Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

By Team Coco & Nicole Byer

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 Oct 20, 2021


 Sep 24, 2021

herrera
 Jan 22, 2021
if you have nothing else to listen to besides THIS- adopt a pair of crickets

Sky
 Nov 9, 2020
Wonderful podcast! The described experience is extraordinarily different from mine as a single man, but the sentiments and humor are universal and great. Thanks for sharing:)


 Sep 2, 2020

Description

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.

Episode Date
Zoom Speed Dating (w/ Gilli Nissim)
01:03:42

Friend and writer Gilli Nissim (The Other Two, A.P Bio) joins Nicole to discuss breaking up in the middle of the pandemic, her experience speed dating over Zoom, and traveling abroad for hookups.  Nicole wishes that she can go on Birthright. 

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Oct 22, 2021
Attached (w/ Brittani Nichols)
01:02:33

Comedian and writer Brittani Nichols (A Black Lady Sketch Show) chats with Nicole about recognizing different adult attachment styles in relationships, how her relationship sparked by a DM slide asking "Who's that zaddy?", and discusses why it's healthy to date multiple people at once. Plus, Nicole plays dead on a date.

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Oct 15, 2021
Second Puberty (w/ Carter Ray)
00:58:03

Filmmaker Carter Ray (The Change Up) chats with Nicole about their experience going through a 2nd puberty while on hormones, the challenges they faced coming out while attending a Christian high school, and the difference in dating women as a lesbian vs as a trans man. Carter shares his goal to reshape the representation of trans people seen on-screen.

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Oct 08, 2021
Pooping Together (w/ Meghan Trainor and Ryan Trainor)
00:51:55

Does the couple that poop together, stay together? Grammy-award winning singer-songwriter Meghan Trainor and brother Ryan Trainor (co-hosts of Workin on It') discuss the special relationship that's bonded over pooping. Meghan confesses she had 2 toilets installed in her bathroom so her and her husband can poop together. Ryan shares how the pandemic lead him to sobriety. They also discuss dating red flags, the importance of being regular, and the effects on dating if you avoid social media. Plus, Nicole tries a Sybian.

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Oct 01, 2021
Awkward Sex Talk (w/ Crystal Methyd)
00:48:01

Drag queen Crystal Methyd (RuPaul's Drag Race S12) joins Nicole to chat about their most romantic date, getting the 'sex talk' at the age of 22, and debates if you should text your date back immediately. They also discuss their journey into drag, finding their drag aesthetic, and their experience shooting Drag Race in the middle of the pandemic. Meanwhile, Nicole is worried her Netflix show is cockblocking her.

Thank you to all that have supported the show through 200 episodes!

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Sep 24, 2021
Playing Hard to Get (w/ Ms. Pat)
01:02:23

Comedian Ms. Pat chats with Nicole about her time in jail for drug trafficking, shares the secrets behind her 28 years of marriage, and offers advice on how to play hard to get. Plus, Ms. Pat's not happy that Nicole's sleeping around with random audience members, so she decides to set Nicole up with a man.

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Sep 17, 2021
Yelp for Escorts (w/ Alexa Eason)
00:55:13

Full-service sex worker Alexa Eason shares about her life as an escort. She teaches Nicole about BDSM, the relationship risks involved with sex work, Instagram's censoring of fat bodies, and the dreaded "Yelp for Escorting" sites where escorts are ranked against each other. Alexa gives advice for anyone looking to get started doing sex work.

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Sep 09, 2021
Catfish Catcher (w/ Justin Martindale)
00:45:24

Comedian Justin Martindale joins Nicole to discuss how their 'summer of love' has been disappointingly dry for the both of them. Justin shares the time he got catfished by a cop, how he deals with chucklefuckers while touring, and the craziness behind the #FreeBritney movement. Plus, what's up with these people getting duct taped on airplanes?

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Sep 03, 2021
Sucking D in the Locker Room (w/ Laganja Estranja)
01:01:05

Drag queen and choreographer Laganja Estranja (RuPaul's Drag Race S6) joins Nicole to discuss her truth coming out as trans, finding confidence in self-love, the thrill of sucking dick in the high school locker room, and getting off on Grindr messages. Plus, Laganja discusses the injuries she sustains stunting, and answers if she would participate in a future season of RPDR All Stars.

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Aug 27, 2021
Hot Girl Summer (w/ Lawrence Chaney)
01:08:40

Drag queen of Scots Lawrence Chaney (winner of RPDR UK S2) chats with Nicole about his dating live after winning Drag Race, how he got banned from Tinder for 'catfishing' as himself, and pitches to host the UK version of Nailed It!. Meanwhile, Nicole's plans for a Hot Girl Summer have gone awry.

For more drag queens on WWYDM, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: bit.ly/wwydmdrag

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Aug 20, 2021
I got 99 problems... palsy is just one (w/ Maysoon Zayid)
00:56:57

Comedian and actress Maysoon Zayid was born with cerebral palsy. She chats with Nicole about some of the cruel comments she receives about her disability, the struggles comedians of color face in Hollywood, and shares her wild industry rejection stories. Maysoon also advocates why speed-dating is a cost-effective and efficient way of finding love, and helps break down the current Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

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Aug 13, 2021
How to be Intuitive About Your Love Life (w/ Laura Day)
01:03:14

'Psychic to the stars' and best selling author Laura Day is here to teach Nicole all about intuition and how to develop it. She discusses how she realized she had intuitive powers, coaches how to be intuitive about your own love life, and how to train your pleasure receptors and send out pleasure signals to a potential mate.

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Aug 06, 2021
Problem Solving on the Toilet (w/ Yola)
01:03:46

What a treat. Grammy nominated English musician Yola is here! Nicole and Yola chat about the difference in racism when dating in the UK vs the US, how crying on her motorcycle back from her mother's funeral inspired her songwriting, and how sitting on the toilet can be the best way to solve creative challenges.

Check out Yola new album, Stand for Myself, out today.

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Jul 30, 2021
Thriving Alone (w/ Harvey Guillén)
01:02:54

Actor Harvey Guillén (What We Do in the Shadows) is single but not quite ready to mingle. He discusses why he guards his profession from his dating life, how he found love on Instagram, and the important need for space in any relationship. Nicole reads some wild dating app profiles.

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Jul 23, 2021
Being a Single Mom of 3 (w/ Francesca Amber)
01:00:28

Nicole’s close friend Francesca Amber (host of Law of Attraction Changed my Life) talks about the struggles of being a mother of twins, explains the latest fad of 'co-parenting', and describes how to use the Law of Attraction to manifest your dream person. Meanwhile, Nicole counts down the days until her dick appointment.

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Jul 16, 2021
The Cost of Being 'Cute' (w/ Cat Hollis)
00:47:56

Cat Hollis led the 2020 Portland Stripper Strike. Here, she explain why it happened and her work for equitable workspaces in the adult industry. Cat discusses the costs of being cute, shares the common challenges people face when dating a stripper, and gives advice on how to feel sexy even after a rejection.

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Jul 09, 2021
The Power of 'I Love You' (w/ Sam Richardson)
00:54:25

Actor and comedian Sam Richardson (Veep, I Think You Should Leave) chats with Nicole about his success finding love on Raya, wanting kids so he can continue doing kid things, the power of saying 'I love you' first in a relationship, and pitches ideas for dating app opening messages.

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Jul 02, 2021
Are you 'Love Avoidant'? (w/ Reggie Watts)
00:59:42

Comedian and musician Reggie Watts (The Late Late Show with James Corden) chats with Nicole about his unique eating habits, his time spent playing in a 70's cover band, and the weird shift from being a fake band leader on Comedy Bang! Bang!, to a real band leader for The Late Late Show with James Corden. Nicole learns she may be 'love avoidant'.

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Jun 25, 2021
We're living in the wildest times (w/ Jason Concepcion)
01:04:34

Jason Concepcion (host of Takeline, Binge Mode) joins Nicole to discuss the culture shock he experienced visiting the Philippines during a coup, how the pandemic revealed America's systemic failures, their favorite small businesses to support, and the WNBA. As America opens back up, Nicole's back in the dating game but it's not going so well. Are dating apps operating fake profiles to keep you engaged? Plus, Nicole runs into an old fling and things got weird.

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Jun 18, 2021
Interview with a Male Escort (w/ Troy Amistadi)
01:00:29

International male escort Troy Amistadi is here to answer all of Nicole's questions about escorting and sex work. He discusses how the TV show Gigolos inspired him to get into the business, the particular services he offers to women, why 'civilian dating' is tough for escorts, and what it was like to have his work filmed for a documentary.

Learn more about Troy at datetroy.com.

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Jun 11, 2021
Back in the Dating Game (w/ Shea Couleé)
01:06:34

Drag queen Shea Couleé (Winner of RPDR All Stars 5) talks to Nicole about finding love at the club, being a drag mother, wig mishaps, and doing poppers. Plus, Nicole's back in the dating game and it's off to an awkward start.

For more Shea & Nicole, check out Nicole's episode on Shea's podcast Wanna Be On Top?

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Jun 04, 2021
Sleeping with your Uber Driver (w/ London Hughes)
01:08:48

Comedian London Hughes (Netflix's To Catch a Dick) and Nicole chat about her experience moving to America during a pandemic and race war, sleeping with her Uber driver, doggy style techniques, sucking dick, and pitch their new doomsday movie idea.

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May 28, 2021
Proposal Gone Wrong (w/ Paul Scheer)
01:03:19

Comedian and actor Paul Scheer (The League, Black Monday) and Nicole chat about how his proposal to June Diane Raphael went terribly wrong, how June's wedding ring was stolen from her finger, and shares good wisdom on the importance of relationship building. Plus, June sits nearby, fact-checking Paul's stories.

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May 21, 2021
Kinky in Public (w/ Jessica Rothe)
01:13:19

Actress Jessica Rothe (Happy Death Day, La La Land) and Nicole discuss if it's OK to do kinky acts in public, the bizarre ways people are monetizing kinks, and the surprising reality of male escorting. Plus, Jessica describes her pandemy micro-wedding, and her major mic-drop "I love you" moment in her relationship.

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May 14, 2021
Filming Sex Scenes (w/ Casey Wilson)
01:00:02

Comedian Casey Wilson (Happy Endings, SNL) chats with Nicole about shooting her recent sex scene, exchanges crazy nannying stories, and shares how she met her husband on the set of Happy Endings. Plus, Nicole matched with her Nailed-It camera person and things got weird.

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May 07, 2021
Being 'Sexually Smart' (w/ JB Smoove)
00:45:49

Comedian, actor, and self-proclaimed 'Love Doctor' JB Smoove (Curb Your Enthusiasm) joins Nicole to provide his wisdom on flirting, roller skating, developing rhythm, and shares his guide on having sensual sex. Then, JB elaborates on some motivational quotes.

For more of JB’s wisdom, check out his new daily podcast May I Elaborate? Daily Wisdom from JB Smoove.

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Apr 30, 2021
Bad Dating App Bios (w/ Aparna Nancherla)
00:49:52

Stand-up comedian Aparna Nancherla (BoJack Horseman, Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss how her first and only Tinder date evolved into her longterm relationship. They read some bad dating app bios, talk The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Aparna gives advice on preparing for the possibility of a Handmaid's Tale-like apocalypse.

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Apr 23, 2021
Will You Be My Girl? (w/ Jillian Bell)
01:14:04

Actress and comedian Jillian Bell (Workaholics,The Pole) joins Nicole to solve the reasoning behind their mutual singleness. They discuss the results of their recent psychic readings, how they confront people who aren't wearing a mask, QAnon, and manifest qualities of their dream partner.

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Apr 16, 2021
Finding the G-Spot (w/ Marc Rebillet)
00:54:39

Loop Daddy AKA Marc Rebillet Fucks. He and Nicole have a very horny chat about how he's enjoying his singledom, gaining the confidence to dominate submissive women, and why being brutally honest in a relationship will save you so much time. Plus, Nicole shares some self-loving tips she learned from her therapist.

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Apr 09, 2021
Deputy Gangs in the LA County Sheriff's Department (w/ Cerise Castle)
00:49:38

In this bonus episode, Nicole talks to reporter Cerise Castle about her multi-part series, A TRADITION OF VIOLENCE, uncovering the history of deputy gangs in the LA County Sheriff's Department.

Please note that this episode contains descriptions of police brutality and sexual assault that some people may find disturbing.

Read Cerise's ongoing investigation here: knc.la/tradition

Apr 06, 2021
Arranged Marriages (w/ Hari Kondabolu)
01:00:56

Stand-up comedian Hari Kondabolu (The Problem with Apu, host of Politically Re-Active) joins Nicole to break down some common misconceptions about arranged marriages, shares how he met his wife on Facebook, and discusses the importance of having personal space in any relationship. Nicole reflects on an odd conversation she had on a date about dingleberries, plus shares dating advice she received from John Cena while on the set of Wipeout.

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Apr 02, 2021
Acid Tripping (w/ Bowen Yang)
00:59:08

Actor and comedian Bowen Yang (SNL) is just as fiercely single as Nicole. They talk about the struggles of singledom, the crazy current news cycles, their acid tripping experiences, and Bowen shares dating advice he received from Adam Sandler.

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Mar 26, 2021
Polyamorous and Experimenting (w/ Ashley Ray)
01:04:40

Comedian and pop culture expert Ashley Ray (host of TV I Say podcast) used Tinder to run an experiment where she dated every zodiac sign for a month at a time. She explains her findings, her polyamorous dating life, and what it was like to have 8 boyfriends at once.

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Mar 19, 2021
How to Manifest your Dream Man (w/ Alaska Thunderfuck)
01:01:46

Drag queen Alaska Thunderfuck (RuPaul's Drag Race S5, winner of Drag Race All Stars S2) joins Nicole to discuss what it was like to date another drag queen, how to manifest your dream man, their unexpected dating life after Drag Race, and some nightmare customer service stories. Plus, Nicole recounts the time she performed sketch comedy to Dolly Parton.

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Mar 12, 2021
Unravelling From A Breakup (w/ Rhea Butcher)
01:01:43

Comedian Rhea Butcher (Adam Ruins Everything, Good Trouble) chats with Nicole about how they quit smoking after 16 years, being a lifetime vegetarian, and their old stand-up show, Put Your Hands Together.

Rhea then discusses what it was like to unravel from their past relationship, dealing with the public aspect of a breakup, and the story of how they met their new partner.

Stream Rhea's new special, "Pull Yourself up by Your Bootleg" at bstlnk.to/butcher.

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Mar 05, 2021
You Need Therapy (w/ Nore Davis)
01:02:30

Comedian Nore Davis talks with Nicole about the movies that have brought them joy, why he's decided to 'date himself', leaving a toxic relationship, and the importance of therapy.

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Feb 26, 2021
Love & Music (w/ Randy Jackson)
00:39:02

Musician/producer/host Randy Jackson (American Idol, Name That Tune) shares his skepticism with app dating, the worst date he’s been on, his favorite love songs, and catfishing.

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Feb 19, 2021
Stripping & Sex Work (w/ Teddy B. Ruxpin)
00:52:20

Dancer and sex worker Teddy B. Ruxpin chats with Nicole about all things stripping and sex work. They discuss her start into the profession, finding her niche as an "alt girl", dealing with racism in the workplace, and her work for stripper advocacy. Plus, Teddy reveals she dated a comedian who would talk about her work in his stand-up routine.

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Feb 12, 2021
Ask Him About His Credit Score (w/ Tiffany Haddish)
01:10:53

Actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip, Night School) first clears the air regarding her Clubhouse bullying allegations. Then, she talks about how dating has changed since Girls Trip, how men try to manage her, the story of a sneaking ex-boyfriend, and of her first orgasm at the movies. Plus, Tiffany offers tips on: approaching men after the pandemy, how to increase your credit score, and why you should ask men about theirs.

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Feb 05, 2021
Owning Your Sexuality (w/ Margaret Cho)
00:54:28

Comedian Margaret Cho (The Masked Singer, All-American Girl) and Nicole chat about claiming your right to talk about sexuality, her experience coming out as queer, learning Japanese bondage, and how she's practicing being a dominatrix. Plus, Nicole's worried she's talking to bots on dating apps.

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Jan 29, 2021
Empowering Relationship Statements (w/ Deon Cole)
00:46:03

Actor and comedian Deon Cole (Black-ish, Barbershop) joins Nicole to share his deep wisdom about love and relationships. They discuss judging people by the moment, recognizing if your partner is in love with relationships or with you, the troubles of dating someone new in a mask, and getting over wanting what you can't have. Plus, Nicole shares a list of empowering relationship statements she found that moved her.

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Jan 22, 2021
Big Dick Energy (w/ Conan O'Brien)
01:06:05

Conan O'Brien is here to help solve the root problems behind Nicole's singledom. They also discuss his sexually repressed Catholic upbringing, what it's like to have Big Dick Energy, and his plans for his 20th wedding anniversary. Nicole demands to marry into the O'Brien family, explains to Conan how some of her vibrators work, and describes how she's now using a Theragun to masturbate.

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Jan 15, 2021
Sex Work (w/ AM Davies)
00:59:21

Sex worker AM Davies (Host of Yes, A Strippper Podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions about stripping and sex work. She discusses the difference between decriminalizing vs legalizing sex work, how strippers are coerced into tipping the house, the diversity problem in strip clubs, and how she's working to unionize strippers. Dating as a sex worker also comes with its own challenges - AM shares how partners have been jealous of her work, how she's even been broken up over her Instagram, and so much more.

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Jan 08, 2021
Lining Up a Relationship for the End of the World (w/ Niccole Thurman)
01:02:52

Comedian & actress Niccole Thurman (A Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill) joins Nicole to discuss their 2021 resolutions, how they are cleaning out toxic negativity in their life, and review each other's Hinge profiles.

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Jan 01, 2021
Wedding Ruiners (w/ Solomon Georgio)
01:00:54

Stand-up comedian and #Skategang member Solomon Georgio (Shrill, Adam Ruins Everything) talks to Nicole about his recent butt surgery and how he's been adapting to his new butt. They also chat about his skincare routine, the importance of partners posing for photos, and why his mom got kicked out of his brother's wedding. Nicole reveals why she doesn't like Christmas and how she got into a fight about a Christmas tree.

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Dec 25, 2020
Issues Affecting the Black Condition (w/ Roy Wood Jr.)
01:07:21

Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show) shares his calculations on the safest way of traveling during COVID, discusses dealing with friends who aren't taking the pandemic seriously, getting detained in Canada, and reporting on Black issues on The Daily Show.

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Dec 18, 2020
Caught in the Act (w/ Jiggly Caliente)
00:54:08

Drag queen and actress Jiggly Caliente (RuPaul's Drag Race S4, Broad City) joins Nicole to discuss sex work, walking in on friends or family members having sex, "Dick on-demand boys", and how much sex freakiness should you share with your partner?

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Dec 11, 2020
Healthcare (w/ Langston Kerman)
00:58:06

Actor and comedian Langston Kerman (Insecure, The Boys) joins Nicole to discuss her recent broken ankle and awkward brush with healthcare. He also shares the perks of dating long distance, how to attract chucklefuckers, and how he used the '36 Questions That Lead to Love' to open up to his wife.

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Dec 04, 2020
Serving the Full Fantasy (w/ Creme Fatale)
00:49:37

Drag queen & makeup artist Creme Fatale joins Nicole to discuss dating horror stories, how to leave a bad date fast, why aren't there any lady gloryholes, and makeup.

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Nov 27, 2020
Grown-Up Breakup (w/ Lucy Stoole)
00:59:16

Drag queen Lucy Stoole joins Nicole to discuss the story behind their drag name, their recent breakup, the struggles of dating app messaging, and if it's okay to leave a bad date early.

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Nov 20, 2020
Fresh Heartbreak (w/ Priyanka)
01:03:17

Drag queen Priyanka (Winner of Canada's Drag Race, host of YTV's The Zone) joins Nicole to discuss their very recent breakup, getting COVID19 from Brooke Lynn Hytes, evolving from a kids tv host to a drag queen, and explains the dark spiritual energy of Obeah.

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Nov 13, 2020
Trash TV (w/ Patti Harrison)
01:02:15

Comedian Patti Harrison (Shrill, Search Party) joins Nicole to chat about 90 Day Fiancé, issues with casting in today's media, and advocates for the well-being of child actors. Plus, they discuss their love for the Fast & Furious franchise, Patti shares the details of her childhood Vin Diesel sex dream, and Nicole shepherds Patti into trash television.

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Nov 06, 2020
Volunteering in Your Community (w/ Mitra Jouhari)
00:55:26

Comedian Mitra Jouhari (Big Mouth, Three Busy Debras, host of Urgent Care) joins Nicole to discuss missing malls, the horrors of dating in high school, awkward Zoom auditions, and reminisce about their improv days in NY.

Plus, Mitra talks about how she's providing hygiene kits to the unhoused, and how you can support your local community help organizations.

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Oct 30, 2020
Advice from a Dating Coach (w/ Damona Hoffman)
01:07:37

Dating coach Damona Hoffman (A&E Network's #BlackLove, A Question of Love) is here to dish some professional advice. She shares tips for video-dating, setting up your dating app profile, how to stay sane with your partner in lockdown, and so much more! Plus, a conversation on racial bias in dating, navigating interracial relationships, and the struggle of in-person communication.

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Oct 23, 2020
We're Thirsty (w/ Nichole Perkins)
00:51:09

Writer and podcaster Nichole Perkins (Thirst Aid Kit) joins Nicole to discuss setting boundaries in your casual relationships, dealing with thirsty groupies, and, can you get COVID from your pussy? Plus Nicole writes a letter to her dream man, and is shopping for a $600 sex machine.

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Oct 16, 2020
Rock Bottom (w/ Sydnee Washington)
01:04:45

Comedian and actress Sydnee Washington (Broad City, Gayme Show) joins Nicole to discuss feel-good foods to eat when you're sad, their lowest points in life, finding love on Instagram, and setting boundaries with toxic family members.

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Oct 09, 2020
Signs He's Into You (w/ Yassir Lester)
01:40:52

It's our longest episode ever! Comedian Yassir Lester (Black Monday, Duncanville) joins Nicole to discuss sex protocol for a COVID era, reconnecting with old flings, body modifications, Yassir's Jersey Mike's tweet, and a list of signs that a man is into you.

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Oct 02, 2020
Joking Around (w/ Yamaneika Saunders)
01:08:37

The incredibly funny Yamaneika Saunders (Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer) joins Nicole to discuss comedy, following her mom's love for stand-up, her defense for humor about people with disabilities, and the depths of racism in our society. After the break, Yamaneika discusses breaking up in the pandemic, and her plan to freeze her eggs.

Trigger Warning: My guest misgenders a person in a retelling of a story and I didn't correct them and I’m sorry to those who listened and were offended.

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Sep 25, 2020
From Race Chaser to Husband (w/ Latrice Royale)
00:59:49

Drag queen Latrice Royale (RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars) joins Nicole for a good teeheehee. She discusses getting into drag on a dare, writing on AJ and the Queen, meeting their husband Chris at a meet & greet, and the story behind their Chicago pride festival proposal.

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Sep 18, 2020
America Scammed Us (w/ Dewayne Perkins)
01:11:17

Comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Break with Michelle Wolf) joins Nicole to talk about getting back together with his ex, the importance of checking in with your partner, and how America has failed everyone. They also get into the systemic racism present in writers' rooms, and how to turn the thought of death into something positive.

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Sep 11, 2020
Lady Game (w/ Sam Jay)
01:03:21

Comedian Sam Jay (writer at SNL) discusses how she met her girlfriend, the influence of wealth in a relationship, and the difference between flirting with men and women. Sam teaches Nicole about bad bitch energy, and how she developed her "lady game". Plus, why aren't interviewers asking White people about #BLM?

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Sep 04, 2020
The World is Really Shitty and I'm Alone (w/ Ziwe)
01:01:54

Ziwe (writer for Desus & Mero) and Nicole chat about being horn'd up, what they've been crying over, and are trying to learn to love what they see in the mirror. Nicole's back on the apps, where it seems like performative activism is the growing trend in dating bios. On the plus side, Nicole's been getting treated better on dating apps since the #BLM protests. Oh boy, life is wild and there's lots to unpack in this one.

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Aug 28, 2020
Class Clown on the Plantation (w/ Amber Ruffin)
00:56:19

Writer and actress Amber Ruffin (Late Night with Seth Meyers, A Black Lady Sketch Show) chats with Nicole about the weight of having to discuss politics on Late Night, how they can make racism funny, and what the upcoming Zoom Emmy awards will be like. Plus, Amber helps write some Hinge messages, and Nicole challenges white people to come up with a good slave joke.

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Aug 21, 2020
Code-Switching (w/ Gabby Sidibe)
01:00:49

Gabby Sidibe (Precious, American Horror Story, Empire) joins Nicole to discuss the problematic expectation to have to code switch at work, why Black women are often dealbreakers for Black men, and the crazy story behind dating a gay man for 3 years. Plus, they chat about watching 90 Day Fiancé in quarantine, and how they get mistaken for each other all the time.

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Aug 14, 2020
Fatphobia (w/ Roxane Gay)
01:11:04

Oh boy this is a juicy one. Author Roxane Gay (Bad Feminist, Hunger) joins Nicole to discuss their experiences with institutional racism, dealing with fatphobia in interviews, and how she treated school like a videogame. Then, Roxane shares the story behind eloping, how quarantine is testing the strength of relationships everywhere, and how her wife woo'd her through podcasting.

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Aug 07, 2020
Performative Allies (w/ Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman)
01:07:53

'Do you want to be an active ally, or do you just want to say that out loud?'

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (Judge/host on Canada's Drag Race, Unreal) joins Nicole to unpack racial traumas from childhood, discuss the systematic racism in society, and rise in performative allies instead of active ones. After the break, Nicole shares her experience finding love at a Lassens.

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Jul 31, 2020
White-Passing Privilege (w/ Ele Woods)
00:57:02

Actress/comedian Ele Woods (The Good Place, CollegeHumor) shares her experiences being White-passing, and how she's using it for good. Her and Nicole discuss rollerblading and sewing in quarantine, and argue why 2020 is actually a good year. Plus, Nicole attends a virtual strip show, and teaches a 12 year old it's OK to pole dance.


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Jul 24, 2020
Sleeping for the Story (w/ The Vixen)
00:51:21

Drag queen The Vixen (Rupaul's Drag Race S10, host of Black Girl Magic) chats about calling out microaggressions on Drag Race, the type of hate mail they receive, and how appearing on the show lead to an amicable break in their relationship. Plus, they share the secret to flirting (which they learned working at Olive Garden), the fun of having a 'Weekend Boyfriend', and sleeping with someone just for the story.

Also, Nicole needs to know the CDC's guidelines on doggy style. What's the safest way to find and lock down a fuckbuddy during quarantine? The Vixen weighs in.

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Jul 17, 2020
Black History Year (w/ Bob the Drag Queen)
01:10:54

"I was just looking for butthole. And then wrapped around the butthole was a really nice, young, Jewish man."

Bob the Drag Queen (winner of RuPaul's Drag Race S8) chats about systematic racism, his two partners, and the confusing social construct of dating, and so much more. Plus, Bob shares some wildly embarrassing hookup stories involving race chasers, and offers Nicole a very interesting dating proposition.

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Jul 10, 2020
Dating with Disability (w/ Santina Muha)
01:01:25

Actress and comedian Santina Muha (One Day at a Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm) answers the worst questions to ask someone in a wheelchair, shares some of the aggressive messages she's received on dating apps, and asks to include disability in today's conversation about diversity. Plus, Nicole recaps her experience 'Facetime dating' in quarantine.

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Jul 03, 2020
If You See It, You Can Be It (w/ Kirby Howell-Baptiste)
01:09:02

Actress Kirby Howell-Baptiste (The Good Place, Barry, Why Women Kill) discusses the rise in "Karens", managing life after death, and the reality of the Black experience. Plus, they share personal stories of racial bias, the importance of seeing representation in media, and how to raise a new generation of active allies.

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Jun 26, 2020
Foundations of a Successful Relationship (w/ AJA)
01:04:50

Rapper and former drag queen AJA (RuPaul's Drag Race S9, All Stars S3) catches up with Nicole on the #BlackLivesMatter protests, discussing Black history erasure and how people can be a good ally in the movement. AJA dishes on Drag Race, admitting they were extremely high on edibles during the filming. Plus, they share how they met their biological parents this year, and provides advice on the foundational layers every successful relationship needs.

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Jun 19, 2020
How to Date Virtually (w/ Jinkx Monsoon)
01:06:44

"Sex is always better when you can be yourself during it"

Jinkx Monsoon (Winner of Rupaul's Drag Race S5) dishes about fulfilling race chaser fantasies, heteronormative roleplay, how their Grindr use has changed since being on Drag Race, and so much more. Also, Nicole shares the only appropriate time to yell 'NAILED IT' at her.

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Jun 12, 2020
Butt Stuff (w/ Monét X Change)
00:57:21

Drag queen Monét X Change (RuPaul's Drag Race, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) shares the story about how they got their first STD from a race chaser, breaking up with their partner on Thanksgiving, and offers tips how to ease into butt stuff.

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Jun 05, 2020
Embrace Your Sloppy (w/ Michelle Buteau)
01:02:08

The wonderful comedian Michelle Buteau (Always Be My Maybe, host of The Circle) discusses owning her sexuality, raising twins, being denied the ability to adopt kids, and so much more. Nicole and Michelle share their worst moments getting drunk on a plane, how the public keeps mistaking them for one another, and if having big tiddies makes it easier or harder to date

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May 29, 2020
Don't Comment on my Body (w/ BenDeLaCreme)
01:11:24

BenDeLaCreme (RuPaul's Drag Race, RPDR All Stars) chats about how he deals with other people's traumas, getting gaslight by their therapist, and whats it's like to move in with a new boyfriend right before the pandemic. Plus, he explains his initial excitement to attain Race Chasers, and what made him so angry before his proposal.

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May 22, 2020
Fast n' Friendly Divorce (w/ Giulia Rozzi)
00:57:19

Oh boy, this episode is a juicy one. Comedian/actress Giulia Rozzi (Girl Code) speaks to Nicole about the struggles of being pregnant in quarantine, if she has any worries about raising a bi-racial child, and learning to not feel guilty about your privilege. Plus, Giulia teaches Nicole the best way to reach out to an old fling, and how to remain friends with an ex-husband.

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May 15, 2020
Doing Your Own Hair (w/ Tawny Newsome)
01:03:58

Comedian Tawny Newsome (Space Force) chats with Nicole about learning how to do your own hair in quarantine, their crazy fashion phases, and the current state of "Zoom dating" along with the crazy logistics behind it.

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May 08, 2020
Quarantine Breakup (w/ Jamie Loftus)
00:38:05

"On what date do you reveal you're a merperson?"

Comedian and TV writer Jamie Loftus (Robot Chicken, host of The Bechdel Cast) theorizes what it must be like being broken up but quarantined together, shares her fascination with balloon fetishists, and how 'Zoom-dating' has been working for people. Plus, Nicole's so dang horny, she's asking her roommate to sleep with her.

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May 01, 2020
Instagram DM Sex (w/ Ira Madison III)
00:52:57

Ira Madison III (TV writer, host of Keep It) chats about how he's staying sane while quarantine alone, his guest appearance on You, and how he's having sex over Instagram.

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Apr 24, 2020
Third Wheel in a Quarantine (w/ Tommy Lenk)
00:55:04

"Marriage should be a lease with an option to renew"

Tommy Lenk (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, host of Trashcast) shares his ideas to modernize marriage, points out the archaic rules of straight dating, and talks about his experience living in quarantine with his ex-bf's new bf.

We've hit peak horny!! Nicole is having a full blown meltdown. Stay inside and stay safe everyone!

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Apr 17, 2020
Saying Yes to the Dress (w/ Megan Gailey)
00:51:25

Comedian Megan Gailey (Conan, Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) chats with Nicole about life as a newlywed in quarantine, the horrors of wedding dress shopping, and the freaks using dating apps right now. Plus, how early is it acceptable to start drinking? Quarantine is causing crazies.

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Apr 10, 2020
Loving Your Boobs (w/ Amy Miller)
00:49:32

Stand-up comedian & Nicole's opener Amy Miller (host of Who's Your God) teaches us how to spot a chucklefucker, shares her experience going through Steve Harvey's 90 day sex rule, and how to feel powerful giving a blowjob. Plus, a motivational chat about loving your girls, and a check-in from quarantine.

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Apr 03, 2020
Dating During Coronavirus (w/ Jacquis Neal)
00:52:17

"We're all just on Zoom trying to date people?"

Jacquis Neal (host of Culture Kings) joins us remotely while in quarantine to discuss what it's like being cooped up with your S/O in isolation, how people are dating during the COVID-19 pandemic, and if you can stay friends with an ex. Plus, he shares the cute story behind his Disney World proposal. Meanwhile, Nicole has started taking therapy sessions from a Costco parking lot.

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Mar 27, 2020
Love (w/ Paul Rust)
01:02:29

Paul Rust (Love, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Arrested Development) has been married for 5 years. He discusses what it's like to date and work with his partner, the differences between his show 'Love' and his real love life, and bare boner rules. Plus, they share public pranks gone wrong, and Nicole's dream marriage proposal.

This was our last studio recording, prior to social isolation. We'll do our best to continue to produce episodes weekly during the quarantine. Stay inside and wash your hands, folks!

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Mar 20, 2020
Recognizing your Self-Worth (w/ Nicolette Mason)
00:57:51

"Everyone that I thought was 'the one', was a piece of trash."

Nicolette Mason (plus-size fashion blogger) joins Nicole to discuss the latest dating buzzwords of 2020, reflecting on your self-worth, whether they've dated fans, and so much more.

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Mar 13, 2020
Open Relationships (w/ Kelly Hudson)
01:01:02

"My life's work was dating people."

Kelly Hudson (Search Party, Sunnyside, CollegeHumor) left her open-relationship to be with the man she's married to today. She shares her tricky experience dating 4 people at once, her first rules for dating in an open relationship, and what it's like to be on dating apps while married. Plus, Nicole shares her hard stance on feet, and period sex.

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Mar 06, 2020
BONUS: The Struggles of your Twenties (w/ Rae Sanni)
01:04:17

Writer/stand-up Rae Sanni (The Good Place, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to discuss all the struggles of their twenties, and how it has defined them. From the string of bad sex, hustling for money, dealing with colorism in the black community, and more.

This bonus episode is brought to you by BET's new Twenties. See it March 4th. Search and post on social with hashtag #TwentiesonBET.

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Mar 03, 2020
Seeking Single Men at Target (w/ Janelle James)
00:49:52

Janelle James (stand-up, writer for Black Mondays) joins Nicole to discuss the difference between East coast and West coast men, when to let a guy see you without makeup, and the best time to find single men at Target.

Plus, Nicole shares her experience co-hosting the gay porn awards.

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Feb 28, 2020
Unpacking Nicole's Fear of Relationships (w/ Jess Rona)
00:59:20

"Once both people like each other, the games are over."

Close friend and dog groomer Jess Rona (Author of Groomed) has a heart-to-heart with Nicole to unpack her fears of being in a relationship. They also read some crazy dating app messages from men, discuss the benefits of couple's therapy, and how to talk to kids. Plus, Nicole's trying to match with Channing Tatum on Raya.

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Feb 21, 2020
Finding Love at DragCon (w/ Taylor Orear)
00:55:46

Friend and fashion stylist Taylor Orear joins Nicole to shares the most adorable story behind meeting his boyfriend at RuPaul's Drag Con. They also discuss the importance of leaving baggage behind when starting new relationships, their crazy trip to Italy together, and their love for Obama's juicy butt.

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Feb 14, 2020
Drugs & Dogs (w/ Eric Edelstein)
01:17:12

'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo".

Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth.

Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to workout, is it okay to date your ex-bf's ex-bf, and more! This was recorded live in San Francisco.

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Feb 07, 2020
Setting 2020 Resolutions (w/ Kevin T. Porter)
00:56:26

Podcast pro Kevin Porter (Host of Inside Voices, Good Christian Fun, and Gilmore Guys podcast) helps Nicole set some 2020 dating goals - starting with deleting her Raya app. They also identify her negative loops to break, and have an education rundown on managing the iPhone's hidden app subscriptions. Plus, Nicole realizes she has no straight guy friends.

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Jan 31, 2020
Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)
00:56:12

Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole.

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Jan 24, 2020
Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne)
01:01:25

"He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement"

Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen of drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships.

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Jan 17, 2020
Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)
01:01:14

Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life.

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Jan 10, 2020
Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)
01:23:20

Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her.

Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with.

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Jan 03, 2020
Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)
00:55:53

Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault.

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Dec 27, 2019
Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)
00:57:11

Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.

They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.

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Dec 20, 2019
Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)
01:11:02

"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure."

Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men.

Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians.

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Dec 13, 2019
Living with Nicole Byer (w/ John Milhiser)
00:45:30

Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer.

Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle.

Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass.

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Dec 06, 2019
What's it Like to Finally Date a Good Guy (w/ Michaela Watkins)
00:44:43

Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students.

Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone.

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Nov 29, 2019
Having Tandem Sex (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
01:39:35

"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".

Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach.

Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss their drag king names. Recorded live in Tempe!

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Nov 22, 2019
A Nightmare Wedding Experience (w/ Diona Reasonover)
01:05:29

Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding!

She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan.

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Nov 15, 2019
Why Everybody Needs Therapy (w/ Therapist John Kim)
00:57:09

Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup.

Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com

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Nov 08, 2019
Dating As a Virgin in Your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)
00:46:19

Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener.

Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421

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Nov 01, 2019
100 Episodes of Why Won't You Date Me (w/ Willam Belli)
01:09:28

Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general.

Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about their time together. In this landmark episode of WWYDM, we get an honest answer from a man who met and slept with Nicole whether or not he would date her.

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Oct 25, 2019
Overcoming Emotional Setbacks (w/ Echo Kellum)
00:55:57

"Please acknowledge your pain."

Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness.

They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner.

Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135

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Oct 18, 2019
Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)
00:53:37

"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that."

Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat.

Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer

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Oct 11, 2019
Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)
00:44:37

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack."

Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment.

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Oct 04, 2019
Breaking Up (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)
01:00:28

"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now."

Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it.

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Sep 27, 2019
Dating Neurodiversity (w/ Sam Pancake)
00:59:33

"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"

Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA.

Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie!

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Sep 20, 2019
Hooking up on Craigslist (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)
00:50:37

Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up.

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Sep 13, 2019
Dating Someone with Commitment Issues (w/ Fortune Feimster)
01:11:19

"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration."

Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender.

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Sep 06, 2019
Problematic Issues of Porn (w/ Erika Lust)
01:06:56

"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time."

Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy.

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Check out Erika's Ted Talk: "It's Time for Porn to Change": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LaQtfpP_8

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Aug 30, 2019
Married at 20 (w/ Ron Funches)
00:55:17

"We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married."

From the age of 20, Ron Funches (Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son.

He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight.

Check out his podcast Gettin' Better with Ron Funches.

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Aug 23, 2019
Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)
01:08:24

"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"

Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf.

Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul.

Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix!

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Aug 16, 2019
The Joy of Being Alone (w/ Ashley Nicole Black)
01:00:54

"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex"

Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole's dream anniversary date.

Also, Ashley exclusively dated gay guys in high school, meanwhile Nicole's was asking her gay friend to help lose her virginity.

Be sure to check out A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO!

This was recorded live in Montreal at Just for Laughs.

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Aug 09, 2019
Power-Bottom (w/ Monique Heart)
01:08:10

"I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside"

Drag queen Monique Heart (RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has never been in a real relationship. He shares his experiences with growing up in a religious upbringing, the girl he once wanted to marry, and his fear of the new wave of STDs. Also, they dive into their kinks and all the crazy public places they've done it.

Plus, Nicole keeps walking in on her friends having sex, and is getting prepositioned threesomes from fans.

Pre-order Monique's new EP/Biography today!

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Aug 02, 2019
Making a Polyamorous Relationship Work (w/ DeRay Davis)
00:50:34

DeRay Davis (Snowfall, 21 Jump Street) has lived a polyamorous relationship with 2 women for most of his life. He explains how he introduces it to his partners, how to show respect to the parents, and how they make their atypical relationship work. DeRay breaks the stigma on polyamorous relationships and shares how him and his partners live together, vacation together, and sleep together.

Plus, Nicole tries to sleep with an audience member after a live show - and boy did it not go well.

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Jul 26, 2019
A Boyfriend for Every Stage of your Life (w/ Jessica McKenna)
01:04:55

Jessica McKenna (Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting boys in high school mock trial, and charming her current man with her Disneyland bathroom knowledge. Nicole shares a moment she had with a homeless man, and shares her story of sexual assault in public.

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Jul 19, 2019
Microdosing (w/ Johnny Pemberton)
00:54:02

"I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living."

Johnny Pemberton (22 Jump Street, Superstore) discusses taking LSD at Disneyland, and accidentally overdosing while trying to microdose. Meanwhile, Nicole's candy-flipping and wants to start microdosing shrooms.

Plus, Nicole goes over some of her latest awkward dating app conversations, and Johnny suggests some new wild dating tips for Nicole to try out.

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Jul 12, 2019
Nicole's Choice of Porn (w/ Ronnie Adrian)
00:59:20

"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"

Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, White Women) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat.

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Jul 05, 2019
The Opposite of a Meet-Cute (w/ Alice Wetterlund)
01:00:04

Alice Wetterlund (Girl Code, Treks and the City podcast) joins Nicole to discuss their Girl Code tour horror stories, talk about men who claim to have dated celebrities (we're talking about YOU, Moby) and Alice's newfound interest in butt stuff. Plus, Nicole shares details on her new book deal!

You can email Nicole at baconcansave@gmail.com. Nicole might respond if she's drunk.

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Jun 28, 2019
Top or Bottom? (LIVE w/ Jon Gabrus, Nick Wiger, and Mike Mitchell)
01:25:02

Freshly drunk from a power-hour, Gabrus (High & Mighty), Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join Nicole to discuss how they would want to die, their favorite sex positions, and if they like ass play. They also answer audience questions about post-sex snacks, favorite porn genres, and their craziest sex stories. Plus, Nicole helps officiate a live marriage proposal.

Listen to the High & Mighty Power-Hour they recorded here:

https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty/212-chicago-power-hour-with-nick-wiger-mike-mitchell-and-nicole-byer

This was recorded at Thalia Hall for HeadGum Live in Chicago.

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Jun 21, 2019
How to Share Secrets on Drag Race (w/ Shangela)
00:59:33

D.J. 'Shangela' Pierce (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) discusses his struggles with dating, getting picked up by fans, and describes his perfect partner. Plus, Shangela shares how drag queen share secrets on the set of Drag Race, and who he's rooting to be cast on the next season.

Be sure to check out Shangela's podcast, Shangela.

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Jun 14, 2019
Sleeping with DJs (w/ Greta Titelman)
00:59:35

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... But not this."

Greta Titelman (The Worst podcast) breaks the double-standard behind having sex on a first date, talks about their first masturbation stories, and what it's like to date and sleep with DJs. Nicole enlists Twitter to help her find a man she met in a shoe.

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Jun 07, 2019
BONUS: The One That Got Away (w/ Blair Socci)
01:01:43

Blair Socci (stand-up, The Blair & Greta Show) discusses what it's like to date an "influencer", how to have an amicable break up with your ex, and the pro/cons of dating comedians. Plus, Nicole reads your listener submitted stories about the one that got away!

This bonus episode is brought to you by Netflix's Always Be My Maybe! Watch it on Netflix now and in select theaters.

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Jun 04, 2019
Having Sex in Drag (LIVE from DragCon 2019 w/ Vicky Vox)
00:58:07

Drag queen Vicky Vox (DWV, Magic Mike XXL) joins Nicole to discuss having sex in drag, using AOL messenger to lose your virginity, and where to find the biggest dicks. Nicole had sex with a Canadian that left actual nuts in her pussy. She's also getting photos AirDrop'd to her by audience members. It's a real wild show.

They also answer audience questions about fisting, taking a big dick, and their ideal wedding proposal.

This was recorded live at RuPaul's DragCon 2019.

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May 31, 2019
Dating in the 3rd Grade (w/ Beth Stelling)
00:59:32

Beth Stelling (Crashing, I Love You, America) discusses the crazy things they learned in school, what it was like to have a 3rd grade boyfriend, how she met her current boyfriend doing stand-up.

A fan threatens to sleep with Nicole, but doesn't follow through.

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May 24, 2019
How to Date Long Distance (w/ Demi Adejuyigbe)
00:53:04

Demi Adejuyigbe (The Late Late Show with James Corden, Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss how he found love on Twitter, how to successfully date long distance, and at what point you should tell your Tinder match what you're into. Plus, Nicole reads some embarrassing opening Bumble conversations.

Venmo $13 to @electrolemon.

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May 17, 2019
How to get Banned from Tinder (w/ Eleanor Bray)
01:03:22

Eleanor Bray (Nicole's old assistant!) comes on to discuss what it was like working as Nicole's assistant, how she got banned on Tinder, and the musicals they've performed in. They also share their love for pole-dancing, and Nicole manifests her dream man.

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May 10, 2019
Heckled Online and Offline (w/ Miel Bredouw)
01:08:42

"I hope my dad ate ass."

Miel Bredouw (Punch Up The Jam podcast) joins Nicole to discuss online harassment, what it was like to 'date' on Vine and what kind of sex their parents would've been into.

Nicole's developed a new technique to handle hecklers on the road, and has a running Twitter beef with John Cleese. She also shares the future of the podcast if she were to ever find a boyfriend.

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May 03, 2019
Building a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)
01:00:02

"You get a social security number when you're born, you should also get a therapist that you have to see when you turn 13."

Laura and Rachel (Girls on Porn podcast) teach Nicole how to create a sex roster, shares signs of a good therapist, discuss their favorite type of porn, and if they swipe right on friends. Nicole provides advice to young woman struggling with measuring their sexual expectations in life.

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Apr 26, 2019
High School Dating (w/ Cameron Esposito)
00:56:26

Cameron Esposito (Put Your Hands Together, Queery podcast) discusses what it's like to host a show with her ex-wife, her past experience working as a circus ring leader, and how it feels to get dumped as a couple. Nicole shares her experience 'coming out' to her parents for liking dicks.

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Apr 19, 2019
Getting an STI from Grindr (w/ Matt Rogers)
00:58:33

"If it got leaked - everyone would know that I'm really good at sucking dick."

Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas podcast) discuss their experiences with Scientology, what it's like being too "intimidating" to date, and shares how he got his first STI from Grindr.

Matt also details his last messy relationship, whether he considers himself to be a top or bottom, and his love for sending nudes. Interested in watching Nicole's sex tape? Just ask her after a live show!

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Apr 12, 2019
Death & Taxes (w/ Punam Patel)
01:05:03

"Would I rather live a shorter life where I'm happier, than a long one where I have to work so hard to be healthy? More often than not I choose shorter."

Things get serious in this episode. Punam Patel (I Feel Bad, Alone Together) joins Nicole to discuss dating as an "aggressive" woman, living as a diabetic, and whether or not they believe in assisted suicide. They also provide plenty of tips for organizing your trust, and taxes!

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Apr 05, 2019
BONUS: Bad Birthday Hookup (LIVE w/ Dulcé Sloan)
01:28:44

"If he had chest hair, I would've had rug burn. That's all I'm saying."

Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) discuss their mutual hate for Coffee Meets Bagel, share some of their worst hookup stories, discuss which vibrators they use as massagers, and why Dulcé's superstitious about masturbating. Nicole begs everybody to cum everyday. They also answer questions from the audience in a very special podcast Q&A!

This episode was recorded live at JFL NorthWest in Vancouver, Canada.

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Apr 02, 2019
Learning How to Love Yourself (w/ Charla Lauriston)
01:10:37

"Every black person I know is in therapy. And if they're not, I encourage them to be."

Charla Lauriston (Ghosted, People of Earth) dissects white privilege, how hard it is to be a black woman in the dating scene, and the uphill battle to learn how to love yourself. Nicole Byer is stating a war with Jeff Bezos, shares her opinion on Taylor Swift (it's not good) and they both discuss their favorite weed to smoke. Nicole provides a listener some important dating advice that everyone should hear.

Come see Charla record her first comedy album at the Pasadena Ice House April 3rd. Get tickets at icehousecomedy.com/event.cfm?id=525199&cart

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Mar 29, 2019
Blowjob Tips (w/ Jake and Amir)
00:59:01

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice.

Nicole shares the insane things she requests in her final will and funeral. She's also jumping back in the app game and has Jake and Amir rate her new Tinder profile.

Check out Jake and Amir's advice podcast If I Were You.

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Mar 22, 2019
Date Exit Strategy (w/ Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart)
00:53:27

"Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with."

Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart (This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-to lies to get out of bad dates, share their awful dating experiences, and go through Nicole's Raya profile. Nicole's not feeling so horny and is worried there may be something wrong with her. She also shares an insane meet-cute she had with a very drunk man.

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Mar 15, 2019
Putting Faith in your Love Life (w/ Liza Treyger)
00:52:37

"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation."

Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual beliefs that help to shape their relationships, in addition to make-up and wardrobe issues, the Fyre Festival documentaries, and how boring people suck.

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Mar 08, 2019
How to Kiss (w/ Matt Ingebretson)
00:54:39

"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like."

Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV has helped their dating life, and what a "date night" looks like for couples in the modern day. Nicole realizes she's moaning in her sleep.

Be sure to check out season 2 of Corporate on Comedy Central!

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Mar 01, 2019
Why You Need Couple's Therapy (w/ Naomi Ekperigin)
01:06:27

"There's nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe"

Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple's therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal. Also, Nicole gets a crazy text from her sister, and helps her find a husband.

Be sure to check out Naomi's podcast, Couple's Therapy!

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Feb 22, 2019
Eskimo Sisters (w/ Skyler Hurt)
01:04:10

Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to be eskimo sisters. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right on her, why they continued dating despite Nicole's smoking, and asks if she would've still dated her if she hadn't known her work.

Skyler gives Nicole the cold hard truth why they stopped dating.

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Feb 15, 2019
Period Horror Stories (w/ Toni Charline)
01:12:54

Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid-Doughboys recording, and the times they've worn underwear incorrectly.

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Feb 08, 2019
Dealing with Creeps (w/ Trixie Mattel)
01:06:43

Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars!

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Feb 01, 2019
All Things Panties (w/ Eliot Glazer)
01:05:08

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell.

Be sure to check out Eliot's podcast, You're Making it Worse!

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Jan 25, 2019
Role-Playing (w/ Rachel Bloom)
00:53:27

"Good role-playing is just bad improv"

Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating and considers dating a ghost. She also describes her love for cocaine.

Be sure to check out Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on CW!

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Jan 18, 2019
Seeking Professional Advice (w/ Dr. Chris Donaghue)
00:44:21

Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline, sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at once, the importance of sharing your needs and kinks with your partner, and the importance in masturbating in this sex-positive episode!

Thank you to TENGA and Dr. Chris for providing Nicole with the beautiful sex toy giftbasket.

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Jan 11, 2019
Finding your S/O's Pet Name (w/ Elizabeth Ho)
00:47:08

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs.

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Jan 04, 2019
Scheduling Your Booty Calls (w/ Raiza Licea)
00:50:21

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment"

Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own.

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Dec 28, 2018
Dating Gay Twins (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
00:53:28

"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet"

Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her.

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Dec 21, 2018
Getting Past Dick Size (w/ Lisa Hanawalt)
00:53:42

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend."

Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt.

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Dec 14, 2018
Love, Lust, and Infatuation (w/ Baron Vaughn)
01:00:26

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt."

Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused.

Check out the New Negroes show on Comedy Central in 2019!

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Dec 07, 2018
Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)
00:56:17

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance.

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Nov 30, 2018
Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)
01:00:59

"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"

Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact.

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Nov 23, 2018
Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)
00:57:00

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."

Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together.

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Nov 16, 2018
Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk)
01:05:00

"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me"

Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. Oops! Also, Nicole's sister's eHarmony account has been hacked with photos of white women. The internet is straight up crazy.

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Nov 09, 2018
Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)
01:02:39

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman."

Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist.

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Nov 02, 2018
Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
00:58:30

"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy"

Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages.

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Oct 26, 2018
Ice Cold Kiss (w/ Tony Rodriguez)
01:00:38

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate.

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Oct 19, 2018
Limp Dick (w/ Pandora Boxx)
00:57:07

Pandora Boxx (RuPaul's Drag Race S2) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags.

Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube.

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Oct 12, 2018
Nicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)
00:57:28

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one.

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Oct 05, 2018
The Trouble with Threesomes (w/ Jazzmyne Robbins)
00:53:05

Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes.

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Sep 28, 2018
Sex Tapes (w/ Roz Drezfalez)
00:53:25

Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub.

Roz's Instagram: @rozdrezfalez

Roz's Podcast: The Gasp

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Sep 21, 2018
Nicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)
00:49:17

Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body.

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Sep 14, 2018
Booty Call Horror Story (w/ Jameela Jamil)
00:59:50

Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) chats about how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date.

Check out Jameela's "I Weigh" Instagram, a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we are, beyond the flesh on our bones.

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Sep 07, 2018
Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)
00:47:28

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches.

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Aug 31, 2018
Wes from Nailed It is here! (w/ Weston Bahr)
00:51:37

Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode.

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Aug 24, 2018
Why'd You Stop Dating Me? (w/ Nick Snow)
00:58:06

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her.

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Aug 17, 2018
Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)
01:03:26

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it.

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Aug 10, 2018
Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)
00:59:13

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile.

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Aug 03, 2018
Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)
00:56:47

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories.

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Jul 27, 2018
Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)
01:08:25

Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages.

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Jul 20, 2018
Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)
00:53:48

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts.

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Jul 13, 2018
Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)
01:18:44

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles.

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Jul 06, 2018
Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)
01:05:50

Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once.

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Jun 29, 2018
Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)
00:58:11

Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids.

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Jun 22, 2018
Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)
01:04:16

The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss the latest cases of sexual assault in the entertainment industry.

Be sure to check out Gabrus's podcast High & Mighty, on the Headgum network.

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Jun 15, 2018
Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)
01:02:08

Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio!

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Jun 08, 2018
Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)
00:49:26

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality.

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Jun 01, 2018
Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper)
01:02:45

Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday. You DON'T want to miss this episode.

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May 25, 2018
Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O'Hara)
00:51:09

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara (RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience.

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May 18, 2018
The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)
00:59:51

Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex.

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May 11, 2018
Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene)
01:02:19

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys on AIM and also shares her virginity story. This episode is juicy, juicy, juicy and you don't want to miss it!


May 04, 2018
Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov)
00:47:16

Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online.

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Apr 27, 2018
Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday)
00:51:13

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex.

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Apr 20, 2018
Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)
00:58:19

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup.

Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum!

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Apr 13, 2018
Nicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)
01:00:35

With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you.

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Apr 06, 2018
The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
00:55:51

What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black (UCB Comedy, The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening. This episode is a wild one and you don't want to miss it.

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Mar 29, 2018
Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion)
00:54:59

Mano Agapion (UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story.

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Mar 23, 2018
What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)
00:49:15

Langan Kingsley (Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man.

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Mar 16, 2018
The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)
00:54:19

Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker.

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Mar 09, 2018
Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)
00:49:19

This week Mike Mitchell (The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it.

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Mar 02, 2018
Sexting (w/ Jen D'Angelo)
00:42:01

Jen D'Angelo (Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting.

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Feb 23, 2018
Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)
00:54:57

Brooks Wheelan (SNL) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney.

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Feb 16, 2018
Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)
00:41:50

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


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And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

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Feb 09, 2018
Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)
00:54:03

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane (Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Feb 02, 2018
Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
00:55:25

Jacob Wysocki (*Loosely Exactly Nicole, UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies".

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Jan 26, 2018
Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)
00:51:48

Joanna Bradley (UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Jan 19, 2018
Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman)
00:46:53

George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy


And finally, check out Loosely Exactly Nicole on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/looselyexactlynicole/

Jan 12, 2018
We're Getting Juiced (w/ Alison Rich)
00:54:14

Alison Rich (The Goldbergs, Party Over Here) joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Nicole is connected to the Kardashians, and the time Nicole slept with a man who had a LIZARD in his room.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer on social media:

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Jan 04, 2018
What's Up with Hair Conditioner? (w/ Ben Axelrad)
00:48:08

Nicole's friend Ben Axelrad (UCB Comedy, Definitely Dying Podcast) joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped dating after 3 dates.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

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Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 29, 2017
The Science Behind Dating Apps (w/ Emily Heller)
01:05:09

Emily Heller (Comedian, Baby Geniuses) joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dated.

Know how IMDB's star meter works? Please tell us. Email Nicole at baconcansave@gmail.com.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

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Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 21, 2017
Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
00:45:54

Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA!

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.


Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 15, 2017
Bad Hookups (w/ Dan Lippert)
00:59:20

Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 08, 2017
Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)
00:56:09

On the first episode of Why Won't You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don't Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discuss her past green card marriage, and talk about a lil make out shesh they had.

You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy

Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.

Follow Nicole Byer:

Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

Twitter: @nicolebyer

Instagram: @nicolebyer

Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Dec 01, 2017
Why Won't You Date Me? Here's a Little Tease.
00:08:08

Why is Nicole so single? She's cute, funny, has a fat ass, and loves giving blow jobs. This podcast is a quest to find the answer. Join Nicole and her guests - comedians and ex-lovers, as they boil it down why dating as a comedian is so hard.

Subscribe to Why Won't You Date Me today, and get ready for the first episode to drop 12/1!

Nov 15, 2017