The 40k Badcast

By Dan Boyd and Campbell McLaughlin

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A lighter take on Warhammer 40k. We're bad at 40k, and you can, too!

Episode Date
40k Badcast 114 - My Chump, My Chump, My Lovely Co-Host Chump

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Enjoy our podcast or whatever, but seriously, donate.

Jun 26, 2022
40k Badcast 113 - Why Is Everyone So Horny All The Got Dang Time?

aww hell yeah the bois are back!

topics include:
meaty weeds

ball peen pete

big cum's bean hole

let he who has not scored pass the first stone

Jun 07, 2022
40k Badcast 112 - The Spicy Bagpipe

It's back! Talking points in this episode include Hyenussy, the Ass Wastes, Dan's shithead cat, snakeboobs, a whole grip of vein puns, gettin' stilty, and hyper-local bullshit. Enjoy!

May 17, 2022
40k Badcast 111 - Bust Us This Day Our Daily Balls

Holy smokes, the bois are back from their 2-month hiatus! O frabjous day, caloo calay! Amazingly, they didn't talk about Squats. Absolutely shameful.

Apr 27, 2022
40k Badcast 110 - It Used to be So Bad, Y'all

There's a common throughline in this episode: the "good old days" were, in fact, not good. Sheesh? Remember challenges? Ugh.

Be glad that it's 9th edition and not 6th, everyone. That shit was dire.

Feb 14, 2022
40k Badcast 109 - Seek Honor?! I Barely Know Her!

Alternate episode titles include:
"sorry, italian-american listeners", "the walking meme-regurgitator", "the unending battle for fake internet clout", "does perturabo use the gamer word?", "would lorgar make a terrible youth pastor? yes", and "ruthless potlucking"

Enjoy the show!

Feb 02, 2022
40k Badcast 108 - Focus in on the Crotch

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah new episode blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Dan does something mean/obstinate blah blah blah blah blah blah Campbell doesn't have his life together blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah they actually have a worthwhile segment for once. Blah.

Jan 21, 2022
40k Badcast 107 - Sexy Fuckin' Elves

Dan lost his editing notes during a power outage yesterday, so no description jokes this time, horndogs! Who knows what they talked about? Probably warhammer, tbh.

Jan 04, 2022
40k Badcast 106 - Long, Personal, and Hard

It's the shortest day of the year, so why not plop down and listen to one of our longest episodes yet?! In this one, Dan gets sicker by the minute while he talks about the US Open Final, and Campbell introduces the 2021 Badcast Holliday Gift Guide! Half of which isn't nonsense!

Dec 21, 2021
40k Badcast 105 - Multiple, Key Boneheads

Remember y'all, you don't stop Waaaghin' until you start poggin'. In this episode, Dan screams into the void, the fellas take sides in the canned soup brand wars, and Campbell spectacularly fucks up a simple joke. Like, he really fucked it up. He's reached new heights of failing at doing something easy. Also, the bois unleash their feelings about dogs (get it?), and boy howdy are they gonna get shit from dog owners. Whatever. Fuck them. Not the dogs. The dogs are great. But their owners? Nah, bruh.

Nov 19, 2021
40k Badcast 104 - I Fought the Jokes, and the Jokes Won

Do you have a 12-foot-tall skeleton in your yard? Are you dragging your feet to take it down because A) why take it down? It's fucking rad, and B) you've got nothing to listen to while you pull out the ladder to get it and it's 6 friends off your roof? Well, dear listener, do we have the solution for you! Howabout a 2-hour dose of the baddest bois in the biz? Better than a hot cup of apple cider, I'd say! Anyways, this time the fellas talk donuts, Primaris Bazongas, and tell their listening audience to go jump in a lake! Don't be mad, they deserve it.

Nov 04, 2021
40k Badcast 103 - Critical Vape Simulator

Y'all, this episode is so long. If you start it on a Wednesday, you won't finish it until that same Wednesday, but like two hours later. Crazy, right? Anyways, in this show, the fellas argue about Kill Team, Dan talks about his big win in the Big Easy, and everyone loses their shit over Grimaldus, but can they really be blamed for that last one? No jury would convict!

Oct 13, 2021
40k Badcast 102 - Dicken and Chumplings

Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah!

Additionally, we've started a new charity challenge for listeners: Donate $50 or more to the Texas Equal Access Fund and send a screenshot of the donation along with your name and mailing address to, and we will send you a set of Badcast objectives! Donate at!


Sep 23, 2021
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: GHO 2021

It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.


Sep 09, 2021
40k Badcast 101 - It's Raining Ass, Hallelujah

Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, "Shut the fuck up." Titillating stuff.

James Hewitt's post about working for GW:

Aug 25, 2021
40k Badcast 100 - Dude Bad and the Howdah Full of Chowdah

We made it! Incredibly, these two bobble-headed dipshits actually done did it! Sometimes we get mail telling us that listeners like longer episodes, so we hope you like this one, because it's TITANIC. In it, Dan vomits on air, everybody loves two-handers (if you know what I am saying), and our new favorite type of squig is revealed, Squig Chungus. Also, stick around for the interview with Black library author Mike Brooks! He's really cool! Way cooler than you, but let's be honest, that's a low bar to clear.

Jul 16, 2021
40k Badcast 99 - The Nurgle Burgle

Happy summer, nerds! Join Dan and Johnny No-Paycheck for another titillating episode of the 40k Badcast! In this one, Campbell really hates some Zombos, the fellas break down the Admech crusade section, and Dan demands that they put impact hits on the Firestrike Turret. Anything else is nothing but cowardice.

Jun 26, 2021
40k Badcast 98 - "Oh, look. Another Lord of the Rings model."

Hello friends! Welcome to another episode of the 40k Badcast! We're so glad you could join us. In this show, we learn that two bad jokes do not make a good joke, there are lawnmowers near someone's house, and that Kruleboyz aren't cool boyz. Also, the fellas explore the Lost Zone and perform some segment resurrection in the form of Fulgrim's Sounding Hole! That sounds fun!

Jun 17, 2021
40k Badcast 97 - Who Jobs for the Jobbers?

Aww yeah, it's time for another scintillating episode of the Badcast! In this show, Dan starts off by immediately fucking up, Campbell skeets all over himself, and we fucking SHOOT on Megadeth. What a bunch of chumps, huh? Unbelievable. Anyways, Annihilator is way better than Megadeth, and if you don't like it, you can go kick rocks.

Jun 02, 2021
40k Badcast 96 - It Goes Together Like Mint Chocolate Chip and Orange Juice

They're baaaaAAAAaaack!

The forty kay friendos return with another episode, and shit, what's that? God damn it, Dan's going on about postmodernism again. Shit. There goes the show. If you can make it past that, then you'll be treated to bread preferences, Ork Ornery, and an incredible recollection for a salsa commercial from 30 years ago. Tremendously important stuff, here. Make sure to take notes.

May 19, 2021
40k Badcast 95 - Blast, But Certainly Bleast

It's a week late, but it's also a free podcast, so whatcha gonna do? This time, the idiots talk airbrush and mayo bullies, korn scat, and Dan gets really excited about Dan Abnett's strong, supple hands. It's not weird, don't tell people it's weird.

May 03, 2021
40k Badcast 94 - The Archaeotek-Deck Cyber Skate Park

Y'all, we have so many good options for names for this episode. Let's run through them:

1. Holy Shit, a Golf Joke

2. Abolish the Bit Police

3. The Friends of Slaanesh

4. Come For The Jokes, Stay For the Extremely Loud Construction Noises

5. Pissing Into Your Own Elbow

We truly do live in wondrous times. Enjoy the show!

Apr 14, 2021
40k Badcast 93 - Lumpy and Poorly Defined

Hope you're ready to hork down a hot, fresh, steaming new Badcast, because here comes the airplaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

This show, the fellas talk modern details, the book of ___, space ork house party, and surprise, surprise, Dan gets really pedantic about meaningless bullshit. Also, there's like a 10 minute truck nutz digression, so good luck with that.

Mar 30, 2021
40k Badcast 92 - Throwin' Aspersions at Conversions

All right, all right, all right! Another Badcast BAYBEEEEEEEEE *air horn*


The fellas are back with a FULLY LOADED episode where they talk small meat gundams, jokin' on the joker, and they GUSH about the new Necromunda Water Guild models (see what we did there?!). Also, Campbell's podcast voice is slowly taking over his real voice, and that is scary. Hope you enjoy!

Mar 16, 2021
40k Badcast 91 - So I Dub Thee Unforgiven

We had some audio trouble with this show, so please excuse the less-than-stellar quality of episode 91. In this one, Campbell gets blown (by the wind), Dan hates mavericks, and the fellas demand that the butts be shown! This show also contains the chili skull, high food viscosity, and the great sandwich digression of 2021. They must have been hungry.

Feb 26, 2021
40k Badcast 90 - Incel Professor X

Howdy, Horndogs! Once again, the Badcast Bois have reached down from their lofty palace to grant you, the horniest listenership in all of wargaming podcasting, another succulent episode of the 40k Badcast. In this one, Dan's got vocab, Campbell disappoints, and the gang slaughters one of the 40k community's sacred cows. NO GODS, NO MASTERS.

Feb 15, 2021
40k Badcast 89 - The Leman Russ Main Battle Himbo

Direct from the world's *only* Pan-American 40k podcast featuring dick jokes, Badcast 89 is ready to hit the streets! In this episode, Dan viciously slams Campbell's painting, has an extremely regional accent, and reveals that his Blood Bowl league has already folded! Meanwhile, Campbell educates us on the status of his horses, gets "casuale", and keeps Old Man Dan informed on the latest internet trends. Meanwhile, they both gush so much about the recently previewed Cursed City that flood warnings have been issued the country over! Is that joke stupid? Absolutely! Do we care? Fuck you!

Feb 03, 2021
40k Badcast 88 - Keeping 40k Stupid

Speaking of stupid, Dan accidentally deleted his editing notes, so he has no idea what to put in the description for this episode! Surprise, he's an idiot! So this episode has stuff, probably, and maybe even things. Whaddya know.

Jan 16, 2021
40k Badcast 87 - Margaritaville: Jewel of the Old World

Strap in for the last Badcast of 2020! In this episode, Campbell drags Dan's painting, can't paint "natural" blue skin, and horribly mangles a sports metaphor, but, surprisingly, Dan lets it go. This one's got tons of Blood Bowl content, perpetual repugnance, and both hosts aspire to live up to the ideals of the Goth Hobbit. Happy Holidays, fuckos! We love you!

Dec 18, 2020
40k Badcast 86 - Get in Loser, We're Playing Warhammer

The days are short, and the nights are long, but don't be afraid, the Badcast Bois are back again with an extra-spicy show to keep you sweatin' all night long. Look, it's like midnight and I am in no condition to write a show description. Sorry.

Anyways (anywhomst?), the jerks tell rodeo stories, lust after a big, beautiful man, and ask, "who the fuck is Luke, and why does he get his own fuckin' temperature?"

Dec 04, 2020
40k Badcast 85 - Campbell's Dad Gets Revenge

At some point we're going to have to stop calling these 90+ minute episodes "supersized" or "extra large". BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! In this GIRTHY episode, the fellas talk mattlebasters, daddlebasters, and show a cannonball who's boss. Dan invites listeners to kick rocks, and Campbell leads an extended dirgression on the topic of dog cum. If that doesn't want to make you listen, then we don't know what will, fuckos!

Nov 25, 2020
40k Badcast 84 - Torko Borko

Awww shit, y'all. The boys are back with another XXL episode, and this one's chock full of that good shit. Campbell reveals his hypocrisy, makes a joke that really should have landed better, and creates a truly terrible word. Meanwhile, Dan identifies the best saving throw, does the first ever Badcast cut-in bit, and makes ork puns so painful that your grandparents will feel it in their knuckles. Or something. Whatever.

Campbell made a new cartoon!


Nov 06, 2020
40k Badcast 83 - Colonel "Swamp Ass" Straken

Ever wonder how Catachan Jungle Fighters stay cool on their hellish jungle planet? They can't, right? They all totally reek. Anyways, this fortnight, the idiots talk anagrams, biology, key lime pie, and an actually helpful segment about applying transfers. Also, they ask the question, "Is a large blast code for a lot of jizz?" Hard hitting stuff.

Oct 21, 2020
40k Badcast 82 - Billy Joel Dog Movie

Y'all, we don't always say stuff like this, but this one's a banger. It's got everything you need for a couple-a yuks from a couple-a schmucks. Dan and Cam cover mortal meat prisons, Dick Dastardley, and what dried drool really looks like. Also, Dan cops to using illegal drugs!

There is also a segment that makes fun of the recent presidential debate. Try not to take it too seriously!

Oct 07, 2020
40k Badcast 81 - Turdus migratorius

Y'all have no idea how hard it was to not name this episode "8====D~~". It was extremely fucking hard (rim shot). Other finalists included:
"Reading the Skeins of Jizz"
"Adios, screaming, flayed dude. We hardly knew ya."
And, clearly the best, but also the most confusing: "The Reverend Horton Hot Brian Setzer Takes". The mind boggles at how good we are at naming shows. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Stay safe, wear a mask.

Sep 25, 2020
40k Badcast 80 - The Fuxmark Ass-Destroyer

Hope you got 2 and a quarter hours to kill, because this Badcast is both THICC and JUICY! The idiots talk stupid lasagna, going behind the beaded curtain, worshiping Satan, and the worst marketing campaign of all time. Pack a lunch, fuckos, you're gonna be here for a while.

Instead of buying our stupid shit, go spend your money on raffle tickets at the Nova Open Charitable Foundation and maybe win a Warbringer Titan while doing some good in the world:

Sep 10, 2020
40k Badcast 79 - The Fartykay Krossfucction Khallenge

In their most literary episode yet, Dan and Cam are back to talk 40k Crusade, new euphamisms for toilet, and read out the winners of the Fartykay Krossfucction Khallenge! Things get weird, but not as weird as they could get, so that's something.

Like Campbell said, here's the gap-filling tutorial mentined in the episode:

Aug 26, 2020
40k Badcast 78 - Honorable Brother Thiccums

Aww yeah, fuckos! Your favorite podcast zaddies are back with another THICC episode! In this one, things immediately go off the rails with some ecology facts, Dan double-dips, and the idiots start re-litigating the Christopher Nolan Batman films. After, the fellas talk gators, birds, and what sports would look like in the 41st millennium. Interested yet? We sure hope so! If not, fuck you!


Aug 12, 2020
40k Badcast 77 - Doubling Down on the Stupid

It's (probably) hot out there, so stay cool with the coolest guys in or around town: loudman and the reference misser! This time the fellas talk the three skulls, the jizz bidet, and Dan abuses listeners, again! Was their segment on 40k Grillmasters so dumb it actually worked? You're just gonna have to listen to find out, fucko!

Jul 31, 2020
40k Badcast 76 - The Booktercycle

Make sure to grab a glass of water for this one, gang, because this show is HOT! The idiots are back with performance reviews, big fuckin butts, and plenty of food-based commentary. Campbell moderates his feelings, is like 30 seconds behind on an obvious Primaris marine joke, and confoundingly conflates the pool and the beach. Meanwhile, Dan completely ignores a SPF 40,000 joke, Campbell making fun of his accent, and a Star Wars prequels reference all in the same segment! What can't this man do?!

Jul 15, 2020
40k Badcast 75 - "Let's put our money where that horse is."

It's summertime, and the livin's sleazy, especially when you're listening to the sleaziest podcast around, the 40k Badcast! This time the gang talks new models, Marneus Kart 2020, and they take a stroll down memory lane while talking about the starter sets of days long gone. Also, Dan once again proves he is old, and Campbell uses the phrase "urban penetrator", so that's something.

Jun 30, 2020
40k Badcast 74 - Nazi Hams Fuck Off
Jun 15, 2020
40k Badcast 73 - "That 'cron's got a dong."

The fellas took a week off to chill out and listen to some ICP (whoop whoop), but now they're back with one of the most packed shows yet! Dan tries (and mostly fails) to speak French, hates on the letters, c, g, and a, and is turgid for Space Marines. Meanwhile, Campbell is excited about hangars, descriptions of hangars, and tries out some really good (not bad) new accents for fact or fanfiction. They're really good. Not terrible. No, way, Jose. No god-awful accents on this show.


Jun 02, 2020
40k Badcast 72 - "I can't wait for Plumpy to send me back to the Pleasure Dome"

Whether it's crankin' off or crankin' out the Badcast, take solace that Dan and Cam are spending their time in isolation doing what they do best: crankin'. This time the fellas talk thicc ladds, bitchin' fuckin' topknots, and massive fuckin' hogs. Not pigs, y'all. Hogs. That's right. You know what it means.

May 12, 2020
40k Badcast 71 - Dr. Midriff and the Tactical Tube Top

Did you run out of cooking videos on YouTube? That sucks! Thankfully, the bois are back with a brand new Badcast to get you through these trying times. In this show, Dan chooses to stay ignorant, loses the plot BIG TIME, and remembers that Campbell is bald. Meanwhile, Campbell talks about his favorite Christmas movies in April, talks about his favorite ska band (gasp!), and misuses sports metaphors. Whew. Back to normal.

Apr 30, 2020
40k Badcast 70 - "You KNOW I have to get the Sloppy Hobbit."

After last episode's hedonistic extravaganza, let's all sit back, grab a cigarette, and enjoy this, the refractory episode. The fellas spend a LONG time in the Auspex, Dan talks about playing with himself, and Campbell isn't familiar with a band from the 70s, which should surprise no one. Additionally, the phrase "wet fart" is mentioned at least twice, so that's something.

Apr 10, 2020
40k Badcast 69 - This Time, We're All Horndogs

It's finally here: the wettest, wildest, weirdest, and most importantly, horniest Badcast yet. The fellas talk, horniest Space Marine Chapters, which Primarchs could get it, and Campbell brings a true gem in the form of this episode's fact or fanfiction. Get the scented candles, massage oil, and strip on down, because this one gets sticky, y'all.

Apr 05, 2020
40k Badcast 68 - The One Where They Do Each Other

One more to go, gang! This episode's title is not as gross as you think it it, trust us. Anyways, this time the fellas talk Coronavirus, obligations to society, and, SURPRISE!, Necromunda. Things get serious in the middle, but don't worry, they swing back to incredibly stupid by the end, so it's all gravy, baby.

Mar 12, 2020
40k Badcast 67 - The Cast is Too Damn Bad

Check it out, your two favorite internet idiots are an entire week late with their podcast! What a couple of knuckleheads! Hopefully the extra-long episode will endeavor to assuage your bereavement. Anyways, the fellas talk painting, visit Fulgrim's Book Nook, and Dan reveals that people were mean to him on Twitter. It was real bad. Thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy!

Feb 29, 2020
40k Badcast 66 - Expecto Jabronus

Sometimes it's hard to name these things, but not today! In this one the fellas talk about their favorite wackadoo libertarian video eassays, thick ropes of freedom, chickie nuggies, girthshaker rounds, and Fulgrim's Ice Cream Dream Stream. Campbell also cops to an all-time mispronunciation, and we find out if there is a segment that is too stupid for the 40k Badcast (hint: there is not). BONUS DRINKING GAME: Take a shot whenever you hear Campbell say "jamoke"! Have a friend nearby to call you an ambulance.

Feb 07, 2020
40k Badcast 65 - shade ur nips

shade ur nips

grade ur flips

fade ur hips

raid ur quips

braid ur whips

wade ur ships

made ur tips

Jan 31, 2020
40k Badcast 64 - This One's For The Horn Dogs

It's the first episode recorded in 2020, and the bois are back with what is probably their horniest episode ever! Dan and Cam gripe about their health, talk about feet, and lose their shit about the idea of a Regimental Ska Band. Come for the terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions, and stay for the absolutely awful sound effects!

The world is a fuck!

Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

Sign up now so you can get that sweet Andrew Lloyd Webber content you didn't know you needed!

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Jan 10, 2020
40k Badcast 63 - Daves to Darkness

It's the 1st day of 2020, so why not celebrate with a brand new Badcast?! This time the fellas talk when to get into a new game, 2019 and why it sucked, and what they're looking forward to in 2020! So start off the year the right way and listen to two idiots grouse about their favorite toys!

Twitter is terrible, but here are some links anyways!

Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you!

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Jan 01, 2020
40k Badcast 62 - A Nice, Long Haft

The weather outside might be frightful, but in here, the hosts truly are delightful! The fellas have returned with another straight banger where they talk speeding up your games of 40k, Adepticon registration, and what hobby hell really looks like. You better not miss this one, and remember, roll call will be taken at the beginning AND end of the episode, so make sure you listen to the whole thing!

Join us on Twitter where we can watch civilization fall in real time!

Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you!

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Dec 17, 2019
40k Badcast 61 - Campbell dumpstered his dad on his dad's birthday

We've long suspected it, but Campbell has proven to be the worst son on the podcast once and for all. In this episode, the fellas also chat about regional stone phalluses, finding balance in life and hobby, and (not surprisingly) Necromunda! They also resurrect a long-dead segment, and Discover that in addition to being a terrible son, Campbell doesn't get Billy Joel references! For shame!

Liberate tu te me ex inferius:

Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you!

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Nov 22, 2019
40k Badcast 60 - Ignorant Grox-Fondlers

It's been 2 weeks, so the fellas are back and they're talking intensely regional delivery ice cream options, poop jokes, and, interestingly, a whole-lotta Necromunda. They also bring back the 40k Book Club with Mike Brooks' Rites of Passage! You don't want to miss this one, fuckos. If you do, the boys will know, and they'll be sad.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

The Washington Nationals won the World Series.

Nov 01, 2019
40k Badcast 59 - Garbage, Air-Dropped From A Butt

Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us.

Sail the seas of douchebaggery with us on Twitter dot com!

Please send email! We need those WMDK questions!

We can't tell you how to waste your money, but we will make it easy for you!

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Oct 22, 2019
40k Badcast 58 - It's a TOUGH LIST

Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?!

I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?!

They'll respond if you email, but it will probably just be toxic nonsense.

It is almost unimaginable that you would want to give them money for this, or anything else, but maybe you're playing 5-dimensional chess or some shit.

Don't just listen to assholes, look like one, too!

Oct 07, 2019
40k Badcast 57 - The Shotgun Approach to Humor

The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please make sure to congratulate them on their restraint.

Experience existential pain with us on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Waste both time and money with this one simple trick!

Put our shirts upon your corpus.

Sep 26, 2019
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2019

In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one!

Gaze into Hell on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

You're bad with money, and we're bad at podcasting:

It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime.

Sep 16, 2019
40k Badcast 56 - A Rube Goldberg Machine of Misfortune

The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers!

Please make sure to stick around after the end music for an important update about the show.

Look at our minis on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Need more idiot shenanigans? Buddy, have I got the link for you.


Aug 27, 2019
40k Badcast 55 - 75% Pizza

Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours!

Stop using Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?!

Buy some Badcast merch and show up at Nova!

Aug 09, 2019
40k Badcast 54 - "I have painted quite a few ork taints in my time..."

Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK!

Send your eyes to hell on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

There are some good yukks on our Patreon, be sure to subscribe!

Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt!

Jul 29, 2019
40k Badcast 53 - Fulgrim's Quest for Sexual Perfection

Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell!

We're sure you have opinions, why not shout them into the void on Twitter?

Please send us questions for WMDK!

We just talked about AoS with a special guest in our most-recent Patreon episode! Subscribe now so you don't miss it!

Do like we say on the show and advertise your love of delayed gratification with an Edging Enthusiast T-shirt!

Jul 01, 2019
40k Badcast 52 - Exploring Chaos in Non-Traditional Ways

Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'.

Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy!

Tweet us pictures of your pets enjoying a warm afternoon on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

I will not apologize for my "dadaist masterpiece", the 40kSMR podcast available only to Patreon Subscribers.

It's summer, so make sure to grab a couple of Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor tank tops!

Jun 17, 2019
40k Badcast 51 - Warhammer Underpants

In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check around here *wink*!

Watch the world burn with us on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

THere's good stuff in our Patreon, why don't you drop in a couple of shekels and come find out!

The classic 40k Badcast t-shirt is perfect for any occasion!

May 17, 2019
40k Badcast 50 - The Perfect Release

You don't know it yet, but the title of this episode is an orgasm joke! Hilarious, right?!

Anyways, the fellas are back with another barnstormer! They talk Big FAQ 3, Necromunda, and Dan hates on the city of Baltimore's favorite baseball team! It's deserved, trust us.

So, grab a cold drink, sit on back, and let two random dinguses from the internet waste about 80 minutes of your time that you can never, ever get back!

Do you hate reasoned and rational discussion? If so,m why not Twitter?

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Check out our ICP episode and much more at our Patreon!

Listen, man, the 4-Armed Emperor is still the Emperor, ok? No heresy here, no way!

May 02, 2019
40k Badcast 49 - Suck it, Listeners

That's right, listeners. The bois are back with a monster episode where they talk Jeep Wranglers, malt liquor, decide the winners of the 40k Destruction Derby, and interview our Ham Dad, Carl Tuttle. Listen, you can miss this episode if you really, really want to, but then we wouldn't be able to guarantee your mini collection's safety. You've got such a wonderful collection, too. Hate to see something happen to them.

Do you feel like you don't hate the universe enough? If that's true, then might I recommend twitter dot com?

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Join more than 100 people with more money than sense!

Suns out, all 4 guns out

Listen to Carl's little-known podcast here:


Apr 17, 2019
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2019

The bois are back in their respective towns, but have rejoined, Voltron-like, once more to detail their trials and tribulations at this year's Adepticon! They talk hangovers, gross shots, and Campbell shares exactly how many times he threw up in this xxxtra-long version of our wonderful program! You better not miss it, but if you do, there are like 500 other podcasts talking about the same fucking thing, so enjoy, I guess.

Find the next great Milkshake Duck on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Sports vs. Anime, you choose!

We sold out quicker than rooms at the Renaissance Schaumburg!

Apr 09, 2019
40k Badcast 48 - The Smarch for Smacragge

So gather 'round, fuccbois, wherever you roam,

And admit that the waistband around you has grown,

And accept it that soon, you'll be more than big-boned,

If the Chaos gods think you're worth savin'.

So you better start prayin' you'll find your way home,

For your limbs, they are a-changin'.

DESTROY some snowflakes with FACTS and LOGIC on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Sports vs. Anime, you choose!

Baby, buy buy buy (buy buy)

Mar 22, 2019
40k Badcast 47 - Unbridled Enthusiasm

Another day, another podcast where two idiots get excited about toys! Join said idiots while they discuss, Shadowspear, un-loved units, and what size sandwich is best (hint: it rhymes with trouble)! Don't miss out, or your parents will forever be disappointed in you. We just think you could do *more*, you know?

Look at our baby pictures on Twitter!

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Support the show, maybe!


Mar 15, 2019
40k Badcast 46 - We Make Da Bird Kall

It's cold outside, but you can warm up by slicing open the belly of a hot, fresh Badcast and then crawl inside to get out of the cold. And you thought Dan and Campbell smelled bad on the outisde! While you're inside of us, check out this new episode where we talk birds, battle reports, and Campbell sets a new world record for how many times a podcaster can punch his fucking microphone in the span of one recording! Also, Dan quotes an anime (gasp!) and we introduce the coolest new character, Inquisitor Mall Goth!

The hardest part of this podcast is coming up with something to put right here!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Support the show, maybe!

Let's edge again, like we did last summer!

Feb 20, 2019
40k Badcast 45 - 4-5-6 Blaze It

The fellas are back with another edition of their dad's least favorite podcast! They talk bits storage shopping, Campbell wrecks a bunch of scrubs in his teenage years, and Rob Jones, primary author of Fast Times at Terrah High, joins them for a conversation about his upcoming narrative campaign! Better clear your schedule, because you're gonna want to listen to this one twice!


Check out Rob's campaign book here:


Put your bits in one of these:


Embrace the void on Twitter!

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Support the show, maybe!

Don't delay your gratification, buy an Edging Enthusiast shirt now!

Feb 10, 2019
40k Badcast 44 - Those With Enthusiasm for Delayed Gratification

They said it probably shouldn't be done, but we went and done did it anyways! The bois are back with a hefty episode where the fellas talk mounting anxiety, take a deep dive into Vigilus Defiant, and announce 2019's hottest new fashion item! Stop what you're doing RIGHT FUCKING NOW and check this shit out!

Take out your frustrations with us on Twitter!

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Support the show, maybe!


Jan 23, 2019
40k Badcast 43 - Twenty Nine-Green

Did you think you were never going to see this stupid podcast in your feed again? That maybe 2019 would be the year that Dan and Campbell finally grew up?

Well, sorry to disappoint, but the Cheesebrothers are back with brand new content for the brand new year! They talk about engorged space marines, make some good jokes about heads, and reveal their picks for top Arnold Schwarzeneggar films! You can't miss it! Or you can! Whatever! Fuck you!

Wish us a happy new year on Twitter!

Please send us questions for WMDK!

Think about spending your money in a less-responsible manner!


Jan 08, 2019
40k Badcast 42 - Hammy Holidays from Warboss Cindy

'Twas the week before Christmas,

With nary a heads-up,

Came two idiot jerks,

Who won't shut the fuck up.

Their podcast is bad,

We know it, it's true!

But that won't stop them,

So please don't be blue!

Here with a chat,

About all things 40k,

Not sports, not movies,

and NOT anime.

So listen up close,

And remember the days,

When life wasn't sad,

when there was no malaise.

Come badbois, come fuccbois!

Come Campbell and Dan!

Let's join in friendship,

and bring peace to the land.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Check out Peter's conversions here:

Dec 21, 2018
40k Badcast 41 - The Leman Russ Expectorator

Hammy Holidays, Everyone! The bois are back with another episode featuring quality yuks about model storage, Space Marines, and desperate begging for model parts and exposure. Did you think they have any dignity? Here's a quick spoiler: they don't!

Curl up by the fure with some tweets!

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Dec 11, 2018
40k Badcast 40 - This Show is Our Version of the Titanic

The fellas are back, and they welcome you to join in on this egregiously indulgent 2-hour Badcast Extravaganza to celebrate their 40th episode! They talk meteorology, bird biology, and say a special thanks to you wonderful listeners. And, before anyone complains, do not @ us about using Fahrenheit temperatures. We are American, and we cannot help it. Enjoy!

We know you're gonna @ us anyway, so here's how!

Become a supporter!

Go buy the perfect shirt!

Please please please send us your questions at:

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Nov 24, 2018
40k Badcast 39 - Disappointed Dads

While they may have let their dads down, the Worst Dudes in 40k podcasting would never let you, the listener, down! Join them as they talk about glue, early 16th century history, and Dan makes a promise that certainly won't come back to bite him in the ass! Also, there's jazz in this episode!

Shit's getting wild!

Scream meaninglessly into the void with us on Twitter!

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Go buy the perfect shirt!

Please please please send us your questions at:

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Nov 09, 2018
40k Badcast 38 - Omega-Dan vs. The Other Guy

In this mellifluous version of your favorite toy soldier podcast the fellas include not one, but TWO extremely bad versions of popular songs from past decades. You're not getting this stuff anywhere else! Dan and Cam talk green salt, the Big FAQ 2, and spend the first five minutes of the show on anime, so beware, I guess.

Get spooky with us on Twitter!

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Please please please send us your questions at:

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Oct 13, 2018
40k Badcast 37 - Goo Blazin' at the Fuck Gap

Holy shit this episode. Y'all, it goes off the rails *real* fuckin' quick, and stays there for a good long while. The bois talk leveling up your hobby, when you should get rid of old minis, and Campbell tells the most hilarious masturbation joke of all time. More can't-miss content from the worst podcast on the internet!

Fuckin' tweet at us, already!

Buy a shirt, why don't you?!

Pay $6.90 to officially become a 40k Fuckboi!

Send in your questions for the “We Make Da Call” segment at our email address:

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Sep 23, 2018
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2018

Strap in, fuckos, because this one's girthy. The fellas break down the recent Nova Open with their usual style and aplomb. Make sure to listen closely to figure out how Campbell and Dan *really* feel about T"'"'au players!

Look at our dumb words!

Stop being a freeloader!

Officially become a Badboi or Fuccboi!

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Sep 10, 2018
40k Badcast 36 - And They Shall Know No Rules

It's the night before Nova, and all through the house, a quartet of dudes gather to grouse! That's right, this extra-large episode contains not only 2 hosts, but 2 incredible guest hosts, too! Jason and Craig Sniffen join the boys to talk Nova, Overwatch crossover fanfiction, and what to do about cheaters in your local scene!

Get mad about stuff with us on Twitter!

Continue enabling us and buy our shirts!

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Send in your questions for the “We Make Da Call” segment at our email address:

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Aug 29, 2018
40k Badcast 35 - Zappers or Snappers: My Dick, My Choice

It's the show where the takes are so hot, they set off the fuckin' fire alarm! The fellas talk about how they feel about Adeptus Titanicus, get real positive about IRL shit, and two straight, white guys talk about gender representation. Also, Dan sounds like he's dying for reasons unknown!

Have opinions? Share them with us on Twitter!

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Send in your questions for the “We Make Da Call” segment at our email address:

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Aug 13, 2018
40k Badcast 34 - Vote Lupertarian

In this girthy edition of the 40k Badcast, the fellas talk knights and their efficacy, the 1st War for Armageddon, and Dan definitely does not have a meltdown about his Astraeus, now known as the Midnight Albatross. He's totally fine, y'all. Don't even worry about it.

Join  the discourse on Twitter!

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Like and subscribe, or there WILL be wolves on Fenris!

Jul 30, 2018
40k Badcast 33 - The World of Lordcraft

So the Audio Quality on this one sucks and there's not a whole lot we can do about that. Feel free to skip it and head right to episode 34. Sorry.


What's bigger than a hab block and has more guns than the average American gun owner? No, it's not a Baneblade, but the 40k Badcast! The fellas talk about how much fun Imperial Knights are, how superheavies have evolved over the years, and we read Chapter 4 of the epic "Fast Times at Terra High". Listen to the end to discover new merch and new ways to engage with us and get more content!

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And, as always, drop us a line!

Don't forget to like, subscribe and leave a review, or you're no better than a filthy xenos!

Jul 13, 2018
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Intelligent Discourse
Jul 10, 2018
40k Badcast 32 - Always Be Punching

It's hot and muggy, so cool off with a nice glass of bad! This week we talk stomping, punching, AND rending! They said we couldn't cover all the bases, but we did! We also chat with the super cool Sarah Kaiser, creator of Eagle Ordinary and all-around great person!

So get out your pallet, prime your models, and prepare two thin coats as the Badcast takes you to Chillville.

Check out Sarah's work here:

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Help Dan get out of the poorhouse and buy some shirts, ya ungrateful shits:

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Jun 29, 2018
40k Badcast 31 - It's Not All Guns 'n' Roses

The bois are back with a HUGE 31st episode. It's way long. Too long, really. They touch on Imperial knights, how 8th has been doing for the last year, and how not to be a shithead.

A warning: this podcast gets real. It includes talk about real world issues and even gets confrontational at one point. We think it's a valuable conversation, though, and hope that you'll give it a listen.

Tell us to get a terminal illness on twitter!

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And don't forget to send us emails at!

Or don't. Whatever. Sorry. Jeez.

Jun 11, 2018
40k Badcast 30 - Butt Swords and Schlong Dongers

In this episode the hosts ask who is Warhammer actually for, they lament that there is still no bepis de beppo, and Dan conveniently forgets how words work right at the end. It's some more must-listen content from your friends at the 40k Badcast!


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Come send us an email my lord!

Don't forget to like and subscribe! Not just to this podcast, but literally every other podcast in existence. What have you got to lose?

May 23, 2018
40k Badcast 29 - Doom Guy vs. Grundle Scrunterson

In this episode, the fellas talk Necromunda, overcoming the hobby hangover, and they take time out of their busy schedules to answer your (not actually yours) questions! The best character name ever is also revealed.


Additionally, we have a new contest! Email us your best themed Necromunda gangs for a chance to win a Bolt Action starter set! Send them our way at

Come chill with us on Twitter!

Don't forget to buy our shirts you freeloading scum! use the code "SHIP2ME" for free shipping until May 6th!

As always, subscribe and leave a review on your way out so other people can hear our dulcet voices.

May 03, 2018
40k Badcast 28 - What To Do at a Horsefight

After an annoyingly long period between episodes, Dan and Campbell are back! We talk goths, the FAQ, and finally decide if the Imperium is bad or not. Additionally, if you can correctly answer the following question, Dan will send you a prize:

How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Send your answers to and if you're right, you'll get a prize! This is not a joke. The prize will be substantial.

Get mad about stuff with us on Twitter!

Go buy our shirts!

Call your mother. She probably misses you.

Apr 23, 2018
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2018

Dan's back from Adepticon and he's got a whole lot to say about it. Games are broken down, karaoke is mentioned, and JD gets dragged not once, but twice! Fuck that guy!

Yell at us on Twitter about how you want more content from this free fucking podcast!

Buy our stupid t-Shirts!

Give us your hottest takes!

Like, subscribe and leave a review you fucking freeloaders!

Apr 02, 2018
40k Badcast 27 - The Grundlehive

Dan and Crambo are back, and on time this time! Holy smokes! They talk about Adepticon, wokeness in 1995, and read the best entries from the recent Fanfiction Challenge! There's a special surprise at the end, so make sure you stick around after the song!

Demonic entities are a myth! Change our minds on twitter:

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Mar 07, 2018
40k Badcast 26 - The Badcast Badbird - Revealed!

The fellas aren't feeling that great, but they're back, whether you like it or not! They talk books, missions, and birds that fart in another can't miss episode of the 40k Badcast! A quick PSA: do your neighbors a favor and only poop inside!

BIG NEWS: You can buy our t-shirt! Go here to do so:

Yell at us on Twitter!

Look at Campbell's models!

Don't forget to email your entries to the latest Fanfiction Challenge: 40k High School!


Feb 20, 2018
40k Badcast 25 - FLoor Lickers

Crambo and Dan return to continue to titillate you in the 25th part of this epic(ly bad) saga! We talk audiobooks, terrain, and we discover that getting into the Dark Angels is easier than completing the Presidential Fitness Challenge. Please don't use headphones while listening to this podcast as it is meant to be shared with the other people on the bus.


Campbell's stuff!

Subscribe, you bunch of ingrates!

Feb 01, 2018
40k Badcast 24 - Our First Coherent Episode

It took us 23 practice rounds, but we finally did it: a show that neither of us actively hate. We'll be back next time with the usual: an embarrassment.

We nail down picking an army theme, talk Tempestus Scions, and get salty about peoples' reactions to GW's recent announcement.

Email us whatever the fuck you want at

Get at us on Twitter!

Go see Campbell's models!

Read the entirety of that terrible Fanfiction!

Like and subscribe and blah blah blah blah blah

Jan 16, 2018
40k Badcast 23 - Burgers, Sausages, and a guy named Butch

The holidays and one extremely bad hangover) pushed us back by a couple of days, but the bois are back in town with another edition of the 40k Badcast! We're joined in studio by our friend Dylan and we talk Necromunda, Oldhammer, and what this dumb show means to us. Campbell also does some really cheesy voices.

Yell at us on twitter!

Watch Campbell's show!

Look at his minis, while you're at it, why don't you?

Look at Dylan's stuff!

I can't imagine why you'd want to, but go check out that ridiculous fanfiction in all of it's dubious glory:

Please subsribe and tell your asshole friends to listen to out great podcast!

Jan 02, 2018
40k Badcast 22 - Callidus Biology 101

The boys are back! This time they're talking 2017 in review, what's ahead for 2018, and Campbell opens up a discussion regarding scatology in the 41st millenium! You can't afford to miss this one, and that's the truth!

Email us!

Shout at us on Twitter!

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Check out Campbell's tumble!

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Dec 16, 2017
40k Badcast 21 - That Time It Got a Little Too Erotic...

In the year of our lord 2017, two men did battle to see who could say "umm" more during the course of one podcast taping. Whoever won, we all lost.

Our hosts are once again back with an episode practically fuming with erotic tension and forbidden lust. We talk Chapter Approved, what rhymes with Boyd, and Dan tells Campbell to can it.

Get mad about our genders on twitter:

Check out Campbell's YouTube show:

And his tumblr:

Read that awful fanfiction, why don't you?

Don't forget to like and subscribe! Or do! Fuck you!

Dec 05, 2017
40k Badcast 20 - No Rubels for My Boobels

It's super late, but we've made it to 20 episodes! Somebody get us some fucking cake.

The hosts are back at it again with talk about weddings, specialist games, Tyranids and bad Baltic accents. We also list off some REALLY GOOD IDEAS that we're gonna include in future episodes.

Say hello to us on twitter!

Where are the Warhammer Movies?

Campbell's Tumblr:

The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in war
By: Andrzej1

Don't forget to like the podcast and subscribe so we can get advance copies of games (we're only about 8,500 subscribers away!)

Nov 18, 2017
40k Badcast 19 - Glenchiladas!

The bois are back with a spicy load of Badcast goodness, wrapped in a tortilla, and baked at 350 degrees for 20 minutes! We talk about new stuff, vacations, codex balance, and we ask the world's most difficult question: is there anyone cool named Glen? Preliminary results suggest that no, there isn't.

Send us cool Glens via email!

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Look at Campbell's models!

Watch Campbell's videos!

Don't forget to like, subscribe, leave us iTunes reviews, and SEND US COOL GLENS, GOD DAMMIT

Oct 19, 2017
40k Badcast 18 - Large, Sweaty Men

We're back on our regular schedule with a hot load of 40k Badcast goodness! We talk about our frail bodies, large sweaty men, Superman vs. Goku, and Dan realizes that his fuckbois are a bunch of ineffective assholes. We also open an impromptu Fanfiction Challenge and adopt very stupid voices for a dramatic reading. It truly is an instant classic!

Yell at us on Twitter!

Campbell's models:

Campbell's show about bases:

Check out the Crew Shaken podcast, but only after you listen to us:

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Oct 01, 2017
40k Badcast 17 - A Low-Sodium Alternative to a Good Podcast

In this episode, Campbell and Dan actually grow a little bit as people. No shit! We talk gross, disgusting fatmarines, how to keep it cool while playing, and gush about our experiences with Necromunda! We also give results for round 1 of the 40k Badcast Global Campaign, and introduce the rules for round 2, which can be found here:

Tweet at us and tell us we're terrible:

Dan's assassins:

New Camhammer video:

Campbell’s Youtube Channel:

Campbell’s Tumblr, where all his spacemen live:

Fact or Fanfiction:

Find that on

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Sep 15, 2017
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Novacast 2017

In this super-heavy episode we dispense with the usual Badcast chicanery and focus on what happened at the 2017 NOVA Open! Here's a hint: a lot!

Make sure to check out Campbell's youtube page for his take:

Hang out with us on Twitter!

Here's Duncan Rhodes (yeah!) checking out Campbell's Black Templars:

Check out Joe Kopena's pics from NOVA:

And check out our friend Greg's pictures, too!

Check back with us next week for a brand new episode, and don't forget to like and subscribe!

Sep 08, 2017
40k Badcast 16 - This One's Short, But It's Not All About Size, OK?

Zygotes, sports, Hot Topic, and the Sniffen brothers. What do these things have in common? The idiots who do this podcast will talk about them instead of Warhammer 40k!

In this episode Dan is physically conjoined to Campbell for all eternity. We talk NOVA, what we've been rushing to paint for NOVA, and introduce the first ever 40k Badcast GLobal Campaign! Be sure to go to to get the rules for the first mission!

Tim's sweet fuckin' Primaris Sergeant:

Look at our tweets!

Go watch Campbell's videos!

Go Look at Campbell's tumblr!

Email us things!


Aug 30, 2017
40k Badcast 15 - The Return of the Boys (to Town)

In this super-sized episode we bring you, the listener, into our lives as we describe our recent sojourn to the woods of New York to slam hams for a whole weekend. We also interview our friend and the organizer of NOVA Open's 40k Narrative Campaign, Joe Kopena. He talks about event organizing and how he's finding the new 40k. Miss it, and you will be reported to the Commissariat.




Campbell's Youtube:

Campbell's Dreadnought:

Dan's Intercessors:

Joe's Website:

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(shoutout to the 40k Fuckbois)

Aug 12, 2017
40k Badcast 14 - Welcome to Flavortown

Huge news: Both Campbell and Dan have ascended to their rightful places as World Champions of Stuttering! Who knew editing a podcast would be so labor-intensive?

Anyways, we talk Space Marines, Astra Militarum tactics, and whether or not the Legion of the Damned Chapter Master is Guy Fieri (hint: he is). We also get really weird with another one of the Fanfiction Challenge's entries. Also, Campbell didn't send in any pictures for show notes!

Dan's new Primaris Lieutenant:

Dan's Twitter:

Campbell's Twitter:

Campbell's YouTube channel:

Feed Your Nerd:

Send us pictures of your armies!

Jul 27, 2017
40k Badcast 13 - Zingin' Dings and Zongin' Dongs

We get it, ok? We know we're a week late. We explain why. We also touch on new stuff, apartment gaming and unleash the winners of the second ever Fanfiction Challenge! Your emotions will roil, along with your bowels. We also introduce our esteemed third chair, so you don't want to miss it!

Email us!

Look at our twitters!

Watch Campbell's videos!

Look at Campbell's pictures!

Dan's Newest Primaris Boy:

Jul 14, 2017
40k Badcast 12 - Summertime and the Hammin's Easy

With our hosts back from vacation and off the 15-day DL, the Badcast is back in business! We talk 8th Edition impressions, hobby plans, and read some boring fanfiction. Don't forget to send in submissions for the latest Fanfiction Challenge!

Check out these sweet links:

Dan's Twitter:

Campbell's Twitter:

Campbell's tumblr:

Pop Goes the Monkey:

Send us emails at!


Jun 26, 2017
40k Badcast 11 - The Truth About Our Corpulent Mothers

In this trim and sexy episode, the fellas talk new tanks, old tanks and when to put hate symbols on your toy soldiers. The answer? Never! They also touch on gaming stores and unveil a whole rack a jokes that they didn't write! They're so creative and everyone is very supportive.

gene seed mutation can make inquisitors really mad


Dan's Twits
Dan's Mighty Zug
Campbell's Empire dudes:
Campbell's Tubes
Campbell's Twits
Campbell's buddy's store:
Jun 09, 2017
40k Badcast 10 - Listen, Analogies are Hard, OK?

This super-sized episode is not for the faint-of-heart. Our handsome and talented hosts talk 8th, bring back the 40k book club, and Dan almost dies during Fact or Fanfiction. We also have a SPECIAL GUEST! You don't want to miss it.

Check out our Special Guest's podcast here:

Read about the New Edition of 40k here:

Follow us on Twitter!

Watch Campbell's other shit!


Thanks for listening and don't forget to like and subscribe!

May 26, 2017
40k Badcast 09 - Somebody Really Needs to Kick Magnus in the Dick

Have any of your limbs spontaneously turned into mouths? Can you only see vibrant splashes of color? Is your skin emitting a constant flow of searing, psychic flames? Then you'd better turn up those speakers to drown out all those screams, because it's the Badcast's Tzeentch episode!

We talk 40k 8th edition, batch painting, and everyone's favorite bird creatures in this ephemeral and glittering episode. Dan lacks energy at the beginning, Campbell makes some really disgusting body noises, and a couple of extremely popular IP-protected characters make an appearance in Fact of Fanfiction. Don't miss out!

Dan's recent Blood Bowl exploits:

Cam's Black Templars:

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May 15, 2017
40k Badcast 08 - Toadsword and Chewfist's Bogus Journey

In this thick and meaty episode, our intrepid hosts tackle 8th edition, the Chaos god of murder, skulls, blood, and skulls, and comment upon an important milestone in 40k lore: The Fighting Tigers of Veda. We also have a chat with Doug Johnson of Tablewar where he reveals some truly salacious details.

Don't forget to like, subscribe and rate! We'll read them on air*!

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Apr 29, 2017
40k Badcast 07 - A Discussion Regarding Parasitic Dipterans

Do yourself a favor and don't eat during this episode, cuz we're talkin' Nurgle! We also hit upon Shadow War: Armagedon, old-ass models, and announce another round of the 40k Book Club! Don't miss it, or your flesh will rot away and you'll become a mindless automaton driven by the will of the Plaguefather!

Don't for get to like and subscribe, and if you're a bad enough dude to write a review, we'll read it on air!


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Apr 13, 2017
40k Badcast - Bonus Episode: Adepticast 2017

We're back from Adepticon, and boy oh boy do we have a lot of complaining to do! Too much free stuff! Things not being as friendly as we thought! Men covered in their own vomit! All this and MORE in a special BONUS BADCAST!


We do away with the bits, jokes and normal 40k Badcast horseshit to present you with an in-depth dive into how these two nerds spent a weekend in March.


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Apr 06, 2017
40k Badcast 06 - The Erotic Adventures of Coldgore Hack-Canker

In this supple and sexy episode, our darkly handsome and intelligent hosts take us on a tour of depraved excess as we delve deep into Slaanesh. It gets weird.


Also, we take a look at Shadow War Armageddon and some stupid flying dwarfs or some shit. We also take a look at the reasons for painting in a sort-of companion to last episode.


Come and get it, y'all, because it's hot and fresh!


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Mar 20, 2017
40k Badcast 05 - Activate Fuck Pattern 69

In this provocative and sexy episode, your erstwhile hosts discuss Adepticon plans, painting, and almost every other GW game system except 40k! We also bring you the latest in Fanfiction Excellence as we showcase our Fanfiction Challenge winners. Dan does ork voice. Campbell tries to sound British. It is an experience few will want to miss as Space Wolves and Space Orks space dock and Biff gets Biff'd.

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*As of right now show notes are incomplete as both hosts have to go take some fucking pictures. What a couple of jerks.

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Mar 04, 2017
40k Badcast 04 - The 40k BaaaaAAAaaadcast: The World's Foremost SciFi Sheep Podcast

In this thick and woolly episode we talk new models, vidja games, and travelling to play 40k. We also bring back the 40k Book Club! In it we break down the fantaaaastic "15 Hours". A warning: this episode contains poop. Grab your coziest sweater and a hot cup of recaf because Episode 4 is all up in your shit.


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Feb 11, 2017
40k Badcast 03 - Wherein Campbell Poisons Our Brains with Terrible Weeby Bullshit

In this meaty episode we talk new models, a new game, and teams of dudes that kill stuff. We also tackle whether or not to get into the hobby right now. And if that wasn't enough, we introduce our very first podcast challenge, line up next episode's 40k Book Club, and manage to give you that hot, hot Fact of Fanfiction content you crave.


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Jan 27, 2017
40k Badcast 02 - That Time When One of Us Did a Really Bad Ork Impression

In this Episode, Dan introduces a new character to the show: sick Dan. We also talk about Apocalypse (again), Orks, and how much we love Demons! You don't want to miss it, because Dan also does his best to corner the V/O market with some dramatic reading.

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Jan 16, 2017
40k Badcast 01 - An Inaugural Event We Can All Agree is Bad

In the first episode of the 40k Badcast, hosts Campbell McLaughlin and Dan Boyd introduce themselves, talk Apocalypse, kick off the 40k Book Club, and introduce the world to Lord Dante's breathtaking fanfiction adventure, Baal.

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Jan 03, 2017