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Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins are bringing their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country. Whether it is political chatter coming from Washington or the latest case of “Florida Man”, MVR will make sure you are aware of what’s going on — and their unique takes on every topic.

Episode Date
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 3, 2022
Jim Acosta and Bill Nye spread climate change misinformation, a U.S. official says Nordstream bombing offers enormous opportunity, and pumpkin spice trash bags.
Oct 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 30, 2022
One official says the destruction of Nordstream "accelerates" the green agenda, another bad inflation report, and it's the Friday Five!
Sep 30, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 29, 2022
Climate change causes hurricanes! The average American spends a lot of time in "autopilot". And Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting divorced.
Sep 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 28, 2022
Where is Jackie Walorski? A Vice News team learned first-hand how sex offenders behave. And can we make another MVR dream come true?
Sep 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 27, 2022
Gas station owners are to blame for high gasoline prices again, Fauci makes an admission, and Keith Olbermann makes an admission!
Sep 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 26, 2022
The White House wants you to ignore what's going on on Wall Street, Democrats are again using the "H" name to describe a former president, and a climate change fanatic slips up, admitting she flew to Fiji!
Sep 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 23, 2022
The man in charge of border security says it is secure, our Joe-setta Stone may need an update after the latest audio of the president speaking, and the Friday Five!
Sep 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 22, 2022
California governor Gavin Newsom blames Trump for people leaving California, AOC says we need immigrants to be America's baby makers, and an "epic" man vs. squirrel battle!
Sep 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 21, 2022
The White House says there is nothing to talk about with the governors of Texas and Florida, one member of Congress keeps beating dead horse with debunked horse whipping tale, and, wait, this name on my shirt is actually a band?
Sep 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 20, 2022
A Texas sheriff is investigating Florida governor Ron DeSantis over the migrant flight to Martha's Vineyard, Don Lemon gets owned by a royal correspondent, and there's an STD problem out there!
Sep 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 19, 2022
It's all about perspective in the White House, more people are now enslaved, and a $4,000 payday to let out some road rage!
Sep 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 16, 2022
The officials in Martha's Vineyard want 'those people' out of their community, "Delete this por favor", and the Friday Five!
Sep 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 15, 2022
An illegal immigrant says the border IS open, American continue to struggle with inflation, and a Chick-fil-A takedown!
Sep 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 14, 2022
James Taylor headlined a big "celebration" for the White House, DC's mayor says her city is not a border town, and please clap!
Sep 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 13, 2022
Democrats say don't blame them for the runaway inflation, an Ohio congressman running for Senate says we need to kill and confront MAGA, and a lot of chatter about sausage fingers.
Sep 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 12, 2022
The vice president says the southern border is secure! A teacher gets fired for want to present pedophiles in a more positive light. And how much are universities spending on diversity officers?!
Sep 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 9, 2022
Slurping up that 6UP because of the economy, Joe Scarborough is calling Christians heretics for anti-abortion stance, and a royal Friday Five!
Sep 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 8, 2022
Hispanics are voting for Republicans because of "disinformation"? Greta Thunberg wants Europeans to freeze. And more money to Ukraine.
Sep 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 7, 2022
Electric cars are clearly saving the California power grid currently, a strike cancels classes in Seattle, and a sad times in the LGBTQ+ community.
Sep 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 6, 2022
Chicago's mayor says Texas' governor is not a Christian, the "hallmarks" of fascism according to Democrats, and the president says high inflation is because of cars.
Sep 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 2, 2022
The only thing missing from President Joe Biden's speech last night was him telling the nation that he is their father, how many people have you kissed, and the Friday Five!
Sep 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 1, 2022
The White House calls Trump supporters 'terrorists', more people are relying on food assistance, and fourth graders see a massive drop in academic performance.
Sep 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 31, 2022
A weakening economy? The president helped an old lady take down a gang? And California wants electric car owners to not charge their electric cars?
Aug 31, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 30, 2022
Europe is screwed, the US is short on ammo, and who is paying for the student loan forgiveness?
Aug 30, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 29, 2022
Lindsey Graham says there will be riots in the streets if former president Donald Trump is arrested, a big increase in deaths at the border, and hitchless towing?
Aug 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 26, 2022
Student loan debt forgiveness = pandemic relief funds? WAIT…ASHLEY BIDEN’S DIARY WAS REAL? And the Friday Five!
Aug 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 25, 2022
The White House says it will be forgiving up to $20,000 in federal student loan debt to some debtors, chatter about elf tossing, and Nick Cannon just can't stop having kids!
Aug 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 24, 2022
Things are sounding a little different today... thanks to technology issues. So here is a little something something the guys put together to hold you over until tomorrow.
Aug 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 23, 2022
Seven in 10 economists think we might be heading into a recession, climate change is apparently the reason behind Dallas flooding, and Mr. Fang Fang has something to say about former president Donald Trump.
Aug 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 22, 2022
Dr. Anthony Fauci is leaving! DC and New York continue to be "overwhelmed" with migrants from the border. And Dennis Rodman is again planning to play unofficial ambassador.
Aug 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 19, 2022
The White House's top non-elected official says the current president doesn't create 's#!tstorms', the "In Memoriam" for Brian Stelter, and the Friday Five!
Aug 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 18, 2022
The Inflation Reduction Act will apparently do something about China's pollution, the CDC director says there were errors with how it handled COVID-19, and Brian Stelter is out at CNN.
Aug 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 17, 2022
Read the president's lips: no increase in the tax bill. A CDC official says it is hard to get people to follow orders. And one certain sector of the population has been buying more guns.
Aug 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 16, 2022
David is back and has some thoughts about the recent Alec Baldwin news, the word 'inflation' is apparently theatrics, and it's all laughs about the concerns surrounding the IRS' planned hiring spree.
Aug 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 15, 2022
Van Camp is still out for another day, mainstream media is jumping on another Trump storyline, and gender-affirming care is the only path for kids (apparently).
Aug 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 12, 2022
U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland is definitely the 'sound of confidence', Democrats say the nation is going in the wrong direction, and the Friday Five!
Aug 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 11, 2022
Continuing coverage of "Mar-A-Lago-gate", expert 'analysis' on the monkeypox outbreak, and a CEO put a teary-eyed post on LinkedIn about laying people off.
Aug 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 10, 2022
David is out with the 'rona, more on the Mar-A-Lago search, and Scott's back with his post-vacation Trifecta!
Aug 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 8, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Aug 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 9, 2022
FBI raids Mar-A-Lago, Olivia Newton-John dies from cancer, and mom with young son on stripper pole: "My Kiddo Is A Natural!"
Aug 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 8, 2022
One Democrat says if you pay your taxes, it shouldn't matter if the IRS is bulking up. No summer comeback for the president and the White House in the polls. And DeShaun Watson's new home town is hosting a national massage therapy convention.
Aug 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 5, 2022
Florida's governor says only he has veto powers on state laws, Beto O'Rourke is getting in on the parent blaming game, and, dude, it's the Friday Five!
Aug 05, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 4, 2022
White House denies gasoline prices were going up before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, God apparently wants you to have an abortion, and some talk about the best wood.
Aug 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 3, 2022
The POTUS is apparently looking weak according to a former Obama administration official, no one wants to talk about 2024, the 2-2-2 rule for marriages, and is Jamie off today?
Aug 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 2, 2022
Afghanistan is where the Al Qaeda leader was but not where Al Qaeda is, Pelosi goes to Taiwan, and a fresh serving of word salad from the White House.
Aug 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 1, 2022
Economists say it doesn't really matter if we are in a recession, the White House is building a wall but is not building a wall, and chicken wing flavored lip gloss.
Aug 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 29, 2022
Fingers fly at the Congressional Baseball Game, Will Smith says 'sorry', and the Friday Five!
Jul 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 28, 2022
The GDP numbers are in and the White House says 'It's not that bad', a poll on gender activism, and fake street musicians!
Jul 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 27, 2022
The Federal Reserve is raising interest rates, a deal for two Americans held captive in Russia, and Scott has never dusted his home in his life.
Jul 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 26, 2022
We're working on the definition of recession, Fauci fun, and old concert commercials!
Jul 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 25, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 22, 2022
New York City and Washington are now getting a taste of what South Texas has been dealing with when it comes to illegal immigration, the New York Times admits they were wrong, and a fiery Friday Five!
Jul 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 21, 2022
The president one day says he has cancer and now we hear he has COVID. The guys also talk about the 2024 election, New York feels overburdened with illegal immigrants, and the military is struggling with recruiting.
Jul 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 20, 2022
CNBC asks Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg if he will be changing the weather in five years, the White House doesn't like Texas sending them migrants, and the craziest excuses from fathers on why they missed the birth of their child.
Jul 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 19, 2022
The White House says the president has made his views to the Saudi crown prince very clear, Starbucks stores are closing because it's just not safe anymore and Gen Z oriented chicken nuggets from KFC!
Jul 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 18, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 15, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 14, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 13, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 12, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 11, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 8, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 7, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 6, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 5, 2022
The guys talk about the Independence Day shooting outside Chicago, ESPN bashes the country, and do you know how to spell 'independence'?
Jul 05, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 1, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jul 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 30, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 30, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 29, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 28, 2022
The guys talk about the dozens found dead in an 18-wheeler in San Antonio, abortion chatter, and the possibility of "Ninja Warrior" becoming an Olympic sport.
Jun 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 27, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 24, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 23, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 22, 2022
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jun 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 21, 2022
The Boys are disappointed after hearing more facts come out about the police response in Uvalde, Texas, and a White House economist doesn’t believe it is tone deaf to spend six-trillion dollars. The mayor of New Orleans tweeted a “breathtaking” giant black fist afro comb display from Juneteenth, and ad GOP representatives demand information about the arrest of Stephen Colbert’s staff at the Capitol. Representative James Clyburn says there is no question about whether or not we are in a recession. Russian state media released video of two Alabama veterans captured in Ukraine, and Secretary Jennifer Granholm says eliminating the gas tax would be problematic.
Jun 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 20, 2022
VC&R will be happy when Jamie returns on Tuesday, while Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says a recession is not inevitable. Vice President Kamala Harris sounds stoned while talking about Ketanji Brown Jackson, and Adam Schiff says he has damning evidence on Donald Trump, but he isn’t sharing it. The International Swimming Federation votes to prohibit biological males from competing against women, and the Energy Secretary says President Biden wants a stable recovery. There are questions about the effectiveness of the children’s vaccine, and the head of the World Health Organization “privately believes” COVID came out of that lab.
Jun 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 17, 2022
The Boys are still trying to figure out exactly how the oil companies are to blame for high fuel costs, but one democrat is saying they should have planned for this more than forty years ago. Thousands of electric vehicles have been recalled in the United States due to “no start condition”, and the biggest electric vehicle recalls since the EV era began. Beavis and Butthead will lampoon YouTube and TikTok videos in new episodes, and SpaceX fired a bunch of people who wrote an “open letter” to Elon Musk. Hunter Biden raged at Hallie after she trashed his gun, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued tips for sex while having monkeypox. Pixar’s “Lightyear” has been banned in 14 countries over a gay kiss scene, and The Friday Five pays homage to President Joe Biden’s gas prices – Best High Songs.
Jun 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 16, 2022
MVC&R are hoping gas prices will start to decline very soon, while the White House is calling on oil companies to be more “patriotic”. Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for COVID-19, and President Joe Biden gets tongue tied with LGBTQ. President Biden’s open borders are a welcome mat for MS-13 gang members, and Elon Musk will address Twitter employees for the first time. Another police department is cutting patrols because of gas prices, and top democrats are calling for gender-neutral bathrooms in the Capitol. Van Jones talked about the potential of President Biden not running again, and twenty-five people were hurt walking on hot coals for a team-building exercise.
Jun 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 15, 2022
The Boys are celebrating the first Mexican immigrant to be elected to Congress, but mainstream media won’t celebrate, because Mayra Flores is a republican. A Biden economic adviser believes Americans don’t realize how good they actually have it, and President Joe Biden is blaming republicans for inflation. The Department of Homeland Security is going to punish border agents, even though they were falsely accused of whipping migrants. Elon Musk tips his hat toward Ron DeSantis to be the next president, and Seattle will pay an alleged criminal $250 each day he doesn’t get mental health treatment. The World Health Organization doesn’t want it called “monkeypox” anymore, and “Stranger Things” Season 4 is Netflix’s most watched show, ever.
Jun 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 14, 2022
M&R hope Van Camp didn’t actually sell his kidney for gas money, but President Biden was yelling lies at union workers, while complaining about what he claimed were lies. Karine Jean-Pierre is asked for an update on the baby formula crisis, and she gets lost in her stack of scripts. Don Lemon asked a realistic question, for once, about the President’s stamina moving forward, and Jean-Pierre is shocked that he would even ask the question. Americans are not concerned with the January 6th Commission, despite the networks’ desperation to cover the hearings. While republicans question their support for Trump in 2024, the media make fools of themselves trying to make the case for a Biden vote, over Trump. Peter Doocy seemed to be having fun playing with Jean-Pierre’s incompetence, and a glitch caused a California gas station to sell gas for $0.69/gallon.
Jun 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 13, 2022
The Boys will be without Van Camp until Wednesday, and it could be because inflation and gas prices are at the highest levels ever. President Joe Biden says he can’t just “click a switch” to lower gas prices, while legacy media news outlets completely ignored the assassination attempt of Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Bill Maher addressed the crazy guy outside Justice Kavanaugh’s house, and Kellyanne Conway called out Congress for stalling the bill for security. President Joe Biden is again talking about wanting to beat people, and he accuses oil companies of being greedy with the gas prices. Former Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo claims he didn’t know he was in charge, and claims he did not give the order to treat the active shooter as a barricaded suspect. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is refusing to say she will endorse President Biden should he decide to run for reelection, while President Biden explains he has no plans to visit Saudi Arabia, and gives reasons for his visit to Saudi Arabia.
Jun 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 10, 2022
VC&R look forward to Jamie being able to afford gas to be able to drive to work, and the have a montage of President Joe Biden’s excuses for inflation. Adam Kinzinger wants you to know democracy is not safe, while a Texas representative says the border is completely overwhelmed. Two M&M workers had to be rescued from a vat of chocolate, and the Secretary of Education says arming teachers is the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. A former Obama economist says the economy is not in a sustainable place, and Russians thanked President Joe Biden for letting them come into the country illegally. An animal shelter will not give pets to people who support gun ownership, and liberals have been crying about January 6th, so they have inspired this week’s Friday Five – Best Cry Songs.
Jun 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 9, 2022
The Boys do their best to decipher comments made by President Joe Biden regarding communication, as a democrat shifts to gun control when asked about the attempted SCOTUS justice assassination. The President claims gun crime dropped due to the assault weapons ban, and the PGA suspended players for going to Saudi Arabia. Senator Josh Hawley explains what the “disinformation board” was going to do, and a man taunts an orangutan at a zoo, but immediately regrets it. Target will be slashing prices on TVs and furniture due to inventory glut, while Geico must pay a woman $5.2 million after she got an STD hooking in a guy’s car. A trans bishop is out of a gig over racism allegations, and Aaron Rodgers says he will retire as a Green Bay Packer.
Jun 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 8, 2022
MVC&R could have predicted it would happen eventually, and sure enough, a man with a gun was arrested near Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s house. There are plenty of examples of democrats and the media demonizing Justice Kavanaugh, and the communist district attorney was fired by San Francisco voters. California leads the nation in active shooters, and a former burglar has the best way to prevent break-ins. A Kansas woman confessed to leading an all female ISIS battalion, and Mark Middleton’s family has blocked the release of files relating to his suicide. House republicans call on Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to slow the border crisis, and Mexico is about to make the border crisis a whole lot worse.
Jun 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 7, 2022
The Boys consist of David and Scott today, since Jamie is out panhandling in order to pay for gasoline. The White House claims everything is being done with all the tools, while an oil and food company billionaire claims it will get worse. MSNBC discusses how democrats can get people to care about January 6th, and New York is moving towards criminalizing speech. More than 82-million COVID vaccine doses have gone to waste, and President Joe Biden claims he produced the strongest economy ever. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is disappointed with democrats over “Latinx” usage, and Joe Scarborough claims the Uvalde shooter’s gun was more powerful than those used in Vietnam.
Jun 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 6, 2022
MVC&R prefer to use the proper tool for each job, and Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm claims every tool in the toolbox is being used to bring down gas prices. A mother in Uvalde describes running into Robb Elementary to save her children, and terrorists massacre 50+ Christians in a “vile and satanic” attack on a Nigerian church. Vice President Kamala Harris is handing out mayorships, and Elon Musk threatens to walk away from the Twitter deal. Los Angeles district attorney Gascón helped to get a light sentence for a teen who ran over a mother and her baby, and a new ABC poll is showing bad news for President Biden. Transportation Secretary Buttigieg says gas prices are not set by a dial in the White House, and Al-Qaeda now has a “safe haven” in Afghanistan under Taliban.
Jun 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 3, 2022
The Boys don’t like the idea of the federal government coming to take your guns, and President Biden says it’s not about banning guns, it’s about banning guns. Peter Doocy of Fox News asked if President Biden will be taking gun law negotiators with him on vacation, and a Congressman talks about banning semi-automatic weapons, but doesn’t know that would include handguns. President Biden claimed guns are the number one cause of death for children, and Governor Ron DeSantis moves to ban sex change operations for children. The White House says they are not looking for good jobs reports, and gun sales have been over one million for 34 straight months. After Matt Walsh’s “What is a Woman” documentary, The Boys ask, “What is a Man?”, while The Friday Five recognizes the man – Best Man Songs.
Jun 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 2, 2022
MVC&R have the latest information from the latest shooting at a Tulsa medical facility, with multiple casualties reported. A bank executive warns of an impending “economic hurricane”, while the White House explains President Joe Biden’s understanding of the baby formula crisis. Formula manufacturers explain how they saw the shortage coming, while MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell can empathize with Biden’s pain due to the “cascade of crises”. Both Johnny Depp and Amber Heard won in their defamation trial, but Johnny won just a little bit more than Amber. Former NFL star running back Marion Barber was found dead by police, and the Brooklyn Nets posted every LGBTQIA+ flag they could.
Jun 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | June 1, 2022
The Boys were watching when CNN briefly spoke with the Uvalde School District police chief, and the White House cannot say whether or not President Joe Biden thinks we are in an economic crisis. Student loan debt cancellation is explained through absolute McGurkin, and Joy Reid agrees racism was behind the order to stand down during the Uvalde school shooting. Joe Rogan admits Fox News had his back after the “far left” attacks against him, and French authorities “ban” the use of English words in gaming. Whoopi Goldberg lectures Americans about her hate of “yee-haw guns” and AR-15s, and China moves to buy an iconic American magazine. The United States is sending Ukraine the most advanced weapons systems to date, and black Biden staffers are fleeing the White House.
Jun 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 31, 2022
MVC&R hope everyone enjoyed their Memorial Day weekend, as we remembered those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. Operators were telling officers that there were children still alive in the school, and Canadian President Justin Trudeau says Canada is going to start banning guns. The border agent is speaking out about the Uvalde elementary school shooting, and President Joe Biden claims a 9mm bullet can blow the lungs out of the body. President Biden feels like he just can’t catch a break, while the new “Top Gun” set records for the Memorial Day weekend release. Adam Kinzinger believes it is time to start banning guns, and Lia Thomas says the important thing is that Lia is happy.
May 31, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 27, 2022
The Boys are still sifting through the information coming out of Uvalde, Texas, but it seems law enforcement waited to enter the classroom, because they could have been shot. NBC News managed to make the school shooting about racism, and Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre touts President Biden’s work against gun violence. A Border Patrol agent grabbed his barber’s shotgun and ran to the school, when he received word of an active shooter at the school, and a Uvalde councilman just wants the media to leave the community alone. President Biden says he is not going to “prejudge” the police response, while PBS is blaming the “firearms industry” for the deaths of children. Justin Timberlake sold his music catalog for a reported $100 million, and the world’s largest bottle of whiskey sold for $1.4 million. One Memorial Day weekend tradition in Oxford, Mississippi is the World Championship Old-Time Piano Playing Contest, so the Friday Five features – Best Piano Intro Songs.
May 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 26, 2022
MVC&R have the latest on the situation in Uvalde, Texas, and Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke interrupted a press conference on the shooting, in order to do some stumping for his campaign. Video from during the rampage at the elementary school has come out, and it shows frantic parents trying to get past the police barricade to help their children. The woman who wrote “How to Murder Your Husband” was convicted for murdering her husband, and Barack Obama wanted to be sure everyone remembered the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, as the country was still coming to grips with the tragedy in Texas. The Russia hoax player billed the Clinton campaign the same day he spoke with the FBI, and San Francisco schools are dropping “chief” from their job titles.
May 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 25, 2022
The Boys are quite aware, but President Joe Biden may have just realized, deer do not wear Kevlar vests. President Biden never really has much use for the facts, but the boys have what is known about the shooter in Uvalde, Texas. The infant formula shortage was made worse by a “mailroom issue” at the FDA, and a zoo worker got his finger bitten off after teasing a lion. The Dutch Prime Minister wants the people to accept poverty, and Steven Tyler is back in rehab after a relapse. Vice President’s Kamala Harris’ niece proves stupidity runs in the family, and the National Teachers’ Guide advises against use of gender-specific language. Joy Reid claims Mexico is safer than the United States, while there are 50K migrants waiting at the border.
May 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 24, 2022
MVC&R have been transitioning more and more of their money out of savings, due to the soaring gas prices, while President Joe Biden says we are in a fossil fuel transition. Ready or not, the “carbon footprint monitor” may be on the way, and Vice President Kamala Harris serves up another word salad when talking about kids of the community. State Farm seems to be backtracking from their plans to distribute transgender books to five-year-old kids, and U.S. Air Force cadets who are unvaccinated will not receive commissions. Apple spent millions to help homeless people, but it wasn’t enough, and Will Smith felt like a “coward” not defending his mother against an abusive father. Halsey called out her record label for refusing to release her new song, and Jake Tapper was caught impersonating a journalist, for a very brief moment.
May 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 23, 2022
The Boys have been watching inflation get worse for months, and CNN questions just how President Biden was so wrong about inflation. The President says we would defend Taiwan if China were to invade, and an ABC political hack believes President Biden has been a success in more ways than one. Apparently, a high school student signed a letter of intent to accept a job as a plumber, and a CNN anchor claims the Pope does not support the Nancy Pelosi communion ban. A federal judge has decided to keep Title 42 in place, for now, and a look back at the time Nancy Pelosi blamed then President Bush for the high gas prices. The “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” homeless shelter was shut down after vagrants took advantage of the charity, and Stacey Abrams declared Georgia as the “worst state” in which to live. Dave Chappelle’s attacker revealed his reason for attacking the comedian, and Taco Bell is testing a new grilled cheese breakfast biscuit.
May 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 20, 2022
MVC&R are not economists, and a Biden administration official talking about domestic oil production also is not an economist. President Biden jumped aboard the struggle bus when talking about NATO, and the latest “Man-on-the-Street” from Essential Fleccas should terrify you. An MSNBC host suggests letting citizens take guns away from people, and police in Texas are investigating a senior prank at a high school. Elon Musk is now facing a “me too” accusation, and NPR has set up a “snitch hotline” for people who don’t wear masks. Charles Barkley had some colorful language for a heckler, and a fake Costco tweet about hotdogs may have tanked their stock price. This Sunday is National Buy a Musical Instrument Day, so the Friday Five celebrates – Best Songs with Musical Instruments in the Title.
May 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 19, 2022
The Boys have been watching gas prices continue to set new record highs, and the White House Press Secretary had a total meltdown discussing them. The Dow dropped 1,100 points for the biggest decline since 2020, and President Joe Biden has a bit of trouble with acronyms. Dr. Jennifer Ashton says more boosting may not necessarily be the answer, while Americans would rather talk about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. President Biden invokes the Defense Production Act, in an effort to address the baby formula shortage crisis. The Disinformation Board is being shut down due to disinformation, and Donald Trump tells Dr. Oz to go ahead and declare victory. George W. Bush had a Freudian slip when talking about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and Elon Musk says he will be voting republican for the first time, because of democrats.
May 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 18, 2022
MVC&R are trying very hard to contain their laughter, but President Joe Biden’s “Disinformation Board” is gone, for now, and the FBI debunked a key part of the Trump/Russia conspiracy. It’s no secret democrats use illegal immigration to get more power, and it’s no surprise there is a montage of their confirmation. Hillary Clinton was handed yet another embarrassing defeat, after Netflix decided to pass on the “Rodham” project after two years in development. It seems Dr. Oz is not going to just Waltz into the Senate, and Cori Bush’s primary opponent dropped a hilarious ad. The head of the NIH admitted that trans children are being used as science experiments, while Californians are moving to Portugal in droves, but the Portuguese are not happy about it.
May 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 17, 2022
The Boys don’t exactly understand the rationale, but new White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre says we need to raise taxes for climate change. Senator Chuck Schumer is blaming Tucker Carlson for the Buffalo shooting, while the Senate advanced the massive $40 billion Ukraine spending package. Elon Musk ripped President Joe Biden, saying the, “Real President is whoever controls the teleprompter.” The Women’s March is calling for a rage-filled summer, while President Biden is spending $5 billion on bike lanes. A federal court halted Biden’s mandates forcing religious employers to pay for trans surgeries, and Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law making it illegal to protest outside someone’s home.
May 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 16, 2022
MVC&R have what is known about the Buffalo shooting, and the shooter, as the media wastes no time in blaming Tucker Carlson for the whole thing. President Joe Biden believes telepathy would have helped with the baby formula shortage, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says he would not work under a second Trump administration. A fentanyl awareness group is asking the Biden administration to track overdose deaths the same way they did COVID deaths, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes free speech should be balanced. In the wake of the Roe decision leak, Yale law students are calling for the ostracizing of conservative classmates, as well as tossing out the Constitution, and a priest called out NPR’s abortion coverage for leaving out pro-life voices. The Cincinnati Reds threw a no-hitter against the Pittsburgh Pirates, yet still lost the game, and the most male- and female-dominated careers today.
May 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 13, 2022
The Boys are not hoarding baby formula, that we know of, but outgoing Press Secretary Jen Psaki says hoarding is to blame for the shortage. The White House is claiming there were no COVID vaccines before President Biden took office, and Elon Musk puts the Twitter takeover on hold amid fake account questions. The FBI did track parents who opposed COVID policies, according to Republicans, and Jen Psaki says the crack pipe stimulus is a conspiracy. Joe Rogan blasted people who have a problem with the “groomer” term, and Adele bought Sylvester Stallone’s house, which came with a “Rocky” statue by the pool. Planned Parenthood explains that the word “choice” ignores the lived realities of black people, and the FDA approved “cookie-flavored” underwear to prevent STIs during oral sex. This week has been full of discussion regarding life, and its beginnings, so The Friday Five highlights the issue – Best Life Songs.
May 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 12, 2022
MVC&R cared when people were lining up to fill their trunks with food boxes, but President Joe Biden is saying the “MAGA Crowd” did not care one bit. Protesters claim Justice Amy Coney Barrett does not understand what pregnancy is, and a man with no flying experience had to land a plane after the pilot passed out. Senator Mitch McConnell is saying the war in Russia is the most important thing, while the White House economic advisor believes store shelves are fully stocked. Candace Owens and Officer Brandon Tatum take Black Lives Matter, and Representative Katie Porter says abortion is necessary because of inflation. Pallets of baby formula are being shipped to the border, and Representative Cori Bush is questioning the absence of sperm regulation.
May 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 11, 2022
The Boys sometimes have some trouble understanding President Joe Biden, but the President thinks Americans lack understanding as to why his administration is not to blame for inflation. Senator Tim Scott shuts down a Biden official with a stunning rebuke, after she suggested black women need abortions to succeed. James Cromwell, the farmer from “Babe”, glued his hand to a Starbucks counter, because he believes it will help in the fight to save the planet. A vaccine expert speaks out a year later to claim “a moratorium on mRNA ‘vaccines’ is needed,” and a man died of a heart attack while burying his girlfriend he murdered. A pro-choice group is targeting 6 GOP-appointed judges’ homes for their “Walk by Wednesday” protests, and customers were harassed by anti-police protesters during a San Francisco ice cream shop’s police event.
May 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 10, 2022
MVC&R have been monitoring the gas prices as they have continued to escalate, not because of Putin, and we have now hit a brand new all-time high in fuel costs. The White House believes it is possible to divide, and unite people at the same time, while Alabama has made it a crime to castrate children. President Joe Biden signed a bill to “streamline” the process of handing cash to Ukraine, and the same security agency on duty while Dave Chappelle was attacked, was the same security agency that worked Astroworld. Patrisse Cullors talks about her family not being the only one to make money off BLM, and Nicolle Wallace claims January 6th is the catalyst for Putin’s invasion into Ukraine. Bill Maher and Paul Begala slam student loan debt forgiveness, and Target’s new Pride Month collection will feature chest binders and packing underwear.
May 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 9, 2022
The Boys didn’t bet on the winner of the Kentucky Derby, but it was the second-biggest upset in the history of the race. A pro-life group attacked with graffiti in Wisconsin, and a child therapist claims we are in crisis mode. Former Attorney General Bill Barr slammed the Biden administration for its response to the SCOTUS draft leak, and Jake Tapper regurgitates talking points with the governor of Mississippi. President Vladimir Putin commemorates “Victory Day” with a nuclear-themed rally, and a Hollywood lawyer paid off over $2-million of Hunter Biden’s taxes. Will Smith’s movie “Emancipation” has been pushed to 2023 post-slap, while a leftist reporter was arrested for vandalizing synagogues, and trying to burn down a mosque. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is saying the SCOTUS “slapped women in the face”, and Afghanistan's Taliban order women to cover up from head-to-toe.
May 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 6, 2022
MVC&R are analyzing the jobs report, and it seems job growth is strong, but wages can’t keep up with the out-of-control inflation. Press Secretary Jen Psaki suggests protesting outside of a SCOTUS justice’s house is fair game, and President Joe Biden wants to conquer and honor folks who have gotten in the way. The Department of Homeland Security has no records of interviewing anyone for the disinformation governance board, and Bill Gates is teaming up with the World Health Organization in planning for the next pandemic. The Department of Justice establishes the “Office of Environmental Justice”, and this is what moms really want for Mother’s Day. Since Sunday is Mother’s Day, The Friday Five honors moms everywhere – Best Mom Songs.
May 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 5, 2022
The Boys haven’t heard of any states trying to segregate gay children, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki is unable to provide any evidence of such a situation. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is claiming the Supreme Court committed violence against women, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas denies that their policies caused the border crisis. Walgreens reached a $683-million opioid settlement with Florida, and Joy Behar is calling for a “sex strike” to protest the leaked SCOTUS draft opinion. More people are scared of Mark Zuckerberg’s Metaverse, and the new “Star Wars” Frosted Flakes have a light, and a dark side. CBS badgers Bank of America’s CEO to pay for employees to get abortions, and public sentiment about the economy is at the lowest point in a decade, according to a CNN poll.
May 05, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 4, 2022
MVC&R are continuing to monitor the meltdown, as one democrat claims the Supreme Court does not have the right to change the law. Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last night, and Yamiche Alcindor is concerned pregnancies will turn into children. Vice President Kamala Harris believes women are being denied their rights, and Jamie Raskin suggests republicans want to sterilize you next. The missing Alabama prison official had a “special relationship” with the disappeared inmate, and Elie Mystal is completely unhinged during his rant about our forefathers. Whoopi Goldberg wants to keep abortion between her and her child, and Vice News recommends using horse medicine to abort babies.
May 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 3, 2022
The Boys are quite entertained by the media weeping of the leaking of the SCOTUS draft opinion on Roe v Wade, and President Joe Biden is saying Roe is religious. Democrat lawmakers are saying “the right to abortion is sacred”, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki is claiming the Disinformation Board is going to help with the border crisis. The Indiana Attorney General is suing Black Lives Matter, and a University of Tennessee pitcher just broke the record for the fastest pitch in college. It seems the “miracle drug” to battle COVID doesn't work, and Mayor Eric Adams attempted to pull an AOC at the 2022 Met Gala. The director of “Fast X” reportedly quit because of Vin Diesel, and Jack Nicholson’s axe from “The Shining” sold for $175K.
May 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | May 2, 2022
MVC&R have been watching the economy go crazy, and NBC’s Sam Brock is saying the economy “is a bit crazy”. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits his office could have done a better job explaining their Ministry of Truth rollout, while CNN’s David Zurawik believes Elon Musk is dangerous, and is opening the gates of Hell. A guy repeatedly blamed his farts on the dog, and it cost his wife thousands in veterinarian bills. Brian Stelter claims the Ministry of Truth is “just a Fox story”, and Duran Duran topped the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s fan vote ballot. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies, and Bill Murray wants to learn from his mistakes after inadvertently crossing a line. Public school enrollment is down, and the FBI’s warrantless searches of Americans’ data more than doubled from 2020 to 2021.
May 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 29, 2022
The Boys were not surprised to hear the latest report about the struggling economy, as Press Secretary Jen Psaki questioned if anyone would object to a “ministry of truth”. The new “truth minister” sings a song about disinformation, and Representative Ken Buck compares Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to Benedict Arnold. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is desperate to deflect the severity of inflation, calling financial strain on Americans’ lives an “aberration”. Representative Maria Salazar wants the media to do their jobs, and Texas sues President Biden over the new border rule. Sharon Osbourne is having to travel home to help Ozzy fight COVID, and a democrat gets completely embarrassed when asked about racism. The Friday Five celebrates National Family Week – Best Sibling Bands.
Apr 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 28, 2022
MVC&R have been watching inflation steadily increase, as they now have reports the economy shrank in the first quarter of 2022. President Joe Biden seems to think the country has seen great growth, and Representative Maxine Waters tested positive for COVID-19. An actor served his wife with custody papers while she was on stage, and the Department of Homeland Security set up the “Disinformation Governance Board”. President Biden talks about Ukrainian prices being paid with Ukrainian lives, and Sage Steele is suing ESPN on grounds of free speech, after comments on their vaccine mandate, and remark about Obama’s race. Harvard de-platformed a feminist who was opposed to males competing in women’s sports, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was asked about his past experiences with failure.
Apr 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 27, 2022
The Boys are closely monitoring their portfolios, especially after Deutsche Bank warns of a major recession on the way. DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas believes the border crisis has been “effectively managed”, and Amber Heard’s lawyer objected to his own question. The American Academy of Pediatrics is targeting young kids with a radical gender ideology puberty guide, and President Joe Biden put up more roadblocks for domestic oil production. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin denies the United States is in a proxy war with Russia, and Chuck Schumer claims the only way to fight inflation is to raise taxes. Dr. Anthony Fauci says we are past the pandemic phase, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki dismisses claims of President Biden’s corruption, since it was ten years ago.
Apr 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 26, 2022
MVC&R were in absolute shock to find out Elon Musk could censor candidates to swing an election, as MSNBC attempts to make believe that this hasn’t already happened in recent elections. A South Texas democrat blames President Biden for the situation at the border, as well as the energy crisis. An update on Alec Baldwin, after he shot and killed a woman on a movie set. Jen Psaki explains President Biden’s concern about disinformation, and a judge rules Title 42 to remain in place, for now. A Japanese man who married a fictional character wants to raise awareness about “fictosexuals”, and Mexican authorities are witnessed trying to stop migrants, in an unusual sight.
Apr 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 25, 2022
The Boys are keeping a close watch on Twitter, as the social media platform and Elon Musk could reach a deal today. Authorities are still looking for Specialist Bishop Evans, the Texas National Guardsman who went missing trying to rescue two illegal immigrants. Jen Psaki thinks people just don't understand President Biden’s “magic”, and Milani Cosmetics caught Amber Heard lying about Johnny Depp bruises. Orrin Hatch passed away over the weekend, but before passing he wrote a Hanukkah song. A large library association picks a “marxist lesbian” as its president, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes it sets a dangerous precedent to let the legal system work. A black nationalist shot four people in Washington D.C., but the media were suspiciously silent by Monday.
Apr 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 22, 2022
MVC&R are still monitoring the fallout from the overturning of the CDC’s mask mandate, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes the courts should not be involved in public health matters. A teachers union boss is speaking out against the parents’ rights bills, claiming that the bills are disrupting education. Philadelphia bails on its new mask mandate, and MSNBC says Governor Ron DeSantis actually did okay with COVID. Leaked audio exposed Kevin McCarthy’s desire to get Donald Trump to resign, and a reporter asked Mayor Lori Lightfoot why she would even consider running for reelection. Tennessee passes a bill that requires drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent, and dog beds for humans are now a thing you can buy. Today is Earth Day, and the boys wanted to celebrate properly with The Friday Five – Best World Songs.
Apr 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 21, 2022
The Boys sometimes have a little trouble keeping up with the ramblings of President Joe Biden, and sometimes he talks about masks on planes when asked about the border. MSNBC provides a Bible lesson about Jesus Christ, and Vice President Kamala Harris talks about the excitement of space. Jen Psaki believes teachers should be talking the children about their sex, and liberals react to Barack Obama’s removal from Spotify. A French teacher who performed in drag in front of students is pursuing a new career, and Johnny Depp talks about Amber Heard’s “need for violence”. Piers Morgan lied about Donald Trump “storming off of interview”, and teens attacked a Hispanic woman because she had braids.
Apr 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 20, 2022
MVC&R were not traveling at the time the mask mandate was overturned, so they didn’t get to celebrate, but the media are freaking out about the dissolution of the mandate. More than two dozen republican governors launch the “Border Strike Force” to address the border crisis, and college students weigh in on the student loan crisis as President Biden extends the payment pause. A TV station in Taiwan apologizes for telling people China was bombing them, and President Biden believes people should not make money while serving in Congress. Johnny Depp testifies that he never hit a woman, and a study shows it is not your fault if your mother-in-law hates you.
Apr 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 19, 2022
The Boys were celebrating with people all across the country, after a Federal Judge overturned the CDC’s mask mandate. One flight attendant was singing while collecting discarded masks, while another flight attendant cried after two years of wearing masks. Jen Psaki cannot explain the need for mask mandates on planes, because she is not a doctor, and lunatic liberals on TikTok were doxxed by the Washington Post. A New York Times reporter falls for an obvious joke about the overturning of the mask mandate, and Viola Davis’ portrayal of Michelle Obama was mocked for her pursed lips. The White House does not want to discuss the horse whipping hoax anymore, but Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers will take on Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen on the golf course.
Apr 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 18, 2022
MVC&R hope everyone had a blessed Easter weekend, but one Senator used Easter to justify sending troops to Ukraine. Health experts are claiming the vaccines were never meant to prevent infections, and Elon Musk publicly slams Twitter’s board after they adopted the “poison pill” option. The Easter Bunny accidentally handed out condoms at an elementary school, while Representative Cori Bush surpasses $300K spent on private security, as she continues her calls to defund the police. NPR’s Maria Hinojosa lied on MSNBC about border agents whipping Haitians, and the United Kingdom announced their intent to ship illegal immigrants to Rwanda. “Elder Millennials” are calling out false millennial stereotypes, and 78-year-old Roger Daltrey says he still hopes he dies before he gets old.
Apr 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 15, 2022
The Boys are looking forward to the end of inflation like they look forward to the end of the week, but President Joe Biden claims 70-percent of inflation is due to President Putin. Elon Musk is saying he has a “Plan B”, while MSNBC warned of “devastating consequences” due to Musk’s buying of Twitter. CNN covers President Biden’s poll numbers, which are really really low, and the Today Show lied about the Grand Rapids shooter. Shanghai police were battling furious residents as buildings were seized, and Mayor Eric Adams slammed Black Lives Matter over the crime surge. Researchers are about to open a secret tomb deep beneath Notre Dame, and The Friday Five always plays the greatest songs of all-time – Best Good Songs.
Apr 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 14, 2022
MVC&R still are not the ones responsible for the inflation crisis. The Brooklyn subway shooter was arrested after turning himself in to police, and the White House is blaming Texas governor Greg Abbott for inflation. Elon Musk is expressing an interest in buying Twitter, and a look back at Secretary Mayorkas talking about the weaponizing of horses at the border. A trans gender prison inmate got two other inmates pregnant, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki thinks President Joe Biden is irrelevant. A democrat senator is in “rapid decline”, and Joy Behar doesn’t believe homosexuality was mentioned in The Bible.
Apr 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 13, 2022
The Boys have been concerned about inflation since it started to shoot up, because of President Joe Biden’s policies, and Vice President Kamala Harris thinks the people deserve to know they are concerned, as well. A suspect has been named in the New York City subway shooting, and an arrest has been made. A Black Lives Matter co-founder says charity transparency is racist, and President Biden says President Putin is committing genocide. The stakes are fairly high with Elon Musk and Twitter, while surgeons perform better when they are listening to rock music. Sacramento paid one of the mass shooters thousands of dollars just weeks before the shooting, and the first Texas bus dropped off migrants just blocks from the U.S. Capitol.
Apr 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 12, 2022
MVC&R are keeping an eye on the subway shooting in New York City, as well as keeping track of the record inflation that continues to skyrocket. CBS is hyping the need for the fourth COVID shot, but they are concerned Americans are more worried about inflation. Vice President Kamala Harris reminds us of why people think she is stupid, and a teacher is talking about how doctors “get it wrong” on gender. The Seattle police are no longer investigating rape or child abuse, and Krispy Kreme will sell one dozen donuts for the same price as a price of a gallon of gas. Saudi state TV did a parody of a President Joe Biden press conference, and Chris Hayes stupidly believes Governor Greg Abbott is abusing children.
Apr 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 11, 2022
The Boys have been worried about the out-of-control inflation, and now consumer fears have reached an all-time high. The Today Show is questioning the need to bring back mask mandates, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says people need to judge their individual risk. President Joe Biden believes going after gun rights is a winner, while Amber Heard claims she maintained love for Johnny Depp as their court trial begins. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may keep the transportation mask mandate in place, while Vice President Kamala Harris wasn’t wearing a mask, because she is important. The COVID lockdowns were handled the worst by California, and New York, but Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are engaged, again.
Apr 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 8, 2022
MVC&R don’t think we’re prepared for 18K migrants a day coming across the border, yet Jen Psaki still downplays the issue, and she says Speaker Nancy Pelosi kissing of President Joe Biden doesn’t count as “close contact”. Former President Barack Obama claims he stood up to Russia back in 2014, and Brian Stelter invokes the dead Fox News cameraman, in an attempt to defend himself against fake news accusations. NBC News employees are worried Jen Psaki will tank their brand, and the federal government thinks it is necessary to mangle the genitals of children. The CEO of Disney was groveling in his apology to the LGBTQ community, and Washington D.C. does not want to receive migrants from Texas. A homeowner “went Mike Tyson” on a burglar, and according to a study, letting your dog lick your face could kill you. With rainstorms breaking out all over the country, the guys brainstormed an idea for The Friday Five – Best Rain Songs.
Apr 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 7, 2022
The Boys begin the show with news breaking that Speaker Nancy Pelosi has tested positive for COVID, while the DEA is warning the nation to prepare for “mass-overdose” events across the country. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is sending migrants to Washington D.C., while the Biden administration is handing out cell phones to migrants as they come across the border. CBS News actually reports on the Hunter Biden situation, while another reporter says she still doesn’t care about Hunter Biden corruption. Dr. Anthony Fauci is blaming former President Donald Trump for the COVID deaths, while Secretary Xavier Becerra doesn’t know what a man is. A BLM founder says it’s racist to ask about the group’s finances, and a New York Times editor recommends turning off Twitter for a while.
Apr 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 6, 2022
MVC&R like to think of themselves as patriotic, but Representative Hakeem Jeffries believes oil companies should be more patriotic. A Texas rancher talks about people running drugs through their fields, and Senator Dick Durbin admits they didn’t handle republican nominees very well. A Florida stripper posed as the cousin of the teen killed in the free-fall ride accident, and the Sacramento shooting suspect was just released from prison, after serving less than half of his sentence. Representative Matt Gaetz annihilated Defense Secretary Floyd Austin while reviewing his record, and P!nk mocked Rolling Stone Magazine for selling out in an Instagram rant. Chicago is rolling forward with taxpayer-funded “gas cards” to combat rising fuel prices, and a man was tired of his car getting broken into, so he rigged up a flashbang grenade.
Apr 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 5, 2022
The Boys have been recognizing the warning signs, and now a major Wall Street bank is forecasting a recession ahead, and a former Obama administration official is calling for seriousness when it comes to the border. President Joe Biden talked about meeting a woman named Big Mama, and Biden’s CDC director wants you to be terrified of COVID-19. Twitter is appointing Elon Musk to their board of directors, and Jen Psaki got defensive when asked about teaching little kids about sex. Dick Durbin says republicans accused Judge Jackson of “vile things” in front of her family, while men’s NCAA basketball had far more in attendance than the women’s.
Apr 05, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 4, 2022
MVC&R are not enjoying watching inflation get steadily worse, and a supermarket chain owner is saying prices will get even higher in the next two months. An Axios reporter lowers the boom on the “Putin price hike” lie, and trying to figure out exactly what Vice President Kamala Harris is trying to say. Elon Musk became the largest shareholder of Twitter after a shakeup tease. Chief of Staff Ron Klain claims President Joe Biden is not worried whether or not Hunter Biden broke the law, and Wolf Van Halen reacted to losing “Best Rock Song” to the Foo Fighters. Russian soldiers were killed with poisoned pastries by Ukrainians, and the top American foods that foreigners crave after leaving the United States. Will Smith might be losing some jobs along with resigning from the Academy, and Latinos in Florida are moving towards the republican party.
Apr 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | April 1, 2022
The Boys go over the jobs report, which missed expectations, but is still a solid report. The Energy Secretary wants people to know they can buy electric cars, and the State Department warns Americans in Russia and Ukraine to get out immediately. President Joe Biden spoke about the transgender day of visibility, and a White House economist is saying we need to be dumping oil. The Oscars director says Chris Rock instructed police not to arrest Will Smith for battery, and Ariana Grande pledges $1.5 million to organizations “advocating for” trans children. A guy hacked an airline’s website and tracked down his own missing luggage, and Bud Light is buying San Antonio a round of beer, in honor of Eric Church. Honoring the return of Van Camp to The Friday Five, after being out for Best 70’s Albums, and one of the worst decades ever – Best 90’s Albums.
Apr 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 31,2022
MVC&R have been watching the rate of inflation continue to climb, as another key inflation gauge hits a 40-year high, and meat prices are expected to increase. The White House believes people are not skeptical about runaway spending, and Vice President Kamala Harris serves up another word salad that escapes her appetite for comprehension. Hillary Clinton’s campaign was fined for funding the Steele dossier, and Chris Rock returned to doing stand-up after the slapping incident. Apple and Facebook handed over information to hackers posing as law enforcement, and former President Obama’s DHS secretary says there is an “unsustainable” situation at the southern border. A Disney actress proposes passing a “Don’t Say Straight” bill, and Bruce Willis is stepping away from acting after being diagnosed with aphasia.
Mar 31, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 30, 2022
The Boys are a bit skeptical when it comes to the COVID boosters being approved, again, but the White House wants more money for COVID vaccines, while ramping up vaccines for illegal immigrants. Governor Ron DeSantis absolutely leveled Disney over their support of the anti-grooming bill in Florida, and O.J. Simpson finally weighs in on the kerfuffle between Will Smith and Chris Rock at The Oscars. Dr. Anthony Fauci is not sure if we’ll ever know whether or not the lockdowns were worth it, and the Federal Trade Commission is suing Turbo Tax for their “free free free free” claims. Former President Donald Trump suggests President Putin should explain what Hunter Biden was up to, and Stephen Colbert suggests Fox News’ Peter Doocy should be slapped for asking President Biden about chemical weapons.
Mar 30, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 29, 2022
M&VC will be glad will Scott returns on Wednesday, and Robbins will be enjoying his nap later in the day. President Joe Biden is saying he did not say the things we all heard him say, and Will Smith apologized to Chris Rock via Twitter. Governor Kate Brown is proclaiming they say “gay” in Oregon, and a spokesperson for Governor Ron DeSantis points out what is intimidating President Biden. According to a Harvard poll, Donald Trump beats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and Peyton Manning wants Tom Brady to return his retirement gift. A school photo company used a green screen for photos taken on St. Patrick’s Day, and E-Scooter commutes are up since gas prices are so high.
Mar 29, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 28, 2022
The Boys sure hope we’re not about to go through another recession, but they discuss the possibility of one on its way. President Joe Biden was pleading for the removal of President Putin from power, and the administration almost simultaneously walked backed his comments. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock right across the face at the Oscars, and then cried his way through an apology to his “fellow nominees” after winning an Oscar. Cory Booker is beyond offended by the request that Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to define “woman”, and Elon Musk announces he may launch a new platform to take on Twitter. A Squad member tweeted support for Will Smith’s slapping of Chris Rock, then deleted the tweet, and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins had ten different drugs in his system when he died.
Mar 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 25, 2022
M&R will be glad when Van Camp returns on Monday, and President Joe Biden can’t wait to return home from his European trip. President Biden got frustrated when asked about the effectiveness of sanctions as a deterrent, despite numerous administration officials specifically claiming sanctions were meant to deter President Putin from invading Ukraine. Intelligent people everywhere are still dumbfounded by Judge KBJ’s inability to define “woman”, and we’re watching numerous media outlets getting banned from Twitter for their tweets of truth. President Biden was speaking about his inspiration for changing his mind to run for President, as he repeated the lie about President Donald Trump’s comments on the Charlottesville protesters. We’re finding out more about the truth around the story of Hunter Biden’s lost laptop, and we’re learning Hunter could be facing charges of tax evasion, and money laundering. Since Van Camp was born in the 80’s, and is taking a day off today, Jamie and Scott celebrate with The Friday Five – Best 70’s Albums.
Mar 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 24, 2022
The Boys have never subscribed to QAnon’s theories and beliefs, but CNN believes the questions about Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s record are an appeal to QAnon. Senator Cory Booker cried as he gushed over President Joe Biden’s nominee, while CEOs for the major airlines told the President they have had enough of the mask mandates. Howard Stern is blaming Republicans for ending the mask mandates, and NBC News airbrushed Lia Thomas to make him look more like a girl. According to the Washington Post, Republicans have treated Judge KBJ worse than Democrats treated Brett Kavanaugh, while Boston is absolutely shocked to find more crime in schools after they ditched their police.
Mar 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 23, 2022
MVC&R are big fans of all the traits that make women exactly what they are, but SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson is incapable of describing what makes women. Joy Reid had a meltdown over GOP senators’ questioning of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the judge struggles to justify letting a child porn suspect off because he had diplomas. A new book claims “Dr.” Jill Biden hates Vice President Kamala Harris, and the CDC overreported COVID-19 deaths by more than 70K. A mother is silenced at a school board meeting for reading a district-approved book out loud, and Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson cannot say when she believes life begins. Russia is not taking nuclear weapons off the table, and the Taliban cancels girls’ higher education despite pledges.
Mar 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 22, 2022
The Boys are not engaging in any computer hacking, that we know of, but President Joe Biden says Russian cyberattacks are coming. We all remember the time President Biden gave President Putin a handy list of things to attack, and Senator Lindsey Graham says he hopes Gitmo detainees die in prison. A Florida man hacked gas pumps to get pennies on the gallon, and Senator Mazie Hirono faces backlash for claiming Bien’s SCOTUS pick was chosen due to her race. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention tells the New York Times it hid COVID data for political reasons, and seven times The Babylon Bee reported history before it happened. The best jobs for people who like to talk, and Cori Bush clarifies, defunding the police is the goal.
Mar 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 21, 2022
MVC&R were looking forward to giving Dr. Anthony Fauci some well-deserved noogies at his retirement party, but Dr. Fauci says he doesn’t see changing anything before the pandemic ends. Senator Dick Durbin whined about “unfair attacks” on the Supreme Court nominee, and a UFC star wants to punch Mark Zuckerberg’s head in. The Biden administration is thinking about sending people gas gift cards, which would raise the taxes on oil companies. A swimmer unleashes on the NCAA for allowing a biological male to take her slot, and ESPN takes a protests “don’t say gay” with a moment of silence. Bloomberg wants you to fight inflation by eating less, and letting your dog die, while President Biden will be replacing Vice President Harris in Europe for NATO talks.
Mar 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 18, 2022
The Boys have had it with the pandemic mandates and directives, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says you need to be open to more lockdowns. Lia Thomas was named an NCAA swimming champion, and Thomas says blocking out critics’ “noise” is the best strategy. MSNBC talks about the “accomplishments” of Lia Thomas, while Stacey Abrams portrays the “President of Earth” in an episode of Star Trek. Liberals really need to be held accountable for their abuse of children during the pandemic, but White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki tap dances when talking about the current risks of COVID. Hollywood liberals are demanding Canada shut down its pipeline, and The Spectator looks into the reason so many Americans are unwilling to defend their country. The Friday Five honors the tremendous fight being put up by Ukrainians against Russia – Best Fight Songs.
Mar 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 17, 2022
MVC&R have known it since the war began, and President Joe Biden finally admits that he believes President Putin is a war criminal. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki scrambles to reassign blame for high gas prices, since the White House’s “Putin’s price hike” spin clearly was not working. Jussie Smollett is ordered released from jail after serving less than a week of his five month sentence, and The New York Times wants you to know the Hunter Biden laptop story was legit. Chris Cuomo says his “journalistic integrity” was “unjustifiably smeared” by CNN, and he is asking for $125 million in restitution, while Speaker Nancy Pelosi got annoyed with a reporter for asking about COVID relief money. Thieves stole almost 400 gallons from a North Carolina gas station, and Chick-fil-A could be declared a “public nuisance” in Santa Barbara, California.
Mar 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 16, 2022
The Boys were listening with the rest of the world as President Volodymyr Zelenskyy spoke to both Houses of Congress, and President Joe Biden announced that the First Lady’s husband has COVID. Senator Mitt Romney voted against lifting mask mandates for preschool-age children, and the media has united to shift blame for high gas prices from President Biden. President Biden doesn’t know from which state Secretary Jennifer Granholm comes, and the teachers union made a sign to show solidarity with Ukraine, but the Ukrainian flag was upside down. New York Rangers fans booed during Governor Kathy Hochul’s introduction at a game, and USA Today named a transgender Biden administration official as one of its “Women of the Year”.
Mar 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 15, 2022
MVC&R are praying for the family of slain Fox News cameraman Pierre Zakrzewski, who was killed in Ukraine by Russian forces. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki claims the administration is still trying to take steps to lower gas prices, yet democrats are divided on whether or not to suspend the federal gas tax. It has been reported that President Vladimir Putin is cracking down on top intelligence, and military officials, because of numerous failures during the invasion of Ukraine. Jussie Smollett’s family is concerned he may be beaten up in jail, and the governor of Mississippi signed a critical race theory ban. A San Antonio school segregated children and showed graphic autopsy photos in a “lesson”, and an NFL quarterback asked why there are pregnant man emojis.
Mar 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 14, 2022
The Boys are ready for an end to the outrageous inflation, but the Treasury secretary says we are in for another year of discomfort. Vice President Kamala Harris is talking about the importance of showing people they got what they wanted, and former President Donald Trump is saying it was his personality that kept us out of war. Tom Brady changed his mind about going into retirement, and it was hours after somebody spent more than $500K on Brady’s “last” touchdown ball. A military reserves officer allegedly falsified recommendation letters for Afghans seeking special visas, and ABC News claims “six in ten Americans” want kindergarten teachers to talk about kids’ genitals.
Mar 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 11, 2022
MVC&R are praying for the people of Ukraine, and President Joe Biden threatens a “severe price” if Russia decides to use chemical weapons. The White House’s media talking points blaming Putin for inflation have been distributed, but an Obama economic advisor is saying the blame belongs squarely on President Biden’s shoulders. Jussie Smollett proclaims his innocence and insists he is “not suicidal” during his sentencing hearing, and Florida governor Ron DeSantis absolutely levels Disney for their stance on the state’s anti-grooming bill. Kim Kardashian is getting backlash for advising women to get back to work, and your Attorney General claims the January 6th investigation is the most important thing his agency has ever done. The Friday Five are continuing the celebration of Women’s History Month – Best Women Rockers.
Mar 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 10, 2022
The Boys are not digging the outrageous inflation that has accompanied the Biden administration, and the key inflation measure jumped to the highest level since January 1982. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is saying President Biden’s inflation is being called “Putin’s price hike”. Elon Musk will pay Ukrainian employees if they have to go fight, and he condemns the rising woke trend in corporate America. President Biden is saying drilling companies are free to drill, and former President Donald Trump claims the Afghanistan withdrawal made Putin invade Ukraine. Russia confirms the use of illegal vacuum bombs in Ukraine, and John Kerry is warning of the onslaught of climate change refugees.
Mar 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 9, 2022
MVC&R would love it if someone in charge would do something about the outrageous gas prices, but President Joe Biden says he, “Can’t do much about gas prices.” The director for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is now saying COVID is seasonal, and the “Vagina Museum” celebrates International Women’s Day by honoring biological men. Vice President Kamala Harris is now going to Poland, and Secretary Pete Buttigieg wants you to buy an electric car so you can save on gas money. The president of GLAAD says the gender identity curriculum does not exist, however, banning the nonexistent curriculum would be harmful to children. Socialist Representative Rashida Tlaib wants you to believe the surging inflation going on is not inflation, and an MSNBC anchor admits it is “insane” that the United States is not energy independent.
Mar 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 8, 2022
The Boys would love it if President Joe Biden was able to lower the costs, and the President says he is “using every tool” to do just that. The President also claims he is not hampering oil drilling in the United States, and the Ukrainian ambassador recommends Russia delegates seek mental help. A proud “Squad” member and “defund the police” advocate spent taxpayer dollars on private security, and the mayor of New York City believes toddlers understand they must wear masks. Senator Jeff Merkley wants to declare a climate emergency right away, and a guy made $75K in a year by suing telemarketers. The Florida surgeon general recommends against healthy children getting the COVID vaccine, and working outside your normal schedule can make you hate your job.
Mar 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 7, 2022
MVC&R watched the relentless assault on Ukraine by Russia over the weekend, but Secretary Antony Blinken is claiming we are united with our NATO allies. A far left democrat believes skyrocketing gas prices will not be solved by producing more oil, and the CDC director is claiming they didn’t have enough caution. Utah’s republican governor vows to veto a bill protecting women’s sports, and feminism should support helping troubled men, according to National Review. Chuck Todd is actually comparing “voting rights” to the situation in Ukraine, and a father facing jail time for going maskless to his son’s games wins in court. A democrat draws similarities between the struggle in Ukraine, and fighting for President Biden’s agenda, while Alec Baldwin says opioids have killed more people than he has.
Mar 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 4, 2022
The Boys have not seized any nuclear power plants, although tempted often, but Russia has taken control of Europe’s largest power plant, which is located in Ukraine. The Labor Secretary wants increasing oil production off the table, and the International Cat Federation has banned Russian owners. President Vladimir Putin claims he and his attackers “have no ill intentions”, and Lindsey Graham is hoping someone in Russia will assassinate Putin. Vice President Kamala Harris is slammed for her focus on the Equality Act amid the Russian invasion, but she will next be heading to Warsaw to display solidarity for Ukraine. Bill Barr believes former President Trump and his lawyers deserve some blame for January 6th, and A.I. can now read people’s social media posts to determine if they are crazy. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot shines light on her obsession with her latest fallacy, and The Friday Five honors Women’s History Month – Best Woman/Women Songs.
Mar 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 3, 2022
MVC&R are enjoying the circus of the stalled Russian convoy in Ukraine, and Governor Ron DeSantis told high schoolers to stop with the “ridiculous COVID theater” of mask wearing. President Joe Biden has a perplexing excuse for why housing is so expensive, and “Dr.” Jill Biden actually believes things are so much better now. The President claims we are going to lower the deficit by trillions of dollars, and the controversial trans swimmer says, “I am not a man.” Portland schools adopt a new climate policy, and the Energy Secretary says the “energy transition” is to blame for high gas prices. Border Agents react harshly to President Biden’s SOTU immigration claims, and Melinda Gates says she divorced Bill because she couldn’t trust what they had.
Mar 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 2, 2022
The Boys were quite impressed with the State of the Union speech, but not the one delivered by President Joe Biden. The speech provided for a lengthy montage of the latest of President Biden’s audible stumbling, and an assassination attempt on President Zelensky failed due to Russian spies. Apple stops all product sales in Russia and restricts state media apps, while a Florida man blames President Putin for his running of a stop sign. While talking about the situation in Ukraine, President Biden says “we stand with the Iranian people”, and a nine-year-old snuck out of his house and boarded a plane without his parents. California is thinking of naming heat waves the same way we name hurricanes, and Chuck Todd blames the right wing echo chamber for the bad economy.
Mar 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | March 1, 2022
MVC&R are watching this nightmare unfurl in Ukraine, but the resilience of President Zelensky is enough to bring a translator to tears. The White House claims politics had nothing to do with the modification of mask guidance, and President Joe Biden forgets the name of his Supreme Court nominee. Disney will no longer release movies in Russia due to their invasion of Ukraine, and 12 Russian diplomats accused of “engaging in espionage” are ordered to leave the United States. President Biden is claiming republicans are trying to stop black people from voting, and Adam Kinzinger falls for a shoddy Photoshopped “Ghost of Kyiv” hoax. A growing number of companies are no longer interested in Russia, however OnlyFans has not yet hit Russia with any sanctions.
Mar 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 28, 2022
The Boys are quite impressed with the bravery and resilience of the Ukrainian people, and a Ukrainian soldier issued a warning to Russians in a cheerful video. President Joe Biden believes people just can’t comprehend how great things are going, and FEMA reminds everyone to remember to socially distance and mask up in case of nuclear attack. The Centers for Disease Control predictably updated their masking guidance ahead of the SOTU address. Democratic socialists are blaming U.S. imperialism for the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and according to The New York Times, two new studies say COVID did not come from a lab. A Ukrainian man removed a mine from a bridge while smoking a cigarette, and Al Franken says the end of the world will occur when Donald Trump wins in 2024.
Feb 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 25, 2022
MVC&R are minus Jamie today, and he is not running guns to Ukraine. At least, it’s not confirmed. Officials throughout the Biden Administration were expecting sanctions to be a deterrent for Vladimir Putin to invade Ukraine, but President Joe Biden is claiming no one actually expected sanctions to be a deterrent to invasion. President Biden names his pick to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, and Hillary Clinton is blaming former President Donald Trump for Russian aggression. (Shocker) The New York Times wants to know why they are not seeing more masks on the faces of Ukrainians, and Google decided to terminate their own mask mandate. Press Secretary Jen Psaki again has to clarify comments from President Biden, while “the 1980’s called and they want their foreign policy back,” so we have a Friday Five just for that – Best 80’s One Hit Wonders.
Feb 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 24, 2022
The Boys remember Joe Biden from 2019, when he claimed Putin’s days of terror would end if he were to become President. The State Department squirmed when asked about the big pipeline, and a flashback of Donald Trump telling the head of NATO that Germany gave too much to Russia. The White House believes crazy gas prices are about standing up for our values, and the UN Secretary General wants to give peace a chance. Stacey Abrams refuses to say if the upcoming election is rigged, and experts now say there is a huge amount of learning loss. John Kerry wants to remind everybody that the Russian invasion is bad for the climate, and more absolutely brutal polling for President Joe Biden.
Feb 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 23, 2022
MVC&R hope they never get sanctioned, but President Joe Biden announced sanctions against Russia. Press Secretary Jen Psaki doesn’t think Vladimir Putin is intimidating the administration, and Tulsi Gabbard slammed Vice President Kamala Harris for remarks made on her international trip. The CDC was blasted for withholding data over fears the vaccine would appear ineffective, and Justin Trudeau promises to defend democracy in Ukraine. Senator Chuck Schumer has a goal to make abortion available during all nine months of pregnancy, and a New York professor is called out for saying she would “give priority to non-white folks”. A democrat Congressman wants to seize the truckers of protesters headed to D.C., and then give them to growing businesses.
Feb 23, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 22, 2022
The Boys have absolutely no problem calling the invasion of Ukraine an invasion, but an official at the White House is unable to state the plain truth. Bill Gates made an incredibly absurd comparison on mask mandates, and the Centers for Disease Control’s lies have completely destroyed its legitimacy. More words of wisdom from Vice President Kamala Harris, and Indiana republicans gutted a parents’ rights bill to appease the teachers union. The NFL world reacts to Aaron Rogers’ rather cryptic post, and the Big Ten suspends coach Juwan Howard for the rest of the regular season. Acquitted Kyle Rittenhouse launches his “Media Accountability Project” to hold media and celebrities accountable, and the average pet tries to eat something they shouldn't four times a day.
Feb 22, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 21, 2022
MVC&R are keeping a close eye on the situation in Ukraine, and Vice President Kamala Harris says we need to put ourselves out there. There was a mass shooting during a “chaotic” protest in Portland, and an Olympic skier suffered frozen genitalia during the cross-country race. Canadian police are even going to punish people who left the protest, and Sec. John Kirby doesn’t want you to judge the administration on Afghanistan. Critical race theory-related ideas were found in mandatory programs at 23 of top 25 U.S. medical schools. A trans child molester brags about not doing prison time, and Jacksonville set up sensors to figure out why Jacksonville smells so bad.
Feb 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 18, 2022
The Boys are big fans of gelato, and the Canadian gelato café owner is speaking out about getting doxxed for donating to the protesting truckers. Joy Behar does society a favor by announcing her intent to mask up indefinitely, and a Louisville mayoral candidate is not happy his would-be assassin is out of jail. Mike Lindell wants to airdrop MyPillows to the truckers, and Hillary Clinton hints at a possible lawsuit against Fox News. A memo shows President Joe Biden’s border crisis will not be ending any time soon, and Matthew Stafford ignored a falling woman who ended up fracturing her spine. Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation is suspended from donations by Amazon, and honoring National Cardiac Rehabilitation Week with The Friday Five – Best Heart Songs.
Feb 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 17, 2022
MVC&R think it is time to unmask the children of this country, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says unmasking the kids would be risky. Justin Trudeau is saying if you stand with the Canadian truckers you are a nazi, and the invasion of America’s Southern border continues absolutely unabated. Canada orders the freezing of 34 cryptocurrency accounts connected to the “Freedom Convoy”, and a .22 rifle is considered a “weapon of war” by California governor Gavin Newsom. Chris Cuomo is a “despised figure” within CNN at this point, and COVID data will not be released over concerns it will be misrepresented by anti-vaxxers. Tom Hanks’ son says he didn’t have a strong male role model growing up, and Clinton allies have taken over Black Lives Matter.
Feb 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 16, 2022
The Boys believe the situation has very big ramifications, and President Joe Biden says it could impact our prices. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was heckled while delivering remarks on his dictatorship, and a school board member loses it when a speaker refuses to wear a mask. The mayor of New York City claims the media is racist, while the media seems to have come down with “laryngitis” after years of pushing Trump/Russia collusion. Multiple San Francisco school board members have been recalled, and Bob Saget’s family is suing to block the release of documents related to his death. Four more cast members from “A Christmas Story” are coming back, and they finally figured out how to make non-alcoholic beer taste like the real thing.
Feb 16, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 15, 2022
MVC&R have thankfully not received a report card in decades, but there is another terrible economic report card for President Joe Biden. The deputy Prime Minister of Canada announces seizure plans for Canadians’ money, and this year’s Ad Meter results for the Super Bowl are in. It looks as if Russia may be pulling back its troops, while an Olympic official defends efforts to smooth over the Peng Shuai case. Netflix is referring to their price increase as an “update”, and the White House cannot say it’s bad for someone to spy on the President. Justin Trudeau claims to be interested in restoring confidence in Canada’s institutions, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blames crime for ending the extra child tax credit.
Feb 15, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 14, 2022
The Boys enjoyed the Super-Spreader Bowl, and fans rejected the mask mandate despite being given a mask at the stadium. The Hillary Clinton campaign paid to hack Donald Trump after he was President, and Justin Trudeau tells truckers they have been heard, but it is time to go home now. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes inflation is up because people have jobs, and President Joe Biden suspends avocado imports. New Zealand blasted Barry Manilow in order to break up their Freedom Convoy, and Kanye West went off the rails this weekend threatening Pete Davidson, again. President Joe Biden attacked the NFL for its lack of black coaches, and Bernie Sanders used a Super Bowl tweet to push President Biden to cancel student loan debt.
Feb 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 11, 2022
MVC&R would like to think of themselves as wise guys, and President Joe Biden thinks it’s wise to ask about inflation. President Biden provides another stellar example of his lack of senility, and Canada puts a freeze on donations made to the protesting truckers. McDonald’s in Canada unofficially has a chicken sandwich called “The Trudeau”, and CNN is making the claim that no one likes President Biden. Fox News reports Hillary Clinton will be speaking at the New York democratic convention, and James Carville wants everyone to stop talking about January 6th. Joe Rogan is telling mainstream media to do a better job, and The Friday Five honors the truckers protesting up North – Best Canadian Artists.
Feb 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 10, 2022
The Boys have been proponents of ending the mask mandates, but it seems to be different when democrats are calling for their dismissal. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is saying truckers could be shut down if they protest here, and a CNN host is “out of ideas” on “what to do about Joe Rogan”. The Justice Department quoted Martin Luther King Jr. while arguing for leniency for an arsonist who killed a person, and a Christian pastor trends after a Tweet on female modesty, which outraged feminists. Beto O’Rourke claims to not be interested in confiscating guns anymore, and a Pew poll says a whole lot of people don’t trust public officials. We found out today that Bob Saget died of head trauma, and today is also the day most people ditch their New Year's resolution.
Feb 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 9, 2022
MVC&R move at their own pace, but Jen Psaki says the CDC runs at the pace of science. Justin Trudeau says mandates are the way to avoid restrictions, and Tucker Carlson throws serious shade at President Joe Biden’s crack pipe equity plan. Iran unveils a new missile which is said to put Israel and U.S. regional bases within range, and an Illinois dad talks about his special needs child wearing masks. Stacey Abrams says Georgia is not in a place where mask mandates can be lifted, and a high school student pulls a knife on another student in a disagreement over masks. Alec Baldwin is talking about how “strange” it is to be back on set, and “broken heart” cases surge during COVID, especially among women. Laid off Peloton employees were given a one-year subscription as part of their severance, and ratings for The Olympics in China crash and burn.
Feb 09, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 8, 2022
The Boys are not medical experts, but an actual medical expert says we should not pay attention to case counts for COVID. The horror of the Canadian trucker protest has escalated, because now the protesting truckers have pizza. Mike Tirico is returning early from the Olympics for unknown reasons, and President Joe Biden is now threatening to end the pipeline from Russia to Germany. A democrat credits President Biden with dropping mask mandates, and Build-A-Bear announces their “After Dark” collection. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot says remote learning is to blame for the spike in crime, and a human smuggler goes full exorcist during her arrest.
Feb 08, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 7, 2022
MVC&R have been watching as school districts blatantly defy governors’ order outlawing mask mandates, and Illinois school districts closed down after their mask mandate is blocked. An ESPN analyst says America should ignore China’s crimes against humanity, because this country has voter ID laws. Pro-mask and non-governor Stacey Abrams went to an elementary school, and took a maskless picture surrounded by masked children. In President Joe Biden’s first year, more police officers were intentionally killed since 1995, and now Ottawa police are stealing gas from protesting truckers. An author pushes to cancel Joe Rogan for using the N-word, but then someone looked up use of the N-word in the author’s books.
Feb 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 4, 2022
The Boys were reluctantly monitoring the opening ceremony for this year’s Olympics, and China trotted out a Uyghur muslim, while NBC helped deliver the narrative. Chinese authorities remove a Dutch journalist during a report, and an AP reporter takes down Ned Price in a press conference. A Virginia mother tees off against the school board over mandates, and a doctor warns of medical totalitarianism amid the COVID-19 crackdown. Speaker Nancy Pelosi tells American Olympic athletes to shut up and dribble, and MSNBC holds the governor of Texas accountable for not being able to stop the rain from falling. Major news outlets completely ignore the Johns Hopkins report on COVID lockdowns, and a cold snap has consumed the country, as well as The Friday Five – Best Cold, Ice, Snow, and Freeze Songs.
Feb 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 3, 2022
MVC&R are glad to announce the killing of an ISIS leader, but they question the timing after several disastrous polls for President Joe Biden. Critics are questioning President Biden’s cancer initiative, and Brian Stetler came very close to actually telling the truth. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is blaming climate change for the tensions with Russia-Ukraine. Despite considering itself a “champion” for women, the ACLU is defending the transgender UPenn swimmer. The Canada border protest is growing as truckers ask the government to end COVID mandates. Al Franken is defending Whoopi Goldberg by pointing out her stage choice of stage names, and an illegal immigrant was responsible for drawing swastikas on the D.C. landmark.
Feb 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 2, 2022
The Boys were blown away by the confession from the director of the FBI, after Christopher Wray said the level of Chinese espionage blew him away. The White House wants Spotify to do more about Joe Rogan, and a look back to the time Dr. Anthony Fauci talked about Texas “inexplicably” dropping COVID restrictions. The Afghanistan “evacuation” was even worse than we thought, and a chicken was caught trying to break into The Pentagon. Former President Donald Trump says he would absolutely offer pardons for January 6th, and a new poll of Florida voters has Ron DeSantis crushing President Joe Biden. Whoopi Goldberg’s co-hosts are “furious” with ABC for suspending her, and the average couple will spend $416 on each other this Valentine’s Day.
Feb 02, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | February 1, 2022
MVC&R are big fans of good news, and the Today Show claims to have good news for kids on vaccines. Wondering just how bad the next jobs report is going to be, and there was a massive brawl at a Golden Corral. Whoopi Goldberg has second thoughts on her denial the Holocaust was about race, and Tom Brady officially announces is retirement from the NFL. Scientists are speaking out about being silenced over the lab leak theory, and shrill MSNBC bros claim Joe Rogan is “in over his head”. Seventy-seven percent of tested Baltimore high school students read at an elementary level, and thousands of 49ers fans couldn’t watch the game after a stray bullet knocked out their cable.
Feb 01, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 31, 2022
The Boys were watching the truck protest in Canada, and CBC pondered the possibility of Russia organizing the protest. A CNN contributor says she is “haunted” by Joe Rogan, and California officials were hanging out at a football game, while violating the mask mandate. The University of Nebraska censored their mascot’s “OK” hand sign over concerns of white supremacy, while Kanye is allegedly telling people Pete Davidson is gay, and has AIDS. A poll shows most Americans want President Joe Biden to consider “all nominees” in the Supreme Court pick, and Sean Penn believes “cowardly genes” cause men to wear skirts. North Korea tested the longest-range missile since 2017, and the Canadian Prime Minister has COVID.
Jan 31, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 28, 2022
MVC&R were watching the funeral of murdered NYPD Officer Jason Rivera, and his widow hoped the District Attorney was watching, as she ripped him for his pro-crime policies. CNN tried to scrub a report about President Joe Biden’s phone call failure with Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a bridge in Pittsburgh collapsed just hours before President Biden’s visit. General Mark Milley has some pretty formidable words for Russia, and a Border Patrol agent slams the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Teammates are uneasy about changing in the same locker room with trans UPenn swimmer Lia Thomas, and the winner of the SpaceX raffle gave away his seat because he exceeded the weight limit. Illegal immigrants are being flown all across the country, so The Friday Five is inspired by the Biden Administration – Best Fly Songs.
Jan 28, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 27, 2022
The Boys finally have some good economic news, and President Joe Biden talks about driving electric cars. Spotify decided to remove Neil Young, and The View discussed the Supreme Court. While sneaking illegal migrants into New York, a federal contractor says, “We want to keep this on the down low.” Unvaccinated students are like students who show up with knives, and Scott yelled at a cancer patient. Elizabeth Warren is sued for asking Amazon to suppress a COVID book in searches, and Nicolas Cage has a crow that calls him names. The Surgeon General calls for censorship of Joe Rogan, and now Prince Andrew wants a jury trial.
Jan 27, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 26, 2022
MVC&R have not forgotten about the ongoing border crisis, and a new Pew poll shows President Joe Biden’s numbers turning negative on every major issue. Former President Donald Trump is heard referring to himself as the 47th President, and those that do the science are talking about Stealth Omicron. The latest excuse for Vice President Kamala Harris’ failure is due to the “D.C. Bubble.” Dr. Anthony Fauci is defending the FDA’s decision to rescind monoclonal antibody treatments, while there is a report that Capitol Police are spying on lawmakers, and those they meet. Florida continues to defend its title as the Shark Bite Capital of the U.S., and San Jose passes a law mandating gun owner insurance, as well as an annual gun ownership fee.
Jan 26, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 25, 2022
The Boys hope they won’t have a need for monoclonal antibodies, since the FDA pulled back on their use. Ned Price doesn’t understand the Afghanistan comparison, and The Today Show just figured out carjackings are a problem these days. President Joe Biden calls Peter Doocy of Fox News a “stupid son of a bitch,” and then called Doocy later to say, “It’s nothing personal, pal.” A hospital denied a man a heart transplant, because he had not been vaccinated. Neil Young told Spotify to remove Joe Rogan, or remove his songs, and Elon Musk’s Neuralink makes its next move to begin human trials. An Afghan refugee was convicted of sexually abusing a 3-year-old girl in Virginia, and the Super Bowl 56 logo looks like a bloody crime scene.
Jan 25, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 24, 2022
MVC&R were not able to attend the “Defeat the Mandates” march in Washington D.C., and President Joe Biden moves ahead with a vaccine mandate at the border. A veteran sportscaster blasts the IOC for going back to China, and some are wondering why we are not yet using sanctions against Russia. Senator Bernie Sanders is frustrated over President Biden’s failures, and the Washington Post believes conservatives are making up the crime wave. North Portland business owners are begging for help, and fans at the Australian Open were asked to remove their “Where Is Peng Shuai” t-shirts. The governor of New York is blaming an “illegal gun” for the killing of an NYPD officer, and a school board member wants parents to know, “I don’t work for you.”
Jan 24, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 21, 2022
The Boys will not be writing to Russia anytime soon, but Secretary of State Antony Blinken promises a strongly-worded letter will be written. Fewer than 1 in 6 Americans want U.S Soldiers in any Ukraine/Russia war, and critics slam NBC News for suggesting school curriculum transparency would lead to censorship. Jordan Peterson resigns from his tenured position at University of Toronto, and Gavin Newsom says we all have a responsibility to stop crime. A fascinating study shows gender is not a “social construct”, and Joy Reid believes the infrastructure bill was the “White Guy Employment Act”. Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but she dumped him because she was afraid of Hannibal Lecter.
Jan 21, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 20, 2022
MVC&R were monitoring President Joe Biden’s speech on Wednesday, and the President fumbled his way through, while displaying uncertainty when it comes to Russia in Ukraine. Dana Bash is clarifying election comments President Biden made, and Vice President Kamala Harris says world leaders are worried about us. The Therapeutic Goods Administration has confirmed the first cases of myocarditis and pericarditis after Pfizer and Moderna boosters, and Alec Baldwin is being sued by the family of a Marine killed during the Afghanistan pullout. Oscar Mayer is selling a new bologna-inspired beauty mask, and NBC sports announcers will not be traveling to China to call the Olympics.
Jan 20, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 19, 2022
The Boys have been watching President Joe Biden’s failures pile up, and there is good evidence to show he is hitting rock bottom. The World Health Organization is not recommending boosters for healthy children and adolescents, while China warns foreign athletes against speaking out on politics at the Winter Games. Stevie Wonder comes out in support of ending the filibuster, and Los Angeles police have identified the suspected killer of Brianna Kupfer. Arkansas inmates sue over COVID treatment with ivermectin, and CNN was mocked after announcing their new “misinformation” team. A liberal mother says the school closures have made her question her politics, and Coach Nick Saban joins others to urge Senator Joe Manchin.
Jan 19, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 18, 2022
MVC&R have been wondering how Rochelle Walensky has been able to keep her gig as CDC Director, and a progressive democrat is calling for her replacement. A democratic strategist is saying the party’s problem is “bad followers”, while Soviet-style posters mocking President Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci over vaccine orders. The father of a murdered UCLA student called out some politicians, saying they put the rights of criminals ahead of law abiding citizens. Dr. Fauci says we are only in the first of five phases of the pandemic, and Michael Phelps weighs in on the collegiate transgender swimmer. MSNBC was talking about white supremacists during the Texas synagogue attack, and Elizabeth Warren claims republicans want to stop people from voting.
Jan 18, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 17, 2022
The Boys are monitoring the terrorist attack from over the weekend in Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas, but President Joe Biden says “we don’t have enough facts” as to an Islamic terrorist held Jews hostage. A professor was suspended for a profane rant in which he called students “vectors for disease,” and Ghislaine Maxwell “will no longer fight to keep names of John Does secret.” Disclosures show Dr. Anthony Fauci’s household made $1.7 million in 2020, including income, royalties, travel perks, and investment gains. Governor Glenn Youngkin signed 11 orders on day one in office, including a ban on CRT, and investigating Loudoun County officials. YouTube banned a counseling channel for “hate speech” after a “conversion therapy” report, and a Portland Police training slide talked about hitting “dirty hippies.”
Jan 17, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 14, 2022
MVC&R are thinking of super soft birthday parties after Jen Psaki talks about bunnies and ice cream, and the FDA gives the okay to use one million expired COVID tests. CDC Director Rochelle Walensky cited a debunked Arizona mask study, and Novak Djokovic is on track to be deported from Australia. It isn’t quite clear whether or not Governor Ron DeSantis was taking a dig at Trump, and the DOJ charges the founder of Oath Keepers with “seditious conspiracy”. Candace Owens goes off on “most annoying celebrity” Demi Lovato, and a left-wing activist compares the filibuster to Russia invading Ukraine. A woman put her cat in the hospital after threatening it with a timeout, and Alec Baldwin’s wife posted a rather bizarre photo. An earworm is the first video on YouTube to hit ten billion views, so that served as the inspiration for this week’s Friday Five – Greatest 80’s Music Videos.
Jan 14, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 13, 2022
The Boys would lose their jobs if they delivered the show the way President Joe Biden delivers a speech, and President Biden’s explanation of masks pretty much requires a map to prevent getting lost. Senator Elizabeth Warren says corporate greed is to blame for the rampant inflation, and these are the products that will empty your wallet as inflation continues to soar. President Biden puts out a call for free masks for everyone, and 270 doctors demand Spotify implement a COVID-19 “misinformation policy” over Joe Rogan’s podcast. Dick Durbin admits the President may have gone a little too far in his Atlanta speech, while a bar is barring any mention of COVID-19, and assessing fines.
Jan 13, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 12, 2022
MVC&R have been watching shelves go bare and prices go up, while inflation has increased at the highest rate in forty years. President Joe Biden wants to “kill the filibuster”, and he claims the Georgia voting law is against The Bible. Senator Ted Cruz pounds the podium after being asked about his lack of mask, and you’ll need a photo ID to enter most D.C. businesses, starting Saturday. Whoopi Goldberg and Chuck Schumer agree on the current state of voting for black Americans, and former President Trump calls out “gutless” politicians who won’t disclose their vaccination status. Dr. Anthony Fauci and Rochelle Walensky were mocked for mixed messages on masks, while at a hearing to discuss Omicron. A judge has declined to dismiss the sexual assault lawsuit against Prince Andrew, and USA Today thinks pedophilia is merely “inappropriate” and is “among the most misunderstood conditions in America.”
Jan 12, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 11, 2022
The Boys love it when Senator Rand Paul goes after Dr. Anthony Fauci, and now Dr. Fauci is saying Sen. Paul is trying to get him killed. Supporters of Novak Djokovic were pepper-sprayed following his visa reinstatement, and it seems Stacey Abrams is actually going to miss President Joe Biden’s voting rights speech. Orkin released its annual list of cities with the most bed bugs, Secretary Xavier Becerra is defending CDC director Rochelle Walensky. Whole Foods says BLM’s mask ban is protected by the First Amendment, Chicago teachers are finally going back to work. Flights were halted at the same time North Korea tested a missile, and Tesla now offers an “assertive” self-driving option.
Jan 11, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 10, 2022
MVC&R are trying their darndest to keep up with the CDC’s COVD guidance, and Director Rochelle Walensky says it’s “hard” coming up with the advice they provide. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has tested positive for COVID-19, after her maskless vacation in Florida. Savannah Guthrie has some unflattering words to say about the CDC, and a former Biden adviser is calling for the schools to reopen. Parents are speaking out on the trans-gender swimmer, and California shuts down a church preschool over the mask mandate. Bob Saget was found dead on Sunday in a Florida hotel room, and Alec Baldwin invoked January 6th to defend himself. The mayor of New York City is now on-board with letting noncitizens vote, and Americans adopted millions of dogs during the pandemic.
Jan 10, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 7, 2022
The Boys are taking a look at another disappointing jobs report, and Tucker Carlson calls out Senator Ted Cruz for his “terrorism” comments on January 6th. CBS buried poll results showing most Americans of both parties believe January 6th was “a protest that went too far”, and AC/DC’s music is too expensive for Cobra Kai. Advisers “plea” with President Joe Biden to change his coronavirus strategy, and WaPo is extremely late in issuing a correction to a fact check about Senator Tom Cotton. A year after January 6th, the elites are perpetuating a double standard, and Taco Bell has launched its $10 monthly subscription. The CDC director is reportedly meeting with media coaches, while Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd drooled over President Biden’s speech. The Manhattan district attorney defends the pro-crime policy, and The Friday Five have you covered – Bands Whose Biggest Hit Was a Cover.
Jan 07, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 6, 2022
MVC&R have plenty to do just trying to keep track of the media’s weeping over January 6th, and Liz Cheney explains how the Capitol riot was not mostly peaceful. Vice President Kamala Harris believes January 6th was like Pearl Harbor and 9/11, and President Joe Biden asks if we are a nation that accepts political violence. People are going on 29% fewer dates during the pandemic, and National Geographic prints claim Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black people. A guy was charged $600 after getting stuck in an Uber in the I-95 traffic jam, and multiple armed rioters fell off the most wanted list. A trans healthcare specialist doctor says it is becoming a social contagion for kids, and a Texas judge drastically reduces the sentence for a child sex predator.
Jan 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 5, 2022
The Boys are doing their absolute best to keep up with the CDC’s COVID guidance, and the White House does not believe COVID is out of control. An intelligence official says no one listened to their warning last January 6th, and Hank Johnson provides some fresh audible fun. People in Virginia were stuck on a train with frozen toilets, and Brian Stelter thinks Sean Hannity caused the “insurrection” last year. The University of Portland is requiring booster shots before students can return to campus, and the governor of New York is rethinking the need to count COVID hospitalizations. Ana Navarro says President Donald Trump was illegitimate, and George Floyd’s 4-year-old niece was shot.
Jan 06, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 4, 2022
MVC&R are standing up for your legal right to vote, but a democrat claims this will be the last election if republicans win. President Joe Biden’s disapproval numbers hit a new high, and hundreds were stranded on the roads in a Virginia snowstorm. Around 4.5 million people quit their jobs in November, and “Real Housewives” alum Kelly Dodd was fined $16K by Bravo for wearing a “Drunk Wives Matter” hat. Without citing clinical trials, the FDA approved emergency use of COVID-19 boosters for children 12 and up, and these are 10 universally agreed upon “A-hole moves” that people commit. The Albany prosecutor will be dropping the charges against former governor Andrew Cuomo, saying that he cannot prove his case.
Jan 04, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | January 3, 2022
The Boys are glad to be back, and they hope everyone had a very Happy New Year. Dr. Anthony Fauci believes society could be hurt if people isolate too much, and CNN explores the “trauma” reporters went through on January 6th. An Oregon dad goes legend when he tells President Joe Biden, “Let’s Go Brandon!” Betty White died on New Year’s Eve, but her 100th birthday special will air as planned. Joe Rogan moves to GETTR after Twitter bans Dr. Robert Malone, and Antonio Brown’s meltdown may cost him more than his spot with the Buccaneers. About 23% of Americans made New Year’s resolutions, while RadioShack is rebranding itself as a cryptocurrency exchange. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez celebrated the New Year with family at a “crazy disco party” in St. Bart’s, and one state went from firing unvaccinated workers to letting COVID positive nurses work.
Jan 03, 2022
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 23, 2021
MVC&R were not in charge of ordering COVID tests for the country, and President Joe Biden wishes he had thought to order more. President Biden says he intends to run for President again, and lawmakers who wanted to “reimagine police” were carjacked. A far left democrat doubles down on calling Senator Joe Manchin racist, and Quidditch is changing its name due to “transphobic” J.K. Rowling. Vice President Kamala Harris believes coverage of her would be better if she were male, and the Bills’ Cole Beasley takes aim at the NFL’s “rules” after testing positive for COVID-19. The governor of New York doesn’t think masking children is a big deal, and most attorneys in one liberal city’s prosecutor’s office have quit.
Dec 23, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 22, 2021
The Boys do not think COVID happened overnight, but that seems to be what President Joe Biden believes. Rochelle Walensky absolutely refuses to call Omicron “mild” while doing an interview, despite overwhelming evidence that it is exactly that. A CNN commentator doesn’t know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia, while Elizabeth Warren is now blaming grocery conglomerates for skyrocketing food prices. The Food and Drug Administration may approve the Pfizer and Merck COVID pills in the next few days. President Biden claims it didn’t take long to send out coronavirus tests, but he also believes the supply chain crisis never occurred. A democrat called Senator Joe Manchin a racist, and there may just be some hope for liberal cities.
Dec 22, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 21, 2021
MVC&R are looking forward to the COVID tests that the White House is going to start mailing to people, but Vice President Kamala Harris is not blaming the unvaccinated for the pandemic. President Donald Trump chimes in on Dr. Anthony Fauci, and President Biden fired his dog. Conservatives are blasting squad member Ayanna Pressley for her comments on the “violence” of student debt. The CNN producer accused of sex trafficking tried to payoff witnesses, yet actual violence is prompting people to take an interest in guns. The White House is actively trying to scare people, yet they insist, “We’re not trying to scare people.” Scientists are puzzled as to why Omicron cases are already falling in South Africa, and people keep asking Dr. Anthony Fauci about his weekend plans.
Dec 21, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 20, 2021
The Boys are preparing for the cold weather winter will bring, and the White House says there a “severe winter of death” is in store for the country. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims Senator Joe Manchin is threatening democracy, after Jon Karl broke the news that Manchin would be voting “no” on President Biden’s BBB. Senator Bernie Sanders is saying Manchin doesn’t have the guts to vote for BBB, and a DC teacher had their students act out the Holocaust. Bill de Blasio is saying we need more mandates, and the editor for a swimming magazine says it is a “pressing issue” with the trans swimmer. Senator Elizabeth Warren has tested positive for coronavirus, and Fentanyl has killed more young people than COVID. Charlamagne tha God’s stupidity is once again on full display, and Megyn Kelly chimes in on masking kids.
Dec 20, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 17, 2021
M&R will welcome VC back on Monday, but he is not out because of the rona. Omicron is spreading quickly, and President Biden is warning of “severe illness and death” this winter, even though South Africa is denying hospitalization to Omicron patients. Pfizer’s CEO says their vaccine is effective against Omicron, yet a report from NBC News on Thursday contradicts his claims. Crime is spiking in communities that have put an emphasis on defunding their police, and Peter Doocy points out the mayor of San Francisco is backtracking on that policy. The White House wants leaders of communities to take a tough stance on crime, but they can’t bring themselves to decry the defunding of police. Airline executives have testified about the uselessness of masks, and a passenger decided to use a thong as a facial screen. The trans-gender UPenn swimmer is smashing records, as teammates are afraid to speak up with criticism, but parents have signed a letter calling for an end to trans-athletes competing. The people providing information on the pandemic have proven themselves to be untrustworthy, but you can trust that the guys are in the holiday spirit with The Friday Five – Best Christmas Songs.
Dec 17, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 16, 2021
The Boys are fully aware what constitutes insanity, but Dr. Anthony Fauci wants to keep doing things that have failed, in order to insure a safe Christmas. The federal government will cover 100% of the cost of tornado cleanup, and the Jacksonville Jaguars have fired head coach Urban Meyer. Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon seems to support slavery, and Governor Greg Abbott says a Texas-Mexico border wall is coming soon. Bruce Springsteen agrees to a massive deal to sell his music catalog, and Senator Joe Manchin loses it on a HuffPost reporter after being asked about the Child Tax Credit. Major airline CEOs push back on plane mask mandates, and Ron DeSantis calls out President Joe Biden for his “mass human smuggling operation” in Florida. Senator Ted Cruz eviscerated Jake Tapper for his maskless tweet at a holiday party, and the NFL seems to have trouble with geography when it comes to Taiwan.
Dec 16, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 15, 2021
MVC&R are tackling the pains caused by inflation, and President Joe Biden doesn’t get the “big deal” when it comes to mask mandates, as vaccine mandates will be fought in court. The mayor of San Francisco now wants to get tough on crime, and a governor snaps at a reporter who dared to question his mandates. New Hampshire teachers union sues to block the ban on CRT in schools, and ESPN airs a documentary about NASCAR’s debunked “noose” incident. The White House is going to “commemorate” the events of January 6th, and President Biden is blaming Big Meat for the spike in prices. A school district of Philadelphia is allowing students to identify as “non-binary” without parental consent, and Harley-Davidson’s electric motorcycle brand is going public.
Dec 15, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December, 14, 2021
The Boys are watching inflation get out-of-control, as wholesale prices reach record breaking levels. The January 6th Committee engages in the greatest self-own in history, and Vice President Kamala Harris is mocked after demonstrating how to use an electric car charging station. A high ranking democrat is truly worried black people are going to be denied the right to vote, and talking about President Biden’s Afghanistan debacle, one general says the U.S. lost 98-99% of its capability to track terrorists in the area. The White House has nothing to say about the disastrous police reforms, and the state of California reinstates the mask mandate. Florida governor Ron DeSantis is urging voters across the country to punish democrats for pandemic restrictions, and Don Lemon wonders why Fox News is allowed in the White House briefing room.
Dec 14, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 13, 2021
MVC&R must be missing something along with the rest of the country, because the White House says people just don’t understand how great things are. President Joe Biden is blaming climate change for the weekend tornado devastation, and Chicago is looking to recoup $130K in police costs from hate crime hoaxer Jussie Smollett. Former President Trump says Smollett’s hoax was a hate crime against MAGA, and Dr. Anthony Fauci is saying annual boosters will become the norm. President Biden is blaming QAnon for the failure of the Build Back Better thing, while Martha Raddatz points out Putin’s addition of “at least 10K more troops” near Ukraine, after his call with Biden. A company printed up 260K square feet of “Let’s Go Brandon!” wrapping paper, and retailers want Congress to do something about the smash-and-grabs.
Dec 14, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 10, 2021
The Boys are not fans of the out-of-control inflation, and the past words of President Joe Biden just highlight the dysfunction of his administration. Chuck Todd understands mandating vaccines for adults, but he can’t grasp the notion of mandating vaccines for children. Jussie Smollett was found guilty of staging a hate crime, yet MSNBC still offers their insane take on the issue. A reporter from Africa has called the travel ban “racist”, and another really, really bad poll for democrats. An Australian politician is saying what is happening there is a “lesson for America”, and a court ruled walking from your bed to your desk is technically a “commute”. Inflation has increased to a 39-year high, and Brian Williams signs off in dramatic fashion. Hillary Clinton says if Trump is elected again it will be the end of democracy, and The Friday Five honors the death of Monkees singer, Michael Nesmith – Best Movie Bands.
Dec 10, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 9, 2021
M&R are glad to be living in the United Steak of America, and President Joe Biden forgot Kansas City’s mayor’s name. Dr. Anthony Fauci is saying holiday hosts should require vaccination confirmation from their guests, while claiming mandates may be necessary for the sake of the “Communal Good.” Vice President Kamala Harris’ staff are leaving in droves, and Hillary Clinton is doing a crying master class on holding grudges and lacking resilience. Sticking with the crying theme, Rep. Pramila Jayapal was saddened by Rep. Lauren Boebert’s comments, and Rep. Rashida Tlaib claims Boebert’s comments invoked violence on women. The Biden administration will be working with the media to change the message being delivered, since the media is to blame for President Biden’s very low poll numbers. Kyle Rittenhouse wants to have a meeting with President Biden, after the President lied about Rittenhouse being a “white supremacist.”
Dec 09, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 8, 2021
The Boys were not impressed by President Joe Biden’s meeting with Vladimir Putin, and the embarrassment that America is now on the world stage. Over 100 Los Angeles firefighters were suspended without pay, because they failed to comply with the city’s vaccine mandate, and schools are continuing their mask mandates despite evidence masks don’t work. Seth Rogen is blaming white supremacists for the negative reception of his holiday movie, but seems to be oblivious to the fact that “Santa Inc.” sucks. With trans-gender athletes dominating across the country, Kara Dansky has the courage to speak out against this attack on female sports. Chris Cuomo’s book has been nixed by HarperCollins, and more on the myth of the crime spike, as carjackings are up 80% in New York City. Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial continues as we are seeing new photos seized from Jeffrey Epstein’s residence, while California school administrators bribed a child with pizza, so he would get the COVID vaccine without parental consent.
Dec 08, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 7, 2021
MVC&R were monitoring the meeting between President Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin, and the White House is working with reporters “to reshape coverage” of the economic woes. Oxford High School officials could be charged for the shooting there, and Chris Cuomo is reportedly suing CNN for $18 million. A Washington Post columnist believes the media are “harsher” with Biden than they were with Trump. Jussie Smollett testified in his own defense, and the Department of Justice is suing Texas over their redistricting. Wondering why democrats won’t stand up to China’s genocide, while Jake Tapper nuked the media and corporations for their silence on China. Axios is worried about the growing audiences for conservative outlets, and taking Viagra can cut the risk of Alzheimer’s by 69%.
Dec 07, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 6, 2021
The Boys are not interested in being tyrants, unlike Bill de Blasio, after he urges the nation to follow his example on vaccine mandates. China is threatening “firm countermeasures” over the expected diplomatic Olympic boycott, and Brian Stelter thinks Chris Cuomo may have violated journalistic ethics. According to the Border Patrol, foreigners illegally entering the country are coming from 106 different countries, and San Francisco suspends its weed tax in order to combat crime. Santa Fe authorities say nobody is “clear” from charges in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and Vice President Kamala Harris is described as a “bully” and “soul destroying” boss. Dr. Anthony Fauci very racistly talks about coronavirus, and more than one hundred drugs face supply chain shortages.
Dec 06, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 3, 2021
MVC&R are trying to figure out exactly what is wrong with President Biden’s voice, and it is practically impossible for Alec Baldwin to have not pulled the trigger. Stacy Abrams claims to have accepted the results of the last election, and communities are outraged after career offenders commit a string of violent crimes. Democrats put out a hilariously bad graph on gas prices, and Antonio Brown has been suspended for submitting a fake vaccination card. Chicago public schools are eliminating boys and girls separate restrooms, and Fox News crushes CNN and MSNBC in November’s ratings. Clinton Foundation donations have fallen nearly 75% since 2016, and the heaviest drinkers in the world are Australians. The pandemic made tipping more than 20% the new norm, and The Friday Five honors The Gift of Eyesight Month – Best See/Seen Songs.
Dec 03, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 2, 2021
The Boys can remember Cabbage Patch Kids, but Van Camp never bought one for someone else. Alec Baldwin is saying he did not pull the trigger, when he shot and killed a woman. The Women’s Tennis Association will no longer be holding tournaments in China, and the evil parade murderer says he is feeling “demonized”. The evil demon’s terrible mother blames “the system” for her son killing people, and the Michigan school shooting prosecutor “doesn’t have words” after watching footage of the attack. Dana White is feeling “like a million bucks” after his COVID diagnosis, and the White House no longer feels The President should be held responsible for COVID deaths. Dr. Anthony Fauci supports gain-of-function, and he thinks a reasonable question is “dangerous”. Arizona State socialists say Kyle Rittenhouse is a white supremacist murderer, and debt collectors are now able to slide into your DMs.
Dec 02, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | December 1, 2021
MVC&R have some questions about Justice Sotomayor’s brain activity, but the justice makes a comparison between unborn babies, and people who are brain dead. The Detroit superintendent admits critical race theory is “embedded” in their curriculum, and Kyle Rittenhouse says he fired Lin Wood because he is "insane". A Chicago woman with concealed carry fired at would-be carjackers, and the NIH director wants more worry over Omicron. Chris Cuomo claims the media never really liked his brother, and retailers are scrambling to protect stores against smash-and-grab robberies. A Ghislaine Maxwell accuser breaks down while describing sexual assault when she was 14 years old, and Morgan Wallen may have the best-selling album of the year.
Dec 01, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 30, 2021
The Boys are trying to get the most information on the “Omicron” variant of COVID, but President Joe Biden is talking about and “Omnicron” variant. President Biden explained his African travel ban in the most non-senile way he could, and mass protests erupted in Australia over the worsening COVID authoritarianism. YouTube censors a song that exposes Dr. Anthony Fauci as the “Sad Little Man” he is. President Biden is not visiting Waukesha, Wisconsin for some reason, and Tiger Woods is done playing golf full-time. The South African doctor who discovered the Omicron variant says the “hype” is unwarranted, and CNN’s Brian Stelter again puts his foot in his mouth when talking about inflation. Chris Cuomo used his connections to dig up dirt on his brothers' accusers, and President Biden says lockdowns are "off the table, for now."
Nov 30, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 29, 2021
MVC&R are trying not to freak out about Omicron, but the media don’t seem to be able to help themselves. The doctor who discovered the “Omicron variant” says people shouldn’t panic, and Dr. Anthony Fauci contends his critics are doing long term damage to society. Unfortunately for Texans, Matthew McConaughey will not be running for Governor, and CNN thinks people just don’t understand just how great the economy is doing. A TV station security guard is killed in broad daylight, as brazen thieves take advantage of diminished policing resources. Dr. Fauci says China could have covered up the wet market source, and the Jussie Smollett criminal case is set to begin today. The governor of New York cancels elective procedures at hospitals, and the average person decides if they like a Christmas gift in 14 seconds.
Nov 29, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 23, 2021
The Boys want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Kyle Rittenhouse is flipping the entire media narrative on its head, and doorbell footage shows the Waukesha attacker being arrested. NBC News has a simple fix for Thanksgiving, by suggesting to just not have turkey this year. In dealing with its looting problem, San Francisco officials do not want you to refer to the looting as “looting”. Armed Black Panthers gathered with Black Lives Matter, to push coffins outside of the courthouse of the Arbery trial. A BLM activist is suggesting the Christmas parade attack was the, “Start of a revolution,” and U.S. generals sound the alarm over America’s inadequate first strike weapons. An officer who was fired for supporting Rittenhouse speaks out, and he received a check from the fundraiser started by Candace Owens. A transgender inmate raped a mentally disabled female prisoner in a Washington prison, and the New York City pastor that ran over, and hacked his wife to death pleads guilty.
Nov 24, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 22, 2021
MVC&R are keeping an eye on Waukesha, Wisconsin where 5 were killed after an SUV plowed through a holiday parade, and a possible suspect has been identified. The media has been having an absolute meltdown since the Rittenhouse verdict was announced, and armed black business owners are just waiting for looters to take their chances with their businesses. Chicago protesters were chanting in favor of communism, and Joy Reid believes, “People should be terrified.” Kyle Rittenhouse says he supports the Black Lives Matter movement, and Hunter Biden’s firm helped China get electric car mineral. Colin Kaepernick reacted to Kyle Rittenhouse, and e-sports are now more popular with boys than real sports. Back to back flash mob lootings in the San Francisco area are alarming experts, and Haitian kidnappers release 2 of the 17 hostages. Vice President Kamala Harris is saying more work needs to be done, and a law professor claims even white allies are victims of white supremacy.
Nov 23, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 19, 2021
The Boys were watching as House democrats passed the massive tax cut for the rich, and Kenosha schools will be closed for the rest of the week due to the Rittenhouse trial. Dr. Anthony Fauci is trying to convince everyone that “gain-of-function” is a meaningless term, and the Gorilla Glue girl is releasing a song about her ordeal called, “Ma Hair.” Women’s tennis has bigger clackers than the NBA and Disney combined, and Thanksgiving will cost $5.33/person, which is up 14% from last year. NBC mentioned the fact that a reporter was busted for tailing the Rittenhouse jury bus, and a Senator points out that a Biden nominee is a communist. Luke Bryan won $60K playing six minutes of Blackjack, and Dr. Fauci says his mask wearing is dependent on who might see him without a mask.
Nov 19, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 18, 2021
MVC&R have had plenty to criticize the media on, and Judge Bruce Schroeder let them know he was not a fan of how they covered the case in his courtroom. Ten heinous lies about Kyle Rittenhouse are debunked, and Vice President Kamala Harris reacts to her terrible polling. President Joe Biden was wandering, and a republican went absolutely scorched Earth on The Squad, and Eric Swallwell. The professor who defended “minor attracted persons” has been placed on leave, and the White House explains away disapproval of Vice President Harris, blaming it on sexism. A new bill in New York would limit prosecutors’ ability to use rap lyrics against the rapper in court, and Politico is saying state department employees were “broken” by the botched Afghanistan withdrawal.
Nov 18, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 17, 2021
The Boys don’t have much advice for Kyle Rittenhouse on Day 2 of jury deliberations, but Nicholas Sandmann penned an op-ed about Rittenhouse, “You don’t have to face it alone.” FBI counterterrorism officials set up a special “threat tag” to track down school board threats, and President Joe Biden is now lying about his wife being in their burning house. Democrats give away the game with COVID and climate change, while Axios believes Americans are bracing for protests about self-defense. Democrats are going to double down on critical race theory, and the theory of black obesity due to racism. The inspector general will not be investigating the “horse whipping” on the border, and “diversity training” for news reporters calls to not be objective. Drug overdose deaths in the United States have topped 100K for the first time, and a professor is grading students on their wokeness.
Nov 17, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 16, 2021
MVC&R are bracing themselves ahead of the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. Kenosha business owners are bracing as well, with one saying, “We’re just trying to survive here.” Dr. Anthony Fauci believes individual freedom is a “misplaced perception”, and the White House announcer just skipped over introducing Vice President Kamala Harris, at the infrastructure bill signing. As it turns out, President Joe Biden’s massive spending plan does not “cost zero”. An Oregon democrat is slammed after suggesting black people should get a day off after the Rittenhouse verdict is announced, and a Texas democrat is switching to republican after the defunding of police, and the “chaos” at the border. Russia blew up a satellite, and now debris is threatening the International Space Station, while the average person expects to gain eight pounds over the holidays. Schools across America are facing class cancellations and staff shortages, as Chinese authorities are executing pets of people in COVID quarantine.
Nov 16, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 15, 2021
The Boys got their fill of dolphin hugging last week. Well, at least Scott did. Judge Bruce Schroeder dropped the weapons charge against Kyle Rittenhouse, and the Wisconsin National Guard was activated ahead of Rittenhouse’s verdict. According to an ABC poll, the midterms are going to be really bad for democrats, and Winsome Sears is ready to let the wounds of the past heal. It wouldn’t be too hard to guess what happened after the Los Angeles school board defunded its police, and Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke is officially running for governor in Texas. Disgraced Andrew Cuomo is looking to run for attorney general of New York, and CNN commentators fume after a CNN report of dysfunction in Vice President Kamala Harris’ office. A woman made out with a guy, and his stubble gave her a staph infection, while two-thirds of us won’t answer calls from unfamiliar phone numbers.
Nov 15, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 12, 2021
MVC&R do not want Kenosha to burn down, but it sure seems like Good Morning America does. Iranian-backed extremists stormed the U.S. embassy in Yemen, taking hostages and seizing equipment. Four Ohio parents won school board seats campaigning against CRT and mask mandates, and now Seattle is so dangerous the county is having to escort workers. Dr. Jill Biden is saying the vaccine is your choice, so you should choose not to kill your kids. Senator Ted Cruz crushed Secretary John Kerry’s despicable response to slave labor, and the newest controversy is the Rittenhouse judge’s joke about the supply chain. Wendy Rittenhouse is claiming President Biden defamed her son, and the manhunt for New York’s Central Park rape suspect continues. A professor is calling for the normalization of “minor-attracted-persons”, and Jacob Blake’s uncle displayed his brilliance on the Today Show. Since they’re in San Antonio, the boys will be going to Sea World, and Scott will finally fulfill his dream of hugging a dolphin. Also, The Friday Five will be keeping with the Texas theme -- Best Texas Bands/Artists.
Nov 12, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 11, 2021
The Boys are thankful to all the veterans for their service to our country, and their contribution to the preservation of freedom. Americans are not enjoying the higher gas prices, and President Joe Biden asked if we ever thought gas prices would be so high. The prosecutor in Kenosha wanted to know why Kyle Rittenhouse wanted to put out a fire, and Vice President Kamala Harris is incapable of keeping it together for even one second. Secretary John Kerry isn’t interested in addressing slave labor, being that his department deals with the environment. The media have hyperventilated over Aaron Rodgers, but they have completely ignored Henry Ruggs’ crash. The Biden administration has been flying illegal immigrants to Florida, so Governor DeSantis has a plan to transport said illegals to Delaware. Chris Hayes frets about people “solving problems with street violence”, and BLM straight up threatens riots if the New York City mayor does something they don’t like.
Nov 11, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 10, 2021
MVC&R are not perplexed by the supply chain issue, just as most Americans are not, but President Biden was attempting to explain it, again. As we are finding out, the biggest kink in the supply chain is a shortage of truckers, and this Thanksgiving is already seeing a shortage of turkeys, cranberry sauce, and stuffing. The Santa Fe district attorney is saying there was no sabotage, in the case of Alec Baldwin killing a woman. The enforcement of the vaccine mandate is going to rely on spies, and Prince Harry is claiming he warned Twitter’s CEO about January 6th. The chief of Houston police met with rapper Travis Scott before his set, and advised him about the dangers with the unruly crowd. Chicago police canceled days off in preparation for peaceful protests, and the communist district attorney in San Francisco is now under recall threat.
Nov 10, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 9, 2021
The Boys are worried they have been driving on racist roadways all along, but Mayor Pete says there is a plan to deconstruct these racist roads. The media certainly has been giving their talking points on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, despite the fact that the prosecution's case has completely fallen apart. The Biden administration is telling businesses to implement vaccine mandates, regardless of a federal court’s ruling which halted mandates. Adam Kinzinger is showing he’s not at all obsessed with January 6th, as he explains why the GOP will pay for former President Donald Trump. The Raiders had to cut a player for flashing guns and threatening somebody, and a teenager was rescued because of a trick she learned on social media. The Vermont GOP will be holding a “Let’s Go Brandon” rally in the actual city of Brandon, and the 18 most regretted purchases that people made during the pandemic. Did Jeffrey Bezos threaten to kill Leonardo DiCaprio, and can your neighbors put up Christmas decorations yet?
Nov 09, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 8, 2021
MVC&R were not yelling at reporters during press conferences this past weekend, but President Joe Biden was yelling when talking about his wavering position on payouts to illegals. The President’s complete lack of senility was apparent as he tried to explain the supply chain, and Camilla Parker Bowles could not stop talking about President Biden’s fart. The Biden administration secretly sent night flights of migrants to Florida, and AOC says it is “dangerous” to think the democrat party has a “woke problem”. Eight people were killed at Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival in Houston, Texas, and Aaron Rodgers doesn’t care what the right or left have to say about his vaccination status. A democrat governor has come out against President Biden’s vaccine mandate, and now Vin Diesel wants The Rock in the next “Fast & Furious” movie. Satellite images show China has built mock-ups of U.S. warships, and NASCAR condemns the “Let’s Go Brandon” chant, and threatens to sue for use of the slogan with its trademarks.
Nov 08, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 5, 2021
The Boys are wondering if there is malice behind the vaccine mandate, but the Labor Secretary assures us there is none. The White House contradicts President Joe Biden, explaining he is completely comfortable with sending checks to illegals. An illegal alien entered the United States by pretending to be an unaccompanied minor, and then murdered the man that brought him in. The Rock says he will stop using real guns in all his movies, and Rev. Al Sharpton seems to be changing his mind about defunding the police. Campus Reform asked students about “my body my choice,” and then asked if it still applies to vaccine mandates. President Biden believes the economy is doing just fine, and we crave snacks more when it gets dark earlier.
Nov 05, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 4, 2021
MVC&R still do not require listeners to be vaccinated, but OSHA has announced their deadline for workers to be vaccinated. President Joe Biden is calling for “breathing room” after the race in Virginia, and Bank of America issues a dire warning about where gas prices are likely headed. Virginia’s new lieutenant governor completely dismantled Joy Reid, and a top military officer stresses the need for fundamental change, otherwise China will beat us. President Biden denied a report about his plans to pay illegal immigrants $450K, and the lawyer for the “Rust” armorer believes “bad intentions” were behind the presence of live rounds on the set. The feds caught multiple convicted murderers, and child sex predators illegally entering the country this week. Staffers for Dr. Anthony Fauci who raised concerns over gain-of-function research were silenced, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks Virginia was lost because they weren’t socialist enough.
Nov 04, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 3, 2021
The Boys have the results from the Virginia gubernatorial race, and due to the results, they are able to identify the media’s “Five Stages of Grief.” President Joe Biden was speaking incoherently about inflation, and it seems his teleprompter was inflated with gibberish. The Atlanta Braves are this year’s World Series champions, and Thanksgiving is going to suck this year. Minneapolis voted against dismantling the police department, and Ohio school districts are struggling amid the supply chain crisis. MSNBC’s Joy Reid melted down over Glenn Youngkin’s win in Virginia, and Republican John Luhan flipped the San Antonio-area’s seat in the Texas House. Greta Thunberg sang a not-so-pleasant tune at COP26, and Alec Baldwin posted a claim that the set of his movie was safe. Brian Laundrie was probably already dead when the police started searching for him, and gamers have spent one full day a week playing games, since the pandemic hit.
Nov 03, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 2, 2021
MVC&R have not canceled one flight onboard MVCR Air, but American Airlines canceled more than 2,000 flights, and blamed high winds. An MSNBC analyst claims Virginia going red would be “dangerous” somehow, and only 42% believe President Biden is mentally sharp. Senator Joe Manchin blew up the infrastructure deal, and Alec Baldwin bashed Sen. Manchin on Twitter. San Francisco blames conservative media for the perception of their city being so bad, and a UVA professor and political analyst believes white people are making things up in Virginia. AT&T race theory says “the problem” is due to white employees, and NBC News called the Secret Service over a “Let’s Go Brandon” joke. The United Kingdom is considering a law that would send online trolls to jail, and New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is demanding firefighters get to work. Mike Rowe debunked the mystery of 11 million job openings, and the skills gap, while Philadelphia has banned traffic stops.
Nov 02, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | November 1, 2021
The Boys were able to make it in despite the candy hangover, while President Joe Biden was asked why Americans seem to hate him now. Alec Baldwin explains why he is not at fault for shooting and killing Halyna Hutchins, saying, “She was my friend.” Elon Musk warns that Austin, Texas must not turn into San Francisco, and President Biden gave a puzzling answer as to why he was late to a press conference. Former President Trump says, “I wanna see him do well, but he’s failing.” A Houthi missile attack killed dozens of civilians, after President Biden removed the terror designation on the group. President Biden is “told” who to call on at press conferences, and The Lincoln Project claims credit for the “neo-Nazi” stunt in Virginia. A Loudoun County mom claims her daughter asked if she was evil because of her race, and Ice Cube quit his next movie because he refused to get vaccinated.
Nov 01, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 29, 2021
M&VC have not blocked any vaccine mandates, but a judge has blocked the federal vaccine mandate, for now. The Rio Grande Valley sector sets a new record for migrant apprehensions, and there is a plan to pay $450K to departed illegal immigrants. Rashida Tlaib makes a nonsensical demand of Chevron’s CEO, and “Let’s Go Brandon” still dominates the Apple Music chart. Adam Kinzinger will not be seeking reelection, and the armorer from the set of “Rust” is denying culpability in the fatal shooting. New York City braces for more trash, and more crime, while Illinois will soon allow minors to seek an abortion without parental consent. A new study significantly undermines the government’s justification for vaccine mandates, and a top U.S. general warns about China’s military progress. Former New York governor Andrew Cuomo will be arrested next week, and Ryan Fujitani returns to discuss cinema news. It may or may not be because of Scott’s absence, but it could also be the influence of Halloween on The Friday Five -- Best Black Songs.
Oct 29, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 28, 2021
The Boys are trying to be optimistic, since the White House says shortages are actually good, because they are caused by people spending too much money. Senator Ted Cruz went total beast mode on Attorney General Merrick Garland, and the AG says he will not rescind the DOJ memo directing the FBI to investigate concerned parents. Alec Baldwin is getting ready to tar and feather the assistant director of “Rust,” and U.S. economic growth has slowed to a halt. The new surgeon general of Florida says, “There’s no evidence kids need to wear masks.” The Los Angeles city council extended the vaccine mandate deadline, and paid family leave got the chop from the dems’ wild spending spree. An executive who claimed he was fired for being a white male was awarded $10 million, and a “Parks and Recreation” actor was charged for vandalizing the George Floyd statue.
Oct 28, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 27, 2021
MVC&R are not convinced we are on the right track as President Joe Biden insists, as we are seeing prices go up for toilet paper and diapers. An FDA panel recommends the Pfizer vaccine for children, and the massive censorship fail of the banned song, “Let’s Go Brandon.” The judge in Kyle Rittenhouse’s cases says those killed cannot be referred to as “victims.” Barack Obama talks about a “trumped-up culture war” when discussing the situation with the Loudoun County schools. Dallas parents hired billboard trucks to blast the mask mandate of the Dallas diocese, and a movie prop expert declined a job on “Rust” because of cost-cutting measures. A subsidiary of Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway is telling employees, “Meritocracy is a myth,” and the State Department issues the first “non-binary” passport. Most Massachusetts schools will still be masked up next year, and the average American spends more than six days a year washing dishes.
Oct 27, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 26, 2021
The Boys are curious as to why the director of the NIH is calling for calm, and the chief of the National School Boards Association was given a post in the Biden administration. Enes Kanter went after Nike for their utilization of “slave labor camps” in China, and he invited LeBron James and Michael Jordan to visit them. Natural gas imports have increased following the democrat-driven pipeline shutdowns, and Chicago is named the “Rattiest City” for the seventh year in a row. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes nearly ten people died during the “insurrection” of January 6th, and a judge admitted a teen in Loudoun County was sexually assaulted. A maskless President Joe Biden coughed into his hand, and then proceeded to shake hands while out in public. U.S. officials say Iran was behind the drone attack on the U.S. base in Syria, and a study found interrupting your coworkers is good for morale.
Oct 26, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 25, 2021
MVC&R are comforted that counseling will be available to the unvaccinated, and the National School Boards Association threw Attorney General Merrick Garland under the proverbial bus. Thousands of migrants marched through Mexico, breaking through a wall of police officers trying to stop them. The totally woke MLB has a nightmare scenario on its hands, as it will be Texas and Georgia in this year’s World Series. A GOP lawmaker was locked out of Twitter after calling Biden transgender official Rachel Levine “a man,” and a dad goes off on a school over COVID treatment of his 7-year-old daughter with down syndrome. Not surprisingly, Dr. Anthony Fauci changes the story again, and #ArrestFauci trends on Twitter as the doctor faces criticism for virus research. CBS News has figured out kids behave better with strong father figures in their lives, and “broken heart syndrome” is on the rise among women. There have not been any outbreaks among college football game attendees, but the director of the CDC still wants you to mask up.
Oct 25, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 22, 2021
The Boys do not think freedom is overrated, but President Joe Biden seems to think it is. The Justice Department has been unable to find “terrorists” at school board meetings, but they are determined to look into it regardless. Alec Baldwin killed one and injured another in a prop gun mishap, and we find out there are more Americans stranded in Afghanistan than we were originally told. The kinder and gentler Taliban beheaded a member of the girls’ national volleyball team, and Dave Chappelle says he is willing to have a conversation with Netflix employees. It turns out the Loudoun County school board was notified of the sexual assault in its high school, and the Haitian gang is threatening to kill American missionaries if the ransom is not paid. Dr. Phil is being sued for sending a teen to an abusive treatment center, and Rep. Boebert appeared to catch Rep. Nadler sleeping during the Garland hearing. Ryan Fujitani takes a week off from delivering cinema news, b-b-b-but the Friday Five R-R-R-ROCK -- Best Stutter Songs.
Oct 22, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 21, 2021
M&R are making due without Van Camp today, but David will be back on Friday. The FDA has approved booster shots for Johnson & Johnson and Moderna, and they also authorized the mixing and matching of vaccine brands administered. The search for Brian Laundrie continues, but human remains have been found in a Florida park, along with items belonging to Brian Laundrie. Condoleeza Rice was a guest on The View, and she discussed the problems with critical race theory. A-Rod had some trouble during a live broadcast, as chants of “F--- Joe Biden” chants could clearly be heard in the background. Dr. Anthony Fauci believes the Johnson & Johnson vaccine should have been a two-dose regime, and President Joe Biden didn’t exactly receive a warm reception upon his return to Scranton, Pennsylvania. Experts are speaking up about the dangers of changing children’s genders, and setting the record straight on misconceptions about gender-altering procedures and therapies.
Oct 21, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 20, 2021
The Boys know that masks don’t do much good, but the CDC director says even after the vaccine is approved for children, it will still be recommended they mask up in school. Food shortages will be the next item on the supply chain crunch, and people have started hoarding food. A Washington Post op-ed tells people not to complain about supply chain disruptions, and advises people to lower their expectations. Terry McCauliffe clarifies there was no misspeak regarding schools, and Donald Trump’s approval rating is slightly higher than Joe Biden’s now. Walkouts and strikes are hitting hospitals in pandemic hotspots, and Kate Beckinsale threw out her back while putting on leggings. The CEO of Netflix apologized for defending free speech, and Portland has officially seen a record number of homicides. The White House slammed Texas’ bill banning trans athletes from girls’ sports, calling it “hateful,” and claiming it is “bullying.” The White House considered tapping the National Guard to help the strain on the supply chain, and the Supreme Court declined to block a vaccine mandate for health care workers.
Oct 20, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 18, 2021
MVC&R have never required a vaccine for listeners, and Southwest Airlines changed course on its vaccine requirement for employees. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot says police officers not getting vaccinated is “insurrection,” and President Joe Biden has been flying underage migrants to New York in the dead of night. A statue of Harambe was erected on Wall Street, and Katie Couric is spilling the beans on journalists covering for politicians. Kanye West has officially changed his name to "Ye," and the Haitian gang seeks $17 million for the kidnapped missionaries. A guy thought he had won $20K for growing a record-setting pumpkin, but a tiny crack disqualified the gourd. Christopher Walken tried out for Han Solo, and David Duchovny auditioned for "Full House."
Oct 19, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 18, 2021
The Boys are not fans of rising costs, but the White House says rising costs are a good thing. Dr. Anthony Fauci has no clue why anyone would hate him, but he is proven wrong on the Today Show. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell passed away at the age of 84, due to complications with COVID-19. Hooters quickly reverses course after making waitresses wear skimpier uniforms. China reportedly tested a hypersonic missile back in August, and it caught US intelligence completely off guard. A Washington trooper quits over the vaccine mandate, and he tells Governor Jay Inslee he can kiss his ass. Christopher Steele actually believes the “pee tape” exists, and speaking of snakes, a woman finds 92 rattlesnakes under her house. Virginia churches are getting an election message from Vice President Kamala Harris, and the United Kingdom is reporting the rise of a "super cold." Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil fell and broke a few ribs during a show Friday night, and an Illinois mother allegedly shot a man dead for refusing to kiss her.
Oct 18, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 15, 2021
MVC&R are not fans of vaccine mandates, and neither are many Chicago police officers. The Transportation Secretary is taking time off during a literal transportation crisis, and former President Obama’s defense secretary is blasting President Biden over Afghanistan. Former President Bill Clinton is hospitalized in California with non-COVID symptoms, and Queen Elizabeth has been advised to drop her daily cocktail. NBC News lies about Texas teachers having to offer pro-Holocaust material, and nurses sue a hospital for “blanket denial” of religious vaccine exemptions. A member of the UK Parliament is stabbed and killed while meeting with constituents, and an FBI negotiator has tips for talking to your unvaccinated family members. Ryan Fujitani from Rotten Tomatoes has the latest in spooky cinema, and an especially sweet Friday Five -- Best Sweet Songs.
Oct 15, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 14, 2021
The Boys are glad President Joe Biden figured out there is less traffic at night, and now prison workers are going to be fired because of the vaccine mandate. Joe Rogan asked a CNN employee the purpose of CNN lying about him, and Facebook is cracking down on those who criticize media members, and activists. Education is driving a lot of people to the polls, and a montage of the threat that parents pose. An eco mob blocked a road near Dartford Crossing, and activists clashed with furious drivers. A toddler accidentally showed Mom in the shower, and it was streamed live on Instagram. Commuters are going to have a bad time because of the vaccine, as the risk of COVID to kids is miniscule. Mark Zuckerberg spent $419 million on nonprofits ahead of the 2020 election, and Jon Gruden will be scrubbed from a game that already came out. New documents show Ashley Babbitt was shot for “no good reason,” and the Norway bow-and-arrow suspect was flagged for radicalization.
Oct 14, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 13, 2021
MVC&R are not threatening anyone, at the moment, but the federal government is threatening states that don’t enforce vaccine mandates. President Biden’s budget includes over 40 radical programs, but democrats are hoping you don’t notice. A Virginia mom who survived a communist takeover, says the same thing is happening here. Speaker Nancy Pelosi admits the IRS is going to spy on your bank account, and a kid asked to announce the start of a speedway race said, “Let’s go Brandon!” Middle-class migrants are flying to Mexico, and then crossing the border illegally. Australia has taken it up a notch with their insanity, and President Biden's shared bank accounts with Hunter could make him the target of an FBI probe.
Oct 13, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 12, 2021
The Boys are monitoring the vaccine mandates, as a pilot rebuffed President Joe Biden's mandate amid the Southwest Airlines turmoil. A Virginia school district covered up a sexual assault in the name of wokeness, and the children in Vice President Kamala Harris' cringeworthy video were paid actors. Climate protesters descended on the White House, while singing songs and vandalizing an Andrew Jackson statue. Texas Governor Greg Abbott completely banned vaccine mandates by employers, as Netflix stands with Dave Chappelle and won't remove his new special. It is a mystery as to why the California Governor's daughter has not been vaccinated, and the results of Alexandria, Virginia defunding their police department.
Oct 13, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 11, 2021
M&R are celebrating Scott’s birthday, also known as Columbus Day. Dana Bash interviewed Dr. Anthony Fauci, to find out the latest with permission to celebrate Halloween, and other holidays. SW Airlines canceled more than 1K flights over the weekend, blaming the weather despite a lack of reports of inclimate weather. British Airways instructs pilots and cabin crew to refrain from addressing passengers as “ladies and gentlemen,” in an effort to recognise “diversity and inclusion.” The Metropolitan Police will be taking “no further action” in the investigation of Prince Andrew, so the issue turned out to be no sweat for the Prince. President Biden was caught off guard with a question about Hunter, but a reporter hurriedly covered by asking about the President’s allergies.Governor Gavin Newsom signed several new laws over the weekend, including legislation with gas-powered equipment, and feminine products in men’s rooms. Vice President Kamala Harris gave some space age McGurkin, when talking to some kids about space exploration, and looking at the Moon.
Oct 11, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 8, 2021
The Boys are just in awe after another horrible jobs report, but you shouldn’t worry since people are getting fired because of vaccine mandates. Former President Trump points out that people wanted the vaccine when he was President, and Woody Harrelson punched a guy at the Watergate Hotel. The Arlington high school shooter is out of jail, and the idiot mayor of New York City is caught in idiocy, again. Elon Musk says Tesla is moving their headquarters from California to Texas, and a Virginia democrat yelled at a black lady over critical race theory. Adele was “hurt” by the comments about her 100lb weight loss, but she thinks women might leave their relationships after hearing her new music. The correction from The New York Times demonstrates why we can’t trust the media, and an Afghanistan mosque explosion killed and wounded scores of worshipers. Ryan Fujitani talks about the latest James Bond flick, and songs are on the brain for the Friday Five -- Best Song Songs.
Oct 08, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 7, 2021
MVC&R don’t have anything against parents looking out for their children, but the federal government does, and they’re going to use the Patriot Act against them. Once again, Bernie Sanders proves socialists are incapable of simple math, and Hunter Biden is indeed selling art to people who want favors from his dad. The White House is hiding information from President Biden, and 10 governors unveil a 10-point plan to end the border crisis. Rashida Tlaib says she’s only wearing a mask because of the “Republican Tracker” near her, and the Los Angeles city council approved the most restrictive COVID vaccine mandate. A Quinnipiac poll shows disastrous numbers for President Biden, and crime creeps into Chicago suburbs, as department stores are robbed by groups of thieves. Molly Ringwald is not looking forward to watching her 80’s films with her “woke” daughter, and Paul Stanley says the KISS Farewell Tour will end next year.
Oct 07, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 6, 2021
The Boys talked about it, and Van Camp called it, but the Facebook “whistleblower” wants the government to oversee “misinformation.” President Joe Biden said something about gasoline and electric cars, but no one is really sure exactly what he was trying to say. The President didn’t get much of a reception in Michigan, and he seemed a bit irritated by the “F*** Joe Biden” signs. There are still American kids trapped in Afghanistan, and Dave Chappelle wades back into the trans issue. A new poll shows the Rodney King beating by LAPD officers changed Los Angeles, and the feds secretly ordered Google to spy on people. President Biden’s advisers are warning against pushing booster shots, and Madison, Wisconsin likely has herd immunity, but they still demand masks. Representative Dan Crenshaw targets Twitter’s CEO after bullying of Kyrsten Sinema is cheered on, and John Stossel sues Facebook for defamation over their fact-check.
Oct 06, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 5, 2021
MVC&R along with CNBC wanted Dr. Anthony Fauci to say just how rare the “breakthrough infections” are, as we find out China was ordering boatloads of PCR tests back in May of 2019. The White House suggests not dumbing things down, followed by dumbing down by The White House. Left-wing activists harass Senator Kyrsten Sinema on a flight, as well as at the airport. A lotto player says he would buy a whole lot of cocaine if he won, and Mark Zuckerberg lost about $7 billion from Facebook’s Monday crash. Francis Collins will be stepping down as director of the National Institutes of Health, and the DOJ will in fact be going after parents who show up at local school board meetings. Penn State plans to “reimagine” kindergarten through the 12th grade, and “antiracism” will be leading the way. The California mask mandates were not all that effective, and teens are being trained as 18-wheeler drivers amid the driver shortage.
Oct 05, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 4, 2021
The Boys are certainly looking forward to celebrating Christmas, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says it is “too soon to tell” if we can gather. Creepy leftists stalked Senator Kyrsten Sinema in the restroom, and an NBC reporter at Talladega heard something else than the obvious, “F Joe Biden” chant. Vice President Kamala Harris took an unexplained trip to Palm Springs, and journalists were “not allowed” to watch her departure. The National School Board Association insists President Biden use the Patriot Act against protesting parents, and Pitbull has some advice for those that hate the United States. Lisa Murkowski makes the case for Republicans to primary her, and progressives claim moderates are asking for too much. If you are celebrating Thanksgiving, the CDC suggests buying a window fan, while Dr. Fauci thinks the whole “individual rights” thing is overrated. A United Kingdom sports athletic equality group deemed trans-sports unsafe and unfair, and Northern Ireland suffers a clown shortage amid the COVID-19 lockdown.
Oct 04, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | October 1, 2021
MVC&R believe parents are the primary stakeholders in public schools, but the Education Secretary disagrees. The Secretary believes parents getting involved in schools are just mad that Trump lost the election, and the DHS announced new guidelines in regards to arrests of illegals based on their status. More than 180 Minnesota health care workers file a lawsuit against vaccine mandates, and an insecure man-baby is mad that Krysten Sinema is getting so much attention. LinkedIn is censoring Americans to help China, and Morgan Wallen is officially banned from attending the CMAs. Teachers in New York file an emergency plea to stop the vaccine mandate, and a UCLA professor is suspended and labeled a racist, because he refused to grade black students more leniently. Soldiers filed a lawsuit against the vaccine mandate, seeking exemption for “natural immunity.” Ryan Fujitani has the latest scoop in the cinema world, and the three celebrate the great throuples with The Friday Five -- Greatest Trios.
Oct 01, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 30, 2021
The Boys have not been moving the goalposts, but Dr. Anthony Fauci is doing it again, after he reveals what is required for a “complete” vaccine regimen. General Frank McKenzie’s testimony completely nails President Biden for the Afghanistan debacle, and Britney Spears’ reign of terror has begun. Speaker Nancy Pelosi resurrects the Russian conspiracy theory over debt limit talks, and a former Disney Princess talks about dads creeping on her. No one outside of China will be allowed at the Olympics next year, and the price of bacon is the highest it’s been in 40 years. Arby’s is selling sweatpants and hoodies that smell like smoked meat, and the top things that would make you want to change hotels immediately. A border agent’s wife blasted President Biden’s plan to fire unvaccinated officers, considering the Border Patrol is already critically understaffed.
Sep 30, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 29, 2021
MVC&R didn’t tell President Joe Biden to take every soldier out of Afghanistan, and apparently neither did anyone else. A Texas county wants to sue the federal government for the border crisis, and Jonathan Isaac explains his decision to not get the COVID-19 vaccine. Outfits from the “Handmaid’s Tale” have been banned by the Women’s March organizers, and a Virginia gubernatorial candidate is tired of parents getting involved in education. NBC News blames legal gun owners for the murder rate spike, the House Judiciary GOP claim Biden is “threatening to terminate” a major portion of Border Patrol agents, if they re not vaccinated. Fredo Cuomo and Don Lemon decry the low standards of social media, and they call for regulation of the news. Governor Ron DeSantis moves to stop Biden from flooding Florida with illegals, and Obama takes a shot at Biden when talking about the idea of “open borders.”
Sep 29, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 28, 2021
The Boys knew like the rest of humanity that Afghanistan would quickly fall to the Taliban, and a top military official finally admits they presumed as much. The COVID-19 booster shot nationwide rollout has begun amid much confusion, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits they are not testing migrants. General Mark Milley defended his treason, and was upset his patriotism was being questioned. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki says sometimes President Biden doesn’t want to answer questions, and GOP Senators move to protect military members from dishonorable discharges under Biden’s vaccine order. Massachusetts is losing dozens of State Police to the vaccine mandate, and the White House doesn’t believe businesses would pass along higher taxes onto consumers. Chris Cuomo’s producer reportedly “begged” to leave the show, and an antiracist woman wants to talk to white folk.
Sep 28, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 27, 2021
MVC&R had to pick each other up off the floor, after Jake Tapper fell backwards into journalism, when he was interviewing Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas about the border crisis. Speaker Nancy Pelosi said something about bird baths, while she was speaking about the massive spending bill. The Taliban shot dead four alleged kidnappers, and hung their bodies in public squares. U.S fans belted the National Anthem “loud and proud” ahead of the international golf competition, and democrat governor Kathy Hochul says un-vaxxed Christians “aren’t listening to God.” Illegal massage parlors outnumber Starbucks 2 to 1 in New York City, and Dog The Bounty Hunter has joined the Gabby Petito case. The View’s COVID scare turned out to be a false positive, and one of the so-called insurrectionists was giving play-by-play updates to the FBI. President Joe Biden Biden is saying he “inherited this mess,” and Iran fails to honor the key nuclear agreement, as they are days away from having enough fuel for a nuclear weapon.
Sep 27, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 24, 2021
The Boys are well aware the horse-riding Border Patrol agents were not whipping migrants, but President Joe Biden promised they will be punished. A democrat judge from Texas goes off on President Biden over his border debacle, while Al Sharpton is heckled as he decries the”weaponization of horses.” CNN’s Chris Cuomo has been accused of sexual harassment by a former ABC boss, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis works on getting COVID treatments after the President cut him off. President Biden is tired of trillionaires not paying taxes, and he is drastically losing support according to a new Pew poll. A man is attacked and accused of being “white” in a “multicultural space,” and Billie Eilish lost 100K followers after she showed her boobs. Restaurant drive-thrus are slower and less accurate than they used to be, but Ryan Fujitani returns with the latest news in cinema. Sending a message to those that want to immigrate to this country illegally, with The Friday Five -- Best Out Songs.
Sep 24, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 23, 2021
MVC&R do not work 18 hours a day, yet they are capable of doing their jobs everyday. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas implies he needs more than 18 hours each day to be able to do his job, and he got quite testy when asked why he didn’t have an answer for a previously asked question. Maxine Waters says the Border Patrol riding horses is worse than slavery, and White House reporters are upset with President Joe Biden for doing what he always does. No one saw it coming, yet there is another Hunter Biden controversy, but at least Alyssa Milano has solved the pandemic. Students at one school staged a die-in as an effort to get more COVID mandates issued, while another university promises to punish students that misgender their classmates. The ACLU edited Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s quote in order to make it more trans inclusive, and a law professor claims the Texas voter ID law is racist. Scientists wanted to release coronavirus-infected bats into the wild, and the murder rate rose by 29% last year.
Sep 23, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 22, 2021
The Boys have never believed the hyperbole, but maybe we are actually losing our country. Military members are facing vaccine mandates, and may face a dishonorable discharge for disobeying. Senator Ron Johnson was asking what would be simple questions for any Secretary of Homeland Security, but genius Alejandro Mayorkas can’t answer how many migrants have been dispersed into the country. Portland city officials had a lot of criticism for Texas due to their anti-abortion law, but they were rather quick to walk back their comments. The Taliban is feeling left out after not being invited to the UN General Assembly, despite the fact that there is no definitive leader of Afghanistan. Bill Gates was squirming during his interview with PBS when asked about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, and cited his death as the reason for not addressing the issue. Dr. Anthony Fauci has destroyed his own credibility with his persistent lies, and he is way off when it comes to the statistics on influenza deaths among children. Tucker Carlson absolutely annihilated Chris Cuomo, as well as Don Lemon, and he makes you question the quality of education coming out of Yale University.
Sep 22, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 21, 2021
M&R are fully aware of the crisis at the border, but Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas insists the border is closed. The secretary talks about the administration's intolerance for the weaponizing of horses and whipping immigrants, promising a swift investigation into the horrific images of Border Patrol agents doing their jobs. Massive protests broke out in Melbourne, Australia against the vaccine mandates and lockdowns. The honeymoon seems to be over between the media and the Biden administration, with Chuck Todd questioning the President, and Stephanie Ruhle criticizing Vice President Kamala Harris. A Texas mom was not happy with the local school board, and she boisterously blasted the inappropriately sexual curriculum. Representative Ilhan Omar was not happy with what she saw with the Border Patrol dealing with illegal migrants, and insists the actions of the agents were due to systemic racism. The director of the NIH has some thoughts on the FDA expanding COVID vaccine boosters, while actively ignoring the natural immunity data coming from research out of Israel. Project Veritas is out with a new video documenting a nurse's experience with the vaccines, and capturing the opinions of federal medical employees.
Sep 21, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 20, 2021
The Boys didn’t take out an Afghan family with a drone strike, but the Biden administration did, and the Pentagon admitted it on Friday. The border crisis worsened with the influx of Haitians crossing over, but Border Czar Vice President Kamala Harris was flipping a coin at a college football game. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas offers a poor explanation for the border situation, yet Jim Acosta asked about Afghan refugees, and the contrary treatment. The remains of Gabby Petito were recovered in Wyoming, and the search for Brian Laundrie continues, as the authorities search his parents’ home. President Joe Biden was out riding his bicycle over the weekend, but Chuck Todd of all people has some advice for President Biden. Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s book is full of controversial accusations, but Bill Barr may have actually told former President Trump what they are alleging. San Francisco has a mask mandate that doesn’t apply to Mayor London Breed, because she was able to witness the reunion of Tony! Toni! Toné!
Sep 20, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 17, 2021
M&R have been looking forward to Friday all week long. As we watch the border crisis get more out of control, the Biden administration actively tries to prevent accurate coverage by the media. The need for vaccine boosters is being determined, but we are seeing more cases of break through cases, and still no addressing of natural immunities. Authorities in Trinidad and Tobago felt their time was wasted investigating the claims of Nicki Minaj, and they sounded off about it. An Ohio mayor told the school board they were guilty of child pornography, and demanded resignignations or they would face charges. American Airlines removed an asthmatic toddler from a flight, while the child can be heard struggling to breathe in video from the flight. Bill Maher interviewed Jimmy Kimmel, and Maher demonstrates why he may be liberals’ voice of common sense. We were told that Americans that wanted to leave Afghanistan would be evacuated, and Ned Price tries to explain why there are still Americans there that want out. General Mark Milley is said to have communicated with China in a very treasonous way, and the general sloughed off the accusations, calling those types of calls “routine.” A Friday Five to honor National Women’s Friendship Day -- Best Women Bands.
Sep 17, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 16, 2021
The Boys are glad to report all is good in Camp Van Camp. President Joe Biden has full confidence in General Mark Milley, yet JenPsaki completely lies while she is not answering questions. President Biden totally blanked on the Prime Minister of Australia’s name, and introduced him as, “That fellow Down Under.” Nicki Minaj took to Instagram on Wednesday to address the outrage over her opinion, and Trinidad and Tobago authorities felt the need to investigate her claims. The Border crisis is slamming Del Rio with thousands waiting to get in, but don’t ask the White House about vaccinating illegal immigrants. The Durham Report will call for an indictment of Michael Sussman, a lawyer with ties to the Democratic National Committee. Tucker Carlson spoke with Rose McGowan, and discussed how the Democratic Party protected Jeff Epstein. The disappearance of Gabby Petito is in the news more, but her boyfriend is not cooperating with authorities, and has been named a person of interest. Schools districts across the country are struggling to fill most positions, and Jordan Peterson talks about the drastic increase in a college education.
Sep 16, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 15, 2021
M&R were disappointed to see Larry Elder’s gubernatorial campaign come up short in the end, but were glad to see him call for graciousness on the part of his supporters. It’s hard to know the real numbers when it comes to COVID infections and death, especially when hospital workers are on tape colluding to mess with the numbers. More details are coming out about Woodward's and Costa’s new book, including conversations between General Mark Milley and Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Senator Marco Rubio has plenty to say about the allegations from the book, and he has some suggestions for what should happen. Nicki Minaj is in the news after she was attacked by Joy Reid, so Jake Tapper felt the need to ask Dr. Anthony Fauci about possible vaccine side effects. We’re finding out more about the grossly mishandled pullout of Afghanistan, and Secretary Antony Blinken demonstrates how his incompetence may have facilitated the debacle. A California sheriff is refusing to enforce any vaccine mandate that may be implemented, and AOC believes the attention she received from the Met Gala was because of her body.
Sep 15, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 14, 2021
The Boys are happy to announce the birth of Baby Boy Van Camp! President Joe Biden was once again cut off by White House staff during a live feed, and Secretary Antony Blinken showed up for his testimony on Capitol Hill. Joy Reid is going after Nicki Minaj over her position on the coronavirus vaccine, but we have been getting doublespeak since the beginning of the pandemic. Senator Rand Paul took the opportunity to embarrass Secretary Blinken, when asking about the target of the drone strike following the airport bombing. Al Franken may be fondling the idea of a return to politics, Balenciaga is being accused of cultural appropriation for their new pants. General Mark Milley is purported to have given China reassurances the United States would not attack, while President Donald Trump was still in office. Abortions rights activists protested outside Supreme Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s home, and hypocrisy was on full display at the Met Gala.
Sep 14, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 13, 2021
M&R are awaiting updates from VC, but they begin by reflecting on 9/11, and the weekend commemorations of the terror attacks. George W. Bush spoke about the dangers of homegrown terrorism, and the insistence that domestic terrorism is the greatest threat to our country. Despite the political and cowardly views on the reality of 9/11, there were some genuine and heartfelt tributes to the heroes of that day. As we were remembering the tragic events of that September day, we also learned new information about those involved. With COVID financial aid flowing freely to state agencies, tracking down where these billions of dollars are going results in a word salad. As the recall election comes to a close in California, Rose McGowan was out campaigning Larry Elder. More children have been killed by gunfire in Chicago than have died from the coronavirus, and Jen Psaki gives her usual spin on employers requiring vaccines for employees. Chris Christie gives his advice for the best practices when it comes to getting people vaccinated, and Dr. Anthony Fauci explains the need for vaccines regardless of natural immunity.
Sep 13, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 10, 2021
The Boys have well wishes for the Van Camps, as they’re hoping for the healthy arrival of Baby Van Camp. President Joe Biden spoke Thursday about his plan to battle COVID, and his intent to implement vaccine mandates for federal workers. As expected, the Taliban are terrorizing Afghan citizens, as reports of family torture before beheading are coming out. On the eve of 9/11, Jamie and Scott reflect on the 20th anniversary, and Campus Reform checks into what should be taught about the terror attacks. Dr. Anthony Fauci is a big fan of misleading the public, but Jen Psaki doesn’t think he should be fired for lying to Congress. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says there is no specific terrorism threat to America, but the biggest threat to the country comes from domestic terrorists. The Taliban has not allowed women into their government, but Secretary Antony Blinken is hopeful the Taliban will do the right thing. Ryan Fujitani takes the week off, but the Friday Five will bring us together -- Best Together Songs.
Sep 10, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 9, 2021
MVC&R take another trip in the Wayback Machine, to the times President Joe Biden was campaigning, and saying he was going to , “Shut down the virus.” There are more terrorists in Afghanistan’s government than women, and critics slam the “racist” gorilla-masked woman who launched eggs at Larry Elder. The Secretary of Defense says the Taliban have been “put on notice,” and Afghan journalists were brutally beaten for covering women’s protest. According to the White House, grocery store prices are stable if you remove the food people eat, and AOC says the pro-life bill is “rape culture” against “menstruating persons.” CNN and MSNBC interviewed Dr. Anthony Fauci, and neither asked him about the damning COVID-19 documents. People want to be remembered for being kind and generous, rather than wealthy and powerful. Daily COVD cases are up four times since this time last year, and the NAACP is taking the University of Texas to court over the school song.
Sep 09, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 8, 2021
The Boys are not stopping evacuation flights from leaving Afghanistan, but President Joe Biden is doing just that. The President thinks it would be a good idea to “build buildings that don’t get damaged,” The NFL is back, and a record number of us intend to bet this season, while college football contributes to a montage of freaking out. The State Department is concerned that the Taliban is not being inclusive enough, and the Biden administration really didn’t see this situation coming. President Biden shouted at a child, and vaccine skeptics are cheering Joe Rogan's COVID recovery. Megyn Kelly removes her son from school, because they encouraging boys to question their own genders. Losers are mad that the unemployment insurance expansion has ended, and Monica Lewinsky wants Bill Clinton to want to apologize.
Sep 08, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 7, 2021
MVC&R are reunited after the Labor Day weekend, When asked about the stranded Americans in Afghanistan, the White House insists there was a historic airlift that occurred. A look back to when the media tried to avoid talking about gain of function research, while Rachel Maddow and other liberal media figures are slammed for “taking the bait” on the false ivermectin overdoses. Mexican authorities break up a new caravan of hundreds of migrants headed to the United States, and college football fans chant "F**k Joe Biden" at multiple games. Lindsey Graham says we'll, "Be back in Afghanistan before you know it," and a desperate Governor Newsom goes all-in on identity politics.
Sep 07, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 3, 2021
The Boys are looking forward to the three day weekend, so much that Jamie decided to make it four. Van Camp and Robbins have the answers to questions about abortion, and Jen Psaki snaps at a reporter who dared to ask about abortion. President Joe Biden insists the plan is working, and he lied about visiting a synagogue after a shooting. The President has expressed an interest in protecting the border, however, the border he wants to protect is not ours. The President also lied about the newly-released jobs report, which shows job creation falling far short of expectations. Dr. Anthony Fauci says it may take three shots to be fully vaccinated, and Joe Manchin does not seem to agree with Bernie Sanders. A woman in New Orleans inquired as to the whereabouts of President Biden, and a list of the things we’re sick of hearing on Zoom calls. Ryan Fujitani talks about Marvel’s new release, and closing out Summer with the Friday Five -- Best Summer Songs.
Sep 03, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 2, 2021
MVC&R are well aware that the situation in Afghanistan is complex, but thankfully Ned Price is around to confirm as much. The media completely freaked out over the Texas abortion law, which took effect at the beginning of September. Stella Parton seems to think American women have it worse than Afghan women, and Don Lemon isn’t convinced that the stranded Americans in Afghanistan were actually left behind. The California teacher who bragged about removing the American flag has also been removed, and the State Department is telling Afghans to not move to California. “Mission Impossible” and other movies have been pushed back due to COVID, and a woman blasts a California school board demanding the removal of leftist teachers.
Sep 02, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | September 1, 2021
The Boys are proud to provide a quality program. However, if it is not good, then someone else is to blame. President Joe Biden took responsibility for Afghanistan during his speech, but the whole situation was former President Trump’s fault. President Biden speaks about the “extraordinary success” in Afghanistan, as reports come out that Biden pressured the President of Afghanistan, to “change the perception” of the chaos. The National Security Adviser cannot categorize the Taliban as an adversary, and there were claims that we were prepared for any eventuality. San Francisco is going to start paying people to not shoot one another, and Rose McGowan got stung by a murder hornet, but she did not die.
Sep 01, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 31, 2021
MVC&R were pretty sure no one would make it to the airport in Kabul, and General McKenzie admits no one made it. Gold Star fathers react to meeting with President Joe Biden, and the frustration with his persistent watch-checking. John Kirby says the deadly weapons left behind are not a threat to us, and reports of the Taliban carrying out “door-to-door executions.” Flag officers are demanding resignations for General Milley and Secretary Austin, and a Pentagon spokesperson says, "We strand Americans all the time." The FBI says the Texas shooter may have been inspired by foreign terrorists, and the Biden administration is investigating states that are not forcing kids to wear masks. A school board got pranked into reading hilarious fake names, and an LA teachers union boss laughs about parents’ inability to stop her.
Aug 31, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 30, 2021
The Boys were keeping an eye on Ida over the weekend, and they have an update after she made landfall. Secretary of State Blinken admits that we are depending on the Taliban to evacuate those stranded, and U.S. Centcom is “investigating further” after a drone strike on an ISIS-K target. An Afghan TV show host is surrounded by Taliban with guns, while telling the public to not be afraid, and cooperate. Online trolls are not fueled by anonymity, they are also jerks in real life. The intelligence community is admitting the coronavirus could have come out of that lab, and two Little League World Series players were caught looking at huge boobs. Most people probably do not need booster shots, and a judge strips a mother of her parental rights for not being vaccinated. McDonald’s and others are considering closing to indoor seating amid the Delta surge in the U.S., and a couple charged wedding guests $120 each for no-showing.
Aug 30, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 27, 2021
MVC&R have suspected that President Joe Biden is not actually the leader of our country, and he pretty much confirmed it at a Thursday press conference. The Biden administration is realizing it was a bad idea to allow the Taliban to provide security, and former President Trump points out the highest level of stupidity this country has ever seen. Politico interviewed democrats on Afghanistan, and it was absolutely brutal. Joe Rogan is not a fan of vaccine mandates for his shows, and kids are pranking their parents in scholarship videos, by lying about how hard their life was. A Los Angeles Times writer had some harsh words for parents opposed to mask mandates for students, and natural immunity to COVID could protect 13-times more than the Pfizer vaccine. Ryan Fujitani returns to discuss the latest cinema news, and a Friday Five for all the heroes -- Best Hero Songs.
Aug 27, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 26, 2021
The Boys begin the day monitoring multiple bombings at the Hamid Karzai Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan, which killed dozens and injuring hundreds. Richard Engel did an interview with the Taliban, and one of the U.S. Representatives that traveled to Afghanistan is laughing at his critics. The U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan claims they told people to leave, so their decision to stay is on them. An Afghan outside the Kabul airport explains how a baby girl died in his arms, and an Afghan comedian executed by the Taliban laughed at them to the end. A BBC Radio host died due to complications from the AstraZeneca vaccine. After pledging they would violate the law to teach CRT, teachers are scrambling to hide the evidence. The money for school “ventilation systems” is actually going to be used to hire more teachers, and an Olympian from China said her gold medal is peeling.
Aug 26, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 25, 2021
MVC&R are not able to delay the show by even a minute, but President Joe Biden delayed his budget resolution update on Tuesday for hours. When President Biden got around to speaking about the Afghanistan debacle, he said the evacuation is tough because of former President Trump. An Afghan journalist says she is marked for death by the Taliban, and China gets its computer chips back. The governor of Oregon reinstated the outdoor mask mandate, and Bill de Blasio urges President Biden to rush the vaccine approval for children. China responds to being slammed by Vice President Kamala Harris, as she delivered a policy speech on Indo-Pacific vision. California police say hundreds of vote-by-mail recall ballots were found in a car, and a for California democrat majority leader endorses Larry Elder for governor.
Aug 25, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 24, 2021
The Boys think it’s a bit irresponsible to leave Americans stranded in Afghanistan, but Jen Psaki is more offended when anyone says they are “stranded.” An American in Afghanistan explains that she is stranded, and Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells the Taliban what they can do with their “red line.” The Taliban is longer allowing Afghans to leave the country, but Dr. Anthony Fauci is calling for vaccine mandates saying, “Enough is enough.” President Joe Biden is calling on employers to require vaccines for employees, and he blanks on Megan Rapinoe’s name. People being evacuated from Afghanistan are being crammed into squalid conditions, while in Australia the police were called on to break up a church service. A New Zealand health official gives an accidently x-rated update, and you should not brush your teeth right after breakfast.
Aug 24, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 23, 2021
MVC&R were monitoring the situation in Afghanistan over the weekend. The FDA gave full approval to the Pfizer vaccine, and President Joe Biden’s competency is put into question. Once again, we’re being told the Taliban need to decide who they are, and a New York City homecoming concert was shut down due to weather. A majority of Americans do not think President Biden can do the job, and former President Trump says, “Everything woke goes to s*@#.” Trump was booed for recommending vaccines, and the Defense Secretary admits Americans are being “harassed” and “beaten.” U.S. officials are looking into the possibility the Moderna vaccine is linked to a higher risk of an uncommon side effect. A nut and bolt were found in a Domino’s pizza, and they say that’s, “Rare.” The DOJ shuts down the investigation into the Capitol Police shooting of Ashli Babbitt, and Jeff Bezos has an “unlimited soft serve machine” set up in his house.
Aug 23, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 20, 2021
The Boys don’t shy away from Friday shows, and a White House official claims President Joe Biden, “Doesn’t shy away from questions.” The Pentagon can’t explain why British troops are going and getting people, but U.S. troops cannot. An American teacher trapped in Afghanistan says the situation is “insane,” and an Australian newscast is interrupted by a bizarre “hail Satan” ceremony. Those plastic anti-COVID barriers do not work, and could make things worse. President Biden tells states to use stimulus money to keep unemployment checks rolling, and ABC News appears to have cut 900+ words from Biden’s interview on Good Morning America. In their “insurrection” investigation, the FBI was unable to find evidence of a plot to overthrow the government. The Texas democrats returned to the state, and they consider themselves to be heroes. Lara Logan challenges the media to ask certain questions about Afghanistan, and the former captain of the Afghanistan female football team to burn their uniforms. One of the biggest stories in America that no one is talking about, and celebrating Little League with the Friday Five -- Best Little Songs.
Aug 20, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 19, 2021
MVC&R are not sure if the President knew the images he had claimed were 4 to 5 days old at the time had come out of Afghanistan just two days prior, and a CNN reporter was threatened outside of the “secured” airport. President Biden is claiming the Afghan military simply gave up the fight, and also claimed everyone knew the Taliban would take over the country. Governor Ron DeSantis shreds President Biden, pointing out America’s enemies know Biden is weak, while his focus is on masking kindergarteners. Biden’s state department dismantled a program designed to help an Afghanistan withdrawal, and Secretary Lloyd Austin admits they cannot get all Americans out. The Detroit Tigers announcer is suspended after using an accent with Japanese star Shohei Ohtani coming to the plate, and Indiana University students are enraged after a Hong Kong protester is invited to speak.
Aug 19, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 18, 2021
The Boys are watching the situation in Afghanistan get worse by the hour, and the State Department says they’re taking the situation day by day.” Former President Donald Trump told the leader of the Taliban he would start by destroying his hometown, if they tried anything to hinder our pulling out of the country. The United States is recommending vaccine booster shots after 8 months, and a Texas teacher cries, while comparing the lack of mask mandates to school shootings. A pharmacist faces a decade in prison for selling the COVID vaccine, and The Wall Street Journal has the case against masks for children. The Taliban probably will not be returning the cache of weapons they have seized, and the U.S. government tells U.S. citizens in Afghanistan, "We can't guarantee your safety." The Washington Post claims the Taliban is allowed on Twitter, because they play by the rules. A preschool teacher excitedly talks about teaching children about genitals, and a school bus driver shortage has schools paying parents to drive their kids themselves.
Aug 18, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 17, 2021
MVC&R are not calling the Afghan people cowards, but President Joe Biden essentially did, in his bid to stave off blame for the debacle in Afghanistan. An Afghanistan veteran unloaded on MSNBC, but President Biden thinks the story is yesterday’s news. Jake Tapper gives his thoughts on President Biden’s speech, and Chris Cuomo finally addresses his brother’s scandal. Senator Lindsey Graham had some harsh words for the situation in Afghanistan, and the State Department calls on the Taliban to have an “inclusive” government. Chuck Todd seems to think things would have been worse under President Donald Trump, yet Chris Cillizza thinks after seven months, President Biden “isn’t looking so competent.” The facts are out regarding the “outbreak” of COVID in Florida, and New Zealand is going back into lockdown due to a single case.
Aug 17, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 16, 2021
The Boys take a trip in the Wayback Machine, to the time President Joe Biden said the Taliban wouldn't seize Afghanistan, which happened to be last month. The National Security Advisor points out the U.S. uses helicopters all the time, and the Department of Homeland Security Chief claims the border crisis is a regional issue. Speaker Nancy Pelosi released a statement on Afghanistan, and it did not go well at all. A USA Today writer blamed the chaos in Afghanistan on South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, and in June Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said, “The fall of Afghanistan won’t happen.” A top Obama-era ambassador has “grave questions” in mind about President Biden’s leadership capabilities, and the food stamps benefits have been permanently raised. Renting clothes may become more popular than buying them, and Uber Eats drops former quarterback Jay Cutler, because he questioned the need to mask kids. The Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden calls for General Mark Milley to resign, and a study finds our metabolisms don’t slow down until we are 60.
Aug 16, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 13, 2021
MVC&R are watching Afghanistan swirl swiftly down the toilet, while the Pentagon is withdrawing troops by sending troops. A Florida superintendent is blaming Governor DeSantis for kids who got COVID before school started, and eleven Senate democrats voting against testing illegal immigrants for COVID-19 at the border. More business owners are pushing back against vaccine passport plans, while Demi Lovato scolded people for crowding into Lollapalooza, and then performed at a festival a week later. News outlets claim nearly 6-thousand kids were hospitalized in Texas, but they were off by about 6-thousand. A scientist leading the WHO team which was investigating the origins of COVID reversed course, and admits China was applying pressure to conceal the facts. Justice Amy Coney Barrett tossed out a complaint from students that didn’t want to be vaccinated, and TLC is doing a special featuring a psychic speaking to 9/11 victims. Ryan Fujitani takes the week off, but it’s a hot list for The Friday Five -- Best Hot or Heat Songs.
Aug 13, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 12, 2021
The Boys have seen it coming, and the migrant surge at the border has reached a breaking point. The education secretary blames parents for possible school shutdowns, and President Joe Biden confuses his energy secretary with the governor of Michigan. Jen Psaki says the Taliban need to make a decision as to who they want to be, and leaked video shows Hunter Biden talking to a hooker, about how Russian drug dealers stole his laptop. A judge orders the release of Jamal Danzy, the accused straw purchaser of the gun that killed the Chicago police officer. Nike claims women's basketball players are superior to a man who conquered the world, and Tucker Carlson and his guest lay waste to Nike’s woke advertising. Questions about the effectiveness of Pfizer’s COVID vaccine, and a business owner talks about the “curveball” of vaccine mandates. Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to unify people by calling them “schmucks,” and Fox News is the only national outlet that “gained” trust.
Aug 12, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 11, 2021
MVC&R know Cory Booker is bad at many things, and dinner theater is now one of those. A school board member claims not masking children makes the kids “murderers,” and President Biden says Governor Cuomo did a, “Hell of a job.” The ratings for NBC’s Tokyo Olympics totally “faceplanted,” and CBS News admits Republicans may actually have a point with COVID, and the border. With critical race theory in action, an Atlanta school is in trouble for segregating students. Senator Rand Paul is suspended from YouTube over COVID claims, and the mother of the alleged Chicago cop killer was arrested for attacking a public safety officer. Australia is a dystopian nightmare, and Bam Margera sues Jackass for kicking him out of the movie. Several major airlines will not require employees to get vaccinated, and someone got an Amazon delivery so large, you can hardly see the house behind it. A teacher from Loudon County goes off, and a Willy Wonka-themed hotel will include lickable wallpaper.
Aug 11, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 10, 2021
The Boys are not raging because of the Southern states, but the rest of the media are. The NIH chief admits they do not have data about kids and Delta, but that doesn’t stop him from attempting to freak us out. Tucker Carlson “defends” Chris Cuomo, and Britney Spears loses bid to immediately boot her dad. Florida’s health department says the CDC’s COVID count for the state is wrong, and CNN raised money for a “mother of three” who was actually just a scam artist. The migrant detention center that is worse than ever, and Chicago cops turn their backs on Mayor Lori Lightfoot. Governor Ron DeSantis suggests freezing pay for school officials who mandate masks for students, and the Texas Supreme Court denies the democratic lawmakers' request to restore pay after their walkout. Oregon is nearing its COVID hospitalization record, and Indiana’s attorney general launches a probe into the Chinese Communist Party’s domestic propaganda program.
Aug 10, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 9, 2021
MVC&R are like everyone else, in that they do not know what is going on with kids and COVID. A New York Times reporter says the Obama birthday bash was safe, because it was a “sophisticated crowd.” An accuser of Governor Andrew Cuomo comes forward, saying, “He grabbed my butt.” Mayor Lori Lightfoot is calling for a day of mourning, after the weekend saw 73 people shot, 11 killed, and one of them was a Chicago police officer. Americans plan on using home deliveries as their primary form of shopping, and O.J. Simpson won’t go back to Los Angeles, because he doesn’t want to run into the “real killer.” The White House claims ending unemployment benefits had nothing to do with the positive jobs report, and Dr. Anthony Fauci criticizes the motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. Texas democrats hilariously are suing the governor of the state, and Live Nation will allow artists to require proof of vaccination at concerts. The NIH director cannot understand the politics of vaccine mandates, and Subway franchisees are fed up with the Megan Rapinoe TV ads.
Aug 09, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 6, 2021
The Boys have been vaccinated, along with 350 million other Americans. CNN claims 58% of Republicans will definitely not get the vaccine, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi praises “courageous” lawbreaking. CNN fired three employees for not getting vaccinated, and a guy gives instructions on speaking the new language, “Bidenese.” Nike’s CEO gave some A+ McGurkin on China and human rights, and Politico claims Republicans are salivating over Cori Bush. Unemployment drops to 5.4% after the July jobs report comes out, and property owners are suing to get their money. President Biden compares January 6th to the Civil War, suggesting it was worse, and also pretends not to know who Governor DeSantis is. A woman files a criminal complaint against Governor Andrew Cuomo, and the four-leaf clover is 23rd on a list of top lucky charms. Ryan Fujitani returns to talk about “The Suicide Squad,” and puckering up for the Friday Five -- Best Kiss Songs.
Aug 06, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 5, 2021
VC&R are glad not to be on Governor DeSantis’ bad side, and for the third time the governor slammed President Joe Biden. The White House says they’ll break the law, and we’ll like it. The wonderful governor of New Jersey has some words for those protesting the vaccine, and an absolutely insane argument for defunding the police. Senator Rand Paul tees off on the idea of masking your children, and New York democrats say they’re seriously considering impeaching Governor Andrew Cuomo, this time. Governor Cuomo denies singing “Do You Love Me” to a staffer, and the mayor of DC says only conspiracy theorists think she broke the rules. There’s a new tax in the new infrastructure deal, and the White House says people don’t care about the President violating the Constitution. Mexico is suing US gun manufacturers, and no one knows who the supposed Alex Trebeck replacement is.
Aug 05, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 4, 2021
The Boys cannot invalidate contracts, but apparently the CDC can now. President Joe Biden is calling on Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign, and the NIH Director clarifies comments about masking around kids while at home. A democratic senator says voting laws are, “The Delta variant of Jim Crow,” while Mark and Patricia McCloskey were pardoned by the governor of Missouri. President Biden tells the governors of Texas and Florida to, “Get out of the way,” and former President Obama “scales back” plans for his birthday bash. The brave Texas democrats that ran away are vacationing in Europe, and the Titanic Museum’s fake iceberg fell and injured three people. It’s not exactly clear what the President is saying about illegal immigrants, but it’s quite clear Mayor Bill de Blasio completely gutted Governor Andrew Cuomo. A US Olympian is overjoyed after winning the gold medal in wrestling, and she proclaims, “I freaking love the United States!” The infrastructure deal uses COVID relief money, and the vaccine passport just seems a bit racist. Doesn’t it?
Aug 04, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 3, 2021
VC&R required a vaccine passport from Jamie, and he didn't have one. Not really, but New York City is going to start requiring vaccinations, and the White House struggles to explain why it's okay for former President Obama to have a birthday bash. The former DC police chief blames Republicans for officer suicides, and a democrat hopes Senator Lindsey Graham dies from COVID. Now chipmunks have the plague, and Governor Andrew Cuomo is in big trouble. The View believes people don't like Vice President Harris because she is black, and Twitter is trying to be the New Ministry of Truth. A former Biden COVID advisor admits they know cloth masks do not work, and a Republican lawmaker investigating COVID origins says, "This is the greatest coverup in human history." An impeachment witness claims Trump's removal would have prevented every coronavirus death, and the White House lied about Florida, again. The hammer thrower failed to medal, and a little boy released a butterfly, then the dog ate the it.
Aug 03, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | August 2, 2021
The Boys are minus Jamie, but not because of lockdowns. President Joe Biden says it is “probable” that lockdowns will come back, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says, “You don’t have the right to not wear a mask.” A mother pulls her kids out of school over the mask mandate, and a man screams while getting his COVID shot. CNN goes full shoelooker when talking about the mayor of DC, and the NIH director is in full support of encouraging vaccine passports. Privacy-seeking Meghan Markle hired Oprah’s party planner for a birthday bash, and California is about to make bacon more expensive for the rest of us in the country. AOC blasts democrats and President Biden for letting the eviction moratorium end, and a Harvard lecturer is labeled “transphobic” for saying there are only two genders. A Brown University professor doesn’t think we are ever getting back to normal, and a woman’s chair breaks during a meeting with the CEO.
Aug 02, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 30, 2021
MVC&R found leaked CDC documents which indicate the war has changed, and an ex-Trump official warns the unvaccinated that they will get the Delta variant. A democrat slams President Biden on the border saying, “He’s afraid to offend the left.” The nation’s second largest school district will require testing, regardless of vaccination status. Someone thinks if you break your leg you won’t get a hospital bed, because of unvaccinated people. A union that endorsed Joe Biden does not want a vaccine mandate, and Black Lives Matter is threatening a democratic senator. President Joe Biden says cases will go up, but deaths will go down, and he would like to see vaccine passports. Scarlett Johansson is suing Disney for shorting her out of “Black Widow” money. JD Vance says the United States is being run by childless cat ladies, and the best countries to be in if society were to collapse. This week we lost ZZ Top bassist, Dusty Hill, so a Friday Five in his honor -- Best Bassists Who Can Sing.
Jul 30, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 29, 2021
The Boys have been doing their best to keep up with the science, and the ever-changing policies and mandates. The Teachers Union chief cannot commit to reopening schools, and the former FDA head can’t make much sense out of the CDC’s guidance. Governor Greg Abbott orders the Texas National Guard to begin arresting illegal immigrants, and President Joe Biden claims he used to drive an 18-wheeler. Adam Kinzinger says it's cold-hearted to laugh at him for crying, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi absolutely guts the far left. The DOJ threatens to sue states for returning to pre-pandemic election standards, and a naked guy who went viral chasing a wild pig now has his own toy. The Squad is not particularly fond of the "bipartisan infrastructure" deal, and Anthony Kiedis is selling his Hawaiian home, which was built near ancient burial grounds.
Jul 29, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 28, 2021
MVC&R are doing their best not to spread the coronavirus. No, really. According to the CDC, the vast majority of people that are getting and spreading COVID are the unvaccinated, so the vaccinated people need to wear masks. Simone Biles says Naomi Osaka inspired her to focus on her “mental health,” and PolitiFact “fact checks” an obviously fake Olympics moment. President Joe Biden is not worried about confusion coming from the CDC, and Texas police learn COVID-positive illegal immigrants were sent to local hotels, after a Whataburger incident. The President basically says unvaccinated people are dumb, and a public official says, "The voluntary phase of COVID vaccines is over. Coca-Cola spoke out against the Georgia voting law, but thy are curiously quiet when it comes to China's genocide. A gunman opens fire in broad daylight in New York City, forcing a woman pushing a baby stroller to flee. Why are white liberals more likely to support the defunding of police, and what is a job that sounds really cool, but actually sucks?
Jul 28, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 27, 2021
The Boys are fully-vaccinated, but the CDC says mask up anyway. Adam Schiff compares the Capitol riot to 9/11, and China is mad at Reuters. Governor Andrew Cuomo insists he has been telling the truth about the coronavirus, since the beginning of the pandemic. President Joe Biden says the combat mission in Iraq has ended, and people are not interested in defunding the police. The governor of California compares the unvaccinated to drunk drivers, and a teacher told students to hide an "equity survey" from their parents. An ESPN writer was troubled by American flags at the Tokyo Olympics, and a "racial justice" group threatens to harass white people who send their kids to good schools. An entrepreneur started a bank to fund Christian charities instead of Planned Parenthood, and a teen from Alaska won at the Olympics. Megan Rapinoe says the media need to "get better" with criticism of women's sports, and Major League Baseball is testing new anti-sign stealing technology.
Jul 27, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 26, 2021
VC&R kick off the week, and Markley will return on Tuesday. Dr. Anthony Fauci says, “All of this is complicated,” and the ratings for the Olympics have cratered. The Cleveland Indians have changed their name to The Guardians, and Texas democrats are asking for donations for “care packages.” According to Politico, the left’s CRT push is backfiring, and a flight was evacuated after an “ominous text.” a majority of Americans are pessimistic about the future of the country, and Los Angeles County wants to give free money to young people. Australians are pushing back against lockdowns, and school kids are told to hide an “equity survey” from their parents. A South Korean TV station is in trouble for using stereotypical graphics to represent different nations, and Dr. Fauci says he has no regrets about funding research in China. Former President Donald Trump touts the coronavirus vaccine, and a “racial justice” group threatens to harass white people who send their kids to good schools.
Jul 26, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 23, 2021
The Boys have been able to see that a lot of people have been getting shot lately, and now ABC News seems to be taking a look into the situation. President Joe Biden was asked about defunding the police, and he gave an answer about eating children. CNN did a town hall with the President, yet they still came in dead last in the ratings. A flashback to the time Dr. Anthony Fauci dismissed the risks in regards to gain-of-function research, and a dude spent $30K on an Olympics ticket, but now can’t go. A Beto O’Rourke group raised $600K for Texas democrats in Washington D.C., and the White House promises Hunter Biden will be honest about his art sales. The reimagining of police just is not working out, and Minneapolis is moving forward with dismantling its police department. When asked about the issue of police defunding, President Biden comments about sucking the blood of children. The Cleveland Indians announce their name change, and a woman got confused, and went bungee jumping without a cord. Ryan Fujitani from Rotten Tomatoes will be out for a couple weeks, and Robbins will be back on Monday, but there is an Olympic-themed Friday Five -- Best Running Songs.
Jul 23, 2021
Markley, van Camp and Robbins | July 22, 2021
MVC&R took great pleasure in watching Dr. Anthony Fauci’s fight with Senator Rand Paul, but Dr. Fauci says he took no pleasure in it. President Joe Biden attempts to explain how he almost worked in a restaurant, and Giannis Antetokounmpo celebrates winning the NBA Finals with some Chick-fil-A. Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the January 6th Committee is “deadly serious,” and being murdered in Chicago is more likely than being hospitalized for COVID. The President feels if we flood the market with more cash, then we’ll be able to reduce inflation, somehow. As if they haven’t done enough, China is now digging up ancient viruses, and a man impales his heart in a freak fishing accident. The Biden administration’s border crisis is about to make history, and Governor Ron DeSantis puts the screws to the Biden administration over Cuba. Night Ranger were not allowed to touch or acknowledge Prince at the American Music Awards, and Jeff Bezos swears he is not in a measuring contest with Sir Richard Branson.
Jul 22, 2021