Am I A Bad Mum?
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Am I A Bad Mum? The question we all ask. We love our kids but they drive us nuts so we want to share our stories and failures… oh and what time is too early to pour a wine??! Hosts: @KatieMattin and @RachelThaiday
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Life 360 has outsmarted you!
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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Do what I say NOT what I do!
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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I will need a loan to buy the uniform!
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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I am not organised AT ALL!
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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There WILL be repercussions!
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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How about we sign you up for boarding school?!
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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How did we get to DRIVING already?!
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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I'm a dance Mum and I'm going ALL in!
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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I don't know what to do with them!
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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You can lead a horse to water.......
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Bro, I've been there & done that!
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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I don't have the answer so I'll just make something up!
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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I stole it from Aldi!!!
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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I love your kids, i just don't want them!
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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We didn't give a s*** about seamoss in my day!!!
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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Way back Wednesday - anyone for a sausage smoothie?!
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Safety has gone out of the window!
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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It's DRIVING me mad....literally!
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Adults are allowed to argue
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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I want you to have a voice, just not with me!
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Flashback Friday - Singing lessons after the dentist, you will be fine!
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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I have a solution for everything, lets just not say them out loud!
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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We all need therapy!
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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Friday night sport is NOT my jam!
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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It's all about resilience
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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This is personal but necessary!
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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I'm a REALLY bad Mum
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Be careful what you wish for
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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No more personal loans, the bank is closed
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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The kitchen is now closed
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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We've hit a new milestone!
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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When does the beach become relaxing again?
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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I feel bullied!
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Tik Tok all you like!
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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Let it go, let it go.......
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Lets all do a kid free holiday!
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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I have ruined it for the Toothfairy
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Introduced pests!
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Let's not talk about the sh*t we used to eat!
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Investing in kids is like putting all your money on red!
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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The laziness is NEXT LEVEL!
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Am I too strict?
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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Way back Wednesday!
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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You prefer the pets to the kids!
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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Yes you should have a voice but not too much of one!
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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When you're tired, you're an arsehole!
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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I'm not taking you to hospital on a Friday night!
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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Get. On. The. Bus!!!
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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It's all short showers and shallow baths from here on!
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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You don't give a sh** about my things!
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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MUM'S BEWARE! (We're the targets)
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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I drink because I have children!
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Get out of my bed!!!
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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This one time, at band camp...........
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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I need some time off, maybe like 6 months?!
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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It's school camp, but for a month!!!
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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We WILL have fun!
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Why are we eating healthy when you grew up on spaghetti in a can?!
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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This is controversial! (please don't cancel us)
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May 30, 2024 |
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I need more ME time!
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May 26, 2024 |
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Mum, you're cramping my style!
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May 24, 2024 |
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"I'm 9 and I know EVERYTHING!"
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May 21, 2024 |
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We don't waste food, it's too bloody expensive!!!
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May 20, 2024 |
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Flipping the rules!
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May 16, 2024 |
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Lets re-write the school curriculum and get with the times!
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May 15, 2024 |
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We all just need to be kind
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May 02, 2024 |
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This laziness is NEXT LEVEL!
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Don't make eye contact!!!
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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How do I not pass on my anxiety?
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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You took your child to WHAT appointment??!
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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If you tell them that they WILL need therapy!!!
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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I'm the one with the job, how come I get the dupes?!
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Put your life jacket on first!
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Why is everything done LAST MINUTE?!
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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I don't know whether to punish or reward you!
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Lets all perv on the new purple Wiggle!
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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This is NOT recommended by a child psychologist
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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This is a NO KIDS ZONE!
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Did she get that potty mouth from YOU?!
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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Kids learning shot put or the recorder - which is worse?!
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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I'm only spending my money on 1 of you!!!
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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You've been making me late your entire life!
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Don't judge my cooking!
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Alright, lets all have chips for breakfast!
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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It was a whipper snipper accident!
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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Sorry your PE kit isn't washed, it's up to you now!
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Kids don't give a sh** about our money!
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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You're peer pressuring me!
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Just eat it out of the BIN!!!
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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1st child is rainbows & lollypops but the 2nd is here to F*** shit up!
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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F*** off!!!!!!!!
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Hey Mum, what's a strip joint?
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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It's resilience mate!
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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You're a danger to society!
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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You may as well just eat with your FEET!!!
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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And that's why we drink!
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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There is nothing in the fridge!!!
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Why are the back to school uniforms ALWAYS a drama?!
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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I'm so angry I can't even speak!
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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What the f*** am I doing here?!!
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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I'm literally crying in Westfield because of you kids!
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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I'll just sit here and be the innactive parent!
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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Would you fart at the table if Reece Walsh was here?!!!
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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I'm a BAD influence!
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Buyers regret, the presents are going back!
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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I don't know what I'm doing!!!
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Just reach around and grab a foot!!!
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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I missed the email AGAIN!
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Just cut the mould off it'll be fine!
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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If elf on the shelf wasn't bad enough!!!
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Sorry I couldn't make the concert, I didn't want to come!
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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Bring a plate, my arse!!!
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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Another wine anyone?!
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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How is this MY fault?!!
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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You can't do your kid's math work? Dumb b****
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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This is highly inappropriate!
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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You want some time for yourself? I'll see to that!!!
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Quick hide, before they see us!!!
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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"We're not serious dance Mum's!"
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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These kids are getting an easy ride!
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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Lets put our listening ears on shall we?!!!
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Are Grandkids a 2nd chance after you mess up first time round?!
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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What is that vibrating in your bag?!
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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I am a slave in this house & noone cares!
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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I'm just trying to make you not dumb!
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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I am putting the full blame on Dad for this one!
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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F*** Mum, it's all about what I need!
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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We're not sponsored by Aldi (should be!)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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There's no way I'm buying new shoes this stage of the term!
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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I'm not here to be watching everyone else's kids!
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Sorry I'm late, get in, get in, get in!!!
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Don't judge us, we're parents!
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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"It's up for $300 but will you take $20??!"
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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I will never give them the option again!
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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I didn't want to go in the first place!!!
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Are you kidding? Where are your shoes???!
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Extra curricular activity hell
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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I dream of grocery shopping solo!
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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The 7 minute rule - tried & tested!
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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The great vegetable stand off!
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Let's smoke them out!
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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Honesty is not always the best policy!
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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I feel like I've just come back from war!!!
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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I'm literally covered in sh**!
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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No money? Not my problem!
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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Who calls in sick to tuck shop duty?!
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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I'd like to put vodka in my chia pudding!
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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Do I have anything of my own?!
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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I'm drowning!
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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I've lost control!
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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R.E.S.P.E.C.T!
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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We don't negotiate with little terrorists!
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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I would just like to go on a drunk lunch by myself!
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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There needs to be Uber kids!
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Choose your favourite child!
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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I'm changing the wifi password
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Please just let me be hungover!
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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What are you watching??!
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Oh sh** I forgot I have kids!
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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First I'm banning social media and then we're banning going out!
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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You should have worked harder!
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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I'm trying hard for my kids not to hate me!
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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The house is too noisy!
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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You're eating like an animal!!!
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Let me think of a punishment....I need a minute to make it good!
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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Be suspicious of everyone!!!
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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One on one time - it's needed!
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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I literally cannot give parenting advice!!!
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Mum's are so old!!!!
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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I'm going downtown!!!
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May 30, 2023 |
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Get up and mow the lawns!
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May 28, 2023 |
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Ok get out of the car you're walking home!
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May 25, 2023 |
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An enjoyable trip to the dentist!
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May 23, 2023 |
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No one understands the ICloud!!!
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May 21, 2023 |
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Where did I come from? Sh**!!!
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May 18, 2023 |
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I am losing control!!!
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May 16, 2023 |
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Here's your budget.... good luck!
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May 14, 2023 |
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They have it so good they'll be home until they're 40!
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May 11, 2023 |
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Don't worry about what I want, it's all about you!
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May 10, 2023 |
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Is it an elephant or ant sized problem?!!
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May 07, 2023 |
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If you're going to wine shame me, how about I icecream shame you!
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May 04, 2023 |
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I'm literally everyone's PA!
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May 02, 2023 |
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What's for dinner? Sh** on a stick!!!
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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I'm a competitive Mum so you're going to be a competitive child!
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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I'm going to let you have it and then give you a hard time!
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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I'm bringing back the game, nag or pig?!!
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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I only want to grocery shop ALONE!
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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I've completely forgotten that I'm the adult!!!
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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DO. YOUR. HOMEWORK
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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I asked 6000 times, It's no wonder I'm grumpy!
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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I. Am. Sick. of. Food. Waste!!!
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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What do I do right?!!!
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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I'm in parental damage control!
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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"Mum's not wearing any knickers!!!!"
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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You want WHAT for your birthday?!
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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I'm a Mum and you want me to stay in the backpackers?!
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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This new podcast may help you and your kids - Positive Kid Vibes
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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YOU'RE calling ME lazy?!
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Why did you tell your teacher that about me??!!
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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I am mortified they found that!
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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I'm done with kids parties, especially on saturday nights!
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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What will it take to get you to wear sunscreen?!
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Get off your screens and enjoy the view!
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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There's too much stuff to volunteer for!
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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I'm pretty much just a taxi driver!
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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The Mum / work juggle with Erin Molan
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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This conversation is harder to explain than I thought!
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Put a fork in me, I am done!
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Leave my phone ALONE!!!!
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Your lunchbox is now a woolies bag!
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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It's all your fault!!!
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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It's too late for the parental control stuff now!
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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I'm sick of the half arsed job doing!
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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Stop Facetiming people when I'm in the shower!
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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You had 9 weeks and left it until the night before?!!!
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Gloves on lets fight it out!
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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If you're not doing your jobs, I'm not doing mine!
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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I've lost control because they're better at technology!
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Tik Tok is gone forever!
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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The ultimate threat is now in use!
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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I'm changing roles and you're not going to like it!
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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No mate, whilst I pay the bills you do what I say!
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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Mum's gone wild!
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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I don't have the answer so I'm just going to give up!
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Secret Santa's are $5 not bloody $20!
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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This stupid elf!!!
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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I. Am. Not. Coping!
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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2 f'ing dollars? Do it yourself!!!
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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If it's on a Friday night, you're not doing it!
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Enjoy spending your birthday money on tupperware!
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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We don't use that word in our house!
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Am I being rude or just assertive?
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Is it ok to discipline other peoples kids?!
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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Don't bother with algebra you will NEVER need it!
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Extracurricular activities - lets give it all up!
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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I have a new game - you're not going to like it!
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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I may only be 7 but I'm ready to leave home!
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Try and explain THAT to your kids!
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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I missed you but now you can go back!
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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You think you don't need me? You're 7!
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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I'm a Mum, I have no dignity!
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Who's the parent, me or you?!
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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Your birthday list is unrealistic, let me tell you what you want!
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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2 minute noodles it is, don't judge me!
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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The person you should be most scared of is me!
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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A week of gastro and I am moving out!
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Why do you save the bad behaviour for when I get home?!
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Sorry for leaving you waiting at the school gate again!
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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I'm going to be the main character in my life!
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Think I'm embarrassing? You ain't seen nothing yet!
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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But what about the bad Dad's?!
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Bad habits passed on!
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Now I'm going to fill you in on ALL the shit I do!
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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I'm quitting the job of dance Mum!
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Stop picking up my phone!!!
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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That my friend is next level lazy!!!
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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Treat my child badly and I will hunt you down (even if you are 9!)
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Ok now I'm just going to sink to your level!
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Sibling rivalry sucks!
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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The days are long, the years are short can I push pause?!
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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I can't cope with the full moon!
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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Move the god damn snack wrapper!
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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We're off to Iceworld!
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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Ok, social media is off!
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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You want to identify as a cat.... wtf?!
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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Sorry you're not invited!
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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Can camp go for a little longer?!
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Have fun at school camp!
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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Bribery at it's absolute best!
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Get out of the car!!!
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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I'm a bad mood so I'm taking you all down with me!
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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Another inappropriate conversation!
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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Sorry kids there's no food but there is alcohol so we're all good!
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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I need to be more organised?!!!
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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Your boobs droop, your bum sags & you wee yourself when you sneeze!
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Driving with kids in the car is too dangerous!
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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These after school activities are not good times for me!
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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That's it, my last resort is the silent treatment!
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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I don't know the answer so I'm just going to cry!
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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What was I thinking when I volunteered for this?!
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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Great, now how do I get out of this empty threat?!!
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Now I've told them they can't be untold!
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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The days are long, the years are short but this shit is real!
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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Ok, the Mum's need a holiday - is 6 months too long?!
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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I'm not eating breakfast but you have to!
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Oh well, she'll only do it once!
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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What do you mean they need more sugar?!!
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Ok, lets try and be a little less selfish!
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Don't bribe your kids - that's all we do!
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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That's it, term 3 is cancelled!
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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I tried to save time, now look at the state of me!
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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No more empty threats!
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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Just because it's holidays doesn't mean you can eat crap!
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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There's too much expectation!
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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How do I navigate tough times with my kids on board?
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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I'm not a taxi driver!
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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I'm not answering anymore awkward questions!
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Teenagers! We're doomed!
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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Ok I really am a bad Mum this week!
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Right that's it, it's all going back to the shop!
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Now I'm a tuckshop Mum!
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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No more cooking in this house!
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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She's sweet but a psycho!
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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You will wear those massive clown shoes, they need to last!
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May 31, 2022 |
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I need help!!!
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May 29, 2022 |
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If you don't cook, you don't eat!
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May 26, 2022 |
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I have to find a high school now?!!!
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May 24, 2022 |
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Hey kids, am I allowed to go out?!
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May 22, 2022 |
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We all need therapy!
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May 19, 2022 |
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Look back and remember I taught you that!
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May 17, 2022 |
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That couldn't be anymore inappropriate!
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May 15, 2022 |
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No more birthday lists
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May 12, 2022 |
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Have a glass of water & put a band aid on that fixes everything!
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May 10, 2022 |
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It's fruit not poison!
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May 08, 2022 |
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Just go to school!!!
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May 05, 2022 |
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Suck it up Princess not everyone has a dishwasher!
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May 03, 2022 |
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The bread is mouldy, the fruit is turning - here's your lunchbox!
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May 01, 2022 |
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Go outside and use your imagination!
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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I don't care who's watching I'm losing my mind!
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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I'm trying to be cool but it's not working!
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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I'm always listening!
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Need sleep? Try this out!
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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I have no idea how to explain that!
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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Off you go, see you when the street lights come on!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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You can't miss school today because I have a lunch planned!
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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The answer is no!
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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I'm sorry for not believing you're sick!
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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How about you make my lunch for a change?!
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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Bullying is a no go!
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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I hate the violin so I'm not paying for it!
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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I like that sport so you're going to do it too!
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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I'm not a bad Mum this time, I'm a terrible one!
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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We're setting them up to be weak!
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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I will literally sacrifice anything to stop the kid crying!
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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I'm a Mum, sometimes we have to eat mouldy bread!
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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I'm not a parent this weekend, sorry!
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Pass it on to Nan, she'll fix it!
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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I will stand firm and call your bluff!
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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The days are long but the years are so short!
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Watch out kids or you'll be homeless too!
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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That's your bed and you will lay in it!
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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I know it's a kids show but there needs to be less kids!
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Do as you're told or the Cat gets it!
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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I taught you wrong, sorry it backfired!
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Shit, I was so desperate for school to go back I forgot!
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Sometimes it's good to argue!
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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Pregnancy wasn't about glowing it was about peeing myself!
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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We need some time apart!
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Just be quiet!!!
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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Sorry the holidays were so boring, I'll make up for it now we're at the end!
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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I'm leaving my comfort zone for you!
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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Great way to make cash, now I'm taking my cut!
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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You don't get money, you get to live in this house!
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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We are never going to a restaurant again
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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Do I tell the truth or lie?!
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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You're not having an luxuries, you have to earn them!
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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Mum, what do you even do??!
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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That's it, I'm changing my name!
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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Start packing, we're on the move!
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Kids, you're making new years resolutions too!
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Jan 02, 2022 |
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Screens are not our friends
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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No more lies, enough is enough!
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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Sorry doesn't cut it!
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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Here's your Christmas present but I don't want you to actually use it!
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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Elf on the shelf has Covid
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Read the room!!!
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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Welcome to ear piercing hell!
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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Sorry kids, no more animated movies in this house!
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Fussy eaters we're taking back control!
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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Just eat the rotten fruit, it's fine!
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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We're having a screen detox!
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Give me some attention!
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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Kids we are going to eat our way around the world
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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Just wee in the bush kid!
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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To protect OR build resilience? That's the question
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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Operation I'm not your maid has started!
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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It's time to toughen up!
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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You can wear them with holes in, I'm not buying any more!
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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Why can't I spend my own birthday money?!
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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Why am I nicer to other peoples kids?!
|
Nov 16, 2021 |
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No more sleepovers EVER!
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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Work hard at these subjects, don't worry about those!
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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Hiding from the kids
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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You are the most embarrassing parents ever!!!
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Nov 07, 2021 |
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You've got detention??!
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Oh shit they get that from me!
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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We have to leave in 5 minutes!
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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Lets swap these roles around
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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It's going to charity not to you!!!
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Oh so now you want homecooked food!
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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Sorry but we're culling the Christmas presents this year!
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Don't start telling me how to dress!
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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You'll be fine with a homemade haircut!
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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Why can't I have a life too?!
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Toughen up that's an ant sized problem!
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Nagging is a skill parents learn at a very early age
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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I've had enough, I'm cutting the holiday short
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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That's not my job!
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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Sorry ma'am you can't take that onboard!
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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Flashback Friday - to the birth!
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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I forgot what's it's like to have a toddler!
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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You need to do more jobs!
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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The kids have hobbies but what about us?!
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Ok, I accept my role is the fun police!
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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The plans are made but who's going to have the kids?!
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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The pets are going to die, that's just part of life
|
Sep 09, 2021 |
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It's a baby shower, what harm could it do?
|
Sep 07, 2021 |
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Quick just run, no one will know!
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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Where did I come from? Do you really want to know?!
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
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I don't care if the rules have relaxed - not for us!
|
Aug 31, 2021 |
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Round 1 FIGHT!
|
Aug 29, 2021 |
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That's it, we need a lock on Netflix profiles!
|
Aug 26, 2021 |
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I'm not providing any more education!
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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Just stop talking!!!
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Aug 22, 2021 |
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Let your friends educate you on that!
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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Now I'm going to have to censor the socials!
|
Aug 17, 2021 |
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Please don't try and be helpful!
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Aug 15, 2021 |
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You can't sew and don't come back to the tuck shop!
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
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It’s a trend but do not try it!
|
Aug 10, 2021 |
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Some of us have it, some of us don't!
|
Aug 08, 2021 |
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HOMESCHOOLING HELL!!!
|
Aug 05, 2021 |
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If Mila Kunis is doing it, I am going to do it too!
|
Aug 03, 2021 |
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Goodnight, Sleep well!
|
Aug 01, 2021 |
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Flashback Friday - what we forgot about!
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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It has been six long years and the time has come!
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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I didn't even know there was an IGA close by!
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Jul 25, 2021 |
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Volunteered and accepted!
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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Between 10am- 12pm, sorry kids no eating!
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Better late than never right?
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Jul 18, 2021 |
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I will allow that……
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Don't mind me, I'm just fussing over your child here and not my own!
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Rules change from time to time and that’s ok right?
|
Jul 11, 2021 |
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We are never going camping again!
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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After last night we'll be watching movies ALL day!
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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The limit has been reached!
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Jun 27, 2021 |
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This one can’t be sugar coated unfortunately......
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Just lock the bloody cat up!
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Hats are done for us!
|
Jun 20, 2021 |
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Is it too late to change?
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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Ok the notes just need to stop now!
|
Jun 15, 2021 |
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Avoiding the dentist!
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Jun 13, 2021 |
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Just throw the costume together, you’ll be alright!
|
Jun 10, 2021 |
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Separate now......
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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I'll take it second hand please!
|
Jun 06, 2021 |
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School meeting items!
|
Jun 03, 2021 |
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Nope, still don't understand what you're asking me!
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Is that a used toy by chance?
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May 30, 2021 |
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Is it ok to let your kids feel embarrassed?
|
May 27, 2021 |
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Whoops, wrong location choice!
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May 25, 2021 |
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It’s done, I am putting my foot down
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May 23, 2021 |
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I've got it under control!
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May 20, 2021 |
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Go to bed, I'll do the homework!
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May 18, 2021 |
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I don't know how to deal with you!
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May 16, 2021 |
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You lose it, that’s the end of it!
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May 13, 2021 |
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I see your true colours shining through
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May 11, 2021 |
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That is absolutely OUTRAGEOUS
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May 09, 2021 |
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I've got plenty of time to get ready, oh wait hang on I've got kids!
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May 06, 2021 |
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Why are all the kids sick right now?
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May 04, 2021 |
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It's your fault!
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May 02, 2021 |
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Use your fork!!!
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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What about the Grandparents?!
|
Apr 27, 2021 |
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It's healthy? Ok cool you can have it!
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Apr 25, 2021 |
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Take me back to those toddler days, said no parent ever!
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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Don’t listen to me, I am just on repeat for the hell of it!
|
Apr 20, 2021 |
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Day 1, term 2, lets hear it parents "HELL YES!!!!"
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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The self serve checkout is banned!
|
Apr 15, 2021 |
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I don't even know what my parenting style is!
|
Apr 13, 2021 |
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I'm lazy???!
|
Apr 11, 2021 |
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I give up, parenting is hard!
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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I don't care if it's your favourite - it's banned!
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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You're laughing at me, not with me!
|
Apr 04, 2021 |
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Long boozy lunch on a Friday, why not?
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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I will win at any cost!
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Mar 30, 2021 |
|
Runaway, see how far you can go!
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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Flashback Friday - No I will not be taking my kids on my honeymoon!
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Mar 25, 2021 |
|
No High school yet, that is ok right?
|
Mar 23, 2021 |
|
Scaredy-cat, Scaredy-cat
|
Mar 21, 2021 |
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Yep it’s got to be a thing, there is something wrong with you!
|
Mar 18, 2021 |
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When Toys Attack!
|
Mar 16, 2021 |
|
Comparison can be the thief of joy apparently….
|
Mar 14, 2021 |
|
Even adults are scared of this…….
|
Mar 11, 2021 |
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Sorry for the lack of concern shown on my face but I have told you 100 times!
|
Mar 09, 2021 |
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There are differences between laughing with you and laughing at you
|
Mar 07, 2021 |
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Just be an influencer then!
|
Mar 04, 2021 |
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Watch out for that........oh too late!
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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We are not being creative anymore!
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Feb 28, 2021 |
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Today I am sorting through dirty clothes and then returning them to your room!
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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Reflection is such a great parenting tool
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Would you scare your kids for a laugh?
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Feb 21, 2021 |
|
I'm so sorry I missed your concert!
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Lets skip school today
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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That's it, we're banning homework!
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Feb 14, 2021 |
|
Kids guess what? We are going on a holiday!
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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Does anyone actually like lunch preparation in the morning?
|
Feb 09, 2021 |
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5 minutes maximum that’s it......
|
Feb 07, 2021 |
|
Check in, 20 minutes from now!
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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Go on, hand them over!
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Go ahead and tell me a fib, I dare you.
|
Jan 31, 2021 |
|
Girls, I need to tell you the truth about Christmas!
|
Jan 28, 2021 |
|
Whoopsie you caught us out!
|
Jan 26, 2021 |
|
Massage a little longer please?
|
Jan 24, 2021 |
|
" Spend your Christmas money wisely", says every parent at this time of year
|
Jan 21, 2021 |
|
Ever felt like a caged animal in your own home.......?
|
Jan 19, 2021 |
|
Everyone has shoes two sizes too big for them!
|
Jan 17, 2021 |
|
Here's your pocket money.... now give it back!
|
Jan 14, 2021 |
|
Is it ok to influence my kids music taste?!
|
Jan 12, 2021 |
|
Sorry, there are no kids meals on this menu.......
|
Jan 10, 2021 |
|
Call me maybe.....
|
Jan 07, 2021 |
|
What rules?! It’s holidays for all of us
|
Jan 05, 2021 |
|
Who me? No I don’t break the law......
|
Jan 03, 2021 |
|
I don't believe your injury is real!
|
Dec 31, 2020 |
|
Can I ask the school to reschedule sports day?!!
|
Dec 29, 2020 |
|
I need a costume by tomorrow morning!
|
Dec 27, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday - are birthday parties really for the kids or adults?!
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Dec 24, 2020 |
|
Singing lessons after the dentist!
|
Dec 22, 2020 |
|
Throwing away toys and blaming husbands
|
Dec 20, 2020 |
|
Is it the year to be tight with the teacher's present?
|
Dec 17, 2020 |
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Butterflies in my tummy!
|
Dec 15, 2020 |
|
This is the last resort, let’s scrap it!
|
Dec 13, 2020 |
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Musical instruments are a must!
|
Dec 10, 2020 |
|
What Parent rep?!
|
Dec 08, 2020 |
|
Step away from the jacket!
|
Dec 06, 2020 |
|
That's fine, I will leave my undies on your bedroom floor
|
Dec 03, 2020 |
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Selection process of friends
|
Dec 01, 2020 |
|
The concert was great, the wine was average!
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - to our first dance concerts
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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I bet you can’t find it……
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Nov 24, 2020 |
|
Wait, you’re telling me NOW there is a Facebook group?!
|
Nov 22, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - to baby books & photo albums
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Nov 19, 2020 |
|
Oops another follow up school email?!
|
Nov 17, 2020 |
|
The night before the birthday, when the whole house was asleep
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - to when the kids ate nothing!
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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Camp is always fun, you’re going!
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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I know it’s Sunday but you have to work!
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - dealing with head lice!
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Is delegating Halloween duties even possible?
|
Nov 03, 2020 |
|
Lets chat! Periods, sex and doodles
|
Nov 01, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday - to the days of face paint, need we say more?!
|
Oct 29, 2020 |
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Getting shamed by a 7 year old is cool right?
|
Oct 27, 2020 |
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Spending all the cash!
|
Oct 25, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday - to uniform shopping
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Oct 22, 2020 |
|
Introducing- Girls + Wine = Inappropriate Conversations
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Oct 20, 2020 |
|
That saying means WHAT?!!
|
Oct 20, 2020 |
|
How low can I go?
|
Oct 18, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday - to the days when the kids used their imaginations
|
Oct 15, 2020 |
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So much sass!
|
Oct 13, 2020 |
|
Do you really like me?
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Oct 11, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday to when the kids realise they want to be like adults!
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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Winning a running race is the same as winning a spelling bee right?
|
Oct 06, 2020 |
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Waiting for the worst to happen
|
Oct 04, 2020 |
|
Best of school holiday fun 3
|
Oct 01, 2020 |
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Best of school holiday fun 2
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Sep 29, 2020 |
|
Best of school holiday fun 1
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Sep 27, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - the steps to teaching your kids personal hygiene!
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Honey, I shrunk the clothes
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Go back to bed, bad dreams can't hurt you!
|
Sep 20, 2020 |
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30. Flashback Friday - relocating with kids
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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29. That's ok, I am a Mum
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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28. Can you actually refuse Mum jobs?
|
Sep 13, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday to the days when you could leave the house fast!
|
Sep 10, 2020 |
|
Another important event missed by me
|
Sep 08, 2020 |
|
Drinking Red wine has consequences
|
Sep 06, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday- from the moment you see your first baby for the very first time.
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Sep 03, 2020 |
|
What is truly deemed as inappropriate?
|
Sep 01, 2020 |
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No Chilli’s don’t burn too much
|
Aug 30, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday - Flashing back to the first borns first birthday party
|
Aug 27, 2020 |
|
Avoiding that question for as long as possible.
|
Aug 25, 2020 |
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But this is what I would do if and when the situation arises!
|
Aug 23, 2020 |
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Flashback Friday to the first day of daycare!
|
Aug 20, 2020 |
|
No age permit required!
|
Aug 18, 2020 |
|
Punishments Galore...
|
Aug 16, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday to when kids destroy everything
|
Aug 13, 2020 |
|
Yes I do have a ‘Mum Porn List’
|
Aug 11, 2020 |
|
No I will not help you!
|
Aug 10, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday - Teaching your kids to talk.
|
Aug 06, 2020 |
|
Singing lessons after the dentist, you will be fine!
|
Aug 04, 2020 |
|
Do that again and the tooth fairy will not come!
|
Aug 02, 2020 |
|
Pregnancy -Flashback Friday
|
Jul 30, 2020 |
|
Threats that are completely unrelated.
|
Jul 28, 2020 |
|
This is how we build a good work ethic.
|
Jul 26, 2020 |
|
Little white lies and unrealistic threats -Flashback Friday
|
Jul 23, 2020 |
|
Labels for kids not allowed
|
Jul 21, 2020 |
|
Give me space
|
Jul 19, 2020 |
|
Travelling for the very first time with children -Flashback Friday
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Jul 16, 2020 |
|
If I catch you, you’re in trouble.
|
Jul 14, 2020 |
|
Oh yeah that was definitely Dad.
|
Jul 12, 2020 |
|
Teaching them stuff -Flashback Friday
|
Jul 09, 2020 |
|
The real reason our pet is in heaven.
|
Jul 07, 2020 |
|
Am I losing my mind?
|
Jul 05, 2020 |
|
Making excuses for our kids -Flashback Friday
|
Jul 02, 2020 |
|
HELLO Extra Mile, I am here to go all the way.
|
Jun 30, 2020 |
|
Kids, get into bed, Mum has Netflix to watch.
|
Jun 28, 2020 |
|
Sleep Deprivation -Flashback Friday
|
Jun 25, 2020 |
|
There is always an easier one in the family.
|
Jun 23, 2020 |
|
Eat that and I will give you fifty.
|
Jun 21, 2020 |
|
Toilet training-Flashback Friday
|
Jun 18, 2020 |
|
Just hold still, it will not hurt that much
|
Jun 16, 2020 |
|
Laundry is closed today.
|
Jun 14, 2020 |
|
Flashback Friday
|
Jun 11, 2020 |
|
To sit and relax or fold the washing?
|
Jun 09, 2020 |
|
No threats, just removing anything that looks like fun.
|
Jun 07, 2020 |
|
Please love me, I am feeling neglected
|
Jun 04, 2020 |
|
Oh I am not sharing that……
|
Jun 02, 2020 |
|
Why was I not more present in the moment?
|
May 31, 2020 |
|
Would you classify that as inappropriate?
|
May 28, 2020 |
|
The Boundaries keep getting wider
|
May 26, 2020 |
|
School Time Kids
|
May 24, 2020 |
|
First and last sleepover ever!
|
May 21, 2020 |
|
Thank you for being so helpful but stop now
|
May 19, 2020 |
|
Iso Recap - Week 4 Homes schooling
|
May 17, 2020 |
|
Hurry Up and eat it!
|
May 14, 2020 |
|
You do not bush wee there!
|
May 12, 2020 |
|
ISO Recap - Surviving Week 3 Home schooling
|
May 11, 2020 |
|
Do not ask that question again!
|
May 07, 2020 |
|
I swear I didn’t fart it was my child
|
May 05, 2020 |
|
Still Banging on about it!
|
May 03, 2020 |
|
To risk it or not
|
Apr 30, 2020 |
|
Do it again and the fish gets it!
|
Apr 28, 2020 |
|
Screens on!
|
Apr 26, 2020 |
|
I have no idea what to do today
|
Apr 23, 2020 |
|
Mini Me
|
Apr 21, 2020 |
|
Back to school….. in 5 weeks!
|
Apr 19, 2020 |
|
Meditation for kids, it is a brilliant option for bedtime!
|
Apr 16, 2020 |
|
Birthdays in Iso
|
Apr 14, 2020 |
|
Blurred Days
|
Apr 12, 2020 |
|
Playing to my strengths as a parent
|
Apr 09, 2020 |
|
Pack your lunch boxes kids, it's home school time!
|
Apr 07, 2020 |
|
First week of home schooling and wow it is hard work
|
Apr 05, 2020 |
|
I Love ME time and I am not shy about it!
|
Mar 26, 2020 |
|
See your expectations, now lower them a little
|
Mar 24, 2020 |
|
Removing anxiety around the coronavirus for kids
|
Mar 22, 2020 |
|
Phones and kids do not mix
|
Mar 19, 2020 |
|
I create boundaries for a reason!
|
Mar 17, 2020 |
|
I know we have two kids, but one at a time works for me
|
Mar 15, 2020 |
|
No way am I reading that email!
|
Mar 12, 2020 |
|
Today kids we are learning about life
|
Mar 10, 2020 |
|
Who would have thought, doing homework in the back of the car would be that easy!
|
Mar 08, 2020 |
|
Is it wrong to watch the news when you have kids?
|
Mar 05, 2020 |
|
Wasn’t on my watch!
|
Mar 03, 2020 |
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Competition and sport don’t mix!
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Mar 01, 2020 |
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Girls, I will choose what you wear!
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Feb 27, 2020 |
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Didn’t see that happen at all…..
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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Sick Again
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Feb 23, 2020 |
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When kids use Aussie slang, and the parent laughs
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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That's it, you will now miss out for 6 months!
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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Other parents kids (Hot Topic)
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Feb 16, 2020 |
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Pram Parking Spots
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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When the alarm clock goes off, it's bedtime!
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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Mum, what is a slave?
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Feb 09, 2020 |
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You have a phone now so it's your responsibility
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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Mum you are embarrassing us
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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Absolutely you can do tap dance
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Feb 02, 2020 |
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Caution Lego was not damaged in the making of this podcast!
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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Mum, did you drink wine for breakfast?
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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When using a flight safety card comes in handy
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Jan 26, 2020 |
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Step away from the boys!
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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Go outside and get dirty!
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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New Years Resolutions for being a parent
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Jan 19, 2020 |
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Home Alone
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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Listen here Mr Principal…..
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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Ok sometimes we just loose our minds!
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Dec 15, 2019 |
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Holiday Time…… Re-packing the bags is a favourite time!
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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The thought of raising teenage girls scares me……..
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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What ever you do put that library book down!
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Dec 08, 2019 |
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Just skip that part, it surely won’t hurt!
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Dec 05, 2019 |
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Who me, I would never lead you astray……
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Dec 03, 2019 |
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Rules are there for breaking, right?
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Dec 01, 2019 |
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’Tis the season to be jolly……
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Insomnia is real when you're a parent
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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Me, Me, Me
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Nov 24, 2019 |
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Lacking Parent Inspo? Thats totally normal we all do it
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Nov 21, 2019 |
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Pimples, Boogies and Beauty
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Nov 19, 2019 |
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I want to be a cat lady when I grow up......
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Nov 17, 2019 |
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Choices, choices, choices!
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Nov 07, 2019 |
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What day is it again?
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Nov 05, 2019 |
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I don't care if you don't want to learn it, you're doing it.
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Nov 03, 2019 |
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Cue Rocky Balboa Music here!
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Oct 31, 2019 |
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HURRY UP!
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Oct 29, 2019 |
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Tantrums at 34 really are not cool!
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Oct 27, 2019 |
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No I will not clean that up!
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Oct 24, 2019 |
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But why……..
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Oct 22, 2019 |
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No if’s, buts, or in between…. IT’S YOUR TURN!
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Oct 20, 2019 |
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Pablo saves the day!
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Oct 17, 2019 |
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Oh hunny, we were just sleeping?
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Oct 15, 2019 |
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Sure you can have a sleepover
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Oct 13, 2019 |
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I do have my own life too
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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One week only
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Oct 08, 2019 |
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Back in the day when my kids were toddlers…..
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Oct 06, 2019 |
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No I will not line up! Travel codes for kids in different countries.
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Sep 26, 2019 |
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Nicknames for private parts
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Sep 24, 2019 |
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Should I or shouldn’t I let you listen to this podcast?
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Sep 22, 2019 |
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When you get caught out……
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Sep 19, 2019 |
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Breakfast and Lunch only served from now on!
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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When Dodgem cars attack!
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Sep 15, 2019 |
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Wash your hands or get worms, your choice!
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Sep 12, 2019 |
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This little thing is called personal space.
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Sep 10, 2019 |
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You have a maximum of 20 minutes!
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Sep 08, 2019 |
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Who me, have kids? No way!
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Sep 05, 2019 |
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It’s what day at school again?
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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No, No, No, the answer is clearly No!
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Sep 01, 2019 |
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Make sure you answer all the questions
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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Just re-use the same outfit again!
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Aug 27, 2019 |
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Social Media Monday
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Aug 25, 2019 |
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You can only do those activities because it suits me
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Little girls don’t call it a fart
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Aug 20, 2019 |
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Wow look at the time, might have to wrap this one up
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Aug 18, 2019 |
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We made it, it's our 100th Episode!
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Aug 15, 2019 |
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Kids always share way too much information at kindy
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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Kids, it's obvious I won!
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Aug 11, 2019 |
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You are so not sick, I know it
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Aug 08, 2019 |
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Please let me take Stress Leave
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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Mondayitis?
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Aug 04, 2019 |
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Feel Good Friday
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Aug 01, 2019 |
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Maybe over exaggerating is not ideal with kids
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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Boobs, Boobs, Boobs
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Jul 28, 2019 |
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Post Natal Depression and why it’s more common than ever before
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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How to tackle kids with boredom
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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Dr Harvey Karp is our special guest this week and we are more than excited
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Jul 21, 2019 |
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The answer is NO!
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Jul 18, 2019 |
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Holidays, your strengths and weaknesses as a parent
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Jul 16, 2019 |
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Let me be alone for at least 3 minutes
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Jul 14, 2019 |
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What in the hell are they watching?
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Jul 04, 2019 |
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Falling pregnant isn't that hard, right? WRONG!
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Jul 02, 2019 |
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Does school camp have to end?
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Jun 30, 2019 |
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The book said what?
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Jun 27, 2019 |
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When the boogeyman comes alive
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Jun 25, 2019 |
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Oh no, these undies are 8 years old....
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Jun 23, 2019 |
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Yep we are responsible for raising lazy children
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Jun 13, 2019 |
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Ellsie, just eat the bloody bean!
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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If kids were smart, negotiation would start early in life
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Jun 09, 2019 |
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Puberty has hit!
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Jun 06, 2019 |
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'Absolutely you can fall out of the tree and break your arm', said no parent ever!
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Jun 04, 2019 |
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Some days, the drama of the kids is all too much
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Jun 02, 2019 |
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No worries at all, just freeze, that’s a better option.
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May 30, 2019 |
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Honey, turn around and just don’t watch for minute
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May 28, 2019 |
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It’s ok if they are dirty, wear them!
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May 26, 2019 |
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Help. Send Help!
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May 23, 2019 |
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Shower Time is always just so much fun!
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May 21, 2019 |
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Hungover for the whole of Mother's Day!
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May 19, 2019 |
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Do not call me your mate!
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May 16, 2019 |
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Eating in my car is banned!
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May 14, 2019 |
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No holding back
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May 12, 2019 |
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Have a drink of water, your leg will feel better.
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May 09, 2019 |
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I know you’re 15, but can I still dress you?
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May 07, 2019 |
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You want, you got it.
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May 05, 2019 |
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Sorry girls, No birthday parties this year!
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Apr 18, 2019 |
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Do I, don’t I, should I, shouldn’t I?
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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When I was a kid.......
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Apr 14, 2019 |
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Next holiday for our kids, 3rd world country!
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Judgey Judgey
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Apr 09, 2019 |
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Do I really look like that when I am angry?
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Apr 07, 2019 |
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Kids lunches, how long is too long to make them in advance?
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Apr 04, 2019 |
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Just let them win, it's easier that way
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Mar 31, 2019 |
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Postnatal Depression was Rachel's Best Friend
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Mar 29, 2019 |
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How does the Iron work?
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Mar 28, 2019 |
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Is that all I am? A Mum?
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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Why do we feel the need to over share?
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Mar 24, 2019 |
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Raising Liars
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Mar 21, 2019 |
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Bribery is a bitch
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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Giving your time ends in disaster
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Mar 17, 2019 |
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Don’t ever have your own kids, said the mother to her children!
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Mar 14, 2019 |
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Anyone for a Sausage Smoothie?
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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Please don’t judge me for laughing at my kids
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Mar 10, 2019 |
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When you are so honest it makes it almost dishonest
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Mar 07, 2019 |
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I forgot the kids lunch!
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Mar 05, 2019 |
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The Boy who cried wolf, literally
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Mar 03, 2019 |
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Romance is in the air for Valentines Day
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Feb 28, 2019 |
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Ellsies raps to Nicki Minaj
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Feb 26, 2019 |
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The realisation when you can’t spell
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Feb 24, 2019 |
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‘Mum, why do you exercise so much?’
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Feb 21, 2019 |
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Marriage chats with a 3 yr old - Just take the ring
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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Common Sense - Does it even exist?
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Feb 17, 2019 |
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Not explaining the real world well!
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Feb 14, 2019 |
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Strong and Independent
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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When other kids have something your kids want!
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Feb 10, 2019 |
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To Do or not to DO
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Jan 27, 2019 |
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Welcome back to you all for 2019!
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Jan 20, 2019 |
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Schools out for summer!
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Dec 23, 2018 |
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End of Year Tiredness
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Dec 16, 2018 |
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Apparently Mum is Boring
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Dec 09, 2018 |
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Social Media and Kids..... When is it too early?
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Dec 02, 2018 |
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Kids bags and Airport security!
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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Can we be too honest as parents?
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Nov 13, 2018 |
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Dad’s have Father Guilt, it’s True!
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Nov 06, 2018 |
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Tears and the Royals
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Oct 29, 2018 |
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Dad is the word
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Oct 22, 2018 |
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Birds and the Bees
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Oct 11, 2018 |
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Lows of all lows
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Sep 23, 2018 |
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What time of the day is it?
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Sep 09, 2018 |
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Book Week!
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Aug 30, 2018 |
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Bullying the Bully’s
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Aug 21, 2018 |
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The Golden Child competition has started!
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Aug 14, 2018 |
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Motivational Inspiration for kids
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Aug 05, 2018 |
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Holidays are nearly over!
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Jul 30, 2018 |
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Survived another term and Toy trends!
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Jul 15, 2018 |
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Kids Toys, Conversations over heard and this is the 20th time I have told you
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Jul 08, 2018 |
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Remember there is always someone listening
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Jul 02, 2018 |
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Kids and games
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Jun 24, 2018 |
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Babysitters.... Routines, Rules and Negotiations
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Jun 17, 2018 |
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Kids on planes!
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Jun 07, 2018 |
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Times Tables Songs
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May 31, 2018 |
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Mum guilt!!!
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May 24, 2018 |
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Why are we always in a rush to get everywhere?!
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May 10, 2018 |
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What about the good Mum’s?
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May 03, 2018 |
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If you don’t stop that I’ll .......
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Apr 26, 2018 |
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Positive parenting is rubbish!
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Apr 19, 2018 |