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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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132: Blau Got Covid
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Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE.

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Jul 28, 2021
Lieutenant Seymour Daddy
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 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest  app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his  cockola. 

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Jul 26, 2021
131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat
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The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world.

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Jul 21, 2021
Jerk Off in a Tesla
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 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax. 

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Jul 19, 2021
130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn
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holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how 
budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life. 

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Jul 14, 2021
129: Can Gingers Cum?
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The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder.

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Jul 07, 2021
128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot
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The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE.

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Jun 30, 2021
Cum N' Hoe
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The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster,  figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and  get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly  relationship. u already know it's a science podcast.

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Jun 28, 2021
127: Books Make Me Horny
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The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret.

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Jun 23, 2021
126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal
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 Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title.

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Jun 16, 2021
Seal Team D.I.C.K.
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 The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is  super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video.

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Jun 14, 2021
125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic
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Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com

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Jun 09, 2021
124: Peg Leg Pleasure
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The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science.

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Jun 02, 2021
Mommy Milker Mondays
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 The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that  had her first threesome.

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May 31, 2021
123: How To Have a Foursome
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GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. 

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May 26, 2021
Reverb the Coochie
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 The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming.

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May 24, 2021
122: Cock Kebobs
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Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.

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May 19, 2021
Trev Got DMed by WHO??
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We know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys  riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in  bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram.

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May 17, 2021
121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?
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The stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE.

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May 12, 2021
120: Trader Hoes
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 The boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science.

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May 05, 2021
Taxidermy a Butt Plug
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The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to  Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you  shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette.

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May 04, 2021
119: Banging Both Brothers?
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The boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE!

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Apr 28, 2021
Sucked Off by a Sandwich
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 This one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories.

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Apr 23, 2021
118: NFT that c*ochie
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The science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science.

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Apr 21, 2021
117: Bowflex the Vulva
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Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE. 

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Apr 14, 2021
Miata of a P*ssy
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The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares.

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Apr 12, 2021
116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster
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Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE.

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Apr 07, 2021
Cute-toes-is
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The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends.  also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast.

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Apr 06, 2021
115: Vagina is Dude Melatonin
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The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us.

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Mar 31, 2021
Drive-Thru in the Bang Bus (Miami Recap w/ Peter Green)
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The boys recap the Florida trip, talk about how aggressive Miami is,  riff on how everyone has a hangover cure, and learn what gaslighting is. Plus, Peter Green joins the show to celebrate 7k and give a Patreon exclusive post-Bang Bus interview. They talk about how the filming went, riff on smelly porn sets, and get a surprise drop-in from a legendary porn producer and director that's been in the business for over 20 years.  

Mar 29, 2021
114: LIVE from the Bang Bus
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Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE.

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Mar 24, 2021
113: Mannequin Masturbation
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The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast.

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Mar 17, 2021
Tug Yer Tooter
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The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip.

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Mar 15, 2021
112: Phone Sex Playbook
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Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science.  

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Mar 10, 2021
Blau with the Pow
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The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game. 

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Mar 08, 2021
111: Milion Dollar Ballsack w/ Steve-O
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The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science. 

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Mar 03, 2021
Interviewing Michael's Dad
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The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best. 

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Feb 26, 2021
110: Salt Bae'd with Semen
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The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks.

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Feb 24, 2021
Coat of Cum
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The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school.

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Feb 18, 2021
109: Trevor Makes a Porno
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Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST.

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Feb 17, 2021
108: losing vcards w/ bbno$
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bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks.  

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Feb 10, 2021
Sucked Off in the Beamer
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The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together.

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Feb 08, 2021
107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat
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The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast.

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Feb 03, 2021
Fact Checking Michael's Dick Game: The Interview
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The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast.

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Feb 02, 2021
106: Footjobs in Phoenix
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The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science. 

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Jan 27, 2021
Three Finger Freak
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 The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.

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Jan 26, 2021
105: Bear Rug Cum Towel
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Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud.

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Jan 20, 2021
Pussy Flu (Live Episode)
709
The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail?

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Jan 19, 2021
104: Trevor's Biggest Fuck-up
4104
Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science.

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Jan 13, 2021
Michael's Looking for Love
649
 The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the  best way to find it.

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Jan 11, 2021
103: Post Nut Clarity at the Club
4987
Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science.

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Jan 06, 2021
Wet Wet-o-meter
713
Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video.

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Jan 04, 2021
102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax
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The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science.

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Dec 30, 2020
Where's Waldo Titties
651
MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup.

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Dec 29, 2020
101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks
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Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science.

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Dec 23, 2020
Nutter Udders
742
The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians.

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Dec 22, 2020
100: JOing with a Satanist
4743
Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail?

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Dec 16, 2020
Bangin' Beef Wellington
857
The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself.

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Dec 15, 2020
99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"
3831
Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science.

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Dec 09, 2020
98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb
4320
The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE.

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Dec 02, 2020
Cum Brûlée
753
The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Dec 01, 2020
97: Is Nutting Better with Covid?
4289
Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science.

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Nov 25, 2020
Who Wants Dessert?
728
The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick.

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Nov 23, 2020
96: Stiff Socks has the 'Rona
4238
Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week.

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Nov 18, 2020
Dick Karaoke
761
The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom. 

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Nov 16, 2020
95: Ambi-dicks-terous
3880
The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on. 

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Nov 10, 2020
Horny at Tender Greens?
643
Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast!

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Nov 10, 2020
94: Banging a Witch
4180
Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science.

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Nov 04, 2020
Squirters on the Top Bunk
684
The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH?

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Nov 02, 2020
93: Eating Ass on the Lord's Day
4054
The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science. 

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Oct 28, 2020
Yung Gravy Part 2
728
The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show.

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Oct 26, 2020
92: Yung Gravy Joins the Bang Bus
4160
Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family.

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Oct 21, 2020
Frisky Business
712
The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves.

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Oct 19, 2020
91: Michael Goes Celibate?
4503
The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH??

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Oct 14, 2020
Fuckin' in the Bubble
626
The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit.

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Oct 12, 2020
90: U-Hauling Your Meat Wagon
3818
Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science.

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Oct 07, 2020
Stoned Socks
641
Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time. 

Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him.   

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Oct 06, 2020
89: Ass Pro Shop
3551
TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight.

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Sep 30, 2020
23 & Me but for Dicks
676
 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast. 

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Sep 27, 2020
88: Eating Wings on Rimjob Night
3801
Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE.

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Sep 23, 2020
Patreon 50: Pledge Allegiance to the P*ssy
763
The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins.

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Sep 20, 2020
87: Amazon a Butt Plug
3499
The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science.

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Sep 16, 2020
Go Go Gadget Dick
788
Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass.

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Sep 14, 2020
86: Ghosts and Handjobs
3922
Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe.

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Sep 09, 2020
Jabba the Nut
644
The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars.

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Sep 07, 2020
85: Trevor Finds His G-Spot
4219
Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture.

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Sep 02, 2020
Fig Noot'in
760
The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast.

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Aug 31, 2020
84: Dropping Dick Off
4158
The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast.

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Aug 26, 2020
Trevor Can't Swim?
685
Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.  

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Aug 24, 2020
83: Dry Hump Winter Formal
3686
Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast.

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Aug 19, 2020
Titfoot
684
 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob.

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Aug 18, 2020
82: School of Hard Nuts
4052
Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck?

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Aug 12, 2020
The Boys Went Live
609
Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael. 

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Aug 09, 2020
81: Trevor and his Girlfriend Watched Porn for the First TIme
4633
Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast.

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Aug 05, 2020
Cumming in Braille
638
 The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside. 

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Aug 02, 2020
80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin
3933
On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row.

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Jul 29, 2020
To-Go Titties
638
The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip.

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Jul 27, 2020
79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?
4176
The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.

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Jul 22, 2020
Ass Masterclass
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Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good.

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Jul 19, 2020
78: White Claw Porn
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TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.

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Jul 15, 2020
77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes
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Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast.

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Jul 08, 2020
Double Dribble Dick
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The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more.

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Jul 06, 2020
Interviewing Trevor's Girlfriend
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The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE.

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Jul 02, 2020
76: Am I Eskimo Bros with Dan Bilzerian?
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The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast.

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Jul 01, 2020
75: Worst Fake ID Stories
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The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries.

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Jun 24, 2020
Oompa Loompa's Got Ass
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The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN.

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Jun 23, 2020
74: A Facetime Facial
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The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe?

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Jun 17, 2020
Kingdom of Anal
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Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.  
Jun 14, 2020
73: Dr. Finger Bang
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Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life.

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Jun 10, 2020
Eu-cum-lyptus
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The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped.

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Jun 07, 2020
72: Speedometer for your D*ck
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As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science. 
May 27, 2020
Everybody F*ckin'
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The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more.

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May 25, 2020
71: Boner Cam
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The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast.

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May 20, 2020
Handjobs from Ursula
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The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on  at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high  in class, when your dick falls out during sex,  pinch-runners for  fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut. 

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May 18, 2020
70: My Dog Ate My Condom
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Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.

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May 13, 2020
2FineNubstein (Live Episode)
812
The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish,  discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about  why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg?

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May 11, 2020
69: Penis Pals
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AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t  the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast.

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May 06, 2020
Michael Pees Wrong?
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The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee,  whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. 

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May 02, 2020
68: Pube Stache
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The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast.

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Apr 29, 2020
Phone Facials
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The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation  about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn.  Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex  laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for  jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might  have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. 

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Apr 27, 2020
67: The British are Cumming
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ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.

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Apr 22, 2020
The Gabe Interview
428

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face

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Apr 21, 2020
66: My Aunt Tryna Bang
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Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH?

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Apr 15, 2020
Second Cousin Saturdays
960

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling

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Apr 13, 2020
65: LIVE PD but for f**king
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The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub.

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Apr 08, 2020
Bluetooth My Areolas
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Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast.

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Apr 06, 2020
64: Starbucks Logo Got That Body
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TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.

Apr 01, 2020
1-800-CUM-QUIK
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Michael gets desperate a week into lockdown and explains what its like to be Rona Horny, the boys look back on the history of cocaine, talk about how TikTok censors ugly people, compare the quickest they've ever came, and share stories about getting punched in the face. Oh and apparently Michael used to do steroids?? GOT DAMN this one's a heater.

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Mar 29, 2020
63: Lil Beefcake Boi
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Trev and Michael streamed this one live and it got crazy with all of your Youtube questions. Which Pokemon would you fuck? Why is Trev growing that moustache? How's lockdown going in LA? Plus Trev's dad blesses the stream with a surprise appearance. Stiff Socks is a (live) science podcast.

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Mar 26, 2020
In These Streets
366

LA might be quarantined but the boys are still in these streets. Twall and 2Fine talk about how hot people just kind of fall in to cool stuff, discuss the ins and outs of simp culture, and complain about bad Bumble messages. Also hot takes on 69ing and an extremely scientific theory about pre-cum pregnancies. STAY SAFE AND WASH YOUR HANDS.

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Mar 23, 2020
62: Corona Camgirls
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The boys are quarantined but are still WIIILLLLDDD. They talk about when their first boner was, the f*ck a rainbow is, and where the HELL is Chingy these days? They also get into how Trev wants a cat and how Michael thinks girls with cats are straight up weirdos.

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Mar 18, 2020
Nike Adidas
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Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate  whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it  would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood  home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a  reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and  advice on going from hoe to housewife.    Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Mar 15, 2020
61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?
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Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch!

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Mar 11, 2020
Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
348

The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails.

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Mar 08, 2020
60: Growers vs Showers
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The squad is at it again. TW and MB discuss the question as old as time... does the Kool Aid man bone? They also get in to cummin' in your roommate's shampoo bottle and the war between pancakes and waffles. GOT DAMN our d*cks fell off.

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Mar 04, 2020
ARE WE LIVE??
409

Livestreamed stiff socks madness. The boys answer your questions about their favorite pizza spots, the most famous celebrities they've met, girl boners, advice for a listener whose slangin too much pipe for his lady, and SO much more.

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Mar 02, 2020
59: Is E.T. F*cking?
3685

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast.

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Feb 26, 2020
Butt Butlers
329

TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo.

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Feb 24, 2020
58: Big Titty Pudding
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The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!!

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Feb 19, 2020
Pornstar Kendra Sunderland (UNCUT)
344

You know we couldn't have Kendra on without saving some exclusive stuff for the Patreon feed. Up top the boys and Kendra chop it up about how to make a porn star cum and get a WILD story about a crazy hook up of hers. Afterwards, the boys regroup and get back to regularly scheduled programming, like looking up fleshlight accidents and debating whether it would be better to always cum a tiny bit or to have to cum a whole gallon.

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Feb 16, 2020
57: Pornstar Sex Ed w/ Kendra Sunderland
4488

The gang talk to porn star and Library LEGEND Kendra Sunderland. They discuss the best d*ck sizes, Kendra's crazy start as a cam girl, and how WIIIILLLDDD her DMs are. She also teaches the boys how porn is actually made and about what "knee sex" is. We will win a Pulitzer for this one for suuuuuure.

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Feb 12, 2020
56: Balls in Bang?
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The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter.  Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio.

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Feb 05, 2020
55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano
3562

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

Jan 29, 2020
The Stripper Sex Tales
518

Well, the Stiff Duo gets wiiild. They discuss renting a dad, imagine what it would be like to be Will Smith's kid, and then share their stories of making sweet love to strippers. Oh and also one of the bois BREAK NO JERK JANUARY. They really suck at this.

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Jan 26, 2020
54: The Jerk Off Suicide
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The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!!

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Jan 22, 2020
Fleshlights & Toaster Strudel
630

Trev and MB discuss if they would take their pee pee out in Times Square, the time Michael stole his sisters car, and what it would be like if you only had a limited amount of nut in your lifetime. They also try and figure out how fleshlights are made.

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Jan 19, 2020
53: The Drunk Podcast with Yung Gravy (1 Year Anniversary)
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Well, we did it. 1 full year of uneducated jizz talk. What better way to celebrate than with legendary rapper and milf extraordinaire Yung Gravy. Trev, Gravy, and Mike drunkenly yell about jerking off in a K-Mart parking lot, taking DMT, getting drunk with Waffle House employees, and a lot more.

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Jan 15, 2020
52: Tears and Titties
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The boys get emotional and talk about the shit that makes them cry and why old people make them sad. Eventually they get a hold of themselves and discuss the important stuff, like using the cash app at a strip club, why girls putting balls in their mouth is scary as fuck, and how Jaden is Will Smith's blood boy.

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Jan 08, 2020
No Jerk January
348

TWally and 2fineblaustein start the hardest thing they will ever do... No Jerk January. They also discuss how Michael hates the English language, how Trevor can talk like an Australian, and bad tasting semen. They also break down the age old question of who would win in a fight: the oompa loompas or the lollipop guild?

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Jan 05, 2020
51: 2020 GOT DAMN
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Happy new year yall! The gang gets into which cities have the hottest people, if Trevor is an LA 6, and how auditioning for TV is THE worst. They also talk about a listenerwho pillow humped a Spongebob stuffed animal.

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Jan 01, 2020
Michael's Bedroom Bloodbath
381

Trev and MB discuss Michael's recent hotel room massacre, the time Trevor found a used tampon on his wall, and a listener's update to the rules and regulations of sex cum towels. We are modern day Socrates.

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Dec 29, 2019
50: Merry Stiff-mas
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Description: the gang talk only Christmas topics in this very Christmas themed episode. Is Nelly Furtada bad or she a mutant? Do we shave our buttholes? Would you rather see a sex tape of your mom or sister? See, Christmas. Love you all.   Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 25, 2019
Stiff Socks LIVE
370

The bois went live on Patreon. They answered your questions about the origin of the podcast, the crazy shit they've seen at frat parties, whether losing a nut is worth a used M3, and a whole lot more.

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Dec 22, 2019
49: We Got Robbed
3613

The bois get back from a NorCal tour and discuss a dude that pooped in a Denny's, how they got robbed at a chick fil a, and how partying in Chico was a horrible mistake.

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Dec 18, 2019
48: Got Damn, My Dick Fell Off
3459

Trev and MB get into some shenanigans on this one. They discuss racist old people, how to get the sex on a Greyhound, and dick appointments. They also learn what a Major Tom jerk of strategy is. We have college degrees. Lol.

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Dec 11, 2019
Two Tongues, One Witch
463

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup.

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Dec 08, 2019
47: Billie Eilish Dresses Like a Collage
3650

The squad gets in to the ins and outs of turtlenecks, why hot teachers are so hot, and their weirdest roommate pooping stories. They also of course figure out the sound that their erections make. You're welcome mom.

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Dec 04, 2019
Trevor Finds His Kink
336
The boys chop it up about being single in the winter (and Michael definitely isn't sad about it), getting drunk on airplanes, how they lost their virginities, and how Trev finally found his kink. Plus a secret sock riddle that breaks Trevor's brain.   

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Dec 01, 2019
46: Sex at 94
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The sock duo talk about why Trevor is jealous of gerbils, the time Michael got his drum set stolen, and where they would hide a dead body. They also get their minds blown when a listener asks the highest question of all time: is your shirt tucked in or are your pants tucked in to your shirt? *brains explode*

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Nov 27, 2019
Happy Endings
365

The bois discuss the inner workings of getting over an ex, the different levels of post-sex shame, and doing stand-up while you're as high as the moon.

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Nov 23, 2019
45: Tempurpedic Vagina
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TWall and 2fineblaustein discuss the hot topics in this one, like which soup is best to have sexual relations with, how to ask your gf to do anal, and what deli meat would make the best blanket?

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Nov 20, 2019
44: Comedians in Cars Taking Dick Pics
3459

Trevor and Michael explore the finer things in life on this episode. They discuss how much it would cost for Michael to get breasts, Trevor getting asked to make a Cameo of just his heel, and naming your penis. They also pontificate about the future of cloning... meaning in the future are you going to fuck your clone or what? We are archeologists.

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Nov 13, 2019
Shitting with no Door
307

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe.

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Nov 09, 2019
43: Jerkin' and Peein'
3079

Trevor and Michael are guys who are doctors who also talk about fighting animals, Dennis Quaid's hot bod, and how hard it is to play charades on a podcast. They also get into why stand up comedy is um SO FUCKING HARD. 

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Nov 06, 2019
42: Freaky Friday
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Trev and Michael are wiiiild in this one. They talk about if they would marry a cam girl, Macklemore's antics, and of course tiny dick humiliation porn. They also weigh in on a fan losing their virginity in a JCPenney changing room. This is an NPR podcast.

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Oct 30, 2019
41: Ass Eaten Like a Man
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Trevor and Michael get real introspective on this one. They converse on best dick pics, the time Trevor pretended to have a gun, and of course National Nut Day. They also fight over what porn site is the best and why one fan likes to smell his own socks. We are Neurologists.

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Oct 23, 2019
40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes
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The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses.

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Oct 16, 2019
38: Tellin' Jokes to Dead People
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The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors.

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Oct 09, 2019
38: What Position Were You Conceived In?
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Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast.

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Oct 02, 2019
37: Michael Has a Foot Fetish?
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After the boys show love to a fan that listened to Stiff Socks in an ambulance and talk about how people disrespect stand-up comedy, Trevor and Michael dive deep on the craziest fetishes and answer the important questions: like what kind of tree would you fuck if you were into trees and which part of a car is the best to make love to? Plus Michael talks about his foot fetish, which is actually the most normal thing about him.

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Sep 25, 2019
36: Trevor Crashes a Party in a Helicopter
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In this week's episode, the boys get serious. They discuss the emotional ups and downs jerking off, the normal amount of times to jerk off in a week, jerking off in vans, and Trevor in a f*cking HELICOPTER. Oh and Michael gets a much needed therapist.

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Sep 18, 2019
35: Trevor's Sex List
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Well, the boys outdid themselves with this one. They explore the finer points of sex on the first date, Michael cumming on his own face, and weird noises during coitus. They also find out how long is too long when it comes to sex.

 

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Sep 11, 2019
34: She Sleep With How Many Dudes?
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This week the boys talk about racing turtles, perks of afternoon sex, and being terrible at kick ball. They also explore the most important question of all… is it weird to have sex with your half brother's cousin? Also do ya'll even read this shit?

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Sep 04, 2019
33: Small Dick Days
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The boys pull back the curtain to expose the mysteries of the Men's Bathroom. They explore the pressures of eating bananas in public and deep throating a Bratwurst with the boys. Stiff Socks is all about providing practical information for the masses.

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Aug 28, 2019
32: Which Cartoon is the Hottest?
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Trevor is back from Canada and Michael is back from Dublin. They quickly realize that the best women from around the world are actually just animations. They also talk about falling in love with a stripper and not knowing a damn thing about the government.

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Aug 21, 2019
31: Trevor Gets Invited to a Sex Party
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Allllllright this one is INSANE. Trev and Mike do a deep dive into the sex robot world, they riff about girls flashing mountains, and they answer the age old question: would you sniff your dog's ass? Finally, Michael says something so outrageous that Trevor walks off the show. Honestly... rightfully so.

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Aug 14, 2019
30: Trevor and Michael Were Bad Drug Dealers
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The boys rap about rap names, the war between sons and shitty step dads named Mark, and discuss the ins and outs of their short lived drug dealing careers… They were horrible at it.

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Aug 07, 2019
29: Jerking It in the First Lady's Bathroom
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The boys get crazy on this one. They talk about dick tents, peeing in a Sbarro's fruit punch in the food court, and how truly weird Abercrombie is. They also discuss the ins and outs of jerking off in Barbara Bush's bathroom.

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Jul 31, 2019
28: You Cum on the Floor?
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Trevor freaks out cause Michael thinks it's normal to cum on the ground while jerking off. They talk about other stuff too but mainly WHY THE FUCK MICHAEL CUMS ON THE FLOOR. This is a science podcast.

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Jul 24, 2019
27: Almost Getting Sued by White Claw
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The boys talk about the cease and desist Trevor got from White Claw, how he felt being rich for a night, and what it was like to lose it all the next day. Then they talk threesomes, raiding Area 51, and help a listener figure out how to tell his girl she's got a smelly situation.

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Jul 17, 2019
26: Trevor Has Never Been in Love
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Trevor and Michael only talk about the important issues in this one ya'll. From the ins and outs of putting a towel in your ass, to how not to cheat, to solving the age old question of whether it's better to suck 10 dicks 1 time or 1 dick 10 times, because this is a science podcast.

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Jul 10, 2019
25: Nick Colletti Got That Wagon
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Nick Colletti from Real Bros of Simi Valley/Vine/Youtube swings by the studio join the boys for episode 25. Nick admits that he's got a wagon of an ass, but a chore of a toad up front. They also talk about baby pigeons, Nick thinking Trevor hated him, the Vine Days, Suh Dude, and mental health.

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Jul 03, 2019
24: Sex with a Cantaloupe?
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Trevor and Michael discuss the ins and outs of cheating girlfriends, parenting, and their sex lists. Sock Talk and Secret Sock gets insane with they talk about fucking fruit and giving up comedy for girls.

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Jun 26, 2019
23: What's a Micro Penis?
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The boys discuss why Trevor's dog has anxiety, doing comedy shows in rehab centers, and of course, micro penises. They introduce two new segments: Sock Talk and Secret Sock. In these segments they talk about loyalty to your homie, drug cartels, and what to do if you're an inch inside your mom.

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Jun 19, 2019
22: Would the boys be tops or bottoms?
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The boys sit down with super funny stand up comedian Thomas Dale (Comedy Central). Trevor and Michael learn about bi-gender, NYC detectives, and if they were gay they definitely would be bottoms. You already guessed that didn’t you. Thomas also brings the guys a very very special surprise. Hint: it’s the name of the podcast.

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Jun 12, 2019
21: Stiff Socks Reacts to Michael's VIRAL HowCast KISSING Videos
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The boys finally watch Michael's HowCast videos. They learn that the videos were basically soft core porn, kissing hard is not a great option, and that Michael can be convinced to do pretty much anything if you tell him he's funny.

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Jun 05, 2019
20: The Michael Blaustein Interview
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This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit.

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May 29, 2019
19: The Trevor Wallace Interview
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What better guest than your own co-host? This week we decided instead of talking about semen, how about we talk about some other men, AKA ur boi Trevor Wallace. Enjoy Episode 19 where Michael interviews Trevor about his family, his fears, and whether or not he's actually still a virgin.

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May 22, 2019
18: James Charles Vs. The Internet | Tour Recap
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Trevor & Michael talk about the pros and cons of HBO porn, ringback tones, Public Penis Meltdowns, James Charles & getting back from tour #buffets.

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May 15, 2019
17: Stiff Socks Ball Out Of Control
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Trevor and Michael go to “basketball camp.” They learn that basketball is not for them. They will never play again. Ever.

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May 08, 2019
16: Aristotle Georgeson AKA Blake Webber & Crazy Golf Tricks
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Stiff Socks learns golf tricks from Aristotle Georgeson, AKA Blake Webber. They talk about Aristotle's internet success, how he got attacked on the stand up stage in Florida, and how macrodosing makes you smart.

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May 01, 2019
15: *Special Guest* Kevonstage
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Viral SUPERSTAR comedian Kevonstage sits down with Stiff Socks. They discuss his rise to internet stardom, his 100s of millions of views, and why he doesn't remember hiring Trevor… at all.

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Apr 24, 2019
14: Stiff Socks Take Singing Lessons
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Stiff Socks learns to sing and discover they are definitely as good as Sam Smith, but not before discussing Trevor's birthright trip to Israel and why Soulja Boy is a huge inspiration.

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Apr 17, 2019
13: Stiff Socks Goes Surfing with Chad Goes Deep
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Stiff Socks is joined in studio by Chad Goes Deep to recap how they tried to learn surfing and got blessed by Poseidon. JABWOW.

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Apr 10, 2019
12: Stiff Socks Reacts to the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER Video
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Stiff Socks watches the KISSING MY ACTUAL SISTER video. They learn that society is crumbling and that the Prank Invasion dude has a Forest Whitaker eye.

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Apr 03, 2019
11: Santa Monica Pier... HPV?
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Stiff Socks goes to the Santa Monica Pier. They get kicked out of an arcade like they’re 15 and go HARD on a roller coaster. *they were both very scared on the roller coaster*

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Mar 27, 2019
10: Should We Join the MMA?
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Stiff Socks gets boxing lessons. They learn they would get killed in one second in the MMA.

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Mar 20, 2019
9: Stiff Socks Bake Cupcakes Blindfolded
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Stiff Socks hold a blindfolded cupcake baking competition. They learn that that's a very hard thing to do.

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Mar 13, 2019
8: Stiff Socks Goes to a Wax Museum
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Stiff Socks go to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. They learn that Jason Derulo is somehow famous enough to have a wax statue and that even wax J-Lo has cake.

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Mar 06, 2019
7: Stiff Socks Gets a Star on the Walk of Fame
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Stiff Socks go to the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. They learn that Guillermo (Jimmy Kimmel Live) loves the podcast and that getting a star on the Walk of Fame is pretty easy.

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Feb 27, 2019
6: Stiff Socks Eats 1,300 Calorie Ice Cream Burrito
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Stiff Socks goes to the #1 ice cream shop in LA and tries to eat a HUGE ice cream burrito. They learn that a cotton candy tortilla is actually amazing but running after eating a cotton candy tortilla is not.

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Feb 20, 2019
5: Smoke Weed and Do Stand Up Comedy
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Stiff Socks smoke a ton of weed and try not to bomb doing stand up. They learn that comedy is hard when you're high as the moon and that rapping while baked is the MOST fun… give them deals, NOW!

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Feb 13, 2019
4: Take Over a Sex Shop
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Stiff Socks go to a sex shop. They learn that porn stars get vagina mold deals like athletes get shoe deals and Trevor gets a pocket pussy for "research".

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Feb 06, 2019
3: Palm Reading
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Stiff Socks goes to get their palms read. They find out when they will die and why messing with the dark arts can be fun... SIKE they were nervous the whole time.

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Jan 30, 2019
2: San Diego Zoo
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Stiff Socks go to the San Diego Zoo. They figure out that gorillas have no ass and Trevor has a flamingo face.

 

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Jan 16, 2019
1: Axe Throwing
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Stiff Socks throw axes blindfolded. They figure out that Hot Pockets would be a good tampon and they would for sure die if they were Vikings.

 

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Jan 16, 2019