Cum Town
By Nick Mullen
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john
Feb 10, 2022
funny af
Sep 2, 2021
Aug 30, 2021
Cuck Norris
Aug 18, 2021
This cast make me want to kill myself In a gay way.
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Jul 9, 2021
i'm gay
Description
Official Podcast of the Cum Boys. Hosted by Nick Mullen (@nickmullen) and Stavros Halkias (@stavcomedy), two PROFESSIONAL comedians, folks. Also featuring Adam Friedland (the girl of the show).
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Ep. 312 – cum town TNG
1:04:17
this is it from here on out
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May 19, 2022 |
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Ep. 311 – NOFX
52:15
I like girls htat wear abercrombie and fitch, chinese people make me sick
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May 12, 2022 |
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Ep. 310 – Hello speaking
1:04:13
Yes this is she
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May 04, 2022 |
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Ep. 309 – can u smell it
1:02:27
special episode with stav replacement Jasmell "What the Rock Is Cooking" Johnson
RALEIGH TICKETS PLEASE COME https://www.goodnightscomedy.com/events/56776
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Ep. 308 – Worth the Damn Wait
1:01:50
one of the best episodes of all time
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Ep. 307 – Better Late than On Time
1:00:03
I think thats what they say. its what I say at least
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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Ep. 306 – off the rails
1:03:17
really falling apart here
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Ep. 305 – gays anatomy
59:48
haha
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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Ep. 304 – Dates
1:05:33
I will be at LAUGH BOSTON in BOSTON May 5-7 and HELIUM in ST. LOUIS May 13-14. This show is just for plugs now.
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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Ep. 303 – Austin 4/3
1:09:20
I will be at the creek and the cave AUSTIN 4/3 only one show left, almost sold out, go here for tickets: http://mull.dog/creekaustin/ I forgot to plug these dates at the beginning of the show
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Ep. 302 – Bathroom Break
1:09:39
tom of fidance
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Ep. 301 – garbage man can
1:01:58
nothing topical this week sorry
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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Ep. 300 – ffff
1:01:35
fffffff
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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Ep. 299 – happy love day
1:00:23
I wuv u
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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Ep. 298 – owning the chuds
1:07:03
lmao we absolutely destroy the chuds on this episode, joining us is genderqueer revolutionary Starbucks Lorenzo to talk about copoganda in cooking mama 2
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Ep. 297 – camelot
1:00:28
faer doth ouer coum goe, lourde?
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Ep. 296 – plmptwn
1:00:44
essuaze me
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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Ep. 295 – clapo cheeks house
1:00:19
I owe the government so much fuckin money lmao
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Ep. 294 – zojirushi
1:05:52
im on that neurofuzzy tip now, bout to do a giveaway
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Ep. 293 – chunk madden
1:12:30
what the hell is this, halloween?
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Ep. 292 – one more year
1:00:06
almost done fellas
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Ep. 291 – they do exist
1:06:30
he does exist.
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Ep. 290 – guile kittenhouse
1:00:03
thats my new years costume.
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Ep. 289 – o brother paul blart thou
59:28
damn blew what could be a good riff on the title here. I should save write it down for when I get back into stand up as a cash grab
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Ep. 288 – sexual pret a manger
1:00:33
croissant or psusy bitch the choice is urs
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Ep. 287 – remember when we went to japan lol
1:00:45
that was cool
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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Ep. 286 – chantilly lace
1:00:37
pony tail hangin down
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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Ep. 285 – freeze me off
1:01:48
cam ahn
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Ep. 284 – potpourri
1:02:41
juiced to the gills
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Ep. 283 – trigger treat
1:04:36
knock knock mami
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Ep. 282 – I can show u my ass
1:07:33
on a magic carpet ride
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Ep. 281 – wonduh bred
gimme a kiss
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Ep. 280 – bathroom blues
kristen sitonma penis how about that
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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Ep. 279 – winding down
how much longer do u think lol
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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Ep. 278 – me play joke
my fucking back hurts
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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Ep. 277 – did someone die
im not paying attnetion
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Ep. 276 – im sorry dear
1:01:18
would u believe I forgot to upload the podcast all day? me? of all people?
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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Ep. 275 – oh look its adam
1:03:47
wow so glad hes back hah hah
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Ep. 274 – Do it for the comirnaty
1:18:39
C'mon yall get da damn shot, it aint about u, its about keepin the comirnaty safe
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Ep. 273 – parisienne malaise
1:10:14
I hope everyone is happy. really. I mean it
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Ep. 272 – Cum Town New Faces
1:05:02
Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Ep. 271 – pussy passports
1:06:39
if I gotta get a medicine to go to a restaurant women gotta show me they pussy also
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Ep. 270 – semone biles
1:11:07
congrats to simone biles for acknowledging that the olympics are fucking lame
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Ep. 269 – Q Framed Roger Faggit
1:04:40
what do you get when you add one six to nine eleven? ten seventeen. don't look up what that's trucker code for if you wanna sleep tonight.
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Ep. 268 – congo
1:02:17
its a jungle out here
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Ep. 267 – I said yep
1:05:23
im a fagget, and I got a little dick myself and we could all be a bit more gay
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Ep. 266 – bathroom break
1:16:26
okay pal sure, "go" pee pee then. right in my mouth why dont you
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Ep. 265 – buck blaking
1:01:13
they a mak-uh us a gay, they make us looka like a gay man to raff at us
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Ep. 264 – The horns of charles
1:15:37
howdy bitch
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Ep. 263 – cruella summer
1:10:32
hey do u guys think stav would fuck cruella
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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Ep. 262 – wuhwuh
1:03:24
and its like wa wa but for people with downs syndrome. how about that u fuckin pieces of shit
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Ep. 261 – I dunno man
1:06:04
what am I like fuckin 40 years old now fuck
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May 26, 2021 |
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Ep. 260 – gaza explainer
1:25:39
a quick history on gaza and whats going on so u can be up to date before you stop caring next week
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May 19, 2021 |
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Ep. 259 – the shores of hell
1:07:44
brvtal
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May 12, 2021 |
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Ep. 258 – tanagra when the cheeks clapped
1:03:43
five types of mayonaise
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May 05, 2021 |
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Ep. 257 – clockstoppers
1:09:54
what if u could fuck a girl..
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Ep. 256 – dial up
1:09:14
holler atchur boy
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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Ep. 255 – springtime for hitler
1:14:41
bette hitler
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Ep. 254 – Jounry to the center of my ass
1:00:01
starring dwayne "me off" johnson
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Ep. 253 – bandaullio
1:16:04
it means dancing in spanish
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Ep. 252 – cholos for cancer
1:01:56
were out here raising money for the homies that got feucked up
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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Ep. 251 – suckdictionary
1:08:47
and its guys pretending to suck a famous persons dick and u have to guess who it is based on their body language
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Ep. 250 – pissmeal
1:10:34
brimful of asha
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Ep. 249 – basketball
1:06:41
(theyre playing bas-ket-ball) basketball makes me fuckin horny, I wanna fuck all the fuckin guys
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Ep. 248 – Girl Power
1:02:45
boss bitch pussy wet like concrete
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Ep. 247 – curshews
1:06:13
oh we gone have em
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Ep. 246 – Indiana Loans
1:01:40
this belongs in a bank
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Ep. 245 – smark coulerds
1:04:00
yea how u doin my name is smark, im callin about the pussy u got up here on face buke
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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Ep. 244 – Does Woah
1:20:56
Woon honda
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Ep. 243 – RIp Alex Trebek
1:00:34
Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Ep. 242 – Zer0 (inches) Books
1:14:28
Doug Lain of Zer0 Books joins us to pitch his youtube channel which has community strikes against it, and I twist his arm into making it about big tech censorship. he's not a fascist or glenn greenwald so you're not allowed to get mad about it.
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Ep. 241 – la la la
1:09:58
cant get u outta my head
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Ep. 240 – hauld my dangke
1:06:08
one more year I swear
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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Ep. 239 – ass me up
1:01:31
here I come
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Ep. 238 – 300
1:14:10
charles in marge
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Ep. 237 – Roddendirty
1:07:00
the final frontier
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Ep. 236 – Tug Douglas
1:04:15
I got my eye on u boy
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Ep. 235 – For immediate release
1:02:38
This is the first post on the new hosts backend lets see if it gets fucked up!
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Ep. 234 – Corporate retreat
bon voyage
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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Ep. 233 – God’s Earth
Holy fuckin shit its nice out.
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Ep. 232 – the end of politics
we can go back to normal now thanks.
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Ep. 231 – Vanjagra
Gimeet Pusihaha
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Ep. 230 – Oooh Give Me Pussy
shut up man
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Ep. 229 – Walt Didne
Didne fuck my ass?
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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Ep. 228 – Teflon Tussin
goonies never die
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Ep. 227 – Vote Him Out
we have to stop him
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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Ep. 226 – Nerds rope
hey now
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Ep. 225 – just the two of us
we can make it if we try
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Ep. 224 – its the cops, scram!
does anyone want to talk about... *gamestop smile* politics???
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Ep. 223 – Downsyndrocons
they turn into trucks
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Ep. 222 – The “R””N” C lol
lol think about it
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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Ep. 221 – suCk my PNC
yup.
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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Ep. 220 – Adam Says The Judy Gold Word
or does he
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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Ep. 219 – michael clayton
im not the guy you suck off im the guy you fuck
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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Ep. 218 – Just Skip to 16:00
Had to start the show alone, didn't know when adam would be back. It's just me rambling for the first 16 minutes
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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Ep. 217 – Heavy Brain
press X to suck dick
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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Ep. 216 – Shaubat U Suck Me Off
they bout to ban me from instagram
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Ep. 215 – The Taste Of my Ass Zero
taste you can feel
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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Ep. 214 – The Taste of Coke Zero
the taste of it
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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Ep. 213 – Lord Jesus They Hadda Do It
Milwaukee PD said somebody suck that baby dick and they brought me back to shout down Satan
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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Ep. 212 – Handing It Off
Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It's probably a good one jamel is on it
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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Ep. 211 – Welcome Back
The return of Adam Bender!
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Jun 11, 2020 |
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Ep. 210 – Regis and Kelly
Folks good morning
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Jun 04, 2020 |
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Ep 209 – Summer Pussy
dueling soundboards? yeah, its summer alirhgt
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May 28, 2020 |
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Ep. 208 – This Is Your Captain Speaking
what do ya think ends first, quarantine, or the podcast?
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May 21, 2020 |
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Ep. 207 – Piss of Penus
Pliss give me piss of pinus
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May 14, 2020 |
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Ep. 206 – John Slick
I can't keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.
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May 07, 2020 |
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Ep. 205 – Youtube Live
I dont even know what to say
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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Ep. 204 – DLC
We got some new content
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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Ep. 203 – Werewolves of London
Still furious about my keys
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Apr 16, 2020 |
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Ep. 202 – Joris Bohnson
Adam insists on using a girl computer so he lost his audio for the first part of this. You can watch the recording of the livestream on the patreon now, should have it up on youtube in a couple days when the video guy can put it all together.
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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Ep. 201 – Oohs cawk mate?
OOOOOhs cawk issset then yeah??
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Apr 02, 2020 |
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Ep. 200 – Serendipity
Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week.
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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Ep. 199 – Lockdown Raw
Lawd he done be raping people in quarantine. So this was supposed to be the Charlie Rose episode but I guess that file got corrupted somehow and is gone. This was supposed to be the premium and now you'll never ever know about the charlie rose episode, w
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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Ep. 198 – Losing Track
Definitely a possibility ive already uploaded this episode Ive got all the files mixed up now
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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Ep. 197 – Jerkules
Ey im freakin strong over here pal
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Mar 05, 2020 |
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Ep. 196 – Fash Wednesday
Shout out to all of our Nazi friends that will have to suffer through us demanding that everyone vote for Bernie for the next couple of months. Appreciate yall. Know that if you ever change your mind and vote for healthcare you can certainly use slurs in
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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Ep. 195 – Coomberg
remember when people said coom?
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Ep. 194 – Amy Klobequiet
push the bitches out hte way here come the boys
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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Ep. 193 – Iow…what?
Mayor pete acting more like mayor... bleep? more on cum town
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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Ep. 192 – Phased
someone said its a phase problem. dunno what that means or how to fix it
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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Ep. 191 – Too old
even the classico cant get it poppin like the old days
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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Ep. 190 – Lyin Liz
Pocacuntas morelike boys am i RIGHT??
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Jan 16, 2020 |
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Ep. 189 – Therapy for the chinese soul
Alright brother hell yea
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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Ep. 188 – Hindsight
Is 2020. Damn that feels bad ass to asy
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Jan 02, 2020 |
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Ep. 187 – Putting the Chris back in Christmas
ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock
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Dec 26, 2019 |
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Ep. 186 – Give me one reason to stay here
and ill suck you right off
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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Ep. 185 – It’s the 90s Jerry
loving the gear
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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Ep. 184 – new gear
we heard your complaints, and we ignored them
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Dec 04, 2019 |
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Ep. 183 – pilgrims and indians
happy thanksgiving everyone
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Ep. 182 – A friend of ours
Former truck boy Dylan Shelton joins us to discuss his independent film "Coons!," which he had to change the name of, and i forgot what they changed the name to. Check out the movie, available wherever he says it is in the episode because I can't remembe
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Ep. 181 – The Joker Laureate Of the Dirtbag Left
its me
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Nov 14, 2019 |
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Ep. 180 – all cylinders
everyone feels bad. everyone riffs hard
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Nov 07, 2019 |
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Ep 179 – Strike Ass!
Goodbye to baseball, hello to becoming fat
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Oct 31, 2019 |
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Ep. 178 – Hillary 2020 baby
lets make it happen
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Oct 24, 2019 |
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Ep. 177 – squash me up
Gimme that squash boi
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Oct 17, 2019 |
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Ep. 176 – da joka baby
im da joka baby
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Oct 09, 2019 |
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Ep 175 – epardy
i aint answerin no questions
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Oct 03, 2019 |
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Ep 174 – spinabifadiche
my back hurts so god damn bad
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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Ep. 173 – CHang Gilis
HEY EVERY BADDY MEET OUR NEW HOST, CHANG GILIS
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Sep 19, 2019 |
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Ep. 172 – Dark Alliance
With stav gone and all of my fat friends in the hospital, we attempt a dangerous formula
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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Ep. 171 – Kevin Sorhol
Stars as ... wait for it... Gay Hercules
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Sep 05, 2019 |
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Ep. 170 – Carmen San Diego
We're seeing adam off to the airport, so he can go to san diego to dress up like that girl from the video game.
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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Ep. 169 – Big Bitch
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to big bitch street
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Ep. 168 – Scumbag Vinny
Scumbag Vinny returns for his redemption arc
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Aug 14, 2019 |
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Ep. 167 – Two Shootings?!?
What is it, gun christmas??
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Aug 08, 2019 |
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Ep. 166 – Medicare for Balls
And its free bluechew for everyone
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Jul 31, 2019 |
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Ep. 165 – Epstein murdered
Case closed
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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Ep. 164 – In Your Eyes
man is destroyed, man is set free, man is reborn
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Jul 17, 2019 |
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Ep. 163 – And there it is
it is all being revealed. and crypto has returned. and soon we will all walk together into the light
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Jul 11, 2019 |
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Ep. 162 – Almost
Just a little bit longer
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Jul 04, 2019 |
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Ep. 161 – Too Much Canada
Almost back on track here folks
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Jun 28, 2019 |
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Ep. 160 – Dover Delaware Live (1/17/2016)
Our first live show from back in the day, this was before stav was on the podcast and it was just me and and two girls who talk about sex
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Jun 20, 2019 |
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Ep. 159 – Matt and Shane
This is a different podcast now
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Jun 13, 2019 |
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Ep. 158 – Forget it jake
its vaginatown
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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Ep. 157 – Arthur
im gonna go real crazy getting mad about a show for babies. start talking about western culture. im gonna piss my pants and have to wear diapers. im gonna make sure the diapers are racist
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May 29, 2019 |
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Ep. 156 – Racist Elmo
Also featuring characters: indian picard, and chinese maury. copyright cum town
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May 23, 2019 |
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Ep. 155 – The Don Simpsons
RIP to the king of all kings, don simpson. this is not the anniversary of his death and its not related to anything else i just remembered him
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May 16, 2019 |
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Ep. 154 – I cant wait to die
i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not
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May 09, 2019 |
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Ep. 153 – m4a legislatoin NOW
stav is in the hospital and my back hurts and im sleepy because we dont have universal healthcare
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May 02, 2019 |
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Ep. 152 – Early Turd Special
too early for sleepy adam
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Apr 24, 2019 |
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Ep. 151 – Pussy for lobster
rip to the church
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Apr 17, 2019 |
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Ep. 150 – sick day
im sick everyone feel bad for me
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Ep. 149 – the spy museum
its a ripoff but there are a couple of cool things there
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Apr 04, 2019 |
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Ep. 148 – Jussie Mueller Extravaganza
wow im pissed and racist
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Mar 28, 2019 |
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Ep. 147 – rest in power
RIP to a real one
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Mar 21, 2019 |
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Ep. 146 – Did we kill bam
Or did bam kill us?
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Mar 14, 2019 |
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Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
MACK WELDON PROMO CODE: CUMTOWN20Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend.
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Ep. 145 – Cum Town with Gene DiNapoli (adam did the levels)
Gene DiNapoli, owner of Gene DiNapoli's Central Stage Showroom And Event Venue in Yonkers, NY joins us to discuss Elvis, the Sopranos, and the nature of the beast (showbusiness). Also featuring bam margera and his friend. Also the return of our beloved s
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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Ep. 144 – my girl
the movie My Girl, but its a young macauley caulkin and hes talking like an old black guy, saying shit like "my girl? yeah my girl she got that fat pussy nshit, lookin like it be stung by some fuckin bees nshit"
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Feb 28, 2019 |
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Ep. 143 – Empire
I cant keep track of which episode is which. I'm sure i spent the whole episode talking about jussie again
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Feb 21, 2019 |
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Ep. 142 – Chelsea Clinton RACIST
chelsea clinton EXPOSED for being anti jewish anti semite, wants to kill all jews. chelsea PROMISES new holocaust if hillary elected
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Feb 14, 2019 |
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Ep. 141 – Na Trioblóidí
stavs back baby. baby back ribs. bbq sauce
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Feb 07, 2019 |
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Ep. 140 – fake news
im doing fake news now
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Jan 30, 2019 |
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Ep. 139 – deaf jam
brendan eyre joins us again. listen to the rad dude podcast: https://www.patreon.com/raddudecast
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Jan 23, 2019 |
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Ep. 138 – Cool Adam
hey guys cool adam here with some cool things to say
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Jan 17, 2019 |
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Ep. 137 – Dexters Gender Labratory
an african guy who loves popeyes chicken but he pronounces it "poop ass chicken"
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Jan 10, 2019 |
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Ep. 136 – My big fat ass huge ass life
im getting back into reality tv
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Jan 03, 2019 |
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Ep. 135 – Sopranos again
this is the only show that makes me feel anything
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Dec 27, 2018 |
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Ep 134 – Sargon My Dick
Sarg it please
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Dec 20, 2018 |
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Ep. 133 – grandma’s boy
dam that movie was funny as hell lol
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Dec 13, 2018 |
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Ep. 132 – Red Dead is cancelled
its over folks ive made all the clothes
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Dec 06, 2018 |
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Ep. 131 – ho canada
bonnie mcfarlane comes on and says a bunch of really racist stuff about immigrants and we set her straight
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Nov 29, 2018 |
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Ep. 130 – god’s country, ma’am
holding my cowboy hat to my chest as i eat a strange womans VUHgina
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Nov 22, 2018 |
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Ep. 129 – bad boys 2
lost in new york
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Nov 15, 2018 |
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Ep. 128 – Can You Smell
whats in my ass
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Nov 08, 2018 |
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Ep. 127 – classico podacata
se episada de bublios de cuma originalli. prego abrodonzzia mi penes et mi balls
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Nov 01, 2018 |
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Ep. 126 – m’gay mate
how to speak australian
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Oct 24, 2018 |
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Ep. 125 – Tokyo Drift
tell me if u know, how they suck dick in tokyo
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Oct 18, 2018 |
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Ep. 124 – D’Jia Jones
good afternoon you've reached the desk of D'Jia Nasdaq-Jones I'm not available right now please leave a message
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Oct 11, 2018 |
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Ep. 123 – its fall now boy
i tell you ass what
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Oct 04, 2018 |
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Ep. 122 – The sopranos
the episode is late because im getting back into the sopranos and didn't have time to upload it before i finished the first season again today. i like the show because tony is a mental health guy like me. cum town will also cut to black at some point.
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Sep 27, 2018 |
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Ep. 121 – Stone Cold
we recorded this before the sesame street drama. once again ive willed controversy into existence. featuring greg stone
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Sep 19, 2018 |
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Ep. 120 – R2-MeToo
we didn't make the r2 me too joke on the show i just thought of it now while naming the episode and damn do i wanna riff that shit out
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Sep 13, 2018 |
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Ep. 119 – Brendan Gayer
brendan eyre (a white man who is good at stand up) joins us and we figure out his name. I think its pronounced like Gayer. he also has a podcast with two guys i also think should be making more money
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Sep 06, 2018 |
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Ep. 118 – Louis SeemsGay
Looks like the boys are back in town lol
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Aug 30, 2018 |
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Ep. 117 – Gasia Sargento
And she gets that cheesy ass boipussy
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Aug 23, 2018 |
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Ep. 116 – Live show
from ottobar
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Aug 15, 2018 |
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Ep. 115 – dont remember
i dont remember this episode or what happened. im still brain gay. we did one with soder today tho for the premium feed that i had a lot of fun doing so just wait for that instead probably. also i now firmly believe the world is secretly controlled by ho
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Aug 09, 2018 |
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Ep. 114 – back to normal
well i cured myself without a doctor, once again
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Aug 02, 2018 |
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Ep. 113 – on this one
we call someone gay i think
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Jul 26, 2018 |
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Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
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Jul 19, 2018 |
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Ep. 112 – Guilty conscience
i've never been more disappointed in the fanbase than i am this week. you really didn't need to bully those poor sp men
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Jul 19, 2018 |
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Ep. 111 – The forbidden zone
its my ass hole, dont touch it or look at it
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Jul 12, 2018 |
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Ep. 110 – Punishment
You brought this on yourselves
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Jul 07, 2018 |
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Ep. 109 – Maggets and Terds
DO u know the DIFFERENCE between a freakin PODCAST and a PODCAST AND UPLOADS? n stuff. maybe you should learn before you talk im sure your wife did wen i had sax with her twat freakin 162 times nstuff. happy back surgery day
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Jun 28, 2018 |
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Ep. 108 – Sorry
sorry i slipped real bad and fucked up the sd card so we had to redo the episode. this one isnt as good as the other one we did please take my word for it
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Jun 21, 2018 |
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Ep. 107 – Rubiks tube
can you solve my dick?
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Jun 14, 2018 |
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Ep. 106 – Will Shitz His Pants
why dont you cross your lips on this word right here bitch
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Jun 07, 2018 |
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Ep. 105 – Writers room
I show yall how tv writers work
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May 31, 2018 |
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Ep. 104 – Madcucks explained
Asterios Kokinos joins us to explain the biggest internet lawsuit of all time.
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May 24, 2018 |
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Ep. 103 – easily the worst episode in awhile
this one is really bad. it happens sometimes. maybe its the rain
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May 17, 2018 |
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Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
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May 10, 2018 |
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Ep. 102 – still mad abotu you
theyre bringing it back and we can tbe more excited
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May 10, 2018 |
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Ep. 101 – fuck shoutengine
gotta switch podcast hosts
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May 03, 2018 |
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Ep. 100 – Damn
lol theres been 100 episodes of this
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Apr 26, 2018 |
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Ep. 99 – Comb Town
I got a haircut, i like it
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Apr 19, 2018 |
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Ep. 98 – Adam’s birthday
adam is 31 now lol
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Apr 12, 2018 |
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Ep. 97 – Another delay
Sorry i accidentally ate a bunch of wax paper last night and had to sleep it off
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Apr 05, 2018 |
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Ep. 96 – Dan Schneider Goes Down
Didn't really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
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Mar 29, 2018 |
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Ep. 95 – Ideal Podcast Hours
Tim Dillon Me and Stav for a power hour
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Mar 22, 2018 |
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Ep. 94 – Museum boys
We come up with ideas for new museums.
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Mar 15, 2018 |
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Ep. 93 – Look Who’s Talking
The boys are back together again but im mad about the weather.
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Mar 08, 2018 |
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Ep. 92 – Ruthless and Toothless
Stav got his tooth removed lol. Adam is still gone. Soon this podcast is just going to be Norman Wilkerson sending you all links to Reason and telling you about his sons.
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Mar 01, 2018 |
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Ep. 91 – Cum Town Classic
Well its the original boys and no guest. We had fun on this one folks. It's kind of nice to just say dumb shit without someone interupting with a story about israel or getting a hand job from a chinese or whatever.
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Ep. 90 – Bug Audio
Last chance for the computer
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Feb 15, 2018 |
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Ep. 89 – Tai Bo
We doin kawate up in dis mofucka
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Feb 07, 2018 |
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Ep. 88 – Finally Real Boys
Well we're big dick terrotiroy now folks. I plugged the damn zoom into the laptop and we recorded thsi shit directly into logic. So who's a "fucking retard" now? Not me, is what I mean. I mean I'm sure there's someone out there that is. Theres nothing wr
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Jan 31, 2018 |
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Ep. 87 – Podcasting Gear from Marshalls
Edited this one on a different computer it might soud fucked up
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Jan 25, 2018 |
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Ep. 86 – Go Back to Africa
Brimming with confidence Adam can't wait to prove how essential he is to the show, with one of our funniest, highest energy shows to date.
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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Ep. 85 – fucking piece of shit computer
its just fucked up idk. its not my fault. featuring ian fidance
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Jan 12, 2018 |
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Ep. 84 – Tube Town
gettin your tube hogged down and off by a whores box
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Jan 04, 2018 |
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Ep. 83 – Petey Dat Boi Part DeTwo
Uptown cum boy petey deabreu fills in for stavros who got stuck in the fort mchenry tunnel after eating too much baklava
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Dec 28, 2017 |
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Ep. 82 – Im just one man
i had to run uptown on business this morning and couldnt upload the episode on time. im sorry folks. one of these days ill be dead and the podcast wont upload at all. keep in mind that ill be dead soon. im going to die soon everyone
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Dec 21, 2017 |
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Ep. 81 – Marquis of Queensbury
Patreon has reversed their decision to jack up prices on the customer end, in no small part due to my status as 1) tier one operator 2) financial maven. Cheers to everyone becoming rich off crypto this week. Please spend that money buying the premium epi
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Dec 14, 2017 |
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Ep. 80 – Weight of the world
From now on im only doing the show with my 140lb weight vest on, which I consider a battle treasure from my war with the post office, whomst refused to deliver it.
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Dec 07, 2017 |
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Ep. 79 – Bumbaclot
rude boys
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Nov 30, 2017 |
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Ep. 79 – Race Wars Crossover
Stav and adam are gone so we did another one of these.
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Nov 22, 2017 |
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Ep. 78 – We couldn’t get ian
we were gonna have ian on to make fun of him but he was busy or something
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Nov 16, 2017 |
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Ep. 77 – God damn i swear i uploaded this
I guess the form is fucked up and it just keeps refreshing? I dont know. anyhow there's more pedophile shit happening every day. we recorded this an hour before sheen raped haim and now we're behind another pedophile
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Nov 10, 2017 |
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Ep. 76 – How do you spell halowen
halewen. how do you do it
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Nov 02, 2017 |
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Ep. 75 – The Voice Of The Left
This is waht it sounds like (retarded guy voice) duh im the left lol. i go poo poo and pee pee. lol
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Oct 25, 2017 |
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Ep. 74 – Happy Halloween
Im going back to los angeles for the weekend. I missed it after all.
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Oct 19, 2017 |
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Ep. 73 – Late Night Boys
Another low energy night ep for those fans that enjoy it when we can't think of anything to talk about
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Oct 12, 2017 |
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Ep. 72 – Cum Petty And The SHartbre-gay-kers haha
damn i fucking nailed the episode name this week i dont even think a description is necessary
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Oct 05, 2017 |
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Ep. 71 – Bean reviews
black beans pinto beans pink beans. who the fuck is eating pink beans am i right? why wouldnt you choose a cooler bean. this is a sneak peak at some of the new stand up ive been working on.
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Sep 28, 2017 |
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Ep. 70 – I Ate bad fish
sorry i didn't upload this last night i think i ate fish that went bad and i had to lay down
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Sep 21, 2017 |
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Ep. 69 – Valero Boss
You probably thought we had something big planned for episode 69 but the truth is i think 69/420 jokes aren't funny and they annoy me. Sorry to derail the episode description there but it's true. It's not a good joke. also it would have been cool if it s
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Sep 14, 2017 |
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Ep. 68 – Tech Savior
I made the show good again via the power of technology. This is how were gonna bring steve jobs back.
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Sep 07, 2017 |
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Ep. 67 – Los Secundos Episada De Hake FLorjes
Comedieja Jake Flores rejundo de ninos del Coume para un hora de chatasa abooto el meurto unfortunada de Rich Piana. Por que Rich muerta? Esta becasa he tengo steroids? No se. Esta becasa Rich viva la vida loca.
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Aug 31, 2017 |
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Ep. 66 – Oopsadoozio
I got so excited about stav being out of town I forgot to upload the episode. (in reality my comptuer did that "windows updating" shit where it decides you don't have any work to do for the next four hours and then windows comes back and it looks like th
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Aug 24, 2017 |
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Ep. 65 – Construction Boys
*sniff* yeah was doin drywall all day didn't have time to upload the pdocast. if u got a problem with it you can meet me in the home deep lot nex to the empanada truck. im the guatamalan guy wearing the blue flame beanieand the skateboarding spiderman ho
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Aug 17, 2017 |
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Ep. 64 – Tier One
Sofrep combat operators only. Do NOT steal my valor or i WILL be tactically forced to officially fuck you up
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Aug 10, 2017 |
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Ep. 63 – Scaramucci News Episode
we do an analysis of the new press officer Tony Scaramucci. usually we don't do the news on this show but this guy seems important so were gonna spend the hole episode talking about him because people are gonna want to know more about this guy. has anyon
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Aug 03, 2017 |
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Ep. 62 – Train Knowledge
Ill tell you some shit them boys up in Albany don't want you to know
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Jul 27, 2017 |
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Ep. 61 – Business Places
The boys name a couple of business that they remember going to but cant remember some of them. some of them went out of business. theres other stuff we mention i think. hechts was one of the places. i think there used to be a furniture store that had a n
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Jul 20, 2017 |
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Ep. 60 – The Letter Boys
We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference
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Jul 13, 2017 |
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Ep. 59 – Marmaduke
Adam debut's his brand new bit, about the marmaduke comic, that definitely no one has said before. it's an original idea
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Jul 06, 2017 |
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Ep. 58 – A Very Adam Christmas
we find out adams gay once an for all
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Jun 29, 2017 |
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Ep. 57 – My Wonder Woman Review
I went to see the wonder woman movie with chapo. Theyre doing a review of the show. I did my own. Here's my take: it's gay. it gets three gays down.
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Jun 23, 2017 |
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Ep. 56 – The Resistance
I guess some Bernie Bro shot up the mayors offiice or some shit so we talk about it, political style.
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Jun 15, 2017 |
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Ep. 55 – Disclaimers
Coming in hot off a big week in n-word news, I distance myself from n-word using culture.
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Jun 08, 2017 |
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Ep. 54 – New Characters
Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.
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Jun 01, 2017 |
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Ep. 53 – Adam’s Fault
We had to redo this one. It was adam's fault. If you like weekend episodes though, the premium episodes (patreon.com/cumtown) are always uploaded on the weekend, except for when i forget to upload them, or when I delete the episode by accident
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May 27, 2017 |
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Ep. 52 – Lisa’s Feet
The last of the Cum Town West series. I go home tomorrow. It's over boys. We got through this.
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May 18, 2017 |
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Ep. 51 – I want to go home
Welp just another week and then I can go home folks. Just one more week.
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May 11, 2017 |
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Ep. 50 – Diversity Town
Cum Town West hosts Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson join me for a meandering conversation about television and amusement parks. I'm home in three weeks. Hang in there everyone.
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May 04, 2017 |
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Ep. 49 – The Hidden Episode
While looking through the SD card for this weeks episode I discovered a hidden gem - a prerecorded episode from weeks ago that i forgot about! I think i fell asleep during this one.
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Apr 27, 2017 |
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Ep. 48 – The Greatest Riff Of All Time
Sorry to all the non-premium listeners that missed out on last weeks episode. I'm burned out and didn't want to upload the episode. I hope I die soon. Anyhow we're back in full force, with what might be the best riff we've ever done on the show, all the
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Apr 20, 2017 |
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Ep. 47 – Foody For THought lol
michael foody joins us lol. we talked to michael foody, hence the name of the episode. do u get it
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Apr 06, 2017 |
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Ep. 46 – Vacations?
Andy Haynes joins us. I think he said something about going on vacation.
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Mar 30, 2017 |
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Ep. 45 – The Replacements
Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.
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Mar 23, 2017 |
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Ep. 44 – I Dunno Some Shit Title I Guess
Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i think
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Mar 16, 2017 |
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Ep. 43 – The REAL Original Cum Boys
My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girls
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Mar 09, 2017 |
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Ep. 42 – Will “Smith” Menaker
Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What's that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it's not asshole. It's called time zones and maybe I'm on god damn vacation.
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Mar 02, 2017 |
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Ep. 41 – Cum Town Live
The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline's on Broadway. It's basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it's at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam's gay as
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Feb 23, 2017 |
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Ep. 40 – Valentimes
We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It's okay to suck off your friends if you're doing it in a funny way
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Feb 16, 2017 |
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Ep. 39 – Petey Dat Boi
Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn't racist.
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Feb 09, 2017 |
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Ep. 38 – Good Prison vs Bad Prison
BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn't be that scary for guys like us. I'm still dying btw. I can't breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.
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Feb 02, 2017 |
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Ep. 37 – Goldust Wasn’t Gay
I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn't partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.
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Jan 26, 2017 |
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Ep. 36 – Goatee Era Seagal
We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I'm tired of ev
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Jan 18, 2017 |
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Ep. 35 – Cum Town Fires Back
We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their bills
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Jan 12, 2017 |
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Ep. 34 – We Gotta Get Rid Of The TV
Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She's All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.
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Jan 04, 2017 |
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Ep. 33 – Ugh. Wardell
I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I'm sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn't be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.
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Dec 29, 2016 |
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Ep. 32 – Crisis Averted
We almost didn't have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Dec 22, 2016 |
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Ep. 31 – The Birthday Bitch
It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis.
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Dec 14, 2016 |
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Ep. 30 – Copycats
We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says "im gay"
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Dec 07, 2016 |
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Ep. 29 – Customer Service
Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.
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Nov 30, 2016 |
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Ep. 28 – How Many Y’all Like Sex
I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of
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Nov 24, 2016 |
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Ep. 27 – Adam’s Last Stand
As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.
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Nov 17, 2016 |
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Ep. 26 – CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!
The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam ge
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Nov 10, 2016 |
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Episode 25 – Playing Pretend
The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Tea
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Nov 03, 2016 |
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Episode 24 – Ghost Stories
We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.
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Oct 26, 2016 |
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Episode 23 – My New Drug Problem
Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm s
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Oct 20, 2016 |
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Episode 22 – Ian’s Shitty Impressions
Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of.
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Oct 12, 2016 |
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Episode 21 – Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction
Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost.
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Oct 06, 2016 |
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Episode 20 – SD Tard
Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podc
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Sep 30, 2016 |
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Ep. 19 – Rape Science
We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.
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Sep 22, 2016 |
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Episode 18 – Je Suis Charlie
Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop tryi
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Sep 15, 2016 |
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Ep. 17 – Old Friends
I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don't want to get into specifics but let's just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talking
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Sep 07, 2016 |
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Ep. 16 – Back In Business
After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn't been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we've already covere
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Aug 31, 2016 |
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15 – Another Girl Episode
Melissa stokoski joins us so I can yell about the aaron glaser rape thing with a woman in the room, which is how you get away with being problematic on the radio. I learned this from Ant.
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Aug 17, 2016 |