Hello Dysfunction
By Hello Dysfunction
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Episodes: 256
Description
Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”
| Episode | Date |
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254: The Rodeo Raper
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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253: Leave William Alone
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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252: Freak Show Menu
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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251: Sophia
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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250: Don't Doorbell Ditch
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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249: The Truth Ain't in You
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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248: Cement Shoes
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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247: Why Aren't We Purging?
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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246: Young Sicko
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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245: Rigamarole
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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244: Donald Duck Setup
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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243: Manipulative Bowel Movement
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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242: Professor of Rats
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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241: It's GOODNIGHT
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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240: My Dad's Dick
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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239: I'm Sorry Officer
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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238: Watermelon and Hammer Pants
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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237: Product of a Sex Appointment
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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236: Another Horny Scorpio
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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235: Thank You White People
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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234: Happy Halloween
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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233: It's My Birthday
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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232: Insatiable
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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231: Funky Clown
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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230: Happy Birthday HD
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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229: Possible Meteor
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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228: She's Hot
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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227: I'm Coming, Daddy
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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226: Stop Talking
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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225: Trig
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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224: Drippy Drippy
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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223: Put On a Tool Belt
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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222: Just Say You're No Fun
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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221: Say Excuse Me
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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220: Murder Deluxe
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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219: Lackadaisical
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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218: Can Crystal Get a Break?
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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217: When a Man Loves a Woman
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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216: 800% Turf Girl
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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215: Bathroom Brawls
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May 26, 2023 |
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214: Act a Fool
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May 20, 2023 |
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213: Whack A Mole
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May 15, 2023 |
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212: Extra, Extra
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May 05, 2023 |
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211: BG and HD
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May 01, 2023 |
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210: Sex Feet
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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209: Big Mama
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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208: Small Town Drunk
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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207: Arch Nemesis
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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206: Wet Irish Meat
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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205: Stay Out There
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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204: Where's Your Teeth?!
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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203: Car Sandwich
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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202: Budget TV Dinners
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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201: Sex Machine
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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200: Hanky
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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199: This Is Honesty Hour
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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198: Brown Couches
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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197: Couch Ham
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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196: A Good Bay Area Welcome
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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195: This Disease I Have
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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194: Who’s Knocking?
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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193: Best Friend Energy - Ad
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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193: Business In The Bathrobe
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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192: Little Mama
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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191: Bang Bang Niner Gang
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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190: Pata Freak
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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189: Ruby Edgewood
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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188: Your Sleeping Bag Stinks
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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187: Small Town Girl
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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186: Her Shoes Don't Fit
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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185: One, Two, Three, Six
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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184: It's Ramen Time
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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183: Murder Was The Case
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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182: Not Classy And Kind Of Annoying
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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181: Contist
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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180: He Was On Demon Time
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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179: Don't Call CPS
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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178: Mexican Violence Juice
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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177: Slugging
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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176: Dickfished
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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175: Betty Gotta Go
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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174: Tweeker Pooh
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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173: Don't Come Here Clean
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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172: Roach Girl
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May 27, 2022 |
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171: We Be Havin' Thangs
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May 20, 2022 |
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170: Little Wet Friend
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May 13, 2022 |
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169: Just Date Crows
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May 05, 2022 |
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168: We're Trying
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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167: Fluffer
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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166: Loser Juice
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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165: Parliament Belt
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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164: Gas Station Pedophile
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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163: It's A Testicle Puzzle
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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162: Galavanting
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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161: Kill Your Rapist
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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160: CREAM
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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159: Move Bitch
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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158: Air Fryer Cult
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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157: Red Rocket
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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156: Phantom Souls
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Jan 22, 2022 |
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155: You Pissed On The Baby
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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154: I Have Good News
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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153: On God's Birthday
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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152: AIDS Staples
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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151: It's a Pussy Wig
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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150: Make Me a Marionette
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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149: Ol' Trusty Red
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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148: Italian Instinct
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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147: I"m a Big Ass Trick
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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146: Why I Didn't Find One?
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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145: You're Not To Be Trusted
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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144: May The Best Pussy Win
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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142: Let's Joust
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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141: Creamies
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Aug 22, 2021 |
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140: And I Wasn't On Drugs
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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139: Meat Sweats
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Aug 05, 2021 |
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138: Hide Your Wieners
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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137: Beefy Mustache
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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136: Pull Those Leggings Down
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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135: Put It In My Dead Mouth
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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134: Discount Code.. Hello
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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133: Don't Judge Me, But...
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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132: Sharing The Dysfunction- feat. Judge Us Not Podcast
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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131: She's A Lot Like The Caldecott Tunnel
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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130: Let's Talk About My Tits
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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129: I'm Sorry, Robyn
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May 27, 2021 |
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128: Thank You Jessica Simpson
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May 20, 2021 |
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127: He Bought Me These Pumps
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May 13, 2021 |
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126: Parsley Pussy
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May 07, 2021 |
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125: Hood Foarder
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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124: Are You Dru Down?
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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123: Liver Spotted Dick
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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122: 2021 Women in Podcasting
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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121: Fuck You And Them Fish
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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120: Side Boob & Stained Holes
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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119: Peeing is OK
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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118: Silly Goose
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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117: Dry Gas
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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116: Who is The Real Throat Goat
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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115: Jacket And Shoes With No Pants On
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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114: Trigger Warning
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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113: “Most Valuble Playa”
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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112: Find My Balls
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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111: Wait, Look At My Socks
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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110: Never Having Sex With You Again
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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109: Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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108: E-40 Raised Me
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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107: I Choose Violence
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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106: Dessert Eggs
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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105: Beautiful
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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104: And Altso
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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103: Vocal Dancing
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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102: Bisexual Criminal
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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101: We're Barbers
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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100: You Better Not Suck It
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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99: Save The Mexican Pizza
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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98: Mrs. Buttersworth
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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97: Don’t Scream In The Bank
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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96: Nose Stink
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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95: Can You Even Fit Your Fingers In There?
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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94: Poop Knife
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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93: Vaginal Preservation
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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92: I'm A Receipt Keeping Bitch
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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91: Ghosts Are Assholes
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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90: The Spence Stinkies
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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89: Maybe Don’t Eat Canned Meat
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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88: Speaking Of Heavy Meats
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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87: Kevin Is Famous
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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86: You Go Fight At Cheese Park
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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85: Just Leave Him
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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84: Always Wipe The Pee Off
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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83: Crest With Sparkles
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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82: She Ate The Carpet
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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81: Bitch, She's On TikTok
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May 28, 2020 |
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80: Is Lucy Missing Money?
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May 20, 2020 |
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79: My Tits Were My Best Personality Trait
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May 14, 2020 |
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78: Your Butthole Is Not For Vengeance
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May 06, 2020 |
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77: Hit It With Something Wet
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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76: Mom’s New Sex Toy
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Apr 16, 2020 |
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75: Sobriety Swim Test
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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74: I LOVE sex
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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73: Keep Cats Out Of Your Ludes
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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72: Pistol Whipping
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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71: That Time I Had Anal Warts
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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70: Just remove the walnut from your butth*le
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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69: Sex Splits
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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68: Wiener Rescue
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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67: Stop Skipping All The Good Parts
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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66: Drink The Power
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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65: PERTENTIAL DANGERS
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Jan 30, 2020 |
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64: Give Me ALL The Sperm
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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63: Are You Leaking?
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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62: Intimate Parts
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret?
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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60: Tammy’s Getting Spanked
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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59: F*CK FRED
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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58: DON’T SPIT START IT
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Dec 04, 2019 |
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57: 15 Dogs Are Missing
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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56: “Two Live Crew”
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Nov 20, 2019 |
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55: Post More Pics of Your Ass
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Nov 13, 2019 |
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54: I Better Not Be Burnt
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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53: 11 Dicks
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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52: Don’t Call It A Pee Pee
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Oct 23, 2019 |
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51: Your Mom Is Not A Drug Dealer
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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50: There IS a limit to a mother’s love
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Oct 03, 2019 |
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49: All I Can Think Of Is John Travolta
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Sep 24, 2019 |
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48: Double D Donyah
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Sep 17, 2019 |
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47: Ancestry is NOT for sex
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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46: I Got Played
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Sep 06, 2019 |
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45: Pilots Be Drunk
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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44: Interracial Gangbang
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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43: Stay Away From Andy
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Aug 06, 2019 |
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42: God is a Dom
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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41: They're Definitely Neighbors
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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40: No New Friends
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Jul 18, 2019 |
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39: "I think Finnish people are cool"
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Jul 09, 2019 |
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38: Hittin Switches
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Jun 26, 2019 |
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37: Piss over ice
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Jun 18, 2019 |
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36: My Whole Life Is A Lie
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Jun 11, 2019 |
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35: Wet n Wild 508
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Jun 04, 2019 |
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34: Ancestry Is Messy
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May 30, 2019 |
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33: "I Murdered Alicia Keys"
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May 21, 2019 |
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32: DAD, DON'T COME IN
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May 14, 2019 |
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The Yee Yee Girls (bonus Episode)
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May 09, 2019 |
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31: Discussing Douches w Strangers
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May 06, 2019 |
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30: Don't Masturbate To Death
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Apr 23, 2019 |
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29: I Like To Get Stretched
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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28: Funerals Should Be Funny
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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27: YOU WEAR FAKE TOES??
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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26: I Hate Babies
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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24: Would You Rather...
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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23: My Penis Was Crying Your Name
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Mar 05, 2019 |
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22: Who Thought This Was A Good Idea
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Feb 27, 2019 |
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21: Stop Petting The Cat and Finish
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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20: Two for Twomp
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Feb 12, 2019 |
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19: Everything Is Gay
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Feb 05, 2019 |
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18: Foreskin & Pepper Spray
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Jan 29, 2019 |
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17: Are You International?
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Jan 22, 2019 |
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16: So Fuckin Majestic
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Jan 15, 2019 |
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15: Stay Outta The Creek
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Jan 09, 2019 |
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14: God's Well
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Jan 01, 2019 |
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13: "Cheese Sandwiches"
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Dec 25, 2018 |
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12: The Playboy Club
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Dec 18, 2018 |
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11: Gramma's Heart Attack
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Dec 11, 2018 |
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10: Parental Advisory
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Dec 04, 2018 |
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9: Weird Sex
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Nov 28, 2018 |
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8: Curing Rickets
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Nov 20, 2018 |
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7: I'm A Doctor
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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6: Gas Station Salad & Dirty Sanchez
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Nov 06, 2018 |
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5: The Stolen Car
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Oct 30, 2018 |
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4: Grandma Candy & Pocket Cheese
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Oct 23, 2018 |
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3: Tether Ball
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Oct 16, 2018 |
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2: Dark Web
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Oct 16, 2018 |
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1: Purple Taser
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Oct 11, 2018 |