Oz 9

By Gated Galaxies

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Subscribers: 359
Reviews: 6
Episodes: 127

2bepainted
 Jan 2, 2023
Came here from Mission to Zyxx. Meh. Nothing terrible, just can't quite get into it.


 Aug 4, 2022

Eric
 Mar 21, 2021
Sci-fi silliness with a great story performed by a wonderful cast. If you don't like it, "it's not my fault."

NGC300
 Nov 30, 2020
Delightfully comic.


 Sep 9, 2019

Description

It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.

Episode Date
episode ninety-seven: Well, this is unexpected
May 11, 2024
episode ninety-six: Why is there a bar on the bridge?
Apr 08, 2024
Check out The Sprouting!
Mar 25, 2024
episode ninety-five: Spill or be spilled
Mar 14, 2024
episode ninety-four: Expensive perfume and cheap shots
Mar 01, 2024
episode ninety-three: A Midsummer Morning After
Feb 14, 2024
episode ninety-two: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this is
Feb 04, 2024
episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness day
Jan 18, 2024
episode ninety: Science makes me affectionate
Jan 02, 2024
episode eighty-nine: Adorable and very merchandisable
Dec 17, 2023
Bonus: Take the planet
Nov 23, 2023
episode eighty-eight: A hairball in your haggis
Nov 19, 2023
episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?
Nov 05, 2023
episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cow
Oct 01, 2023
Bonus: Oz 9 Meet the Characters
Sep 17, 2023
Bonus: Meet Jonathan Pezza of Curious Matter Anthology!
Sep 10, 2023
episode eighty-five: Dirty, greasy oligarchs
Aug 02, 2023
episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid?
Jul 18, 2023
episode eighty-three: In short, she is baked
Jun 11, 2023
Bonus: Livestream for the Cure and Oz 9
May 14, 2023
episode eighty-two: Keep your knickers out of the biscuit tin
May 11, 2023
episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreen
Apr 12, 2023
Bonus: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed pie
Mar 10, 2023
Bonus Discussing Oz 9: Hiatus Episode
Feb 22, 2023
Bonus: Enough with the toad orgy, Two
Feb 08, 2023
episode eighty: Oh my giddy aunt
Dec 31, 2022
episode seventy-nine: Sand where no man is making pearls
Oct 23, 2022
episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings?
Sep 25, 2022
episode seventy-seven: Mind the disco ball
Aug 28, 2022
episode seventy-six: Covered in goat dung and yodelers
Aug 14, 2022
episode seventy-five: Mad stories of trampled relatives
Jul 31, 2022
episode seventy-four: You know where the porn stash is
Jul 17, 2022
episode seventy-three: Is that a Giant Turnip?
Jun 30, 2022
episode seventy-two: Cahooty
Jun 11, 2022
Bonus: Oz 9 Past, present, and (dare we say it) future
Jun 10, 2022
NEWTS!
Jun 09, 2022
episode seventy-one: Rumblings in the astral region
Apr 11, 2022
episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots?
Mar 21, 2022
episode sixty-nine (giggle): Tighter than a Minnesotan Manhole
Feb 24, 2022
episode sixty-eight: Hold our swamp hooch
Jan 24, 2022
episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foam
Jan 06, 2022
episode sixty-six: Feels super bowel-y in here
Dec 20, 2021
episode sixty-five: Astronauting is a lonely business
Nov 22, 2021
episode sixty-four: Three rights and a left
Nov 08, 2021
episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatzi
Oct 24, 2021
episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrus
Oct 04, 2021
episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuver
Sep 20, 2021
Bonus: Oz 9 episode X-1
Sep 12, 2021
Bonus: Oz 9 chat, part deux
Aug 29, 2021
Bonus Oz 9 "the hiatus ate us" chat
Aug 20, 2021
episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotch
Jul 11, 2021
episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.
Jun 16, 2021
episode fifty-eight: Spucked into sace
May 17, 2021
episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledy
May 03, 2021
episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubt
Apr 19, 2021
Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2)
Mar 28, 2021
episode fifty-five: Monkey Man, gather the sweets
Mar 22, 2021
episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fear
Mar 03, 2021
episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her?
Feb 15, 2021
episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böckling
Feb 01, 2021
episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpurs
Jan 17, 2021
Bonus: Oz 9 It doesn't get much more trivial than this
Jan 04, 2021
Bonus: The Oz 9 Night Before Christmas
Dec 25, 2020
Bonus Diary of a Oz9ivist: Is this a cheese dream?
Dec 06, 2020
episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad Patter
Nov 22, 2020
episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauce
Nov 09, 2020
episode forty-eight: We only have three minutes
Oct 25, 2020
episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord Lunchable
Oct 11, 2020
episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackers
Sep 27, 2020
episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting?
Sep 13, 2020
episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this position
Aug 30, 2020
episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pile
Aug 16, 2020
episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walk
Aug 09, 2020
episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mail
Jul 19, 2020
Bonus: Oz 9 hiatus episode: We'll always have ...
Jul 12, 2020
Bonus Oz 9: The Season Two Crew
Jul 05, 2020
Bonus: The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge
Jun 09, 2020
episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hair
May 24, 2020
episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispy
May 10, 2020
episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technician
Apr 26, 2020
episode thirty-seven: Hung up like a deli chicken
Apr 12, 2020
episode thirty-six: There once was a garçon from Bordeaux
Mar 30, 2020
episode thirty-five: Rabid egret eggs and something vaguely chivelike
Mar 15, 2020
episode thirty-four: Fly, you beautiful bastard, fly
Mar 01, 2020
episode thirty-three: If you say so, Frog Butt
Feb 16, 2020
episode thirty-two: It's stuck in my cravat
Feb 02, 2020
Bonus episode thirty-one and a half: Scrummy nuns and dodgy deacons
Jan 19, 2020
episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugs
Jan 12, 2020
episode thirty: There's an armpit method?
Dec 29, 2019
Bonus episode twenty-nine and a half: The Annual Assassins Holiday Dinner
Dec 25, 2019
episode twenty-nine: A rather amorous gecko
Dec 15, 2019
episode twenty-eight: Not a sane pair of lederhosen on this ship
Dec 01, 2019
episode twenty-seven: Too chiseled to burn
Nov 17, 2019
episode twenty-six: The death of Karen
Nov 03, 2019
Bonus: It's an Oz 9 Halloween
Nov 01, 2019
episode twenty-five: Hey, Doc, can I pet this?
Oct 13, 2019
episode twenty-four: Is it really an esophagus anymore?
Sep 29, 2019
Bonus episode twenty-three and a half: Can you give yourself the finger?
Sep 22, 2019
episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vun
Sep 15, 2019
episode twenty-two: It wasn't an olive
Sep 01, 2019
episode twenty-one: You're not getting a tombstone
Aug 18, 2019
Bonus Oz 9 hiatus episode All Together Now
Aug 11, 2019
Bonus Hiatus episode 2: And the Rest
Aug 01, 2019
Bonus Cast interviews: Colin, Leet, LBF, the Albatros
Jul 21, 2019
episode twenty: In space, no one can hear you stupid
Jul 14, 2019
episode nineteen: Peeing in a bucket and eating pocket lint
Jun 30, 2019
episode eighteen: I speak a little oregano
Jun 16, 2019
Bonus episode seventeen and a half: Between the wormhole and the Rinse McGoo
Jun 09, 2019
episode seventeen: So the deed could not be done
Jun 02, 2019
episode sixteen: We are not breathing the passengers
May 19, 2019
episode fifteen: Heroic Running!
May 05, 2019
Bonus episode fourteen and a half: Deep breath and follow the doors
Apr 28, 2019
episode fourteen: Of baguettes and bastards
Apr 21, 2019
episode thirteen: Aim for the mime
Apr 07, 2019
Bonus: Oz 9 Mini Episode 10 and a half
Mar 31, 2019
episode twelve: A bucket full of mime
Mar 24, 2019
episode eleven: She might do some lasting pickles
Mar 10, 2019
episode ten: Fixing the ejaculax
Feb 24, 2019
episode nine: Mind the gap
Feb 11, 2019
episode eight: Things that go stupid in the night
Jan 30, 2019
episode seven: The biggest bunch of mindless wankers
Jan 13, 2019
episode six: Dark and starting to collect liquid
Jan 07, 2019
episode five: There's a zombie in the corridor
Dec 23, 2018
episode four: Space is great for sulking
Dec 13, 2018
episode three: Great heaving chesticles
Dec 04, 2018
episode two: I had a cake all to meself
Nov 24, 2018
episode one: What the f&#* is that smell??
Nov 18, 2018