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 Aug 29, 2021
clever and funny as hell

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 Dec 5, 2020
Needs at least a little more Madge content.


 Sep 13, 2020

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

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380: Vaxxed II
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Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England.
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Nov 29, 2022
379: One Church
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This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of One Church, the story of a dystopian future where everyone is forced to belong to the same church, and the only cure is ... everyone belonging to the same different church.
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Nov 22, 2022
378: Seventy Times Seven
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This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of Seventy Times Seven, a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after.
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Nov 15, 2022
377: Years of the Beast
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once more for an atheist review of Years of the Beast, the story of yet another rapture movie. Where all the rapture movie stuff happens, but none of the good rapture stuff does.
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Nov 08, 2022
376: Gam376 Halloween Hero
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Halloween Hero, the story of a suicidal cop meeting a 12 year old girl and deciding to keep her.
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Nov 01, 2022
375: JeruZalem
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This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of JeruZalem, the story of two young women failing the Bechdel test even as all the men in their lives are turned into demonic zombies.
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Oct 25, 2022
374: HiTops
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This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear.
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Oct 18, 2022
373: The Reconciler
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Reconciler, the story of a bunch of Christians watching Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism."
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Oct 11, 2022
372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot
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This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe.
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Oct 04, 2022
371: The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus
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This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a skeptical review of The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus, the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing.

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Sep 27, 2022
370: Crossfire (1979)
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On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire, a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right.
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Sep 20, 2022
369: My Son Hunter
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter, the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie.
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Sep 13, 2022
368: Princess Cut
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This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy.
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Sep 06, 2022
367: The Last Vampire on Earth
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it.
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Aug 30, 2022
366: The Trial
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial, a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial.
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Aug 23, 2022
365: The Secret
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Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret. It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not.
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Aug 16, 2022
364: In Search of Dudley Dumpling
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The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling. It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity.
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Aug 09, 2022
363: Hardflip
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead.
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Aug 02, 2022
362: Dying to be Heard
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This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard, the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch.
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Jul 26, 2022
361: The Prince of Egypt
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This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt, and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with.
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Jul 19, 2022
360: Late One Night
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This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night, the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along.
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Jul 12, 2022
359: Taken by Grace
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This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace, the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint.
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Jul 05, 2022
358: Noah's Shark
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark, and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about.
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Jun 28, 2022
357: The Lion of Judah
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This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on.
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Jun 21, 2022
356: Knowing
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Knowing; a film that asks "what if angels are aliens and the protagonist never mattered?"
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Jun 14, 2022
355: A View to a Kill
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This week, Moishe joins us to talk about the very worst selection in the James Bond franchise.
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Jun 07, 2022
354: Mayflower II
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This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Mayflower II, the story of a group of plucky Christians taking their ball and going home.
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May 31, 2022
353: In Gramps' Shoes
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This week, Genetically Modified Skeptic joins us for an atheist review of In Gramps' Shoes, the story of Donald James Parker paying a bunch of people to tell him how young he looks and how impressive his athletic skills are.
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May 24, 2022
352: Mountain Top
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountain Top, the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do.

Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45
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All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
May 17, 2022
351: Journey to Hell - Live from Toronto
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This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell, the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something.
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May 10, 2022
350: Rigged
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This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess what the movie is saying was "rigged."
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May 03, 2022
349: Father Stu
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu, the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died.
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Apr 26, 2022
348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club
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This week, we watch old people eat.
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Apr 19, 2022
347: Redemption Way
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redemption Way, the story of a Christian woman being horribly inconvenienced by the impending death of her irreligious friend.
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Apr 12, 2022
346: Eat the Sun
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for Eat the Sun, a documentary that asks if people really need to eat food and avoid staring directly into the sun. Because there's no question with an obvious enough answer when you're a nutter.
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Apr 05, 2022
345: Buying Time
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of Buying Time, the story of cars revving their engines, mostly. Also some heavy handed Jesus stuff and the occasional random GOP talking point.
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Mar 29, 2022
344: !Hero: The Rock Opera
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of !Hero: The Rock Opera, that asks the oft asked question "What if the Jesus myth happened in modern day America?" and answers it with all the uninspired gimmicks we've come to expect. But way more rap.
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Mar 22, 2022
343: The Chosen
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This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen. It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory.
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Mar 15, 2022
342: The 6th Day
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This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli and Heath for a skeptical review of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic cloning philosophy action thriller The 6th Day.
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Mar 08, 2022
341: Level
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of the flat-earth documentary Level, the story of what the people who aren't thinking are thinking.
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Mar 01, 2022
340: Redeeming Love
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redeeming Love, the story of a woman being traumatized for two hours while some Christian guy keeps forgiving her for being the victim of crimes.
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Feb 22, 2022
339: Atlas Shrugged Part III: Who is John Galt?
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This week, Cecil joins us to roast review the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy. You MUST be wondering how bad the kompromat is that we're using to blackmail him into doing ALL THREE of these movies.
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Feb 15, 2022
338: Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike
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This week, Cecil joins us for a movie that asks "what if all the bosses went on strike?", and then, upon realizing that it would be awesome literally no matter how you measure it, added "...and set all their stuff on fire on the way out?"
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Feb 08, 2022
337: Atlas Shrugged, Part One
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This week, we step away from religious cinema, but not away from nonsensical fantasies that can only perpetuate themselves through cultish reinforcement and a willing suspension of logic.
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Feb 01, 2022
336: American Underdog
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of American Underdog, the story of American football legend Kurt Warner before he was a legend -- or, in fact, did any interesting thing whatsoever.
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Jan 25, 2022
335: Prayer Never Fails
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Prayer Never Fails, the story of ... prayer repeatedly failing. Both on screen and off.
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Jan 18, 2022
334: Grace of God
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Grace of God, the story of a thirty grand being stolen from a church, and the congregation's desperate attempt not to figure out who did it.
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Jan 11, 2022
333: Vindication Episode 2
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Vindication, episode 2. In this Pureflix original drama, Detective Travis spends most of his time barking up the wrong tree and then solves the case with the same kind of blind happenstance we associate with Inspector Gadget.
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Jan 04, 2022
332: A Karate Christmas Miracle
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This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle, the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there.
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Dec 28, 2021
331: An American Carol
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of An American Carol, the story of the least talented third of Abrams, Zucker, and Zucker winning a shower argument with his liberal niece.
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Dec 21, 2021
330: The Laws of the Universe Part 0
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This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult.
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Dec 14, 2021
329: Demolition Man
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This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas.
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Dec 07, 2021
328: Full Court Miracle
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This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax.
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Nov 30, 2021
327: The Favorite
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite, the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again.
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Nov 23, 2021
326: Hoovey
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey, the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story.
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Nov 16, 2021
325: Newsboys Under the Bigtop
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This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop, the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like.
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Nov 09, 2021
324: Finding Jesus
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This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus, the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits.
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Nov 02, 2021
323: Bless the Child
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This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child, the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie.
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Oct 26, 2021
322: The Eyes of Tammy Faye
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This week, the gang goes on a field trip to check out The Eyes of Tammy Faye. And, more importantly, they watch Christian audiences slowly realize that this isn't a Pureflix movie.
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Oct 19, 2021
321: God's Not Dead: We the People
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This week, the gang returns for an atheist review of God's Not Dead: We the People, the story of David AR White running out of things to even be imaginarily persecuted by.
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Oct 12, 2021
320: Sons of Thunder Episode 4
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This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, Episode 4, in which Heath will be triggered for about an hour and forty-five minutes by Pureflix's bafflingly misguided effort to bring Poker to the screen.
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Oct 05, 2021
319: Brigham City
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to end Mormon Movie Month not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Sep 28, 2021
318: The Other Side of Heaven 2: The Fire of Faith
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This week, Eli and Noah join forces for an atheist review of The Other Side of Heaven 2: The Fire of Faith, the follow up to the story of child neglect on the part of the church. This sequel takes our hero back to Tonga where he can recall all the ways he was criminally endangered during his mission and expose his young children to those very same dangers.
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Sep 21, 2021
317: The Fighting Preacher
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This week, Dan and Doug of the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of The Fighting Preacher, the story of a ... fighting preacher. They really kind of spoil it in the title, honestly.
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Sep 14, 2021
316: The Work and the Glory
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This week, Shannon Grover and Bryce Blankenagel join us for an atheist review of The Work and the Glory, the story of some people getting conned by Joseph Smith so good that people making a movie about it 200 years later still don't realize it was a con.
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Sep 07, 2021
315: Elizabeth's Gift
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Elizabeth's Gift, the heartwarming story about a mom with a dead kid, a kid with a dead mom, and the arms deal that brings them together.
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Aug 31, 2021
314: A Teenage Conflict
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This week, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff of the Friendly Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of A Teenage Conflict, where we explore the dark and dangerous world of children learning facts and the terrifying world it might lead to.---
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Aug 24, 2021
313: Only God Can
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Only God Can, the story of several actors reading from a script in front of a camera. Sorry, this one doesn't have enough plot to fill out a whole summary.
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Aug 17, 2021
312: Vindication (Episode 1)
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This week, Moishe joins us to discuss a show about boring people not quite having an affair.
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Aug 10, 2021
311: Soul Surfer
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On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Soul Surfer, the story of the problem of evil, as told by a shark.
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Aug 03, 2021
310: Unidentified
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Unidentified, the story of Rich Christiano feeling like the "but what if they're demons?" question wasn't being asked enough about the UFO phenomenon.
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Jul 27, 2021
309: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day
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This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film.
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Jul 20, 2021
308: After School
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of After School, the most boobtastic film in the history of God Awful Movies - and I'm gonna go ahead and put my chips down, the most boobtastic film in the future of the show as well.
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Jul 13, 2021
307: Courageous
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This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of Courageous, the story of a corrupt cop, a dead daughter, a 5K run, a parenting pledge, a down on his luck construction worker, and absolutely no connective tissue.
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Jul 06, 2021
306: Super Kids Academy - Episode 1
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This week, Marsh joins us to watch kids try (and fail) to clap in rhythm.
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Jun 29, 2021
305: The Encounter Episode One: The Heist
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This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight are back to take on Pureflix's favorite Jesus in the TV series spin off of their "popular" film The Encounter.
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Jun 22, 2021
304: The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins the guys for an atheist review of The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It, the story of how, if anything, we didn't panic enough about Satanism back in the eighties.
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Hear more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up On Aisle 45
Jun 15, 2021
303: Censored
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This week, guest masochist Patrick Davis joins us for a review of Censored, the story of a bunch of bigots who thinks nobody wanting to listen to them is the same as them not being allowed to talk.
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Jun 08, 2021
302: Sons of Thunder, Episode 3
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This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison.
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Jun 01, 2021
301: Cutback
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Cutback, the story of a screenwriter assassinating every plot thread he comes up with two scenes after it's established. And also, subpar surfing montages.
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May 25, 2021
300: 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
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This week, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us for one of the most joyously awful movies we've watched to date.
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May 18, 2021
299: A Week Away
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On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music.
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May 11, 2021
298: Flatliners
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On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990). We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher.
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May 04, 2021
297: Absolute Interference
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of Absolute Interference, the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro.
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Apr 27, 2021
296: Lazer Us
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it.
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Apr 20, 2021
295: Roe v Wade
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This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of Roe v Wade, the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again.
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Apr 13, 2021
294: God, Where Are You?
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question.
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Apr 06, 2021
293: Bells of Innocence
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This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of The Bells of Innocence, the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot.
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Mar 30, 2021
292: The God Question
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On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of The God Question, the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie.
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Mar 23, 2021
291: The Atheist Religion
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On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Atheist Religion, the story of Matt Powell deciding that things he doesn't understand are impossible, and then presenting an embarrassingly long list of things he doesn't understand.
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Mar 16, 2021
290: Drive Angry
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On this week's episode: Eli and Heath are joined by Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for an atheist review of Drive Angry, known for its MASTERFUL performances by Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner.
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Mar 09, 2021
289: Hunter's Creed
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hunter's Creed, the story of us trying to figure out what Dog the Bounty Hunter is even going for.
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Mar 02, 2021
288: Run, Hide, Fight
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This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it.
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Feb 23, 2021
287: Absolute Proof
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This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence.
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Feb 16, 2021
286: A Courtship
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On this week's episode: We're joined by veteran guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for an atheist review of the Christian misogyny documentary A Courtship.
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Feb 09, 2021
285: The Order of Rights
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On this week's episode, we're joined by guest masochist AG of Mueller, She Wrote for a secular review of The Order of Rights; the story of a 30 year old teenager suing his girlfriend for joint custody of her uterus.
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Feb 02, 2021
284: The Healing Field
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Healing Field, the story of nonsense on a stick.
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Jan 26, 2021
283: Hearts are Trump
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On this week's episode, Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments joins us for an atheist review of Hearts are Trump, the story of a very, very sad little old man who was really, really sure Trump was gonna win again. But he was wrong. And so he's even sadder now.
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Jan 19, 2021
282: Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss the Evangelical snuff play "Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames", the story of people dying and burning in Hell for eternity because they were born in the wrong country.
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Jan 12, 2021
281: The Laws of the Sun
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On this week's episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic The Laws of the Sun.
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Jan 05, 2021
280: Sons of Thunder: Episode 2
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On this week's episode: Noah, Eli, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder: Episode 2, the story of violent bigots learning about Jesus in slow motion.
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Dec 29, 2020
279: Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas
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On this week's episode, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas, the heartwarming story of how much worse religious people are at comedy than us.
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Dec 22, 2020
278: Mistletoe and Menorahs
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This week, guest masochist Rachel Wax joins us for an atheist review of "Mistletoe and Menorahs", the story of a woman who has no non-Christmas knowledge and an American who has somehow barely ever heard of it and their incredibly boring first couple of dates.
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Dec 15, 2020
277: The Borrowed Christmas
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "The Borrowed Christmas", the story of a wealthy Christian dude renting children from an orphanage.
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Dec 08, 2020
276: Christmas on the Square
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This week, we make jokes about Dolly Parton and feel really bad about it later.
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Dec 01, 2020
275: Beckman
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This week, Luke Barnett joins us to review Beckman, the story of David AR White being pretty darn sure he's still young enough to do martial arts scenes.
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Nov 24, 2020
274: Agent Emes Episode 3
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This week, Moishe joins us for the Case of the Missing Pushka, the story of a bunch of stereotypes being brazenly reinforced.
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Nov 17, 2020
273: Climate Hustle 2
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On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria from the Talk Nerdy podcast joins us to shill for Big Polar Bear.
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Nov 10, 2020
272: Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "Petey Wheatstraw", the story of the cut throat world of 1970s stand up comedy, and the role that Satan, Prince of Darkness, plays in the same.
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Nov 03, 2020
271: Trump 2024
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the drug-induced fever dream that is "Trump 2024." It's the story of a bunch of apocalypse nuts trying to talk around the fact that no historical figure has ever better matched up with the anti-Christ than Trump.
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Oct 27, 2020
270: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, the true story of a Catholic Priest murdering a young girl for being mentally ill and then not getting punished for it.
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Oct 20, 2020
269: The Reaping
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Reaping", the story of some screenwriters who were pretty sure they could remember all ten plagues without looking it up.
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Oct 13, 2020
268: The First Power
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This week, the Halloween Spook-tacular begins with "The First Power", the 1990 story of a bunch of producers not quite realizing Lou Diamond Phillips' career was over yet.
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Oct 06, 2020
267: Rumors of Wars
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This week, Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Rumors of Wars", the story of a Christian screenwriter thinking he was Christopher Nolan and winding up hopelessly confused and lost inside his own movie.
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Sep 29, 2020
266: The Red Pill
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss "The Red Pill", the story of a fake feminists asking fake questions of real misogynists.
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Sep 22, 2020
265: Adam's Testament
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Adam's Testament, the story of a whole bunch of unrelated plot points all getting spilled into the same script.
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Sep 15, 2020
264: Megiddo: Omega Code 2
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Megiddo: Omega Code 2", the story of a bunch of writers trying to figure out where the colon goes in a sequel title and giving up before they resolved it.
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Sep 08, 2020
263: Flywheel
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Flywheel, the story of... a flywheel. And a guy. And that's pretty much as much of a plot description as it earns.
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Sep 01, 2020
262: Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Michael Marshall for a skeptical review of Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation.

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Aug 25, 2020
261: The Omega Code
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Omega Code, the story of bad screenwriters trying to figure out how to shoe horn in as many of the twelve million convoluted elements of end time theology as possible into two boring hours. 
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Aug 18, 2020
260: Fire by Nite Episode 3
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This week Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "Fire by Nite", the Christian version of Saturday Night Live without all the sex, alcohol, and references to staying up late and possibly missing church.
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Aug 11, 2020
259: Out of Shadows
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This week, the guys team up for a skeptical review of "Out of Shadows", the story about how the CIA did... something. And it was bad. And it involved pizza, and John Podesta's emails, and Disneyland. It really isn't clear.
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Aug 04, 2020
258: Down to Earth, Episode 2: France
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Zac Efron's pseudoscience Netflix series, Down to Earth. We watched episode 2, entitled "France."

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You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience
His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast
All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com

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Jul 28, 2020
257: Heaven's War
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Heaven's War, the story of all the movie plots ever conceived being thrown together in a blender and then poured over a bunch of grown men playing swords.
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Jul 21, 2020
256: Transformed
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This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman.
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Jul 14, 2020
255: Geronimo
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Geronimo, the story of a depressed teen and all the people with way more problems in their lives that set those aside for a minute to deal with his stuff.
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Jul 07, 2020
254: Mr. Krueger's Christmas
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This week, Eli returns for an atheist review of "Mr. Krueger's Christmas", the story of Heath in thirty years, except he's Christian in this one. And Jimmy Stewart.
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Jun 30, 2020
253: The Cokeville Miracle
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Cokeville Miracle; a movie that will try to sell the bombing of an elementary school as a miracle, even though the only miraculous thing is that we managed to find jokes to tell about it.
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Jun 23, 2020
252: Pornography: The Great Lie
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This week, guest masochist Moishe joins us for an atheist review of Mormon anti-porn propaganda about how looking at naked pictures can steal your soul away and turn you into a criminal.
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Jun 16, 2020
251: One Man's Treasure
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On this week’s episode: We team up with Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug from The How-To Heretic for a review of One Man's Treasure. If you loved National Treasure 2, but you missed the logical deductions of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day, you will love this movie.
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Jun 09, 2020
250: The Avenging Angel
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On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us.
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Jun 02, 2020
249: Extreme Days
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue.
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May 26, 2020
248: Gam248 Plandemic
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way.
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May 19, 2020
247: Signs
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On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera.
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May 12, 2020
246: Assassin 33 A.D.
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD, a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening.
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May 05, 2020
245: Alison's Choice
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice.
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Apr 28, 2020
244: The Great Culling: Our Water
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water.
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Apr 21, 2020
243: The Adventures of Chris Fable
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On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable.
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Apr 14, 2020
242: Ambushed!
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This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show.
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Apr 07, 2020
241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)
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On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them.
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Mar 31, 2020
240: Prayer of the Rollerboys
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On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie Prayer of the Rollerboys.
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Mar 24, 2020
239: Sons of Thunder, Episode 1
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again.
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Mar 17, 2020
238: Jerusalem Countdown
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This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible.
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Mar 10, 2020
237: The Goop Lab: Are You Intuit?
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve.
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Mar 03, 2020
236: The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde
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This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing.
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Feb 25, 2020
235: Belle and the Beast
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This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason but the fact that she's the love interest.

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Feb 18, 2020
234: GAM234 Sing Over Me
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On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of "Sing Over Me", a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.---
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Feb 11, 2020
233: The Goop Lab Ep5: The Energy Experience
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On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience."
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Feb 04, 2020
232: The Boondock Saints
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On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like.
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Jan 28, 2020
231: Love Waits
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This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy.
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Jan 21, 2020
230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
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This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show.
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Jan 14, 2020
229: Gam229 Badge of Faith
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This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it.
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Jan 07, 2020
228: Loving Leah
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This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect.
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Dec 31, 2019
227: Wish for Christmas
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority.
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Dec 24, 2019
226: Santa With Muscles
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle.
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Dec 17, 2019
225: Santa Claus
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's.
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Dec 10, 2019
224: Gam224 Savior
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out."  But with an accent.
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Dec 03, 2019
223: GAM223 Pumpkin Pie Wars
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On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so.
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Nov 26, 2019
222: The Story of Mankind
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This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film.
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Nov 19, 2019
221: Gam221 Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents.
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Nov 12, 2019
220: Gramps Goes to College
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This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex.
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Nov 05, 2019
219: The Reliant
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This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment.
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Oct 29, 2019
218: Doorways to Danger
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board.
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Oct 22, 2019
217: Along Came the Devil
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips.
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Oct 15, 2019
216: GAM216 The Devil Within Her
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This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us.
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Oct 08, 2019
215: Can I Get a Witness Protection?
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On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline.
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Oct 01, 2019
214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)
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This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it.
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Sep 24, 2019
213: Rocky V
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On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off.

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Sep 17, 2019
212: GAM212 The Healing
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On this week's episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of "The Healing"; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a homeless, broke, unemployed, undignified person without the alcohol.

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Sep 10, 2019
211: What the Health?
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This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of "That the Health?", the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on 'stuff he done found on the googles.'

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Sep 03, 2019
210: Overcomer
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron.
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Aug 27, 2019
209: Come What May
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments.
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Aug 20, 2019
208: 7 Reasons
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This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone.
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Aug 13, 2019
207: Shark Exorcist
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This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark.
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Aug 06, 2019
206: GAM206 Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)
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This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep.
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Jul 30, 2019
205: Deadly Attraction
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On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie.

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Jul 23, 2019
204: The Mystical Laws
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On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie.
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Jul 16, 2019
203: Beyond and Back
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This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that.

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You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience
His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast
All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com

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Jul 09, 2019
202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses
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This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews."

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Jul 02, 2019
201: How Rare a Possession
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable.

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Jun 25, 2019
200: The Best Two Years
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This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life.
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Jun 18, 2019
199: The Other Side of Heaven
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This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in this century.
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Jun 11, 2019
198: GAM198 Legacy: The Story of the Mormon Pioneers
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This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google.
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Jun 04, 2019
197: Gam197 Abby
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece.
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May 28, 2019
196: Gam196 Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception
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This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis. --- Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
May 21, 2019
195: Over the Top
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On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
May 14, 2019
194: Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer
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This week, Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer"; the story of a movie 'based on a true story' that start lying before the title is over. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
May 07, 2019
193: The Fool
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "The Fool", the story of Ray Comfort desperately trying to revise history in such a way that he's been in on the joke the whole time. It turns out we've been laughing WITH him this whole time. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Apr 30, 2019
192: Gam192 Breakthrough Live from the American Atheist Conference
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This week, we team up live in Cincinnati, Ohio from the American Atheist Conference for an atheist review of "Breakthrough", the story of god deciding not to kill one of the hundred of thousands of children he drowns every year. It's like watching the Noah story backwards. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Apr 23, 2019
191: Gam191 Flat Earth Clues (8-14)
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On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber. --- Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Apr 16, 2019
190: GAM190 Flat Earth Clues (1-7)
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This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it. --- Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Apr 09, 2019
189: Gam189 Unplanned
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth* *Truth not included. * * * Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ * * * If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ --- Abby Johnson is a liar link dump : The abortion she saw never happened:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Johnson_(activist)  She got yelled at at work so she turned over doctor and patient records to terrorists : https://www.salon.com/2009/11/03/planned_parenthood_2/  She actually left work cause she didn’t want to work Saturdays and got yelled at:  https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/the-convert/  She didn’t “win” anything: https://web.archive.org/web/20110713174843/http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/69764852.html 
Apr 02, 2019
188: GAM188 Dead Man Rising
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With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts  All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Mar 26, 2019
187: Gam187 Reefer Madness
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Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Mar 19, 2019
186: Death of a Nation
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On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi". Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Mar 12, 2019
185: The R.I.O.T.
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T."  Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical." Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts   All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Mar 05, 2019
184: Run the Race
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It's a conflict we all lose. --- Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Feb 26, 2019
183: The Missing Christians
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This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos. --- If you'd like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/ --- Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Feb 19, 2019
182: Gam182 The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds
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This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and "Love is for the Byrds", the tale of misogyny writing a movie. --- To come see us live in Denver, [click here](https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver). To hear some of Anna's music, [click here](https://www.annabosnick.com/). --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Feb 12, 2019
181: The Laws of Eternity
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This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman. * * * Hear more from Aaron on [Embrace the Void](https://voidpod.com/) and [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) * * * See us live in Denver on March 9th. [Click here for ticket info](https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver). If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Feb 05, 2019
180: Silence
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This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Jan 29, 2019
179: GAM179 One More Round
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. --- Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows: [Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/) [Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/) [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) [Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/) --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Jan 22, 2019
178: Gam178 Science Falsely So Called
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This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is, at once, the high and low point of our show. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
Jan 15, 2019
177: My First Miracle
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 08, 2019
176: Wide Awake
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is. (Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one in advance of the episode, our sincerest apologies.) --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 01, 2019
175: Christmas Shoes
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 25, 2018
GAM Xmas Bonus: The Core
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Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy! And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on [Patreon here](https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful).
Dec 21, 2018
174: Joseph and Mary
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This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" until everyone believed them. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 18, 2018
173: Gam173 A Little Christmas Business
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel Baldwin. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 11, 2018
172: The Last Straw
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Last Straw", the story of straw. Seriously, there's no other connective tissue in this film. It's just straw. --- Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 04, 2018
171: Ember Days
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks would become the second worst life decision he made. ---  If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 27, 2018
170: GAM170 Saved by Grace
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Saved by Grace", the story of a washed up child actor settling for what he can get. --- For details about **Vulgarity for Charity**, click here: [https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/](https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/) --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 20, 2018
169: The Killing of Satan
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Killing of Satan", the story of... something that doesn't lend itself to summary. --- For more details about **Vulgarity for Charity**, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 13, 2018
168: The Trump Prophecy
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Trump Prophecy", the story of a mentally ill person being exploited by a college of imaginary education. --- For more details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 06, 2018
167: The Remaining
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 30, 2018
166: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon
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This week, the gang teams up live from QED in Manchester, England for a skeptical review of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon", the story of how to get punched by an astronaut if that's what you're into. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 23, 2018
165: GAM165 Loose Change
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This week, the gang teams up live from London with special guest masochists Andy Wilson (from the InKredulous podcast) and Michael Marshall from Be Reasonable. * * * If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R * * * If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 16, 2018
164: The Devil's Advocate
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This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "The Devil's Advocate"; the story of Al Pacino watching Keanu Reaves try to act. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 09, 2018
163: GAM163 God Friended Me
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "God Friended Me" and learn what it's like for cops to watch cop shows. --- Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 02, 2018
162: Faith Like Potatoes
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of "Faith Like Potatoes", the story of the plight of white people in apartheid South Africa. No, seriously. --- Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 25, 2018
161: Where is Good?
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm making it sound. --- Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 18, 2018
160: O.B.A.M. Nude
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This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you it was about, but trust us, it's about a giant baby. --- Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 11, 2018
159: GAM159 New World Order
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out. --- Check out more of Thomas Smith on [Serious Inquiries Only](https://seriouspod.com/), The [Opening Arguments](https://openargs.com/) Podcast, [Philosophers in Space](https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/), and [Comedy Shoeshine](https://comedyshoeshine.com/). --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 04, 2018
158: GAM158 The Climate Hustle
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This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real. --- You can hear more from Cara here: https://www.carasantamaria.com/ --- See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 28, 2018
157: The Perfect Stranger
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about. --- See us live in London October 6th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 21, 2018
156: Voiceless
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies. --- Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 14, 2018
155: GAM155 Bibleman Episode 4
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4\. It was actually episode 2 of season 2\. So don't be surprised if you're a little lost. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 07, 2018
154: The Unmiracle
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot. --- To see us live in London in October, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 31, 2018
153: GAM153: Masterless
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On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself. --- See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R  --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 24, 2018
152: GAM152 Sunday School Musical
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This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that just barely made it out in time to catch the "grandma who might think it's High School Musical" wave. --- See Rebecca's show! She's always that funny. Find out more here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/ --- If you’d like to see us live in London in October, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 ---  If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 17, 2018
151: GAM151 Bibleman - Episode 1
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of Bibleman.  --- To see us live in London on October 6th, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 10, 2018
150: GAM150 God's Army 2: States of Grace
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This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going on a Mormon mission is an unrelenting series of action sequences. --- For more info on our 10/6 live show in London, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 03, 2018
149: The Singles Ward
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 26, 2018
148: GAM148 Are you the One?
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Are you the One?", a Mormon short film about a couple that hate each other with every fiber of their being and thus consider not getting married. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 19, 2018
147: Gam147 Doctrines of Grace
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This week, Frank and Dan from the [Thank God I'm Atheist podcast](http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tgiatheist) join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 12, 2018
146: Joseph Smith: Prophet of the Restoration
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This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several months long. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 05, 2018
145: My Daddy is in Heaven
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about.  --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 29, 2018
144: The Moment After II: The Awakening
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's expectations. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, [click here](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729). If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 22, 2018
143: The Moment After
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On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet. --- To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, [click here](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729). --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 15, 2018
142: The Beautiful Truth
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This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running the whole time. --- To check out Natalie's documentary, click here: http://www.sciencemomsdoc.com/ To check out the Parenthetical Science podcast, click here: https://www.parentheticalscience.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 08, 2018
141: Cries of the Unborn
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This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it. Check out Andrew's podcast here: http://openargs.com/ ---  If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 01, 2018
140: Bible Man: Silencing the Gossip Queen
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This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 24, 2018
139: Gam139 Bal Ganesh 2
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 17, 2018
138: The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 10, 2018
137: God's Not Dead: A Light in the Darkness
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 03, 2018
136: Paul: Apostle of Christ
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of Twizzlers in the row in front of us, and nothing more interesting than that happening on screen. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 27, 2018
135: I Can Only Imagine
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places short. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 20, 2018
134: All the King's Horses
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This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again. --- You should follow Chelsea on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chelsea_davison --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 13, 2018
133: Psalty the Songbook Volume One
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This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay again. Get more info about [Nanocon](https://nashvillenones.com/). Get more info about the [American Atheist Convention](https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/). --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 06, 2018
132: Invisible Enemies
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This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and pornography; their collective areas of expertise. To learn more about Philosophers in Space, [click here](https://www.facebook.com/0gPhilosophy/). To check out some of Aaron's other work, [click here](https://voidpod.com/podcasts/). To check out more of Thomas's other stuff, [click here](https://seriouspod.com/).  Or [here](https://openargs.com/).  Or [here](https://comedyshoeshine.com/). --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Feb 27, 2018
131: Samson
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This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of _Samson_. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together. If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Feb 20, 2018
130: The Knight of Daye
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--- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful --- To hear more from Keisha, check out her website: http://www.keishazollar.com/ Or, check our her podcast, Applying it Liberally: http://applyingitliberally.libsyn.com/website --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Feb 13, 2018
129: The Sobbing Stone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each other. Seriously... that's the whole movie. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Feb 06, 2018
128: October Baby
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This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces back together again. To hear/see more of Meg, you should go here: http://www.megandersoncomedy.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 30, 2018
127: Moment of Truth
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 23, 2018
126: Muhammad: The Last Prophet
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This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate. --- This week's episode is brought to you by RXBar. --- To hear more from Callie and Ari, check out the Gaytheist Manifesto: http://www.thegaytheistmanifesto.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 16, 2018
125: Future Tense
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 09, 2018
124: Without Reservation
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This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the first five minutes of the film, and us wishing we were still watching that for the rest of the time. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jan 02, 2018
123: Miracle of 34th Street
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 26, 2017
122: Christmas Gone Viral
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 19, 2017
121: Christmas with a Capital C
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This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas." --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 12, 2017
120: The Star
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Dec 05, 2017
119: Ten of the Top Scientific Truths in the Bible
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This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 28, 2017
118: How Do I Love Thee?
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On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?" Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 21, 2017
117: Bal Ganesh
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes. --- Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 14, 2017
116: The Monster Project
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This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil. --- Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Nov 07, 2017
115: Let There Be Light
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. --- Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 31, 2017
114: The Life Zone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. --- Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 24, 2017
113: The Appointment
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. --- Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 17, 2017
112: Passage to Zarahemla
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In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. --- To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ And to check out their old one, Thank God I'm Atheist, click here: http://www.thankgodimatheist.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 10, 2017
111: GAM111 The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Oct 03, 2017
110: GAM110 Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!
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In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 26, 2017
109: GAM109 The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
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On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 19, 2017
108: GAM108 Hangman's Curse
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 12, 2017
107: GAM107 M 10.28
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about... --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Sep 05, 2017
106: GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head
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This week, Noah learns to speak Jew. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 29, 2017
105: GAM105 Exit: The Appeal of Suicide
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In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 22, 2017
104: GAM104: Dashavatar
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 15, 2017
103: GAM103 Creed of Gold
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On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the fed with antisemitic conspiracy theories and FOIA requests. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 08, 2017
102: GAM102 The Mark 2: Redemption
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On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Aug 01, 2017
101: GAM101 The Mark
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 25, 2017
100: GAM100 Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt
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This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child. --- Be sure to check out the Thinking Atheist podcast for more of Seth's milk chocolaty voice. http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 18, 2017
99: GAM099 Journey to the Sky
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This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a fan gave them without asking what was in them. ---- --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 11, 2017
98: GAM098 Believe
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by refusing to take two substantial pay cuts in a single calendar year. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jul 04, 2017
97: GAM097 Six The Mark Unleashed
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This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, also held prisoner, except he’s a fake prisoner that has to kill the leader of the resistance. Or not, though, because it all turns out to be about satellites. Or, at least, it seems like it until it’s about something else at the end. If you’d like to hear more from Marsh, you can find his podcasts here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/ For more information about the QED conference, click here: https://qedcon.org/ You should also know more about the Good Thinking Society: http://goodthinkingsociety.org/ --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 27, 2017
96: GAM096 Love Different
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can make a painfully racist movie regardless of the color of your skin. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 20, 2017
95: GAM095 The Cross and the Switchblade
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In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 13, 2017
94: GAM094 The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Jun 06, 2017
93: GAM093 The Prophecy II
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This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 30, 2017
92: GAM092 The Prophecy
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 23, 2017
91: GAM091 Heaven Bound
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 16, 2017
90: GAM090 End of Days
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 09, 2017
89: GAM089 Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her. --- To get tickets to our live shows in New York, Seattle, or Salt Lake City, check here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
May 02, 2017
88: GAM088: The Burning Hell - Live from ReasonCon
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This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a Nashville barbecue deciding to play biblical dress up while somebody secretly filmed it. --- If you'd like to help us produce Citation Needed; our new podcast with Tom and Cecil, you can pledge your per episode support here: https://www.patreon.com/citationpod To get tickets to see us live in New York City, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nyc-tickets-33324201584 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 25, 2017
87: GAM087 Revenge of the Vultures 1
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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the fifth film in the Nigerian "Vultures of Horror" series, known in house as "the gift that keeps on giving." --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 18, 2017
86: GAM086 The Case for Christ
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Case for Christ; the story of a man researching a book, when all of a sudden, he writes a book eventually. And that's literally all the movie has to offer in terms of stakes. But it does offer up a cavalcade of tired, silly apologetics to test the limits of Noah's blood pressure. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 11, 2017
85: GAM085 Divination
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for the greatest achievement in the history of visual medium; Divination. It's the story of internal demonic office politics, as well as one man's obsession with another man's procreation. Plus there's a knife grenade. Yes... a knife grenade. --- Our June show has changed dates! If you'd like to see us live on June 9th at the People's Improv Theater in NYC, you'll find tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-nyc-tickets-33324201584 --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Apr 04, 2017
84: GAM084 Old Fashioned
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This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of Old Fashioned; the story of a man who promised god he'd never be alone in a room with a woman if god forgave him for all the consensual boob-filming he did in college. It's a romantic comedy in the sense that they had to put something next to the word "genre" in the description. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 28, 2017
83: GAM083 The Becoming
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Becoming", which we're pretty sure was meant as a movie. With candle-based lighting, wet microphones, sarcastic scoring, and 'free with the unlimited plan' cameras, this series of scarcely coherent scenes competes for the worst film we've ever reviewed. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 21, 2017
82: GAM082 The Shack
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Shack; the story of why you don't see Sam Worthington in more challenging roles. --- If you'd like to take our survey, go to podcast.study and select all of our shows listed that you listen to. Thanks! http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/3379308/24005 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke
Mar 14, 2017
81: GAM081 Reggie's Prayer
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Reggie's Prayer; the story of a millionaire football star who tried to portray a millionaire football star in a movie and failed miserably. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
Mar 07, 2017
80: GAM080 Held for Ransom
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On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Held for Ransom, the real life story of the kidnapping of Eunice Kronholm. Listen as we desperately try to find something to say about this boring, uneventful drudgery for 90 minutes. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
Feb 28, 2017
79: GAM079 Me Again
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Me Again, the story of a pastor spending time in the bodies of a teenage boy, an elderly African American, a gangster, a model, and a fish. But not in a fun way. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
Feb 21, 2017
78: GAM078 The Fight Within
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This week, guest masochist Devin Heater teams up with Eli and Noah for an atheist review of The Fight Within, the story of a patricidal Christian wrestler who punches people for money. And Jesus. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
Feb 14, 2017
77: GAM077 The Resurrection of Gavin Stone
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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Resurrection of Gavin Stone; the story of a washed up, burned out child star turning his life over to Jesus and settling for a four. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
Feb 07, 2017
76: GAM076 Wicked Vultures 2
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