Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
By John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa
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Episodes: 452
Sidre
Feb 4, 2023
Starting out the show is really good. As it goes on, the quality takes a nose dive. Hosts stop showing up, or they just don't play the game. A couple of times an hour and half cast is actually 50 minutes of them not talking about the game.
Cid
Dec 21, 2018
A podcast about playing classic RPGs one chunker at a time! It's like a video game book club. Games range from old classics as Final Fantasy and Phantasy Star to newer classics like Mass Effect and SW: KOTOR. Square Roots is lots of fun!
Description
Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 6 - He Had A Megaphone, Like He's Mister Brightside
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 5 - New Character Just Dropped
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 4 - Put Barret In A Speedo, You Cowards
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 3 - Matt's Funds Drive
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 2 - A Massive Tifa Moment
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 1 - Matt Wants This Episode To Be Called Sluttiroth
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Bayonetta Part 3 - A Pair of Dorks
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Bayonetta Part 2 - We're Too Punk Rock For Ads
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 7 - Hot Butt Office
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 6 - Canadian Psycho
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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The Square Roots 400th Episode Spectacular!
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 5 - Get This Lady Away From My Grey-Ace Crossbowsexual
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 4 - Taking Two Barbie Dolls And Smushing Their Faces Together
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 3 - #YouGotGazooed
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 2 - You're Missing Out On Voice Number 2
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 1 - Fresh from the Phylactory
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Square Rooots Versus (An?) 8-Bit Christmas
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy I Part 1 - I Would Never Use THAC0 In Public
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy IV Part 5 - The Moon is For Boys
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy IV Part 4 - Everyone Loves a Penultimate Episode
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy IV Part 3 - Let Baigans Be Baigans
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Would You Eat This Bird 2023
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy IV Part 2 - The Pasta Elemental
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy IV Part 1 - All Nut November
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 9 - He Died Doing What He Loved
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 8 - Wing House Versus Wings Etcetera
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 7 - Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 6 - Fat Bear Weak
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 5 - Liza with a P
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 4 - Google, Where is Ouch Ditch?
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 3 - A Lady Never Fists and Tells
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 2 - Five Ways To Be Brought Into A Sci-Fi Story
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 1 - Difficult Pete
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 7 - Talk For Your Vanessa For Help With TMWS
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 6 - Downtown Brown
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 5 - Peenomorph
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 4 - I Would Simply Say No Thank You
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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This is Squoopardy!
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 3 - Justin Fied
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 2 - Frot With Peril
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 1 - If You Open Them There's Bees
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 7 - Ramsay Is Out, We're Into Mermaids Now
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 6 - I've Looked At Cloud From Both Sides Now
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 5 - No One Cares About The Emperor's New Groove
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 4 - The Flamingo Dress
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 - The Second Tallest Moogle I've Ever Seen
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 - A Love Square
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May 29, 2023 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 1 - Super Overpowered Lads Doing Interesting Errands Repeatedly
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May 22, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 8 - A Lethite
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May 15, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 7 - Git Gud (At Reading Comprehension)
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May 08, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 6 - Barbecue Soup
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May 01, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 4 - D&D: Hat
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 3 - You Can't Trust These Murder Fathers
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 2 - Yakuzsazsa Gabor
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Baldur's Gate Part 1 - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 8 - The Reapers Are Basically A Roomba
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 6 - A Genetically Perfect Butt
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 5 - Pokemon Snap: Your Leaders May Lie, But Your Camera Won't
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 4 - Wet From Everything
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 3 - Karlos the Thresher Maw
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 2 - PRUNES
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Mass Effect 3 Part 1 - Press Y to Yeet
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 8 - Electronic Gil
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 7 - The Welcome Matts Welcome Mat
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 6 - Full Page Failure
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Square Roots New Year's Day 2023 Special!
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 5 - A Perfectly Normal Way to Say Lava
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 4 - Butt Gusting
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 3 - Glutes Are On Your Butt
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 2 - What Else Is Fresh Other Than Babies
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Sqaure Roots vs Cyber Monday
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 1 - You're Either a Garfield or a Nermal
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Live a Live Part 4 - 👁️👄👁️
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Live a Live Part 3 - I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Live a Live Part 2 - G'Day Mate, I'm Sakamoto Ryōma
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Live a Live Part 1 - A Sacrificial Mound Near Dino Bone Canyon
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 6 - We're Just Not That Into Vampires
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 5 - Toooooooobi!
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 4 - The Story of a Guide Named Brady
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 3 - The Bone Diaries
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 2 - An Amazing Person Slash Bird
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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The Wolf Among Us Part 3 - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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The Wolf Among Us Part 1 - Let's Just All Lower Our Standards
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 3 - Johnny Is So Good At This Game, and Everyone Clapped
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 2 - A Wolf, a Mongoose or Gay Bear All Night?
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1 - Urine: The Fart of the Front
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 5 - Vanessa Is Familiar
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 4 - Everything is Crabs
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 3 - This Podcast Will Be Used as State's Evidence
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 2 - You'll Know When To Wear Your Pink Bob Wigs
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 1 - Creepy Dolls With Human Skin
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 10 - Rules Are Fake, The Listeners Have Chosen Anarchy
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 9 - He Was a P8nter Boy
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 8 - Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 7 - C-chu-lu Mythos
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May 30, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 6 - Ouchie Wow Wow
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May 23, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 5 - A Friends IKEA
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May 16, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 4 - Fei Wakes Up In Prison
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May 09, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 3 - Eye Carumba
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May 02, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 2 - Coming Original
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Xenogears Part 1 - The Climate War of 2023
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6 - Chocobo Funeral Drive-By
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 5 - I Am the Chosen One, He's Just My Brother
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4 - Ein Fluffeldonks
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 3 - Belias Dick Energy
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 2 - She's the Andraste of These Twelve Dudes
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Hot Gaming News Special Episode
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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Final Fantasy Tactics Part 1 - Nobody Nose
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 7 - Low Effort Post
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 6 - Square Roots Doghouse
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 5 - National Lampoon's Kirkwall Vacation
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 4 - Vanessa's Stifleverse
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 3 - An Apology to Sweden
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Talkin' Age with Mark Darrah
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 2 - I'm A Deadus, I'm a Deadus
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Dragon Age II Part 1 - AKA Ted Donker
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Square Roots New Year 2022 Extravaganza!
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Metal Gear Solid Part 2 - GFH: Glasses Floppy Hair
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Metal Gear Solid Part 1 - Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 8 - Noted Floppy Haired Boy Brian Doyle Murray
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 7 - Wonton Violence
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 6 - Teen Wolfhard
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 5 - S-Step Yuri?
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 4 - Hee Hee Hoo Haw Is German
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 3 - Cut That
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 2 - Yakety Sucks
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Tales of Vesperia Part 1 - The Jerpig Pen
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 6 - She Sells See Shors
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 5 - In the Back of Jim's Dragula!
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 4 - Ray Romano's In the Mouth of Madness
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 3 - Alfland in Dwemer is Pronounced Melmac
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Square Roots September 2021 Patreon Vote!
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 2 - And His Name Was Mister Slaps
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 1 - Eleven Herbs and Spices That May Awaken Your Craving For Human Flesh Transforming You Into A Wendigo
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 6 - Teleport is a Kind of Go
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 5 - Butter Lisa
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 4 - BOYS NIGHT
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 3 - Family Comma Sexual
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 2 - They Love Lamp
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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Legend of Mana Part 1 - Is a Plant a Robot?
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 8 - Luminous Magic Bees
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 7 - Is Horny An Emotion?
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 6 - Do Not Let Your Easily Startled Dog Listen to the Podcast
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 5 - Fake-King It
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 4 - It's King Sparklepony Now
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 3 - Content Warning: Jansen
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 2 - Extreme Sounding
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Lost Odyssey Part 1 - The Magic Hyphen Industrial Revolution
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 8 - Better Than The Marvel Movies
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May 31, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 7 - Weird Owl Hootavic
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May 24, 2021 |
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A Conversation with Phantasmagoria 2's Paul Morgan Stetler!
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May 21, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 6 - Le Donque-Donque
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May 17, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 5 - Yee-Yee Ass Keyblade
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May 10, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 4 - Santa Loves Me
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May 03, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 3 - Absolute Sibilant
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 2 - That's How He Gets Strong
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 1 - This Is Just A Business Card That Says Finger Stuff
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 8 - The Mommy Milky Way
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Square Roots Vs Billy Ray
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 7 - I'm Really Mee-Maw
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 6 - You Can Show Yourselves Out
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 5 - It's Climbing Oil
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 4 - Mrs. Cidfire
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 3 - Featuring Leelee Sobieski as Quistis
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 2 - The Hot Dog Room
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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Final Fantasy VIII Part 1 - Seifer Is The Biff Tannen
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 6 - Doctor Chocolates
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 5 - The MsvDLT
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 4 - Leave My Balls Out Of It
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 3 - Avocado Nom
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 2 - What If Kaiden and Carth Kissed?
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Mass Effect 2 Part 1 - Hot Jabba
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Vagrant Story Part 4 - It's A Whole Thing
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Vagrant Story Part 3 - Classic Square Roots Character Leppity Moore
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Vagrant Story Part 2 - Locker Worthy
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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Vagrant Story Part 1 - Are We Ready To Talk About That Dumper?
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Fable II Part 4 - Robots Don't Smell
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Fable II Part 3 - The Libeartarians of Bloodstone
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Fable II Part 2 - The Crooshible
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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Fable II Part 1 - Dog Box, You'll Call It
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 7 - owo, wouwdst thou wike the taste of buttow?
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 6 - The Full Buns
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 5 - Time Echoes Are NOT Ghosts
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 4 - Tummy Two-Tome
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 3 - Ouch Water
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 2 - THERE'S NO GIRLFRIENDS IN SPACE
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Chrono Cross Part 1 - Poshul Is A Human Man In A Suit Pretending To Be A Dog
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 5 - What You Gotta Do When You Got That Wet Ass Puzzle
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 4 - Do You Know What Bungeon is Short For?
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 3 - Sam Elliott Explains Tickle Consent
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 2 - #HOLESOME
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Part 1 - Moratorium On Any S-Words
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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OOPS! All Listeners!
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 8 - Square Roots Voreses Bowser
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 7 - [REDACTED]'s 20 Page Post About Ghostbusters 2016
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 6 - GIMME YOUR HEARTS!
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 5 - The Spanking Episode
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 4 - Ask Me About My Hot Buttered Noodles
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 3 - Scam Some Chicks
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 2 - The Boy With The Hat: Hat Boy
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Persona 4 Part 1 - A Roomba With Googly Eyes
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 7 - Babe!
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 6 - Remember How We Made All Those Monkeys [REDACTED]
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 5 - Pretending To Be Character Actor Raphael Sbarge
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 4 - Spider-Man & Skeletor
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May 25, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 3 - Venga Boys Gun
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May 18, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 2 - Adam & Stevenflow
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May 11, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy X-2 Part 1 - I Was Here For Lulu
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May 04, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 10 - Prequel Confirmed
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 9 - We're the Drain Snakes
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 8 - A Very Mac and Me Moment
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 7 - Filling Aeris's Dress With Rocks
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy 7 Mailbag!
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Apr 01, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 6 - The Bone Zone
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Mar 30, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 5 - Did Sephiroth Do This?
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Scare Roots - Dead Space
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 4 - No Down Side
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 3 - That's Mrs. Eyeball Nipple
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Mar 09, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 2 - Don't Actually Do It, It's Fine
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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Final Fantasy VII Part 1 - All Around Me Are Familiar Faces
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 6 - Yaddle👏Lived👏In👏A👏Pit👏
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 5 - You Should Experience This 7-11 Alone
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 4 - Election Year
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 3 - Another Reverse Childbirth Kind of Scenario
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 2 - Bao-Dur's Gait
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II Part 1 - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan
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Jan 13, 2020 |
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Yakuza Part 5 - What's the Omi Alliance Again?
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Best of the Decade Listener Lists
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Dec 30, 2019 |
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Yakuza Part 4 - Here's the Church
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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Yakuza Part 3 - I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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Yakuza Part 2 - It's Like Pokémon If You're A Pervert
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Dec 09, 2019 |
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Yakuza Part 1 - White Queso Velveeta Clan
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 5 - You Get One Chance, Baby
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 4 - Flesh Goblin Buttholes
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Nov 18, 2019 |
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 3 - It's Pronounced Zoobilee Zoo
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 2 - This Podcast Is A Creepypasta Now
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines Part 1 - Sexy Ventriloquist Dummy
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Oct 28, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 6 - Tinkles & Windy
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Oct 21, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 5 - An Inappropriately Named He-Man Villain
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Oct 14, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 4 - Deadly Grandma
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Oct 07, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 3 - A Family Attack
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Sep 30, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 2 - NINJA SMOKE BOMB
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Sep 23, 2019 |
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Scare Roots - What Remains of Edith Finch!
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Sep 20, 2019 |
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Suikoden Part 1 - Ted is the Urkel of Suikoden
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Sep 16, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 8 - TWIST!
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Sep 09, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 7 - Translation Error Celestial Navigation
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Sep 02, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 6 - Incel Sheev
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Aug 26, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 5 - Tickle Your Health Away
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 4 - Matthew Needs Faeries
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Aug 12, 2019 |
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Scare Roots - Child's Play (1988)
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 3 - Either A Some Kind Of Wonderful Or Can't Buy Me Love Scenario
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Aug 05, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 2 - Uniporn
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Jul 29, 2019 |
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Breath of Fire III Part 1 - Matted with Chrysm
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Jul 22, 2019 |
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Fallout Part 5 - You Belong at the Olive Garden
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Jul 15, 2019 |
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Fallout Part 4 - Oh, Brother!
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Jul 05, 2019 |
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Fallout Part 3 - CDEDBD Dumpers
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Jul 01, 2019 |
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Scare Roots - Silent Hill 2
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Jun 27, 2019 |
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Fallout Part 2 - Joshton's Gun Show
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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Fallout Part 1 - Hashtag Deep Thoughts
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Jun 17, 2019 |
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 5 - Tenderoni Tosse
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Jun 10, 2019 |
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 4 - Jim's Hot Internals
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Jun 03, 2019 |
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 3 - Volvagia & Labiagia
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May 27, 2019 |
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 2 - Stepping On Your Bits
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May 20, 2019 |
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AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERZONE! (also Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
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May 13, 2019 |
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Part 1 - Hey! Listen!
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May 13, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 7 - Spankedy Spankedy Spankedy
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May 06, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 6 - This Week's Episode Was Brought To You By Chuck Palahniuk
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 5 - Dungeon Man's Goodbye Tunnel
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Apr 22, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 4 - Coffee, Andonuts?
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 3 - Those Plants That Drain Your PP
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 2 - Brother-Husbands
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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EarthBound Part 1 - Call Your Dad
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Mar 25, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 9 - Hardening Alistair
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 8 - Vanessa, Queen of Ferelden
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Mar 11, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 7 - Gatekeeping Lunatic!
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 6 - Ladies Love Cool Dark Spawn
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 5 - Richard Ay-Yi-Yi
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Feb 18, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 4 - A Reverse Silence of the Lambs
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 3 - Brother Genitally
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 2 - Submit to the Taint!
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Jan 28, 2019 |
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Dragon Age: Origins Part 1 - BATTLE-MOM
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Jan 21, 2019 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 6 - Annalum Retentium
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Jan 14, 2019 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 5 - Prince Albert's Piercing Gaze
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Jan 07, 2019 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 4 - Morning Wellness
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Dec 31, 2018 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 3 - Aggressive-Aggressive Wedding Proposals
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 2 - Fat Clowns With Jump Ropes
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Dec 17, 2018 |
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Dragon Quest V Part 1 - The Soft and Creamy Home of the Faeries
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Dec 10, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 8 - #1. What #2. Is #3. Happening Here
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Dec 03, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 7 - Soy Boy Dolphin Boy
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Nov 26, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 6 - The Butlerian Jihad Pity Laugh
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Nov 19, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 5 - Sword Daddy
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 4 - Meanwhile... BOY CHAT
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Nov 05, 2018 |
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Instant Classic - Until Dawn
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Oct 31, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 3 - Jupis Tooki McGanel
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Oct 29, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 2 - Upsetting Revelations About Jecht With An Eyepatch
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Oct 22, 2018 |
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Rogue Galaxy Part 1 - A Real Chaz
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Oct 16, 2018 |
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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Part 5 - That's So... Ruma?
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Oct 08, 2018 |
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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Part 4 - Felix's Purrfect Plans
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Oct 01, 2018 |
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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Part 3 - Tootiest Sexiest!
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Sep 24, 2018 |
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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Part 2 - Potter Babies!
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Sep 17, 2018 |
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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Part 1 - TV's Gandalf
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Sep 10, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 8 - A Little Night Hooters
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Sep 03, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 7 - Sympathetic Catfishing
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Aug 27, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 6 - Sabin All My Love For You
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Aug 20, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 5 - Simply Quite Precrocious
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Aug 15, 2018 |
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Sierra Roots!
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Aug 13, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 4 - Canadian Jolly Ranchers
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Aug 06, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 3 - WAAARGH WAAAARGH WAAAARGH WAAAARGH
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Jul 30, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 2 - Meet Humpty, Also Dumpty
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Jul 23, 2018 |
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Final Fantasy VI Part 1 - Translation By 90s Leonardo DiCaprio
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Jul 16, 2018 |
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Fable Part 6 - Deep Lisa Turtle Lore Dive
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Jul 09, 2018 |
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Fable Part 5 - You Kracken, Me Up!
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Jul 02, 2018 |
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Fable Part 4 - The Sock Method
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Jun 25, 2018 |
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Fable Part 3 - Rear Eye for the Right Guy
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Jun 18, 2018 |
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Fable Part 2 - Spotify: The Monster of Blades
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Jun 11, 2018 |
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Fable Part 1 - With The Power Of The Xbox
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Jun 04, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 10 - Disney Dog Logic
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May 28, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 9 - Mullen It Over
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May 21, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 8 - Deus Ex Manta Ray
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May 14, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 7 - The Worst Name For Dog People Imaginable
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May 07, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 6 - I'm Gonna Rub Your Face Off
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Apr 30, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 5 - Everyone Is Trying to Traumatize Vanessa
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Apr 23, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 4 - Talk Sue-p
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Apr 16, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 3 - APRIL FOOLS
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Apr 09, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 2 - Cleveland Steaming
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Apr 02, 2018 |
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Grandia Part 1 - Puff-Puff Eat the Dead
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Mar 26, 2018 |
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Phantasy Star IV Part 5 - DTF: Down To Find Important Artifacts
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Mar 19, 2018 |
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Phantasy Star IV Part 4 - Robots? In MY Garuberk?
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Mar 12, 2018 |
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Phantasy Star IV Part 3 - A Reverse Childbirth Kind of Scenario
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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Phantasy Star IV Part 2 - A Sandworm Bris
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Feb 26, 2018 |
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Phantasy Star IV Part 1 - No Jokes About Birth Valley
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Feb 19, 2018 |
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Square Roots Versus Commander Shepherd: The Song
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Feb 17, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 6 - Dr. Ian Masseffect
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Feb 12, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 5 - Promethean Toilet Culture
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Feb 05, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 4 - Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine
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Jan 29, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 3 - Space Rumspringa
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Jan 22, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 2 - Geth Who's Coming to Dinner
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Jan 15, 2018 |
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Mass Effect Part 1 -This Is My Favorite Cuckshed on the Citadel
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Jan 08, 2018 |
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Square Roots Versus Radical Dreamers
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Jan 01, 2018 |
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The Bard's Tale (2004) Part 4 - The Christmas Cinematic Universe
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Dec 25, 2017 |
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The Bard's Tale (2004) Part 3 - I'm Hal Sparks!
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Dec 18, 2017 |
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The Bard's Tale (2004) Part 2 - Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Gesa* (*But Were Afraid To Ask)
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Dec 11, 2017 |
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The Bard's Tale (2004) Part 1 - Jerkin It
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Dec 04, 2017 |
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Parasite Eve Part 3 - Jim's Third Birthday
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Nov 27, 2017 |
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Parasite Eve Part 2 - Li'l Baby Fresh Eyes
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Nov 20, 2017 |
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November Mailtacular!
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Nov 17, 2017 |
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Parasite Eve Part 1 - Accidental Clown Robbery
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Nov 13, 2017 |
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Chrono Trigger Part 5 - Mama Don't Take My Chrono Clone Away
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Nov 06, 2017 |
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Chrono Trigger Part 4 - Terrifying Boss Dong
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Oct 30, 2017 |
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Waxworks - Halloween Spooktacular ft. Mikel Reparaz
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Oct 27, 2017 |
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Chrono Trigger Part 3 - Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ACK!
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Oct 23, 2017 |
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Chrono Trigger Part 2 - Funky Temperate Medina
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Oct 16, 2017 |
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Chrono Trigger Part 1 - Party Like It's 999
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Oct 09, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 9 - Muscle Toddler Trudeau
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Oct 02, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 8 - We All Float Down Here
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 7 - Fancy Auron Versus Beardy Pinkshorts
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Sep 18, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 6 - Loafin' Around
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Sep 11, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 5 - You're Tearing Me Apart, Larsa
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Sep 04, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 4 - A Cacophony of Boy Detectives
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Aug 28, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 3 - A Nightmare on Sandsea
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Aug 21, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 2 - Secrets to Successful Rubix's Cube Smuggling
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Aug 14, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy XII Part 1 - Surely This Is The Protagonist Now
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Aug 07, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 10 - The Power of Friendship Vs. Cthulu
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Jul 31, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 9 - Matthew's Metaphysical Corner
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Jul 24, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 8 - He's a Real Naruto
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Jul 17, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 7 - The Gang Gets Crucified
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Jul 10, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 6 - Talkin' 'Bout Caulkin
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Jul 03, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 5 - Tickling Her Fancy™
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Jun 26, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 4 - Basically a Ghostbusters / Walter Peck Scenario
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Jun 19, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 3 - Not For Teacher
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Jun 12, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 2 - The Jim-Nasium
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Jun 05, 2017 |
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Persona 3 Part 1 - Shin Megaman Tengen
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May 29, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 7 - Come, Guardian!
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May 22, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 6 - Beauty and Adam Carolla ft. Thirsty Grandma
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May 15, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 5 - Thicc With Two C's
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May 08, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 4 - Down Where It's Wetter
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May 01, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 3 - The Blue Genie’s Kisses Might Be Softer
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Apr 24, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 2 - Cloud Strife: Cat Fan?
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Apr 17, 2017 |
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Kingdom Hearts Part 1 - But Does That Mean I Have To Meet Your Father?
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Apr 10, 2017 |
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Super Mario RPG Part 4 - Six Doors of Disappointment
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Apr 03, 2017 |
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The #Trypod Sampler!
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Mar 31, 2017 |
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Super Mario RPG Part 3 - How Bean Was My Valley?
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Mar 27, 2017 |
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Super Mario RPG Part 2 - The Frightening Lineage Of Morton Koopa Jr.
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Mar 20, 2017 |
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Super Mario RPG Part 1 - Belome!
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Mar 13, 2017 |
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The KOTOR Mailbag Episode!
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Mar 11, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 9 - That's So Revan!
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Mar 06, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 8 - Sith Valley High
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Feb 27, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 7 - Dollar Store Darth Vader
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Feb 20, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 6 - The Ballad of Gluupor
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Feb 13, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 5 - The Kashyyk Redemption
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Feb 06, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 4 - Meatbags!
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Jan 30, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 3 - I Guess We Found Nemo
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Jan 23, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 2 - Smokin' Laser Holes
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Jan 16, 2017 |
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Part 1 - A Beginner's Guide To Turning A Wookie Evil
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Jan 09, 2017 |
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Final Fantasy X Interview Spectacular!
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Jan 03, 2017 |
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A Square Roots Christmas Miracle
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Dec 25, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 11 - The Ghost Hugs That Make Matthew Cry
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Dec 19, 2016 |
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Square Roots Versus Final Fantasy X Fashion
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Dec 16, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 10 - The Bullshit Minigame... Episode!
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Dec 12, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 9 - The Psychosexual Adventures of Jecht, Auron and Braska
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Dec 05, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 8 - Kitty-Kat Genocide #YOLO
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Nov 28, 2016 |
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Square Roots Versus Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV
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Nov 25, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 7 - A Weekend At Bernie’s Kind Of Situation
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Nov 21, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 6 - Boob Pterodactyls Give The Best Hugs
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Nov 14, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 5 - Kitty Cat Men On Snowmobiles
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Nov 07, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 4 - Shoopuffs Good, Moonflow Jokes Bad
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Oct 31, 2016 |
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Square Roots Vs. Sweet Home October BOOOnus Episode
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Oct 28, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 3 - Djose and the Pussycats ft. The Trial of the Century (Is Sin a Whale?)
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Oct 24, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 2 - Remember the Tidus
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Oct 17, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy X Part 1 - My Old Man Went Out For Sea Cigarettes And Never Came Back
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Oct 10, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 11 - So That's Where Snow Comes From, Featuring Nadia Oxford
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Oct 03, 2016 |
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Falltember Mailbag Explosion!
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Sep 30, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 10 - You'll Never Explode, Tree Mom!
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Sep 25, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 9 - Jema's Gettin' Blasted!
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Sep 18, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 8 - What Does Luna Look Like To You?
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Sep 11, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 7 - Spoiler Alert: Dyluck Straight Up Kills Girl
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Sep 04, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 6 - Further Ruminations on the Erotic Lives of the Elderly
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Aug 28, 2016 |
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Square Roots Versus Super Hydlide
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Aug 26, 2016 |
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Cutting Room Floor Bonus Ep
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Aug 23, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 5 - The Invisible Paw of Catipalism
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Aug 21, 2016 |
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August Mailbag w/ Julian Titus
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Aug 19, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 4 - Secret of Manaboys
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Aug 14, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy FATE - Part 2
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Aug 12, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 3 - Denver The Sex Vore Dinosaur
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Aug 07, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy Fates - Part 1
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Aug 04, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 2 - The Cruel Disappointment of Rabite Man
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Jul 31, 2016 |
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Square Roots Versus Super Ninja Boy
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Jul 28, 2016 |
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Secret of Mana Part 1 - The Secret of Grandma
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Jul 24, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Finale - What The Heck Happened At The End Of FFIX?
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Jul 17, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 15 - I Hate You, Ghost Space Dad
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Jul 10, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 14 - The Zidane Tail Fiasco
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Jul 03, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 13 - Meltigemini-Eew
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Jun 26, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 12 - Farewell, My Sweet, Lovable Hedgehog Pie
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Jun 20, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 11 - Teen Fortress 2
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Jun 12, 2016 |
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June Bonus Episode - Is Zell the Poochie of Final Fantasy?
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Jun 09, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 10 - Things Get Disc 3 Real
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Jun 05, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 9 - Hill, Get Guarded!
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May 29, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 8 - French Children's Book Level Existential Sadness
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May 22, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 7 - So Many Moral Event Horizons
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May 15, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 6 - Bored of the Dance, When Trees Explode
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May 08, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 5 - Mr. Ghost, Fantasy Mass Transit Systems, and Poor Life Decisions
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May 01, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 4 - Liz Hurley Hair, Metal Thongs, And The End of Disc 1
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Apr 24, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 3 - The Village of Dali, The Hunt in Lindblum, and Zidane's Cherry Camaro
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Apr 18, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 2 - From the Evil Forest to the Ice Cavern, one thing is for sure: Zidane is a creep
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Apr 10, 2016 |
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Final Fantasy IX Part 1 - Kidnappers With The Rachel Haircut
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Apr 03, 2016 |
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Episode 0 - What Is Square Roots?
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Mar 28, 2016 |