Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
By Pitney & Amelia
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Description
Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.
A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!
We may be awful, but we're right!
| Episode | Date |
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No Flossing in Public!
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May 29, 2026 |
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They Can't All Be ABBA
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May 15, 2026 |
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We'll be right back!
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May 01, 2026 |
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Pickle Slut
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Apr 17, 2026 |
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Personal Private Butter
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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Humpsmaxxing Your Camel
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Photobomb Aplomb
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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Bears of Little Brain
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Like, Bag Those Opinions!
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Get a Load of Byler
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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Oh! Oh! Olestra!
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Ho Ho Hozempic
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Thankful 2025
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Crotch Couture
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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The Burning Comes First
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Very Special Halloween Special
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Remember Me
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Cut Your Own Cheese!
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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Pick Up The Phone!
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Too Awesome to Fail
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Better Weather. Whither Leather?
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Sep 20, 2025 |
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Important Info
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Trolling for Justice
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Contarian About Marion
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Bubu Zuzu Delulu!
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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NO REGERTS!
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Back Away from the Cannibal
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Rise to the Challenge!
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Hooray for Boobies!
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Turn Your Face to the Sun
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Doctor Whaaa?
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Jump Right In!
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Bitchen in the Kitchen!
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May 30, 2025 |
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Tarot Reading: Focusing Our Activism
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May 29, 2025 |
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Eight Pound Puppies
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May 16, 2025 |
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Bloomin' Awesome
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May 16, 2025 |
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Yes, Beltane was this week. Hush.
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May 04, 2025 |
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Whistle Dixie!
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May 04, 2025 |
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Doing the Hard Things
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Noocho Libre
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Saying Yes!
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Schroedinger's Boob
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Spring is (almost) Here!
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Power to the People!
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Elon & The Funyun Bunch
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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Hawk Two Three Four
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Little Big Things
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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The Fire Inside
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Acting Like Adults
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Looking Failure Right in the Face
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Obnoxiously Joyous
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Sage Against the Machine
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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The Year of Personal Power - Welcome to the Coven!
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Gettin Railed on Christmas
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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Thankful 9: Gratitude Out the Wazoo
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Post-Election Pause
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Filler
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Stitch Witchery
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Party Pants
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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Two Fingers of Vaseline
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Hotel Motel Holiday Inn
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Eatin' Around It
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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Current Events
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Aug 09, 2024 |
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Schmeckel!
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Begotten, Not Made
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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DickTales
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Living Out Loud - Pride 2024
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2024
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May 31, 2024 |
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F*R*E*N*Z
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May 17, 2024 |
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Russian Down the Road
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May 03, 2024 |
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Trunk Stuff
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Anyway... Amanda Gattis!
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Veritymania!
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Kiddie Pool Island
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Red Handed and Dirty
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Let's Go Thrifting!
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Life Among the Weirdos
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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The Year of Us
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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Body Odor Offends Me
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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Deck the Dolls!
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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End of the Road
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Thankful 8: Beatitude of Gratitude
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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Beyond the Valley of the Narcissisters
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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Nosfer- What Now?
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Master Aster: Hereditary Vs Midsommar
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Stick Your Finger In Your Ear
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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Crocs N Socks
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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There's Always Limahl
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Circling the Hole Again
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Think Pink
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Old Man Yells At The Cloud
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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A Late Pride
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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New merch store!!!!!
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Howie Dewitt
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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1-900-TFW-AFDH
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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The Narcissisters
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May 19, 2023 |
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Cheetos of Vengeance!
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May 05, 2023 |
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Suzanne's Revenge
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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Bowl Of Onions
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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A Life Without Eyebrows
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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The Secret Ingredient is Salt
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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The Ghastly Spectre of Maturity
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Butt Baloney
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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The Royal Winky
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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FiLoLi
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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Yuleishness
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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Box of Academia
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Thankful 7: There Ya Go
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Thorny Hedge
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Ear Candy
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Senior Spot
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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Hello Review Giveaway!
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Hello Dinner!
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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Nozzle!
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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Raspberry Bidet
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Oh No Jojo!
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Toy Stories
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Nation of Sweatpants
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Celebrity Poop Scoop
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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But, Pirates!
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Fighting Heels
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Completely Mortifying
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May 20, 2022 |
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Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2022
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May 06, 2022 |
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God Dammit Nanette!
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Leatherface Bouillabaisse
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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Say Gay Anyway
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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Pitney's Back!
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Let Frito Ring
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Fatness
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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98% Straight
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Unchaperoned
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Fart in a Jar
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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All I Want For Christmas Is (stf) U
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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House of Snootchie
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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Thankful Balboa
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Shut Up!
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Boo, Bitch!
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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The Wheel of Horror!
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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Psycho Veggie Poopie People
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Parallel Paranormal
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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Jaw Droppers
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Self Care Check-In
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Aug 27, 2021 |
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Banana Surprise!
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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Exposing Ourselves
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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Sh*ttiest Day Ever
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Tickled By Elmo
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Pride, Pronouns, and Peonies
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Dog Poop on the Dance Floor
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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Yay! Therapy! v2.0
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May 20, 2021 |
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Screw You, Frenchy!
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May 07, 2021 |
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Sorry Not Sorry
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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In My Mouth
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Apr 09, 2021 |
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Algorithm is Gonna Get You
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Filth in Fandom
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Mar 12, 2021 |
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The Colbert Questionert
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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The Rubber Chicken Incident
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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Selfie McStinkface
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Jan 29, 2021 |
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Not Today, Satan!
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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We're Already Exhausted
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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Kitschy Bitchy Christmas
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Dec 18, 2020 |
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Think of the Children!
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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Thankful 5: The Gobbler Strikes Back
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Call Me Auntie
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Pitney & Amelia's Spooky Stax
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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Murderers, Malcontents, and Malignant Fiends: Trans Characters in Horror
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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Urine Trouble
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Not a Fan of the Lipstick
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Birthday Parade
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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Majors and Minors and Courts, Oh My!
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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Dreams Die Hard
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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Verity, a Corncob, and Snape
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Reheated Remnants
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Jul 03, 2020 |
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Pride in the Name of Justice
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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Surgery, Sex, and Sunflower Seeds
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Jun 07, 2020 |
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#PodcastBlackout
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Ah Valley Fair
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May 22, 2020 |
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Hints From Homos!
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May 08, 2020 |
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The New Normal After COVID19
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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Period Pads For Pee?!
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Apr 10, 2020 |
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Zen Poop Garden
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Mar 27, 2020 |
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Next to Godliness
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Mar 13, 2020 |
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God Damn NaMAHste!
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Feb 28, 2020 |
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Boundaries Are Love
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Feb 14, 2020 |
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Famous Dames in Mink
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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Hello Finland!
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Jan 17, 2020 |
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Offer Her an Orange!
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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Year of the Vagina Year-End Wrapup
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Dec 27, 2019 |
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Dreaming of a Black Christmas
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Dec 20, 2019 |
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Something Something, Silent Bob
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Dec 06, 2019 |
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Thankful 4: The Revenge!
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Nov 22, 2019 |
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Eight Minute Standing Ovation
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Nov 08, 2019 |
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Pitney's Ghost Adventures!
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Oct 25, 2019 |
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House of TV Terror!
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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Farting Confetti
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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Bye Bye Podcoin!
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Sep 18, 2019 |
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Bedbugs in the Bathhouse
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Sep 13, 2019 |
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Midsommar: The Pagan Perspective
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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You Shall Not Fan!
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Aug 16, 2019 |
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Something Tweaky This Way Comes
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Aug 02, 2019 |
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When Friendship Ends Ugly Part Two
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Jul 19, 2019 |
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When Friendship Ends Ugly
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Jul 04, 2019 |
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It's a Gay Riot!
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Jun 21, 2019 |
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Beep! Beep!
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Jun 07, 2019 |
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Our Addiction Stories
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May 24, 2019 |
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Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2019
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May 09, 2019 |
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You Don't Know Me!
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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Adios Delusionville
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Apr 12, 2019 |
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Not Into Dips
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Mar 29, 2019 |
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Bleeding Out My Face
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Mar 15, 2019 |
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Annie Sprinkle's Cervix
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Mar 01, 2019 |
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Fandom of Yore
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Feb 15, 2019 |
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Trail of Frogs
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Feb 01, 2019 |
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Never Seen It, Never Will!
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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Yay Therapy!
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Jan 04, 2019 |
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Yuletide Manure!
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Dec 21, 2018 |
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Inflatable Wonderland
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Dec 07, 2018 |
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Thankful 3: Ragnarok
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Nov 21, 2018 |
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Cornucopia of Awesomeness
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Nov 09, 2018 |
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The War on Halloween!
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Oct 25, 2018 |
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Marcus and Mona's Halloween Adventure!
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Oct 11, 2018 |
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Bully For You!
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Sep 27, 2018 |
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Growing Weary of the Bandersnatch
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Sep 13, 2018 |
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Problematic, as the kids would say
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Aug 30, 2018 |
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The Vagina Doesn't Help
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Aug 17, 2018 |
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Prince Valiant of Con Security
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Aug 03, 2018 |
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Meeting for the Misanthropic
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Jul 19, 2018 |
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Judgey McJudgerson
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Jul 05, 2018 |
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Tale of the Snail
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Jun 22, 2018 |
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American Hate: Then and Now
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Jun 08, 2018 |
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Our "Do You Love Me?" Contest Winner!
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May 25, 2018 |
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Not 2 Shabby: Our Second Anniversary!
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May 25, 2018 |
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The Best Laid Plans
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May 11, 2018 |
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Ten for a Dollar
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Apr 27, 2018 |
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HavenCon Special!
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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Beauty! Beauty! Look at You!
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Mar 30, 2018 |
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Love Ewe Too
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Mar 16, 2018 |
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Zees Ees Boolsheet!
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Mar 02, 2018 |
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Amen, Brother Ben
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Feb 16, 2018 |
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Adventures En Bolsa
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Feb 02, 2018 |
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Superfluous Ethnic joke
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Chafing
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Jan 05, 2018 |
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Jackin in a Winter Wonderland pt 2
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Dec 22, 2017 |
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Jackin' in a Winter Wonderland pt 1
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Dec 22, 2017 |
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Fudgin' Fudgey Fudge!
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Dec 08, 2017 |
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Thankful 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Nov 23, 2017 |
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Losing My Head
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Nov 10, 2017 |
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Danse Macabre - A Halloween Special!
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Oct 26, 2017 |
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TriskaiDekaMania!
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Oct 13, 2017 |
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Period. Movies.
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Sep 29, 2017 |
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Scum and Villainy
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Sep 15, 2017 |
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More Than Music
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Aug 31, 2017 |
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Towels, Ticks, and a Tosser
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Aug 18, 2017 |
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Too Weird For The Ranch!
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Aug 04, 2017 |
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Too Woo for You!
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Jul 21, 2017 |
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Ain't No Douchebags Here!
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Jul 06, 2017 |
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The Airport Report
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Jun 23, 2017 |
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Inside the Bitchen Studio
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Jun 09, 2017 |
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Smashes Thrashes and Hits - Our First Anniversary!
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May 26, 2017 |
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Texas Frightmare Weekend Special
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May 11, 2017 |
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Bag Those Toenails!
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Apr 27, 2017 |
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Florence Foster Jenkins
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Apr 14, 2017 |
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Assorted Awesomeness
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Mar 30, 2017 |
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Destroy That Mattress!
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Mar 16, 2017 |
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Mangia!
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Mar 03, 2017 |
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Check Your Privilege!
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Feb 17, 2017 |
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GooglePlay and subscribe by email!
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Feb 04, 2017 |
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Horror of Valentine's Day
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Feb 02, 2017 |
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Soft Sensuality
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Jan 20, 2017 |
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The Mafia? Fuhgeddaboudit!
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Jan 06, 2017 |
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Christmas Extravaganza!
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Dec 22, 2016 |
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Wanna play a game?
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Dec 22, 2016 |
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Wicca, Please!
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Dec 09, 2016 |
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Thankful
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Nov 23, 2016 |
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The Road to Happiness
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Nov 11, 2016 |
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Friday, Our 13th: The Halloween Special!
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Oct 27, 2016 |
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Fear the Satanic Bouillon!
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Oct 20, 2016 |
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Don't Miss Our Halloween Special!
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Oct 17, 2016 |
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One more day to enter the contest!
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Oct 16, 2016 |
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Ted Nugent Sucks!
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Oct 07, 2016 |
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Pitney & Amelia's First Ever WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS CONTEST!
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Sep 22, 2016 |
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Gender: Non-Binary 101 part 2
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Sep 22, 2016 |
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Gender: Non-Binary 101
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Sep 22, 2016 |
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Did you hear about the contest?
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Sep 18, 2016 |
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WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!
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Sep 11, 2016 |
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Wild About Harry
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Sep 08, 2016 |
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TOILET RAT!!!!
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Sep 03, 2016 |
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Vaseline
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Aug 25, 2016 |
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You guys! STITCHER!
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Aug 17, 2016 |
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Thanks, you guys!
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Aug 15, 2016 |
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Cottage Cheese on Lettuce Leaf
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Aug 12, 2016 |
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The Mystery of Laura Nyro and Pink Champagne
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Jul 31, 2016 |
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Finding Left of Center
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Jul 28, 2016 |
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A D Wee of Augusta!
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Jul 14, 2016 |
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Have you subscribed yet?
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Jul 05, 2016 |
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4 Finding Your Tribe
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Jul 01, 2016 |
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3 Nostalgia, Homophobia, and GTFO
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Jun 14, 2016 |
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Posting schedule!
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Jun 03, 2016 |
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2 Pros and Cons of Cons
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Jun 03, 2016 |
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Welcome to Our World!
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May 27, 2016 |