Cum Town

By Nick Mullen

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 Aug 18, 2021
This cast make me want to kill myself In a gay way.

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 Jul 9, 2021
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Description

Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).

Episode Date
Ep. 282 – I can show u my ass
1:07:33
on a magic carpet ride
Oct 20, 2021
Ep. 281 – wonduh bred
gimme a kiss
Oct 14, 2021
Ep. 280 – bathroom blues
kristen sitonma penis how about that
Oct 06, 2021
Ep. 279 – winding down
how much longer do u think lol
Sep 29, 2021
Ep. 278 – me play joke
my fucking back hurts
Sep 22, 2021
Ep. 277 – did someone die
im not paying attnetion
Sep 15, 2021
Ep. 276 – im sorry dear
1:01:18
would u believe I forgot to upload the podcast all day? me? of all people?
Sep 08, 2021
Ep. 275 – oh look its adam
1:03:47
wow so glad hes back hah hah
Sep 01, 2021
Ep. 274 – Do it for the comirnaty
1:18:39
C'mon yall get da damn shot, it aint about u, its about keepin the comirnaty safe
Aug 26, 2021
Ep. 273 – parisienne malaise
1:10:14
I hope everyone is happy. really. I mean it
Aug 18, 2021
Ep. 272 – Cum Town New Faces
1:05:02
Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex
Aug 12, 2021
Ep. 271 – pussy passports
1:06:39
if I gotta get a medicine to go to a restaurant women gotta show me they pussy also
Aug 04, 2021
Ep. 270 – semone biles
1:11:07
congrats to simone biles for acknowledging that the olympics are fucking lame
Jul 28, 2021
Ep. 269 – Q Framed Roger Faggit
1:04:40
what do you get when you add one six to nine eleven? ten seventeen. don't look up what that's trucker code for if you wanna sleep tonight.
Jul 21, 2021
Ep. 268 – congo
1:02:17
its a jungle out here
Jul 14, 2021
Ep. 267 – I said yep
1:05:23
im a fagget, and I got a little dick myself and we could all be a bit more gay
Jul 07, 2021
Ep. 266 – bathroom break
1:16:26
okay pal sure, "go" pee pee then. right in my mouth why dont you
Jun 30, 2021
Ep. 265 – buck blaking
1:01:13
they a mak-uh us a gay, they make us looka like a gay man to raff at us
Jun 23, 2021
Ep. 264 – The horns of charles
1:15:37
howdy bitch
Jun 16, 2021
Ep. 263 – cruella summer
1:10:32
hey do u guys think stav would fuck cruella
Jun 09, 2021
Ep. 262 – wuhwuh
1:03:24
and its like wa wa but for people with downs syndrome. how about that u fuckin pieces of shit
Jun 02, 2021
Ep. 261 – I dunno man
1:06:04
what am I like fuckin 40 years old now fuck
May 26, 2021
Ep. 260 – gaza explainer
1:25:39
a quick history on gaza and whats going on so u can be up to date before you stop caring next week
May 19, 2021
Ep. 259 – the shores of hell
1:07:44
brvtal
May 12, 2021
Ep. 258 – tanagra when the cheeks clapped
1:03:43
five types of mayonaise
May 05, 2021
Ep. 257 – clockstoppers
1:09:54
what if u could fuck a girl..
Apr 28, 2021
Ep. 256 – dial up
1:09:14
holler atchur boy
Apr 21, 2021
Ep. 255 – springtime for hitler
1:14:41
bette hitler
Apr 14, 2021
Ep. 254 – Jounry to the center of my ass
1:00:01
starring dwayne "me off" johnson
Apr 07, 2021
Ep. 253 – bandaullio
1:16:04
it means dancing in spanish
Mar 31, 2021
Ep. 252 – cholos for cancer
1:01:56
were out here raising money for the homies that got feucked up
Mar 24, 2021
Ep. 251 – suckdictionary
1:08:47
and its guys pretending to suck a famous persons dick and u have to guess who it is based on their body language
Mar 17, 2021
Ep. 250 – pissmeal
1:10:34
brimful of asha
Mar 10, 2021
Ep. 249 – basketball
1:06:41
(theyre playing bas-ket-ball) basketball makes me fuckin horny, I wanna fuck all the fuckin guys
Mar 03, 2021
Ep. 248 – Girl Power
1:02:45
boss bitch pussy wet like concrete
Feb 24, 2021
Ep. 247 – curshews
1:06:13
oh we gone have em
Feb 17, 2021
Ep. 246 – Indiana Loans
1:01:40
this belongs in a bank
Feb 10, 2021
Ep. 245 – smark coulerds
1:04:00
yea how u doin my name is smark, im callin about the pussy u got up here on face buke
Feb 04, 2021
Ep. 244 – Does Woah
1:20:56
Woon honda
Jan 27, 2021
Ep. 243 – RIp Alex Trebek
1:00:34
Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also
Jan 20, 2021
Ep. 242 – Zer0 (inches) Books
1:14:28
Doug Lain of Zer0 Books  joins us to pitch his youtube channel which has community strikes against it, and I twist his arm into making it about big tech censorship. he's not a fascist or glenn greenwald so you're not allowed to get mad about it.
Jan 13, 2021
Ep. 241 – la la la
1:09:58
cant get u outta my head
Jan 06, 2021
Ep. 240 – hauld my dangke
1:06:08
one more year I swear
Dec 30, 2020
Ep. 239 – ass me up
1:01:31
here I come
Dec 23, 2020
Ep. 238 – 300
1:14:10
charles in marge
Dec 16, 2020
Ep. 237 – Roddendirty
1:07:00
the final frontier
Dec 09, 2020
Ep. 236 – Tug Douglas
1:04:15
I got my eye on u boy
Dec 02, 2020
Ep. 235 – For immediate release
1:02:38
This is the first post on the new hosts backend lets see if it gets fucked up!
Nov 25, 2020
Ep. 234 – Corporate retreat
bon voyage
Nov 19, 2020
Ep. 233 – God’s Earth
Holy fuckin shit its nice out.
Nov 11, 2020
Ep. 232 – the end of politics
we can go back to normal now thanks.
Nov 05, 2020
Ep. 231 – Vanjagra
Gimeet Pusihaha
Oct 28, 2020
Ep. 230 – Oooh Give Me Pussy
shut up man
Oct 20, 2020
Ep. 229 – Walt Didne
Didne fuck my ass?
Oct 14, 2020
Ep. 228 – Teflon Tussin
goonies never die
Oct 07, 2020
Ep. 227 – Vote Him Out
we have to stop him
Sep 30, 2020
Ep. 226 – Nerds rope
hey now
Sep 24, 2020
Ep. 225 – just the two of us
we can make it if we try
Sep 16, 2020
Ep. 224 – its the cops, scram!
does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics???
Sep 09, 2020
Ep. 223 – Downsyndrocons
they turn into trucks
Sep 02, 2020
Ep. 222 – The “R””N” C lol
lol think about it
Aug 26, 2020
Ep. 221 – suCk my PNC
yup.
Aug 20, 2020
Ep. 220 – Adam Says The Judy Gold Word
or does he
Aug 12, 2020
Ep. 219 – michael clayton
im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck
Aug 06, 2020
Ep. 218 – Just Skip to 16:00
Had to start the show alone, didn't know when adam would be back. It's just me rambling for the first 16 minutes
Jul 30, 2020
Ep. 217 – Heavy Brain
press X to suck dick
Jul 22, 2020
Ep. 216 – Shaubat U Suck Me Off
they bout to ban me from instagram
Jul 15, 2020
Ep. 215 – The Taste Of my Ass Zero
taste you can feel
Jul 09, 2020
Ep. 214 – The Taste of Coke Zero
the taste of it
Jul 02, 2020
Ep. 213 – Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It
Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan
Jun 25, 2020
Ep. 212 – Handing It Off
Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it
Jun 18, 2020
Ep. 211 – Welcome Back
The return of Adam Bender!
Jun 11, 2020
Ep. 210 – Regis and Kelly
Folks good morning
Jun 04, 2020
Ep 209 – Summer Pussy
dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt
May 28, 2020
Ep. 208 – This Is Your Captain Speaking
what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast?
May 21, 2020
Ep. 207 – Piss of Penus
Pliss give me piss of pinus
May 14, 2020
Ep. 206 – John Slick
I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.
May 07, 2020
Ep. 205 – Youtube Live
I dont even know what to say
Apr 30, 2020
Ep. 204 – DLC
We got some new content
Apr 23, 2020
Ep. 203 – Werewolves of London
Still furious about my keys
Apr 16, 2020
Ep. 202 – Joris Bohnson
Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together.
Apr 09, 2020
Ep. 201 – Oohs cawk mate?
OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah??
Apr 02, 2020
Ep. 200 – Serendipity
Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week.
Mar 25, 2020
Ep. 199 – Lockdown Raw
Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you'll never ever know about the charlie rose episode, w
Mar 19, 2020
Ep. 198 – Losing Track
Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now
Mar 12, 2020
Ep. 197 – Jerkules
Ey im freakin strong over here pal
Mar 05, 2020
Ep. 196 – Fash Wednesday
Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in
Feb 26, 2020
Ep. 195 – Coomberg
remember when people said coom?
Feb 20, 2020
Ep. 194 – Amy Klobequiet
push the bitches out hte way here come the boys
Feb 13, 2020
Ep. 193 – Iow…what?
Mayor pete acting more like mayor... bleep? more on cum town
Feb 05, 2020
Ep. 192 – Phased
someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it
Jan 30, 2020
Ep. 191 – Too old
even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days
Jan 23, 2020
Ep. 190 – Lyin Liz
Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??
Jan 16, 2020
Ep. 189 – Therapy for the chinese soul
Alright brother hell yea
Jan 08, 2020
Ep. 188 – Hindsight
Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy
Jan 02, 2020
Ep. 187 – Putting the Chris back in Christmas
ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock
Dec 26, 2019
Ep. 186 – Give me one reason to stay here
and ill suck you right off
Dec 19, 2019
Ep. 185 – It’s the 90s Jerry
loving the gear
Dec 12, 2019
Ep. 184 – new gear
we heard your complaints, and we ignored them
Dec 04, 2019
Ep. 183 – pilgrims and indians
happy thanksgiving everyone
Nov 28, 2019
Ep. 182 – A friend of ours
Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film "Coons!," which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can't remembe
Nov 21, 2019
Ep. 181 – The Joker Laureate Of the Dirtbag Left
its me
Nov 14, 2019
Ep. 180 – all cylinders
everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard
Nov 07, 2019
Ep 179 – Strike Ass!
Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat
Oct 31, 2019
Ep. 178 – Hillary 2020 baby
lets make it happen
Oct 24, 2019
Ep. 177 – squash me up
Gimme that squash boi
Oct 17, 2019
Ep. 176 – da joka baby
im da joka baby
Oct 09, 2019
Ep 175 – epardy
i aint answerin no questions
Oct 03, 2019
Ep 174 – spinabifadiche
my back hurts so god damn bad
Sep 26, 2019
Ep. 173 – CHang Gilis
HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS
Sep 19, 2019
Ep. 172 – Dark Alliance
With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula
Sep 11, 2019
Ep. 171 – Kevin Sorhol
Stars as ... wait for it... Gay Hercules
Sep 05, 2019
Ep. 170 – Carmen San Diego
We're seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.
Aug 29, 2019
Ep. 169 – Big Bitch
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street
Aug 22, 2019
Ep. 168 – Scumbag Vinny
Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc
Aug 14, 2019
Ep. 167 – Two Shootings?!?
What is it, gun christmas??
Aug 08, 2019
Ep. 166 – Medicare for Balls
And its free bluechew for everyone
Jul 31, 2019
Ep. 165 – Epstein murdered
Case closed
Jul 25, 2019
Ep. 164 – In Your Eyes
man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn
Jul 17, 2019
Ep. 163 – And there it is
it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light
Jul 11, 2019
Ep. 162 – Almost
Just a little bit longer
Jul 04, 2019
Ep. 161 – Too Much Canada
Almost back on track here folks
Jun 28, 2019
Ep. 160 – Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)
Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex
Jun 20, 2019
Ep. 159 – Matt and Shane
This is a different podcast now
Jun 13, 2019
Ep. 158 – Forget it jake
its vaginatown
Jun 06, 2019
Ep. 157 – Arthur
im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist
May 29, 2019
Ep. 156 – Racist Elmo
Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town
May 23, 2019
Ep. 155 – The Don Simpsons
RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him
May 16, 2019
Ep. 154 – I cant wait to die
i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not
May 09, 2019
Ep. 153 – m4a legislatoin NOW
stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare
May 02, 2019
Ep. 152 – Early Turd Special
too early for sleepy adam
Apr 24, 2019
Ep. 151 – Pussy for lobster
rip to the church
Apr 17, 2019
Ep. 150 – sick day
im sick everyone feel bad for me
Apr 11, 2019
Ep. 149 – the spy museum
its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there
Apr 04, 2019
Ep. 148 – Jussie Mueller Extravaganza
wow im pissed and racist
Mar 28, 2019
Ep. 147 – rest in power
RIP to a real one
Mar 21, 2019
Ep. 146 – Did we kill bam
Or did bam kill us?
Mar 14, 2019
Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend.
Mar 06, 2019
Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. Also the return of our beloved s
Mar 06, 2019
Ep. 144 – my girl
the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like "my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit"
Feb 28, 2019
Ep. 143 – Empire
I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
Feb 21, 2019
Ep. 142 – Chelsea Clinton RACIST
chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected
Feb 14, 2019
Ep. 141 – Na Trioblóidí
stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce
Feb 07, 2019
Ep. 140 – fake news
im doing fake news now
Jan 30, 2019
Ep. 139 – deaf jam
brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast
Jan 23, 2019
Ep. 138 – Cool Adam
hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say
Jan 17, 2019
Ep. 137 – Dexters Gender Labratory
an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it "poop ass chicken"
Jan 10, 2019
Ep. 136 – My big fat ass huge ass life
im getting back into reality tv
Jan 03, 2019
Ep. 135 – Sopranos again
this is the only show that makes me feel anything
Dec 27, 2018
Ep 134 – Sargon My Dick
Sarg it please
Dec 20, 2018
Ep. 133 – grandma’s boy
dam that movie was funny as hell lol
Dec 13, 2018
Ep. 132 – Red Dead is cancelled
its over folks ive made all the clothes
Dec 06, 2018
Ep. 131 – ho canada
bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight
Nov 29, 2018
Ep. 130 – god’s country, ma’am
holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina
Nov 22, 2018
Ep. 129 – bad boys 2
lost in new york
Nov 15, 2018
Ep. 128 – Can You Smell
whats in my ass
Nov 08, 2018
Ep. 127 – classico podacata
se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls
Nov 01, 2018
Ep. 126 – m’gay mate
how to speak australian
Oct 24, 2018
Ep. 125 – Tokyo Drift
tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo
Oct 18, 2018
Ep. 124 – D’Jia Jones
good afternoon you've reached the desk of D'Jia Nasdaq-Jones I'm not available right now please leave a message
Oct 11, 2018
Ep. 123 – its fall now boy
i tell you ass what
Oct 04, 2018
Ep. 122 – The sopranos
the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn't have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point.
Sep 27, 2018
Ep. 121 – Stone Cold
we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone
Sep 19, 2018
Ep. 120 – R2-MeToo
we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out
Sep 13, 2018
Ep. 119 – Brendan Gayer
brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money
Sep 06, 2018
Ep. 118 – Louis SeemsGay
Looks like the boys are back in town lol
Aug 30, 2018
Ep. 117 – Gasia Sargento
And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy
Aug 23, 2018
Ep. 116 – Live show
from ottobar
Aug 15, 2018
Ep. 115 – dont remember
i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by ho
Aug 09, 2018
Ep. 114 – back to normal
well i cured myself without a doctor, once again
Aug 02, 2018
Ep. 113 – on this one
we call someone gay i think
Jul 26, 2018
Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
Jul 19, 2018
Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
Jul 19, 2018
Ep. 111 – The forbidden zone
its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
Jul 12, 2018
Ep. 110 – Punishment
You brought this on yourselves
Jul 07, 2018
Ep. 109 – Maggets and Terds
DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day
Jun 28, 2018
Ep. 108 – Sorry
sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it
Jun 21, 2018
Ep. 107 – Rubiks tube
can you solve my dick?
Jun 14, 2018
Ep. 106 – Will Shitz His Pants
why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch
Jun 07, 2018
Ep. 105 – Writers room
I show yall how tv writers work
May 31, 2018
Ep. 104 – Madcucks explained
Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.
May 24, 2018
Ep. 103 – easily the worst episode in awhile
this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain
May 17, 2018
Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
May 10, 2018
Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
May 10, 2018
Ep. 101 – fuck shoutengine
gotta switch podcast hosts
May 03, 2018
Ep. 100 – Damn
lol theres been 100 episodes of this
Apr 26, 2018
Ep. 99 – Comb Town
I got a haircut, i like it
Apr 19, 2018
Ep. 98 – Adam’s birthday
adam is 31 now lol
Apr 12, 2018
Ep. 97 – Another delay
Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off
Apr 05, 2018
Ep. 96 – Dan Schneider Goes Down
Didn't really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
Mar 29, 2018
Ep. 95 – Ideal Podcast Hours
Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour
Mar 22, 2018
Ep. 94 – Museum boys
We come up with ideas for new museums.
Mar 15, 2018
Ep. 93 – Look Who’s Talking
The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.
Mar 08, 2018
Ep. 92 – Ruthless and Toothless
Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.
Mar 01, 2018
Ep. 91 – Cum Town Classic
Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It's kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.
Feb 22, 2018
Ep. 90 – Bug Audio
Last chance for the computer
Feb 15, 2018
Ep. 89 – Tai Bo
We doin kawate up in dis mofucka
Feb 07, 2018
Ep. 88 – Finally Real Boys
Well we're big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who's a "fucking retard" now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I'm sure there's someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr
Jan 31, 2018
Ep. 87 – Podcasting Gear from Marshalls
Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up
Jan 25, 2018
Ep. 86 – Go Back to Africa
Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.
Jan 18, 2018
Ep. 85 – fucking piece of shit computer
its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance
Jan 12, 2018
Ep. 84 – Tube Town
gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box
Jan 04, 2018
Ep. 83 – Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo
Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava
Dec 28, 2017
Ep. 82 – Im just one man
i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone
Dec 21, 2017
Ep. 81 – Marquis of Queensbury
Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium epi
Dec 14, 2017
Ep. 80 – Weight of the world
From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.
Dec 07, 2017
Ep. 79 – Bumbaclot
rude boys
Nov 30, 2017
Ep. 79 – Race Wars Crossover
Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.
Nov 22, 2017
Ep. 78 – We couldn’t get ian
we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something
Nov 16, 2017
Ep. 77 – God damn i swear i uploaded this
I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile
Nov 10, 2017
Ep. 76 – How do you spell halowen
halewen. how do you do it
Nov 02, 2017
Ep. 75 – The Voice Of The Left
This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol
Oct 25, 2017
Ep. 74 – Happy Halloween
Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.
Oct 19, 2017
Ep. 73 – Late Night Boys
Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about
Oct 12, 2017
Ep. 72 – Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha
damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary
Oct 05, 2017
Ep. 71 – Bean reviews
black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.
Sep 28, 2017
Ep. 70 – I Ate bad fish
sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down
Sep 21, 2017
Ep. 69 – Valero Boss
You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it s
Sep 14, 2017
Ep. 68 – Tech Savior
I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.
Sep 07, 2017
Ep. 67 – Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes
Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.
Aug 31, 2017
Ep. 66 – Oopsadoozio
I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like th
Aug 24, 2017
Ep. 65 – Construction Boys
*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman ho
Aug 17, 2017
Ep. 64 – Tier One
Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up
Aug 10, 2017
Ep. 63 – Scaramucci News Episode
we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyon
Aug 03, 2017
Ep. 62 – Train Knowledge
Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know
Jul 27, 2017
Ep. 61 – Business Places
The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a n
Jul 20, 2017
Ep. 60 – The Letter Boys
We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference
Jul 13, 2017
Ep. 59 – Marmaduke
Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea
Jul 06, 2017
Ep. 58 – A Very Adam Christmas
we find out adams gay once an for all
Jun 29, 2017
Ep. 57 – My Wonder Woman Review
I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down.
Jun 23, 2017
Ep. 56 – The Resistance
I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.
Jun 15, 2017
Ep. 55 – Disclaimers
Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.
Jun 08, 2017
Ep. 54 – New Characters
Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.
Jun 01, 2017
Ep. 53 – Adam’s Fault
We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident
May 27, 2017
Ep. 52 – Lisa’s Feet
The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this.
May 18, 2017
Ep. 51 – I want to go home
Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.
May 11, 2017
Ep. 50 – Diversity Town
Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.
May 04, 2017
Ep. 49 – The Hidden Episode
While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.
Apr 27, 2017
Ep. 48 – The Greatest Riff Of All Time
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the
Apr 20, 2017
Ep. 47 – Foody For THought lol
michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it
Apr 06, 2017
Ep. 46 – Vacations?
Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.
Mar 30, 2017
Ep. 45 – The Replacements
Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.
Mar 23, 2017
Ep. 44 – I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think
Mar 16, 2017
Ep. 43 – The REAL Original Cum Boys
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls
Mar 09, 2017
Ep. 42 – Will “Smith” Menaker
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation.
Mar 02, 2017
Ep. 41 – Cum Town Live
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay as
Feb 23, 2017
Ep. 40 – Valentimes
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way
Feb 16, 2017
Ep. 39 – Petey Dat Boi
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist.
Feb 09, 2017
Ep. 38 – Good Prison vs Bad Prison
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.
Feb 02, 2017
Ep. 37 – Goldust Wasn’t Gay
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.
Jan 26, 2017
Ep. 36 – Goatee Era Seagal
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of ev
Jan 18, 2017
Ep. 35 – Cum Town Fires Back
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills
Jan 12, 2017
Ep. 34 – We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.
Jan 04, 2017
Ep. 33 – Ugh. Wardell
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.
Dec 29, 2016
Ep. 32 – Crisis Averted
We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.
Dec 22, 2016
Ep. 31 – The Birthday Bitch
It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis.
Dec 14, 2016
Ep. 30 – Copycats
We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay"
Dec 07, 2016
Ep. 29 – Customer Service
Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.
Nov 30, 2016
Ep. 28 – How Many Y’all Like Sex
I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of
Nov 24, 2016
Ep. 27 – Adam’s Last Stand
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.
Nov 17, 2016
Ep. 26 – CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam ge
Nov 10, 2016
Episode 25 – Playing Pretend
The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Tea
Nov 03, 2016
Episode 24 – Ghost Stories
We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.
Oct 26, 2016
Episode 23 – My New Drug Problem
Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm s
Oct 20, 2016
Episode 22 – Ian’s Shitty Impressions
Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of.
Oct 12, 2016
Episode 21 – Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction
Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost.
Oct 06, 2016
Episode 20 – SD Tard
Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podc
Sep 30, 2016
Ep. 19 – Rape Science
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.
Sep 22, 2016
Episode 18 – Je Suis Charlie
Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop tryi
Sep 15, 2016
Ep. 17 – Old Friends
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking
Sep 07, 2016
Ep. 16 – Back In Business
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covere
Aug 31, 2016
15 – Another Girl Episode
Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant.
Aug 17, 2016
Episode 14 – Cum Town After Dark
Im fucking tired as shit and i hate hAVing to edit and upload this gay shit every week and write a description. We talked about the usual stuff I think. So it's racist. Oh and I forgot to include the audio but I beat stav in roast battle. Because I'm bet
Aug 11, 2016
Episode 13 – Just For Laughs Recap
Back from a hot week in Montreal - super hot, lots of good industry buzz about Cum Town - the boys figure out which race is the next to be genocided via truck. Another late episode folks. Sometimes life gets in the way you know? Sometimes you forget what
Aug 04, 2016
Episode 12 – Overconfidence
Coming in hot off last weeks killer episode with David Cross we'd thought it'd be nice to take it easy and wait till the last day possible before recording again. None of us did anything this weekend. I built a desk. I'm proud of it but you can't appreci
Jul 28, 2016
Ep. 11 – David Cross
This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it's not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode was
Jul 19, 2016
Ep. 10 – Killing Garfield
Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn't have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler an
Jul 14, 2016
Ep. 9 – Technical Difficulties
(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one's jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of Chap
Jul 06, 2016
Ep. 8 – The Eighth Episode
The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one alm
Jun 29, 2016
Ep. 7 – Autism Powers
Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new Independe
Jun 22, 2016
Ep. 6 – Not Soon Enough
The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time.
Jun 15, 2016
Ep. 5 – Cum Angels
Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I'm not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleep
Jun 08, 2016
Ep. 4 – Beef Squashers
After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield's very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America's Most Beloved Podcast
Jun 01, 2016
Ep. 3 – The Sleepy Boys
Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He's got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he's on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporarie
May 25, 2016
Real Hip Hop
Live from Stav's office where they let us use one of the conference rooms, official Cum Boy Adam Friedland (@AdamFriedland) joins us to discuss cumming in his own face and why he can't cum on other faces now. We talk about how Muslims go to the bathroom
May 18, 2016
The Original Cum Boys
Cum Boys NYC Originals Nick and Stav sit down and start a podcast. This one is different than other podcasts where two guys talk about people you don't know. We get real dude. We take this shit seriously.
May 11, 2016