Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast
By Goblet Of Wine Productions
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Subscribers: 84
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Episodes: 165
Erik
Feb 16, 2025
I love these ladies! I just love every single episode, their accent, their jokes and everything they touch in each chapter just blows my mind. As myself, I love Harry Potter. Thank you ladies for this sensational podcast. Cheers!
Sidney
Jan 10, 2023
I came here from Fanatical Fics and your episode on there, you charisma and characters were so fun I couldn't help but check it out!
Description
Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book chapter by chapter with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!
The perfect podcast for HP fans who want to revisit the story through an adult lens (AKA, NSFW), and with the added bonus of British accents, Hannah and Charlie lovingly tear apart the books pointing out plot holes, anti-feminist moments, transphobia, fat phobia, and most of all...dick jokes. A unique combination of intelligent literary criticism one minute, and drunken chaos the next, join us on our reminiscent journey.
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Ep 149 - Deathly Hallows 32: Your Consequences Have Actions
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May 01, 2025 |
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Ep. 148 - Deathly Hallows 31.5: Lazy & Dumb
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Ep 147 - Deathly Hallows 31: For Real This Time
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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New Podcast Announcement!
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Ep 146 - Deathly Hallows 30: HOLE IN THE WALL!
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Ep 145 - Deathly Hallows 29: Clamato Strikes Again
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Ep 144- Deathly Hallows 28: This Do Be An Episode
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Driving Home To Norfolk
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Ep 143 - Deathly Hallows 27: Conner4Real
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Ep 140 - Deathly Hallows 24: Burying Donnie In A Shoebox ft. Neil
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Ep 137 - Deathly Hallows 22: Stop The Goats ft. Nikita
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Ep. 136 - Deathly Hallows 20 & 21: The Invisibility Cloak's Glory Hole
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Ep 134 - Deathly Hallows 17: Snakey Mrs B
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Ep 133 - Deathly Hallows 16: She Whips It Out
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May 22, 2024 |
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Ep 132 - Deathly Hallows 15: They're Stinky, They're Smelly
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May 01, 2024 |
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Ep 131 - Deathly Hallows 14: Gregg 2 Electric Boogaloo (JAMES CORDEN TRIGGER WARNING!!!)
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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Ep 127 - Deathly Hallows 8 & 9: YMC(GAY)
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Ep 125 - Deathly Hallows 4 & 5: Ted McDreamy Tonks
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Charlie Abuses Todd
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Ep 124 - Deathly Hallows 2 & 3: Chicken Wine
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Ep 122 - Half Blood Prince: Howlers
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Ep 121 - Half Blood Prince Film: I Laughed So Hard I Queefed
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Ep 117 - Half Blood Prince 27: Avoodle Kadoozle
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Ep 115 - Half Blood Prince 25: I’ve Seen Harry Potter’s Ballsack
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Ep 114 - Half Blood Prince 24: Hannah Eats Charlie
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May 23, 2023 |
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Ep 113 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 2: If I Piss, You Piss ft. Neil
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May 09, 2023 |
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Ep 112 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 1: Charlie Eats Corn ft. Neil (ew)
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Ep 111 - Half Blood Prince 22: Draco’s Lost His Tits
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Ep 109 - Half Blood Prince 20: Hand Puppet Penis
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Ep 108 - Half Blood Prince 19: I Will Go Down With This Ship
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas, Fuck John Mayor
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Ep 103 - Half Blood Prince 14: Eat The Fucking Canaries ft. Swish & Flick
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Ep 102 - Half Blood Prince 13: For Alex
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Ep 101 - Half Blood Prince 12: Virgin And Buried ft. The Gayly Prophet
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Ep 100 - Half Blood Prince 11: LIVE FROM LEAKYCON! - Disgusting Creature & Where To Discover Them
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Ep 99 - Half Blood Prince 10: I Don’t Care If They’re Stuck In The Washing Machine, Put Your Penis Away
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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Ep 98 - Half Blood Prince 9: Mr Big Schlong ft. Nikita
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Ep 97 - Half Blood Prince 8: Tubby Custard Love
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Ep 94 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 2): Harry’s Morning Wood ft. Flyte
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Ep 93 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 1): Just Blow On It, You're A Wizard! ft. Flyte
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Ep 92 - Half Blood Prince 4: Horace Slughorn Is In Your Walls
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May 24, 2022 |
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Ep 91 - Half Blood Prince 3: Hannah Drinks Covid & Fecal Matter
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May 09, 2022 |
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Ep 90 - Half Blood Prince 2: For Abby
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Ep 89 - Half Blood Prince 1: Really Dangerous Soup
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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Ep 88 - Order of the Phoenix: Reading Our Howlers
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Ep 87 - Order of the Phoenix Film: He's Really Proud Of His Owls Ft. Conor
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Ep 86 - Order of the Phoenix 38: Insert Speculum, Twist Speculum
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Ep 85 - Order of the Phoenix 37: “Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep” - Dumbledore
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Ep 84 - Order of the Phoenix 36: Guess Who’s Back
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Ep 83 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 2: Sirius Gets Eliminated ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Love Actually Is All Around (Hogwarts)
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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Ep 82 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 1: #ShackOfWine ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Ep 81 - Order of the Phoenix 34: Daddy Sorry ft. Her Dark Materials
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Ep 80 - Order Of The Phoenix 33: I'm Gunna Rip My Skin Off
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Ep 79 - Order of the Phoenix 32: Ghost Of A Goat
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Ep 78 - Order of the Phoenix 31: WE'RE IN ALBANIA (Let Dumbledore Suck & Fuck)
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Bonus Ep - THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Reacting To Our First Episode
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Ep 77 - Order of the Phoenix 30: Gay Beefcake Centaurs
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Ep 76 - Order of the Phoenix 29: Buttery Nipples
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Ep 75 - Order of the Phoenix 28 Part 2: So Many Dead Ft. Unbitten Podcast
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Ep 74 - Order of the Phoenix 28 Part 1: Portrait Drama Ft. Unbitten Podcast
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Ep 73 - Order of the Phoenix 27: Horse Dick Ft. Potterless
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Ep 72 - Order of the Phoenix 26: It didn't come home
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Ep 71 - Order of the Phoenix 25: Choked By A Pot Plant
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of)
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice.
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo
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May 24, 2021 |
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Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA
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May 10, 2021 |
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Ep 66 - Order of the Phoenix 18-19: Death By Frog Impact
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Ep 65 - Order of the Phoenix 17: That's Not Where They Should Be Fucking
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Ep 64 - Order of the Phoenix 16: The Polar Bear & Giraffe
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Ep 63 - Order of the Phoenix 14 & 15: Harry is Bi ft Sequoia Simone
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Ep 62 - Order of the Phoenix 12 & 13: Harry's Knife Kink
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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Ep 60 - Order of the Phoenix 9: Luna Lovegood (or not)
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Ep 59 - Order of the Phoenix 7-8: Stalking & Getting Ghost by Celebrities
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: As wet as Dobbys sock
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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Ep 57 - Order of the Phoenix 5: We Shotgunned White Claw
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Ep 56 - Order of the Pheonix 3 & 4: Blowing off a Bollock
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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Ep 55 - Order of the Phoenix 1 & 2: At the end of the day, I'm Mrs Figg
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Ep 54 - Goblet of Fire Film: Utter Trash
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Ep 53 - Goblet of Fire 36 & 37: Cornelius Fudge the Beanie Baby
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Bonus Ep - TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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Ep 52 - Goblet of Fire 35: Madam Malkin's Back Room Sex Toy Emporium
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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Ep 51 - Goblet of Fire 33 & 34: RIP Bertha
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Ep 50 - Goblet of Fire 31 & 32: Defeating Bridget Jones' Spanx
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Ep 49 - Goblet of Fire 29 & 30: Dumbledore's Sex Memories
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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Ep 48 - Goblet of Fire 27 & 28: Cum Socks ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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Ep 47 - Goblet of Fire 25 & 26: There's Poop In The Lake
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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Ep 46 - Goblet of Fire 23 & 24: Sneaky Night-time Feet Measuring
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Jul 05, 2020 |
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Ep 45 - Goblet of Fire 21 & 22: The Personification Of Death
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Ep 44 - Goblet of Fire 19 & 20: Death chilling in the three broomsticks
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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Ep 43 - Goblet of Fire 17 & 18: Tubby Custard
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May 25, 2020 |
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Ep 42 - Goblet of Fire 15 & 16: God Save The Dean
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May 11, 2020 |
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Ep 41 - Goblet of Fire 13 & 14: Snape's Owl Fursona
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Apr 27, 2020 |
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Ep 40 - Goblet of Fire 11-12: The Death Troll
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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Ep 39 - Goblet of Fire 9-10: Big Feet Big...
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Mar 30, 2020 |
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Ep 38 - Goblet of Fire 7-8: Kinky Muggle Roleplay
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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Ep 37 - Goblet of Fire 5-6: Hogwarts School Musical
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction
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Dec 24, 2019 |
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Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Dec 23, 2019 |
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Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes
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Dec 09, 2019 |
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Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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Ep 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban 15&16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft
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Nov 11, 2019 |
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Bonus Ep - Charlie Reads Her Shit Fanfiction LIVE
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Nov 05, 2019 |
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Ep 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban 13&14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret ft. Fanatical Fics
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Oct 28, 2019 |
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Ep 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban 11&12: Nuggets
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Oct 14, 2019 |
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Bonus Ep - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
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Oct 12, 2019 |
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Ep 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban 9&10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler
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Oct 10, 2019 |
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Ep 25 - Prisoner of Azkaban 7&8: It Pees When I Burn
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Sep 16, 2019 |
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Ep 24 - Prisoner of Azkaban 5&6: I've Got A Dick In My Cup
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Sep 02, 2019 |
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Ep 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban 3&4: Prisoners of Ouzoban
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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Ep 22 - Prisoner of Azkaban 1&2: Owl Orgies In Norfolk
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Aug 05, 2019 |
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Live from Draigcon! Ft Chris Rankin - Defending Percy Weasley
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Jul 22, 2019 |
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Ep 21 - Chamber Of Secrets Film: The One After Draigcon
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Jul 08, 2019 |
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Ep 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 17&18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane
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Jun 10, 2019 |
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Ep 18 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 13&14: Snape's Furry
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May 27, 2019 |
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Ep 17 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 11&12: Percy's Christmas Day F*CK!
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May 14, 2019 |
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Ep 16 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 9&10: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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Ep 15 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 7&8: The Basilisks Secret Friend
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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Ep 14 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch6: DJ Lockhart and the Curious Kipper ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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Ep 13 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch5: Norfolk'n'Chance ft. Neil MacQuarrie
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Ep 12 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch3&4: The Ouzo Who Must Not Be Named
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Ep 11 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch1&2: Dobby's Schlong
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Feb 18, 2019 |
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Bonus Ep - Reading Charlie's Shit Old Fanfiction
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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Ep 10 - Philosopher's Stone Film: Daddy's Gone Mad, Hasn't He?!
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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Ep 9 - Philosopher's Stone Ch16&17: Don't You Open That Trapdoor
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Jan 20, 2019 |
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Ep 8 - Philosopher's Stone Ch14&15: The Charlie Weasley Bro Code
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Jan 07, 2019 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet of More Mulled Wine: A Very Potter Christmas Quiz
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Bonus Ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas!
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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Ep 7 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch12&13: The Harry Potter Bechdel Test
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Dec 10, 2018 |
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Bonus Ep - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald
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Dec 05, 2018 |
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Ep 6 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch10&11: Hermione the Twisted Fire Starter
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Nov 27, 2018 |
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Ep 5 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch8&9: Hannah Goes Blind
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Nov 12, 2018 |
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Ep 4 - Philosopher's Stone Ch6&7: Revealing Our Houses
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Oct 29, 2018 |
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Ep 3 - Philosopher's Stone Ch4&5: Ariana Grande the Obscurus
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Oct 12, 2018 |
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Ep 2 - Philosopher's Stone Ch3: The Otters Follow Me
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Oct 12, 2018 |
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Ep 1 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch1&2: Meet The Drunks
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Oct 12, 2018 |