You Can't Do That

By Never Not Media

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Episodes: 202

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 Sep 7, 2018

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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.


Episode Date
#190: Takes Two To Scam-Tango
Apr 29, 2024
Bonus #32: Playoffs Bracketeering [TEASER]
Apr 21, 2024
#189: Goalie Existentialism
Apr 16, 2024
#188: Bobbleheist
Mar 20, 2024
#187: Swaddle The Bruiser
Mar 05, 2024
#186: Longing To Shroom
Feb 13, 2024
#185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome
Jan 30, 2024
#184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle
Jan 09, 2024
#183: Cap Trick
Dec 12, 2023
#182: The Banality of Bureaucratic Evil
Nov 28, 2023
#181: Large Talk
Nov 14, 2023
#180: Revolutionary Allyship
Oct 31, 2023
#179: Can't Spell "Gary" Without "Gay"
Oct 17, 2023
#178: A Bird Has Sung Today
Oct 06, 2023
#177: Slut Bouquet
Jun 20, 2023
#176: Our Hero, Whomst
Jun 01, 2023
#175: The Presidents' Cursey Troph
May 04, 2023
#174: Entwined In Suckitude
Apr 18, 2023
#173: Wear The Gay Shirt, Bigot!
Apr 06, 2023
#172: Boba Grunge Battle Clowns
Mar 21, 2023
#171: Balms For Lost Boys
Mar 07, 2023
#170: Kindred Potatoes
Feb 21, 2023
UNLOCKED Bonus: Just A Little Love Bot (2020)
Feb 14, 2023
#169: Dunk That Donk
Feb 07, 2023
#168: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, F*cked Up
Jan 24, 2023
#167: Jordan Eberle (Taylor's Version)
Jan 11, 2023
#166: Slam The Last Dance
Dec 30, 2022
#165: Unsuccessful Pattern Mixing
Dec 13, 2022
#164: Staal Blindness
Nov 29, 2022
#163: Business Eagle Altruism
Nov 19, 2022
#162: Dropouts, Quitters, and Sagittarians
Nov 01, 2022
#161: Spiritually Booed
Oct 18, 2022
#160: TJ Oshie's Map To The Stars
Oct 04, 2022
Official Trailer: Season 6
Sep 30, 2022
#159: A Special Dilf Treat
Jul 01, 2022
#158: Twinkophobia
Jun 18, 2022
#157: Absolutely Pompoozled
Jun 09, 2022
#156: A Meaty Little Mouthful
Jun 02, 2022
#155: Havegoodday Pretyman
May 26, 2022
#154: Department Of Player Suffering
May 19, 2022
#153: Sex Negative
May 13, 2022
#152: A Variety Pack Of Stone-Cold Freakos
May 05, 2022
#151: Shrieking Screeching Eagle
Apr 22, 2022
#150: Mr. Bitch
Apr 14, 2022
#149: Tough Times For Toddlers
Apr 08, 2022
#148: Chugging The Friendship Wine
Mar 31, 2022
#147: Nut Bustington
Mar 24, 2022
#146: Kuzy's Hand Tattoo Island
Mar 17, 2022
#145: Snake Caper
Mar 11, 2022
#144: What Makes A BoyMan?
Feb 24, 2022
#143: Crush You, Crumpets
Feb 18, 2022
#142: Feel'd Day
Feb 10, 2022
#141: Right-Click-Save That Ape
Feb 03, 2022
#140: Cryptid Internship
Jan 27, 2022
#139: Through A Wormhole Darkly
Jan 21, 2022
#138: The Chicago Bootleggers
Jan 13, 2022
#137: Bitcoins In A Metaverse Wishing Well
Jan 07, 2022
Bonus: Merry Happy Hockey Goopsmas
Dec 30, 2021
#136: Bitter, Immoral, Godless
Dec 23, 2021
#135: The Spankies
Dec 16, 2021
#134: Peak Bestie
Dec 09, 2021
#133: Who Bites?!
Dec 02, 2021
#132: Kid Rock's Little Caesars Emporium
Nov 25, 2021
#131: On The Verge Of Tasteless
Nov 19, 2021
#130: Kinda Fun! Also Grim
Nov 11, 2021
#129: Enemy (American)
Nov 04, 2021
#128: tHe MiAsMa oF HoRRoR
Oct 28, 2021
#127: Mise En Trash
Oct 19, 2021
#126: Tkachuksa Nostra
Oct 12, 2021
#125: The Elephant Vacuum
Sep 14, 2021
#124: Assigned Meat At Birth
Aug 03, 2021
#123: Load-Bearing Paper Dolls
Jun 15, 2021
#122: What's The Mitchuation?
Jun 09, 2021
#121: Gatekeeping Flip Cup
Jun 01, 2021
#120: O Bettman, My Bettman
May 27, 2021
#119: The Vibe's In Hell
May 18, 2021
#118: Born On The Floor
May 11, 2021
#117: Cinched It
May 04, 2021
#116: Follicle Watch 2021
Apr 27, 2021
#115: Acceptance Pod
Apr 20, 2021
#114: Beard Benching
Apr 13, 2021
#113: The McNugget Manscape
Apr 06, 2021
#112: Eau du Heterosexuál
Mar 30, 2021
#111: Eyes Wide Shut For Bros
Mar 23, 2021
#110: Debunk THIS
Mar 09, 2021
#109: Cruller Of The Month
Mar 02, 2021
#108: Horse Girls Are Face Blind
Feb 23, 2021
#107: Canuck Cuck for Tkachuk
Feb 16, 2021
#106: S*per B*wl S*turday
Feb 10, 2021
#105: Colleague (Well Regarded)
Feb 03, 2021
#104: Contemporize Your Shtick!
Jan 28, 2021
#103: Older, Bigger, Kinder
Jan 20, 2021
#102: Jams In The Stable
Jan 13, 2021
#101: Dicking Around
Jan 07, 2021
#100: A Postmodern Breakdown
Dec 30, 2020
#99: Drunk Histories
Dec 16, 2020
#98: World-Eating Thighs
Dec 09, 2020
Official Trailer: Season 4
Dec 05, 2020
#97: Time Warp! Penguins @ Capitals, 2/7/2010
Dec 02, 2020
#96: Teen Freaks Can't Thrive (Listener Questions 2020)
Oct 28, 2020
#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds
Oct 21, 2020
#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?
Oct 14, 2020
#93: The Disneyland of Ass
Oct 07, 2020
#92: Severe Teacher Voice
Sep 30, 2020
#91: A Home For Wayward Finns
Sep 23, 2020
#90: On Too Much Of One
Sep 16, 2020
#89: Chekhov's TK
Sep 09, 2020
#88: The Shallow Well of Patience
Sep 02, 2020
#87: Simps For Ted
Aug 26, 2020
#86: If It Sucks...Hit Da Bricks
Aug 19, 2020
#85: Too Much Exposition
Aug 05, 2020
#84: Hotel Whomst
Jul 22, 2020
#83: The Lisa Vanderpump Canon
Apr 30, 2020
#82: Gay Baby Jail
Apr 22, 2020
#81: Game Commentary
Apr 15, 2020
#80: Coastal Foraging For Razor Clams
Apr 08, 2020
#79: Ah! Sounds Mighty Right
Apr 02, 2020
#78: Welcome To The Void
Mar 25, 2020
#77: Disasterpod!
Mar 14, 2020
#76: Untitled Gusev Game
Mar 04, 2020
#75: Leafed It!
Feb 26, 2020
#74: Catfight In A Junkyard
Feb 19, 2020
#73: The One With All The Rats
Feb 12, 2020
#72: Consolation Crime
Feb 05, 2020
#71: A Good Bi Week
Jan 29, 2020
#70: F#$&*d-Up Under-Rock Bugs
Jan 22, 2020
#69: Nice.
Jan 15, 2020
#68: Very Informed Punditry
Jan 08, 2020
#67: Gremlin On The Shemlin
Jan 01, 2020
#66: Going Fast, Huge
Dec 25, 2019
#65: An Egg For Everyone
Dec 18, 2019
#64: The San Jose Wife Guys
Dec 11, 2019
#63: Shenanigannery
Nov 27, 2019
#62: Ev-kevin/Kev-geny
Nov 20, 2019
#61: Hot Dumb Hockey University
Nov 13, 2019
#60: John Carlson Cannot Twerk.
Nov 06, 2019
#59: The Snickscourse
Oct 30, 2019
#58: TLV (Tender Loving Vengeance)
Oct 23, 2019
#57: Welcome Meat
Oct 17, 2019
#56: Abs All The Way Down
Oct 09, 2019
#55: A Very Dope Cocoon
Sep 11, 2019
#54: Spiritual Veneers
Aug 07, 2019
Bonus: A Bull Named Captain Obvious (feat. Jason Rogers)
Jul 19, 2019
#53: YCDT's Senior Hockeys Sanctuary (Listener Questions 2019)
Jul 03, 2019
#52: A Pleasant Fiction
Jun 26, 2019
#51: Alexa, Play Pitbull
Jun 19, 2019
#50: Projected Misery
Jun 12, 2019
#49: Spooking A Hunk
Jun 05, 2019
#48: Oh, And Your Kids Are Ugly
May 22, 2019
#47: This Episode Is Not Called "Sex Cousins"
May 15, 2019
#46: Powerwashed
May 08, 2019
#45: Loose Noodles
May 01, 2019
#44: The Ferda Metric
Apr 24, 2019
#43: Mea Hornimus Culpa
Apr 17, 2019
#42: Alabama Baby Thot
Apr 10, 2019
#41: Cat Law and Sunfish
Apr 03, 2019
YCDT Is Now On Patreon!
Mar 27, 2019
#40: Nobody Asked, Jeff.
Mar 27, 2019
#39: Evgeni Malkin's Borscht Palace and Sushi Bar
Mar 20, 2019
#38: White Wine On An ATV
Mar 13, 2019
#37: Overrate This A$$
Mar 06, 2019
#36: The Dirtbag Triad
Feb 27, 2019
#35: Brittle Twizzler
Feb 21, 2019
#34: All By Myself Dot MP3
Feb 13, 2019
#33: Is THIS A Handsome Man??
Feb 06, 2019
#32: @NotAPenguin78
Jan 30, 2019
#31: The Desert of Whoms
Jan 23, 2019
#30: Sympathy For The Overdog
Jan 16, 2019
#29: Jumbo Jamie
Jan 09, 2019
#28: Kids And Their Devices
Dec 26, 2018
#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town
Dec 19, 2018
#26: Andre Burakovsky's Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week
Dec 12, 2018
#25: Arena Mood Lighting
Dec 05, 2018
#24: How To Neg A Man
Nov 21, 2018
#23: Capital L "Like" Capital T "That"
Nov 14, 2018
#22: Severe Magician Face
Nov 08, 2018
#21: Normcore Passing
Oct 31, 2018
#20: Someone's Canuck-in' At Your Door
Oct 24, 2018
#19: Halloween? Or Niche Torture??
Oct 17, 2018
#18: D***y Desensitization
Oct 10, 2018
#17: Listener Questions!
Oct 03, 2018
#16: The Ballad of Nicke & Ovi
Aug 24, 2018
#15: A Goat Named War Games (feat. Jason Rogers)
Jul 27, 2018
#14: Weekend At Backy's
Jun 15, 2018
#13: Hashtag Feminine Features
Jun 07, 2018
#12: Soft Filters and Star Wipes
Jun 02, 2018
#11: Fizzing Like A Rocket Pop
May 25, 2018
#10: Thanks, Zodiac Hockey Dot Com
May 23, 2018
#09: F Is For "Family of Werewolves"
May 16, 2018
#08: Playing For Love (And Spite)
May 09, 2018
#07: Chess on a Hockey Plane
May 02, 2018
#06: Appreciate Our Daughter!!
Apr 25, 2018
#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent
Apr 18, 2018
Bonus: Hockey Chirps Hall of Fame
Apr 13, 2018
#04: Golf. Space. My Dog.
Apr 04, 2018
Bonus: Hockey Coven As
Mar 30, 2018
#03: No Ethical Consumption Under Late-Stage NHL
Mar 22, 2018
Bonus: A Little ‘Stitious
Mar 16, 2018
#02: Schrödinger's Dick
Mar 08, 2018
Bonus: Pitch Hockey 2 Me
Mar 02, 2018
#01: Upsies For Fifi!
Feb 23, 2018
Coming Soon!
Feb 22, 2018