A Lifetime of Hallmark
By Les Kurkendaal-Barrett
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Three guys who discuss movies on Lifetime and The Hallmark Channel and try to make sense of them all. Also, Blac Chyna news. And pop culture.
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All’s Fair in Love and Mahjong: Hallmark’s Most Confusing Business Plan Yet
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May 29, 2026 |
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“Mommy’s Little Princess” | Evil Child Lifetime Movie Recap, Review & Royal Family Chaos
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May 15, 2026 |
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I’ll Be Seeing You on Soul Train on Shrooms to Get Your Tea Patent from Tyler Hynes and Christine Ebersol
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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I Have to Kill My Neighbor Because I am Zen with Stabbing and She is a Real Willy Loosener
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Apr 21, 2026 |
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Two for Tee is Bad at Capitalism Until It’s Time for a Lacey Chabert QR Code To Appear on Screen
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Apr 07, 2026 |
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Wendi McLendon-Covey Didn’t Join the Bridesmaids Reunion at the Oscars, but She Did Rock Some Bad Wigs in Bad Romance - The Vicky White Story
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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Sarah Drew and Matt Long Have The Stars Between Us Even if They Don’t Have The Chemistry Between Each Other
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Mar 07, 2026 |
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The Wrong Baby Daddy Will Keep your Hummel Figurines and Spices Safe but Will Not Build a Shrine to Ernest Borgnine That Vivica A. Fox and Caryn Richman Aren't Gonna See
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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Nobody Dumps Daughter, Especially Not Hudson Williams, Ana Ortiz, or Sheila E.
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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Two Lesbians and The Christmas Baby Start Accidentally Selling Mary Kay Cosmetics to Compete on America’s Next Top Lesbian Skarsgård
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Jan 10, 2026 |
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A Make Or Break Holiday is Enjoyable Even Though It’s Filled with a Bunch of Insufferable People Who Are All There For the Gag Bag
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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Vivica A. Fox, Jackee, and Meredith Thomas Wage The Christmas Campaign to Get Everyone to Flout HR Protocol
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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Holiday Touchdown A Bills Love Story Does Not Star Tony Danza or THAT Chris Brown
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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All’s Fair from Ryan Murphy and starring Kim Kardashian, Sarah Paulson, Glenn Close, Niecy Nash, and Naomi Watts Gives the Park Ranger Academy of the Dramatic Arts Their Biggest Hit Yet
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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The Boarding School Murders is The Facts of Life Told from Jo’s Point of View Where Blair Dies
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Nov 08, 2025 |
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The Groomsmen Last Dance is One More Chance for Tyler Hynes, Jonathan Bennett, and B.J. Britt and other Hallmark Stars to Warn You Not to Fall for Scams as You Fall on Olive Oil In the Can
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Oct 18, 2025 |
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Jonathan Bennett, Tyler Hynes, B.J. Britt, and (probably) a Smelly Phillie Phanatic (offscreen) are Back to Give The Groomsmen Second Chances
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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B.J. Britt, Tyler Hynes, and Jonathan Bennett not JonBenét Ramsey Walk Down the Aisle in The Groomsmen First Look
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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From Sweden, a Pop Culture Catch Up is needed to know that Taylor Swift’s Taylor’s Are Upset Even if Charlie Sheen’s Aren’t
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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I'll Never Let You Go Until Tom Writes His Book, Carlo Takes Off His Shirt, and Emily Finally Gets Some
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Aug 23, 2025 |
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Moriah’s Lighthouse Will Guide you to a Baguettes, a Secret Dungeon and Old Lady Not Linked to the Plot that May Shoot You Point Blank in the Face
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Aug 09, 2025 |
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This Shark Season is a Deep Blue Nightmare for Michael Madsen and for Us
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Aug 02, 2025 |
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Alison Sweeney and Ashley Williams are Sent To Barcelona, With Love to Find Out That Nobody Wants to Read Either of Their Books
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Either a Beej or a Finger Results in A Kidnapping in Amish Country
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Fake Royalty and a Black Hoodie is a Rich Person’s Rumspringa for Elsbeth
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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Signed, Sealed, Delivered - To the Moon and Back is CSI: USPS with a Special Disgusting Delivery to an Ancient Well
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May 05, 2025 |
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The Sins of My Husband Include Not Filling Out a Real Estate Abduction Disclosure Form
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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Hearts Around the Table: Kiki’s Fourth Ingredient is Mindy Cohn on Two Ladders Trying To Figure Out Why There Are So Many Characters in This Movie
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Ellen Pompeo and Mark Duplass Adopt Natalia Grace to Form a Good American Family That Enjoys Soft Meat
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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My Husband’s Seven Wives Made a Tater Tot Casserole for Two Charming Criminals
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Rachel Leigh Cook, Jackie Weaver, and Judy Kain Merge with Charles Dickens, Charles Darwin, and Charles Barkley to Form Sisterhood, Inc.
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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Use Opera Glasses to See Amy Smart, Billy Zane, Ne-Yo, and Greer Grammer Held Hostage in My House Making Hobo Dinners with Jason Dubray
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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The Wish Swap May Be Lacking Details, but at Least There is Breakfast Cake
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Trapped in the Spotlight with Chloroform, Shock Collars, and a Microsoft Zune
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Lacey Chabert Finds An Unexpected Valentine In a Hallmark Movie that Doesn’t Take Place in a Small Town
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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My Sister’s Serial Killer Boyfriend Wore a Black Hoodie to Travel to Atlanta from the Upper or Lower Midwest
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Emma Roberts Goes on a Holidate with Kristen Chenoweth in a Hard R Romantic Comedy that did not feature Ryan Gosling or Erma Bombeck
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Lindsay Lohan and Kristin Chenoweth Let a Little B**ch Altar Boy in on Our Little Secret, and it Looks a Lot Like the Head of Doris Roberts
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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A Nurse to Die For Better Watch Her Back Cuz Caryn Richman is a Badass Gidget
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Homegoods and Nutella Help Danny Pellegrino Deck the Walls with Kate Casey
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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It’s a Make or Bake Christmas for Vivica A. Fox, Jackee Harry, Meredith Thomas, and Seasonal Floaters Who Shouldn’t be Doing Karaoke or Espionage
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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The Merry Gentlemen Find Themselves in a George Glass Menagerie Where Male Strippers Need to Unionize
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Nov 29, 2024 |
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Lacey Chabert Gets Her Monster’s Ball Moment by Bringing Hot Frosty the Snowman Austin Milligan to Life with a Red Scarf
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Tori Spelling, Barry Watson, Seven of Nine, and a Co-Ed Call Girl Walk into a CBS TV Movie that Became a Lifetime Staple
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Look Who’s Stalking A Surgeon This Halloween By Trrying to Escape An Onslaught of Truly Terrible Music by Offering a BOGO deal on Hospital Procedures
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Tom Sandoval, Meredith Thomas, and the New Gidget Are All Looking for A Nanny to Die For
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Read Between the Lines (of Coke) - Falling Together is a Great PSA for Alzheimer’s Awareness
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Before Will & Harper, Will Ferrell and Harper Steele Encountered A Deadly Adoption with Kristen Wiig
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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A Poor Man’s Keanu Reeves, A Dollar Store Connie Britton, and A Dime Store Paul Giamatti Covene at My Killer Reunion
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Eric Roberts, Matt Rife, and (not) Jimmy Buffet Don’t Want You to Sleep on Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Your Aunt Gert Carries Some Magic Lemon Drops and Has Probably Been in a Bar Fight
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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A Costa Rican Wedding Gets Lost in the Jungle Because Monkeys Stole Anything Potenially Likable about This Movie
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Miss Cleo: Her Rise and Fall with Tarot Specialist, Paranormal Investigator, and Thighmaster-stan Ken Boggle
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: One Royal Holiday
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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I Thought My Husband’s Wife Was Dead but She was Just in a Nap Dress and it Wasn’t Blac Chyna
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: Psycho Stripper
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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A World Christmas Record is Set in Losing Loose Legal Documents in a Zipliess Situation
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: Edge of the Garden
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Lies and Ex Wives: Secrets on Maple Street is Apparently Part of a Series of Movies Trying to be Despearate Housewives
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: Salt-N-Pepa
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Ms. Christmas Comes to Town And Can Go Straight to Hell
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: Christmas with a Prince
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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The Amish Stud Goes on Rumspringa with Too Many Barbaras, a Bishop with Too Much Spirit Gum, and Joyce Dewitt Type with Too Many Tattoos
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: My Stepfather's Secret
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Falling Like Snowflakes Proves to be a Worthy Showcase for the Graduating Class of the Park Ranger Academy of the Arts
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: One Winter Proposal
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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A Game of Post Office Happens Because My Mom Made Me Do It and Love Laughs at Locksmiths
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: Killer Contractor
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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For Love and Honey Hits the Sweet Spot With Bad Bee Puns, An Invaluable Infrared Guy, and a Hot Mayor Who’s Really Hot
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Throwback Thursday Replay: A Shoe Addict's Christmas starring Candace Cameron Bure, Jean Smart, Luke Macfarlane, and Kristian Brunn
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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There Must Be a Devil on My Doorstep Because We’ve Now Somehow Become a Sports Podcast
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Joining the Blind Date Book Club is Expensive When Self-Publish Before Getting Feedback
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Killer Fortune Teller Is Not Actually a Fortune Teller According to An Actual Line of Dialogue in this Movie
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May 21, 2024 |
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A Chef’s Deadly Revenge Serves up Zero Tension and a Whole Lotta Pig
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May 14, 2024 |
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The Legend of the Lost Locket Is As Big a Mystery as Learning Exactly What The Schmoo Is
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Million Dollar Lethal Listing Hits the Market Thanks to Jackee Harry, Meredith Thomas, and a Homeowner That’s All To Eager to Let Squatters Stay in HIs Home
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Killer Cheer Mom Denise Richards Snoops the Old Fashioned Way And Takes On Max from Hart to Hart
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Lindsay Lohan Has an Irish Wish to Get in a Netflix Loop Group with the Illuminati to Get in the Bible or Win a Golden Globe
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Guiding Les through Guiding Emily, a Cautionary Tale about Fiber and Ambien
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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It’s Worse to Have a Nut Allergy on Bathhouse Row Than It is to be Betrayed by My Bridesmaid
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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An American in Austen Tries to Invoke Jane Austen as Directed by Brian DePalma Starring Sarah Ferguson
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Woman with the Red Lipstick Brings the Black Hoodie back to Lifetime for Some Pogo Sticking!
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Winter Castle Features the Most Heinous Villain We’ve Ever Seen in a Movie, and Not Because She would’ve Saltburn-ed Someone
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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The Wrong Life Coach Can’t Even Help You Avoid a Bat… Or fromTaking Boudoir Photos at Olan Mills with Meredith Thomas
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Dying for Fame Because Stalkers Work in Teams That Post All of Their Moves on Reddit
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Melissa McCarthy Unleashed a Genie Out of the Box Because These Wish Rules Are Chaotic as the Klumps
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Ladies of the 80’s: A Divas Christmas Features Incredible Tales of Craft Services Tables From Years Past
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Hallmark’s A Merry Scottish Christmas is Basically Succession if Lacey Chabert and Scott Wolf Don’t Want the Empire
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Gay Icon Burt Young is Roomies with Corey Haim Because Everything in the 80’s was Problematic
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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The Moonlighting Pilot Triggers a ConversationAbout Nazis and Gay Nightclubs That Should Not Miss
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Suzanne Somers in Three’s Company - Chrissy and the Guru
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Notorious Cheers Spinoff (That Isn’t Frasier) The Tortellis Features a Cameo from Barbie co-star Rhea Perlman
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Dr. Seuss’ Halloween is Grinch Night is nothing but Class and Cocaine and Smelly Wind
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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What a Country America is When Famous Russian Yakov Smirnoff Becomes Ronald Reagan’s Speechwriter and Martina Navratilova is on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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The Holograms of Pia Zadora, Jermaine Jackson, Journey, and Slade Walk Ride a Vespa into a Podcast…
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Was Beyonce Inspired to Make Lemonade Because Don Johnson Made Heartbeat?
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Laverne and Shirley in the Army Marches Toward So Many Pig Puns
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Will Smith Did Not Have the Heart and Soul to Star in a Sitcom with Morris Day, James Avery, and Tisha Campbell
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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Ann Jillian, Fiona Apple’s Dad, and Jennifer Slept Here Instead of a Lifetime or Hallmark Movie This Week
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Grab Your Merkin to Take Me Back for Christmas to Explore the Maplewood Real Estate Market
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Jul 20, 2023 |