The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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 Dec 20, 2020

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 Feb 19, 2020
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 May 6, 2019
easily the best podcast with Anthony Jeselnik on it

Description

Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.


Episode Date
No Vagina Elmo
4627
Anthony and Gregg are back after their live show to talk about what they've been up to. Rummy had a large bird in his mouth that scared Anthony, Gregg hasn't been sleeping much at all, and Anthony talks about when he worked at the ArcLight theater. Anthony is looking forward to getting back on the road and Gregg is worried that he isn't happy with the podcast. A man is caught using an Elmo for pleasure on a nanny cam, an incest law is challenged and a woman found out she has two vaginas during childbirth. JRVP also picks a new sign off for the show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 2021
Cocaine 1000
4336
Anthony and Gregg went to dinner together for the first time in a year, and Anthony's dog hates Gregg so much that he made him go home.  Anthony and Gregg battle for who will donate sperm to Erica. We find out "What Would Anthony Do" when an elephant takes a giant piss. Headlines this week include Lil Nas X grinding on Satan, a coach being fired for using slurs as play calls, and a jockey being suspended after testing 1000 times over the cocaine limit. CHOO CHOO.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 2021
Almost the World Record in Australia
4942
JRVP has a big announcement that you can't afford to miss for their 100th episode. Anthony watched the Zack Snyder cut twice and Gregg had to explain to his children "death" to his children. The World Record holder (almost) for masterbating is in some hot water in Australia, a young girl was shot over a clogged toilet and a man is suing a company for using his mother's body for bomb testing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 2021
The Second Worst Christmas Ever
4242
Anthony and Gregg talk about what life will be like after Covid restrictions lift, Anthony's family is in shock over a sad story that happened this past week, and a listener questions how Anthony and Gregg find new and exciting books. JRVP is back with another segment of "What Would Anthony Do starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. A man propped up his dead wife with sunglasses to trick their kids at Christmas, a stolen slide from the park, and some sweet, sweet Rollercoaster lovin' makes the headlines this week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 17, 2021
Twenty Months of Work
3792
Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about being respectful and what they would do in each other's shoes in a new segment (title work in progress). A funeral home is getting some free labor, Papa John is doing the work to clean up his vocabulary, and a Pastor is telling wives that they are too fat and butch.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 2021
Cockadoodle-don't
3716
Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and what it's like to work with the funniest man alive. Anthony thinks having a dog is harder than children, because children don't want to kill each other on the street. Erica reads a fan email in her corner and the guys reflect on Lady Gaga's dog walker being shot, a young girl being killed during an exorcism, and a killer rooster. We have a new favorite spanish rapper, everybody.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 03, 2021
50 Fingers
3993
Anthony forgot Gregg's birthday and also had to drug his dog, Rummy. Anthony, Gregg and Erica talk about who they'd clone and travel with. Headlines this week include a boy who almost became a mashed potato, a gender reveal going wrong, and Dr. Dre's ex not wanting to share clothes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 25, 2021
Overtime is the Right Time
4640
Anthony and Gregg talk about a San Diego trip in which Anthony wasn't invited this time. Erica went horseback riding for Valentines Day and Gregg doesn't remember Anthony's 30th birthday. A man is caught having sex on the job while getting paid overtime for it and a substitute teacher gets caught masterbating in the classroom.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 2021
Your Honorable Man is Mine Now
4343
Anthony and Gregg talk about the usual like Rummy in water, babies in water and Erica in bed. They also talk about the heartbreak of grieving for a close friend and whether talking about that usual nonsense makes you feel better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 2021
Mailbag Spectacular
3863
Mailbag time! Listeners wrote in their questions to our email and Anthony and Gregg answered! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 02, 2021
Electric Crankathon
4162
Anthony finally has power and on the fourth day he said "let there be light." Anthony and Gregg share their memories of Larry King before getting to this week's headlines: more monkey exploitation, a TSA agent tricked a girl for boobs, and a man ran around naked covered in guts carrying his dad's head. Who is the worst cook in America? As always, we close the show with the hot recommendations you can't afford to miss. Like $GME.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 28, 2021
BREAKING NEWS: Jockey Dies Winning Horse Race
4013
Anthony is officially domesticated, cooking in his crock pot daily (5:30) and Gregg talks about how his wife is handling Trump leaving office. (9:20) In Erica's corner, Anthony talks about not changing his standup for other countries or language barriers (21:19). Some uplifting headlines this week: A baby giraffe was killed by it's mother right after birth, a Rabbi claims that the Covid vaccine will make you gay (31:31), a horse jockey died mid horse race from a heart attack (41:20), a pedophile petitioning to change the age of consent dies of Covid (50:05) and a Stalin themed cafe is shut down because well, Stalin. (56:04). Choo Choo! (1:01:04) Gregg recommends an article called "The Plague Year", Ricky Hollywood recommends "Interior Chinatown" and Anthony closes the show with a recommendation for "I am, I am, I am".  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 20, 2021
Cannibal Sex Doll
4545
Anthony and Gregg discuss the Steelers loss to the Browns in the Playoffs and how Anthony put the loss into perspective. Gregg is really into Koalas all of a sudden and Anthony talks about not being able to travel to Thailand. A guy got too drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion, Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and a girl is robbed at gunpoint for a dog. It's not creepy to have a sex doll, but it's very creepy to break it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 12, 2021
Tayna Roberts Finger in the Butt
4393
Welcome to 2021! Anthony, Gregg and Erica recap their wild NYE stories and how a finger in a butt may have saved a life this weekend. Tayna Roberts has passed away, a 3 year old boy was abandoned in the cold before Christmas at a graveyard, and a nurse stripped their PPE to have sex with a COVID patient. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 06, 2021
The Napoleon Complex
5372
Merry Christmas! Anthony ran into Dog Walker Jesus and how Gregg kept Anthony out in his backyard for over an hour on his birthday. We break down Wonder Woman 1984 and how the hell it got made before getting into the best headlines ever: Hilaria Baldwin, a Santa stuck in power lines, and a Covid specimen in a Kohl's box, and the Nashville bomber's cryptic message. You need to listen all the way through to get to the best story of 2020. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 30, 2020
Screw You, Anthony is 42
3825
Anthony turns 42 and wanted to share some of his favorite things: zebras, sex with horses, jewish dating sites and elevator shaft deaths. Leave him a happy birthday review on apple podcasts as a gift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 22, 2020
Iron Crotch Masters
3857
Anthony and Gregg talk about a homeless fan following Anthony and Gregg's family not leaving for the holidays. A man shot his doctor after accidentally ejaculating, China's Iron Crotch Masters fight to keep painful tradition , and the Boy Scouts create a hug booth for the elderly. Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 16, 2020
Hungary for A Neck Beard Orgy
4591
Anthony and Gregg talk about Anthony's new frustrations and stories from when Anthony studied abroad in Germany. Anthony's dog, Rummy, is struggling with some barking and Anthony needs a new hat. This episode features a politician in a gay orgy during lockdown, a man named Adolf Hitler wins an election, Roald Dahl's family apologizes to the public and aliens hiding within us. Lastly, a UK mom is cleared after having sex with a 14 year old. Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 09, 2020
It's a Bird, It's a Page, It's a Penis
3866
Anthony and Gregg talk about their Thanksgiving weekend and give advice on how to tell your family you're moving across the country. Headlines this week are pretty mild: a penis in the sky, Elliot Page, women in men's locker rooms, American assholes, and a selling flight attendant underwear - simple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 02, 2020
Is the Pope the Weakest Link?
4074
Anthony and Gregg are back and talk about how they're prepping for a covid style Thanksgiving. Erica's episode of the Weakest Link on NBC aired and Anthony and Gregg had a lot of questions. The Pope liked some photos he shouldn't have, Santa Claus has immunity ,and penis biting fleas all are featured during this episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 25, 2020
And I lust, animal
4595
This week is crazy... Anthony and Gregg get on Erica for going out of town and then tell their favorite stories from the week: Children playing with bats, women strip searched at the airport, a robot wolf, and a whale being blown to smithereens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 18, 2020
What is a milk bath?
3408
Anthony and Gregg took a trip together and the results are hilarious. They share about their weekend and apologize to Erica for un-inviting her. This week is full of wholesome stories: Alex Trebek has his last moment on earth, a guy bathes in milk, a carrier pigeons message is found from WW1 and a heart transplant is fumbled. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 11, 2020
Sinkhole Full of Rats
3474
Election night is here - we cover it in depth. Coming out, Rats in NYC, Antonio Brown and a decapitated head in a recycling bin. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 04, 2020
Chicken: It's What's For Dinner
3148
This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 28, 2020
Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic
3330
Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 21, 2020
JRVP To Start Banning Holocaust Denial Posts
2962
We're back! Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and how the Lakers winning impacted them. Anthony has a few notes for ATC and Gregg is a total pro who doesn't need to write things down. We take it easy this week with headlines. Holocaust denial posts, machete satanic blood smears on sorority houses, and the Pope welcoming a sex offender. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 14, 2020
When Are They Going To Get to the Vietnamese Condom Factory?
3431
Anthony and Gregg are back to share the latest news about OCTOBER - that everyone needs to hear. Anthony needs a new pair of shorts and Gregg is dealing with a disgruntled neighbor. Cam Newton is dealing with COVID-19 and a Vietnamese Condom factory is being accused of reusing condoms. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 07, 2020
Feel Like I do, Teletubby Jesus
3473
Anthony and Gregg had an eventful week with the Santa Barbara zoo and a kidnapping. Jeremy Renner dropped a new EP but, we think we've outgrown that phase of our JRVP life - we're on to something bigger and better. In this episode we talk about "cakes", lesbian couples chopping people up, and a Russian Jesus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 30, 2020
Pizza! Pizza! Candle! Candle! Epstein!
3586
We're back and as fresh as your mother's candle! Anthony and Gregg get back together for the season 3 kickoff of JRVP to talk about leaving Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, Epstein and candles. Kick back, order a pizza, and listen as we break down the funniest headlines and 20 years of friendship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 23, 2020
JRVP Season 3!
153
Season 3 starts 9/22 with new episodes out every Tuesday! Subscribe! http://bit.ly/JRVPPodcast Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 15, 2020
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
3580
The season 2 finale is HERE. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the past two seasons and what happens next. Will there be a season 3? Will it be with Comedy Central? Is Kim Jong Un dead? So many questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 2020
Sixty Wine and Dine
3079
Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss how they're holding up in the Quarantine and how they're keeping their sanity. Anthony loves the Last Dance documentary and is disappointed Gregg and Erica didn't watch it. An episode full of relationships with chandeliers and Frozen 2 sex logs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 2020
Wellness Check
3471
Anthony and Gregg recap their week in Quarantine and rank the order in which family member of Gregg's should "go" first in the pandemic. They weigh in their opinions on sexting, and also talk about racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 2020
Train vs Boat
2912
Anthony, Gregg, and Erica successfully create their first virtual podcast! Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks and the chance of a season 3 of the podcast and how Gregg is really enjoying quarantine. They talk about who is most likely to survive an apocalypse and a train attempting to crash into a boat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 08, 2020
Bonus "Charity" Episode
1871
We were asked to do a special half hour block of our podcast for charity. We did it. It will not be a part of their live show. Here's what happened. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 02, 2020
Le Magnifique
3388
Anthony. Gregg, and Erica brave the elements and get together to record. Gregg asks Anthony about his tweet storm and why he deleted them before they get into the biggest news of 2020 - a brand new Jeremy Renner EP. Grab your pet crocodile and cuddle up! 66. This episode is brought to you by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 01, 2020
Let Jeremy Renner Bite Your Kid's Shoulder
3527
Coronavirus can't slow down JRVP. Anthony, Gregg and Erica venture out to social distance together to go over the week, child support payments, parties, and how Anthony is losing his mind. What super hero would you let expose themselves and not be upset? This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 2020
Three Words: Exploding Hammer Festival
4254
Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 18, 2020
Spaceturbation
4466
Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 11, 2020
Penis with A Blog
4703
Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades. This episode is brought to you by Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on Apple Podcasts), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 04, 2020
Papa JohnGhazi
4094
Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar. This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 2020
Big Boy Pants
4432
JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers. This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 2020
Muy Caliente Furry Hitler
4757
After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 05, 2020
You can walk, you can run, guns will kill you
4125
It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff. This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped  (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 2020
JRVP - Don't F**k This Up
4357
Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast. This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 15, 2020
Jeremy Renner's 49th Birthday Extravaganza
3902
Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 08, 2020
The Not Christmas Episode Christmas Episode
3409
Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 18, 2019
Baby Shower Gun
4628
Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 11, 2019
Worst Orthodontist Ever
4414
Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it. This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 04, 2019
You're Welcomesgiving
4068
On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 27, 2019
5-Year-Old-Cocaine-Spider-Man
4211
Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine. This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 20, 2019
Total Smoke Show
4266
Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 14, 2019
Common Face
3456
Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 06, 2019
The Gender Is...DEATH
3548
Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans. This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 30, 2019
NFL NEWS AND NEW SEGMENTS
3339
**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice. This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 23, 2019
I Would Not Walk 350 Miles
3471
Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber.  This episode is brought to you by PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 16, 2019
#OctoNoChildPornOber
2480
Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOber This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 02, 2019
Lil Debby in the House
3143
Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 25, 2019
Taking you Down to Chinatown
2816
Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks. This episode is brought to you by The Lead, a podcast by Wondery and The Athletic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 18, 2019
Heaven Finally Has a Name
2727
What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 11, 2019
Yeah, We're Thinking We're Back
3906
We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes. This episode is brought to you by Over My Dead Body by Wondery. Joe Exotic: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/joe-exotic-the-tiger-king-1/id1447892344?i=1000447906130 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 04, 2019
Don't Cry Because It's Over...Smile Because It Happened
2712
The season finale is sadly here. Anthony and Gregg reflect on their favorite moments from season one and what they're looking forward to for season two (fingers crossed!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 03, 2019
LIVE! From Clusterfest
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We made it to San Francisco! Anthony and Gregg do their first (and last?) live show together at Clusterfest, bringing laughter and joy to all the grateful children in the land. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 26, 2019
America's Podcast
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Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how Anthony's drunk podcast landed him in the hospital and Gregg's experience with the Grateful Dead. Erica makes the guys compete in a best friend tag to see who really knows more about the other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 19, 2019
TV Show Done...Podcast Still Going
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A wild night is in store. Anthony's TV show wrapped today putting him in the best mood he's ever been in while recording. Champagne corks are stuck in the ceiling, knees are split open and Gregg and Erica are just trying to keep up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 12, 2019
Locked out of the Network
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Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 05, 2019
Smell What the Rock is Cookin'
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The Rock called Anthony's latest special "brilliant" and Gregg pushes for more love and positivity on the show. Anthony, Gregg and Erica find out what "type of bitch" they are according to Cosmo and Anthony wonders how many people you'd have to murder to make people forget about OJ Simpson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 29, 2019
EPIC GAME OF THRONES FINALE RECAP EPISODE!
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(No spoilers!) All good things must come to an end including HBOs hit series "Game of Thrones". Anthony argues why he should be on the iron throne and why he's also exactly the same as Magic Johnson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 2019
Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat
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Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 15, 2019
The Royal Baby - Smothered and Covered Jeselnik Style
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Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 08, 2019
Fire in the Maternity Ward Special Extravaganza
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The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 01, 2019
Nailing Picture Frames Outside
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Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 2019
The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn
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We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 18, 2019
Toddlers on The Highway
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Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 2019
The Kind Of Lover We Are
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Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 03, 2019
Don't Climax; Become Smarter
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Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 2019
A Rappity Rap Rap
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Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 20, 2019
You Up and Your Wife
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Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 13, 2019
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
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Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 06, 2019
Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy
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Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 20, 2019
Save Us, Lingerie Obama
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Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 13, 2019
The Super Bowl of Poop Flips
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The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 06, 2019
Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End
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Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 30, 2019
Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots
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This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 23, 2019
New Year, New You, New Caravan
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There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 16, 2019
No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore
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Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 09, 2019
More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?
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The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 19, 2018
Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow
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Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 12, 2018
Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin
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It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 05, 2018
Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions
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Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 28, 2018
THE Thanksgiving Special
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How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 21, 2018
Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big
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The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 14, 2018
Election Night Special: Caravan Edition
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Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 07, 2018
Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show
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Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 31, 2018
Crack Teeth
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Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 24, 2018
Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough?
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Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 17, 2018
A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out
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Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 10, 2018
Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling
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You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 03, 2018
A House Divided; Basketball, Basketball, Basketball
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This is a sports show after all. After Anthony and Gregg disagree about their loved ones' opinions, they get into Rob Gronkowski threatening retirement when nearly being traded by the Patriots and the hottest story to ever come out of Buffalo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 26, 2018
Early Retirement, Antonio Brown and the Last Thing to Say Before You Die
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Anthony and Gregg are back and better than ever (some would argue). Find out which NFL player quit and retired during halftime and what basketball star found a person caged in a cab.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 19, 2018
JRVP: Game On
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RJVP is dead. Long live JRVP. Anthony Jeselnik and Gregg Rosenthal reunite for the first episode back in almost three years to discuss a child running on the field during a lightning delay and a football coach getting fired after the possible spiking of water with a male enhancement drug.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sep 12, 2018