The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
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Feb 5, 2023
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Oct 29, 2022
Comfortably the best football podcast, particularly for regular watchers of English football, but also the European edition is absolutely brilliant. James Richardson an immense presenter, and so many good pundits/writers as well. Perfection
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James Richardson and Team Totally are here three times a week throughout the season with all the football news and chat you need - and plenty that you don’t.
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Can Man City end their losing streak against rebranded Spurs?
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Which new England players are here to stay? And what’s going on at Lyon?
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Coote controversy, Kane criticism and the return of Ranieri
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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An incredible Serie A title race, while Real close the gap on Barca
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Liverpool go five points clear as Man City lose four in a row
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Liverpool top two leagues - can City & Arsenal get back on track?
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Inter face Arsenal, Bayern hit 50 and are Ajax back?
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Bournemouth beat Man City, Spurs thrash Villa and Forest are third
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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Man United v Chelsea and Newcastle v Arsenal headline Premier League weekend
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Amorim set for Man United, while Barcelona thrash Real on a stunning weekend
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool, as Man United lose at West Ham again
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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Record-breaking Liverpool head to Arsenal, as Barcelona batter Bayern
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Big week for Barcelona as they battle Bayern & Real Madrid
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Liverpool overcome Chelsea as Arsenal see red again
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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England appoint Tuchel, as his old club Chelsea head to Liverpool
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Carsley’s authority diminishes - are the stars aligning for Pep and England?
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Klopp joins Red Bull, Iniesta retires and other international affairs
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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A bad week for Bayern and PSG, plus penalty saves galore!
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Brighton comeback stuns Spurs as Liverpool stay top
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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Villa victorious over Bayern - next up ten Hag’s Man United
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Villa v Bayern and Arsenal v PSG headline Champions League week
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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Palmer lights up Premier League weekend while Spurs sweep aside Man United
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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How will Man City cope without Rodri? And are Friedkin a good thing for Everton?
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Milan finally beat Inter while Barca win again but lose ter Stegen
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Man City 2-2 Arsenal (twice) on an epic Sunday
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Man City and Arsenal do battle, plus records broken in the Champions League and League Cup
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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New-look Champions League is here, while Kane bags yet another Bayern hat-trick
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Arsenal win at Spurs again as Forest upset Slot's Liverpool
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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Can Tottenham exploit depleted Arsenal? And what’s going on at Chelsea?
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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England’s new manager bounce, Italy’s return to form and the San Marino story
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Carsley’s England head to Dublin, plus Poch in the USA and the legend of Kerlon
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Leverkusen's 35-game unbeaten run ended while Barca’s perfect start continues
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Liverpool outclass Man United, another Haaland hat-trick and that Bournemouth comeback
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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Liverpool head to Old Trafford, deadline day approaches and we salute Sven
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Kompany’s Bayern get off to winning ways as Endrick bags historic Bernabéu goal
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Clinical wins for Chelsea and Arsenal as Everton are hammered again
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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Will Villa do damage to Arsenal again? Plus Hürzeler’s Brighton and Chelsea’s transfers
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Nightmare start for Conte at Napoli as Mallorca spoil Mbappé's La Liga debut
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Flying start for Man City, the Seagulls and Slot in the Premier League
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A and the Bundesliga season previews
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Premier League season preview - can Man City be toppled?
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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Heartbreak for England as Spain are crowned European champions
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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England v Spain: Euro 2024 final preview
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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Watkins winner sends England to another Euros final
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Yamal fires Spain to the final - can England join them?
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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England's shootout glory - next up Netherlands in the semi-final
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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France pip Portugal on penalties as Spain dramatically knock out Germany
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Jul 06, 2024 |
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Turkey upset Austria after Dutch domination against Romania
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Ronaldo’s Portugal progress on pens to face France in the quarter-finals
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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England leave it late against Slovakia to set up Swiss showdown
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Holders Italy crash out as Germany storm past Denmark
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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A special announcement from AC Jimbo: It's Totally Live in London in October!
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Georgia stun Portugal, Belgium booed - and England set to face Slovakia
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Limp England win their group while sloppy France miss out on top spot
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Last-gasp Italy equaliser breaks Croatian hearts
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Scotland out of the Euros as Kane bites back
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Belgium bounce back as Portugal cruise into the knockouts
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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France draw with the Dutch while Austria and Ukraine are victorious
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Jun 22, 2024 |
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England dire in Denmark draw as Spain outclass Italy
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Scotland keep Euro hopes alive as England prepare for Denmark
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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Portugal snatch all three points after Turkey and Georgia thriller
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Romania and Slovakia shock while France win - but at what cost to Mbappé?
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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Bellingham brilliance sees England sneak past Serbia
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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England get set for Serbia as Spain conquer Croatia
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Germany smash Scotland to kick off the Euros
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Jun 15, 2024 |
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Euro 2024 preview Part 2 - the dark horses
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 2016
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 2012
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 2008
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Jun 08, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 2004
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 2000
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 1996
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 1992
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Euro Stories: 1988
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Euro 2024 preview Part 1 - the favourites
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Ancelotti leads Real to another Champions League title
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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Real Madrid and Dortmund head to Wembley as Maresca heads to Chelsea
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May 30, 2024 |
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Man United stun City to win the FA Cup, as Saints return to the Premier League
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May 26, 2024 |
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Lookman downs Leverkusen, Chelsea’s manager search and City v United at Wembley
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May 23, 2024 |
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Leverkusen and Atalanta look to make history
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May 20, 2024 |
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Man City win the title race as Klopp and De Zerbi exit English football
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May 19, 2024 |
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Farewell Jurgen Klopp, goodbye Premier League season and so long VAR?
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May 16, 2024 |
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Mbappe says goodbye to PSG, Bologna say hello to the Champions League
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May 14, 2024 |
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Arsenal take the title race to the final day as Man City head to Spurs
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May 12, 2024 |
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Real Madrid set up Dortmund final as Arsenal face their Old Trafford hoodoo
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May 09, 2024 |
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Will it be a Real Madrid-PSG Champions League final?
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May 06, 2024 |
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Tottenham taken apart by Liverpool as Ipswich join the elite
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May 05, 2024 |
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Sancho shines in the Champions League, plus the next chapter in the title race
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May 02, 2024 |
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Can Dortmund damage PSG’s Champions League dreams?
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Arsenal’s stressful win at Spurs and Salah’s spat with Klopp
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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Va-Va Voom! Tom Williams talks modern French football
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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Everton win Klopp’s last derby, as free-scoring Arsenal take on Tottenham
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Inter win their 20th title, while Bellingham wins another Clásico
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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An embarrassing weekend for Man United and Nottingham Forest
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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No double treble for Man City - can Chelsea upset them in the FA Cup semis?
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Leverkusen are champions…who will be Champions League semi-finalists?
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Liverpool and Arsenal both beaten as Man City take control of title race
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Arsenal and Man City get countered in spectacular Champions League week
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Broken Bayern face Arsenal in the Champions League, plus why PSG will reach the final
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Controlled Arsenal overtake wasteful Liverpool after chaos at Old Trafford
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Is Foden footballer of the year? Will we get another Man Utd Liverpool classic?
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Could Nagelsmann head back to Bayern and could Juventus miss out on the Champions League?
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Spoils shared at the Etihad as City and Arsenal draw and Liverpool go top
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Will Rice and Havertz make the difference for Arsenal against City?
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Does Rice need help for England, are Germany back and can Wales do it again?
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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England v Brazil, Euro 24 play-offs and that Forest points deduction
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Barcelona’s phenomenal week and what has happened to Juventus?
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Man United edge an FA Cup classic and join Coventry, Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup semi finals
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Arsenal show their steel and Man United look to save their season against Liverpool
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Big Champions League week for Barcelona and Inzaghi’s irresistible Inter
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Liverpool and Man City battle to epic draw as Havertz heads Arsenal top
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Klopp v Pep for the last time at Anfield, plus the worst teams in Premier League history
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Pedri’s injury nightmare, and are Leverkusen home and dry?
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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City dominate United in the derby while Liverpool leave it very late at Forest
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Thrilling City ready for Manchester derby as Everton points reprieve piles on pressure at the bottom
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Enrique shows Mbappe who’s boss as De Rossi’s Roma continue to roar
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Klopp DNA leads Liverpool to the League Cup, plus we applaud Arsenal and salute Silva
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Stretched Liverpool take on Chelsea at Wembley, while Arsenal rue lack of depth in Porto
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Bayern beaten again as Napoli and Barcelona try to save their seasons
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Liverpool and Arsenal capitalise on City's rare slip up
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Can flakey Chelsea go toe to toe with Man City again?
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Lifeless Bayern and red-hot Real Madrid get set for the Champions League
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Supreme Arsenal stick six past Moyes’s Hammers
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Arsenal test title credentials at West Ham, plus a fitting final at AFCON
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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Inter seize control of Serie A, with the top two set to clash in Spain and Germany
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Liverpool lose their heads at Arsenal while Chelsea fans finally lose patience
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Brand new Liverpool head to Arsenal and why smart Luton battered Brighton
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Why Xavi reached breaking point at Barcelona, plus Inter Juve looms large
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Klopp leaving Liverpool and the miracle of Maidstone
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Man City confront Spurs hoodoo in the FA Cup while Chelsea romp to League Cup final with Liverpool
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Leverkusen extend their lead and Juventus go top of Serie A
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Liverpool stepping up without Salah and why Palace need to act now
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Liverpool do battle at Bournemouth as Henderson hotfoots it from Saudi Arabia
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Mourinho gets sacked by Roma while Barcelona get thrashed by Real
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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De Bruyne is back, while Spurs battle back at Man United
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Chelsea in trouble, Man United v Spurs and AFCON previewed
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Another Napoli crisis and the renovation of Real Madrid
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Arsenal’s season needs saving as Liverpool, Newcastle & Maidstone enjoy their FA Cup weekend
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Sunderland v Newcastle & Arsenal v Liverpool headline the FA Cup 3rd round
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Sancho and the transfer scene around Europe
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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How will Liverpool cope without Salah and what's happened to Arsenal?
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Arsenal face title test at Anfield, as Nuno replaces Cooper at Forest
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Champions League draw reaction, as Spanish managers continue to thrive
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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What’s happening with Man City? And why aren’t Liverpool’s frontline clicking?
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Newcastle and Man United crash out of Europe, as ten Hag's team travel to Anfield
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Big week for PSG in the Champions League and a big win for Girona at Barcelona
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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More misery for Man United & Chelsea - but hats off to Emery, Iraola & Dyche
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Villa vanquish Man City - can they do the same to Arsenal?
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Euro 2024 draw and statement wins for Inter and Barcelona
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Ange’s absolute vindication as Spurs draw 3-3 at Man City
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Man United's Champions League chaos and Man City's bogey team Tottenham
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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Can Newcastle upset PSG again and can Leverkusen be stopped?
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Liverpool’s big point at Man City, Chelsea’s dreadful defence and Garnacho’s goal
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Man City take on Liverpool and angry Everton host Man United
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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Everton’s 10-point deduction and Qatar one year on
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Road to Euro 2024 - Italy must win, Republic of Ireland must lose
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Napoli sack Rudi García, Leverkusen flying and PSG back on top
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Chelsea and Man City serve up a Premier League classic
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Man United beaten in Copenhagen and Spurs lose to Chelsea - the most chaotic week of the season
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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King Kane reigns supreme while it’s crunch time for Milan in the Champions League
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Diaz levels for Liverpool as Arteta’s Arsenal slip up at St James’s
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Man United get walloped, Pochettino returns to Spurs and Emery celebrates a year at Villa
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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An incredible weekend for Bellingham & Kane, a bad weekend for Ligue 1
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Man City outclass Man United, as Tottenham’s remarkable season continues
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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The Manchester derby, the Raya-Ramsdale debate and Everton’s possible points loss
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Boring Barcelona, durable Dortmund and Champions League matchday 3
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Chelsea surprise Arsenal as Emery's Villa hammer the Hammers
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Liverpool v Everton, Chelsea v Arsenal, Pep v De Zerbi and Bellingham v Italy
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Scotland qualify, Wales win big, England host Italy & Ratcliffe makes his Man United move
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Rooney, Hazard, Messi and more on your international break pod
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Bellingham, Guirassy and Fiorentina hit new heights
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Arsenal snatch massive win over Man City, but Tottenham top the table
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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Newcastle hammer PSG, Man United wilt again and Arsenal try to master Man City
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Napoli on fire in time for Real Madrid, while PSG head to St James’ Park
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Big wins for Wolves, Villa & Luton, and a big defeat for VAR at Spurs-Liverpool
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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Liverpool take the Tottenham test, the Osimhen affair and the WSL returns
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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Atletico win the derby, PSG win Le Classique and Girona and Brest face the cotton test
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Spurs impress at Arsenal, Everton win at last and the Blades are beaten 8-0
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Man United bruised by Bayern, now get set for a dazzling derby in North London
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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The Champions League returns while Alonso and Vlahovic show their value
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Brighton outclass Man United, as Arsenal edge past uninspired Everton
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Will Arsenal lose at Goodison again? Will Man United lose to Brighton again?
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Flick fired as Germany manager while Scotland look well set for Southgate’s England
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Henderson, Scotland and Brazil - the international break is here
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Bellingham love affair continues while it’s worrying times for Dortmund, Roma and Lyon
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Arsenal show their personality, with Son, Ferguson and Sancho also in the headlines
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Arsenal battle Man United, fun Villa head to Anfield and Luton’s big night arrives
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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Lukaku reunites with Mourinho, Yamal lights up La Liga and Pulisic does it again
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Liverpool and West Ham defy the odds as Everton stay rock bottom
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Liverpool’s defence to be tested at Newcastle, as a basement battle looms at Goodison
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Dream debuts for Kane and Pulisic as Lyon endure nightmare start
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Spain pip England to World Cup glory, while Tottenham get their club back
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Can Newcastle finally win at the Etihad? Can the Lionesses become world champions?
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Mbappe stays, Kane & Bellingham debut and Serie A returns
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Chelsea look refreshed while Newcastle look relentless
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Previewing the Premier League season - will it contain Kane?
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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England through, Arsenal victorious and the state of Liverpool
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Kane, Buffon and the return of the EFL
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Saudi money and some transformative transfers in the Premier League
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Introducing... The Daily Football Briefing
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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What to expect from the Totally Football Show
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Silvio Berlusconi part 2: The Bunga Bunga years
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Silvio Berlusconi part 1: The man who made Milan
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Man City win the Champions League in Istanbul as the 22-23 season comes to an end
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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The Inter Totally Final - Producer Charlie Vs Tom Williams
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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West Ham European champions in Prague, Postecoglou appointed by Spurs and Inter stand in the way of City treble
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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City beat Man Utd to the FA Cup with two Gündoğan vollies and West Ham attempt The Italian Job in Prague
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Sevilla win their 7th Europa League, Manchester Derby in the FA Cup Final and Wednesday promoted
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Dortmund blow the Bundesliga. Will Mourinho leave Roma with the Europa League trophy?
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May 30, 2023 |
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Goodbye Leeds and Leicester, hello Luton
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May 29, 2023 |
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Who will be in the Premier League next season?
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May 25, 2023 |
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Vinicius, Juventus and Dortmund on the brink of the Bundesliga
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May 23, 2023 |
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Man City are champions, Forest are safe and Brighton are in Europe
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May 22, 2023 |
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Man City’s catharsis, Toney’s ban and Kane’s future
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May 18, 2023 |
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Barcelona win La Liga, Bayern and Dortmund win big and a big semi-final week in Europe
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May 16, 2023 |
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Brighton end Arsenal’s title hopes and Pochettino gets set for Chelsea
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May 15, 2023 |
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Man City battle back at the Bernabeu. What next at Goodison?
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May 11, 2023 |
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Everton and Forest find some goals and a way out of the bottom three
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May 09, 2023 |
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Guardiola looking to banish memories of Bernabeu bedlam
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May 08, 2023 |
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Big Sam’s return, Haaland’s record and Lampard’s future
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May 04, 2023 |
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PSG embarrassed again, Bayern back on top and Napoli nearly champions
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May 02, 2023 |
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Calling out Klopp, applauding Alvarez and asking what next for Kane and Hodgson?
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May 01, 2023 |
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Man City school Arsenal, while Chelsea are just sad to watch
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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Juventus get their points back but Bayern Munich are breaking down
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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The Manchester cup final is coming, Man City Arsenal is here and Spurs are sinking fast
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Milan clubs set up a semi-final. Will we see an all Manchester FA Cup final?
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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Chelsea’s last chance, Inter’s last dance and PSG’ s manager hunt set to advance?
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Bigging up Bournemouth and Brighton, as complacency costs Arsenal
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Pep’s proper football beats Bayern as lethargic Leicester look to Smith
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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Calcio is back, Champions League returns but where have all the goal scorers gone?
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Haaland, Hodgson and a hell of a game at Anfield
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Man City v Liverpool, Newcastle v Man United and Luton v Watford
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Hello international break, farewell Mesut Ozil
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Dortmund top, Rome derby boils over and Feyenoord flying
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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Napoli, Grimsby and what do Liverpool want to be?
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Real Madrid’s big week and Galatasaray’s record streak
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Trossard transforming Arsenal, Liverpool’s away day woe and who’s going down?
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Tottenham’s dire Champions League exit and Potter’s fresh start at Chelsea
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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Will Bayern keep Mbappe at bay? Will Sevilla and Valencia go down?
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Liverpool 7-0 Man United and that Reiss Nelson moment
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Grimsby in the FA Cup quarters, Spurs chopped by the Blades, Arsenal go 5 points clear, Fulham's incredible campaign and a look ahead to the weekend's fixtures
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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PSG pull away, Dortmund and Bayern level pegging, La Liga top 4 all drop points and Milan and Inter battle for second
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Man United ease to League Cup victory, more blues at the Bridge, City and Arsenal both win and 6 points for Javi Gracia's Leeds
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Liverpool hit for 5 but going for top 4, City struggling away and the Carabao Cup final awaits
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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All tied in the Bundesliga, Napoli cruising, chaotic PSG leave it late and off-field unrest at Barca
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Arsenal leave it late and City drop points as Man Utd bids come in and Potters Chelsea can't score
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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City beat Arsenal and go top, Chelsea and Spurs lose in the Champions League and the Premier League preview
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Champions League returns with PSG problems and Spurs and Milan unpredictable, whilst Real Madrid win yet another trophy
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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City win and Arsenal draw ahead of their midweek clash, Nathan Jones goes and Champions League returns
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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A rollercoaster week for Leeds, City lawyer up, Liverpool search for a spark in the Derby and Arsenal host Brentford
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Bayern back to winning ways, Inter win the derby as Napoli go clear, Marseille beaten at home and Mallorca beat Madrid
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Man City accused of breaking financial rules as they lose to record breaking Kane, Dyche debut win and Liverpool thrashed again
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Record spending in the transfer window, Arsenal on Mersey for Dyche's debut and Spurs take on Man City
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Madrid and PSG drop points, a title race in Germany and Milan's Malaise
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Brighton best Liverpool again and Dyche rocks up at Everton
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Pure Clichés: The Language of Football
|
Jan 29, 2023 |
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Wrexham in the spotlight, Guardiola versus Arteta and are Man United & Newcastle Wembley-bound?
|
Jan 26, 2023 |
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Juventus deducted 15 points and the Bundesliga’s back with a bang
|
Jan 24, 2023 |
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Another big test passed by Arsenal but Man City are stirring
|
Jan 23, 2023 |
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Arsenal v Man Utd is big again, plus Klopp’s landmark date with Chelsea
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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Napoli race clear but could we see title races in France & Germany?
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Arsenal swagger past Spurs - is the Man City Liverpool era coming to an end?
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Saints stun City, ahead of Manchester and North London derby weekend
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Felix on his way, Deschamps set to stay and Bale calls it a day
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Wolves cry foul while Potter needs patience
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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FA Cup awaits for Liverpool, Everton and the crisis clubs
|
Jan 05, 2023 |
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Parker pops up at Brugge, PSG lose and Serie A returns
|
Jan 03, 2023 |
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What is Arsenal’s weakness and what has happened to Spurs?
|
Jan 02, 2023 |
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A Feast of Festive Football
|
Dec 29, 2022 |
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Welcome back, Premier League
|
Dec 21, 2022 |
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Messi and Argentina win the best World Cup final ever
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Totally Tifo - World Cup final preview
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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France destroy Morocco’s dreams, thanks to the evolution of Griezmann
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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It's the Messi Show - Argentina are in the final
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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England exit but show signs of progress as Morocco make the semi-finals
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Netherlands Argentina madness, Slaven Bilic stops by and England France is 50/50
|
Dec 10, 2022 |
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Morocco make history as rampant Ramos replaces Ronaldo
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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Brazil blitz South Korea as Croatia creak past Japan
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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England see off Senegal to tee up tie with world champions France
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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The Netherlands turn up as the USA exit, and Demba Ba on England-Senegal
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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South Korea go through, Uruguay and Ghana go home, the Swiss succeed against Serbia
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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Japan go through, Germany go home, Croatia crack on
|
Dec 02, 2022 |
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Australia advance, Poland progress and Mexico come maddeningly close to qualifying
|
Dec 01, 2022 |
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USA handle the pressure, England turn on the style and are Netherlands any good?
|
Nov 30, 2022 |
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Brazil bypass Switzerland, Ghana get away from South Korea and Portugal pass Uruguay
|
Nov 29, 2022 |
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Canada crash out, Morocco make waves and Fullkrug the fulcrum for Germany?
|
Nov 28, 2022 |
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Messi, Mbappe, maybe for Australia and maybe not for Germany?
|
Nov 27, 2022 |
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USA & Iran set up crunch clash, Qatar crash out and where were Foden, Bale & Ramsey?
|
Nov 26, 2022 |
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Brazil beat Serbia and Portugal Siiiuuurvive Ghana comeback
|
Nov 25, 2022 |
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Japan shock Germany and Spain smash Costa Rica
|
Nov 24, 2022 |
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Saudi Arabia enjoy their greatest day - can Canada follow suit?
|
Nov 23, 2022 |
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A heartening and a disheartening day for England and Wales
|
Nov 22, 2022 |
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Qatar confusingly rubbish, and can dumb USA outsmart Wales?
|
Nov 20, 2022 |
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World Cup preview - Groups E to H
|
Nov 17, 2022 |
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World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups C & D
|
Nov 17, 2022 |
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World Cup preview with Mauricio Pochettino: Groups A & B
|
Nov 16, 2022 |
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Mourinho betrayed, Union thrashed and the lack of violence in La Liga
|
Nov 15, 2022 |
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Ronaldo, resurgent Rodgers and the brilliance of Brentford
|
Nov 14, 2022 |
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Introducing... Away From Home
|
Nov 13, 2022 |
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Maddison makes it to the World Cup, not now League Cup and Burnley-Blackburn
|
Nov 10, 2022 |
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Pique calls it a day, PSG v Bayern and the Shakhtar story
|
Nov 08, 2022 |
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All hail Howe, Emery and Arteta as Saints search for a saviour
|
Nov 07, 2022 |
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Sluggish Spurs, brilliant Benfica and Auba v Arteta
|
Nov 03, 2022 |
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Napoli’s worlds to conquer, Simeone’s decline and Europe’s baldest leagues
|
Nov 01, 2022 |
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Potter out-Pottered, the remarkable Rashford and Tottenham’s final in France
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
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Big losses for Barca, agony for Atleti and Potter returns to Brighton
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
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Mesmerising Messi, self-deprecating Sarri and exiting Emery
|
Oct 25, 2022 |
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Discontent at Wolves, Leeds and Spurs, while Villa get their groove back
|
Oct 24, 2022 |
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Man United reach Zone 14, Conte’s drab Spurs and Arsenal batter Lyon
|
Oct 20, 2022 |
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Good week for Benzema & Berlin, bad week for Xavi & Xabi
|
Oct 18, 2022 |
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Liverpool’s return, Kepa’s comeback and Arsenal as accidental champions
|
Oct 17, 2022 |
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More Mbappe melodrama, Barca-Inter, Liverpool-City and what happened to Juventus?
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
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Nagelsmann’s naivety, Mbappe’s pivot and Xabi’s smart start
|
Oct 11, 2022 |
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Should Liverpool have sold Salah? Are Wolves doomed? Can Brazil be stopped?
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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Arsenal favourites against Liverpool, Napoli, Maddison and the best kick-off times
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
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Inzaghi under pressure and why are there so many goals in the Bundesliga?
|
Oct 04, 2022 |
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Arsenal’s school of hard knocks and Mannequin United
|
Oct 03, 2022 |
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Can Tottenham go top? Can United halt Haaland & De Bruyne?
|
Sep 29, 2022 |
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World Cup state of play – can anyone beat France but France?
|
Sep 27, 2022 |
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Beyond understanding Southgate, and the challenges posed by Iran and Qatar
|
Sep 26, 2022 |
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Relegation beckons for England and Wales, plus a huge weekend in the WSL
|
Sep 22, 2022 |
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Marred Madrid derby, Monza, Mane and more red cards in France
|
Sep 20, 2022 |
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Managerial change at Brighton – more to follow at Leicester, Forest and Brentford?
|
Sep 19, 2022 |
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Patience for Potter, hero Haaland and Conte’s conundrum
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
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Juventus get ugly, as Lewandowski heads back to Bayern
|
Sep 13, 2022 |
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Who next for Brighton and what next for Liverpool?
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
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PhenomeNapoli, world-record Walsh and Potter set for Stamford Bridge
|
Sep 08, 2022 |
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The Champions League returns. But what’s going on at Freiburg and Sevilla?
|
Sep 06, 2022 |
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Ten Hag getting everything right and why VAR was always a bad idea
|
Sep 05, 2022 |
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Merseyside derby, Chelsea's struggles and Haaland the heel
|
Sep 01, 2022 |
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Pogba family drama and the Griezmann conundrum
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
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Arsenal’s joy, Liverpool’s 9-0 and Potter’s future
|
Aug 29, 2022 |
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Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
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Saluting Rangers, Iwobi and Isak, puzzled by Van Dijk and Gordon
|
Aug 25, 2022 |
|
Another PSG blitz and new ways of Dortmunding
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
|
Major Leeds Soccer, plus can Casemiro fix United?
|
Aug 22, 2022 |
|
Man Utd v Liverpool a foregone conclusion? And ranking Forest signings
|
Aug 18, 2022 |
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Mbappe v Neymar and major Musiala hype
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
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Frank’s masterclass mullers Man United, plus Arsenal as Andy Murray
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
|
Alan Shearer on 30 years of the Premier League
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
|
It's the Gerrard Lampard debate (not that one)
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
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Messi’s happy, but Lewandowski’s forgotten
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
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Brighton’s brains over brawn, while Man City scare us all
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
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Haaland, Ronaldo, Mitrovic and more – opening day is upon us
|
Aug 04, 2022 |
|
Premier League season preview 22/23
|
Aug 02, 2022 |
|
Game-changing England and game-changing Nuñez
|
Aug 01, 2022 |
|
It’s England v Germany and the return of the EFL
|
Jul 28, 2022 |
|
Six second clips
|
Jul 25, 2022 |
|
Best smothered in maple syrup
|
Jul 21, 2022 |
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Born with that scream inside me
|
Jul 18, 2022 |
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Oh No Zinedine
|
Jul 14, 2022 |
|
Brilliantly White Horses
|
Jul 11, 2022 |
|
God of justice
|
Jul 07, 2022 |
|
The romantic choice
|
Jul 04, 2022 |
|
Strengthening positions of strength
|
Jun 30, 2022 |
|
A Happy Lion
|
Jun 28, 2022 |
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Even long shots make it
|
Jun 23, 2022 |
|
Terms of engagement
|
Jun 20, 2022 |
|
Lambs in the spring
|
Jun 16, 2022 |
|
New knees
|
Jun 13, 2022 |
|
Reasonably interesting guy
|
May 30, 2022 |
|
All glamour, no clamour
|
May 26, 2022 |
|
We have taken their masks off
|
May 23, 2022 |
|
Moats with crocodiles
|
May 23, 2022 |
|
New manager osmosis
|
May 20, 2022 |
|
Schrödinger's equality
|
May 19, 2022 |
|
Hope arising
|
May 16, 2022 |
|
The neuro eleven
|
May 16, 2022 |
|
Fanboy hornet’s nest
|
May 13, 2022 |
|
The Inter Totally Cup Final 2022
|
May 12, 2022 |
|
Someone’s crying my Lord
|
May 09, 2022 |
|
The curse of neologism
|
May 09, 2022 |
|
Mad match too
|
May 05, 2022 |
|
Cup of losers
|
May 02, 2022 |
|
Something of the undead
|
May 02, 2022 |
|
Club reveal new manoeuvre
|
Apr 28, 2022 |
|
It’s them again
|
Apr 25, 2022 |
|
Throwing the keys down the drain
|
Apr 25, 2022 |
|
Down bad
|
Apr 21, 2022 |
|
Strong against the weak
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
|
Space time
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
|
I will not learn
|
Apr 14, 2022 |
|
The place where amazing happens
|
Apr 11, 2022 |
|
He means pavement
|
Apr 11, 2022 |
|
Festival of the damned
|
Apr 07, 2022 |
|
How do you slow down a Ferrari?
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
|
Mulled wine craze
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
|
Gucci towel on a private beach
|
Mar 31, 2022 |
|
Prime nobody territory
|
Mar 28, 2022 |
|
Jollof and everything in between
|
Mar 24, 2022 |
|
Fotheringham Day
|
Mar 21, 2022 |
|
Classic batting collapse
|
Mar 21, 2022 |
|
Cracks appearing
|
Mar 17, 2022 |
|
Knife between their teeth
|
Mar 14, 2022 |
|
Dirty protest
|
Mar 14, 2022 |
|
Absolute shipwreck
|
Mar 10, 2022 |
|
Hips don’t lie
|
Mar 08, 2022 |
|
On the train up to a stag do eyes
|
Mar 07, 2022 |
|
Birmingham Baggio
|
Mar 03, 2022 |
|
Eight-dimensional chess
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
|
The man made me write it
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
|
Jimbo on Football Clichés!
|
Feb 25, 2022 |
|
Counterfeit cigarette salesmen
|
Feb 24, 2022 |
|
The magic beans they sold the cow for
|
Feb 21, 2022 |
|
Pleasant unpleasantness
|
Feb 21, 2022 |
|
Soldado special
|
Feb 17, 2022 |
|
If Bayern allows it
|
Feb 14, 2022 |
|
Internonticental
|
Feb 14, 2022 |
|
Barging the expert out the way
|
Feb 10, 2022 |
|
Under 19 level
|
Feb 07, 2022 |
|
King of the shenanigans
|
Feb 07, 2022 |
|
The new net spend
|
Feb 03, 2022 |
|
Spectacularity
|
Jan 31, 2022 |
|
Ever ever
|
Jan 27, 2022 |
|
Cut the fig
|
Jan 24, 2022 |
|
A reality that wasn’t there
|
Jan 24, 2022 |
|
Flabby midsection
|
Jan 20, 2022 |
|
Used car salesman
|
Jan 17, 2022 |
|
Greetings fellow kids
|
Jan 17, 2022 |
|
There’s no decimal place in football
|
Jan 13, 2022 |
|
An assault on the rulebook
|
Jan 10, 2022 |
|
Three small little claps
|
Jan 10, 2022 |
|
That’s where the devil lives
|
Jan 06, 2022 |
|
Magic cupboard
|
Jan 03, 2022 |
|
When the mill shuts
|
Dec 30, 2021 |
|
Team Segway
|
Dec 27, 2021 |
|
The evolution of strength
|
Dec 23, 2021 |
|
Invisible friend
|
Dec 20, 2021 |
|
Apocalypse cockroach
|
Dec 20, 2021 |
|
Desperate karmic reach
|
Dec 16, 2021 |
|
Liam The Dream
|
Dec 13, 2021 |
|
Performance of nothingness
|
Dec 13, 2021 |
|
Little bridge, big bridge
|
Dec 09, 2021 |
|
Shambling relic
|
Dec 06, 2021 |
|
That incompetence very much can continue
|
Dec 06, 2021 |
|
And that pint is a pint of beer
|
Dec 02, 2021 |
|
Gesture of the umbrella
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
|
Disturbed by the lights
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
|
If football was mathematical
|
Nov 25, 2021 |
|
Dropping that knowledge bomb
|
Nov 22, 2021 |
|
Watch the energy crackle
|
Nov 22, 2021 |
|
Looking for 1p under a rug
|
Nov 18, 2021 |
|
Playing against holograms
|
Nov 15, 2021 |
|
A bloke saying some stuff about another bloke
|
Nov 11, 2021 |
|
Pyrrhic point
|
Nov 08, 2021 |
|
A stranger they had nothing in common with
|
Nov 08, 2021 |
|
Make history
|
Nov 04, 2021 |
|
Thumbs up guys
|
Nov 01, 2021 |
|
Shoots like a horse
|
Nov 01, 2021 |
|
You’ve all but eaten a worm
|
Oct 28, 2021 |
|
It’s not you, it’s me
|
Oct 25, 2021 |
|
Three handles
|
Oct 25, 2021 |
|
We’ve all got numbers
|
Oct 21, 2021 |
|
Don’t use the ovens
|
Oct 18, 2021 |
|
Collective flinch
|
Oct 18, 2021 |
|
Very expensive bay leaf
|
Oct 14, 2021 |
|
Arsene Wenger entered the chat
|
Oct 11, 2021 |
|
Cub Scout Clasico
|
Oct 07, 2021 |
|
Fashion week
|
Oct 04, 2021 |
|
Individual against system
|
Oct 04, 2021 |
|
Disillusioned Jedi
|
Sep 30, 2021 |
|
Great effort
|
Sep 27, 2021 |
|
Living heat map
|
Sep 27, 2021 |
|
Hot ref chat pot
|
Sep 23, 2021 |
|
Chafing might be an issue
|
Sep 20, 2021 |
|
German Neil Warnock
|
Sep 20, 2021 |
|
Heimlichs for everyone
|
Sep 16, 2021 |
|
There are no plasters left
|
Sep 14, 2021 |
|
Jobbing magician
|
Sep 13, 2021 |
|
Creeping flappiness
|
Sep 09, 2021 |
|
This is what football sounds like
|
Sep 07, 2021 |
|
Christmas only takes a day
|
Sep 06, 2021 |
|
Classic Como
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
|
All the Messis
|
Aug 31, 2021 |
|
Reheated soup
|
Aug 30, 2021 |
|
Watkings
|
Aug 26, 2021 |
|
Lassismo
|
Aug 24, 2021 |
|
To hell and back
|
Aug 23, 2021 |
|
Blue John caves
|
Aug 19, 2021 |
|
Fallen into the cauldron
|
Aug 17, 2021 |
|
Miss! Miss!
|
Aug 16, 2021 |
|
Starting to get the tingles
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
|
Not bitter, little bit disappointed
|
Aug 10, 2021 |
|
Power League style
|
Aug 09, 2021 |
|
It's The Totally Football Yearbook 2021!
|
Jul 19, 2021 |
|
Part bleeding but still handsome
|
Jul 12, 2021 |
|
Man scores volley
|
Jul 09, 2021 |
|
No root crops on the back pages
|
Jul 08, 2021 |
|
Wave of soppy emotion
|
Jul 07, 2021 |
|
Giddiness correspondent
|
Jul 04, 2021 |
|
DonnaSommer
|
Jul 03, 2021 |
|
Reliving Euro 2008 (the one without England)
|
Jul 01, 2021 |
|
Spiderman meme
|
Jun 30, 2021 |
|
Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old
|
Jun 29, 2021 |
|
I’ll bite my own hand
|
Jun 28, 2021 |
|
Rushing to the wrong fire
|
Jun 27, 2021 |
|
Reliving Euro 2004
|
Jun 24, 2021 |
|
Big club football
|
Jun 24, 2021 |
|
The buttock region
|
Jun 23, 2021 |
|
An Aldi own brand Pep Guardiola
|
Jun 22, 2021 |
|
Suit that doubles up as sportswear
|
Jun 20, 2021 |
|
Proper downer
|
Jun 20, 2021 |
|
Lucky for big blokes
|
Jun 19, 2021 |
|
Positive Scotland pants
|
Jun 18, 2021 |
|
A kick in the Zubkov
|
Jun 17, 2021 |
|
Coke cola
|
Jun 16, 2021 |
|
Binary solo
|
Jun 15, 2021 |
|
Contemplating the risky text
|
Jun 14, 2021 |
|
Traumatic and frantic
|
Jun 13, 2021 |
|
Paint rude images into nice images
|
Jun 12, 2021 |
|
Woo indeed
|
Jun 08, 2021 |
|
About to do a madness
|
Jun 07, 2021 |
|
Reliving Euro 96
|
Jun 02, 2021 |
|
In conversation with Pat Nevin
|
May 31, 2021 |
|
Five minutes into the future
|
May 30, 2021 |
|
Just call me
|
May 27, 2021 |
|
Narcotic levels
|
May 24, 2021 |
|
Virtual fireplace
|
May 24, 2021 |
|
Five different goalkeeper kits
|
May 20, 2021 |
|
Mosh pit ready
|
May 17, 2021 |
|
Tumbled down that escalator
|
May 17, 2021 |
|
You can’t outrun maths
|
May 13, 2021 |
|
The most beautiful club in the world
|
May 10, 2021 |
|
Table read
|
May 10, 2021 |
|
Transfers are the philosophy
|
May 06, 2021 |
|
Beef Cherki
|
May 03, 2021 |
|
Assembling the airplane in mid-air
|
May 03, 2021 |
|
Projected onto a bedsheet
|
Apr 29, 2021 |
|
Reverse Russian doll
|
Apr 26, 2021 |
|
Morass of shapeless football
|
Apr 26, 2021 |
|
Disappointing cut to the ground
|
Apr 22, 2021 |
|
When they all had the dagger
|
Apr 19, 2021 |
|
Creatively dull people
|
Apr 19, 2021 |
|
Tights from M & S
|
Apr 15, 2021 |
|
Serve chilled
|
Apr 12, 2021 |
|
Tyneside Tom Williams
|
Apr 11, 2021 |
|
The green zone
|
Apr 08, 2021 |
|
Renovate emotional memories
|
Apr 05, 2021 |
|
Tableau of losers
|
Apr 05, 2021 |
|
Shave twice a day
|
Apr 01, 2021 |
|
Incredibly haunted
|
Mar 29, 2021 |
|
Totally Football Show....coming up at lunch
|
Mar 28, 2021 |
|
Suburban retired dad
|
Mar 25, 2021 |
|
Benny Hill aura
|
Mar 23, 2021 |
|
A lively spot
|
Mar 22, 2021 |
|
Fun content, awful people
|
Mar 18, 2021 |
|
No more crocodiles to eat
|
Mar 16, 2021 |
|
You are alright. For you, this is nothing.
|
Mar 15, 2021 |
|
Colossus with feet of clay
|
Mar 11, 2021 |
|
Defeat is a part of success
|
Mar 08, 2021 |
|
World’s least subtle shoplifter
|
Mar 08, 2021 |
|
Steering into the skid
|
Mar 04, 2021 |
|
Fishy transaction
|
Mar 01, 2021 |
|
Cartoon musical notes
|
Mar 01, 2021 |
|
The limits of knowledge about football
|
Feb 25, 2021 |
|
Unconscious human traits
|
Feb 22, 2021 |
|
Everybody needs a little time away
|
Feb 22, 2021 |
|
Ultimate football destroyer
|
Feb 18, 2021 |
|
Your body’s passing you a bill
|
Feb 15, 2021 |
|
The world’s saddest victory parade
|
Feb 15, 2021 |
|
Gareth Bale's feelings
|
Feb 11, 2021 |
|
A blond robot with no feelings
|
Feb 09, 2021 |
|
This is dead. This is over
|
Feb 08, 2021 |
|
Interchangeable people from Northampton called Mike or Kevin
|
Feb 04, 2021 |
|
Seven shots on target
|
Feb 01, 2021 |
|
Caught in the squeeze
|
Feb 01, 2021 |
|
Extracting gold from rocks
|
Jan 28, 2021 |
|
So brief but so intense
|
Jan 26, 2021 |
|
Concede a goal to a coffee cup
|
Jan 25, 2021 |
|
Pathetic beyond adequate description
|
Jan 21, 2021 |
|
Like a flower put back in water
|
Jan 19, 2021 |
|
Chinny reckon
|
Jan 18, 2021 |
|
Battle of the sixes
|
Jan 14, 2021 |
|
Get home early
|
Jan 11, 2021 |
|
Bonfire night vibe
|
Jan 11, 2021 |
|
Charlie Bananas
|
Jan 07, 2021 |
|
Mainz set
|
Jan 05, 2021 |
|
Karl Power moment
|
Jan 04, 2021 |
|
Beautiful audacity
|
Dec 30, 2020 |
|
You can’t have too many Leos
|
Dec 28, 2020 |
|
Push the swag
|
Dec 21, 2020 |
|
Fallible, awkward, uncomfortable
|
Dec 21, 2020 |
|
Weasel eleven
|
Dec 17, 2020 |
|
I am the king of the capital
|
Dec 14, 2020 |
|
Ten points for a win
|
Dec 14, 2020 |
|
Be a terrible boyfriend
|
Dec 10, 2020 |
|
L’agence tous risques
|
Dec 07, 2020 |
|
Tough double whammy
|
Dec 07, 2020 |
|
Difficult atmosphere
|
Dec 03, 2020 |
|
Mirror image
|
Dec 01, 2020 |
|
Sepia tinted
|
Nov 30, 2020 |
|
Replacing St Paul
|
Nov 26, 2020 |
|
Monaco fan banter
|
Nov 23, 2020 |
|
Inside the actors studio
|
Nov 23, 2020 |
|
Existential red card
|
Nov 19, 2020 |
|
Finding Jack Charlton
|
Nov 16, 2020 |
|
High quality conversational value
|
Nov 16, 2020 |
|
Clean and fresh
|
Nov 11, 2020 |
|
Principle of ponytail
|
Nov 09, 2020 |
|
The little Frenchie
|
Nov 09, 2020 |
|
Wythenshawe’s gone now
|
Nov 05, 2020 |
|
Bielefeld denier
|
Nov 02, 2020 |
|
Consolation gol
|
Nov 02, 2020 |
|
It’s time for the big coat
|
Oct 29, 2020 |
|
Endemic stagnation
|
Oct 27, 2020 |
|
Official board games partner
|
Oct 26, 2020 |
|
Leaving your feet exposed
|
Oct 22, 2020 |
|
Pinball machine
|
Oct 19, 2020 |
|
Could he be any more prolific?
|
Oct 19, 2020 |
|
The domestication of hamsters
|
Oct 15, 2020 |
|
Wenger Unzipped
|
Oct 14, 2020 |
|
Hubris pie
|
Oct 11, 2020 |
|
Transmigration of souls
|
Oct 08, 2020 |
|
The integrity of the batter
|
Oct 06, 2020 |
|
Happy eyebrow
|
Oct 05, 2020 |
|
Reverse Goldilocks
|
Oct 01, 2020 |
|
One kicks and one bites
|
Sep 29, 2020 |
|
The Suarez future
|
Sep 28, 2020 |
|
Snakeskin shoes
|
Sep 24, 2020 |
|
Messi of the middle class
|
Sep 21, 2020 |
|
Demo version of FIFA
|
Sep 21, 2020 |
|
It’s jealousy, Rio
|
Sep 17, 2020 |
|
Money greedy piranha
|
Sep 14, 2020 |
|
Bone density
|
Sep 13, 2020 |
|
I never fell out of a tree
|
Sep 09, 2020 |
|
Arrow in the flesh
|
Sep 07, 2020 |
|
George Costanza style
|
Sep 06, 2020 |
|
Sometimes you just have to nail a Danish pastry
|
Sep 02, 2020 |
|
The common touch
|
Aug 30, 2020 |
|
Roll the loaded dice
|
Aug 24, 2020 |
|
The olive in the martini
|
Aug 22, 2020 |
|
Distinct Khal Drogo stylings
|
Aug 20, 2020 |
|
There's an omen looming
|
Aug 19, 2020 |
|
Not the face
|
Aug 18, 2020 |
|
Outstanding in their field
|
Aug 17, 2020 |
|
Too many vowels
|
Aug 16, 2020 |
|
Gary Neville against West Brom
|
Aug 15, 2020 |
|
Shouting in the middle of the ocean
|
Aug 14, 2020 |
|
A uniquely moist experience
|
Aug 12, 2020 |
|
Squirt emoji
|
Aug 12, 2020 |
|
Prince of trigonometry
|
Aug 11, 2020 |
|
Banking and smoking
|
Aug 09, 2020 |
|
Luxury Kevin Davies
|
Aug 08, 2020 |
|
Deliberate ego
|
Aug 07, 2020 |
|
Cooks you slowly
|
Aug 06, 2020 |
|
Non-original pirate material
|
Aug 02, 2020 |
|
Multi-goal ding-dong tussle
|
Jul 30, 2020 |
|
So it was all Pogba
|
Jul 27, 2020 |
|
Who’s laughing now?
|
Jul 27, 2020 |
|
Oh Kepa!
|
Jul 23, 2020 |
|
Fort Boyard
|
Jul 21, 2020 |
|
Culturally notorious
|
Jul 20, 2020 |
|
Like Sammy Kuffour
|
Jul 16, 2020 |
|
No camaraderie, no sweetness either
|
Jul 14, 2020 |
|
Backup for wooden barns
|
Jul 13, 2020 |
|
Control of the Stokenchurch bypass
|
Jul 09, 2020 |
|
They want a name on that bench
|
Jul 06, 2020 |
|
Dispensing tactical justice
|
Jul 06, 2020 |
|
Pep might wash his jet
|
Jul 02, 2020 |
|
Susceptible to a bit of flattery
|
Jun 29, 2020 |
|
Pied Piper march
|
Jun 29, 2020 |
|
And now it’s there
|
Jun 26, 2020 |
|
60 million pounds of nothing
|
Jun 25, 2020 |
|
Emotion escaping from somebody’s body
|
Jun 22, 2020 |
|
Beginning to age disgracefully
|
Jun 18, 2020 |
|
Blurry masses
|
Jun 15, 2020 |
|
Classic embarrassing move
|
Jun 11, 2020 |
|
Let’s just use teletext
|
Jun 07, 2020 |
|
Intellectual doping
|
Jun 04, 2020 |
|
The clang of modern football
|
May 31, 2020 |
|
Grass art maniac
|
May 28, 2020 |
|
Matching pink Ferraris
|
May 25, 2020 |
|
Sausage factory owner
|
May 21, 2020 |
|
Conglomerate striker
|
May 18, 2020 |
|
More centimetres to score
|
May 14, 2020 |
|
Football with broccoli
|
May 10, 2020 |
|
After 90 minutes of sheer hell
|
May 07, 2020 |
|
Get a Wim Jonk while you’re at it
|
May 03, 2020 |
|
Airplanes in the belly
|
Apr 30, 2020 |
|
Blobby In, Branfoot Out
|
Apr 26, 2020 |
|
Club of the humble
|
Apr 23, 2020 |
|
Current wine importer
|
Apr 19, 2020 |
|
The human can opener
|
Apr 16, 2020 |
|
Eight more votes than Theo Zagorakis
|
Apr 12, 2020 |
|
Snake power rankings
|
Apr 09, 2020 |
|
Division One rolled in glitter
|
Apr 05, 2020 |
|
Like a luxury Stewart Downing
|
Apr 02, 2020 |
|
Die Hard henchman
|
Mar 30, 2020 |
|
Dawn of the dour
|
Mar 29, 2020 |
|
Baked bean cake
|
Mar 26, 2020 |
|
Volcanic characters
|
Mar 24, 2020 |
|
I’m a butterfly, you’re worker ants
|
Mar 23, 2020 |
|
Pat Jennings’s oil filters
|
Mar 19, 2020 |
|
A few transfusions
|
Mar 17, 2020 |
|
Couldn’t defend for butter
|
Mar 16, 2020 |
|
Elongated Lionel Messi
|
Mar 12, 2020 |
|
Qatar karma
|
Mar 10, 2020 |
|
Clown running through a minefield
|
Mar 09, 2020 |
|
Siegfried Sassoon vibe
|
Mar 05, 2020 |
|
I’m not the midfielder you’re looking for
|
Mar 03, 2020 |
|
Defence and justice
|
Mar 02, 2020 |
|
Driving through the smoke
|
Feb 27, 2020 |
|
The most important of the least important things
|
Feb 25, 2020 |
|
An abject lack of responsibility
|
Feb 24, 2020 |
|
Niche beef
|
Feb 20, 2020 |
|
Full gas
|
Feb 18, 2020 |
|
Very particular about his black Diadoras
|
Feb 17, 2020 |
|
86 different pairs of shorts
|
Feb 13, 2020 |
|
Put him in the fridge
|
Feb 11, 2020 |
|
Gusty movements
|
Feb 09, 2020 |
|
Electric shock salsa
|
Feb 06, 2020 |
|
It makes a hell of a cocktail
|
Feb 04, 2020 |
|
Regrettable
|
Feb 03, 2020 |
|
A Hotel Babylon vibe
|
Jan 30, 2020 |
|
Mountaineering metaphors
|
Jan 28, 2020 |
|
His legs are human legs
|
Jan 27, 2020 |
|
Vortex of heritage
|
Jan 23, 2020 |
|
Like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park
|
Jan 21, 2020 |
|
Unserious football individual
|
Jan 20, 2020 |
|
Younger than Damon Albarn
|
Jan 16, 2020 |
|
When there is no structure, there’s chaos
|
Jan 14, 2020 |
|
The barrier to fun
|
Jan 13, 2020 |
|
Villain in a Playstation 3 game
|
Jan 09, 2020 |
|
We can’t have nice things, can we?
|
Jan 06, 2020 |
|
A joke football club run by clowns
|
Jan 02, 2020 |
|
Head canon
|
Dec 30, 2019 |
|
Quelled
|
Dec 27, 2019 |
|
Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp
|
Dec 24, 2019 |
|
Their heads just fell off
|
Dec 23, 2019 |
|
Diet Pep? Sí
|
Dec 19, 2019 |
|
Schumacher + De Jong
|
Dec 17, 2019 |
|
Dog bites man
|
Dec 16, 2019 |
|
Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette
|
Dec 12, 2019 |
|
We’ll need a big stick against this wolf
|
Dec 10, 2019 |
|
22:44
|
Dec 09, 2019 |
|
The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher
|
Dec 05, 2019 |
|
Just push, Mrs Thuram
|
Dec 03, 2019 |
|
So cruel, so often
|
Dec 02, 2019 |
|
If it’s tomorrow where you are
|
Nov 28, 2019 |
|
The emotional piano
|
Nov 26, 2019 |
|
Kloppage time
|
Nov 25, 2019 |
|
Twinkling
|
Nov 21, 2019 |
|
The Poch putsch
|
Nov 20, 2019 |
|
A hibernating bear’s faecal plug
|
Nov 18, 2019 |
|
Sometimes you need that tension
|
Nov 14, 2019 |
|
He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes
|
Nov 12, 2019 |
|
Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field
|
Nov 11, 2019 |
|
Essentially like Phil Collins
|
Nov 07, 2019 |
|
They did a Niall Quinn
|
Nov 05, 2019 |
|
Chaos theory on legs
|
Nov 04, 2019 |
|
Digweed
|
Oct 31, 2019 |
|
Dude, where’s my lange?
|
Oct 29, 2019 |
|
Three distinct noises
|
Oct 28, 2019 |
|
Your garden
|
Oct 24, 2019 |
|
One Berti is already enough
|
Oct 22, 2019 |
|
VAR-sectomy
|
Oct 21, 2019 |
|
Ketchup everywhere
|
Oct 17, 2019 |
|
Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat
|
Oct 14, 2019 |
|
Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster
|
Oct 10, 2019 |
|
The methodology meeting
|
Oct 08, 2019 |
|
The class of yada yada yada
|
Oct 07, 2019 |
|
A freezer full of mince
|
Oct 03, 2019 |
|
This elephant was not for dying
|
Oct 01, 2019 |
|
Chased by peacocks as a child
|
Sep 30, 2019 |
|
Would autumn happen all the same?
|
Sep 26, 2019 |
|
The Apple of football
|
Sep 24, 2019 |
|
Death by good taste
|
Sep 23, 2019 |
|
The mysterious fish
|
Sep 19, 2019 |
|
They’re not fish, they’re not meat
|
Sep 17, 2019 |
|
Lie back and think of Steve Bruce
|
Sep 16, 2019 |
|
Family members
|
Sep 12, 2019 |
|
The Haaland Globetrotters
|
Sep 09, 2019 |
|
The canine chumming Chilean
|
Sep 05, 2019 |
|
Super replacement
|
Sep 03, 2019 |
|
Getting their tummy tickled
|
Sep 02, 2019 |
|
Small personing
|
Aug 29, 2019 |
|
We don’t need to translate that
|
Aug 27, 2019 |
|
Putting a cloud in a headlock
|
Aug 26, 2019 |
|
British Teletext in Holland
|
Aug 22, 2019 |
|
He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality
|
Aug 20, 2019 |
|
A language that we cannot speak
|
Aug 19, 2019 |
|
Even their own mother can’t tell them apart
|
Aug 15, 2019 |
|
In a gold cupboard
|
Aug 13, 2019 |
|
Chaos theory
|
Aug 12, 2019 |
|
Football hurts
|
Aug 08, 2019 |
|
Goodbye to the old guard?
|
Aug 06, 2019 |
|
Aggressive and excessive squares
|
Aug 05, 2019 |
|
A transformative transfer
|
Aug 01, 2019 |
|
A colon *and* a question mark?
|
Jul 29, 2019 |
|
Return to sender
|
Jul 25, 2019 |
|
Behind closed doors
|
Jul 22, 2019 |
|
An Englishman abroad... and back again
|
Jul 18, 2019 |
|
A mixed record against the canine community
|
Jul 15, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: Bayern's treble winners
|
Jul 11, 2019 |
|
The Tangena ordeal
|
Jul 08, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: Spain’s tournament trilogy
|
Jul 04, 2019 |
|
Football Hackers
|
Jul 03, 2019 |
|
A PR kid called Jez
|
Jul 01, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: Mourinho's Porto
|
Jun 27, 2019 |
|
Not the low maintenance option
|
Jun 24, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: France at Euro 2000
|
Jun 20, 2019 |
|
The secret sauce
|
Jun 17, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: Juventus in the late 90s
|
Jun 13, 2019 |
|
Further adventures in Maradonaland
|
Jun 10, 2019 |
|
Zonal Marking: Ajax 94/95
|
Jun 06, 2019 |
|
Level 42
|
Jun 02, 2019 |
|
Lazy scapegoating
|
May 30, 2019 |
|
Pantheon
|
May 20, 2019 |
|
That's real dominion
|
May 13, 2019 |
|
Things are happening
|
May 09, 2019 |
|
So fresh, so clean
|
May 07, 2019 |
|
Potting boots
|
May 02, 2019 |
|
Cheese watching
|
Apr 29, 2019 |
|
End game
|
Apr 25, 2019 |
|
A bottom half powerhouse
|
Apr 22, 2019 |
|
Cagey for the first three minutes
|
Apr 18, 2019 |
|
Tired of sunny truisms
|
Apr 15, 2019 |
|
Guilty secrets
|
Apr 11, 2019 |
|
A scheduling dilemma for Elton John
|
Apr 08, 2019 |
|
A wine bar in Newport
|
Apr 04, 2019 |
|
Mockingly casual
|
Apr 01, 2019 |
|
The endless search for perfection
|
Mar 28, 2019 |
|
A bone to pick
|
Mar 25, 2019 |
|
More common than potato and pasta
|
Mar 21, 2019 |
|
Fading out of the photograph
|
Mar 18, 2019 |
|
An ideal farmhand
|
Mar 14, 2019 |
|
Yin and yang
|
Mar 11, 2019 |
|
Les Miserables
|
Mar 07, 2019 |
|
The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
|
Mar 04, 2019 |
|
Karmatic payback
|
Feb 28, 2019 |
|
Brexit…Rodgers leaves for Leicester
|
Feb 27, 2019 |
|
Catering options
|
Feb 25, 2019 |
|
The last hurrah?
|
Feb 21, 2019 |
|
A canary in the coal mine
|
Feb 18, 2019 |
|
Left for dust
|
Feb 14, 2019 |
|
Awkward
|
Feb 11, 2019 |
|
Shape damage
|
Feb 07, 2019 |
|
Pigs’ ears and divinity
|
Feb 04, 2019 |
|
The art of the (transfer) deal
|
Feb 01, 2019 |
|
Sarcastic spit
|
Jan 31, 2019 |
|
Running diagonally
|
Jan 28, 2019 |
|
Transporter bridges and the Whyteleafe curse
|
Jan 24, 2019 |
|
Get a room
|
Jan 21, 2019 |
|
Fresh trousers
|
Jan 17, 2019 |
|
Quiet. Too quiet
|
Jan 14, 2019 |
|
Medium rare
|
Jan 10, 2019 |
|
Failing upwards
|
Jan 07, 2019 |
|
Interspecies romance
|
Jan 04, 2019 |
|
Old Norse
|
Dec 31, 2018 |
|
Rogue One
|
Dec 28, 2018 |
|
A Roy of the Rovers special!
|
Dec 24, 2018 |
|
A soothing balm
|
Dec 20, 2018 |
|
Heaven knowns Mou’s miserable now
|
Dec 18, 2018 |
|
Minstrels and Opal Fruits
|
Dec 17, 2018 |
|
Craig David and the drummer from Coldplay
|
Dec 13, 2018 |
|
This does not slip
|
Dec 10, 2018 |
|
Better from the waist down
|
Dec 06, 2018 |
|
Otherworldly
|
Dec 03, 2018 |
|
92 million babies and rising
|
Nov 29, 2018 |
|
La final del mundo
|
Nov 26, 2018 |
|
The wind of change
|
Nov 22, 2018 |
|
That looming bonce
|
Nov 19, 2018 |
|
Wise after the event
|
Nov 15, 2018 |
|
Pumped
|
Nov 12, 2018 |
|
Vindication
|
Nov 08, 2018 |
|
Definite imperfections
|
Nov 05, 2018 |
|
A long, dark teatime of the soul
|
Nov 01, 2018 |
|
Introducing: The Totally Football Show - American Edition
|
Oct 30, 2018 |
|
Tragedy at Leicester
|
Oct 29, 2018 |
|
The missing ingredient is love
|
Oct 25, 2018 |
|
The tactics of a poisonous snake
|
Oct 22, 2018 |
|
In and around
|
Oct 18, 2018 |
|
Jean Claude Dundee
|
Oct 15, 2018 |
|
Merry on astrolager
|
Oct 11, 2018 |
|
Very Friedrich the Great
|
Oct 08, 2018 |
|
Iron fists and glass bottles
|
Oct 04, 2018 |
|
A tactical dirty protest
|
Oct 01, 2018 |
|
A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel
|
Sep 27, 2018 |
|
Filial pride
|
Sep 24, 2018 |
|
Guess who's coming to dinner
|
Sep 20, 2018 |
|
Stressing the second syllable
|
Sep 17, 2018 |
|
Shouting at the clouds
|
Sep 13, 2018 |
|
Put the church in the centre of the village
|
Sep 10, 2018 |
|
Scarcity rather than abundance
|
Sep 06, 2018 |
|
Who? Why? Where? Watford?
|
Sep 03, 2018 |
|
A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
|
Aug 30, 2018 |
|
The system is our enemy
|
Aug 27, 2018 |
|
No retreat, no surrender
|
Aug 23, 2018 |
|
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
|
Aug 20, 2018 |
|
Dismantling mythologies
|
Aug 16, 2018 |
|
The circle of life
|
Aug 13, 2018 |
|
It's good to be back
|
Aug 08, 2018 |
|
The ballad of Carlos Kaiser
|
Jul 24, 2018 |
|
La fin
|
Jul 15, 2018 |
|
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
|
Jul 12, 2018 |
|
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream
|
Jul 12, 2018 |
|
Today's the day
|
Jul 10, 2018 |
|
Liquid history
|
Jul 07, 2018 |
|
A wall of hair
|
Jul 06, 2018 |
|
Proper naughty
|
Jul 03, 2018 |
|
Vertical doping
|
Jul 02, 2018 |
|
A godless wasteland
|
Jul 01, 2018 |
|
The GOAT cull
|
Jun 30, 2018 |
|
Chekhov’s yellow card
|
Jun 28, 2018 |
|
This is not a drill
|
Jun 27, 2018 |
|
All the world's a stage
|
Jun 26, 2018 |
|
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
|
Jun 25, 2018 |
|
A false dichotomy
|
Jun 24, 2018 |
|
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
|
Jun 23, 2018 |
|
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
|
Jun 22, 2018 |
|
Rise of the Dalić
|
Jun 21, 2018 |
|
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
|
Jun 20, 2018 |
|
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
|
Jun 19, 2018 |
|
A different proposition
|
Jun 18, 2018 |
|
What's Löw got to do with it?
|
Jun 17, 2018 |
|
Something's got to give
|
Jun 16, 2018 |
|
The rough with the smooth
|
Jun 15, 2018 |
|
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
|
Jun 14, 2018 |
|
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
|
Jun 08, 2018 |
|
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
|
Jun 07, 2018 |
|
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
|
Jun 07, 2018 |
|
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)
|
Jun 05, 2018 |
|
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)
|
May 30, 2018 |
|
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
|
May 28, 2018 |
|
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
|
May 24, 2018 |
|
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
|
May 21, 2018 |
|
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
|
May 18, 2018 |
|
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
|
May 17, 2018 |
|
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
|
May 14, 2018 |
|
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
|
May 10, 2018 |
|
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
|
May 08, 2018 |
|
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
|
May 07, 2018 |
|
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
|
May 03, 2018 |
|
Good eggs, girth and brains
|
Apr 30, 2018 |
|
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
|
Apr 26, 2018 |
|
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
|
Apr 23, 2018 |
|
Wenger (over and) Out
|
Apr 20, 2018 |
|
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
|
Apr 19, 2018 |
|
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
|
Apr 16, 2018 |
|
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
|
Apr 12, 2018 |
|
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
|
Apr 12, 2018 |
|
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
|
Apr 09, 2018 |
|
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
|
Apr 05, 2018 |
|
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
|
Apr 02, 2018 |
|
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
|
Mar 29, 2018 |
|
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
|
Mar 26, 2018 |
|
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
|
Mar 22, 2018 |
|
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
|
Mar 19, 2018 |
|
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
|
Mar 15, 2018 |
|
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
|
Mar 12, 2018 |
|
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
|
Mar 08, 2018 |
|
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
|
Mar 05, 2018 |
|
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
|
Mar 01, 2018 |
|
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
|
Feb 26, 2018 |
|
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
|
Feb 22, 2018 |
|
Rifts, replays and robbery
|
Feb 19, 2018 |
|
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
|
Feb 15, 2018 |
|
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
|
Feb 12, 2018 |
|
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
|
Feb 08, 2018 |
|
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
|
Feb 05, 2018 |
|
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
|
Feb 01, 2018 |
|
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
|
Jan 29, 2018 |
|
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
|
Jan 25, 2018 |
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Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
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Jan 22, 2018 |
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Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
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Jan 15, 2018 |
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The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
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Jan 11, 2018 |
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Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
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Jan 08, 2018 |
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The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
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Jan 04, 2018 |
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Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
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Dec 28, 2017 |
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Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
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Dec 21, 2017 |
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The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
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Dec 18, 2017 |
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Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
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Dec 14, 2017 |
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City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
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Dec 11, 2017 |
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Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
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Dec 07, 2017 |
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United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
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Dec 04, 2017 |
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Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
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Nov 30, 2017 |
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Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
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Nov 27, 2017 |
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Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
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Nov 23, 2017 |
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Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
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Nov 20, 2017 |
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Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
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Nov 16, 2017 |
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End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
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Nov 13, 2017 |
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An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
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Nov 09, 2017 |
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City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
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Nov 06, 2017 |
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Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
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Nov 02, 2017 |
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England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
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Oct 30, 2017 |
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The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
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Oct 26, 2017 |
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Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
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Oct 23, 2017 |
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Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
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Oct 19, 2017 |
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Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
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Oct 16, 2017 |
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Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
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Oct 12, 2017 |
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Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
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Oct 09, 2017 |
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The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
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Oct 05, 2017 |
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That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
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Oct 02, 2017 |
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Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
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Sep 28, 2017 |
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xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
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Sep 21, 2017 |
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Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
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Sep 19, 2017 |
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Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
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Sep 18, 2017 |
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City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
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Sep 14, 2017 |
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Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
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Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
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Sep 07, 2017 |