Sarah watches the ground-shifting VPR mid-season trailer and immediately realizes who she wants to invite to the cloff to mention it all: Pedro Pascal. Mysteriously, he doesn't appear to have noticed Sarah's Instagram DM/Paperless Post/carrier pigeon/voicemail at CAA/drive by that abandoned mall set somewhere in Canada/Craigslist Missed Connection/MySpace top 8/swipe on Hinge. So Sarah resolves herself to not only "endure and survive," but thrive, with a cloffice kiki alongside one of her fave Bravoholic translators, and a VPR super-stan, Alison Leiby (writer, comedian, co-host of the podcast "Ruined," and possible Tre Hugger nemesis). They throw on their shared gold wired eyeglasses (better to see the truth that Sandoval never will), and discuss a myriad of reasons why the Scandoval continues to be a "choose your own adventure" for the ages, how to consciously uncouple in an environment that rebukes boundaries/healing, why showing up to the reunion may be Raquel's first real step of accountability (one Sandoval may be less interested in seeing happen), which RHONJ has become symbolic for both distancing viewers from the series or connecting them deeper, and the interpretive dance of connection, critique, and projection between Bravolebs and Bravo fans. Ariana may have told Sandoval to die, but fingers crossed this season of VPR lives forever - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 396!

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Sarah realizes it's always the perfect time to Turtle Time - with a heavy pour of VPR. So she puts Countess Lu's classic dance hit "Girl Code," and invites over a pal with thoughts on all things Scandoval: Gibson Johns (host of the podcast "We Should Talk"). They settle into a stage whisper (the first min or so of audio for this ep is more of a general attention test), and unpack the nuanced reasons why some women are particularly upset at the idea of Raquel/Rachel's girl-on-girl crime (and friendship betrayal), Sandoval's wildly inappropriate refusal to alleviate Ariana's stress in real time, why Schwartz' TMZ meanderings are raising real questions (including for Katie) about when he found out, and yes, thoughts on Housewives too! From whether the women are truly afraid of Marg to whether Alexia can ever humble herself into accountability, this is a supersized ep that covers all the bases, including ones Sandoval likely skipped at T-ball (a cheater to his core) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 395!

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Sarah listens to Bethenny's most sage counsel about how to prep for Daylight Savings Time ("go to sleep!!") and wakes up refreshed and ready for a Birthday Month Big Aries Energy new beginning. And who better to set the intentions right than one of Sarah's Bravo pals, and recent NAACP Awards nominee, Erica Cobb (cohost, "Daily Blast Live," and host of the pod The Comeback with Erica Cobb). They settle into full Giudice/Namaste vibes, and discuss the differences between maturity and growth on Potomac, the expression of anger as a rebuke to hurt in New Jersey, Teresa and Joe's family legacy, and how father-daughter boundaries are viewed on Miami. No matter what your clock may say, it's always Turtle Time - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 394!

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Rule of Culture #75: the best convos are ones that begin in the Clubhouse and end in the cloffice. Sarah realizes that in order to deep dive the cultural environment that surrounds RHONJ, she needs an expert in the field (Long Island childhood: check). So she invites over a return guest one ep-ish away from the SNL 5, Matt Rogers (multi-hyphenate comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster whose credits include "I Love That for You," "Fire Island," "Love Trip: Paris," "Have You Heard of Christmas?" and Las Culturistas with Bowen Yang.) They deep dive the ways some contestants on The Traitors assume morality should matter on a show about deception (spoiler alert for US and UK Traitors!), the current communication imbalance between Tre and Joe (and the difference between moving forward and moving on), Larsa and Alexia's inability to understand the boundaries Dr. Nicole has set with her dad, and how Potomac moves forward after an uneven season and rumors about casting cuts. I Don't Think So Honey, this season of RHOM ever ending - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 393!

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Another day in paradise. Sarah orders a round of Pumptinis and all the latest news and allegations surrounding the universe-shifting Scandoval, and realizes she needs someone to guide her along the path. Let's have a kiki! So she Zooms up her Bravo pal, VPR superfan, and social media journalist, Kiki Monqiue (aka The Talk of Shame), to unpack all things Scandoval and Potomac. They discuss the ways Drive Back was a prophecy (perhaps not as Candiace intended), Tom's continued inability to accept being seen as a villain, Robyn's allergic reaction to receipts, and Gizelle's refusal to acknowledge sexualizing Chris. No matter which Bravoholic businesses you support, this convo is covering all their business behind closed doors - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 392!

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Turns out, Tom Sandoval might be the #1 guy in this group - in all the worst ways. After the Bravo world blows up following the shocking news that VPR star Tom Sandoval has been cheating on his longtime partner Ariana Madix with costar Raquel Viess, Sarah records a special ep to discuss a timeline of what has occurred through now, Easter eggs Tom and Raquel left in the current season (and on WWHL), WTF did Schwartz know and when, and why everyone is losing their minds about lightning bolt necklaces. I'm not sure what Sandoval's cratered Q rating is going to do, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio - it's an Andy's Girls emergency episode!

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It's mere moments before the world is rocked with the devastating news that Tom Sandoval lived up to his first name (never eff a Tom!!). And before finding out VPR's Bambi is the villain in her own Disney story, Sarah lives like it's truly one of the best days of her life: by having an IRL cloffice kiki with her Bravoholic bestie, Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the nuances in Teresa's "chosen family" - and why choosing a side continues to be a slippery slope, the difference between enabling and escalating behavior for Jen Aydin and Bill, and why Adriana's search for validation from Marysol and Alexia may remain undiscovered. TomTom is over, and a new sandwich shop rises - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 391!

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Sarah watches the second part of the Potomac reunion, and immediately lights a 7-wick candle (paying homage to Karen and Dr. Wendy, huzzah). Since the heat of the episode needs a perfect match, she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic BFFs, a Potomac dramaturg of the highest order, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist, pop culture expert, and author of the forthcoming book, "The Wickedest Wives: Desiree's Desire"). They discuss the difficulty of placing expectations on unwilling participants, Gizelle's empathy imbalance, and whether or not a different grieving process may have impacted Joe and Tre's later divide. RHOP may be three and a half parts, and if Sarah had her way so would this convo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 390!

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Sarah almost sprains her ankle in Miami Beach after running along the ocean toward Chris Manzo, and wonders how she'll ever be able to go on with such a life-altering non-injury (Adriana didn't answer her call). Then she wakes up. Annoyed by a moment that wasn't real, she has a different kind of dream come true instead: a new guest on the People's People's Couch, Kara Berry (podcast host, "Everyone's Business But Mine"). They discuss the differences in how a family member's financial support is perceived as an "accomplishment" by Ashley vs Candiace, how to have empathy for Adriana's current life anxieties while holding her accountable for her shocking Frankie overreach, and kids' on-camera roles in NJ. Kim Zolciak may have been able to hold on to that goddamn house (a post-recording PS), because much like a refinanced mortgage, miracles exist - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 389!

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Sarah watches the newest ep of The Last of Us, and realizes she didn't finish processing her change of name forms with the DMV (Sarah Galli-Pascal has such a nice ring to it). With RHONJ social media looming, and the Potomac reunion booming, she realizes the best thing to do is some Zoom-Zooming with another HBO aficionado - and Bravoholic, obvs - content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They discuss the nuanced journey behind Gia's public rebuke of her father and uncle's weekend reunion, the difference between an admission of responsibility and acknowledgement of feelings with Gizelle and Chris, and why Candiace can't seem to take women's bodies out of her weapons arsenal. Sarah and BBDB may have developed a spiritual allergy to mushrooms, but Pedro Pascal is the antidote to all that and more - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 388!

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NYC may have skipped winter this year, but Sarah loves a good comfort blanket and chill (also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic besties, and fellow "Adriana! No" aficionado, Ryan Houlihan (drag artist, YouTuber, and member of Team Tre). They discuss Adriana's alternate universe style of self-victimization (and ability to turn questions of empathy into direct warfare), the ways select NJ Housewives use group conflict as a substitute for personal storyline, how symbolism around perceived intentions/behavior is leading to much of Teresa and Melissa's strife, and why Joe Giudice may be the missing piece of the "when did this all go so horribly awry" puzzle for Teresa and her brother. Sarah may not consume dairy, but she'll make an exception for Jen Fessler's mozzarella deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 387!

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Happy Gallitines Day, AGs! Sarah celebrates this holy occasion the best way she knows how: by sending Chris Manzo a valentine (herself wrapped up with a bow). But after she realizes she can't FedEx a human-sized package to someone's DMs, Sarah realizes another option is really the best gift of all: a super-sized AG with pal Evan Real (senior tv reporter at PageSix.com, and cohost of Page 6's podcast Virtual Reali-tea). They settle into the cloffice and discuss trigger Housewives, a Gorga tradition of explosive reactions/family feuds passed down to Teresa and Joe, and an important - albeit difficult - lesson in how Dolores stays true to her friends, and herself. Melissa stans are hereby crowned Gorgita Crunches, and boy are they a snack - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 386!

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Sarah realizes this season of RHONJ is going to be a marathon, not a sprint, so she trains like a marathon runner would - by carbo loading and pretending Danielle Staub is chasing her (helps achieve that 2-min mile). Limber and ready to race, she Zooms up two athletes in the field of Tre Huggers/Loggers/the middle of the pack, Abby and Vanessa from Real Moms of Bravo. They discuss Potomac's Fox Force Five energy, what's really behind upset around Tre's bridal party, and why Dolores' prediction about a permanent split between Teresa, Joe, and Meliss may be the healthiest option for everyone but the casting dept. The NJ newbies are bringing prestige energy, and so is this deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 385!

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Break out the pignoli cookies and don't forget sprinkle - the ladies of Franklin Lakes (and the surrounding areas) are back! Sarah unpacks the delightful RHONJ premiere, from the ways Teresa's inability to withstand discomfort has impacted her relationship with Melissa and Joe, to Louie's less-than-Namaste name calling, and why this may well be the last season to feature Tre vs. Meliss, full time. No matter how you pronounce Tre's former last name (and there are are at least three possibilities), all Sarah's feeling is love, love, love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 384!

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Sarah realizes the best way to get through winter chill is with "Entertainment Tonight" (Also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up a friend with insights on both, ET's chief Real Housewives correspondent, Brice Sander. They discuss Robyn's confusing asterisk about Juan (and what this means for the upcoming reunion), Meredith's confounding narrative about Jen as an "underdog" vs criminal victimizer, and Alexia and Dr. Nicole's argument about intent vs. impact. Sometimes life events warrant a fourth wall break - so someone find Eric, because it's Andy's Girls, Episode 383!

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Sarah has officially exhausted herself after several weeks of watching SLC while barking at the moon like her parents' shishipoo. So, a new chapter on her Salt Lake recovery hath maybe begun: hilling. Joining Sarah on this journey: fellow recovering Bethenny stan, Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). They discuss differing views on Heather v. Whitney, the difficulty of ignoring accountability when choosing to stan, the importance of centering consent in conversation about Brandi's behavior on RHUGT S4, and Robyn's confusing reveal about Juan. This is a hilling journey, and Miami is the franchise grande dame - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 382!

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After Sarah finds her true calling in life -- watching Dr. Nicole throw a black Amex on a flustered attorney's lap -- she realizes her ideal billable hour is a priceless kiki with a certain beloved return guest. So Sarah Zooms up her pal, New York Times bestselling author Michael Arceneaux ("I Can't Date Jesus," "I Don't Want to Die Poor"), for a deep dive on the bitterness Lenny has toward a marital dynamic he created, Dr. Nicole's struggle to meet her father in the present while defending childhood and adult trauma from the past, a lesson in the harm of indifference that Meredith and Heather could learn from Elie Wiesel, and the irony behind Heather’s book tour. If you're losing faith in Bravo because of Salt Lake, Miami will have you praying for more - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 381!

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Sarah realizes the best convos are ones from the heart - and the cloff. So she settles in for a People's People's Couch one-on-one, and discusses Heather’s journey from fan favorite to ill favor (and the difficulty of monetizing community affection at the cost of what made her so popular), the network's promise ring to Jen Shah, and Juan's Simon van Kempen Energy. This cackle is ready to monologue and mention it all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 380!

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Sarah awakens from a horrifying, melatonin induced nightmare, where she dreamt that Jen Shah wasn't fired by Bravo after literally bankrupting grandmas and grandpas all over the land. She realizes the best salve is AG therapy with a dream guest: Ryan Houlihan (journalist, drag performer, and Bravoholic). They discuss the-now cancelled Frost/Nixon/Shah/Cohen, a Jentervention for Heather and Meredith (and the ways nuance seems less important at times than prioritizing accountability with a smidge of rage), and the ways Miami is currently carrying the light (bouncing off of Larsa's feet). Barbra Streisand directed "The Mirror Has Two Faces," based on Dr. Nicole's couriered non-invitation - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 379!

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Sarah receives the results of her Myers-Briggs personality test, and discovers she's an EIMY (Extremely Into Miami Yes). Thrilled to know that her extroversion toward her fave franchise is tried and true, she Zooms up another fave: news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss the perception of beta Housewives personalities as a potentially negative character trait (and the role of gender in using 'beta' as a pejorative), Karen and Charrisse's divide about supporting a friend in mourning as a potentially transactional exchange, whether or not Jen should have attended the Salt Lake reunion, and how Andy's remarks about Jen's future with Bravo intersect with an audience expectation around accountability. Sarah may not be able to answer whether or not Salt Lake is "worthy" of a visit, but this convo definitely is - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 378!

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Sarah watches the Salt Lake City finale and realizes that the only thing editors left on the cutting room floor -- aside from Danna's moment in the sun -- is everything. The only way to get to the other side of this slog is to get through it, and who better to join her for this journey than Sarah's Bravoholic pal, Daniel Stokes (culture programs lead at Brex and cohost of the pod "Thots & Prayers"). They discuss the Salt Lake finale's High School Musical: The Musical energy, the lack of a voice of the audience when it's needed now more than ever before, what Jen's likely sit-down with Andy means for the network's confusing tone, and what reunion accountability could look like for Gizelle. This convo doesn't need the green eyed bandits, because the combo of Sarah and Daniel's laughs is the greatest alliance of all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 377!

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It's equal parts Hilling Journey and Frost/Nixon Shah/Cohen. Sarah reacts to all of the breaking news coming out of the Bravosphere--Andy's maybe going to Salt Lake! Rinna is "on pause!" Alex and Sarah's mother-in-law are coming on Girl's Trip! Heather's eye is looking for a spinoff!--by Zooming up one of her fave content creators, truth tellers, and gummy-imbibing Bravoholics, @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the cognitive dissonance behind believing in Jen's courtroom repentance alone, the cost of possible closure with Andy's announced plans for a one-on-one, and Mia and Jacqueline's RHOC energy. Sarah may be turning the cloffice into psych 101-style courtroom TV, as long as Chris Manzo will be her stenographer - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 376!

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Sarah decides to turn the People's People's Couch into the People's People's Court, and attends Jen Shah's sentencing in lower Manhattan. She shares her experience being in the courtroom where it happened with legal analyst, host of The Emily Show, internet sensation, and Bravoholic, Emily D. Baker. They unpack a translation of Jen's Shah's sentence inside and outside of the Bravo universe, Judge Stein's view of Jen's "scripted" tv character (and how closely that character seems aligned with the reams of evidence presented by the government), the continuing trauma felt by her thousands of victims (whose very vulnerabilities Jen belittled in court exhibits), the difference in how Coach Shah and Erika Jayne have been criticized (and possibly, why), and the ultimate cost of performative wealth on reality tv. Call it the Jentencing or IRL BravoCon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 375!

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A new year hath begun, and who better to ring it in than a couple of dames. Sarah begins 2023 in child's pose (named after the emotional maturity of most Housewives) and limbers into the cloffice for a deep dive with her fave elected official: Founder and President of the Real Housewives Institute, and author of the New York Times bestseller "The Housewives: The Real Story of the Real Housewives," Dame Brian Moylan. They discuss the conditioning and placement of gender roles/norms within some Housewives marriages (and the impact of generational conditioning on Lenny and Lisa), the differences between Housewives escapism and aspiration, and the ways select cast members have taken "disingenuous" performance too far on Potomac and Salt Lake. Sarah immediately brought up PK as one of the best Househusbands around, in case you're wondering how well she's slept so far in 2023 - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 374!

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Sarah hears a wind chime that feels like the spirit of 2022 putting its hand in hers, and realizes, yes, Jamie Lee, now is the time. The time for turtles (obvs), and the chicest countdown of Housewives moments AGs have ever seen. Sarah unpacks her picks for the top 25 moments in all things Housewifery, including Rinna as the living embodiment of a certain IG meme, Jen no-Shahing to the reunion and her now-cancelled trial, Jeff Lewis out Bethenny'ing Bethenny, British royal Lisa Hochstein, and so much more. This episode has worked with the homeless, it has worked with the toothless - and it's the official AG spectacular top 25 Housewives moments of 2022, aka Episode 373!

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Sarah wakes up post-Hanukkah and Christmas, takes down the cloffice tinsel and menorah, and realizes her greatest holiday wish is about to be met - a deep dive of Miami and Salt Lake with her fave Bravo investigative journalist, Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the pod Pot Psychology, and owner of pipedreams.fun). They discuss the difference between Lisa's fantasy of her marriage vs. Lenny's fantasy for himself, Miami's refreshing openness around plastic surgery, and LOL what the absolute hell is going on with Heather's eye (it's not just the crime, it's the coverup). If you were a bit bad this year, Santa either left you coal or a friendship bracelet from Jen - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 372!

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Ho, ho, ho, how long to camp will Jen Shah go? Sarah celebrates the holidays the best way she knows how: with a down and dirty tussle about Whitney vs Heather featuring two of her fave writer girls: Kevin Fallon (senior entertainment editor at The Daily Beast and creator of Obsessed, a pop culture website) and Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentator). They sit underneath a Zoom Hanukkah bush/Christmas tree, and discuss standout moments in 2022, the importance of Miami's work centering sisterhood in storyline, the impact of a potential Jen sit down supplement, and why the origin story between Tre vs. Melissa is unlikely to resolve. Sarah vs Louis and Kevin, someone pass her some Vida and one of Heather's side lasers- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 371!

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Happy Hanukkah, this episode is a gift! Sarah celebrates the festival of lights by inviting over her Bravo bestie who always shines from within, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They settle into the cloffice (another kind of present), and discuss the disdain underneath Lenny's disrespect of Lisa, the burden of carrying a toxic relationship on TV and IRL, NJ's Housewives normcore, nuance as the missing piece of the SLC formula, and the ways Mia is being mistaken as a riddle instead of a punch line. We wish you a Mary Christmas (except her name is possibly, Michelle) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 370!

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To life, to life, L'chaim! (perhaps not a fave song for Lenny Hochstein.) Sarah prepares for Hanukkah by getting out her almost-never-used menorah, and inviting over a gift to the content creator community, Danielle (co-host of the pod The Real Housewives of Rewatch and creator behind @BrandsByBravo). They discuss a shared double fluency of being Bravo creators and Hebrews, Lisa and Larsa's trust fall exercise friendship fight, the price of "fun" Jen on Salt Lake, and the differences in Bethenny now vs. then (gotta stretch that funny/humility bone or it'll atrophy). Hanukkah has come early with this convo, which is perfect because Sarah forgot when it actually begins - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 369!

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Ring ring! Who's this? It's Erika Jayne's questionably insured replacement diamond - and a caller with a special announcement to share! Excited because Andy Cohen isn't the only one who's got the 411, Sarah Zooms up another king, king of midnight fun - Ryan Bailey (host, "So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey"). They make their special announcement (an upcoming live show collab!), and discuss the impact of toxic standoms, the ways financial independence factors into why some women join Housewives, what similarities Lenny shares with Kelsey Grammer, and the benefits of externalizing internal thoughts through the lens of narrative storytelling. Consider this part 1 of Sarah and Ryan's live show collab - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 368!

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It's the day before the White Lotus finale, and Sarah is feeling particularly floral. So after praying to her Jennifer Coolidge altar - a sign saying "please let Tanya remain alive and also rich" placed near various Scary Island artifacts - she invites another iconic pop culture figure to the cloff, also known as the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz (writer, fashion columnist, podcaster behind "Shut Up Evan" and "Drop Your Buffs, and author of "Into Every Generation a Slayer is Born: How Buffy Staked Our Hearts"). They sit in a meditative state for a moment (helpful when things get spicy during the ep), and discuss the similarities Heather and Meredith share with Gizelle and Robyn in conducting friendship warfare, the complicated journey at the core of processing trauma on camera, and what it means to call Lisa Rinna an icon (in this, our year of the lord, Garcelle). Call Bravo podcast sweeps, and let them know this conversation deserves an award (perhaps one of the few Bethenny's given herself) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 367!

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Sarah watches the RHOM premiere and realizes its high tide to have a return guest make his cloffice premiere - a safe space in which to admit a surprising detail about Lenny H - Evan Real (senior tv reporter at pagesix.com and co-host of Page 6's pod "Virtual Reali-tea"). They pregame with I Am Real by Simon van Kempen and discuss the media narrative surrounding Lisa and Lenny's shock divorce (and show critiques some ex-Househusbands make in order to minimize their wives), the ways delusion and denial have been threaded through Jen Shah's relationship with her cast, and why Robyn and Gizelle's decision to use Mia as a vessel for revenge is an ineffective strategy. Melissa Gorga may be on display, on display, on display, but you should listen to this convo every day, every day, every day - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 366!

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Much like Ginger Zarin, Storm Umansky, and of course Archie Beador, Sarah is so excited for an IRL cloffice kiki that she finds herself barking excitedly (that also might be a reaction to Sparkle Dog). She welcomes one of her faves back to the People's People's Couch: Gibson Johns (host of the podcast, "We Should Talk"). They do just that, discussing the way some Housewives perform being desensitized around toxic online discourse for strategy and survival, the difference between hosting a party and providing a space (which both Jen and Angie K. are getting wrong), and a piece of presidential wisdom that some Housewives would do well to remember (or maybe, for the sake of tv, not). If anyone dares spill an ounce of champs on Sarah's blowout, she's calling the fashion police - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 365!

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Sarah wakes up with a tummy ache (equal parts too much vegan paleo pie, and a dream she was stuck in the RHOP Miami rental bedroom with constant flushing replacing ocean waves). Undeterred, she realizes the best medicine is a People's People's Couch RHOP kiki with one of her absolute faves, Bravoholic Emerson Collins (writer, producer, and actor). They discuss Potomac's mastery of the Housewives universe (big fights over small details), a defense of overreacting when responding to an overreach, the difference between being an artificial villain and an artificial person, and the effect of friendship without accountability (Jacqueline, take note). Much like Gizelle's red velvet oreos, this ep is serving - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 364!

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This isn't even my effing plate! Oh wait, yeah it is, and it's filled with (vegan paleo) pumpkin pie and this delicious special ep! Sarah celebrates Thanksgiving the best way she knows how: by Zooming up three of her fave Bravoholic besties: Katie Mac Burdick (Bravo Betch), Dylan Hafer (Bravo by Betches), and B. Graeter (Petshopboy). They settle into the People's People Couch and unpack their reasons for saying thanks (and holiday wishes - not so fast, RHOC), Mia's chaotic attempt to pull focus (and what Robyn and Gizelle got wrong), and Salt Lake's identity crisis. Pick up nine lemons in a bowl, and make it a holiday spritz - it's an Andy's Girls Thanksgiving, Episode 363!

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Sarah hears that the RHONY reboot has already gone through a cast shakeup (a potential record, mere few weeks into filming), and realizes the only way to discuss this breaking news is with Bravoholic C-SPAN: an AG kiki with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They settle into the People's People's Zoom Couch and discuss the importance of a critical core 4 (and lessons the new New York could learn from old NJ), the ways friendship history has felt calculated on Salt Lake and organic on Potomac, and Ashley's selective financial acumen. Charisse may require a private bathroom, but this convo is perfect to share - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 362!

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Sarah watches a classic episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood and realizes that while she can also tie a shoe like the best in the biz, what she's really missing out on is hype (and Shahs of Sunset). So she combines both dreams by inviting a new guest over for a Zoom cloffice kiki: writer and content creator The Neighborhood Hype Girl. They mention it all: what Shahs has in common with RHOC and BH, the difference between Ashley's reliance on trust vs information as she navigates her divorce, and the potential for de-escalation between Ashley, Candiace, and Gizelle. Myspace says this episode is in its top 8, which is a joke Sarah insists she's too young to understand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 361!

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Sarah celebrates Bethenny's Housewives pod premiere the best way she knows how: by not listening and forming an opinion regardless (Bethenny would approve!). She Zooms up one of her fave Bethenny translators - who also hasn't listened to B's pod, because #BStrong starts from within - Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the pod Pot Psychology, and owner of pipedreams.fun). They discuss the resentment that has been long-simmering underneath Bethenny's post-Housewives projects, including in her critiques of her former cast, the curse of the third season friendship fracture (which now includes the entirety of the Salt Lake City cast), and the ways Heather is playing opposing roles in her battles with Lisa and Whitney, with mixed results. Angie Harrington may have selective memory, but this convo is one you won't forget - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 360!

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Sarah heads to her local polling location, determined to cast her ballot on Candiace vs. Ashley, Gizelle and Robyn vs. Candiace, Dr. Wendy vs. incomplete note pads, and Karen vs. the wind. After voting for NY governor - Bethenny ran uncontested, smh - Sarah Zooms up one of her fave patriotic Bravoholics, Daniel Stokes (culture programs lead at Brex and cohost of the pod "Thots and Prayers"). They discuss the ways Dr. Wendy's on/off camera branding confusion intersects with her Housewives identity, what Candiace's reaction to Ashley's 'reveal' says about her personal growth, and the ever-changing and always prestige relationship storytelling on Married to Med. Gizelle has a storyline, and it's hiding from what Daniel has to say - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 359!

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Sarah makes matching friendship bracelets to share with her best friend - Shan, obvs - and pops it in the mail, care of The Quiet Woman. She decides to continue her Celebration of Friendship Day - with more than a few opposing views, as God/Andy Cohen intended - by having a cloffice kiki with OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They discuss whether RHOBH can move on from this season if Rinna stays in the cast, the battle by proxy on Salt Lake, Mia's Drew-esque energy (and creative freedom from facts), and what it means for Bethenny to host a Housewives-themed pod, in light of her "I'm up here" post-Bravo brand. Sarah has thoughts about the youthfulness of the RHONY reboot cast, as an expert in being Spiritually Mid-Twenties Plus - and fellow youth, it's Andy's Girls, Episode 358!

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With just a week to go before the midterms, Sarah rushes to the polls (Team Candiace vs. Gizelle, Rinna vs. Humanity, Kyle vs. Kath). She realizes that the importance of voting when one is properly informed, so she immediately Zooms up one of her fave Bravoholic truth tellers, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times bestselling author, "I Can't Date Jesus" and "I Don't Want to Die Poor"). They discuss the complicated journey watching Rinna act as Kyle's surrogate sister, the selective use of innocence and guilt with friendships on Salt Lake, and the ways Michael is continuing to assert control during his separation from Ashley. If Eric Adams becomes a friend-of on the new RHONY, hopefully he resolves NYC's biggest debate (who is on Legacy and when can we watch) - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 357!

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Sarah goes up to the DJ at the Caribou Club and makes a special request that is immediately approved - playing "Survivor" on a 40 year loop, in honor of this season of BH finally coming to an end! Sarah replicates one of Kyle's party splits, during which her lower body holds its series finale. After returning from Urgent Care (also a plea to the production behind RHOBH), she Zooms up one of her Bravo besties, the multi-hyphenate James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and close personal friend of whomever Rinna hates most). They discuss the concept of active allyship that Kyle and Kathy seem to have trouble applying to their relationship on reality TV and IRL, silence vs. sisterhood, nefarious intent on Beverly Hills vs. Potomac vs. Salt Lake City, and why some Housewives are choosing alliances with bad actors vs. the truth. You could call BH Season 12 "Survivor: Blood vs. Water," but regardless, it's on appeal for legal reasons - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 356!

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Sarah realizes this ep should take inspo from an iconic moment from Potomac, so she immediately calls Eric to the cloff so they can break the fourth wall. Unfortunately, he doesn't answer (and honestly the cloffice walls are kinda hard to break), so she makes an even better call - Zooming up the President of the Real Housewives Institute, and Sarah's religious deity in the world of Bravo writing, Brian Moylan (President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, and author of the New York Times bestseller, "The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives"). They discuss the differences between friendship value systems on Potomac vs Beverly Hills, Candiace's Meghan King Edmonds energy, and the differences in how the network responded to Teresa's guilty plea vs Bravo's potential plans for Jen Shah (let alone the reactions from their respective casts). Lays Potato Chip people, if you're listening, AG loves a salty crunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 355!

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Welcome to the AG C-SPAN spectacular, because Rinna is losing her mind online (as opposed to any other day of the week). Sarah spots a widely inappropriate IG story that Rinna posted about Kyle and Paris, and immediately Zooms up her spiritual gummy, and a guide through the madness, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They unpack Rinna's manipulation of Paris' trauma in order to shame Kathy (apparently other children are not off-limits, unlike Rinna's own), Kyle's problematic description of "clean" microaggressions in her conversation with Crystal, and the ways Candiace's powerful fourth wall breaking on Potomac is miles above the storytelling on Bev Hills. The word "evil" is used, let's wait for the Fox Force to stop screaming in shock - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 354!

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It's been a weekend of highs (Sarah finally met a certain future husband) and lows (the wedding has not yet taken place), and after 3 full days at BravoCon, she is ready to mention it all! So Sarah invites over her Bravo bestie and fellow BravoCon attendee, and someone who knows a thing or two about mentioning it all, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss panel MVPs, the sometimes-fraught audience Q&As, viral BH panel chaos (LOL), WWHL's Legends Ball, and overall roses and thorns. BravoCon may be over, but Sarah's heart (and iPhone storage) are filled with love, love, love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 353!

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It's Bravocon weekend (!!), so Sarah preps for the journey to the motherland the best way she knows how: by Zooming up an expert in the fine art of Bravoholic Expressionism, Emerson Collins (actor, producer, nonprofit director, and former cast member on "The People's Couch"). Hot off the Beverly Hills reunion, they discuss remaining questions around what actually happened between Sutton and Crystal, the disconnection in a cast framework of crediting Dorit for courageously protecting her children during a violent act and judging/'correcting' Garcelle and Jax's responses to death threats he received, and why Kyle should consider retiring from her volunteer position as Diana's intention translator. Sarah may have gotten spiritual hives from BH, but luckily Potomac and Salt Lake are the perfect antidote (as might this deep dive) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 352!

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Sarah downs a few mini tacos - likely not meant for human consumption - after opening the invite for Karen's Spring into Spring Kickoff/Celebration of Life Taco Party Event Because Let's Have Some FabFitFunBox-y Times OK Great, and celebrates the Potomac premiere the best way she knows how - with a supersized AG event! First, she invites one of her fave guest co-hosts over to the cloff: Erica Cobb (co-host Daily Blast Live, and host of 'Comeback with Erica Cobb,' avail on Ebony Podcast Network). They explore the Wikipedia energy Rinna is using to define the extensive and complex relationship between Kathy and Kyle (bcc: Kim), and an empathetic approach to understanding Meredith's upset on Salt Lake (and the ways Jen seems to factor into multiple gossip-as-fact 'reveals'). Sarah also unpacks the Potomac premiere, including the continuing complications in Ashley and Michael's relationship, and why he seemingly relishes in breaking boundaries and maintaining control. Potomac is back, and so is the elusive chanteuse (Sarah's cackle over two+ hours) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 351!

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Turns out the High Holy Days were extended this year, because the RHOBH finale truly renewed Sarah's franchise faith. So she Zooms up her fave spiritual advisor for another important religious holiday (AG's 350th ep!): James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and Lisa Rinna's current/future nemesis). They explore the finale's Big Clue Energy on many fronts: the impact of Kyle's active opposition to the Fox Force company line, the cast's struggle between relevancy and truth, and a shocking editing decision/blunder that showed/disappeared a smoking gun reveal. Beverly Hills gave extra razzle dazzle, and so does this deep dive - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 350!

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Sarah gets a sign from above -- BravoTV.com -- that RHOBH needs, née, requires, the deepest possible dive. So she Zooms up on of her fave anthropologists of Housewifery, Fran Tirado (writer, tv/film maker, and host of the pod "Like a Virgin!"). They pour some spiritual Casa Del Sol and have a nuanced kiki about the ways Rinna capitalized on the longstanding fractures between Kathy, Kyle, and Kim, the reasons capitalism may have played a friend-of role in Aspen's aftermath (and different takeaways about the Big Scene), and Meredith's changed views on handling friendship accountability with empathy vs revenge. Fran can't tell Kendall or Kylie apart, but this convo stands out from the rest - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 349!

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Forget Christmas in July, it's Thanksgiving in late September. Sarah delights in the present Bravo has given its community - née, the world - a fantastic premiere ep of RHOSLC. So she Zooms up another gift, her Bravo pal Ryan Bailey (podcaster, "So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey" and "What The Kids Are Watching"), to compare and contrast Lisa B and Kathy's 'private' breakdowns with Meredith and Rinna's public response, Rinna's obfuscating work with Kathy (and why Kyle's belated push for a truce may have inspired the opposite), and an epic chapter of AG Theatre looking back at Bethenny's Miami meltdown. It's International Podcast Day, and this convo gets a star on the cal - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 348!

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Put down the apples and honey, let's toast the new year right (with Vida tequila and a side of diet coke -- 44oz, easy ice, with lemon, natch). Today's a special ep, in honor of this week’s Salt Lake City season premiere: a chat Sarah and OG of the AG Damian Bellino shared with RHOSLC Lisa Barlow during June's AG Live online show. They discuss Lisa's pre-Housewives work with Bethenny Frankel and Kyle Richards, what Heather got wrong about Lisa's viral "miserable f**ks" tweet, and why the alliance of Heather/Jen/Meredith is so surprising. Yes, Sarah screeches when John Barlow says hi, it's the only sensible reaction - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 347!

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Sarah rents Being John Malkovich and imagines a time, a place, a possibility of exploring what went through Rinna's mind from the moment "conga" was suggested through the rest of the night. Despondent that tickets seem to be sold out (much like Rinna herself), she finds answers elsewhere - by having one of her fave guests, comedian and writer Alison Leiby, back to the cloff! They discuss Alison's casting suggestion for the RHONY reboot (a Summer House graduation), Kyle's performative relatability, and whether or not Dorit is more of a 'true believer' about Erika's motivations and behavior than Rinna. PK may not love this ep, but Sarah loves him regardless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 346!

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Sarah awakens from a nightmare, where she was trapped underneath the bunk beds at Kyle's Aspen house listening to Lisa Rinna record a voice memo monologue about The Last Night in Aspen (like "Before Midnight," but endless and without artistic merit). She realizes the best solution to a bad night's sleep is a dream ep - recording AG IRL in the cloffice with OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, producer, comedian, and co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They discuss the value system of sisterhood vs strategy between Kyle, Kathy, and Rinna, how to decipher meaning and intention behind endless conspiracy theories about what actually occurred, and what this means for the reunion (let alone the future of the cast). How low can the Aspen aftermath go, we don't yet know - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 345!

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Sarah watches this week's RHOBH and realizes -- an episode from Season 12 that feels like classic Housewives storytelling? It's a Hanukkah in September miracle! So she lights a cloffice menorah (the propofol candle from Dr. Tiffany Moon), and invites over a Bravoholic with a gift for unpacking plot, Ryan Bloomquist (actor, author, and audience member during Erika Jayne's "Chicago" Broadway run). They discuss the difficulties navigating humility for Erika Jayne and Lea Michele, the difference in how Kyle expresses anger toward her 'spiritual' sister Dorit vs her actual sister, Kathy, and Erika and Rinna's vested interest in exacerbating whatever comes next week. Just like Hanukkah, Sarah will stretch this one solid BH S12 ep into at least 8 hours of sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 344

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Sarah reacts to the Atlanta reunion the best way she knows how: by going to Petco to buy a bone for her fish son, PK (Drew has truly embraced her spiritual Carrot Top, and unlike Teddi Jo, Sarah supports carrots in all forms), and Zooming up a man who knows himself a Housewife-prescribed cease and desist, Evan Real (senior tv reporter at PageSix.com and co-host of Page 6 pod "Virtual Reali-tea" with Danny Murphy). They discuss why Erika's "fake news" defensiveness doesn't translate on reality tv (or IRL), how the currency of Housewives is affected when the show casts already-wealthy and connected figures, and whether Marlo can (and will) move away from job shaming Kandi. Talk is cheap, unless you've got $750,000 earrings to spare - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 343!

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It's the day before the BH reunion, y'all, and there's only one way way to celebrate the occasion (that this season is almost done!!). So Sarah invites one of her fave co-hosts back to the cloff, the supreme ruler of culture, Matt Rogers (comedian, actor, writer, podcaster, and television host, whose credits include Showtime's "I Love That For You," the feature film "Fire Island," and the pod Las Culturistas with Bowen Yang. They deep dive Matt's evolution on Kyle, what he believes happened (and didn't) in Aspen, and the difference between morality and legality in defending Erika Jayne. Throw on a tote bag instead of a clutch, and tell Paris Auntie Kyle gets dragged - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 342!

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Sarah's riding high off of an Atlanta finale ep that was, heaven forbid, fun (remember fun franchises? Bless). Overjoyed with content that doesn't involve "c" words (aside from "c'mon Sheree, you can do this") she welcomes opens up the cloffice to a Bravo commentator with things to say: Rafi D'Angelo (Bravoholic and former political commentator). They deep dive Rafi's enjoyment over Dubai's first season (and whether Chanel Ayan can avoid the 2nd season curse), why Housewives orientation likely worsened Diana's time on BH, and how vulnerable insights into Marlo's childhood help explain her behavior with Kandi. Dwight may have wanted to leave She by WhatTimeIsIt, but this convo is just getting started - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 341!

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Sarah realizes it's Wednesday PM, time to watch Entertainment Tonight (no, not RHOBH. Shudder. Shudder to think this is entertainment). She realizes after another very dark and problematic ep of BH, that a bit of TLC (tender loving content) is in order. So she Zooms up ET's own chief Housewives correspondent (and a man who majored in nuance at Housewives U), Brice Sander. They explore whether the Fox Force will ever 'allow' Sutton a seat at the table, the difficulty of expecting nuanced reactions from a Housewives audience but not its cast, and why it can be helpful to hold off on judgement for a new franchise's premiere season. Sarah isn't a fan of judging someone's physical tics: go for their character, instead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 340!

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After another few days in the wilds of RHOBH discourse online (it's toxic and it's loud, and there's almost no escape), Sarah realizes she needs to go to a place of Zen, of long-form analysis and bagel influence, an AG kiki with Kiki Monique aka @TheTalkofShame (professional talker, social media journalist, CEO of deep dives, and host of the podcast I'm Sorry with Lemonada Media). They react Lisa Rinna's wild accusations on IG about who was behind the attack (Kathy Hilton, LVP, and her own show's producer have all been targets of Rinna this week), Erika's still-suspended discovery phase of finding out Tom is - spoiler alert- not great, an important missing piece in Apollo's conversation about Phaedra. Kimora has enjoyed life in the fast lane, and we're ready for her to zoom over to BH - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 339!

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Someone is very morally corrupt. Sarah is joined by IG investigative creator @BravoBravoDuckingBravo, for an exhaustive deep dive on the shocking online attacks against RHOBH Garcelle Beauvais' 14-year-old son, Jax. They answer questions about what happened (Why do so many people believe this was a coordinated attack? What's a bot farm? And what is the connection between comments aimed at Jax and what's been said recently by the cast?), and discuss what this means for Garcelle's future on the show, and how this could and should impact the upcoming reunion. Some cast members may have been selectively silent, but this convo holds nothing back - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 338!

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Sarah realizes the Housewives universe would be a great fit for a comic book series (starting with Shannon Beador, whose superhero skill would be placing 9 lemons in a bowl to achieve world peace). So she Zooms up her fave Housewives/comic book savant, Kendrick Tucker (host, "Reality and Comics Too"). They explore the importance of villains who truly drive story forward (Marlo, take note), respecting foes who push favorites to do their best work (Kenya on both sides), and the difference between 'oversensitive' fans vs those wanting to hold Rinna accountable. No pigeons were harmed in the making of this convo, but the same can't be said for Denise during BH Season 10 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 337!

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Sarah watches one of the Avengers movies (no she doesn't), and realizes it's time to regroup with AG's #writergirl super panel. So she assembles an all-mighty Zoom with writers, editors, and Housewives dramaturgical society co-presidents, Kevin Fallon (senior entertainment editor, The Daily Beast) and Louis Peitzman. This dream team trio deep dives how Lisa Rinna's perception of grief as a permission slip is landing differently in reality, the connective thread of childhood trauma in Chanel Ayan's story (and why other aspects of storytelling on Dubai are helping a troubling narrative with its government), and whether simply being provocative is enough to hold a full-time peach (sorry, Marlo). They've got teeth and what NYC considers "homes," just don't tell Dorit - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 336!

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Sarah watches the latest Married to Medicine and realizes there's no high quite like a Dr. Simone inspired cackle. So she Zooms up one of her fave laugh connoisseurs, Daniel Stokes (culture programs lead at Brex, and co-host of the new pod Thots and Prayers). They unpack whether Dr. Heavenly is overstepping as a friend (and cast member) by disparaging Dr. Contessa's marriage online, why Rinna's alliance stays quiet when she gets absurdly loud, and the importance of holding personal-fave Housewives to account (bcc: Kyle). BH may be barely halfway through its season, but at least this convo flies by - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 335!

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Sarah takes her baby boy PK Kemsley to his fish pediatrician for a check up (aka staring at his tank and blowing him a kiss) and realizes what they both need is a Bravoholic check in. So she Zooms up one of her fave content creators and podcasters, Vanessa from @RealMomsofBravo, for a nuanced convo about the ways Crystal could potentially use the construct of Housewives and 'friendship' to apply pressure to the Fox Force, how Kyle has been given a pass to produce conflict by the cast but not the audience, and why Atlanta is delivering on engagement while BH feels like Real Housewives of Deflection. Rinna says Harry Hamlin thinks this convo is great (aka he doesn't know what a podcast is) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 334!

TW: this episode includes discussion about eating disorders

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Sarah realizes the Bravo universe needs a People's People's Court, a space dedicated to the pursuit of justice from one Bravoholic to the next. So she Zooms up Veronica Leventhal, an expert in the field - she works as a forensic social worker in juvenile justice! - to litigate some juvenile behaviors on Housewives. They explore the connective thread on Beverly Hills and Atlanta around possibly-misdirected expressions of anger, the ways Kyle's self-producing with Sutton has produced a spiritual and literal villain edit, and the missing component in Ralph's book journey (his wife's voice in their marriage). Sarah and Veronica aren't digging through mountain dirt, but this convo is a gem nevertheless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 333!

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Sarah emulates Big Carole Energy - having 5 last good summers and oh yes LOL being a writer girl - after her first article is published in the Daily Beast. About, what else, RHOBH. And who better to celebrate her published rage spiral than one of her fave content creators, Richie Skye. They discuss the troubling positioning of Crystal's ED as conversation without her active participation and consent, why Kye's refusal - or inability - to stand on her own is keeping her from being a true center diamond, and what the cast wants to actively hide by calling Sutton a liability. This episode may be a roller coaster, but at least the cost of admission isn't a person's soul (bcc Erika Jayne, Mikey is looking for yours at lost and found) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 332!

TW: this episode includes discussion about eating disorders and body dysmorphia

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Taylor Armstrong is a Housewife once more - kinda - so Sarah has to celebrate with one of her fave friends-of! So she Zooms up B. Graeter (aka Petshopboy and host of the podcast The B List) to discuss Taylor's historic transfer from BH to OC (and the surprising decision to have her join as a friend-of), why the Twitterverse is turned off by Marlo, and what Kandi and Todd get right about honesty and support (bcc: Drew and Ralph). While Sarah may have said the wrong ep number once again, this convo is everything right - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 331! Probably!

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Sarah is dismayed to realize that no matter how hard she hopes, it is *still* not yet BravoCon weekend (doesn't time understand how badly she wants to turtle?). So she Zooms up one of her fave parts of the 2019 BravoCon extravaganza, a man who could give a master class in how to discuss delicate matters about Housewifery panels with expert skill, Evan Real (senior tv reporter at PageSix.com and co-host of Page 6's new pod "Virtual Reali-Tea). After receiving confirmation that, yes, Evan's name did inspire Simon van Kempen's iconic musical hit (not really, but..spiritually), they explore the endearing quality of OG thirst, why Heather should be concerned with Tamra's media "amuse bouche," the ways that Kyle's inability to identify Erika's concerning behavior may be connected to her dynamics with Kim, and what's behind a lack of sensitivity about Crystal's eating disorder. Sarah's trigger is Bravo's use of "to be continued," so ya know, listen to this ep in full or murmur that to yourself when you press pause - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 330! Sarah said 340, so she's almost there!

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After recording last week's AG Classic (editor voice: 30 min later) and AG Patreon (editor voice: 60 min later), Sarah realizes that she must take the pod triple crown (editor voice: 90 min later) with a record-breaking OG of the AG three! So Sarah Zooms up Damian Bellino (writer, producer, co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From," and RHOA dramaturg) for an Atlanta deep dive. Because let's keep it real, BH has gotten a lot of time on AG of late. But the new RHOA - unlike gem mining - has a lot to explore. Sarah and Damian discuss the connective thread between Marlo and Kenya's childhood trauma and abandonment to how they handle conflict and triggers as adults, why selective silence is not a neutral action (and can often provoke a heightened response), and, of course, Drew's Carrot Top Energy. Marlo and Kenya may be at an impasse, but this convo zooms right along - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 329!

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After noting that 80% of Instagram is on girls' trips abroad, Sarah slides into Shan's DMs to invite her to fill a bowl with nine lemons from the IRL Capri (bcc'ng Dorit's Room, obvs). After her 75 messages go unanswered (has to be a tech issue! Silly 'net), Sarah Zooms up her other fave Bravo bestie, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and cohost of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They deep dive the the difference between crossing lines in Atlanta and crossing boundaries in Beverly Hills, the restorative power of a production pause for Sheree and Tamra (Dorinda, take note), and the value of a RHONY Legacy narrative that includes mother/daughter dynamics. Noel, Victoria, and Quincy agree, this convo is prestige modern art - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 328!

TW: episode inc conversation about disordered eating

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Recently blocked by Lisa Rinna (some people just prefer matte over gloss), Sarah consoles herself with another iconic lip kit (childhood Lipsmackers at CVS), and deep diving with a fellow survivor of Rinna's blocking rampage, IG creator/investigator @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They sit down in the cloffice (spiritually - thanks, Zoom) and explore what Lisa Wu's cameo on Atlanta reveals about the difficulty of repositioning a return Housewife, the pressure of Housewives monetization that lurks underneath Dorinda's hostess stress, and whether to consider Rinna's social media anger toward editors as a nuanced (and possibly strategic) exploration of grief. Sarah thinks her guest's voice is a perfect fit for the Calm app, just like her own cackle (HUSH) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 327!

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Sarah takes a walk down Madison Ave and runs into the entirety of Jen Shah's courtroom defense (an empty shopping bag littering the ground outside Dior). Thrilled with such a historic find (it's both worthless AND empty! Much like Rinna on social), Sarah runs back to the cloffice to kiki with her fave expert witness, and Bravo bestie, Dylan Hafer (manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pods Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss Andy's reaction to Jen's guilty plea and the likely whiplash energy of Salt Lake City S3, the problems with Diana's anti-improv instincts in her battle against Sutton, and what Caroline Brooks' dinner theatre performance has in common with Cherry Jones' role on Succession. Nobody puts baby in the corner, without ordering Sarah the housekeeper to do so first - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 326!

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Sarah hears breaking news about Jen Shah's change of plea and races to the best place to mention it all, the Real Housewives Institute Reality Television Arts and Sciences study hall Zoom (admission: intelligence, je ne sais quoi/chic c'est la vie, and Dame as your honorific), where she meets up with the man, the myth, the legend, Dame Brian Moylan (author of the New York Times bestseller "The Housewives: The Real Story About Real Housewives," now out in paperback, creator of Vulture's Housewives Institute bulletin newsletter, and Sarah's personal lord and savior including when they scream at each other about Erika and Kyle). Dames Moylan and Galli react to Jen's shocking guilty plea and the reasons people with the most to hide choose to live their lives on camera, why alcohol is not an excuse for boundary crossing (and apologies), and yes, an intense exploration of the Fox Force Four's idea of selective accountability and silence. Erika and Kyle may not love this deep dive, and your eardrums - well those also might not stan a couple parts- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 325!

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Sarah realizes an additional side effect of her 3mg of nightly sleep aid is the nightmare of watching advance clips of this week's RHOBH days before the ep. She comforts herself - and her emotionally-exhausted state - the best way she knows how, by Zooming up one of her fave content creators, and a teller of truths, Samantha Bush (staff writer, The Dipp, creator of @BravoHistorian, and host of the pod 'Hot Off The Mess'). They discuss the ways Kyle stumbles trying to be Johnny Carson when she's really Ed McMahon, the Fox Force's confusing spin of Erica's inappropriate boundary crossing, and why Girls Trip could truly be renamed "Dorinda in the Shadows." This is a Justice for Jill convo, because Shalom means peace ("and goodbye for anyone who crosses my child" - Gloria) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 324!

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Sarah reads Diana's viral-in-all-the-worst-ways "Dear Garcelle" post on IG and immediately goes to her safe space (carbs and Hulu Plus). Feeling a spiritual triage is in order, she Zooms up one of her fave truth tellers and Bravoholics, a 4-time Olympian in mentioning it all, Erica Cobb (co-host, Daily Blast Live, host, 'Comeback with Erica Cobb,' available on Ebony Podcast Network). They explore what's really behind Diana's deep seated anger against Garcelle, Lisa Rinna's inflexibility of thought, and what Dorinda's 'banana bread muffin with a dash of sadism' brunch says about her instinct to punish when she reacts. Someone tell Netflix that "Cobb Conspiracies" needs an immediate series pickup - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 323!

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Sarah puts on a knitted pussy hat she purloined from Carole's mom at the DC Women's March (what, they were all aglow with lady patriotism, and Sarah wanted RHONY swag), and decides a Bechdel test-approved episode is most certainly in order. So she Zooms up a writer girl featured on last week's BH, Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the podcast Pot Psychology, proprietor of pipedreams.fun, and bee/cucumber truther). They discuss the ways that alcohol has been used as an invitation to escalate on Girl's Trip and underplay on Bev Hills, a coastal war over Housewife intellectual acumen, and Tracie's continued confusion over Diana's 'coffee table book' years after her viral Jezebel piece. You don't need a reservation to Chateau Marmont to cuddle up to this comfort blanket of a convo, mostly because Sarah's cackle will surely keep you up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 232!

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Sarah wakes up to another day in hell aka America aka seasons 15 and 13 of OC and NY. She turns to the only safe space that will distract her from the news cycle: the new season of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club (it rolls off the tongue!). She Zooms up one of her Bravo besties, the multi-hyphenate James LaRosa (creator, writer, director, show runner, and ultimate truth teller about what to do when Vicki says "hi"), for a wide ranging convo about RHUGT, including whether being challenged is Dorinda's ultimate trigger, Brandi's unwillingness to choose personal growth, and the cancel culture that surrounds Sarah's reaction to Jill's Scary Island-inspired entry to the show. Run to the Bravo women fundraiser for Planned Parenthood on Sarah's IG, and hope not to bump into any Housewives in the wild en route - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 231!

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It's Pride Month, and there's no better way to celebrate than asking one of Sarah's Bravo besties, journalist and drag queen Ryan Houlihan, over to her rainbow-colored cloffice, where the LGBTQIA+ and ally communities meet weekly to bemoan the entirety of Lisa Rinna (bringing people together! It's what she's known for best). They discuss the value structure of Housewives notoriety vs fame, how to process sympathy and empathy to problematic Housewives, and the difference between clout chasing and ally collecting on ATL. Drinking game: have a glass of apple juice every time you clutch your pearls during the first 10 min of this convo - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 320!

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Sarah watches the new BH and realizes the entire ep is based on the beginning of a Jeopardy response: "who is/what is/where am I." Completely flustered by a confluence of inconsistency that is now leading to chaos, she immediately invites one of her fave Bravoholic/workaholic pals to the cloffice, Christine Biancavilla, for a deep dive of who/what/where/when/why. They explore the intention behind Crystal's apology, why some cast members get the benefit of the doubt while others do not, and Erika's warped sense of "girl power." Diana melted down on Instagram after this ep was recorded, but this convo is the perfect temp - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 319!

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Sarah films a 15-min Youtube influencer-style apology, atoning to RHOA for not giving it the PROPER POD TIME it DESERVES. She shows her appreciation the best way she knows how, by inviting one of Marlo's sassiest superfans over to the cloffice, Gibson Johns (host of In The Know's podcast "We Should Talk"). They discuss whether or not Marlo is referencing second season curse energies in her tension with Kandi and Kenya, how Sheree's relationship with Tyrone speaks to the larger question around boundaries and power in unbalanced dating dynamics, and what the reunion may reveal about Ralph (if he shows up). Sarah reveals the Housewife special guest joining AG Live's virtual livestreaming event, and let's just say this baby is gorgeous - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 318!

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Sarah discovers that Bravo has announced a new show about young Americans in Paris, and immediately begins a one-woman-strike of Bravo content (c'est lol) to secure a role on S2, until she realizes that the second best impact is to, ya know, double down on RHOBH. So she Zooms up a Bravo pal with a French-sounding handle (c'est bon c'est bon!), Priscilla from @BonjourBitchesBlog and the merch shop @feministcringe. They unpack the ways that social media, WWHL reveals, and alliances are impacting and confusing on-camera storylines, the tension between potentially ignoring problematic behavior and potentially hiding problematic footage, and the secondhand embarrassment of Erika's ongoing attempts to paint herself as a victim of Sutton's honesty. Bravo likely has the footage that would put Tahoe-gate to rest, and it's prob locked in the same production closet as that boat ride in Cartagena - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 317!

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Order in the Court! (not so quickly, Kam). Sarah invites one of her fave social media journalists to adjudicate a wild week of Housewives for the People's People's Court, none other than Kiki Monique aka @TheTalkofShame (professional talker, CEO of deep dives, and host of the podcast I'm Sorry with Lemonada Media). They pregame their hopes about covering Jen Shah's upcoming...federal spinoff, and explore getting to the root of mistrust and adultery on Housewives, and whether reality tv can push forth radical honesty, the ways Drew's business model may be closer to Sonja Morgan's toasters than All In, and the reasons Teddi has replaced Danielle as Sarah's #1 Housewives trigger (a baby carrot minus the carrot, need she say more/absolutely). Sarah can think of a few four letter words to encapsulate the Fox Force, and they're not what Crystal has said - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 316!

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Hot off the heels of Dubai's scorching premiere, Sarah cools off the best way she knows how: by Amazon Priming a $12 ice cub tray she'll throw in her shower (just like the new Real Housewives!), and inviting one of her Bravo besties over to the cloff: The Caroline Brooks to her Caroline Stanbury (aka also Caroline Brooks), Dylan Hafer (manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pods Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They throw on some sunglasses indoors, and explore Dylan's reaction to the choice of Dubai as a LGBTQ content creator, Erika's false equivalency of 'bad friendship' according to herself vs Sutton, and the multifaceted and complicated reaction to "problematic" storylines. Sarah's got a big announcement at the end of the ep, so consider these show notes a Bravo-style "to be continued" - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 315!

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Sarah continues to convalesce from her medical mishigoss the best way she knows how: by Google Imaging SUR's goat cheese balls (see, things could always be worse!), and Zooming up one of her fave content creators, a spiritual PhD in all things RHOBH, @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They explore Bravo's inconsistent history of casting research (and what, if anything, Jenny's social media has done to shift a Housewife's interview process), the sensitive nature discussing Dubai's franchise location pick, and what Lisa Rinna appears to gets right about seeking excitement from doing harm (super villains united, says Erika Jayne). Rinna may 'own it,' but it would be great if someone would return it back now and again - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 314!

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It's an Andy's Girls triage episode spectacular! Sarah nearly dies (and no, not just because tickets aren't yet on sale for Bravocon) and celebrates the second coming of pulsating sass the best way she knows how - by Zooming up one of her Bravo BFFs, news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They explore the disconcerting future of Beverly Hills friendships thanks to an overwhelming Fox Force, why Erika Jayne's play for victimhood against Sutton is a race to the bottom of the entertainment barrel, and what Kyle gets wrong about empathy (and age). Sarah says to call 911 only in an emergency, like to ask when she's going to bartend on WWHL - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 313!

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Sarah buys a table at Elton John's favorite Starbucks on La Brea (what? that's not the same thing as seats at a gala?), and messages Lisa and Harry to fill two seats. After being informed Rinna already reserved standing-room-only at the Dunkin Donuts in Brentwood, Sarah calls up one of her fave venti spillers of tea, a man who loves to share his AG Q2 quarterly report, Emerson Collins (actor, producer, director, and star of "The People's Couch"). They Zoom-sit on the People's People's Couch and explore Teresa's inability to process forgiveness as anything but as a sign of weakness, the hypocrisy surrounding Kyle and Sutton's conversation about empathy for Dorit, and Erika's misdirected rage. Diana says she's nouveau riche, and Sarah would love to be nouveau breaking even - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 312!

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It's time to really focus on healing the environment - the one in Franklin Lakes. So Sarah eye rolls past Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, throws The Giving Tree in the trash, and Zooms up one of her fave seedlingTre Huggers, Christian Gray Snow (host of the Slut Pig podcast and owner of the Slut Pig Shop on Etsy) for a Giudice-style Google Translate. They discuss a sociological study of Tre standom, valuing conflict engagement vs personal high-stakes storylines, and the differences between a Househusband's passive discomfort with production vs active disinterest in marriage (paging Lenny Hochstein). Drew may have gone too hard with her assistant to strategize conflict, but this convo needs no assist - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 311!

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Sarah feels an extra jolt of energy after another season upon us (stfu spring/summer, she means RHOBH!). In celebration, Sarah buys a child's admission ticket (Ageless by Ramona, ammiright) to the Real Housewives Institute, in order to mention it all with its founder and president (and New York Times bestselling author) Brian Moylan. Just a couple of dames, disagreeing about Erika Jayne. They discuss the ways that Housewives has made viewers better media consumers and critical thinkers, the difference between changing one's character and revealing it, and questions around questioning Dorit's response to trauma. It may be expensive to be Erika J, but this convo is priceless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 310!

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Sarah hops in one of Chris Manzo's dancer/car wash Uber Pools and heads to the Brownstone for turtle time with a dame who appreciates the fine art of Mafioso-style Housewives whose horoscope is extra leopard, tv writer Alex Zaragoza. They discuss the connection between family boundaries and communication incapability on NJ and Atlanta, the lessons Ralph and Drew could learn about choosing their marriage over (inappropriate relationships with) friends from an iconic reunion on Married to Med, and the difficult ways reality tv can weaponize vulnerability as ‘a price of admission.’ Sarah may not be into financial literacy, but that's just because she's watched a lot of Bev Hills - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 309!

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Inspired by one of the greatest dance songs in the Housewives canon -obviously, it can be none other than "I'm Real" by spiritual EGOT Simon van Kempen - Sarah Zooms up one of her fave Housewives reporters - of truth and sass - Evan Real, senior tv reporter at PageSix.com. They discuss the difference between respecting the legacy of NY Housewives and creating fresh content, the impact of a patriarchal structure in how Teresa views Melissa and her future sisters-in-law, and Teresa's struggle to understand self-determination when it involves opinions different from her own. Page 6 may be an honorary cast member on RHONY, and this convo is headline news - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 308!

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Sarah watches the effervescent Atlanta season premiere, and celebrates what looks like a fantastic season the best way she knows how - by sending Marlo's billionaire beau a 9 bajillion Venmo request, and using a portion of the funds to buy Marlo a company name that works in French. She realizes she has a few bajillion left to spare, and flies herself on Louie's (imaginary) tantrum PJ to Zoom in the clouds with one of her fave return guests, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times best-selling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and its follow-up "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss the job of an editor versus therapist when it comes to Teresa's explosive defensiveness, whether Kenya has passed the 'villain' baton to Marlo (and why Sanya's winning the race of being a terrific addition to the cast), and the difference between present vs past tense with regard to how Marlo vs Sonja present wealth. Sarah forgets the names of both Carmela Soprano and RHONY Legacy during this convo, and will therefore leave her certificate of Italian heritage and Peacock login at the door - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 307!

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Sarah (allegedly) watches part 2 of the OC reunion and thinks, ya know what I need right now, more than anything? Entertainment! Tonight! So she settles into the cloffice and Zooms up her fave Bravoholic from ET HQ, Brice Sander. They explore questions of emotional capacity that Erika Jayne and Teresa may share, the psychology behind Housewife fandoms (and why it's so often connected with a need for validation from their favored star), the difficulty when nuances are removed from "good vs evil" Housewife archetypes, and why Noella is a prime example of why the riskiest casting decision might be a Housewife who doesn't know who she is. Brice shares inside scoop on the BH premiere, and much like Erika's crisis comms team, Sarah's mouth is still ajar - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 306!

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Sarah hears the devastating news via Shan's IG that Archie Beador is unwell, and doggy paddles into the spiritual abyss, until she realizes the best medicine for man's best friend is yelling about OC with Sarah's core one/three, James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and aspiring Real Housewife). They discuss the influence Heather and Teresa have over production (and why one is winning the edit battle while the other quasi-flails), the differences between Teresa and Nene's disconnections from their respective casts, and whether Marg has regret for considering Teresa a woman capable of friendship trust. Dearest Archie Beador, PK Kemsley-Galli is holding his fins in fish prayer, and not just about finding Shannon an alternate Rachel and second dress - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 305!

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Sarah takes an Uber to Watch What Happens Live, inspired by the performance of a certain star guest. She spots Sunday's Mazel of the Night, and Andrew Cohen's new BFF, Matt Rogers (comedian, writer, actor on the upcoming Showtime comedy "I Love That for You" and Hulu film "Fire Island," and co-host of Sarah's fave pod Las Culturistas). They Lyft Line (what, they still won't let her pay in shoes) back to the official Andy's Girls cloffice and explore Dolores' potentially codependent relationships with Marg and Tre, the ways Shannon has been a surrogate for Gina's internalized anger, and the connective thread between Jackie and Crystal's bravery sharing ED stories, and the hope for the Bravo community to learn about the danger of online remarks. I *do* think so honey, because after this convo Housewives culture has officially been reset - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 304!

TW: this episode includes discussion about eating disorders and body dysmorphia

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Thank you Jesus, it's an Easter Sunday NJ delight (Sarah's childhood rabbi also approves). Sarah welcomes Real Housewife of New Jersey Melissa Gorga to the People's People's (blessed) Couch, to discuss what the tabloids have gotten wrong about Joe's alleged walk-off during the upcoming reunion, whether Melissa can ever do enough to show her loyalty to Tre, and why Jen Aydin's 'fan' origin has worked against developing true relationships with the cast. Sarah also chats about the OC finale, explores Gina's motivations/goals in her ongoing arguments with Shannon, and unpacks the ways Dr. Jen is working against the opportunity to break from a dysfunctional marriage. Don't be green with Envy about this chat, because everyone looks better in pink - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 303!

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Sarah returns from her week-long stay at one of Sonja Morgan's numerous silent retreat but double treatment island locales, tan (no), wearing paisley (never/how dare you even suggest), and with the brand new Beverly Hills trailer as her carry-on (the very first thing to unpack). So she opens up the cloffice to her Bravo bestie, a man who knows a wee bit about mentioning it all - since, ya know, it's the name of one of his pods - Dylan Hafer (manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the podcasts Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They settle into the cloff, surrounded by all of life's spiritual necessities (Manolos and vintage lace), and explore the complicated (and limiting) choice to silence Housewives discourse because of a difference in political ideology, whether Summer House is better equipped to handle delicate and complex conversations because of a generational vs situational environment, and what the Beverly Hills trailer reveals about Erika's disconcerting apathy toward victims of Tom's fraud. Lisa Rinna may have eaten Kathy's half-diamond, but in her defense (lol) doesn't that sound like the perfect lunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 302!

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Sarah takes an Uber Pool (RIP?) to New Jersey, determined to leave Chris Manzo a single rose outside the Brownstone. En route she picks up devout Jersey observer - just replace "Patti Issues" with Tre, and you've got yourself a monologue - Ben Rimalower (writer, performer, and director of Countess and Friends). They head to Caface for some blowouts and brass(y roots), and discuss the difference between perception and reality during Ben's collaborations with Luann, Bethenny, and Teresa, the ways Tre vs. Marg is analog vs. digital, and why the previous season hair pull may be the foundation of their war. Dolores loved this episode, because she's a big fan of both charity and jokes about balls - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 301!

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Hello Baby Gorgeous - it's Andy's Girls 300! Gird your loins and protect your eardrums (seriously tho, this audio is not perfect but it's hereeee), because the cackle has landed! Sarah is joined by the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz (noted fashion columnist and writer, podcast host, and author of the bestseller "Into Every Generation A Slayer is Born: How Buffy Staked Our Hearts") as they talk to Carole Radziwill about exclusive tea relating to her pitch to Peacock, Margaret Josephs about security protocol for the NJ reunion, Kelly Bensimon about whether she'd return for RHONY Legacy (and why she thinks Anna Delvey would be a great Housewife) - and questions from a packed audience including many AG guests! Lisa Barlow introduced Evan and Sarah, and these Barhoes are lookin for trouble - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 300!

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Sarah heads to the mikvah to cleanse herself of podcast tech, until she realizes the best precursor to AG 300 is with a solo ep exploring complicated figures in Housewives. So she pulls up a chair in the cloffice and mentions it all: the differences between 'spiritual Housewives' and a framework of understanding, the similarities between Shan v Gina and Lu v Bethenny, how Jen Aydin's friendship with Tre may come at the cost of her own personal growth, and the tightrope Dolores walks trying to translate everything to everyone. It's 2am where Sarah's chattin', but when it comes to Shan, she will happily talk all night - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 299!

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With the cloffice nearly complete, Sarah celebrates her "redone home" as only Melissa and Tre would - by buying herself sprinkle cookies and then throwing them in the trash. She opens the doors to #clofftalk with one of her fave guests, actor and entertainment writer for TheGrio, Jared Alexander. They discuss the lack of breakup boundaries for Dolores and David (and why they're deserved), what Eboni's recent remarks about Ramona means for a future cast, and Shannon's low key power on OC (even if she doesn't recognize it, along with her cast). Make sure to grab your tickets to AG 300, so that Sarah can take a People's People's Couch nap - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 298!

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In full preparation for AG 300 (tix link below, cough cough), Sarah tries to book a ticket to Warrior beach, until she's told her rage about Danielle Staub's behavior S2-beyond isn't enough of a reason to attend. Undeterred, she finds an even better safe space in which to express her thoughts and feels - Zooming up her fave SLC scholar, Lauren Ashley Smith (Emmy--nominated TV writer and producer, and a co-host on Smith Sisters Live on Sirius XM Radio Andy). They discuss what Katie and Tom's divorce announcement reveals about a reality tv social contract, Teresa's possibly conflicting primal desires as a wife (soon to be!) and mom, and why Lisa's processing skill makes her the Olivia Pope of Salt Lake City. Viva la Vida, take a shot of Lisa's tequila every time Sarah mentions live show tix - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 297!

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Sarah checks in to her weekly Tuesday meeting at Housewives Anonymous (catered by Caroline Manzo's chef brother Jamie, party planned by Jen Gilbert). She's thrilled to recognize a new member at the meeting of the minds, and a Salt Lake City scholar, Fran Tirado (writer, tv/film maker, and host of the new podcast Like A Virgin!). Sparks fly - and not just because LVP and Ken are smoking outside - as they discuss potential reasons behind the differing on-and-off-screen questions of culpability between Erika Jayne vs Jen Shah, what Duy gets very wrong about project managing his wife's physical and emotional trauma, and the impact of Mormon culture on Heather's full throated support of Jen. There is only one set of audio footprints in this convo, and that's because Fran carried Sarah the entire heavenly way - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 296!

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Today's Small Business Satchels:

Sarah's picks: bakers Knead Love and Sixteen Mill, NYC (ship nationally)

Both women-run bakery businesses based in NYC, with online orders avail, Knead Love and Sixteen Mill create fabulous and delicious breads and baked goods that also cater to a variety of lifestyles, including vegan/paleo/gluten free options:

https://kneadlovebakerynyc.com

IG: https://www.instagram.com/knead_love_bakery/

https://www.sixteenmill.com

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Fran's pick:  Under New MGMT, LA

Under New MGMT is a floral design studio specializing in events, Los Angeles flower delivery, and dried floral shipping worldwide.

https://www.undernewmgmt.co

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Sarah prepares for the upcoming live show for AG's 300th ep the best way she knows how, by watching Chef Shannon jump into her pool fully clothed on a loop, and Zooming up one of her fave live performers, and the host of "So Good It's Bad with Ryan Bailey," Ryan Bailey! They discuss this season of Salt Lake's David Lynch energy, the ways that Bad Weather is getting the reunion temperature wrong, Louie's possibly-toxic positivity as a mask for controlling rage, and why Jen finally released the burden of shame she had been carrying for a decade-plus. Joey Gorga may be a comedy star, but look out world, it's twice the cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 295!

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Inspired by OG of the AG classic eps - when cocktails were made and expletives were flung - Sarah invites OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, producer, cohost of the pod "You Might Know Her From") to record IRL on the new People's People's Couch. They break open a few bottles of prosecco - or as Sonja calls it, Amalfi yacht water - as they discuss whether Lisa is a trigger for Heather's religious/cultural shunning, the iffy choice of including Jennie's remarks about Mary in absentia, and whether personality politics have helped protect Jen Shah from accountability vs her cast. What time is it, it's Turtle Time - and Andy's Girls, Episode 294!

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Today's Small Business Satchels:

Sarah's pick: Studio Piccolo by Torre Healy Lisi Designs

A woman run business based in Cobble Hill, BK, interior designer Torre Healy Lisi is single handedly responsible for Sarah's CLOFFICE and new People's People's couch (and also full apt redesign). For introductory rates: hello@studiopiccolony.com and 323.605.2324.

https://studiopiccolony.com

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Damian's pick: Alice's Tea Cup

New York City’s most whimsical tea house! Founded in 2001 by sisters Haley and Lauren Fox, Alice’s Tea Cup strives to provide an unparalleled, magical experience for our guests, with no shortage of scones, tea sandwiches, hundreds of teas, and most importantly… fairy dust!

https://www.alicesteacup.com

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Inspired by Marysol's season-long Jenny from the Block drinking accoutrement, Sarah bedazzles her fave Shan-inspired Starbucks glass ("because this isn't my cup you effing b"), and welcomes her first guest back to the (new!) People's People's Couch - Rafi D'Angelo, writer behind soletstalkabout.com, and future Shan Stan (maybe not). They discuss the difference between emotional intelligence and Tre's guttural instinct on RHONJ, reassessing Lisa's agency in choosing to stay with Lenny on Miami, and Sarah and Rafi's similar reaction to Dr. Jen's dinner drunkenness (it may not be what you think). It's Women's History Month, and this cackle is looking for her exhibit at the Met - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 293!

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Today's Small Business Satchels:

Sarah's pick: Catbird in Brooklyn, NYC

A woman run business whose mission is to make beautiful, sparkling jewelry that will bring you joy now through forever. They believe that even very special jewelry can be worn everyday. Sarah wears at least 10 pieces of Catbird a day, and treasures them all! Their BK location is also a must-see.

All of their jewelry is made in a Brooklyn studio with ethically sourced gold and all stones are conflict-free.

https://www.catbirdnyc.com

Rafi's picks: Unsun Cosmetics and Dirt Candy

Unsun Cosmetics was founded by Katonya Breaux in 2016, after much frustration by the lack of options within the world of clean sunscreen products for women of color. Unsun Cosmetics was created to provide clean, no-residue options that were kind to the person using it as well as the environment it's being used in.

https://www.unsuncosmetics.com

Dirt Candy in NYC

Dirt Candy's kitchen is essentially a laboratory for award-winning chef, Amanda Cohen, and every day she pushes vegetables further than anyone else in the world. Their menu changes regularly, because "we’re on a journey to the furthest reaches of vegetables and we want to take you with us."

https://www.dirtcandynyc.com/

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Sarah sneaks out of Mary's closet after a day of charity work (introducing herself to Mary as "Charity," and asking for 6 Chanels), and hops on a Zoom with her fave duo breaths of fresh air, and noted Housewives empaths, Brendan Davis and Dan Calabrese (hosts of the pod "Come Thru Queen"). They discuss what a future RHONJ without Tre could look like (and if her protests about filming Louie plot are planting a future Tre-less seed), the complicated narrative of assuming Mary's intentions in absentia, and the possibility of a future Housewife/Housedaughter sharing full-time roles on a show. The forecast says Bad Weather is on the horizon, so to all Barhoes, please disregard the storm - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 292!

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Devastated after a terrible week of world events, Sarah decides to cleanse her spirit the best way she knows how: with a shower of cackles thanks to the absolute Queen of Bravo, voice of the network and also angels above, Amy Phillips (host of Radio Andy and SiriusXM's radio show Reality Checked, co-author of "Cook It, Spill It, Throw It," a Real Housewives parody cookbook, and narrator of the "Not All Diamonds and Rosé" audiobook).They discuss the ways narrative storytelling has been impacted by binge TV and TikTok culture, the differences in how marital "triggers" are currently being used on NJ vs OC, Noella's "leaning in," and heightened insecurity behind Louie's concern about filming. Come for a break and a smile, and stay for Sarah and Amy talking about bangs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 291!

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*Here's what you can do to help the people of Ukraine, right now* (Sources: Time Magazine, Fortune, NPR)

One simple step, experts say, is to remain informed about the conflict and to be cautious about the information that’s spread on social media. Disinformation is one of Russia’s favorite weapons of war, and accidentally amplifying it can harm civilians. 

Another easy step is to donate money. Most large international aid organizations, including UNICEF, the UN Refugee Agency (UNHCR), the International Committee of the Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, and the International Rescue Committee, are currently working in Ukraine and neighboring countries, where a growing number of displaced people are fleeing.

Here are a few local/grassroots organizations who are accepting online donations:

Voices of Children is a Ukraine-based aid organization that provides psychological support to children who have witnessed war. It uses art therapy and storytelling to support children’s wellbeing, and provides financial support to families who have suffered as a result of war.

The International Rescue Committee has a long history of providing resources to refugees fleeing countries facing humanitarian crisis. Its leaders have responded to the situation in Ukraine by meeting with organizations in Poland and Ukraine to gauge the potential number of refugees and their needs so it can quickly mobilize and provide whatever assistance is needed. You can make a donation via its website. While the organization will accept donations of any size, it states on the site that a monthly donation of $108 will provide eight families with temporary shelter.

Vostok SOS, which is also based in Ukraine, partners with German-Swiss NGO Liberico to provide immediate evacuation support to Ukrainians attempting to flee their homes. Vostok maintains a hotline for Ukrainians in need and, going forward, hopes to provide trauma support to victims of the Russian invasion.

Malteser International, a nonprofit based in Malta, has been collecting “everyday” supplies for Ukrainians who have been forced to flee their homes. “What is especially needed are everyday medicines, as well as cots, blankets, food, and cash to provide for the many people affected,” Oliver Hochedez, head of Malteser International’s emergency relief department, said in a public statement.

Sunflower of Peace was started five years ago as a fundraiser to provide backpacks with first aid and medical supplies to front-line doctors, and is currently providing backpacks to Ukrainian soldiers, citizens, and volunteers. According to its fundraising information, “Each backpack is designed for groups of 5 to 10 people and includes a variety of first aid supplies: bandages, anti hemorrhagic medicine like Quikclot and Celox, medical instruments, and a means for survival in extreme conditions.” Donate through the fundraising page on Facebook. 

 Revived Soldiers Ukraine funds medication and medical supplies for field and army hospitals at the front lines of eastern Ukraine. It was founded in 2016 and has since brought 50 wounded Ukrainian soldiers to U.S. hospitals for care. How you can help: The organization’s president, Iryna Vashchuk Discipio, said they urgently need monetary donations to buy medication and to repair a car used to rush injured soldiers away from the front lines.

BStrong, founded by Bethenny Frankel, provides emergency assistance to people in crisis, in partnership with Global Empowerment Mission. They've committed to $10M in aid distribution to help those affected in Ukraine, in addition to on-the-ground support. Donate here.

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Sarah hitches a ride with her folks to the local food court, equal parts inspired by Lisa Barlow's finale party, and intrigued by what life in the 80s/90s must have been like (she is, after all, very young). She stops by and picks up one of her fave fountains of youth, whose laugh is as iconic as her own, Daniel Stokes (Bravoholic and culture programs lead at Brex). They open up some Dunkaroos and Capri Sun, and unpack the challenge second season Housewives face of falling into trope behavior, Jennie's role as her own personal hype woman, when microaggressions turn macro between Jennie and Mary, and how SLC alliances may shift following the reunion into Season 3. COVID audio comes and goes, but this episode is still one to treasure, regardless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 290!

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Sarah watches the Salt Lake City reunion on a loop until AG production (her fish son, PK), tells her the sleeves of her 15-year old hoodie are harming the pod's spiritual sound quality (#oldaudio). Undeterred - just kidding, she was very much deterred- Sarah changes into Jen Shah's now-available sequin sleeves and Zooms up her fave spiritual OG of the AG, writer and editor Ryan Houlihan. They explore Jen's unsuccessful attempt to replicate the Tre Narrative, Lisa Barlow's reckoning with a nonexistent production "safe space," and the gender dynamics and trust issues at play concerning the cast's response to Bill's affair. Salt Lake is almost done, but this convo is just getting started - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 289!

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Sarah celebrates Gallitine's Day the best way she knows how: by planting 9 lemon trees circling a bowl in honor of her fave OC gal, and Zooming up OG of the AG, and newfound appreciator of Melissa Gorga, Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and cohost of the podcast "You Might Know Her From"). They throw heart shaped vegan chocolates at each other through Zoom, and discuss whether or not Bethenny and Jill's friendship was a platonic showmance or something with more depth, Gia's sense of selective family loyalty, and the difficulties of being a Housewife's child during crisis storylines. Sarah is still waiting for Chris Manzo to slide into her DMs, but he's already made a full time home in her heart - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 288!

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Sarah celebrates Gallitine's Day the best way she knows how: with a solo OG of the AG monologue and don't you dare say that's like every other ep! She explores the intergenerational trauma evident in the conversation between Joe and Gia, how unspoken rage may factor into Jen's criticism of Marg's past, and responds to Satchels of Gold about Jen Shah's punitive friendship, and the real meaning behind Mary's church service. Please send this to Andy as an audio reel, and maybe he'll monologue on AG next - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 287!

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Sarah plants a tree in Zion in memory of every cast member but Meredith and Mary having forgotten Jen's federal indictment is hey, maybe a tad more important to discuss than Mr. Marks' shiva, after which she retires under its delightful shade for a shade-filled ep. She's joined by the absolute treasure that is Chris Murphy (comedian, staff writer at Vanity Fair, and co-author of VF's "Real Housewives: A Beginner's Guide") to discuss Mary's standing as "the funniest woman in America," what Meredith and Lisa's fight says about the complicated dynamics when female friendships fall apart, whether Lisa's accusations about infidelity are influenced by her Mormon culture, and why Jen is actively listening to unrealistic gossip about Meredith's history with the FBI, but not Stu. Lisa is a Shakespearean symbol and Mean Girls icon, and most importantly, the star of this talk - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 286!

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Sarah celebrates the magical premiere of RHONJ - what better term for the absolute spell Luis/"Louie" has over Tre - by buying a gift certificate to Chateau, and leaving an extra copy of Danielle's fave tome ("Beverly to Beverly: Please Call Me Danielle") outside the door. Overwhelmed with excitement about discussing NJ and NY, she calls one of her faves for a Northeast-specific special ep, Erica Cobb (co-host of Daily Blast Live and host of "Comeback with Erica Cobb," a podcast and social media show). They explore the "inside out" vs "outside in" criticism of Eboni's time on RHONY, the difference between traditional 'love bombing' and Louie's history of toxic romantic relationships, and the uneven pursuit of respect that Gia demands toward her dad but not her uncle Joe. This convo is so good Ramona just s**t the floor - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 285!

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Sarah locks herself in the cloffice, armed with a Zion producer, boom mic, and list of grievances about former Hinge DMs, as she 'privately monologues' (....) about various third dates for 700 hours, until she realizes she's actually on Instagram Live (hi baby gorgeous!). Undeterred by the Big Lisa Energy, she meets up with the Marks to her Barlow, the Brooks to her Wild Stallion Body Wash Fresh Bear Soap (please tell the Barlow Boys to work on branding after homework), Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They discuss Meredith's selective silence around friendship accountability on and off camera, the ways Heather and Whitney's pack mentality and selective morality have be influenced by restrictive religious and cultural environments, and whether confidences between former BFFs should still be kept. Come for AG theatre, and stay for the encore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 284!

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After creating a shoe box cut out version of Sonja's toaster oven (...where is it tho), Sarah searches wildly for the best GF paleo vegan bagel in NYC (what, like this is a big ask), until she realizes there's only one person to ask: IG's official bagel influencer, Kiki Monique (aka @TheTalkOfShame, and host of the podcast I'm Sorry, with Lemonada Media). They take a bite out the Mercury in retrograde-style craziness that is the Bravo universe this week, and discuss what Jennie's "special presentation" revealed about Bravo's possibly cursory casting process, the importance of separating political parties from racist acts (and why Jennie's response was the perfect example of how to get *everything* wrong), the differences between engaging content and absolute chaos on Salt Lake, and possibly surprising thoughts on whether they'd ever join Housewives. Come for the Housewives content, and stay for the Kymanda struggle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 283!

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Sarah takes Kevin's sprinter van to Zion in order to reflect on her top 5 Housewives (Shannon, Archie, and Archie, Archie, and Shan), until she reaches her peak-engaged moment of Zen (the ability to count the number of times Meredith left and then immediately returned to that dining table chaos). She Zooms up one of her fave spiritual advisors on culture and more, Matt Rogers (actor, comedian, television host, and the host of the iconic pod "Las Culturistas"). They discuss the difference between a b-story and beta Housewife, the ways RHONJ is built around a patriarchal structure, and share details on recent convos with SLC Housewives which have influenced their perspectives on network silence about Jennie's racism. This ep is so good the women of SLC are going to release mostly muddled statements about "finding the light" - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 282!

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Spiraling into a puddle of WTF after a wild week of headlines in the Bravo sphere ("JENNIE POSTED WHAT?" - pages 1-10), Sarah takes herself to a spiritual mikvah (aka a Mikvah), for a very necessary cleansing for the soul and also ears and eyes, by Zooming up one of her fave tellers of truth and an IG safe space for all, B. Graeter aka Petshopboy (content creator and host of the podcast, The B List). They discuss taking a critical eye to Jennie's reunion strategy in light of this week's shocking social media reveal, Dr. Nicole's Ashley Darby energy (we stan!), and what makes a good Housewives spinoff (bcc: Porsha et al). Sarah and B may have sworn off books, but they're still ready to read - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 281!

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Sarah hitches a ride to Salt Lake City, determined to set up an AG HQ in Mary's abandoned - and possibly condemned? - church, until she hears the voice of God (Manolo Blahnik), telling her to settle into the cloffice for an epic Zoom with one of her close friends and/or random acquaintances - when he talks about Shan, for whom he does not stan - James LaRosa (a multi-hyphenate writer, producer, director, creator, show runner, and aspiring Real Housewife). They settle into the spiritual People's People's Couch for a wide ranging discussion about why Whitney keeps fighting for a one-sided friendship/moment of accountability with Mary, Jen's inability to process filters and boundaries as anything but signs of weakness, and the difference between scripting and self producing on Orange County. Meredith may have left this convo as soon as Brooks was mentioned, but everyone else is fully clothed and very engaged - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 280!

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Sarah hears that back row mezzanine seats have become available for Jen Shah's upcoming trial, and immediately contacts the SarSquad (her fish, PK), to arrange for tickets to opening night (it's a limited run/support the arts!). She thinks of no better person to unpack all the baggage associated with Jen's on and off camera work than AG's official legal correspondent, Emily D. Baker (former prosecutor, legal commentator, and the host of The Emily Show). They discuss how Jen's legal future may be impacted by her positioning herself as a victim onscreen, the complicated reality behind Whitney's booby prize (giving Seth a boob cake), and how the pressure of focusing on women's bodies often falls on women to resolve, and why it's important to see Heather as an imperfect person when it comes to the Lisa debate. Winter is here, let the opinions snow (a different kind, RHONY) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 279!

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Sarah decides that friendship starts at home, so she slides a Zillow link for Gina's casita into Jen's DMs. She then books a little family van (driven by Kevin, natch), and speeds on over to one of her fave friends-of on AG, and an investigative journalist every Housewife should have on speed dial, Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, and cohost of the podcast "Pot Psychology"). They discuss what happens when cameras capture ongoing trauma with Alexia's family, the potential impact of Jen's on-screen behavior on her upcoming legal battle, and Meredith's friendship capital with the rest of the cast. If the world never sees Seth licking an edible birthday boob ever again, it will be too soon, but this convo is just in time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 278!

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Sarah arrives to Chateau Dubrow with a map provided by Noella and a warrant for receipts tucked into a bouquet provided by Sweet James, as she looks for secret footage from Heather's party that a producer may have left in the gifting room. She immediately gets lost in the entryway (who has a foyer connected to a foyer melded with 15 different shades of grey?), but thankfully finds her footing with an epic deep dive alongside content creator and spiritual advisor @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the differences between friendship and alliance on Orange County and Salt Lake, the ways that the performative illusion of wealth colors storylines, the impact of trauma on Mary's emotional growth, and reports (since confirmed) that she skipped the reunion. Turns out Adrienne Maloof really does do magic, because her historic absence from a reunion has inspired other Housewives to disappear - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 277!

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It's a post-Sarah-had-COVID spectacular! Sarah awakens from her 'think positive and test negative until you test positive and think negative' viral slumber (filled with dreams of her romping about with Archie Beador), for a sure-to-go-viral AG kiki with America's Sweetheart, and top two contender for fave OG of the AG, Damian Bellino (writer, producer, and co-host of the pod "You Might Know Her From"). They sit on the People's People's (Zoom) Couch for a post-quarantine catchup about the cost of fame (and family) upon joining Housewives (and Jen's gamble on both counts), the ways that the universal Housewives storyline of 'fraudulent' marriages/friendships has been impeded by financial/criminal enterprise (and what Miami's blockbuster reboot says about a possible return to form), and what Noella's already-complicated entry to the show means for her future on OC. Drinking game alert: have a chug of Mucinex every time Sarah whispers, 'I had COVID,' especially as she's yelping about Shan - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 276! Sarah says it's 277, but...she had COVID (everybody: drink).

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Ho ho ho, did Erika know? With Christmas rapidly approaching (or as Sarah calls it, the National Day of Self-Gifting thankyousomuchHanukkahHarryandalsoMastercard), Sarah welcomes back a true holiday treat - no, not a beachside vacay with Archie and Shan - an open and vulnerable convo about Housewives psych with Vox senior editor, Rachel Miller (author, "The Art of Showing Up: How to Be There for Yourself and Your People"). They discuss RHONY's potentially homoerotic sensibilities examined through a queer lens, the difference between representation and expression, and Mary and Jen's binding standards for 'true' friendship on Salt Lake City. Sarah's cackle is the new elf on a shelf, something she frequently gifts - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 275!

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Excited for another holiday season spending time with her loved ones (RHONY seasons 8-11), Sarah Zooms up another blessed event - a kiki with one of her fave outspoken content creators, and a temporary/ep specific Stan for Shan (more of a sympathizer, but Sarah will take it in any form), Christian Gray Snow (podcast host, Slut Pig Podcast and creator of the Slut Pig Shop). They discuss a possible formulation behind why certain Bravolebs become personal faves, whether Heather and Shannon are the "oil and vinegar" of OC (thanks, Tre), and Alexia's possibly-surprising star turn on the Miami reboot. Heather might be the low key villain, but that's just because she hasn't mailed Sarah some Colette - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 274!

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Sarah signs up for family therapy, after sending Shannon a cameo request that included the requested copy "please agree that we're family" and "so...lunch?" Thrilled after Shan sends a 9 minute video of Archie napping instead, she Zooms up another Bravoholic with ties to the OC, Veronica Leventhal (Bravoholic fan who works in forensics social work and criminal justice). They discuss Veronica's journey from a Bravo viewer to someone discussed by members of the OC cast, whether or not NY can re-set as successfully as Orange County (and the changing valuation around polarizing personalities), the ripple effect trauma of Jen's arrest, and whether Shan stirs the pot, or steps in it. Put nine lemons in a bowl, because this convo is zesty - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 273!   JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Invigorated by a refreshing, delightful, dramatic, and surprising turn on Orange County - meaning of course, Shannon's high pony accoutrement - Sarah books an appt with whichever stylist Dr. Moon says is best for her mind, and Zooms up an iconic truth teller of all things Madame Storms Beador, and a man who knows himself a People's People's Couch: actor, producer, director, and "People's Couch" star, Emerson Collins. They discuss how Shannon would fare as a Myers Briggs  personality type for Housewives, the surprising role reversal during Shane and Emily's nuanced conversation about faith, and why Lisa Barlow is a community theatre LVP. Emily Simpson, Sarah is sliding into your spiritual DMs, please heal the nation by coming on a future ep - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 272! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on IG and play the AG trivia contest on Sunday, December 12, winner receives one of Tom Girardi's best lawyer awards, care of Gabrielle Bluestone: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli Support and spread the word about the Del Shore's Foundation, an organization whose mission is promoting, mentoring and developing the work of LGBTQ southern writers: https://www.delshoresfoundation.org/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hops a PJ to Vail, excited to infuriate Mary long enough to receive a Chanel wardrobe, until her captain says they don't have enough pre-paid gas to cross Laguardia. After offering to eat dairy to no avail, she heads back to the People's People's Couch for a spiritual snow day (not so fast, ladies night at Beautique) with one of her fave authors and Bravoholics, Gabrielle Bluestone (Emmy-nominated producer of Netflix's Fyre documentary and author of HYPE: How Scammers, Grifters, and Con Artists are Taking Over the Internet - and Why We're Following). They discuss the difference between 'facts' and proof in Meredith's mind, friendship as the ultimate Housewives grift, and a 1950s social experiment that helps explain Housewives' strategic majority rule. Who needs a red bottom heel, when there are enough Househusband heels to go around - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 271! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Vote on the possibly-haunted giveaway discussed on today's ep! Follow Sarah on IG for more: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates another night of Hanukkah by opening the greatest gift of all - the premiere episode of Orange County, welcoming back fellow menorah holder and  homeowner of what looks like a 750 room mega-sized Ritz Carlton in Aspen, Heather Dubrow (we are truly blessed). And who better to unpack such a porte cochère covered present, than one of Sarah's favorite people and guests - Brian Moylan, President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, New York Times bestselling author ("The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives"), contributor on the recent ABC News/Hulu doc about Jen Shah, and host of The Dipp's holiday podcast, "The Twelve Gays of Christmas." Agreeing to disagree on 107% of the topics discussed (a new goal on the pod!), they explore lessons Porsha and Kyle could learn about post-Housewives generational success by way of Nene and Bethenny's examples, what the current Renaissance period for Housewives means for its future, and what - if any - responsibility the network and its audience share for combining entertainment with unfolding criminal case storylines. This ep is a double, and so is Sarah's never-ending love for Shan (you may have heard- she stans!) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 270!   JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah drives to Chateau salon in Franklin Lakes, excited to meet Santa Claus during his "Cop Without a Badge" book signing. After discovering the spa is out of books, tables, and with a 'discerning' 'friend' of 'Danielle' outside, Sarah high tails it back to NYC and the security blanket of a true Bravo stan - Justin Anderson (celebrity colorist, co-founder of the haircare brand dpHUE, and co-star on Very Cavallari). They discuss perception vs. reality on reality tv, the difficulty in the Bravo community of disagreeing without disemboweling, and why Erika Jayne's pre-RHOBH nickname  was "7-Eleven." In honor of Hanukkah, please listen to this eight times - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 269! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates Thanksgiving the best way she knows how - by adorning a Sassgiving shrine to Shan (9 lemons in a bowl and a gravy boat filled with chaos), and welcoming her spiritual BFF back to the People's People's Couch. She is joined by Richie Skye (entertainment journalist and pop culture expert) as they discuss vulnerabilities on and off podcasts, the difference between story and storylines, and the complex narrative around colorism and accountability on Potomac. This Thanksgiving, Sarah wants everyone to know how thankful she is for the AG community and also this isn't her effing plate - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 268! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah engages in some cheater brand biz against Ramona Singer, Inc - DESERVED - and trademarks "new beginnings" to best encapsulate her thoughts about a prestige week for Housewives content. Ramotional now more than ever, she Zooms up a return guest to the People's People's Couch, and honorary PhD in Potomac in Salt Lake City, Joel Kim Booster (actor, comedian, writer, and Bassett Hound). They discuss the difference between denial and silence regarding Jen vs Mary's 'creative cash flows,' whether Lisa's efforts to discuss Mary's church have been influenced by last season's Bad Weather, and why one of Andy's questions to Candiace should have also been asked of a certain BH Housewife. This convo is so good Nick Minaj is waiting backstage - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 267! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah draws herself a bath, Meredith Marks style (fully pruned after 6 hours of waiting for camera crews). She realizes her personality is bubbly enough without some extra suds, and realizes what she really needs is a shower of insight (go with it). So she Zooms up one of her all-time faves, writer, podcaster (Shut Up Evan, Drop Your Buffs), Gizelle Bryant historian, and the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz. They discuss the ways Candiace is viewed more harshly in the eyes of the public and less harshly in the eyes of her mind, where Meredith's reaction to Jen's shocking arrest lands on the performative/iconique spectrum, and Evan shares a voice note from an Emmy-winning Bravoholic celeb about the fashion on Salt Lake. Ryan Murphy needs to make a Netflix series about Housewives, unless he casts Lea Michele as Heather Dubrow, in which case it's a wrap - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 266! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND THE UPCOMING ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls The AG Sassgiving Zoom kiki will be on Saturday, November 20 at 6pm EST, and is open exclusively to Patreon supporters at the OG of the AG and People's People's Couch levels. Sign up/level up to get access! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After anxiously checking on her beloved fish son PK - perhaps he caught internal bleeding from Jen's imagination - Sarah calls 411 to glean as much Shahking information as she can from a historic and Shahmazing episode of SLC. And who answers her Bravo bat call but Sarah's fave Bravoholic BFF, a bubble bath for the soul, a multimillion dollar Vail promotional consideration kind of pal, and someone who would never need to steal an $800 green clutch from Meredith's store because his takes make you green with envy (s/o RHONJ!), Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pods Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the tension between Meredith's engagement on all things Jen Shah vs rumors about Mary's church, what Jen's shocking participation in the after show says about her strategy off camera, and the ways that Salt Lake is playing against type (aka Erika Jayne). Potomac also happened, and that's nice too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 265! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND THE UPCOMING ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls The AG Sassgiving Zoom kiki will be on Saturday, November 20 at 6pm EST, and is open exclusively to Patreon supporters at the OG of the AG and People's People's Couch levels. Sign up/level up to get access! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Feelin Jovani and also Pat Kiernan, Sarah goes to read the daily papers, and realizes that there are only so many times she can start a trial subscription for Sutton Stracke Presents the LA Times. Inspired by some fantastic long form pieces on Erika Jayne written by today's guests (Andy agrees!), Sarah Zooms up noted Housewives historians Kevin Fallon (senior entertainment reporter, The Daily Beast) and Louis Peitzman (Vulture, among others) for a wide ranging and very deep dive convo of all things Erika Jayne. They discuss what Andy's surprising reaction to Erika Jayne critique says about managing Erika and the audience on-and-off camera, the differences between how Erika and Candiace's outbursts are critiqued by their respective casts, and the troubling pattern of rewarding bad behavior with regard to Housewives and alleged crime. This panel deserves a Pulitzer, so please let Suzanne in HR know to add it to the list - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 264! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND THE UPCOMING ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls The AG Sassgiving Zoom kiki will be on Saturday, November 20 at 6pm EST, and is open exclusively to Patreon supporters at the OG of the AG and People's People's Couch levels. Sign up/level up to get access! Read Kevin's piece in the Daily Beast: https://www.thedailybeast.com/erika-jaynes-angry-outbursts-during-the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-reunion-did-her-no-favors Read Louis' piece in Vulture: https://www.vulture.com/article/erika-jayne-rhobh-season-11-performance-divorce-allegations.html   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Realizing her DVR likely has internal bleeding after the sonic boom level screeching Sarah uttered during the last 10 min of SLC, she calls up her spiritual Homeland Security advisor (more for the heart than federal gov), Potomac super stan, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino (writer, producer, co-host of the podcast You Might Know Her From). They discuss the differences between a subject vs. object Housewife, the potentially difficult translation when a Bravoholic becomes a Bravoleb, and what Andy got right about Candiace's inability to account for her problematic behavior. Gizelle's relationship history may be a puzzle, but this episode is putting all the pieces (and Jamal) together - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 263! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls The AG Sassgiving Zoom kiki will be on Saturday, November 20 at 6pm EST, and is open exclusively to Patreon supporters at the OG of the AG and People's People's Couch levels. Sign up/level up to get access! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hits the comedy circuit in NYC, excited to discover more laughable reasons Bravo may keep Ramona. In between sets by famed comedians Sonja Morgan and Joe Gorga, she runs into a true stand up icon: comedian and co-host of the pod Ruined, Alison Leiby. They discuss the presumption of innocence Erika is demanding while in turn refusing to extend to Tom's victims, opposing views on the impact of Kyle Richards' production power, and 3-6 seconds on Salt Lake. Sarah is unwilling to accept that BH is over, so consider this P5 of a ten part addendum - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 262! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hears about the newest Housewives franchise, and attempts to sign up for a nonexistent Bravo Amazing Race, in order to potentially fly over filming in Dubai. Undeterred after both corporate and Visa debit tell her this is non negosh, she jets to her other happy place instead - a discussion of MVP Housewives with the hosts of the pod "Come Thru Queen," Dan Calabrese and Brendan Davis. They explore the market value of Kyle Richards, star of screen and screen (ya know, movies and tv), why Dan and Brendan's picks for the top 10 most valuable Housewives include erasure of some historic OGs, and whether or not Jennie and Duy's disconcerting conversations about expanding their family may have been influenced by an increased need for storyline behind the scenes. Archie Beador is back home, and so is this fab Bravoholic throuple - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 261! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Distraught over news of Dorit's upsetting break-in, Sarah blocks Edwin's phone number (...kidding) and hides in her shoes (it's a joke, Teddi. The vitamins in carrots add humor). Feeling the need to find comfort on the People's People's Couch, Sarah Zooms up Youtuber - and former TomTom employee! - Adam Coy Newell. They explore the nuanced navigation writing about Housewives, the connection between performative wealth and Kim Kardashian and Dorit's deeply troubling robberies, and an exclusive clip from the AG Live special ep, featuring a chat with Dallas Housewife Dr. Tiffany Moon. Beverly Hills may be 4 parts, but Sarah's hoping for a bonus 50 more - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 260! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE AG LIVE FULL EPISODE, BONUS EPS, AND ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Special thanks to Dr. Tiffany Moon, Luann de Lesseps, Damian Bellino, and Club Cumming for their support of Andy's Girls Live. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Absolutely feeling Zen Wen after the sold-out Andy's Girls Live (ep coming next week!), Sarah wraps Bravoholic Appreciation Week the best way she knows how - with two of her absolute fave Bravo content creators, Abby and Vanessa from the pod and IG account Real Moms of Bravo. They discuss what Rinna's reaction to Amelia and Scott's breakup says about her capacity for non-performative personal storylines, the ways Erika's reaction to Tom's crimes is more about her 'hope' than 'belief,' and whether Candiace's delayed-empathy about Mia's childhood is really a next-gen echo of her mom. Grab your fave Bravoholic and listen to this ep twice in their honor - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 259! JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With Andy's Girls Live nearly here (someone cue "One More Day" from Les Misérables aka RHONY) along with the start of Bravoholic Appreciation Week, and having just rewatched the excellent start to the RHOBH reunion, Sarah works on her breathing exercises ("less Girardi, less Jayne"), and calls up her fave breath of fresh air, actor and writer for theGrio, Jared Alexander. They unpack the sacrificial lamb-style friendship contract that everyone in the cast seems to want Garcelle and Sutton to sign, Dorit's fascinating performance as a woman scorned (by...reality tv rules of engagement?), and Erika's interest in closing the chapter to a book at its start. Andy's Girls Live is almost sold out, kind of like Rinna the last couple years - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 258! LIMITED AVAIL: BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches the new Potomac and immediately Venmos her therapist a bonus since the only topics she plans to discuss concern Candiace, Mia, and their moms. After being told said therapist doesn't watch Bravo and prefers something called 'magazines,' Sarah immediately blocks her, buys shoes, and Zooms up Bravoholic bliss: a Potomac-heavy AG kiki with Team Monique whisperer, Danielle Prescod (author, podcast host, and DEI consultant). They explore the many layers  navigating Candiace's sensitivity training ('don't have none, won't be none'), Wendy's work ascending the Housewives Inc corporate ladder one single-wicked candle at a time, and what the women of Salt Lake City understand about independent streams of income for independent women. Eating your greens is almost as important as spending them, and Andy's Girls Live is the perfect supplement- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 257!   BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates Chinese New Year (the year of the ox and also cackle), by watching the RHOBH finale and per Crystal's counsel, waiting to take out the trash (Tom). Instead, she Zooms up one of her fave Bravoholic institutions, and Lisa Rinna's spiritual nemesis, Ryan Bailey (host, So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey). They continue this week's pod swap - make sure to listen to P1 on his show! - by discussing the ways that the RHOBH audience resembles virtual reality, if Rinna can ever come back from her role as Erika's primary consigliere, and what Sutton has taught the other women about creating and maintaining boundaries, no matter what. Erika may threaten lawsuits to keep people silent, but this convo will keep you talking - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 256! BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Spiritually still in LA, land of dreamers and Kyle and Kim, Sarah hops on a trolley Kathy originally bought for Paris and Nicky as a joke, and takes in the CA sights (TomTom, Pump, the dried carcass of what once lived Villa Blanca), before Zooming up her fave podcast whisperer, Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They discuss the joie de vivre that is Meredith Marks' magical mystery tour, the losing gamble Lisa played introducing a real-life pal as an on-camera friend-of, and whether Candiace is immune to understanding low blows because of her lower-blow relationship with her therapist mom. This ep is your golden ticket (but don't forget to buy one for AG Live!) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 255! BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah jets to the City of Angels (hi Sutton and Garcelle!) for a few days of R&R (rewatch and repeat). She checks in at the historic setting of Pantygate - the Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills - and meets up with LA resident and RHOBH linguist, James LaRosa (multi-hyphenated writer, director, and showrunner). They explore the ways the Fox Force Whomever may further punish Sutton for being in the audience's favor, whether Never Have I Ever was an idea 'stolen' by production (and Rinna's interest in exploiting Garcelle's first Q, regardless), and why Dorit may need to learn a 5th language (taking responsibility for saying dumb ish). The Dame is in LA, and off to Groupon Erika's glam - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 254! BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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En route to LA to get Lisa Rinna's friendship bracelet surgically removed, Sarah watches the Potomac Reasonably Shady ep and realizes the only thing unreasonable would be missing the chance to unpack this perfect scene. She Zooms up one of her fave IG content creators - a Bravo investigative translator like no other - @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the ways that Askala and Mia are further strengthening the Potomac playing field (while turning on each other), the ways that Rinna is strategically refusing to take accountability for anything but being the 'perfect' friend (to Erika alone), and whether the Fox Force Yada could ever split their majority vote. Watch out diamonds and rosé, here comes Delta middle aisle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 253! BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Big BravoCon Energy - and a VERY exciting announcement at the end of this ep! - Sarah heads over to the Regency for an AG kiki with her Bravoholic BFF. She watches the day's View en route, and decides if emergency Zoom is good enough for Joy and the VP, it's good enough for the OGs of the AG! Separated by neighborhoods and some opinions on BH, Sarah is joined by Damian Bellino (comedian, co-host of the podcast You Might Know Her From), for a double ep's worth of convo about Erika Jayne. They discuss the ways that Erika deigns to discuss family matters when in service to an empathetic narrative arc, the impact of groupthink with the Fox Force Yada plus Crystal vs Sutton and Garcelle, and the "unsavory" idea of choosing friendship with a falsehood. Sarah and Damian are going live in October, someone save a row for the Dame's cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 252! BUY TICKETS TO ANDY'S GIRLS LIVE (October 17 at Club Cumming in NYC!): https://www.eventbrite.com/e/andys-girls-live-tickets-177427960807 JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS AND ACCESS TO ZOOM EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah attempts to reserve an orchestra seat at Jen Shah's upcoming trial, until she's told there are no advance sales aside of TKTS. Sarah immediately hires a Task Rabbit to wait in line until March (Kim K. better be on the defense during sweeps), and Zooms up her favorite legal commentator, former prosecutor. and host of The Emily Show, Emily D. Baker. They sit on the spiritual People's People's (Court's) Couch, and discuss the many complexities inherent in Erika's latest car accident reveal, the tension inherent in demanding trust without providing it, what Bethenny's viral scoop on Erika tells us about 'who knew' inside the network, and why Jen may be reveling in the federal court version of 'there's no such thing as bad press.' PK is the voice of reason, and this convo adds more than a dash of sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 251! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Andy's Girls 250th episode extravaganza!!!! And in order to celebrate, Sarah eschews the 25th anniv symbol(in the words of Scheana Shay, this pod is good as gold, not silver), and Zooms up her fave glistening diamond, and Bravo bestie, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pods Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @bravobybetches). They discuss the absolutely extraordinary premiere of Salt Lake City, and the fascinating ways to reevaluate Jen Shah's performative nature in light of her federal charges, whether or not a Gizelle/Karen stalemate can ever stay fresh, and their predictions for the upcoming BH reunion (which doesn't bode well for the People vs Lisa Rinna). This pod may have turned 250, but thanks to Dr. Giese it doesn't look a day over 35 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 250! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah sneaks into the Beverly Hills reunion disguised as one of Kathy Hilton's puppies/fur stoles. After running away as fast as she can from Lisa "Erika said what? oh look a dog" Rinna, she trots on back to the People's People's Couch for an epic double ep kiki with Erica Cobb, co-host of "Daily Blast Live," host of "Comeback with Erica Cobb," a podcast and social media show, and the screenwriter behind "Conspiracy Theory 2: Still Conspirin'" (not really). They discuss the spectrum of empathy to accountability when discussing Candiace's weaponization of shame, the problem with assigning weakness and strength to Sutton and Erika's showdown, and a few shocking conspiracy theories that Erica has about Erika Jayne. In honor of Salt Lake City premiere weekend, Sarah and Erica are fully engaged - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 249! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah unravels after one of the greatest eps of Housewives in recent history - a dinner party from hell, heaven sent - so she immediately races to Beverly Hills (jk, a Zoom from her NYC bed), to unpack all things Erika Jayne with one of her fave culture critics - and Erika Jayne spiritual investigator - Alex Zaragoza (screenwriter, producer, and senior culture writer at Vice). They unpack whether or not objectivity is a goal when discussing Housewives, the differences between reputation and recognition, and of course 1756 hours on Erika Jayne. Turns out when it comes to Erika's behavior, Sarah and Alex give many f**ks - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 248! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Read Alex's VICE piece on Chilean singer-songwriter Mon Laferte: https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5g9dq/mon-lafertes-cathartic-folk-rock-is-the-product-of-an-extraordinary-life See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches the newest episode of Potomac, and is horrified to realize she has never ONCE been offered the key to Karen's hometown. She soothes herself the best way she knows how: with human sunshine, and fellow Kyle apologist, Daniel Stokes (senior program lead of employee interactions, Door Dash). They unpack whether Wendy's horoscope was actually a prophecy for her latest tirade against Gizelle, whether Gizelle's First Lady visage inhibits her own capacity for empathy, and how the Beverly Hills cast may adapt to ongoing audience reaction on the reunion. This convo kiki is Zen, Wen - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 247! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah the private rehearsal for Sonja Morgan's upcoming cabaret tour (really!), and is lifted up into heaven during and after. Following a historic - and singular - performance, she is lowered below the earth's surface, the current season of RHONY's spiritual lower level. She puts on a few coats of SPF 9 billion, and Zooms up one of her fave guest co-hosts who always brings hot takes, writer Rafi D'Angelo (SoLetsTalkAbout.com). They discuss Sarah's wild night at Sonja's show, and what happened when the only straight man in the audience was livestreamed on OnlyFans, how and why the cast of RHOBH is better equipped for nuanced convos around race than, ya know, Ramona and LuAnn, Ashley's resume as the official Housewife LinkedIn, and Dorit's split perspective on 'bullying,' while sitting at the same table as Erika Jayne. The tech for this episode a fair amount of TLC, inspired by what the world feels for Kathy Hilton, forevermore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 246! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Feeling stung by the latest flyover Singer Stinger, Sarah hides in Lu's fave bush and calls up her fave Bravoholic pal - and Jameela Jamil truther - Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, and host of the podcast Pot Psychology). They disregard whatever garbage is currently being burned on NY, and instead discuss Zen Wen's pulpit-worthy dragging of Gizelle, why Robyn needs more than "tough love" (perhaps...empathy?), and the ways that Erika's narrative seems to be falling apart, even with Rinna's potential coaching behind the scenes. Garcelle and Sutton are one dream team, and here's another - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 245! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH HER IG WED FOR A SURPRISE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Tracie's Merch! Use code "Ag2021" for 10% off your first order! https://pipedreams.fun/ Sarah loves the Trask Industries mug and Lena sweatshirt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah decides to add some Zen Wen positive energy in her humble abode with nine lemons and a bowl, until she realizes she accidentally bought six (turns out, unlike Sutton, she's not great at math). After screaming "this isn't even my effing plate" into the abyss as lemons run for the door, she ambles over to the People's People's Couch for a breath of fresh air, the host of Lemonada Media's new pod "I'm Sorry," Kiki Monique aka The Talk of Shame. They discuss whether an apologizer like Ramona can ever feel regret, Sutton's elevation to GOAT-level handler of receipts, and why Erika Jayne's storyline is rapidly approaching her house of cards' garage. Who needs 40k/month glam, when this convo will leave you aglow - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 244! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH HER LIVE RECAP RHONY: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's garbage day in Sarah's neighborhood, so she leaves this trash season of RHONY on the curb, and calls up her fave treasure instead, IG's Petshopboy (aka B Graeter). They discuss B's relationship with Leah McSweeney, and why he thinks the NY OGs are ultimately to blame for this current season, the warring qualities Karen v Gizelle share with Marg v Jen, and the ways Wendy's sensuality is being weaponized by Gizelle. Apologies to raccoons, but this season of NY is foaming at the mouth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 243! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND SEE HER ICONIC BAT MITZVAH PIC: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches this week's RHONY, and immediately runs to the mikvah to cleanse herself of Ramona's next level schtick. Healed by the idea that karma is coming to the Singer Stinger (the proteins being sold out at Cipriani), Sarah chooses the epitome of spiritual self care: a double episode with the iconique IG deep diver @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss what the just-released RHOSLC S2 trailer says about the art of emotional manipulation, why Rinna is punishing Garcelle when it comes to being a true friend, and what it means when Bravo stays silent as Ramona doubles down. There's a new dream team in town, and we don't just mean Sutton, Crystal, and Garcelle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 242! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND SEE HER ICONIC BAT MITZVAH PIC: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah dresses in all black (let's pretend this is telling), and adds a funereal (but cute) veil over her hair, mourning the loss of Bravocon 2021. Inconsolable, she meets up to pray for a healthy and vaxxy Bravocon 2022 with IG truth teller and Sonja apologist, Eliza aka @FaceReality16. They discuss the possibility that an indicted Jen Shah thinks her future is Erika Jayne's past, Garcelle's grace under pressure, and whether Lu and Ramona will ever stop punching down. The women on RHONY think they know a good cackle, but wait until they hear this Dame's - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 241! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hops on Tom Girardi's possibly-purloined PJ to Beverly Hills, ready for diamonds and rosé and chi-chi-chi-chi-chic. Before takeoff, she realizes, wait, there's no place like home (also, who wants to pay for a whole plane, ammiright, everyone but Tom?). So she stays in NYC, and the heart of Beverly Hills heads to her instead! Sarah welcomes Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Crystal Kung Minkoff to NYC and the People's People's Couch, where they discuss the ways that body dysmorphia impacted her fight with Sutton over the definition of "violation," whether viewers will ever see Erika acknowledge the victims of Tom's alleged crimes, and why she's looking forward to her first reunion. This is a safe space, and not just because Sarah gets to talk Disney childhoods with Rob - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 240! *TW: eating disorders, body dysmorphia *This episode was recorded prior to the new RHOBH, which Sarah will recap on Patreon (along with NY, gulp) JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah buys a three seater People's People's Couch from the Pretty Mess estate sale (Mikey gave her a discount along with his LinkedIn). Thrilled by the extra room and 17 karat diamond studs she found taped under a cushion, she (Zoom) invites over one of her fave pairs of Bravo besties, and the hosts of the pod Come Thru Queen, Brendan Davis and Dan Calabrese. They discuss what friendship means to Erika Jayne (and its impact on the Fox Force Five), why Mia's husband is showing the importance of partnerships, and whether needing more women on NY means culling or keeping the current cast. Wen might be Zen, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 239! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah finds out Sonja Morgan is launching her own cabaret tour, and immediately buys the first 6 rows (one for each of the Sonja by Sonja Morgan toaster ovens she plans to hoard, just as soon as they become avail). She celebrates feeling joy whilst hearing "RHONY cabaret" - maybe the best part of RHONY this season, and it happened online - with her Bravoholic bestie, Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They deep dive the ways Erika is acutely aware of her cast responsiveness that Bethenny 2.0 was not, what happens if/when Jen Shah refuses to be present for reality (if not federal court), and why the tension between Wendy and Mia feels similar to Dorinda vs. Tinz. Who needs a cheater brand when you can have the real thing - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 238! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by a lazy Sunday + 24 hours nap on the People's People's Couch, Sarah's co-host dreams become reality - an epic kiki with People's Couch OG, Emerson Collins (actor, producer, director, and part-time Bethenny apologist). They settle into the People's People's/People's Couch for a long ranging discussion on the ways in which Bethenny and Carole succeeded and stumbled translating their feud, the difference between being accountable and humble for a BH OG, and why it's important to be specific when calling RHONY 'boring' (cough cough, Ramona and LuAnn). Erika's tweets are a mess, but this convo is anything but - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 237! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah tries to create the IG account @PrettyMess-y to describe her DMs on Hinge, when she receives a stern "too soon" from Mikey and Co. Undeterred by Erica's possibly-volunteer army of glam, Sarah logs on for an epic double episode with her fave triple threat, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert). They unpack the many complexities inherent in discussing Erika Jayne's behavior on TV and online, possible reasons behind Mia and Dr. Wendy's already tumultuous relationship, and what the future holds for Gizelle vs Karen (a win for everyone). Sonja was inspired to finally make her toaster oven after this convo, because it's just that hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 236! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP. RSVP TO THE AUGUST 8 (5PM EDT) PATREON EXCLUSIVE ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah gets a visitor's pass to the Andy's Girls archives, and after getting past security (Sarah), play room (Sarah), and single's lounge (also Sarah), she stops by the gift shop and finds the perfect present - this never before heard AG kiki with the hosts of The Reality Is, Aarti and Noor. How well did their early summer predictions about New York, Beverly Hills, and Potomac stack up? It's a (Team) Crystal ball special ep! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah frolics in her cloffice, yearning for a RHONY as splendid as her dress-and-shoe debt. The only thing that could make this moment greater? A watchable RHONY. And how about number two? An epic kiki with her fave Bravoholic writer (watch out Carole!), Jared Alexander (actor, writer for TheGrio). They unpack the possible spiritual connection between Ashley and Michael's marriage and Erika and Tom's mirage, how much of an influence Dorothy may have in Candiace and Karen's relationship (or lack thereof), and oh look, a bird (things more interesting than NY, ammiright). Sonja may be melting down in Salem, but this convo is hot, hot, hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 234! JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE PATREON EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah Googles "Richards family reunions," curious to see which second cousin Kathy thinks of as her familial Hunky Dory. Deterred by the number of I Love Turtles shirts that show up instead, she calls up her spiritual relative, the Kim to her Kyle, and a shared lover of Kath - Damian Bellino (writer, producer, host of the podcast "You Might Know Her From, and OG of the AG). Apparently recording on Opposite Day, they share nice characteristics of their previous arch nemeses Richards sis, whether Karen and Gizelle are losing the smize behind their ongoing wink-and-a-smile battle royale (and why Potomac is perfection, regardless), and whether RHONY could reset with a full/majority cast reboot. Bethenny said this convo is so good, she's thinking of coming back - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 233! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah shares her initial thoughts on the Potomac premiere, why Karen v Gizelle is a breath of fresh air, and how the focus on the cast's 'real' romantic relationships compare with RHONJ. Do you like AG Mini/Mini AG? Let Sarah know! And send her better title ideas. IG: @damegalli Support this abbreviated sass: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Deeply fulfilled after another perfect episode of Beverly Hills, Sarah awakes bright eyed and bushy tailed (Dear Hinge: bow-chicka-wow-wow), and immediately races to the People's People's Couch for a spiritual People's People's Court. She dials up the Hunky to her Dory, the Thoma to her Sina, and the official AG legal correspondent, Emily D. Baker (legal commentator, former prosecutor, and host of The Emily Show). They unpack Britney Spears' legal battle, and the freedoms Tom Girardi is afforded that she is not, a nuanced conversation around how one can empathize with Erika while still holding her to account, and why Sutton and Crystal's epic argument may stem from their opposing reactions to conflict. You'll never get to call Sarah's leather pants ugly, because this dame wears dresses instead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 232! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah thinks of her spiritual Housewives picks (Heather Gay, Shan for whom she will always stan)and realizes three's the charm/Curtin cuff. But who? Who? Flustered by a list of 100+ options - not nearly enough - she Zooms up the perfect guide for this quest: Jamie Stein ('Housewives empath,' and host of the podcast Deep Dive with Jamie Stein). They discuss the misconceptions associated with Monique's struggles on Potomac, "following the breadcrumbs" of Housewife energies, and Erika's spiritual imprisonment of disconnection. Ms. Jayne may sing about not giving many f**ks, but this convo certainly does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 231! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Refreshed, renewed, and revitalized, Sarah once again opens the People's People's Couch for #ShotGirlSummer (upside: not near a highway like Bethenny's investment property). Schvitzing with joie de vivre and a lack of couch-side AC, she invites over one of her Bravoholic BFFs, and a fellow vaxxinista, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the podcast Pop Alarm, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the question of audience intention on RHONY - is it the cast, or is it us - and the distortion that happens when OGs lose sense of the reality behind reality tv, why facts matter as much as intent and impact on BH, and the importance of understanding the nuances behind Crystal and Sutton's triggers/flaws. Kathy Hilton says Mazel Tov, and we all know what that means - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 230! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch "Do I Move You?" (free to stream through July 9) presented by the Black Rep in St. Louis, and make a donation in honor and memory of Dr. Jonathan Smith, father of Radio Andy's The Smith Sisters (Lauren, Rachel, and Mariah): https://theblackrep.org/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nature is healing because the People's People's Couch is welcoming back some IRL guests! Sarah celebrates this momentous return to in-person AG kikis the best way she knows how: by continuing to wear pajamas well after the morning hours, and chatting with one of her fave Bravoholic BFFs and multi-hyphenates, James LaRosa (writer, producer, director, creator, showrunner, and Garcelle superstan). They unpack the lens through which women's vulnerabilities and complications can be weaponized on Housewives and in pop culture, why Erika's divorce narrative doesn't match with previous season receipts, and what Britney Spears may have in common with possible RHOBH contender, Nicolette Sheridan. The People's People's Couch loves a vaccinated duo almost as much as Sarah loves Kathy's quirks - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 229! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Upon learning the news that Kelly Dodd is retiring from Bravo in order to devote her life to charity work (being fired from OC really is such a mitzvah), Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: a wide-ranging Bravoholics kiki with her fellow Doxxinista, Samantha Bush (staff writer at The Dipp, host of the pod "Hot Off the Mess," and Instagram's @BravoHistorian). They discuss what the OC reboot means for content creators, the impact of fame on the notorious housewife Second Season Curse, and what the Fox Force Five is getting wrong about...everything. Kelly and Braunwyn may be gone, but this ep has arrived right on time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 228! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches "The Housewife and the Hustler," a Hulu doc named in honor of Danielle and Dana/Pam's appearances as the official experts in crime. Sarah recuses herself from shit-talking the crypt keeper of Franklin Lakes (...in a minute), by talking with another star of the doc, Chris Murphy (staff writer at Vanity Fair, tastemaker of all things Bravo). They unpack the devastating consequences of Tom's alleged crimes, why the past is important in understanding Sutton v. Crystal, and why LuAnn, Mensa member and astrophysicist, may owe Ramona a fruit basket after the white fragility starring role is (reportedly) reversed in the next ep. Eboni K. Williams is a queen, and this convo is royal-tea - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 227! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah welcomes the Sabbath by DMing Leah's rabbi to ask if Hebrew can come up with another word for "challah" that doesn't sound like a certain "holla" hello. After being told she needs a hobby - honestly, true - Sarah makes like Jill Zarin and keeps talking instead, as she kikis with an amaze Bravoholic and TikTok superstar, Julian Hagins. They unpack Bravo's complicated path diversifying Dallas, NY and Beverly Hills, what happens when Allies Go Wild, and why Garcelle's costars calling her 'inauthentic' may actually be the greatest compliment. Elegance is learned, my friends, and this ep is top of the class - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 226! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG and help her hit 7k!: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah stops by Vanderpump Pets, in search of an answer to life's greatest question ("Overserved." Why.). After discovering that Lisa Vanderpump has fled E! and is holing up at Villa Rosa with Rosita and the ghost of Giggy and living Ken, Sarah Zooms up the next best thing: an epic Bravoholic kiki with Ryan Bailey (host, "So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey"). They discuss Ryan's holy trinity (three recent visits to TomTom), debate Dorit's direction during Bottoms Up, and unpack the differences between class, education, and intelligence - and why Luann doesn't care. Kathy Hilton says she stans this ep, and Mike and Evan too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 225! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah begins the holy preparation for BravoCon - a convening of great minds outside The Regency, texting each other "question mark" - by Zooming up a new guest to the People's People's Couch, and a steadfast Bravo aficionado, Erica Cobb (co-host, "Daily Blast Live," host, "Comeback with Erica Cobb" podcast and social media show). They discuss the impact of Eboni and Leah's united front (and differing personalities), what happens when a Jersey Housewife runs analog while her castmates are digital, and the complicated critiques facing Garcelle from fans. Sarah won't let the mouse go, by which she means ever letting this epic episode end - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 224! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah sits shivah for another weekend without access to Countess and Friends Live, until she realizes she has just the ticket to bridge all things Bravo and Broadway - an epic kiki with the Tony-winning star of stage and screen, Annaleigh Ashford! They discuss Annaleigh's upcoming Ryan Murphy-helmed vehicle with fellow Bravoholic Sarah Paulson, the importance of humor as a survival tactic for childhood trauma(BCC: Nene, Margaret, and Bethenny), and what the cast of Dallas could learn from Beverly Hills when it comes to social media accountability. Sarah and Anna went to college together, and this convo is a masterclass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 273! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah walks to the NY Public Library, after hearing it may have the best lighting for selfies. Consternated to discover the windows are blocked by books, she self soothes by checking out the new Bravo Bible, the just-released book "The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives," written by the esteemed President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, and a fellow Dame, Brian Moylan. Sarah Zooms up Dame Moylan for a deep dive into how Vicki ultimately (surprisingly) defines herself, why Bethenny may have been running a masterclass in press maneuvering for plot on Season 3, and an a-ha moment around how to think of Housewives' reflection on society. Unlike Luann, this convo will never be on the lower level - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 222! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND SARAH YOUR RECCS FOR RHONY LANDMARKS IN NYC: IG @damegalli and andysgirlsshow@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With BravoCon 2021 on the horizon, Sarah realizes that the People's People's Couch is missing an...iconic touch. So she Zooms up one of the Bravo community's spiritual advisors, Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino"). They discuss the group dynamic when Sonja rewrites her past/refuses to stay present, the chicken and egg scenario of Joe and Melissa's marital tension on reality TV, and why Kathy Hilton makes everyone (aside from a few childhood friends) smile. This is a match made in Bravoholic history, and an iconic AG kiki - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 221! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND SARAH YOUR RECCS FOR RHONY LANDMARKS IN NYC: IG @damegalli and andysgirlsshow@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah starts a secret Facebook group called ManzoAnon, dedicated to her reminding herself not to send Chris Manzo thirst DMs on the daily. After realizing there is no better support group than doubling down, she calls up IG's creators of pop culture, and one of Sarah's fave community organizers, DeuxMoi (voice distorted to protect anonymity!). They discuss why Friends-of friendships may fare better in Jersey than NYC, which NYC landmarks should be considered a part of RHONY Epcot, and some rumblings about the Manzo's biz dealings (not you, Chris!). Anon please, on everything except this amaze kiki - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 220! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND SARAH YOUR RECCS FOR RHONY LANDMARKS IN NYC: IG @damegalli and andysgirlsshow@gmail.com SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah mixes her nightly melatonin with an extra episode of "The Big Shot with Bethenny," and experiences a fever dream that Dr. Tiffany Moon has been cyber bullied off Dallas by a man named "Chart." Sarah awakes with a jolt, and attends to emergency self care the best way she knows how - an AG kiki with the delightful Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, host of the podcast Pot Psychology, and owner of PipeDreams.fun). They discuss what Tiffany's uncertain RHOD future means for the franchise, the potential influence of Joe Gorga's childhood trauma on his 'traditional values' focus, and why Leah and Heather's reported fight may have more to do with the business of reality tv than streetwear. Luann is Ageless by Ramona, and Sarah wants Dr. Giese to immediately slide into her DMs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 219! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SHOP TRACIE'S NEW STORE, PIPE DREAMS: https://pipedreams.fun/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up bright eyed and bushy tailed (don't worry, she has an consult scheduled with Terry Dubrow). Inspired by the fact that someone actually paid significant money to create "The Big Shot with Money," Sarah realizes all her dreams are fully within reach. She returns an unused copy of Final Cut Pro and Zooms up a pro with the final - and best- word: writer, podcaster, and the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz ("Shut Up Evan"). They discuss the differences Bethenny's strategic narrative on reality tv vs reality competition series, why Vicki's potential return to Orange County may help the franchise move forward (...woohoo?), and behind the scenes tea about Leah vs. Heather which may help explain their rumored clash. Dorinda may be on pause from RHONY, but this convo is fast forward - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 218! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In honor of Mother's Day, Sarah invites Caroline Manzo to a lovely mother-in-law brunch. After Caroline doesn't respond (doesn't she know about Sarah and Chris?!), Sarah calls up one of her fave Bravo podcasters, mom of five, and Summer House seeker of truth, Kate Casey ("Reality Life with Kate Casey"). They discuss the importance of vulnerability in otherwise performative Housewives, whether Summer House can ever go back to its roots, and what will happen to Orange County - and the overall brand - if Kelly stays on the show. Justice for Dr. Tiffany Moon after that dreadful reunion, and our collective ears and eyes - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 217! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In anticipation of a Bravo kiki with one of her dream guests, Sarah books a table for two at Villa Blanca, only to realize 1. it's...still closed and 2. she lives in New York. Undeterred, Sarah adorns herself with diamonds and rosé and zooms up RHOBH fan, New York Times contributing writer, and acclaimed author, Roxane Gay ("Bad Feminist," "Difficult Women," "Hunger," "Ayiti," "An Untamed State"). They discuss Erika Jayne's performative vulnerability, whether the cast of Housewives could ever include Househusbands, and why the pleasure of watching Bravo is best enjoyed without guilt. Lucy Lucy says this ep is so good she's going back to Dorit - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 216! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah sends in an audition reel for Radio Andy, consisting of a 6 hour "Best Of: Cackle" demo. After being told that her delightful laugh broke windows (a sign of good luck!!), Sarah sticks to podcasting - with one of her fave Radio Andy stars! She Zooms up Amy Phillips, host of "Reality Checked" on Radio Andy Sirius XM, WWHL video impressionist, and forthcoming author, for a deep dive into performative friendships on Summer House, the use/misuse of factions on NJ, ATL, and Dallas, and why Joe Gorga may be improvising misogyny for the sake of plot. Please tell Big Frank to slide into Sarah's DMs, because she loves an OG with new knees - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 215! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INVITES TO SPECIAL EVENTS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired after watching the Academy Awards: 1940s Supper Club Edition, Sarah Zooms up another LA classic, Radio Andy's John Arthur Hill (actor, writer, producer, co-host of "Andy Cohen Live" and host of "The Feels"). They get into long-form feelings about Jill Zarin's 'IG wink' at a possible return to Housewives through the all-stars special mini series, how the director of Minari's poignant words about film and culture also apply to the world of Bravo and reality TV, and the evolution of John and Andy's relationship dynamics on and off Radio Andy. No octopi were harmed in the making of this episode, so please don't slide 8 tentacles into Sarah's DMs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 214! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC A ONE-HOUR OSCARS RECAP EP, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Testing whether or know she remembers how to read outside of dragging someone about Danielle, Sarah picks up a copy of "Hype: How Scammers, Grifters, and Con Artists Are Taking Over the Internet - and Why We're Following." Inspired by the discourse (and happy to have read a book "not for the first time this/last year"), Sarah Zooms up its author, Gabrielle Bluestone, for a conversation about the similarities between IG influencers and the Housewives casting process, how Jen Shah likely drew inspo from the Fyre Fest, and the harmful impact of a Summer House star's 'jokes.' Carl Radke has Sarah's heart, and she'd like his shirt as well - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 213! Trigger Warning: 1:04:40-1:07:20 drug abuse and suicidal ideation, within the context of Summer House reunion rumors - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO RHOBH, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah swipes right on Tom Girardi on Hinge, and immediately sprints to re-read her copy of "I Don't Want to Die Poor," written by New York Times bestselling author, Michael Arceneaux ("I Can't Date Jesus"). Humbled by Michael's prophetic wisdom, Sarah sends Erika Jayne a copy as she invites Michael back on the People's People's Couch. They discuss the similarities in subterfuge between Drew and Kenya's slut shaming, what characteristics Drew and Kary share (sorry, Drew!), and how Jennifer Aydin is achieving the ultimate in high/low vulnerability (something Drew should take inspo from!). If you ever give Sarah an old wig in a suitcase and a $100 donation to charity instead of a Gucci purse, please expect a cease and desist to arrive shortly thereafter - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 212! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO RHOBH, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S JEN SHAH SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l7sSOdDkYLwdbHdYXVxT8?si=a0841abdde334df5 SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Half asleep after the RHOA reunion trailer is released - it's just that Pampered by Porsha is so comfortable! - Sarah is awakened by one of her fave dream (guests) coming through - Brendan Davis, podcast co-host of Come Thru Queen. They unpack Porsha's response to the recent NY Mag feature on Bravo, why chef Adam needs to bake Carole a healthy serving of humble pie, and how Big RHONJ Energy is carrying Bravo content until the NY and BH premieres. Carole and Bethenny's friendship is starting to make more sense, a comparison both of them dislike as much as the discussion around accountability that Sarah and Brendan have - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 211! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO RHOBH, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S JEN SHAH SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l7sSOdDkYLwdbHdYXVxT8?si=a0841abdde334df5 SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by the RHOBH trailer, this Dame is leaving the crown where it belongs: in her bar cart. She toasts to the cautious optimism felt about S11 with her fave Bravoholic BFF, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, cohost of the podcast Mention It All, and creator of Instagram's @BravoByBetches). They discuss performative relationships on Summer House, what Kathy Hilton's new role will mean for her Alpha Sis Energy, and what hurdles stand in the way of Dorinda's return to NY. Dorit's making bridal dresses, and we say "I do" with an asterisk to the S11 trailer - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 210! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO RHOBH, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH'S COVERAGE OF JEN SHAH'S ARRAIGNMENTS AND MORE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S JEN SHAH SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l7sSOdDkYLwdbHdYXVxT8?si=a0841abdde334df5 SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thrilled about being fully vaccinated, Sarah books an overnight flight to the People's People's Couch, located 20 feet away in her living room. She realizes check-in is going to be miraculously short even without Ramona's beloved "hospitality assistants," and decides to Turtle Time the day away with Away's Daniel Stokes, senior manager of culture, and a Bravo savant. They discuss which Housewives feud would make the best Ryan Murphy miniseries, what Joe Giudice's continued obstinance means for Teresa and Joe Gorga's healing, and Kary's true love of hunting - for humans. Nonno lives within us all, so raise a glass and sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 209! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a sassy tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH'S COVERAGE OF JEN SHAH'S ARRAIGNMENTS AND MORE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S JEN SHAH SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l7sSOdDkYLwdbHdYXVxT8?si=a0841abdde334df5 SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel Joey Gilbert, CPA in New York, NY https://joeygilbertcpa.com/ Daniel's Small Business Satchel: Awesome Brooklyn in Brooklyn, NYC https://www.awesomebrooklyn.com/ IG: @awesomebrooklyn AG Listener Meegan's Small Business Satchel: Girls Gone Wine in Broken Bow, OK https://www.thegirlsgonewine.com/ IG: @girlsgonewine See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Frustrated after Jennifer Aydin tells Sarah she looks "sloppy" (COVID roots are real!), Sarah attempts to book an emergency hair appointment in Franklin Lakes, only to discover Chateau no longer accepts Joe Giudice's mortgage docs as payment. Undeterred, Sarah decides on an even better and PRICELESS endeavor - an epic AG kiki with writer Jonathan Chandler. They discuss why Atlanta friendships feel performative, what Brandi Redmond gets wrong about accountability vs weaponized emotion, and what Dolores gets right about translating Tre's relationships with men (BCC: Sarah's pizza bagel heritage). Rating Andy's Girls anything less than 5-stars on iTunes is the next criminal case, just as soon as Judge Stein figures out how to unmute - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 208! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a bday tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH'S COVERAGE OF JEN SHAH'S ARRAIGNMENTS AND MORE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S JEN SHAH SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l7sSOdDkYLwdbHdYXVxT8?si=a0841abdde334df5 SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel Union Square Greenmarket in Manhattan, NYC https://www.grownyc.org/greenmarket/manhattan-union-square-m IG: @GrowNYC Sarah's fave Greenmarket baker, gluten free/paleo/vegan options avail: @offthewheatsweetsandeats Jonathan's Small Business Satchel: Eleven O' Three Cosmetics in Los Angeles, CA https://www.elevenothreecosmetics.com IG: @elevenothreecosmetics See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Just call them the #LawSquad. On part two of this two-part Jen Shah special, Sarah is joined by legal commentator, former prosecutor, and OFFICIAL Andy's Girls legal correspondent Emily D. Baker to discuss the legal and production implications resulting from Jen's charges, where Tom Girardi, Jen Shah, and the Giudice's alleged crimes rank on the legal/morality scale, and Sarah's favorite part of listening to Jen's first arraignment (the prequel!). Jen may be down one chief Stu, but this special ep is smooth sailing - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 207! Part 2! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a bday tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH'S COVERAGE OF JEN SHAH'S ARRAIGNMENTS AND MORE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wow federal crimes wow. On part one of this two-part Jen Shah special, Sarah and Richie Skye unpack what Jen and Stu's shocking arrests mean for the future of SLC, why RHODC can serve as a cautionary tale when franchise seasons become national news, and the blinding effect of ego in (allegedly) hiding criminal activity on TV. Beware the ides of Michaele, and please don't tell Tareq Sarah said hi - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 207! Part 1! - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a bday tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli FOLLOW SARAH'S COVERAGE OF JEN SHAH'S ARRAIGNMENT AND MORE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After being alerted to a cease and desist from the lobbying firm Big Cackle, Sarah frantically searches for crisis PR protection for her 5-star laugh. Relieved to discover the perfect press powerhouse is also a thriving Bravoholic, she Zooms up media strategy and talent relations pro Giselle Phelps. They discuss Giselle's filming guidance to friend, frequent collaborator, and new RHONY, Eboni K. Williams, the impact of celebrity valuations competing with plot on Beverly Hills, and which Housewife is the most authentic of them all. Evan shouldn't be concerned that this ep will hurt his finance career, although Sarah would def appresh some Patreon cash - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 206! ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY collab with Summer House stars Kyle and Amanda! Enter to win the Loverboy Spritz variety pack on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 31st, at midnight EDT. 21 and up, US residents only. WANT TO CELEBRATE SARAH'S BDAY? - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a bday tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel Sestina in East Village, NYC https://www.matthewkenneycuisine.com/sestina IG: @sestinapastabar Giselle's Small Business Satchel Harlem Candle Company in Harlem, NYC https://www.harlemcandlecompany.com/ IG: @harlemcandlecompany AG Listener Andrea's Small Business Satchel Podcast: "Adult Child," launches March 31 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/adult-child/id1552579027?i=1000508016486 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah awakens on what she wish she'd told her childhood rabbi was the third high holy day - the day commemorating her blessed birth. Also Passover. Immediately humbled with the knowledge that she shares March 27 with Victoria Gunvalson, Sarah decides both OG celebrations can not fit in a family van, and instead marks the occasion with one of Instagram/podcasting's greatest gifts - Abby and Vanessa from @RealMomsOfBravo! They discuss the ways Bravo viewing has changed during COVID for some parents, the nuances of age vs. storyline in deciding Bravoleb retirement, and what the just-released trailer means for RHONY: Next Gen. Sarah may be one year older, but she will forever remain mid-twenties plus (plus. plus.) - it's an eternal youth-hosted Andy's Girls, Episode 205! ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY collab with Summer House stars Kyle and Amanda! Enter to win the Loverboy Spritz variety pack on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 31st, at midnight EDT. 21 and up, US residents only. WANT TO CELEBRATE SARAH'S BDAY? - JOIN/LEVEL-UP THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls - Send your fave cackle a bday tip! Venmo: @Sarah-Galli SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel Siete Family Foods in South Texas https://sietefoods.com IG: @sietefoods Abby's Small Business Satchel Glow Candle Company in St. Louis, MO https://glowcandleco.com IG: @glowcandleco Vanessa's Small Business Satchel KC Lemon Squeezy in Kansas City, MO https://kclemonsqueezy.com @kclemonsqueezy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Emo after another week of top-notch Bravo content, Sarah gives her cackle a spiritual PhD (it took YEARS of study to get this loud!), and calls up one of her fave Bravoholic/Bravolebs - who just so happens to have a Harvard degree - psychologist, relationship expert, and everyone's fave counselor on Camp Getaway, Dr. Monica O'Neal. They unpack the weaponization of shame on Dallas, Jersey, and Atlanta, what it means to penalize intellectual curiosity and academic achievements on reality tv, and what Teresa Giudice and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. Pass the Fabellini, because this convo sparkles - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 204! ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY with 4 Bravo Merch Accounts on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 24th, at midnight EST. 18 and up, US residents only. SUPPORT THE BRAVO WOMEN CONTENT CREATORS SOCIAL ACTION: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchels Hairstylist: Vu Nguyen at Vu Hair/The Peninsula New York in New York, NY IG: @vuhairnewyork Hair Colorist: AJ Lordet at Frederik Fekkai Soho in New York, NY Phone: (212) 888-2600 IG: @ajlordet (both salons follow strict COVID-safety protocols) Dr. Monica's Small Business Satchel UOMA Beauty, London and Los Angeles https://uomabeauty.com/ IG: @uomabeauty AG Listener Maria's Small Business Satchel Babur in Forest Hill, London https://www.babur.info IG: @baburrestaurant Sarah's Bonus Small Business Satchel Kahani in Chelsea, London https://www.kahanilondon.com IG: @KahaniLondon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches this week's episode of Dallas and immediately plans a social distanced/double masked stroll to NASA HQ, intending to move to wherever OG MoonBeams reside. After being told this would unfortunately impact her access to vegan cheese, she resigns herself to continued life on Planet Earth. She calls up one of her fave star reporters instead, whose deep dive interview with Tiffany was just released - Alex Zaragoza, VICE's senior culture writer. They discuss the reality of opening up one's marriage (literally and figuratively) on reality tv, the difference between a narrative of redemption vs. accountability on RHOD, and whether the network has a responsibility to counter problematic Bravo personalities. Alex's horoscope says she's Porsha Rising, so this ep is already a spiritual win - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 203! ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY WITH DR. TIFFANY MOON: To win a *6-pack* of Tiffany's Aromathesia Candles: 1. Follow @tiffanymoonmd and @damegalli on IG 2. Like and save the contest post (either account) 3. Tag three Bravoholic friends in ONE comment. 1 comment = 1 entry. Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 17th, at midnight CST. 18 and up, US residents only. Alex's VICE interview with Dr. Tiffany Moon: https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7mwm8/interview-tiffany-moon-real-housewives-dallas-racism-against-asian-americans FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel David Parise Photographs in New York, NY https://www.barbieandkenphotos.com IG: @vintagekenandbarbie and Printmaker and illustrator Mary Lynn Blasutta in New York, NY https://www.blasutta.com IG:@Blasutta Alex's Small Business Satchel Guevara's in Brooklyn, NY https://www.guevaras.com IG: @guevarasongrand AG Listener Lindsay's Small Business Satchel Clover in Milwaukee, WI https://www.clovermke.com IG: @clover_mke See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah supports other women - and also Richie Skye! In honor of Ramona Singer's favorite month - Women's History Month, aka 31 days of Turtle Time - Sarah calls up some of her fave women Bravo content creators (Sasha Morfaw aka @TheBravoBreakdown, Kiki Monique aka @TheTalkOfShame and @MixingWithMani's Mani Marcus), along with the Youtube king himself. The group revs up on Ramona Pinot G (RIP?), and discusses a nuanced view of Jen Shah's reunion reactions through the lens of Black Bravoholics, whether adult children of Housewives are ever truly out of bounds, and why disengaging with Kenya's slut shaming is the best (and only) strategy. It's Sarah's birthday month, and this conversation is truly a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 202! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ MARCH GIVEAWAYS! Sarah's blessed birth is March 27, and she's celebrating with Bravo giveaways all month long! Win Sarah's Favorite Things while supporting and amplifying some of her favorite Bravoholic/Bravolebrity small businesses. Giveaways are exclusive to Sarah's IG (@damegalli). Enter this week's on Sunday, March 7! This week's highlighted Bravoholic Small Business: Shop So Messy in Oakland, CA https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopSoMessy IG: @shopsomessy SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah tries to Seamless a cross-country order of SUR goat cheese balls, until she realizes she a) doesn't eat dairy and b) prefers literal food. Instead, she calls up the esteemed dramaturge of both Vanderpump Rules and Sex and the City 3, writer, performer, and host of Sexy Unique Podcast, Lara Marie Schoenhals, PhD (doctorate awarded at John Sessa's College of Arts and LOLs). They unpack whether or not Vanderpump still rules, which OGs belong on the Housewives' Mount Rushmore, an examination of the Salt Lake City reunion through a lens of empathy for Lisa and Jen, and whether or not Heather will fall prey to the dreaded second season curse. Mary's snow snack may not have been palatable, but this convo is filled is both real and chill - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 201! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel Tatiana Poblah in New York, NY https://www.tatianapoblah.com IG: @TatianaPoblah Lara's Small Business Satchel Candle Delirium in West Hollywood, CA https://www.candledelirium.com IG: @CandleDelirium AG Listener Crystal's Small Business Satchel Not Sorry Goods in Detroit, MI https://notsorrygoods.com IG: @NotSorryGoods See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Much like a fine wine - Ramona Pinot G, to be exact - Andy's Girls has grown better with time. Sarah celebrates AG's 200th ep with the Kim to her Kyle, Red to her Skinnygirl, and Kim D to her Kim G, Damian Bellino (co-host, "You Might Know Her From," senior producer at VH!, and OG of the AG). They discuss the weaponization of shame in the Bravosphere, whether analogies can ever fully translate on reality tv, and the impact of Lisa fighting Jen's battle, seemingly alone. The initial audio file for this ep may have been morally corrupt, but luckily Sarah wrestled a redo away from Danielle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 200! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, ACCESS TO THE FEBRUARY 25TH ZOOM KIKI, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **RSVP to the Gallitine's AG Zoom Kiki, exclusive to Patreons at the OG of the AG and The People's People's Couch levels! Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.** SATCHEL OF SOCIAL GOOD: HELP TEXANS RECOVER FROM THE WINTER DISASTER 1. Perhaps one of the best ways to offer aid is by donating to a mutual aid fund. These grassroots organizations allow neighbors to support each other based on their individual needs. You can donate to Mutual Aid Houston, DFW Mutual Aid, Austin Mutual Aid, Para Mi Gente, Feed the People DTX, Trinity Mutual Aid, and many more across the state. 2. In you’re in the Houston area, you can donate or sign up to volunteer with Kids’ Meals Inc., an organization that provides meals to hungry kids year-round. In Austin, pipes burst in two of the cottages for the children’s shelter at the SAFE Alliance, and the organization is in need of funds and supplies such as drinking water, nonperishable food, and wipes. https://give.kidsmealsinc.org and https://www.safeaustin.org 3. Incarcerated people, whether in prisons, jails, or immigrant detention centers, are freezing through the winter storm, as many have been stuck in facilities with no electricity, decent food, or safe drinking water. You can donate to organizations such as the Texas Jail Project, a nonprofit organization raising funds for commissary and phone accounts of incarcerated people. The Texas Inmate Families Association, which supports the relatives of those behind bars, could also use your help. https://www.texasjailproject.org/donate/ and https://tifa.org/donate/#!form/Donate 4. Sea Turtle Inc., the South Padre Island nonprofit whose volunteers rescued 4,000 hypothermic turtles this week, could use your donation. Animal shelters and rescue groups across the state have also struggled to keep homeless critters warm and fed. Go to any local TX shelter’s Facebook page to see which items it needs, or make a donation online. https://seaturtleinc.org/shop/give/donations/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ramona may have mixed results about whether she supports other women, but these Bravoholics are tried and true! With the goal of celebrating and amplifying women on Galentine's Day, Sarah Zooms up some of her favorite Bravo content creators: Kate Casey ("Reality Life with Kate Casey"), Samantha Bush (@BravoHistorian), Mani Marcus ("Mixing with Mani"), and @RealMomsOfBravo's Vanessa and Abby. They unpack the nuances behind gendered reunion questions on Salt Lake City vs Southern Charm, Housewife personality triggers, and which Wives are ideal Galentine's. Then, Sarah and Dylan Hafer (@BravoByBetches) premiere a Galentine's song paying tribute to Housewives friends. Danielle may not want to listen to this ep 19 times, but you should absolutely go right ahead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 199! Happy Gallitine's! WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS (OF) ARE FOR": https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, ACCESS TO THE FEBRUARY 25TH ZOOM KIKI, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **RSVP to the Gallitine's AG Zoom Kiki, exclusive to Patreons at the OG of the AG and The People's People's Couch levels! Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.** SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Exhausted after thinking about what friendship means to Jen Shah, Sarah pops a melatonin and falls asleep to a glorious episode of "Watch What Happens Live," dreaming the roundtable's A++ guest returns to the People's People's Couch. She awakes with delight to an opportunity for another epic kiki with actress and the host of the IGTV masterpiece @TheBravoBreakdown, Sasha Morfaw. They discuss why the 'oxygen mask rule' need apply to Meredith, Whitney, and Heather, Drew's headshot masterclass in subverting shade, and Kary's indelible mark in the Housewife history books (on the second to last page). Leave your $1500 plastic bead necklaces at home, because this ep drops pearls of wisdom - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 198! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, ACCESS TO THE FEBRUARY 25 ZOOM KIKI, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **RSVP to the Gallitine's AG Zoom Kiki, exclusive to Patreons at the OG of the AG and The People's People's Couch levels! Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.** FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel: Catbird in Brooklyn, NY https://www.catbirdnyc.com IG: @catbirdnyc Sasha's Small Business Satchel: Bloom & Plume Coffee in Echo Park, Los Angeles http://www.bloomandplumecoffee.com IG: @bloomandplumecoffee AG Listener Reanna's Small Business Satchel: Brave and Kind Books in Atlanta, GA http://www.braveandkindbooks.com IG: @braveandkindbooks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After adding an extender to the People's People's Couch (exciting news at the end of the ep!), Sarah drifts into a glorious nap, where she dreams of a guest co-host with whom she disagrees on nearly every discussed topic. She awakens with as much energy as Shah Squad #4 when told they're going to get part time hours plus those for tv, and Zooms up her dream guest debater, "You Might Know Her From" pod co-host, VH1 Senior Producer, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They enjoy a friendly and not at all heated (safe word: Team Kyle) convo about whether or not casting changes played a role in Jen vs. Whitney, why Kenya's on-camera dismissiveness of Porsha might be a disservice to the season overall, and why Kam is playing a game of chicken that, according to books and basic respect, she shouldn't win. Jen says this episode is to blame for her broken friendships, but the Vegas medium told her to listen twice instead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 197! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, ACCESS TO ZOOM KIKIS, AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO GUEST CO-HOST ON A FUTURE EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ the VICE article about Kelly Dodd doxxing a Bravo account, featuring interviews with @BravoHistorian and Sarah: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dpq43/kelly-dodd-attempted-to-dox-a-bravo-fan-account WATCH Sarah and Richie Skye deep dive Kelly Dodd, Erika Jayne, and more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgMqFa12Tnw&t=712s SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com. Sarah's Small Business Satchel: Etsy's ShopSoMessy in Oakland, CA https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopSoMessy IG: @shopsomessy Damian's Small Business Satchel: Sister's Uptown Bookstore in Washington Heights, NYC http://www.sistersuptownbookstore.com/ IG: @sistersuptown AG Listener Katie's Small Business Satchel: North Country Charcuterie in Columbus, OH https://northcountrycharcuterie.com IG: @NorthCountryCharcuterie See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah awakens to a beautiful day in America - a new President, another terrific new episode of SLC, and 15 of Ramona's spare New Beginnings found behind her bed. She celebrates by pledging allegiance to the CEO of deep dives and call outs, Kiki Monique (@TheTalkOfShame). They discuss the difference between 'cancel culture' and muting conversation, Kam's gaslighting expertise on Dallas, and what Jen Shah's Twitter says about the possibly shaky status of her friendship with Heather. Mary's confusing family history has been thoroughly exhumed, prayers up that this is discussed on TV - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 196! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INCLUDING SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHONJ TRAILER, A TWO HOUR RHOP ROUNDTABLE WITH @FACESBYBRAVO, @MIXINGWITHMANI, AND @OHNOBRAVO, AND A BONUS EP WITH SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHONJ TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ WATCH Sarah and Richie Skye deep dive Kelly Dodd, Erika Jayne, and more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgMqFa12Tnw&t=712s SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/is a family run business. Sarah's Small Business Satchel: Dr. Cow in Williamsburg, BK https://www.dr-cow.com IG: @drcowstore Kiki's Small Business Satchel: Yum Yum Catering & Events in Brooklyn, NYC https://www.yumyumchefs.com AG Listener Sophie's Small Business Satchel: Hamlet and Ghost in Saratoga Springs, NY https://www.hamletandghost.com IG: @hamletandghost See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah ties her VanderPump shoelaces and readies herself for any hurdles (...Kontent by Kam) standing in the way of what may be the longest double episode of Andy's Girls to date! Excited for the record-breaker ahead, Sarah sprints to one of her Bravoholic BFFs, writer, producer, host of the podcast "Pot Psychology," and renowned Jameela Jamil/Hilaria "Cucumber" Baldwin whisperer, Tracie Morrissey. They discuss the on-camera characteristics Jen Shah and Erika Jayne may share, lessons learned from problematic Bravoleb children, and why impact matters more than intent when it comes to Kam's comments about Dr. Tiffany Moon. Sarah then sits down with attorney and former NBC News paid legal analyst Ronald Richards for a deep dive into Tom and Erika Girardi's legal challenges, and how this may affect the next season of Beverly Hills. A Ponzi scheme may not be what production planned to cover, but as karma chameleon Erika declared last season, you need to be open about your personal life, so here we are - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 195! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INCLUDING SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHONJ TRAILER, A TWO HOUR RHOP ROUNDTABLE WITH @FACESBYBRAVO, @MIXINGWITHMANI, AND @OHNOBRAVO, AND A BONUS EP WITHOUT A PAYWALL, FEAT. @ASIANSWHOWATCHBRAVO: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/is a family run business. Sarah's Small Business Satchel: Pippin Vintage in Chelsea, NYC http://pippinvintage.com IG: @pippinvintage Tracie's Small Business Satchel: The Commodore in Williamsburg, BK https://www.thecommodorebrooklyn.com IG: @thecommodorebar See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready for any available self-care available after quite a week, Sarah puts on a face mask. Sexy J by Sonja chemise, and enjoys some TLC (Tender Loving Cackle). Refreshed and feelin Jovani, she Zooms up Danny Murphy, co-host of "Not Another True Crime Podcast" on Betches Media and host of the weekly IG Live show Venti Vents, to vent about the enforced empathy - exclusively for Brandi- on the Dallas premiere, Mary's ever-fascinating journey as a TV personality who may not watch TV, and the complicated narrative around Kenya's critiques. 2021 may feel a bit like last year, but this convo is a New Beginning for us all - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 194! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INCLUDING A TWO HOUR RHOP ROUNDTABLE WITH @FACESBYBRAVO, @MIXINGWITHMANI, AND @OHNOBRAVO, AND A BONUS EP WITHOUT A PAYWALL, FEAT. @ASIANSWHOWATCHBRAVO: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah grows Ramotional about a year filled with New Beginnings. Overwhelmed with True Faith, she corrals a roundtable of some of her favorite Andy's Girls co-hosts for a wide-ranging discussion about the past, present, and future of Housewives. Sarah sits-Zooms with Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert), Evan Ross Katz (writer, host of the podcast "Shut Up Evan," and the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo), and Damian Bellino (Senior Producer at VH1, co-host of the podcast "You Might Know Her From," and OG of the AG). They unpack the uneven energy emanating from the Potomac reunion P3, an in memoriam for Housewives forced into retirement in 2020, and roses and thorns for the year. This episode is priceless, so Mary's congregation can rest easy, at least for today - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 193! WATCH THE BRAND-NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR "ANDY BABY," EXCLUSIVELY ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ *WATCH SARAH AND RYAN BAILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE IG LIVE, ARCHIVED ON SARAH'S INSTAGRAM. SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INCLUDING TWO HOUR-LONG EPS RELEASED ON NEW YEAR'S EVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Richie Skye: IG and Twitter: @DJRichieSkye YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/DJRichieSkye Follow Evan Ross Katz: IG and Twitter: @EvanRossKatz Follow Damian Bellino: IG and Twitter: @DamianBellino See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up on Christmas morning full of holiday cheer and paleo/dairy free/refined sugar free eggnog (...water). She sees a note from Santa reminding her once again that Hanukkah Harry is the point person for her PITY ME gift list. Undeterred, she Zooms up her favorite present, spiritual OG of the AG and senior gaming editor at inputmag.com, Ryan Houlihan. They get into a friendly familial tussle about whether or not trauma is being performative on Potomac, Monique's binder full of women, and a surprising new addition to the list of shady business Househusbands. Then, Sarah and Dylan Hafer perform an insta-Christmas classic. Her nose may be shiny and bright, but that's just from a Sephora face mask - it's Andy's Girls, episode 192! Merry cackle to all and to all a signature laugh! READ THE LYRICS TO "ANDY BABY" AND SEE SARAH'S SPICY HOLIDAY CARD, EXCLUSIVELY ON IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AS WELL AS ENTRY TO THE AG HOLIDAY ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls *The Andy's Girls Holiday Zoom Kiki will be held on December 27 (7pm EST), and is exclusive to OG of the AG and Premium Cackle-level Patreon supporters. *TAG SARAH IN A VIDEO PERFORMING SOME OR ALL OF ANDY BABY, AND YOU MAY WIN ACCESS TO THE HOLIDAY KIKI! JOIN SARAH AND RYAN BAILEY FOR A NEW YEARS EVE IG LIVE! 12/31 AT 9PM EST. LISTEN TO A BRAND-NEW PATREON BONUS EPISODE *WITHOUT* PAYWALL: SARAH AND WRITER JONATHAN CHANDLER UNPACK RHOP REUNION: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-with-45203236?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah lights a yahrzeit memorial candle and pays tribute to her beloved fallen fish-son, Archie Beador-Galli. After finishing her shiva call with Archibald's distant cousins at Petco, she consoles herself with the best possible self-care - a behind-the-scenes scoop-athon with Nick Rizzo, senior producer at "Watch What Happens Live" and self-proclaimed Housewives historian. They discuss Nick's attendance at a variety of historic reunion summits, the positioning of Monique's binder in the pantheon of reunion receipts, what Heather's path to love can teach all of us about taking the path less traveled, and why Ralph's gaslighting may never run out of fuel. Archie is probably mid Giggy kiki, and ps they have some feedback on audio - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 191! LISTEN TO A BRAND-NEW PATREON BONUS EPISODE *WITHOUT* PAYWALL: SARAH AND WRITER JONATHAN CHANDLER UNPACK RHOP REUNION: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-with-45203236?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AS WELL AS ENTRY TO THE AG HOLIDAY ZOOM KIKI: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls *The Andy's Girls Holiday Zoom Kiki will be held on December 27 (7pm EST), and is exclusive to OG of the AG and Premium Cackle-level Patreon supporters Sarah's Bravo holiday card is out! See the exclusive reveal on IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thrilled by the start of Hanukkah, Sarah studies the holiest of religious scrolls (BravoTV.com), and celebrates Presents-and-Potato-palooza with one of the Bravo world's greatest gifts- Amy Phillips, host of Reality Checked on Radio Andy, and esteemed impressionist on WWHL. They unpack the similarities between Ashley and Kenya's marital (and parental) struggles, why every franchise could use a Coach Shah pep talk when handling difficult conversations about race, and why Monique's binder might include a resignation receipt. Happy Hanukkah to all but Sigalit - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 190! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S HOUR-LONG SPECIAL EP, "AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT MICHAEL": https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah online: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hours before the world changed forever (RIP beer cheese, permanently out of season), Sarah sets out her HanuKaren holiday shrine (5 identical blonde wigs that are a likely fire hazard, directly in front of a La' Dame holiday candle) and then calls up one of her fave bright lights - writer and Team Candee translator, Rafi D'Angelo. They discuss a myriad of points defended by Team Candiace along with several rebuttals, taking care when discussing Braunwyn's coming out, and the differences between Tom and Erika's alleged fraud vs the Met Ball's favorite holy spirit. The tech troubleshooting for this ep may not have killed as many people as Mary's lunch champagne, but the resulting convo is just as delish - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 188! Note: Thank you for your understanding about the sound for this week's episode. Troubleshooting audio during a pandemic is almost as fun as attending a party at Karen's salon! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHOD TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah online: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Full video of Braunwyn's conversation with GLAAD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXW4Qi2EsAY&feature=youtu.be See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah begins to cook a bountiful meal for her Zoom Friendsgiving, when she realizes she's forgotten the most important ingredient - the acclaimed writer and founder of the Real Housewives Institute, Brian Moylan! They discuss the complicated casting of Mary Cosby, and whether her church's 'cult' following will be addressed on the reunion, the difference between accountability and punitive measures on Potomac, and why Bravo's legal team sent a notice to Brian (spoiler alert: it wasn't a friendship contract). Two thumbs up for this sassy chat - and that's meant as a compliment, Lisa and Heather - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 187! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC AN HOUR-LONG DEEP DIVE WITH @BRAVOOVERBRUNCH: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah online: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah gets ready for Thanksgiving by stocking up on her favorite ingredients (Jen, Meredith, Heather, Mary, Lisa, and Whitney). She sets a table for two and calls her fave quarantini straw that stirs the drink, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss the similarities between SLC casting and an OG reality tv show, Lisa Barlow's Mariah-esque inspo regarding friendship (and casting), and whether or not the green-eyed bandits are in for a reunion twist. No need for extra stuffing, because this episode covers every side - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 186! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC AN HOUR-LONG DEEP DIVE WITH @THETALKOFSHAME: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah online: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Read the just-released VICE article written about Housewives and the election results, featuring Sarah: https://www.vice.com/en/article/88ag45/bravo-real-housewives-trump-supporters See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up to a winter wonderland: a deluge of DMs calling her a snowflake (aka RHOSLC super fans!). She celebrates the historic and already-legendary series premiere with another devout Salt Lake City stan: news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss the Big Cult Energy whispers surrounding Mother Mary, how Heather Gay may prove herself to be a less problematic - and more joyful - Shannon Beador, and how Candiace's greatest current feud is against herself. Make yourself a snow angel (just kidding, Jen Shah can't be replaced) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 185! SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah online: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Read the just-released VICE article written about Housewives and the election results, featuring Sarah: https://www.vice.com/en/article/88ag45/bravo-real-housewives-trump-supporters Watch Richie Skye's interview with Karen Huger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHovl0g8Iis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up feeling blue (another day not being married to Dr. Damon, why God why) - and very patriotic. She sends a Paperless Post for a Biden/Harris win watch party, but realizes her invitees - Vicki, Sigalit, the entirety of Dallas, 96% of Orange County, and at least half of RHONJ, have gone MIA. So she Zooms up her Bravo bestie, registered voter and sassafrass, Dylan Hafer (assistant editor at Betches Media, cohost of the podcast "Mention it All," and creator of @BravoByBetches). They unpack the significance of Bravolebrity silence following the election results, using platform for purpose between Black Housewife franchises vs non-Black shows, and why Monique and Candiace's war of the roses/spilled rosé was destined to end with a (legal) counter punch. America the beautiful, or at least whatever pageant win Candiace's mother bought - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 184! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHOA TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls WATCH SARAH TALK REALITY VS REALITY TV WITH RHOSLC HEATHER GAY: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Listen to Dylan's Bravo Bops playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xgDAFPKGwJ6R4gb2nW37q See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ahead of a tense week for the United States (due to not having immediate access to the RHOSLC premiere - why, is something else happening?), Sarah indulges in necessary TLC for self-care survival: a case of expired Tipsy Girl, a signed headshot from T'Challa Samuels, and an epic AG kiki with cultural anthropologist, and host of "Las Culturistas" and HBO Max's "Haute Dog," Matt Rogers. They unpack the divide between Karen's focus on accountability vs shame and Gizelle's interest in performative offense, why the RHOP reunion may uncover more behind the scenes tea than what production is prepared to reveal, and a Satchel of Gold connecting Candiace's reaction to the 'altercation' to her tense relationship with Dorothy. Vote early, and not just about Team Candiace vs. Monique - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 183! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHOA TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS 'CHIC C'EST LA VOTE': https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ THE VICE ARTICLE ON RHOC, FEATURING AN INTERVIEW WITH SARAH: https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy8gax/rhoc-kelly-dodd-trump-covid-blm-boycott WATCH SARAH AND DJ RICHIE SKYE DISCUSS THE KELLY DODD DRAMA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKe7rWLBkY&t=1s See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah decides to get out the vote, and canvasses the Upper East Side about the importance of watching Potomac 6-8 times. After running into Ramona Singer, and explaining that yes, there are Housewives franchises other than those located on opposing coasts, Sarah meets up with her favorite registered voter: "You Might Know Her From" co-host, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss the 'sink or swim' challenge facing RHOBH casting, the differences between reveals about Brandi Glanville and Michael Darby, and why friendship means never having to say you're sorry (once charges have been filed). It's election season, and this duo always wins the popular vote - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 182! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS, PLUS A SOLO ZOOM KIKI WITH SG: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS 'CHIC C'EST LA VOTE': https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ THE VICE ARTICLE ON RHOC, FEATURING AN INTERVIEW WITH SARAH: https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy8gax/rhoc-kelly-dodd-trump-covid-blm-boycott WATCH SARAH AND DJ RICHIE SKYE DISCUSS THE KELLY DODD DRAMA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKe7rWLBkY&t=1s See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah and Pilar Jhena play three rounds of "rock paper scissors" to determine who will win the vaunted role of flower girl at Cynthia's wedding. After losing in a landslide (apparently pointing to a diamond does not count?), Sarah consoles herself with the real reward, an AG kiki with Rachel Wilkerson Miller, VICE Life Deputy Editor and author of "The Art of Showing Up: How To Be There for Yourself and Your People." They discuss Rachel's now-viral piece unpacking the role of respectability politics during the Potomac altercation aftermath, what a just-unearthed video of Michael Darby means for his future on the show (and in his marriage), and the difference between accountability and shame. Much like T'Challa Samuels, this conversation soared to new heights - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 181! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ RACHEL'S ARTICLE ON RHOP AND RESPECTABILITY POLITICS: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qj47nd/monique-samuels-real-housewives-of-potomac-respectability-politics-stereotypes WATCH SARAH AND DJ RICHIE SKYE DISCUSS THE KELLY DODD DRAMA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKe7rWLBkY&t=1s See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With Shannon and Sarah's imaginary best friendship going through a one-season trial separation, Sarah holds close to Archie Beador Galli, the beta fish to her alpha personality. She realizes the only thing to bring her joy during RHOC's version of Kell on Earth is a deep dive with podcaster 'mixologist' @MixingWithMani. They discuss the tense energy surrounding Orange County's upcoming season, how respectability politics played into the Potomac altercation aftermath, and the importance of telling new stories (with new money) on Salt Lake City. Winter is coming, and much like rumors about certain NY Housewives, Sarah's ready to hit the slopes - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 180! WATCH SARAH'S IG LIVE WITH @OHNOBRAVO ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 8PM EST. JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ WATCH SARAH AND DJ RICHIE SKYE DISCUSS THE KELLY DODD DRAMA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QKe7rWLBkY&t=1s READ VICE'S ARTICLE ON RHOP AND RESPECTABILITY POLITICS, BY RACHEL MILLER: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qj47nd/monique-samuels-real-housewives-of-potomac-respectability-politics-stereotypes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah sneaks into the Tamron Hall taping, disguised as one of the many, *many* people in Nene's hotel lobby walking in and out of frame. After realizing she was in for a whole lot of emo but much less info, Sarah instead calls up the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz, writer, editor, and host of the podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what happens when an OG's power falls out of favor, the inherent nuances in discussing Candiace vs Monique, and why so many Househusbands seem to self-sabotage in front of cameras and their wives. Gizelle's father says this double episode has his full approval, and he is a man of impeccable taste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 179! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S APPEARANCE ON "COME THRU QUEEN": https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stfu-okay/id1101188156?i=1000493358658 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After spending the weekend in her home state of Rhode Island - where Leah is always welcome, and Ramona is TBD - Sarah returns to the People's People's Couch for a pre-RHOP spill-the-tea-kiki with The Bravo Breakdown's Sasha Morfaw. They prepare for Potomac Fight Night with predictions for the already-infamous altercation, discuss how breaking down the fourth wall on RHOBH revealed as much about the featured producer as it did Denise, and unpack how Leah's defense of Dorinda may have been a matter of mental health. You could be Team Monique or Team Candiace, but this episode is surely the champ - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 178! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates the Jewish New Year the best way she knows how: by grabbing Dorinda's unused apple for S13 and adding a honey flambé. She then celebrates a year of New Beginnings with one of her sweetest co-hosts, the inimitable Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author, future television superstar, and unabashed captain of Team Candiace. They unpack the differences between respecting your Housewife villains vs. offensive performative Housewifery, why Denise could've used a Zoom session with Tinsley before filming the reunion (and/or joining the show), and what Teddi's business tactics have in common with The Vow. The only RHOBH cult Sarah wants to join is the one devoted to praising Garcelle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 177! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 70-MIN EPISODE UNPACKING ALL THINGS RHOBH AND RHONY WITH AN OG OF THE AG PSYCHOTHERAPIST: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ BUY MICHAEL ARCENEAUX'S BOOKS OR LIVE A LIFE OF REGRET: "I CAN'T DATE JESUS" AND "I DON'T WANT TO DIE POOR" AVAILABLE NOW: https://www.amazon.com/Michael-Arceneaux/e/B07CHSDFRL%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah finds out Denise Richards is quitting RHOBH, and immediately begins sitting shiva. After lighting a Casamigos Reposado-scented memorial candle, murmuring the Mourner's Kaddish, and baking some blueberry ragamuffins, Sarah consoles herself the best way she knows how: by embarking on an investigative journalism quest with writer, producer, and co-host of the podcast "Pot Psychology," and producer of "The B List," Tracie Morrissey. They discuss how All in by Teddi is proving its name concerning multiple alleged unsafe practices, why Denise and Carole stumble when it comes to reunion fights about friendships, and whether or not Dr. Wendy can add a degree of accountability to her previous four. Heather Thomson may not be returning to RHONY (yet), but mama this week's convo makes a person holla - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 176! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 45-MIN AFTER SHOW WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A blissful Sarah awakens from the most wonderful sleep, dreaming about the always-perfect-at-decision-making editors of RHONY including her in this week's season finale. After realizing Viva La Cackle has indeed arrived to her IRL DVR, Sarah calls up one of her fave Bravoholics, the smooth jazz voice behind well-reasoned Housewife psychology, and co-host of the podcast "Come Thru Queen," Brendan Davis. They discuss behind the scenes New York finale episode tea involving an Orange County personality, what Kyle's less-than-charitable reunion reveal says about her transition to a JV LVP, and why Dr. Wendy appears to be the perfect cast member addition, and possible cast member replacement, on Potomac. An apple a day means the cackle is here to stay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 175! RSVP: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE THIS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7PM EST, EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON SUPPORTERS. SIGN UP/LEVEL UP TO SECURE YOUR SEAT AND EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS! WWW.PATREON.COM/ANDYSGIRLS Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With the Clubhouse temporarily closed due to CODID-19, Sarah gains entry to the next best thing - an epic behind the scenes kiki with Nick Rizzo, senior producer at Watch What Happens Live, and a noted Housewives historian. They discuss the Dynasty-levels of television excellence behind Rinna vs. Denise on the Beverly Hills finale, why Dorinda's just-announced departure could be more of a time out than retirement, and insider scoop on the WWHL BravoCon special and Andy's baby shower. On this double episode, Sarah also sits down with Sema Bal, the famed RHONY Turkish coffee messenger, for a discussion about Sema's experiences with Dorinda, Carole, and Heather, and Sarah's own coffee reading. Sema drinks the coffee while Nick and Sarah spill the tea - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 174! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SAVE THE DATE: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7PM EST, EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON SUPPORTERS. SIGN UP NOW TO RSVP. BOOK A READING WITH SEMA BAL: http://www.semabal.com Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Dorit's Buca di Baby shower at Beppo Encino, Sarah throws a bunch of pink and yellow paint at a wall of her apartment, and declares it the the Upper E Capri. Inspired by her new international fashion lifestyle brand, she calls up her favorite culture and comedy queen, Lauren Ashley Smith, the Emmy-nominated head writer and co-executive producer of HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch show" and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live." They discuss which Housewife designs Lauren should wear to the Emmy Awards, what Kyle and Co. are getting wrong about combining sexuality and deceit, and why Dorinda's spiraling might spell doom for the RHONY reunion. Lu may have premiered Viva la Diva, but this cackle reigns supreme - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 173! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah takes advantage of a bit of free time currently available, due to having done absolutely nothing since March, and buys a drum kit. She teaches herself "Kenya Moore Hair Care," and like summoning a spirit guide from another land (Los Angeles), finds herself in a convo about all things Beverly Hills with Kenya's WWHL seat mate - and renowned Bravoholic - actor, writer, producer, and fellow podcaster, Joel Kim Booster. They discuss Dorit's climb to the top of Beverly Hills and parts of Europe, whether Candiace has any redeeming qualities that could save her place in Potomac, and why the only likely counter to Dorinda's anger doesn't currently exist on RHONY. Nene's peach may be out of season, but this convo is fully juiced - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 172! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment: https://www.bravotv.com/race-in-america-a-movement-not-a-moment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up from the most wonderful dream, where she's able to have a panic attack in a Rome, Italy Dolce and Gabbana dressing room without fear of any lurking viruses other than Teddi Mellencamp. After realizing the pandemic is ongoing - aka much of this season of New York - she calls up a working vaccine for the Sunday Scaries: Ryan Bailey, the host of "So Good It's Bad With Ryan Bailey." In Part 1 of their two-part pod swap Loud Talkers Talking Loudly, Sarah and Ryan discuss whether a certain member of the Hamlin household will ever be served humble pie, who will survive a potential cast cull on RHONY, and Ryan's mega crush on Leah McSweeney. Leah, if you're listening, Ryan's DM's are open for love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 171! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE *THREE NEW EPS IN A WEEK* MEANS SARAH NEEDS SOME MORE BATTERIES AND MAYBE A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD AND SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment, Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's a Potomac Premiere Party, and everyone's invited! After Venmo requesting 22k from Candiace's event planner, Sarah buys herself a warehouse of La'Dame and wafts in the glory of the People's People's Franchise. Ready for headline news about all things Housewives, she meets up with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss what Nene's shocking tweets mean for her reported exit from ATL, why this season of Potomac is equal parts Marriage Therapy and World War P, and Sarah's conversation with Gizelle about franchise friendships from Bravo's exclusive Potomac premiere screening. La' Dame has returned, and this Dame couldn't be happier - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 170! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP NOW TO SECURE YOUR SPOT AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Richie Skye on social, and subscribe to his YouTube channel: https://www.instagram.com/djrichieskye Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment on Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Dorit's fluency in all things Italian, Sarah glues some candy dots to her face and calls up OG of the AG Damian Bellino for a special double episode of the Divano Delle Persone (Grazie, Google Translate). They discuss the just released Bravoholics Pledge and what it means to hold the Bravo community accountable, Sarah's invitation to the first-ever RHOP Zoom screening with the Potomac cast, and the problematic layers of Teddi's reveal. Rinna may consider herself the Queen of all things Sass, but there is only one Dame - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 169! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP TO NAB AN EXCLUSIVE SEAT PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **Listen to Sarah's interview on What Else is Going On: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talking-to-the-grand-dame-sarah-galli/id1523174914?i=1000486371870 Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Watch Bravo TV's Black Lives Matter special, Race in America: A Movement, Not a Moment on Sunday, August 9 at 10/9c See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Kanye West's presidential campaign, Sarah files paperwork to run for Secretary of Defense under the Team Denise ticket. After resigning herself to life in a democracy, she invites one of her fave co-hosts back to the People's People's Couch - the creator and writer behind Keep Up With The Kontinuity Errors, television writer, and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live" - Mariah Smith. They unpack the impeccable timing of "Smith Sisters Live" against Kanye's headlining week, why folks must social distance from Lydia McLaughlin and other Housewife trolls, and the grey area surrounding Brandi's revelation. Lisa Rinna needs to rewatch Full House, because she's apparently forgotten how to cut it out - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 168! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After finding out Vanderpump Dogs is officially happening, Sarah screeches with fury so loud that only Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (new name redacted) can hear. She herself needs to be rescued by another LVP non-apologist, Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media, co-host of the pod "Mention It All, and the creator of @BravoByBetches. They discuss what it means to get rewarded for bad behavior with a new show, what happens when RHOC Wives test positive (for life, COVID, and filming irresponsibly) during pandemic production, and how RHONY has become Groundhog Day. Sonja says it is SO important to pay people what they're worth, so see y'all on Patreon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 167! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DYLAN HAFER - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah checks in to a Beverly Hills plastic surgery suite, waiting for Kim's doctor to heighten the volume on her cackle and screech. She wakes up from her rest and discovers RHOBH is trouncing RHONY quality control, which she quickly determines is the anesthesia wearing off. In walks OG of the AG Damian Bellino, the Team Kim to her Team Kyle, and the OGs settle in for a wide ranging Richards Royale - which sister will triumph? They also discuss a PhD-level Satchel re-examining Jules' role on RHONY, why Aaron vs Erika Jayne is actually much more layered than uniformly thought, and why the clock is striking Turtle Time's Gotta Go. Justice for Denise and also Sarah's screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 166! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES WITH DAMIAN BELLINO AND @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Ramona's very timely and one hundred percent believable 'I'm positive for antibodies and life' press release, Sarah calls up the Easter Bunny, Santa, "Heathers" and "Billy on the Street" writer Carey O'Donnell, and the Tooth Fairy to discuss the RHONY cast's public response to Corona Singer. Sarah and Carey then deep dive Lisa Vanderpump's support of employees in need, if Housewives should make room for a Househusband, and why NY could use a sober journey next season. Ramona as an empathetic person is her greatest Halloween costume to date - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 165! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah drifts off to sleep, dreaming of a time when she can leave her NYC quarantine so that she can walk by the Regency, see Harry Dubin, and then run immediately back home. She's suddenly awoken by one of the greatest sounds known to Hagkind - "Ding Dong!" It's Matt Rogers, co-host of "Las Culturistas" and "Gayme Show," and the varsity co-captain of Team Denise. They discuss why on-and-off camera personal growth - or lack thereof - matters on RHONY, what Erika Jayne's confessionals say about Team Denise vs Everyone Else, and whether or not Generation OG should retire. Tinsley may have performed her swan song, but Sarah's cackle is ready for an encore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 164! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Upon hearing about Stassi's pregnancy news, Sarah immediately goes to her bridal registry to send a mazel to LA's hardest working crisis PR. She then sits down with Vanderpump Rules' best gift, "Sexy Unique Podcast" host Lara Marie Schoenhals. They discuss the Pump Rules reunion, Jax's uncertain future, and why Kyle's childhood has influenced her friendship with Teddi. Stassi and Big Kathy may not love this week's conversations, but listeners certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 163! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH STEVE FROM @FACESBYBRAVO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In a "Pass the Mic" episode of Andy's Girls, The Real Housewives of Potomac star Candiace Dillard Bassett joins the People's People's Couch to share her perspective on Bravo and Black Lives Matter, exclusively with AG. Sarah also sits down with writer and Black Bravoholic Rafi D'Angelo to discuss the challenges separating the corporation from the community, why Nene's public critiques may have more to do with Kandi than Bravo HQ, and whether or not a certain cougar will ever be let loose in the OC. Don't bring a butter knife to a gun fight, because Candiace is here to slay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 162! Support Rafi's writing: https://soletstalkabout.com Email proof of a BLM-org donation and get to hear Sarah's Stassi story on the next AG: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com Additional Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Lives to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah unpacks Bravo's reaction (or lack thereof) to the Black Lives Matter movement, and invites several black Bravoholics and AG fans to share their thoughts. Porsha has stepped into her family legacy, and Sarah's cackle is aiming for social good - it's Andy's Girls Episode 161! Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...some time. https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2020/06/racial-justice-actions 5. Support bringing Bravo's Amplify Our Voices Instagram Live to Bravo TV Primetime: share the official letter and tag @bravotv: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ 6. Films and TV Shows: 13th When They See Us Just Mercy (available to rent for free in June) Dear White People (Netflix series) If Beale Street Could Talk Clemency Fruitvale Station I Am Not Your Negro See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After watching this week's RHOBH on a loop, Sarah immediately books Erika Jayne's astrologer who confirms that yes, all signs point to this season of Beverly Hills being a full return to form. An Aries with Beador Rising, Sarah immediately celebrates with an epic deep dive of Housewife motivations with Kate Casey, host of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." They discuss what Dorinda and Michael Jordan have in common (spoiler alert: it's not a championship ring for Season 12), the ways in which friendships and alliances intersect on Beverly Hills, and what counsel Kate has given Bravolebs before and after joining a show. Justice for Tinsley, because we know how passionately Sarah supports a woman's right to screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 160! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH KATE CASEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah Google Images "unnecessary rage spiral," and spots 15 pictures of Kelly Dodd's IG account. She throws her second computer in the trash - three times the charm! - and soothes herself with a deep-dive of all things Housewifery with "Bitch is Better" podcast host Raven Chatman, also known as @MainlyBravo. They discuss Bravo's responsibility in keeping Bravolebs accountable, how tabloids have played a crucial "friend-of" role on this season's Atlanta, New York, and Beverly Hills, and why Denise's apprehensions about on-camera instincts are particularly beneficial to the show. Eva's boobs are social distancing, but Sarah's cackle is definitely not - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 159! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH BRIAN MOYLAN - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah Googles "Sonja Morgan Century 21", determined to support Sonja's favorite brand. After realizing she's a few million short from taking over the townhouse, Sarah instead makes a decision that Teddi approves, and goes "All In" - trademark pending - about all things Housewives with writer/producer/director, and future RHOP show-runner (or at least, viewer), James LaRosa. They discuss the emotional stakes surrounding Kyle vs. Dorit, why Dorinda may be so invested in LuAnn's disavowal of alcohol abuse, and the lessons Housewife franchises should learn from Will and Grace. If you're a member of the Orange County cast, you may want to social distance from this conversation - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 158! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOP PATREON EP WITH PETSHOPBOY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After realizing she forgot to respond to a Fashion Week Google Cal invite sent by Sonja by Sonja Morgan PR, Sarah decides to host her own Andy's Girls Sky Top Spectacular. She throws on several layers of Kyle X Shahida, Lynne Curtin cuffs, Skinnygirl Kids fat baby hand and body lotion, La'Dame by Karen Huger, and the most important article of all - an epic catwalk with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, writer and "Shut Up Evan" host, Evan Ross Katz. They roll up their Alexis Couture sleeves and discuss Evan's friendship with burgeoning supermodel Lisa Rinna, why this season of RHONY could've used a dose of Yummie Tummie, and the difference between truly memorable moments vs memes. This conversation is so good, Maurico is on 'high' alert - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 157! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOA REUNION TRAILER REACTION EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by Bravo's Ladies of London marathon, Sarah calls up her favorite British Dame: President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, Brian Moylan. They discuss the 100 people in a room breathing a sigh of relief that Bethenny and LVP have moved on, the impact Dorit and PK's on-camera cash confessionals may have on other cast members' legal dramas, and the difference between how Erika Jayne and Sonja view their marriages to much older, and agelessly wealthy, men. This episode is like Summer House - a never-ending delight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 156! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Extra, Extra! Screech all about it! Sarah sits on the People's People's Couch and embarks on an OG of the AG THAT'S MY OPINION battle royale about the future of RHONY and RHOBH's seasons. Joined by OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino, the OGs of the AG 'discuss' which franchise shows greater plot potential, why Sutton's demotion may actually benefit her future diamond, and how Atlanta is uniquely suited for a satellite reunion. This episode has to be worth at least 39 million dollars, and doesn't include the value of Sarah's cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 155! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls DAILY BEAST ARTICLE FEATURING SARAH'S THOUGHTS ON RHONY LEAH MCSWEENEY: https://www.thedailybeast.com/real-housewives-of-new-york-breakout-leah-mcsweeneys-anti-metoo-and-trump-defending-past?ref=author See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah watches this week's episode of RHONY and furiously scrubs off the temporary tattoo of Evan Goldschneider staking its claim on her lower back, on the off-chance she and Ramona share an underground bunker in the near future. Exhausted by moving her body a single inch, she prescribes herself the best self-care around, a deep dive into RHONY and its 12-season evolution with Bloomberg Pursuit's editorial director, Chris Rovzar. They unpack Chris' experiences interacting with the housewives in NY society's concrete jungle, Jill's response to his infamous NY Mag recaps, and why a red balloon seems to follow Dorinda wherever she unravels. This episode is number one in pecking order, and for that Sonja is thrilled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 154! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND RECEIVE EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. A NEW BONUS SATCHELS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah finishes watching season 3 of RHONY for the 33rd time, and realizes she needs to circle back to her other favorite self-care: deep diving the RHONY Season 12 premiere with comedian and editor of Input Mag, Ryan Houlihan. Before the Ghost of Bobby Zarin nudges Sarah into destroying her computer much like Jill's MIA apple, they discuss Leah's smash debut on camera, and shocking past online, what Rosie O'Donnell has in common with Housewives, and why Teddi's return may be a pointed strategy from production. Jax Taylor says this episode is his religion now, and don't you forget it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 153! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND GET SARAH A NEW COMPUTER - INCLUDING A NEW RHOBH TAGLINES BONUS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After stockpiling her NYC apt with QVC boxes of cream-cheese-stuffed-salmon - quite a show of fortitude for a vegetarian who doesn't eat dairy - Sarah calls up her favorite ingredient for a deep dive convo, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss Bravolebs' varying degrees of success responding to coronavirus, which Housewives franchise "Tiger King" breakout star Carole Baskin should join, and Tracie shares exclusive scoop on the upcoming RHOBH and RHONY premieres. The world may not feel c'est bon, c'est bon, but this convo definitely does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 152! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE TALKING RHOA, RHONJ, AND JAMEELA JAMIL BEE TEA WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sequestered in her Upper East Side quarantine, Sarah buys enough groceries to withstand the emotional eating required when reading the RHONY season 12 taglines. She suddenly realizes she's missing her favorite core ingredient, and calls up OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why a problematic Kenya is the perfect equation for RHOA, the reasoning behind Nene and Kandi's online battle, and the difference between friends-of power structures on Atlanta vs. Beverly Hills. Teresa's reunion edit may have the last laugh, but it's got nothing on this cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 151! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah discovers Danielle Staub is coming out with her own podcast, and immediately self-quarantines. On this 150th episode SG of the AG Self-Quarantine Quorom special episode, Sarah unpacks Bravolebrity responses to the global pandemic, why Kenya should watch RHONJ's reunion part 2, and what Teresa's kosher-certified new beginning means for her future on the show. Wash your hands of Marc Daly - and also for the safety and health of millions - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 150! Stay home! Wash your hands! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC NEW RHOBH SEASON 10 TRAILER BONUS EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Missing the glory that was BravoCon, Sarah puts on her favorite Housewife cosplay (9 lemons, one bowl) and settles into the People's People's Couch: Extra Pumped but Not About Kentucky with fellow Certified Bravoholic and Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast host and Instagrammer, Amanda Hirsch. They discuss why Brittany's wedding song should be True Colors, their opposing views on Jennifer Aydin's reunion performance, and which Jersey housewife is a true spiritual OG. Danielle Staub was invited to be on this week's ep, but there was no available folding chair - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 149! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 25-MIN LOVE IS BLIND DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Realizing it's finally the first day of her blessed birthday month, Sarah bakes herself an apple cake in the shape of a Zarin rug, and wishes for the return of that ginger OG and/or RHOBH. After realizing that Bravo probably thinks she looks too young to have earned these gifts, Sarah turns back to the present with her favorite OG of the AC, Bravo personality, host of "Reality Check" and "Martinis and Murder," and Andy Cohen's longtime assistant, Daryn Carp. They discuss the trap of wanting to befriend Bravolebs, what it means when bad behavior isn't held accountable on Pump Rules and Below Deck, and how NJ's finale has risen the franchise to even higher heights. Joe Giudice doesn't know what a podcast is, but he's probably gonna Instagram about this anyway - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 148! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 40-MIN TRE SATCHELS DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tired of another endless NYC winter, Sarah books a Jitney to the Hamptons, where she discovers it's just as cold. She realizes summer starts from within, and calls up her favorite bright light, Berning in Hell podcaster and "Summer House" breakout star, Hannah Berner. They discuss Hannah's journey from Bravoholic to Bravoleb, the importance of body positivity on reality tv, and the less-than-positive reality facing Kyle and Amanda's and Lindsay and Carl's relationships. The cold weather outside is frightful, but a Hamptons-themed DVR is delightful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. HANNAH AND SARAH'S RHONJ DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates Galentine's Day the best way she knows how: by mailing Shannon Beador a heart shaped box filled with cream cheese stuffed salmon, and inviting her new Bravo bestie, writer Rafi D'Angelo, to the People's People's Couch. They discuss the difference between Nene's vulnerability and accountability, the missing thread in the RHONY trailer, and why Jennifer Aydin is a top-tier Housewife. Throw away your partner and gift-wrapped chocolate, because this conversation is already super sweet - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Curious about the real estate value of a casita next to Chateau, Sarah calls up Margaret and Jennifer's favorite houseguest, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey, for stories inside RHONJ homes. They discuss which Jersey Housewife may have a future career in the Senate, how Atlanta feels like upgraded seltzer, and why the court may order Erika to retire her glam. Patting the puss is pricey, but Sarah's cackle is priceless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 145! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After sneaking into Cut Fitness with a Groupon saleswoman's RSVP, Sarah cuts herself an extra-large slice of carrot cake (hold the cake) at Tamra Judge's forced retirement party. She then marks this historic moment in American history the best way she knows how: by sitting down with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz - writer, editor, and host of the forthcoming podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what the tabloids got wrong and Bravo got right about Tamra's exit from RHOC, what role second-wave OGs have in the Housewives universe, and why empathy is important when critiquing Housewives. Sarah needs to buy Shannon a Galentine's Day diamond larger than the one David just gave to his newest mistake, so please subscribe to the just-launched AG Patreon ASAP - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 144! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Right before news breaks that Victoria Gunvalson has retired the orange Bravo took away from her prior to Season 14, Sarah records an episode of Andy's Girls that will live in infamy: what did she say about Vicki's future before Vicki's announcement went live? This Coto crystal ball tells all: Sarah and culture writer and editor Madeleine Davies discuss why Tamra's future is tied to Vicki's past, what Caroline's Super Bowl ad means for a potential return to Franklin Lakes, and the shocking allegations about Nene's rumored 'secret.' The Whoop It Up train may have left the station, but this episode is nobody's caboose - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 143! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Inspired by the Emmy-worthy drama "Kim Richards on Dr. Phil: War of the Worlds," Sarah calls up her favorite Bravo health provider, "America's Psychologist" Dr. Jeff Gardere. They discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of providing therapy on Potomac and Atlanta Housewives, what Nene is like as a patient on-and-off camera, whether recent tabloid reports about Dennis should affect Porsha's relationship, and what Teresa and Joe (and Bethenny and Jason) need to learn about co-parenting. The People's People's Couch is ready for patients, Venmo your co-pay accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 142! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hears about Danielle's booking on Watch What Happens Live, and immediately checks herself into a wellness facility. She realizes the spa's pool is identical to the one Marg made famous, and calms down enough to recover from being Staub'd from the back. After discovering insurance doesn't cover reactions to a television program, she runs back to the People's People's Couch, joined by Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media and creator of Bravo by Betches. They discuss tabloid reports about Brandi G. and Denise, what Brandi R.'s trip rehab means for her future on Dallas, and whether or not Atlanta's snake even exists. Teresa may not like thrown water, but this double-episode convo will quench anyone's thirst - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 141! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah celebrates the New Year the best way she knows how: with medically forbidden gluten and a screaming match with OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They immediately launch into an epic argument about Andy's role moderating the Dallas reunion, what a viral video of Brandi means for her future as well as the franchise, and which toxic former Housewives are most likely to return full-time. If your New Year's resolution was to listen to Sarah shred apart Danielle, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 140! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to ring in the New Year, Sarah tries a few sips of expired Wines by Wives, and immediately keels over. After disinfecting her gullet with some Skinnygirl Marg EXTRA THIN, she celebrates 2020 the other best way she knows how: by looking back at the Housewife highs and lows of 2019! Sarah calls up her BravoCon bestie, "Come Through Queen" podcast co-host Brendan Davis. They discuss favorite moments from 2019, Real Housewife resolutions for 2020, why the reunion cycle finale was such a breakthrough for Orange County, and whether or not Season 4 is a swan song for LeeAnne. The New Year is upon us, and so is Sarah's eternal cackle: it's Andy's Girls, Episode 139! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, which Real Housewife should be impeached from their franchise, and whether or not Dallas can survive this season's troubled story arc. Sprinkle cookies for everyone, because this convo is a special treat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 138! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha Energy, and whether Dallas can survive this season. Unlike OG peach wardrobing, this episode is anything but recycled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 137! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and the upcoming "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss how Kenya's on-screen intentions have changed since she returned to Atlanta, whether Orange County drama can thrive without two of the Tres Amigas, and what the Potomac lawsuits mean for next season's cast. Paging Dr. Heavenly, because this conversation was sent from above - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 136! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoCon, and the surprising personality trait Teresa and Nene have in common. This episode has more snaps than the ones D'Andra and Kary broke in Thailand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 135! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumors, and which Potomac and Orange County housewives she calls for advice. Mama Dee doesn't give a rip, and Heinz says neither should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 134! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon is so impactful for the Bravoholic community. The production of BravoCon was absolutely perfect, and Sarah's vocally depleted cackle is too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 133! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finally working on Orange County and Jersey, and what's next for Juicy Joe. BravoCon has arrived, and so has this week's sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 132! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedding edit may portend for the rest of Dallas. Kenya Moore is back, and so are the OGs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 131! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim's messy split, and LuAnn's interview with Jenny McCarthy. It's officially the holiday season, and this conversation is a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 130! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between Braunwyn and D'Andra's family strife, and why Emily's marriage is a throwback to a Season 1 OG. D'Andra's trust may be empty, but Sarah's support for Stephanie is a treasure trove of love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 129! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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With AG merch finally ready for the world, Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: by announcing on the People's People's Couch that the AG TeePublic shop is the new UES-based International Fashion Lifestyle Brand. She celebrates this Tipsy-Girl cheater-brand style "slogan acquisition" with none other than fellow OG of the AG, VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why New Kary's role as D'Andra's hype woman isn't enough to carry this season of Dallas, the importance of casting Housewife alums when OGs leave, why Gina and Emily's fight has helped resurrect Orange County, and what LeeAnne and Teresa's storylines have in common. Sarah says some already-regrettable things about Tamra that need to be Cut Fitness'ed out of her mind post haste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 128! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah hears that Bravo is re-launching Cash Cab, and immediately deletes Uber Pool from her phone, determined to cover her rent and/or humility by hailing a camera crew outside Beautique. After realizing the only trivia questions she can answer relate to Emily and Shane's lack of love language, Sarah instead goes for a stroll down Bravoholic memory lane with the host of "Martinis and Murder," and OG of the AC, Daryn Carp. They discuss Daryn's origin story at Bravo, her rose and thorn during 9+ years working with Andy Cohen, and whether or not there is a new Housewife franchise on the horizon. Ramona Singer may not approve of this episode's content, but she gives the outfits a perfect score - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 127! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On a rainy day at RHONY HQ, Sarah settles in for a nap with her Skinnygirl "Dream Thin" body pillow, imagining an AG kiki with a fellow Bethenny super stan. She awakes to find that while first-generation Carole Radziwill is no longer available, a ghostwriter-free thinker is: writer, editor, and Bravo dramaturg, Evan Ross Katz. They sit on the People's People's Couch and begin a wide-ranging discussion, including which house husbands rank among the worst of any franchise, how Gina and Emily's fight works in both their favor, why Michael Darby's on-camera defense may complicate the next season of Potomac, and whether or not Dallas will survive. Slade Smiley gives this ep a perfect score, mostly because he was mentioned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 126! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After going to London exactly once for 3 days in May, Sarah realizes she is now considered British royalty, in line for the/a throne. Delighted with her newfound international superpowers, she ignores a call from Meghan Markle and makes one of her own: to chat all things Bravo with the star of "Ladies of London," Caroline Stanbury. They discuss Caroline's friendship with New York housewives, her thoughts on Puppygate and the future of RHOBH, and why her on-camera family struggles are similar to those on Beverly Hills and New Jersey. Plus, recaps of the just-released RHONJ and RHOA trailers, and a discussion of how RHOC "accomplishments" are not without cost. Orange County may be back, and Sarah's passport says she's ready to return - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 125! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah arrives at the Miraval Wellness Resort and Spa, determined to soak in the energy and purity that comes from being Shannon Storms Beador's number one fan. However, she is quickly met by one of Shannon's "less vocally supportive future admirers," writer, comedian, and "ScamWow" podcast co-host Caitlin Brodnick. They ditch the spa's sound bath, and shower each other with opinions on Shannon's spiritual journey/psychosis, whether Kary 2.0 is a new chapter on Dallas or the epilogue, and what Kenya's just-announced divorce means for her burgeoning friendship with Porsha. No purses were flung in the making of this episode, but arguments about Shannon certainly carried #SkinnyLegend weight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 124! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah returns from her Parisian honeymoon besotted, having proclaimed her eternal love and devotion to this season of Potomac. But after realizing marriage to an inanimate object won't bring true happiness - just ask Mrs. Darby - she registers for immediate access to RHOP Season 5 with Dave Quinn, People.com's news writer and reporter. They discuss which Housewife dramas have been too much to cover online, Dave's screaming match with a certain OG, and exclusive scoop on upcoming seasons of Atlanta, NY and NJ. Respect the betas, and also this epic chat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 123! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah books a flight to visit one of America's most historic landmarks, but realizes after her flight lands in Dallas that the Round Up is closed to non-RHOD househusband patrons. Instead, she rounds up thoughts on why LeeAnne and D'Andra's fight may have more to do with production than meets the eye, why even bad seasons can be important for franchises, and the differences between mysterious exits on Scary Island vs. the Caymans. Momma Dee is in control of this week's content, so DM your accountant accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 122! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sarah checks into the hospital, determined to donate her heart to RHONY production in order to get Jill back on the show full-time. After being told her prior thoughts on Jill vs. Bethenny preclude a successful donation, Sarah heads to the gift shop in order to buy some feelings and a Season 12 get well soon balloon. She then calls up one of NYC's greatest comedic gifts, writer and comedian Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss why Orange County's marital troubles feel different than in Potomac, what the new additions to Beverly Hills mean for the returning housewives, and what LuAnn has in common with Ashley Darby. Shane might be trash, but this episode is a total treasure - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 121! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Mourning the loss of Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, Sarah heads to temple in order to pray for peace, zen, and Zarin. After enjoying some of Bethenny's apple with honey, she runs into her favorite Bethenny nemesis, and fellow OG of the AG, writer and comedian Damian Bellino. They discuss what Bethenny's absence will mean for next season, why Potomac is running an Olympic-level relay vs. Orange County's sprint, and the importance of beta Wives on Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Bethenny may not be remarried, but this conversation is wedded to sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 120! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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