviewed.
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Jul 05, 2016 |
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45: GAM045 God's Army
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This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God's Army, the story of an alien lifeform that's disguised itself as a mole and hitched a ride on the face of a Mormon missionary. Or at least that was the story I was telling myself by the end just to keep from dying of boredom. Racism, sexism, and the most lazily jingled keys in the history of Christian film await on this week's conclusion of Mormon Movie Month.
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Jun 28, 2016 |
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44: GAM044 The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey
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On this week's episode, Dan and Mark from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey; the story of a crazy guy following the voices in his head across a desert while his children repeatedly try to kill each other. It's a journey of wonder, discovery, anachronisms, overweight camels from the wrong continent, and love. You can hear more of Dan (and, to a lesser extent, Mark) by checking out Thank God I'm Atheist --- If you want to see us live in NYC, you can get tickets here. If you want to see us live in Manchester, England, book your QED tickets here.
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Jun 21, 2016 |
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43: GAM043 Cipher in the Snow and Johnny Lingo
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This week, Eli and Noah are joined by Bryce Blankenagel for an atheist review of Cipher in the Show and Johnny Lingo, two "educational" shorts produced by BYU in a desperate (and misguided) effort to make Mormonism seem normal. --- If you'd like to hear more from Bryce, you can check him out on The Naked Mormonism Podcast or on My Book of Mormon.
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Jun 14, 2016 |
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42: GAM042 Saturday's Warrior
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This week, David Michael of the My Book of Mormon podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with an atheist review of Saturday's Warrior, which is essentially the musical version of the Mormon Duggars.
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Jun 07, 2016 |
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41: GAM041 Rock: It's Your Decision
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once more; this time for an atheist review of Rock: It's Your Decision; a Bizarro-world version of Footloose where our hero uses his ability to not dance to inspire an entire town of youngsters to also not enjoy themselves.
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May 31, 2016 |
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40: GAM040 More Than Chance
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up once more for an atheist review of More Than Chance; the story of a young girl crippled by child abuse and really bad screenwriting, who eventually learns to overcome her disabilities and follow her dreams through a combination of Jesus and not dreaming very big.
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May 24, 2016 |
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39: GAM039 Second Glance
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Second Glance, a bizarre hybridization of an after school special, a re-imagining of It's a Wonderful Life, and unabashed anti-atheist bigotry. Plus we get to see little David AR White before his balls dropped and learn that apparently he never stood a chance. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
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May 17, 2016 |
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38: GAM038 The Freedom of Silence
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of The Freedom of Silence; a film that asks what happens when a computer expert and a Christianity expert team up to take down the evil, secular government through an act of terrorism. And they're the good guys. ---
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May 10, 2016 |
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37: GAM037 Vultures of Horror
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This week, we watched a Nigerian Christian demon bird cult
classic. Yup.
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May 03, 2016 |
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36: GAM036 The Black Rider: Revelation Road
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This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli, Noah, and Heath for an
atheist review of The Black Rider: Revelation Road,
the third film in a trilogy that has, until this point, known which
side of the colon the subtitle goes on. Join us as we
desperately try to figure out what accent Kevin Sorbo is shooting
for, why David AR White is wearing knee pads, and what the hell the
point of this whole trilogy was.
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Speaking
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Apr 26, 2016 |
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35: GAM035 Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire
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This week, we're joined once again by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire. Part 1 went something like this: "In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, one humble karate ninja sets out to sell bulletproof vests door to door because he's an idiot. But when he accidentally karate ninjas the wrong biker gang, nothing happens, but they suggest something will in the sequel." Well we checked the sequel, and it doesn't. Nothing happens. And this is our review of the nothing happening. ---
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Apr 19, 2016 |
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34: GAM034 Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End
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This week, we're joined by special guest masochist Thomas Smith of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible for an atheist review of Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End. In a pre-post-apocalyptic world, one humble karate ninja sets out to sell bulletproof vests door to door because he's an idiot. But when he accidentally karate ninjas the wrong biker gang, nothing happens, but they suggest something will in the sequel.---If you'd like to pick up your copy of the God's Not Dead song parody from last week (remember, 100% of proceeds go to charity!), you can get it on CD Baby here.
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Apr 12, 2016 |
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33: GAM033 God's Not Dead 2
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 2, a story in which god continues to not be dead, apparently. This film continues the Pure Flix tradition of cramming way too many characters into a story with way too little plot, all to a soundtrack that can only be described as castration-like.---Special musical thanks this week to Morgan Clarke, whose you can check out on Soundcloud.
Additional special musical thanks this week to Anna Phyllis Smith, whose you can check out on her website.
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Apr 05, 2016 |
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32: GAM032 Mercy Rule
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On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Kirk Cameron's Mercy Rule; the tale of a scrappy, old-fashioned junkyard owner fighting back against socialized waste removal. And while it's certainly the least "god" of any movie we've reviewed so far, it's far from the least "awful."
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Mar 29, 2016 |
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31: GAM031 Miracles From Heaven
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath take a field trip to see Miracles From Heaven in the theater on opening weekend. Red carpet!!! Eli wore Versace, Noah wore Nike, and Heath wore a smile. Nobody else was happy. Join them in this fair and balanced review of a story about how Jesus gives deadly diseases to young children, and why doctors are to blame.
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Mar 22, 2016 |
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30: GAM030 A Matter of Faith
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once again to take on the most blissfully ignorant film they've encountered so far. Join them for an atheist review of A Matter of Faith; a film about a father whose daughter's ignorance is challenged by a college education. After her biology professor has the audacity to teach true things, instead of dad's favorite fairytales, dad has no choice but to challenge the evolutionist to a debate that nobody thinks he can win. Because he's wrong. And he's debating a guy who's right. And has a PhD.
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Mar 15, 2016 |
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29: GAM029 If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
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On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film. If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.---
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Mar 08, 2016 |
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28: GAM028 Risen
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This week we meet a movie that's out of our league, but only by a little. Join Eli, Noah, and Heath as they head out for a field trip and learn how the Jesus story would have played out had it been a buddy cop flick in our atheist review of Risen.---You should really check out the preview for next week's movie. It's more insane than you can possibly imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HytrGnnz8
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Mar 01, 2016 |
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27: GAM027 I'm in Love with a Church Girl
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This week, former senior writer for the Onion and current writer for Comedy Central's @Midnight Jocelyn Richard joins us to break down a story about a man and a woman, and that's pretty much it. This conflictless love story pits master thesbian Ja Rule across from the girl from Cuttin' Da Mustard and generates precisely the kind of onscreen chemistry that casting would suggest. Join us for a story of love, all-inclusive resort plugs, and unatoned felonies in I'm in Love with a Church Girl.---
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Feb 23, 2016 |
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26: GAM026 Unconditional
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In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix. It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who killed her husband, even though the only description she has to work with is "african american male." So listen in as we desperately try to fill an entire episode with a movie where nothing actually ever happens; Unconditional.---
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out the band's Facebook page.
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Feb 15, 2016 |
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25: Gam025 Christian Mingle
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This week, Eli, Heah, and Noah are joined by the hilarious Chelsea Davison to break down a heartwarming story of petty problems, woeful lack of chemistry, and filling out webforms. Christian Mingle tells the story of shallow, paternalistic views on imagined white people problems amidst the backdrop of a storm-ravaged town in Mexico that just stays storm ravaged.---If you'd like to hear more from Chelsea Davison, you can follow her on Twitter, or check out her website.---
Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from them, you can check out their Facebook Page.
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Feb 09, 2016 |
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24: GAM024 WWJD 3: The Journey Continues...
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In this week's episode, we polish off the grand finale of the WWJD trilogy with an installment that maintains the series' continuity by having nothing to do with the other ones, just like the sequel. Dr. T joins us to recount a story of tragedy, heartache, and not hurting anyone.If you'd like to follow Dr. T on Twitter, trust us, you'll just want to click here.Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more check out their Facebook page.
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Feb 02, 2016 |
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23: Gam023 WWJD2: The Woodcarver
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down the sequel to last week's homage to things happening randomly and in questionable focus; What Would Jesus Do 2: The Woodcarver. This nearly impossible to properly punctuate sequel adds an Oscar eligible performance from Christian movie powerhouse John Ratzenberger, to answer the age old question of what gay GILF porn would look like if you took out all the sex.---Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.
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Jan 26, 2016 |
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22: Gam022 What Would Jesus Do?
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This week we meet a drifter with a heart of gold and no idea how humanity works. In a small California town with a bafflingly robust homeless population, a Jesus analog enters the lives of six community theater rejects; leaving both the characters and the viewers pondering one simple question... WTF? Or, as they titled their movie (based on the bracelet of the same name) What Would Jesus Do?---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from him, check out their Facebook Page.
If you'd like to hear more from Anna Phyllis Smith, you can check her website as well.
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Jan 19, 2016 |
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21: GAM021 Little Boy
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This week Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Little Boy, the true story of Jesus giving nuclear bomb powers to an 8 year old so that he could massacre Japanese civilians by the thousands during World War II. Terrible apologetics, an awful portrayal of stage magicians, and a plot that forces him to repeatedly pronounce the world "nuclear" combine to create the perfect storm of misery for Eli. And as if that's not enough, the movie also includes hate crimes committed without consequence.
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Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook page.
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Jan 12, 2016 |
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20: GAM020 Heaven's Door
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath tackle a movie about little girl who has the ability to cure cancer, AIDS, heart disease, and kidney failure, but instead uses it to cure hamsters with indigestion. But when her atheist mother finds out, she puts a stop to all this magical altruism in a hurry in Heaven's Door.---
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from them, check out their Facebook page.
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Jan 05, 2016 |
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19: GAM019 Loving the Bad Man
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This week, Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance join us to break down a tale of a live triangle between a woman, her rapist, and her stalker. Join us as we see exactly how many offended emails a podcast can fit into a single inbox, as we tackle the most disturbing film we've encountered so far, Loving the Bad Man.---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from them, check out their Facebook Page.
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Dec 29, 2015 |
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18: GAM018 Christmas Angel
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This week comedian Rebecca Vigil joins Heath, Noah, and Eli to break down Christmas Angel, a movie that was just dissimilar enough from Touched by an Angel not to violate any copyrights. Listen in as we move one depressing step closer to having seen Kevin Sorbo's entire filmography.If you had as much fun with musical comedian Rebecca Vigil as much as we did, you should follow her on Twitter.
Our theme music was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from him, check out their Facebook page.
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Dec 22, 2015 |
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17: GAM017 Silver Bells
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Silver Bells, the story of a man whose competitive ways lead to criminal trouble when he accidentally hits somebody with a basketball just as all American jurisprudence disappears from the earth. He's sentenced to Christianity, where he learns that winning isn't everything, and homeless people eat flour.---Our theme song is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. To hear more from them, check out their Facebook Page.
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Dec 15, 2015 |
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16: GAM016 What If...
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This week, Heath makes a triumphant return to welcome guest masochist Michael Marshall; Project Director of the Good Thinking Society, co-host of Skeptics with a K, and host of Be Reasonable. Together, we take on What If…; the story of It’s a Wonderful Life, but in reverse. We watch Kevin Sorbo turn from a successful, philanthropic, considerate investment banker, to a failed reverend in a termite infested church, thanks to a little bit of head trauma.
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If you’d like to hear more from Marsh, check him out on Skeptics with a K or Be Reasonable. You can also learn more about the Good Thinking Society if you’d like.
Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more from him, you can check out the band’s Facebook page.
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Dec 08, 2015 |
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15: Gam015 Prodigal Planet
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In this week's episode, Eli and Noah reach the belated end of the Thief in the Night quadrilogy with a story of fiction's tidiest nuclear disaster. Join the petulant Christian, the sheep-haired 80s chick, the nuclear biologist, Jimmy the Mutant, and a sentient stocking full of mashed potatoes as they navigate the post-apocalyptic hellscape of radiation and helicopters.---If you'd like to hear more from Evil Giraffes on Mars, check out their Facebook page.If you'd like to hear more from Anna Phyllis Smith, check out her website.
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Dec 01, 2015 |
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14: GAM014 Image of the Beast
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This week Eli and Noah tackle the third film in the Thief in the Night series, Image of the Beast. And as we descend further into hellscape of Russell S. Doughten's untreated mental illness, we find that computers are evil, Satan has a pretty good lawyer on retainer, and there will be locusts. Glorious, glorious locusts.---Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook page.
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Nov 24, 2015 |
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13: GAM013 A Distant Thunder
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In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle the second movie in the infamous A Thief in the Night series; A Distant Thunder. This is the story of the all the stuff the girl dreamed about in the first movie happening in real life; which basically means it's the story of the first movie, but all the actors are six years older. With a bold redefinition of cinematic insanity, this film more than lives up to its infamous reputation and includes one of the most disturbingly fanatical endings in the history of the moving picture.---Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more of his music, check out their Facebook Page.
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Nov 17, 2015 |
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12: GAM012 A Thief in the Night
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This week, Eli and Noah break down our most oft-requested film; A Thief in the Night. This launches a three part (or possibly four part if we can take it) series on one of the a movie that's horrible production quality pales in comparison to it's psychological abuse of a moral.---
Our theme was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars, and was used with permission. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook page here.The music for "I Hate This F*cking Movie" was performed by Anna Phyllis Smith, who you can hear more from on her website.
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Nov 10, 2015 |
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11: GAM011 Redeemed
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In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle Redeemed, a movie about how thinking about having a platonic, purely conversational relationship with a person you aren't married to will destroy your marriage.
Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars.
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Nov 03, 2015 |
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10: GAM010 The Lock In
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This week, Eli and Noah break down The Lock In, a movie that carves out its own genre somewhere between "found footage horror", and "My bad, I thought I'd turned the camera off." When three friends find a nudie magazine in a dumpster, it never occurs to them that it might be possessed by demons, because that would be insane. But that's actually what happens in this vapid waste of pixels.
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The music used in this episode was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick. If you'd like to hear more, check out his band, Evil Giraffes on Mars, on Facebook.
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Oct 27, 2015 |
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9: GAM009 Last Ounce of Courage
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In this week's episode, comedian Micah Sherman joins us to break down a movie so jingoistic the American flags are made up of smaller American flags. Last Ounce of Courage is a retelling of The Grinch That Stole Christmas from the point of view of the mayor of Whoville, a Vietnam veteran whose obsession with Jesus stems from untreated PTSD.If you'd like to hear more from Micah, you can check him out HERE, or you can check out his comedy album here.And if you'd like to hear more from our maestro, Ryan Slotnick, you can check out Evil Giraffes on Mars.Special thanks for sound effects.
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Oct 20, 2015 |
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8: GAM008 Catching Faith
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In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath break down Catching Faith; a movie based on a Christian coloring book for grown-ups that revolves around a mother's tireless effort to snitch on her teenage son for drinking and destroy his football dreams in the process. And it's as bad as that sounds.And if you'd like to hear more from our maestro, Ryan Slotnick, check out Evil Giraffes on Mars's Facebook Page.
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Oct 13, 2015 |
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7: GAM007 Brother White
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In this week’s episode, special guest masochist Nick Morgan-Moore joins us to break down Brother White, a movie that falls somewhere in the racism spectrum between War Room and Mein Kampf.
If you can’t get enough of Nick’s sexy Australian accent, you can also hear him on The Imaginary Friends Show and The Atheist Apocalypse. You can also follow him on Twitter, or subscribe to his YouTube Channel.
And if you’d like to hear more from our maestro, Ryan Slotnick, you can check out Evil Giraffes on Mars.
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Oct 06, 2015 |
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6: GAM006 Left Behind: World at War
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In this week's episode, we tackle the exciting conclusion to the exciting conclusion to the Left Behind trilogy, and rejoice in not having to watch another Kirk Cameron movie next week.By the way, if anybody's up for Eli's Brother White preview challenge, you can find the preview here.
If you'd like to hear more from Ryan Slotnick, you can check out Evil Giraffes on Mars as well.
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Sep 29, 2015 |
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5: GAM005 Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force
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This week we tackle Left Behind 2: Tribulation Force, described by critics as the Attack of the Clones of Kirk Cameron's filmography. In this film, a team of post-apocalyptic Christians team up to worship the guy whose plan the apocalypse was; while impotently trying to stop the thing they all agree is both necessary and inevitable.
Special thanks to guest masochist Nick Carillo, without whom this episode would not have had Nick Carillo in it.
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Sep 22, 2015 |
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4: GAM004 Left Behind (2000)
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In this episode, we embark upon an entire trilogy of increasingly crazy Kirk Cameron apocalypse movies. We break down part one of the Left Behind triology with the help of special guest masochist Devin Heater.If you'd like to follow Devin on Twitter, you can do so here.
If you'd like to learn more about Devin's show, GUS (Generic Underground Shelter), you can follow them on Facebook, Twitter, or Instragram.
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Sep 15, 2015 |
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3: GAM003 War Room
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War Room, the story of a magical black woman teaching someone how to overcome emotional abuse by talking to an invisible wizard in a closet. Not only is it the least interesting to ever contain the word “war” in the title; it’s also probably the least interesting movie about closets.
If you'd like to hear more from guest masochist Keisha Zollar, you can find more of work at the following links.
Keisha's podcast, The Soul Glo Project.
Keisha's web series In Game
Keisha's website KeishaZollar.com
And, of course, if you enjoyed the music in this episode, you can hear more from the talented Ryan Slotnick here:
Evil Giraffes on Mars
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Sep 08, 2015 |
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2: GAM002 No Greater Love
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No Greater Love, a story of forbidden love, scenery chewing, and musical montages that starts boring and ends crazy. Join Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, Noah Lugeons, and special guest Meg Griffiths for our review.
Meg’s website: http://www.meggriffiths.com/
Meg’s Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MegGriffiths
Evil Giraffes on Mars: http://evilgiraffesonmars.com/
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Sep 01, 2015 |
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1: GAM001 Miracle Man
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If you'd like to watch Miracle Man for free (not recommended), you can find it here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfQDU3Lphrs
If you'd like to hear more of Ryan Slotnick (recommended), you can find him here.Evil Giraffes on Mars
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Aug 25, 2015 |