Stiff Socks
By Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein
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Episodes: 367
Description
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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228: DiGiorno's Deep D*ck Pizza
4967
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The boys cover a lot of ground in this one - from Michael getting absolutely DOMMED by a lady, to why beautiful women always seem to be on boats, and why James Harden gets his basketball powers from local strip clubs. They also decide that wind is dumb and hear from a listener that reaallyyyy loves music festival season. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off ANYTHING you order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com |
May 31, 2023 |
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Grill Master On Head Duty
682
The boys riff on warm up porn, nut baths, and Jack’s method to guarantee you have a wet dream. They also hear from a listener that took a left turn while jerkin’ it and try to figure out how to say cooter while you dirty talk. S C I E N C E.
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May 30, 2023 |
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227: RiFF SOCKS ft. RiFF RAFF
4509
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The boys are joined by the neon icon himself - RiFF RAFF - to discuss why Florida rules, what it was like making music with Mac Miller, and why RiFF should have his own line of crayola crayons. They also hear from a listener with a step-mom problem and decide once and for all if aliens are real. See Trevor on tour at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com See Michael on tour at https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/stiff Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. |
May 24, 2023 |
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226: Pipes Per Capita
5194
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The scientists are back to get into the important topics of the day, like why are Waffle Houses horny? And are nachos a sexy food for a lady to order? And can you ever ask a woman out at brunch? They also hear from a listener who has a lot of guilt and decide that it should be illegal to bring your dog to the gym. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first purchase when you download the app and make an account with code SOCKS. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 40% off your first box with code socks40 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks40 Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks |
May 17, 2023 |
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Wake N' Shake
737
The boys are back to yell about bringing babies to breweries, how mobsters have no sense of humor, and what the drunkest jobs in America are. They also wonder about getting fucked by a drone in a K-Mart and hear from a listener in an age-gap relationship.
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May 15, 2023 |
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225: Fingered In the Jaguar ft. Girls Gotta Eat (Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine)
5092
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The boys are joined by Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine of Girls Gotta Eat to discuss some serious stuff - like how to tell your partner about your micropenis, why women can JO on planes, and how pegging isn’t really a relationship activity. They also learn about how Trev has improved his bedroom game and hear from a listener that sustained a pretty wild sex injury. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at https://www.girlsgottaeat.com Learn about Vibes Only at https://vibesonly.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. |
May 10, 2023 |
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224: Most Dangerous Fleshlight Ft. Sam Morril
5455
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The boys are joined by the hilarious Sam Morril to riff on the ugliest cities in America, almost getting robbed in Baltimore, and the best way to disappoint your parents. They also hear from a listener that is a professional member of the mile high club and try to figure out the best places to have sex in public in NYC. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code socks Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.mysheetsrock.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get an instant deposit match up to $100 with our code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks |
May 03, 2023 |
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Plop Dick, Drop Dick
660
We've got a wild one --The boys riff on spicy link scavenger hunts, drunk philanthropy, and dropping dick off at FedEx. Blau also had a wild hookup and the boys discover an insane Onlyfans girl thanks to a listener submission.
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May 01, 2023 |
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223: Facetune a D*ck Pic Ft. Giggly Squad (Hannah Berner x Paige DeSorbo)
4989
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The boys are joined by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of Giggly Squad to illuminate some important truths: like why girls give pretend rimjobs, why every dude is hard on a flight, and how it’s impossible to watch porn with your girlfriend. They also help listeners with approaching their fetishes and debate whether it’s ok to JO to your friends’ pictures. Follow Hannah at https://www.hannahberner.com Follow Paige at https://paigedesorbo.komi.io Follow Giggly Squad at https://giggly-squad.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase when you download the app. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks50 with code socks50 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.Shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. |
Apr 26, 2023 |
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222: Throatmates
4464
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The boys are back with lots to get into - like how Trev ran into a celebrity with cum on his shirt, Michael met the woman of his dreams in Richmond, Virginia, and Trevor brought too many condoms to Coachella. They also discuss why so many beautiful women go to art school and help a listener with phone sex. Science. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with the code STIFF at https://manscaped.com Thanks to PayPal Honey For sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off anything you order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code SOCKS. |
Apr 19, 2023 |
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Ding Dong Dick
669
The boys riff on DIY colonoscopies, curing loneliness by banging your mattress, and unbox a thoughtful gift from Jack. They also give advice to a listener about giving a good birds and the bees talk and hear about how Trev for real bought a real book.
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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221: Live, Laugh, Tug
4391
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The boys riff on sucking your own dicc in a bunk bed, figure out the physics of giving road head to a lady, and learn what the world's most dangerous sex position is. They also discuss why Trev lost faith in humanity, Michael's me-day, and hear from a listener about how she picked a guy for a one night stand. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and your first box ships free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks50 with code socks50 |
Apr 12, 2023 |
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220: Dicked Down On A Deck? ft. Jeff Wittek
5264
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The boys are joined by the legend Jeff Wittek to riff on how Jeff lost his virginity, why dudes go naked at Equinox, and the future of AI dick pics. They also hear debate the proper way to ketchup and learn about the worst haircut Jeff ever gave to a celebrity.
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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Standing Hoevation ft. Che Durena
1362
The guys are joined by comedian Che Durena to riff on the differences between American and Canadian STD’s, what Kanye is like in bed, and what the biggest object is that you can fit in a foreskin. They also learn about the fabled Reddit Cum Box and debate the best way to spend a single historical nut.
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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219: Autoblow On The Autobahn
4342
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They boys riff on AI Suckbots, Chris Brown lapdances, and doing the sex on Google Street View. They also discuss how Trev's weekend college show went wrong and hear from a listener that got some outlandish dirty talk. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Conzuri for sponsoring this episode. Get 45% off your order with code STIFF at https://www.conzuri.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.tryfum.com with code SOCKS Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off a subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS |
Mar 29, 2023 |
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218: No Cucks In Boston ft. Brianna Chickenfry
4136
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The boys are joined by Brianna Chickenfry (Plan Bri, BFF’s Podcast) to discuss doing mushrooms at Disneyland, the perks of dating a sex robot, and what Dave Portnoy is actually like. They also debate open marriages, swiping and driving, and hear from a listener that has a wild use for a lava lamp. Follow Bri at @briannalapaglia Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks |
Mar 22, 2023 |
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Horny For Ham
667
The boys riff on post-nut conversations, blowing up your dad's favorite car, and the best Subway ingredients to JO with. They also decide the age where you have to stop showing up to your frat and discuss the difficulties of telling a hookup what you actually like in bed.
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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217: Topped Off at Top Golf
5102
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The boys riff on Pi Day hoes, annoying unwritten dating rules, and whether or not JOing first thing in the morning is insane person behavior. They also hear from a listener that got walked in on by Grandma and decide that being Drake's therapist is a tough job. Help us get to know you with this quick audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your Liquid Death apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/day trial at https://shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 60% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks60 with code socks60. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with code SOCKS at https://www.TryFum.com. Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff |
Mar 15, 2023 |
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Good Cum, Bad Cum
606
The boys riff on what it’s been like being single, an insane British dating show called Naked Attraction, and who would make a better quarterback. They also hear from a listener that went a little heavy on the numbing spray.
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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216: Pavlov's Nut w/ Dr. Drew
4856
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The boys are joined by the legend himself, Dr. Drew Pinksy. They get to the bottom of Michael’s foot fetish, discuss the implications of adult VR content on society, and riff on everything from why we date people that look like our parents to the dangers of cumming so hard you bleed a little bit. Like we always say: SCIENCE. PODCAST. WE NEED YOUR HELP! It would mean a lot if you could fill out this audience survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/stiffsockspatreon Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. |
Mar 08, 2023 |
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Honey HooHoo
688
The boys riff on the Murdaugh Murders, VR foot porn, and doing standup in front of your parents. They also hear from a listener that put a cooter in a cast and hear about why Trev got horned up making a grilled cheese.
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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215: The Horniest Airbnb EVER
3691
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They boys riff on the best ways to bang in a sex swing, Michael almost swinging at a restaurant employee, and whether or not everyone shaves their butt. They also hear from a listener that’s a professional at jerking off. Science. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com |
Mar 01, 2023 |
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214: One Handed Belt w/ Matt Rife
4310
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Matt Rife joins the pod to riff on finding God in a North Hollywood strip club, which foods would make the best sex toys, and which famous wife slid in the DMs. They also debate whether recycled nudes are OK and decide that some pornstars need to get a better dick. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-a-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff Thanks To Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com/ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. |
Feb 22, 2023 |
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Coat Full of P*ssy
663
The boys riff on easy bake cooters, bombing on a date, and the insane way Michael used to impress women. They also pick an official podcast football team, share some recent flight fights, and argue about how to ruin a sandwich.
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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213: Guys' Worst Icks w/ Hannah Berner
5369
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The boys are joined by comedian Hannah Berner to riff about how everything’s an ick, the perils of shower anal, and why every guy should be eating more fish. They also help a listener with the rules of porn in relationships and review each other’s Wikifeet pages. Thanks to Füm for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on the Journey pack with code SOCKS at https://www.tryfum.com Thanks to Hellofresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off an free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60-day free trial with code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com |
Feb 15, 2023 |
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212: Long Dick Division
3853
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The boys take it back to school — they try to remember how many oceans there are and how to do long division. They also determine that silent motor boating is unacceptable, try to figure out a good gift for Mark Cuban, and hear from a listener that had an inappropriate interaction at a hospital. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS in the app or at https://www.prizepicks.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com |
Feb 08, 2023 |
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D*ck in a Zoo
706
Trev watched Milf Manor, so the boys riff on that and some other truly insane TLC reality shows, plus doing the sex with coffee breath, and getting jerked off by a pedestrian. They also hear from a listener that claims they drive the ultimate fuckmobile.
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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211: Stiff Socks Therapy with Therapy Gecko
4724
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The boys are joined by the man, the myth, the gecko - Therapy Gecko. They wax philosophical about their insecurities, the healing power of jokes, whether this is all a simulation, and what we can all learn from gooners. They also hear from a listener that has an interesting way to jerk it in the family home and get Lyle’s professional opinion on incest. Catch Therapy Gecko on tour! Tickets at https://www.therapygeckotour.com Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 22 meals free at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks22 with code socks22. Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app free at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS |
Feb 01, 2023 |
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210: Backstroke In The Badussy
4096
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The boys riff on how Trevor met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get it FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/stiff |
Jan 25, 2023 |
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Cockbuster
827
The boys investigate why Jack spent $200 of podcast money on Iggy Azalea’s Onlyfans, riff on the difficulties of getting p*ssy pics at the gym, and hear from a listener about a dude that acted weird after cumming.
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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209: Live From The AVNS with Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko
3886
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The boys set up shop in the Brazzers booth at the 2023 AVNs to riff with an all-star team of guests: Abella Danger, Cherie Deville, Alexis Fawx, and Therapy Gecko. They learn what actually goes down in Vegas hotels during the convention, who Abella’s biggest awards competition is, how a gecko beats its meat, and why the best squirters drink pedialyte. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 Day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS |
Jan 18, 2023 |
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This Cock Don't Talk
673
The boys riff on the macroeconomics of being horny, how young Trev had an ongoing relationship with a stuffed gorilla, and how Jesus could got hoes at a Christian university. They also hear from a listener that had a bad time in Japan.
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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208: What Happens In Vegas... w/ Yung Gravy & Lisa Ann
4089
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The boys are joined by Yung Gravy and Lisa Ann during AVN week to get the scoop on their relationship, discuss the pros and cons of morning jerk offs, and find out whether or not Gravy bangs like a pornstar. They also hear from a listener that has the key to the ultimate nut. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 21 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks21 Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or with the Prizepicks app. |
Jan 11, 2023 |
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207: Deep Sea Tit Fishing
4304
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The boys riff on the best exotic pets, saying thank u after sex, and how Trev had an insane birthday party. Plus wild shroom thoughts, the perils of sucking your own dick, and why not to get advice from a guy in sweatpants at the strip club. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with code SOCKS |
Jan 04, 2023 |
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What That P**sy Do?
534
The boys review Michael's old modeling photos, wonder why moms were always trying to set you up with their friends' kids, and hear about Michael's holiday wet dream. They also hear from a listener that had a weird hookup and then pick out some men's lingerie.
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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206: 2022’s Top P*rnstars Revealed…
4623
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The boys dive deep into Pornhub’s 2022 Year In Review and riff on the top stars of the year, which states had the horniest searches, and how Hooters can use the data to rebrand for Gen Z. They also hear from a listener that got an interesting nut off and try to figure out if Jesus was laying pipe or not. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to FitBod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get an instant deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com with code SOCKS |
Dec 28, 2022 |
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Speed Bumpy Fucky Time
503
The boys get deep with a long conversation about true love and finding "the one", but first they riff on the funniest thing to hear after sex, doubling down on numbing cream, and how Michael got so horny he forgot how to use a computer. Plus we hear from listeners about great Christmas gifts and the worst way to lose your virginity.
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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205: Fingered By the Moon ft. Nick Swardson
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The boys are joined by the legend Nick Swardson to riff on embarrassing yourself in front of Snoop Dogg, why the Blockbuster CEO still has beef with Nick, and how the blue ladies in Avatar could get that work. They also hear the story about Nick’s first Comedy Central special and help a listener with a Christmas present for her boyfriend. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or when you download the app. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy any 3-month plan and get 3 more months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Fansly for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE extended trial subscription with code SOCKS at https://www.fansly.com |
Dec 21, 2022 |
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GILF Manor
700
The boys riff on listener questions about GILFs, vasectomies, and standing out on dating apps. They also discuss the insane way Michael jerks off in the bathroom and hear from a listener about shaving your ass for a cougar.
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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204: Necked Up In a Neck Brace
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The boys riff on 3AM sex propositions, hanging out with your neighbors that have heard you doing the coitus, and how Jack probably has CTE. They also share some of their very early stand-up material and hear from a listener whose boyfriend got really offended about coming too quick. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 18 free meals and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks18 Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order at https://www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS |
Dec 14, 2022 |
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203: Porn on a Plane
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The boys try to figure out the best way to close porn on a flight, decide that libraries are just public goon caves, and hear about how Trev got 50 Shades of Friendzoned. They also give a listener some bro code advice and learn that sometime Michael beats it to ads. HUH?? Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Save 10% on your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off anything at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com and use promo code SOCKS for an instant deposit match up to $100. |
Dec 07, 2022 |
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Dunkin' Dickin' Donuts
526
Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science.
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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202: Oklahoma Gooners
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The boys plan out some birthday sex, debate if Trev jerks off like a psychopath, and react to AI generated portraits of themselves. They also hear from a listener with a cum eating fetish and wonder what the worst dirty talk is. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS |
Nov 30, 2022 |
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Kettle Bell That P*ssy
539
Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns.
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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201: Food Coma F*ckin' (Theon Von Drops In 2.0)
4695
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The boys riff on the best thanksgiving foods to use in the bedroom, how to get laid in your hometown, and how everytime you cum it’s draft day. Theo Von also stops by to discuss what kind of truck his dick would drive, and the boys hear from a listener who cried during a BJ. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy 3 months and get 3 months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff |
Nov 23, 2022 |
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200: EA Sports: It's In the Cum
3882
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The boys riff on how Trev is the Brian Scalabrine of sex, failing to cum in a dream, and running errands after coitus. They also hear from a listener with an interesting JO method and learn that Michael wants to raw dog an alien. Thanks to Seatgeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off + free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS |
Nov 16, 2022 |
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Horniest Place On Earth
558
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The boys riff on People's Sexiest Man Alive 2022 announcement, dating Kylie Jenner, and whether or not a Minnie Mouse costume is hot. They also help a listener with some sex-with-desserts advice and hear a couple of Coptin GeGe impressions. |
Nov 14, 2022 |
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199: Nut November w/ Angela White
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The boys are joined by adult performer Angela White to riff on why libraries are so hot, what happens when you cum too quick in the blowbang, and how Angela has a plan to make you fail No Nut November. They also help a listener exploring cuckoldry and debate the age old question: Whose cum is it really? Find more of Angela at https://www.AngelaWhite.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS when you download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks |
Nov 09, 2022 |
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P*ss, P*ss, Pass
570
The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice, and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent.
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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198: One Tit at a Time
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They boys riff on Trev’s changing nipple color, Megan Fox’s extremely hot halloween costume, and doing good deeds to get hoes. They also hear from a listener that had a bad anniversary and pick which ancient erotic art they could use to get a nut out. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com |
Nov 02, 2022 |
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197: Halloween Wh*re Nights
5482
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It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. |
Oct 26, 2022 |
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196: RumpelForeskin
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The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 with code socks65. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 dollars with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or when you download the PrizePicks app. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS |
Oct 19, 2022 |
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Trev & Michael Get Their Tarot Cards Read
584
To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds.
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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195: Shaking Ass Sober Ft. Tana Mongeau
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The boys are joined by the legend Tana Mongeau to talk about how Trev met Tana on the worst night of her life, why women love fall so much, and why Stiff Socks should be the new creative directors for Tana’s Onlyfans. They also hear from a listener with a staircase fetish and try to figure out why Michael’s so into post-nut shopping. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS |
Oct 12, 2022 |
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Meat Night
476
The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull.
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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194: Post Cuck Regret
4725
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The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct way to pee. Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a new wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.Betterhelp.com/SOCKS |
Oct 05, 2022 |
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Pegged By the Polar Express
630
The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time.
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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193: We Interviewed Trevor's Dad!
4627
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The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://breathefum.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks |
Sep 28, 2022 |
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192: GothTHICC
3905
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The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a $100 instant deposit match with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or on the Prize Picks app. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65 |
Sep 21, 2022 |
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We Bought Tommy Lee's Onlyfans
586
The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all the fuss is about.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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191: She-Hulk Got Cakes
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The boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. |
Sep 14, 2022 |
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190: Horny For Hiking
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The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get free access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackBone.com/SOCKS |
Sep 07, 2022 |
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Michael F*cks Too Loud?
647
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The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem. |
Sep 04, 2022 |
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189: The Jack Shack ft. Lena the Plug & Adam22
4993
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The boys are joined by the Lena the Plug & Adam22 to riff on riff on why colonoscopy cameras are the next evolution of P.O.V. videos, the challenges of designing a podcast set that’s also good for porn, and why banging in an Easter Bunny outfit is better than you’d think. Check out Plug Talk at https://www.onlyplugtalk.com, Touchy Subject at https://www.touchysubjectpodcast.com, and No Jumper at https://www.nojumper.com Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or on the PrizePicks app. Thanks to True Classic for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.trueclassic.com |
Aug 31, 2022 |
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Horny For Plants
577
The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla.
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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188: Don't Judge a Book by Its Cooter
4642
The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is.
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Jerked Off in a Jiffy Lube
571
The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk.
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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187: Getting a Nut Off w/ Whitney Cummings
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The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home.
Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com |
Aug 17, 2022 |
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186: Bobbin for Assholes (Theo Von Drops In!)
3567
The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana.
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Rest in Penis
641
The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons.
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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185: The Boys Enter the Head-o-verse
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The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is.
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Cock Collar
676
The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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184: My Grandma is a Swinger?!
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The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree.
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Capri-Cum
541
The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion.
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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183: Dippin' Dot Thots
5057
The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend.
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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182: Tele-CUM-nesis
4048
The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry.
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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181: Addison Rae's Dad is For THE STREETS
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The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. They also play the noise cancelling headphone game, debate the Mt. Rushmore of pornstars, and hear from a listener about the politest form of pimping.
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Hall Pass Hail Mary
516
The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone.
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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180: Trevor Cums WHERE???
4747
The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital.
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Trev's Suburban Adventures
592
The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much money they make. They also help a listener decide if he should bang the homie's mom and get an update on the PlayStation 3Some.
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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179: Masturbation Manifesting W/ Annie Lederman (Trash Tuesday)
4831
The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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The Hooters Supply Chain
564
The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way.
Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jun 20, 2022 |
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178: I'd Still Date Amber Heard
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The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube.
Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ with promo code STIFF Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs of AG1 at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS |
Jun 15, 2022 |
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Piped Out by Gallagher
696
The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat, and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident.
Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jun 13, 2022 |
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177: Sex Robots are HERE!
4031
The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship.
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Top Cum
665
The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions.
Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jun 07, 2022 |
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176: The Cum Quick Challenge
5144
The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang.
Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress order and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. |
Jun 01, 2022 |
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The Power Dynamics of Pegging
635
The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris.
Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 31, 2022 |
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175: Double Mommy Action ft. Cherie Deville
4413
The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a part of, and why some studios fly in a stunt nutter. They also help a listener that got some bad news from his girlfriend and learn about Cherie's No Vagina List.
Follow Cherie on instagram @cheriedevillexo Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card that's right for you at https://www.creditkarma.com |
May 25, 2022 |
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174: Mama GOT cum cum
4298
The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm.
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May 18, 2022 |
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Restless Clit Syndrome
636
The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms.
Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 17, 2022 |
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seX-Games ft. Lisa Ann (Live Bonus Episode @ Netflix is a Joke Festival)
4351
The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger.
Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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May 16, 2022 |
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173: Casting Couch Chronicles ft. Lisa Ann
3529
Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE.
BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday! Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and follow @thereallisaann on all platforms. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquid-iv.com/ Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year FREE of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS |
May 11, 2022 |
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Suck n' Tuck
672
The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off.
Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 09, 2022 |
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172: Spotify Has P*rn??
4281
The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama.
Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks |
May 04, 2022 |
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171: GIRLS GONE THIGH'LD
3839
The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating.
Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS. |
Apr 27, 2022 |
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Gabe Gets a Yaris Tattoo
808
Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE. |
Apr 25, 2022 |
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170: Hoechella at Coachella
4124
The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law.
Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com |
Apr 20, 2022 |
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169: Craigslist Cooter
4054
The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a.
Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com |
Apr 13, 2022 |
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Hams Over Miami
674
The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth.
Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Apr 11, 2022 |
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168: The Top 10 Sexiest Jobs
4468
The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet.
Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks |
Apr 06, 2022 |
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Flip That Flounder
715
The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step dad.
Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Apr 04, 2022 |
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167: Jake Paul VS. Will Smith
4551
The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy.
Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks |
Mar 30, 2022 |
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166: Bobby Lee's El Camino C*ck
5990
The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy.
Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with code stiffsocks16 |
Mar 23, 2022 |
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Oh No, Step Bro... I'm Your Wife
670
The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed some cues at Trevor's show.
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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165: Apple's New Emojis are HORNY
4123
The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass.
Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com |
Mar 16, 2022 |
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Papa Nut
718
The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President.
Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Mar 14, 2022 |
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164: Trevor Wallace's Biggest Secret
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Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine.
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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163: Trevor & Michael's Bra-off Challenge
4142
The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied.
Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Use code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.com for 30% off. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com |
Mar 02, 2022 |
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Hoes in Hoboken with Akaash Singh
598
Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2 podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot fetish.
Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Mar 01, 2022 |
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162: Julia Fox Has an Oscar Ass
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The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one.
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Sex Club Karaoke
515
The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark.
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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161: Tinder Swindler Has a DONG!
4307
The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into.
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Bellybutton Deepthroat
776
The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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160: Bang Like a Pilgrim with Emily Willis
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The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn.
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Piped Out in the Weinermobile
696
The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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159: How To Slide In Her DMs with Sofia Franklyn
3538
The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish.
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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158: NFTitty with Mia Malkova
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The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast.
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Topped Off For a McChicken
724
The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure out how to please his girls very specific kink.
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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157: Money B*tch Bezos
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The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live.
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise
3356
The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter.
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Holographic Strippers
658
The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit.
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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155: Reviewing Most Watched P-Hub Content of 2021
4290
The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer.
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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4D Print a Pocket P**sy
687
The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years ago.
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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154: Frozen Hot Dog Hooha
3815
The boys riff on how Trevor was a late bloomer, why reverse cowgirl is overrated, and how Michael should definitely sell his card collection. We also get an update on the legendary cum closet and hear from a listener about some painful dorm room sex.
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Yelp a Sex Club
544
The boys riff on Michael getting scammed, Trev's foray into reddit jerk offs, why people go wild for t-shirt cannons, and how NFTS are just modern day beanie babies.
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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153: Trevor Gets Some Foot Action
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The scientists discuss getting topped off in the metaverse, wonder if head is better now than in the past, and hear about how Trevor took a page out of Blau's book and celebrated the holidays with a little bit of FOOT ACTION (!!!). They also riff on the sexiest fruits, optimal vagina tempertures and whether or not they'd get buried or cremated.
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Michael's El Pollo Loco Fight Night
735
The boys riff on how scary Amazon is, wonder if Warren Buffet is a hoax, and debate which sandwich is the most bangable. They also discuss the work n' jerk and hear about Michael's recent experience at an El Pollo Loco.
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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152: The Two-Tone Bone
4018
The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas.
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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CSI: Thigh-ami
710
The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10 year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a presidential election.
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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151: Getting Blue Balled with Bradley Martyn
3695
The boys are joined by podcaster, youtuber, all-around buff guy Bradley Martyn for a wild ride of a conversation about starting an Onlyfans, getting footjobs in Costa Rica, and what it's like to be super strong with a hog. They also riff on rub n' tugs and help a listener who can't stop jerkin' it. SCIENCE.
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Yes, SIR.
659
The boys went live, riffed on Blau's vacation, sexual fantasies, switching bodies with Jack Harlow, and much more.
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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150: Michael's Magic Mike Days
3928
The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC.
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Long Dong Silvers
733
The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind.
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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149: Ground HOG Day
3663
The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science.
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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You Bukkake You Buy It
697
The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'.
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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148: Digital Cucking with Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat
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The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom.
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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Cooter Time at Tutor Time (Live from NYC)
598
The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up.
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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147: Milked on Friendsgiving
3924
The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE.
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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146: Intermittent Fapping
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Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph.
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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145: Pumpkin Spice Labia
3663
The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex.
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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144: Trevor is a Founding Father
3795
2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread.
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Red, White, and Blue Chew
556
The boys riff on thumbs in butts, facesitting, and getting head on a work call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and figure out if there's anything more horny than war horny.
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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143: Cooter Pond
4176
The boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister.
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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142: Millenial Life Crisis
3862
The boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points.
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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Do Bees Bang?
664
The boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn about clap cleats and give some advice to a listener about dealing with hecklers on stage.
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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141: LIVE FROM VEGAS... It's Stiff Socks
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The scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public.
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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140: Is Trevor Submissive?
3358
It’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky.
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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139: Rocked Up in Church
3950
The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology.
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Bon AppéQueef
709
Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom. They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and give some advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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138: Scissor Me September
3358
The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist.
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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[BONUS EPISODE] Badussy on Ice (Patreon EP. 98)
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To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.
The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Sep 06, 2021 |
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137: Rocked Up at 2PM in Toronto
3833
The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science.
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Lululemon Cum Rag Money
519
The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos, broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like. haaaaammmBURGER.
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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136: Chad Stole Trevor's Girl feat. Cherdleys
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The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Badussy on Ice
672
The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub.
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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135: A Quick Hit of Cooter
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Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael.
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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134: All Limbs No C*ck
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Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Juulchie
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The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH?
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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133: Trevor Wallace Got Hard at Hard Summer
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Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Fingered in the Carpool Lane
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the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks.
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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132: Blau Got Covid
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Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE.
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Lieutenant Seymour Daddy
690
Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his cockola.
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat
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The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world.
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Jerk Off in a Tesla
638
This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn
4147
holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how
budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life.
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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129: Can Gingers Cum?
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The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder.
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot
4307
The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE.
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Cum N' Hoe
610
The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast.
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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127: Books Make Me Horny
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The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret.
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal
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Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title.
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Seal Team D.I.C.K.
624
The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video.
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic
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Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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124: Peg Leg Pleasure
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The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science.
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Mommy Milker Mondays
706
The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome.
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May 31, 2021 |
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123: How To Have a Foursome
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GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast.
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May 26, 2021 |
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Reverb the Coochie
627
The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming.
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May 24, 2021 |
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122: Cock Kebobs
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Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.
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May 19, 2021 |
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Trev Got DMed by WHO??
631
We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram.
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May 17, 2021 |
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121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?
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The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE.
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May 12, 2021 |
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120: Trader Hoes
5040
The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science.
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May 05, 2021 |
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Taxidermy a Butt Plug
573
The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette.
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May 04, 2021 |
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119: Banging Both Brothers?
4740
The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE!
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Sucked Off by a Sandwich
662
This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories.
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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118: NFT that c*ochie
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The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science.
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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117: Bowflex the Vulva
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Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Miata of a P*ssy
670
The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares.
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster
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Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE.
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Cute-toes-is
648
The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends. also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast.
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin
4836
The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us.
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)
646
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The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is, riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They talk about how the filming went, riff on smelly porn sets, and get a surprise drop-in from a legendary porn producer and director that's been in the business for over 20 years. |
Mar 29, 2021 |
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114: LIVE from the Bang Bus
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Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE.
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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113: Mannequin Masturbation
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The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast.
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Tug Yer Tooter
664
The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip.
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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112: Phone Sex Playbook
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Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science.
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Blau with the Pow
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The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game.
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O
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The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science.
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Interviewing Michael's Dad
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The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best.
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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110: Salt Bae'd with Semen
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The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks.
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Coat of Cum
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The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school.
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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109: Trevor Makes a Porno
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Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST.
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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108: losing vcards w/ bbno$
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bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks.
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Sucked Off in the Beamer
738
The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together.
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat
3990
The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast.
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview
783
The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast.
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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106: Footjobs in Phoenix
3933
The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Three Finger Freak
740
The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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105: Bear Rug Cum Towel
4828
Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud.
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Pussy Flu (Live Episode)
709
The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail?
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up
4104
Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science.
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Michael's Looking for Love
649
The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the best way to find it.
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club
4987
Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science.
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Wet Wet-o-meter
713
Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video.
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax
4040
The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science.
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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Where's Waldo Titties
651
MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup.
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks
3826
Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science.
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Nutter Udders
742
The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians.
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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100: JOing with a Satanist
4743
Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail?
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Bangin' Beef Wellington
857
The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the Floor General himself.
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"
3831
Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science.
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb
4320
The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE.
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Cum Brûlée
753
The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?
4289
Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science.
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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Who Wants Dessert?
728
The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick.
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona
4238
Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week.
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Dick Karaoke
761
The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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95: Ambi-dicks-terous
3880
The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Horny at Tender Greens?
643
Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast!
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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94: Banging a Witch
4180
Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science.
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Squirters on the Top Bunk
684
The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH?
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day
4054
The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science.
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Yung Gravy Part 2
728
The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show.
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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92: Yung Gravy Joins the Bang Bus
4160
Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family.
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Frisky Business
712
The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves.
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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91: Michael Goes Celibate?
4503
The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH??
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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Fuckin' in the Bubble
626
The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit.
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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90: U-Hauling Your Meat Wagon
3818
Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science.
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Stoned Socks
641
Where the fuck do we really even start? Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma. Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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89: Ass Pro Shop
3551
TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight.
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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23 & Me but for Dicks
676
The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.
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Sep 27, 2020 |
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88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night
3801
Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE.
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Patreon 50: Pledge Allegiance to the P*ssy
763
The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins.
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Sep 20, 2020 |
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87: Amazon a Butt Plug
3499
The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science.
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Go Go Gadget Dick
788
Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it, but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb in your ass.
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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86: Ghosts and Handjobs
3922
Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe.
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Jabba the Nut
644
The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael auditioned for Star Wars.
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot
4219
Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture.
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Fig Noot'in
760
The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast.
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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84: Dropping Dick Off
4158
The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast.
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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Trevor Can't Swim?
685
Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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83: Dry Hump Winter Formal
3686
Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast.
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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Titfoot
684
Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob.
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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82: School of Hard Nuts
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Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck?
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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The Boys Went Live
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Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael.
Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Aug 09, 2020 |
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81: Trevor and his Girlfriend Watched Porn for the First TIme
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Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast.
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Aug 05, 2020 |
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Cumming in Braille
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The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside.
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Aug 02, 2020 |
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80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin
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On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row.
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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To-Go Titties
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The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip.
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?
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The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.
Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode! Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with the promo code SOCKS. |
Jul 22, 2020 |
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Ass Masterclass
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Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good.
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Jul 19, 2020 |
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78: White Claw Porn
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TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.
Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with the promo code SOCKS. |
Jul 15, 2020 |
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77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes
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Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast.
Check out the new merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/ Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode! Get your first treatment FREE at www.keeps.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jul 08, 2020 |
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Double Dribble Dick
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The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more.
Want the full episode? www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jul 06, 2020 |
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Interviewing Trevor's Girlfriend
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The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE.
Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Jul 02, 2020 |
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76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?
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The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast.
Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with the promo code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jul 01, 2020 |
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75: Worst Fake ID Stories
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The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries.
Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jun 24, 2020 |
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Oompa Loompa's Got Ass
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The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN.
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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74: A Facetime Facial
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The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe?
Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jun 17, 2020 |
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Kingdom of Anal
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Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.
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Jun 14, 2020 |
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73: Dr. Finger Bang
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Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life.
Thanks to Manscaped sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your Manscaped order use promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com. And thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with the promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com |
Jun 10, 2020 |
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Eu-cum-lyptus
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The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped.
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Jun 07, 2020 |
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72: Speedometer for your D*ck
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As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science.
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May 27, 2020 |
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Everybody F*ckin'
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The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more.
Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
May 25, 2020 |
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71: Boner Cam
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The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast.
Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 20, 2020 |
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Handjobs from Ursula
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The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.
Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
May 18, 2020 |
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70: My Dog Ate My Condom
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Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.
Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 13, 2020 |
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2FineNubstein (Live Episode)
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The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish, discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg?
Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
May 11, 2020 |
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69: Penis Pals
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AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast.
Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
May 06, 2020 |
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Michael Pees Wrong?
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The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world.
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May 02, 2020 |
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68: Pube Stache
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The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast.
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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Phone Facials
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The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast.
Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Apr 27, 2020 |
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67: The British are Cumming
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ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.
Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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The Gabe Interview
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Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Apr 21, 2020 |
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66: My Aunt Tryna Bang
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Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Apr 15, 2020 |
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Second Cousin Saturdays
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The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Apr 13, 2020 |
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65: LIVE PD but for f**king
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The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Apr 08, 2020 |
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Bluetooth My Areolas
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Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Apr 06, 2020 |
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64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body
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TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast. |
Apr 01, 2020 |
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1-800-CUM-QUIK
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Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Mar 29, 2020 |
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63: Lil Beefcake Boi
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Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Mar 26, 2020 |
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In These Streets
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LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Mar 23, 2020 |
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62: Corona Camgirls
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The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Mar 18, 2020 |
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Nike Adidas
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Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and advice on going from hoe to housewife. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
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Mar 15, 2020 |
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61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?
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Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch! |
Mar 11, 2020 |
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Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
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The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod |
Mar 08, 2020 |
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60: Growers vs Showers
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The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Mar 04, 2020 |
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ARE WE LIVE??
409
Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Mar 02, 2020 |
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59: Is E.T. F*cking?
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Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Feb 26, 2020 |
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Butt Butlers
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TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Feb 24, 2020 |
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58: Big Titty Pudding
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The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Feb 19, 2020 |
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Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)
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You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Feb 16, 2020 |
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57: Pornstar Sex Ed w/ Kendra Sunderland
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The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Feb 12, 2020 |
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56: Balls in Bang?
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The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter. Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Feb 05, 2020 |
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55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano
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The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers. |
Jan 29, 2020 |
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The Stripper Sex Tales
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Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Jan 26, 2020 |
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54: The Jerk Off Suicide
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The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!! Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jan 22, 2020 |
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Fleshlights & Toaster Strudel
630
Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Jan 19, 2020 |
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53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)
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Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more. Check out Trevor in the latest Yung Gravy x bbno$ music video "Shining on my ex" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTelhUrRiYE Get 4 extra episodes per month for only $5! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jan 15, 2020 |
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52: Tears and Titties
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The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jan 08, 2020 |
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No Jerk January
348
TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild? Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Jan 05, 2020 |
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51: 2020 GOT DAMN
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Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Jan 01, 2020 |
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Michael's Bedroom Bloodbath
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Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Dec 29, 2019 |
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50: Merry Stiff-mas
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Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Dec 25, 2019 |
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Stiff Socks LIVE
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The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Dec 22, 2019 |
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49: We Got Robbed
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The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Dec 18, 2019 |
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48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off
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Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Dec 11, 2019 |
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Two Tongues, One Witch
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Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Dec 08, 2019 |
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47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage
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The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Dec 04, 2019 |
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Trevor Finds His Kink
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The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain.
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Dec 01, 2019 |
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46: Sex at 94
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The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode* Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Nov 27, 2019 |
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Happy Endings
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The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon. Want the full episode? Become a patron!
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Nov 23, 2019 |
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45: Tempurpedic Vagina
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TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Nov 20, 2019 |
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44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics
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Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod |
Nov 13, 2019 |
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Shitting with no Door
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The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe. Want the full episode? Become a patron! |
Nov 09, 2019 |
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43: Jerkin' and Peein'
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Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Nov 06, 2019 |
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42: Freaky Friday
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Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Oct 30, 2019 |
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41: Ass Eaten Like a Man
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Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Oct 23, 2019 |
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40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes
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The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Oct 16, 2019 |
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38: Tellin' Jokes to Dead People
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The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Oct 09, 2019 |
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38: What Position Were You Conceived In?
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Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Oct 02, 2019 |
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37: Michael Has a Foot Fetish?
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After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Sep 25, 2019 |
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36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter
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In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Sep 18, 2019 |
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35: Trevor's Sex List
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Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?
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This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Sep 04, 2019 |
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33: Small Dick Days
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The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Aug 28, 2019 |
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32: Which Cartoon is the Hottest?
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Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Aug 21, 2019 |
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31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party
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Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Aug 14, 2019 |
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30: Trevor and Michael Were Bad Drug Dealers
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The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Aug 07, 2019 |
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29: Jerking It in the First Lady's Bathroom
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The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jul 31, 2019 |
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28: You Cum on the Floor?
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Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jul 24, 2019 |
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27: Almost Getting Sued by White Claw
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The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jul 17, 2019 |
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26: Trevor Has Never Been in Love
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Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jul 10, 2019 |
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25: Nick Colletti Got That Wagon
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Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an ass, but a chore of a toad up front. They also talk about baby pigeons, Nick thinking Trevor hated him, the Vine Days, Suh Dude, and mental health. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jul 03, 2019 |
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24: Sex with a Cantaloupe?
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Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they talk about fucking fruit and giving up comedy for girls. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jun 26, 2019 |
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23: What's a Micro Penis?
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The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! |
Jun 19, 2019 |
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22: Would the boys be tops or bottoms?
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