Elliot In The Morning
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Listen to Elliot In The Morning weekday...mornings 📻 bit.ly/eitmlisten ☎️ 866-2-ELLIOT | 866-235-5468
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
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EITM: Insecurity! 3/31/23
1576
Hello—again.
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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EITM: Her Fight Is Our Fight 3/31/23
1031
Bell. Rung.
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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EITM: Dirty Drive-Thru 3/31/23
1013
May I take your...trash?
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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EITM: Shem Creek 3/30/23
1590
Looks like another place is getting added to the to-do list for Charleston.
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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EITM: Shoehorn Tumbler 3/30/23
741
Everyone finally got their 'Employee Appreciation Day' personalized Quencher. Well, not everyone.
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1785
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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EITM: Testing, Testing 3/29/23
459
1-2-3...calls.
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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EITM: Janis Holcombe 3/29/23
1133
This Sunday on Discovery, the Stafford, VA native is "Naked And Afraid."
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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EITM: Broken Engagement 3/28/23
1572
Or two...or three. Four?
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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EITM: Jar Of Cookies 3/28/23
1009
Ceramic for bust!
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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EITM: Alan May 3/28/23
904
Elliot was reading an article yesterday and immediately thought of the Caps alum and former NHLer.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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EITM: Retirement Has Gone To Pot 3/27/23
1663
What seniors need to know about marijuana.
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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EITM: Next One Is On Me! 3/27/23
411
Why did Josh give out Starbucks gift cards?
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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EITM: Exchanges & Returns 3/24/23
1283
Store credit, please?
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Sam Morril
1035
EITM interviews Sam Morril
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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EITM: Water Cooler Vibes 3/23/23
1037
The good, the bad, and the terminal?
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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EITM: Erin M. Barloracle 3/23/23
820
The M stands for mystifying!
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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EITM: Your Daily Hug 3/22/23
1075
Namaste-BACK from Krysten!
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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EITM: Pet Tat 3/22/23
1015
It's inking cats and dogs.
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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EITM: The Great Brown Way 3/21/23
1113
But no one's leaving, they're just sitting there pooing!
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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EITM: Double Helix Jeopardy 3/21/23
1792
Just take a DNA test?
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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EITM: Not Again! No! 3/21/23
581
"We're gonna go ahead and go to break right now."
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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EITM: Bitter Symphony 3/17/23
1548
What has composed yours?
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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EITM: Insect Insides 3/17/23
1173
Hatching feelings?
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Bert Kreischer
1079
EITM interviews Bert Kreischer
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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EITM: Birth Certifikate 3/15/23
991
[sic]
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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EITM: Regeneron Science Talent Search 3/15/23
1343
The nation’s oldest and most prestigious science and math competition!
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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EITM: Gary Bettman 3/15/23
257
Elliot tracks down the NHL commissioner in Florida for the annual GM meetings.
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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EITM: Growing Up Shorty 3/14/23
1798
The long—well, really just the short of HGH.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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EITM: Roach Way 3/14/23
544
From Krysten's studio to the kitchen.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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EITM: Clean Up And Don't Dribble 3/13/23
108
Remember when everyone mocked Tyler for dabbing?
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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EITM: Starsky The Dog 3/10/23
1003
And finally, this morning...
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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EITM: What We Do In The Surgeries 3/10/23
1184
Familiar?
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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EITM: Diane Wants A Monkey 3/9/23
297
So says a caller!
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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EITM: Elliot Needs A Mint 3/9/23
143
Or so says a caller.
|
Mar 09, 2023 |
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EITM: The Save Icon 3/8/23
1112
In 3D!
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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EITM: C U IV 3/8/23
1074
L8r.
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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EITM: I Ain't Believing All The Sh*t You've Been Talking 'Bout Me 3/7/23
1161
(I ain't believing all the sh*t you been talking 'bout me.)
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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EITM: Cat's In The Castle 3/7/23
1298
When animals travel.
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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EITM: Rodger Moran 3/7/23
406
https://www.gofundme.com/f/yuhwz-my-house-was-robbed
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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EITM: Conch If You Love Animated Ditties 3/6/23
715
Snailed it!
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Brian MacLellan
1279
EITM interviews Brian MacLellan
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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EITM: TP...FAS 3/3/23
1581
Bathroom rethinking.
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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EITM: The Sling Is Back 3/3/23
440
All that's missing is Herr Doktor von Brandenburg.
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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EITM: Folly Artist 3/2/23
272
Tyler may have broken his elbow again.
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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EITM: No Shoes Jason 3/2/23
1481
Nope, sorry! Joseph. His name is Joseph DeRuvo.
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Behind The Seas 3/1/23
1262
Cruisin' for insider info.
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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EITM: Compliments Of The Daft 3/1/23
1516
Are you paying a or for?
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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EITM: Aeronautics And Space 2/28/23
1791
A conversation without the help of anyone from the national administration.
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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EITM: Have The Date 2/28/23
1124
And the dress!
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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EITM: Movie Merchandise 2/27/23
1251
Not props from the set, see, but tops (and more!) from Etsy.
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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EITM: Bring It One 2/24/23
1190
Oh Katrina, you're solo
You're solo, you blow my mind |
Feb 24, 2023 |
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EITM: Single Young Male 2/24/23
1464
Not ready to mingle.
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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EITM: In-Laws, Right? 2/23/23
2392
Can't live with them, but can you live without them?
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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EITM: In Concert Or In The Studio? 2/23/23
1278
We'll do it live!
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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EITM: Low Ts 2/22/23
1414
(And E's got the biggest scrotum of them all!)
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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EITM: Po(?)chop 2/21/23
91
A call from Dinwiddie County.
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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EITM: ETH, I Hear You Calling 2/21/23
471
A phone call from the metaverse.
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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EITM: Pop Quiz 2/21/23
454
Klein read 30 pages...
|
Feb 21, 2023 |
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EITM: Holiday Fight 2/20/23
1081
Scrappy Presidents Day!
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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EITM: Jaw Winking Syndrome 2/20/23
1015
Marcus Gunn, anyone?
|
Feb 20, 2023 |
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EITM: Size Matters 2/17/23
1065
The bigger the worse?
|
Feb 17, 2023 |
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EITM: Elliot *Is* A Sweets Guy 2/17/23
1144
Happy Cake Day!
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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EITM: Chicken Juice 2/16/23
1034
Sorry, "chicken juice."
|
Feb 16, 2023 |
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EITM: Fart Science 2/16/23
1047
For EITM fart science, I'm Elliot Segal.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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EITM: Stuck In An Elevator 2/16/23
1615
And Diane can't get out of it.
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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EITM: True Crime 2/15/23
1664
The addiction is criminal.
|
Feb 15, 2023 |
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EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 2/15/23
1066
Andrew Litterst is the newest LEGO employee and Juliana Valencia has a newish car.
|
Feb 15, 2023 |
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EITM: Yo, Elliot! 2/14/23
1401
It's former news correspondent Rick Leventhal (and Kelly Dodd)!!
|
Feb 14, 2023 |
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EITM: Valentine's Day 2/14/23
1509
Happy?
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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EITM: Scamster Class 2/13/23
983
Beware!
|
Feb 13, 2023 |
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EITM: Top "Love" Songs 2/10/23
1558
Each of whose title contains the L-word.
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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EITM: Worst Time Winners 2/10/23
616
It is a tumor. Two of them!
|
Feb 10, 2023 |
|
EITM: Tarik El-Bashir 2/9/23
1175
The "NHL on TNT" reporter and senior writer for 'The Athletic' defends (?) the latter's list of the greatest players in modern hockey.
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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EITM: Bitch Week 2/9/23
1248
OBX doesn't want your life.
|
Feb 09, 2023 |
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EITM: Funeral For An Ex 2/9/23
1548
Love, lies, grieving?
|
Feb 09, 2023 |
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EITM: It's A Jewy Thing 2/8/23
1331
Baruch atah, oh my.
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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EITM: Meadow Just Took A DNA Test 2/8/23
1252
And the truth does hurt.
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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EITM: Work-Lie Balance 2/7/23
1013
To tell untruths.
|
Feb 07, 2023 |
|
EITM: Community McCollegeface 2/7/23
1620
Not only do CCs have athletics, but they also have mascots!
|
Feb 07, 2023 |
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EITM: LEGO & Toy Cars 2/6/23
1738
Cue Diane's orthodontia voice!
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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EITM: World Marathon Challenge 2/6/23
373
Braxton Lee's father checks in with an update on his son's quest to run 7 marathons on 7 continents in 7 days.
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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EITM: Out With The Old Rules 2/3/23
1419
These are the new ones?
|
Feb 03, 2023 |
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EITM: Live To One-Fifty 2/2/23
893
Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in.
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Sleepovers & Ethics 2/2/23
1063
A slumber party problem.
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Talk-Of-The-Rock 2/1/23
1381
Hall nominees are out, so Elliot and Diane get their picks in.
|
Feb 01, 2023 |
|
EITM: Player-Coach 2/1/23
885
A 22-year-old basketball assistant dunking on 13 year olds. Literally.
|
Feb 01, 2023 |
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EITM: Broken TV On The Radio 1/31/23
1069
Punched a set? You're not alone!
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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EITM: Girls Drool 1/31/23
1882
And so do boys.
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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EITM: Food News 1/30/23
1264
(Sugar)
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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EITM: Do You Wanna Get Rachmaninoff? 1/30/23
1171
Yuja Wang!
|
Jan 30, 2023 |
|
EITM interviews Fahim Anwar
3201
EITM interviews Fahim Anwar
|
Jan 27, 2023 |
|
EITM: Frugal Rocks! 1/26/23
1573
(Until it doesn't.)
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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EITM: Dees Are The Drops You're Looking For 1/26/23
1296
Elliot brought a gift in.
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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EITM: Married... With Homework 1/26/23
370
Backpack optional?
|
Jan 26, 2023 |
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EITM: Jesus, What Happened To Your Face? 1/25/23
1448
Elliot knew it!
|
Jan 25, 2023 |
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EITM: Clogs On Clogs 1/25/23
696
Krysten needs a plunger and pair of Crocs.
|
Jan 25, 2023 |
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EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 1/25/23
1315
Bowling alley wood, learning about koji, and seeing dead people.
|
Jan 25, 2023 |
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EITM: No Contest 1/24/23
163
Krysten is your rural champion.
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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EITM: Evil Twin Doings 1/24/23
160
Double trouble for Elliot's doppelgänger.
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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EITM: I Am Shauna Rae 1/23/23
1013
And this is TLC.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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EITM: Thievery Oviposition 1/23/23
1296
Running a-fowl of the law.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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EITM: Best Dips 1/20/23
1266
It's time to play Family Feud!
|
Jan 20, 2023 |
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EITM: '02-03 Award Season 1/20/23
1040
"Shoehorn" don't bother me, but he sure does Elliot.
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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EITM: It's Time To Play Family Feud 1/20/23
523
Give it up for the Bruce family!
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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EITM: Nosy Neighbors 1/19/23
899
Couldn't help but notice something outside the studio.
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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EITM: Sex! 1/19/23
1572
On the first date?
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Mark Tremonti
1173
EITM interviews Mark Tremonti
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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EITM: Will Of The People 1/18/23
682
Wait, what person?
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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EITM: Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots 1/18/23
1255
Sorry, shooters.
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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EITM: VapoCave 1/18/23
380
And a sniffed upper lip.
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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EITM: Gigantomastia 1/17/23
1490
Or how about gmastia?
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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EITM: No Nut 1/17/23
1073
Traveler!
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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EITM: Timmy From Toronto 1/16/23
623
Canadian food and American TV.
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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EITM: Diane's Numnah [3/3] 1/16/23
1039
She finally got the shot.
|
Jan 16, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom
647
EITM interviews Nicklas Backstrom
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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EITM: Starry™ Lemon Lime 1/13/23
351
Taste test!
|
Jan 13, 2023 |
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EITM: Korean Rice Cakes 1/13/23
1058
Diane, can you pronounce this for me?
|
Jan 13, 2023 |
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EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
3051
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
|
Jan 13, 2023 |
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EITM: RVA CBL 1/12/23
1664
(The Richmond lady with bleach whom some say is...not well.)
|
Jan 12, 2023 |
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EITM: Elliot's Advice Corner 1/12/23
980
"I know what your response is going to be. I guess I'm more so looking for Tyler and Diane ..."
|
Jan 12, 2023 |
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EITM: Diane's Numnah [2/?] 1/11/23
1193
(Waiting on pre-authorization.)
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
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EITM: 400 Bottles Of Perfume On The Wall 1/11/23
1492
Take one down, spray it around.
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
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EITM: Rick Leventhal Car Accident 1/11/23
442
"Former FOX guy" and ex-‘RHOC’ star Kelly Dodd's husband is "lucky to be alive."
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
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EITM: Is Antarctica Having A Moment? 1/10/23
598
Jen from the office just got back.
|
Jan 10, 2023 |
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EITM: Luxury Condoms? 1/10/23
1662
Well, I'll be...
|
Jan 10, 2023 |
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EITM: #OPNation 1/9/23
1150
#EITMLive
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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EITM: What's The 411? 1/9/23
1019
Wait, it's not just slang for information?
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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EITM: 1 Girl, 8 Or 9 Cups 1/9/23
420
Diane tried cupping over the weekend.
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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EITM: Nostril Piercing 1/6/23
1423
Funcle E's taking everybody!
|
Jan 06, 2023 |
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EITM: For Your Amusement 1/6/23
1622
Rides, parks, and worlds.
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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EITM: 1 Percent Rule 1/5/23
564
Only five jurisdictions follow it and three of them are DC, Maryland, and Virginia.
|
Jan 05, 2023 |
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EITM: Oh No, Gyno, Gyno 1/5/23
796
Krysten doesn't see a gynecologist.
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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EITM: Walk Like A Human 1/5/23
1053
Elliot made it three days into the year without fighting a caller.
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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EITM: Auto Bullying 1/4/23
1228
Never leave the scene of an accident until you've tagged your location.
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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EITM: Seconds A-Leaping 1/4/23
864
One Diane crying.
|
Jan 04, 2023 |
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EITM: Driveway Dandy 1/3/23
284
The story that gave us... bagoon?
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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EITM: First Date 1/3/23
1564
In the car, I just can't—wait!
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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EITM: So Many People Died 1/2/23
355
A pope, Barbara Walters, and what about Pelé?
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Car Flipping 1/2/23
874
Minus the profits.
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Season’s Greetings 1/2/23
1075
And Happy Presidents' Day!
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Skulls Unlimited 1/2/23
360
#BoneBox
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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EITM: Joan To The World 12/21/22
273
The moan is come.
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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EITM: UGG Life 12/21/22
880
Elliot gets to open one present early.
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Heat Nor Gloom 12/21/22
1148
Only allegations!
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Phone Scams 12/20/22
1495
Hit the button, scammers!
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Human Pet Names 12/20/22
1191
No, that can't be it. Pet human—nope, human pet names!
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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EITM: The Great Hanukkah Light Fight 12/19/22
865
But not, like... the miracle of the oil.
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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EITM: Capers 12/19/22
1700
If you don't like them, you can brush them off, that's not a big deal.
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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EITM: Short Person 12/16/22
1124
Got a reason to celebrate!
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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EITM: No Phones About It 12/16/22
1183
No cap...too.
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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EITM: Schoolhouse Sock! 12/15/22
1338
My teacher's punch-out.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 12/15/22
927
New James Webb Space Telescope views means a check-in from everyone's favorite NASA astrophysicist.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Turtleneck & Main 12/15/22
892
It's a fashion crossroads.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Cursive 12/14/22
1649
𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Emergency Surgery, You Say? 12/14/22
356
He'll ask.
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Food News, Bad News 12/13/22
1385
Which one's worst?
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Wedding Clamor 12/13/22
939
Diane is worried about Krysten.
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Weekend Getaways 12/12/22
781
Diane and Tyler both went home.
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Silent Bride 12/9/22
1358
Holy SH*T!
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Hobby Language 12/9/22
1821
What's the easiest one to learn...second?
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Oldest Restaurants In The World 12/8/22
908
Where you can still eat a meal.
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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EITM: Steaky Batter 12/8/22
1678
This ain't no A.1.
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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EITM: Bariatric Surgery 12/7/22
1427
Who needs to know?
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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EITM: The Perfect Gift For Me Would Be 12/7/22
1107
Completely free of anxiety.
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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EITM: They Are Like Copies 12/6/22
1733
But they don't copy.
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Monday Night Raw Nerve 12/6/22
984
Someone's upset on a Tuesday morning.
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Human Allergy 12/5/22
1054
Ever think your pet may be allergic to its guardian?
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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EITM: Follow-Up Phone Calls 12/5/22
751
Boss' wife's baby daddy, FIFA World Cup, and porn star Nikki Dial guy.
|
Dec 05, 2022 |
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EITM: Cut Her Mic 12/2/22
259
Elliot had no choice but to shut Krysten down.
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Mitch-A-Palooza 12/2/22
467
Why go to a regular cannabis store when you can go to a cannabis superstore?
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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EITM: The Worst Xmas Candy 12/2/22
1009
Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair...
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Toys For Tots 12/1/22
910
Happy 75th Anniversary!
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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EITM: Trip Of Lifetimes 12/1/22
1343
#OURVikingStory
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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EITM: USMNT Is Going To The World Cup Knockout Stage 11/30/22
515
...and so is this guy.
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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EITM: There Is A Phone There 11/30/22
1455
All of the sudden, the phone starts to ring.
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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EITM: The Hottest Crowd-Pumpin' Grooves Of All Time 11/29/22
1313
JOCK JAMS!
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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EITM: The Doctor Is In...His 100s 11/29/22
1335
How old is too old?
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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EITM: Kraft Heinz Foods Company, Defendant 11/28/22
766
Class action!
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Plane Disgusting 11/28/22
1225
Sliming the slippery skies.
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Wayback Wednesday 11/23/22
448
Diane does Chichén Itzá while Elliot's not (?) eatin' pizza.
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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EITM: IVF 11/22/22
1424
🄽🄴🅆 🅆🅁
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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EITM: ILs 11/22/22
773
Call them by their name?
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Preventing Genericide 11/21/22
1403
Alcohol is leading the cause.
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Diane's Numnah 11/21/22
191
An update on her dead arm.
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Chief Psychology Officer 11/18/22
1368
Can't we just get a workplace dog?
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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EITM: Cheaters 11/18/22
1243
This program is neither dedicated to the faithful nor presented to the false-hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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EITM: Fold Your Hands 11/17/22
1047
...and don't speak!
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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EITM: Isn't That A Garbage Way To Start The Day? Pt. 2 11/17/22
453
"Why are you in a good mood?"
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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EITM: Clean Your Slate 11/16/22
1352
Tabula croissant.
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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EITM: Isn't That A Garbage Way To Start The Day? 11/16/22
460
"And that's how I knew I blew out my left rear tire."
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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EITM: Families While Dining 11/15/22
1226
How kid-friendly are we?
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Dayglow
1756
EITM interviews Dayglow
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Wha' Happened? 11/14/22
1084
Another hard-to-solve medical mystery?
|
Nov 14, 2022 |
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EITM: News Of The Hurl 11/14/22
1141
🤮
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Amnesiac Arc 11/11/22
1117
An adventure 1993 years in the making.
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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EITM: Kissin' Time 11/11/22
1287
Wait, no time is a kissing time? (USA!)
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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EITM: Elliot The Interrupting Pig 11/10/22
1086
Yoink!
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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EITM: Doo-doo Detectives 11/9/22
1555
A defecation investigation.
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Warming Up To Cold Feet 11/9/22
1234
Speak later or forever hold your peace?
|
Nov 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Bauer's Final Hour 11/9/22
788
Sadly, Elliot has to put his older dog down.
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Nov 09, 2022 |
|
EITM: Error Message 11/8/22
1105
And now there's more than one and they're cascading.
|
Nov 08, 2022 |
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EITM: Lucid Death 11/8/22
1503
Don't be scared. It's just one in five people who survive cardiopulmonary resuscitation may describe experiences that occur while they were seemingly unconscious and on the brink.
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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EITM: Someone Bought An Inflatable 11/7/22
343
(It was Tyler!)
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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EITM: Powerball 11/7/22
774
Elliot's dos and don'ts.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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EITM: Collectors Vault 11/4/22
1567
If only Elliot would have had someplace to store that teddy bear.
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Stephen Kellogg
3040
EITM interviews Stephen Kellogg
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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EITM: Cornhole Scandal 11/3/22
1382
Krysten Marie, the BagGate!
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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EITM: The Man Is In All The Dorms! 11/3/22
1043
At Stanford, the wind of free housing blows.
|
Nov 03, 2022 |
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EITM: Donna Martin Wears A Hoodie! 11/2/22
878
NO
DRESS CODE |
Nov 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Pimples Up, Profits Down? 11/2/22
1259
Zits and the office.
|
Nov 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Best Goth Songs 11/1/22
1921
Of all time.
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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EITM: Candy Belly 11/1/22
129
(You don't have to listen closely.)
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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EITM: Are You A Vampire? 10/31/22
617
You have to tell me if you're a vampire!
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
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EITM: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? 10/31/22
1537
I don't nose.
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
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EITM: King Size Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Stickers! 10/31/22
1117
Snickers? No! STICKERS!!
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
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EITM: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Clumsiness 10/28/22
1247
Depression and acceptance.
|
Oct 28, 2022 |
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EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid [UPDATE #2] 10/28/22
580
Two of two.
|
Oct 28, 2022 |
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EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid [UPDATE] 10/28/22
995
Part one of two.
|
Oct 28, 2022 |
|
EITM: Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Repurposed Mobile Home! 10/27/22
728
Fancy a bird call?
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Kids Say The Darkest Things 10/27/22
951
Spooky, scary children.
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
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EITM: My Boss' Wife Is Pregnant With My Kid 10/27/22
438
Really, Crofton?
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
|
EITM: Donald Dean Studey 10/26/22
1737
One of America's most prolific serial killers?
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Diabetic Shoe Warehouse 10/26/22
1241
I'm not Wilford Brimley, but I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes.
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Tuesdays With Mortality 10/25/22
429
Now we're goin' dark...
|
Oct 25, 2022 |
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EITM: Paintball Justice 10/25/22
897
Dyeing.
|
Oct 25, 2022 |
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EITM: Wicca Wicca Wild 10/25/22
1559
It's Halloween, witches!
|
Oct 25, 2022 |
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EITM: Home Agone 10/24/22
1653
They did it again!
|
Oct 24, 2022 |
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EITM: Schemin' In The Boys Room 10/21/22
895
How one high schooler scammed his classmates out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
|
Oct 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Kimycola 10/21/22
1246
This #BurpToker needs Elliot's help.
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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EITM: An Eye-popping Record 10/20/22
839
Literally.
|
Oct 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Hot And Bothered Or Not 10/20/22
649
How to tell.
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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EITM: The Man, The Matting, The Legend 10/19/22
565
Kevin Carpet, himself, calls in following the discussion of his 'New York' magazine feature.
|
Oct 19, 2022 |
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EITM: The Horny Ghost 10/19/22
720
Talk spooky to me!
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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EITM: Mr. Carpet? 10/18/22
912
Hello, this is Kevin!
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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EITM: Loud Quitting 10/18/22
1142
Well, if you won't give me that new-hire raise!
|
Oct 18, 2022 |
|
EITM interviews Paul Virzi
2799
EITM interviews Paul Virzi
|
Oct 18, 2022 |
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EITM: Brain Hockey Surgery 10/17/22
1023
What happens when a doctor wants you to play an instrument during a procedure, but you have zero musical abilities?
|
Oct 17, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Mother Mother
2625
EITM interviews Mother Mother
|
Oct 17, 2022 |
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EITM: The Boy Is Not Mine 10/13/22
447
Do you tell him? Or do you just want Elliot to tell him?
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Brain Food 10/13/22
1273
I'm having trouble trying to eat.
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
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EITM: She Gets Muscle Spasms Several Times A Week. What Is Wrong? 10/13/22
1295
Not from The New York Times Magazine.
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Overpayment Plan 10/12/22
1215
What to do?
|
Oct 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Car Alarmist 10/12/22
777
Elliot's vehicle app is pushing out some interesting notifications.
|
Oct 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Twitch Dot Heavy 10/11/22
1149
'Cause they know I'm the king of a hypnic jerk!
|
Oct 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Which Of The Linemen? 10/10/22
1136
...is still married?
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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EITM: Mail Slots 10/10/22
997
What are they good for?
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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EITM: Sophisticated Heat Beams 10/10/22
1071
Using these "lasers," we road rage.
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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EITM: They Say Dating Is A Numbers Game 10/7/22
950
So...can I get yours?
|
Oct 07, 2022 |
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EITM: Pinball Mamushka 10/7/22
600
Welcome honored guests...
|
Oct 07, 2022 |
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EITM: Welcome To Gresham 10/6/22
1190
If more than 700 trees fall in a forest and no one is around to see who cut them down, do they make a sound?
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Greatest Karaoke Songs 10/6/22
1398
Of all time.
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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EITM: School Of Gawk 10/6/22
1421
Happy Belated World Teachers' Day!
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Marvel Legends Galactus 10/5/22
1189
Please agree to the terms so he who hungers can devour $399.99 per customer.
|
Oct 05, 2022 |
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EITM: It's Too Hard 10/5/22
1392
When the college try isn't enough.
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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EITM: Avoiding Amy 10/4/22
1249
DO NOT EVER INGEST FORAGED MUSHROOMS, ON THEIR OWN OR COOKED INTO FOOD?!?
|
Oct 04, 2022 |
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EITM: Baby, You Weren't The Love Of My Life 10/4/22
1502
Woah.
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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EITM: Punch Spike 10/4/22
1361
Do you dance first or nah?
|
Oct 04, 2022 |
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EITM: We Got Weights In Fish! 10/3/22
1165
Chess, poker, and now -- still? -- fishing.
|
Oct 03, 2022 |
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EITM: AFib 10/3/22
1449
October is—the month after National Atrial Fibrillation Awareness Month.
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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EITM: Signing On 10/3/22
497
So...how was your weekend?
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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EITM: Chugging The Butt 9/30/22
1166
Cerveja na bundinha.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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EITM: Oratorical Contest 9/30/22
1574
Public speaking, but, but! ...it's a competition too.
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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EITM: Home Deaths 9/29/22
1129
Specifically, dying at someone else's house.
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Smith & Thell
2877
EITM interviews Smith & Thell
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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EITM: Bou-voir Dire 9/28/22
1172
Your Honor, I only look at the photos for the loving messages!
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1865
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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EITM: GFE IRL 9/27/22
1090
When creating content and online dating don't mix.
|
Sep 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Signing On 9/27/22
728
Permits, poop, and planetary defense.
|
Sep 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Michael Andrew Murphy 9/26/22
384
"It's rest in peace, not rest in piss."
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Davey Callihan 9/26/22
612
You probably saw him get punched a few times by a fellow race car driver over the weekend.
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Restaurant Nightmares 9/26/22
288
On Friday, Elliot and his wife befriended a couple sitting next to them.
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Power Windows 9/23/22
819
Don't try this at home—you need a car.
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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EITM: Nauseous And Cautious In The Office 9/23/22
915
Running from the law with no running water.
|
Sep 23, 2022 |
|
EITM: HUSTLER® Hollywood 9/22/22
1401
#EraseTheShame, no?
|
Sep 22, 2022 |
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EITM: A Little Rusty 9/22/22
496
The Trombone Champ is not here.
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Sep 22, 2022 |
|
EITM interviews Billy Corgan
1007
EITM interviews Billy Corgan
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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EITM: 2 Winners 1 Ticket 9/21/22
947
The $1.3 billion Mega Millions jackpot has finally been claimed.
|
Sep 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Body Or Proof 9/21/22
1380
Have you ever been asked for a funeral note?
|
Sep 21, 2022 |
|
EITM: You're Not Invited Pt. 3 9/20/22
1000
The birthday boy, himself, calls to defend his name.
|
Sep 20, 2022 |
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EITM: You're Not Invited Pt. 2 9/20/22
1457
Diane finds out why she was left off the birthday party guest list.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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EITM: CJ McLaughlin 9/19/22
368
The driver of the No. 38 car in the NASCAR Xfinity Series pulls a Juan Padilla.
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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EITM: You're Not Invited 9/19/22
519
An unfortunate slight, Diane, still.
|
Sep 19, 2022 |
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EITM: Car "Notes" 9/16/22
1273
Stories, please!
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Tobias Forge
1067
EITM interviews Tobias Forge
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
|
EITM: To My Tennis Family And Elliot 9/15/22
959
Roger Federer says goodbye.
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Kiehl's 9/15/22
243
As in, Elliot sure Kiehl's it when it comes to birthday gifts.
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Elliot Got Stopped Yesterday 9/15/22
560
But in a way he's never been stopped before.
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
|
EITM interviews Jay Pharoah
1020
EITM interviews Jay Pharoah
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Cutting Weight 9/14/22
1405
A not-to.
|
Sep 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Strip Croaker 9/14/22
1166
Inspired by the nursing home stripper, Elliot wants to open up a network of old people's bars.
|
Sep 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Films That Show Up On University Syllabuses 9/13/22
225
As explained by a professor at NYU.
|
Sep 13, 2022 |
|
EITM: Everyone Poops 9/13/22
1218
But on a date?!
|
Sep 13, 2022 |
|
EITM: Juan Padilla 9/12/22
339
While listening to the show (?), the former MLB pitcher decides to call in with his thoughts on baseball's rule changes.
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
|
EITM: Talkin' About The Christmas Tree 9/12/22
1229
Have an autumn equinox!
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
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EITM: GeoGuessr 9/12/22
1001
Let's explore the world, Diane!
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Banking With Your Liver 9/9/22
1834
Come for the book club, stay for the fight.
|
Sep 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Add It To The Dictionary 9/8/22
598
Merriam-Webster defines update as...
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Sep 08, 2022 |
|
EITM: Dinners In The Dark 9/8/22
1032
Just put on this blindfold...
|
Sep 08, 2022 |
|
EITM: To Leave Or Not To Leave 9/7/22
969
That is the question?
|
Sep 07, 2022 |
|
EITM: Fairy Tale 9/7/22
1228
Not just the name of Stephen King's new book, but also where Elliot's living.
|
Sep 07, 2022 |
|
EITM: AI...n't Cheatin' 9/7/22
1372
Artificial intelligence in the classroom.
|
Sep 07, 2022 |
|
EITM: We Have Those Days! 9/6/22
1598
'Beginnings of a stroke, but not a full stroke.'
|
Sep 06, 2022 |
|
EITM: Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert 9/6/22
546
A recap.
|
Sep 06, 2022 |
|
EITM: Name That Tune (Kinda) 9/2/22
1487
Gamifying music's love of parentheses.
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
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EITM: You Put My Husband's Dentures In 9/2/22
1481
And they're only the immediate ones!
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
|
EITM: The Nut Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree 9/2/22
1228
Is Amanda the new Karen?
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
|
EITM: Swinging For The Exes 9/1/22
1255
Are former flames in the lifestyle's order?
|
Sep 01, 2022 |
|
EITM: Diane Lost Two Tires 9/1/22
590
Pop, pop!
|
Sep 01, 2022 |
|
EITM: Nipple Play 8/31/22
1775
You like pleasure spiked with pain?
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
|
EITM: Dog DNA Test 8/31/22
1138
Are Elliot and Tyler the fathers—that would do this?
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
|
EITM: Sling Off 8/31/22
208
Summer ON! ...for five days.
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
|
EITM: Turtlin'! w/ Krysten 8/30/22
118
Toby & Tilly
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
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EITM: Man Of The Hole 8/30/22
1255
Nota de pesar.
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
|
EITM: Gastroparesis 8/30/22
1117
Vom.
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
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EITM: Waking Dreams 8/29/22
898
Welcome to Black Rock City 2022!
|
Aug 29, 2022 |
|
EITM: New Music Discovery 8/29/22
1306
Elliot prefers the old-fashioned way with the emphasis on old.
|
Aug 29, 2022 |
|
EITM: Getting Arrested 8/26/22
1308
...and not telling anyone.
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
|
EITM: Elliot's Eye Exam 8/26/22
330
Is it a medical first?
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
|
EITM: Staying Alive 8/25/22
1343
(Not featuring Drake.)
|
Aug 25, 2022 |
|
EITM: Dear Bulldog Parents 8/25/22
1418
Wait, isn't Flowery Branch 'The Darkside'?
|
Aug 25, 2022 |
|
EITM: Ducks With No Bills 8/24/22
971
And turtles with no fry.
|
Aug 24, 2022 |
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EITM: Porn Star Doppelgänger 8/24/22
437
Speaking of sharing DNA...
|
Aug 24, 2022 |
|
EITM: When It Comes To Safety 8/23/22
840
...he's a Ken.
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
|
EITM: Never Flush Your Underwear 8/23/22
1152
Nor these things down the toilet.
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
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EITM: Blind In Business 8/23/22
681
(Business!)
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
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EITM: Name That Shazam 8/22/22
1055
Golly!
|
Aug 22, 2022 |
|
EITM: Lying During Divorce 8/22/22
1365
...about lying under someone else.
|
Aug 22, 2022 |
|
EITM: Lawsuit Headache 8/19/22
1198
Sorry, headache lawsuit.
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
|
EITM: Teacher's Bathroom Policy 8/19/22
1281
But first, last names!
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
|
EITM interviews Dominic Howard
934
EITM interviews Dominic Howard
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
|
EITM: She-Hurt 8/18/22
1148
Jameela Jamil and her injured butthole.
|
Aug 18, 2022 |
|
EITM: Happy Trails 8/18/22
1458
To you?
|
Aug 18, 2022 |
|
EITM: Introducing Contraband Into A Penal Facility 8/18/22
613
"The Night Of," anyone?
|
Aug 18, 2022 |
|
EITM: Bases, Everyone! 8/17/22
905
It's back to school again with baseball metaphors for sex.
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
|
EITM: Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness 8/17/22
1032
{Diane 3:16}
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
|
EITM: Passed Out Drunk 8/17/22
1211
And need to wake up!
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
|
EITM: INSIDE: ONE EXTREMELY SPICY TORTILLA CHIP 8/16/22
921
Paqui's 2022 One Chip Challenge® contains the "super-charged Carolina Reaper Pepper and stinging Scorpion Pepper with a shocking twist"... it will hopefully turn Josh blue!
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
|
EITM: Around The Country In 5 Days 8/16/22
1431
How many states have you done?
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
|
EITM: Wait, When Did Elliot Get A Puppy? 8/16/22
136
Sorry, Mr. College Freshman, but your old room is the dog's now.
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
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EITM: Leaving A Job In Record Time 8/15/22
909
When quitters win.
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
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EITM: #ASUWelcome 8/15/22
390
🔱
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Goodbye Songs 8/11/22
804
The best of all time.
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
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EITM: Family Va-cash-in 8/11/22
1275
What's that gift equal to?
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
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EITM: Elliot's Drive In 8/11/22
237
Maybe he should have called the cops.
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
|
EITM: No Slots 8/10/22
1291
(In the champagne room.)
|
Aug 10, 2022 |
|
EITM: A House Separated 8/9/22
1105
If someone moves out, do they have a say in who moves in?
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
|
EITM: RIP ONJ 8/9/22
898
Remembering Olivia Newton-John.
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
|
EITM: When Animals Attack 8/8/22
1198
Do this!
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
|
EITM: Goin' To The Chapel 8/8/22
757
Krysten's gonna get married.
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
|
EITM: Karma's Glitch 8/8/22
1547
Anyone else just find out their worst of the worst college neighbor is worth over $2 billion?
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
|
EITM: Lost A Wedding Ring 8/5/22
1125
Found Diane's pet peeve.
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
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EITM: Labiartist 8/5/22
1386
Tattooing the privates.
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
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EITM: Bunionectomy 8/4/22
1214
Killer crossover!
|
Aug 04, 2022 |
|
EITM: John Huffington 8/4/22
586
"32 years ... 18 to 50 ... 10 of it on death row."
|
Aug 04, 2022 |
|
EITM: M.I.L.F. 8/4/22
1074
Mother-in-law flasher.
|
Aug 04, 2022 |
|
EITM: The Most Hated Man On The Internet 8/3/22
272
'I'm currently watching the show and I was on "Is Anyone Up?"'
|
Aug 03, 2022 |
|
EITM: Overloaded Neapolitan With Hot Honey 8/3/22
1134
Now trending in pizza.
|
Aug 03, 2022 |
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EITM: Tyler's Broken (?) Elbow 8/3/22
232
The follow-up.
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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EITM: Just Looking For Casual Sex Here 8/2/22
1076
Hey...
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Joy Semelsberger 8/2/22
648
Following yesterday's discussion of M.M.A. doctors, Semi The Jedi's mom, Joy Semelsberger, checked in to talk UFC 277.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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EITM: A-Town Down 8/1/22
1134
Elliot and Tyler spent the weekend in Atlanta.
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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EITM: M(D)MA 8/1/22
1888
The ringside physicians of mixed martial arts.
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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EITM: Daddy's Widow Helper 7/29/22
1218
Dear Abby...
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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EITM: The Audacity Of Nope 7/29/22
1395
Ask Amy!
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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EITM: Way Down Yonder 7/28/22
1203
It gets stranger than dozens of dead goats floating in the river.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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EITM: LED 7/28/22
955
Light emitting disaster.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Diana 7/28/22
431
Does it out and about.
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Wheelchair Only 7/27/22
946
Thanks so much!
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Coffin Flap 7/27/22
1853
Lowering caskets and review grades.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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EITM: $1 Billion 7/27/22
199
Elliot is convinced that he is winning the lottery in Atlanta this weekend.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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EITM: A Little Less Bend, A Little More Blaze 7/26/22
1453
Works every time?
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Tyler Broke His Elbow 7/26/22
269
An update.
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Bert Kreischer 7/26/22
830
Surprise! On the phone!
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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EITM: Tyler Broke His Elbow 7/25/22
1732
(By falling off his bike.)
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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EITM: Danger, Ranger 7/22/22
233
Splash!
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Let's Make A Seal 7/22/22
1225
What's behind the newly set up hospital door?
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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EITM: O.P.E.N. 7/22/22
1989
Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy.
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Cold Stone Creamery 7/21/22
285
For fun well done.
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Road Work Ahead 7/21/22
1168
Cone rage?
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Diane Is Fighting With Insurance 7/20/22
365
Blood testing and union busting.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Home Invasions 7/20/22
1594
Intruder stories—go!
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Bill Burr
926
EITM interviews Bill Burr
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Die Doing What You Love 7/19/22
219
ON. AIR!
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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EITM: Watching Porn At Work 7/19/22
1590
Did Krysten get dumped this morning?
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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EITM: 10,000 Steps 7/18/22
1159
Then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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EITM: Tyler's New Dog 7/18/22
596
Introducing... Meadow Molnar!
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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EITM: U.S. MAIL 7/15/22
1120
Approved by the Postmaster—BOOM!!
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Unwanted Thoughts 7/15/22
1101
How do you deal with bad memories?
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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EITM: I Know Victoria's Secret 7/15/22
800
And girl, you wouldn't believe.
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Bus Booby 7/14/22
284
Please sign this permission slip, Mother.
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Does Tyler Have Bed Bugs? 7/14/22
1187
Somebody may have brought back one more souvenir from Disney.
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Jäger 7/14/22
1694
⚪🦌✝️
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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EITM: LongHorn Courthouse 7/13/22
360
Remember the woman who was bitten by the snake at the steakhouse? Well, here's Rachel's fiancé with an update on her story.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 7/13/22
1173
The NASA astrophysicist walks EITM through the first images from the James Webb Space Telescope.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Hand of Miriam 7/12/22
292
Meet back of mom!
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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EITM: World Pop 7/12/22
786
8️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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EITM: And #2 Quarterback 7/12/22
584
Elliot? Segal?
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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EITM: Meet Krysten At The Swimmin' Hole 7/11/22
245
Just watch out for those gators!
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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EITM: Summer Vacation 7/11/22
1248
A last hurrah, Disney World, and mezcal.
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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EITM: A Dose To The Groom! 6/29/22
1452
(To the groom!)
(To the groom!) {(To the groom!)} To the bride! |
Jun 29, 2022 |
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EITM: Cruisin' For A Bruisin' 6/29/22
912
(I'm on a boat.)
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Neal Brennan
796
EITM interviews Neal Brennan
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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EITM: The Tall 6/28/22
1484
And short of height.
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Dining Deal-breakers 6/28/22
1304
Are these true?
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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EITM: Book Ink 6/27/22
1067
Library fundraising via tattoo.
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Michael Wardian 6/27/22
798
Having started May 1 in California, endurance athlete Mike Wardian is so close to "Running Home," as he checks in live from just over the Virginia border.
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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EITM: Embassy Row 6/24/22
394
As in British English, a noisy argument or fight.
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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EITM: Elliot Is Disgusting 6/24/22
293
WBZ II
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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EITM: Krysten Is Disgusting 6/24/22
89
Chicken beefs.
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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EITM: Zolpidem 6/23/22
1309
(Ambien.)
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Adam Conover
2424
EITM interviews Adam Conover
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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EITM: Processed Cheese Whiz 6/22/22
406
Or idiot in the morning?
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Dawson's Crook 6/22/22
509
A self-described Katie Holmes look-alike scams Joshua "Jackson" Markovitz.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Take Me Out At The Ball Game 6/22/22
1377
A heart attack, a foul ball, a son, and a husband.
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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EITM: Krysten Warns 6/21/22
594
Stay safe with Mace®.
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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EITM: Love Is Blind 6/20/22
1215
...folded.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Telling Someone 6/20/22
1432
Someone died.
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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EITM: Temperature Play 6/17/22
1309
It's gettin' hot (or cold, whatever you like!) in herre.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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EITM: Deer Tree Above Head 6/17/22
889
We gather here today to solve a mystery.
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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EITM: Lyme Disease 6/17/22
286
Did you know Krysten had it? (Diane did.)
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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EITM: Traveling Vendors 6/16/22
313
Git chapopsiculls!
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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EITM: The Playhouse 6/16/22
1254
Would you dare...exit OnlyFans?
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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EITM: Iced Chai Tea Latte 6/15/22
292
Elliot can't stop going to Starbucks...again.
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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EITM: So About That Job Offer 6/15/22
1545
Crypto-h, no!
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Cracking The Dress Code 6/15/22
1378
What not to wear.
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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EITM: Jackass 4...Year-Old 6/14/22
1411
"I hope you didn't take a sh*t in that son of a bitch!"
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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EITM: You Gotta Fight 6/14/22
1089
(That's it. That's the title.)
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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EITM: Is LaMDA Sentient? 6/13/22
1566
The answer is AI.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Dirty Daddy 6/13/22
625
The Bob Saget Tribute.
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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EITM: Fired At Home 6/10/22
1143
This week, an NHL coach and MLB manager were both terminated at their houses.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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EITM: Hair Loss 6/10/22
1385
Begin laser ignition sequence.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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EITM: Speak Now 6/10/22
1292
Or forever hold your peace.
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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EITM: STI-co Gecko 6/9/22
890
Specious v. Scrumptious
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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EITM: I Am K.C. Swinger 6/9/22
417
Paris of the Plains, right?
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
1386
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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EITM: Jack! ...not 6/8/22
1115
Would you tell your family if you won the lottery?
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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EITM: Trapped Stool 6/7/22
542
….you rang 💁🏻♀️
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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EITM: POP Odyssey 6/7/22
1562
Is this the update?
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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EITM: I Wanna Sext You Up 6/6/22
1720
Oh, ur a non-sexter?
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Easy Way To Quit Smoking 6/6/22
1403
Or so says Allen Carr, Jonah Hill, and a caller from Richmond.
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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EITM: Pronounce 6/3/22
1358
...ticator?
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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EITM: How Fast Is To Know 6/2/22
1243
"Oh my god, I'm movin'!"
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Free Birth! 6/2/22
1413
If I sieve here tomorrow...
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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EITM: Michael Wardian 6/2/22
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