Steve Allen - The Whole Show
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Steve Allen takes to the airwaves on LBC every Sunday to Friday morning from 4am. Hear all of Steve's show with the news, travel and breaks taken out, exclusively on Global Player.
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Old Lynchy!
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Pigs in blankets
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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i was traumatised
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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Yorkshire pudding lasagna
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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Cooking with gas
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Go away you stalker
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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I hope they dont put sugar in it
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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What are you doing
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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I was weeing icicles
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Don't go to bed smelling of fish & chips
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Chicken and sweetcorn soup
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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There's dinosaurs around
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Steve Allen Radio Royalty
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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I've got nothing on the computer!
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Hats off to Mum
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Chimpanzee on a high wire
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Goblin Mode
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Weatherspoons on the moon
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Port and lemon
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Squirty squirty cream, I love it
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Steve Allen tartan
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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How lovely for a cat to win something
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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I love sucking an ice cube
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Sweep squeaks
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Unlucky Strike
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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Nobody eats gherkins now, do they?
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Rice cake drone
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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The Calm After The Storm
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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How short is a short shower?
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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The stotty man
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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Introducing: Sweeney Talks...
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Dogs listening to reggae? I think not.
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Fake twiglets
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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The Hair & The Scare
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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That takes a little bit of biscuit
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Greasy kebabs
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Clotted cream in the blood
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Badly made duvet
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Equal Rights For Octopuses
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Lettuce Rejoice
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Mrs Tiggy Winkle
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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It was a dog show, poodles
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Soup & Roll Evening
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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The pink brigade
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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He's fairly loud
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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The mash takeover
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Pebble dashing
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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One pan cooking
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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The Chicken & The Egghead
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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There's no such thing as a healthy crisp
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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Global's Make Some Noise
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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A double bath with 2 steaks
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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I'm not wild about saunas
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Cat food and chips
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Number One In Heaven
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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That's my milk
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Liquorice root baton
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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You're going to get deluged
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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A Singapore Sling
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Under The Weather
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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On The Button
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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I do like a hot spike
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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Life is too short to stuff a mushroom
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Seals are so dumb
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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That's a quick 12 quid
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Cheddar's up
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Crikey, that makes us feel old
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Rule Brittania
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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A tribute to the Queen
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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Penny in the slot jobs
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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I never sussed out Noddy and Big Ears
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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I've seen pussycats surfing
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Twist my arm and call me Susan
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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It wreaks havoc on your pearly whites
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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You still get vinyl junkies
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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Here comes the rain
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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He Has Become A Wet Lettuce
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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How Old Is The Lock Ness Monster now?
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Your umbrella's dripping all over the place
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Heinz hash browns with baked beans inside
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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You're quite right Noreen
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Spiders
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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I'd hate to be an insect
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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I just fancied vanilla today
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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60s nothing nowadays!
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Some Like It Hot
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Rainy Days & Mondays
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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Plane talk
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Weather Alert
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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He's just going to look like a complete and utter turnip
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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I hope you're not selling my beans!
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Put it in the overhead locker or I'll shove you up there
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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Flush Puppies
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Ready to socialise, expect stimulating encounters
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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I used to snore so much I'd wake myself up!
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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They leave here and go to bed, I leave here and go to Greggs
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Nothing worse than beaky curtain twitchers
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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They've got dogs in Florida that sniff fruit
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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Fishing for bicycles every year
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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I've got every version of Goodbye, Mr Chips
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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They built me a tower
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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Cheese and biscuits
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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Frantic Friday
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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I do like a doughnut occasionally
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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I want meat in my sausage roll
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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It's a cheddar cheese muffin
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Who wears fluorescent orange?
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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I look good as a baby
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Ice
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Drink Water!!
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Heatwave
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Stay Cool
|
Jul 11, 2022 |
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I know! Sunday!
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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I know! Saturday!
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Did you know that ladybirds bite?
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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I don't buy oranges I buy satsumas
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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Summer getaway
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Murray OUT
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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I wanted a banana milkshake
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Coming Soon: The Followers
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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The Super Soaker works well
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Jane Fonda dancing with Osama bin Laden
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Well I'm not sure if I want a pina colada
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Clogs, yes clogs!
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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A fish called Rhondda
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Sasquatch or what?
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Who is Junior Andre?
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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The campest old queen you'd ever seen
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Sorry, I was chatting and being gossipy
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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It's an ice cream crisis
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Sex Kitten
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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The hokey pokey men
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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When you've gotta go, you've gotta go
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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I like Bounty bars
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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He was a bit of a wild boy
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Sneaky Pete's
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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I want to go out with an alcoholic barman
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Unexpected morons in the bagging area
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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So the pidgins die
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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Get your violin out pal
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Cheap as chips.
|
May 31, 2022 |
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Fast & Furious
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May 30, 2022 |
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If You Build It, They Will Come
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May 27, 2022 |
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Short Shrift
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May 26, 2022 |
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Light & Shade
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May 25, 2022 |
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Wet Wet Wet
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May 24, 2022 |
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The Long Good Friday
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May 23, 2022 |
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The Morning After
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May 20, 2022 |
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You Do The Maths
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May 19, 2022 |
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Withering Heights
|
May 18, 2022 |
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Words and Pictures
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May 17, 2022 |
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I could do with a volcanic cone
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May 16, 2022 |
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What Do They Mean 'Hand Finished'?!
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May 13, 2022 |
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Every mouthful tastes the same.
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May 12, 2022 |
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The Poor Little Earth Angel
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May 11, 2022 |
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The Great Unwashed in my Pool.
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May 10, 2022 |
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Whales falling down
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May 09, 2022 |
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I've got balls that can take off now.
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May 05, 2022 |
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I'm For Sale On Ebay!
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May 04, 2022 |
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I'm Bored With Balls
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May 03, 2022 |
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Laughing All The Way To The Bank Holiday
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May 02, 2022 |
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The Voice of Crinkley Bottom
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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I don't know why I was in the Lorry
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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As If The Queen Has Ever Been In Bondage!
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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I Feel Like Mary Poppins
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Salad Queen
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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Just makes your wee smell a bit.
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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I saw a little bit poking out.
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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We did it in our pants.
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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I was looking like Tarzan.
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Google it you moron.
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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I love a cheap sausage.
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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I would do my whole body...
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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I Have Waddled Myself.
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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I Don't Remember The Scrunge...
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Steve Allen: The Movie
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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The Key to Eternal Youth
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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Cher and Cher Alike
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Warning: May Contain Nuts
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Ode to June
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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Le Dessert du Jour
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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We've Forgotten About Poor Old Geronimo
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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I Love The Smell Of Tar...
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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Meat? Not In MY Ploughmans!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Smith, Sooty and Stevenson screens
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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Baby Jesus Shopping in Selfridges.
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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Feral Cats Everywhere!
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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I Can't Eat Big Shredded Wheat.
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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I'm Just Telling Them About My Strawberries!
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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The moon would've been preferable
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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BREAKING NEWS: Lions Are Big
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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Amazing Grace
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Thank Goodness I Was Wearing Pants
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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You'll Believe Any Old Twaddle, Won't You?
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Spring back, fall forward
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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Hello, have you seen my Llama?
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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My Kilo of Toffee!
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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I've Adopted An Ant.
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Don't Show Me A Chicken Big Mac
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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I Love The World Pasty Championships
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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I Don't Do Posh Soups
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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A Limited Edition First Print Copy
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Steve Allen, The Widow's Friend
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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The Bloke Eating Jaffa Cakes
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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But There's No Irish In Me
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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Steve's banana juice
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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A safe hand on the tiller
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Just to prove how supple I am
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Heavily edited
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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You can't harm them with a fruit gum
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Blown away
|
Feb 18, 2022 |
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Unborn babies love me
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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Cremated and put in an egg timer
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Cheap Flowers Day
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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It Was A Cane
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Too many bloomin' eggs
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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Down with the pensioners
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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Tinned burglars
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Introducing 'Feast is Feast with Big Zuu'...
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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I like looking at bacon rolls
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Immersed in haggis
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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The top ten things to do in Whitby
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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The excitement of having stents
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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Don't want you chomping at anything
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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I'm Grade-I listed
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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It's not the place you go to for spare ribs
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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It's So Steve Allen
|
Jan 28, 2022 |
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Why don't they do squirty jam?
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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Very passé, walking is
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Am I facing the right way?
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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We dreamed of stilts
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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A little bit of skin available
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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Loaded up on bacon
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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A seat for the dim one
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Like a permanent takeaway
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Do you know Steve Allen?
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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I won't argue about poppadoms
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Bits of tooth coming out
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Life-affirming pickled onions chat
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Volcanoes are more human than we realise
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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The Queen's got a mouthful of teeth
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Holding a Chocolate Teapot
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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I'm Rattling on a Good Day
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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A Great Bird Detractor
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Ten Thousand Litres of Milk
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Tunnel of Love
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Happy New Year!
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Bodies All Over The Place
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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Masquerading As A Punter
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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Nobody Rains On My Parade
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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No Such Thing As UFO's
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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And The Ring Is Where?
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Boxing Day Brilliance
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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It's Christmas!
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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Scrooge Allen Just Doesn't Sound Right
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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You Don't Steal The Baby Jesus
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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30 Years To Go
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Dickensian Menu
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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I just have a thing for glue!
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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They don't seem to make sausages in the morning
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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Shunned In The Playground
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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I'm Not Sharing With Slugs
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Who Robs a Fish and Chip Shop?
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Late night potato feast
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Horses in Bethlehem
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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A Prize Package
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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Mr. Cucumber
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Introducing Hunting Ghislaine: The Trial
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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I Like To Have A Little Squeeze
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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Just gnawing at a bone
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Four Sneezes
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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We Already Discussed No Cabbage
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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Call Me Pump Number 2
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Gourmet Popcorn
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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A Land Rover that looks like a rhinoceros
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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More Cheap Than Cheerful
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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Student Food
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Bit Of A Surprise For The Commuters
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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Equally Vampirish
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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It sounds like he has laryngitis
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Don't Feed It
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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I Ended Up With The Flugelhorn
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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The Bolsheviks Have A Lot To Answer For
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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We Like A Splash
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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Cruising is good fun
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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The Gravy Train
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Lest We Forget
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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A Shortage of Santas
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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It's a Lobster
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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I Love Looking in Freezers
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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I Believe It's Called Topiary
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Quelle Surprise On That One
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Accidental Kitchen Alchemy
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Don't engage with Americans
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Synchronised Swimming
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Oct 29, 2021 |
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Wake Up and Smell the Lava
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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Suave Allen
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Potatoes for Breakfast
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Paying for petrol with Paddington
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Hot and Spicy
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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A Toffee Apple Sausage
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Length Beats Width
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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An Arty Pocket
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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Mittens and Kittens
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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An Empty Cardboard Box
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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Another Avenue of Pleasure Denied Me
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Cold Feet, Hot Legs
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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Addicted To Flannels
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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I wonder if I'll get a plaque
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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A Bit Like Beatle-Mania
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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The Mafia Has Gone Woke
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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Get Your Woggle Out
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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I Always Fancied a Cockatiel
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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S-tea-ve tray Allen
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Choir Boy Allen
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Baseball Cap Aficionado
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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The Name's Allen, Steve Allen
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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A Lick and a Promise
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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Fuel-tile
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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New York, New York
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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Road to Ruin
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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What's good for the Goose
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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The Hose and the Hanging Baskets
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Afternoon Tea
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Mince Pie Virgin
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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100 Days Until Christmas
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Irish Meat Market
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Mini Cocktail Sausages
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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Santa firebombing your house
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Paddington is a Born Leader
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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Lathered Up
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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Diamonds are forever
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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Battered Beef Burger
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Break a leg, Matt
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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Caravan of Love
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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A Close Shave
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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Blackpool and Sat Navs
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Cheap, Trashy Shoes
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Bank Holiday Happenings
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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Circus Circus
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Aug 27, 2021 |
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Greek Food Eater
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Cream Horns
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Am I getting a tattoo?
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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What is BTS?
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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It's Raining?
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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Mound Zero
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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All Hands To The Pump
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Avenue of Pleasure
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Like a Tom Daley knitted jumper
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Hadrian's Sprawl
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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What's The Goss?
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Toe To Toe
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Christmas Comes Early
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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To the polls
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Introducing 'I've Been Thinking with Peter Frankopan'
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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I love my job
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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The wheels on the bus go round and round
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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I thought I'd haemorrhaged
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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Chesty Morgan
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Free Britney
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Barking up the wrong tree
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Espresso Anyone?
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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UFOs, Aliens and Crop Circles
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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I've decided to go eight foot
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Over the limit
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Rather Nice Mice
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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Don't mess with Allen
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Go Go Steve Allen
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Early Morning Double Cheeseburgers!
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Introducing 'If It Bleeds It Leads'
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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Mick Jagger's a Polly Pocket
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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How many holes?!
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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Shark vs croc
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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The Chipping Forecast
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Richard Madeley's a vampire
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Clamour for Concorde
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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Lets all go down the Strand and have a banana!
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Go and chew on a lamppost
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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We found Jordan's bag!
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Chocolate for breakfast
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May 31, 2021 |
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RIP William Shakespeare
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May 30, 2021 |
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Titanic tattlings
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May 28, 2021 |
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I'd rather have Cherry Genoa...
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May 27, 2021 |
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As mad as a toothbrush!
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May 26, 2021 |
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I think I move around quite well, actually!
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May 25, 2021 |
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Wash your veg?
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May 24, 2021 |
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Fairground Attractions
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May 21, 2021 |
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I keep missing my train!
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May 20, 2021 |
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Steve Allen and the Faulty Thermometer: Part Two
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May 19, 2021 |
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How VERY rude!
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May 18, 2021 |
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Dolly Parton for dinner
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May 17, 2021 |
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A basket full of foot-cream
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May 14, 2021 |
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We like the sea shanty
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May 13, 2021 |
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It's time for cyberwoman!
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May 12, 2021 |
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Christmas Steve!
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May 11, 2021 |
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Mariachi madness
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May 10, 2021 |
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Where on earth is Hartlepool?
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May 07, 2021 |
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Not just any old burgers
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May 06, 2021 |
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The eagle has landed!
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May 05, 2021 |
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I'm Steve Allen. No you're not!
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May 04, 2021 |
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Have you ever had your toes sucked?
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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All You Need is a Hot Buttered Crumpet
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Just another magic Monday!
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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You've booked to go to the pub?!
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Apr 09, 2021 |
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We've got no news about The Cheeky Girls...
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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A chip butty!
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Poisioned by water...
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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It hangs at the wrong level
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Gnome Alone
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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I quite fancy a Hawaiian
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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Nobody sucks on a magnum, you fool!
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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One hour a week... for goodness sake!
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Hot Crossed Buns
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Light or shade
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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I can't hear you!
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Hello commercial sweet cheeks!
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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That poor seal!
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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I can't believe it's been a year
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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Oh, you're gone!
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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I fancy a cantaloupe
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Mar 21, 2021 |
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I told you that horse would fall!
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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My balloons are looking quite well actually
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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It's my Birthday, and I just don't like Picasso, OKAY?!
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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A chicken kiev... IN A PIE!
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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I promise you, I'm not a hologram!
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Welcome Home!
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Mar 14, 2021 |
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I've joined the teabag dunking revolution!
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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The food of love
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Feb 14, 2021 |
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I'm under so much pressure in this studio!
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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We used to suck icicles
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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I'm the giver of marriage advice!
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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The Society of Mustard Jumpers
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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I could be the GOAT
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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The Cultural Hub of the Universe
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Feb 07, 2021 |
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You better answer my questions!
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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A picture of zooming mullets
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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It's another light show today
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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If he picks up then we're all in trouble
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Equal rights for snowmen
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Tax and vax
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Jan 31, 2021 |
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It's like sitting on a hot rod...
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Jan 29, 2021 |
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And that's what's hot... and what's not
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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And I didn't scream anymore
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Imagine me interviewing Elvis...
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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You wouldn't believe it but I mimed the entirity of Sunday's show!
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Let's Hear It For The Boys
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Jan 24, 2021 |
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Super Singing Steve Allen!
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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The Groovy Gang Castle
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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Fancy a date with a pink lady?
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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Steve Allen: The Oracle of Leicester Square
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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Our jingle lady Miriam can play a MEAN fiddle!
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Soaps on the ropes
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Jan 17, 2021 |
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Panang and Chips, Please
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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It's just like a skip on wheels
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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You're taking no prisoners today!
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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She knew exactly what I wanted!
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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If it's up, that's your business
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Is it a tangerine?
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Jan 10, 2021 |
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Not that kind of Pleasure Beach
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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Cordin Bleurgh Bleurgh
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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I'm like Edna, the Inebriate Woman
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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The Frugal Allen Show
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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Leave the parakeets alone!
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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Steve Allen, the biggest everything!
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Jan 03, 2021 |
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It's not 'Love Island', it's the 'Very Sad Island'
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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Where was my knighthood?!
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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I don't even know what day it is!
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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Yoghurt and Prunes
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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"The Anonymous Poem"
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Leave the chocolate...
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Dec 27, 2020 |
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Come and visit Steve Allen Land this Boxing Day (the gift shop's a treat!)
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Dec 26, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's Christmas Special
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Dec 25, 2020 |
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Happy Brexmas & Trexit
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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Where they deep-fry your grandmother
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Sheperd's Pie for Breakfast
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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Does that mean you go out in your lingerie?
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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The Queen won't be queuing in the local clinic
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Dec 20, 2020 |
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We went underground...
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Dec 18, 2020 |
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KEVIN!
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Dec 17, 2020 |
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11 inches (of snow) before Christmas
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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The long awaited 14th of December extravaganza!
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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You dropped your baubles!
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Don't squeeze the teabag!
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Dec 13, 2020 |
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We celebrate the life of Barbara Windsor
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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I gave you my last Rolo
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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How can you be allergic to Christmas?!
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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It's Steve Allen!
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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6 mince pies - 39p!
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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It IS my Jonathan!
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Dec 06, 2020 |
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Antiques Roadship
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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I always judge a place by their milkshakes...
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Dec 03, 2020 |
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He's doing fake Christmas?
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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It's a five egg omelette you know...
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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So they've stuck chicken in a doughnut...
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Corn: It's in the name!
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Meat-eaters and milk-drinkers, we rule the world...
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Haven't you got a podcast to make?
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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It's that bloody nut roast!
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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I got the boys pickled onions!
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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I'm a vegan and about as trendy as a lamp post
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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It's like a trek over the alps with Hannibal
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Nov 22, 2020 |
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I could be the cheaper version of Cher...
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Bib-iddy-bob-iddy-boo...
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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You'll hear this on the podcast tomorrow!
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Leave the stags alone!
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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I only work with fat people
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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I was on a spacecraft with Robbie Williams
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Introducing Hunting Ghislaine with John Sweeney
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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You need to up the ante with the personality...
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Spam, Spam, Spam!
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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How many different types of bikes can we name?
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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If you're flexitarian, you grow hair!
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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I've met Father Christmas...
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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I'm back!!!
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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Honest as the days short...
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Apple bobbing Longfellow...
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Cheshire Cheese!
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Lover of all things wonderful
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Nov 01, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's Groovy Gang prosecco glasses!
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Oct 30, 2020 |
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Reggie...Is that short for Reginald?
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's toffee apple club!
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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Pumpkins in Leicester Square!
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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I do not want your pumpkin soup, thank you!
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Deep fried mini mince pies
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Oct 25, 2020 |
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We woffed that door a bit!
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Oct 23, 2020 |
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Apple bobbing burgers dipped in batter!
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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Apparently this warrants a trip to Brighton!
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Do they know about crème brûlée?
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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How do you cook a hedgehog?
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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All I had was a chocolate Father Christmas
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Oct 18, 2020 |
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If you've ever wondered what perfection sounds like...
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Oct 16, 2020 |
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Introducing "What Next?" with Lionel Barber
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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'Non-stick pan' - the clue is in the name!
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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If you don't like Christmas, you might be listening to the wrong show...
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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I will speak no further of the length of my bratwurst!
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Do I look like I own a onesie?!
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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I'm a curtain twitcher
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Oct 11, 2020 |
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You have talking hips now do you?
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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£52 for a gym membership?!
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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I was never a football.
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Fiver a month will come in very handy...
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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I'm the blueberry expert!
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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I like bunnies
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Oct 04, 2020 |
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President Trump tests positive for Coronavirus
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Don't mess with the Allen!
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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What a mess of a debate that was!
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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'Legs Allen'
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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Can we find out how many calories in a foxes glacier mint?
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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They light up your life
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Sep 27, 2020 |
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Steve's steamer...
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Locked into the spiciness...
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Smell funghus...
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Oh my godfathers...
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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I sarcophagus, you sarcophagus...
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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It will all end in tears
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Sep 20, 2020 |
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Little bit of a sexy kitten you are Steve...
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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I'm 39 on the radio and 66 in the hospital...
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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I'd love to live in the Heartbeat village
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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That's what I want: a Paddington Bear duffle coat
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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How many producers?!
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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A face like an inverted grapefruit
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Sep 13, 2020 |
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The flat cap of Britain?
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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We only had fish and chips back then... and we didn't even get the fish!
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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Bunch of lemons
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Freshly squeezed, easily pleased!
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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I like the idea of being ‘scrutified’!
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Ready made baked potatoes
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Sep 06, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 31st August - 4th September 2020
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Sep 05, 2020 |
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I'm there unscrewing the seat
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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Fish, chips and mushy peas... in Japan!
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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Name that creamy dessert!
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Bubble blowing Father Christmas!
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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I REALLY want that chicken!
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Don't wave it around, they'll all want one
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Aug 30, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 24th - 28th August 2020
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Aug 29, 2020 |
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We are now twinned with Barnsley!
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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I've got no idea I'm a lobster...
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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The feast of St. Bobble!
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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You'll miss me when I don't turn up on the train to Angelsey...
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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The old Allen brain!
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Aug 24, 2020 |
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Radio? What else are they going to call it!
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Aug 23, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 17th - 21st August 2020
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Aug 22, 2020 |
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Listen to a few home truths...
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Aug 21, 2020 |
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Homage to the Allen!
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Aug 20, 2020 |
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Of course I'm not going to cycle, I'm a celebrity...
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Aug 19, 2020 |
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He wants to go to Wales...
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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A statue of a turkey twizzler...
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Aug 17, 2020 |
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Who's the producer?!
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Aug 16, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 10th - 14th August 2020
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Aug 15, 2020 |
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I cannot get enough of riboflavin!
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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The perfect fish and chips...
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Aug 13, 2020 |
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Forty miles per hour and the size of a turkey...
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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How to eat a crumpet
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Aug 11, 2020 |
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I know the feeling...
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Aug 10, 2020 |
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The coming of the grape
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Aug 09, 2020 |
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The Best of: 3rd - 7th August 2020
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Aug 08, 2020 |
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You remember oscillating don't you?
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Aug 07, 2020 |
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A vegan sausage roll and salad?!
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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Lord Allen of Twickenham!
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Aug 06, 2020 |
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He's like the human dustbin...
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Aug 04, 2020 |
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I love a mooch around Halfords!
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Aug 03, 2020 |
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It will involve beans and giant frankfurters
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Aug 02, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 27th-31st July 2020
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Aug 01, 2020 |
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You're barred
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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When in Rome...
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Jul 30, 2020 |
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I can do anything in here! Just watch.
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Jul 29, 2020 |
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He's been doing Little Mix lyrics...
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Jul 28, 2020 |
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My tulips are dropping...
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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It's almost August!
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Jul 27, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 20th-24th July 2020
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Jul 25, 2020 |
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Masking for trouble
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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All the best TV theme tunes!
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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Swinging nuts around on the balcony...
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Jul 22, 2020 |
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There's a shilling for your troubles!
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Jul 21, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's laser disk player!
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Jul 20, 2020 |
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It’s either tight or tense, or loose or floppy...
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Jul 19, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 13th-17th July 2020
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Jul 18, 2020 |
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You can't beat a battered sausage
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Jul 17, 2020 |
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I fear for the wurst...
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Jul 16, 2020 |
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Solar butterflies bobbing along...
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Is that 'double dip' again?!
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Jul 14, 2020 |
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Give us a toffee
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Jul 13, 2020 |
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It all goes downhill after 25
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Jul 12, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 6th - 10th July 2020
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Jul 11, 2020 |
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Have you got your bag yet?
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Jul 10, 2020 |
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I go to the gym for the frozen yogurt!
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Jul 09, 2020 |
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To dunk or not to dunk?!
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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I never joke about DIY it's my speciality!
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Jul 07, 2020 |
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I'll die at this microphone...
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Jul 06, 2020 |
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A wonderful way to water the plants
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Jul 05, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 29th June - 3rd July 2020
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Jul 04, 2020 |
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Buses with names on...
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Jul 03, 2020 |
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A vegan poem...
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Jul 02, 2020 |
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Steve Allen, it's like having wind...
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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You always get a good laugh out of a sea captain!
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Jun 30, 2020 |
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Why would aliens want to visit us?
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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It's getting cooler, and the snowflakes are out
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 22nd-26th June
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Jun 27, 2020 |
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Jurgen Klopp? Looks like Steven Spielberg
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Jun 26, 2020 |
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Immense High Street shop nostalgia!
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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The biggest fish and chips you ever did see!
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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Poems that never quite made it...
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Jun 23, 2020 |
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The day we've all been dreading
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Jun 22, 2020 |
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Maybe we all eat too much
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Jun 21, 2020 |
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Steve launches his (Virtual) Live Show
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Jun 19, 2020 |
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Find me R2D2!
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Jun 18, 2020 |
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'From here it's 3 hours'... fantastic!
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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The Groovy Gang is back!
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Jun 16, 2020 |
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The Grand Reopening
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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I had a craving for cereal... fruit & fibre
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Jun 14, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 7th - 12th June 2020
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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It was just like Harry Potter!
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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Why can't I eat chips for breakfast?
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Jun 11, 2020 |
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Hello, I'm a horse with an extended neck!
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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Sea snakes are shy!
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Jun 09, 2020 |
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Prince Philip is talking to plants...
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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It's Sunday morning... which is nice.
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Jun 07, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 1st - 5th June 2020
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Jun 06, 2020 |
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The tote bag!
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Jun 05, 2020 |
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The Steve Allen impersonator!
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Jun 04, 2020 |
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I love a good weepy film!
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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Is Anne Robinson your vice?
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Jun 02, 2020 |
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Steve's golden Wensleydale...
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Jun 01, 2020 |
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Never believe a farm shop!
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May 31, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 25th - 29th May 2020
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May 30, 2020 |
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Mary Poppins became Mary Poppouts...
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May 29, 2020 |
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Me and the page 3 girls!
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May 28, 2020 |
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Have you ever had a banana on a barbecue?
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May 27, 2020 |
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I could open up a restaurant based on double cream...
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May 26, 2020 |
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Pull the cracker, oooh it's a P45!
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May 25, 2020 |
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Poo pooo bee dooo!
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May 24, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 17th - 22nd May 2020
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May 22, 2020 |
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Marmite... in gravy?!
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May 22, 2020 |
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That's it. You are barred from the show.
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May 21, 2020 |
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Her hair is stapled on her head!
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May 20, 2020 |
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My memorial plaque will be kept in this studio... along with my body!
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May 19, 2020 |
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Toilet roll with my face on it...
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May 18, 2020 |
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There's no budget for the orchestra!
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May 18, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 10th - 15th May 2020
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May 15, 2020 |
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Fly me to the moon!
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May 15, 2020 |
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A ghost dwarf is haunting the British Museum!
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May 14, 2020 |
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What about the ants and plants that see you naked? They've probably gone into shock!
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May 13, 2020 |
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Joe Swash's hair?! It comes out a can or something...
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May 12, 2020 |
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Two-hundred-and-twenty quid for a fake willy?!
|
May 11, 2020 |
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Okay, let's ramp it up a bit ...
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May 11, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 3rd - 8th May 2020
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May 08, 2020 |
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Models use hemerrhoid creams under their eyes!
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May 08, 2020 |
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Queen Victoria? Little fat so-and-so... She was enormous!
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May 07, 2020 |
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Paddington Bear's hot, Paddington's really hot...
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May 06, 2020 |
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That's not her ego ... that's her bottom!
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May 05, 2020 |
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Gravy and tonic!
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May 04, 2020 |
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He's a fat, tubby tyrant ... who's come back from the dead!
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May 03, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 27th April - 1st May 2020
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May 02, 2020 |
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Come here Bullseye!
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May 01, 2020 |
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The biggest spotty dog you ever did see!
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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I've often invited UFOs to land in Trafalgar Square!
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Apr 30, 2020 |
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Prince Philip snores like a rhinoceros!
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Apr 28, 2020 |
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The crocodiles are there doing their nails...
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Apr 27, 2020 |
|
Methuselah Bottle
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Apr 26, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 20th - 24th April 2020
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Apr 25, 2020 |
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Salt flakes, what are they?!
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Apr 24, 2020 |
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My name's Stephen, I'm taking care of this bank robbery...
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Apr 23, 2020 |
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You want an 80/20 wool mixture...
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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I don't sit in a doughnut for anybody...
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Apr 21, 2020 |
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A sweet smelling super soaker...
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Apr 20, 2020 |
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I wish I had two birthdays....
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Apr 19, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 13th - 17th April 2020
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Apr 18, 2020 |
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Slide in a bit of news...
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Apr 17, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's a fungi!
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Apr 16, 2020 |
|
Auntie Elsie, you're melting!
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Apr 16, 2020 |
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I'm Steve Allen Titchmarsh!
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Apr 14, 2020 |
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A viennetta on a stick?!
|
Apr 13, 2020 |
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Happy Easter Sunday!
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Apr 13, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 6th - 10th April 2020
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Apr 11, 2020 |
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Equal rights for mushrooms!
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Apr 10, 2020 |
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Automatic milking!
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Apr 09, 2020 |
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Hate mail from Bolton!
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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Boris, we are all rooting for you.
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Apr 07, 2020 |
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I'm beginning to look like a cross between Art Garfunkel and orphan Annie!
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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Playin' chess with his pets?!?
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Apr 05, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 30th March - 3rd April 2020
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Apr 04, 2020 |
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The Steve Allen rubber glove show!
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Apr 03, 2020 |
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A vegan umlaut!
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Apr 02, 2020 |
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I'm like a Jackie Chan movie all by myself!
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Apr 01, 2020 |
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I think my glasses make me desperately attractive...
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Mar 31, 2020 |
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Have you seen the people in Alaska?!
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Mar 30, 2020 |
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Who's got a talking umbrella?
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Mar 29, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 23rd - 27th March 2020
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Mar 28, 2020 |
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Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, even Steve knows!
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Mar 27, 2020 |
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Mr Motivator!
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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My artisan bread, my artisan toaster and my artisan butter!
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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A public service broadcast about cats!
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Mar 24, 2020 |
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Where do you stick your thermometer?
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Mar 23, 2020 |
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Chocolate Body Paint
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Mar 22, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 16th March - 20th March 2020
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Mar 21, 2020 |
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You're not going out looking like that!
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Mar 20, 2020 |
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Bottoms Up!
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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We're all about piñatas!
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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Steve Allen's Birthday!
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Mar 17, 2020 |
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E-I-E-I-O...
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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2 pairs of Pants = £12
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Mar 16, 2020 |
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If I can dream... of flyin'.
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Mar 13, 2020 |
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What is it about rabbits anyway?
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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Don't question the size of my coconuts, thank you
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Mar 11, 2020 |
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Riddle me this!
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Mar 10, 2020 |
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Murky Monday V: The Supermoon Special
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Mar 09, 2020 |
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Andrew, the Thief!
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Mar 08, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 2nd March - 6th March 2020
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Mar 07, 2020 |
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A West End Wendy!
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Mar 06, 2020 |
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Fumbling around in the dark!
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Mar 05, 2020 |
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I couldn't resist it!
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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TVs, washing machines, vacuum cleaners, bedding, clothing, sweets, meat, cakes, fruit, booze etc.
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Coming soon: The LBC Naked Calendar
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Mar 02, 2020 |
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Singin' in the rain
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Mar 01, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 24th-28th February 2020
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Feb 29, 2020 |
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Wild horses could not drag me away from this show!
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Feb 28, 2020 |
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Multicoloured and full of bird seed!
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Feb 27, 2020 |
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I should have brought vol-au-vents
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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No.1 Programme (ever) in the English-speaking world.
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Feb 25, 2020 |
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I don't believe in crop circles
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Feb 24, 2020 |
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Don't cross the Queen
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Feb 23, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 17th February - 21st February 2020
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Feb 22, 2020 |
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A special one off podcast!
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Feb 21, 2020 |
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Cheerio...I'm speaking into the sponge.
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Yes I know the muffin man
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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Psychic Steve and the specter of the french onion man
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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This is primarily an educational programme...
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Feb 17, 2020 |
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An ocean of prosecco!
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Feb 16, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 10th February - 14th February 2020
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Feb 15, 2020 |
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I haven't received any Valentines cards!
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Feb 14, 2020 |
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Mornington Croissant!
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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You might not hear this next joke...
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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A Sloppy Joe looks like a right mess!
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Feb 11, 2020 |
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I've bought some sausages, how many stamps is that?
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Feb 10, 2020 |
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Proper windy it were...
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Feb 09, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 27th January - 7th February 2020
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Feb 08, 2020 |
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Love parcel? No, love package...
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Feb 07, 2020 |
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The next show: Steve Allen on Ice!
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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A bunny with a problem...
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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Get your Rubik's Cube out!
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Feb 04, 2020 |
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What. A. Fibber!
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Feb 03, 2020 |
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Giclée
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Feb 02, 2020 |
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I'm always licking the lid!
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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He'd better go and get some water!
|
Jan 30, 2020 |
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A national treasure trove!
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Jan 29, 2020 |
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With your tiny oranges, you flatter me ambassador!
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Jan 28, 2020 |
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Featherstonhaugh!
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Jan 27, 2020 |
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All aboard the Blossom Fincham!
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Jan 26, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 20th-24th January 2020
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Jan 25, 2020 |
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I'm size 11...
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Jan 24, 2020 |
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Number ten, Steve All-en!
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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A first for the Eddie Mair show *and* a first for the Steve Allen show!
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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The Steve Allen Secret London Guide
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Jan 21, 2020 |
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Agnes at the back with the triangle!
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Jan 20, 2020 |
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Once a bishop, always a bishop!
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Jan 19, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 13th-17th January 2020
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Jan 18, 2020 |
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Translator cow for rent...
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Jan 17, 2020 |
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Don't feed the pigeons!
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Jan 16, 2020 |
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What do you have in *your* wallet?
|
Jan 15, 2020 |
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The Three Horsemen
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Jan 14, 2020 |
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Hurrah for Eccentricity!
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Jan 13, 2020 |
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The Ice Cream Mafia
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Jan 12, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 6th-10th January 2020
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Jan 11, 2020 |
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Saucy vegan?
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Jan 10, 2020 |
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I'm just like Mary Poppins, practically perfect..
|
Jan 09, 2020 |
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Reaction to Breaking News in Iran
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Jan 08, 2020 |
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It's like Indiana Jones, Indiana Steve!
|
Jan 07, 2020 |
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You miss halloumi? Don't worry she'll be back.
|
Jan 06, 2020 |
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A no meat meatball?!
|
Jan 05, 2020 |
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The Best Of: 30th December 2019 - 3rd January 2020
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Jan 04, 2020 |
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I can't do a Lincolnshire accent!
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Jan 03, 2020 |
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There you go - there I am!
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Jan 02, 2020 |
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It's a new year and a new decade on LBC
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Jan 01, 2020 |
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New Years Eve
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Dec 31, 2019 |
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Please leave me....
|
Dec 29, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 23rd-27th December 2019
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Dec 28, 2019 |
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I had to drink champagne yesterday because I ran out of prosecco!
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Dec 27, 2019 |
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Boxing Day with Steve Allen
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Dec 26, 2019 |
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Christmas Day with Steve Allen
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Dec 25, 2019 |
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Is it too early for a Baileys?
|
Dec 24, 2019 |
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What should Luke get his Grandma for Christmas?
|
Dec 23, 2019 |
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What's in the Queen's handbag?
|
Dec 22, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 16th-20th December 2019
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Dec 21, 2019 |
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Today's turning out to be a cracker of a day isn't it?!
|
Dec 20, 2019 |
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A little bit worse for wear...
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Dec 19, 2019 |
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Shut the front door!
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Dec 18, 2019 |
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LBC - Listening Becomes Compulsive!
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Dec 17, 2019 |
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Don't buy presents for children!
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Dec 16, 2019 |
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I'm hoping there's another planet with better looking people...
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Dec 15, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 9th-12th December 2019
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Dec 14, 2019 |
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The 40th Anniversary Show
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Dec 12, 2019 |
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I have eaten Rudolph...
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Dec 11, 2019 |
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Oooooooh those roast potatoes look good!
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Dec 10, 2019 |
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Piscatorial and Chips...
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Dec 09, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 2nd-6th December 2019
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Dec 07, 2019 |
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A Steve Allen Christmas album, anyone?
|
Dec 06, 2019 |
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Does the Queen sing the National Anthem?
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Dec 05, 2019 |
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Nut roast coming out of your ears!
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Dec 04, 2019 |
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Scaramanga has three nipples? How exciting!
|
Dec 03, 2019 |
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Day-O, Day-O Daylight come and me wan' go home
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Dec 02, 2019 |
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There are no more calls unless you're Vladimir Putin!
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Dec 01, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 25th-29th November 2019
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Nov 30, 2019 |
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A chocolate mousse in the forest?
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Nov 29, 2019 |
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God knows I'm cheap...
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Nov 28, 2019 |
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Sugar free and a vegan!
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Nov 27, 2019 |
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I'm so glad you can't hear them!
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Nov 26, 2019 |
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The Rocky Mountaineer
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Nov 25, 2019 |
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... To kiss my Aunt goodnight
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Nov 24, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 18th-22nd November 2019
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Nov 23, 2019 |
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Nylon pants
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Nov 22, 2019 |
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You will comply. GET ON THE ROLLERCOASTER!
|
Nov 21, 2019 |
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*They* wouldn't pinch an advent calendar would they?
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Nov 20, 2019 |
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I'm going to look all out of place here!
|
Nov 19, 2019 |
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The tackier the better!
|
Nov 18, 2019 |
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Pizza Express...
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Nov 17, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 11th-15th November 2019
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Nov 16, 2019 |
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A question for Paul McCartney...
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Nov 15, 2019 |
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He's got new teeth! It's like looking at piano keys...
|
Nov 14, 2019 |
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My one and only encounter with Sooty...
|
Nov 13, 2019 |
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AIBU - am I being unreasonable?
|
Nov 12, 2019 |
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Hand-painted festive balls!
|
Nov 11, 2019 |
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Don't be ridiculous you can't sue anyone... coming from Luton!
|
Nov 10, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 4th-8th November 2019
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Nov 09, 2019 |
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But who would the village idiot be?
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Nov 08, 2019 |
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Monsoon Blast, Snowstorm, Conspirators of 1605, Mega 2000...
|
Nov 07, 2019 |
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I do like a good lavatory brush
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Nov 06, 2019 |
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Steve Allen Sugar
|
Nov 05, 2019 |
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My Happiest Moments Have Been With Cream
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Nov 04, 2019 |
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Only Ghouls and Hearses
|
Nov 03, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 28th October-1st November 2019
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Nov 02, 2019 |
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Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month!
|
Nov 01, 2019 |
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They've both got masks on... which to be honest improve their looks!
|
Oct 31, 2019 |
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A toffee apple a day... keeps the dentist rubbing his hands together!
|
Oct 30, 2019 |
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They use it now for storing cars!
|
Oct 29, 2019 |
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I've never done a sunbed since...
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Oct 28, 2019 |
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Sometimes I'm able to go back to sleep and pick up where I left off!
|
Oct 27, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 21st-25th October
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Oct 26, 2019 |
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Men who knit!
|
Oct 25, 2019 |
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Corey probably goes to the hospital for a common cold!
|
Oct 24, 2019 |
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I will not do that story!
|
Oct 23, 2019 |
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Sand and everything in there - horrible!
|
Oct 22, 2019 |
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Children Plummeting All Over the Place
|
Oct 21, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 14th-18th October 2019
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Oct 19, 2019 |
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That's one chunky Charlie (bear)!
|
Oct 18, 2019 |
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Escape to the Chateaoooooo
|
Oct 17, 2019 |
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Stripping off to your Speedos
|
Oct 16, 2019 |
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Does the Pope have lucky charms?
|
Oct 15, 2019 |
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And that's the history of kebabs!
|
Oct 14, 2019 |
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Who knew Belgium had a princess?
|
Oct 13, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 11th-17th October 2019
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Oct 12, 2019 |
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A chocolate fountain, bags of crisps and a slush machine...
|
Oct 11, 2019 |
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The War of the WAGs
|
Oct 10, 2019 |
|
Oliver Twist: an LBC adaptation - starring Tom Swarbrick and Nick Ferrari
|
Oct 09, 2019 |
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The Throwback Show
|
Oct 08, 2019 |
|
Timbeeeeeeeeeeeer!
|
Oct 07, 2019 |
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It was so cold you could pee an icicle...
|
Oct 06, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 30th September-4th October 2019
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Oct 05, 2019 |
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The Tea Towel 2: Return of the Tea Towel
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Oct 04, 2019 |
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And I'm thinking "it's a rhinoceros...!"
|
Oct 03, 2019 |
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Harry and Meghan go to war with the papers!
|
Oct 02, 2019 |
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Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam etc.
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Oct 01, 2019 |
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My Rugby experience
|
Sep 30, 2019 |
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Nick Ferrari has had his moobs done...
|
Sep 29, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 23rd-27th September 2019
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Sep 28, 2019 |
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The Tea Towel
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Sep 27, 2019 |
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It's going to be one of those days today, isn't it?
|
Sep 26, 2019 |
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Chips *always* beat hash browns!
|
Sep 25, 2019 |
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Corey will never enter a gym. Never!
|
Sep 24, 2019 |
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Theo Usherwood and his rotten Pepperami!
|
Sep 23, 2019 |
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He was Possessed by a Dog!
|
Sep 22, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 16th-20th September 2019
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Sep 21, 2019 |
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Dolphins are a bit rough aren't they?
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Sep 20, 2019 |
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Pirate Seamus the Black!
|
Sep 19, 2019 |
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That's the one with the dreary wife...
|
Sep 18, 2019 |
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How do you die in shoes?
|
Sep 17, 2019 |
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It's blown all my papers all over the floor!
|
Sep 16, 2019 |
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We think it was a Cockapoo...
|
Sep 15, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 9th-13th September 2019
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Sep 14, 2019 |
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1.2kg of Brazilian eucalyptus!
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Sep 13, 2019 |
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Get rid!
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Sep 12, 2019 |
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Pantgate and a few very minor technical issues...
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Sep 11, 2019 |
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It'll make you go "wowowowowowow!"
|
Sep 10, 2019 |
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Little dung beetles going "what the heck is this?!"
|
Sep 09, 2019 |
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I Knew It Was You...
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Sep 08, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 2nd-6th September 2019
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Sep 07, 2019 |
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It was an owl sanctuary. Sounds like a hoot!
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Sep 06, 2019 |
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Wilko. No... Wilco? No! Wilko. Wilco...?
|
Sep 05, 2019 |
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I promise it's not about politics!
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Sep 04, 2019 |
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It's served on a what?! Why?
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Sep 03, 2019 |
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This tea tastes like tarmac!
|
Sep 02, 2019 |
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Ooh, I like a huff!
|
Sep 01, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 26th-30th August 2019
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Aug 31, 2019 |
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Aficionado of a Wimpy Bender
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Aug 30, 2019 |
|
The Steve Allen Cocktail Club
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Aug 29, 2019 |
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Alzheimers.org.uk and click on 'sign our letter'
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Aug 28, 2019 |
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Bake Off is back! and dirtier than ever!
|
Aug 27, 2019 |
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Stevie may have been the best ever!
|
Aug 26, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 19th-23rd August 2019
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Aug 24, 2019 |
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Or as I like to call it; death in a wrapper
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Aug 23, 2019 |
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That's a six hour round trip! Six! Hours!
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Aug 22, 2019 |
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Old, old, old, old clothes
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Aug 21, 2019 |
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Kilts are English?! Hahaha!
|
Aug 20, 2019 |
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Marmite on...
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Aug 19, 2019 |
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And then we had tomato soup!
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Aug 18, 2019 |
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Goldfish can live for a very long time!
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Aug 16, 2019 |
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Being sarcastic in the morning, is so much more me!
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Aug 15, 2019 |
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Hippies were never cool!
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Aug 14, 2019 |
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Some of my favourite moments have occurred with a hot dog sausage...
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Aug 13, 2019 |
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We'll have two fish pies and do you watch pornography?
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Aug 12, 2019 |
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And we're back to haddock
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Aug 11, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 5th-9th August 2019
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Aug 10, 2019 |
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I certainly don't slide into anyone's DMs!
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Aug 09, 2019 |
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Her show is somehow worse than advertised...
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Aug 08, 2019 |
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Those Beers ARE sexist
|
Aug 07, 2019 |
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He disguised himself as... what?!
|
Aug 06, 2019 |
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I always wash my legs
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Aug 05, 2019 |
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Wash your mouth out...
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Aug 04, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 29th July-2nd August 2019
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Aug 03, 2019 |
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The point of the story is...
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Aug 02, 2019 |
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Pinch, punch & a kick!
|
Aug 01, 2019 |
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Why would anyone ever go to a bureau de change?
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Jul 31, 2019 |
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Purple stem broccoli is rock hard
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Jul 30, 2019 |
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DO NOT TEXT IN YOUR FAVOURITE THEME TUNES
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Jul 29, 2019 |
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What would Amy Winehouse be like now? In a dreadful state one would imagine.
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Jul 28, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 22nd-26th July
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Jul 27, 2019 |
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Always be prepared before you visit Subway!
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Jul 26, 2019 |
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The truth about Michael Fabricant's hair...
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Jul 25, 2019 |
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I want all of the Gregg's foods!
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Jul 24, 2019 |
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A 100ft Seagull plucking Nessie from the Loch!
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Jul 23, 2019 |
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My future House
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Jul 22, 2019 |
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Polysexuality? Is that to do with a parrot?
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Jul 21, 2019 |
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The Best of: 15th-19th July 2019
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Jul 20, 2019 |
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But I thought tomatoes were good for you?!
|
Jul 19, 2019 |
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Where did Zappy go?
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Jul 18, 2019 |
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I am the Number 1
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Jul 17, 2019 |
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Scented candles DO NOT mask fish odour (yes they do)
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Jul 16, 2019 |
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Sleeping for Hours!
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Jul 15, 2019 |
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I ended up on the roof in my pants!
|
Jul 14, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 8th-12th July 2019
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Jul 13, 2019 |
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But Corey, your hair just looks the same!
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Jul 12, 2019 |
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Hello Mrs Matthews. Can Stuart come out to play?
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Jul 11, 2019 |
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I'll bring my washing round as well - she can do mine!
|
Jul 10, 2019 |
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That's why God invented frozen mashed potato!
|
Jul 09, 2019 |
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Chatting someone up in the supermarket
|
Jul 08, 2019 |
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A whole camel. How big is their oven?!
|
Jul 07, 2019 |
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Hair Spray!
|
Jul 05, 2019 |
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My hanging baskets
|
Jul 04, 2019 |
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Wimbledon Strawberries
|
Jul 03, 2019 |
|
Which Restaurant was it?
|
Jul 02, 2019 |
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My Gym Session
|
Jul 01, 2019 |
|
Canvas Knickers
|
Jun 30, 2019 |
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Pot Noodles
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Jun 28, 2019 |
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Glastonbury Festival
|
Jun 27, 2019 |
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Stop touching your hair
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Jun 26, 2019 |
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I am the Insectocutioner!
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Jun 25, 2019 |
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Being single is great
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Jun 24, 2019 |
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There's something erotic about peanut butter!
|
Jun 23, 2019 |
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the Best Of: 17th-21st June 2019
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Jun 22, 2019 |
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Seals don't sing!
|
Jun 21, 2019 |
|
Who would want to eat a duck's tongue?
|
Jun 20, 2019 |
|
Steve Allen saves the English language
|
Jun 19, 2019 |
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It's international Picnic Day! And I just HATE Gherkins...
|
Jun 18, 2019 |
|
The Love Island Models
|
Jun 17, 2019 |
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Phnom Penh to Bangkok... by bus!
|
Jun 16, 2019 |
|
What a strange Mug
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Jun 14, 2019 |
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Ozzy Boy is back
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Jun 13, 2019 |
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Toxic Waste's are gross
|
Jun 12, 2019 |
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Ice Cream!
|
Jun 11, 2019 |
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Skinny Jeans are a nightmare!
|
Jun 10, 2019 |
|
Marvellous draught excluders!
|
Jun 09, 2019 |
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the Best Of: 3rd-7th June 2019
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Jun 08, 2019 |
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The Bird Song!
|
Jun 07, 2019 |
|
75th Anniversary of D-DAY
|
Jun 06, 2019 |
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Me, My Team and Spikers
|
Jun 05, 2019 |
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The Trump Haircut
|
Jun 04, 2019 |
|
My take on Love Island
|
Jun 03, 2019 |
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Healing hands for ailing dogs
|
Jun 02, 2019 |
|
The Best Of: 27th-31st May 2019
|
Jun 01, 2019 |
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Many thanks to Producer Chris
|
May 31, 2019 |
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The Flying Scotsman is heading my way!
|
May 30, 2019 |
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My toothbrush must be magic
|
May 29, 2019 |
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Wait 'til you hear what I've finally learned this morning
|
May 28, 2019 |
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We didn't have doughnuts in my day
|
May 27, 2019 |
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He has a look about him that’s like haunted tupperware
|
May 26, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 20th-24th May 2019
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May 25, 2019 |
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The Steve Allen Flower Show
|
May 24, 2019 |
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When you've got to go, you've got to go
|
May 23, 2019 |
|
I'm sad for Jamie Oliver too
|
May 22, 2019 |
|
SPOILER kills SPOILER and SPOILER wins the Game of Thrones - and I couldn't care less
|
May 21, 2019 |
|
It is not a Noddy car. It is a real car!
|
May 20, 2019 |
|
Robert Dyas is the most fantastic shop in the world
|
May 19, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 13th-17th May 2019
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May 18, 2019 |
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My car doesn't have a name - and he never will either
|
May 17, 2019 |
|
Hot tubs? How posh!
|
May 16, 2019 |
|
We had an pacific amount of people telling us about bad pronounciations today
|
May 15, 2019 |
|
Day-time TV shows will cancel 'freak show' guests en masse now
|
May 14, 2019 |
|
My god the age gap has widened alarmingly!
|
May 13, 2019 |
|
I'm an Aston Villa fan
|
May 12, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 6th-10th May 2019
|
May 11, 2019 |
|
Why don't American's like our food?
|
May 10, 2019 |
|
Fiver says we stop talking about Archie by Monday
|
May 09, 2019 |
|
I'm surprisingly good at flower arranging
|
May 08, 2019 |
|
I'm proud to announce that the royal baby will be called "Nissan Juke"
|
May 07, 2019 |
|
Men. Should. Not. Wear. Sandals.
|
May 06, 2019 |
|
We're Straight Sandwiches, we don't hang out with gay sandwiches
|
May 05, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 29th April-3rd May 2019
|
May 04, 2019 |
|
The Theo Usherwood Fan Club is going weak at the knees!
|
May 03, 2019 |
|
I learnt about THAT rudely-named Austrian village this morning
|
May 02, 2019 |
|
Gather round the Maypole!
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May 01, 2019 |
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What a shameless cheapskate!
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Apr 30, 2019 |
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Surely you knew E.T.'s spaceship was real?
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Apr 29, 2019 |
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Nuns on rollerskates
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Apr 28, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 22nd-26th April 2019
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Apr 27, 2019 |
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Shut up Dough Boy, or back in the packet you go!
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Apr 26, 2019 |
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Pigeon's are just not worth protecting
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Apr 25, 2019 |
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We've decided that Maidstone United is the OFFICIAL football team of the Steve Allen Show
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Apr 24, 2019 |
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There is only one way to order your bank notes
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Apr 23, 2019 |
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The Donkey was HOW big?!
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Apr 22, 2019 |
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And what actually HAPPENED on Easter Sunday?
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Apr 21, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 15th-19th April 2019
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Apr 20, 2019 |
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How do you not know what a Jelly Belly is?!
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Apr 19, 2019 |
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Why you should never try chocolate body paint
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Apr 18, 2019 |
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How to pay for the Notre Dame repairs: sell bits of burnt wood!
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Apr 17, 2019 |
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I've got a fair idea why someone might have a problem with a Polski Sklep
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Apr 16, 2019 |
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I didn't realise I was allowed to say these words! How exciting!
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Apr 15, 2019 |
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More excuses for celebrities to get their kit off
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Apr 14, 2019 |
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Scottish cash is as worthless as Monopoly money
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Apr 12, 2019 |
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The black hole sounds as bleak as the Jordan lookalikes
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Apr 11, 2019 |
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Always road-test them on the first date!
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Apr 10, 2019 |
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It's a very holy morning, apparently
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Apr 09, 2019 |
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So why ARE Black Cabs exempt from the ULEZ charge?
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Apr 08, 2019 |
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Did you know Bob Holness played James Bond?
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Apr 07, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 1st-5th April 2019
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Apr 06, 2019 |
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Uri Geller can't bend spoons and he can't bend pipes either
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Apr 05, 2019 |
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Flaunt those shiny heads!
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Apr 04, 2019 |
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There are really still people called Alf?!
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Apr 03, 2019 |
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I promise not to use this glue to stick my naked body to any windows
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Apr 02, 2019 |
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It'll only tell me the time - but I'm tempted
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Apr 01, 2019 |
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Wooden Groin
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Mar 31, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 25th-29th March 2019
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Mar 30, 2019 |
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I don't wear a bra at night either
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Mar 29, 2019 |
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Short, sweet and (mostly) B-word free
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Mar 28, 2019 |
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Early morning ice cream
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Mar 27, 2019 |
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Of course you can wash yourself with a bucket
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Mar 26, 2019 |
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Save money on the gym and just walk upstairs!
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Mar 25, 2019 |
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No I will not hand him the microphone!
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Mar 21, 2019 |
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Humpty Dumpty was a Creme Egg
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Mar 20, 2019 |
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Whistle while you work
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Mar 19, 2019 |
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I've uncovered a big fraud - he's as Scottish as I am!
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Mar 18, 2019 |
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Apparently people seem to think I'm 65...
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Mar 17, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 11th-15th March 2019
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Mar 16, 2019 |
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Today was an upsetting show - as news came in from New Zealand
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Mar 15, 2019 |
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Ladies Day was as classless as usual, then
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Mar 14, 2019 |
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All wasps must die
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Mar 13, 2019 |
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It's Eggsit Day: poached or coddled?
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Mar 12, 2019 |
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The Kayla Allen Show
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Mar 11, 2019 |
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Did she even have a baby? Who knows?!
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Mar 10, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 4th-8th of March 2019
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Mar 09, 2019 |
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No, I really WASN'T expecting it!
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Mar 08, 2019 |
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My milkshake brings all the Spikers to the yard
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Mar 07, 2019 |
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The Steve Allen Cookbook: spam on Mondays...
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Mar 06, 2019 |
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'Tis the Festival of St Pancake
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Mar 05, 2019 |
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Sploff, spluff, sploof, splöf... We do ALL the regional dialects
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Mar 04, 2019 |
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Lemon and sugar
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Mar 03, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 25th February-1st March 2019
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Mar 02, 2019 |
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Why David Lammy is spot on about Comic Relief
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Mar 01, 2019 |
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Nudist beaches-not for me thank you!
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Feb 28, 2019 |
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Are launderettes really dying out?
|
Feb 27, 2019 |
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The Year of the Begonia
|
Feb 26, 2019 |
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This has to be a new low for Scottish Boy
|
Feb 25, 2019 |
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Why is it called Shag?
|
Feb 24, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 19th-22nd February 2019
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Feb 23, 2019 |
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THAT many fish fingers - and I'm not even ashamed
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Feb 22, 2019 |
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How will the world's richest cat spend her fortune?
|
Feb 21, 2019 |
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Our two topics for today: the ISIS bride and Creme Eggs
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Feb 20, 2019 |
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Such fond memories of school
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Feb 19, 2019 |
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You all seem as sceptical about the ISIS bride's claims as I am
|
Feb 18, 2019 |
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Lord Save Us From Gregg Wallace
|
Feb 17, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 11th-15th February 2019
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Feb 16, 2019 |
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It seems most of you agree with me - no, she CANNOT come back
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Feb 15, 2019 |
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If you're lonely today, there's probably a good reason for that
|
Feb 14, 2019 |
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Guess what I've got...!
|
Feb 13, 2019 |
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You're all obsessed with keyless cars... Go away!
|
Feb 12, 2019 |
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Why I don't bother going to the cinema
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Feb 11, 2019 |
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The lame leading the lame on that one.
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Feb 10, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 4th-8th February 2019
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Feb 09, 2019 |
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Driving lessons with Mr Moyles?
|
Feb 08, 2019 |
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There are people out there who impersonate beggars... Sickening
|
Feb 07, 2019 |
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Of course there's a different view each morning!
|
Feb 06, 2019 |
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Crisps in soup? Disgusting!
|
Feb 05, 2019 |
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Live from the middle lane
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Feb 04, 2019 |
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Warwick's Naked Rowers...
|
Feb 03, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 28th January-1st February 2019
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Feb 02, 2019 |
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Thank you very much, we've had enough of the snow
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Feb 01, 2019 |
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Valentine's Day - the most wasteful day of the year!
|
Jan 31, 2019 |
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Danny Dyer SHOULD NOT have a game show
|
Jan 30, 2019 |
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It's my cake! Mine!
|
Jan 29, 2019 |
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The GC hits the ice... Literally!
|
Jan 28, 2019 |
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Kelly Brook has slightly better attributes than I have
|
Jan 27, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 21st-25th January 2019
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Jan 26, 2019 |
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Clan takeover
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Jan 25, 2019 |
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The snowflakes are tumbling in force this morning
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Jan 24, 2019 |
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It seems we hand out awards to convicts, now
|
Jan 23, 2019 |
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I'm sick of the publicity-seeking over this crash now
|
Jan 22, 2019 |
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Someone has nicked the moon!
|
Jan 21, 2019 |
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Do you think the Chinese have time for that?
|
Jan 20, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 14th-18th January 2019
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Jan 19, 2019 |
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You've given me a bunch of reasons to stay in London
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Jan 18, 2019 |
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The other kinds of snowflake are on the way
|
Jan 17, 2019 |
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Can I get through the whole show without saying the B-word?
|
Jan 16, 2019 |
|
Scottish Boy has REALLY done it now!
|
Jan 15, 2019 |
|
The Steve and Siri Show
|
Jan 14, 2019 |
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I did it about 20 times yesterday whilst I was watching television
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Jan 13, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 7th-11th January 2019
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Jan 12, 2019 |
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I drive a what, now?!
|
Jan 11, 2019 |
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Basil? Thyme? Who knows?
|
Jan 10, 2019 |
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Our word of the day is 'eskimo'
|
Jan 09, 2019 |
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Today's challenge: don't fall asleep before 7am
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Jan 08, 2019 |
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It's very nearly showtime
|
Jan 07, 2019 |
|
Strawberry Blonde He Claims...
|
Jan 06, 2019 |
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The Best Of: 31st December 2018-4th January 2019
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Jan 05, 2019 |
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I've been contacted by the best troll yet
|
Jan 04, 2019 |
|
Soup of the day
|
Jan 03, 2019 |
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You won't believe these lies from Scottish Boy
|
Jan 02, 2019 |
|
New year, same Steve
|
Jan 01, 2019 |
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Lee Ryan doesn't care about you
|
Dec 31, 2018 |
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If she's on the tequila, she'll last about an hour.
|
Dec 30, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 24th-28th December 2018
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Dec 29, 2018 |
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It's Friday!
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Dec 28, 2018 |
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I've had After Eights for Breakfast.
|
Dec 27, 2018 |
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What did you get for Christmas? I got a willy warmer....
|
Dec 26, 2018 |
|
Cucumber infused water??
|
Dec 25, 2018 |
|
Steve Allen - The Whole Show - 24 Dec 18
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Dec 24, 2018 |
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I'm surrounded by fat boys!
|
Dec 23, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 17th-21st December 2018
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Dec 22, 2018 |
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Things are droning on and on and on at Gatwick!
|
Dec 21, 2018 |
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Woman? People? Woman? People?
|
Dec 20, 2018 |
|
Who's up for a trip to Stevenage?
|
Dec 19, 2018 |
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Why SHOULDN'T Thomas Markle want to see his own daughter?
|
Dec 18, 2018 |
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I've got a new pass! Oh the excitement!
|
Dec 17, 2018 |
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Jamie Oliver brought me mince pies...
|
Dec 16, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 10th-14th December 2018
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Dec 15, 2018 |
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The GC and Arg are doing WHAT?! Eurgh!
|
Dec 14, 2018 |
|
Who wants to broadcast from the lingerie store?
|
Dec 13, 2018 |
|
The names Allen, Steve Allen
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Dec 12, 2018 |
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Season's greetings from Steve Allen, 39
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Dec 11, 2018 |
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I have the voice of an angel and that's that
|
Dec 10, 2018 |
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Squirty Cream
|
Dec 09, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 5th-7th December 2018
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Dec 08, 2018 |
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THAT break up
|
Dec 07, 2018 |
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Haggis? Nah - I'll stick to toast, thanks
|
Dec 06, 2018 |
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You tip the bin men how much?!
|
Dec 05, 2018 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Can a triple child murderer ever be rehabilitated?
|
Dec 04, 2018 |
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Matt Stadlen in for Steve Allen: Why don't we target middle class drug users to cut gang crime?
|
Dec 03, 2018 |
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Sometimes I'm so talented I don't know what accents I'm doing.
|
Dec 02, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 26th-30th November 2018
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Dec 01, 2018 |
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Kara-no-ke
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Nov 30, 2018 |
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Who needs Brexit chat when you've got facts about marmalade
|
Nov 29, 2018 |
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Steve Allen: The Movie - coming soon to a cinema far from you
|
Nov 28, 2018 |
|
Why llamas are disgusting creatures
|
Nov 27, 2018 |
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I never ****ing swear!
|
Nov 26, 2018 |
|
Prince Charles loves red squirrels. He names them...
|
Nov 25, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 19th-23rd November 2018
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Nov 24, 2018 |
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Could I buy an aircraft carrier?
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Nov 23, 2018 |
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Only 1 in 200 of you still use soap
|
Nov 22, 2018 |
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Let me introduce you to a man called Jim
|
Nov 21, 2018 |
|
I'm pleased that I'm not in the papers myself, this morning
|
Nov 20, 2018 |
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It isn't even a little bit funny
|
Nov 19, 2018 |
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I could listen to this all day, I really could.
|
Nov 18, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 12th-16th November 2018
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Nov 17, 2018 |
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Some woman called Theresa is coming in to LBC later
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Nov 16, 2018 |
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I learnt a lot about the number 48 this morning
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Nov 15, 2018 |
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You know things are serious when Theo pops in
|
Nov 14, 2018 |
|
What do 'lozenge', 'syringe' and 'range' have in common?
|
Nov 13, 2018 |
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Today's lonely lorry driver will accept neon lights - one day
|
Nov 12, 2018 |
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You won't find anyone butcher than Andrew Castle
|
Nov 11, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 5th-9th November 2018
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Nov 10, 2018 |
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I'm a pigeon racist, apparently
|
Nov 09, 2018 |
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You Brits abroad love your follow-on milk!
|
Nov 08, 2018 |
|
These thugs are giving vegans a bad name
|
Nov 07, 2018 |
|
Portion of chips, anyone?
|
Nov 06, 2018 |
|
5 days of Bonfire night is too much!
|
Nov 05, 2018 |
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If you have it all the time, you're not going to get that excited.
|
Nov 04, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 29th October-2nd November 2018
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Nov 03, 2018 |
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Some of your first crushes are rather... predictable
|
Nov 02, 2018 |
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It's impossible to explain why, but liver is quite tasty
|
Nov 01, 2018 |
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It doesn't take much for a song to get banned
|
Oct 31, 2018 |
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Those generic BBC spokespeople are being kept busy again
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Oct 30, 2018 |
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Better get out those leg warmers!
|
Oct 29, 2018 |
|
Is everyone off to Bruges all of a sudden?
|
Oct 28, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 22nd-26th October 2018
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Oct 27, 2018 |
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Melinda Messenger still has a career? As what?!
|
Oct 26, 2018 |
|
Big feet doesn't mean big ...
|
Oct 25, 2018 |
|
Toys and 'Toys'
|
Oct 24, 2018 |
|
What can vegans eat?
|
Oct 23, 2018 |
|
This is the week when the weather gets cold
|
Oct 22, 2018 |
|
Mince pies.
|
Oct 21, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 16th-19th October 2018
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Oct 20, 2018 |
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What DOES the Lame one do?
|
Oct 19, 2018 |
|
We're all still measuring our fingers
|
Oct 18, 2018 |
|
So you take clothes off and then put other clothes on... Why?!
|
Oct 17, 2018 |
|
I had a special new producer today
|
Oct 16, 2018 |
|
Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: What should be done with Anjem Choudary?
|
Oct 15, 2018 |
|
Have you ever cooked fish in the dishwasher?
|
Oct 14, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 8th-12th October 2018
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Oct 13, 2018 |
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Eugenie might blow away... Eamonn will ensure the cake doesn't
|
Oct 12, 2018 |
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Puppets aren't gay
|
Oct 11, 2018 |
|
The boss is in for a shock later
|
Oct 10, 2018 |
|
Will they be serving peanuts at the wedding?
|
Oct 09, 2018 |
|
It's a very special day here at LBC
|
Oct 08, 2018 |
|
For some reason you have to wear a flat cap every time you visit to Yorkshire
|
Oct 07, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 1st-5th October 2018
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Oct 06, 2018 |
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It's all only made possible by you
|
Oct 05, 2018 |
|
Look what I found down the back of the sofa...
|
Oct 04, 2018 |
|
What the internet was invented for
|
Oct 03, 2018 |
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She may be the face I can't forget
|
Oct 02, 2018 |
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Is anyone going to tip me? Thought not.
|
Oct 01, 2018 |
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Milk.
|
Sep 30, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 24th-28th September 2018
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Sep 29, 2018 |
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You'll be singing this new song all weekend
|
Sep 28, 2018 |
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I've been sent something rather special
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Sep 27, 2018 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: How would Corbyn's economic plans change Britain?
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Sep 26, 2018 |
|
What IS that you've got up there, Dave?
|
Sep 25, 2018 |
|
I never got a badge
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Sep 24, 2018 |
|
What a funny thing to fall out your trousers!
|
Sep 23, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 17th-21st September 2018
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Sep 22, 2018 |
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I've learnt far too much about certain medical procedures today
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Sep 21, 2018 |
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That's how you do it, Pete
|
Sep 20, 2018 |
|
More visions of that big win - so it must be coming soon!
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Sep 19, 2018 |
|
It's back - get your tickets now!
|
Sep 18, 2018 |
|
Keep the bucket close by...
|
Sep 17, 2018 |
|
Bye Bye Big Brother!
|
Sep 16, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 10th-14th September 2018
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Sep 15, 2018 |
|
What does Elton buy from John Lewis (and Partners)?!
|
Sep 14, 2018 |
|
What about MY daily routine, Marky Mark?
|
Sep 13, 2018 |
|
Exciting things to do on holiday
|
Sep 12, 2018 |
|
The animal breed that's really quite racist (oh, and she dies)
|
Sep 11, 2018 |
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Half-marathon? Yeah right...
|
Sep 10, 2018 |
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Do you eat the skin?
|
Sep 09, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 3rd-7th September 2018
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Sep 08, 2018 |
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I found out some very sad news during the programme
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Sep 07, 2018 |
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My friend does something quite odd with old tyres
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Sep 06, 2018 |
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I hope it's especially windy around the producer's house
|
Sep 05, 2018 |
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I don't care how you make your cream teas
|
Sep 04, 2018 |
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All I want is an electric tape dispenser... Oh, and a Phantom
|
Sep 03, 2018 |
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What did Thomas the Tank Engine ever do?
|
Sep 02, 2018 |
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The Best Of: 27th-31st August 2018
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Sep 01, 2018 |
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Our cat hated us and I've come to accept that
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Aug 31, 2018 |
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Whoever they are, sack them!
|
Aug 30, 2018 |
|
Where is that bloomin' article?
|
Aug 29, 2018 |
|
Seven-day Steve
|
Aug 28, 2018 |
|
Some of you lazy people get a day off work
|
Aug 27, 2018 |
|
Freeze Dried Pets
|
Aug 26, 2018 |
|
Move over Nick Ferrari...
|
Aug 24, 2018 |
|
I?m Steve Allen, Mr Approachable
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Aug 23, 2018 |
|
Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra
|
Aug 23, 2018 |
|
Dame Edna was a bloke in drag???
|
Aug 22, 2018 |
|
How many hoovers do I have?
|
Aug 21, 2018 |
|
Do all Koalas have chlamydia?
|
Aug 20, 2018 |
|
Earlier I shared some watermelon with Zora Suleman...
|
Aug 19, 2018 |
|
We say a little prayer for you
|
Aug 17, 2018 |
|
10-4, good buddy!
|
Aug 16, 2018 |
|
My name is Steve and I'm a hoarder
|
Aug 15, 2018 |
|
Please declare yourselves for my gay pie-chart now
|
Aug 14, 2018 |
|
Bring on the rain
|
Aug 13, 2018 |
|
Chicken Chicken Crumble
|
Aug 12, 2018 |
|
Let it rain on Twickenham this weekend
|
Aug 10, 2018 |
|
It's D-Day
|
Aug 09, 2018 |
|
The misery is finally over
|
Aug 08, 2018 |
|
We gave away a very special prize this morning
|
Aug 07, 2018 |
|
The next reggae joke earns a ban
|
Aug 06, 2018 |
|
I was disappointed in the raspberry ripple
|
Aug 05, 2018 |
|
Don't dare go out today
|
Aug 03, 2018 |
|
Ouch! That's sharp!
|
Aug 02, 2018 |
|
You're earning WHAT?
|
Aug 01, 2018 |
|
Do not pass go, do not collect £200
|
Jul 31, 2018 |
|
Trips abroad? Staycations? Nah, maybe not...
|
Jul 30, 2018 |
|
Matt Stadlen's had his car towed.
|
Jul 29, 2018 |
|
Shall I just climb into the fridge today?
|
Jul 27, 2018 |
|
Anyone for an ice cream?
|
Jul 26, 2018 |
|
The big question of the day: does the Waterloo station Burger King have a window?
|
Jul 25, 2018 |
|
Whoever is controlling the thermostat, turn it down now please
|
Jul 24, 2018 |
|
You'll have to rip the hosepipe out of my cold, dead hands
|
Jul 23, 2018 |
|
I've always got ten bottles of water in the fridge
|
Jul 22, 2018 |
|
Enjoy Frisky Friday, Spikers!
|
Jul 20, 2018 |
|
Well done Cliff
|
Jul 19, 2018 |
|
"Nice to see you again"?! Sod off!
|
Jul 18, 2018 |
|
The water is apparently being reserved for the South - and rightly so
|
Jul 17, 2018 |
|
Coming soon: Twickenham spaceport
|
Jul 16, 2018 |
|
Llama goats pigs sheep and horses.
|
Jul 15, 2018 |
|
Who will turning up for the big anti-Trump march? He won't be there!
|
Jul 13, 2018 |
|
I might start doing naked pics and putting them online
|
Jul 12, 2018 |
|
I don't care if it's coming home or coming out, frankly
|
Jul 11, 2018 |
|
Well I did tell you to watch Boris...
|
Jul 10, 2018 |
|
Mrs Usherwood, look what you've done!
|
Jul 09, 2018 |
|
Seaweed is cabbage, did you know that?
|
Jul 08, 2018 |
|
Let those bunnies alone
|
Jul 06, 2018 |
|
Keep quiet about my free water dispenser, please
|
Jul 05, 2018 |
|
Esther, please stop that immediately
|
Jul 04, 2018 |
|
Do I LOOK like I go to discount shops?
|
Jul 03, 2018 |
|
When I was a Boy Scout, I learnt to... erm...
|
Jul 02, 2018 |
|
He had a little tiny one. And mine was big. Made a lovely noise when you started it up.
|
Jul 01, 2018 |
|
I'll need the weekend just to recover from THAT question
|
Jun 29, 2018 |
|
I care even less about tonight's match than I do about the tacky old WAGs
|
Jun 28, 2018 |
|
A pint of blood? That's very nearly an arm!
|
Jun 27, 2018 |
|
Jamie Oliver can't dance
|
Jun 26, 2018 |
|
Another one here....
|
Jun 25, 2018 |
|
Aberdonians are mean
|
Jun 24, 2018 |
|
£1.5million, you say?
|
Jun 22, 2018 |
|
I had no idea so many of you are so common
|
Jun 21, 2018 |
|
A requiem for good manners
|
Jun 20, 2018 |
|
From Harry Kane to D.A.L. O'Brien, every day is a school day
|
Jun 19, 2018 |
|
I can exclusively reveal I won't be taking over Question Time
|
Jun 18, 2018 |
|
Gemma Atkinson: was ex-Hollyoaks, now ex-everything
|
Jun 17, 2018 |
|
People of St. John's Wood - I am watching you
|
Jun 15, 2018 |
|
How violent was YOUR teacher?
|
Jun 14, 2018 |
|
I promise never to wear shorts ever again
|
Jun 13, 2018 |
|
Are there any leftovers from Trump and Kim's big lunch?
|
Jun 12, 2018 |
|
Harry and Meghan are working about as hard as the Beckhams
|
Jun 11, 2018 |
|
Her wild partying ways have got out of hand. As has her face...
|
Jun 10, 2018 |
|
Like it or not, the high street is dead and Amazon will only get stronger
|
Jun 08, 2018 |
|
I'm getting tired of talking about people I've known dying
|
Jun 07, 2018 |
|
It's all a bit muggy, really
|
Jun 06, 2018 |
|
I can barely remember last week, let alone being two years old
|
Jun 05, 2018 |
|
Find me a Wimpy!
|
Jun 04, 2018 |
|
You're supposed to leave her a tip when you leave the toilet.
|
Jun 03, 2018 |
|
The tale of the little boy who couldn't get on the bus
|
Jun 01, 2018 |
|
This bunch going onto Love Island seem intelligent...
|
May 31, 2018 |
|
I'm pleased for David Copperfield this morning
|
May 30, 2018 |
|
8485-No
|
May 29, 2018 |
|
I'm so pleased I can see Kylie so well now
|
May 28, 2018 |
|
Loch Ness Monster
|
May 27, 2018 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: How fair is it to restrict where smokers can light up more?
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May 25, 2018 |
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The phone in the studio is haunted!
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May 24, 2018 |
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They turned up for you, Dale
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May 23, 2018 |
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It's Dale's day
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May 22, 2018 |
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If you thought it was all over, I've got some bad news
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May 21, 2018 |
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Was there a wedding yesterday?
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May 20, 2018 |
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Did you know there's a wedding on tomorrow?
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May 18, 2018 |
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Our word of the day: up
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May 17, 2018 |
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The Markles: coming soon to a TV near you, I suspect
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May 16, 2018 |
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This wedding isn't going well, is it?
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May 15, 2018 |
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The Royal couple need a picnic basket, that should be obvious
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May 14, 2018 |
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Have I made the Rich List? Find out here!
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May 13, 2018 |
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Roll up, roll up, for the 4am Spike!
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May 11, 2018 |
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It hasn't been the easiest few weeks, really
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May 10, 2018 |
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The brakes on the bus go down and down
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May 09, 2018 |
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Adele is oh-so-classy
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May 08, 2018 |
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Fancy a cuppa? In THIS heat?!
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May 07, 2018 |
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Shorts should be banned from the work place
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May 06, 2018 |
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Hardly anyone bothered voting again
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May 04, 2018 |
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Bless the royals with their cutsie titles
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May 03, 2018 |
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No, of course it won't be Mark Wright taking over
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May 02, 2018 |
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This Dorothy sure is popular
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May 01, 2018 |
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Ruddy hell - she's finally gone
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Apr 30, 2018 |
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Get ready for the LBC morris dancers
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Apr 29, 2018 |
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I'm not saying Kim Jong-un is gay or anything...
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Apr 27, 2018 |
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It's a celebrity chefs special!
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Apr 26, 2018 |
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I'm off to find some asparagus now
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Apr 25, 2018 |
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Woman has baby
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Apr 24, 2018 |
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I now know Ian Botham a little too well
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Apr 23, 2018 |
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I'm not sure the Queen would have enjoyed Shaggy
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Apr 22, 2018 |
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One newspaper has misquoted me quite badly this morning
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Apr 20, 2018 |
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I was as shocked as the rest of you
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Apr 19, 2018 |
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Give one of Eddie's lorries a big wave on his big day
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Apr 18, 2018 |
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I'm off to take a tablet and see what happens
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Apr 17, 2018 |
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Harry's got a job - but what is it?
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Apr 16, 2018 |
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She's got pork chops under there!
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Apr 15, 2018 |
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Don't mention the date!
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Apr 13, 2018 |
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Why didn't they tell us the big strip-off wasn't for charity in the first place?
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Apr 12, 2018 |
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I didn't want to be naked on the beach...
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Apr 11, 2018 |
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I wonder what underpants Prince Phillip wears...
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Apr 10, 2018 |
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Ohhhhhh I'm just sick of these April showers
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Apr 09, 2018 |
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Coleen on Strictly? Why?
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Apr 08, 2018 |
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I?ve got that Friday feeling!
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Apr 06, 2018 |
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The Steve Allen Show: The program your mother gave birth to you for!
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Apr 05, 2018 |
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Kay Burley might have a great new co-host on Sky News very soon
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Apr 04, 2018 |
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I drove a car as a child as well - and I didn't crash it either
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Apr 03, 2018 |
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So what is Easter Monday all about anyway?
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Apr 02, 2018 |
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Happy Easter!
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Apr 01, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 26th-30th March 2018
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Mar 31, 2018 |
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Life is too short to waste time collecting coupons
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Mar 30, 2018 |
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Guess the word: a fun game to fill Julian Assange's empty days
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Mar 29, 2018 |
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One senior police officer has really taken the biscuit
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Mar 28, 2018 |
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Meet LBC's new cricket expert
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Mar 27, 2018 |
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Spend a day on the buses around Twickenham for an experience like no other
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Mar 26, 2018 |
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I've started dreaming about Clive Bull, help
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Mar 25, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 19th-23rd March 2018
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Mar 24, 2018 |
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The doctor wants to see me for 20 minutes... Uh-oh
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Mar 23, 2018 |
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Who fancies a party in my new Swiss chalet?
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Mar 22, 2018 |
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How about Cheryl and Dec then?
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Mar 21, 2018 |
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Steve and Dec has a ring to it, don't you think?
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Mar 20, 2018 |
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I'm no closer to working out what sort of cat I want
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Mar 19, 2018 |
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Gigi, if you're listening Sweatpea, try to get him to wear butch clothes
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Mar 18, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 12th-16th February 2018
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Mar 17, 2018 |
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Will you still need me, will you still feed me?
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Mar 16, 2018 |
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Did I have fun in Waitrose the other day...!
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Mar 15, 2018 |
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I'm afraid I didn't understand a word that the late Prof Hawking wrote
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Mar 14, 2018 |
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Theresa, say something nice about Vlad, quick!
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Mar 13, 2018 |
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Comedy legend Sir Ken Dodd dies, aged 90
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Mar 12, 2018 |
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Ian Payne is in for Steve Allen
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Mar 11, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 5th-8th March 2018
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Mar 10, 2018 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Has Trump tamed Kim after all?
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Mar 09, 2018 |
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Marr-le-bone? Marry-le-bone? Let's call the whole thing... Baker Street
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Mar 08, 2018 |
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If you see my missing guest, please hand him in to lost property
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Mar 07, 2018 |
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Russian spies are targeting the Spike now!
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Mar 06, 2018 |
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I'm so pleased for Gary Oldman
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Mar 05, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 26th February-2nd March 2018
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Mar 03, 2018 |
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There are a lot of sore heads at Global Towers this morning
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Mar 02, 2018 |
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Snow AND a storm? Is this REALLY necessary?
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Mar 01, 2018 |
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NOW it's snowing
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Feb 28, 2018 |
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Guess what? Still no snow here!
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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Stop lying - it isn't snowing
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Feb 26, 2018 |
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It's a Creme Egg - not Cream. Obviously.
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Feb 25, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 19th-23rd February 2018
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Feb 24, 2018 |
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Get your sledges ready - snow is coming
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Feb 23, 2018 |
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Stop boring me with the curling now, please
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Feb 22, 2018 |
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Anna, unless you absolutely need them, take the dark glasses off please
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Feb 21, 2018 |
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The KFC shortage will be a disaster for one TV host
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Feb 20, 2018 |
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Some lions do sound quite camp
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Feb 19, 2018 |
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What is a fruit brush?
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Feb 18, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 12th-16th February 2018
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Feb 17, 2018 |
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My bed cost more than that - and what of it?
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Feb 16, 2018 |
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Dr Johnson was so right
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Feb 15, 2018 |
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He's being injected with WHAT?!
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Feb 14, 2018 |
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I think I've had enough of charity shops now
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Feb 13, 2018 |
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Unfortunately for one listener this morning, I'm not a dating agency
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Feb 12, 2018 |
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Yes you're getting beheaded, but we'll get you drunk first
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Feb 11, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 5th-9th February 2018
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Feb 10, 2018 |
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Am I the rudest man on radio?!
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Feb 09, 2018 |
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I'm spending the entire day listening to our Eurovision entry
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Feb 08, 2018 |
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Go on Loose Women, ask Andrex about that tour down under!
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Feb 07, 2018 |
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Don't bother buying tickets for the big draw tonight
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Feb 06, 2018 |
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My next life sounds quite dull
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Feb 05, 2018 |
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Could a vegan please tell me what they put in their sandwiches?
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Feb 04, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 29th January-2nd February 2018
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Feb 03, 2018 |
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Details of how you can book Ann Widdecombe for your evening entertainment
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Feb 02, 2018 |
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Does anyone want to play kiss chase with me next month?
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Feb 01, 2018 |
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People laud my pancake-preparing abilities all the time
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Jan 31, 2018 |
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How Sir David Attenborough ruined my dinner
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Jan 30, 2018 |
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It's nearly time to prepare those baskets
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Jan 29, 2018 |
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Orange County, Beverly Hills, New York - I love all the Real Housewives
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Jan 28, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 22nd-26th January 2017
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Jan 27, 2018 |
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Bowls: is it just a load of balls?
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Jan 26, 2018 |
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I just can't understand why kids should lose out from a dodgy charity do
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Jan 25, 2018 |
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Good news: the festive season ISN'T over
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Jan 24, 2018 |
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We've all been saying Eugenie's name wrong, apparently
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Jan 23, 2018 |
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Doesn't everyone imagine what they look like dead?
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Jan 22, 2018 |
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Five thousand a night? I don?t think so
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Jan 21, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 15th-19th January 2018
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Jan 20, 2018 |
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Global's Naked Calendar: coming soon
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Jan 19, 2018 |
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I'm really not that bothered about the Bayeux Embroidery
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Jan 18, 2018 |
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Angel Delight is back... again
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Jan 17, 2018 |
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Please hold on - the show is about start
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Jan 16, 2018 |
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50 Shades of Green
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Jan 15, 2018 |
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I'm off to the panto later!
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Jan 14, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 8th-12th January 2018
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Jan 13, 2018 |
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Non-entities axed from reality show you don't watch anyway
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Jan 12, 2018 |
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My life is one long search for a toilet
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Jan 11, 2018 |
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James O'Brien's car
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Jan 10, 2018 |
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I want to jazz up train announcements
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Jan 09, 2018 |
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Lychees: the Scottish Viagra
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Jan 08, 2018 |
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It's veneer for me when I go, and I'm coming back to haunt you all
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Jan 07, 2018 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 1st-5th January 2018
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Jan 06, 2018 |
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More fake news about the Titanic
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Jan 05, 2018 |
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Postie Pat and their pet of unidentified colours
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Jan 04, 2018 |
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Ferne, care to explain this one to us?
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Jan 03, 2018 |
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Louise, you won't pull at G-A-Y...
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Jan 02, 2018 |
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Happy New Year!
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Jan 01, 2018 |
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Do yourself a favour and stay in this New Years Eve, I am
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Dec 31, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen 25th-29th December 2017
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Dec 30, 2017 |
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Kangaroo Milk....
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Dec 29, 2017 |
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I smell wonderful!
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Dec 28, 2017 |
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I?m taking a break!
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Dec 27, 2017 |
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The Steve Allen Boxing Day Breakfast Show
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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The Steve Allen Christmas Breakfast Show
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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Kalettes? Never heard of them.
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Dec 24, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 18th-22nd December 2017
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Dec 23, 2017 |
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I'm actually in a good mood this morning. Enjoy it.
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Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dipping biscuits in tea? How disgusting!
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Dec 21, 2017 |
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Being able to read autocue and say it's cloudy makes you a celeb!
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Dec 20, 2017 |
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I'm off to the Blind Beggar, guvnor
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Dec 19, 2017 |
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Babies: do they know it's Christmastime at all? No!
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Dec 18, 2017 |
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Would you eat your dead mum? I wouldn't.
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Dec 17, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 11th-15th December 2017
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Dec 16, 2017 |
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Maybe I should launch a Steve Allen calendar for 2018
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Dec 15, 2017 |
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The Nigel Farage Show, apparently
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Dec 14, 2017 |
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I got bored of watching TV, so I thought I'd come back...
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Dec 13, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Why don't we take space exploration seriously?
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Dec 12, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Are you jumping on the Bitcoin bandwagon?
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Dec 11, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Sunday early breakfast
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Dec 10, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Jerusalem plus breaking Brexit news
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Dec 08, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: How can we stop moped gangs' crime spree?
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Dec 07, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: What will finally make people take air pollution seriously?
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Dec 06, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: How do you keep the peace in your family?
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Dec 05, 2017 |
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The cough persists
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Dec 04, 2017 |
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Sorry, but Corgis are ugly
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Dec 03, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 27th November-1st December 2017
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Dec 02, 2017 |
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It's the first of December!!!
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Dec 01, 2017 |
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Steve Allen - The Whole Show - 30 Nov 17
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Nov 30, 2017 |
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Boneless pig rectums?!
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Nov 29, 2017 |
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Royal Engagement: She blatantly wears the pants...
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Nov 28, 2017 |
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My tree is thick and bushy....ho ho ho
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Nov 27, 2017 |
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Santa Spy Cams & being single is ok
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Nov 26, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 20th-24th November 2017
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Nov 25, 2017 |
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Ban Sleeping Beauty and get Humpty Dumpty to take the King to court
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Nov 24, 2017 |
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The Moody Steve Allen Show
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Nov 23, 2017 |
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Red Christmas lights
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Nov 22, 2017 |
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I fell asleep in the office... James O'Brien tried to bury me
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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Marry-joo-ahh-na
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Nov 20, 2017 |
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Is Ann Widdecombe a flannel or a loofah?
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Nov 19, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 13th-17th November 2017
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Nov 18, 2017 |
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Oh for goodness sake they are still going on about the sausage rolls!!
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Nov 17, 2017 |
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Jesus was replaced with a sausage roll? And what?!
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Nov 16, 2017 |
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Have you ever put a condom on your head and blown it up?
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Nov 15, 2017 |
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What have they found?!
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Nov 14, 2017 |
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Flannels and real sponges
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Nov 13, 2017 |
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Steve Dixon, please get those glasses sorted...
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Nov 12, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 6th-10th November 2017
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Nov 11, 2017 |
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Lunch with Paul Smith (the newsreader) will take 4 hours today
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Nov 10, 2017 |
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We got in a bit of a jam today
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Nov 09, 2017 |
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Just what DID Santa say to Paddington?!
|
Nov 08, 2017 |
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Lewis Hamilton has got HOW MUCH? I'm off to Dublin...
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Nov 07, 2017 |
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We learnt a lot about tramadol this morning
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Nov 06, 2017 |
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Inappropriateness at work
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Nov 05, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 30th October-3rd November 2017
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Nov 04, 2017 |
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Morning darlings! Uh-oh...
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Nov 03, 2017 |
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Wait til you hear this morning's car park shocker!
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Nov 02, 2017 |
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What can we do about these senseless acts? Nothing, I'm afraid
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Nov 01, 2017 |
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Poppies: left or right? I have the answer
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Oct 31, 2017 |
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I've got to chuck all my Tommy Bahamas shirts out now
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Oct 30, 2017 |
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What's the time?
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Oct 29, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 21st-27th October 2017
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Oct 28, 2017 |
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Today's show was well sick
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Oct 27, 2017 |
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£6 for a steak? That'll do, pig
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Oct 26, 2017 |
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What did your talking toys say to you?
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Oct 25, 2017 |
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I can't wait to see 'GC' vs the BBC
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Oct 24, 2017 |
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T minus zero days
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Oct 23, 2017 |
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Tap water? No thanks
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Oct 22, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 16th-20th October 2017
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Oct 21, 2017 |
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Penny: the tip of the iceberg, I fear
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Oct 20, 2017 |
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I've made a new purchase
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Oct 19, 2017 |
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Consider yourselves at home
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Oct 18, 2017 |
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Why Twickenham needs more conning towers
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Oct 17, 2017 |
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Firefighter Sam? Nah, doesn't work, does it?
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Oct 16, 2017 |
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Apparently doctors will be asking whether you're gay...
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Oct 15, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 9th-13th October 2017
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Oct 14, 2017 |
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You all wear old scents
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Oct 13, 2017 |
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£155 for a meal? I'm too common, me
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Oct 12, 2017 |
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I can tell you now Iain Dale will NOT be wearing a suit today
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Oct 11, 2017 |
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Mr December
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Oct 10, 2017 |
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I found out something rather upsetting during this morning's show
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Oct 09, 2017 |
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I'm getting my jogging shorts on this morning...
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Oct 08, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 2nd-6th October 2017
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Oct 07, 2017 |
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Thanks for your support on Global's Make Some Noise Day
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Oct 06, 2017 |
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I lost my voice once... The nation rejoiced
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Oct 05, 2017 |
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It seems I've been denied that jackpot yet again
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Oct 04, 2017 |
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It's a sell-out
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Oct 03, 2017 |
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I feel so sorry for all the staff at Monarch this morning
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Oct 02, 2017 |
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What's a "Broman"?
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Oct 01, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 25th-29th September 2017
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Sep 30, 2017 |
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Chicken, anyone?
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Sep 29, 2017 |
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The tale of the skin graft
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Sep 28, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: What's racist about a tour of fried chicken shops?
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Sep 27, 2017 |
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A few black cab drivers got rather nasty this morning
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Sep 26, 2017 |
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Exercising on the radio: great if you're listening in stereo
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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I've never been in an Uber...
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Sep 24, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 18th-22nd September 2017
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Sep 23, 2017 |
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Kick off your heels, get your boobies out, here we go!
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Sep 22, 2017 |
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Never try what one bride in Ireland has done, please
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Sep 21, 2017 |
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Some babies are ugly - it's just a fact
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Sep 20, 2017 |
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I've learned the key to happiness... and that's why I'm sad
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Sep 19, 2017 |
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Where DID Michael Fabricant's hair come from?
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Sep 18, 2017 |
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I am BACK! And what a week I've had...
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Sep 17, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: How aware are you of your health risks?
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Sep 15, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Is our national culture really under threat because some pubs have closed?
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Sep 14, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: What's wrong with the idea behind so-called 'gender neutral clothes'?
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Sep 13, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: why should weddings cost an average of £27k?
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Sep 12, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Should Paul Hollywood be hung out to dry over that Nazi fancy dress costume?
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Sep 11, 2017 |
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I had a falling out with the halogen oven...
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Sep 10, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 4th-8th September 2017
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Sep 09, 2017 |
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I'm Jeff and my phone is playing up
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Sep 08, 2017 |
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After Wills and Kate, then Harry and Meghan, now George is in the papers!
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Sep 07, 2017 |
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Harry and Meghan can't have it both ways
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Sep 06, 2017 |
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It's a baby...
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Sep 05, 2017 |
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Shove the kids out of the door and onto a bus
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Sep 04, 2017 |
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Maybe I should take up Zumba...
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Sep 03, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 28th August-1st September 2017
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Sep 02, 2017 |
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As if I'd ever allow anyone in unannounced!
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Sep 01, 2017 |
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I'm just off to put together a spreadsheet about the producer
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Aug 31, 2017 |
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It's such a shame I can't repeat the story I heard this morning
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Aug 30, 2017 |
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Colin Jackson? No way?!
|
Aug 29, 2017 |
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Dry rub or wet marinated
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Aug 28, 2017 |
|
What happens when you boil a tin of condensed milk?
|
Aug 27, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 21st-25th August 2017
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Aug 26, 2017 |
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No knife-lickers here, please.
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Aug 25, 2017 |
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Firemen rescued some piglets from a barn fire. Guess what their thank-you gift was?
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Aug 24, 2017 |
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I had to pay for lunch AGAIN
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Aug 23, 2017 |
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I keep a supply of spare stamps, just in case...
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Aug 22, 2017 |
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So, how was that Bros gig over the weekend?
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Aug 21, 2017 |
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Tributes have been pouring in for Sir Bruce Forsyth
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Aug 20, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 14th-18th August 2017
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Aug 19, 2017 |
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Coverage of the Barcelona and Cambrils terror attacks
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Aug 18, 2017 |
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We're trying to work out what's in a Walnut Whip...
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Aug 17, 2017 |
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I discovered Chiswick - I'm basically Christopher Colombus.
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Aug 16, 2017 |
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I got shouted at by a bus driver yesterday...
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Aug 15, 2017 |
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You'll never guess how much Paul the newsreader paid to park in London...
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Aug 14, 2017 |
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I've got a 'thick cornea', whatever that means...
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Aug 13, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 7th-11th August 2017
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Aug 12, 2017 |
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I had to do an eye test. I failed.
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Aug 11, 2017 |
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We're all geared up for 7:30
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Aug 10, 2017 |
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I've got an interesting fact for you this morning
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Aug 09, 2017 |
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What's in the papers then? Oh...
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Aug 08, 2017 |
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What is Stacey Soloman droning on about?
|
Aug 07, 2017 |
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On today's show, you can win a microwave oven!
|
Aug 06, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 31st July-4th August 2017
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Aug 05, 2017 |
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Let's play 'Guess the RAF base'
|
Aug 04, 2017 |
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I call mine Eric
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Aug 03, 2017 |
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Starbuck your ideas up
|
Aug 02, 2017 |
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Ee-bah-gum, I think we've found my old house in t'Yorkshire!
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Aug 01, 2017 |
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Green tea? It looks like something from outer space...
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Jul 31, 2017 |
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Cyclists have closed most of London... again.
|
Jul 30, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 24th-28th July 2017
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Jul 29, 2017 |
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We had a student visiting us today. I know...
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Jul 28, 2017 |
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'Bonk with Steve': coming soon to LBC. Maybe.
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Jul 27, 2017 |
|
I have such an odd profession...
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Jul 26, 2017 |
|
I could talk about sex...or failing that I could just guess?
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Jul 25, 2017 |
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I don't like cricket...
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Jul 24, 2017 |
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It doesn't look like I'm going to win this vote...
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Jul 23, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 17th-21st July 2017
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Jul 22, 2017 |
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Vote Allen, vote often
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Jul 21, 2017 |
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I still don't care about the BBC salaries... except for One programme
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Jul 20, 2017 |
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It's none of your business what BBC stars earn!
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Jul 19, 2017 |
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If Love Island is OK, I can think of something else they might as well put on TV
|
Jul 18, 2017 |
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It doesn't matter if the Doctor and the Daleks are women and the cybermen are gay!
|
Jul 17, 2017 |
|
Does anybody actually watch Doctor Who?
|
Jul 16, 2017 |
|
The Best of Steve Allen - 10th-14th July 2017
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Jul 15, 2017 |
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They're a bit odd at Wimbledon, aren't they?
|
Jul 14, 2017 |
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Why I won't be getting the pots and pans out later
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Jul 13, 2017 |
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The washing machine should be in the wash room, where the servants sleep
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Jul 12, 2017 |
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The Queen will be in a mood when she reads the papers this morning
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Jul 11, 2017 |
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It's Charlie Gard's day of destiny
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Jul 10, 2017 |
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It's the morning after Pride in London...
|
Jul 09, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 3rd-7th July 2017
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Jul 08, 2017 |
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The tale of the tennis bad-boy and the teenager you'll never hear from again
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Jul 07, 2017 |
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What sort of person drives a Volvo? Oh, James O'Brien
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Jul 06, 2017 |
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Heard much about what's going on on Blue Peter lately? Thought not
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Jul 05, 2017 |
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It's not looking good for Matt and Luke
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Jul 04, 2017 |
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I like my strawberries plump and juicy and my cream as thick as possible...
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Jul 03, 2017 |
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I'm a gourmet chef, you know...
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Jul 02, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 26th-30th June 2017
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Jul 01, 2017 |
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What I did in a pub once... is a story for another day
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Jun 30, 2017 |
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Queen Camilla? I'm not so sure
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Jun 29, 2017 |
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No, I won't be watching Wimbledon
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Jun 28, 2017 |
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The running joke continues
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Jun 27, 2017 |
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Thank you, driver
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Jun 26, 2017 |
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I'm back! Let's see if I can remember how to do this...
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Jun 25, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: When does a joke go too far?
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Jun 23, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Is getting married at a young age a bad idea?
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Jun 22, 2017 |
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Ian Payne in for Steve Allen: Would you like to retire early?
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Jun 21, 2017 |
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It's the day before H-Day
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Jun 20, 2017 |
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It's yet another sad morning, as we wake up to the news from Finsbury Park
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Jun 19, 2017 |
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Grenfell Tower - where have the council been?
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Jun 18, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 12th-16th June 2017
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Jun 17, 2017 |
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I don't want to hear about "lessons being learned" - it's too late
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Jun 16, 2017 |
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More reaction to the Grenfell Tower fire
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Jun 15, 2017 |
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Live coverage of the fire in North Kensington
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Jun 14, 2017 |
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My Christmas card secret revealed
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Jun 13, 2017 |
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I thought Apollo Creed was an aftershave
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Jun 12, 2017 |
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I go away for ONE day, and everything happens...
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Jun 11, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 5th-8th June 2017
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Jun 10, 2017 |
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What AM I going to do with my Friday off?
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Jun 08, 2017 |
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Why DID Aunty Enid keep hold of her car keys all those years?
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Jun 07, 2017 |
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Proof that we're carrying on: there's another tragic lot in the Big Brother house!
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Jun 06, 2017 |
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London remains open for business
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Jun 05, 2017 |
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Ongoing coverage of the London terror attack
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Jun 04, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 29th May-2nd June 2017
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Jun 03, 2017 |
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If there's a thunderstorm later, blame the producer
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Jun 02, 2017 |
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Oh dear - another desperate bunch are heading onto Love Island
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Jun 01, 2017 |
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Eeey-oop, it's t' Northern Show, duck
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May 31, 2017 |
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You'll never guess what the Chiltern Firehouse waitress is up to now...
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May 30, 2017 |
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It's a Bank Holiday - of course it's wet!
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May 29, 2017 |
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Remember the dog that ran off with a lamb? The dog's turned up... without the lamb.
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May 28, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 22nd-26th May 2017
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May 27, 2017 |
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It's all about the bells
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May 26, 2017 |
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The front pages are still dominated by a very sick person, I'm afraid
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May 25, 2017 |
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I nearly cried several times this morning
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May 24, 2017 |
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It's another sad, sombre morning in Britain
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May 23, 2017 |
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Meanwhile over on BBC Radio Leeds...
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May 22, 2017 |
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Was there a wedding yesterday?
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May 21, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 15th-19th May 2017
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May 20, 2017 |
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When I win EuroMillions tonight, rest assured it's all mine
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May 19, 2017 |
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Mind that spike - it looks very sharp indeed!
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May 18, 2017 |
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Why the McDonald's ad shouldn't have been withdrawn
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May 17, 2017 |
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The nation celebrates as Ian Brady finally dies
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May 16, 2017 |
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My emotional bid to make it through to the next round on BGT
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May 15, 2017 |
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Azerbaijan and Australia beat us in Eurovision...
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May 14, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 8th-12th May 2017
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May 13, 2017 |
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A bruising experience
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May 12, 2017 |
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If you don't like needles, cover your ears...
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May 11, 2017 |
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Today is the day: I'm off to the hospital
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May 10, 2017 |
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What's my catchphrase?
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May 09, 2017 |
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I brought in my fidget spinner today
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May 08, 2017 |
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I?m only here this morning because I?m missing from the Sunday Times rich list?
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May 07, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 1st-5th May 2017
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May 06, 2017 |
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Prince Philip, enjoy your rest, sir
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May 05, 2017 |
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Soya and almond milk? No, thank you...
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May 04, 2017 |
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Signature roast chicken...?
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May 03, 2017 |
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Can I have a little cocktail, please?
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May 02, 2017 |
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I used to look like Kevin Keegan
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May 01, 2017 |
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Apparently Brooklyn Beckham's taking lessons in how to be cool
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Apr 30, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 24th-28th April 2017
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Apr 29, 2017 |
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Let's see those jazz hands!
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Apr 28, 2017 |
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Isn't the producer wrong to hate Bohemian Rhapsody?
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Apr 27, 2017 |
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New clues about Maddie? We've heard it all before
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Apr 26, 2017 |
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Aussie Boy is back to tell me about Anzac Day
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Apr 25, 2017 |
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I want to do an OB from Pippa's wedding
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Apr 24, 2017 |
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It's London Marathon day...
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Apr 23, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 17th-21st April 2017
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Apr 22, 2017 |
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What could you possibly get the Queen for her birthday?
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Apr 21, 2017 |
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No, I still can't tell you the Peter Andre joke
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Apr 20, 2017 |
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We're all reeling from yet more shocking news yesterday
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Apr 19, 2017 |
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"Get ou' my barber's!"
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Apr 18, 2017 |
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What is Easter Monday about anyway?
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Apr 17, 2017 |
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They've found the most expensive dog wash in the world...
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Apr 16, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 10th-14th April 2017
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Apr 15, 2017 |
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Can someone explain to me what the Reverend Richard Coles is upset about?
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Apr 14, 2017 |
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Details on what's coming up instead of Musical Hour today
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Apr 13, 2017 |
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I went bin diving yesterday....
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Apr 12, 2017 |
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It's Steve at the mic for the 4am spike!
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Apr 11, 2017 |
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The Aussie Producer is 32 today!
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Apr 10, 2017 |
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Apparently Will.I.Am wants to join the Corrie cast... oh dear.
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Apr 09, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 3rd-7th April 2017
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Apr 08, 2017 |
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Well we never saw THAT coming...
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Apr 07, 2017 |
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Like the rest of you, I'm utterly shocked by the Barry Manilow news
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Apr 06, 2017 |
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Oh, I'd love to go to the Vatican
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Apr 05, 2017 |
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I've got a new £1 coin!
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Apr 04, 2017 |
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Today's stupid person is Person Scott
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Apr 03, 2017 |
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The Aussie Producer is ill
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Apr 02, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 27th-31st March 2017
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Apr 01, 2017 |
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I have an important reminder for my Scottish listeners
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Mar 31, 2017 |
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Steve Allen's Artisan Radio Show
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Mar 30, 2017 |
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It's Brexit Day
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Mar 29, 2017 |
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White Vibration Finger?
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Mar 28, 2017 |
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Morning love...
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Mar 27, 2017 |
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Did you remember to buy your mum flowers..?
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Mar 26, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 20th-24th March 2017
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Mar 25, 2017 |
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London is open for business
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Mar 24, 2017 |
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Reactions to the Westminster terror attack
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Mar 23, 2017 |
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Clive Bull has a talented producer...
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Mar 22, 2017 |
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Former Northern Ireland Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness dies aged 66
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Mar 21, 2017 |
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Kerry Katona: I'm surprised she sold as many tickets as that!
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Mar 20, 2017 |
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Lille gets the Steve Allen stamp of approval
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Mar 19, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 13th-17th March 2017
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Mar 18, 2017 |
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It's St Patrick's Day... err, and something else too
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Mar 17, 2017 |
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The Beefsteak Club
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Mar 16, 2017 |
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Storm Stella: Imagine being battered by 7 inches!
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Mar 15, 2017 |
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I'm still poorly...give me sympathy
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Mar 14, 2017 |
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I've got a bit of a cough
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Mar 13, 2017 |
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Please don't tell me your favourite TV theme tunes...
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Mar 12, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 6th-10th March 2017
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Mar 11, 2017 |
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Swing low, sweet ch... Oh, we can't sing that now
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Mar 10, 2017 |
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The Budget: if you can breathe, they're coming after you
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Mar 09, 2017 |
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It's budget day!
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Mar 08, 2017 |
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Paul Burrell is gay?! We are just all so shocked.....
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Mar 07, 2017 |
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There are still a few Bros tickets available...
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Mar 06, 2017 |
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When will those... those shows be cancelled?
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Mar 05, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 27th February-3rd March 2017
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Mar 04, 2017 |
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Sir Ken Dodd only got Prince William: how disappointing!
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Mar 03, 2017 |
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The Nightly Show: utter trash, ladies and gentlemen
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Mar 02, 2017 |
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Dydd Gwyl Dewi Hapus. Wait, that does mean "Happy St David's Day", right?
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Mar 01, 2017 |
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Apparently, we're supposed to wipe our lightbulbs once a year...
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Feb 28, 2017 |
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The Oscars went well, didn't they?
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Feb 27, 2017 |
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So how was YOUR Friday?
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Feb 26, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 20th-24th February 2017
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Feb 25, 2017 |
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We Stoke the fire, and I appear on the Musical Hour
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Feb 24, 2017 |
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Storm Doris is sweeping in... Batten down the hatches
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Feb 23, 2017 |
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Madonna's dressed up her latest two acquisitions...
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Feb 22, 2017 |
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Lettuce is for weirdos.
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Feb 21, 2017 |
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Who is Angela Scanlon? Oh, a nobody!
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Feb 20, 2017 |
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Have we seen a hygiene certificate for Stig Abell's kitchen?!
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Feb 19, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 13th-17th February 2017
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Feb 18, 2017 |
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Wasn't yesterday's Musical Hour great?
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Feb 17, 2017 |
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Goodbye Waitrose, hello Primark: another day in Staines
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Feb 16, 2017 |
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Guess who's on Loose Women this morning? Yes, it's the Lotto girl!
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Feb 15, 2017 |
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Valentine's Day? I'd rather have a TUC biscuit with some pickle on it...
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Feb 14, 2017 |
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I want to be a driving examiner... and to book contestants for The Jump
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Feb 13, 2017 |
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A lottery winner says her £1m jackpot has ruined her life... the family brain cell must have been on loan.
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Feb 12, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 6th-10th February 2017
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Feb 11, 2017 |
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Snails for Valentine's Day? Maybe not
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Feb 10, 2017 |
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Men with women's names... like Kristen
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Feb 09, 2017 |
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Where do you keep your sauce? The cupboard or the fridge?
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Feb 08, 2017 |
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The David Beckham story just won't go away
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Feb 07, 2017 |
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Somebody's really got it in for David Beckham
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Feb 06, 2017 |
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The runners are going to ruin my day
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Feb 05, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 30th January-3rd February 2017
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Feb 04, 2017 |
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Lettuce shortage? Just the tip of the iceberg!
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Feb 03, 2017 |
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There's ANOTHER word you can't say anymore... so I'll say it loads
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Feb 02, 2017 |
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Pinch and a Punch!
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Feb 01, 2017 |
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Storm Doris will whip the UK - Woo! Finally, a dominatrix storm.
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Jan 31, 2017 |
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My latest guilty pleasure on the TV is Can't Pay Or We'll Take It Away...
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Jan 30, 2017 |
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David Beckham was on Desert Island Discs... all in all it was a little bit predictable.
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Jan 29, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 23rd-27th January 2017
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Jan 28, 2017 |
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They should equip ticket inspectors with machine guns to deal with first class fare dodgers
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Jan 27, 2017 |
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I'm living the dream - I bought a new washing up bowl... in GREY!
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Jan 26, 2017 |
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Gardening with Steve Allen....
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Jan 25, 2017 |
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Goodbye Gorden Kaye
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Jan 24, 2017 |
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So I can't even have toast and roast potatoes now!
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Jan 23, 2017 |
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It's the Steve Dixon... Sorry, the Steve Allen Show
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Jan 22, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 16th-20th January 2017
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Jan 21, 2017 |
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Please don't tell me what your favourite milkshake is - I don't care
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Jan 20, 2017 |
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Coming soon: the LBC Steve Allen vest and pants set
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Jan 19, 2017 |
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All of this packaging for a simple dust pan and brush?!
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Jan 18, 2017 |
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Whee! It's all going on in the world of celebrity isn't it?
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Jan 17, 2017 |
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Katie Price has another naked calendar out... How riveting!
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Jan 16, 2017 |
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Posh Spite
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Jan 15, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 9th-13th January 2017
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Jan 14, 2017 |
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It's Friday the 13th... but it might snow in Twickenham later!
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Jan 13, 2017 |
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There's snow in Cairngorm and the Trossachs... but not Twickenham
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Jan 12, 2017 |
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Are we going to see inches of the white stuff everywhere? Is it going to snow??
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Jan 11, 2017 |
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Cooking with Steve Allen...Al Dente
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Jan 10, 2017 |
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There's a Tube strike on, but we'll battle through
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Jan 09, 2017 |
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Twickenham is set for a bleak 2017
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Jan 08, 2017 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 2nd-6th January 2017
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Jan 07, 2017 |
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I went on Amazon after drinking prosecco: oops!
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Jan 06, 2017 |
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You made me think of "Ring of Bright Water" this morning
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Jan 05, 2017 |
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Have you heard? James O'Brien has conjunctivitis...it's very contagious
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Jan 04, 2017 |
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You've had your break! Get out of bed and straight back to work!
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Jan 03, 2017 |
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Jailhouse Rock will never sound the same again
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Jan 02, 2017 |
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Reactions to a bleak start to 2017, as Istanbul is attacked again
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Jan 01, 2017 |
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We've found the other clip of myself and Sweep... and others too!
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Dec 30, 2016 |
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Our tribute to Debbie Reynolds, as this cruel, cruel year takes another
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Dec 29, 2016 |
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Ha! Gayyyyyy
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Dec 28, 2016 |
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I'm such a liability in the studio...but I have given you loads of time checks!
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Dec 27, 2016 |
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We pay tribute to the late George Michael
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Dec 26, 2016 |
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Merry Christmas, one and all!
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Dec 25, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 19th-23rd December 2016
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Dec 24, 2016 |
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I had to use the big boys' studio today... Oh no!
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Dec 23, 2016 |
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Philip, what sandwich would you like for the train?
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Dec 22, 2016 |
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Bye! I'll Facetime you...
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Dec 21, 2016 |
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Rolling coverage and reaction to Berlin and Turkey
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Dec 20, 2016 |
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Pump up the volume!
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Dec 19, 2016 |
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We dug out Mr M's "Sweep" clip this morning
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Dec 18, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 12th-16th December 2016
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Dec 17, 2016 |
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Why I'm never mentioning a certain soft drinks company again!
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Dec 16, 2016 |
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I got the producer to play around with the 'dump' button today
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Dec 15, 2016 |
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I wonder how long I can talk for without the papers? I like a challenge
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Dec 14, 2016 |
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After last night it's clear the ruder I become the more happy people become
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Dec 13, 2016 |
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Why on earth are you all naming your cars?!
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Dec 12, 2016 |
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No, my Brian Sewell impression does NOT sound like Kenneth Williams!
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Dec 11, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 5th-9th December 2016
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Dec 10, 2016 |
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What's your favourite sexual position?
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Dec 09, 2016 |
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Just what did the Australian producer get up to at the Christmas party?
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Dec 08, 2016 |
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Do I have one of those £50k fivers? Watch this space!
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Dec 07, 2016 |
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It's hilarious how many of you are texting me that Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits...get a life! I'm SO over it.
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Dec 06, 2016 |
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Sprouts for breakfast... why not?!
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Dec 05, 2016 |
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Reindeer with Christmas dinner: You've seen the film, you've met the cast, now eat it
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Dec 04, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 28th November-2nd December 2016
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Dec 03, 2016 |
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Basingstoke: so bad it hasn't even got a Monopoly board
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Dec 02, 2016 |
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Growing up near Hull: it was a place where men were men - and sheep were frightened
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Dec 01, 2016 |
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It's so cold! You could wee an icicle!
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Nov 30, 2016 |
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I'll warn you in advance - this wasn't the happiest of shows
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Nov 29, 2016 |
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Ed Balls and Honey G gone on the same night - how funny...
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Nov 28, 2016 |
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Brace your ears for one of the worst things we've ever heard...
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Nov 27, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 21st-25th November 2016
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Nov 26, 2016 |
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It's Black Friday... so I won't be going to ANY shops today!
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Nov 25, 2016 |
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Complaining is good for you
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Nov 24, 2016 |
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U is for Unicorn and S is for Sploff
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Nov 23, 2016 |
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No one has a shower with their hands behind their head - that's a bimbo pose!
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Nov 22, 2016 |
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Aussies use tears to wash their faces
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Nov 21, 2016 |
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The worst 'Twelve Days of Christmas' ever
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Nov 20, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 14th-18th November 2016
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Nov 19, 2016 |
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I want to be frozen like Jeremy Bentham
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Nov 18, 2016 |
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Why I'm not buying the story about the missing, bored 15 year-old
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Nov 17, 2016 |
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Enough with the Bubble cars ladies and gentlemen!
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Nov 16, 2016 |
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I found something in the newsroom...
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Nov 15, 2016 |
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Got milk? part 2
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Nov 14, 2016 |
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Have you heard what Mr M did to my Su-Bo chat with Paul Smith?
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Nov 13, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 7th-11th November 2016
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Nov 12, 2016 |
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This podcast contains secrets about Paul Smith. Keep them to yourselves.
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Nov 11, 2016 |
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I predict a lot of things correctly... but even I didn't see THAT coming!
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Nov 10, 2016 |
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Surely Hillary Clinton has it? She's got Lady Gaga in her corner!
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Nov 08, 2016 |
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The latest desperate Jungle lot are on their way down under
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Nov 07, 2016 |
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"Princess? Yeah, they call me that too."
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Nov 06, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 31st October-4th November 2016
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Nov 05, 2016 |
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Who has a sidecar?
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Nov 04, 2016 |
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Is Earl Grey tea girlie?
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Nov 03, 2016 |
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If you're over the age of 53, dispose of your denim immediately!
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Nov 02, 2016 |
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Posh names, do you have one?
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Nov 01, 2016 |
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I've been sent some whisky mince pies
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Oct 31, 2016 |
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I may have dropped a Strictly spoiler... Ah well!
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Oct 30, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 24th-28th October 2016
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Oct 29, 2016 |
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The agony goes on
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Oct 28, 2016 |
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Vinnie Jones to sell carpets to celebrities... Will it be Matt Allwright?
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Oct 27, 2016 |
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How do you make an Essex Girl laugh on a Saturday? Tell her the joke on Wednesday...ha!
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Oct 26, 2016 |
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When it gets hot bees squirt water at each other...did you know that?
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Oct 25, 2016 |
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In Conversation With Darren Adam
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Oct 24, 2016 |
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Guildford: city or town?
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Oct 23, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 17th-21st October 2016
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Oct 22, 2016 |
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Got milk?
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Oct 21, 2016 |
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Will The Donald trump Hillary? I don't think so...
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Oct 20, 2016 |
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66 days until Christmas! Who has the best Mince Pies?
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Oct 19, 2016 |
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I love how people are texting in saying Nick Abbot was winding them up!
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Oct 18, 2016 |
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"Hi, my name's Steve, I'm from Deck Z"
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Oct 17, 2016 |
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I did it, I got my free jar of Marmite!
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Oct 16, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 10th-14th October 2016
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Oct 15, 2016 |
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Waterboarding for scary clowns
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Oct 14, 2016 |
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What happened to 'customer service'?
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Oct 13, 2016 |
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Will Young quits Strictly! He had a hissy fit apparently...
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Oct 12, 2016 |
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Steve Allen: Stripped Back to Basics
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Oct 11, 2016 |
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Trump v Clinton: very much the evil of two lessers
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Oct 10, 2016 |
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Bros sold out in seven seconds... apparently
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Oct 09, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 3rd-7th October 2016
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Oct 08, 2016 |
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We made lots of noise... and (mostly) sold out the Hippodrome show!
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Oct 07, 2016 |
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If the Bros concert sells out, I'll eat the studio!
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Oct 06, 2016 |
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Danniella Westbrook: what an utter waste of space.
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Oct 05, 2016 |
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Kim had £8M of jewellery?!
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Oct 04, 2016 |
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Giving up smoking
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Oct 03, 2016 |
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A birthday on a Sunday? How miserable!
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Oct 02, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 26th-30th September 2016
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Oct 01, 2016 |
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Novelty songs
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Sep 30, 2016 |
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Is that an envelope in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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Sep 29, 2016 |
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More urban myths dispelled
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Sep 27, 2016 |
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Is Paddington Bear at Euston station?
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Sep 26, 2016 |
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Catboy and Alyssa
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Sep 25, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 19th-23rd September 2016
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Sep 24, 2016 |
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Why I may drive a Bentley, but I'm still working class
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Sep 23, 2016 |
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Why I missed Charlie Dimmock's bra-less adventures
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Sep 22, 2016 |
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Have you heard James O'Brien's magical hour?!
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Sep 21, 2016 |
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I asked Daniel Radcliffe if he has ever shaved his bottom...he said yes!
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Sep 20, 2016 |
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The Great Lesbian Bake Off
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Sep 19, 2016 |
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It's Katie Price day - she's a nurse, you know!
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Sep 18, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 12th-16th September 2016
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Sep 17, 2016 |
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I told we'd name and shame that disgraceful Ground Zero accountant
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Sep 16, 2016 |
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Why the police should crush the car of anyone caught using their phone while driving
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Sep 15, 2016 |
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I despise this hot weather and anyone who walks around with their shirt off. Peasants! It really is a ghastly thing to do!
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Sep 14, 2016 |
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How many people does it take to make a radio show?!
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Sep 13, 2016 |
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"I'm constantly disorientated - I've obviously got pneumonia!"
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Sep 12, 2016 |
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This podcast is brought to you by... aliens!
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Sep 11, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 5th-9th September 2016
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Sep 10, 2016 |
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How do you fancy having the North Korean ambassador for your neighbour?
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Sep 09, 2016 |
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What shall I do when I take over Top Gear?
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Sep 08, 2016 |
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It's very sweet to have other radio stations but there's just no competition
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Sep 07, 2016 |
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Steve Allen - Wildebeests, they're a bit dim aren't they?
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Sep 06, 2016 |
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Today's show is about a man called Jim who sells washing machines...
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Sep 05, 2016 |
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"I thought Steve Allen was dead?!"
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Sep 04, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 29th August-2nd September
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Sep 03, 2016 |
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Seaside towns: mostly awful
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Sep 02, 2016 |
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The Austrailian naked bike ride is like the British. Just smaller..
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Sep 01, 2016 |
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What was that noise? Was that my stomach? Oh my that was loud!
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Aug 31, 2016 |
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I'm here until 7am!
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Aug 30, 2016 |
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The One with the Big Announcement
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Aug 29, 2016 |
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Nando's? I'd be happy sitting outside Marks and Spencer's with some oven chips, thanks
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Aug 28, 2016 |
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The Best of Steve Allen - 22nd-26th August 2016
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Aug 27, 2016 |
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What an exciting weekend for anyone near Dagenham!
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Aug 26, 2016 |
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The panic is over - we've found Spagbol!
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Aug 25, 2016 |
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"It's going to be HOT HOT HOT"
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Aug 24, 2016 |
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"I don't know how this show gets an audience. What did you talk about on today's show Steve? Myself on YouTube..."
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Aug 23, 2016 |
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There's nothing wrong with watching Christmas films in August!
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Aug 22, 2016 |