Elliot In The Morning

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Listen to Elliot In The Morning weekday...mornings 📻 bit.ly/eitmlisten ☎️ 866-2-ELLIOT | 866-235-5468

Episode Date
EITM: Insecurity! 3/31/23
1576
Hello—again.
Mar 31, 2023
EITM: Her Fight Is Our Fight 3/31/23
1031
Bell. Rung.
Mar 31, 2023
EITM: Dirty Drive-Thru 3/31/23
1013
May I take your...trash?
Mar 31, 2023
EITM: Shem Creek 3/30/23
1590
Looks like another place is getting added to the to-do list for Charleston.
Mar 30, 2023
EITM: Shoehorn Tumbler 3/30/23
741
Everyone finally got their 'Employee Appreciation Day' personalized Quencher. Well, not everyone.
Mar 30, 2023
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1785
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
Mar 30, 2023
EITM: Testing, Testing 3/29/23
459
1-2-3...calls.
Mar 29, 2023
EITM: Janis Holcombe 3/29/23
1133
This Sunday on Discovery, the Stafford, VA native is "Naked And Afraid."
Mar 29, 2023
EITM: Broken Engagement 3/28/23
1572
Or two...or three. Four?
Mar 28, 2023
EITM: Jar Of Cookies 3/28/23
1009
Ceramic for bust!
Mar 28, 2023
EITM: Alan May 3/28/23
904
Elliot was reading an article yesterday and immediately thought of the Caps alum and former NHLer.
Mar 28, 2023
EITM: Retirement Has Gone To Pot 3/27/23
1663
What seniors need to know about marijuana.
Mar 27, 2023
EITM: Next One Is On Me! 3/27/23
411
Why did Josh give out Starbucks gift cards?
Mar 27, 2023
EITM: Exchanges & Returns 3/24/23
1283
Store credit, please?
Mar 24, 2023
EITM interviews Sam Morril
1035
EITM interviews Sam Morril
Mar 24, 2023
EITM: Water Cooler Vibes 3/23/23
1037
The good, the bad, and the terminal?
Mar 23, 2023
EITM: Erin M. Barloracle 3/23/23
820
The M stands for mystifying!
Mar 23, 2023
EITM: Your Daily Hug 3/22/23
1075
Namaste-BACK from Krysten!
Mar 22, 2023
EITM: Pet Tat 3/22/23
1015
It's inking cats and dogs.
Mar 22, 2023
EITM: The Great Brown Way 3/21/23
1113
But no one's leaving, they're just sitting there pooing!
Mar 21, 2023
EITM: Double Helix Jeopardy 3/21/23
1792
Just take a DNA test?
Mar 21, 2023
EITM: Not Again! No! 3/21/23
581
"We're gonna go ahead and go to break right now."
Mar 21, 2023
EITM: Bitter Symphony 3/17/23
1548
What has composed yours?
Mar 17, 2023
EITM: Insect Insides 3/17/23
1173
Hatching feelings?
Mar 17, 2023
EITM interviews Bert Kreischer
1079
EITM interviews Bert Kreischer
Mar 16, 2023
EITM: Birth Certifikate 3/15/23
991
[sic]
Mar 15, 2023
EITM: Regeneron Science Talent Search 3/15/23
1343
The nation’s oldest and most prestigious science and math competition!
Mar 15, 2023
EITM: Gary Bettman 3/15/23
257
Elliot tracks down the NHL commissioner in Florida for the annual GM meetings.
Mar 15, 2023
EITM: Growing Up Shorty 3/14/23
1798
The long—well, really just the short of HGH.
Mar 14, 2023
EITM: Roach Way 3/14/23
544
From Krysten's studio to the kitchen.
Mar 14, 2023
EITM: Clean Up And Don't Dribble 3/13/23
108
Remember when everyone mocked Tyler for dabbing?
Mar 13, 2023
EITM: Starsky The Dog 3/10/23
1003
And finally, this morning...
Mar 10, 2023
EITM: What We Do In The Surgeries 3/10/23
1184
Familiar?
Mar 10, 2023
EITM: Diane Wants A Monkey 3/9/23
297
So says a caller!
Mar 09, 2023
EITM: Elliot Needs A Mint 3/9/23
143
Or so says a caller.
Mar 09, 2023
EITM: The Save Icon 3/8/23
1112
In 3D!
Mar 08, 2023
EITM: C U IV 3/8/23
1074
L8r.
Mar 08, 2023
EITM: I Ain't Believing All The Sh*t You've Been Talking 'Bout Me 3/7/23
1161
(I ain't believing all the sh*t you been talking 'bout me.)
Mar 07, 2023
EITM: Cat's In The Castle 3/7/23
1298
When animals travel.
Mar 07, 2023
EITM: Rodger Moran 3/7/23
406
https://www.gofundme.com/f/yuhwz-my-house-was-robbed
Mar 07, 2023
EITM: Conch If You Love Animated Ditties 3/6/23
715
Snailed it!
Mar 06, 2023
EITM interviews Brian MacLellan
1279
EITM interviews Brian MacLellan
Mar 06, 2023
EITM: TP...FAS 3/3/23
1581
Bathroom rethinking.
Mar 03, 2023
EITM: The Sling Is Back 3/3/23
440
All that's missing is Herr Doktor von Brandenburg.
Mar 03, 2023
EITM: Folly Artist 3/2/23
272
Tyler may have broken his elbow again.
Mar 02, 2023
EITM: No Shoes Jason 3/2/23
1481
Nope, sorry! Joseph. His name is Joseph DeRuvo.
Mar 02, 2023
EITM: Behind The Seas 3/1/23
1262
Cruisin' for insider info.
Mar 01, 2023
EITM: Compliments Of The Daft 3/1/23
1516
Are you paying a or for?
Mar 01, 2023
EITM: Aeronautics And Space 2/28/23
1791
A conversation without the help of anyone from the national administration.
Feb 28, 2023
EITM: Have The Date 2/28/23
1124
And the dress!
Feb 28, 2023
EITM: Movie Merchandise 2/27/23
1251
Not props from the set, see, but tops (and more!) from Etsy.
Feb 27, 2023
EITM: Bring It One 2/24/23
1190
Oh Katrina, you're solo
You're solo, you blow my mind
Feb 24, 2023
EITM: Single Young Male 2/24/23
1464
Not ready to mingle.
Feb 24, 2023
EITM: In-Laws, Right? 2/23/23
2392
Can't live with them, but can you live without them?
Feb 23, 2023
EITM: In Concert Or In The Studio? 2/23/23
1278
We'll do it live!
Feb 23, 2023
EITM: Low Ts 2/22/23
1414
(And E's got the biggest scrotum of them all!)
Feb 22, 2023
EITM: Po(?)chop 2/21/23
91
A call from Dinwiddie County.
Feb 21, 2023
EITM: ETH, I Hear You Calling 2/21/23
471
A phone call from the metaverse.
Feb 21, 2023
EITM: Pop Quiz 2/21/23
454
Klein read 30 pages...
Feb 21, 2023
EITM: Holiday Fight 2/20/23
1081
Scrappy Presidents Day!
Feb 20, 2023
EITM: Jaw Winking Syndrome 2/20/23
1015
Marcus Gunn, anyone?
Feb 20, 2023
EITM: Size Matters 2/17/23
1065
The bigger the worse?
Feb 17, 2023
EITM: Elliot *Is* A Sweets Guy 2/17/23
1144
Happy Cake Day!
Feb 17, 2023
EITM: Chicken Juice 2/16/23
1034
Sorry, "chicken juice."
Feb 16, 2023
EITM: Fart Science 2/16/23
1047
For EITM fart science, I'm Elliot Segal.
Feb 16, 2023
EITM: Stuck In An Elevator 2/16/23
1615
And Diane can't get out of it.
Feb 16, 2023
EITM: True Crime 2/15/23
1664
The addiction is criminal.
Feb 15, 2023
EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 2/15/23
1066
Andrew Litterst is the newest LEGO employee and Juliana Valencia has a newish car.
Feb 15, 2023
EITM: Yo, Elliot! 2/14/23
1401
It's former news correspondent Rick Leventhal (and Kelly Dodd)!!
Feb 14, 2023
EITM: Valentine's Day 2/14/23
1509
Happy?
Feb 14, 2023
EITM: Scamster Class 2/13/23
983
Beware!
Feb 13, 2023
EITM: Top "Love" Songs 2/10/23
1558
Each of whose title contains the L-word.
Feb 10, 2023
EITM: Worst Time Winners 2/10/23
616
It is a tumor. Two of them!
Feb 10, 2023
EITM: Tarik El-Bashir 2/9/23
1175
The "NHL on TNT" reporter and senior writer for 'The Athletic' defends (?) the latter's list of the greatest players in modern hockey.
Feb 09, 2023
EITM: Bitch Week 2/9/23
1248
OBX doesn't want your life.
Feb 09, 2023
EITM: Funeral For An Ex 2/9/23
1548
Love, lies, grieving?
Feb 09, 2023
EITM: It's A Jewy Thing 2/8/23
1331
Baruch atah, oh my.
Feb 08, 2023
EITM: Meadow Just Took A DNA Test 2/8/23
1252
And the truth does hurt.
Feb 08, 2023
EITM: Work-Lie Balance 2/7/23
1013
To tell untruths.
Feb 07, 2023
EITM: Community McCollegeface 2/7/23
1620
Not only do CCs have athletics, but they also have mascots!
Feb 07, 2023
EITM: LEGO & Toy Cars 2/6/23
1738
Cue Diane's orthodontia voice!
Feb 06, 2023
EITM: World Marathon Challenge 2/6/23
373
Braxton Lee's father checks in with an update on his son's quest to run 7 marathons on 7 continents in 7 days.
Feb 06, 2023
EITM: Out With The Old Rules 2/3/23
1419
These are the new ones?
Feb 03, 2023
EITM: Live To One-Fifty 2/2/23
893
Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in.
Feb 02, 2023
EITM: Sleepovers & Ethics 2/2/23
1063
A slumber party problem.
Feb 02, 2023
EITM: Talk-Of-The-Rock 2/1/23
1381
Hall nominees are out, so Elliot and Diane get their picks in.
Feb 01, 2023
EITM: Player-Coach 2/1/23
885
A 22-year-old basketball assistant dunking on 13 year olds. Literally.
Feb 01, 2023
EITM: Broken TV On The Radio 1/31/23
1069
Punched a set? You're not alone!
Jan 31, 2023
EITM: Girls Drool 1/31/23
1882
And so do boys.
Jan 31, 2023
EITM: Food News 1/30/23
1264
(Sugar)
Jan 30, 2023
EITM: Do You Wanna Get Rachmaninoff? 1/30/23
1171
Yuja Wang!
Jan 30, 2023
EITM interviews Fahim Anwar
3201
EITM interviews Fahim Anwar
Jan 27, 2023
EITM: Frugal Rocks! 1/26/23
1573
(Until it doesn't.)
Jan 26, 2023
EITM: Dees Are The Drops You're Looking For 1/26/23
1296
Elliot brought a gift in.
Jan 26, 2023
EITM: Married... With Homework 1/26/23
370
Backpack optional?
Jan 26, 2023
EITM: Jesus, What Happened To Your Face? 1/25/23
1448
Elliot knew it!
Jan 25, 2023
EITM: Clogs On Clogs 1/25/23
696
Krysten needs a plunger and pair of Crocs.
Jan 25, 2023
EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 1/25/23
1315
Bowling alley wood, learning about koji, and seeing dead people.
Jan 25, 2023
EITM: No Contest 1/24/23
163
Krysten is your rural champion.
Jan 24, 2023
EITM: Evil Twin Doings 1/24/23
160
Double trouble for Elliot's doppelgänger.
Jan 24, 2023
EITM: I Am Shauna Rae 1/23/23
1013
And this is TLC.
Jan 23, 2023
EITM: Thievery Oviposition 1/23/23
1296
Running a-fowl of the law.
Jan 23, 2023
EITM: Best Dips 1/20/23
1266
It's time to play Family Feud!
Jan 20, 2023
EITM: '02-03 Award Season 1/20/23
1040
"Shoehorn" don't bother me, but he sure does Elliot.
Jan 20, 2023
EITM: It's Time To Play Family Feud 1/20/23
523
Give it up for the Bruce family!
Jan 20, 2023
EITM: Nosy Neighbors 1/19/23
899
Couldn't help but notice something outside the studio.
Jan 19, 2023
EITM: Sex! 1/19/23
1572
On the first date?
Jan 19, 2023
EITM interviews Mark Tremonti
1173
EITM interviews Mark Tremonti
Jan 19, 2023
EITM: Will Of The People 1/18/23
682
Wait, what person?
Jan 18, 2023
EITM: Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots 1/18/23
1255
Sorry, shooters.
Jan 18, 2023
EITM: VapoCave 1/18/23
380
And a sniffed upper lip.
Jan 18, 2023
EITM: Gigantomastia 1/17/23
1490
Or how about gmastia?
Jan 17, 2023
EITM: No Nut 1/17/23
1073
Traveler!
Jan 17, 2023
EITM: Timmy From Toronto 1/16/23
623
Canadian food and American TV.
Jan 16, 2023
EITM: Diane's Numnah [3/3] 1/16/23
1039
She finally got the shot.
Jan 16, 2023
EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom
647
EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom
Jan 16, 2023
EITM: Starry™ Lemon Lime 1/13/23
351
Taste test!
Jan 13, 2023
EITM: Korean Rice Cakes 1/13/23
1058
Diane, can you pronounce this for me?
Jan 13, 2023
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
3051
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
Jan 13, 2023
EITM: RVA CBL 1/12/23
1664
(The Richmond lady with bleach whom some say is...not well.)
Jan 12, 2023
EITM: Elliot's Advice Corner 1/12/23
980
"I know what your response is going to be. I guess I'm more so looking for Tyler and Diane ..."
Jan 12, 2023
EITM: Diane's Numnah [2/?] 1/11/23
1193
(Waiting on pre-authorization.)
Jan 11, 2023
EITM: 400 Bottles Of Perfume On The Wall 1/11/23
1492
Take one down, spray it around.
Jan 11, 2023
EITM: Rick Leventhal Car Accident 1/11/23
442
"Former FOX guy" and ex-‘RHOC’ star Kelly Dodd's husband is "lucky to be alive."
Jan 11, 2023
EITM: Is Antarctica Having A Moment? 1/10/23
598
Jen from the office just got back.
Jan 10, 2023
EITM: Luxury Condoms? 1/10/23
1662
Well, I'll be...
Jan 10, 2023
EITM: #OPNation 1/9/23
1150
#EITMLive
Jan 09, 2023
EITM: What's The 411? 1/9/23
1019
Wait, it's not just slang for information?
Jan 09, 2023
EITM: 1 Girl, 8 Or 9 Cups 1/9/23
420
Diane tried cupping over the weekend.
Jan 09, 2023
EITM: Nostril Piercing 1/6/23
1423
Funcle E's taking everybody!
Jan 06, 2023
EITM: For Your Amusement 1/6/23
1622
Rides, parks, and worlds.
Jan 06, 2023
EITM: 1 Percent Rule 1/5/23
564
Only five jurisdictions follow it and three of them are DC, Maryland, and Virginia.
Jan 05, 2023
EITM: Oh No, Gyno, Gyno 1/5/23
796
Krysten doesn't see a gynecologist.
Jan 05, 2023
EITM: Walk Like A Human 1/5/23
1053
Elliot made it three days into the year without fighting a caller.
Jan 05, 2023
EITM: Auto Bullying 1/4/23
1228
Never leave the scene of an accident until you've tagged your location.
Jan 04, 2023
EITM: Seconds A-Leaping 1/4/23
864
One Diane crying.
Jan 04, 2023
EITM: Driveway Dandy 1/3/23
284
The story that gave us... bagoon?
Jan 03, 2023
EITM: First Date 1/3/23
1564
In the car, I just can't—wait!
Jan 03, 2023
EITM: So Many People Died 1/2/23
355
A pope, Barbara Walters, and what about Pelé?
Jan 02, 2023
EITM: Car Flipping 1/2/23
874
Minus the profits.
Jan 02, 2023
EITM: Season’s Greetings 1/2/23
1075
And Happy Presidents' Day!
Jan 02, 2023
EITM: Skulls Unlimited 1/2/23
360
#BoneBox
Jan 02, 2023
EITM: Joan To The World 12/21/22
273
The moan is come.
Dec 21, 2022
EITM: UGG Life 12/21/22
880
Elliot gets to open one present early.
Dec 21, 2022
EITM: Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Heat Nor Gloom 12/21/22
1148
Only allegations!
Dec 21, 2022
EITM: Phone Scams 12/20/22
1495
Hit the button, scammers!
Dec 20, 2022
EITM: Human Pet Names 12/20/22
1191
No, that can't be it. Pet human—nope, human pet names!
Dec 20, 2022
EITM: The Great Hanukkah Light Fight 12/19/22
865
But not, like... the miracle of the oil.
Dec 19, 2022
EITM: Capers 12/19/22
1700
If you don't like them, you can brush them off, that's not a big deal.
Dec 19, 2022
EITM: Short Person 12/16/22
1124
Got a reason to celebrate!
Dec 16, 2022
EITM: No Phones About It 12/16/22
1183
No cap...too.
Dec 16, 2022
EITM: Schoolhouse Sock! 12/15/22
1338
My teacher's punch-out.
Dec 15, 2022
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 12/15/22
927
New James Webb Space Telescope views means a check-in from everyone's favorite NASA astrophysicist.
Dec 15, 2022
EITM: Turtleneck & Main 12/15/22
892
It's a fashion crossroads.
Dec 15, 2022
EITM: Cursive 12/14/22
1649
𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒
Dec 14, 2022
EITM: Emergency Surgery, You Say? 12/14/22
356
He'll ask.
Dec 14, 2022
EITM: Food News, Bad News 12/13/22
1385
Which one's worst?
Dec 13, 2022
EITM: Wedding Clamor 12/13/22
939
Diane is worried about Krysten.
Dec 13, 2022
EITM: Weekend Getaways 12/12/22
781
Diane and Tyler both went home.
Dec 12, 2022
EITM: Silent Bride 12/9/22
1358
Holy SH*T!
Dec 09, 2022
EITM: Hobby Language 12/9/22
1821
What's the easiest one to learn...second?
Dec 09, 2022
EITM: Oldest Restaurants In The World 12/8/22
908
Where you can still eat a meal.
Dec 08, 2022
EITM: Steaky Batter 12/8/22
1678
This ain't no A.1.
Dec 08, 2022
EITM: Bariatric Surgery 12/7/22
1427
Who needs to know?
Dec 07, 2022
EITM: The Perfect Gift For Me Would Be 12/7/22
1107
Completely free of anxiety.
Dec 07, 2022
EITM: They Are Like Copies 12/6/22
1733
But they don't copy.
Dec 06, 2022
EITM: Monday Night Raw Nerve 12/6/22
984
Someone's upset on a Tuesday morning.
Dec 06, 2022
EITM: Human Allergy 12/5/22
1054
Ever think your pet may be allergic to its guardian?
Dec 05, 2022
EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 12/5/22
751
Boss' wife's baby daddy, FIFA World Cup, and porn star Nikki Dial guy.
Dec 05, 2022
EITM: Cut Her Mic 12/2/22
259
Elliot had no choice but to shut Krysten down.
Dec 02, 2022
EITM: Mitch-A-Palooza 12/2/22
467
Why go to a regular cannabis store when you can go to a cannabis superstore?
Dec 02, 2022
EITM: The Worst Xmas Candy 12/2/22
1009
Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair...
Dec 02, 2022
EITM: Toys For Tots 12/1/22
910
Happy 75th Anniversary!
Dec 01, 2022
EITM: Trip Of Lifetimes 12/1/22
1343
#OURVikingStory
Dec 01, 2022
EITM: USMNT Is Going To The World Cup Knockout Stage 11/30/22
515
...and so is this guy.
Nov 30, 2022
EITM: There Is A Phone There 11/30/22
1455
All of the sudden, the phone starts to ring.
Nov 30, 2022
EITM: The Hottest Crowd-Pumpin' Grooves Of All Time 11/29/22
1313
JOCK JAMS!
Nov 29, 2022
EITM: The Doctor Is In...His 100s 11/29/22
1335
How old is too old?
Nov 29, 2022
EITM: Kraft Heinz Foods Company, Defendant 11/28/22
766
Class action!
Nov 28, 2022
EITM: Plane Disgusting 11/28/22
1225
Sliming the slippery skies.
Nov 28, 2022
EITM: Wayback Wednesday 11/23/22
448
Diane does Chichén Itzá while Elliot's not (?) eatin' pizza.
Nov 23, 2022
EITM: IVF 11/22/22
1424
🄽🄴🅆 🅆🅁
Nov 22, 2022
EITM: ILs 11/22/22
773
Call them by their name?
Nov 22, 2022
EITM: Preventing Genericide 11/21/22
1403
Alcohol is leading the cause.
Nov 21, 2022
EITM: Diane's Numnah 11/21/22
191
An update on her dead arm.
Nov 21, 2022
EITM: Chief Psychology Officer 11/18/22
1368
Can't we just get a workplace dog?
Nov 18, 2022
EITM: Cheaters 11/18/22
1243
This program is neither dedicated to the faithful nor presented to the false-hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.
Nov 18, 2022
EITM: Fold Your Hands 11/17/22
1047
...and don't speak!
Nov 17, 2022
EITM: Isn't That A Garbage Way To Start The Day? Pt. 2 11/17/22
453
"Why are you in a good mood?"
Nov 17, 2022
EITM: Clean Your Slate 11/16/22
1352
Tabula croissant.
Nov 16, 2022
EITM: Isn't That A Garbage Way To Start The Day? 11/16/22
460
"And that's how I knew I blew out my left rear tire."
Nov 16, 2022
EITM: Families While Dining 11/15/22
1226
How kid-friendly are we?
Nov 15, 2022
EITM interviews Dayglow
1756
EITM interviews Dayglow
Nov 15, 2022
EITM: Wha' Happened? 11/14/22
1084
Another hard-to-solve medical mystery?
Nov 14, 2022
EITM: News Of The Hurl 11/14/22
1141
🤮
Nov 14, 2022
EITM: Amnesiac Arc 11/11/22
1117
An adventure 1993 years in the making.
Nov 11, 2022
EITM: Kissin' Time 11/11/22
1287
Wait, no time is a kissing time? (USA!)
Nov 11, 2022
EITM: Elliot The Interrupting Pig 11/10/22
1086
Yoink!
Nov 10, 2022
EITM: Doo-doo Detectives 11/9/22
1555
A defecation investigation.
Nov 09, 2022
EITM: Warming Up To Cold Feet 11/9/22
1234
Speak later or forever hold your peace?
Nov 09, 2022
EITM: Bauer's Final Hour 11/9/22
788
Sadly, Elliot has to put his older dog down.
Nov 09, 2022
EITM: Error Message 11/8/22
1105
And now there's more than one and they're cascading.
Nov 08, 2022
EITM: Lucid Death 11/8/22
1503
Don't be scared. It's just one in five people who survive cardiopulmonary resuscitation may describe experiences that occur while they were seemingly unconscious and on the brink.
Nov 08, 2022
EITM: Someone Bought An Inflatable 11/7/22
343
(It was Tyler!)
Nov 07, 2022
EITM: Powerball 11/7/22
774
Elliot's dos and don'ts.
Nov 07, 2022
EITM: Collectors Vault 11/4/22
1567
If only Elliot would have had someplace to store that teddy bear.
Nov 04, 2022
EITM interviews Stephen Kellogg
3040
EITM interviews Stephen Kellogg
Nov 04, 2022
EITM: Cornhole Scandal 11/3/22
1382
Krysten Marie, the BagGate!
Nov 03, 2022
EITM: The Man Is In All The Dorms! 11/3/22
1043
At Stanford, the wind of free housing blows.
Nov 03, 2022
EITM: Donna Martin Wears A Hoodie! 11/2/22
878
NO
DRESS
CODE
Nov 02, 2022
EITM: Pimples Up, Profits Down? 11/2/22
1259
Zits and the office.
Nov 02, 2022
EITM: Best Goth Songs 11/1/22
1921
Of all time.
Nov 01, 2022
EITM: Candy Belly 11/1/22
129
(You don't have to listen closely.)
Nov 01, 2022
EITM: Are You A Vampire? 10/31/22
617
You have to tell me if you're a vampire!
Oct 31, 2022
EITM: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? 10/31/22
1537
I don't nose.
Oct 31, 2022
EITM: King Size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Stickers! 10/31/22
1117
Snickers? No! STICKERS!!
Oct 31, 2022
EITM: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Clumsiness 10/28/22
1247
Depression and acceptance.
Oct 28, 2022
EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid [UPDATE #2] 10/28/22
580
Two of two.
Oct 28, 2022
EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid [UPDATE] 10/28/22
995
Part one of two.
Oct 28, 2022
EITM: Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Repurposed Mobile Home! 10/27/22
728
Fancy a bird call?
Oct 27, 2022
EITM: Kids Say The Darkest Things 10/27/22
951
Spooky, scary children.
Oct 27, 2022
EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid 10/27/22
438
Really, Crofton?
Oct 27, 2022
EITM: Donald Dean Studey 10/26/22
1737
One of America's most prolific serial killers?
Oct 26, 2022
EITM: Diabetic Shoe Warehouse 10/26/22
1241
I'm not Wilford Brimley, but I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes.
Oct 26, 2022
EITM: Tuesdays With Mortality 10/25/22
429
Now we're goin' dark...
Oct 25, 2022
EITM: Paintball Justice 10/25/22
897
Dyeing.
Oct 25, 2022
EITM: Wicca Wicca Wild 10/25/22
1559
It's Halloween, witches!
Oct 25, 2022
EITM: Home Agone 10/24/22
1653
They did it again!
Oct 24, 2022
EITM: Schemin' In The Boys Room 10/21/22
895
How one high schooler scammed his classmates out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Oct 21, 2022
EITM: Kimycola 10/21/22
1246
This #BurpToker needs Elliot's help.
Oct 21, 2022
EITM: An Eye-popping Record 10/20/22
839
Literally.
Oct 20, 2022
EITM: Hot And Bothered Or Not 10/20/22
649
How to tell.
Oct 20, 2022
EITM: The Man, The Matting, The Legend 10/19/22
565
Kevin Carpet, himself, calls in following the discussion of his 'New York' magazine feature.
Oct 19, 2022
EITM: The Horny Ghost 10/19/22
720
Talk spooky to me!
Oct 19, 2022
EITM: Mr. Carpet? 10/18/22
912
Hello, this is Kevin!
Oct 18, 2022
EITM: Loud Quitting 10/18/22
1142
Well, if you won't give me that new-hire raise!
Oct 18, 2022
EITM interviews Paul Virzi
2799
EITM interviews Paul Virzi
Oct 18, 2022
EITM: Brain Hockey Surgery 10/17/22
1023
What happens when a doctor wants you to play an instrument during a procedure, but you have zero musical abilities?
Oct 17, 2022
EITM interviews Mother Mother
2625
EITM interviews Mother Mother
Oct 17, 2022
EITM: The Boy Is Not Mine 10/13/22
447
Do you tell him? Or do you just want Elliot to tell him?
Oct 13, 2022
EITM: Brain Food 10/13/22
1273
I'm having trouble trying to eat.
Oct 13, 2022
EITM: She Gets Muscle Spasms Several Times A Week. What Is Wrong? 10/13/22
1295
Not from The New York Times Magazine.
Oct 13, 2022
EITM: Overpayment Plan 10/12/22
1215
What to do?
Oct 12, 2022
EITM: Car Alarmist 10/12/22
777
Elliot's vehicle app is pushing out some interesting notifications.
Oct 12, 2022
EITM: Twitch Dot Heavy 10/11/22
1149
'Cause they know I'm the king of a hypnic jerk!
Oct 12, 2022
EITM: Which Of The Linemen? 10/10/22
1136
...is still married?
Oct 10, 2022
EITM: Mail Slots 10/10/22
997
What are they good for?
Oct 10, 2022
EITM: Sophisticated Heat Beams 10/10/22
1071
Using these "lasers," we road rage.
Oct 10, 2022
EITM: They Say Dating Is A Numbers Game 10/7/22
950
So...can I get yours?
Oct 07, 2022
EITM: Pinball Mamushka 10/7/22
600
Welcome honored guests...
Oct 07, 2022
EITM: Welcome To Gresham 10/6/22
1190
If more than 700 trees fall in a forest and no one is around to see who cut them down, do they make a sound?
Oct 06, 2022
EITM: Greatest Karaoke Songs 10/6/22
1398
Of all time.
Oct 06, 2022
EITM: School Of Gawk 10/6/22
1421
Happy Belated World Teachers' Day!
Oct 06, 2022
EITM: Marvel Legends Galactus 10/5/22
1189
Please agree to the terms so he who hungers can devour $399.99 per customer.
Oct 05, 2022
EITM: It's Too Hard 10/5/22
1392
When the college try isn't enough.
Oct 05, 2022
EITM: Avoiding Amy 10/4/22
1249
DO NOT EVER INGEST FORAGED MUSHROOMS, ON THEIR OWN OR COOKED INTO FOOD?!?
Oct 04, 2022
EITM: Baby, You Weren't The Love Of My Life 10/4/22
1502
Woah.
Oct 04, 2022
EITM: Punch Spike 10/4/22
1361
Do you dance first or nah?
Oct 04, 2022
EITM: We Got Weights In Fish! 10/3/22
1165
Chess, poker, and now -- still? -- fishing.
Oct 03, 2022
EITM: AFib 10/3/22
1449
October is—the month after National Atrial Fibrillation Awareness Month.
Oct 03, 2022
EITM: Signing On 10/3/22
497
So...how was your weekend?
Oct 03, 2022
EITM: Chugging The Butt 9/30/22
1166
Cerveja na bundinha.
Sep 30, 2022
EITM: Oratorical Contest 9/30/22
1574
Public speaking, but, but! ...it's a competition too.
Sep 30, 2022
EITM: Home Deaths 9/29/22
1129
Specifically, dying at someone else's house.
Sep 29, 2022
EITM interviews Smith & Thell
2877
EITM interviews Smith & Thell
Sep 29, 2022
EITM: Bou-voir Dire 9/28/22
1172
Your Honor, I only look at the photos for the loving messages!
Sep 28, 2022
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1865
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
Sep 28, 2022
EITM: GFE IRL 9/27/22
1090
When creating content and online dating don't mix.
Sep 27, 2022
EITM: Signing On 9/27/22
728
Permits, poop, and planetary defense.
Sep 27, 2022
EITM: Michael Andrew Murphy 9/26/22
384
"It's rest in peace, not rest in piss."
Sep 26, 2022
EITM: Davey Callihan 9/26/22
612
You probably saw him get punched a few times by a fellow race car driver over the weekend.
Sep 26, 2022
EITM: Restaurant Nightmares 9/26/22
288
On Friday, Elliot and his wife befriended a couple sitting next to them.
Sep 26, 2022
EITM: Power Windows 9/23/22
819
Don't try this at home—you need a car.
Sep 23, 2022
EITM: Nauseous And Cautious In The Office 9/23/22
915
Running from the law with no running water.
Sep 23, 2022
EITM: HUSTLER® Hollywood 9/22/22
1401
#EraseTheShame, no?
Sep 22, 2022
EITM: A Little Rusty 9/22/22
496
The Trombone Champ is not here.
Sep 22, 2022
EITM interviews Billy Corgan
1007
EITM interviews Billy Corgan
Sep 22, 2022
EITM: 2 Winners 1 Ticket 9/21/22
947
The $1.3 billion Mega Millions jackpot has finally been claimed.
Sep 21, 2022
EITM: Body Or Proof 9/21/22
1380
Have you ever been asked for a funeral note?
Sep 21, 2022
EITM: You're Not Invited Pt. 3 9/20/22
1000
The birthday boy, himself, calls to defend his name.
Sep 20, 2022
EITM: You're Not Invited Pt. 2 9/20/22
1457
Diane finds out why she was left off the birthday party guest list.
Sep 20, 2022
EITM: CJ McLaughlin 9/19/22
368
The driver of the No. 38 car in the NASCAR Xfinity Series pulls a Juan Padilla.
Sep 19, 2022
EITM: You're Not Invited 9/19/22
519
An unfortunate slight, Diane, still.
Sep 19, 2022
EITM: Car "Notes" 9/16/22
1273
Stories, please!
Sep 16, 2022
EITM interviews Tobias Forge
1067
EITM interviews Tobias Forge
Sep 16, 2022
EITM: To My Tennis Family And Elliot 9/15/22
959
Roger Federer says goodbye.
Sep 15, 2022
EITM: Kiehl's 9/15/22
243
As in, Elliot sure Kiehl's it when it comes to birthday gifts.
Sep 15, 2022
EITM: Elliot Got Stopped Yesterday 9/15/22
560
But in a way he's never been stopped before.
Sep 15, 2022
EITM interviews Jay Pharoah
1020
EITM interviews Jay Pharoah
Sep 15, 2022
EITM: Cutting Weight 9/14/22
1405
A not-to.
Sep 14, 2022
EITM: Strip Croaker 9/14/22
1166
Inspired by the nursing home stripper, Elliot wants to open up a network of old people's bars.
Sep 14, 2022
EITM: Films That Show Up On University Syllabuses 9/13/22
225
As explained by a professor at NYU.
Sep 13, 2022
EITM: Everyone Poops 9/13/22
1218
But on a date?!
Sep 13, 2022
EITM: Juan Padilla 9/12/22
339
While listening to the show (?), the former MLB pitcher decides to call in with his thoughts on baseball's rule changes.
Sep 12, 2022
EITM: Talkin' About The Christmas Tree 9/12/22
1229
Have an autumn equinox!
Sep 12, 2022
EITM: GeoGuessr 9/12/22
1001
Let's explore the world, Diane!
Sep 12, 2022
EITM: Banking With Your Liver 9/9/22
1834
Come for the book club, stay for the fight.
Sep 09, 2022
EITM: Add It To The Dictionary 9/8/22
598
Merriam-Webster defines update as...
Sep 08, 2022
EITM: Dinners In The Dark 9/8/22
1032
Just put on this blindfold...
Sep 08, 2022
EITM: To Leave Or Not To Leave 9/7/22
969
That is the question?
Sep 07, 2022
EITM: Fairy Tale 9/7/22
1228
Not just the name of Stephen King's new book, but also where Elliot's living.
Sep 07, 2022
EITM: AI...n't Cheatin' 9/7/22
1372
Artificial intelligence in the classroom.
Sep 07, 2022
EITM: We Have Those Days! 9/6/22
1598
'Beginnings of a stroke, but not a full stroke.'
Sep 06, 2022
EITM: Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert 9/6/22
546
A recap.
Sep 06, 2022
EITM: Name That Tune (Kinda) 9/2/22
1487
Gamifying music's love of parentheses.
Sep 02, 2022
EITM: You Put My Husband's Dentures In 9/2/22
1481
And they're only the immediate ones!
Sep 02, 2022
EITM: The Nut Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree 9/2/22
1228
Is Amanda the new Karen?
Sep 02, 2022
EITM: Swinging For The Exes 9/1/22
1255
Are former flames in the lifestyle's order?
Sep 01, 2022
EITM: Diane Lost Two Tires 9/1/22
590
Pop, pop!
Sep 01, 2022
EITM: Nipple Play 8/31/22
1775
You like pleasure spiked with pain?
Aug 31, 2022
EITM: Dog DNA Test 8/31/22
1138
Are Elliot and Tyler the fathers—that would do this?
Aug 31, 2022
EITM: Sling Off 8/31/22
208
Summer ON! ...for five days.
Aug 31, 2022
EITM: Turtlin'! w/ Krysten 8/30/22
118
Toby & Tilly
Aug 30, 2022
EITM: Man Of The Hole 8/30/22
1255
Nota de pesar.
Aug 30, 2022
EITM: Gastroparesis 8/30/22
1117
Vom.
Aug 30, 2022
EITM: Waking Dreams 8/29/22
898
Welcome to Black Rock City 2022!
Aug 29, 2022
EITM: New Music Discovery 8/29/22
1306
Elliot prefers the old-fashioned way with the emphasis on old.
Aug 29, 2022
EITM: Getting Arrested 8/26/22
1308
...and not telling anyone.
Aug 26, 2022
EITM: Elliot's Eye Exam 8/26/22
330
Is it a medical first?
Aug 26, 2022
EITM: Staying Alive 8/25/22
1343
(Not featuring Drake.)
Aug 25, 2022
EITM: Dear Bulldog Parents 8/25/22
1418
Wait, isn't Flowery Branch 'The Darkside'?
Aug 25, 2022
EITM: Ducks With No Bills 8/24/22
971
And turtles with no fry.
Aug 24, 2022
EITM: Porn Star Doppelgänger 8/24/22
437
Speaking of sharing DNA...
Aug 24, 2022
EITM: When It Comes To Safety 8/23/22
840
...he's a Ken.
Aug 23, 2022
EITM: Never Flush Your Underwear 8/23/22
1152
Nor these things down the toilet.
Aug 23, 2022
EITM: Blind In Business 8/23/22
681
(Business!)
Aug 23, 2022
EITM: Name That Shazam 8/22/22
1055
Golly!
Aug 22, 2022
EITM: Lying During Divorce 8/22/22
1365
...about lying under someone else.
Aug 22, 2022
EITM: Lawsuit Headache 8/19/22
1198
Sorry, headache lawsuit.
Aug 19, 2022
EITM: Teacher's Bathroom Policy 8/19/22
1281
But first, last names!
Aug 19, 2022
EITM interviews Dominic Howard
934
EITM interviews Dominic Howard
Aug 19, 2022
EITM: She-Hurt 8/18/22
1148
Jameela Jamil and her injured butthole.
Aug 18, 2022
EITM: Happy Trails 8/18/22
1458
To you?
Aug 18, 2022
EITM: Introducing Contraband Into A Penal Facility 8/18/22
613
"The Night Of," anyone?
Aug 18, 2022
EITM: Bases, Everyone! 8/17/22
905
It's back to school again with baseball metaphors for sex.
Aug 17, 2022
EITM: Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness 8/17/22
1032
{Diane 3:16}
Aug 17, 2022
EITM: Passed Out Drunk 8/17/22
1211
And need to wake up!
Aug 17, 2022
EITM: INSIDE: ONE EXTREMELY SPICY TORTILLA CHIP 8/16/22
921
Paqui's 2022 One Chip Challenge® contains the "super-charged Carolina Reaper Pepper and stinging Scorpion Pepper with a shocking twist"... it will hopefully turn Josh blue!
Aug 16, 2022
EITM: Around The Country In 5 Days 8/16/22
1431
How many states have you done?
Aug 16, 2022
EITM: Wait, When Did Elliot Get A Puppy? 8/16/22
136
Sorry, Mr. College Freshman, but your old room is the dog's now.
Aug 16, 2022
EITM: Leaving A Job In Record Time 8/15/22
909
When quitters win.
Aug 15, 2022
EITM: #ASUWelcome 8/15/22
390
🔱
Aug 15, 2022
EITM: Goodbye Songs 8/11/22
804
The best of all time.
Aug 11, 2022
EITM: Family Va-cash-in 8/11/22
1275
What's that gift equal to?
Aug 11, 2022
EITM: Elliot's Drive In 8/11/22
237
Maybe he should have called the cops.
Aug 11, 2022
EITM: No Slots 8/10/22
1291
(In the champagne room.)
Aug 10, 2022
EITM: A House Separated 8/9/22
1105
If someone moves out, do they have a say in who moves in?
Aug 09, 2022
EITM: RIP ONJ 8/9/22
898
Remembering Olivia Newton-John.
Aug 09, 2022
EITM: When Animals Attack 8/8/22
1198
Do this!
Aug 08, 2022
EITM: Goin' To The Chapel 8/8/22
757
Krysten's gonna get married.
Aug 08, 2022
EITM: Karma's Glitch 8/8/22
1547
Anyone else just find out their worst of the worst college neighbor is worth over $2 billion?
Aug 08, 2022
EITM: Lost A Wedding Ring 8/5/22
1125
Found Diane's pet peeve.
Aug 05, 2022
EITM: Labiartist 8/5/22
1386
Tattooing the privates.
Aug 05, 2022
EITM: Bunionectomy 8/4/22
1214
Killer crossover!
Aug 04, 2022
EITM: John Huffington 8/4/22
586
"32 years ... 18 to 50 ... 10 of it on death row."
Aug 04, 2022
EITM: M.I.L.F. 8/4/22
1074
Mother-in-law flasher.
Aug 04, 2022
EITM: The Most Hated Man On The Internet 8/3/22
272
'I'm currently watching the show and I was on "Is Anyone Up?"'
Aug 03, 2022
EITM: Overloaded Neapolitan With Hot Honey 8/3/22
1134
Now trending in pizza.
Aug 03, 2022
EITM: Tyler's Broken (?) Elbow 8/3/22
232
The follow-up.
Aug 03, 2022
EITM: Just Looking For Casual Sex Here 8/2/22
1076
Hey...
Aug 02, 2022
EITM: Joy Semelsberger 8/2/22
648
Following yesterday's discussion of M.M.A. doctors, Semi The Jedi's mom, Joy Semelsberger, checked in to talk UFC 277.
Aug 02, 2022
EITM: A-Town Down 8/1/22
1134
Elliot and Tyler spent the weekend in Atlanta.
Aug 01, 2022
EITM: M(D)MA 8/1/22
1888
The ringside physicians of mixed martial arts.
Aug 01, 2022
EITM: Daddy's Widow Helper 7/29/22
1218
Dear Abby...
Jul 29, 2022
EITM: The Audacity Of Nope 7/29/22
1395
Ask Amy!
Jul 29, 2022
EITM: Way Down Yonder 7/28/22
1203
It gets stranger than dozens of dead goats floating in the river.
Jul 28, 2022
EITM: LED 7/28/22
955
Light emitting disaster.
Jul 28, 2022
EITM: Diana 7/28/22
431
Does it out and about.
Jul 28, 2022
EITM: Wheelchair Only 7/27/22
946
Thanks so much!
Jul 27, 2022
EITM: Coffin Flap 7/27/22
1853
Lowering caskets and review grades.
Jul 27, 2022
EITM: $1 Billion 7/27/22
199
Elliot is convinced that he is winning the lottery in Atlanta this weekend.
Jul 27, 2022
EITM: A Little Less Bend, A Little More Blaze 7/26/22
1453
Works every time?
Jul 26, 2022
EITM: Tyler Broke His Elbow 7/26/22
269
An update.
Jul 26, 2022
EITM: Bert Kreischer 7/26/22
830
Surprise! On the phone!
Jul 26, 2022
EITM: Tyler Broke His Elbow 7/25/22
1732
(By falling off his bike.)
Jul 25, 2022
EITM: Danger, Ranger 7/22/22
233
Splash!
Jul 22, 2022
EITM: Let's Make A Seal 7/22/22
1225
What's behind the newly set up hospital door?
Jul 22, 2022
EITM: O.P.E.N. 7/22/22
1989
Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy.
Jul 22, 2022
EITM: Cold Stone Creamery 7/21/22
285
For fun well done.
Jul 21, 2022
EITM: Road Work Ahead 7/21/22
1168
Cone rage?
Jul 21, 2022
EITM: Diane Is Fighting With Insurance 7/20/22
365
Blood testing and union busting.
Jul 20, 2022
EITM: Home Invasions 7/20/22
1594
Intruder stories—go!
Jul 20, 2022
EITM interviews Bill Burr
926
EITM interviews Bill Burr
Jul 20, 2022
EITM: Die Doing What You Love 7/19/22
219
ON. AIR!
Jul 19, 2022
EITM: Watching Porn At Work 7/19/22
1590
Did Krysten get dumped this morning?
Jul 19, 2022
EITM: 10,000 Steps 7/18/22
1159
Then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
Jul 18, 2022
EITM: Tyler's New Dog 7/18/22
596
Introducing... Meadow Molnar!
Jul 18, 2022
EITM: U.S. MAIL 7/15/22
1120
Approved by the Postmaster—BOOM!!
Jul 15, 2022
EITM: Unwanted Thoughts 7/15/22
1101
How do you deal with bad memories?
Jul 15, 2022
EITM: I Know Victoria's Secret 7/15/22
800
And girl, you wouldn't believe.
Jul 15, 2022
EITM: Bus Booby 7/14/22
284
Please sign this permission slip, Mother.
Jul 14, 2022
EITM: Does Tyler Have Bed Bugs? 7/14/22
1187
Somebody may have brought back one more souvenir from Disney.
Jul 14, 2022
EITM: Jäger 7/14/22
1694
⚪🦌✝️
Jul 14, 2022
EITM: LongHorn Courthouse 7/13/22
360
Remember the woman who was bitten by the snake at the steakhouse? Well, here's Rachel's fiancé with an update on her story.
Jul 13, 2022
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 7/13/22
1173
The NASA astrophysicist walks EITM through the first images from the James Webb Space Telescope.
Jul 13, 2022
EITM: Hand of Miriam 7/12/22
292
Meet back of mom!
Jul 12, 2022
EITM: World Pop 7/12/22
786
8️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
Jul 12, 2022
EITM: And #2 Quarterback 7/12/22
584
Elliot? Segal?
Jul 12, 2022
EITM: Meet Krysten At The Swimmin' Hole 7/11/22
245
Just watch out for those gators!
Jul 11, 2022
EITM: Summer Vacation 7/11/22
1248
A last hurrah, Disney World, and mezcal.
Jul 11, 2022
EITM: A Dose To The Groom! 6/29/22
1452
(To the groom!)
(To the groom!)
{(To the groom!)}
To the bride!
Jun 29, 2022
EITM: Cruisin' For A Bruisin' 6/29/22
912
(I'm on a boat.)
Jun 29, 2022
EITM interviews Neal Brennan
796
EITM interviews Neal Brennan
Jun 29, 2022
EITM: The Tall 6/28/22
1484
And short of height.
Jun 28, 2022
EITM: Dining Deal-breakers 6/28/22
1304
Are these true?
Jun 28, 2022
EITM: Book Ink 6/27/22
1067
Library fundraising via tattoo.
Jun 27, 2022
EITM: Michael Wardian 6/27/22
798
Having started May 1 in California, endurance athlete Mike Wardian is so close to "Running Home," as he checks in live from just over the Virginia border.
Jun 27, 2022
EITM: Embassy Row 6/24/22
394
As in British English, a noisy argument or fight.
Jun 24, 2022
EITM: Elliot Is Disgusting 6/24/22
293
WBZ II
Jun 24, 2022
EITM: Krysten Is Disgusting 6/24/22
89
Chicken beefs.
Jun 24, 2022
EITM: Zolpidem 6/23/22
1309
(Ambien.)
Jun 23, 2022
EITM interviews Adam Conover
2424
EITM interviews Adam Conover
Jun 23, 2022
EITM: Processed Cheese Whiz 6/22/22
406
Or idiot in the morning?
Jun 22, 2022
EITM: Dawson's Crook 6/22/22
509
A self-described Katie Holmes look-alike scams Joshua "Jackson" Markovitz.
Jun 22, 2022
EITM: Take Me Out At The Ball Game 6/22/22
1377
A heart attack, a foul ball, a son, and a husband.
Jun 22, 2022
EITM: Krysten Warns 6/21/22
594
Stay safe with Mace®.
Jun 21, 2022
EITM: Love Is Blind 6/20/22
1215
...folded.
Jun 20, 2022
EITM: Telling Someone 6/20/22
1432
Someone died.
Jun 20, 2022
EITM: Temperature Play 6/17/22
1309
It's gettin' hot (or cold, whatever you like!) in herre.
Jun 17, 2022
EITM: Deer Tree Above Head 6/17/22
889
We gather here today to solve a mystery.
Jun 17, 2022
EITM: Lyme Disease 6/17/22
286
Did you know Krysten had it? (Diane did.)
Jun 17, 2022
EITM: Traveling Vendors 6/16/22
313
Git chapopsiculls!
Jun 16, 2022
EITM: The Playhouse 6/16/22
1254
Would you dare...exit OnlyFans?
Jun 16, 2022
EITM: Iced Chai Tea Latte 6/15/22
292
Elliot can't stop going to Starbucks...again.
Jun 15, 2022
EITM: So About That Job Offer 6/15/22
1545
Crypto-h, no!
Jun 15, 2022
EITM: Cracking The Dress Code 6/15/22
1378
What not to wear.
Jun 15, 2022
EITM: Jackass 4...Year-Old 6/14/22
1411
"I hope you didn't take a sh*t in that son of a bitch!"
Jun 14, 2022
EITM: You Gotta Fight 6/14/22
1089
(That's it. That's the title.)
Jun 14, 2022
EITM: Is LaMDA Sentient? 6/13/22
1566
The answer is AI.
Jun 13, 2022
EITM: Dirty Daddy 6/13/22
625
The Bob Saget Tribute.
Jun 13, 2022
EITM: Fired At Home 6/10/22
1143
This week, an NHL coach and MLB manager were both terminated at their houses.
Jun 10, 2022
EITM: Hair Loss 6/10/22
1385
Begin laser ignition sequence.
Jun 10, 2022
EITM: Speak Now 6/10/22
1292
Or forever hold your peace.
Jun 10, 2022
EITM: STI-co Gecko 6/9/22
890
Specious v. Scrumptious
Jun 09, 2022
EITM: I Am K.C. Swinger 6/9/22
417
Paris of the Plains, right?
Jun 09, 2022
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1386
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
Jun 09, 2022
EITM: Jack! ...not 6/8/22
1115
Would you tell your family if you won the lottery?
Jun 08, 2022
EITM: Trapped Stool 6/7/22
542
….you rang 💁🏻‍♀️
Jun 07, 2022
EITM: POP Odyssey 6/7/22
1562
Is this the update?
Jun 07, 2022
EITM: I Wanna Sext You Up 6/6/22
1720
Oh, ur a non-sexter?
nm
Jun 06, 2022
EITM: Easy Way To Quit Smoking 6/6/22
1403
Or so says Allen Carr, Jonah Hill, and a caller from Richmond.
Jun 06, 2022
EITM: Pronounce 6/3/22
1358
...ticator?
Jun 03, 2022
EITM: How Fast Is To Know 6/2/22
1243
"Oh my god, I'm movin'!"
Jun 02, 2022
EITM: Free Birth! 6/2/22
1413
If I sieve here tomorrow...
Jun 02, 2022
EITM: Michael Wardian 6/2/22