Schitt's Simply the Best: The Podcast

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Two best friends talking about Schitt's Creek

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Episode 74 - They’re Practically Middle-Aged!
28:40

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the tiniest scissors, an eccentric photo album, some “light sun”, a special teddy bear, milk was a bad choice, the largest aquarium, angry dusting, an orange Patrick, a big decision, Moira’s sink drama, a cafe flashback, a suite debacle, and a sweet heartbreak.

 

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Aug 10, 2022
Episode 73 - I Think It’s a Cult. And Like, Not the Good Kind.
26:39

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gentlemen’s cavern, Alexis at work, Lulu Limes, meeting Citrus, red flags, the father-in-law talk, banana wine, notes of tomato, awkward pizza talk, good combinations, the gateway, cult realizations, a perfect blend, grammar issues, Patrick’s speech, the drunkies, and family mocking.

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Jul 13, 2022
Episode 72 - It Really Brings Out Your Lips
27:01

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a campy start, Eeyore-like Bob, fire ants, not knowing your co-stars, bad test-runs, a possible sex-venture, Alexis’s dilemma, Bob’s deep love for Gwen, complicated sleeves, teleportation, and Roland’s mocking.

 

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Jun 22, 2022
Episode 71 - I’m Not Married to Christina Aguilera, Am I?
45:27

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Waterworld II, sarcasm, all the sidebars, Moira’s excitement, anesthetic-soaked Patrick, cleaning up for friends, a premiere change, Roland’s skinny jeans, red carpet order, tech issues, the baby talk, hand candy, a glassy-eyed pair and a viral video.

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May 18, 2022
Episode 70 - How Honest Do You Want Us to Be?
28:27

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss unwelcome ads, boy band corner, a dangerous discovery, Moira’s cawing, the trailer, Stevie’s vent sesh, the snack stakeout, Jocelyn’s opinion, the prosecutor, a movie review and Alexis’s new wedding job.

 

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May 04, 2022
Episode 69 - So, You Want to Be a Youth Pastor?
34:02

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss proper lighting, deboning a branzino, origami, Roland’s dating history, chatty David, cheap yoga pants, history corner, Rupinder Pimm, a cringy moment, non-complimentary peanuts, a revealed secret, a Galapa-guy, a relatable Moira, a new partnership and a shared Schitthead of the week.

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Apr 20, 2022
Episode 68 - Is It More Expensive Than My Dignity?
34:12

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an unfortunate morning, seven showers, a crinkly sound, the takeover, social media mishaps, mixed messages, Roland’s comedy, same name marriages, “frands”, a nighttime oopsy-daisy, being oddly flattered, awkward pictures, a cauldron of self-absorption, an unsettling memory, an FBI face, open caskets, the button factory, and a gentle reminder to buy a mattress protector.

 

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Mar 09, 2022
Episode 67 - My Legs Are in Slumber. Carry Me!
31:45

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a continental breakfast request, Lorna and Cindy, show makeup, overwhelming peonies, unrequited career love, dead weight, an apology struggle, super tall heels, Alexis’s celebrity boyfriends, a caught Johnny, Canada visits, reborn Moira, a car horn fear, the worst sound, lizard-proofing, and indecent exposure.

 

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Feb 23, 2022
Episode 66 - You. You’re Very, Very Cool
29:12

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss "break a leg” importance, little fatherly gifts, poor planning, a missing Stevie, Roland jumping to conclusions, a spoiled engagement announcement, high-pitched whimpers, backstage vibes, the ever-involved Gwen, dressing on theme, the towels, Jocelyn sass, Magdalena, a perfect pep talk, the 10 o’clock number, constant interruptions, bad news and a shared Schitthead of the week.

 

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Feb 11, 2022
Episode 65 - Ew, Ted. What Am I, 32?
31:21

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gesture, fancy swimsuits, Roland’s “help”, a bashful clam, the tarot cards, oblivious Alexis, lost signals, sweet Caroline, extra worried Stevie, shouting sentiments, precious cargo, hand sanitizer, missing someone, a feather figure, four rings, and a better reading.

 

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Jan 26, 2022
Episode 64 - That was Low, Like David’s Standards
35:10

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an Indonesian scarf dance, David’s FOMO, Miami wildlife, the easy-to-roast Roland, Johnny’s “rippers”, the car chat, old tortoises, a Twyla chat, David’s nightlight, Bat Corner, the choreographer, getting caught, two roasts, plus a Gwen and brunch pun.

 

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Jan 12, 2022
Episode 63 - What Test Is This?
33:17

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a Casablanca party, not keeping secrets, the fan convention, salamander people, an adult diaper commercial, a salmonella outbreak, Gloria Gregson, soap opera life, David’s support, Touched with Grapes, a surprise, the parent talk, crab cakes and a shared Schitthead of the week.

 

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Dec 08, 2021
Episode 62 - How Are We Still Trapped in This Gothic Horror Show?
36:03

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Tamagotchis, leggings, the tiny speed bump, litter boxes, Wendy’s jewelry, Antonio, the most awkward role play, Sergio’s family, the foot cream, all the “bebe’s”, a sociopath, the “Italian Way”, counterfeit products, the delivery guy, a pot offer, the only Tabby, Kinky Shoes, a one-bedroom mirror, the broken sink, all the seminars and Halloween plans.

 

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Oct 27, 2021
Episode 61 - What Exactly Are We Doing Here?
29:25

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Gwen, the finale, their stance on sports, running, Ronnie vs. Patrick, a Riverdance incident, Alexis on The Pussycat Dolls, cheeky Bellini’s, the first rehearsal, the uniforms, one-word story, a ground ball, rivalry banter, Jocelyn’s dancing, Alexis’s chat with Moira, sob therapy, Johnny’s coaching, overwhelmed Stevie, trusting your instincts, terrible charades, David’s chips & homerun, and the social media outage.

 

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Oct 13, 2021
Episode 60 - I‘m a Cute Huge Yacht
35:57

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Barbara Streisand’s vocal coach, acting lessons, offer-only, Hampton Hoes, the Alexis boop, a weekend bag, the bathroom, Romanian marble, drink and film corner, Johnny’s excitement, Patrick’s anger, Ronnie’s confidence, Alexis’s audition, giant heels, a different orchard, the loss, the chocolates, Johnny’s understanding, bleu cheese, Stevie’s new role, and Halloween corner.

 

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Sep 22, 2021
Episode 59 - What Can I Do to Shorten Your Stay in My Store?
30:18

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David’s eating, the Cabaret story, a Titanic comparison, the auditions, a flirty guest, chunky heels, an artistic cradle robber, Gwen, Cheryl’s flirting, Moira’s directing, mutual respect, kid’s ages, the little tyke, Johnny’s lack of chill, “we’re in it now”, Patrick’s audition, three electrocutions, the rubber dress, the weirdest couple, the reveal, a gym discount, and a 50 year old Leisl von Trapp.

 

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Sep 08, 2021
Episode 58 - It’s Not Like It’s a Mistake, or We Regret It, Right?
33:11

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss exclamation points in titles, button punches, the training video, a night of debauchery, a 30 something named Ken, Polaroids, casino must-haves, black forest tenders, the haircut, a moment of growth, ground rules and selfless David.

 

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Jul 28, 2021
Episode 57 - Yum! That Was Fun.
35:12

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a supportive partner, a couple’s massage, the babysitter, Not Without My Cousin, the baby binder, a miracle baby, dressed to the nines in choking hazards, party shots, high school parties, a salad bowl of E, Neuterpalooza Week, a very young 77, scheduled dormancy, the many bebes, flip it, Ted’s look, a spin the bottle moment, Big Guy, Adelina, hands-on parenting, and Fun Ted.

 

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Jul 14, 2021
Episode 56 - And Admire the Cherry Blossoms by Myself, Like Some Kind of Pervert?
23:49

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a premiere package, going through customs, the cherry blossoms, almost sweet gestures, Old Shan, financial issues, the word “moist”, being stood up on dates, Polar Bear shots, YouTube tutorials, karaoke, the dehumidifier, a little Casanova, David or Dana, covered charges, Zhampagne and if those are the right shoes.

 

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Jun 30, 2021
Episode 55 - These Days, either He's Crying or I Am!
27:10

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the V-VIP guest, Roland’s lying abilities, a wandering in off the road look, Patrick’s living situation, Knock-Knock, Bosnia stories, the Nine Inch Nails medley, Twyla’s singing, Rolahn the liaison, Jazzagals drama, Stevie flirting, turndown surface, the apartment hunt, body lice and a review.

 

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Jun 02, 2021
Episode 54 - A Wallet Full of Debt
37:46

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss high-energy Moira, a Bosnian journey, porny love letters, cloth totes, upselling, Mr. Sporty Spice, the empty book, unannounced entrances, Bosniwood, a bra burning, questionable skin care, backhanded compliments, a jewelry swap, the gem that is Twyla, hospital bracelets, an aubergine color, emotionally held-up, words are weapons, a lucky customer, an incinerator, a full-body cast,  non-vanilla Johnny, a tiara-clad Twyla, and a shared Schitthead of the week.

 

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May 19, 2021
Episode 53 - Mmm! Eat Glass.
38:52

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss parents mixing up names, trying on wigs, a 90’s relationship quiz, a hair dryer incident, cawing, trying to be sexy, rubber finger things, bluntness, Moira’s comeback, the café’s special, an acorn person, the babe show, being fearful of heights, a sexy birthright trip, Ask Jeevsing, artist advice, bad directors, theatre corner, the “rocket fuel”, supportive Stevie, finding your someone, bug fears, Ted’s comedy fire, the rope course and the crow voice.

 

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Apr 14, 2021
Episode 52 - Christmas Eve. Wake Me When It's Over
30:34

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss gingerbread cookies, a flouncy apron, missing chest & back day, protesters, Peter fundraiser, attic & scented car ornaments, a Christmas gourd, a guest list, shenanigans, releasing the tree, flashbacks, boozeless shakes, a Christmas miracle and rummage sale gifts.

 

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Mar 31, 2021
Episode 51 - When You’ve Got It, Don’t Let It Go
31:28

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the season finale (technically), co-chair issues, effective hand gestures, an awkward-sized box, an important “I Love You”, a minor issue, a little frippet, a phone left behind, charming puns, annoyed singles, a special lock, a recognizable Schitt’s resident, a blunt Bob, a talk about holding onto love, special dog treats, a mother-to-mother conversation, a missing tea, a Ted surprise and a new baby with a familiar name.

 

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Mar 17, 2021
Episode 50 - You Stop Touching Your Face!
27:45

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a pop-out store, flirty pets, Mutt’s barn, jury duty, the pinecone farm, a Sloppy Joe Eat-A-Thon, David’s cream, partial responsibility, emotional embezzlement, a Phantom of the Opera reference, poison oak, Alexis’s growth, pup talk, closing Johnny’s account, and the talk with Ted.

 

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Mar 03, 2021
Episode 49 - This is Why I Hate Babies
27:50

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a pajama moment, sweet manipulation, a two-for-one meal, Klair’s vibe, a once-hot water order, Twyla’s patience, being called “sweetie”, MADLY, a Wild Aloof Rebel, a blunt David, the use of random, oversharing, Charlene, the baby piñata, the decorating experience, flirty Moira, Alexis’s comfort, a pill popping game, the Albany situation and a shared Schitthead of the Week.

 

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Feb 17, 2021
Episode 48 - You Know People Can See You, Right?
26:38

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss pubic relations, being showered with attention, an elevator bitch, Singles Week, Irish accents, bad gift giving, David’s basketball court, Bazonga’s Gentleman Lounge, Stevie’s look, and the lip sync.

 

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Feb 06, 2021
Episode 47 - He's Just Really Good at Celebrating My Body
30:37

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Bumpkin, Moira missing Johnny, lip buzzing till you’re blue in the face, extra sleeping, Twyla’s friendship with Alexis, Ray’s multiple bios, fat spatula, Roland’s cleaning,  Ronnie’s perfect pitch, Johnny breaking into song, Jake and his pony, honeymoon benefits, an unexpected catch, mocktails, relatable Ronnie, Jampagne, Bobbie the waitress, a sex reference, a surprise wine gift, Miguel’s exit, the lover’s curry, vulnerability, new best friends, and Jebediah.

 

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Jan 20, 2021
Episode 46 - Let Us Celebrate That
31:36

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the huge cookie, David’s longest relationship, a penitentiary Pen Pal, dating a clown, Alexis’s text, Zac Efron booty calls, a non-threatening kind of pretty, Poor Little Rich Grill, fireside sing-alongs, awkward exes, bonding over an open flame, little daties, Patrick’s ex-fiancé, and David’s trust in people.

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Jan 06, 2021
Episode 45 - I'm Stuck on Your Heart. I Hang on Every Word You Say.
31:53

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss getting locked out, Gloria Estefan’s birthday, emotional cargo, a ghost on a desk, excuses for lack of customers, a motel rebranding, the construction website guy, comment cards, Johnny’s pride in his kids, a stupid witch, a fringed vest, an awkward photoshoot, the Stevie angle, a brief seance, David’s confidence through clothing, a butter-voiced beau serenade, and a new motel name. Do you think we said “good” enough, though?

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Dec 23, 2020
Episode 44 - She Hath Risen
32:34

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss taking notes, Moira’s PJs, inappropriate tweets, pink carnations, a godfather request, nom noms, meeting Heather, a cheese sampling, an awful choking, a look with a headline to match, an awkward lunch, a quiche pun, sibling support, Alexis’s kindness, Stevie helping Moira, the leather dress, #RIPCuppy and perishable gifts.

 

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Dec 09, 2020
Episode 43 - Gossip is the Devil's Telephone
46:07

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the green wig, the most important relationship, a motel television, Erin Brockovich, lip balms, thick necklaces, plungers, compromising, taking risks for love, a flirt strategy, Twyla’s hair, the boyfriend word slip, a closed-store wine party, hands-on Roland, drunk Moira, things that are not correct, a Simply the Best spoiler and the Wobbly Elm.

 

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Nov 25, 2020
Episode 42 - 5, 6 ,7, 8 Patty!
33:48

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss youths, 29 deadweights, crying choir kids, profit margins, actor superstitions, a triad of threats, klepto friends, bad t-zones, a rehearsing Moira, a bad back, getting cold feet, a special beanie baby, fake compliments, hair flips, “The More You Know”, Christmas in the summer and The Number.

 

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Nov 11, 2020
Episode 41 - Just Galloping Around the Woods With Your Pony
29:24

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a presumptuous smiley face, Patrick’s empathy, a sequin sweater dress, backroom inventory, Jocelyn’s reveal, a group breakup, Jake’s pony, stock images, the father/daughter mishap, Moira’s yells, sexy times and voting.

 

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Oct 28, 2020
Episode 40 - I'm Positively Bedeviled With Meetings, Etc.
26:27

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a forever asleep man, Roland’s lack of chill, a required happy hour, inappropriate announcements, a possible murder, treating yourself, Patrick meeting Moira, the interest of rocks, Alexis and Ted’s vibe, hopeful faces, Patrick’s honesty, and Moira’s choice words.

 

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Oct 07, 2020
Episode 39 - When One of Us Shines, All of Us Shine
21:53

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss over-spritzing, forgotten birthdays, animal puns, proud moments, a sentimental gift, mozzarella sticks, a first kiss, a porn-star name, a memorable musical performance, and an incorrect cake celebration.

 

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Sep 23, 2020
Episode 38 - Well, as Long as It Doesn't Get Hard
26:34

EP 12, S3 – Title: Episode 38:

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the portrait, unhelpful David, adult kisses, the soft launch, off-brand customers, the woody Cedar Dragon, a long hug, family pride & changes, clean vs. sloppy mouths, and Emmy nominations!

 

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Sep 09, 2020
Episode 37 - Milk for Your Body
22:04

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Alexis’s relationship with Ted, textbook lice, body milk, David’s shower cap, Stevie meeting Patrick, Stevie’s apartment, Lucy Albion, the resto-lounge, a life-saving road, coconut macaroons, the bad eggs, Patrick’s preferences, and the garden.

 

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Aug 26, 2020
Episode 36 - I Will Not Feel Shame About the Mall Pretzels
25:55

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss cocky douches, the return of Bob’s walk, the photo shoot, blunt old ladies, poker cheats, manipulation, getting over exes, volunteer hours and David’s jacket.

 

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Aug 12, 2020
Episode 35 - I Simply Channeled Someone Who Cares
25:41

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss RAMC, the car sign out sheet, flirtatious Alexis, David’s business brains, Jocelyn’s breakfast, Moira’s drunk excitement, Alexis’s economic terms, Patrick’s new interest and confession, Johnny’s confidence, the hotel incident, and a naked Roland Schitt.

 

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Jul 29, 2020
Episode 34 - Follow Us on Tweeters
28:41

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the coasters, colorful language, plagiarism, the multi-talented Ray, meeting Patrick, David’s business ideas, Moira’s customer service skills, the voicemails, being better THAN that and soap opera tales.

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Jul 15, 2020
Episode 33 - Blissfully Unaware
30:47

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the general store, David’s business idea, Alexis in high school, Christmas World, the fashion, Ivan’s baking skills and romance knowledge, Ronnie’s blunt wit, Alexis’s charm, Jocelyn’s style of teaching, David's bullying days and safety net, and the cinnamon buns.

 

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Jul 01, 2020
Episode 32 - Really Wish You Hadn't Told Me That Last Little Bit
18:22

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Twyla’s yearly party, Johnny’s love for golf, Stevie’s kindness, Moira’s party advice and persuasion skills, Alexis and David’s concept of mail, Ted’s high school secret, Twyla’s admiration for Moira, Alexis’s education, the Vardon grip, who’s dripping with ennui, and Jess Chang.

 

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Jun 17, 2020
Episode 31 - The Crows Have Eyes and You Better Not Look Them in It
21:13

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Moira and Johnny’s lack of technology prowess, Stevie’s sex miming, Johnny’s naivety, Ted and his competing vet, the bunny cam, Alexis’s hip roll, the self-tape process, Dr. Clara Mandrake, and the contract.

 

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Jun 10, 2020
Episode 30 - You Try Parallel Parking in a Burka, David
24:56

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Rehyan’s humble brag, Alexis and David’s sibling relationship, Alexis’s amazing verbiage, Johnny’s way of helping Stevie, Moira’s determination, Stevie’s stress, the town’s general bluntness, David’s vulnerability and the faucet.

 

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May 27, 2020
Episode 29 - Ooh, What Have I Been Using?
22:14

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the Roses not listening to Johnny, David’s sarcasm and support with Stevie, Johnny’s style choices, the Lawrence’s Funeral Home, Alexis’s skill for lying, Moira’s cockney character, the Schitt’s cribbage games, the reason for Ted’s black eye, the head-butting goat sex position,  Stevie’s new ownership, the Rose’s new purchase and give their quaranjourney updates.

 

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May 20, 2020
Episode 28 - Awards
27:32

This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about the Rose’s fashion game, Twyla’s patience, Johnny’s lack of skill as a server, a classic misunderstanding, Moira’s notecards, Alexis and Moira’s honesty, and their quarantine journeys.

 

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May 13, 2020
Episode 27 - Room Temperature Hollandaise Sauce, Please
22:31

This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about Ted’s humor vs. Mutt’s lack of, Moira’s theatrics at council, the Screamnastics fad, how Alexis evades work, David and Stevie’s Jake dilemma, a different side of Tennessee, drunk Johnny and mocking parents when they’re hungover.

 

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May 06, 2020
Episode 26 - Precious Love
21:36

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss meeting Jake and Tennessee, David’s old headshot, Alexis and Ted’s healthy relationship, the anniversary dinner, Alexis’s awkward confidence, the man competition, Johnny’s speech, David’s run, everyone’s barn looks and the dance ending.

 

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Apr 08, 2020
Episode 25 - Angelica, Please!
26:12

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Australians, the sinister act against Moira & the Jazzagals reaction, the joy that is Twyla, political Jocelyn, Rolland and Johnny’s “threats”, meeting Angelica Bloomfield, and David’s business savvy.

 

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Mar 18, 2020
Episode 24 - Do You Ever Wake Up with Chapped Lips?
24:53

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss how lobotomies make you forget nice things, astronaut pillows, Johnny and Moira’s relationship, “cute” apartments with Alexis & David, the true meaning behind the replaced ceiling fan, spooky sibling stories and overall character growth.

 

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Mar 11, 2020
Episode 23 - Nothing is More Natural!
24:33

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss scrubs, taxidermy peacocks, business etiquette, matching styles, Ronnie with a key demographic, Alexis’s empathy, David’s affinity for true crime, Moira’s political speech & look, David’s babysitting gig, Johnny’s awkwardness and how they feel about kids.

 

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Mar 04, 2020
Episode 22 - Dear God, I was a Beautiful Thing
22:29

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss money troubles, Alexis’s stress & secretary skills, Ted’s humor, Moira’s nostalgia, Johnny and David’s relationship, Johnny’s button, and they give advice on pictures of yourself…and where to put them.

 

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Feb 26, 2020
Episode 21 - You were Fourteen, in South Africa?!
24:50

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the candidate breakfast & political competition, the raw milk fad, Moira’s approachability, Hot Ted, discarded boyfriends, prickly pears and police checkpoints.

 

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Feb 19, 2020
Episode 20 - You're a Strong Woman, Who's Alone a Lot
00:00

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss enjoying your own company, being in the public eye, town politics and rumors, rivalries, getting your needs met, wrangling mahnkees and breaking out of duct tape, of course.

 

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Feb 12, 2020
Episode 19 - Doll Lips
28:32

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Moira’s interest in sprucing up Schitt’s Creek, Mutt’s big change and how it affects Alexis and their relationship, David learning about write-offs, Johnny trying to bond with his son and that small town life.

 

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Feb 05, 2020
Episode 18 - This Unanticipated Daughter
20:21

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Bob’s inability to call Johnny Jewish and stay in reality, David’s fashion, Moira’s aversion to sickness, Twyla’s trick for releasing champagne bubbles, and David’s new job.

 

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Jan 15, 2020
Episode 17 - A hellllmet!
21:52

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Mutt’s gift, the Rose history of riding bikes, Rolland & David’s relationship, the new mattress, and Alexis & David’s new skill, thanks to Twyla’s advice.

 

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Jan 08, 2020
Episode 16 - Wow, That was...Different
24:16

This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about David’s cashmere and confidence, Moira’s vocal talent, Johnny’s prowess at the garage, small town life, Mutt’s status with Alexis and Stevie’s wit.

 

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Dec 31, 2019
Episode 15 - Fold in the Cheese
20:54

This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about yogurt stealing, Moira’s ahn-chiladas, Alexis’s romantic relationships, and Johnny’s new office space.

 

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Dec 18, 2019
Episode 14 - Very Complicated and Sexy
25:14

We’re in season 2! This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about the choice Alexis has to make, Moira’s missing bag, an Amish farm and oh, how David is missing.

 

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Dec 11, 2019
Episode 13 - Back to Your Natural Habitat
28:24

The finale of season one is this week! Katie and Rehyan talk about the moment Alexis and Mutt share, middle names, all-inclusive vacations, David’s fear of being alone and the re-gifted coat.

 

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Dec 04, 2019
Episode 12 - In a Barn?
23:32

This week, Katie and Rehyan talk about Moira's need to take control, their feelings on cake, Alexis and Mutt's connection, Stevie and David's friendship and the Rose family's celebrity status. 

 

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Nov 27, 2019
Episode 11 - Warmest Regards, Best Wishes
23:36

Katie and Rehyan talk about excessive flirting, David and Stevie's friends with benefits situation, Moira's estranged sister, the relationship between Alexis and Twyla and one sassy teen.  Subscribe, rate and review!  Follow us on Instagram @schittssimplythebestpodcast and send your schitty thoughts to @schittssimplythebestpodcast@gmail.com

Nov 20, 2019
Episode 10 - The Wine, Not the Label
28:10

Katie and Rehyan talk about what love is to David, sex beds, awkward dinner parties, and too much grass.

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Nov 12, 2019
Episode 9 - Assholes-R-Us
28:53

Katie and Rehyan talk about episode 9, including Moira's singing, how much Alexis loves dogs, Johnny's eulogy, David and Stevie's relationship and about handling confrontation.

Nov 06, 2019
Episode 8 - Ew, David
28:46

Katie and Rehyan talk about pyramid schemes, Johnny's unemployment status and the relationship between Ted & Alexis.

Oct 30, 2019
Episode 7 - Scrimpy
25:42

Katie and Rehyan talk about Episode 7, including Jocelyn's confidence and kindess, the effect of Twyla's smoothies, Moira's scream, and David's first (and only) turkey hunt.

Oct 23, 2019
Episode 6 - Into Every Glase
28:18

Katie and Rehyan talk episode 6: there's fruit wine, panic attacks and an awkward yoga class. 

Oct 16, 2019
Episode 5 - It Gets VERY Yelly
26:56

Katie and Rehyan talk about Episode 5: The Cabin. We learn more about David's controlling side, how much Alexis misses her old life and Moira and Johnny's sex life (or lack thereof).

Oct 09, 2019
Episode 4 - Do Your Parents Know Your Middle Name?
27:43

Katie and Rehyan break down episode 4. We learn a little about more about the crazy past Alexis has, David's connection to his clothes and if Moira and Johnny are actually bad parents. 

Sep 26, 2019
Episode 3 - Wants and Needs and Groceries
31:07

Katie and Rehyan talk about episode three: Moira in her peak dramatic state, David's concept of money and how singing out of nowhere is totally okay.

Sep 18, 2019
Episode 2 - Love That Journey for Me
22:34

Katie introduces a new co-host and they discuss trucking parties, iconic lines and the stage slap at its finest.

Sep 11, 2019
Episode 1 - From Riches to Rolland Schitt
29:56

Katie and Nicola breakdown the pilot episode of Schitt's Creek and how they feel about Moira's screaming.

Jul 24, 2019