The Football Humans

By Football Humans

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Join Michael, John and Wragg as they meet to discuss the weeks footy over a nice pint in the pub.

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Episode Date
Absolutely Hate Fantasy Football
Sep 07, 2026
The best episode - Predictions
Aug 18, 2026
Infantino is a clown
Aug 12, 2026
Messi is the Greatest...Ronaldo wants to be player-manager
Jul 08, 2026
There is a World Cup on
Jun 22, 2026
Season Review - it's been a disappointment all round
May 28, 2026
Heartbreak for Hearts
May 17, 2026
Who Would You Keep at Spurs?
Apr 16, 2026
End of an Era
Apr 09, 2026
Wragg is a Hibbie
Mar 27, 2026
We All Know Who the Snitch is
Mar 20, 2026
From the Joy of Space to VAR
Mar 02, 2026
As a Spurs fan would you take Winning the Champs League and Relegation?
Feb 28, 2026
It wasn't a Scorpion Kick
Feb 07, 2026
By order of the Traitors, listen to this football podcast
Jan 24, 2026
Declan Rice isn't Zidane!
Jan 05, 2026
Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas
Dec 20, 2025
Setanta Sports has a Lot to Answer for!
Oct 28, 2025
Why Did John Not Go to the Derby?
Oct 06, 2025
Would He Get in the Top 10 All Time Premier league Strikers?
Sep 16, 2025
Who Won the Transfer Window?
Sep 10, 2025
Season Predictions
Aug 14, 2025
Kick Off the New Season
Aug 10, 2025
End Of Season Wrap
Jun 02, 2025
What a HUGE game
May 13, 2025
We're going to win the league!
Apr 22, 2025
Are Liverpool imploading?
Mar 23, 2025
Onion Gravy
Feb 25, 2025
Cluedo and Traitors on a football podcast
Jan 27, 2025
It was never a penalty
Jan 06, 2025
Old Fashioned Number 9
Dec 05, 2024
What Ref's Really Think
Nov 12, 2024
Who deserves the Ballon d'Or
Nov 07, 2024
OldSchool Pub Podcast
Oct 20, 2024
Love that Manchester United are in such a mess
Oct 08, 2024
Oasis on a Football Podcast
Sep 02, 2024
New Season Kick Off
Aug 14, 2024
All Referee's are from Glasgow
Aug 05, 2024
Should we talk about the Euro's?
Jul 24, 2024
He's at Wembley...Not the Costa Del Sol!
Jun 03, 2024
Mbappe is Overated... he's no Messi or Ronaldo
May 22, 2024
He Couldn't Hit the Back of the Net
May 07, 2024
The Worst Chelsea Side...
Apr 24, 2024
I would love it if Arsenal lose
Apr 17, 2024
It's just so corrupt
Apr 09, 2024
The Sh^t Galacticos
Mar 21, 2024
How is it Not a Penalty?
Mar 12, 2024
Wragg is 40, Liverpool give him a present
Feb 22, 2024
Arsenal Don't Have a Striker
Feb 07, 2024
A little drunk rambling
Feb 02, 2024
Klopp has Gone
Jan 27, 2024
Winter Break - Part One
Jan 19, 2024
Mainly Liverpool and Chelsea chat...
Jan 11, 2024
The Winter Break Episode
Jan 04, 2024
How Long Ago did Hearts beat Rangers?
Dec 13, 2023
Chelsea are a Shambles!
Nov 27, 2023
If They Go After Chelsea...Where Do They Stop?
Nov 15, 2023
I Can't Stand Arteta
Nov 09, 2023
There's Still Positive Signs in Every Game!
Nov 04, 2023
The Two Goalkeepers Didn't Do much!
Oct 23, 2023
Should You Still Captain Haaland?
Oct 12, 2023
VAR is once again ruining the weekend!
Oct 02, 2023
Can You Explain the Offside Rule?
Sep 28, 2023
Maguire in the England Team... It Doesn't Make Sense!
Sep 07, 2023
I hate the transfer window!
Aug 31, 2023
Mudryk for 8 years... haha
Aug 22, 2023
How Deep is Ndidi?
Aug 15, 2023
Season 7 - Kick off with predictions!
Aug 11, 2023
Have you ever seen a footballer sneeze?
Jun 15, 2023
I hope City don't win the Champions League
May 29, 2023
Arsenal's title dream has ended
May 17, 2023
Chelsea in a Relegation Battle?!?
May 03, 2023
Alex Bonner - Arsenal Season Ticket Fan Special
Apr 29, 2023
Could it be Manchester City's year?
Apr 20, 2023
Bye Bye Potter... Hello Lampard?
Apr 05, 2023
The One in Edinburgh
Mar 27, 2023
Passing over the Seaman
Mar 14, 2023
This episode doesn't mention Liverpool winning 7-0 against Man Utd...honest!
Mar 07, 2023
The League Cup Isn't a Major Trophy
Mar 01, 2023
...with our guest, Michael McIntyre
Feb 19, 2023
Is it enjoyable supporting Arsenal?
Feb 16, 2023
How are Chelsea affording this?!?!
Feb 01, 2023
What is happening to Liverpool?
Jan 16, 2023
Ronaldo is Poison, Messi is King
Jan 08, 2023
England could win the World Cup
Dec 06, 2022
Ronaldo could win the World Cup...he won't...but he could!
Dec 01, 2022
Is England's Only World Class Player, Harry Kane?
Nov 15, 2022
How Deep Is Your Bench?
Nov 10, 2022
Is Michael Felton actually Michael Myers?
Oct 31, 2022
Will Gerrard still be manager of Aston Villa next week?
Oct 20, 2022
Electronic Gates - What Could Go Wrong?
Oct 10, 2022
It's Been Awhile!
Oct 06, 2022
VAR is a JOKE!
Sep 05, 2022
ha ha haaland!
Aug 29, 2022
Chelsea need a striker!
Aug 22, 2022
Can We Take a Minute to Laugh at Man Utd?
Aug 15, 2022
The predictions
Aug 05, 2022
Last Pod of the Season!
Jun 03, 2022
Last Game of Premier League Season
May 23, 2022
John Berry vs Michael McIntyre
May 09, 2022
Would John Terry make your all time eleven?
May 02, 2022
Jesus...he scored four! Jesus!!!
Apr 25, 2022
Leave Dele Ali Out of This
Apr 20, 2022
Last Weeks Pod...lets go Back to the Future!
Apr 18, 2022
We Always Have a Blip
Apr 04, 2022
Do a Star Jump to Save a Penalty
Mar 21, 2022
The VAR solution
Mar 15, 2022
Are United better under Rangnick than Solskjær?
Mar 07, 2022
He Tore His ...
Mar 02, 2022
Let’s not talk about Scottish Football...
Feb 21, 2022
The worst podcast we have ever recorded...
Feb 16, 2022
It is really juvenile ...but... just funny!
Feb 08, 2022
Another VAR decision gone wrong!
Jan 25, 2022
Is the writing on the wall for Lukaku?
Jan 16, 2022
The Joy of the FA Cup!
Jan 10, 2022
Ronaldo is the reason Man Utd are FAILING!
Jan 04, 2022
XmasPod
Dec 19, 2021
Origi is the Best Super Sub in the Premier League
Dec 06, 2021
Why Double Cheese?
Nov 29, 2021
What now for Manchester United?
Nov 21, 2021
I would drop Ronaldo!
Nov 08, 2021
Arsenal have turned into...
Nov 03, 2021
Ronaldo has lost his head!
Oct 26, 2021
What is going wrong at Manchester United?
Oct 19, 2021
Mo Salah is WORLD CLASS!!!!
Oct 05, 2021
Worst Penalty Ever!
Sep 28, 2021
Guardiola is overrated... Discuss
Sep 21, 2021
Ronaldo went straight into my Fantasy Team
Sep 14, 2021
Will Ronaldo be a success this time round at Manchester United?
Aug 31, 2021
Is this Episode 200?
Aug 24, 2021
Season 5 - Predictions Episode
Aug 10, 2021
It's all Rass's fault!
Jul 25, 2021
Message just before he scored..."Havertz is Useless"
Jun 04, 2021
You said Moyes was finished and West Ham would be relegated!
May 24, 2021
BACK IN THE PUB!
May 20, 2021
Charlton are known as the addicts...no they're not it's the Addicks
May 11, 2021
Chelsea in Champions League Final with both Women and Men
May 05, 2021
European Super League is a nightmare!
Apr 19, 2021
Middlesborough were a top 90s team!
Apr 12, 2021
THAT Leeds United Team!
Apr 06, 2021
Can Peter Crouch be in the Ultimate England Squad?
Mar 30, 2021
Trouble with the right hand side of Palace
Mar 23, 2021
Van der Sar or Schmeichel....its one of them... or De Gea!
Mar 15, 2021
You Can't Have Scott Parker and Mark Noble in the Same Team
Mar 09, 2021
Shaun Goater has to be on the bench!
Mar 02, 2021
Gareth Bale at Left Back...Are You Having a Laugh?
Feb 23, 2021
I totally forgot Sanchez even played for Arsenal
Feb 16, 2021
I Don't Know Anything About Cycling
Feb 09, 2021
Top of the Flops
Feb 03, 2021
What will become of Lampard...
Jan 26, 2021
You were Ole out weren't ya?
Jan 19, 2021
He Can't See Through the Tears
Jan 05, 2021
Hello, VAR helpline... How can I Help You?
Dec 09, 2020
I'm Surprised Lennon Is Still There
Dec 02, 2020
You Can Never Imagine Him Looking Young, He Has Such An Old Face!
Nov 23, 2020
Weirdly I Wrote Edgar Davids Down...
Nov 10, 2020
Haribo, Chocolate, Beer and Wine
Nov 04, 2020
Where Does Clean Sheet Come From?
Oct 27, 2020
He won't recover, he's finished!
Oct 21, 2020
"He Will Become Extinct"
Oct 07, 2020
If I'm a Striker, I'm not going for the Goal... I'm just aiming for his hand now!
Sep 29, 2020
Stick a Stick up the Goalkeepers Arse
Sep 23, 2020
"Let's leave it on a Cliffhanger..."
Sep 16, 2020
The Most Awkward John Berry Podcast!
Aug 15, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 6
Jul 28, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 5
Jun 29, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 4
Jun 22, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 3
May 20, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 2
May 08, 2020
Podcast in Isolation - Part 1
Apr 21, 2020
Chelsea are better without Hazard...Are You Taking the Piss?
Mar 11, 2020
What's the Worst Mistake You've Made in the Kitchen?
Mar 04, 2020
After the Winter Break...
Feb 27, 2020
The "DickCopter", Why has he done that!
Feb 06, 2020
Would you put Willy In?
Jan 28, 2020
Is Solskjaer the Right Manager for United?
Jan 20, 2020
It's time to call Fat Ronaldo just Ronaldo!
Jan 14, 2020
On the Dancefloor with a Baileys
Jan 07, 2020
Is Lapland a Real Place?
Dec 18, 2019
Guardiola's Clearly Good at Playing Fifa with the Best Team but Give Him a Shit Team and he would be Crap
Dec 11, 2019
Arsenal vs Spurs in the Manager debate
Dec 04, 2019
You would take Rodgers over Klopp and Guardiola!
Nov 27, 2019
It's Not Clear and Obvious
Nov 13, 2019
Oh I Thought You Meant an Actual Foot...
Nov 06, 2019
The Basis of Any Great Tomato Sauce is...
Oct 30, 2019
Put a Little Bit of Sausage Under My Tongue
Oct 23, 2019
Blockbusters ain't happening this week
Oct 16, 2019
The Transformation of Brendan Rodgers
Oct 07, 2019
QPR Special - Soccer Saturday Live Game
Oct 02, 2019
Get Rid Of All The Spirits
Sep 25, 2019
Can We Just Beep It Out?
Sep 18, 2019
Can you name any Czech Players Nowadays?
Sep 10, 2019
Catch 22 VAR
Sep 04, 2019
...Let's Just Not Talk About Football Anymore
Aug 27, 2019
Is Robertson Overrated?
Aug 21, 2019
Let's Get It Out Of the Way
Aug 14, 2019
Mystic Meg Eat Your Bollocks Off
Aug 07, 2019
The One Who Played in the Homeless World Cup
Jul 17, 2019
S2 Eps 42 "Champions of Europe!"
Jun 05, 2019
S2 Eps 41 "What have you got against Frank Lampard?"
May 22, 2019
S2 Eps 40 "The Season ReView!"
May 15, 2019
S2 Eps 39 "Greatest ever Comeback"
May 08, 2019
S2 Eps 38 "Wouldn't be an embarrassment if you get beat by them"
May 01, 2019
S2 Eps 37 "Jordi Alba is Past His Best"
Apr 24, 2019
S2 Eps 36 "Stand uuuuup for the Champions... what's the matter with you?"
Apr 16, 2019
S2 Eps 35 "Wembley...Wembley....Wembley"
Apr 09, 2019
S2 Eps 34 "If Liverpool Lose I Should Be Compensated"
Apr 02, 2019
S2 Eps 33 "Is Sterling World Class?"
Mar 26, 2019
S2 Eps 32 "Do You Think Any Manchester United Manager Will Be In The Shadow of Alex Ferguson"
Mar 19, 2019
S2 Eps 31 "Jump Like a Pencil"
Mar 12, 2019
S2 Eps 30 "The Game Has Gone"
Mar 05, 2019
S2 Eps 29 "Chicken in a Bag"
Feb 26, 2019
S2 Eps 28 "Should We Have an Anniversary show?"
Feb 21, 2019
S2 Eps 27 “I don’t want him to sing and dance”
Feb 13, 2019
S2 Eps 26 "Stick Three Big Lumps at the Back!"
Feb 05, 2019
S2 Eps 25 "I can't believe you just said that"
Jan 30, 2019
S2 Eps 24 "It's All Tippy Tappy Bullshit"
Jan 24, 2019
S2 Eps 23 "You Can't Even Slide Tackle Anymore!"
Jan 16, 2019
S2 Eps 22 "You ate 12 sausages?"
Jan 09, 2019
S2 Eps 21 - "Ole Gunnar Solskjær is a lovely man"
Dec 31, 2018
S2 eps20 "They want Man Utd to be Hollywood!"
Dec 19, 2018
S2 Eps 19 "Rass has gone for a spa weekend"
Dec 11, 2018
S2 Eps 18 "Christmas Party Hangover"
Dec 05, 2018
S2 Eps 17 "Henrik Larsson is a Legend"
Nov 28, 2018
S2 Eps 16 - "The Dutch / Netherlands / Holland Episode"
Nov 20, 2018
S2 Eps 15 - "We should just go with the obvious...Faustino Asprilla"
Nov 13, 2018
S2 Eps 14 - "Does anybody like Neil Lennon?"
Nov 06, 2018
S2 Eps 13 "Would you rather manage Manchester Utd or Real Madrid?"
Oct 30, 2018
S2 Eps 12 "Who is the Hardest Premier League Manager? It's time for a Royal Rumble... Fight!"
Oct 23, 2018
S2 Eps 11 "It Looks Like They're Wearing Lead Boots"
Oct 16, 2018
S2 Eps 10 - "If he didn't have the name, Sanchez, you wouldn't play him"
Oct 08, 2018
S2 Eps 9 - "You Don't Need to be a Great Manager to be Manager of Real Madrid"
Oct 01, 2018
S2 Eps 8 - "Get rid of Mourinho and get Allardyce"
Sep 24, 2018
S2 Eps 7 - "If He Was Cutting the Mustard in Training and Banging the Goals In"
Sep 17, 2018
S2 Eps 6 - "Four Great Left Backs and Absolute Shite Everywhere Else"
Sep 10, 2018
S2 Eps 5 - "Pish"
Sep 03, 2018
S2 Eps 4 - 'You Pathetic Little Snake'
Aug 28, 2018
S2 Eps 3 - 'Stop fannying about with all that and get the quiz out!'
Aug 21, 2018
S2 Eps 2 - "You don't wanna see people assaulted but there was a lot of kickin'"
Aug 13, 2018
Season 2 - Episode 1 "He's Let Himself Go"
Aug 07, 2018
Episode 52 "World Cup Round Up
Jul 20, 2018
Episode 51 "England are out of the World Cup"
Jul 13, 2018
Episode 50 "England vs Croatia....what ya reckon?"
Jul 09, 2018
Episode 49 "England vs Sweden in a World Cup Quarter Final"
Jul 08, 2018
Episode 48 "England win a Penalty Shoot-Out"
Jul 04, 2018
Episode 47 "world cup humans yes yes yes"
Jun 29, 2018
Episode 46 "Bask in the glory of Germany's exist"
Jun 28, 2018
Episode 45 "England all the way!"
Jun 28, 2018
Episode 44 "Yes Yes Yes and the World Cup Humans"
Jun 19, 2018
Episode 43 - Yes Yes Yes it's the World Cup!
Jun 12, 2018
Episode 42 "Worst FA cup final ever"
May 28, 2018
Episode 41 "Everyone wants to play for either Barcelona or Real Madrid"
May 20, 2018
Episode 40 "Sensible World of Soccer"
May 10, 2018
Episode 39 "The Name....Steven Gerrard"
May 03, 2018
Episode 38 "They were BANG in trouble when he took over"
Apr 25, 2018
Episode 37 "The Battle of the Football Grandads"
Apr 17, 2018
Conte is the reason Diego Costa left!
Apr 12, 2018
Wanchope Did Not Win It!
Apr 06, 2018
KM...Your Favourite - erm...Kevin McCallister!
Mar 28, 2018
That's Not Juventus's Pogba is it?
Mar 21, 2018
Wragg's Spitting League - It is like a hose going off
Mar 13, 2018
All We Are Sayyyyin.....Is Give Youth A Chance!
Mar 07, 2018
I'm Gonna Shoulder Him in the Teeth
Mar 01, 2018
Rondon with his Mickey Mouse Shirt
Feb 21, 2018
Wenger's out there heading balls all the time
Feb 14, 2018
Are you Wearing Nappies? (Superbowl Special)
Feb 07, 2018
I don't Mind If Referees Get a Decision Wrong Now and Again
Feb 01, 2018
White Lightning Hart Lane
Jan 25, 2018
If We Are Living In A Dream where Guardiola goes to Hearts...
Jan 17, 2018
If He Turns Out to be a Flop I will be Happy
Jan 09, 2018
I'd take Peter Crouch
Jan 05, 2018
New Year Party
Dec 31, 2017
Christmas Quiz Special
Dec 23, 2017
Hearts beat Celtic (Special Episode)
Dec 19, 2017
Derby Day - In Play Podcasting Special
Dec 12, 2017
Can You Remember Those Toys with the Big Heads?
Dec 06, 2017
Monday is the New Friday
Nov 30, 2017
He Did Pop the Ball Once
Nov 23, 2017
That was a Big Ol' Collar
Nov 16, 2017
The Whole League has Gone to Cock!
Nov 08, 2017
The Musical
Nov 01, 2017
Where's Delhi Dynamos
Oct 27, 2017
As long as he doesn't have a brain fart
Oct 19, 2017
Gareth Bale sat at home twiddling his thumbs
Oct 10, 2017
The Rass and Rass show
Oct 04, 2017
Licking My Lips at Roberto Baggio
Sep 27, 2017
Redknapp sacked from Birmingham, but makes Ryder cup team!
Sep 19, 2017
Sorry Keeper, You Got Hurt Mate
Sep 12, 2017
Jobo in the house
Sep 09, 2017
The Poison is Wenger
Sep 02, 2017
He thinks he's Nicklas Bendtner
Aug 26, 2017
He Loves Dennis Irwin's Feet He Does
Aug 21, 2017