Zero Blog Thirty

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katie
 Jan 28, 2019
Was sittin here, feelin a little on the down side, lookin for something to listen to as I clean. I came accross you guys. lmao. Thank You for the chits n giggles. 😊 Refreshing to hear current event news with an edge.


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Description

Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool  Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.


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Episode Date
AREA 51 RAID: FBI Confiscates Conspiracy Theorist's Computer
01:08:02

On today's ZBT we've got 2 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: FBI Confiscates Conspiracy Theorist's Computer ROUND 2: Thanksgiving Goofin' Support The Show: WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Manscaped - Get 20% off and free shipping with code ZERO at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBSS Morgan and Morgan - Get your Free Case Evaluation today at https://barstool.link/MMZBT


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Nov 22, 2022
Poland And NATO Enter The Chat: What Now?
01:02:35

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: A missile exploded in Poland and there was a LITANY of reporters (us included kinda) that said it was Russia but now more facts are out. It might not have been Russia, but still, fuck Russia. Round 2: Chaps round… Round 3: Typically, I reserve cold showers for when I’m super horny. Know what I mean? I mean fuckin horny. But, could that cold shower also cure your depression? Maybe. Round 4: Kate interviews Rebecca Kheel from Military.com about a new report on traumatic Brain Injuries and the effects they have on troop suicides among other issues. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT for 20% off your first order


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Nov 18, 2022
West Point Grad Coach K Joins Zero Blog Thirty
01:04:13

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Coach K sits down with Captain Cons to talk about West Point, leadership, basketball, and Cons’ undying love for winningest coach of all time. Round 2: An aggrevisely stupid couple tried to sell nuclear secrets to China. The reason they gave the judge for why they did it will make your eyes roll.. Round 3: The Iranian people are showing unreal bravery and screaming in the face of their government while demanding more liberty, freedom, and inalienable rights. We wont be able to encapsulate their bravery but we are sure as shit going to Round 4: Kate gave birth in a hospital like a nerd. A cat put Kate’s birthing story to shame by giving birth in the most badass place possible. It’ll get your motor runnin. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Simplisafe - Get 50% off any new Simplisafe system at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT Betterhelp - Zero Blog Thirty is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT to get 10% off your first month


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Nov 15, 2022
Veteran's Day with MoH Recipient David Bellavia
01:06:40

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the Magazine ... Round 1: Medal of Honor recipient David Bellavia joins the show….. Round 2: It’s veterans day, so lets remind leaders that it’s ok to treat your people with compassion and decency. Round 3: Quick safety brief for your flights if youre planning on bringing a gun with you. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Ridge Wallet - Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeBSS and use the code ZBT for 10% off your order


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Nov 11, 2022
Marine Fighter Pilot Sells Secrets To China
00:58:07

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Another pilot was caught doing some light treason in China. We need to do a safety stand down for pilots. Round 2: 3 Soldiers saved around 30 people from death at the terrible incident last week. Round 3: Update the safety brief, we got people out here licking toads and getting poisoned AND this is a double round, theres a kid who killed a cobra with his MOUTH. Round 4: Kate interviews veterangemy& comedian Pete Stegmeyer about his new standup album Pete T S D. BUY THE NEW MERCH: Good Initiative, Bad Judgment - https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/good-initiative-bad-judgement-hoodie SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. CCM - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org.


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Nov 08, 2022
Sergeant Major Elon Musk Ain't Playin', Buys Twitter!
00:42:15

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Father/son drama after father accuses politician son of lying his dick off about being a nuclear submarine officer. Round 2: North Korea is actin the fool in several different ways. North Korea is the pulled hamstring of countries. Round 3: Sergeant Major Elon Musk is whipping his new recruit into shape in a way that would make Major Payne proud. Maybe in Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. Round 4: PUSHED TO MONDAY'S SHOW! Round 5: We got another plane drawing dicks. This time it was a big ole F U to Russia. We support patriotic dicks in the sky. Always have. Always will. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rhoback - Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “ZERO” for 20% off your first purchase


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Nov 04, 2022
Chicken Gun Launches Birds At 700MPH!
01:03:23

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: a navy sailor was machine gun goofin and now he’s probably gonna get a few decades to think about his decisions. Round 2: A chicken gun. We are gonna talk about a chicken gun. Round 3: WW1 obviously would have been terrible to fight in, but there was one special ship that would have and did improve morale to an incredible degree. Round 4: Kate interviews BEN KESLING, a Marine Corps vet & journalist with the Wall Street Journal who followed the stories of 82nd Airborne’s Bravo Company for more than a decade. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Zero Blog Thirty is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT to get 10% off your first month


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Nov 01, 2022
Ghosts and GIs: ZBT Halloween Special
01:18:02

On today's show we have 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Ghost Army: The Combat Con Artists of World War II who used giant inflatable tanks & built fake outposts & towns to trick the Germans ROUND 2: Kate’s Top 5 Best Military Halloween Costumes (the joke is that each thing is sexy) man speedo, everyone will want you) ROUND 3: Top 5 Scariest Feelings in the military (SpOoOooky rounds and stories ...) ROUND 4: Nick of Tales From The Gridsquare FULL INTERVIEW The Book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZL9BQ1D IG: @Tales_From_The_Gridsquare EMAIL: TalesFromTheGridSquare@gmail.com SUPPORT THE SHOW! WHISTLEPIG: Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. CROSS COUNTRY MORTGAGE: Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org.


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Oct 28, 2022
Diabolical! Saudi Arabia Paying Top U.S. Generals For Their Brains
00:53:48

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Congressional hopeful involved in a conspiracy theory that gains mind control, causes earthquakes and alters the climate altogether. Round 2: Lovers scorned in Russia have the most ruthless payback scheme I’ve heard in some time. Round 3: American golfers got shit on for months for playing golf that was funded by Saudi Arabia. There are some US generals who are doing much worse. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Morgan & Morgan - Go to https://barstool.link/MorganUFC to win 2x Tickets to UFC 281 at Madison Square Garden presented by Morgan and Morgan. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 11/3/22. See full rules at www.morganufc.com


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Oct 25, 2022
Tom Brady Deploys And Veterans React
00:49:49

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: An Army Major got a major boner for all to see, and it was all to help him win his run for office… Yep… his ad campaign was a porno. Round 2: Out of touch celebrity roundup! Kate has 2 celebs that have made the news recently for military related reasons that might rile you up! (super quick) Round 3: A tiny little Cessna plane got “headbutted” in the air by aerial security for Biden’s visit to California and they still had no clue they were in the wrong spot Round 4: Ex-UK pilots have been lured by big time paychecks to go help China’s military. Is it treason? The gang will decide. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Taylormade - Visit https://barstool.link/TaylormadeBSS to get your Stealth Driver NASCAR - Tune in to NASCAR’S Dixie Vodka 400 Race, October 23rd 2:30 PM ET Morgan & Morgan - Go to MorganUFC.com to win 2x Tickets to UFC 281 at Madison Square Garden presented by Morgan and Morgan. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 11/3/22. See full rules at www.morganufc.com HELP OUR FRIEND: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-support-ray-rays-journey-in-recovery?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1


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Oct 21, 2022
Out & About Gets Horned Up On ZBT | Hot or Not? Military Generals
01:01:15

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Round in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We know Russia is yanking men off the street now to send to war… but did they also scoop up ONE BILLION OF OUR CRABS?! ROUND 2: We have special guests from Out & About on for a historical game of Don’t Ask, Do Tell ROUND 3: The members of the world’s top K-pop band are being sent for their mandatory service in the South Korean Army & their fans are losing their SHIT ROUND 4: Does your uniform keep ripping & falling apart? Well perhaps you’ve fallen victim to an NYC man who ran a scheme selling over $20M in counterfit Chinese-made U.S. military gear SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order


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Oct 18, 2022
How To Lose A .50 Cal In 1 Day
00:48:18

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Mustache goofin with PFT Round 2: Our favorite branch of Homeland Security is at it again. This time instead of being a bunch of narcs and taking all the narcotics, they rescued some fellas that had been capsized 25 miles off the coast, were surrounded by sharks, and actively getting attacked by those same sharks. Round 3: In a very different and more pure example of the military, one unit lost a… wait.. no … this cant be… a fuckin 50 cal? OKKKKK Round 4: Good initiative, bad judgment is not a phrase or a mindset all militaries use. I read a really interesting article on Real Clear Defense about why ours works well. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Ridge Wallet - Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeBSS and use the code ZBT for 10% off your order


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Oct 14, 2022
Kate Makes Chaps Chug Military Grog!
00:34:16

On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Chaps lost a bet and now has to chug some GROG! Round 2: By now, you’ve probably seen that the bridge in Crimea was attacked. That bridge is remarkably important and we’ll get into why. It’s a scary situation that could and probably will impact us. Round 3: “Thank you for your service” is getting an upgrade WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Simplisafe - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org.


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Oct 11, 2022
"Woke" Army Major General Admonished By Inspector General
01:12:21

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: The Woke General. That’s what some in the news are calling him. The Inspector General of the Army issued a report about a top officer’s relationships with troops and social media. Round 2: Steve Maclin from Impact Wrestling. Steve talks about his life as a machine gunner, leader of Marines, and now a pro wrestler who is fighting for a shot at the title in this weekend’s pay-per-view at #BoundForGlory Round 3: Which branch would win if they all fought each other? Round 4: We’ve all heard the term Jodie, but in the civilian world it’s “Bucket Bunnies” taking all the shine right now following Hurricane Ian


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Oct 07, 2022
Russians Break Their Own Arms With Sledgehammers To Avoid War
01:10:29

Today on ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: All the branches met their recruiting goals except for one. We’ll ask Captain Cons why his Army fell short and we arent talking Georgia State, folks. Round 2: Beam us up, Scottie! William Shatner is gonna come on and talk about Space and the wonders that exist Round 3: As the war in Ukraine continues to not go well for the Russians, news reports about what folks are doing to avoid joining the Russians are pretty extreme. Round 4: What if Gunny ripped ass in your face tho? SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.


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Oct 04, 2022
Hot Mic! Hot Mic! The Best Military Hot Mic Moments
00:59:59

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Hot mic, hot mic, hot mic. The South Korean President got caught with his verbal pants around his ankles calling our beloved, very smart Congress either fucking idiots or fucking morons. There’s an argument over the translation but not if congress is filled with morons. ROUND 2: Scientists have determined “the worst smell in the world” and spoiler alert, it’s a military smell. Warning - this is a Katie-Rabbit-Hole round that also involves McDonalds ROUND 3: Over the last several years Fort Bragg has stood out for a shocking rise in overdose deaths & drug offenses, including an MP selling drugs out of his cop car on base. We talk about the fentanyl epidemic & how it’s affecting the troops. ROUND 4: They’re calling it Putin’s “Dad Army” as thousands of aging men report for Russia’s draft. No word on if they’ve been issued New Balance. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Rhoback - Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “ZERO” for 20% off your first purchase Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.


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Sep 30, 2022
USS Bonhomme Richard Destroyed: Aggravated Arson or One Sailor Framed For $1.2B Loss?
01:18:57

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: His news slipped by us last week but we’ve captured it for today - Huge Fat Leonard Update with delightful details on his life of leisure ROUND 2: We’ve previously said the infamous USS Bonhomme Richard fire was reported to be arson - but now it’s looking more like the Navy is pinning blame on an innocent E-1 because they needed a scapegoat. ROUND 3: Update the safety brief - If you’re in the hospital don’t get dog poop on your face. ROUND 4: Former ZBT political correspondent Riggs hung out with President Bush this weekend. He joins us to tell us how it all went down SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Manscaped - Get 20% off and free shipping with code ZERO at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBSS Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order of swipes


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Sep 27, 2022
Paddy The Baddy Talks Fighting 10 Marines At The Same Time
00:57:16

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds In The Magazine ... Round 1: Protesting is as American as it gets. But, I guess there really is a limit. Protesting by using a veteran suicide hotline is a touch far. Round 2: Paddy the Baddie joins the show to talk about fighting with 10 Marines and turning the switch from laughable nice guy to an absolute problem. Round 3: Major protests are breaking out across Iran after morality police killed a woman over her hijab - hear why one major journalist turned down a major interview with their President


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Sep 23, 2022
Sailors Get Tinder Swindled While Hoping For Some Strange
00:54:14

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The Tinder Swindler: Navy Edition ROUND 2: We’ve got a raccoon in upstate New York who apparently hates America ROUND 3: Two brothers who haven’t spoken to each other for about 30 years are now competing for the coveted position of mayor in an Ontario town ROUND 4: There's An Intriguing Link Between US Presidents And The Wars They Wage.. and it involves thinkin your shit don't stink SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Birddogs - Go to https://barstool.link/BirddogsBSS and use promo code ZERO for a free Birddogs rope hat Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting approval. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order of swipes


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Sep 20, 2022
Beto O' Rourke on Guns, The Border Crisis and Personal Liberties Under Attack In Texas
00:58:01

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by WhistlePig! Round 1: The Army senior leaders want troops to stop wasting time on silly training that army senior leaders require of all soldiers. Round 2: Beto O’Rouke is running for governor of Texas. He tells me how he’d improve my state or if I’ll have to move. Round 3: Lots of potty mouths join the military. One unit has come up with a way to stop all the naughty talk. SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Rhoback - Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code ZERO for 20% off your first purchase Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.


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Sep 16, 2022
Queen Elizabeth & Roasting The Royals
00:53:53

On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Queen stories roundup from her service in WWII to her lookalike retiring to the new King already filmed being extra snooty to beez… we’ve got the buzz ROUND 2: Update the safety brief: Do not walk down Cumming drive with your naked mother… while you are also naked and 33 years old. ROUND 3: The VA is moving forward with its plan to offer abortion counseling and services through its hospitals for the first time to veterans, spouses & dependents SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Manscaped - Get 20% off + free shipping with the code ZERO at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBSS Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Simplisafe - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT


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Sep 13, 2022
NFL Season Opener Means War!
00:53:08

On today's ZBT we've got 1 Round in the magazine! We're drafting our Fire Squads with ANYTHING NFL. The squad also dives into what it was like trying to watch your favorite teams while on base, plus more! SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order of swipes


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Sep 09, 2022
Hillary Clinton's CIA Chief Email Investigator Explains President Trump's Top Secret Investigation
01:11:13

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Fat Leonard is a scandal that affected 60 admirals and now the namesake is on the lamb just before the trial starts. Juicy juicy juicy. Round 2: FYSA (because we dont want people looking like idiots at the S2 briefs) What is vabbing? Round 3: CIA attorney who has been on some of the most known national security cases of the last 20 years, joins to talk about the Trump case. SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Cross Country Mortgage - Visit CCM.com/barstool now. Equal Housing Opportunity. CrossCountry Mortgage. NMLS 3029. All loans are subject to underwriting. NMLSconsumeraccess.org. Birddogs - Go to https://barstool.link/BirddogsBSS and use promo code ZERO for a free Birddogs rope hat Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order of swipes


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Sep 06, 2022
Barstool Personalities Get Drafted Into The Military
00:49:15

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Round in the magazine and they are presented by WhistlePig! ROUND 1: THE INTEGRITY DRAFT: Drafting Your Squad for the military, but with BARSTOOL PERSONALITIES ROUND 2: Trump Documents! What's in them and who do they incriminate. Chaps, Kate and Cons go full blown speculation ROUND 3: Saved Rounds! SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get 20% off your first order of swipes Birddogs - Go to https://barstool.link/BirddogsBSS and use promo code ZERO for a free Birddogs rope hat


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Sep 02, 2022
Colin O'Brady Is The First Person To Cross Antarctica SOLO - He Explains His Day 1, Nightmare On The Ice
01:22:27

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A Nebraska man lied about his qualifications & convinced a company to let him do an active shooter drill without telling their employees.. Needless to say, all hell broke loose when he ran into the building firing blanks at unsuspecting workers & he’s now facing terrosim charges ROUND 2: Colin Obrady has 10 world records to his name. One of those is being the first person to solo trek across all of Antartica. He joins the show to talk his feats and his challenge to the listener. ROUND 3- Because Colin has such a rare accomplishment, we found other top adventure stories and we are gonna see if it is more impressive or less impressive than Colin’s story. Round 4: Vladimir Putin offers Russian mothers $16K cash bonus if they have a certain number of children. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Aug 30, 2022
David Feherty Talks Liv Golf, Saudis, The Military and 9/11 | FULL INTERVIEW
01:08:16

On today's ZBT we've got 2 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Full Interview with David Feherty talking about Liv Golf, Saudi Arabia and the work he has done to support and help the troops (Feherty's Troops Foundation) ROUND 2: THE INTEGRITY DRAFT: Biggest Pet Peeves Since Getting Out Of The Military SUPPORT THE TROOPS! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Roman - Get $15 off your first order of Roman T-Support at https://barstool.link/RomanZBT


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Aug 26, 2022
Putin's Brain Crushed In Moscow Car Bombing
01:17:55

On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine and they are brought to you by WHISTLE PIG! Round 1: Russia has accused Ukrainian special services of killing the daughter of one of Vladimir Putin's allies. Round 2: Jason Kander joins the show and gives me a little pick me up after a long week of rockin. Round 3: Saved Rounds BONUS ROUND COMING TOMORROW ON YOUTUBE: Two Pilots fell asleep at the sticks. Big deal or nah? SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Aug 23, 2022
The Draft Has Returned ...
01:03:57

On today's show we've got 2 ROUNDS in the magazine .. ROUND #1 - It's the first ever INTEGRITY DRAFT! Today's topic is the HOTTEST ACTORS IN A MILITARY MOVIE. Remember, this isn't just any draft, this is a draft of integrity. If any member of the squad commits an Integrity Violation during the week they will LOSE A DRAFT PICK! ROUND #2 - Duuuuude, where’s my tank… A Canadian soldier gave out cannabis cupcakes to her fellow troops during a training exercise, and now she’s probably freakin’ out, man SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process Roman - Get $15 off your first order of Roman T-Support at https://barstool.link/RomanZBT Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month


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Aug 19, 2022
Top 6 US Intel Leaks In History
01:24:00

On today's ZBT we've got 3 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Articles all over the joint are talking about the nuclear-classified documents allegedly stored at Trump’s resort in Florida. Round 2: We’re gonna remind you about the other top 6 classified leaks in US history. Some are mindblowing. Round 3: On TikTok, its all fun and games until China has enough info to control your life. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. - Cross Country Mortgage Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process Simplisafe - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT


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Aug 16, 2022
Marine Reads And Reacts To Her OnlyFans Messages
01:08:06

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Katie-OnlyFans… Surprised she was even able to join us today because she’s so obsessed with it ROUND 2: A soap opera star is making some SHOCKING claims about Ivanka Trump’s grave… ROUND 3: BAMA Rush is tougher than the US Marines ROUND 4: Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again ROUND 5: Marines land on a Greek island & launch a massive assault on the food, booze & tattoo supplies (this is old but Kate wants to talk about eggs)


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Aug 12, 2022
Deadliest Battle of Afghanistan War Inspires Hope For Marine and His Interpreter
01:28:25

Tom Schueman and his interpreter Zak join ZBT to talk about their combat experiences and the rescue effort that got Zak and his family to the United States FOLLOW TOM @kill.z0n3 on Instagram and get their book ALWAYS FAITHFUL! SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Aug 09, 2022
Back To Iraq With Donnie Does
01:10:32

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round #1: Our resident travel guide Donnie Does went to Iraq and his experiences were much different than mine. I got shot, he got margaritas. Round #2: A ZBT news roundup if you’re short on time, and never you worry the stories all rhyme (goddmanit Kate) Round #3: People always ask us about what types of jobs are out there for when you get out of the military. There’s lots and some involve pig semen and drones. Round #4: Interview - Minority Vets/Firewatch on the Hill SUPPORT THE SHOW!! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Aug 05, 2022
Jon Stewart Joins Purple Heart Recipient To Talk The PACT Act
00:55:45

On today's ZBT we've got 3 Rounds in the magazine and they are presented by Whistle Pig SPECIAL GUEST Jon Stewart! Round 1: Jon Stewart joins the show to talk about the PACT Act and the abomination that is the United States Senate. Round 2: We owe DARPA a HUGE apology. If they achieve what they are saying they will, outdoors, even on a wild horse island, will never be the same again. Round 3: Update the safety brief: MONKEYPOCKS! ROUND 1: 03:34:00 (Jon Stewart Interview) ROUND 2: 29:08:00 ROUND 3: 40:40:00 SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. TaylorMade - Head to https://barstool.link/TaylormadeBSS and shop Spider GT to create your own, use the promo code BARSTOOL at checkout for free shipping Manscaped - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code ZERO at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBSS


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Aug 01, 2022
Alex Bennett Talks To Barstool's Members To Prepare For Rough N Rowdy 18
01:18:23

On today's ZBT we've got 6 ROUNDS in the magazine! One of those rounds features Mean Girl Pod's Alex Bennett who is taking her first stab in HAND TO HAND COMBAT at Rough N Rowdy 18, August 19th! BUYRNR.COM INTERVIEW STARTS AT: (56:21:00) ROUND 1: Um, I just want to talk about Strip Clubs, including Louies outside Fort Leonardwood. ROUND 2: SINNER, SINNER, MRE DINNER… A cult church has been scamming MILLIONS of dollars from troops while the pastor buys expensive cars & vacation homes ROUND 3: Meth Goofin’ - A Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war ROUND 4: We’ve got a major update on the Brittney Griner case as the White House proposes a trade for Russia’s Merchant of Death. ROUND 5: What had comedian Jon Stewart going OFF on Twitter this week? The PACT Act mess down in DC. ROUND 6: Alex Bennett from the Mean Girl Podcast joins ZBT to talk about her training, boxing skills, motivation and what drove her to compete in Rough N' Rowdy. Does she have some military tactics up her sleeve? SUPPORT THE SHOW: ZBT IS PRESENTED BY WHISTLE PIG! Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. CROSS COUNTRY MORTGAGE: Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Jul 29, 2022
Russian Chess Robot Breaks Child's Finger At Moscow Open
01:01:01

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round #1: It’s finally happening, the robots have begun to attack… but you don’t have anything to worry about if you don’t play chess. In mother russia, chess robot checks you, mate Round #2: Some of our nation’s most high-speed soldiers are facing a huge problem… They can’t find a good daycare. And the issue is so dire even congress members are getting involved Round #3: A terrible story out of Hawaii where a Marine is accused of murdering his spouse on the side of a highway. Making major waves across military social media pages. Round #4 Space tourism is almost upon us & so we must warn you now - do NOT wack off up there. SUPPORT OUR SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Roman - Get $15 off your first order of Roman T-Support at https://barstool.link/RomanZBT Cross Country Mortgage - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Jul 26, 2022
Light Duty Warrior President Biden Gets Covid
01:02:58

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... BIDEN HAS COVID! ROUND 1: CHAPS IS TURNING 40!!! Hey, that’s me! So we have a special birthday round lined up that I haven’t seen yet that I’m sure I’ll really love & enjoy & not want to skip over. Fasten your seatbelts & spit shine your jungle boots because we’re heading to 1982. ROUND 2: HOT, HOT, HOT. MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmmMMM HOT ROUND 3: HORNY, HORNY, HORNY. We’ve got a military contractor cumming in his britches & getting in a little bit of trouble. ROUND 4: Does Ukraine have mutant troops created in BioLabs? Russia says DA so it must be true. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig: - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. SimpliSafe: - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT Cross Country Mortgage: - Go to https://barstool.link/crosscountrymortgageBSS so CrossCountry Mortgage can take care of you through the buying process


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Jul 22, 2022
Marijuana For Military Members: A Congressman Introduced A Bill That Would Allow It
01:15:11

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Eddie Van Halen Pulled A Gun on Fred Durst in the Early 2000s from an assault vehicle. Round 2: 53-year-old Bob Salem from Colorado also made history by becoming the first person in the 21st Century to push a peanut up Pikes Peak with a contraption taped to his nose. Round 3: Rep. Anthony Brown, a retired Army colonel, and former military lawyer, has introduced legislation that would require the Defense Department to review sentences for troops convicted of marijuana offenses as a first step in reforming the military’s justice system. Round 4: A former CIA software engineer was convicted on Wednesday of federal charges accusing him of causing the biggest theft of classified information in CIA history. Round 5: THE MILITARY IS FUNDING A "LIVING PHARMACY" SCIENTISTS CAN STICK INSIDE YOU. The device will use genetically engineered, light-sensitive cells to hack your body’s natural processes. SUPPORT THE SHOW: WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Rocky Boots - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.


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Jul 19, 2022
The Treasonous Oath Keepers and Proud Boys
01:23:11

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A little bad ass was born in Brazil. We gotta get a few recruiters down there right away because the next big super weapon should not be a soccer player. ROUND 2: We have an update on the Sarah Cavanaugh case. If you recall, she was the fake Marine who got hundreds of thousands of dollars pretending to have cancer and a shit ton of other things. Justice was served like a plate of spagetti at Newark International Airport. ROUND 3: Do the Oath Keepers militia & military veterans go together like peas & carrots? Peanut butter & jelly? Warm mayonnaise & cheese in tin foil at the beach? According to the Jan 6th hearings they just might. Also, Kate reveals their bizarre initiation ritual. ROUND 4: The NASA news was revealed after our last show and even I gotta admit, it’s wildly more complicated and incredible than my little pea brain can comprehend. ROUND 5: The wild story of how an American POW who was captured by the Germans ended up escaping, fighting alongside the Soviets in WWII, and probably having the biggest dong in an era of big ole dongs. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Freedom Grooming - Go to https://barstool.link/FreedomgroomingZBT for 20% off Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get your first month of Swipes for just $5 when you choose a monthly plan. SiriusXM - Subscribe now and get your first 3 months for free of the Sirius XM App, visit https://barstool.link/SXMZBT to sign up. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Jul 15, 2022
F-18 Thundercat Falls Off of Aircraft Carrier USS Harry Truman
01:12:48

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine... Round 1: A fella on TikTok made a frog army that turned into a case of good initiative, bad judgement. The result of his TikTok could be a mass extinction of up to 90 different types of frogs. Round 2: Military members are known to have many tattoos, sometimes they look great, sometimes they look like Chaps'. Either way, one service allows you to keep all of them. Round 3: Nearly 60,000 Guard and reserve troops are on the verge of being kicked out after refusing the COVID vaccine. Is that a good or bad thing considering the current problems in recruiting? Round 4: It seems like our NAVY should be advanced enough for an F-18 not to fall off an aircraft carrier because of some high wind. Round 5: A Brazilian model was forced into a wheelchair after politely holding in her gas for so long. Bonus Round: Will It Suck? Previewing Biden's next announcement. SUPPORT THE SHOW!!! WhistlePig Whiskey -Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Jul 12, 2022
What Happens When You Steal A Fighter Jet?
01:06:52

On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... 4th of July weekend debrief to kick things off! Round 1: A Marine decided that he was tired of being just an enlisted dude on the ground so he took a skyhawk on a 45-minute joyride and did a few top gun inspired moves. BTW, this story ends with a plot that would make ole m night shyamalan nut. Round 2: Our friends in Canada have updated their grooming standards. If these same regulations happened here, CWO Bobby Yarbrough could never rest. Round 3: A group of Russian officers have been caught selling the location of their own troops which resulted in those same troops getting shelled. YIKES Round 4: ZBT Trivia


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Jul 06, 2022
Hunter Biden Pays For Hookers Using Cash App
01:26:11

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine and they are brought to you by WHISTLE PIG! Round #1: Hooker chat! Hunter Biden was banging some strange in Russia. Was Sleepy Joe paying for…. Pussy? Kinda? Round #2: Warrior Monk AKA Chaos AKA Mad Dog General Mattis AKA…. Hubby??? That’s right, the former 4 star & defense secretary got married this past week & he did it in the most Marine Corps way possible Round #3: Kate goes down a rabbit hole following a terrible chlorine gas explosion in Jordan Round #4: Losing your weapon? Embarrassing. Losing your weapon at a butterfly sanctuary? Beautiful, yes, but even more embarrassing. Round #5: The 4th of July is upon us, and did you know one of the top fireworks makers in the world is a big time military contractor??


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Jul 01, 2022
What The F', America?!
01:12:42

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative, bad judgement. Woman paid would-be car thief to steal her own car from a repair shop. It didnt go well. In fact, it went bad. Round 2: Adapt. Improvise. Overcome via mummified cats. Round 3: The world is falling apart. One Swiss hotel has the remedy and it involves a zero star hotel. Round 4: A new device has entered the military space. We’re gonna tell you if you can see people naked with it. Round 5:. We are gonna find out which branch of the military Kate should join if she were to do it right now. SUPPORT THE SHOW! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! WHISTLE PIG - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. BETTER HELP - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month ROCKY BOOTS - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots.


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Jun 28, 2022
West Point Grad Bombs Military History Quiz
01:04:37

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man contracted a new antibiotic-resistant 'super gonorrhea' strain after having sex on an international trip Round 2: 23-year-old Kate is at a bar down the shore and Bob Lemmons walks in. What do you do? Round 3: 10th Mountain Commander Says Leaders Need to Leave Soldiers Alone After Hours Round 4: In maybe the most smoke-pit inspired conversation of all time, we’re gonna talk about how Amazon wants your dead relatives to be able to speak to you. Is that an OPSEC issue? Round 5: ZBT Jeopardy


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Jun 24, 2022
Biden's Bike Blunder Is Cannon-Fodder For Our Enemies ... Right?
01:05:11

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Good initiative/ bad judgment. A company decided to have its employees walk on coals at a party. 12 ambulances were involved. Round 2: You all know we love science, but do we love science enough to start breathing out of our butts? Or into our butts. We’ll find out in round 2. Round 3: Tactical toilets: they are a thing and they are glorious. Round 4: China was supposed to do a joint training event with Russia. China backed out because Russia was trying to be too fetch and flashy. Classic Russia Round 5: A police officer in Wales who touched his colleague's penis and shouted 'it’s a small one' has been sacked. - ZBT is presented by Whistle Pig Rye! Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. - Roman - Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get your first month of Swipes for just $5 when you chose a monthly plan - SimpliSafe - Customize the perfect system for your home at https://barstool.link/SimplisafeZBT Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Jun 21, 2022
Cop Finds A Gun In A Woman's Yaknow
01:16:48

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: A good guy with a fork lift thwarts a would-be robber proving that we do not need fork lift control. Round 2: It’s time we remind you that every person you search must be searched thoroughly because if you dont, there is no tellin whats inside one of them coochies. Round 3: Update the safety brief: while it’s important to clean up our areas when camping, we must pay attention to the warning signs or else you could cause a state-wide fire simply because you wiped your own ass. Round 4: China might have discovered the communication from aliens. The US also ups the budget for UFO research. Curiouser and curisouser. Round 5: Wanna buy an artillery round that will end up going up the russian military’s assholes? Well, we will tell ya how.


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Jun 17, 2022
Joe Biden Commits Stolen Valor | Zero Blog Thirty
01:04:37

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Station beautification has arrived in Sweden. Throwing away trash is likely to end up with someone feelin very very horny. Round 2: Lots of people swear by military-grade things. Military-grade gummy bears could leave you in a world of hurt. Round 3: Stolen Valor Joe Biden? I mean, yeah. Kinda. If youre gonna clown Madison Cawthorn about it, Joe deserves the same thing. Round 4: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that Johnny Kim is back at it again. Round 5: JD Vance deserves to be called an Ex Marine if what being reported is true


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Jun 14, 2022
The Stories Of A (EOD) Bomb Tech Legend
01:05:07

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We talked about weird barracks pets last week, and this week we bring you the fascinating tale of Ming the NYC Tiger who lived in a small apartment in Harlem ROUND 2: An Army chief warrant officer and his wife are accused of stealing over $2MILLION dollars worth of military gear which only confirms my suspicians that we nevvvver really know what cheif warrant officers are up to… ROUND 3: Our beloved CWO Bobby Yarbrough, basically the Parris Island PR guy who roasts dickheads like a grill master, well he’s at it again as folks lose their minds over Pride Month. ROUND 4: Badass of the week - A legend of the EOD (bomb tech) world retired last month and we’re going to share a few of his stories because my God, what an impressive person. You’ll be feeling ready to run through a brick wall into the weekend when we’re done


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Jun 10, 2022
Wedding Season Integrity Violations
01:10:14

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A civilian brethren in the dick drawing game hath been taken down by Arizona police, let’s pour one out for the city’s infamous ‘Penis Man’ ROUND 2: Yes, we’re talking about Top Gun again, but hear us out!!! The only thing high this time are recruiting numbers! Got some cool stats for ya. ROUND 3: If you ever deployed to the middle east you know that dust storms could be a major problem… well they are getting worse & really throwing a kink in daily life there ROUND 4: We are smack dab in the middle of wedding season which begs the question - do you need to feed your guests? We have an AITA that tests that very issue ROUND 5: Troops are driving buses, substitute teaching, and now… some think it’s them who should be in control of attempting to stop school shootings…


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Jun 07, 2022
ZBT Spills Their Seed All Over The Internet
01:16:31

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: The squad is getting old. But, we were young at the greatest time to be young. Pre-internet, pre-cell phones, and smack dab in the middle of the N64 era. Round 2: Katie Fun Bar Facts leads you into the weekend, ending with THEE hottest weed before weed in Roman times… A magical, all-encompassing plant that was part condiment, part condom, put on coins, smuggled & stolen, sold on the black market & has mysteriously vanished… OoOoOooO Round 3: If you have hate in your heart, let it out. Round 4: As longtime listeners know, I loved my time in Japan. Because of that, I wanna tell you about my favorite Sumo wrestler fact! Round 5: Our bodies are wild. WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. Barstool Store - Shop the Father's Day collection at https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/barstool-sports-fathers-day


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Jun 03, 2022
23 Things Every Veteran MUST Have In Common
01:19:57

On today's ZBT we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... WARNING: There are SOME TOP GUN SPOILERS! Recap of Top Gun that does not include how high Kate was ... Round 1: After a long weekend, we need to do some barracks inspections to make sure there isnt a duck in your room doing quack. Round 2: Are we washed veterans? The military times released a list that has 23 things every veteran has for life. Do we fit in still? We’ll find out I guess. Im worried about Kate though. Round 3: Adapt, improvise, and overcome. One Airman did that with his uniform and we salute him. Round 4: 75000 afghan refugees need help. We are gonna talk about what we can all do to be that help. - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. - Go to https://barstool.link/RockyBootsBSS and enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. - Go to https://barstool.link/TaylormadeBSS and use promo code BARSTOOL to create your own Spider GT. - Shop the Father's Day collection at https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/barstool-sports-fathers-day


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Jun 01, 2022
No Spoilers! Top Gun Premiere Reactions
01:45:16

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Easily one of the best parts about joining the military is the friends you met a long the way which leads us to the obvious question: can you identify a friend simply by tasting their piss? Round 2: Sound the lunk alarm. A bodybuilder in Florida is set to do his sets in federal prison after reporting he could only squat 10lbs at the VA and then bragging about his 500lb squats at Planet Fitness. Round 3: update the safety brief: Kate sat down with some puddle hoppers to talk about what the coast guard really does during this national boat safety week. Round 4: Russian Maverick comes out of retirement in his 60s to fly again. Spoiler Alert: he gets shot down. Round 5: With memorial day weekend here, it was a fitting time for the names of the bases named after confederate traitors to be replaced with honorable men and women or… concepts. Support our sponsors! WhistlePig Whiskey - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WhistlePigBSS or at a local retailer. Betterhelp - Go to https://barstool.link/BetterHelpZBT for 10% off your first month Roman- Go to https://barstool.link/RomanZBT to get $10 off when you choose a monthly plan.


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May 27, 2022
15 Days Without Sexual Harassment = Casual Fridays
01:13:20

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: People in Delaware were calling the cops this past weekend for a noise complaint… and the party they were trying to break up? An air show ROUND 2: When the Bank of Zambia got hacked they responded swiftly in the most Marine Corps way possible - by trolling the hackers with dicks ROUND 3: Going on leave? Don’t forget to send your higher ups all your bank account details! ROUND 4: Kate interviews Christian Borys of Saint Javelin


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May 24, 2022
It's Hard To Ruin Motorboatin, But One Captain Certainly Did Just That
01:41:59

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We’d be remiss if we didn’t address this immediately… Motor-boat-gate is making major waves across the Army right now.. Will anything change in its wake? Probably not! ROUND 2: George Bush had a big time SNAFU moment this week which brings up the topic of Freudian slips ROUND 3: Terrible news, Congress is losing their right to exercise… on Peleton bikes for free. ROUND 4: Will Hurd Interview


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May 20, 2022
Kate's Jordan Flu Game (But Diarrhea)
00:51:06

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ZBT May 16 Round 1: Calling a man bald is the same level of sexual harrassment as saying “let me see that dick, big boy” according to a tribunal ruling. Round 2: If you could turn a natural disaster into a weapon, what type of disaster would you choose and why is it a hurricane gun? Round 3: Russians are being tracked and hunted by their cell phone usage. Will memes cause them to lose the war? Hopefully. Round 4: We do a little “Thank You For Your Service Goofin” from time to time but sometimes it doesnt go smoothly and you get super embarrassed at an IKEA. Round 5: Could you eat an entire rattlesnake? Probably not, you pussy.


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May 17, 2022
Leader Makes Subordinate Drink His Phlegm: Fair or Foul?
01:29:47

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Police in Thailand have arrested a self-touted holy man whose band of followers were said to have consumed his urine and phlegm as a cure for illnesses. As a result, we will be updating the safety brief. ROUND 2: The baby formula shortage is so bad right now that politicians are getting involved, and commissaries on military bases around the globe are feeling the pinch ROUND 3: 6 Year Old Runs marathon and that might not be the best idea. ROUND 4: Alex Horton of the Washington Post recently returned from Ukraine. We’ll get an update from him about all the events on the ground. ROUND 5: A soldier sadly died after being attacked by a bear on base and we looked into some of the situations soldiers in Alaska found themselves in. It’s a wild place to be stationed for sure.


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May 13, 2022
BETRAYAL
01:09:59

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Betrayal Round 2: #NotMyBarstool and #NotMyArmy. The Army has announced Drill Sergeants will no longer be screaming in the faces of the new recruits. Sad. Round 3: Curiouser and curiouser. More Russian energy heads are waking up dead. Some of them with toad toxins running through their veins at a rate that has never been seen. Round 4: Mark Esper is releasing a book and it talks about the craziest shit youve heard so far this week. Round 5: Your internet history might be your most protected information. What would you hate to see released the most?


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May 10, 2022
How Roe vs. Wade Impacts Military Members
00:45:05

On today's show there's only 1 Round in the magazine. 1. Roe vs. Wade Discussion We have a special guest who talks about her experience. Also, Kate and Chaps dive into how this decision impacts Military members.


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May 06, 2022
Barstool Employees Reveal Their Porn History
01:08:19

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Accountability matters. A British MP, and not the kind that Kate and I were, resigns in disgrace because he’s a tractor-loving integrity violator. Round 2: Braver than the US Marines. A gentleman has stepped up and done the unthinkable. Selflessness isnt a strong enough word. Round 3: A little bit of a military Am I The Asshole Round 4: A future Air Force Academy cadet had a lovely news article written about him after he was accepted to all five service academies. That’s not something he’ll regret, right? Round 5: Florida Man decides to steal some valor from his brother for a few years and ends up going to do a tiny bid in the federal prison system. That, plus more twin facts!


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May 03, 2022
Trump Is Afraid Of Tomatoes And Biden Is A Zombie
01:23:13

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... LIBERTY IS SECURED THIS WEEKEND ROUND 1: update the safety brief: if you’re going to political rallies, look alive. There might be dangerous fruits being tossed and that shit could kill you. ROUND 2: Remember when Ukraine shot down that Russian transport plane killing hundreds of soldiers in the early days of the invasion? Turns out U.S. intel paved the way for that, along with much more ROUND 3: Navy Chief tells ship full of demoralized, traumatized Sailors, “At least you’re not in the trenches like Marines!” ROUND 4: Two oddball fellas were living in D.C.’s Navy Yard, impersonating federal agents, & buying friendships by paying the rent and gifting high tech toys to several Secret Service & Homeland Security folks… who somehow did not find that weird in any way… ROUND 5: Liberty is secured. Everybody say thanks, Madison Cawthron.


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Apr 29, 2022
Elon Musk The Commander In Chief Of Twitter
01:06:09

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine .... ROUND 1: A delightful tale of beautiful head. No, we aint talkin Blow Jibbers… A Luxury Bathroom curated by the troops @ Joint Base Lewis McChord will make you wanna flush every other latrine youve ever been to. ROUND 2: Attention to detail remains important. A couple of inspectors at the Mexico= US Border discovered that some strawberry puree would leave you tweaking if you were to add it to your morning smoothie. ROUND 3: Heroes among us. National forest fighter fighters (no word if they were volunteers or not) help rescue a woman who was in a precarious situation deep inside the woods. ROUND 4: Some virtual fisticuffs happened this weekend. A Mil spouse battle took place on facebook and it’s an even more intense rivalry than Army/Navy games. Round 5: Elon Musk chat because we work on the internet and we have to or else it would be dereliction of duty.


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Apr 26, 2022
Purple Heart Recipient* PFT Commenter AKA The Ghost of Manhattan
01:43:18

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Oftentimes, military stories can end up like a dick measuring contest. If that contest happened, Canada would beat the pants off of the United States. Round 2: PFT commenter is the ghost of barstool HQ3 and we have him on the show to get some advice from a real Top Gun. Round 3: The Golden Knights had a little accident that triggered the Capitol Police locking down the Capitol building. Round 4: In a story that might be the most PFC story of all time, an Army PFC decides to go to basic training bases in order to sell vape cartridges. Round 5: Kate’s interview


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Apr 22, 2022
BROmeopathic Medicine
01:15:11

On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: We’re tanning our testicles now. Round 2: To all the battalion XOs out there, be advised. Throwing a party for someone at work could end up costing you 450k in fines. Round 3: Update the safety brief. Ladies, if you gotta fart, let it rip. Otherwise, youll be taking a trip to see the corpsman. Round 4: Russia had a ship sink this week, but so did we, and in Buffalo NY of all places… let’s dive to the bottom of it…


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Apr 19, 2022
Is The US Military Getting 'Pleasure Pods"
01:18:52

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Brazilian soldiers are in hot water as word gets around that they do not fuck at all. In fact, the whole squad is softer than an earthworm in fresh flooded mud. Round 2: BCP members will be sad to learn that they wont be able to dine naked anymore because it makes others want to puke. Round 3:With military recruitment becoming harder and harder, the Air Force is offering 50k bonuses for retention. Perhaps they should think outside of the box like a company in Cyrpus. Round 4: Attack in NY (more travel via subway every day than air travel in entire usa, yet no security measures, people applying tourniquets, the attacker looking like subway worker, history of threatening violence online, guy who caught him/$50k reward) Round 5: Chaps surprise round


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Apr 15, 2022
THIS EPISODE IS FOR NON BETA BOYS ONLY
01:22:57

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine and they are brought to your by Whistle Pig Rye Whiskey ROUND 1: Would you spend $12,000 for a 75 hour military role playing camp that’s supposed to make you A REAL MAN? Deep dive into the world of military culture in the self help realm… ROUND 2: Radioactive Russians - what will happen to the soldiers who spent a month sleeping & digging around in Chernobyl’s radioactive forest? ROUND 3: The wife of a sailor who feels he’s been wronged has taken to FB to spill the tea & hop right over the chain of command with some simple tags ROUND 4: The Taliban in Afghanistan don’t have to deal with US troops anymore, but they’re up against a ruthless, formidable foe who it seems will be a much bigger problem than we ever were ROUND 5: We all know the VA Hold Music by now… but do you know the origin story??


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Apr 12, 2022
Undercover ATF Agent Rides With Motorcycle Gang For 2 Years
01:46:53

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Some are saying a man’s constitutional rights were violated after he was stopped from masturbating a fifth time on a flight from Seattle to phoenix. Round 2: Update the safety brief: Amongst hundreds of thousands of muddy spuds a World War II era grenade was picked up on a conveyor belt at an Auckland potato factory Round 3: National Guard member gets in trouble for trying to go on the worst kind of beer run. Round 4: Kate interviews former ATF agent Ken Croke who went undercover for TWO YEARS with the notorious Pagan Motorcycle gang. His tales of biker gang hazing, murder, and a few near death experiences will really… rev your engines. Round 5: There was a red fox on Capitol Hill that bit 9 people this week.. In fact Some are saying she’s a hero ha ha… but sad news on that front. *spoiler alert, she had rabies & they put her down. Happy Friday!


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Apr 08, 2022
Ukrainian Poisoned Booze and Breakfast Buns Befuddle Russian War Criminals
00:57:20

On today's show we're got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: In a rare turn of events, a soldier put their struggles on the internet and the military community gassed them the fuck up! Round 2: A person who we assume is a Chinese Lance Corporal has been living in an airport for 14 years. We are gonna do a virtual field day of his room. Round 3: The Russians are going to need to update their safety briefs after some breakfast buns and booze leave many of the occupiers dead. Round 4: War crimes are becoming more and more common in Ukraine. We’ll give you some information on what's happening there. Round 5: While committing those war crimes, Russia tried to do a sleight of hand by having a beauty competition for their women soldiers. Kate is gonna love this round.


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Apr 05, 2022
Madison Cawthorn & THE MAGICAL, CONGRESSIONAL COCAINE ORGY PARTY
01:21:39

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Pilots are finding out they cant just do whatever the hell they want and it is delicious. ROUND 2: Orgies, cocaine, & wild parties? Oh my… A major OPSEC violation gives Washington politicians a shocker. ROUND 3: Mexico is going to rent out their presidential jet for parties. If you could throw a fuckin’ rager on any governemtn installation with any military equipment, what would that look like. ROUND 4: A flamingo that’s been AWOL from a Kansas zoo for 17 years has been spotted in Texas ROUND 5: Don’t split yet! We’ve got TV host Johnny Bananas joining us to talk about his trip to Ukraine


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Apr 01, 2022
Will Smith Needs Better NCOs
01:24:06

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Will Smith needs to stand six and center after his inappropriate actions at the Oscars might just end up with him being busted down. Round 2: Lessons in leadership. Do not ask your people to do what you arent willing to do yourself. Round 3: ASVAB waiver required? A woman went viral for her outdoorsy vibe. Should she be allowed to join the military? Round 4: I texted Connor on Saturday night after I read an article about the NCO corps failing miserably for Russia. It’s time to take a look at just how invaluable NCOs are. Round 5: A Florida Man tried to steal bulletproof vest worn by a SEAL Team 6 Member in the Bin Laden raid, but fortunately he didn’t have the stealth to pull it off


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Mar 29, 2022
5 Things Braver Than The US Marines
01:28:03

n today's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... 1. Young men who wear thin, gray sweatpants to Hooters 2. A person who poops in the apartment of the person they just started dating the first time they spend the night 3. People who don’t wear their underwear when they’re trying on bathing suits in Old Navy 4. Women who finally poop a couple days after giving birth 5. The lady who waxed my pubes the other week, even though she stunk at it. She was a young whippersnapper full of life facing a terrible situation ALSO: Russia Ukraine Update


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Mar 25, 2022
Wagner Group Mercenaries vs. Urban Meyer: Who's Worse?
01:16:22

On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Crime in Antarctica ROUND 2: Leadership breakdown. Urban Meyer was a disaster. Lets learn from it. ROUND 3:The VA is removing caretaker support to the families of thousands of veterans and the ball of red tape is more tangled than ever ROUND 4: We’ve been seeing a lot of stories about Russia’s “The Wagner Group” in Ukraine but they’re also causing trouble in Africa now ROUND 5: The BBC did a deep dive on Russia’s military mistakes so far plus a few other updates from Ukraine


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Mar 22, 2022
Captain Cons Is Getting Married!
00:57:27

Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speech


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Mar 18, 2022
West Pointers' Spring Break Cocaine Use Hospitalizes Several Cadets
01:24:37

On today's show we have 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Capt. Sir Mansfield Cumming suggested that British intelligence agents use semen as invisible ink during World War I, but later put a stop to it due to the smell. Round 2: An update from a wild stolen valor case from a few weeks ago. Justice is getting served. Round 3: Is Tulsi Gabbard a traitor? Round 4: Iran reportedly bombs sites in Iraq that house US service members which for fuck sake, Iran. Not right now. Round 5: Ukraine update


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Mar 15, 2022
Feared Canadian Sniper Heads To Ukraine
01:23:08

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Loose lips might sink ships, but what about really plump ones full of botox? ROUND 2: Speaking of! Explorer Ernest Henry Shackleton's 144-foot long ship, Endurance, has finally been discovered off the coast of Antarctica beneath the icy Weddell Sea. ROUND 3: A plane carrying former president Donald Trump was forced to make an emergency landing after experiencing engine failure on Saturday, & his PAC immediately began fundraising money for a new private plane, Trump Force One ROUND 4: Spiders as big as your palm are dropping in from the sky all over the East coast this summer & we’d like to know what 82nd Airborne is going to do about it ROUND 5: Iron curtain descends on Russia + more updates on the latest in Ukraine


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Mar 11, 2022
Ukraine Beating Russia Like A Bunch Of Turkeys
01:38:24

Ukraine Beating Russia Like A Bunch Of Turkeys Round 1: ZBT Mast. A Mail carrier is accused of beating a wild turkey to death on his mail route. We’ll decide if the mail carrier needs to be court martialed or not. Round 2: ZBT Mast part 2- Florida man ticketed for going 50 in a 30… BUT, there’s some evidence on his side. He says that he just got the dodge charger, didnt know how to get it out of sports mode, AND he had just found out about Putin’s nuclear war. Pretty good excuse. Round 3: Burn pit legislation gets approval in the house but insiders arent sure if it will even see a vote in the Senate. Pretty damn typical if you ask us. Round 4: Russian pows give stirring speech. Many veterans in the western world have asked people to not share the video. We’ll give you the reasons why but also get into whether or not we agree with that stance. Round 5: Interview with Jennifer Cafarella, the Chief of Staff @TheStudyofWar & Visiting Fellow @MasonNatSec joins us to break down the Whats Next in Ukraine.


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Mar 08, 2022
Rob O'Neill, ISIS Brides, Tell Soldier Fetishes, and War Updates
01:39:37

Rob O'Neill, ISIS Brides, Tell Soldier Fetishes, and War Updates - On today's ZBT we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A United States Congressman from Texas decided to drop his reelection campaign right as the primary races were headed to the polls. Why? Because he was balls deep in the former wife of the ISIS leader. YIKES ROUND 2: Kate wants to tell us about the Pottsdam Giants, one of the most bizarre military units - who were absolute units - of all time. ROUND 3: While the world focuses on Ukraine, things in Afganistan are going completely off the rails. Between mass famine and hunger to women being required to have chaperones again and finally to organ harvesting. The new taliban, it turns out, is the same as the old taliban. ROUND 4: Navy Seal Rob ONeill returns to the show to talk to kate about his new book with Dakokta Meyer. Rob also expresses his love for Dave Portnoy. ROUND 5: War in Ukraine rages on. We give you updates regarding the types of weapons the Russians are using and how Ukraine is using social media in a brilliant fashion to fend off their foes.


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Mar 04, 2022
Putin Made A Huge Mistake
01:44:27

On today's ZBT we've got only 3 ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE as we spend a lot of time recapping Ukraine/Russia. ROUND 1: Although the war is still is the focus of the entirety of the world, we are gonna talk about some other stuff too because our brains need a break as well. So, we will start with……should we kill every mosquito on planet earth? ROUND 2: Heat waves have caused our beloved honey bees to ejaculate themselves to death. ROUND 3: Of course we are gonna give you an update from Ukraine.


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Mar 01, 2022
Russia Invades Ukraine
00:45:52

On today's episode ZBT reacts to the events in the Ukraine as Russian forces invade. There's one round, but a lot to unpack. This is our reaction to what's going on. Presented by WhistlePig Whiskey! -Visit piggybackcraftcocktail.com for more info and make sure you grab a box in select stores! - Go to rockyboots.com enter the code ZBT at check out for 25% off your next pair of boots. Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Feb 25, 2022
Russia Advances And War Drums Increase In Volume
01:05:44

On today's show we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Classic case of good initiative, bad judgment. A former Georgia state employee now faces criminal charges after she allegedly faked multiple pregnancies for paid time off. ROUND 2: Who among us has not gone to a sleepover for teens, gotten hammered drunk & called them “acne fuckers”? Well, I certainly haven’t but now at least Kate has something in common with a U.S. House candidate. ROUND 3: An elementary school kid should be a 5 star recruit for all military recruiters in about 10 years. He wishes a mother fuckin zombie would. ROUND 4: “We’re all going to decide the fate of Ukraine today.” Newest Netflix drama or is it just Putin deciding on war via a bizarre, scripted meeting broadcast to all? ROUND 5: There are reports coming out about a Tank wreaking havoc in California


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Feb 22, 2022
Who's Back Of The Week: The Union Army!
01:13:20

On today's show we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief: The Army is making soldiers light themselves on fire. Round 2: The National Guard in Texas is trying to unionize. Whoa Round 3: If you do get stuck on a long deployment or activation, you might need a side hustle. We’ve got some great ideas for you that arent all sexual favors. Lets be honest though. Over the pants HJs still pay the bills. Round 4: Our guy Kyle came up with a list of the dumbest rules in the military. We are gonna judge them.


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Feb 18, 2022
White House Wordles: Liars
01:15:10

On today's show it's a Valentine's Day Edition and we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Many people are saying that the Department of Defense should spend billions of dollars on cows. Seems stupid, right? It should only seem stupid if youre an idiot. Round 2: Woman showed remarkable situational awareness over the weekend. As a result, her wordle loving mama isnt dead. Round 3: Finally all of you nasty little worms who love having your dick skinners all toasty can achieve your hand warmth via a new technology that makes me sick. Round 4: More reporting on the exit from Afghanistan reveals just how dire the situation really was. Round 5: An update about Ukraine from the real experts


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Feb 15, 2022
Katie NipSlip and Foreign Policy Updates
01:58:36

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... But before that, ½ of ZBT’s nipples went up online yesterday. Nick & Cons need to step up. ROUND 1: School circle on the mayor. He’s about to do a hip pocket class on how ice fishing can lead to a little old fashioned hookin. Talkin prostitutes, folks. Round 2: A museum guard went full blown junior enlisted and colored eyes on a million dollar painting because he was bored. ROUND 3: Dan Lamothe has been knee deep in documents over the last few weeks. He’s pieced all the puzzle parts together and has found out what really happened in the last few days in Afghanistan. ROUND 4: The situation on the border is long, largely needless, and causing the death of far too many troops. The Army Times has blown the story wide open led by Davis Winkie who will join us for this round. ROUND 5: Terrell Starr, a forgein policy reporter and resident of Ukraine, joins us to break the Ukraine/Russia conflict down Barney Style.


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Feb 11, 2022
It's Zero Blog Tatum
01:14:54

Today is an EXTRA handsome episode of ZBT and we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Sailors made a big ole stink about Walter Reid and why medical staff are saying it’s where “corpsmen go to die.” Round 2: Kate’s beloved Furry community is back in the news and this time, it isnt because a michigan school board thought that children were using litter boxes in the bathroom. Round 3: In a classic tale of “fuck around and find out” a woman from kansas was denied bail. Why? Well, because she led a squad of women ISIS fighters. Round 4: We are gonna Channing Your Tatum. The star of the new movie Dog joins us to talk about working with Army Rangers and the stress that came with it Round 5: Military bugs!


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Feb 08, 2022
ISIS Leader Killed By Special Forces
01:10:57

On today's show we have 5 Rounds in the Magazine ... ROUND 1: If the gondola is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ cause it might be a story ‘bout Marines that’s shockin’! (Marines got crazy at the San Diego Zoo.) ROUND 2: Of course the big story this week…3,000 troops are off to Eastern Europe as tensions between Russia & Ukraine continue to rise ROUND 3: President Biden ordered a strike that killed ISIS’ leader in Syria. We’re gonna look at the operation and what we know now. ROUND 4: Military working chicken captured at the pentagon after trying to steal government secrets/stray chips. ROUND 5: A bill was signed honoring WWII “Ghost Soldiers” and all we can say is that these guys would be a hit at pool parties


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Feb 04, 2022
Barstool Employees Audition For Zero Blog Thirty
01:27:31

On today's ZBT we've got AUDITIONS for ZBT + 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Kate got tricked by a SToLeN VaLoR Marine this past week.. It’s a wild story of a woman pretending to be a highly decorated veteran DYING OF CANCER. Turns out, she never served & she was making BANK. ROUND 2: An F-35 crashed into the South China sea last week. Thankfully the pilot is alright but it has gotta be a rough feeling crashing something worth a cool $100M ROUND 3: Another update on what’s happening in the Ukraine ROUND 4: Move aside Mary Kate & Ashley - FLORIDA MAN poses as Twin Brother to get payout. ROUND 5: Owl Poop // Donny SEAL


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Feb 01, 2022
'I Am Vanessa Guillen' Act Makes History
01:27:02

On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Hey there, kitchen gloves. Give me 600 crows right damn now for a working party. Round 2: Someone update our old producer kyle because that cyber nerd would cum if he heard this one. Apple’s airtags have uncovered a secret german intel agency. Round 3: The war drums continue to beat in Ukraine. We are gonna try our best to give you an update. Round 4: Give em one. Fishermen and FISHERWOMEN are thwarting Russia’s wargames with nets, rods, and big ole sets of brass balls and flaps. Round 5: President Biden signed into law a new statute of the UCMJ. Finally, sexual harrassment is it’s own charge and with it, comes long overdue sweeping changes. Jeopardy Decorum


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Jan 28, 2022
Madison Cawthron Madison Cawthrons Again
01:13:45

On today's episode of ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A british soldier trying to huff shoe polish started a fire in his barracks instead which lead Kate down a non-traditional drugs rabbit hole where she learned you can get high off poop. ROUND 2: Oh, ya know, just monkeying around on this round ha ha! We’ve got monkeys going AWOL on a PA highway & the Queen of maqauces waging war & kicking ass ROUND 3: A Michigan school district responds to parent’s concerns that the school is making students have sit down head calls in litter boxes. ROUND 4: Interview with Jen Burch - re: Madison Cawthron is a douche le boosh - we promise we won’t be cleaning our rifles during our interview with her


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Jan 25, 2022
War With Russia Looming?
01:11:47

On today's Episode we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: What in the hell is Havana Syndrome and why are so many US diplomats coming down with this illness? ROUND 2: Bus drivers, snow shovelers & now… New Mexico National Guard = substitute teachers ROUND 3: Russia getting squirrely again, we have the latest from those nuts PLUS, your tax dollars at work outside the USA - where is the most US military aid going beyond our borders? ROUND 4: A motivated warrior came up with a meme that will help every fruit-salad carrying troop get a job that even Connor would be proud of. ROUND 5: Rollover accident in North Carolina


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Jan 21, 2022
Military TikTok Drama
01:04:10

On this week's show we've got 5 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: A massive volcanic eruption happened over the weekend that sent shockwaves & tsunamis around the world so of course we have a science round for you! ROUND 2: Have we found the horniest grave of all time? ROUND 3: There’s a shitstorm brewing on military tikTok & men on Twitter are up in Arms over Army women dancing, so SNAFU. ROUND 4: We have a prime example of thinking outside the box in a military manner. ROUND 5: Charles McGee, One of the last surviving Tuskeegee Airman passed away this weekend at 102. We wanna take a moment to recognize his life


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Jan 18, 2022
Finally, A Military Podcast For Men
01:06:49

On this week's show we have 4 rounds in the magazine! Round 1: Kate still has Covid and is out today but it could be worse. She could be like a Chinese woman who was stuck in a hasty lockdown with a guy she went on a blind date with. Round 2: The army has upped their bonuses for some new recruits to 50k. Round 3: One person the Army should target for an enlistment is a brilliant military spouse who did some good ole fashioned espionage during a PCS move. Round 4: Go to jail or join? The old tit for tat appears to be back and in a very gross way.


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Jan 14, 2022
Kate Has Covid But The Show Must Go On!
01:01:13

On this episode of ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Katie Covid joins the show to talk about her bout with the viral devil. Her illness gives us all a chance to complain a little bit. I love complaining! Round 2: How on earth did we start shaving our flaps and balls? Excellent question. You asked. We answered. Round 3: Norway is making their soldiers share… wait for it… wait for it… UNDERWEAR! Round 4: When I found this out, my jaw dropped. Larry David was in the Army. Round 5: Chaps surprise round! Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.com Follow Zero Blog Thirty here: Facebook: https://facebook.com/zeroblog30/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/zeroblog30 Instagram: http://instagram.com/zeroblog30


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Jan 12, 2022
Kazakhstan Conflict Escalates
01:07:06

Round 1: A mass beheading by the Taliban in Afghanistan (but don’t worry, no fatalities) Round 2: Brussels Airlines takes a page out of the US Military playbook by spending money so they have more money to spend next year. Round 3: Good initiative/bad judgment or a story of one man who is blooming where he was planted? We’ll let you decide when you hear the tale of a fella who is now the chief of a fire department despite having an arson conviction. Round 4: What in the world is happening in Kazakhstan? (Also quick note on what just happened w/ US troops in Syria) Round 5:Slits. What's the deal with em? A Marine is going viral for his car to car breakfast delivery during a huge snow storm traffic jam


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Jan 07, 2022
Cannibals In Space!
01:14:19

The Squad is BACK from break and they've got 6 ROUNDS in the MAGAZINE! Round 1: This was the longest break the squad has ever taken. We just need to catch up! Round 2: It’s tough going back to work so we have some good ole fashion boot motivation for ya. Round 3: Heads up to our friends in the Space Force, new research shows that Space Force members are likely to become cannibals. That’s right. Eating people. Round 4: Huge shoutout to the teacher from Michigan by showing an instant willing obedience to orders while on a flight! Round 5: Good initiative and bad judgment. A South Korean defects to North Korea in what many would call a huge mistake. Round 6: Update the safety brief. It’s a new year so it would behoove you to listen up.


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Jan 04, 2022
It's A Monkey Business Christmas!
01:03:43

We've got 5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Negligent Discharge goofin’ Round 2: Fuck around and find out moment of the week comes to us from some monkeys in India. ROUND 3: Rusty ass ships head ass / tattle tale ship watchers ROUND 4: For all our logistics bubbas out there, some facts & stats about holiday package delivery, Christmas tree sales & last minute shopping ROUND 5: Fort McCoy Nutcracker good vibes story


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Dec 21, 2021
5 FBI Agents Busted For International Prostitution Scandal
01:23:15

5 Rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: 5 FBI agents were caught receiving some good ole fashioned carolina squeezers while on an overseas trip. We dont prostitute shame but the Department of Justice does. Round 2: Lessons in leadership courtesy of Urban Meyer. Round 3: Great news for the podcast, we are officially smarter than rocket scientists. Round 4: The Taliban have been on a media blitz and what the fuck are we doing???? Round 5: Jimmy Carter is our bad ass of the week because of an event that left him with radioactive piss for 6 months.


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Dec 17, 2021
Are Your Christmas Presents Spying On You?
01:06:51

5 Rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Christmas present mania is upon us in these final couple weeks before the holiday. Make sure none of your gifts are a national security threat, like the Furby ROUND 2: Military families are doing laundry in buckets with big ol sticks in their driveways & worrying about sick pets as more info comes out about tainted water in Hawaii ROUND 3: It’s beyond time that America takes a page out of Brazil’s political playbook. Rough and Rowdy for governmental officials. ROUND 4: The National Guard has deployed in Kentucky following a catastrophic tornado outbreak over the weekend ROUND 5: Grinch Vibez: A thief has been caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from homes in a military area


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Dec 14, 2021
Liver King and President Biden vs Putin
01:23:47

ROUND 1: Whats up, primals. Every year new fitness and lifestyle trends pop up. This has been the year of the Liver King. Should we all start living like our primal ancestors? ROUND 2: The Marine Corps is adding “foraging” as a course in The Basic School and this couldn’t come soon enough since Chaps is obsessed with Round 1 ROUND 3: An Air Force Major was relieved of command and her actions were so shameful we might even give her firewatch ROUND 4: How bad are things for the National Guard unit deployed to the US/Mexico border? Well one troop wrote a manifest & slid it under his boss’s door begging to “wave the white flag and send us all home”. ROUND 5: President Biden put on his big boy pants with Putin this week as the beating of the war drums starts to pick up the pace.


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Dec 10, 2021
Kate Selling Fake Vaccine Cards For Cheap
01:28:28

5 Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief. If you see a WW2 era munition, DO NOT SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. Round 2: Good initiative, bad judgment. Man gets caught using a fake arm to get the vaccine in Italy. Sadly, his lack of integrity will earn both Nonnas an extra shift of fire watch. Round 3: British troops apparently dont complain all the time. If that’s the case, we should not be allies with the British. It’s as simple as that. Round 4: Interview Round 5: Just to caveat off the safety brief in round 1, we'd like to remind you that burning the snakes that have infested your home, might just result in you burning your own house down. Be advised.


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Dec 07, 2021
Home Alone With 9 Billion Pounds Of Poop
01:10:50

ROUND 1: Would you trust enlisted leadership that never went through boot camp like you did? That might be the case soon enough ROUND 2: Where does poop go? ROUND 3: Fuel in the water supply of an elementary school? NOT GREAT. Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam is the latest in an endless string of bases to deal with toxic exposures ROUND 4: Growing concern that Russia is about to do something real squirrely with Ukraine ROUND 5: You'll have to tune in to find out!


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Dec 03, 2021
Rigged Election and Breast Feeding Cats
01:19:01

We've got 5 Rounds in the magazine: Round 1: Good initiative; Bad judgment. High school student rigs the election!... for Home Coming Queen?! Round 2: Watching Squid Game in the US? You might stay up too late from binge watching. Watch that show in North Korea and you might wake up dead. Round 3: Earlier this week, NASA used a movie-type approach in a first-ever test to protect the human race from asteroids — the Double Asteroid Redirection Test! Round 4: We need to clear the air about a national headline that many people are saying is Kate ... Round 5: Update the safety brief. A group of olds at a nursing home demonstrate why junior troops cant have toasters in the barracks.


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Nov 30, 2021
Thanksgiving Episode Featuring Bill Murray (stories)
01:34:01

We've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: A Texas man conned the Air Force into buying body armor from China that failed ballistics tests ROUND 2: Oooooooklahoma where the National Guard won’t get vaccinesss ROUND 3: On this episode of The Great British Crashing Show we’ve got 2 veterans plowing a tank into a cemetery during a very inopportune time ROUND 4: Interview: MSgt Chris Copper / Sgt Maj Matt Parrish of the active duty special forces podcasts, SOFCAST and The Indigenous Approach ROUND 5: Thanksgiving!


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Nov 23, 2021
Iranian Helicopter Chicken
01:39:10

Round 1: There was some news about Wormholes this week. Time travel is possible, bitches. So we are gonna time travel in round 1. Round 2: One colonel was new shoes goofin in Kuwait, but it turns out he stole the shoes from the PX. SAY IT AINT SO! Round 3: Iran was playin a little helicopter chicken and ended up just 25 yards away from a ship’s deck. Round 4: If you’re on a ship, it ships for free! Parents are able to mail their milk/tit milk to their babies on the government dime. Neat! Round 5: Toby harnden wrote a book called 1st Casualty and Chaps interviewed him. SAVED ROUNDS!


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Nov 19, 2021
Old Senators, Stupid Boys & Lousy Bastards
01:26:27

Round 1: Update the safety brief: A pilot crashed his plane a couple of times and people are freaking out about it. It was only 7 crashes in a week. Whats the big deal? Round 2: Our friends at Task and Purpose think they have the enlisted drinking culture nailed down… We’ll be the judge about that. Last I checked, 23 year old Kate doesn't work at Task and Purpose. Round 3: In a NOT shocking report that SHOULD be shocking, food insecurity is running wild in the military community. There’s a growing number of military families that are struggling to put food on the table. Round 4: Bad Ass of the Week returns with the story of a former Polish soldier, 94-year-old Wanda Traczyk-Stawska who stunned the crowd at a pro-EU rally when she thundered "Be quiet, stupid boy! You lousy bastard" at a member of a far-right group attempting to disrupt the gathering over a loudspeaker. Round 5: In other news with the Olds, we regret to inform you that they are back at it again …. And by that we mean getting elected.


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Nov 16, 2021
Katie Night Live!
01:21:49

We've got 5 rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Channing Tatum is doing a movie about the AFghan withdrawal and people are saying “too soon!” ROUND 2: If you’ve ever been to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier you know how moving it is, and we’ve got a story about DNA advances. ROUND 3: Michigan’s attorney general is facing a public hangover after boozing a little too much at a tailgate ROUND 4: Chaps interview with a POW from the Iran Contra affair, remarkable story ROUND 5: Saved Rounds


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Nov 12, 2021
Free Podcast For Veterans Day
01:30:13

5 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: Head on a swivel when you're traveling. OPSEC is incredibly important. You never know what youre gonna find even in the bathroom of a vegan restaurant. Could be a sex cult in there. You just never know ROUND 2: We’re getting word that there are now Chili’s in space! Veggie or Restaurant? ROUND 3: Theres some trouble in space. It’s a real shitty situation. ROUND 4: Toxic exposures & high rates of cancer among military members - Kate interviews folks from HunterSeven Foundation & has some very important info for you! ROUND 5: Kate breaks down the Veterans Day Freebies and sales with a lil rap song


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Nov 09, 2021
Reenlisting with Jack Murphy
01:36:20

5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Marines getting their ass kicked by Royale Marines? (spoiler ... not true) Round 2: What should we do to keep our best and brightest? Round 3: Having Trouble Sleeping? The VA will give you money to do a sleep study! Round 4: Interview with Jack Murphy Round 5: Grounding of air crafts ... SNAKES ON A PLANE!


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Nov 05, 2021
How We'll Lose The Biggest War To China
01:45:21

Round 1: Huge news out of Philly that Chaps could not agree with more! Round 2: OPSEC: Chaps saw an interview last night that has my radar on my highest alert. We are getting farmed silly! Round 3: The Army doesnt want your body to hurt. I wish the Marine Corps felt that way because my (Chaps') body is an absolute wreck. Round 4: Generals are admitting that advances in China have caught them off guard. Round 5: Cons sat down with Dr Amishi Jha to discuss a different approach to mental health focus to understand that Attention is the one driving our mental cars


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Nov 02, 2021
Jon Gruden and Clouds of Emails and Booze
01:07:20

IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY ROUND 1: Is it another Rocky movie or did a boxer fight a bear in Russia & live to tell the tale? ROUND 2: We need the Space Force now more than ever - a giant cloud of alcohol has been found floating outside our solar system ROUND 3: The Gruden Effect - WATCH WHAT YOU PUT IN Emails ROUND 4: Military/Veteran benefits you might not have known about! ROUND 5: Update the safety brief. A fella decided he would have revenge on a pit viper. Not a good idea


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Oct 29, 2021
Spanish King Slings Dingaling
01:08:26

Six Rounds In The Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: a man was hit with some FOD while in his backyard. What kinda FOD? Well, it comes from someone else’s backyard. Round 2: Are hippos people? Actually, yes. Round 3: The Baldwin Situation Round 4: I wish a mother fucker would moment of the week goes to a former Marine who stopped a would-be armed robber Round 5: New consequences dropped like a shoe release. The Marine Corps is ready to slap them dicks OR FLAPS for refusing to vaccine goof. Round 6: The King of Spain is fucking horny


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Oct 26, 2021
Scramble The Jets / Unscramble The Porn
01:13:51

Round 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military. Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn. Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad. Round 5: An episode of Shark Tank, but for fixing problems in the military? Welcome to Dragon’s Lair 2021


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Oct 22, 2021
Russia/America Alien Treaty
00:59:45

Round 1: A cougar went into the barracks and caused a big ole stir. We aint talkin about Jill Biden either, folks. Round 2: Last week we talked about gate guards and all the terrible things they have to do on a daily basis. I think they took it too far because some Air Force MPs destroyed a car by deploying the emergency barriers which seems like a really fun time. Round 3: It’s strange when we hear senior leaders making sense especially when that sense involves making junior folks train less. Round 4: Australia is putting the United States to shame as far as vaccines go. The latest news from Australia’s medical frontlines will be a real bear for everyone involved. Round 5: A Russian President and American President once set aside their differences and agreed to be allies if needed against a common enemy. Aliens. - This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/zero - Go to BlackRifleCoffee.com/ZERO and use code ZERO today and get the freshest coffee in America shipped to you! - Go to getroman.com/ZERO you can get your first month of Swipes for just $5, when you choose a monthly plan. That’s getroman.com/ZERO - To learn more about the exciting new SimpliSafe Wireless Outdoor Security Camera, visit simplisafe.com/zero


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Oct 19, 2021
Don't Hack My CAC
01:10:02

We've got 5 rounds in the Magazine! ROUND 1: Honey, North Korea is having a WEEK. Viral videos, a guy in a human canon ball suit, and chirping at the US. ROUND 2: A Lesson in how not to take accountability comes to us from the governor of Missouri ROUND 3: Unacceptable: An errant U.S. drone strike killed 10 members of their family. They’re still awaiting compensation ROUND 4: MP interactions ROUND 5: I’m not ashamed to say it, I once had a very small, thin CAC. In fact a lot of us did. Even Kate. But the military might finally be getting rid of them.


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Oct 15, 2021
The Chaps and Kate Show
00:50:22

Round 1: Couple tries to sell some nuclear secrets to a "foreign agent" Round 2: Attack Submarine, USS Connecticut suffers underwater collision with a mystery object Round 3: Mailbag with ZBT! Round 4: General Ray Odierno passes away.


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Oct 12, 2021
Court Martial Urban Meyer
00:55:52

The squad kicks off the show with a little Urban Meyer talk! Then we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: The US Navy has lost control of one of its warships well, actually they lost control of the FB page for one of its warships thanks to an internet game ROUND 2: Mother left the UK with her kids to join ISIS would like to come home now while giving assurance that shes never seen a beheading which is cool. ROUND 3: Marines have reversed an old decision about allowing religious headwear while in uniform. ROUND 4: The term military grade is all over the place. But, what does it mean? We asked and you answered.


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Oct 08, 2021
Facebook Compromised OPSEC
01:02:15

ROUND 1: A wanna-be ninja with a sword attacked an Army special ops unit in California in the middle of the night, hopefully he didn’t know MCMAP ROUND 2: Inside the office of a one-star Army general that 100% of soldiers rated ‘hostile’ ROUND 3: Are you over the age of 50 and get a majority of your news from Facebook? Stop that and listen up because the house that Zuckerberg built is in disarray ROUND 4: Fat Leaonard is going to give us the skinny in an upcoming tell-all podcast. Sex, drugs, bribery? Spill those beans, fattie. ROUND 5: Welp, we’re going broke (again). Could MINTING A TRILLION DOLLAR COIN save us?? ROUND 6: NERD ALERT! The British Army has extinguished the smoking lamp


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Oct 05, 2021
Lt Col Stuart Scheller
00:55:13

We've got 4 Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: longtime stoolie Shakira was involved in a wild boar attack. Head on a swivel, folks. Round 2: In a story fit for Netflix, a former Army Ranger faces extradition to the Netherlands where he is wanted for being a hitman that killed a German businessman. Round 3: The Taliban is sick and tired of their boots acting like nasty little turds. Round 4: The Chairman of the joint chiefs went before both houses of congress this week, it was an absolute shitshow.


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Oct 01, 2021
The Ocean's Apex Predator
01:09:03

Round 1: Killer whales man. They’ll get ya. Chaps goes down an insane rabbit hole on these wild creatures. Big respect. Plus Kate went down a rabbit hole & has a whale of a tale about TJ Maxx Ceramics Round 2: Marines Row across the entire atlantic ocean. HARDDDOOOOOOO Round 3: The CIA reportedly was ready to do a little assassination goofin by taking out the Wikileaks founder Round 4: The person who shot Reagan gets an unconditional release


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Sep 28, 2021
Dishonorable Discharge Is A Double Entendre
01:01:11

ROUND 1: A former guerrilla fighter, convicted drug trafficker & biological father of at least 50 kids also became the world’s oldest professional soccer player this week. The real kicker? He’s the Vice President of Suriname. ROUND 2: Ahh the Bactrian Treasure… Ancient artifacts of gold & gems considered Afghanistan’s most important & valuable… but where is it now?! ROUND 3: Remember fallen tech superstar Elizabeth Holmes & her fake deep voice & her Steve Jobs all black outfits & her fraudulent startup, Theranos? That was weird. Remember how Former Defense Secretary James Mattis was on the company’s board? That was weird, too. This week he’s testifying in court & sharing how he was duped! ROUND 4: Biden opposes honorable discharges for troops who refuse vaccine ROUND 5: Siiiick Calllllllll! Man ejaculates from anus but waits 2 years for medical help


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Sep 24, 2021
Oh Sh*t It's DADT Boi Waddup
01:12:59

ROUND 1: Marines go viral for gettin’ wet in their whites ... while returning from funeral duty. ROUND 2: Homeless veterans are making a statement as they grow a tent city called ‘veterans row’ outside of the Los Angeles VA, complete with a resident rank structure ROUND 3: About damn time - LGBT vets with other than honorable discharges will get VA benefits under new a plan dropping on the 10th anniversary of the repeal of DADT ROUND 4: China’s military has a morale problem, which is shocking because gee it sure seems fun to be them Interview with Patrick Murphy (36:22:00) ROUND 5: Afghanistan Updates


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Sep 21, 2021
Milley Commits Treason?
01:49:16

Round 1: Would you fuck a robot? Round 2: Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus even when The National Guard are the drivers like they are in Massachusetts Round 3: General Milley is back in the news again and you gotta think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is fucking sick of that. Round 4: I got to sit down with the author of the Afghanistan Papers. We talked about everything from the withdrawal to the lack of accountability. Round 5: In an incredible turn of events, turns out you can potty train a cow!


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Sep 17, 2021
New Coup Goofin'!
00:57:53

Round 1: Propaganda is my favorite. Round 2: Acrobatic squirrels may hold the key to better jumping robots in Army-funded research Round 3: Update the safety brief. The Latvian military conducted some realistic training out in town over the weekend … the problem is that they didnt tell the town they were doing an exercise Round 4: New coup goofin in Guinea after some Green Berets accidentally helped oust a president


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Sep 14, 2021
20 Years
01:27:39

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The national debt ceiling will be reached in October. With the military as the biggest eater of money, we have some ideas on how to cut the mil budget without impacting readiness. ROUND 2: Alcohol ban on the border for National Guard following string of incidents which the troops wont mind because theres plenty of things to do in the middle of the nowhere when it’s 100 degrees outside. It’s fine. Dont worry about them at all. ROUND 3: “All available boats, this is the United States Coast Guard….”That’s how the message began on September 11th, 20 years ago this coming Saturday. From there an unprecedented rescue mission began in Manhattan. ROUND 4: Afghanistan updates


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Sep 09, 2021
Taliban Using US Helicopters
01:28:03

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We need some levity, so in this round we've got some eex crazed spiders in Ireland that will go zero to sixty(nine) in no time, bite you, and then bang each other’s brains out. Which will lead us to our weekend safety brief. ROUND 2: Plain and simple, it's a FART STORY ROUND 3: Afghanistan updates ROUND 4: The saga of a congressman from Oklahoma named Markwayne Mullin. That’s right, Markwayne. And he went John Wayne on everyone’s ass & traveled rogue to Afghanistan… or at least he tried to. Bonus Interview with a Airforce Pilot


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Sep 03, 2021
To The Fallen - ZBT #384
00:57:13

This episode is in tribute to the fallen.


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Aug 31, 2021
A Tragedy In Kabul - ZBT #383
00:56:39

A Tragedy has occurred in Kabul. Uncle Chaps opens with a message. We then go into an interview with Chris Davis.


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Aug 27, 2021
Digital Dunkirk and Rescuing Zak - ZBT #382
02:01:10

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: Feels like we do this story annually with each of the service academies, but 18 have been expelled from the Naval Academy after cheating on a Physics exam so Kate has a little quiz for us ROUND 2: As a former dog handler Chaps has a BONE TO PICK with former governor Cuomo and it ain’t a Nylabone folks! ROUND 3: Afghanistan update - quick overview & touch on a few viral posts ROUND 4: Interviews: - (38:42:02) - Dan Lamothe - (01:11:16:02) - @killzone


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Aug 24, 2021
Taliban Public Relations? - ZBT #381
01:25:19

4 Rounds In The Magazine: ROUND 1: The Taliban has a PR Team?! Afghanistan update. Duh. We’ll talk about everything from the cowardly former president fleeing to a group of witches ready to wage spiritual witchcraft. ROUND 2: A Haitian American soldier who once went viral at West Point graduation is back in the spotlight for good reason ROUND 3: Victory for... PETA? Cobra blood is now off the menu for Marines training in operation Cobra Gold ROUND 4: VetBro Hardo RoundUp: We pit two annoying groups against each other to decide who is more annoying based off the comments section. This week it’s “Kuwait’s Not A Deployment” VS “Ponytails?! In The Military?!” FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30


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Aug 20, 2021
Our Worst Fears For Afghanistan Realized - ZBT #380
00:56:09

Nearly two decades after the U.S. invaded Afghanistan, the nation's capital fell back under Taliban control. The ZBT squad sat down to record this episode and talk about the events that transpired and President Biden's speech to address the Nation. To quote Chaps, "It was emotional, all over the place, and raw ... and that's okay." FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30


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Aug 16, 2021
Taliban Surges In Afghanistan - ZBT #379
01:03:55

Four Rounds in the magazine .. ROUND 1: Chaps sat down with Big Cat & Large this week to share something deeply personal regarding his family and he has some more thoughts to share. ROUND 2: The Air Force is allowing hands in pockets, folks, and you better believe Kate has a genuinely terrible Alanis Morissette cover song about it ROUND 3: Speaking of hands in pockets, we asked, “What was the pettiest thing you ever got yelled at for?”, and indeed the reasons you gave were petty as shitty. ROUND 4: Checking in on Afghanistan & it looks like, holy shit… the withdraw worked. Just kidding, it's a mess! Find ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30


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Aug 13, 2021
Mandatory Vaccinations For The Troops? - ZBT #378
00:58:46

4 Rounds In The Magazine! ROUND 1: VOICE DISRUPTOR ... Details on what this is to come! ROUND 2: NEW DETAILS IN USS BONHOMME RICHARD - INSIDE JOB + FIREFIGHTING EQUIPMENT WAS SABOTAGED BEFOREHAND ROUND 3: MANDATORY VACCINATIONS FOR THE TROOPS? IT’S LOOKING LIKE IT & EXPERTS (COMMENTERS ON OUR INSTAGRAM) ARE WEIGHING IN ROUND 4: (37:07:32) INTERVIEW w/ MMA LEGEND, RANDY "THE NATURAL" COUTURE!


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Aug 05, 2021
The Worst Hardos On The Internet - ZBT #377
01:43:14

4 Rounds In The Magazine: ROUND 1: USA, USA! Kate’s got the skinny on all the active duty military Olympians & Paralympians competing over in Tokyo. Spoiler alert, the Air Force speed-walking team & Navy ribbon dancing squad are thee talk of the village this year ROUND 2: A British military tank commander is in hot water for putting national security at risk over the details of a video game. Tank hardos.. Almost as bad as BBQ hardos. ROUND 3: Speaking of war games, turns out the US sucks at them big time & we recently lost one so badly the joint chiefs are overhauling our entire war strategy ROUND 4: (01:37:09) Chaps sat down with a Marine Corps major who spent the last few years at the Naval Academy and is currently at the War College. He blew me away which doesnt happen often.


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Jul 29, 2021
Veteran Coffee Wars - ZBT #376
01:59:11

5 Rounds In The Magazine: ROUND 1: If the National Guard tries to make eye contact with you avoid them at all costs… they are going big time BROKE & will probably try to ask you to borrow a $20 ROUND 2: Breaking Bad, but make those tighty whities camo instead… we’ve got an Air Force Walter White who got caught selling an AK47 and meth…. Not great! ROUND 3: The story of ‘The 10,000 meter thriller’ and no we’re not talking about Buzz Aldrin’s penis. It’s the story of a young Devil Dog who became an unlikely champion in the ‘64 Olympics! ROUND 4: Interpreters are in the news big time. Kate got to speak to two sides of those COIN operations. One from a local commander who served with Interpreters and from a congressman who is trying to right this wrong. INTERVIEW TIMESTAMPS: (37:37:21) - Rep. Mike Waltz (50:31:12) - Former Army Captain Sayre Payne ROUND 5: (01:18:59:23) We speak with founder of Team RWB, LTC Mike Erwin, about how his former soldiers not allowing him to get soft sparked a movement in the veteran community. SAVED ROUNDS to close out the show! Find ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30


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Jul 22, 2021
ZBT Probes Alien Expert - ZBT #375
01:30:29

FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30 Five Rounds In The Magazine: Round 1: A down on his luck Air Force veteran got his vaccine shot & got more than a boost to his immunity Round 2: Our friends in New Zealand pulled off an insane rescue of an American in Antarctica Round 3: Secretary Austin talked about the future of artificial intelligence in the military and it’s absolutely wild. Round 4: Kate and Chaps interviewed UFO expert Ben Hansen about the national security implications of the DoD’s UFO report .... and we also asked about anal probes because duh! Round 5: A British Airman crashed through a roof in California!


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Jul 15, 2021
The War In Afghanistan Is Over. What Happens Now? - ZBT #374
01:02:28

Find ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30 We've got 3 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The Afghanistan War appears to officially be over. We’ve all aged a ton while it’s gone on and if we want to stop aging, science suggests that Connor get castrated. We talk about it ... all of it. ROUND 2: This round is easily one of THE MOST INSANE stories we’ve ever shared. It involves a Lt. Col and several wives, lies about deployments, and a cheating scandal. JUICY! ROUND 3: Leaving Bagram and all the things left behind


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Jul 08, 2021
Facts Of The 4th - ZBT #373
01:29:18

FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30 ROUND 1: The UK’s Ministry of Defense is scratching its head & looking for answers after classified documents were found at bus stop ROUND 2: CWO Bobby Motherfuckin’ Yarbrough is back & lowcrawling through the comments, sniping the haters on a Pride Month post ROUND 3: Malaysia's Prime Minister And Longtime Stoolie Muhyiddin Yassin Has Been Hospitalized Following A Case of Diarrhea The Likes Of Which Have Never Been Seen And Also Kate Wants To Talk About Diarrhea Too Bc She Had It Really Bad This Morning ROUND 4: (34:20:06) Cons sat down with the two veterans behind the popular Instagram page, Veteran With A Sign, to talk their origin and where they get all that damn cardboard ROUND 5: WE’VE GOT 15 FOURTH OF JULY FACTS THAT KATE FOUND ON A WEBSITE FOR A COLLEGE SHE HAD NEVER PREVIOUSLY HEARD OF SO YOU KNOW THESE ARE FACTUAL AND GOOD!!!


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Jul 01, 2021
Rear Naked Chokes And Skydives - ZBT #372
01:31:32

FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30 Round 1: 82nd Airborne has some serious ground to catch thanks to a Nebraska man who makes the elite unit look like little babies all swaddled up and ready for nap! Round 2: United Airlines CEO wants to cry into his first-class warmed napkin because the military cant produce enough pilots for them to hire away. Round 3: Fuck around and find out. The Phillipines president will break your ass down shotgun style and give you a bolt bore check if you dont get the vaccine. Round 4: (00:46:52) Chaps sat down with two MMA fighters. One is a Marine (Liz Carmouche) who was the first ever woman to fight in the UFC octagon and the other is a Minnesota reservist (Tim Johnson) who is fighting for the heavy weight championship of the world. Round 5: Surprise Round for Kate and Cons with no prep and they have no idea what the subject is!


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Jun 24, 2021
Dolphin Bird Robots - ZBT #371
01:02:55

FIND ZBT: https://linktr.ee/ZeroBlog30 Four Rounds in the Magazine!!! Round 1: A Vet saved a cat born with a defect so severe that it’ll make you cry when you hear about it. Round 2: Guess that Rank: USAA denied a claim of an active duty Mariner whose government housing was flooded. It was 14000 dollars worth of damage. Round 3: We are about to have hybrid drones which will kill you on land or sea! Round 4: Grandparents are weird. What they eat is even weirder.


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Jun 17, 2021
The Cicadas Are Coming - ZBT #370
01:16:09

FIVE ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE: ROUND 1: Politics can be contentious from time to time but we can all understand taking a big ole nasty dump on your neighbors porch if the situation warrants it! ROUND 2: The dumbest guy in congress might have an idea thats worth exploring regarding the moon. ROUND 3: A swarm of cicadas shut down an entire Presidential flight. Not bad for a group that hasn’t had any practice for 17 years ROUND 4: The Air Force’s last surviving prisoner of war has retired after 33 years ROUND 5: Military drinks segments


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Jun 10, 2021
Call The Woke Hotline - ZBT #369
01:06:32

We have FIVE rounds in the magazine!!! ROUND 1: Imagine you’re a Bulgarian olive oil worker happily doing your job when suddenly US Special forces come barging in. Is your country under attack, or is one of their Lt’s just a little lost? ROUND 2: An ISIS wannabe was about to head overseas to be a badass “machine gunner” and a “beheader”... until he was turned in by “his momma” Round 3: Nothing says serious business like a whistle blower hotline set up by Dan Crenshaw and Tom Cotton. They set up a hotline about sexual assault, sexual harrasment, and hazing. Just kidding. It’s about being too woke. A hotline for wokeness. The troops responded in a way that only troops could. ROUND 4: BADASS OF THE WEEK: Florida boy swims an hour through gator infested waters to save family, no - it wasn’t Chaps. ROUND 5: Worst things to buy as an adult


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Jun 03, 2021
Rubbin' Is Racing - ZBT #368
01:12:23

Memorial Day Weekend Episode ROUND 1: What do you get when you combine the military with dancing? THAT’S RIGHT - BREAKDANCE FIGHTING. And we’ve got a Staff Sgt. in the National Guard who might be taking that skill to the Olympics ROUND 2: What would you do if the contents of your entire house went missing?? That’s what happened to one military family when the moving truck carrying all their belongings got stolen, and this isn’t the first time it’s happened! ROUND 3: Wooo-eyyy! RUBBIN’ IS RACING folks (Cons & Kate: Raise hell, praise Dale!) and we’ve got a ZBT / NASCAR collab down in Charlotte this weekend that we can’t wait to tell you about. You don’t wanna miss our interview with military veteran & mulletted driver Keith McGee. ROUND 4: Reading of names & stories from the DMs / Letter to Josh!


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May 28, 2021
Jurassic Safety Brief - ZBT #367
01:27:33

Round 1: Update the safety brief. DO NOT CLIMB INSIDE DINOSAUR STATUES Spain: Missing man's body found 'inside dinosaur statue,' police calls it accidental death (republicworld.com) Round 2: Belarus is losing their fucking minds. They stopped a dude for having a bomb on his plane but it turns out he didnt actually have a bomb on his plane. Belarus accused of 'hijacking' plane, provoking outrage in the West (cnbc.com) Round 3: Lawmakers are shocked at the condition of the barracks across the military. Uhhh… Have you guys never seen forever? When were the conditions good? Round 4: The Army turned off comments on their new recruiting video… yeah… the one that the Junior Senator from Texas is talking/crying about Round 5: I sat down with Sebastian Junger about his new book and he told me about the time he nearly died. Very unexpected but I handled it with great aplomb. Round 6: Wake up, bitch. You’ve got Firewatch!


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May 25, 2021
The Joke Heard 'Round The Internet - ZBT #366
00:52:25

Four Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: If you’re active duty, has big brother been spying on your social media accounts?! Do they know you said something a liiiittle sexist back in 2011 or that you’ve been active on the r/LongBoobs reddit?!? ROUND 2: Crickets for Biden? And no we’re not talking about a new White House family pet … ROUND 3: Ah, Port o potty art, specifically of the phallic sort, a rare bastion of self expression in the military, and we’ve got the story of a veteran & artist who’s turning that medium into a living ROUND 4: BADASS OF THE WEEK


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May 21, 2021
The Kate Rises - ZBT #365
01:04:05

Four Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: We've got beach bod tips from the arctic! Round 2: Pre-Boot Camp Boot Camp? Huh??? Round 3: Birth control glasses for all! Round 4: Some new night vision goggles + a related bonus idea from Cons


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May 18, 2021
Not So Final Jeopardy! - ZBT #364
00:53:33

FOUR ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE! Round 1: Time to update the Annual Training for OPSEC. Some boot at a power plant got phished like he was the subject of an Ernest Hemingway novel! Round 2: That Checks Out: anti-vaxxers are back at it again but this time in a way that no one would expect Round 3: Commanders, update your safety brief if youre traveling to russia. A little casual nuclear reactor vodka is on the way. Round 4: A beautiful beluga whale is possibly the first ever whale refugee after it swam to norway from Russia.


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May 14, 2021
Bee Keepin' It Real - ZBT #363
01:44:25

WE HAVE FOUR ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE! Round 1: French Pilot gets tied to a post while fighter pilots fired around him just for some good ol' hazing and goofin' Round 2: Bartender goes full ass Karen on some soldiers over a fake ID that was in fact very real. Rough N' Rowdy in the future?! Round 3: Chaps interviews a Bee Keeper in a new series that highlights non-military jobs that are also pretty darn dangerous! Round 4: Must Watch! Round Table Discussion from the early 90s - Active Duty vs. Reporters talking about War Reporting!


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May 11, 2021
School Bus Hijacking
01:07:49

Round 1: Time to update the safety brief. DO NOT EAT RAW ROTTEN MEAT SO THAT YOU GET HIGH FROM RAW MEAT ROTTEN MEAT Round 2: A persnickety bride left her would-be husband at the altar for a reason all soldiers would find very unfair. Round 3: An Army recruit is in hot water and the brig after a grand theft auto-inspired morning where he hijacked a bus filled with children while armed…. Round 4: Between Jeopardy and talking to Sebastian Junger this week, Ive been thinking about living in a movie. Which movie? Well, you'll have to wait for round 4!


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May 07, 2021
Osama Bin Dead For 10 Years
01:03:05

Round 1: Good initiative/ Bad Judgment strikes again but this time involving some beloved McDonalds hamburgers. Round 2: Kate’s diet has been the topic of conversation lately. Her choice might wanna make you die a little bit which leads us to the story for round number 2! Round 3: Our British friends might be able to hug each other again. Neat! Round 4: Bin Laden has been dead as a doornail for 10 years. The new article in Politco made me drop my jaw


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May 04, 2021
Nipple Biting Polish Strippers
01:08:25

Round 1: Kate is back (at least for this episode). She’s still on leave but we are learning how her significant other can help her via a book for military spouses. It’s something special. There’s no doubt about that. Round 2: Each unit has a motivator whose job it is to get the people going. One Army specialist did not fail his task this week. Round 3: An army major was drugged and bitten at a Polish strip club and apparently thats a problem for the soft ass military smh. Round 4: livin in a cave for 40 days? French HARDDOOOOOS!


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Apr 30, 2021
Beefin With Biden - ZBT #359
01:02:54

Today, on a loaded show, we have 5 rounds in the magazine: Round 1: We have a big ole beef with Joe Biden. Round 2: Astronauts are back at it again with their demands for fancy boy frenchie food and the softies in charge let them have a little luxury in space. Sad Round 3: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that the DoD is back at it again with their weirdo ways of promoting sexual assault prevention. Round 4: Talkin jobs for when you get out. Round 5: The Russians are attacking Lithuania and arent holding back.


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Apr 27, 2021
Zero Blog 30 War Room - ZBT #358
01:00:58

No Rounds today, it's just your standard "Hey who would my NFL team take in the draft if they needed military equipment or personnel?" type of show. You know. The usual!


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Apr 23, 2021
Still No Helicopters on Mars - ZBT #357
00:51:13

Round 1: The life of a farmer in Wales makes all of us look like big ole pussies! Round 2: The Air Force is not gonna let folks have beards because they are big ole sticks in the mud. Round 3: A helicopter took flight on Mars according to reports. I have some serious doubts. Round 4: A woman has shot breast milk out of her armpit. More like armtit if you ask me


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Apr 20, 2021
Hatchet Weilding Perverts - ZBT #356
01:14:34

Round 1: Yeah. It’s time to admit it. I’m jealous of Air Force Pilots. Round 2: Navy officer gets disciplined for acting like a navy officer and thumbing his nose at the lowly enlisted vagabonds. Round 3: Love is in the air. I have unearthed a treasure trove of beautiful, beautiful letters from the front lines of a non-disclosed combat tour. It’s not soft to get hard about your love Round 4: An Army Staff Sergeant Captain was caught on tape bullying the shit out of a smaller fella. He went from neighborhood captain america to the Gob Bluth “I’ve made a huge mistake” meme in an instant that involved over 2 million views just on twitter. Round 5: The Macarena is basically a song about Jodie..


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Apr 16, 2021
The Gang Fixes Every Military Problem Ever - ZBT #355
01:27:33

Round 1 (12:44:76): Wrong or Right? We are gonna see if the actions of one husband are punishable under the UCMJ. Round 2 (22:39:33): That burnt up ship with the Frenchy Name is getting decommissioned. Sad. Round 3 (28:32:94): Fuck around and find out. India sent the strongest of messages to tourists caught breaking coronavirus rules. Death? Possibly worse. Round 4 (42:32:97): Cons sat down with Navy Seal, Chris Pellitier, who took an unconventional path to the Navy and an even more unconventional path after. Spoiler: he didn’t write a book.


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Apr 13, 2021
Big Cat Joins The Military (Podcast) - ZBT #354
00:46:23

Big Cat joins us to co-host and answer your military questions. We play "military or not" for inventions, get his favorite military movies, and have him place the branches on Mt Rushmore, sorry Air Force!


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Apr 09, 2021
Honeymooning With ISIS Is Not Fun - ZBT #353
01:00:42

Round 1 (10:49:53): Cons got engaged recently and I’d bet responsibly on the Barstool Sports Book that, unlike a lovely couple from New York, he’s not gonna try to sail on the open seas until he join ISIS. Round 2 (19:09:35): You’ll never guess how many dicks a baby in Iraq has! Round 3 (28:36:83): I can’t tell you what round 3 is but let me just say, this story is the most hubris I’ve ever seen in print. Ever. Round 4 (35:12:41): There’s certain animals you cannot admit that you’ve been attacked by. A fella down under didn’t abide by that rule so now I’m gonna make fun of him for about 7 minutes. Round 5 (39:12:54): Update the safety brief. Some fellas- once again down under - were doin a little sex goofin but things went a little awry with a machete as they are prone to do..


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Apr 06, 2021
Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini Talks Jobs, Leadership, And Interviewing Veterans - ZBT #352
01:12:57

We welcomed on our boss and the Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini. She talked about how she views leadership, what she has seen interviewing military veterans, and general advice for all job seekers. It is a great interview, and a great episode as we approach the summer season where MANY of our active duty listeners will be transitioning out of the military!


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Apr 02, 2021
ZBT #351: Woody Williams Interview Replay and Ask ZBT!
01:15:29

Round 1 (06:21:19:: There was trouble on the high seas but it wasn’t because of our beloved Navy/Coast Guard. Many people are saying it was your daddy that caused the Evergreen to get stuck but it could have been our mummies! Round 2 (19:11:97): On Friday’s show, we told you about a delusional old fuck who pulled weapons on National Guard Members so that they couldnt transport the COVID vaccine. Now, some fellas in Maine went basically the entire other direction. Round 3 (24:39:40): The military should use a method taken advantage of by a mechanic shop in Georgia when they paid a shitbag employee in pennies. Round 4 (30:01:51): Ask ZBT! Round 5 (40:02:38): 76 years ago this week, the Marines defeated the Japanese on Iwo. In a new ZBT tradition, we’re gonna hear from the last living Marine awarded the Medal of Honor during WW2..


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Mar 30, 2021
ZBT #350: Live Episode Shenanigans
01:15:20

ROUND 1 (11:15:90): Guard Troops ambushed in Texas, held at gunpoint ROUND 2 (27:27:85): Not since the Axis powers have we seen such an unholy alliance as what is coming from the Pepsi and Peeps factories. This is an abomination to the Lord on EASTER no less!!! ROUND 3 (36:43:42): Like a longtime boyfriend who can’t take the next step, President Biden refuses to commit….to leaving Afghanistan by May 1st -YouTube live cut right here- ROUND 4 (45:53:39): Hand salute. Ready TO freak out because VP Harris failed to salute the Marines before boarding Air Force Two and people were wildly offended but ARE NOT SNOW FLAKES! ROUND 5 (55:28:34): It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission especially in the world of memes. The DoD wanted to go full blown Vindog on some Russian hackers but it took 22 days to launch the first meme and it wasnt even a live action meme or a targeted meme..


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Mar 26, 2021
ZBT #349: Kate Had A Baby!
01:04:36

Round 1 (10:03:06): Kate has officially given birth so she’s gonna be out for a while. Fret not because now that shes not here, we can talk about dicks more and thats EXACTLY what we are gonna do! Round 2 (19:47:43): It’s once again time to update the safety brief. A father in San Diego is arrested after bringing his two year old daughter into the elephant area and nearly getting his shit caved in. Round 3 (33:00:51): The Green Berets are being sent on a new mission to take on some pieces of shit who were recently given the terrorist designation and they big time deserve to be treated like Rocko in Boondock Saints. “We should kill everyone.” Round 4 (44:07:58): We hated the events of January 6th as much as anyone. A Marine turned congressman has some ideas for those veterans that were involved with storming the capitol..


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Mar 22, 2021
ZBT #348: Army Food Getting Fancy?
01:37:32

Round 1 (10:59:45): It’s always cocktail szn Mar-a-Lago but one disgruntled veteran tossed some smoke bomb cocktails at the resort because they were upset about the stimulus checks????? Round 2 (17:04:28): Snake it until you make it they said. Don’t be a dirty little rat they said. They didn’t say anything about dropping 2k mice from a plane to eat snakes though. Wonder why. Round 3 (28:42:22): The Army is trying to become the Air Force. Cons has some explaining to do if he’s not in a food coma after eating at a warrior restaurant. Round 4 (44:23:18): I fucking hate DFAS Round 5 (50:25:56): "I wish a mother fucker would” makes its return to the podcast because an Army Ranger stopped a shotgun carrying thief during a casual Sunday brunch. Round 6 (58:52:37): I sat down with a navy doctor who was on the ground for the bloodiest battle in the Iraq war. Dr. Wilkes tells me about what it was like for him and why he wrote Code Red Fallujah..


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Mar 19, 2021
ZBT #347: Ukraine Now Has Only 34 MiG-29s...Ooops
01:09:30

ROUND 1 (16:05:78): Looks like the Arrive Alive card needs to go international after a drunk Ukrainian Air Force officer smashed his Volkswagen into a MiG-29 fighter ROUND 2 (25:39:85): Veteran lived in a concessions stand for 3 years at Philly’s Veterans Stadium and no,,, it wasn’t Kate ROUND 3 (35:47:52): 4 soldiers shoveled 1.6 million pounds of sand to build a HESCO barrier fortress, and they weren’t in trouble or something, they did it on their own free will??? ROUND 4 (44:42:96): Dictionary.com just added 600 new words to the English language vocabulary. Kate has a test for the guys on the newest crop in their military category. ROUND 5 (51:47:11): A retired 2-Star General opens up about mental health issues that ended his career.


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Mar 16, 2021
ZBT #346: Tucker Carlson, Bears Eating Butts, And Cons vs Kate
01:08:54

Round 1 (08:21:79): Tucker Carlson sucks Round 2 (19:44:63): A sommelier taste tests various energy drinks and if he shits on Rip Its, he can join Tucker on firewatch. Round 3 (39:28:30): In a little bit of a safety brief, we need to remind you that bears love eating ass. Round 4 (46:56:92): Bed bugs on a submarine. Round 5 (55:21:51): I have a little contest for Cons and Kate. It will be a little bit of an enlisted vs officer showdown!


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Mar 12, 2021
ZBT #345: Military Facts + Marine Corps Mails A Woman Pee
01:06:56

ROUND 1 (12:25): The Marine Corps sent a group of special packages to the wrong address & the recipient was shocked to find… URINE. Sounds like a leader at 11th Marines Regiment might be a little PISSED off when they realize a full day’s worth of pee tests is wasted. ROUND 2 (27:50): On a recent episode we talked about Congressman Adam Kinzinger’s family beefing with him over politics, but honey, that’s got nothing on Hitler’s nephew who went & blackmailed him & then joined the US Navy… Historical Drrrr-amaaaa! ROUND 3 (37:51): Spring is fast approachin’ and with it, plans for... an Air Force C-130 raid near Salt Lake City? Kate: Whoa, what’s the buzzzzzzzzzzz about that? Chaps: Well I’m itchin’ to tell ya & the answer won’t bug you if you hate mosquitos, that’s for sure ::hearty, cornball laughs:: ROUND 4 (46:13): Military ‘Snapple Cap Facts’ that you can spout off at the bar. It’ll impress folks almost as much as slapping down a shiny, new challenge coin!!!


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Mar 09, 2021
ZBT #344: National Guard Soldiers in DC Eating Worms And Metal Shavings
00:50:49

Round 1 (8:13): National Guard soldiers were sickened after eating food with worms & metal shavings. On Wednesday I went scorched earth in order to make a point on social media. There’s some stuff I regret about it and some stuff I certainly do not. Round 2 (20:22): There’s an acronym to end all acronyms and we are only discussing this so we can hear Kate read it in the phonetic alphabet Round 3 (29:37): For round #3 ::huge yawn:: we’ve got ::big yawn:: Agh, sorry guys can’t keep my eyes open. Kate - Well that’s perfect my friend, bc round #3 is about sleep deprivation in the military! Round 4 (36:38): Bend over and let me see inside that brown starfish…. That’s not me talkin, folks. That’s China who don’t care about your vagina but need to swab that butt. This story is nuts Round 5 (40:38): THAI Navy Sailors saved cats off a sinking ship this week & the photos of those ripped fellas in the waters with kittens on their back will have your pussy wet!


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Mar 05, 2021
ZBT #343: Biden Bombs Syria
01:49:44

ROUND 1 (20:43): If there’s anything that gets a 50-something-year old peace time veteran riled the fuck up it’s Military women & fitness standards, so stretch out your keyboard warrior fingers, fellas, it’s back in the spotlight ROUND 2 (33:31): What better way to get you pumped for tax SZN than to tell you how the U.S. wasted Billions with a B on cars & buildings in Afghanistan that have all since been abandoned or destroyed; plus we share our own greatest money pits ROUND 3 (47:38): We had a chance to chat with Rep Adam Kinzinger who is making waves right now in the Republican party but spoiler alert, not in a bad way ROUND 4 (1:18:40): Biden has taken his first military action, and as we suspected it was not to accidentally get lost on Andrew’s Airforce Base looking for Air Force 1. There’s more of an airstrikes-in-Syria vibe to it. ROUND 5 (1:26:42): Younger troops are rejecting the COVID vaccine which leads us to ask… “Wait… what? What the heck? What the… we were allowed to reject stuff???"


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Mar 02, 2021
ZBT #342: Is the F-35 a Complete Failure + Best Military Insults
01:13:35

ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments. ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in Round 2. ROUND 3 (50:21): Is the F-35 officially a total failure or just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of military spending gone awry! ROUND 4 (56:14): Hey dum dum face, we’ve got some of the best Military insults headed your way. ROUND 5 (1:00): There was a sheep found in Australia that rivals my pubes after I left Iraq!


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Feb 26, 2021
ZBT #341: Navy/Coast Guard Turtle Rescues + New Mars Rover
01:01:46

ROUND 1 (15:07): What the… What the shell? What the sh… what the shell? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100 sea turtles down in Texas who were experiencing shell shock from the cold. ROUND 2 (21:25): A new rover landed on Mars and now we can see and hear what the planet is like. It is only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base. ROUND 3 (32:29): Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden’s dog for looking too mangy for the White House… You leave these goddamn dogs ALONE, Greg. ROUND 4 (42:25): This year marks the 75th anniversary of the Nuremberg convictions & what better way to showcase that than saying “Auf Wiedersehen, bitcc” to a Nazi found living in Tennessee. ROUND 5 (50:46): Chaps round special: men with THESE features are the best in bed!


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Feb 23, 2021
ZBT #340: 30 Taliban Die Making A Bomb + The Tale Of Kate's Car
01:23:54

ROUND 1 (27:46): Winter weather down south causes more than a dozen military bases to close, including the illustrious Fort Chaps ROUND 2 (41:01): A former Navy SEAL and Special Ops Commander who oversaw the raid to kill Bin Laden is writing a book… You might think “oh, reaaaal original”, but what if we told you it’s a children’s book…?! ROUND 3 (47:24): One of our allies has been in Afghanistan with us for 20 years now, but just announced they’ll be withdrawing the very last of their troops this May. I’ll give you a clue… “The Kiwis are knackered” New Zealand accent) ROUND 4 (54:32): Did you hear the one about the 30 Taliban extremists killed after a massive explosion during their bomb-making class? No? Weird, the story is really…. blowing up online. ROUND 5 (58:10): Russia is bragging about new flak jackets that will stop uh... .50 cal rounds… Sure Jan!!!


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Feb 19, 2021
ZBT #339: Worst Parts Of Military Jobs + Surviving Four Plane Crashes
01:15:44

Round 1 (6:04): Drama in your fam because of politics? The first story might make you feel a little bit better.. Former ZBT guest & congressman Adam Kinzinger is going through the wringer right now in the wake of the impeachment trial & my goodness does he have an annoying cousin. Round 2 (15:40): The perfect crime does exist and there’s an article about it in the Detroit Free Press. Round 3 (22:47): Ever crashed in a plane? Oh. You have? Ever crashed in a plane FOUR FUCKING TIMES and then fell in love? Interesting.We know someone who has. Round 4 (29:40): If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Round 5 (39:49): Every job has its pros & cons but we asked YOU about the worst part of your MOS and as per usual the answers did not disappoint Song at the end is a cover of Don't Think Twice It's Alright by Billy Strings!


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Feb 17, 2021
ZBT #338: The Green Weenie Dating Back To Roman Times
01:04:57

ROUND 1 (8:27): Navy Veteran & Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has passed away. His legacy isnt all buttholes and titties. ROUND 2 (26:49): Archaeologists have found a Roman soldier's pay stub & it’s safe to say some things in the military have always been the same... ROUND 3 (35:12): Firewatch. And maybe bomb watch. Explosives missing at 29 Palms ROUND 4 (39:18): Women arrive at MCRD for historic co-ed training and we’ve got some live audio of what’s going on over there + update on rules for new moms. ROUND 5 (44:57): Why hello fellow kewl teens, The US Ambassador to Vietnam is here to kick off your Friday with a totally rad rap song for the Lunar New Year and it is litty ROUND 6 (50:05): It’s no secret that US Presidents like to golf. Heck, Ike had a putting green installed in the Oval Office bathroom. We got an all new serpentine draft of the best activities for Presidents to do to relax!


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Feb 12, 2021
ZBT #337: Marines #1 in Hazing + Time Travel Goofin
01:02:05

Round 1 (11:08): A Woman sucking dick is the bravest story you’ll hear today. Round 2 (15:36): Our good pals, The Air Force Security Forces Defenders, have some explaining to do as some fella just snuck on base and was doin a little plane goofin on the flight line at Andrews. Round 3 (26:39): The Pentagon released the results of the first-ever service wide hazing data. It turns out the Space Force leads all branches in hazing reports. Ah, just kidding. It was the Marines. Round 4 (40:46): it’s time to update the safety brief: A woman used gorilla glue instead of hairspray in order to keep her hair down. Round 5 (48:03): It’s time to talk about time and space and how folks are attempting to bend time like beckham. Put on your scientists’ hats, baby girls. We’re going intergalactic!


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Feb 09, 2021
ZBT #336: China Wants Manly Men + Pregnant Military Women Troubles
01:11:37

ROUND 1 (10:27): China is sick and tired of their boys growing up to become pussies. So, they are sending out government sponsored ads. Do we need that? Hard to say. ROUND 2 (21:12): Coast Guard fixes the light at loneliest place in the world and we aren’t talkin about PFC Bren’s room in 2019. ROUND 3 (28:51): Moms in the military getting screwed just because they got laid and are having some babies. Being a mom shouldn’t end your career. Brave of us, right? Take note, Chinese men. ROUND 4 (40:50): In this round, we’ll talk some World War I. Monkey Meat. AIDs. And the Venn Diagram that connects them all. ROUND 5 (47:10): The New Sec Def is issuing a Department of Defense wide stand down over the threats of extremism in the ranks. As an example, a sailor put a fucking noose by the rack of a black sailor…. IN 2021! ROUND 6 (57:16): The Choir Recruit of the National Guard lifted spirits by lifting his voice in the world’s most echorific room!


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Feb 05, 2021
ZBT #335: $400 Million in Gold + Marine Veteran Beau Wise
01:16:29

Round 1 (6:17): Starting the show with a safety brief. Dont drink anti-freeze. I know it smells delicious. Still… dont do it. Round 2 (14:24): Nothing gets my blood pumping like a tale about gold in them there hills. The FBI might be doing something shady with 400 million dollars worth of Civil War Era gold. We’ll tell you about this story which sure as shit should be a movie. Round 3 (23:05): HUGE shoutout to the Chief of Staff of the Army. I FUCKING LOVE stories like this one. Round 4 (28:56): The air force has some new spray-on bandages that will help you heal like you’re Wolverine whatever that means. Round 5 (43:27): I sat down with the only person in the Afghanistan/Iraq wars to be given the title of Sole Survivor. Beau Wise joined the show to talk about his book Three Wise Men!


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Feb 02, 2021
ZBT #334: Sergeant Major of the Army Michael Grinston + Military MacGyvering
01:25:18

ROUND 1: A pilot out for joyride landed on a Royal Air Force base bc he ‘wanted to see the beach!” Now he owes them $5,000 ROUND 2: Have you or your fellow troops ever MacGyvered equipment to complete a mission? We asked, & you answered with things that are more “MacGroober level”, but impressive nonetheless. ROUND 3: One of the best feelings in the world? Cancelled plans. And 1,000 Marines in the freezing land of Norway are soaking up that feeling as we speak. ROUND 4: We sat down with the Sergeant Major of the Army, Michael Grinston, and he didn’t call Cons, “Sir” once. Suck on it Cons. We talked about the new Army regs on grooming and the overall culture in the Army today. Get your hair ties ready. ROUND 5: With new Presidents come new positions, so last week we gave you a rundown on the new head of Veteran’s Affairs, and this week we introduce you to ‘the flying 69’. (Kate - oh, GREAT position). Just kidding, but we’ll intro your new Secretary of Defense, retired 4-star Lloyd Austin!


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Jan 29, 2021
ZBT #333: National Guard Garage Goofin + Covid Sniffing Dogs
01:05:24

Round 1: People over the weekend were shitting down ole Senator Tom Cotton about his claim of being a ranger. Was that stolen valor or just a little ranger goofin. Round 2: in A doggie bag of sorts, the Miami Heat are bringing in detector dogs to smell for COVID. Will that work? Well, it’s hard to say. Round 3: Lots of changes are happening in the Oval. The British are upset about a statue and a beloved soft drink button has been removed. Will democracy survive? Round 4: National Guard troops were parked in the garage in the capitol and people were big mad about it. Round 5: What's the craziest thing someone you knew in uniform said or believed? I’ll come up with something better than my pals believing you could swim under Okinawa because the Island floated!


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Jan 26, 2021
ZBT #332: Army Soldier Conspiring With ISIS + Inauguration Goofin
01:06:21

ROUND 1: Inauguration / New President ROUND 2: Would you rather take a hit on your military record or pay a small fine? We’d like to bring back the olden days where that was an option. ROUND 3: Elon Musk shared 6 Rules of Productivity that shows a liiiiitle bit of a divide Between Military and Civilian Workplaces ROUND 4: The 30th anniversary or Desert Storm was this past week & we’ve got some fast facts & history ROUND 5: A U.S. service member has been arrested and charged in a plot to conspire with ISIS to conduct ambush attacks on his fellow soldiers!


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Jan 22, 2021
ZBT #331: Stolen Humvees + Military Questions and Answers
01:09:06

Round 1: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that a humvee was stolen. If you lost your humvee, what is a fair punishment? Add best answers from social in the morning Round 2: The message from the Puerto Rican commander of the national guard unit that is coming to DC was beyond motivating. If you wanna be inspired, stick around for round 2. Round 3: School Circle on us. We are gonna answer some more questions that the beloved troops have. Could be good advice. Could be bad advice. We’ll just have to see, I guess. It’ll probably be bad though. Stinks but that’s just a fact. Round 4: Big Balls OR FLAPS of the week goes to our Russian pal who was poisoned a few months ago. This dude is an absolute lunatic. Round 5: In a story that should be the poster child for good initiative but bad judgment, a former Army Soldier, lookin at you Cons, was arrested for inciting violence in… checks notes… no… this cant be… Tallahassee? What the fuck!


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Jan 19, 2021
ZBT #330: National Guard in DC + WWE Superstar, Marine Veteran Montez Ford
01:28:55

ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we need a palate cleanser from a sad topic - The Coast Guard recovered a stolen Tiki Hut Bar Boat & this thing is a BEAUT ROUND 4: Cons chatted with WWE Superstar Montez Ford about realizing his lifelong dream of being a pro wrestler but not before he stood on the yellow footprints on Parris Island ROUND 5: Safety Brief - don’t go injecting magic mushrooms directly into your veins this weekend. A man in Nebraska found this out the hard way when the ‘shrooms started growing in HIS VEINS and nearly killed him!


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Jan 15, 2021
ZBT #329: Parler Hacked and Grave Robbin' Goofin'
01:16:49

Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out. Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this shitty news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated! Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal. Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General who was demoted for an affair with 3 subordinates. Round 5: A couple fellas got caught grave goofin. Their explanation is just a touch weird. Song at the end is Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (Motown Style Cover) ft. Jennie Lena


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Jan 12, 2021
ZBT #328: Terrorists In The Capitol
01:11:05

ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates! ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman was punished for… wait for it… punished for - attempting suicide ROUND 4: Interesting facts about nipples because Kate still feels like this is a real heavy time & we just need a little nipple chat


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Jan 07, 2021
ZBT #327: 2021 Will Be The Horniest Year On Record
01:13:46

Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time? Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I wanna take us on a little audio journey and explore countries in alphabetical order. First up, Afghanistan. Round 4: Help us help you. We scoured the internet to find questions we could help young boots or salt dogs with. We wanna hear your stories though…. But for now, these will do!


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Jan 05, 2021
ZBT #326: What We Loved And Hated About This Year
01:06:21

Round 1: With Christmas over, we take a look back at what makes gift giving special. I think it’s a personal touch like giving someone their own leg that was amputated. That’d be nice. Round 2: Can eating a healthy person’s shit make you healthy? You’re unsure? So are scientists who are researching the power of poop. Round 3: A british cop has an unreal ability. He can recognize faces unlike most folks. Because of that, he’s basically been assigned firewatch forever. Round 4: President Trump issued some pardons right before Christmas and we are in full support of one of the pardons that is making waves. Round 5: A video of a fella using a flame thrower to clear his driveway of snow went viral this week. Our guy Woody Williams would be proud. But, that cant be the best weapon to clear snow. We’ll do a snake draft to decide. Round 6: We are going around the room to discuss our personal favorite moments from ZBT in 2020 and what we want to leave in the burn pit!


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Dec 30, 2020
ZBT #325: Massive Christmas Episode!
04:35:23

Presented by ArborTech Tools!!! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off and start doing something productive Round 1: Big weekend for the Space Force. Those adorable little bundles of joy got their nickname! It’s so cute! But, that’s not all. The first Space Force member got demoted! YAY! Round 2: A Ranger School Commander was relieved of his duties for yelling inappropriate and demeaning things at subordinates. We have the audio and boy is it a doozy. Round 3: With a recent court decision, I’m positive my old Gunny owes me about 40 thousand dollars. Finally, porn viewers will be treated with respect! Round 4: One of the russian spies who did a little old fashioned poisoning was duped by the fella that he poisoned and now we know their methods. I bet Putin is PISSED. Round 5: School circle on me. I’m gonna talk with Rep. Adam Kinzinger about what’s happening in our world. Best Interviews of 2020 (and some from 2019)! Captain Charles Plumb (1:17-1:50) Woody Williams (1:50-2:16) Rocky Bleier (2:16-3:02) Bob Sweatt (3:02-3:42) Brian Wood (3:42-End).


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Dec 22, 2020
ZBT #324: The Army Cures Covid
01:44:07

Presented by ArborTechTools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off all their woodcarving tools and make something with your hands! ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect. ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset. What’s not ok? To uh - go back to the recruiting station & fire a weapon through the windows. Not gonna help your cause, pal. ROUND 3: The Australian Army is investigating a soldiers' use of a Taliban fighter's prosthetic leg… And yes, you guessed it. He used it as a beer mug. ROUND 4: The US Military had a hot date with China’s this week but we were left alone at the table with a fine bottle of white wine & red cheeks… since they were a no show. China, call us back. Please! ROUND 5: Cons sat down with two ladies who went from the swimming pool to the Shark Tank with some Army in between. They told him why they started a jewelry line instead of a more traditional route ROUND 6: Ugh, more Hollywood Marines? And what? They’re going to have VAGINAS this time?! Noooooooo!.


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Dec 18, 2020
ZBT #323: WWE Superstar and Marine Veteran Lacey Evans + Remembering Chuck Yeager
01:40:25

Presented by ArborTech Tools Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code ZERO at checkout for 25% off! Round 1: CyberPunk 2077 was released last week and people were going nuts that you could make a player have a big or small dick. If the same types of features were added to COD, what would you do??? Round 2: The Secretary of the VA has been called on to resign over his seemingly insane treatment of a woman who is a veteran and congressional staffer. Round 3:Osama Bin Laden’s fat fuck friend was released from jail for being too fat and now hes eating fish and chips in an expensive london flat and it makes me wanna pull my pubes out. Round 4: I sat down with WWE Superstar and motivator Lacy Evans. I was legit impressed with her hard chargeriness. Round 5: Last week, we lost a legend of the game. Chuck Yaeger, the test pilot and twitter god, died at the age of 97.


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Dec 15, 2020
ZBT #322: The Fort Hood Investigation And The 2/7 SgtMaj Is The Grinch
01:29:26

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off the best woodcarving tools you can get! ROUND 1: A Sergeant Major in 2/7 is getting roasted like a green weenie over the hot coals of NCO rage this week & there’s viral memes to prove it. Why? Apparently he went Grinch mode and threatened to take the Marine’s holiday leave away. ROUND 2: In the wake of Vanessa Guillén’s murder, Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy announced that 14 leaders at Fort Hood were being fired or suspended, and an independent review has revlealed an environment where women were in “survival mode”. We speak with Haley Britzkey of Task & Purpose who’s been covering the story. ROUND 3: Shhhhh, keep it down, round 3 is about the quietest place in the United States and the how the Navy is ruining that WITH THEIR LOUD ASS PLANES ROUND 4: Cons is sitting down with former Naval Academy and NFL player Napoleon McCallum to talk about a game that is happening this weekend or something. Who knows ROUND 5: Kyle took to ZBT Twitter to ask you to “Tell us you’re in the military without telling us you’re in the military”... Some great responses to close out the week. If you don't know the song at the end of the episode you're too young to be in the military..


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Dec 11, 2020
ZBT #321: Burn Pits On The Moon And Chinese Super Soldiers
01:08:29

Presented by our friends at ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off! InVets.org/Zero - Make a profile and get a free shirt, and potentially a job. RockyBoots.com use promo code "ZBT" for 25% off both civilian and military boots. Round 1: Buddy the Elf had his valor stolen this weekend by a man from Boston who was looking to meet his father for the first time. Round 2: Give me one volunteer right damn now. SWISS. Thank you. SWISS, grab your little European battle buddies, form a line in space, and police call all that damn debre. It all goes either in your trash bag or your cargo pocket. Up to you, SWISS. Round 3: General Milley has a bold idea that would absolutely put recruiters in a tough position. If you pulled the little plastic card of desire because it said “travel the world,” you might get the Big Green Weenie again. Round 4: China is creating Super Soldiers like they've never seen what could go wrong in Terminator. T-1000 better not be coming out of China or I swear to god… I dunno what I will do but that’s scary. Round 5: One of the most common questions we get is about life after transitioning from the military. We got to speak with a hiring expert who has the answers you need. Song at the end is "Fortunate Son" covered by Dropkick Murphys..


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Dec 08, 2020
ZBT #320: Smuggling Pork In Kuwait and John Kriesel
01:45:09

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off incredible wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Did US soldiers die this year while attacking a CIA facility in Germany tied to election fraud?! Uh… no. But that’s not stopping a retired 3-star General from saying so! You’re gonna need your tin foil hats for this one. ROUND 2: (hippie voice) These Marine Corps grunts aren’t tripping wires, they’re tripping BALLS, dude, and the military is like totally trying to harsh their vibe. ROUND 3: Speaking of illicit materials, the Army is investigating a smuggling ring in Kuwait and though it’s not quite LSD it could put a real hurtin’ on your heart… that’s right, you guessed it - PORK. Round 4: Vaccines. Get your vaccines here. Ice Cold Vaccines. The Chief of Naval Operations broke down how the roll out is gonna go. Im super excited! This is going to go so smoothly! No issues at all! ROUND 5: Chaps’s Badass of the Week: A shoe cobbler who is retiring after FIFTY THREE years at the Naval Academy. And a bonus round where Chaps sits down with Army Veteran John Kriesel!


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Dec 04, 2020
ZBT #319: The Greatest Beer Run Ever with Chick Donohue
02:11:57

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% the best wood carving tools around! Round 1: Things are getting strange when you’re lookin for a little strange from a dude who works with a terrorist group in Syria. When a seriously horny Army vet decided she wanted to provide weapons to an Al Queda operative, she probably should have just jerked off. Round 2: Momma told me not to but I did it anyway, misbehavin. The innocent and pure Coast Guard is filled with scandals. The goody-two-shoes branch had a scheme uncovered where people were cheating on tests! The horror! Round 3: Mind control. The military wants to start using mind control on the battlefield. What could go wrong? Round 4: Cons sat down with Chick Donohue, an absolute legend who went on the single greatest beer run known to man. This story from the battlefield of Vietnam will drop your draw more than ole Nate Robinson. Round 5: George Clooney has been getting barracks cuts for 25 years. Eat shit, 1st Sgt. Song at the end is "Peaches" by The Presidents f The United States of America.


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Dec 01, 2020
ZBT #318: Fish Farts Nearly Started A War
00:52:13

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% your order of the best woodcarving tools money can buy! Round 1: It’s Thanksgiving Week so we are gonna talk about what other podcasts dont have the courage to on this holiday. Farts and their threats to national security, not just here but especially in the waters off Sweden. Round 2: I wanna play a game. Let’s see if this headline is about US enlisted troops or Russians. Seven people died after drinking hand sanitizer when the party ran out of booze. Round 3: Reported to the barracks manager or to news outlets by Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten: “I got my penis bitten by fleas because I was keeping squirrels as pets. Round 4: A finally, to wrap things up, we are gonna talk about some things we are thankful for. For example, Im thankful that Im not like this british bloke who is suffering from blindness and paralysis in a hospital in India after being bitten by a snake while battling coronavirus, malaria and dengue fever. Song at the end is "Girl's Club" by Marc Rebillet.


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Nov 24, 2020
ZBT #317: Chaplain Arrested For Heinous Crime
00:57:49

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off the best woodcarving tools around. ROUND 1: We’ll say a little prayer for you, sir… MPs handcuff & detain a National Guard chaplain in Kuwait ... for wearing headphones! ROUND 2: If you were dishonorably discharged from the fallout after an assault or suicide attempt there may be hope, the Army is now reviewing its process along with thousands of dishonorable discharges. ROUND 3: Scott O’Grady, the new Assistant SecDef of International Security Affairs, is mad online, sliding in DMs & challenging folks to “say it to his face”. Some might be concerned but I love it. ROUND 4: Mold & leaks & bugs aside there’s another downside to base housing… a neighbor’s porn playing on your AppleTV at 3am... ROUND 5: A new report ranks U.S. Military branches from strong to weak. The results aren't great… it’s totally not you though! Song at the end is "Boats and Hoes" by Prestige Worldwide..


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Nov 20, 2020
ZBT #316: Goodbye Space Force?
00:53:03

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off all ArborTech tools! Round 1: Time to talk a little more about stealin stuff. One of our clepto pals decided it would be a good idea to steal the blood of the pope. Not the current pope but John Paul II! Round 2: Will President Elect Biden get rid of the Space Force? Rumors are out of control saying that Kate’s favorite branch of service will be brought out back and…. I dont wanna say it…. Shot in the head. Round 3: The new Acting Sec Def came in hot with his “welcome aboard” briefing. We are gonna go through the memo to see if we think it’s actually good, good, ok, bad, or actually bad. Round 4: Unsolved Mysteries: the navy is still looking for their longest-running fugitive. 15 years ago, this sailor escaped the brig. He’s still on the lamb..


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Nov 17, 2020
ZBT #315: Kate And The Sausage Castle-A Journey
01:17:29

We are proudly presented by AroborTech Tools! Go to ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "ZERO" for 25% off the world's best wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Kate went down to the ole Sausage castle and lived to tell about it. Buckle up because it’s quite the story. ROUND 2: The only U.S. soldier known to have escaped from enemy captivity in Africa, ran over 20 miles across the Sahara Desert in 120 degree heat to save his pals…. And in true military fashion he’s having trouble getting the military to recognize that even decades later. ROUND 3: New DoD advisor had some Marine either 1. Whoop his ass when he was a boot 2. Had a marine heavily kiss with tongue his girlfriend and as a result wants to get rid of our beloved Corps. ROUND 4: We have a few volunteers for firewatch this weekend. One is a thief going around Houston stealing items from disabled veterans vehicles during military balls and the other one is Kate Hudson. Song at the end is "99 Red Balloons" covered by Goldfinger!


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Nov 13, 2020
ZBT #314: Veteran's Day, Free Stuff, Military Jeopardy
01:02:50

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% the highest quality wood carving tools out there. Makes a great Christmas gift. InVets.org/ZBT to make a profile and check out all that Indiana has to offer. Get a free shirt when you make that profile. Round 1: Veterans Day is upon us. We are gonna give some advice about the types of profile pictures you need to prove your veteraniness. Round 2: In a veterans day tradition like no other, we are gonna tell you where you can get free shit. FREE SHIT FREE SHIT FREE SHIT Round 3: BRRRTTTTTT. An A-10 Pilot was awarded a Distinguished Flying Cross this week because of a daring landing that he made without most of his plane. Round 4: With Alex Trebec’s tragic passing, we are gonna have a little military jeopardy!!!


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Nov 10, 2020
ZBT #313: Yoga Pants Are Now Authorized
00:55:55

Presented by ArborTech Tools. Visit www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off amazing woodworking tools. RockyBoots.com and promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the nicest boots you can buy. ROUND 1: Upbeat, lighthearted Election chat! No seriously. ROUND 2: Is someone staring at your yabbos or are they just trying to see your rank? That’s a problem the Navy is addressing with new patches, and we’ll keep you abreast of the situation. ROUND 3: If you ever got in big trouble for something real small you’re going to HATE this story of a Marine Lt. Col. getting off scott-free after stealing several expensive items from the PX. ROUND 4: Speaking of punishments, we asked for your best examples and we’re going to decide if things were fair or not. ROUND 5: Yoga pants in the PX are now a-go. Is this as bad as using an umbrella? Song at the end is The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" covered by Teddy Swims!


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Nov 06, 2020
ZBT #312: Daring SEAL Hostage Rescue And Trash For Sale In Afghanistan
01:03:38

Presented by ArborTech! Go to www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 10% off the easiest to use wood carving tools around. Great Christmas gift! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free t-shirt, and find a great job. Veterans should do this, its a no brainer Round 1: Big-time America and voting vibes this week. The question everyone is asking does it get more American than the fella sitting in a waiting room just reading the ole constitution? Round 2: Trash here. Get your trash here. Ice cold American military trash here. Gear adrift is a gift and no one is experiencing that old adage like our pals in Kandahar. Round 3: Nature is healing. SEAL Team 6 took part in a raid to rescue an American who was being held hostage. Killin is their business, baby girls. And business is good. Round 4: Fat Leonard Trial rages on and some of the details are awesome. Illegal… but awesome. Round 5: Election Quiz. Song at the end is a WAP cover by Leo Moracchioli!


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Nov 03, 2020
ZBT #311: Haunted Military Halloween Special
01:04:03

Halloween Episode presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the highest quality wood carving tools out there. -Hawthorne.co promo code "Zero" for 10% custom tailored scents -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the most comfortable boots around. ROUND 1: HALLOWEEN IS UPON US - We share some of the SpoOoOkiest haunted military spots the top 5 scariest sounds in the military ROUND 2: Move aside Aunt Becky, we’ve got a case of GI Bill fraud out of San Diego that’ll make you say, HAVE MERCY ROUND 3: A Navy vet is going viral on Facebook for exposing gross, moldy food troops get on their plates & we’ll be honest, we puked in our mouths a little bit ROUND 4: New MRE on the way & this one is gonna plug you up like a, well, like a butt plug I guess ROUND 5: ZBT social roasted the Air Force for heated blanket goofin’ this week but way deep down? We’re jealous. Song at the end is the Halloween theme song remixed by HBz!


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Oct 30, 2020
ZBT #310: Wacky Military Inventions And The Story Of A Green Dress
00:56:04

Presented by Arbortech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zbt and use promo code Zero for 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start that new hobby! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off Delta8 THC products. Invets.org/Zero make a profile, find a job, and get a free shirt! Round 1: Give me 3 Lance Corporals right damn now who have their scuba steve mopp gear and are ready to climb up in a tree to suck up murder hornets with a vacuum in order to save my beloved honey bees. Don’t make me pick the ones. Round 2: A special round for all the other bath boys out there. A spot in Japan has 23 different types of baths. Coffee. Red Wine. Beer. Butter Beer. Whisker Dos. Whiskers Donts. The Baths come with or without the scooter sticks. Round 3: Nothing says esprit de corps like a lime green dress with pink socks. We’ll tell you why from a story that honestly made me get a little emotional. Round 4: Anytime there's a little innovation, we forget about the failures along the way. There’s been failures but they are glorious. We’re gonna walk through 10 of the most outrageous military weapon ideas that are now declassified. Song at the end is Enter Sandman covered by Iron Horse!


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Oct 27, 2020
ZBT #309: Fort Bragg Is H-O-R-N-Y
00:50:50

This Friday episode is just an absolute delight. -We are presented by Arbor Tech Tools. Check out arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start a new hobby, make cool shit, save some money, everyone wins. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products -FRIDAY 10/23 Rough N Rowdy! BuyRnR.com for some truly entertaining amateur fights. ROUND 1: Get your sunglasses emojis ready because we’re off to a big time horny start to the weekend and it’s all thanks to the official Fort Bragg Twitter who had a very public Fort Boner for a gal on OnlyFans ROUND 2: People dont wanna talk about it but one of the biggest struggles leaving military life is gaining a little weight after organized PT ends. I caught up with one of my former Marines who is brave enough to talk about that struggle. ROUND 3: Remember the soldier who got in trouble for jumping with his goldfish? Well now the Army is looking into a soldier who vibed with cranberry juice and Fleetwood Mac during an airborne jump ROUND 4: If there's anything I know from my former pastor days, it’s that the clergy like to have a little F U N. One Chaplain is gathering around with the troops, putting their pocket books down, and pickin up a few Cosmopolitans at the local macaroni grill. ROUND 5: A woman who once went commando killing Soviets as they tried to capture her village, and then spent years as a warlord fighting the Taliban, has finally turned herself over to them. Hear the story of Afghanistan’s only woman Warlord, Commander Pidgeon!


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Oct 23, 2020
ZBT #308: An International Military News Tour!
01:13:27

Presented by Arbortech Tools! Check out arbortechtools.com/zero for the premiere wood carving tools that can turn anybody into an expert wood carver. Promo code "Zero" for 10% off already low sale prices! -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% your favorite Delta 8 THC products. -InVets.org/Zero, you fill out a profile and you get a free t-shirt. Don't be a dummy, get a free t-shirt Round 1: Azerbaijan Military began trending on Twitter, on account of it being very, very odd. But…. I LOVE IT! They have the fire, the passion, and the pizzaz I need from a good ole propaganda music video! Round 2: Although our political climate currently seems like a sitcom that no one would willingly watch, except for maybe those weirdo Walking Dead Fans, the Mexican Defense news story of the week would make an amazing movie. Round 3: Our friends in Canada freaked people out by using loudspeakers with wolves sounds for a psychological deterrent training session. Would that work? We’ll talk about what would work better. Round 4: :Russia Claims UK Covid Vaccine Will Turn You Into A Monkey. We’re gonna take a look at the science because that doesn’t seem correct. WE AREN’T SAYING IT ISN’T CORRECT. WE JUST WANNA TAKE A LOOK. Plus, if it does turn you into a monkey… SIGN ME UP! Round 5: Chaps sat down with Jake Wood, the founder of Team Rubicon and v handsome man!


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Oct 20, 2020
ZBT #307: The Army's $10 Billion Barracks
01:02:08

Happy Friday to all you beautiful listeners out there. We've got a great show for you! -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile to help find a good job after the military and get a free shirt. ROUND 1: “If you could say one thing to your recruiter what would it be?” - that’s the question one soldier posed to his buddies in a viral social media post, and POG civilians are in a TIZZY over their answers ROUND 2: Out with the mold, in with the new? The U.S. Army plans to spend nearly $10 billion repairing its barracks over the next decade, and we have just the man for the job - Long Time Toolie… me! ROUND 3: Grab your top secret clearances, we’re taking you deep under the ice of Greenland to tell you about Project Iceworm which are frozen nuke tunnels that are heating things up during the Cold War ROUND 4: In the criminal justice system, postal- based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Pittsburgh, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Postal Unit DUN DUN ROUND 5: Ah, the police-call - long lines of troops hunched over, endlessly searching for something mundane in the grass… We asked you, ‘What are the stupidest things your unit ever had to look for?” You can sit this round out if you were in 2-9!


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Oct 16, 2020
ZBT #306: North Korea Nukes Covid
00:57:15

A very fun Tuesday episode for all of you. Round 1: North Korea is slinging their dingalings all over the joint defying safety in two very different ways. One of those ways is with a big ole nuke and the other is by refusing to wear masks while in formation celebrating said Nuke! Round 2: In more news from the “Theres No Fucking Way That Thing Works” section, there’s a tank… i think it’s a tank… that’s all robotic. We are gonna guess which country it gets left behind in first. Round 3: President Trump, while trailing in most polls by at least 12 points this week, secured the endorsement of the….. Wait. this can’t be right. There must have been a misprint…. President Trump received the endorsement of the Taliban. Round 4: SON OF BITCH! NOOOOOO. PLEASE GOD NO. That’s always my reaction when there is some insane story or plot and the perpetrators happen to be Marines. That being said, there was a plot to kidnap the Governor of Michigan and you’ll never guess which branch of service had veterans involved. Round 5: The squad has a possible military trivia competition coming up. We are gonna use the show to prep/embarrass ourselves..


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Oct 13, 2020
ZBT #305: Weaponized Insects And An Interview With The Wolf Of Wall Street
01:23:52

It is a minor miracle this episode got made in the first place so please listen twice. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for Federal legal Delta-8 THC treats. ROUND 1: The internet made Vice President Mike Pence an honorary Navy pilot after the debate this week. People were calling him Fly Boy. Get it? We aren’t gonna focus on the debate but that winged fucker caused Kate to go down a bit of an insect rabbit hole. ROUND 2: A leaked powerpoint slide showed some serious gate guard issues over at Joint Base Lewis McChord. The slide will have you facepalming yourself while also saying “sounds about right!” ROUND 3: Dating apps of military guys are notoriously cringe. One reporter is trying to help with some tips. School circle on Sarah Sicard. ROUND 4: Jordan Belfort Interview ROUND 5: Aircraft carriers are cool and all, but have you heard of the Navy’s lil Boomin’ Beaver? It’s not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean!


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Oct 09, 2020
ZBT #304: President Trump Is At Sick Call and Kate's MASSIVE Announcement
01:32:53

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE. YUUUUGGGEEEEEE. -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get 25% off high quality boots AND military boots that are now MCO P1020.34H compliant. -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free shirt, AND get help transitioning out of the military. Round 1: The President is at sick call for a while. Does he get a light-duty chit? We’re gonna talk about the ramifications of the Commander in Chief being extremely ill BUT we’re just gonna speculate. If we get anything wrong, please contact Hope Seck. Round 2: Mail order bride? More like mail order brides, obstruction of justice, and wrongfully using your position for influence, no… its not another round about the President, folks, it’s about a former soldier who has been setting up sham marriages as if junior troops needed the help. Round 3: Somebody ended up with a huge dumper in their pants and it was captured on TikTok. A guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier nearly had his “I wish a mother fucker would moment.” Round 4: Over the weekend, I watched a show about Surviving WW2. I was triggered and I’ll tell you why. Round 5: Hold on to your dicks, there’s a shortage of hot pockets on military bases. We’re gonna tell you why and have a Barracks Meal Snake Draft Round 6:. An interview with the fellas from Battlebox and Southern Survival on Netflix!


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Oct 06, 2020
ZBT #303: Naptime In The Army?
01:28:16

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. Shout out Rebecca Black, Longtime Stoolie -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get an incredible 25% your order. Buy a shirt while you're at it, they're ridiculously soft. -GetRoman.com/Zero to get some swipes to stay in the fight ROUND 1: Last week we talked about the Air Force putting tattoo parlours on their bases and this week those damn, dirty hippies are at it again… that’s right…. They’ll soon have long, flowing locks of hair flying out the windows of their war planes. Smdh. ROUND 2: Where Are They Now? USS Bonhomme Richard Edition… Following a major fire that pretty much gutted the dang thing, we’ll catch up with the ship that’s been making major waves in the headlines ROUND 3: More than 58,000 soldiers — the equivalent of 13 brigade combat teams — are non-deployable right now due to health or fitness reasons… could yoga be the cure?? ROUND 4: Like taking naps? Thanks to some new guidelines it looks like the Army might be the right branch for you. ROUND 5: Cons sits down with his buddy Cason Shrode to wrap up our Battle of COP Keating interview series!


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Oct 02, 2020
ZBT #302: Conversation On Veteran Suicide, Guns, And Why 22 Pushup Challenges Are Worthless
02:02:34

Bit of a longer episode, but we promise you'll love it or your money back. Take advantage of some sponsors! -Barkbox.com/ZBT for a free dog toy each time you get a package -Invets.org/Zero create a free career profile and get a free shirt!!! Round 1: Magawa, our friend who happens to be a rat from Tanzania, is finally given an award for his heroics. You’re not gonna believe what this African giant poached rat has accomplished. Round 2: It’s an ammunition backpack, Micheal. What could it weigh? 20lbs? The Navy is rolling out a backpack that can carry a mollywhooping 650 rounds of 7.62 ammo. Wowzers. Round 3: Man-baby admits that he goes to the doctor all the time. He’s what we in the military would call a sick-call warrior. It’s time to make fun of a weenie. Sorry, Kate. Round 4: The Marine Corps is considering shutting down both of its Recruit Depots so that they can train co-ed. Shhhh… If you listen closely… you can hear angry goateed and bearded veterans grabbing their keys in order to film an angry rant in their trucks. Round 5: Kate’s interviews Chris Marvin, former helo pilot Why 22 Pushups Don't Help: The Role of Guns in Veteran Suicide - Veterans for Gun Sense 2020 Round 6: There’s certain people who have a lifetime of stories that youd love to listen to while drinking a hot tea and sugar cookies. Lillian Brown is one of those people. She was the makeup artist for NINE US Presidents..


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Sep 29, 2020
ZBT #301: Pill Poppin Robots and An Interview With Nate Fick from Generation Kill
01:31:10

FRIDAY EPISODE and we managed to mostly stay on track. ROUND 1: A British officer in World War 2 was forgetful as hell when crossing back into friendly territory. To make sure his fellow soldiers recognized him, he used an item that would leave SSgt Me triggered AF and maybe a little trigger happy ROUND 2: (robot voice) ‘Hello, it is me, your VA hospital pharmacist, and I am a ro-bot. If I am functioning correctly today you will get your pills.’ Yep! The VA is using what Kate is calling ‘pill robots’ now. ROUND 3: Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh… ya ready for a round about pirate flags on a Navy ship?! Well I hope you scallywags are because the poop deck is swabbed and we’re underway. ROUND 4: Did you know that before the 1970s women got kicked out of the military for getting pregnant? We’ll talk about the late, great Ruth Bader Ginsburg, how she changed that for our service members and how in general, men are big dum dummy faces. ROUND 5: Nate Fick Interview!


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Sep 25, 2020
ZBT #300: 300TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!
01:40:21

Well folks, we made it to episode 300 and we are celebrating! Visit our sponsors: -RockyBoots.com and use promo code "ZBT" to get 25% off boots so comfortable you can sleep in them. -InVets.org/Zero. Make a profile, get a free t-shirt, and also get some transition help for getting out of the military. Round 1: We’ve made it 300 episodes. We’re gonna take a small look back on where we started, where we are at, and where we intend to go. We wont suck our own dicks too much! Round 2: Even though we’ve done 300 episodes, there’s some things we were supposed to do but never did. Interesting enough, and not just for the purpose of a transition, we found a tweet thread from Military folks who talked about training they were supposed to complete but they skated out of it like longtime stoolie Michelle Kwan. Round 3: For the first time in Zero Blog Thirty history, we are gonna head over to Slovenia to check out some news that would make even the most senior of Lance Corporals happy. Melania Trump’s statue was burned in her home town. We got something for that. Round 4: The oldest Marine Corps veteran celebrates their birthday this week. Guess how old they are? Round 5: Danny Trejo joins the show which might not make sense but it totally makes sense. He’s feeding tons of unhomed veterans and he’s basically like every GySgt I’ve ever had. Looks rough and tough but is a big ole teddy bear despite the tattoos and reputation that proceeds him. Round 6: Over the last 300 episodes, we’ve changed since the beginning. We arent the only ones though. The Army has changed too or is changing, rather. Kinder Gentler! Kinder Gentler!!!


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Sep 22, 2020
ZBT #299.5: Burn Pits Are Killing Veterans
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Chaps is back and we have an awesome Friday episode! -Manscaped.com promo code "Zero" for 20% off and free shipping -Superchewer.com/ZBT for a free dog toy when you get a subscription box for your dog pal(s) ROUND 1: ::Whispering:: Round one is sure to give you alllll the tingles as we low crawl into the world of Military ASMR, ooooohhhh, ahhhhh, oooohhhh. Kate has a game that’s sure to leave us all in goosebumps, oOOOOo ROUND 2: Most military branches are new boot goofin’ but over at Edwards Airforce Base their new SCOOT goofin’ on electric scooters. Would you be seen in uniform rolling over to the PX on one? ROUND 3: Jon Stewart used to make us laugh on The Daily Show & now he’s making us cheer as he stands up for veterans dealing with fallout from deployment burn pits. He’s calling out the DoD for some real hot garbage. ROUND 4: Apparently the Russian military had a quick break from trolling us with their planes & vehicles & decided to get real into anatomy. Most recently they stormed a theater to stop a screening of the documentary… Vulva 3.0. For uh, research purposes I’m sure. ROUND 5: When a Coast Guard crew got sidelined by Coronavirus, the mission was able to keep rolling along thanks to young cadets at the Academy who went on to have the summer of a lifetime on the high seas. Have we finally found a good case of ‘being voluntold’??


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Sep 18, 2020
ZBT #299: Officer Eye For The Enlisted Guy
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This episode starts off perfectly and ends the same. We nailed it, folks. -Superchewer.com/ZBT for a free dog toy with a Barkbox subscription. -Rockyboots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off your order. -Invets.org/Zero to make a transition profile and get a free shirt! ROUND 1: We’re gonna kick things off with F.U.C.K. FUUUUUUCK and several other words & terms we use every day in the civilian world that you may not have realized were generated in our beloved military. ROUND 2: Ladies, that ultimate sin in men’s fashion that we’re always swiping left on? That’s the military’s fault. Yep, turns out CARGO POCKETS are a brainchild of the troops. Does that mean we can’t make fun of it any more? ROUND 3: From Yandex to QAnon to the deep web & beyond, Russian bot farms spreading disinformation & conspiracy theories online are making Americans go nuts before the election and it’s only gonna get weirder. ROUND 4: How would you feel about your Dad being in your unit? That’s the case for a 59 year old SSgt who just completed the Army’s Combat Basic Training Course to join ranks with his Specialist son in the 405th Civil Affairs Battalion.


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Sep 15, 2020
ZBT #298: A 9/11 Tribute and Recounting An Emu War
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Friday energy with a look back to the events of 19 years ago. -Rockyboots.com promo code ZBT for 25% off the best boots you'll wear! ROUND 1: Gen Mattis is back on the scene with his knife hand high… to reenlist a fellow Marine. If you could pick anyone in the world, alive or dead, who would you choose to perform your ceremony? ROUND 2: The Air Force awarded a $13.3 billion contract to Nothrup Grumman for nukes this week & Kate has a radical radioactive science quiz for us ROUND 3: When I say ‘Navy’ you say “nerds!” ! Navy - Nerds, Navy - Nerds! That’s right, they’re fighting the war on… CBD in your lotions and hair care products now. ROUND 4: Over to Australia where we’ll tell you of The Great Emu War, in which some large, flightless birds unwittingly foiled the Australian Army ROUND 5: We play our interview with Large and his experiences on 9/11/2001.


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Sep 11, 2020
ZBT #297: The VA Is Killing Kittens
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We are BACK from our long Labor Day weekend and have a great episode for you. -Feltmansofconeyisland.com use ID.me for 10% off your order -Invets.org/Zero for veteran transitioning help and a free shirt -Superchewer.com/ZBT for FREE weed themed toy for your dog Round 1: Legends of the Fall was a war movie. Round 2: I’ve been gobbling up game-centric shows left and right. One of which was about the arcade known as Aladdin's Castle, we’re gonna play a little game that would change the course of deployments/field training. Round 3: The Commander in Chief lamented the fact that the Pentagon doesnt want to stop warring around the globe. Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done about it. Round 4: THE VA IS MURDERING KITTENS! Round 5: For the next few months, most Military members will be getting a 16 percent raise! Hooray! Everybody say “thanks, department of treasury.”


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Sep 08, 2020
ZBT #296: Covid Career Enders And Some Medal of Honor Updates
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Labor Day episode with a ton of great stuff for you -Getroman.com/ZBT to get your first month of Roman swipes for just $5 ROUND 1: One of the backbones of American life are down-home town hall meetings where citizens can have a say, and in Lincoln, Nebraska one man has gone viral for taking a stand on an issue that affects us all, no bones about it. ROUND 2: A 2nd Lt. with millions of TikTok followers but only 4 brain cells decided to post a ‘holocaust joke’ this week and suprise, it didn’t go over very well! In fact, it got Cons so riled up he used a term other than “kick rocks”. ROUND 3: Article 15s, forfeiture of pay, and reduction in ranks, oh my! Leadership at Fort Benning is gonna come down hard if you’re not in Georgia any#quar. ROUND 4: Kate interviews Marine Corps veteran & author Dr. Wesley Gray about the upcoming March for the Fallen and advice for folks getting out of the military looking for their dream jobs. Alphaarchitect.com/MFTF for more information on the upcoming march! ROUND 5: We’ve got 2 incredibly powerful Medal of Honor updates to close out the show. One freed 70 hostages set to be executed by Islamic State and the other returned repeatedly to a burning vehicle in fuel soaked clothing to save his fellow soldiers. You’ll want to run through a brick wall as we head into the long weekend!


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Sep 04, 2020
ZBT #295: F*** Off, Russia
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Round 1: Labor Day is coming up. It’s usually an end of the summer bash but holidays don’t feel like holidays in 2020. We’re gonna dig deep and describe our perfect holiday weekend. Round 2: Fuck Russia Round 3: Ronald Rosser, who was a Medal of Honor recipient from the Korean War, died this week at the age of 90. If you haven’t heard his story, buckle up. It’s like a war movie come to life. Round 4: President Bush was respected around the world. No… it’s true. Seriously. In this round we’ll tell you why doubleya was beloved by world leaders. Round 5: Ditty Question for Kate…. Round 6: There’s a new hot petoots in town, recruits and he’s a dead-eyed dick!


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Sep 01, 2020
ZBT #294: Shark Attack on Coast Guardsmen
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FRIDAY VIBES -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off Delta8 THC products -Dadditkit.com promo code "ZBT50" for $50 off sperm testing and storage ROUND 1: Adorable! The Army is okay-ing pushups/PT for minor infractions & Kate has a game to test our leadership skills with this new guidance ROUND 2: Holy shit, we’ve got a Coast Guard story that’s not about intercepting drug smugglers or rescuing boaters?!?!… Hear why one of their ships had to open fire during an open swim call out at sea! ROUND 3: A 1st Sgt in the Army’s combat aviation brigade has banned Cardi B music from their building calling it ‘trash’ and will only be playing 90s music from here on out… sheesh… we have to ask… (all of us --->) Tell us whyyyyy ROUND 4: Remember that huge fire aboard the USS Bonhomme Richard? Well a Navy sailor is currently being investigated for arson by NCIS. If they’re guilty then boyyy are they in for some crappy-shift firewatch. ROUND 5: Catch Me If You Can, Department of Homeland Security Edition! Donovan Nguyen (win) masqueraded as a federal agent for YEARS, pulling over motorists, obtaining guns & searching homes!


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Aug 28, 2020
ZBT #293: Secret Chinese Underground Lairs
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Great episode in store for you today! -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off. Folks, thats a hell of a deal- Round 1: Boozed-up. A recent study proves which branch of service drinks the most… well… at least goes to the hospital the most for binge drinking. Round 1 will be a judgment-free zone where we can judge everyone. Round 2: Wanna get boozed-up, put your pocket book down and just dance the night way? Dont try that shit in Italy friends. The US has banned dancing like this is a 1937 Quaker Community. Round 3: Hurry up and wait took on new meaning in 2001 for one anti-Taliban fighter. Hurry up and wait for round 3 so we can tell you just how long he had to wait in order for his relief to show up so he could depart the scene of his downed tank. Actual tank this time too. Round 4: Time for a little spy goofin with a former CIA agent and a businessman who experienced the Chinese intellectual theft practices first hand. Round 5: WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? A secret underwater cave was discovered by some folks doing some satellite goofin in the south china sea. I love a good secret lair!


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Aug 25, 2020
ZBT #292: Bomb Sniffing Locust Swarms And A CIA Double Agent
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HAPPY FRIDAY! -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off everything. Thats a hell of a deal. -Daddikit.com promo code "ZBT50" for $50 off a sperm test count and one year of storage. -Manscaped.com promo code "Zero" for 20% off and free shipping Round 1: We are gonna act like we are skinny dipping illegally in a panama city beach front motel’s pool with this round but a fella in Russia was poisoned and the story is…. Can I say it… Kate don't be mad…. It’s kinda hilarious? Round 2: Step aside, Moses. There’s a new locust in town and these little horned-up bugs aren't destroying the crops of the Egyptians. They’re finding bombs… For real. Round 3: There’s a new Call of Duty coming out and I am fucking furious. Round 4: Damn, Ma. CIA operative is charged with being a double agent for China. Round 5: Cons sat down with Daniel Rodriguez who survived the Battle of Kamdesh, walked on the Clemson Football team, wrote a book, and brought it full circle playing himself in the movie The Outpost. Seriously? Another over achiever? Round 6: It’s not just the Marines banning walking & talking on a cell phone now. Now a town in Japan is following suit for its civilians. Are umbrellas next???


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Aug 21, 2020
ZBT #291: Free Austin Tice
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All aboard the ZBTrain as we head into another week! -3chi.com use promo code "Zero" for 5% the ONLY federally legal THC products- ROUND 1: Worst sounds in the military snake draft ROUND 2: This month marks Marine Corps veteran Austin Tice’s 8th year anniversary in captivity. Well go over some of the facts & how we can help ROUND 3: You’ve got mail - OR DO YOU?! Post office mania is slowing pills for military vets & we try to break down what’s going on with the boys in blue… the USPS ROUND 4: New York City’s top garbage men dress like generals in their official photos. Are garbage men just like the troops? ROUND 5: Katie Travel Agency made a promise to make itineraries for troops in the boonies last week & she’s gone one ready to go for a gent in Manitoba, Canada!


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Aug 18, 2020
ZBT #290: Michael Phelps Is A Shitty Athlete
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SEVEN ROUNDS for this Friday episode. That's a record, folks -GetRoman.com/Zero for your first month free on Roman Swipes- -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% some amazing Delta8 THC products- ROUND 1: With the 30k Marines currently in quarantine in preparation for a large-scale training exercise in the Pacific, we were reminded of the classic lie from lots of recruiters. See the world, they said… The ZBT gang shares where the military has taken them across the country & around the world. ROUND 2: There’s a notorious relationship between the military & off-base car dealerships, and keeping with that theme we’ve got an Army soldier who’s been locked in a battle with Honda over a $1 discrepancy for over a year now ROUND 3: A military helicopter was on a routine training mission when it was shot at from the ground over Manassas, VA, injuring one of those on board. Scary stuff. ROUND 4: Shifting gears now, a Soldier tried to steal car in Germany but was thwarted not by the cops, but by a stick shift ROUND 5: (quick) FIRE WATCH - We’ve found one of the most obnoxious men in the military on a Reddit post & look forward to shaming & giving him the worst firewatch shift for the weekend ROUND 6: Grab the mops, babygirls. President Trump wants to get you WET. Round 7: A classic question of right or wrong. Some sneaky folks in Washington State are up to no good…. Or are they???


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Aug 14, 2020
ZBT #289: Green Beret Veterans Sentenced In Venezuela Coup Attempt
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The first five minutes are the worst five minutes in 289 episodes -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the best boots around!- -Dadikit.com promo code "ZBT50" for 50% off sperm count tests? Yep. Round 1: Remember the Green Berets who tried to do a little coup goofin in Venezuela? They got 20 years in prison in Venezuela. Yikes. Round 2: The DoD is finally relaxing some of their movement restrictions but what about some of the contractors who have been stranded in Afghanistan for more than 4 months with jail-like restrictions? Round 3: Outdoor classes seem super fun so maybe all the school-aged children will love it! 41 percent of all schools need to update their ventilation system. Get me 8 Marines who have completed the HVAC MCI right damn now. Round 4: Our beloved Coast Guard is back at it again. This time they saved Longtime Stoolies Emma and Bubbles. We’ll tell you about this tale which is certain to leave you shell shocked. Round 5: Which Military Movie would you like to see turned into a musical???


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Aug 11, 2020
ZBT #288: What Happened In Beirut?
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We have six rounds today to help carry you into an awesome weekend. -Visit GetRoman.com/Zero for a huge discount on Roman Swipes- ROUND 1: A Court Ruled Against a Soldier Who Says He Was Forced to Retire Due to Religious Beliefs, but we must ask… Is being an asshole really a religion? ROUND 2: A pair of explosions, the second much bigger than the first, struck the city of Beirut early Tuesday evening, killing at least 100 people, wounding more than 4,000 and causing widespread damage. We’ll go over the who, what, when, where & why. ROUND 3: U up? “Well they can’t see you - get down! Booty calls on hold, for the love of God!” That’s the message to troops in Japan right now as COVID puts a damper on sweet, sweet lovin’ out there. ROUND 4: Cue the eyerolls from Kate - because someone has finally made edible crayons specifically for Marines to eat. Round 5: Novelist Brad Thor joins the show to talk about his weird brain, war games, and how he keeps the ideas fresh and realistic. ROUND 6: A sailor terribly harassed for years after being labelled a Blue Falcon has finally been exonerated after the Navy corrected a story. Long overdue!!!


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Aug 07, 2020
ZBT #287: The Marine AAV Accident + Navy SEAL Museum Dog Attack
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Another great episode to get your week started. -FeltmansofConeyIsland.com 10% off for military and first responders with ID.me- -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5%- Round 1: The Space Force is Semper Supra goofin to infinity and beyond and because of one airman who doesn’t sound like a big ole nerd boy at all. He’s a laser tag referee and a possible future boyfriend for Kate because he’s also a magician! Do you guys know what a Marine Magician says? Round 2: The Navy SEAL Museum is in hot water and it’s not because someone wrote an unauthorized book this time. Somehow, some dummies thought dressing a decoy like Colin Kapernick was a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Round 3: Would you become a penis garden if asked by your country? It’s worth exploring. Round 4: There was a tragic incident involving a Marine AAV and we’ll give you some of the details about that. Round 5: Coronavirus has turned normal events into bizarre experiences. I experienced one this weekend!


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Aug 04, 2020
ZBT #286: Horrible Living Conditions On Marine Corps Bases
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Happy Friday! Got a wonderful off the rails episode for you to carry you gently into the weekend. -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off!- ROUND 1: Nothing good seems to come from the land of military TikToks and that’s certainly the case with one that made the illustrious New York Post this week for a MAJOR safety violation ROUND 2: A Marine living off-base at Camp Lejeune was willing to put his career on the line when he saw the conditions his fellow devil-dogs were stuck under in the barracks. Mold, boiling temps, broken facilities. Will his viral Facebook post save the day or get him in deep trouble? ROUND 3: A $1 TRILLION spending package has been proposed in the Senate that’s meant to tackle economic fallout from COVID-19… so uh what’s up with $30 BILLION worth of draft items tucked in there for the military? Round 4: Michel Paridis who wrote a book! WOW ROUND 5: An Ohio HVAC company is offering its services to President Trump after an errant Tweet. They played it pretty… cool if you ask us. ROUND 6: Zero Blog Thirty has been around for 285 episodes. Nearly 4 years. 1,422 days. Something happened this week that has never happened in the history of the show and we are NOT happy about it!


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Jul 31, 2020
ZBT #285: Chainsaw Goofin With Weaponized Baboons
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Fresh and hot episode full of creamy goodness. -Rockyboots.com promo code "ZBT" gets you 25% off the best damn boots around.- ROUND 1: Are weaponized baboons attacking tourists at a drive-through zoo in the UK? We’d sure like to think so! ROUND 2: One soldier is injured after an M1 Abrams main battle tank accidently fired on another tank during a training exercise at Fort Bliss. If you’re in the area watch out for an enormous ball of shit rolling downhill after this one. ROUND 3: The Chinese Consulate General in Houston has been ordered to close following allegations of spying, but we’re sure they’re totally innocent despite burning a ton of documents in their courtyard the other day. ROUND 4: The Marine Corps Marathon has been cancelled for 1st time in 45 years and we’re only telling you this because Kate wants to remind you she ran it once!


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Jul 28, 2020
ZBT #284: Don't Yell "F*ck Trump" In Uniform
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Off The Rails Friday Episode -Manscaped.com promo code "Zero" for 20% off + free shipping- ROUND 1: Robin Williams would have turned 69 years old this week. He made six USO tours to Iraq, Afghanistan, and 11 other countries, and performed for 90,000 troops. We’ll tell some of those tales on today’s show. ROUND 2: Getting political in uniform is a no-no. Yelling “Fuck Trump” in uniform? An even bigger no-no, which one sailor found out this week as she became the center of a viral video out of Ventura, California. ROUND 3: What the ever-loving-fuck is going on at Fort Hood? ROUND 4: One of the more unspoken wounds of our wars in Iraq & Afghanistan is brought to light by a couple speaking about what happens after a service member sustains injuries to their genitals. The good news, you can adapt, improvise and still cum. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/4ayqvd/lost-some-of-my-genitalia-at-war-how-i-have-sex ROUND 5: Kate went on a military porn deep dive & found one for each branch and boyyyy are one of them hornier than the rest… my goodness!


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Jul 24, 2020
ZBT #283: Navy SEAL defects to Starbucks + Badass Of The Week
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A bit of a lighter episode to ease into the week. Tons of fun though. -Rockyboots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off- -Feltmansofconeyisland.com Military and first responders get 10% off- Round 1: CoronaKarenSeal gets super upset at a coffee shop and threatens to take his business to Starbucks where he’ll order a cold brew with as many shots of espresso as the Seal Team that he was on in 2009… that’s 7 shots of espresso because he was on Seal Team 7. Round 2: A young, fresh devil puppy makes me wet with his sleeves. That’s it. That’s the round. Round 3: We haven’t done this segment in a while but this was a worthwhile cause to bring it back. Badass of the Week makes a return to the podcast. Round 4: We aren’t gonna weigh too far into the political campaigns like we did in the last election cycle, but we will give our initial thoughts on some of the candidates in this race. Round 5: Coast Guard round-up!!!


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Jul 21, 2020
ZBT #282: What Happens When A Navy Ship Catches Fire?
01:13:54

Absolutely LOADED Friday episode for you. -Manscaped.com 20% off and free shipping with code "Zero"- -Deathwishcoffee.com 15% off with code "Viva"- ROUND 1: We’ve got the latest on the USS Bonhomme Richard and it’s, ah, not great! Also, we asked sailors what happens to sailors assigned to a ship that is lost & contrary to some of the answers they do not get to hang out in a pineapple under the sea. ROUND 2: As Kate’s peace offering to Captain Cons, she’s got a round of “Fun Army Facts” for everyone and she will also allow him to list two fun facts about the Army/Navy game. But no more than that. ROUND 3: We have updates on the Vanessa Guillen case along with news regarding PV2 Gregory Wedel Morales, whose remains were found during the search for Guillen. He had been listed as a deserter but new evidence shows otherwise. ROUND 4: Mess nights can certainly get messy but across the pond they sound like an absolute shit show. Especially the one where a Sergeant got drunk at a racecourse and headbutted a colleague in the face. ROUND 5: US Military recruiters are using online gaming to recruit teens but one journalist is pulling an echelon right & fighting back in the comments section & claiming it’s a predatory practice. Could someone in Fortnite-land convince you to sign up???


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Jul 17, 2020
ZBT #281: Taliban Fashion Models?
01:12:57

*Shadyrays.com promo code ZBT50 for 50% your order* *3Chi.com promo code Zero for 5% off* *Feltmansofconeyisland.com use id.me for military discount* Round 1: With Call of Duty being the most popular game this year (just assuming… not facts based), what other jobs would you want to play a video game of? Round 2: In absolutely shocking news, Rosie the Riveter is still alive. Longtime stoolie Mae Krier is 94 and back in the news and calling on people once again to do the right thing. Round 3: A huge fire on a Naval ship in San Diego happened over the weekend which resulted in injuries for 57 people. Not waiting for the results of the investigation, a Forbes reporter decided to immediately take a dump in his pants. Round 4: A former guest and US Senator, honestly not sure which is more prestigious, made some news this week when an academic paper surfaced where she said that “women get pregnant to skirt responsibilities on deployment” Round 5: Did the Taliban do a Vogue photoshoot???


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Jul 14, 2020
ZBT #280: Tammy Duckworth, Hijacked Humvees, and Flying Cars
01:07:12

-Visit RockyBoots.com and use promo code "ZBT" for 25% off your order!- ROUND 1: A National Guard employee was on a test-drive when they stopped their Humvee to assist a stalled vehicle, and for their good deed? They got robbed at gunpoint and left on the side of the road as thieves rolled out in said Humvee. ROUND 2: To all of our O-6 listeners out there, of which we’re sure are many, we’ve got bad news... Your promotions have been placed on hold by Senator Tammy Duckworth. But don’t worry we’ll still be using the officer voice on you. ROUND 3: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…. An airman getting ahead of all of us in traffic? That’s right, the Air Force is dropping big bucks on flying cars. ROUND 4: Quiz Time with Kate! ROUND 5: Chaps answers your questions about dogs!


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Jul 10, 2020
ZBT #279: Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba (US Navy Kills Lion King)
01:10:41

Round 1: Big time bash happened this weekend at the White House. The US Navy band put on a show that rivaled some of the topics that we had on Friday’s show. We’ll dig deep into the Lion’s Den for this one. Round 2: Life at the Coast Guard Academy is finally getting a little easier thanks to coronavirus and some relaxed regulations for the new Swabs, who should actually be called codfish. Say you’re a codfish, Hook! Round 3: One Army Specialist was just awarded the Silver Star for a big time “I Wish A Mother Fucker Would” Moment. Talkin about beatin a terrorist to death with your fists Round 4: Independence Day is over but knowledge is forever. I’ll test Kate and Cons again. Round 5: More Details are coming out in what happened to Vanessa Guillen. It’s truly a horrific story that people should hear the details about. We’ll do our part in this round!


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Jul 07, 2020
ZBT #278: The Case Of Army Specialist Vanessa Guillen
00:53:37

Round 1: Greatest of all Time song Goofin this morning as we head into the 4th of July weekend ROUND 2: You might wanna grab an ice cube ‘cause we got some piping hot tea. An instagram account run by a Marine Corps veteran has higher up’s boot blouses in a knot after holding a March Madness style contest to find the worst unit in the Corps. ROUND 3: Our guy Chief Warrant Officer Bobby Yarborough is at it again & this time he’s clapping back at the neanderthals crying about LGBTQ in our military ROUND 4: Specialist Vanessa Guillen has been missing from Fort Hood for more than two months and the case is making national news as her family, friends & supporters demand a stronger response from the Army. ROUND 5: Far out - the Navy is begging Sailors to stop buying LSD online. We say leave ‘em alone, they just want their deployment to be a real trip!


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Jul 03, 2020
ZBT #277: Iran Arresting Trump + Russian Bounties
01:42:35

Round 1: Iran has issued an arrest warrant for President Trump for the murder of Qassem Soleimani. Lol. Round 2: On a lighter note, the US Army’s veterinarian program continues to be one of the best in the world. They saved a working dog’s life this week and we’ll tell ya how. Round 3: The New York Times reported that Russians put bounties on US service member’s heads earlier this year. Round 4: With the curve flattening ending up looking like a hanging slider, we brought in Retired General Malcolm Frost to teach us how to be motivated again in the face of an eternal pandemic. Round 5: More interview goofin with CWO4 Keith Fricke to bring Pride Month to a close. Round 6: Another good ole fashioned Chaps surprise!!!


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Jun 30, 2020
ZBT #276: Chaps Gets A Second Opinion + Army Wrestler Jenna Burkert
00:57:07

Kate is catching crabs on the Jersey Shore so Chaps and Cons sat down for a throwback episode. -Will we be making a trip to Siberia soon? -Chaps got a second opinion for medical issues. -Army Sergeant and Olympic wrestler Jenna Burkert joins us -Will sports ever come back??? Just a little platoon room goofin'


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Jun 26, 2020
ZBT #275: The Navy Blew $13 Billion And Everyone Gets an MRAP
01:17:30

Round 1: They might be the best at social media but they aren’t doing the best at Navying. Their new weirdo systems that uses fucking magnets to launch planes off aircraft carriers is so far a 13 billion dollar failure. Round 2: West Virginia was in the news and it wasnt for burning couches. The Mountaineer state tactically acquired some tactical vehicles and people on twitter were nontahappy with it. Would you take an MRAP? We’ll chat it up in round 2. Round 3: Siberia Goofin! A Small town in Russia has reached its highest ever temperature. Why is that news? Well, because it is. Round 4: Connor interviewed candidate for Texas’ 7th Congressional District, Wesley Hunt, about his career as an Apache pilot and how he’s approaching campaigning amid coronavirus and turbulent times. Round 5: Can you imagine receiving the Medal of Honor and then have it taken away? That happened. We are gonna tell you about the only woman to ever receive the medal. Dr Mary Walker!


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Jun 23, 2020
ZBT #274: Hookers and Sailors and Pimps OH MY!
01:24:09

ROUND 1: Cher once strutted her stuff in front of the troops singing “If I could turn back time”. Well this week we asked, what would you do differently in the military if you could turn back tiiiiime - fiiiiind a way - I’d take back those words that hurt you and saaaay… ROUND 2: Hookers and Sailors and Pimps, oh my! We’re not in Kansas anymore folks - we’re in Bahrain with a salacious story about a Navy port out of control. ROUND 3: Get in bitches, we’re going shopping. For what? Recruits! The Army is on a recruiting spree & they’re trying to toss 10,000 new recruits in their cart over the period of just 3 days. ROUND 4: Chaps interviews one of his Marines, Cpl Shawn Carter, who was discharged from the Marine Corps in 2009 under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell. ROUND 5: It took six German cops to arrest an intoxicated cowboy boot-wearing US soldier in Nuremberg this past week, and the soldier was so out of control he bit one of the cops on the leg. Is this King of the Boots???


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Jun 18, 2020
ZBT #273: Marine Recruits Are COVID Test Subjects
01:18:58

Round 1: 1000 Marine Recruits at Parris Island, notably not San Diego, volunteered for coronavirus testing. The military gave it an acronym, shockingly enough. The name? CHARM. You gotta be butt fucking kidding me. Round 2: Marine veteran Paul Whelan was convicted in Russia of spying. He got 16 years of hard labor… in Russia. Yikes. Round 3: Kate interviews a Marine Sergeant about his experience in the Marine Corps with coming out and being openly gay. Round 4: We are gonna take a little trip across the pond to talk a little Battle of France. Why? There’s a LCpl there with the greatest name in the history of names. No offense to John the Baptist. Round 5: A GOOD OLE FASHIONED CHAPS SURPRISE!!!


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Jun 16, 2020
ZBT #272: NASCAR Beats the Army + Dale Dye
01:29:56

ROUND 1: Ope! Heads up! A Hypersonic Mach-5 Missile Accidentally Fell Off An Air Force B-52 over California this week. I’m sure whatever it hit will totally buff out. ROUND 2: If you ain’t first, you’re last - and even NASCAR has now pulled ahead of the Army in the race to get rid of all things confederate. Who’s slowing the Army car down? ROUND 3: Cons sat down with a decorated Vietnam veteran who you’ve probably seen before but didn’t even know it. Colonel Sink, I mean, Capt (R) Dale Dye tells us how he parlayed a 20 year Marine career into 3 decades in Hollywood ROUND 4: The highest of highs, the lowest of lows - No I’m not talking about ‘Ol Katie Mood Swings on a Period Tuesday - I’m talking about Kathy Sullivan - the first woman to walk in Space who also just reached the lowest point in the sea. ROUND 5: Wayne Carmaiden, the soldier who fixed the National Guard phalanx at the DC protests, joins us to talk about that moment and what the protests were like!


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Jun 12, 2020
ZBT #271: Marine Corps Bans Confederate Symbols
01:35:41

Round 1: New Zealand Goofin. Our Kiwi pals announce that they haven’t had any new cases of Covid-19 in 44 days. They acted like they’ve been there before and handed the ball off to the referee. Round 2: President Trump is taking shots at Colin Powell and his legacy over remarks that the general and former Secretary of State gave on CNN this weekend. We’ll get into that just a little bit. Round 3: The Marine Corps has banned all confederacy related images and flags from their bases. We asked the baby girls what should be banned next. Round 4: An attorney joins the show to talk about his job. Not litigation. He joins to talk about the 1632 hours he spent as an air forward observer where he earned 4 Distinguished Flying Crosses, one Bronze Star, a Purple Heart, and an Air Medal with combat V. Jim Dunn joins the show to talk about his combat experiences. Round 5: You can wear only one uniform, EXCEPT PT GEAR, for the rest of your life, which do you choose???


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Jun 09, 2020
ZBT #270: Mattis Talks Trump + Senator McSally
01:44:59

ROUND 1: A North Carolina woman passed away this week at the age of 90 thus ending a 155 year long pension from her father’s time in the Civil War… How is this possible? Well the ‘ol vet was 83 when she was born, go old man, go. ROUND 2: One of the most cringe worthy military love texts led us to ask you about the worst love stories you ever witnessed in uniform. From a motorcycle wedding to Jody drama the answers did not disappoint. ROUND 3: A Rifle-toting veteran was arrested this week after dressing up and blending in with a National Guard crowd control formation in Los Angeles. Stay tuned to hear what this has to do with Jurassic Park. Hold on to ya butts. ROUND 4: Martha McSally, who was not a Sad Sack Sally when we interviewed her, joined us to talk about her book, life as an A-10 fighter pilot, and how she sued the bejesus out of Secretary Rumsfeld while she was just a lowly field grade officer. ROUND 5: Call Sign Chaos caused a little chaos on social media. General Mattis blasted his former boss by saying that President Trump is a danger to the Constitution. That’s kinda big news right? That deserves its own round!


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Jun 05, 2020
ZBT #269: WWII MoH Recipient Woody Williams + A Conversation
00:49:31

Round 1: The nation is hurting. We’d be foolish to ignore it. Round 2: An Interview with World War 2 veteran, Marine, Medal of Honor recipient, and 96 year-old grandpa, Woody Williams!


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Jun 02, 2020
ZBT #268: Space Edging + Bonus Chaps and Kate Show
01:43:31

ROUND 1: A Fort Leavenworth soldier saved the day when they rammed their car into another on a bridge over the Missouri River this week. How’s that a good thing? You’ll just have to listen & find out. Wowzers, what a teaser by Kate there. Incredible. ROUND 2: 3, 2, 1 - NASA - WE HAVE LIFT-O...OOOHHH NO! Americans were about to launch into outer-space from American soil and on American equipment for the first time in nearly a decade when the launch got held off Wednesday afternoon. ROUND 3: If you’ve been struggling with junk food on quarantine this might motivate you a little bit - A kid who dreamed of joining the Marines but weighed 365 pounds went and lost 185 of those LBs & now he’s off getting screamed at by DIs as we speak. ROUND 4: You know how sometimes there’s a wack-a-doo in the news and you think to yourself “please don’t be a veteran, please don’t be a veteran’? Well there’s a gent in North Carolina gearing up to fight the “New World Order” and sorry but… he’s a veteran!


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May 29, 2020
ZBT #267: You Can't Handle The Truth
01:09:18

Round 1: We’ll do a check-in about our weekends, I’m enforcing staff sergeant rules in my house but in kind of an air forcey way, and some thoughts about Memorial Day weekend in general. Round 2: This weekend I watched one of my favorite movies and came up with a realization…. Col Jessup is the World’s Biggest Truckrant Vet Bro. Round 3: We get to the bottom of a SALACIOUS rumor that is sullying the good name of a hospital in Trinidad and Tobago. Round 4: Spy Pigeons! Round 5: North Korea has issued a state-sponsored correction involving their founder Kim Il Sung. This one will blow your mind. Round 6: MORE CALL HER DADDY DRAMA! We issue some page 11’s, NJPs, and possibly even a court’s marshall for the Call Her Daddy Ladies!


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May 26, 2020
ZBT #266: Punching Presidents + Memorial Day
01:01:34

ROUND 1: President Teddy Roosevelt was a Rough Rider even inside the White House where apparently he enjoyed challenging the staff to ::checks notes:: punch him in the face. Would you punch your boss if they asked you??? ROUND 2: Sure, no one wants their spouse to deploy… but would you sabotage things behind the scenes & stop them from going if you could? One woman did just that and then asked, “Am I the asshole?” She might not love the answers. ROUND 3: A Green Beret & his son went all the way to Japan to get a Nissan… Car Company executive about to stand trial. They smuggled him out in a box & got him all the way to Lebanon. Gotta say… speaks volumes for Green Beret skills, right?? ROUND 4: National Guard cut off at 89 days… Just one day ahead of the minimum needed to qualify for a host of active-duty benefits including the GI Bill. In the words of Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcom… "the uh.. The green weenie finds a way..." ROUND 5: Alright gang… 1 - 2 - 3… STOLEN VALOR! AHHHH That’s right - We got a real doooozy of a stolen valor case on our hands and we’re gonna mosey on over to it..


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May 22, 2020
ZBT #265: President Trump's Super Duper Missiles
01:00:27

Round 1: BUCKLE UP, SLUTS! WE GOT A NEW MISSILE ALERT and the Space Force has a new guidon (they don’t rate a flag yet)! Round 2: reddit had the most timeless military letter we've ever seen. We’ll break it down for you shotgun-style and give it a bolt bore check to see if it’s cleared hot. Yuck. That was too much. Round 3: A little Singapore social distancing goofin led to a former Air Force member’s arrest and spending 4 weeks in a Singapore jail. That sounds less than ideal. Round 4: Technology was all over the news today in very different ways. One way was in Dubai with the fanciest helmets you’ve ever seen and another was in Afghanistan with hellfire and brimstone..


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May 19, 2020
ZBT #264: Taliban Defection Goofin
01:13:10

ROUND 1: On the Gulf Coast near Fort Meyers there’s a little restaurant that shares the same name as ‘ol Capn Cons. We’ll read the Yelp reviews for both of them and boy we hope you like things roasted. ROUND 2: A former Afghan police chief has pulled a big time Benedict Arnold and switched sides to join the Taliban in what is thought to be one of the highest-level defections to those assholes yet. ROUND 3: A Chief Warrant Officer and spokesman for Parris Island Recruit Depot is knife-handing trolls all over Facebook. Comment at your own risk there, yoo-hoos. ROUND 4: Military flyovers - so hot right now. It seems like every major city is getting one, but did you know you can also request one anywhere in the country?? What sort of air support would you want at your next big bash??? Round 5: An attack that took place in the maternity ward of a Kabul hospital this week has shocked the world and devastated the people of Afghanistan.


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May 15, 2020
ZBT #263: Michael Jordan in a Foxhole
01:23:12

Round 1: The Last Dance is the greatest 10 part docuseries of all time behind Band of Brothers so we put Michael Jordan in a foxhole and even slap a rank on him. Round 2: Long drag on a cigarette, back in my day, the recruits at Marine Corps boot camp weren't so pussy that they needed a falcon to protect them from seagulls. Shit’s changed. We’ll tell you about this new breed of mask-wearing soft corps softees. Round 3: Through our Career Day series, we’ve gone through several jobs that most people don't know about. Today, we are going to tell you about 10 jobs from the WW2 era and see if Kate would enlist again to do any of them. Round 4: Continuing the Career Day series, see how we did that, we have Patrick McKavitt who is a Naval academy grad and Marine Corps Operations Analyst. He’s gonna tell you what that means because I still can't Round 5: Jerry Stiller, who is best known as Frank Costanza, died this weekend of natural causes. He told a story in a New York Times article in 1997 that encapsulates every veteran at any bar ever!


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May 12, 2020
Episode 262: I Wish An MFer Would
01:11:57

Round 1: The military might be rushing to judgement. I know that’s shocking but there was a memo released this week that says that people who have tested positive for coronavirus are PERMANENTLY disqualified ROUND 2: I’ve had it with these mothafuckin’ Devildogs on this mothafuckin’ plane! At least that’s how one man felt when 3 yoked infantry gents took him down for acting out in the plane’s bathroom... ROUND 3: Kate quiz alert! She’s informed us there’s a hilarious twist to this one and boy, I can’t wait to laugh and laugh. [deadpan ROUND 4: Wow.. he went from jumping on Oprah’s couch to hopping on a rocket to the international space station… NASA confirms -Tom Cruise will indeed be shooting a movie in outer space. ROUND 5: GoFundMes can be great and they can also be incredibly cringe-inducing. The Army would like to remind those in uniform that you can be shaking your internet cup at timeline passersby. ROUND 6: Every troop in the world hates CIF. We are gonna close out the show with some hate and discontent from the platoon!


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May 08, 2020
ZBT #261: Russian Doctors + Polish Troops in Chicago
01:05:14

Round 1: There’s a situation that I need to get to the bottom of. I had a fear that ripped through me on Saturday morning, I want to discuss it in the trust tree. Round 2: A veteran, who was acting as a contractor, was captured by terrorists in Afghanistan. Navy SEALs and others tried to do a rescue mission. Why havent we heard shit about this until now? We’ll tell you what we know in round 2. Round 3: Artillery goofin with Connor and a Canadian who gets to cause avalanches… on purpose… for work. Round 4: Some Polish military members have deployed to Chicago. No word yet on if they brought delicious perogies with them or not. Round 5: Meanwhile in Russia…. That’s it. That’s the round teaser. Round 6: The scuttlebutt about scuttlebutts!


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May 05, 2020
ZBT #260: Fired for a BBQ + Internet Birds
01:30:50

ROUND 1: A British Royal Navy captain was fired for a barbeque…! Did he overcook the steak? Not season the meats enough? Use propane instead of coal? We’ll find out. ROUND 2: BA-BA-BA-BIRD-BIRD-BIRD, Bird… internet’s the word when it comes to the Navy’s latest experiments. You heard that right, bird. Internet. Hopefully that really uh… takes flight for them. ROUND 3: Crippling depression is no joke, but… maybe it sort of is when it comes to one tank crew in the army. ROUND 4: INTERVIEW ROUND 5: It’s not a sky dick but it’s still pretty cool - A student from Towsen Universeity in Maryland took to the skies over Aberdeen to spell out FUCK COVID-19. We salute you, sir!


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May 01, 2020
ZBT #259: Hacking Mattis’ Email + Congressman Max Rose
01:24:26

Round 1: Ding Dong, the bitch is dead….maybe. Rumors are flying around that Kim Jong Un has bit the proverbial rocket launched at you while tied to a pole. Is this good or bad? Well, there’s essentially two schools of thought about that. Round 2: In this round, we are going to play a game called, “How Long Can It Live?” Round 3: West Point is calling back all their seniors, or whatever the fuck they call them, so that they can hear President Trump give a speech at their graduation. Guess how we feel about that. Round 4: Is hacking a general’s email in order to send complimentary remarks about yourself a good idea? Secretary Mattis recently told the story of one brave yet remarkably stupid Private First Class Round 5: We are going to bring on congressman Max Rose to talk about his experiences working with the National Guard during the coronavirus pandemic. He had an up-close view of the devastation happening in his district. He’ll give us the skinny!


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Apr 28, 2020
ZBT #258: MattisMarine + Iran's Being A Dick
01:07:31

ROUND 1: Maybe he’s born with, (me & Cons:) Maybe it’s MattisMarine. Many folks were a bit surprised this week to see General Mattis modeling a jacket in ads for a clothing company… Do you think they’ll ask us next? (weird silence) ROUND 2: Army base Ansbach has a colorful, winged fairy flitting around making sure soldiers are staying socially distant and we’re sure they are absolutely loving that and it doesn’t kill their souls a little bit in any way. ROUND 3: Career Day Interview - Supply Marine Reservist Ali Van Zant ROUND 4: Iran’s being a total dick on the high seas & Russia’s being an enormous asshole in the skies. Is the U.S. about to kick dick and blast ass? Or is this business as usual. (dare you to not smile saying blast ass) ROUND 5: You might feel a little pissed off after we tell you about a nightmarish piss test on Fort Rucker. Maybe even moreso once we share your own military drug test horror stories to close out the episode!


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Apr 24, 2020
ZBT #257: Things We'd Rather Be Doing featuring Former Secret Service Agent Evy Poumpouras
01:22:35

Round 1: Coronavirus is still the top news in the world. It’s affecting the military too but it just might allow some navy boot camp recruits to do a little water-park goofin before their knot-tying lessons at boot camp. Round 2: A luxury cruise ship is finally going to dock after 14 weeks at sea. The ship was going to go around the world but coronavirus made them shift plans. Would a 14 week cruise be good or bad? Round 3: Former Secret Service Agent Evy Poumpours joins us to talk protecting the President, traveling the ole globe, and whether or not The First Kid is the most accurate Secret Service movie. Round 4: A huge shoutout to our guy in Kenya. A governor there is facing backlash for including bottles of Hennessy in his food care packages. We salute him. Round 5: I’m thinking about getting a hot tub. Is that a classless move???


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Apr 21, 2020
ZBT #256: Mess Night + Haircuts featuring Captain Charlie Plumb
01:33:57

ZERO BLOG THIRTY Thursday, April 16th (Friday, April 17th) ROUND 1: Cons, Kate and I are throwing a Mess Night and we’ve each invited three well known guests… but only the strong survive this group elimination challenge. ROUND 2: Our Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff beefed with The Secretary of Defense at a live, televised press conference over - you guessed it - haircuts! The saga continues. Can anyone shave us?! ROUND 3: An Airman is in deep trouble after flinging his propeller (PENIS) all over a Florida TJ Maxx. Buddy, flashing people is soooo out of style. ROUND 4: Interview with Captain Charlie Plumb ROUND 5: Military encounters of the animal kind. We asked for the weirdest wildlife you encountered and the answers were quite literally wild!


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Apr 17, 2020
ZBT #255: Mind Control + Losing Our Minds
01:14:51

Round 1: Stuck inside for the past month has made me realize that I essentially have zero hobbies besides golf. The golf course is closed. Let talk about some things we should bring back from childhood. Round 2: A French VIP retiree did the one of the only things you cant do in a fighter jet; he pulled the ejection lever much to the chagrin of the pilot. Round 3: Career day goofin continues with an operations specalist from the US Navy. You dont know what an operations specalist is? I didnt either so dont feel bad. Round 4: throw on your decoder rings, boots. We are gonna do a little spy goofin and talk about the CIA’s Mid-Century Mind Control ProjectSayyid Qutb Round 5: Because of coronavirus, things will change for possibly ever. If Dr. Fuaci has his way, we wont be shaking hands anymore. We have some possible replacements!


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Apr 14, 2020
ZBT #254: USS Roosevelt Update + Dan Crenshaw
01:29:30

ROUND 1: An Iraq war Veteran with Purple Heart tags had his truck stolen right outside his house yesterday and he’ll be joining us to talk about the ordeal because, ope, it was me. While we’re on the topic, ZBT listeners told us what they’ve had stolen from them and we’ll share the best ones with you! ROUND 2: Try as we might, we can’t escape Coronavirus scuttlebutt as it’s had a massive effect on all the branches. Earlier this week SecNav Modly resigned after major d-rama on the USS Roosevelt. ROUND 3: CAREER DAY - Marine welder turned law school student ROUND 4: Steve Carrell has a new show coming out about the Space Force. Will it actually be good or will we have to go into full-out The Code mode on their asses? ROUND 5: Dan Crenshaw ROUND 6: No more brass, trash, or saved rounds, ma’am… The Army & Marine Corps are finally on the verge of dumping brass cased ammo. What will this mean for our beloved police calls??.


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Apr 10, 2020
ZBT #253: A Motivated Mental Refresher
01:32:31

BONUS - We open the show today with something a little different, providing a little mental refresher for everyone out there listening at home. A Zero Blog Thirty first. Then, we get into the rounds and we have a full show! Round 1: Andrew Yang talked to a friend who was a soldier and we all had to read the dumbest tweet as a result. Hey Andrew, you got firewatch, bitch Round 2: Huge shoutout to our friends down under. They might be providing an escape for the entire world right now by utilizing a private island for Sports. Our beloved, beloved sports. Round 3: Motivator, motivator come on out. We wanna hear Cpl Greg Fisher, who we post on social media every monday, scream and shout. Round 4: As many of you know, toilet paper can be hard to get your hands on. So can eggs, milk, and lysol. One industry is booming during quarantine season, you guessed it. It’s baby chick time. Round 5: The Career Fair continues and we talk to a Chaplain Round 6: The leader of ISIS in Afghanistan was arrested with 19 other militants. We arent going to spend much time on it, I just really wanna mention how fucking ugly this dude is. Buzz, your girlfriend… WOOOF Round 7: I finally got around to watching Captain America from 2011 and I have some thoughts about this American hero.


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Apr 07, 2020
ZBT #252: Roosevelt Skipper Fired
01:07:00

ROUND 1: Allll aboard… We are goin’ off the rails to tell you the story of a man who tried to take out the USNS Comfort this week… with a train! ROUND 2: Social distancing is pretty much impossible on Navy ships and that’s become apparent as over 100 Sailors on an aircraft carrier have come down with Coronavirus. As the situation worsens one Captain on the ship has put their neck out to plead with officials to do the right thing and take steps to stop the spread. ROUND 3: Thousands of folks still stuck on cruise ships might get excited when they see the Coast Guard coming but they shouldn’t get their hopes up because they’re droppin’ a big ‘ol basket of bad news on ‘em. ROUND 4: Career day ROUND 5: Another game from Kate and she’s informed me that this time it’s a quiz of random military questions from WWII to veteran Porn that popped into her head with no rhyme or reason. Sounds awesome & you can play along, too..


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Apr 03, 2020
ZBT #251: Career Day featuring Mark Hertling
01:45:49

a list of resources on our website: https://getheadstrong.org/covid19/ Additionally, Headstrong has gone to full tele-health with clinicians in Colorado, so cadets can reach out: https://getheadstrong.org/get-help/ Vets4Warriors, which 247 peer support that can link the cadets to other resources: https://www.vets4warriors.com/author/vets4warr/ ---- Career Day 1 ROUND 1: Over the weekend President Trump issued an order permitting the Pentagon to bring some veterans & reservists back to active duty to assist with the Coronavirus pandemic and we got the details for ya. ROUND 2: In the first of our career day interview series, we are gonna hear from a pilot who flies the refueling planes. ROUND 3: A Colonel had a meltdown over ice cream so you won’t be finding much of it around Afghanistan chow halls anymore. Looks like those troops are in for a rocky road regarding their dessert section. ROUND 4: Lt General Mark Hertling joins the show to talk about his career, shooting with a chicken wing in a viral CNN clip, how he was injured in tank battle during Desert storm and much much more. Round 5: Sacre Blu! The last people on earth to know about coronavirus are some french submariners who are deep in the sea and have zero idea about what is happening up here on dry land. ROUND 6: Kate has another game for us and this time it’s all about acronyms. Let’s hope it’s not SNAFU!


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Mar 31, 2020
ZBT #250: Military Suspension featuring Rocky Bleier
01:42:11

ROUND 1: The military has suspended all travel, deployments, and exercises for the entire force and we’re gonna give you a quick, light, roundup ending with the most pressing issue of all. Haircuts! ROUND 2: A bit of panic ensued on Twitter when a DJ named Kray-Z-K tweeted a photo of hundreds of tanks rolling through San Diego & asked if martial law was upon us. Is there a government conspiracy afoot?! Or is this DJ just spinning a wack track. Big bonus on this round, too… more tank talk! ROUND 3: As someone who’s had diarrhea since ____ I know how tough it is to unclog a toilet. But at least I’m not the Navy who has two new ships costing them $400,000 EVERY SINGLE TIME there’s a plumbing issue. Money down the shitter, amiright folks? Ha ha ROUND 4: Rocky Blier ROUND 5: MINDLESS GAME-SHOW ALERT: Kate has a fun little name-game for us called “Country Singer, Nascar Driver, or Kate Made It Up” and you & your buddies can play along too.


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Mar 27, 2020
ZBT #249: Military Olympics + The Future
00:55:45

Round 1: The Canadians are leading the way again. Our friends up north announced they are not gonna be in the Olympics. The Summer Olympics. Kinda slaps differently when Canada says that arent playing beach volleyball! Round 2: With ESPN Ocho dominating the sports scene this weekend, we took to social media to see what military sports should be on the next slate of games. Watching people fill sandbags as fast as they can would be must-watch tv. Round 3: For the next two rounds, we are gonna step into the future. We’d all like to fast-forward the present, so we are gonna do that. People are currently designing the future. Whoa. Meta as fuck. Round 4: Multi-Azimuth Defense-Fast Intercept Round Engagement Systems. Buddy, the future is violent AF..


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Mar 24, 2020
ZBT #248: Fighting Boredom + Nudes
00:50:21

ROUND 1: Boredom is going to start setting in soon. If you think we dont have a cure for that, you just made a big mistake. Huge. Let’s talk RomComs, folks! ROUND 2: Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna comb through it and get your haircut… At least if you’re in the Navy. They’re letting their grooming standards relax to deal with Coronavirus. ROUND 3: Yes, the times are changin’ but it’d be a lie to say nudie mags haven’t been a huge part of military culture. So its sad news as Playboy has published it’s very last print magazine ever. Bonus - Kate has a nudie mag quiz for Cons & I. ROUND 4: A story is making the rounds about a combat Veteran & his wife having a baby. What’s so interesting about that? The wife and baby are both dolls. ROUND 5: We asked, you answered. How is Coronavirus affecting your units… We can smell the bleach from here..


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Mar 20, 2020
ZBT #247: Hurry Up and Wait
01:04:43

Round 1: Coronavirus lockdowns are in full effect. It’s only been one weekend and boredom is already starting to set in. We are gonna teach you the ancient military method of hurry up and waiting! Round 2: Magnets… How do they work? Not only that, but other stuff is weird too. We are gonna hop right into something not coronavirus related. Round 3: For round number three, we had longtime Stoolie Boris come in to read the round. You’ll remember Boris as the gentleman who shaved my beard in New York a few months ago. He’s been helping us with graphics so take it away Boris. Us pesky Russians are back in the news. Coronavirus be damned. We head to Alaska to check out your most beautiful state. Did we get caught? You’ll have to wait until round three to find out. Round 4: Everything in America is changing which includes military stuff too. Boot camp is delayed. All PCS and TDY moves are halted until May 11th. Some of those spots are worse than others. We took to the zbt platoon to remind us about the worst places you could be on lockdown..


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Mar 16, 2020
ZBT #246: Coronavirus + Integrity Violators
01:00:43

Round 1: Coronavirus hysteria. It’s going down, folks. So we are gonna give you a little advice amd freak out some too. ROUND 2: The GI Bill is a wonderful thing.. Until your school is charged with “erroneous, deceptive, or misleading" practices so the VA terminates new enrollments. ROUND 3: Integrity Violators? In the military? Hard to believe, but some little birdies - AKA you guys - told us about the craziest lies people in your unit ever got caught up in. ROUND 4: Hear the story of a spoooooky Air Force crew that just got awarded for their bravery in 9-hour firefight against ISIS back in 2019. Round 5 doggie bag!


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Mar 13, 2020
ZBT #245: Bomb Sniffing Dolphins + Lies Your Recruiter Told You
00:57:38

Round #1: Despite what longtime stoolie Ray Finkle would say, the laces were out and the dolphins are in… inside the belly of a C-17 because these specialized bomb-smelling dolphins are headed to the Florida Keys from San Diego. No word yet on Key Largo or Montego. We’ll keep you updated! Round 2: THATS A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL! Soldiers and family members assigned to bases in Italy will no longer be allowed to PCS home, go to professional schools, or couple’s skate at the base roller rink due to fears about the Coronavirus outbreak in Italy. One of those isn't true. We’ll let you think about it and guess! Round 3: That’s right, folks. MORE CORONAVIRUS TALK! This time, however, we are going to praise the good folks of the Coast Guard. The more I think about it, they might be the most useful branch to homeland America. They are constantly in the thick of it even if that thickness comes from the mucus-laden nastiness of the coronavirus. Round 4: Recruiter Tall Tales: we head out to the ZBT platoon on social media to check in and see if the recruiters out there ever lie, cheat, or steal. It should be a short round because honesty is a hallmark of non-commissioned officers. Round 5: A Marine had to take a shit. The Marine wasn't Kate or me.. We’ll tell you her horror story, though. Dont drink coffee while we do if you have a barracks inspection. We dont want nose coffee.. (Which is different than nose beers) to cause you to fail your inspection..


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Mar 10, 2020
ZBT #244: Kate Receives An Award From The VFW + Congressman Will Hurd
01:17:00

ROUND 1: Kate received an award from the VFW, and we recap how the night went. Spoiler alert, it was great!!! ROUND 2: PETA is up in arms over an animal that has no arms that our armed forces are eating when they hold it in their arms over their heads to drink their blood! Say that 5 times fast. ROUND 3: Interview with Congressman Will Hurd ROUND 4: Thicc (with two c’s) soldiers are strong soldiers according to a new study, and that’s great news for the ladies out there with a little bit of extra strong on ‘em.


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Mar 06, 2020
ZBT #243: Sgt. Slaughter and 36 Hours of Peace
00:49:43

Round 1: An Army unit had a DUI over the weekend. Nothing new there. The command went a little bit old school in the punishment. Does unit punishment work for situations like this? Maybe. Probably not. Round 2: America’s newest medal of honor recipient just got promoted to Sergeant Major. Having a SgtMaj with a MOH would be both a blessing and it would STINK. We’ll tell you why. Round 3: We have an agreement in place to leave Afghanistan! Woohoo! America and the Taliban signed the agreement on Friday. Afghanistan isnt on board though. Is that a problem? Round 4: Marine Corps Commandant General Berger is making some big changes and we’re going to tell you about two. One involves the confederate flag and the other involves making the Marine Corps the smartest branch in the DoD. Round 5: In the worst Stolen Valor news of my adult life, Sgt. Slaughter has been outed as a fake which kinda proves that WCW is better than WWE!


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Mar 03, 2020
ZBT #242: Big Dinghy Energy
01:17:34

ROUND 1: China is back in the news but this time it isnt for Coronavirus. They are deploying more than 100k troops to Pakistan. Deployments arent always what they are quacked up to be. ROUND 2: A U.S. soldier in South Korea has tested positive for COVID-19 AKA Coronavirus. We hope they’re ok but also imagine they are getting absolutely roasted by their pals right now. ROUND 3: Women are in the news for both British & American military forces this week as they make great strides. As per usual the haters are out in full force. ROUND 4: We are pretty pro America on this podcast so when a national American media company shits down our throat, we take notice. NPR wrote a piece about America losing an important war. We dont take that lightly. ROUND 5: Two British sailors were awarded for bravery at Kensington Palace. An award ceremony just slaps different in a castle, folks. Round 6: Cons sits down with Army Football captain Cole Christensen to talk about the new policy allowing Academy graduates to go pro and how it came about because of a random comment in the Oval Office!!!


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Feb 28, 2020
ZBT #241: Taliban Should Be Tali-BANNED From The New York Times
00:43:28

Round 1: Airmen in Okinawa are authorized to wear shorts on the flight line. Is this a big deal to anyone besides Kate? Shes furious about it and I'm not sure why. Round 2: The Taliban, Afghan Forces, and the United States have gone into a week-long reduction of violence agreement. We’re gonna check in on the first day! Round 3: Speaking of the Taliban, what in the fuck are you doing, New York Times? The squad is going to get into the mind-binding decision that resulted in having a Taliban leader write an opinion piece in the New York Times. Round 4: One of the best parts about deployments is the deployment video. Choosing a song can be tough. We’ll rate a popular one today. Mr. Red White and Blue Round 5: Recently, a 62 year old veteran broke a planking record. He held the position for nearly 8 hours. We’ll let you guess what school he went to. It’ll make Connor happy and Connor deserves happiness too!


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Feb 25, 2020
ZBT #240: Get Run Off The Road, BITCH @Russia
01:00:35

ROUND 1: There are about 27 Fast & Furious movies now, but we’re especially excited for the next one - Fast & Furious, Syria Drift which is inspired by true events this week as a Russian vehicle tried to go full Vin Diesel against a convoy of US MRAPs. ROUND 2: How do you guys like your coffee? With piss? Well that’s super weird. But if true, you guys are gonna love what a disgruntled Airman is in trouble for. ROUND 3: A survey has come out telling us what states have the most folks enlisting. Is YOUR state one of the most patriotic? ROUND 4: We all know bureaucratic red tape & the military go together like peas & carrots, and that’s especially true for a Marine Recruit who has been in the brig for almost 2 years now, but… without any charges or trial thus far??? ROUND 5: We’ll close out the show with some final thoughts on Iwo Jima and what the legacy means to us..


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Feb 21, 2020
Official Air Force Academy Review
00:42:46

The ZBT squad went out to Colorado Springs for some hockey goofin and had a great time. The Air Force Academy hosted the NHL Stadium Series, and the Barstool Air Force viceroy gave us a tour of campus beforehand. Sitting just outside the Rockies, we give our honest opinions on our day at the AFA!


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Feb 18, 2020
ZBT #239: Happy Valentine's Day Staff Sarnt
01:02:44

ROUND 1: A Texas county sheriff’s candidate loooved talking about his time in the SEALs, Green Berets & Airborne rangers, but it turns out he was never with any of them… and it’s even more of a heartbreaker when it turns out his opponent did the same thing! ROUND 2: It’s Valentine’s Day!!! Which is great news because that means chocolate will be ½ off at the PX tomorrow, and even better news since listeners showered each other with love notes & we’re gonna read those sweet, sweet suckers today. ROUND 3: Wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day without a little heartbreak, too, and it looks like the Phillipines might be breaking up with the USA & ending a major security pact that allows us to train in their country. ROUND 4: People on deployments dont cease being horny. Some of our listeners have never been on a field op, deployment, or movement while in a romantic relation. We’ll take some advice from the salt dogs of WW2 and then put our spin on sexting while deployed. ROUND 5: An Air Force pilot sent a ring to outer-fucking-space in a marriage proposal that will put you all to SHAME!!!


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Feb 14, 2020
ZBT #238: Chow Thieves & Spotlighters + Military Goosebumps
00:58:01

ROUND 1: The military is equipped to handle anything in the world. Doesnt matter what it is. We are experts at crises and if you dont realize that, you have a big dump that’s infected with coronavirus in your pants. ROUND 2: A former Navy diver has been kidnapped in Afghanistan while working for a US contracting firm. The news and the state department have been oddly quiet about efforts to get him back. ROUND 3: The Army is trying to find a way that your dick skinners can stay warm without mittens or your hands in your nasty ass pockets. ROUND 4: What military moments send shivers down your spine, pricklies on your neck, & goosebumps down your arms? We asked, you answered… ROUND 5: This weekend a Medal of Honor recipient went on Fox and Friends to trash LtCol Vindman’s career and reputation. Is this who we are going to be as a veteran/military community???


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Feb 11, 2020
ZBT #237: Bless Deez Nukes
00:49:07

ROUND 1: Our friends the Russian Orthodox ministers are blessing babies, marriages, and now… NUCLEAR BOMBS. Good idea or bad idea??? ROUND 2: We’ve all been in staring contests, but the one happening overseas right now is slightly more serious... Russian contractors in Syria are getting into standoffs with US troops and tensions are high after some potentially dangerous encounters ROUND 3: A spouse surprise at SOTU address had many in tears, but for a lot of veterans watching it was bittersweet after nearly 2 decades of war ROUND 4: One employee at the Little Rock VA improperly gave out $311,000 in disability payments to 11 vets after miscalculating claims, and those veterans affected get to keep the money. Is this employee the Robin Hood of the system? Or just really bad at their job? ROUND 5: Sources believe North Korea is close to completing a submarine with nuke capabilities, though sources also believe this sub would be ‘very noisy and easy to spot’.. So there’s that.


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Feb 07, 2020
ZBT #236: Al-Qaeda In Arizona
00:48:14

Round 1: Coronavirus Safety Brief: Grab your first line supervisor, because Coronavirus is in the United States and we’re having a safety stand-down. Round 2: A real-life Top Gun moment led to one Marine commander being relieved from his F18 squadron post. Round 3: A dude living in Arizona was one of the main leaders of Al Qaeda. Yeah. That Al Qaeda. Round 4: Some absolute legends were on the field for the Super Bowl. 4 100-year-old veterans participated in the coin toss. We’ll tell you about one of those men and then take a walk down Super Bowl Memory lane!


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Feb 04, 2020
ZBT #235: What's The Bootest Thing You've Ever Done? ft. Pop Smoke
01:11:59

ROUND 1: Wanna be Platoon Sergeant for the day? Apparently for one Army MP Unit all you gotta do is win a bet on Facebook.. ROUND 2: A segment of Antiques Roadshow went viral this week after an Air Force veteran found out a watch he ordered through the Exchange 40 years ago is worth nearly $1M… ROUND 3: We asked the ZBT listeners to tell us the bootiest boot things they did when they were new-boot goofin’ and my God… you guys are NERDS. But that’s ok, because so were we… ROUND 4: Kate interviews Daniel Sharp from @pop_smoke_official account and he shares some words of wisdom about mental health, taking risks to follow your own path, and more ROUND 5: Everyone who has served goes through moments where they absolutely hate it. Unlike one airmen, most don’t fake a kidnapping and light amnesia in order to get a discharge!


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Jan 31, 2020
ZBT #234: Army Ranger Medics Pull Off Mid-Firefight Blood Transfusion
00:50:05

Round 1: Canadian military wants help taking out trash — in space. They’ve spent millions so far but they should have just asked us because we are very smart. Round 2: The Navy is looking into a video that was released on porn hub which showed both Marines and Sailors in compromising positions which has gotta be horrifying for everyone who is on a ship. Round 3: Two Army Ranger medics made history by performing a blood transfusion in the middle of a firefight. This round will include one of the craziest stories we’ve told in a long while. Round 4: The VFW is demanding an apology from President Trump after remarks this week about traumatic brain injuries. Round 5: VA’s hospital in Dallas went without a gynecologist for nearly two years, which seems like a big deal, so we should be treating that like it’s a big deal. Round 6: Australian soldiers have been dispatched to help get the bushfires under control there and some got put on the best working party we’ve seen. No, it’s not oiling up Hugh Jackman. So we asked you what the best working party you’ve ever been on and once again, you all came through!


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Jan 28, 2020
ZBT #233: Jocko Willink + Smells That Remind You Of The Military
01:15:54

ROUND 1: Running through the jungle with my M-16. What smell is in my nostrils, it's still Simple Green. We took to our social media accounts to see what smells reminded you of military life the most. The results? Well, you sick fucks came through again. ROUND 2: Set your watches to MOTIVATION O'CLOCK because we have Navy SEAL, author & leadership guru Jocko Willink on the show, and boy does he think Kate is a loser ROUND 3: There's a group online trying to make money off a hot new fad… The Military Diet… And no it's not Rip It's and cheap cigarettes. ROUND 4: The U.S. Navy says it will name an aircraft carrier after Doris "Dorie" Miller, the African American mess attendant who heroically leapt into combat during the bombing of Pearl Harbor. It's an incredible story and so well deserved!


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Jan 24, 2020
ZBT #233: Jocko Willink + Smells That Remind You Of The Military.
01:15:54

ROUND 1: Running through the jungle with my M-16. What smell is in my nostrils, it's still Simple Green. We took to our social media accounts to see what smells reminded you of military life the most. The results? Well, you sick fucks came through again. 

ROUND 2: Set your watches to MOTIVATION O'CLOCK because we have Navy SEAL, author & leadership guru Jocko Willink on the show, and boy does he think Kate is a loser

ROUND 3: There's a group online trying to make money off a hot new fad… The Military Diet… And no it's not Rip It's and cheap cigarettes. 

ROUND 4: The U.S. Navy says it will name an aircraft carrier after Doris "Dorie" Miller, the African American mess attendant who heroically leapt into combat during the bombing of Pearl Harbor. It's an incredible story and so well deserved!


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Jan 24, 2020
ZBT #232: Suck It, Big Ol' Fatass ISIS Dude
01:04:55

Pre round: Imagine being one of those militia boots parading around Richmond, Virginia? LOL

ROUND 1: You know we don't fat shame here at ZeroBlogThirty, but we may make an exception for the latest ISIS leader captured by Iraqi security forces known to many as ISIS's Jabba the Hutt…

ROUND 2: Friend of the program Congressman Mike Gallagher (R-WI) stops by to chat about the Packers loss, cyber security threats, Congress stuff and more.

ROUND 3: Should there be a medal for the War On Drugs? We bet the late Nancy Reagan would say, “Just say yes!” to that, but not everyone agrees. So we brought on Thomas Marriott, the veteran who started the petition, to ask some questions. 

ROUND 4: How cold is this working party? ::ICE COLLLD:: The Canadian military has been mobilized to the farthest reaches of Newfoundland to dig the people out after a historic snowstorm!

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Jan 21, 2020
ZBT #231: Horny West Point Cadet Denied Dream Date + Dumbest Thing You Bought Right Out Of Boot Camp
00:55:57

ROUND 1: If you're thinking about gettin' it on in certain military towns, you might wanna pack a pecker parachute, ‘cause turns out they've got some of the highest STD rates in the country. We'll tell ya all the hot spots. 

ROUND 2: Speaking of picking up some bad stuff out in town, we asked our Twitter followers “What is the dumbest thing you bought right after boot camp/basic training?” From bootleg electronics to spur of the moment engagement rings your answers did not disappoint. 

ROUND 3: Aloha! More like Oh no, brahhh. Three civilians on a smoked-out joy ride ran into a majorrr buzzkill when they triggered a lockdown at Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam 

ROUND 4: Somehow a horned up West Point cadet failed his mission to bring porn star Diamond Foxx to his Winter formal, even after setting up a GoFundMe..

ROUND 5: Some British Royal Marines are right bothered with their Prince, bruv. ‘Arry is bloody bound for Canada with his yank lass and the Royal Marines are ready to tell their prince to bugger off. We'll get to the bottom or Bob's your uncle!


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Jan 17, 2020
ZBT #230: That's Veteran With A Capital V! I Served!
00:42:41

Round 1: One capital V veteran is spending his time on something really worthwhile. He will not rest until the Associated Press style guide rights their wrong and makes the word veteran a proper noun. 

Round 2: Liberal vultures are doing everything the can to stop the border wall from being built. They are shitting and pissing their asses all over a radio tower in South Texas. What does that mean? A shit ton.

Round 3: NASA just introduced the newest graduates from their Astronaut school. Is that what it's called? Astronaut school? Anyway, one of their new graduates has the most impressive resumes you'll ever seen. 

Round 4: The Space Force announced their enlisted rank structure. It's incredible.

Round 5:  Due to the devastating fires across Australia, their military has stepped up in a huge way. One of those ways? Beer. We'll tell you about one of the lighter stories coming from Down Under. 

Round 6:  we're huge animal people on the pod and Kate welcomed a new family member. It's time for a little cat chat!

 


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Jan 14, 2020
ZBT #229: Cease Fire In Iran // The Grossest Things You've Seen In The Military
00:55:58

ROUND 1: It feels like we can finally take a little bit of a deep breath about the situation in Iran and Iraq and we are gonna tell you why and where we go from here. 

ROUND 2: Our social media guy Kyle asked you guys, “What is the most disgusting thing you witnessed a fellow service member do?” and my God… you nasty, nasty little worms… Your answers made us throw up in our mouths a little bit, but we can't wait to share them.

ROUND 3: There was geolocation Drrrr-RAMA after a Lance Corporal's cell phone gave away the position of his entire Marine unit during an op. Nobody wants to be that guy. 

ROUND 4: It was good vibes all around when103-year-old WWII veteran, Peter Fantasia, finally received his combat medals a whopping 75 years after his heroic actions as a medic on the front lines of France. Peter Fantasia, that's music to our ears. (lololol)

ROUND 5: Courage is not the absence of fear but rather moving forward despite fear. Does the ZBT squad have the courage to take on a challenge the likes of which have never been seen? We shall see in round 5!


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Jan 10, 2020
ZBT #228: War With Iran: The Beginning Or The End?
00:59:15

ROUND 1: Moving to a new duty station in the military can be a logistical nightmare, and that's especially true for THREE military families who had a trailer of all their belongings stolen on Christmas Day. ZBT listeners also shared some of their best-worst PCS tales.

ROUND 2: Military homecomings are always a sight to behold, and an Airmen who just returned home to his girlfriend and her badass BRRRRRT A-10 fighter jet jean-jacket can attest to that

ROUND 3: Overweight, unfit, or shy? The British Army doesn't give a shit. They are introducing a new platoon just for those misfits and I can't wait to tell you about it. 

ROUND 4: Sure, we messed up a short, wacky story about missing rifles stateside, but you can count on us for the most accurate information on the latest with Iraq & Iran. We've got some updates & breakdowns for ya!


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Jan 07, 2020
ZBT #227: War With Iran?
01:02:44

Due to the timing of last night's late breaking news, Chaps addresses what happened in Iran to open the show. We recorded the pod earlier in the day with the public information we had, and will be sure to give a thorough update on Tuesday's pod as things develop over the weekend. 

Round 1:  In 2016 civilians were STORMING Canadian military bases at all hours of the day & night, and only now has the Canadian government released the reason for this mad rush. We'll give you a clue: Gotta catch ‘em all, eh?

Round 2: Navy veteran turned distance running hardo is set to circumnavigate the globe on foot this year. He's doing it for suicide prevent but theres not chance that he and I would be friends. It makes me wanna puke. 

Round 3: Story of the break was that Marines needed to be sent in to secure the Embassy in Iraq after protestors lead violent action trying to overtake the Embassy. The fallout was quick but most likely isnt close to over. 

Round 4: I hate to give North Korea any credit but alas, we must. We have promised the listener that we will always be honest. In this round, we will praise North Korea because it's due.

Round 5: Canada's Veterans Affairs twitter asked some of their WW2 veterans to give some life advice that might help in 2020. We are gonna close out the first show of the new year by soaking in some of that wisdom!


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Jan 03, 2020
ZBT's Best of 2019
02:08:28

Listen up platoon: This is our Best of 2019. The Top 10 segments from the past year. In no particular order except for which they appear in the pod:

1) The squad went to Fort Bragg and some Commanding General tried to fuck all our shit up. Then we talked about the time a Cpl emailed the Commandant for funsies.  2) Astronaut Scott Kelly agreed to do an interview so he could surprise us by reading an old Barstool blog about how hot his wife is compared to how ugly he is. Our pal Feitelberg comes on afterwards to explain himself.  3) RIP Doris.  4) A probe into 2017 USS Fitzgerald collision reveals harsh conditions of the ship. That shit was gross. 5) Cancel The Code 6) Remember the time one LCpl tried to take out the entire cartel by himself?. Us too, and this is the first time the 'LCpl voice' is used on show 7)  A Milfur went viral for participating an award ceremony dressed in their furry outfit. Kate fell down a furry rabbithole and hasn't been the same since.  8) Five veterans were among group of 8 arrested in Haiti, and they couldn't lie their way out of trouble. Also don't mess with the Serbians 9) Wearing pajamas to chow hall while the Commandant is on base was one of the best stories of the year. Our LCpl underground tells us what really happened at Camp Lejeune 10) Chaps basically becomes Varys from Game of Thrones. His little birds sing him a song from the Air Force's 735th Squadron at Hickam AFB. We've got one motivator who sick of everyone's shit so he takes an ALL CAPS dump on the entire unit's chest. Thanks for a great 2019 and happy holidays from the entire squad. Make sure to tell your friends about us so you have more people to share the laughs with in 2020!


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Dec 23, 2019
ZBT #226: This Episode Contains Absolutely No Impeachment Talk Whatsoever
00:49:29

ROUND 1: The Space Force is officially official & Kate's is applying to be the branch's professional jingle writer. We promise it won't be as bad as the last song we did. Maybe. Probably though. 

ROUND 2: A woman kept her dead husband's body in a freezer for 10 years and collected his VA benefits. Victimless crime? Maybe. We'll explore it to find out. 

ROUND 3: You've heard of crazy ex boyfriends or girlfriends calling someone way too many times, and now an Army unit is doing that to soldiers on block leave, too

ROUND 4: We asked for your stories about memorable military holiday parties and learned more than we bargained for. Did you know that EOD isn't allowed to wear robes to their parties anymore? Now you do, and you're about to find out so much more.

ROUND 5: Move aside, dumb boots. The Army's doing smart boots now that can charge your electronics on humps & these boots let higher-ups track your location. Good luck going AWOL in those suckers!


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Dec 20, 2019
ZBT #225: Captain Cons Is The Reason Navy Won Ft. Jason Van Camp
01:22:19

Round 1: A North Dakota man got a phone call saying his son, a Marine, had been killed on active duty. It was all a scam to steal the man's identity. Gotta keep your head on a swivel.

Round 2: Chinese boots hate the military at times too. That being said, the Chinese government has certain penalties when you get out early. You cant just do it all willy nilly. We layout all 8 of those penalties and we'll vote if it's worth it or not.  

Round 3: The VA may soon be required to screen doctors and nurses and NOT hire the unqualified ones. I mean holy shit, really?

Round 4: We interviewed Army Major and Green Beret Jason Van Camp about his deployments, a mormon mission in Russia, and joining the polar bear club with some old Russian ladies! 


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Dec 17, 2019
ZBT #224: Misbehavin' Before Army/Navy
00:57:26