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Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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S4 Ep94: Thanksgivities
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Jodie and Celia do a Thanksgiving episode to “beat the band” (you’ll get it when you listen) where they share some of their favorite Thanksgiving fails courtesy of the interwebs. They also debrief on a few of their own Thanksgiving memories (Celia’s weirdly involve pets and their genitalia. No one knows why.) and Jodie creates a new word! Lastly, they play a round of Thanksgiving MadLibs which, goes exactly as you would expect. 
 
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Nov 24, 2021
S4 Ep93: Army Of Femmebots
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The ladies discuss how to teach kids emotional intelligence while also recognizing their own patterns and (ew) feelings. Then, Sabrina shares a story from her childhood which, in turn, gives Jodie and Celia a lesson on how to raise an army of femmebots. It’s a whole education situation on NTIST this week!

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Nov 17, 2021
S4 Ep92: You're Hormonal
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In this episode, Celia shares an especially hard momming moment: that she failed miserably at dealing with her emotions about her daughters having a new stepmom. Celia talks about how badly she reacted to a situation, she and Jodie discuss how overwhelming co-parenting with former partners can be, and how sharing your children with other people isn’t always easy. Then, in an unprecedented moment, Jodie, Celia, and Sabrina all get the feels so seriously that strange, clear liquid leaked from their faces. Also - Jodie calls Celia out for being hormonal as only Jodie can, and Celia gives herself a new nickname.

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Nov 10, 2021
S4 Ep91: Bumping PeePees with Lala Kent
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Jodie and Celia are following the rules this week… the Vanderpump Rules! New mama, Lala Kent, joins the ladies for this week’s show! Together they discuss how becoming a mom completely changes your life, your living space, and your relationship. Then they discuss Lala’s new book, Give Them Lala, a hilarious, real, and brutally honest collection of essays exploring her “rocky road to fame, sobriety, and beyond.”

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Nov 03, 2021
S4 Ep90: Life is Short & I Like Candy
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Celia and Jodie get down to the basics of being “basic” in this Halloween episode. They admit their love of all things pumpkin spice, share their VERY different experiences with Dorthy costumes, and get existential about candy. Speaking of candy, Jodie outs Celia for her “special” candy induced trip(s) to the grocery store which resulted in MORE pumpkin somethings. They then debrief on the blue pumpkin debate and breakdown some fun - and even crafty - Halloween ideas! 

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Oct 27, 2021
S4 Ep89: Two Mascaras & A Lip Balm with Shenae Grimes Beech
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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fabulous, and far-more-stylish-than-either-of-them-will-ever-be, Shenae Grimes Beech! They, of course, talk all things Motherhood (boobies, periods, and vaginas… ya know, the usual), and also beg her to tell them how she always looks… So. Damn. Good! Plus, Celia’s trip to Oklahoma earns Dustin a nutty new nickname, and Jodie is in Facebook jail. Again.

*We tried to record this podcast while Mercury was in Retrograde. Spoiler alert: You can tell. Please forgive us for the sound issues. We blame everything. #technicaldifficulties #sorry #reallyreallysorry #blamemercury

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Oct 20, 2021
S4 Ep88: Momsaulting
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Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that’s what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper’s friend’s mom! Let’s just say that there’s no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that’s their friendship. Plus, in a special twist, they get a little grateful. But don’t worry, that #grateful comes with a heathy spoonful of sarcasm, of course.

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Oct 13, 2021
S4 Ep87: Wondery's Who When Wow!
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Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung heroes and amazing humans who make us say "WOW!" This is just a preview of Who, When, Wow! But you can listen to the full episode at https://wondery.com/shows/who-when-wow/

Oct 07, 2021
S4 Ep86: Pickle Twilight Crossover
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Hope you’re ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That’s right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! Meanwhile, Celia’s story takes the (vomit) cake. Throw in a little pizza, pickles, and vampires and you’ve got the latest from the weirdos at NTIST!

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Oct 06, 2021
S4 Ep85: Boundaries & A Bag Of 🍆 with Diana Maria Riva
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Jodie and Celia welcome actress Diana Maria Riva to the show this week! And what a show it is – Diana is also a single mom of two kids and her “Never Thought I’d” moment basically secured her spot in the hearts of the ladies forever. They discuss everything from what type of peers your kid DOESN’T need to hang out with, to hanging out in a hammock. And, they dig into Diana’s phenomenal career where she’s constantly breaking barriers and taking on new challenges! Basically they talk about everything and a bag of 🍆!


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Sep 29, 2021
S4 Ep84: Mental Sticky Notes
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This weeks episode starts off a little panicked (even more so than usual). Toilets are overflowing, cars are on fire (no cats, luckily), the hosts are running late AND Producer Sabrina had to leave the ladies unsupervised this week. Celia has a "confessions of neurosis" moment where she tells on herself for losing it at a theme park. Something we're sure NO parent out there can relate to. At ALL. Plus, the ladies air their grievances about homework. Cause, homework.
Hope you've stocked up on your "Mental Sticky Notes", because you're gonna need 'em! 


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Sep 22, 2021
S4 Ep83: Psychic Suitcase with Elisa Donovan
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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fantastic Elisa Donovan! They discuss everything from magicians to metaphysical dreams and how it all fits into a psychic suitcase. If you just listen, it'll TOTALLY make sense. Plus, Elisa shares the story of how the death of her father inspired her new book, "Wake Me When You Leave: Love and Encouragement via Dreams from the Other Side". 
Sep 15, 2021
S4 Ep82: Naked Olympics!
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What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING!  Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult.  She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you’ll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world.

*We know that this power can apply to Dads, and ALL parents, but today we’re talking about some of the badass moms of the world, especially, in this Olympics! But we love ALL of our #nevernation family!
Sep 08, 2021
S4 Ep82: We Finish Each Other's... Sandwiches
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Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy. 

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Sep 01, 2021
S4 Ep81: From Stavros to Stamos
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Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly.
Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think!

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Aug 25, 2021
S4 Ep80: John Cougar Mellencamped
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This week’s pod is out and we’re re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol’ camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival’ of kids’ camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia’s camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky’s’. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT. 
Don’t make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!!



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Aug 18, 2021
S4 Ep79: Vacations and Vagesties
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This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet directly down his throat. 

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Aug 11, 2021
S4 Ep78: GesTITulating
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On this week’s episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who’s sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine’s got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the full story as the ladies talk about how they feel about the "MILF Mobile." They also share their MILF encounters and debate what exactly qualifies one as MILF material. It’s obviously a very "heated" discussion, and some official definitions are debated. Where do YOU stand?  Find out more on this week's episode of "Never Thought I'd Say This."

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Aug 04, 2021
S4 Ep77: "Head On A Stick" with Bob Saget
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This week the ladies of Never Thought I'd Say This make it through technical difficulties to be joined by America's TV Dad, Bob Saget! He comes to share some laughter and wisdom and even some insight as to how Little Richard may have had a "hand" in Jodie being constantly forgetful.  Things get deep when they talk life, love, boundaries and how all of the above spares no one from heartache. But of course, things end with a "hug" (as best as one can over Zoom) and a family, feel good vibe.

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Jul 28, 2021
S4 Ep76: "Elegant Geezer"
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Jodie and Celia talk about peer pressure on this week’s episode of Never Thought I’d Say This after Celia’s kids (and Dustin) tried to use their powers of pressure on her to no avail. They then examine the different types of peer pressure and reminisce about some peer pressure-y situations they were involved in once upon a ‘forking’ time. But, the tour de force comes when they reveal the latest creation from Celia’s parents… Elegant Geezer. What IS an Elegant Geezer, you ask? Oh, don't worry, you'll find out on this week's episode.

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Jul 21, 2021
S4 Ep75: Last Saturday Night's Testicles
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Celia and Jodie read "Never Nation" emails from fans in this weeks' episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Resulting in a “Fan Funk Phenomenon" if you will (Jodie deeply apologizes for that one). As you can imagine, the subject lines of these emails are WILD. But more importantly, they provided great (amazingly terrible) inspiration for future band names!  BTW... did you know that 'leftist nudist colonies' are a thing?! Well, you will after you listen to this episode.  Finally, Celia and Jodie try to figure out exactly how much information is TOO much for the kids.  Especially since, chances are… they already know too much.


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Jul 14, 2021
S4 Ep74: I Am Not A Pro, But I Am A Tool
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Jodie and Celia are BACK (and finally in the same room!) for the Season 4 Premiere of Never Thought I'd Say This! They also have a new producer at the helm... and let's just say being rude to her would be a REAL bad idea! Plus, they share their feral-cat-like feelings about slowly re-entering society now that restrictions have eased and they're both vaccinated; Jodie dabbles in some evil-genius parenting and LA Dodger, Albert Pujols, becomes central focus in the Behar household.

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Jul 07, 2021
S3 Ep73: Introducing Imagined Family Life
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Imagined Life Family immerses you in the surprising moments and challenges that shaped someone’s life before they became successful-- but there’s a catch. You won’t find out who you really are until the end of the episode, unless you follow the clues along the way! In this episode, you long to go to Africa and have adventures like Tarzan. But everyone tells you girls aren’t supposed to do things like that. You’ll just have to prove them wrong. Take a journey with Imagined Life Family and see the world through someone else’s eyes. 


May 19, 2021
S3 Ep72: Botanists and Rabbis (w/ Bea and Lulu)
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In this very special season three finale episode, Jodie and Celia’s youngest daughters, Bea and Lulu, are on the podcast! Subjects are wide-ranging and free-flowing, such as what it’s like to be homeschooled, eating ChapStick and lip scrub, how uncool their parents are (because they’re old), how to cross-pollinate plants, elementary school hierarchies, and of course, tooting. Place your bets now on who was the first to break and use a swear word!

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Apr 14, 2021
S3 Ep71: Nothing Prepares You For Kids
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Jodie and Celia never thought that having kids would mean having zero privacy…and that they would feel badly asking for it. But things might change, because the kids might have the opportunity to go back to school soon! Jodie and Celia discuss how in this case, different approaches work for their different kids. THEN, they completely catch their producer Emily off-guard by having her join the conversation for the first time! They all talk about what they’ve learned about parenting over the course of three seasons of this show – the hardest parts, the best parts, the most profound parts, and of course, the grossest parts. It might be the warmest, fuzziest episode yet – you’ve been warned!

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Apr 07, 2021
S3 Ep70: One Long Weiner Dog (w/ Rossana Burgos)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Rossana Burgos, matriarch of the Eh Bee Family! Rossana, her husband, and their two children create family-friendly content with a positive message- but they NEVER thought they’d be internet famous. Rossana is a sexual abuse survivor and as a result is incredibly open with her children about sexuality, creating boundaries, and sticking up for themselves. Jodie, Celia, and Rossana talk about how scary it can be to have your children have some level of fame or exposure online, because people can exploit that.

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Mar 31, 2021
S3 Ep69: Carousel From Hell
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As life starts to slowly go back to normal Jodie and Celia discuss how despite how welcome that is, the readjustment period is going to be difficult too. They also regale us with their parenting stories of the week: the kids having pinkeye, lighting things on fire during Zoom class, letting the dog eat an entire pizza, and finding grandma’s lube. 

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Mar 24, 2021
S3 Ep68: Duct Tape and Sheer Luck (w/ Shannon and Nestor Carbonell)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by husband and wife parenting duo Nestor and Shannon Carbonell! They talk about one of the hardest decisions that parents – but most often moms – face: whether or not to give up their career dreams to raise kids full time. It’s a decision that’s loaded with gendered expectations, privilege, spousal dynamics – and it’s never an easy one to make. But when it comes to parenting, what decision is?! Also, don’t mess with “Street Jodie.”

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Mar 17, 2021
S3 Ep67: Chuck And Jesus And Sex Toys (With Alec Mapa)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by actor Alec Mapa, who along with his husband, adopted their son at age five. Alec’s son is now a high school sophomore, and the three parents discuss the teenage years – which include healthy, strange, awkward, and sometimes disgusting conversations about sexuality. But at the end of the day, the most important thing is that the conversations are happening!

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Mar 10, 2021
S3 Ep66: We're Losing It Over Biscuits!
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Celia has her first hot flash, Jodie’s kids epically embarrass her, and both moms discuss the burnout/breaking point of being a parent in a pandemic when you have to wear 5,000 different hats and there’s no roadmap. Plus, an airing of grievance and a parenting fail that involves – what else? – butts.

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Mar 03, 2021
S3 Ep65: The One-Piece Rule (with #IMOMSOHARD)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Jen and Kristen of #IMOMSOHARD to commiserate over disappearing electronic chargers, kids EATING in the BATHROOM, second wedding accounts, the most iconic #IMOMSOHARD videos, and tackle the age-old question: are moms only allowed to wear one-piece bathing suits?

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Feb 24, 2021
S3 Ep64: Don't Dr. Spock Me To Death
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Jodie and Celia review a checklist of the Top 10 worst parenting mistakes you can make….let’s just say they’re somewhat familiar with all of them. They debrief on why it’s so hard NOT to make these mistakes, with full transparency about how they make them. Then they play a game at the end that’s becoming a new NTIST tradition.

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Feb 17, 2021
S3 Ep63: Some Cheese Has Expired
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Jodie and Celia finally do their holiday rundown, Jodie is a senior citizen and Celia is the Jewish Marie Kondo, the kids continue to deny both of them personal space (in the case of Lulu, to the absolute extreme), and other chaotic dispatches from parenting during a pandemic.

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Feb 10, 2021
S3 Ep62: Fight Like A Mom (With Cat Zingano)
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TW: This episode contains discussion about suicide. 
This week Jodie and Celia are joined by the first mom in the UFC, Cat Zingano! Cat talks about her incredible journey as a professional fighter and as a mom – single motherhood, a debilitating injury, the suicide of her husband, dealing with depression – and how her son is what got her through it. Cat also shares how much her service dog has helped her cope and live a better life, and she’s partnered up with a company called Shelter to Soldier that pairs rescue dogs with veterans. And somehow, Little Murray comes up in the midst of it all.

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Feb 03, 2021
S3 Ep61: Twist Your Organs with Dr. Joel Warsh
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Jodie and Celia welcome pediatrician and father Dr. Joel Warsh to the podcast this week! Dr. Warsh integrates both eastern and western medicine at his Los Angeles practice, and lately he feels like a therapist because he is primarily dealing with people’s Covid-19 anxieties. He stresses the importance of maintaining healthy habits during, tells Jodie and Celia which vitamin supplements are helpful, and reassures us all that even making small changes can help us get through this pandemic. 

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Jan 27, 2021
S3 Ep60: Families Are Motherf*cking Complicated
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In this episode, Celia shares a tough “never thought I’d” of her own: that she was an abused child. Celia talks about the long journey to accept that she was abused and not blame herself, and how her experience has changed the way she parents. Jodie and Celia talk about how sharing your pain can help other people reconcile their own. Also – Oprah’s soul smells like sugar cookies.

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Jan 20, 2021
S3 Ep59: From Skinhead to “Super Activist” (with Frank Meeink)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Frank Meeink, a former white supremacist skinhead who is now a civil rights activist. Frank tells his story, giving insight into how an abused, neglected kid will look for acceptance anywhere – even within a hate group. And then, through becoming close with a Jewish man who was kind to him, he began to let go of his misguided beliefs. Jodie, Celia, and Frank discuss the importance of sobriety, self-confidence, and being of service.

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Jan 13, 2021
S3 Ep58: Be The Generous Lover (with Christy Carlson Romano)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Christy Carlson Romano this week! And what a week it is – Christy has two young kids, just moved states, is sober, and is really feeling the stress of parenthood. They discuss the strange feeling of loving your kids more than anything but also acknowledging that parenting can really suck. And they dig into the hard stuff – what they wish was different, the impossible mom guilt, and lack of sex drive post-kids. Moral of the story? Talk about everything!

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Jan 06, 2021
S3 Ep57: Divorce 101 (with Aaron Abramowitz)
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This week, Jodie and Celia talk to divorce attorney Aaron Abramowitz! Both having gone through divorce themselves, the ladies have a very frank conversation with Aaron about the realities of going through one of the hardest things a person can go through (especially when there are kids involved). Aaron answers questions from listeners, and Jodie and Celia give advice based on their own experiences.

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*The statements provided in this podcast are for informational purposes and should not be construed as legal advice. 



Dec 16, 2020
S3 Ep56: Dog Wigs
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Jodie and Celia talk about how Halloween brought up a sticky parenting moment this year: how to let teenage girls express body confidence while also drawing a line on clothing that is too revealing for their age. They discuss sexual stigmas, double standards, and sex positivity – and how to talk about those things with their daughters. Jodie shares a parenting fail that she was feeling particularly guilty about…until Celia shares a story that makes Jodie feel MUCH better.

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Dec 09, 2020
S3 Ep55: Shootin' From the Hip Replacement
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Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss effectively canceling Thanksgiving this year (and being OK with it) and what Thanksgiving was like for them growing up (Celia has some stories). Plus, a stalker-y voicemail from Celia’s mom and unsolicited cameos from both the ladies’ animals.

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Dec 02, 2020
S3 Ep54: My Butt's Scared
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Jodie and Celia discuss how having a sarcastic, jokey relationship with their kids can lead to nobody knowing where the line is (and disapproving looks from strangers at the store). They weigh the positives and negatives of that type of relationship, and Celia shares how it has been taken too far recently by her oldest daughter. Plus, the customary talk about butts, Jodie mishearing Celia to inappropriate results, and a few updates about Celia’s totally normal, not crazy at all mother.

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Nov 25, 2020
S3 Ep53: Death, Dying, and Vajazzling (with Cat Deeley)
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Jodie and Celia welcome special guest Cat Deeley to the podcast this week! Cat joins the ladies all the way from London, where – guess what? It’s still hard to be a parent! Especially amidst a global pandemic. Cat’s young son recently asked her about death for the first time, so the ladies discuss how they handle such a difficult topic as parents. Don’t worry, they somehow manage to make existential dread funny. And of course, they discuss So You Think You Can Dance, and Celia shares a dance horror story of her own (because of course). 

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Nov 18, 2020
S3 Ep52: Between Your Mom & A Hard Place (w/ James Harris)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by James Harris (Million Dollar Listing), who is also a parent of two daughters. The three exhausted parents commiserate about the rampant misbehavior occurring during homeschooling, how much more quality time they have with their daughters (though it often descends into chaos), and the unique situation of their kids being able to Google their past misdeeds.

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Nov 11, 2020
S3 Ep51: It's All Celia's Fault
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On this week’s episode, the tables are turned and the kids catch Jodie and Celia engaging in bad behavior. Smoking, name-calling – they come clean about it all. Then they discuss how to deal with differing politics among parents when the kids could possibly be alienated by it, and how to deal with differing politics in ALL relationships. Spoiler alert: it’s not easy. Neither is Celia and her boyfriend getting stuck in the middle of the desert. Lastly, get ready to here Jodie and Celia say the “c-word” many, many times.

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Nov 04, 2020
S3 Ep50: Vote! With Reed Galen
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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by The Lincoln Project co-founder Reed Galen! Reed, a former Republican and current Independent, talks about the mission of his political action committee: preventing the reelection of Donald Trump as president. They discuss intelligently fighting fire with fire, the most troubling aspects of Trump’s presidency, the effect of Covid-19 on Trump's image, and why it’s important that you vote in this election (and how to do it!).

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Oct 28, 2020
S2 Ep49: Death by Vagina
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Jodie and Celia are back for Season 3 of Never Thought I’d Say This! They share some of their recent “never thought I’d” moments and catch listeners up on what they’ve been up to since last season – Jodie’s household grew by two (a boyfriend and a dog!), Celia accidentally showed up on Lulu’s class Zoom topless, and a new parenting tactic was discovered: being intentionally embarrassing. Plus, Little Murray gets a new friend.

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Oct 21, 2020
S2 Ep48: War Stories (with Zoie & Harper!)
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In the final episode of Season 2, Jodie and Celia are joined by their most fabulous guests yet – their daughters, Zoie and Harper! In this very special episode, Jodie and Celia’s oldest daughters finally get a chance to air their grievances and share their own “never thought I’d say this” moments – about their moms. They’re entering their teenage years, so there are A LOT. The four ladies have an honest conversation about their relationship dynamics and end the episode with more understanding of one another (but still a lot of eye rolls).

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Aug 05, 2020
S2 Ep47: Ask Yourself (with Lauryn Whitney)
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Jodie and Celia talk to the amazing Lauryn Whitney, creator of the impactful viral video “Ask Yourself.” Lauryn, the Black mother of a Black boy, asks people to consider why they think of her child, and of all Black boys and men, as a threat. She shares the wisdom of her experience with Jodie and Celia, and the result is a frank, emotional discussion about race and racism in the United States. Lauryn talks about how her child and other Black children are affected by institutional racism and poses helpful questions for non-Black listeners to ask themselves about how they might be upholding racist ideals. Lauryn also shares a hilarious “never thought I’d say this” moment in which her son learned a big lesson about human anatomy, and Jodie gives us an inappropriate anatomy lesson of her own.

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Jul 29, 2020
S2 Ep46: Walk to School or Carry Your Lunch
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Jodie and Celia kick off the episode with their most recent parenting fails, which involve the kids saying some VERY profane things (and for proof, Harper makes a cameo on the podcast to say it to all of you). And in case you haven’t noticed, their oldest daughters have entered the teen years. Jodie and Celia talk about learning how to accept that their daughters don’t necessarily want to listen to their advice right now, and will have to make their own mistakes as they become the people they’re growing up to be. And that just because they’re moms doesn’t mean that their feelings don’t get hurt by their kids. And speaking of moms, Celia leaves us with two pearls of wisdom from her own mother that might take a lifetime of reflection to understand…

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Jul 22, 2020
S2 Ep45: Aliens, Take Me Away!
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Homeschooling is over, summer is here, and Jodie and Celia are breathing a sigh of relief! Sort of. The kids are TikTock-ing, not doing their chores, and asking Celia about her sex life. Jodie and Celia are also dealing with an increasing number of internet trolls, and they discuss the ways in which politics is a parenting issue. Plus, Celia tells a couple new stories about her mom, as a treat.

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Jul 15, 2020
S2 Ep44: Parenting Hell Bingo with Marla Sokoloff
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This week Jodie and Celia are joined by actress and mom Marla Sokoloff! They talk about the stresses of parenting during a pandemic and discuss the Zen and recovery and therapy wisdom they’re keeping in mind to help themselves and their kids deal with these scary times. Plus, they all swap stories of child vomit incidents (don’t say we didn’t warn you).

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Jul 08, 2020
S2 Ep43: Oh F*ck, The Corn
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In a classic NTIST episode, Jodie goes to Facebook jail, the kids get sneaky on TikTok and play “hide the giant hairball,” Lulu accidentally finds her way into saying another sexually inappropriate phrase, and the ladies talk about their Zoom game night (which obviously went off the rails). Plus, there’s an amusing amount of conversation about corn. Thanks, Dustin.

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Jul 01, 2020
S2 Ep42: You're A Perfect Parent Until You Have Kids! With Danielle Fishel
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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fabulous Danielle Fishel! They discuss the overwhelming amount of parenting information out there, and how it can cause so much self-doubt. Danielle shares the traumatic story of her son’s first weeks of life – how not googling or seeking outside information about his medical condition was the key to getting through it, and how she managed to stay calm and be her son’s advocate throughout the experience. They also talk about quarantine snacks, sibling rivalry, and a listener-submitted craptastic parenting moment for the books.

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Jun 24, 2020
S2 Ep41: Hamilton & Hard Conversations (with Isaiah Johnson & Stacie Orrico)
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Jodie and Celia are joined this week by husband and wife duo Isaiah Johnson and Stacie Orrico! They talk about the climate of racial injustice in the United States, how to have hard conversations about race, and for Stacie and Isaiah, how to navigate interracial relationships and parenthood. Plus, they discuss Hamilton, weird penises, Jodie’s new nickname, and Celia’s at-home waxing journey. NOTE: stick around until the very end for a questionable request from Jodie….

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Jun 17, 2020
S2 Ep40: Low-Rent, Zig-Zag Penis
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NOTE: This episode was recorded before recent events. Our support is 100% with the Black Lives Matter movement.

Jodie and Celia are back for another quarantine episode, and this time, it’s the kids who have gone off the rails. From discussions about zig-zag male anatomy (??), to nightly bedtime battles, to horrific screen time habits, Jodie and Celia have realized the importance of walking away and taking a parent time-out when they can feel themselves losing patience with the kids. But this is their podcast, so they’re airing their grievances here. Get ready for a great vent sesh about kids and Covid! Plus, Emily is back to steer the ship.

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Jun 10, 2020
S2 Ep39: Can You Hear Me Now? With Meredith Masony and Tiffany Jenkins
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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by Tiffany Jenkins (of Juggling the Jenkins) and Meredith Masony (of That’s Inappropriate)! From their respective closets/garages/wells, the ladies discuss everything from conspiracy theories, butts (yes, again), the online parenting community, and how to charge your kids for snacks during quarantine (thanks, Tiffany!).

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May 27, 2020
S2 Ep38: Scratch 'N Stiff Snickers
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This week, Jodie and Celia dive into listener letters! They share “never thought I’d say this” moments from all of you, hear about how everyone’s doing during the pandemic, and interject with their usual insane silliness (including Celia’s famous “coked-out chipmunk” impression). Then Celia shares a new story about her mom, and maybe her best (worst?) craptastic parenting moment yet.

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May 20, 2020
S2 Ep37: We're Not Wearing Pants
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Well, the day has come. Celia has given herself a full Brazilian wax at home during quarantine,  and she lived to tell us the tale. Then, Jodie shares her most recent never thought I’d say this and craptastic parenting moments: Jodie’s daughter moved into the bathroom, her other daughter refused to wear pants, and Jodie had a screaming tantrum. Jodie and Celia talk about how blurred the boundaries are with kids during quarantine – how do you keep things under control as a parent when even you are falling apart? They also talk about the importance of taking responsibility as a parent when you do mess up, because messing up is inevitable - especially during a pandemic. So be kind to yourselves (and wash your hands!).

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May 13, 2020
S2 Ep36: Dildo-Holding Lonely Girl
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Jodie and Celia are back with another closet edition of NTIST! Jodie talks about something she never thought she’d say: she threw a socially distant birthday party for her daughter. The ladies check in about their respective mental states in isolation – the loneliness, the lack of control, and the guilt that comes with having negative feelings when in a relatively privileged position. They offer advice to their listeners: stay in your hula hoop, and take a break from the dishes. Celia talks about how anxiety manifests in your brain, and how it might be protecting you right now. Meanwhile, a ghost or the NSA keeps messing with the microphones and the lights, Jodie can’t stop burping, and Celia has big news!

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May 06, 2020
S2 Ep35: Smurf Vaginas
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Jodie and Celia are back broadcasting from their respective closets to discuss their new normal: quarantining with the kids. They talk about their lack of sanity, their adventures in remote recording (which somehow manage to include bathroom humor), and Celia gearing up for some terrifying at-home waxing. They also talk about the silver linings of the pandemic – clean air, people being extra generous, and taking a break from productivity. Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of butthole content. Just to stay consistent. 

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Apr 29, 2020
S2 Ep34: Your Life Is Not Worth A Taco
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Jodie and Celia are in full quarantine mode and are dispatching today from their respective closets, because the show must go on! They give each other updates on how homeschooling the kids is going and naturally, it’s a mixed bag. They stress the importance of not putting too much pressure on the kids or themselves during this surreal time, and share some of the highs and lows they’ve faced so far. Plus, Celia is still boozing, Jodie is still breaking toes, and both of them are still ridiculous.

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Apr 22, 2020
S2 Ep33: We Are The Grenade
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This week, Jodie and Celia talk about the idea of the “nuclear family” – and decide it’s kind of B.S. They discuss the guilt that comes up for single moms who don’t have cookie-cutter families, and the ways in which they’ve created chosen families that create a wider, more diverse network of support than the traditional family structure. And somehow, all roads lead to Celia’s butt.

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Apr 15, 2020
S2 Ep32: Is Oprah Involved? With Brenda Strong
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This week Jodie and Celia are joined by Brenda Strong, who along with being an actress is a yoga teacher and a pioneer of yoga for fertility. The ladies talk about the stigma that comes with infertility, and the shame that society places on all aspects of both being a mother and not being a mother. Brenda offers some tools for embracing all experiences - good and bad - and Celia opens up about her secondary infertility and the way that Brenda’s teachings helped her through it. Then Jodie forgets Bea’s age, and Celia shames Harper (whoops) for plucking a giant hole in her eyebrow (double whoops).

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Apr 08, 2020
S2 Ep31: Pandemic Special Pt. 2: Butt Stuff
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Jodie and Celia are back for the second installment of their Pandemic Special. This time, the ladies take a detour to share some pre-coronavirus stories: the special adventures of Lulu and Bea, Bea “running away,” Jodie and Celia breaking their bodies, and Celia showing her pedicurist porn (on accident!). Then, they talk about being present and reconnecting in the face of the current panic, and issue a PSA: with all this extra time on your hands, don’t put weird things up your butt.

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Apr 01, 2020
S2 Ep30: Pandemic Special: Celia's Drunk
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Jodie and Celia are dispatching to you from the COVID-19 pandemic this week – something they never thought they’d say. First thing to know is that Celia is drunk. Second is that along with discussing how the pandemic is affecting their lives, they manage to find the humor in a bad situation, as they always do. So this episode is filled with laughs, an insane new expression from the brilliant mind of Jodie Sweetin, butt humor, and Picante Clamato.

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Mar 25, 2020
S2 Ep29: Don't Eat That! With Lisa Loeb
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This week the ladies sit down with the musician Lisa Loeb! They talk about how Lisa became a children’s musician (before she was a mom), and how the best music for kids to listen to has a high level of cleverness, storytelling, and humor – whether it’s made specifically for kids or not. They discuss radical self-acceptance in kids AND adults, and how Los Angeles is a great place to learn it. Plus, kids eat the grossest things.

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Mar 18, 2020
S2 Ep28: Grandma Has FUPA
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Dancing With The Stars alum Kym Johnson, the first mom with twins to grace the podcast! The ladies share memories of new motherhood, the horrors of breastfeeding, and mom guilt. Then they dive deep into body image – how rough it is for moms postpartum, and how rough it is for kids when they reach puberty. But in an ironic twist, Celia tells her daughter she has “FUPA” in a craptastic parenting moment for the ages. If you don’t know what that is, you will soon!

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Mar 11, 2020
S2 Ep27: The Goodwill
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Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point when their older daughters have become cooler than them. They talk about the impossibility of clothes shopping with middle schoolers (especially for a first dance) and the insanity of school dress codes. They also totally out themselves as lame moms (they don’t think TikTok videos are funny, they don’t understand slang, etc.) and they’re NOT ASHAMED.

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Mar 04, 2020
S2 Ep26: We Have Anxiety and Depression!
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This week, Jodie and Celia talk about having anxiety and depression, parenting through mental illness and grief, and how they talk to their kids about it. Because a serious topic never gets in the way of these two having a good, off-the-rails time, they manage to laugh through the discussion, sexualize Olaf from Frozen, and joke about “sacks” with Jodie’s daughter. Yeah, those sacks.

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Feb 26, 2020
S2 Ep25: LIVE! At SF Sketchfest
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And we’re back for Season 2, with NTIST’s first LIVE SHOW! Jodie and Celia take the stage at San Francisco Sketchfest to talk about their holiday vacations with the kids (if you think those went smoothly, welcome – you must be new here). Things really go off the rails when Jodie narrates Celia’s onstage reenactments of “sex positions” as imagined by Celia’s daughter Lulu…buckle up, everyone!

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Feb 19, 2020
S1 Ep24: You Get The Jizz Of It
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It’s the final episode of Season One (don’t worry, we’ll be back soon)! Jodie and Celia cover such topics as binge eating at Harry Potter World (and inappropriate places to stick magic wands), the end of Fuller House, kids’ anxiety about their parents’ finances, screaming dispatches from the shower, and a special announcement! (And yes – obviously they go off the rails 100+ times.)
 
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Dec 18, 2019
S1 Ep23: A Sprinkle of F*cks
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Jodie and Celia do a post-Halloween wrap-up of their last year trick-or-treating with all of their girls (the older ones are VERY ready to ditch their moms). They then debrief on a fancy night out in which they both had extreme wardrobe malfunctions, and discuss how they handle their kids fighting with each other (spoiler alert: accept when your own kid is being a dick).

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Dec 11, 2019
S1 Ep22: OMG, Your Cat's On Fire (With Jeff Serber)
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Jodie and Celia sit down with their good friend and security expert, Jeff Serber, to discuss how to keep your kids (and yourself) safe online. Jeff breaks down just how easy it is for someone to find your kid in the real world from their online profiles (yes – even if they are set to “private”), explains how to teach kids to set hard boundaries with adults that make them uncomfortable, and, naturally, uncovers that Celia’s upcoming Tinder date is a sex offender.

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Dec 04, 2019
S1 Ep21: Why Am I Here? (With Janice Sweetin)
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Celia and Jodie welcome a very special guest to the show this week: Jodie's mom, Janice Sweetin! Janice shares the parenting wisdom she learned raising Jodie, talks about how different it is raising kids today, and gives Celia dating advice (yes, she's swiped for Celia on Tinder). 

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Nov 27, 2019
S1 Ep20: Bastards Are Out
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Celia tells Jodie how she used her daughter to get her out of a bad date, which opens up a discussion about when it is OK to lie (especially as a girl/woman in order to stay safe), and how to explain the difference to your kids. Then, Jodie reveals how she once got Celia out of a hilariously terrible date. Just bad dates all around.

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Nov 20, 2019
S1 Ep19: It's a 2319! With Debbie Matenopoulos
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Jodie, Celia, and Debbie Matenopoulos get even more real than usual on the podcast today! They discuss how necessary it is to lie to your own children sometimes (did you know they'll send four-year-olds to jail?!), how hard it is not to raise an entitled child, and when to admit to your kids that you were wrong. Plus, Debbie shares some hilarious quotes from moms hanging on by a thread. 

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Nov 13, 2019
S1 Ep18: The Dung Beetle Incident (With Jill Trinchero)
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Jodie and Celia talk to Jill Trinchero, founder and CEO of an edible cannabis snack company, about being a business-owner and cannabis advocate while also being a mom. Celia shares how cannabis helped her through postpartum depression, and Jodie weighs in on the social stigma of cannabis as a sober, objective observer. And somehow, there’s a lot of discussion about dung beetles and vaudeville to go along with it.

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Nov 06, 2019
S1 Ep17: People'd Out
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Jodie and Celia talk all things birthday parties! Jodie hosts 10 little girls at her house for Bea’s birthday sleepover, and Celia has Lulu’s party at a roller rink. Naturally, chaos ensues – Jodie gets in a fight in the parking lot, Celia cries in a corner, and more.

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Oct 30, 2019
S1 Ep16: Belly Button Nipples
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In this episode, Jodie and Celia tackle the often controversial topic of kids using "grown-up words" - where and when they're ok to use, and how to navigate the issue as parents who use A LOT of grown-up words themselves.

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Oct 23, 2019
S1 Ep15: Jesus Loves A Good Trampoline (With Marriage & Martinis)
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Jodie and Celia are joined by Danielle and Adam of the podcast Marriage & Martinis this week! The ladies talk to their first married couple guests about "disciplining" their children (they know they’re not supposed to use that word – they don’t care) and the different methods they all use. Including putting a toddler on a Target shelf for a time out.

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Oct 16, 2019
S1 Ep14: Low Hanging Fruit With John Brotherton
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Jodie and Celia have their first dad on the podcast – John Brotherton! They discuss how conventional beauty standards are already affecting their young daughters, and the father-daughter dynamic from childhood to adulthood. Then Celia gives advice for how dads can best deal with their daughters’ insecurities and first heartbreaks.

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Oct 09, 2019
S1 Ep13: Raise One Less Asshole (With Good Moms Bad Choices)
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Jodie and Celia talk to Erica and Milah of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast about raising kids in a racially charged society, how to be an ally, and dating dealbreakers.

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Oct 02, 2019
S1 Ep12: Burn It Down
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Jodie tells a horrific tale of lice overtaking the entire family. Celia loses her shit. Bea still wants Menchie's.

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Sep 25, 2019
S1 Ep11: Boobies, Periods, and Vaginas With Chudney Ross
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Jodie, Celia, and their friend Chudney Ross talk about squeamish dads, losing their kids in public places, sibling dynamics, and – of course – boobies, periods, and vaginas.

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Sep 18, 2019
S1 Ep10: Adoption And Asian Jews With Karen Rothstein
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Jodie, Celia, and fellow single mama Karen Rothstein talk all things adoption! Jodie and Karen share their own unique adoption stories, Celia's daughters start a trend of putting Paw Patrol tattoos on their private parts, and the ladies share a boozy Fail Main submission.

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Sep 11, 2019
S1 Ep9: Isro With Lynsey Addario
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Jodie and Celia talk to Pulitzer Prize winning photojournalist Lynsey Addario about being a working mom - which in Lynsey's case involves being pregnant in war zones. Plus, the ladies risk losing their four male listeners by sharing menstrual cup horror stories.

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Sep 04, 2019
S1 Ep8: Full Blown Job
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The ladies discuss teaching their kids internet literacy (and not to Google their parents), Jodie’s side hustle as a literary icon, and the special kind of hell that is a 3 hour school play.

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Aug 28, 2019
S1 Ep7: Tossing Salads And More! With Andrea Barber
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Jodie and Celia talk to special guest Andrea Barber about what it's like to parent a teenage (!) boy (!!), and the three ladies discuss helping kids through puberty. Later, things go off the rails when Jodie and Celia have to explain to Andrea what it means to toss someone's salad.

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Aug 21, 2019
S1 Ep6: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Don't
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Jodie and Celia, fresh off an experience where one of their daughters tells the other's daughter about abortion, discuss the importance of talking to your kids about the tough stuff before they get misinformation. Then they share some of the misinformation they got as kids (testicles are involved).

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Aug 14, 2019
S1 Ep5: I'm A Girl Scout, Wooo!
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Join Jodie and Celia for a conversation that ranges from killing your kids' creativity, challenging them to fights, losing it at them in front of religious neighbors, and of course, "crotch fires." (We can't make this stuff up.)

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Aug 07, 2019
S1 Ep4: Gramps Has A Ponytail
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Jodie and Celia discuss those awkward first conversations about sex...when the kids know a little too much. Then, a dramatic reading of a very special and disturbing children's book written by...Celia's mother.

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Jul 31, 2019
S1 Ep3: Finsta?! With Melissa Gisoni
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Jodie, Celia, and Melissa chat all things social media: finding their kids' secret accounts, dealing with online bullying, and experiencing how parents can get sucked in themselves. Plus, Jodie comes clean about a Nutella theft.

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Jul 24, 2019
S1 Ep2: Don't Touch My Nipples! With Christine Lakin
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Jodie and Celia talk with Christine Lakin about respecting kids' physical boundaries, kids respecting each other's physical boundaries (or not), and how apparently Celia was the worst pregnant person ever according to her daughter.

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Jul 17, 2019
S1 Ep1: Trauma Bonded
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Welcome to NTIST! In this episode, the ladies discuss how they became friends and what they've done recently that's gonna come up in their kids' future therapy sessions. 

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Jul 10, 2019
S1: Introducing Never Thought I'd Say This
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Welcome to Never Thought I'd Say This, an unfiltered parenting podcast from Jodie Sweetin and Celia Behar!

Episodes will be available every Wednesday starting on July 10, 2019.
Jun 19, 2019