The Betchelor

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W
 Sep 6, 2019
Had no idea Derek had a podcast (thanks JPJ) but I'm so glad I found it! I had no idea you were so funny, lol. I've laughed out loud several times during the latest podcast. Love it. Have fun & you're great. Great things are coming...

Kylie
 Sep 4, 2019
I would love to meet and speak to Derek!! I think we would hit it off. We are looking for the same things and have a lot in common. We have both been hurt and left many times. Hope this gets out!

Description

The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown, Chris Burns and Jared Freid of Betches Media. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps at Betches.com or follow our Instagram, @thebetchelor.

Episode Date
Avengers Assemble!
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It’s week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to unpack this Tuesday’s episode, starting with a brief synopsis of what happened this week, before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Brendan and Pieper’s departure, Maurissa and Riley’s intimate date featuring some classic whipped cream, and Tia and Blake’s quick (but also questionable) connection. Then, Mari and Kenny are back together, and Natasha is given another chance at love, this time with the new arrival of Dr. Joe. Plus, they talk about Ivan’s failed (and awkward) attempt to kiss Kendall, who seemingly does not want to move from Grocery Store Joe. Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some difficult Would You Rathers, their Weekly Crush, a Kay’s Weekend you don’t want to miss, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.
Sep 15, 2021
How To Lose 20k Followers In 2 Hours
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It’s the fourth week of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by sharing their thoughts on the Brendan-Pieper situation before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Kendall’s surprise entrance to Paradise, Mari and Kenny’s second attempt at love, and take a deeper dive into the Brendan, Pieper, and Natasha drama. Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Alana and Chris’ pre-show romance, followed by their early exit, Chelsea’s arrival, and Becca’s first Paradise date with Thomas. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories with special edition of Jared’s Minute.
Sep 08, 2021
Cake Wars & The Boom Boom Room
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Kay, Chris, and Jared return to recap the third week of Bachelor in Paradise, starting with their Name That Episode segment some new (and not so promising) arrivals. They discuss their thoughts on the Mari-Demi-Kenny love triangle and the seemingly perfect relationship Tammy had (and quickly ruined) with Aaron. They also talk about Maurissa and Riley’s undeniable chemistry and why Connor can’t ever catch a hint, before unpacking yet again another love triangle, this time between Nick, Karl and Deandra. Finally, it’s time for our Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.
Sep 01, 2021
Influencer Island
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Kay, Chris and Jared are back to recap this week’s back-to-back episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. To start, they talk about Demi’s second debut in Paradise and where she stands after facing rejection from Brendan (who is also rumored to be dating Pieper). Next, they talk about the whole Victoria P. situation and unpack yet another gaslighting incident…but what’s new? Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Thomas’s entrance, the return of Karl’s shadowboxing, and Grocery Store Joe turned Mopey Joe. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moment, and Jared’s Minute.
Aug 25, 2021
Paradise Would Have Air Conditioning (BIP Season Premiere)
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Kay, Chris and Jared are here to kick off the brand new season of Bachelor In Paradise, starting with a review of the new cast. They talk about the parade of entrances (including the return of Grocery Store Joe), David Spade’s debut as guest host, and the standout moments from night one. They share some inside info on just how rough the conditions are in “paradise” with no air conditioning, and react to the first few couples pairing off (mostly to hook up). Finally, they dive into this week’s categories, including some difficult Would You Rather questions, Paradise Predictions, the Cringiest Moments of the Week, Kay’s Weekend Recap, and their Will You Accept This Rose recipients.
Aug 17, 2021
After The Final Rebound (Katie’s Season Finale)
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It’s the finale of Katie’s season of The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris and Jared are back to unpack it all. They start by naming the episode before diving into the final dates, first discussing Blake’s last one-on-one and the meet-and-greet with Katie’s family, before breaking down the tense confrontation with Aunt Lindsey. Then they react to the After The Final Rose episode, including Katie’s reunion with Greg and his rumored acting past. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who Will We See On Michelle’s Season, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season.
Aug 10, 2021
Home-Frowns
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It’s hometown week (sort of) for Katie’s season and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles before diving into a conversation about Blake’s “Canada” date (dripping with maple syrup) followed by the family visit. Next, they discuss Justin’s pretend “Baltimore” date, and what they thought about Justin’s parents not coming on the show. But at least Justin’s best friends were there! Then they recap Greg’s “New Jersey” date, which involved some basketball and, yet again, more fake rain. But just when things seem like they’re going well, everything spirals out of control for Greg. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who’s Family Would You Join, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.
Aug 03, 2021
Dating And DJing After The Bachelorette Ft. Blake Horstmann
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Jared is back this week with Bachelorette alum and co-host of the Behind The Rose podcast, Blake Horstmann. They start with a conversation about post-Bachelorette life (including Blake’s DJing) and share their honest opinions on Kaitlyn Bristowe co-hosting the show. Then they dive into Blake’s thoughts on Katie’s season, Michael A.’s self-elimination, and some of their favorite relationships on the show. Finally, they discuss what it’s like to date after being on The Bachelorette, and reveal their final rose predictions.
Jul 29, 2021
The Men Tell...Some
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Kay, Chris and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. First, they begin by reacting to the first look at Michelle’s new contestants, before sharing their Name That Episode. Then, they dive into last night’s Men Tell All, starting with Kaitlyn and Tayshia’s lack of chemistry and the seemingly staged audience kiss with Connor. Plus, they also react to a shocking (yet suspicious) self-elimination, Kaitlyn and Jason’s performative proposal video, before closing with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient.
Jul 27, 2021
Kiss Me Baby One More Time
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It’s the week before hometowns, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by naming the episode and reacting to the Seattle-themed one-one-one date with Greg, before discussing what probably was our first time actually meeting Brendan on the show. They also cover the suggestive group art date and break down Katie’s farewell to a fan-favorite. Then they react to Mike’s awkward cuddling date with Katie before closing with their Betchelor Categories, including some wild Would You Rathers, a unanimous Paradise Pick, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.
Jul 20, 2021
The Masturdater
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Kay, Chris, and Jared are back this week to recap the sixth episode of The Bachelorette, starting with a first look at the Season 7 cast of Bachelor in Paradise (and yes, Queen Victoria has made her return). Katie kicks off this week’s episode with a challenge for the men, this time with a more...hands-off approach…literally. Then they discuss Katie’s one-on-one wedding-themed date with Justin, the Great Royal Debate group date, and Katie and Connor’s double date with Kaitlyn and Jason before it’s time for the rose ceremony where they discuss the five men who were sent home. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories, including their Top 3, some Would You Rathers, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.
Jul 13, 2021
Hunt Or Be Huntered
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It’s the fifth episode of Katie’s season and to kick off Kay, Chris and Jared start off reacting to Blake's surprisingly soon one-on-one date. Next, they delve into yet another overly competitive sports themed group date starring Bachelor Nation’s Wells Adams and photographer Franco Lacosta. Then they dissect Katie’s one-on-one with Andrew S., and the seemingly intentional American-themed wardrobe choice during the rose ceremony. After briefly discussing Colton Underwood's latest photo shoot they finish up with their weekly categories and discuss the three new men who were sent home.
Jul 06, 2021
The Snitch Who Gets The Rose
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It’s week four on The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all, starting with a “Name That Episode” before discussing the Truth or Dare group date and a new (but all-too-familiar) contestant arrival. Then it’s time for the cocktail party and probably the most dramatic rose ceremony yet. Finally, they close things out with their Top 3 Categories, Paradise Picks, Cringiest Moments, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient.
Jun 29, 2021
Bachelorette But Make It Therapy
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Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap week three of the Bachelorette, picking up with the drama Karl has been stirring at the rose ceremony. Next, they talk about the quasi-group therapy date led by Nick Viall, where Katie opens up about a past experience and and Thomas shares, well, a bit too much. Then they talk about Katie’s off-roading one-on-one with a new and hopeful contender. Finally, they close things out with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient.
Jun 22, 2021
Chicks In The Betchelor
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Fran and Ria from Chicks in the Office are back with Kay and Chris to talk about their initial reactions to the first two weeks of Katie’s season. They start with a conversation about being on the show for the “wrong reasons” and why that’s an outdated reason to send someone packing. They tell us which guys were cut too soon, how they felt about Cody and Aaron’s fight, and react to how some of the contestants are acting on social media. Plus, they discuss the decision to introduce a rotation of celebrity hosts on the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise. Finally, they each share their thoughts on the future of the Bachelor franchise.
Jun 17, 2021
Welcome to Gaslighting 101
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It’s the second week of The Bachelorette and we’re recapping it all. Kay, Jared, and Chris start the show with their “Name that Episode” titles, before discussing the first group date of the season, Katie’s one-one-one fishing date, and the second (and not surprisingly messy) group date. Then they talk about a bomb that was dropped on Katie and the contestant who was sent home before the rose ceremony. Plus, they talk about who they think are going to stay in the running and the new house villain. Finally, they close things out with Some Would You Rathers, Paradise picks, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient. 
Jun 15, 2021
Cat Got Your Tongue? (Katie’s Season Premiere)
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Katie’s season of The Bachelorette has finally begun, so Kay, Chris and Jared are here to recap it all. They start with a reaction to breaking news that Chris Harrison reached a settlement with ABC to permanently exit the show. Then they dive into the season premiere, starting with the awkward introduction for Tayshia and Kaitlyn, followed by the limo reveals for each of the new contestants. They discuss the most memorable debuts, including the underwhelming box surprise, the cat that caught Katie’s attention, the virgin who might be on the wrong show, and Greg capturing the hearts of the audience. Plus, they talk about the list of guys who went home on night one, and tell us whose exit they were most surprised to see. Finally, they cover the categories for this week, including the top performers so far, a unanimous villain, the IG rising star, Jared’s minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient.
Jun 08, 2021
Preseason Predictions
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There’s only one week remaining before Katie’s season of the Bachelorette begins, so Kay, Chris and Jared take one more look at the cast photos. They start with a conversation about what we do (and do not) want to know about these guys before the show premieres, and the hints we get from their Instagram stories. Then they turn to the new cast bios to hand out some preseason awards, including “most improved” since the last time we reviewed their pictures, and the “first impression rose” for who stands out the most. They also make some predictions about who will try too hard, who will become the villain, and which guy (if anyone) will win the whole thing. Finally, they’re joined by Dylan Hafer, host of the brand new Betches daily podcast “Pop Alarm” to talk about who their dream celebrity Bachelor and Bachelorettes would be.
Jun 01, 2021
WE’RE BACK: Katie’s Preseason is ON
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Kay, Chris and Jared are officially back for the new season of the Bachelorette to recap the offseason and preview what’s to come. They start with an explanation of the three back-to-back seasons that are about to begin, and tell us what they expect from Bachelor in Paradise this Summer. They talk about Katie’s social media behavior before her season even starts, and speculate about how things will play out for her. Then they each tell us what changes they would make to shake up the Bachelor format, including suggestions for how to integrate social media into the show, and how to take advantage of the consecutive Bachelorette seasons. Finally, they dive into all the offseason news, with thoughts on Matt James and Rachael getting back together, Colton coming out as gay, and Kaitlyn Bristowe getting engaged to Jason Tartick.
May 25, 2021
Judgement Day Is Upon Us: Katie’s Cast Review
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The cast photos are out for Katie’s upcoming season of The Bachelorette and our hosts are reacting to every guy. They start by reviewing the casting archetypes we see each season so you know who to look out for. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared offer their honest response to each guy’s pic and what little it tells us about them, giving their predictions for who will last and who will go home early. Finally, they close out the cast preview with their selections for who they like best, and more importantly, who Katie will choose. Follow along with the list of cast members here!
Mar 30, 2021
The Betchelor Award Show
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It’s the Betchelor Award show we’ve all been waiting for! Kay, Chris, and Jared start off with a few reflections on the season in general and how the off-season is a necessary time for Bachelor nation. Then, they dive into some recent news about Chris Harrison lawyering up and what it may mean for the future of the show. They also discuss what ABC’s role is in this whole dramatic mess before they dive into all their picks for their season awards. Who caused the most drama? Who is the villain of the season? Who is the likeliest to pull a Heather? Finally, they give out the infamous Season Long Cringe Harrison Award. Be sure to tune in next week for a preview of next season and everything we can expect!
Mar 23, 2021
This Season Could’ve Been An Email (Bachelor Season Finale)
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It’s the finale of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, and Kay, Chris and Jared are here to recap it all. They start by naming the episode (and reacting to the awkward hand-on-leg action) then dive into each of the final dates. They talk about the brief meet-and-greets with Matt’s family before discussing his commitment issues. They cover Michelle being forced to repel down the side of a building (before getting eliminated) and Rachael getting left hanging in her leather pants. They break down Matt’s decision to give Rachael the final rose, but not to propose. Then they react to this season’s After the Final Rose, including Emmanuel’s excellent performance as host, Matt’s refusal to say anything of substance, and the handling of recent controversy. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, Jared’s Minute, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season.
Mar 16, 2021
The Parent Trap (Matt's Final Three)
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It’s down to three contestants for Matt James to choose from so Kay, Chris, and Jared dive right into this week’s episode. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles and a conversation about Matt’s dad paying a visit to the show. They recap Michelle’s trip to Schrute farms and tell us why she should ultimately be Matt’s pick. They cover Bri’s date in the woods (is that a tent?) and talk about Matt’s repeat speech to each girl. They also break down Rachael’s ceramics rendezvous and discuss his reaction each time someone says “I love you” to the guy. Then they round things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipients.
Mar 09, 2021
The Women Tell Nothing
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Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap the Women Tell All special, but first they react to a flurry of Bachelor Nation news stories. They talk about Emmanuel Acho being named the host of this season’s After the Final Rose, and Rachel Lindsay deactivating her social media accounts due to harassment. They discuss the public reaction after former contestant Taylor Nolan’s past Tweets resurfaced, followed by a series of half-hearted apologies for offending so many different groups. Then they dive into last night’s Women Tell All, starting with Victoria trying to defend her behavior on the show (with some surprising allies) and everyone coming for Katie. They discuss the showdown between Brittany and Anna over the escort drama, all the dates we didn’t get to see, and speculate about whether or not they cut an announcement of Katie as the next Bachelorette. Then it’s time for this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, Jared’s Minute, and their picks for who they want to win this season.
Mar 02, 2021
Finally We Go To Hometowns(ish)
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It’s “hometown” week on the Bachelor and we’re recapping it all. Kay, Jared and Chris start the show with a reaction to Matt James’s public statement about the controversy surrounding Rachael Kirkconnell and Chris Harrison. Then they play Name That Episode and dive into Michelle’s sporty family visit, complete with Matt getting grilled by the purest people alive (her students). They discuss Racheal’s bumpy skydiving date and her parents’ discomfort with the whole situation, then cover the real star of the episode: Bri’s mom. They talk about Serena sending Matt home on his own show, and speculate about who he would have chosen if she’d stuck around. Then it’s time for the Betchelor Categories, starting with some Would You Rathers, the top performer, and a food convo. Finally, they close the show with the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award, and their Will You Accept This Rose selections.
Feb 23, 2021
WTF Is Happening With Chris Harrison?
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To start the week, Kay, Chris, and Jared discuss the public controversy surrounding Chris Harrison’s comments regarding Rachael Kirkconnell, and tell us whether or not they think he’ll be replaced as the host. Then they dive into this week’s episode, beginning with Heather getting sent home (and the celebration that ensued). They talk about Chelsea and Serena C. leaving the show, Serena P.’s uncomfortable one-on-one date, and the group date that was basically just an awkward cocktail hour. Plus, they discuss the departure of fan favorite Abigail, and discuss whether or not she could be the next Bachelorette. They talk about Jessenia’s one-on-one and react to Matt’s final four selections. Then they cover this week’s categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Villain of the Week (hint: Matt is not looking good here), their Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison moments, and the Will You Accept This Rose winners.
Feb 16, 2021
Heather Certainly “Shows Up”
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Kay, Chris, and Jared start with a Bachelor conspiracy theory: are the girls’ names written on the roses? Then they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelor. The two-on-one rose brings out the worst in...Meredith, a canceled cocktail party leads to canceled hopefuls, and Serena C. flails like a fish out of water (thank God Katie had a harpoon). They react to Pieper and Matt dancing the night away to another nameless country band and Tyler C. dropping by for a Punk’d episode featuring Matt and Katie. Plus, they talk about a ghost of Bachelor past who returned to haunt Nemacolin. They kick off this week’s categories with some wild Would You Rather questions, their Top 3, a unanimous IG Rising Star, and the Villain of the Week. Finally, they close things with some Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, a passionate Jared’s Minute, and some Will You Accept This Rose selections.
Feb 09, 2021
The Kiss-assery
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This week’s episode starts with a convo about Kaitlyn Bristowe’s tone-deaf post after Chelsea’s memorable moment about her hair last week. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared dive into this week’s episode, beginning with the bully purge as Victoria and Anna get the boot. They talk about Victoria’s memorable exit and what's going to happen for her after the show. They react to Matt taking Rachael on a crazy shopping spree (red bottoms what!) and the farm group date that resulted in MJ getting called out for causing a divide. Plus, they talk about Kit’s one-on-one and the showdown between MJ and Jessenia. Finally, they close the show with some Would You Rathers, their Top 3 of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, Jared’s Minute, and the “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.
Feb 02, 2021
Escort Me Straight To Hell
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Kay, Jared and Chris start by reacting to breaking news about Clare and Dale’s already too-public breakup featuring some *insider information* on how it really went down. Then they recap a messy week on the Bachelor: starting with the first ever “Name That Episode” competition and Katie's verbal domination of Victoria after Victoria picks yet another fight. Then they talk about Chris Harrison interrupting Victoria’s moment with Matt to bring some new women into the game, followed by her bizarre decision to snatch a crown right off Catalina's head. They also talk about the appearance of Ben Higgins on yet another embarrassing group date. Next, they dive into Anna calling Brittany an escort and all the drama that ensued before they ask whether or not Michelle’s one-on-one was the greatest first date in the show's history. Finally, they close things with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Jared’s Minute, and their personal “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.
Jan 26, 2021
Katie Reigns Supreme
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This week Jared, Kay and Chris kick things off with the conclusion of last weeks epic Rose Ceremony and ask whether or not the producers are behind Victoria making it through to another week. Then they dive into Ashley I’s erotica workshop, Chris Harrison’s bizarre book pitch, and Matt’s slam poetry attempt. Did one of the contestants just punch her ticket to the fantasy suites with her own erotica reading? They then discuss Sarah showing up to the group date, her clash with Victoria, and why everyone else was glad they didn’t have to do the dirty work themselves. Next, they talk about Serena P’s one-on-one date, Sarah finally showing up for the date card and her eventual awkward walk to the car. Finally, they close the episode with a game of Would You Rather, the Villain of the Week, their unanimous “Will You Accept This Rose” recipient, and “Jared’s Minute” featuring a rant about Matt’s insane kissing technique.
Jan 19, 2021
LET THEM EAT CAKE
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Kay and Chris are thrilled to announce the permanent addition of Jared Freid to the podcast, and start with a recap of this week’s episode of The Bachelor. They begin with Bri’s one-on-one hot tub date and Matt chopping wood without a shirt (and maybe no underwear). BTW, is Matt James the hottest Bachelor ever? Then they dive into Victoria getting into an epic fight with… everyone on the show. Next, they discuss this week’s group date (why does every group date involve getting dirty?), Sarah’s airplane ride, and the cliffhanger rose ceremony. Then they hand out some awards for the week, including their list of ‘Fantasy Suities’ featuring their top 3 contestants, some Would You Rather questions, and this week’s Biggest Villain. Finally, Jared closes things out with his biggest takeaway of the episode, and they hand out a rose to the person they each think came out on top in week 2.
Jan 12, 2021
Bachelor Premiere: The Queen’s Dildo Ft. Jared Freid
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To help recap the premiere of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by Jared Freid of the U Up? podcast. They start with their immediate reactions to the first episode (did the dildo deserve all that screen time?) and tell us which contestants were actually memorable enough to get mentioned by name. Next, they run through the limo introductions (and in some cases truck intros) and Kay reveals which girl was inspired by The Betchelor to audition for the show. Later, they discuss this season’s setting, the inclusion of a 21-year-old, and who they liked best. Finally, they speculate about more girls joining the show in future episodes and where things go from here.
Jan 05, 2021
The Winner Takes It All
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Kay and Chris return to recap the most unorthodox “Bachelorette” finale of all time. They begin by breaking down the world’s longest kiss on the franchise's most boring fantasy suite episode ever. Next they talk about Brendan’s odd ring shopping date with Neil who he was clearly discovering for the first time ever. Later they discuss how weird it was for Rachel Lindsey to show up unannounced. Finally they discuss how the show’s rules about eliminating contestants seems to have completely changed while none of us were paying attention. Ship: Update Ship today and let your friends take control of your dating life – because let’s be honest, we all could use a little help in that department. Download Ship in the app store to start getting matched today. Green Chef: Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that makes eating well easy and affordable with plans to fit every kind of lifestyle. Use code betchelor80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to GreenChef.com/betchelor80 to redeem and for more details.
Dec 23, 2020
Hometowns: Roses, Sweat, & Tears
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Kay and Chris return for a super sized recap covering hometown visits and the men tell all. They begin by discussing whether or not Tayshia is the realest Bachelorette in history after she makes no effort to conceal her lack of sexual chemistry with Blake. Next they breakdown the “Men Tell All” and whether or not this year’s had less drama than usual. Later they talk about the ionic flashback that exposed Blake’s boner date with Tayshia. Finally they give their opinions on the hometown dates, including Zac’s disastrous attempt to hail a cab in the streets of New York City. Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play
Dec 16, 2020
Tayshia Blink Twice If You Need Help
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This week Kay and Chris are back to recap a drama-filled episode of Tayshia’s “Bachelorette” season. They begin by trying to explain Bennett’s complete 180 from quirky fan favorite to frightening weirdo as Tayshia tries--unsuccessfully--to send him home. Next, they give their thoughts on the bizarre lie detector group date and how difficult it is to lie about your own name. Later, they discuss another huge moment for the franchise as Ben reveals his mental health struggles on national television. Finally, they decide if Tyler Cameron's thirst to be bachelor is starting to reveal itself.
Dec 09, 2020
Bennett is the American Psycho
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This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “I Don’t Get It” podcast, Ashley I. and Naz Perez for a recap of an episode from a seemingly short season for Tayshia. They begin by discussing how contestants are encouraged not to eat on camera after putting a massive spread in front of Tayshia and the men that went untouched. Next, they talk about Bennett’s evolution from a hilarious and self aware fan favorite to a full fledged American psycho. Later, they react to Ben revealing on national TV that he had an eating disorder and the importance of the moment overall for ABC. Finally, they breakdown how quickly Tayshia’s season is moving and how the rose ceremony seems to be a forgotten thing of the past. Home Chef: Home Chef is the #1 customer rated meal kit company. Go to HomeChef.com/betchelor for $60 off your first month! Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Caliper CBD: Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code BETCHELOR at TryCaliper.com/BETCHELOR. You can try Caliper CBD risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t love it they’ll give you a full refund! Parade: Get your own pairs of Parade now and use our promo code for 20% off your order at www.yourparade.com/BETCHELOR or use promo code BETCHELOR
Dec 02, 2020
Bennett Vs. Noah: The Fight We'll Never Care About
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Kay and Chris return to recap what may in fact be the most boring episode of “The Bachelorette” so far this season. They begin by asking whether or not “Dancing With The Stars” is rigged after Kaitlyn Bristowe edges out Nev for the top spot on the show. Next, they run down every painful moment that Kenny the boy band manager is on screen and explain why he’s the cringiest guy left on the season. Later, they react to ABC airing Ivan’s candid moment discussing police brutality and prison violence in regards to his formerly incarcerated brother. Finally, they discuss the teaser for Matt James’ season and try to figure out where in the New England hell it's being shot. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Bruush: Get 15% off your Brüush when you use promo code BETCHELOR at Bruush.com Parade: Get your own pairs of Parade now and use our promo code for 20% off your order at www.yourparade.com/BETCHELOR or use promo code BETCHELOR
Nov 25, 2020
Chasen Needs To Delete His Account
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This week Kay and Chris are joined by Maria and Fran of the “Chicks In The Office” podcast to recap week 2 of Tayshia’s official season. They begin by discussing how COVID has turned every group segment into a shirtless sport competition between the men. Next, they discuss how Chasen’s Tik Tok is proof enough that he’s clearly only on the show for followers. Later, they discuss Ed’s decision to not get in the ring with Chasen during the boxing match date. Finally, they discuss the tease for Matt James’ upcoming “Bachelor” season. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play Rory: Rory makes it simple to connect with a healthcare professional online, and see if personalized prescription skincare treatment is right for you. Go to hellorory.com/Betchelor to try the nightly defense for just $5. It’s free to chat with the doctor, and your first order is just $5! Faherty: Buying forever is the smartest way to shop, and now’s the smartest time to do it. Right now, you can get 25% off your next Faherty purchase when you go to FahertyBrand.com/BETCHELOR
Nov 18, 2020
Who TF Is Ed?
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This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “Your Favorite Thing” podcast, Wells Adams and Brandi Cyrus for a recap of Tayshia’s first episode of "The Bachelorette”. They begin by talking about how Tayshia’s arrival has breathed a breath of fresh air into the current cast of guys. Next they break down the new handful of guys added to the group with Tayshia taking the lead. Later they discuss Tayshia’s decision to skip the rose ceremony and the cocktail party. Finally they break down Tayshia’s first one on date with Brendan.
Nov 11, 2020
How To Lose 10 Guys In 1 Day
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Kay and Chris return after a long delayed episode of “The Bachelorette” to bring you a recap during the most chaotic season ever. They begin by discussing Chris Harrison’s BDE while confronting Clare about blowing up the show, next they give their mixed feelings on Dale’s proposal and Clare’s reaction, finally they discuss their predictions and hopes for Tayshia.
Nov 06, 2020
Can Someone get Yosef a Xanax?
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This week Kay and Chris are absolutely GAGGED after all the insane action on this week’s turning point episode of “The Bachelorette”. They begin by discussing Clare’s overall off putting rude behavior towards all the men that aren’t Dale. Next they discuss Clare’s very strange decision to smell Dale’s pants on national television. Later they discuss the one on date with Zach J and his horribly awkward and aggressive attempt to steal a kiss. Finally they discuss the tease of the century as Tayshia is finally poised to take over as the Bachelorette.
Oct 28, 2020
Who Runs The World? Dale.
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Kay and Chris are back to recap week two of the Bachelorette, starting with Clare forcing the love language thing a little too hard and touting her superhuman sense of smell (even though it failed her). Next, they talk about the awkward cocktail hour where no one wanted to steal Clare away from the group. Then they dive into the campfire moment that turned into a therapy session and the group date that turned into a game of strip dodgeball. They also react to Blake’s aggressive interruption (complete with a rejected kiss) and discuss how obvious Dale’s frontrunner status feels after only two episodes.
Oct 21, 2020
Bachelorette Premiere: Enough With The Clare Puns
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After what feels like a million year hiatus, Kay and Chris are finally back with a recap of the of the highly anticipated season premiere of “The Bachelorette”. They begin by breaking down the new quarantine friendly hotel accommodations for the cast members. Next they discuss why Clare’s behavior is rubbing them the wrong way. Later they discuss the male reveals including who was the weirdest (hint, it’s the guy that showed up in a straight jacket). Finally they discuss what the previews for future eps tell us about what could be the messiest season of the “Bachelorette” ever. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Home Chef: Home Chef is the #1 customer rated meal kit company. Go to HomeChef.com/betchelor for $60 off your first month! Ship: Update Ship today and let your friends take control of your dating life – because let’s be honest, we all could use a little help in that department. Download Ship in the app store to start getting matched today.
Oct 14, 2020
How Do I Get Verified On Instagram? Ft. Charles Porch
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With the “Bachelorette Premiere still a week away, Kay and Chris take some time to speak with Instagram’s VP of Global Partnerships, Charles Porch. They discuss the early days of celeb Instagram, what the IG verification process is actually like and how Charles onboarded the Pope in Italy after a party with Anna Wintour. Home Chef: Home Chef is the #1 customer rated meal kit company. Go to HomeChef.com/betchelor for $60 off your first month! e.l.f Cosmetics: e.l.f. Cosmetics is all about bringing the best of beauty to every eye, lip, and face. Get 25% off your e.l.f. purchase of $40 or more when you go to ELFCOSMETICS.com/betchelor and use promo code betchelor
Oct 07, 2020
Betchelor Matchmaker
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This week, Kay is en route to her new, better life in LA, so Chris is joined once again by Betchelor Breakdown writer, Dana Samuel. With the premiere of "The Bachelorette" still two weeks away, they fill the content wasteland with a new game called “Betchelor Matchmaker." Find out who Chris and Dana think would be the perfect match for Bachelor Nation stars like Eric Bigger, Bibiana, Tyler C, and so many more. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Brideside: Brideside was founded by women, for women. Visit brideside.com where you can sign up for a free stylist or book a showroom appointment if you’re in NY, Chicago, Charlotte & Boston! And don’t forget to use promo code BETCHESBRIDE for $20 off towards your bridesmaid dress
Sep 30, 2020
The Most Dramatic Showmance Ever Ft. Alan Bersten
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This week, with no “Bachelor” content in sight, Kay and Chris are joined by Alan Bersten of ABC's “Dancing With The Stars”. They discuss Alan’s recent throat tumor, what it was like to win the trophy alongside Betchelor favorite Hannah Brown, what it's like rehearsing for “Dancing With The Stars” in the age of COVID, and how exciting it is to be working with new dance partner Skai Jackson. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play Rory: Rory makes it simple to connect with a healthcare professional online, and see if personalized prescription skincare treatment is right for you. Go to hellorory.com/Betchelor to try the nightly defense for just $5. It’s free to chat with the doctor, and your first order is just $5! Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month.
Sep 23, 2020
We Fu*King Love New York
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As we await the new season of the Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by reality TV icon, Tiffany "New York" Pollard. They discuss Tiffany’s origin story of being discovered on the street in Hollywood, who her ideal brunch guests would be, and why it’s important to never stop living your truth.
Sep 15, 2020
The Betchelor: Greatest Douche of All Time
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Kay and Chris return after a Bachelor off week to serve you all the tea. They begin by breaking huge Betchelor news as Kay is officially moving to Los Angeles. Next they discuss the new trend of breaking the 4th wall popping up in reality TV. Finally they recap Juan Pablo’s season of The Greatest Of All Time and try to get to the bottom of whether or not he was the biggest douche in Bachelor history.
Sep 08, 2020
The Nap That Shook The World
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This week Kay and Chris return for an action packed week in Bachelor Nation. They begin by giving an update on Kay's post "The Feeling Is Virtual" relationship with Jake and whether or not the flame is still alive. Next they discuss the finally public breakup between Becca and Garrett and why they're happy to see it end. Finally they recap Nick Viall's season and explain why it's the first cast of the social media era.
Sep 01, 2020
Reality Shows Gone Wild
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Kay and Chris return on another Bachelor Nation off week to fill the void with content. They begin by discussing the wildly confusing “Bachelorette” promo that features Clare who is very publicly no longer the Bachelorette. Next they spill all the tea happening with Dorinda Medley’s decision to exit “Real Housewives of New York”. Finally they break down their favorite characters from "Selling Sunset".
Aug 25, 2020
Should I Start An OnlyFans? Ft. Connor Saeli
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Kay and Chris return on a week without a “Bachelor” episode to do their duty and serve you content. They’re joined by Connor Saeli who shares his experience visiting the Hype House in LA, what it’s like to be roomies with Mike Johnson, and the inspiration for starting his own wellness company. Connor also reveals why it’s no big deal to facetime your ex.
Aug 18, 2020
Jason Walked So Ari And Peter Could Fall
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Kay and Chris return to spill the tea on everything happening in Bachelor Nation. They begin by discussing the drama that went down on “The Feeling Is Virtual”’s reunion. Next they discuss the leaked text convos from Bachelor Suitcase Guy that depict the chaos of filming of the new season of "The Bachelorette”. Finally they recap Jason Mesnick’s season of “The Greatest Of All Time” and try to figure out which camera phone from the early 2000s they shot the footage on. 
Aug 11, 2020
We Finally Got Mike Johnson on the Podcast!
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Kay and Chris are joined by Mike Johnson for a very special episode where they discuss everything from the lack of diversity in all of the GOAT episodes, if Mike would ever return to the show, what the hell is happening in Palm Springs, and if they'll be seeing Clare or Taysha when we finally get to see this season of the Bachelorette. Mike then gets into his new book, Making the Love You Want, what inspired it, who it's for, and what his plans for the future look like.
Aug 06, 2020
MORE MAN DRAMA
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Kay and Chris return to bring you up to speed on everything happening in Bachelor Nation. They begin by previewing the reunion episode of “The Feeling Is Virtual” and what you can expect to see when Kay and the guys get back together. Next they discuss the Bachelorette about-face in which Tayshia will be replacing Clare who is suddenly engaged. Later they break down all the drama of Ali‘s episode of “The Greatest Ever”.
Aug 04, 2020
Catching Up With Eric Bigger And Chris Randone
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Kay and Chris are joined by “Bachelor” alum Chris Randone and Eric Bigger for a special bonus episode. They discuss diversity (or lack thereof) in Bachelor Nation, whether or not they would want to be a part of a “Bachelorette” season filmed during quarantine , and their new book “TRANS·FOR·MA·TION: Change your Mindset, Change your Energy, Change Your Life”.
Aug 01, 2020
Re-Run of a Re-Run!?
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This week, Kay is off so Chris is joined by writer of the Betchelor Breakdown, Dana Samuel. They begin by discussing why ABC couldn’t loosen the purse strings enough to debut a new “Greatest of All Time” season instead of re-running a re-run. Next they discuss what a new “Bachelorette” season might look like as it’s being filmed during quarantine. Finally Dana and Chris reveal all the TV they're watching instead of 3-hour “Bachelor” re-run programming. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play
Jul 28, 2020
Petty Little Liars
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Kay and Chris are back after a week off of “Bachelor” content. They begin by discussing Kay’s upcoming meet the parents date and what to expect on “the feeling is virtual”. Next they spill the tea on the rumored Lucy Hale/Colton Underwood romance. Later they give their opinions on the resurgence of the “Bachelor Pad”’s very 90s segment about throwing eggs at ugly women. Finally they recap the very slow and uneventful season of Brad Womack. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Brideside: Brideside was founded by women, for women. Get started on Brideside.com and sign up for a free bridal or bridesmaid stylist.
Jul 21, 2020
REALITY SHOWS WE’RE WATCHING THAT AREN’T THE BACHELOR
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Kay and Chris return to give you your “Bachelor” fix on a week with no TV episode. With both of them stranded in suburbia for the time being, they’ve become certified reality TV experts. Chris begins by explaining why RHONY is the best alternative to the Bachelor, but why “Real Housewives of Potomac” is the best Bravo franchise. Next Kay reveals just how much “Love Island” she’s been watching and why it’s worth the watch. Finally they discuss their love for “Vanderpump Rules” despite its recent problematic storylines and lack of diversity. ThirdLove: ThirdLove knows there’s a perfect bra for everyone, so right now they are offering my listeners 15% off your first order! Go to ThirdLove.com/BETCHELOR now to find your perfect-fitting bra. Brideside: Brideside was founded by women, for women. Get started on Brideside.com and sign up for a free bridal or bridesmaid stylist. Green Chef: Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that makes eating well easy and affordable with plans to fit every kind of lifestyle. Use code betchelor80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to GreenChef.com/betchelor80 to redeem and for more details.
Jul 14, 2020
The First Bachelor Just Wanted To Get Laid
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Kay and Chris return from the holiday weekend only a little hung over. They start by talking about their 4th of July weekend and what to expect on the upcoming episode of “The Feeling Is Virtual”. Next they discuss just how far fashion has come since the first season of “The Bachelor” in 2002. Later they discuss how Cassie totally dodged her breakup details with Chris Harrison. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Brideside: Brideside was founded by women, for women. Get started on Brideside.com and sign up for a free bridal or bridesmaid stylist.
Jul 08, 2020
Chad Johnson Needs A Chaperone
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Kay and Chris return to keep quarantine 2020 filled with “Bachelor” content. They begin by recapping all the action on “The Feeling Is Virtual” and who Kay is vibing with. Next they breakdown Jojo’s season from from beginning to end. Later they discuss Chad Johnson’s evolution from Bachelor contestant to eccentric porn star. Finally they discuss Sarah Hyland’s cheeky plug to vote that clearly made Chris Harrison uncomfortable.
Jun 30, 2020
Dean & Caelynn vs. The Government
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Kay and Chris return fresh off of all the action on “The Feeling Is Virtual”. Kay may still be quarantined but her virtual dating life is thriving and on the internet for all to watch. Next they discuss feeling bad for taking sweet, sweet Ben Higgins for granted as one of the all time good guy Bachelors. Later they revisit Ben’s season and all of the ridiculous antics that unfolded during it. Finally they discuss Dean and Caelynn and whether or not they believe Caelynn is even happy. BetterHelp: Join over 800,000 people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month.
Jun 23, 2020
America Is Hot For Matt James
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Kay and Chris are back to break down everything happening in “Bachelor” nation this week. They begin by celebrating the casting of the first ever black bachelor, Matt James. Next they reveal their “Bachelor- Greatest of All Time” POC screen time counter which clocked in at a whopping 3 minutes and 15 seconds. Later they discuss why Chris Harrison is still interviewing cast members from Pete’s season when the rest of the world wants it to go away forever. Finally they preview Betches’ first ever dating show “The Feeling Is Virtual”. Siesta Key: Siesta Key returns to heat up the summer with new episodes premiering on MTV Tuesday, June 16th at 8p ET/PT. Catch up on the latest season now on MTV.com, the MTV app or On Demand. Bright Cellars: Bright Cellars is the personalized wine subscription company that matches you to wines based on your tastes. All you have to do is take a 30 second quiz and their algorithm matches you to wines you'll love! Go to brightcellars.com/betchelor to receive 50% off your first 6-bottle box. Ship: Update Ship today and invite your friends to join your Ship Party – because let’s be honest, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram is not productive. BUT finding a date with the help of your crew is. Download Ship in the app store to start getting matched today.
Jun 16, 2020
The Whitest Seasons Ever
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Kay and Chris are back after a tumultuous and emotional week for “Betchelor Nation”. They begin by praising Ben Higgins’ discouraging message to All Lives Matter commenters on his Instagram posts. Next they discuss Garrett’s suspect multicolored fist emoji post and his follow up “thin blue line” post. Finally they discuss this week’s 3 hour “Bachelor- Greatest Seasons Ever” episode and kept track of how much airtime Black women got during the 3 hour episode MTV’s Double Shot at Love: Don’t miss the new season of Double Shot at Love, Thursday June 11th at 9/8 central, only on MTV BetterHelp: Join over 800,000 people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month.
Jun 09, 2020
Black Lives Matter
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This week Kay and Chris take a break from their typical ‘Bachelor’ content to address the current social climate and nationwide protests over the murder of George Floyd. They begin by sharing their own feelings on racial discrimination and their own experiences with it. Next they discuss the nation’s response to the Black Lives Matter movement including people’s social media activity and acknowledgement (or lack thereof) of the glaring problem in America. Finally they discuss Hannah Brown’s heartfelt apology to ‘Bachelor’ fans. FIGS: Whether you’re an amazing frontline responder or someone who wants to say thank you with a set of scrubs, FIGS has your back with 15% off when you go to wearFIGS.com and enter promo code THEBETCHELOR15 at checkout. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play Obé Fitness: Sign up for your 7-day free trial at obefitness.com and use promo code BETCHELOR to get 30% off your first month!
Jun 03, 2020
10 Cringiest Bachelor Moments Of All Time
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This week Kay and Chris return to give you content in the middle of a “Bachelor” desert. With “The Bachelor Most Unforgettable-Ever”, still a few weeks away, they give you a full breakdown of their top 10 all time moments from the show. Listen as they revisit classic(ish) memories like Colton’s fence jump, Ben Flajnik’s kissing lesson and so many more. Betterhelp: Join over 800,000 people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month.
May 27, 2020
LTYH Finale & Stop Defending Hannah B
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This week Kay and Chris get to a quiet place in their quarantined homes to bring you the final recap ever of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing Hannah B's hollow apology after a controversy on Tik Tok. Next they discuss the romantic mismatch of Rudi and Matt who are clearly not into one another but want to win the show anyway. Then they discuss the very plausible theory that ABC injected her with CoronaVirus to make her more relevant for her appearance as a guest judge. Finally they discuss Kaitlyn Bristowe’s new song and how good it is considering no one knew she was a singer.
May 19, 2020
Is It Over Yet?
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This week Kay and Chris recap week 5 of ‘Listen To Your Heart’. They begin by discussing the mystery of how the show got such an insanely large budget for cover songs and tour busses. Later they discuss Rudy and Matt’s obscure date at a Shaggy concert that none of us seem to understand. Finally they commend Ashlee Simpson for her first public appearance since 2006 and her ability to feel comfortable judging a singing competition despite getting caught lip synching on national television.
May 12, 2020
You’re Not Doing Amazing Sweetie
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Kay and Chris are back to break down week 5 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing Peter and Kelley’s official announcement of their relationship and why Kelly shouldn’t be so excited about it. Next they discuss the announcement that the ‘Bachelorette’ will be back as soon as possible, no matter what. Later they recap this week’s ‘Listen To Your Heart’ including the episodes highs and lows and whether or not it’s ever ok to call someone you like ‘sweetie’. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Trust me, with over 100 million downloads, this 5-star rated mobile puzzle game is a must play! Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play.
May 05, 2020
Is Julia the Zodiac Killer?
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This week Kay is joined by new Betchelor Co-Host, Chris Burns (aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw) to recap week 3 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by revealing that they finally understand the premise of the show after 2 weeks of programming. Next they discuss whether or not Julia is the Zodiac killer after her full blown spiral on national television. Later they grade the guest appearances by stars like Jason Mraz and Kesha.
Apr 28, 2020
Do We Like Listen To Your Heart Or Are We Just Bored?
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Kay and Derek are back to break down week 2 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing a 2 year old Jenna Cooper scandal that’s surfaced despite her relevancy having run it’s course. Next they talk about Madi throwing shade at Peter on Tik Tok and whether or not Barb might have seen it. Later they talk about whether the new mansion is better or worse than the Bachelor mansion. Finally they give their reactions to all the drama on episode 2 of “Listen To Your Heart”.
Apr 21, 2020
Listen To Your Heart Premiere: Bachelor Karaoke
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Kay and Derek are back to break down the first episode of the highly anticipated “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by running down their first impression of the roster and they all look pretty normal over all. Next they discuss whether or not the contestants actually understand the premise of the show in the first place. Finally they discuss why the hell there are so many John Mayer songs getting performed.
Apr 14, 2020
Betchelor In Quarantine
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Kay and Derek return for week 4 of ‘Betchelor’ In Quarantine. They begin by giving an update on Colton’s coronavirus recovery. Next they discuss Hannah B fleeing the quarantine crew and heading back to Alabama. Finally they break down the men of “Listen To Your Heart” and get to the bottom of whether or not you can be an American Folk singer without having a giant beard.
Apr 08, 2020
Isolation Games
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Kay and Derek return for week 3 of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by revealing what they’re watching during social distancing in the absence of new ‘Bachelor’ content. Next they discuss ABC’s decision to re-run old seasons of the Bachelor during quarantine. Finally they break down the list of female contestants revealed for “Listen To Your Heart” and who could be the break out stars of the season.
Apr 01, 2020
Bachelor Superlatives 2020
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Kay and Derek return for week two of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by discussing Colton’s positive Coronavirus test and ‘Bachelor’ nation’s official quaruntine crew, Tyler C and Hannah B. Next, Kay unveils Betches’ new live reality show, “The Betchelorette: Isolation Games”, as well as the type of guys that may have an advantage in the competition. Later they give their superlatives for Pilot Pete’s season.
Mar 25, 2020
We Want Answers About Tyler and Hannah
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Kay and Derek return in spite of quarantine to keep you updated on everything happening in ‘Bachelor’ Nation. They begin by discussing how Corona Virus self distancing has affected their day to day lives since last week’s episode. Next they discuss Kay’s recent breakup and how she’s been getting through it. Later they discuss the much predicted breakup between Pete and Maddy as well as Pete and Hannah Anne’s breakup. Finally they discuss Tyler Cameron and Hannah B social distancing from everyone else but each other.
Mar 19, 2020
Barb’s Just Not That Into You
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Kay and Derek return to break down the epic finale to Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing their emotional 180 on their feelings on Pete’s family from positive, to pretty damn negative. Next they discuss how weird it is that the people on the show keep referencing past seasons. Later they discuss whether or not Peter was actually mature enough to handle being the Bachelor in the first place. Finally they scoff at Pete’s reckless decision to spend less than a full minute to choose an engagement ring for his awkward proposal to Hannah Ann.
Mar 11, 2020
The Real Housewives Of Peter Reunion
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Kay and Derek are back to recap week 9 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by giving their reactions to the announcement of the new Bachelorette, Clare Crowley. Next they discuss Peter’s hesitant attempt to talk through his difficult decision with Chris Harrision. Later they break down the women tell all which re-hashed all the drama from the entire season. Finally they give their thoughts on Victoria F’s hot seat moment and whether or not the build up in the episode was worth it.
Mar 03, 2020
To All The Girls Pete’s F*cked Before
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This week Kay and Derek are joined by “Bachelor” new comer, Slutty Puffin, to break down week 8 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with a recap of the Gold Coast trip, and Kay attempts to pull off an Australian accent. Next, they discuss whether Pete and Victoria’s raw emotion for each other actually makes them polar opposites. After that they discuss whether or not Madison will be back next week, and why she’s still on the show in the first place. The trio shares their thoughts and expectations. Finally, they dive into the hot and steamy world of fantasy suite dates and the ultimatums that come with them.
Feb 25, 2020
What The Victoria F. Is Going On?
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This week, Derek is back with Kay after an episode off to break down week 7 of Pilot Pete’s season. They start by discussing why on earth Pete was hanging out with Kylie Jenner and Olivia Jade over this past weekend. Next they discuss the fact that it doesn’t seem like the audience is rooting for any of the girls to win OR be the Bachelorette. Then they discuss Peter’s decision to write a love letter back to Hannah Ann and whether or not he dotted his “I”s with hearts. Later they discuss everything that happened on the hometown dates. Finally they talk about Victoria F’s problematic past and how she managed to stay on the show.
Feb 18, 2020
23 and Pete featuring Jared Freid
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This week Derek is away, so Kay is joined by comedian and ‘Bachelor’ junkie, Jared Freid to break down week 6 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by talking about the possibility that this may, in fact, be the actual most dramatic season ever. Next they discuss the absurd hill running 1 on 1 date between Kelsey and Pilot Pete. Then they discuss the many moods and never ending spiral of Victoria F. Finally they discuss Peter’s mom stirring the pot and being too problematic for her own good.
Feb 11, 2020
Throw The Whole Season Away
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This week Kay and Derek strap in for an epic double episode recapping the monster 5 hour week 5 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with Kay’s Bachelor scoop that she learned from David the chicken man at a Superbowl Party. Next they discuss Pete’s poor showing in the opening rose ceremony and why he just can’t stop apologizing. Then they break down all of the drama and emotions flying in Costa Rica. Finally they discuss the peculiar fake telenovela date in Chile.
Feb 06, 2020
Ohio Is For Liars Ft. Ashley I
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Kay and Derek are back for week 4 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing the new Bachelor themed tv shows and a possible return of “Winter Games”. Next they discuss all the super fun dates in beautiful and exotic Cleveland, Ohio. Later they try to decode Chase Rice’s new song to figure out if it’s about Victoria. Finally Kay is joined by Ashley I to discuss her honeymoon, her sex life ,and more.
Jan 28, 2020
The Lingery Finasco
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Kay and Derek are back to break down episode 3 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing Colton’s strange text farming tweets. Next they discuss Pete’s date with Victoria and her admission to preferring red wine despite ordering white wine. Then they break down the Hannah Ann/ Kelsey reconciliation over last week’s champagne-gate. Later they talk about Demi’s confusing pajama pillow fight group date. Finally they give their reactions to who stayed and who went home during this week’s rose ceremony.
Jan 21, 2020
Champagne-Gate 2020
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Kay and Derek are back to break down episode 2 of Pilot Pete’s season. They start with a Bachelor Nation round up which includes them expressing their sympathy for Jed who they feel is getting a little too much flack for last season’s hiccup and Colton’s weird sponsorship deal. Next they discuss this week’s episode opening with Hannah B’s presence continuing to be a major source of drama for Pilot Pete. Then they discuss Kelsey’s prized bottle of champagne being stolen and used against her by Hannah Anne. Later they talk about the group date which is eventually won by Hannah Anne who just can’t stop collecting w’s this week. Finally they close out the show with their Skinny Pop moments of the week.SkinnyPop: Register now for Betchelor Fantasy by Betches, presented by SkinnyPop for a chance to win prizes each week! Just go to betchelorfantasy.betches.com ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/BETCHELOR now to find your perfect-fitting bra… and get 15% off your first purchase Ship: The hook your friends up app  Download our dating app at betches.co/SHIP to start finding matches today
Jan 14, 2020
Bachelor Premiere: Get Hannah Brown Waterproof Mascara ft. Blake Horstmann
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Bachelor Nation is back and so are Kay and Derek. They start by breaking down some of the storylines surrounding Bachelor alum including Jade Roper’s Tolbert million dollar Draft Kings scandal. Next they are joined by Blake Horstmann who explains how he got his infamous black eye in Times Square on NYE. Then it’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Kay and Derek’s recap of night one for Pilot Pete and a breakdown of all the ladies in the house. Finally they discuss the group date and Kelly’s controversial cheat. Thanks to our sponsors! Get scrubs that are stylish and functional for the people who deserve it most. Head to wearfigs.com and enter code THEBETCHELOR at checkout for 15% off your first purchase Visit brideside.com where you can sign up for a free stylist, or book a showroom appointment if you're in NY, Chicago, Charlotte or Boston
Jan 07, 2020
How Many Flight Attendants Is Too Many Flight Attendants: Cast Breakdown
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Kay and Derek are back together to preview the upcoming season of The Bachelor. They start the show with some stories about meeting the Betchelor audience and hanging with former contestants. Then they dive into the new cast, talking about all the flight attendants and pageant girls this season. They talk about how Pilot Pete will hold up under pressure and whether or not the girls are going to run the show this time around. Next, they break down ever picture and bio for all the girls this season, with predictions for how everyone will perform. Finally, they close the show with an exciting announcement about what’s to come for The Betchelor podcast the season.
Dec 18, 2019
Real Men Watch The Bachelor Ft. Matt Paré
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This week Kay is joined by her boyfriend (and recent Bachelor convert) Matt Paré to talk about being a new member of Bachelor Nation. They start with the story of how they first met and became a couple, then answer some questions for Matt from the Betchelor community. Next, it’s time for another “Who Even are You?” all about Matt’s life, career, and Bachelor fandom. They talk about the editing techniques used to make the Bachelor as compelling as it is, the craziest moments from the past year, and some of the best people to come out of the franchise. Matt tells us what it’s like to be in a fantasy league with all former Bachelor cast members. Then they close out the show with a conversation about former athletes appearing on the show and how that gives you an edge when competing for someone’s heart.
Dec 03, 2019
Hannah Really Is That Betch Ft. Sharleen Joynt
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This week Derek is joined by Sharleen Joynt from Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor. They start the show by spilling some Bachelor nation tea, including how Tyler C came into contact with the Kardashian world. Next, they share their reaction to the brand new trailer for the upcoming Bachelor season. They talk about Hannah Brown’s shocking appearance and speculate as to whether she’ll actually enter the house. Then it’s time for a round of “Who Even are You?” all about Sharleen’s life both on and off the show. They talk about how she ended up in the cast, life after The Bachelor, and building a career as an opera singer.
Nov 27, 2019
What’s Next For Demi and Kristian? Ft. Diggy Moreland
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Kay and Derek are joined by former Bachelorette and Paradise cast member Diggy Moreland. They start the show with a conversation about seeing yourself as a meme and interacting with fans. Then they dive into the People’s Choice Awards, Hannah’s season taking home the trophy, and all the Bachelor Nation people in attendance. Next, they talk about Demi and Kristian’s breakup and the fallout that ensued. Could any of the rumors about Demi and other cast members be true? Diggy gives a recap of running the NY City Marathon alongside Tyler C. They ask “Who Even are You?” with a series of questions for Diggy about his personal life, sneaker addiction, and Bachelor background. Finally, they close the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker.
Nov 12, 2019
Do People Even Like Reality Steve?
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Kay is joined once again by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) to talk about the latest drama keeping Bachelor Nation in the news. They kick off the episode with a recap of Kay’s recent trip to Paris where she tried out restaurants that she discovered via Bachelor alum Instagram posts. At 6:30 they catch up on breakup drama from the last few weeks, including the inevitable split of Tayshia and JPJ. Also, WTF is going on with Demi and Kristian? At 12:50 they discuss Hannah B’s successful Dancing With The Stars journey and her dance-partner-turned-love-interest. At 22:50 they run through Bachelor Nation’s Halloween costumes from the past weekend, including Dean and Caelynn swapping looks and Jordan as the iconic piñata. At 29:40 Kay asks Chris “Who Even Are You?” with a list of Bachelor fandom questions. SPOILER ALERT At 38:40 they close out the episode by diving into the enigma that is Reality Steve, all the tea he can’t stop spilling, and the latest rumors about one of the girls from the upcoming season.
Oct 31, 2019
Bachelors Get Stitches
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Kay and Derek return from their post Bachelor In Paradise break for an update all on things Bachelor. At 5:00 they recaps their dinner with Tyler Cameron and a handful of other “Bachelor” boys. At 15:00 they investigate Kaitlyn Bristowe’s claims that “Bachelor Creator”, Mike Fleiss hates women after her “Dancing With The Stars Snub”. At 21:40 they break down the Raven Gates, Rachel Lindsay beef. At 24:00 they debut their new interview segment, “Who Even Are You?”, and explain Kay’s origin story.
Oct 10, 2019
The Betchies: First Annual Betchelor Awards
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Kay and Derek are back with the first ever Betchelor Awards, crowning the best and worst of all three franchises from the past year. They start with the latest in Bachelor Nation news before diving into our award recipients, starting with the Betchies for hottest cast members of 2019. They break down the recent Bachelor in Paradise drama and reflect all the way back to Colton’s iconic fence jump. From the saddest breakup to the best clap back, the people of Instagram voted and delivered. They close out the episode with the best Cringe Harrison Award moments of the year.
Sep 26, 2019
Paradise Finale: Stagecoach Class of 2019
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Kay and Derek are joined by Bachelor expert Brett Vergara to talk about Week 7 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a Review for the Right Reasons and some Bachelor tea. At 18:30 they discuss part one of this week's episode, including all the engagements, break-ups, and what went down between Nicole and Clay. At 35:10 they dive into the cast reunion, starting with some behind-the-scenes details from Derek about what you didn’t get to see. They discuss every visit to the hot seat and break down Kristian’s touching proposal to Demi. Next, they react to Pilot Pete getting named the next Bachelor and tell us what it was like in the studio when the selection was announced. At 1:15:40 they share their salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week and tell us their Cringe Harrison Award winner. Finally, they finish the show with an exciting announcement about what’s to come on The Betchelor Podcast and how you can get involved. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Sep 18, 2019
Paradise Week 6: ...And None For Luke S.
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Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 6 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start things with an Ariana Grande-themed tribute to the podcast and a preview of finale week. At 6:15 they discuss night-one of the week and how things turned out with Dean and Caelynn. At 15:00 they talk about Chris and Katie’s date and how little we actually get to see of that relationship. They also discuss the Bri and Matt connection that everyone apparently missed until now, and break down the awkward prom JPJ planned for Taysha. Is this guy the biggest try-hard in Paradise? At 37:45 they dive into night-two and all the “conversations” that take place when things are coming to a close in Paradise. They recap where each of the couples stand at this point and tell us which ones have a chance to stay together long-term. Then at 46:20 they talk about the painful rose ceremony where Luke S. got rejected by literally everyone. Finally, they offer their salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week and hand out the Cringe Harrison Award. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Sep 11, 2019
Paradise Week 5: The One With Adam, Raven and Amanda Stanton
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Kay and Derek are joined by Paradise alums Adam Gottschalk, Raven Gates and Amanda Stanton to talk about Week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a preview of Amanda’s book and an amazing listener review set to Old Town Road. At 9:00 they dive into night-one of the week, starting with Blake drama, a behind-the-scenes take on his Stagecoach hook ups, and a conversation about how to get screen time. They also discuss Taysha sparing JPJ’s feelings and Derek’s attempt to smooth things over. At 41:30 they talk about Derek’s connection with Taysha, his exit from the show, and what it’s like to arrive back home. At 59:00 they talk about night-two, starting with Matt finally kissing Sydney and the hilarious montage that followed. Then they break down Dean’s return to the show, his free spirited van-life, and the desperate plea for Caelynn to leave Paradise with him. Do these two have any chance at a real future together? Next, they share their salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week, then close out the week with their Cringe Harrison Award winners. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Sep 04, 2019
Paradise Week 4: JPJ Hates Our Podcast Ft. Wells Adams
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Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 4 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a recap of Tyler C’s visit to the Betches office, the Dirty Dancing lift he performed with Kay, and the near-hug that she’ll never live down. At 7:55 they talk about night-one of this week in Paradise, including Derek getting buried in the sand, the love triangle between Blake, Caitlin and Kristina, and JPJ’s weak stomach. Can this guy eat anything other than chicken nuggets? They also discuss Derek’s heart-to-heart with Taysha and all the surprises that took place at the rose ceremony. At 40:00 they talk about night-two, starting with Dean dropping a bombshell on the girl he just threw a birthday party for, and a recap of Chris and Krystal’s wedding. At 54:45 they finally dive into the explosive fight between Derek and JPJ, including Derek’s explanation for why JPJ acted the way he did and couldn’t stop mentioning this podcast. Next, they share their salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week, followed by the Cringe Harrison Award winner. At 1:19:40 Derek is joined by Wells Adams to talk about their original Bachelorette season together, how they each ended up on the show, and how they eventually became close friends. Plus, they break down all the drama that’s gone down this season in Paradise and predict who will be back next season. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Aug 28, 2019
Paradise Week 3: Love Is Love Is Paradise Ft. Jordan Kimball
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Kay and Derek are are joined by our very own Chris Burns to talk about Week 3 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show by singing a listener-submitted tribute to the podcast. At 5:40 they dive into the piñata fight between Jordan and Christian. Did Nicole just make this all about herself? At 10:10 they discuss Cam going into manipulation mode with Onyeka. They talk about the arrival of Caitlin, her date with Blake, and the sudden obsession with Stagecoach. Plus, they break down the arrival of Hannah B and her heart to heart conversation with Demi. Are you impressed with the way Demi is handling the situation? At 44:50 they’re joined by Jordan Kimball to talk about his abrupt exit from the show. He spills some tea on the Stagecoach drama, dishes on Christian’s motivation, and tells us what was actually in the piñata. At 1:02:00 they discuss night two of Paradise, including Chris Harrison’s conversation with Demi and a rocky boat ride. At 1:20:10 they finally talk about Derek’s emotional reaction to what went down with Demi and he tells us how he really felt in that moment. They finish out the show with some salty, sweet and cheesy moments and the Cringe Harrison Award of the week. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Aug 21, 2019
Paradise Week 2: Mustaches, Mayors And Mike, Oh My
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Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise. Derek tells us what it’s like to watch himself on the show and admits to losing sleep this week. At 6:20 they spill the weekly tea on Bachelor Nation news, including Jared and Ashley’s wedding and the latest on Tyler and Gigi. At 9:30 they discuss night-one of the week where Derek gave Demi the first rose, Cam forced himself to cry, and Dylan awkwardly interrupted Blake and Hannah. Plus, they talk about the tension between Mike and Cam, and recap what went down with Katie and Wills. At 41:45 they dive into night-two, including a conversation about slut-shaming and the purity of Dylan. They also talk about the arrival of an unrecognizable Dean and reflect on Derek’s tender moment with Demi. At 1:09:05 they finally discuss the shocking fight between Jordan and Christian. Will Jordan be sent home next week? They finish out the show with the salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week, and their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Aug 14, 2019
Paradise Week 1: Dirty Sheets & Blake’s Receipts
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Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 1 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start with an amazing poem for the Right Reasons Review of the week. Then they update us on the status of Tyler and Hannah and share the gossip about his relationship with Gigi Hadid. At 8:30 Derek explains why he chose to return to Paradise and talks about the challenge of maintaining perspective after you finish one of these shows. At 11:10 they dive into the season premiere and offer a refresher on what each cast member is best remembered for. At 21:00 they talk about some of the most awkward moments of the week, plus Derek describes what the initial meeting on the beach is really like. Next, they dive into the drama between Caelynn and Blake. Are you okay with Blake reacting the way he did? At 38:25 they talk about Derek’s make-out scene with Demi. At 46:15 they discuss Annaliese getting involved in other people’s business. Is it ever a good idea to insert yourself into other relationships at Paradise? They offer up the salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week and the Cringe Harrison Award winner. Then they close out the show with an update on Instagram posts from Blake about his interactions with Caelynn. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Aug 07, 2019
Bachelorette Finale: May The Beast Be With You
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Kay and Derek are back to discuss the finale to Hannah’s season of The Bachelorette. They start out with the Right Reasons Review of the week and talk about going to a fan viewing party. At 11:45 they dive into the finale, beginning with the moment she sent Pilot Pete home, the truth about what went down in the windmill, and Pete’s parents cheering him on. At 22:00 they discuss the final two guys meeting Hannah’s parents and recap Tyler’s arc over on this season. Next, they talk about Hannah’s embarrassing fall and difficult final decision. At 40:40 they finally discuss Jed bringing his guitar to the proposal and getting confronted about having a girlfriend outside the show. Plus, they debate whether or not Tyler and Hannah will actually get together after it’s all over. They close things out with the salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week, and share the final Cringe Harrison Award of the season.   Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Jul 31, 2019
Pride And Pettiness: The Men Tell All
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Kay is joined by Chris Burns and Jessie Jolles from the Betches office to break down this season’s Men Tell All, starting with their reaction to the new Bachelor in Paradise trailer. They discuss the live Bachelor tour that’s coming to a town near you. At 18:35 they dive into the Men Tell All show and share some of their favorite moments. They tell us which Pixar character Luke looks exactly like and how Hannah might have trolled him about it. Next, they talk about how Luke dominated this entire episode and speculate on what happened during that weird commercial break. At 47:00 they finish the show with the salty, sweet and cheesy moments of the week, plus their Cringe Harrison Award winners.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Jul 23, 2019
Fantasy Suites: Jesus Take The Windmill
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Kay and Derek are back for fantasy suites and start the show with a hilarious listener review. At 7:30 they discuss Pilot Pete’s ex-girlfriend dragging him in a recent article. They also react to the brand new Paradise trailer. At 27:50 they dive into this week’s episode, beginning with Pete’s underwhelming boat date. Why don’t any of these final three guys actually have something meaningful to say? Next, they talk about Tyler’s lack of emotional connection with Hannah on his date. Should we be shocked that she didn’t end up choosing to sleep with him? Then they cover Luke P’s constant pouting, visit to the fantasy suite, and subsequent meltdown. At 49:00 they discuss Luke’s pathetic use of his religion as a weapon. Then they finish the show with the most memorable moments of the week and their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Jul 16, 2019
Hometowns: Pete’s Dad Is Too Pure For This World
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Kay and Derek are back to talk about the hometowns episode of The Bachelorette. They start with the trip to meet Pilot Pete’s family in California. Is this the sweetest family in the history of the show? At 12:30 they move on to Tyler C’s date and ask if there’s any emotional connection between these two. Next, they discuss Luke P’s hometown visit and all the red flags that came along with it. What do the people in his bible study group think of him now that the show has aired? At 32:10 they cover Jed’s hometown and the elephant in the room. Why does she still need validation from his family if they made it this far? At 45:00 they recap Hannah’s breakdown at the rose ceremony and her ultimate cop out. Then they close out the show with the sweetest, saltiest and cheesiest moments of the week, plus their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!   BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/Betchelor and enter discount code Betchelor for 10% off your first month!   Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/Betchelor and use code Betchelor for 50% off your first month!
Jul 09, 2019
Dry Heaving On A Horse In Amsterdam
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Kay and Derek are back to break down the Bachelorette’s trip to Amsterdam. They start with updates on the two guys who entered the house with girlfriends at home, and discuss all the toxic masculinity going on this season. Is this the bro-iest season in the history of the show? At 10:20 they break down the show going to Amsterdam and how obvious it is that Jed has never travelled in his life. At 22:00 they discuss all the dry heaving that happened on Hannah and Tyler’s date. They cover Mike getting cut from the show and speculate about what’s next for him. Then they dive into the showdown between Garrett and Luke, including the moment when bologna got thrown around. Plus, they discuss Luke trying to use his faith to manipulate Hannah. At 53:00 they close out the show with the best and worst moments of the week and the Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsors!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!   BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/Betchelor and enter discount code Betchelor for 10% off your first month!
Jul 02, 2019
Is Hannah Dickmatized By Luke P? Ft. Brandi Cyrus
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Kay and Derek are joined by Brandi Cyrus to break down this week’s Bachelorette drama. They start off with Derek’s return from filming Bachelor in Paradise and recap what he missed while he was away, including Jed’s shady move. At 11:53 they dive into Hannah and Garrett bungee jumping naked. Does anybody think that counts as a sexy date? They revisit last week’s weird recap scene and share conspiracy theories on what that was all about. At 22:45 they discuss the group date and Luke P’s possessive behavior. Is Hannah just keeping Luke P around because she’s dickmatized? They talk about some of the surprise roses handed out tonight and share the best and worst moments of the episode, then close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winner.   Thanks to our sponsor!   SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Jun 25, 2019
Thirty, Flirty & Unemployed Ft. Grant Eckel
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Kay is joined by Bachelorette contestant Grant Eckel to spill some tea and talk about his recent departure from the show. He reacts to the crazy news story about Jed, explains how he was originally cast on the show, and tells us what Hannah was really like. Plus, Kay and Grant play a game of Red Flag or Dealbreaker. Thanks to our sponsor! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com!
Jun 19, 2019
Derek Goes To Paradise Ft. Caila Quinn
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Kay is joined by Caila Quinn of Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor to discuss last night’s episode. They start off with a huge announcement about where Derek has been the last two weeks. Then they break down the newly-announced cast of Bachelor in Paradise. At 10:35 they dive into the latest Bachelorette drama, beginning with Hannah and Luke P’s never-ending date. Why is she still hanging onto this guy? They talk about the cocktail party, including Hannah’s weird “unseen you” speech. They discuss Chris Harrison coming in to recap the entire season after only six episodes. At 32:15 they share their sweet, salty and cheesy moments of the week, then close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners. Thanks to our sponsors! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nationwide, or go to shop.skinnypop.com! Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/BETCHELOR and use code BETCHELOR for 50% off your first month! BruMate: Visit BruMate.com and enter code BETCHELOR to get 15% off your first order!
Jun 18, 2019
In Memory Of John Paul Jones Ft. Jared Freid
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Kay is joined by Jared Freid of the UUp? podcast to break down this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, and they’re both not having it with ABC’s scheduled change. At 7:50 they discuss the untimely exit of John Paul Jones and try to explain why the audience came to love him. Next, they talk about Hannah’s weird decision to play therapist between the Lukes and her one-on-one date with Mike. Is he poised to become the next Bachelor? They react to the Scottish wrestling group date when all the guys went balls out for Hannah’s attention, and discuss Jed’s strong move to get the rose. At 43:00 they talk about the painful Luke P. date. Is this guy really a master manipulator? Then they close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners for the week. Thanks to our sponsors! BetterHelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/Betchelor and enter discount code Betchelor for 10% off your first month! Openfit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership to Openfit when you text Betchelor to 303030 StoryWorth: For $20 off, visit storyworth.com/Betchelor when you subscribe!
Jun 12, 2019
Tyler C., You’re An Outfit Repeater
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Kay and Derek kick off with some Bachelor Nation news featuring inside info on Raven and Adam’s engagement. At 7:45 they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with Luke’s tequila company making it on the show and Jed’s head getting a one-on-one date. They talk about Kay’s dream of a group date, including the aggressive rugby match and all the pastel outfits. Are we all just going to ignore the fact that Tyler C. is an outfit repeater? They discuss the Luke on Luke crime that went down during the cocktail hour and tell us who they think deserves to be the next Bachelor. At 45:45 they close out the show with their Cringe Harrison Award winners.
Jun 04, 2019
Was Hannah Actually Sick Or Just Hungover? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw
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Derek is joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Everyone’s Gay podcast. They start out talking about beauty pageants and Derek learns what a filler queen is. At 7:05 they discuss the first group date featuring Jason Biggs and his wife. WTF was that electric shock scene all about? At 15:00 they talk about Jed’s one-on-one time with Hannah, then dive into Mike’s heartfelt moment and the Cam-Mike conflict that ensued. At 23:05 it’s time to talk about Hannah’s weird hospital visit and Connor’s cheesy love notes. Do we believe he really thought of that himself? At 31:30 they talk about the music performance and the pets photo shoot, including Demi’s failed spy mission. Then they discuss Cam’s latest sob stories and break down the rose ceremony. They close out the show with their “Cringe Harrison Award” winners, featuring Luke P’s emotional week.
May 28, 2019
Cam Could Not Be Any Creepier
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Kay and Derek cover this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with all the Kelly Ripa drama. Why is she coming for the show? At 6:00 they discuss the awkward Mr. Right Pageant, including Luke’s crazy-early expression of love for Hannah and the surprising winner. Kay shares some inside info she got in a DM from Cam’s ex-girlfriend. They talk about the first one-on-one date and Derek makes a prediction for who the next Bachelor could be. Then at 28:00 they dive into Cam’s creepy date-crashing moment and the confrontation that ensued. Is Cam just trying to make this show all about himself? At 33:00 they close out the show with a rose ceremony recap and the “Cringe Harrison Award” winners of the week.
May 21, 2019
Bachelorette Premiere: Rule #1 Don’t Have A Girlfriend
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Kay and Derek are back for the premiere of Hannah’s season of the Bachelorette. They start out with updates on the biggest news in Bachelor Nation and Derek spills the tea on rumors going around about him and Stephanie Pratt. At 12:20 they dive into the new cast and discuss the weird rumors about Matt. They recap the cast introductions, including the most memorable entrances, and talk about some of the strangest moments of the episode. Was the FaceTime chat with Hannah the most awkward way they’ve ever broken the news to a new Bachelorette? They close out the show with a conversation about who got the first kiss, who got sent home, and the bombshell news about one of the guys having a girlfriend at home.
May 14, 2019
#42 Bachelor Finale: Hannah B. Is Already Annoying Ft. Nick Viall
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Kay and Derek are back and talking about the finale to Colton’s season of The Bachelor. They start by recapping the insane Betches watch party in New York City. At 4:45 they dive into the aftermath of Colton’s fence jump and everything that followed. Who is Chris Harrison talking to on his burner phone when Colton goes missing? They talk about Tayshia handling the breakup so well, Hannah G not even getting a final date and Colton’s new haircut. They share their thoughts on whether or not Colton trapped Cassie, then finish the finale recap with a reaction to Hannah B getting named the next Bachelorette. Is everyone already getting tired of her lack of personality? At 41:40 we hear the live #BetchelorNation finale pre-show. Nick Viall joins them onstage to talk about this season and discuss life after The Bachelor. Then Connor Obrochta and Jordan Kimball stop by to close out the show with a Bachelor BFF Dating Game.
Mar 13, 2019
#41 Fantasy Fence And The Women Yell All Ft. Jared Freid
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Kay and Derek are joined by comedian Jared Freid of the Betches U Up? podcast to break down Monday night’s episode in Portugal and discuss all the fantasy suite action. Jared weighs in on Cassie’s surprising decision and predicts what will happen next. The fence jump finally happened and they discuss every detail, including Colton’s disappearance. What’s going to happen next? At 53:50 Derek and Kay recap Tuesday’s “Women Tell All” episode. Derek offers some behind-the-scenes insight into how these episodes are produced. They cover all the drama onstage, including Courtney and Demi’s showdown, the moment of Hannah B redemption and continued speculation about Colton’s virgin status.
Mar 06, 2019
#40 Hometowns: You Can’t Microwave A Relationship ft. Ben Higgins
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Kay and Derek are back and talking about the Kardashian drama they accidentally started between Khloé and Mike Fleiss. Could she become the next Bachelorette after all? They also discuss the song Colton recorded with boy band O-Town. At 8:30 they get into this week’s hometown visits and talk about Colton asking each father for permission to marry his daughter. They speculate on where Chris Harrison has been the last two weeks and tell us who they’d pick to host the show if he ever leaves. At 46:20 Ben Higgins joins the show to talk about sliding into his new GF’s DMs, a recent burglary at his house, and his thoughts on who will win Colton’s season of The Bachelor.
Feb 26, 2019
#39 Where The Hell Is Chris Harrison?: An Investigation Ft. Brett Vergara
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Kay is sick so Derek is joined by Brett Vergara to recap all things Bachelor Nation. At 8:30 they recap Colton and Tayshia’s ultra millenial date in Denver. At 18:20 they break down Caelynn’s one on one and whether or not she’s too perfectly prepped and polished for the show. At 26:15 they talk about Hanna B’s date and the awkwardness of Colton’s dad dressing like a millenial. At 34:05 they break down the 4 on 1 group date and whether or not it includes Derek’s favorite show exit of all time. Thanks to our sponsors  Sugarbear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you!  Scentbird- Go to Scentbird.com/BETCHELOR and use my code BETCHELOR for 50% off your first month. Daily Harvest- Go to DAILY-HARVEST.com and enter promo code BETCH to get three cups FREE in your first box!  
Feb 19, 2019
#38 Who Else Is Pissed Colton Hasn’t Jumped The Fence Yet? Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw
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Kay and Derek are joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Betches podcast Everyone’s Gay. At 3:50 they talk about the first two girls sent home this week and cover Hannah G’s makeout-heavy one on one date. Does anyone really want to share a shower with another person, even if it’s Colton? At 13:30 they talk about the cringy boxing date where Demi got punched in the face, and discuss the call with her mom. At 24:40 they compare each of this season’s contestants to a different alcohol. They discuss Colton’s boring date with Kirpa and break down her non-answer to his engagement question. At 38:15 they talk about the rose ceremony and Colton freaking out after Katie told him to watch his back. They close out the show with some Paradise cast predictions and award their Cringe Harrison winners of the week.
Feb 12, 2019
#37 We Call BS On Heather’s ‘First Kiss’ Ft. Blake Horstmann
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Kay and Derek return to keep you up to date with everything happening with Colton and the girls as they take Thailand. At 12:00 they talk about Derek and Heather’s over produced first kiss. At 16:20 they talk about the group date which was a fun scavenger hunt to find food in the jungles of Thailand. At 28:45 they are joined by Blake Horstmann to talk about eating during on camera dates, his predictions for this season and life after Bachelor. Thanks to our sponsors Sugarbear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you! Thirdlove- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCHELOR now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!
Feb 05, 2019
#36 Is Demi The New Corinne? Ft. Sean and Catherine Lowe
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Kay and Derek are back and talking about The Bachelor going to Singapore. They talk about the high-pitched scream from Colton during his bungee jump. Is that the same sound he’ll make when he finally gets to the fantasy suite? At 17:00 they touch upon the serious conversation Caelynn had with Colton during their one-on-one date. Then they discuss the non-apology that took place between the two pageant girls. At 22:00 they dive into the showdown between Demi and Courtney. Was it fair to call Courtney the cancer of the house? At 24:40 they hand out their “Cringe Harrison Award” winners of the week and each make a bold prediction. Which host is right about who will be the next Bachelorette? At 32:00 Kay is joined by Sean and Catherine Lowe to talk about married life after falling in love on The Bachelor Season 17. They share their guilty pleasures and weigh in on the current Bachelor season.
Jan 29, 2019
#35 Trust No Pageant Girl Ft. Marie Roda
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Kay is joined by Marie Roda of MTV’s The Challenge. At 7:10 they talk about the pageant girls Hannah B. and Caelynn turning on each other. They agree that the pirate themed date looked like a great time. The age shaming is at an all time high this season. At 13:40 they discuss the weird spanking moment from Demi. Do we love her or hate her? They talk about Elyse’s heartwarming date. Did everyone else cry too? At 21:30 they talk about the Bachelor’s Strongest Woman competition and break down the limo pull challenge. At 29:00 they recap the pool party drama. They conclude the show with a recap of who went home.   Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship   Thanks to our sponsors!   Daily Harvest- Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code "Betch" to get three cups FREE in your first box!   Sugar Bear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you!
Jan 22, 2019
#34 Can Someone Teach Hannah How To Make A F*cking Toast?
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Kay and Derek are back and start with Colton’s weird intro from bed this week. At 3:30 they recap the group date featuring Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Are we the only ones disappointed by the “first time” stories? They agree that everyone overreacted to Demi picking up the rose. At 13:30 they talk about Hannah B’s painful one-on-one date and pick apart her toast. Just say “to us” and be done with it! At 26:15 they compliment Billy Eichner’s appearance and discuss his “first gay Bachelor” joke. Might Billy be onto something? At 37:35 Kay and Derek close out the show with the first ever “Cringe Harrison Award” of the week.
Jan 15, 2019
#33 Betchelor Nation Is Back PREMIERE (Recorded Live From Xfinity Reality Week In South Beach Miami)
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Recorded live from Xfinity Reality Week in South Beach Miami, Kay and Derek are back with a live episode immediately following the “Bachelor” season 23 premiere. They agree that we didn’t need a full hour of watch-party footage to start the episode. At 4:45 they talk about some of the most memorable introductions. They discuss the best and worst virginity jokes of the episode. Kay predicts who will be the biggest villain this season. At 26:40 Jordan Kimball joins the show to share his initial thoughts on the cast and gives us his go-to pick up lines. At 35:20 Connor Obrochta stops by to talk about first date kisses, including the three that already took place at the first mixer. They play a round of “Red Flag or Dealbreaker” with Connor. At 41:30 Eric Bigger joins to give his list of the early frontrunners for the season. Eric plays a game of “Date Marry Disappear” featuring a list of former cast members.
Jan 08, 2019
BONUS EPISODE: Everything You Need to Know Before The Premiere
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Kay and Derek are back with a bonus episode ahead of the premiere of Colton’s season. They catch you up on everything that happened in the offseason and have all the details you need to know about the cast of characters competing for Colton’s final rose.
Jan 02, 2019
#32 BIP FINALE: Jenna Ghosted Our Podcast Because She Did Some Super Shady Sh*t
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Kay and Derek have finally reached the finish line of an exhausting season of ‘Paradise’. They start with the Jenna controversy. Jenna was supposed to come on this week’s show but completely ghosted them after the news of her texting a random man behind Jordan’s back hit the internet. In lieu of having Jenna in the studio, they recap the final episode of ‘Paradise” before the reunion. At 23:00 they talk about the Joe and Kendall break-up that shocked Kay. At 32:25 they mention the love triangle between Venmo John, Diggy and Olivia which ends with Olivia choosing John, sending Diggy home with the trumpet player he hired to win her heart. At 39:30 they talk about the reunion recapping who’s together and happy, and who is on their own.  
Sep 12, 2018
#31 Can Somebody Tell Us What 'All In' Means?
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Kay and Derek are back and they’re not thrilled about Colton being named the new “Bachelor”. Derek is a bit skeptical because all he’s ever seen Colton do on camera is cry. At 4:45 Derek reveals that he received a DM from a listener informing him that Leo is throwing hands all over Twitter calling former “Bachelor” contestants beta males after his royal rumble on “BIP”. At 12:55 they talk about the Colton and Tia breakup. Kay thinks that for someone who can’t get his emotions together, Colton said goodbye to Tia pretty easily. At 26:30 they talk about the wild rose ceremony where a lot of the ladies were on the chopping block. At 31:30 they talk about Joe and Kendall’s terrible first date….watching Tanner and Jade’s kids? This episode is brought to you by Leesa. Don’t miss Leesa’s limited time Labor Day Sale! Extended now through September 13: Get up to $235 off and free shipping on the Leesa mattress at Leesa.com/Betchelor and enter promo code Betchelor at checkout.
Sep 05, 2018
#30 Annalise: The Stage 5 Clinger
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Kay and Derek are back for another “Bachelor In Paradise” marathon. With so much action they’re getting a little exhausted. Kay thinks Connor is pretty hot but Derek thinks he’s doing a “Mr. Cool” routine like Chris. Derek also can’t understand why these contestants keep lying to the audience. It’s almost as if the contestants keep forgetting the audience sees everything they’re doing. At 21:00 they discuss Leo who was a fan favorite during Becca’s season, but has turned cringe worthy, intimidating, heel in paradise. At 28:30 they discuss Benoit who cannot stop crying. Has he become the new Annalise? At 32:28 they discuss Colton’s odd gesture to bring Tia….hotdogs? This episode is brought to you by Leesa. Don’t miss Leesa’s limited time Labor Day Sale: Get up to $235 off and free shipping on the Leesa mattress at Leesa.com/Betchelor
Aug 29, 2018
#29 WTF Is Up With All The Ass Blurring?
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Kay and Derek are back with another 2 episode “Bachelor in Paradise” recap. They agree that Chris, Tia and Krystal are caught in the love triangle from hell. Derek thinks that Chris is trying to look like “Mr. Smooth” but isn’t fooling anyone. At 7:10 Derek explains that paradise is, in fact, actually smelly because no one there can ever stop sweating. At 11:30 they talk about how Venmo John has made himself the clear cut prize on this edition of ‘Paradise’. At 19:50 they talk about David’s continuous attempts to troll and sabotage Jordan. Kay thinks that Jordan’s intensity is starting to freak out all of the women in paradise. At 25:10 they talk about the triumph entrance of Leo who is an immediate favorite for all the ladies...except for Kay. Kay has changed her tune on Leo who she liked during Becca’s season but now thinks is a total jerk. This episode is presented by Leesa. Go to Leesa.com/betchelor or use the promo code BETCHELOR at checkout to receive $165 off your purchase of a mattress, or $235 off your purchase of a sapira.
Aug 22, 2018
#28 Kevin Is Definitely A Mouth Breather
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Kay and Derek are back and they are filled to the brim with “Bachelor In Paradise” gossip. At 6:40 they talk about David and how he’s back to his old tricks, bad mouthing Jordan by spreading rumors that he is only here to “settle”. At 12:15 they discuss Colton and the mess that he’s made for himself in paradise by leading Tia on. Kay says you can see Colton hit his breaking point when Becca finally shows up and surprises everyone. At 17:00 they discuss the rose ceremony and its twists and turns. Tia gives her rose to Chris? Bibiana gives a rose to Colton?! At 23:40 they play a very special ‘Paradise’ edition of Shoot, Fu*k, Marry.
Aug 15, 2018
#27 Goodbye Blake, Hello Paradise
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Kay and Derek are back with 5 hours of Bachelor Television rolled into one action packed podcast. They discuss the “Bachelorette” finale and it’s few surprises. At 6:10 Derek explains that Blake got screwed by being the second guy to meet Becca’s family. At 17:00 they discuss ABC’s attempt to address Garrett’s love for racist memes and whether or not his apology was sincere. At 20:00 they move into “Bachelor In Paradise” and their first impressions of the cast. At 29:00 Derek spills the tea on what happened during his season of ‘Paradise’. Who’s bunk bed did he steal? Who ruined the most microphones? Why is everyone wearing puka shells?
Aug 08, 2018
#26 Men Tell All: A.K.A. Talk A Lot Of Sh*t Ft. Jordan Kimball
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Kay and Derek are joined by everyone’s favorite male model, Jordan Kimball, to discuss the “Men Tell All”. At 2:15, Jordan explains where he gets his analogies from and how he plans to elevate them to a “biblical” level in the future. At 4:20, they mention that Lincoln is missing from the episode and Jordan spills some tea about what it was like to bunk with him. At 8:00, Derek can’t understand why Colton called out Jordan on the Tell All. Jordan doesn’t seem to care, he’s just hoping that Colton can embrace being a virgin and be comfortable in his own skin. At 15:31, Kay says she’s disappointed with this year’s glow ups, which gives Jordan an opportunity to defend his glow up strategy. At 27:00, Kay and Derek confess their love for Joe The Grocer and Jordan explains that he and Joe bro out extremely hard in the upcoming “Bachelor in Paradise”.
Jul 31, 2018
#25 Fantasy Suites: Where Everyone Hooks Up In The Same Bed
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Betches gives a rose to your new hosts of The Betchelor, Kay Brown and Derek Peth! Kay and Derek sink their teeth into Tour Guide Becca’s Thailand adventure with the boys. At 7:33, they talk about Becca ruining this week's episode by saying she’s in love with Blake and Garrett, but only falling in love with Jason….bye Jason! Derek explains that most of these contestants are only with the Bachelor/Bachelorette for 15 hours before they get engaged. At 13:33, Kay can’t get over how obsessed Blake is over Becca. Blake is stuttering, sweating and twitching like a Becca addict. At 17:30, they talk about Becca’s cricket dinner with Jason which turns out to be his last meal. At 24:00, Derek explains his theory that Jason is positioning himself to be the next Bachelor. At 25:50, they talk about Becca going river rafting with boring Garrett. At 29:14, Derek speaks about his very public breakup with Taylor and gives the listeners some breakup advice of his own.
Jul 24, 2018
#24 Blake's Mom Needs a Haircut
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This week Aleen and Jordana are joined by the host of 1010 WINS “The Trend”, Rebecca Granet. It’s Hometown Date Week and there’s a lot to discuss. Is Becca’s stylist doing a bad job? Rebecca gives Garrett the award for biggest letdown of the season. Despite being from Buffalo, they agree that Jason’s stock is rising, while Blake’s mom makes him sound like a loser. At 28:50, it’s time for Colton’s sex ed class with Chris Harrison. Finally, at 34:00, they discuss who the next Bachelor might be.
Jul 17, 2018
#23 Becca Has No Good Options
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Aleen says this was a good episode but nothing really happened at all. They talk about Garrett and his love for racist memes - Becca still doesn't know. They move onto Colton and how he's a virgin that can't drive. Isn't it cruel that they took him on a boat making sexual conk puns? Aleen finds him boyish. Sami is confused at why sports and football would preclude him from having sex. They theorize that he's gay because guys pretty much only want to have sex. So what's the deal, Colton? This is not to say all of the other guys aren't flawed as they definitely are. Blake, Colorado is not the state with the most sunshine. Jason has nothing to say. All in all, Becca got stuck with a bad lot. Discussing Garrett's beliefs, they talk about the male tendency to reduce a woman's action to a thing women in general do. They wrap up making predictions about the end of the season.
Jul 10, 2018
#22 Is Lincoln The Dorit of Bachelor Nation? Ft. Alexis Waters
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Jordana and Aleen are joined by Alexis Waters to talk about this and past seasons of the Bachelor. She talks about listing her job as "Aspiring dolphin trainer", how she had to go with a shark costume, and mentions that she wouldn't "boom" anyone on this season. They move onto this season and agree that Jason is the frontrunner. Nobody likes Chris. Jordana thinks he seems like an angry Ben Stiller and/or Eddie, the crazy roommate from friends. Lincoln got sent home, but who cares? Sometimes Bachelorettes have really good style and other times their name is Becca. They wrap up talking about Scallops Girl.
Jul 03, 2018
#21 Jordan is a Real Life Derek Zoolander
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Sami and Jordana have gotten complaints that they don't actually like the show, but they can't help it if it's objectively bad. They talk about Vegas - is it the perfect place to fall in love or the exact opposite? Sami views Becca's approval of Colton as obligatory. After, they move onto the Wayne Newton portion of the episode. Hopefully, one day we can live in a world where contestants don't have to write songs (or Google Wayne Newton). They talk about Jordan and his preoccupation with his skin care, hair care, and the gym. At 22:39, they play some games including "Shoot, fuck, marry" Jordan, Chris and David. And don't miss: Would you rather have sex with Wayne Newton or Chicken?
Jun 26, 2018
#20 There Was Nothing Better Than Watching Jean Blanc Spiral
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Aleen sits down with Tyler Gilden to discuss this season of the Bachelor. They talk about Garrett (and his questionable likes on Instagram). After they move onto to group dates. Then they talk about Jean Blanc’s massive downward spiral. Finally, they move onto Becca’s blah date with Wills. Don’t miss ample roasting of David. Like, who falls off a bed?
Jun 19, 2018
#19 We Wish We Had Seen Chicken Fall Off The Bunk Bed
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Aleen debuts on the Betchelor for this season of Bachelorette. She's mainly relieved that no one is saying, “Let’s do the damn thing." She and Jordana discuss Jordan, who may be good looking, but how often does he get a SECOND date? Everyone on the show is officially a climber. The Colton and Tia drama is ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the faceplant situation with Chicken. Chris talks like a robot. They wrap up going over Becca's likely top 4 and talking shit about Arie.
Jun 12, 2018
#18 Behind the Scenes Tell All Feat. Corinne Olympios
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Sami and Jordana are joined by Bachelor favorite Corinne Olympios to talk about this season and more. Regarding last night: the group dates are cheesy and the guys are overly dramatic. It all feels like sleep-away camp. And the forced meet ups with former contestants are way too much. They also talk about Corinne’s beef with Taylor and how the producers are milking stories just a bit too much (could it be the lack of breakout talent?). If you’ve ever wanted to know who Corinne was friends with and who she was ready to back stab at a moment’s notice, it’s a must-listen.
Jun 05, 2018
#17 Is There a Giant Group Chat When The Bachelor Ends? Feat. Andi Dorfman
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Sami and Jordana sit down with former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman to kick off Becca’s season. They discuss what it’s like to be the lead, and how life changes after the show ends and you have a million new insta followers. They touch on Ashley and Jared’s new relationship, Andi’s old relationships, the pros and cons of going on the show, and if the guys are really getting worse every season or it just seems that way. What’s it really like on the first night? How do you remember everyone’s names? Why does it seem like the contestants only hang out with each other after the season ends? These answers and more on this new episode of the Betchelor.
May 29, 2018
#16 After the Final Rose with Bekah M, Kendall, and Amy Kaufman
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Jordana and Sami meet with Bekah M. and Kendall. They talk sororites, eating on location during the Bachelor, and Kendall's love for dead animals. Bekah is wearing the circular earrings that Arie put his fingers through. After, they interview the author of Bachelor Nation who gives them a look behind the scenes of this season (and who can't stand Arie as much as the rest of us).
Mar 08, 2018
#15 Arie Deserves Borin' Lauren
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Jordana and Aleen discuss the season finale of The Bachelor. Arie and Becca's awkward, silence-ridden end was emphatically undramatic. Aleen felt nothing. Arie's choosing of Lauren proves that exactly what everyone predicted: Arie just wants a 'hot dumb blonde bitch.' The most she ever opened up was her saying, "I want our dogs to meet." Arie's sole criteria appears to be that Lauren is very hot, which she is, but c'mon. Needless to say, they spend the whole episode criticizing Arie because as it turns out, his creepy hands were one of his better traits. Enjoy life with borin' Lauren, Arie- though we hope she turns you down.
Mar 06, 2018
#14 Is It Still a Fantasy Suite if Arie's In It?
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Sami and Aleen discuss the Women Tell All and Fantasy Suites episodes, since rebranded as the “Romantic Overnight Date” episode. Sami quips that the first thing that stood about the Women Tell All episode is that the show was much better without Arie. Aleen then discusses a Betches controversy; Arie blocked @betchesluvthis on Twitter, so the drama is real.
Feb 27, 2018
#13 We Are Living in a Bachelor Totalitarian State
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Jordana and Sami discuss the massive amount of Bachelor programming (six hours a week!). Jordana mentions that picking the person to vote off on the Bachelor Winter Games was a bit mean-spirited. Then they talk about the role of race, with several pointed critiques. After, they go over this week’s episode. Arie visits several of the contestants hometowns, and let’s just say: they’re weren’t all for him.
Feb 20, 2018
#12 Arie Likes Girls That Aren’t Into Him With Taylor Nolan
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Jordana and Aleen are joined by Taylor Nolan from the next season of the Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. She’s engaged to Derek. She talks about their relationship and how they met in June and were engaged about two months later. She also expresses how much crazy action was taken out of the Bachelor, including Derek licking her armpit. Taylor also talks about her sobriety and how crazy things could get on location (including Derek’s first night where he got totes blackout). After, they move on to how Arie is cute, but weird nonetheless.
Feb 13, 2018
#11 Why Does Arie Hate Smart Women?
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The contestants head to Paris in a highly-sponsored boat, everyone has intimacy issues, and Arie's love of under-30 women is called out once again, all on this week's episode of the Betchelor. As much as it hurts to think about, Lauren B.'s and Arie's awkward date must be discussed. Is Krystal's voice the only sane thing left? Actually, no... and there goes Jordana's bracket.
Feb 06, 2018
#10 How Awkward is Arie's Entire Body!?
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Sami and Aleen talk about this week’s ep of the Bachelor. The gang heads to Ft. Lauderdale, but the contestants don’t seem to realize that those yachts aren’t Arie’s. As Sami puts it, “It’s just a show. When it’s your life, you’ll be going into debt with Arie as he runs out of Instagram endorsements.” The gentle Ft. Lauderdale breeze can’t soothe that kind of brutality. Sami and Aleen also agree they wouldn’t give up caring for their boyfriend’s niece or their Boston Terrier to be on the Bachelor.
Jan 30, 2018
#9 Krystal Speaks in Inspirational Instagram Captions
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Sami and Aleen cover this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Krystal’s voice is again a target, but her tendency to give speeches consisting of empty inspirational quotes shows that her weird voice is actually one of her better traits. She has issues. Aleen can’t stop cringing when Arie makes his moves, particularly on a certain 22-year-old. They conclude that Bekah actually has more maturity and poise than just about everyone, especially Arie. They wrap things up talking about glam-shaming, the controversial practice of calling people out for being too hot.
Jan 23, 2018
#8 Arie Just Eliminated Everyone Over 30
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This week on The Betchelor, Jordana and Aleen discuss the fact that Arie thinks with his penis and has eliminated all of the older contestants. They talk about his weird kissing with Bekah M during the wrestling date and how young she is, the awkward Napa date with Lauren S., and Annaliese’s mental breakdown. They play "Shoot, BFF, Party With" with Bibiana, Krystal, and Annaliese and talk about how old is too old to go on The Bachelor.
Jan 16, 2018
#7 Krystal’s Voice is a Combo of a Porn Star and a Fairy Princess
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On this week’s episode of The Betchelor, Jordana and Aleen discuss Krystal’s annoying voice and creepy hometown date. They talk about Arie pretty woman-ing Bekah M, Annaliese’s absurd bumper car freak-out, and the showdown between Bibiana and Krystal. Finally, they play 'Shoot, BFF, Party With' with Siene, Bibiana, and Chelsea and discuss which of the awkward first dates they’d prefer in real life.
Jan 09, 2018
#6 Everyone on this Season is an Instagram Model In Training
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On their premiere episode for this season, Samantha and Jordana discuss why Arie is a skeevy bachelor. They name their top 5 moments from this episode and discuss this week’s contestants at length. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Arie, Nick Viall, and DeMario Jackson and discuss how much they’d have to be paid to have ABC air their wedding on national television.
Jan 02, 2018
#5 Someone Get Dean A Therapist ASAP
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The Betches discuss thew sea on finale of Bachelor in Paradise, the new Bachelor Arie, and play shoot fuck marry with ridiculous scenarios
Sep 12, 2017
#4 And The Next Bachelor Is..
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The Betches discuss the remaining couples on Bachelor in Paradise, the fact that Dean is not going to be the next Bachelor, our predictions for who it will be, and answer a listener email about meeting Daniel in person. We play would you rather about Taylor and Ben and Scallops and Jack Stone and end with a round of Shoot Fuck Marry
Sep 06, 2017
#3 The Three Eyed Raven
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We break down all the relationships, the Corinne tell all, and play games with Bachelor contestants
Aug 30, 2017
#2 Everybody Loves Raven
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Topics include Dean's f*ckboy behavior, Lacey's thirst, Evan and Carly's "journey to love", the DeMario/Corinne sexual assault scandal, and how Raven is the hero of the season. And we obviously play Bachelor edition games
Aug 23, 2017
#1 The Best Bachelor In Paradise Podcast You’ll Ever Listen To
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The Betches discuss the Bachelor in Paradise scandal and how ABC handled it. They discuss Carly & Evan’s wedding and break down the blossoming couples on the show so far. Finally, the play Shoot Fuck Marry using absurd BiP contestants.
Aug 16, 2017