You Can't Do That
By Never Not Media
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Episodes: 243
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Sep 7, 2018
Description
A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
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#228: Jarv-Pilled
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Jun 19, 2026 |
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#227: High-Danger Goofin'
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Jun 05, 2026 |
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#226: The Upsides
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May 22, 2026 |
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#225: It's Curtains, Girl!
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May 09, 2026 |
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#224: Not Ovi Til It's Ovi
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Apr 17, 2026 |
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#223: Problematic Age Caps
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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#222: Farewell to the Friendship Factory
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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#221: Wife War
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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#220: Livestreaming At The Bone Church
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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#219: Bobblehead Graveyard
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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#218: A Convenient European
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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#217: Four Sauces, One Haircut
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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#216: The Flower of His Pesthood
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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#215: The Messarounds
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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#214: Chilly Dogg
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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#213: Forward-Facing Dingus
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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#212: Eau du Knockoff
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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Official Trailer: Season 9
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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#211: Meme-Fodder Boys
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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#210: Recreational Kvetching
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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#209: Open For Swedeness
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May 21, 2025 |
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#208: Limber Groin
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May 08, 2025 |
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#207: A Slightly Different Time Loop
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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#206: Spiders Ovi
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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#205: The Coachmancy
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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#204: Goof And Goofus-er
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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#203: Freaked Up
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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#202: Minion City, USA
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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#201: Too Much, Too Much, Too Many Men
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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200th Episode Retrospective Extravaganza
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Jan 25, 2025 |
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#200: The Locker Room Milieu
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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#199: Hot-n-Ready Spirit
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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#198: One (1) Nut November
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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#197: Pervert For Pittsburgh
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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#196: Amulet4Amulet
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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#195: The Boy Locators
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Official Trailer: Season 8
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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#194: Sleeper Freak
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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#193: Connor McMeltdown
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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#192: Scoot Suit
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May 21, 2024 |
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#191: The Gunk
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May 07, 2024 |
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#190: Takes Two To Scam-Tango
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Bonus #32: Playoffs Bracketeering [TEASER]
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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#189: Goalie Existentialism
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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#188: Bobbleheist
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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#187: Swaddle The Bruiser
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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#186: Longing To Shroom
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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#185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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#184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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#183: Cap Trick
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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#182: The Banality of Bureaucratic Evil
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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#181: Large Talk
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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#180: Revolutionary Allyship
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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#179: Can't Spell "Gary" Without "Gay"
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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#178: A Bird Has Sung Today
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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#177: Slut Bouquet
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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#176: Our Hero, Whomst
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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#175: The Presidents' Cursey Troph
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May 04, 2023 |
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#174: Entwined In Suckitude
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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#173: Wear The Gay Shirt, Bigot!
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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#172: Boba Grunge Battle Clowns
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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#171: Balms For Lost Boys
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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#170: Kindred Potatoes
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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UNLOCKED Bonus: Just A Little Love Bot (2020)
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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#169: Dunk That Donk
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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#168: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, F*cked Up
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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#167: Jordan Eberle (Taylor's Version)
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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#166: Slam The Last Dance
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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#165: Unsuccessful Pattern Mixing
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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#164: Staal Blindness
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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#163: Business Eagle Altruism
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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#162: Dropouts, Quitters, and Sagittarians
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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#161: Spiritually Booed
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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#160: TJ Oshie's Map To The Stars
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Official Trailer: Season 6
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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#159: A Special Dilf Treat
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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#158: Twinkophobia
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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#157: Absolutely Pompoozled
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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#156: A Meaty Little Mouthful
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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#155: Havegoodday Pretyman
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May 26, 2022 |
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#154: Department Of Player Suffering
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May 19, 2022 |
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#153: Sex Negative
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May 13, 2022 |
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#152: A Variety Pack Of Stone-Cold Freakos
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May 05, 2022 |
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#151: Shrieking Screeching Eagle
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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#150: Mr. Bitch
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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#149: Tough Times For Toddlers
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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#148: Chugging The Friendship Wine
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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#147: Nut Bustington
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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#146: Kuzy's Hand Tattoo Island
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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#145: Snake Caper
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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#144: What Makes A BoyMan?
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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#143: Crush You, Crumpets
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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#142: Feel'd Day
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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#141: Right-Click-Save That Ape
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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#140: Cryptid Internship
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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#139: Through A Wormhole Darkly
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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#138: The Chicago Bootleggers
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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#137: Bitcoins In A Metaverse Wishing Well
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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Bonus: Merry Happy Hockey Goopsmas
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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#136: Bitter, Immoral, Godless
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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#135: The Spankies
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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#134: Peak Bestie
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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#133: Who Bites?!
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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#132: Kid Rock's Little Caesars Emporium
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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#131: On The Verge Of Tasteless
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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#130: Kinda Fun! Also Grim
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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#129: Enemy (American)
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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#128: tHe MiAsMa oF HoRRoR
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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#127: Mise En Trash
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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#126: Tkachuksa Nostra
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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#125: The Elephant Vacuum
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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#124: Assigned Meat At Birth
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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#123: Load-Bearing Paper Dolls
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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#122: What's The Mitchuation?
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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#121: Gatekeeping Flip Cup
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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#120: O Bettman, My Bettman
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May 27, 2021 |
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#119: The Vibe's In Hell
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May 18, 2021 |
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#118: Born On The Floor
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May 11, 2021 |
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#117: Cinched It
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May 04, 2021 |
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#116: Follicle Watch 2021
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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#115: Acceptance Pod
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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#114: Beard Benching
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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#113: The McNugget Manscape
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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#112: Eau du Heterosexuál
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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#111: Eyes Wide Shut For Bros
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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#110: Debunk THIS
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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#109: Cruller Of The Month
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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#108: Horse Girls Are Face Blind
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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#107: Canuck Cuck for Tkachuk
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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#106: S*per B*wl S*turday
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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#105: Colleague (Well Regarded)
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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#104: Contemporize Your Shtick!
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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#103: Older, Bigger, Kinder
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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#102: Jams In The Stable
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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#101: Dicking Around
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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#100: A Postmodern Breakdown
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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#99: Drunk Histories
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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#98: World-Eating Thighs
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Official Trailer: Season 4
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Dec 05, 2020 |
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#97: Time Warp! Penguins @ Capitals, 2/7/2010
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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#96: Teen Freaks Can't Thrive (Listener Questions 2020)
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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#93: The Disneyland of Ass
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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#92: Severe Teacher Voice
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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#91: A Home For Wayward Finns
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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#90: On Too Much Of One
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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#89: Chekhov's TK
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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#88: The Shallow Well of Patience
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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#87: Simps For Ted
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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#86: If It Sucks...Hit Da Bricks
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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#85: Too Much Exposition
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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#84: Hotel Whomst
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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#83: The Lisa Vanderpump Canon
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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#82: Gay Baby Jail
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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#81: Game Commentary
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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#80: Coastal Foraging For Razor Clams
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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#79: Ah! Sounds Mighty Right
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Apr 02, 2020 |
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#78: Welcome To The Void
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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#77: Disasterpod!
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Mar 14, 2020 |
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#76: Untitled Gusev Game
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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#75: Leafed It!
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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#74: Catfight In A Junkyard
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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#73: The One With All The Rats
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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#72: Consolation Crime
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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#71: A Good Bi Week
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Jan 29, 2020 |
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#70: F#$&*d-Up Under-Rock Bugs
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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#69: Nice.
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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#68: Very Informed Punditry
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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#67: Gremlin On The Shemlin
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Jan 01, 2020 |
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#66: Going Fast, Huge
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Dec 25, 2019 |
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#65: An Egg For Everyone
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Dec 18, 2019 |
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#64: The San Jose Wife Guys
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Dec 11, 2019 |
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#63: Shenanigannery
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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#62: Ev-kevin/Kev-geny
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Nov 20, 2019 |
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#61: Hot Dumb Hockey University
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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#60: John Carlson Cannot Twerk.
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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#59: The Snickscourse
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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#58: TLV (Tender Loving Vengeance)
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Oct 23, 2019 |
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#57: Welcome Meat
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Oct 17, 2019 |
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#56: Abs All The Way Down
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Oct 09, 2019 |
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#55: A Very Dope Cocoon
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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#54: Spiritual Veneers
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Aug 07, 2019 |
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Bonus: A Bull Named Captain Obvious (feat. Jason Rogers)
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Jul 19, 2019 |
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#53: YCDT's Senior Hockeys Sanctuary (Listener Questions 2019)
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Jul 03, 2019 |
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#52: A Pleasant Fiction
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Jun 26, 2019 |
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#51: Alexa, Play Pitbull
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Jun 19, 2019 |
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#50: Projected Misery
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Jun 12, 2019 |
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#49: Spooking A Hunk
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Jun 05, 2019 |
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#48: Oh, And Your Kids Are Ugly
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May 22, 2019 |
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#47: This Episode Is Not Called "Sex Cousins"
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May 15, 2019 |
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#46: Powerwashed
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May 08, 2019 |
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#45: Loose Noodles
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May 01, 2019 |
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#44: The Ferda Metric
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Apr 24, 2019 |
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#43: Mea Hornimus Culpa
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Apr 17, 2019 |
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#42: Alabama Baby Thot
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Apr 10, 2019 |
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#41: Cat Law and Sunfish
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Apr 03, 2019 |
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YCDT Is Now On Patreon!
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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#40: Nobody Asked, Jeff.
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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#39: Evgeni Malkin's Borscht Palace and Sushi Bar
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Mar 20, 2019 |
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#38: White Wine On An ATV
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Mar 13, 2019 |
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#37: Overrate This A$$
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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#36: The Dirtbag Triad
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Feb 27, 2019 |
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#35: Brittle Twizzler
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Feb 21, 2019 |
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#34: All By Myself Dot MP3
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Feb 13, 2019 |
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#33: Is THIS A Handsome Man??
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Feb 06, 2019 |
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#32: @NotAPenguin78
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Jan 30, 2019 |
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#31: The Desert of Whoms
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Jan 23, 2019 |
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#30: Sympathy For The Overdog
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Jan 16, 2019 |
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#29: Jumbo Jamie
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Jan 09, 2019 |
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#28: Kids And Their Devices
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Dec 26, 2018 |
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#27: A Hard Left Back to Chaos Town
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Dec 19, 2018 |
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#26: Andre Burakovsky's Growth Mindset Affirmation of the Week
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Dec 12, 2018 |
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#25: Arena Mood Lighting
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Dec 05, 2018 |
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#24: How To Neg A Man
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Nov 21, 2018 |
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#23: Capital L "Like" Capital T "That"
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Nov 14, 2018 |
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#22: Severe Magician Face
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Nov 08, 2018 |
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#21: Normcore Passing
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Oct 31, 2018 |
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#20: Someone's Canuck-in' At Your Door
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Oct 24, 2018 |
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#19: Halloween? Or Niche Torture??
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Oct 17, 2018 |
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#18: D***y Desensitization
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Oct 10, 2018 |
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#17: Listener Questions!
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Oct 03, 2018 |
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#16: The Ballad of Nicke & Ovi
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Aug 24, 2018 |
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#15: A Goat Named War Games (feat. Jason Rogers)
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Jul 27, 2018 |
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#14: Weekend At Backy's
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Jun 15, 2018 |
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#13: Hashtag Feminine Features
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Jun 07, 2018 |
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#12: Soft Filters and Star Wipes
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Jun 02, 2018 |
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#11: Fizzing Like A Rocket Pop
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May 25, 2018 |
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#10: Thanks, Zodiac Hockey Dot Com
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May 23, 2018 |
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#09: F Is For "Family of Werewolves"
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May 16, 2018 |
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#08: Playing For Love (And Spite)
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May 09, 2018 |
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#07: Chess on a Hockey Plane
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May 02, 2018 |
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#06: Appreciate Our Daughter!!
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Apr 25, 2018 |
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#05: Enthusiastic Licking Consent
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Apr 18, 2018 |
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Bonus: Hockey Chirps Hall of Fame
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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#04: Golf. Space. My Dog.
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Apr 04, 2018 |
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Bonus: Hockey Coven As
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Mar 30, 2018 |
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#03: No Ethical Consumption Under Late-Stage NHL
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Mar 22, 2018 |
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Bonus: A Little ‘Stitious
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Mar 16, 2018 |
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#02: Schrödinger's Dick
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Mar 08, 2018 |
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Bonus: Pitch Hockey 2 Me
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Mar 02, 2018 |
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#01: Upsies For Fifi!
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Feb 23, 2018 |
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Coming Soon!
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Feb 22, 2018 |