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 Apr 21, 2020

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A horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves; hosted by Emily Gonzalez, Henley Cox and Sammy Smart. New episodes every Wednesday!

Episode Date
ANNIHILATION
01:33:47

This week's episode is a release from our Patreon vault! We are recapping Annihilation because nothing gets us in the holiday spirit more than deep existential dread.

Recorded in December 2020.

We now have almost 40 episodes available to members of Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle - join us at patreon.com/tsdwpodcast to access them! We also have trailer reactions, bingo cards and more.

We will be back next week with a new episode where we will be discussing The Autopsy of Jane Doe.

Nov 24, 2021
ALIENS with Haley Joel Osment
01:39:28

Xenomorphs, androids, and guns with no ammunition - we're recapping Aliens! We are so excited to be joined by Haley Joel Osment (The Kominsky Method, Goliath, knows Toni Collette in real life) to discuss one of his favorite comfort horror films. Game over, man!

Aliens is available to rent for $3.99

00:00 - Shoutouts

03:23 - Episode starts

12:15 - Trivia

32:48 - Recap

If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts.

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There will be no new episode next week, but we'll be releasing one from the Patreon vault, so stay tuned!

Nov 17, 2021
LAST NIGHT IN SOHO with Stephanie Albala
01:21:30

Vivid dreams, fashionable bullies, and a murder mystery that cops probably won't be able to help solve - we're recapping Edgar Wright's new film Last night in Soho! We are joined by horror expert and halloween costume master Stephanie Albala to talk about this flawed but gorgeous film. Last Night in Soho is in theaters now.

00:00 - Episode starts

05:07 - Trivia

20:50 - Recap

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Nov 10, 2021
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: NEXT OF KIN with Dan Lippert
01:45:19

A documentary crew, an Amish town, and the dangers of 23andMe - we're recapping Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin! We are blessed to be joined by famous movie star Dan Lippert (Big Grande, Man Dog Pod) to discuss his new movie and get all sorts of fun behind the scenes info. Listen to find out which scene he powered through while having horrible diarrhea!

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin is streaming on Paramount Plus.

00:00 - Intro

03:28 - Episode starts

12:35 - Trivia

30:55 - Recap

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Nov 03, 2021
Bonus Episode: SQUID GAME - PART ONE
11:09

Our very first TV show recap! In this bonus episode we will be recapping episodes 1 through 4 of the most popular Netflix show of all time?? Listen to find out what all the fuss is about.

To listen to the full episode join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle on Patreon.

Oct 29, 2021
Hell House LLC with Betsy Sodaro
01:41:51

Clown mannequins, confident men with cameras, and a situation in which a 40 minute commute might be the best option - we're recapping Hell House LLC! We are joined by horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro (A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash, Poorly Drawn Lines) to discuss the scariest possible haunted house.

This episode is sponsored by Liquid Death - head to www.liquiddeath.com/tooscary for free shipping on 2+ cases of water

If you like the podcast and would like to support us, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Or rate and review us on Apple Podcasts.

This video episode is available on our Patreon where you can also get some fun perks like bonus episodes, bingo cards, trailer reaction videos and more. 

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Oct 27, 2021
THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES with Jason Horton
01:10:40

Snuff films, double masks, and over 800 video tapes - we're recapping The Poughkeepsie Tapes! This week we are joined by Jason Horton (Ghost Town, Abandoned and Historic Los Angeles) to talk about a film that will join the ranks of Event Horizon, Funny Games and The Green Inferno as one of our most hated films!

The Poughkeepsie Tapes is streaming on Shudder.

Follow Jason on instagram and twitter.

00:00 - Shoutouts

03:06 - Episode starts

20:21 - Trivia 

30:24 - Recap starts

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Oct 20, 2021
TRICK ‘R TREAT + LAMB MINI EPISODE
01:03:44

Wear a costume, hand out candy, and don't blow out a jack-o-lantern - we're recapping Trick 'r Treat! The perfect movie to brush up on your Halloween rules to avoid any unfortunate mishaps this holiday season.

This episode also includes a mini recap of the new A24 film Lamb.

Trick 'r Treat is streaming on HBO Max and Lamb is in theaters now.

09:45 - Lamb intro/recap

26:16 - Trick 'r Treat recap

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Oct 13, 2021
TITANE
01:19:49

Cadillacs, a hairpin, and a psychopath on the run - we're recapping Julia Ducournau's TITANE. No Emily this week but join Henley and Sammy for the retelling of this absolutely batshit insane film. We guarantee you've never seen anything like it.

Titane is now in theaters.

00:00 - Episode starts

9:07 - Trivia

18:41 - Recap starts

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Oct 06, 2021
JACOB‘S LADDER (1990)
01:03:55

PTSD, an unsupportive girlfriend, and the greatest chiropractor in the world - we're recapping Jacob's Ladder! Tune in to find out how many of us cried while recording this episode.

Jacob's Ladder is streaming on Hulu

This episode is sponsored by Ghost Town podcast

00:00 - Shoutouts

03:11 - Episode starts

10:28 - Movie intro

22:00 - Recap

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Sep 29, 2021
Bonus Episode: GHOST STORIES - PART ONE
10:57

We asked our patrons for their ghost stories and boy did they deliver - so much so, in fact, that we had to split them into two episodes!

In part one Emily and I also share our own ghost stories...but was it enough to convince Henley that ghosts are real??

To listen to the full episode join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle on Patreon.

Sep 24, 2021
MALIGNANT
01:37:07

Two sisters, underground cities, and the most unsafe parking spot you've ever seen - we're recapping James Wan's unhinged new horror film Malignant! Join us on this truly wild ride.

Malignant is in theaters and streaming on HBO Max.

00:00 - Shout outs

02:24 - Episode starts

16:23 - Trivia

27:21 - Recap starts

We will have no new episode next week as we will be celebrating Henley getting married!! Be back in 2 weeks.

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Sep 15, 2021
CANDYMAN (2021)
01:31:29

Hook hands, bee stings, and some truly brutal pranks - we're recapping the long anticipated Candyman! Join us as we say his name five times into the mirror.

Candyman is now in theaters.

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:48 - Episode starts

20:33 - Trivia

35:03 - Recap starts

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Sep 08, 2021
THE FACULTY
01:39:05

90s era bullying, homemade cocaine, and some very very thirsty teachers - we're recapping The Faculty! Critics are calling this movie HIP and SCARY, and we'll be damned if that's not the highest praise we've ever heard.

The Faculty is streaming on Showtime or is available to rent for $3.99

00:00 - Episode starts

14:51 - Trivia

21:33 - Recap starts

Don't forget to check out Fresh Hell podcast for all things murder, mystery, and the macabre! Available wherever you get your podcasts.

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Next week we will be recapping CANDYMAN!

Sep 01, 2021
Bonus Episode: TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen
12:50

We needed a change of pace after The Mist, so this month we are talking all things Twilight! Watch/listen to find out if we can make a Twihard out of our trusty horrorspondent Joel Jensen.

This episode is available as both a video and an audio episode in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast

Twilight is available to stream on Netflix.

Aug 27, 2021
THE FLY (1986)
01:32:47

Telepods, arm wrestling, and couples matching 80s hairstyles - we're recapping David Cronenberg's The Fly! The body horror in this movie is nasty as hell so we decided to also make it available as a video episode on our Patreon (available to all tiers)! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The Fly is available to rent for $3.99

00:00 - Shoutouts

26:37 - Trivia

37:04 - Recap starts

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Next week we will be recapping The Faculty!

Aug 25, 2021
YOU'RE NEXT
01:32:48

A secluded estate, a family reunion, and the cutest hard plastic masks we've seen thus far - we're recapping You're Next! Join us as we learn how ANYTHING can be a weapon! Dare we say this episode is...fun?

00:00 - Episode starts

12:19 - Trivia

20:49 - Recap starts

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Next week we will be recapping The Fly (1986)!

 

Aug 18, 2021
EYES WITHOUT A FACE
01:16:27

Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes Without a Face!

Eyes Without a Face is streaming on HBO Max.

00:00 - Shoutouts

03:28 - Episode starts

17:51 - Trivia

25:08 - Recap starts

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Aug 11, 2021
100TH EPISODE: Audition and The Amityville Horror (1979)
02:23:24

Piano wires, haunted houses, and ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in the can - we're recapping Audition AND The Amityville Horror (1979) in this very special anniversary double episode!

We are so thankful that you guys enjoy the show, and hope to keep bringing you episodes until the end of time, love y'all so much.

Audition is available on Shudder

The Amityville Horror is available on HBO Max

00:00 - Episode starts

11:58 - Audition Trivia

16:40 - Audition recap

01:22:46 - The Amityville Horror trivia

01:32:33 - The Amityville Horror recap

If you'd like to see the video version of the Audition portion of the episode, head to patreon.com/tsdwpodcast and become a patron (any level)

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Aug 04, 2021
Bonus Episode: THE MIST
12:45

There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick.

To hear the full episode, join us in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast

The Mist is available to rent on VOD

Jul 30, 2021
OLD (2021)
01:34:50

A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the first to admit that this probably wasn't the best choice for someone who will be thinking more and more about the fleeting nature of childhood and life in general. Sorry Hen!

OLD is in theaters now.

00:00 - Shoutouts

04:32 - Episode starts

19:03 - Trivia

28:46 - Recap starts

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Jul 28, 2021
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
01:25:52

A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3!

Paranormal Activity 3 is streaming on Hulu.

00:00 - Episode starts

18:58 - Trivia

26:11 - Recap starts

Next week's episode will be the ingeniously titled new release OLD! In theaters Friday.

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Jul 21, 2021
FRIGHT NIGHT (2011)
01:40:04

Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said we usually favor the originals, but when Toni Collette is in the remake...all bets are off.

Fright Night is available to rent for $3.99

00:00 - Episode starts

12:47 - Trivia

22:17 - Recap starts

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P. O. Box 29562

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Jul 14, 2021
HUNTER HUNTER
01:18:16

An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our damn minds at the ending of this film.

Hunter Hunter is streaming on Hulu.

We are taking next week off but will be back with a new episode on July 14th!

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Jun 30, 2021
Bonus Episode: THE MATRIX
08:39

It's Sammy's super secret birthday bonus episode REVEALED! And if you can even believe it, we are recapping the greatest movie of all time, The Matrix. Free your mind and buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, because this episode will make you say... Woah.

To hear the full episode, join us in Toni f*cking Collette's Inner Circle at www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast

The Matrix is streaming on Peacock for free with commercials, or you can rent it for $3.99

Jun 25, 2021
SWEETHEART
01:10:38

A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is hotter - this one or the absolute smoke show from Shape of Water. (Don't make us choose!!)

Sweetheart is streaming on Netflix

00:00 - Episode starts

21:18 - Trivia

25:56 - Recap

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Jun 23, 2021
THE FURIES with Spooko
01:09:53

Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag from our sister podcast Spooko to recap what might be our goriest film yet??

The Furies is available to stream on SHUDDER DOT COM BABYYY

00:00 - Shoutouts

03:48 - Episode starts

20:10 - Recap starts

Next week's film will be Sweetheart (streaming on Netflix)

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Jun 16, 2021
THE CONJURING 3 with Betsy Sodaro
02:02:43

Water beds, gazebos, and a whole lot of show-stealing belts - we're recapping The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It! And of course we had to bring back our Conjuring expert/horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro! Join us to find out if God and love will save the day once again. 

The Conjuring 3 is in theaters and streaming on HBO Max.

And for more Betsy (who doesn't want more Betsy??) check out her podcasts A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash, or watch her in Golden Arm or Duncanville!

00:00 - Episode starts

19:02 - Trivia

33:18 - Recap starts

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Jun 09, 2021
A QUIET PLACE PART II
01:44:00

An underground bunker, a radio signal, and one more cameo by that god damn rusty nail - we're recapping A Quiet Place Part II! Join us as we talk about this new release that you can see in actual real life theaters! We are crying silent tears of joy! And fear!

00:00 - Shoutouts

01:47 - Episode starts

22:50 - Trivia

31:58 - Recap starts

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Next week's episode will be The Conjuring 3!

Jun 02, 2021
Bonus Episode: SUSPIRIA
12:15

For our last bonus episode of May we are recapping Dario Argento's Suspiria! 

Head to our Patreon at Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast to hear the full episode and see our reaction to the absolutely perfect trailer for this film.

Or we'll be back Wednesday with a regular episode where we'll be recapping A Quiet Place Part 2!!!!

May 31, 2021
THE GUEST
01:42:30

Bar fights, mix CDs, and a dangerously hot visitor - we're recapping The Guest! Join us as we try to figure out what in the actual heck is happening in this movie!

The Guest is available on Netflix - sexy shower scene is @ 27:23 

00:00 - Episode starts

21:11 - Trivia

30:51 - Recap starts

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Next week's episode will be A Quiet Place 2!

May 26, 2021
TEETH
01:09:41

Promise rings, male gynecologists, and graphic tees that let everyone around you know you don't f*ck - we're recapping Teeth! Join us as we discover that the myth is real! Vagina Dentataaaaaa!

Teeth is streaming on Amazon Prime

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00:00 - Episode starts

10:36 - Trivia

15:43 - Recap starts

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May 19, 2021
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
01:45:16

A menacing note, a Croaker Queen, and the kind of flat hair you only get when you've committed manslaughter  - we're recapping I Know What You Did Last Summer! Henley was brave this week and watched this 90s classic - so what are you waiting for?! Join us as we try to figure out how to pronounce Ryan Phillippe!

I Know What You Did Last Summer is streaming on HBO Max

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00:00 - Episode starts

17:40 - Trivia

26:47 - Recap starts

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May 12, 2021
OVERLORD
01:45:19

Overlord is available to rent for $2.99

This episode is sponsored by Usual Wines. Go to www.usualwines.com and use promo code TOOSCARY for $8 off your first order, and try your first glass of Usual Wines on us!

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:59 - Episode starts

20:22 - Trivia

29:15 - Recap starts

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May 05, 2021
DEEP BLUE SEA with Brea Grant
01:14:47

Genetically modified sharks, hot scientists, and an underwater science lab called Aquatica - we're recapping Deep Blue Sea! This week we are joined by Brea Grant to discuss this absolute classic from the golden year of cinema...1999! Will Emily make it through the retelling? Listen and find out!

You may remember Brea as the writer and star of LUCKY which is available to stream on Shudder. You can also check out Brea's podcast Reading Glasses.

Deep Blue Sea is available to rent for $3.99.

This episode is sponsored by Usual Wines. Go to www.usualwines.com and use promo code TOOSCARY for $8 off your first order, and try your first glass of Usual Wines on us!

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

02:33 - Episode starts

21:25 - Trivia

28:16 - Recap

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Apr 28, 2021
FINAL DESTINATION with Silent Jenna
01:49:52

A premonition, a plane crash, and high school students that should think twice before confidently proclaiming that they're going to live forever - we're recapping Final Destination! This week we are joined by our very own Silent Jenna a.k.a. Jenna McDowell a.k.a. the fourth witch in our coven. We will be discussing a movie she loved so much in the year 2000 that she wrote an essay about it! 

Final Destination is available to rent for $2.99

This episode is sponsored by Usual Wines. Go to www.usualwines.com and use promo code TOOSCARY for $8 off your first order, and try your first glass of Usual Wines on us!

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:43 - Episode Starts

14:26 - Trivia

29:22 - Recap

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Next week's episode will be Deep Blue Sea!!! Pray for Emily!

Apr 21, 2021
Bonus Episode: PADDINGTON 2
10:02

This Friday we have a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY EPISODE for Emily's birthday!! And you may or may not have surmised that is none other than our beloved PADDINGTON 2. A liiiiittle different from other movies we've covered but trust us, you're gonna love it.

This episode is a watch-along episode, so grab some popcorn and join us in our viewing of the record holder for BEST REVIEWED FILM OF ALL TIME on Rotten Tomatoes.

And great news - we decided on the perfect name for Henley's son!

To hear the full episode head to www.patreon.com/tsdwpodcast and join Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle. 

We'll be back on Wednesday with a regular episode which will be... Final Destination!

 

Apr 16, 2021
THE CHILDREN with Liz Kleinrock
01:27:42

A dysfunctional family holiday, the downsides of sledding face first, and some compelling evidence for why 15-year-olds shouldn't get tattoos - we're recapping The Children! This week we are joined by Liz Kleinrock (@teachandtransform) to discuss this 2008 film that will probably get Henley pretty pumped about becoming a mom!

The children is available to rent for $3.99

To find more about Liz's anti-racism and anti-bias work, you can follow her on instagram @teachandtransform or check out www.teachandtransform.org

This episode is sponsored by Usual Wines. Go to www.usualwines.com and use promo code TOOSCARY for $8 off your first order, and try your first glass of Usual Wines on us!

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:44 - Episode Starts

28:03 - Recap

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Apr 14, 2021
CLIMAX
01:32:22

A dance troupe, an abandoned school, and some sangria that is probably totally normal and fine - we're recapping Gaspar Noe's Climax! Join us as we talk about a movie that will NOT make you excited about the upcoming possibility of being able to attend parties.

Climax is streaming on Amazon Prime.

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:10 - Intro

19:53 - Trivia

27:00 - Recap 

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Next week's episode will be The Children!

Apr 07, 2021
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW
01:42:06

A treasure hunt, the philosopher's stone, and a rag tag crew that doesn't ask enough questions - we're recapping As Above, So Below! Join us on a quest through the catacombs into hell...which as it turns out is actually only a couple hundred feet down! Hopefully we can hang out with Lil Nas X down there.

As Above, So Below is streaming on Netflix.

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

03:34 - Episode starts

19:19 - Trivia

25:51 - Recap starts

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Mar 31, 2021
Bonus Episode: THE GREEN INFERNO
16:03

Finally, a movie that we all equally hate! Will Eli Roth overtake Stephen King as our number one enemy? Listen to find out!

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A new regular episode will be available on Wednesday - we will be recapping As Above So Below (available to stream on Netflix)

Mar 26, 2021
GOODNIGHT MOMMY
01:28:32

Boxcutters, superglue, and Madagascar hissing cockroaches - we're recapping Goodnight Mommy! The second listener chosen episode of our March Madness series! Join us to find out if this is actually a prequel to Men in Black.

Goodnight Mommy is available to rent for $3.99.

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

02:38 - Episode starts

14:18 - Trivia

19:32 - Recap starts

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The movie you chose that we will be recapping next week is...As Above So Below!

Mar 24, 2021
MISERY
01:26:38

Ceramic penguins, sledgehammers, and a breathtakingly beautiful pig - we're recapping Misery! We gotta give it to Stephen King - this movie is VERY GOOD. Join us to find out who's a dirty birdy.

Misery is streaming on HBO Max.

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

02:21 - Episode starts

15:45 - Trivia

24:39 - Recap starts

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We have one last poll you can vote in for our final episode of March, head to our instagram to vote. The movie you chose that we will be recapping next week is...Goodnight Mommy!

Mar 17, 2021
Bonus Episode: Cursed Films
14:45

For our first bonus episode of March we are talking about Cursed Films! Jay Cheel's 5 part documentary series takes a closer look at some of the most infamous cursed film sets (The Exorcist, The Omen, Poltergeist, The Crow, and The Twilight Zone: The Movie) and explores why we as audiences are so intrigued by the idea of a scary movie being cursed.

But, are curses real?

Join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle to find out! Head to Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast to access the full episode, along with all past and future bonus episodes.

Or a new regular episode will be available on Wednesday - we will be recapping Misery (available to stream on HBO Max)

And don't forget to keep an eye on our instagram where we are posting polls for you to help us choose our remaining March episodes! March Madness, baby! Sports!!!! AKA Sprots!!!!

Mar 12, 2021
LUCKY with Dhruv Uday Singh
01:32:04

A man in a hard plastic mask, window walls, and a woman who isn't as lucky as people keep telling her - we're recapping Lucky! And this week we are joined by a very special guest, none other than a star of the film, Dhruv Uday Singh! Join us as we get get caught in a time loop and try to figure out if we're in a simulation or if all time is happening concurrently.

Watch Lucky on our favorite streaming service - Shudder! We love you Shudder!

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

01:37 - Episode starts

27:00 - Movie recap

01:23:38 - Trivia

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This month we'll be posting polls on our instagram so you can vote for the rest of our March episodes - next week's episode (chosen by you) will be Misery!

Mar 10, 2021
GREEN ROOM
01:38:04

Boxcutters, red laces, and professional fight dogs that haven't been fed - we're recapping Green Room! A movie in which we learn you probably shouldn't take that gig at the Neo-nazi bar. Warning: this episode is not for moms.

Available on Showtime or rent for $2.99

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

02:20 - Episode starts

12:31 - Trivia

17:41 - Recap

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Mar 03, 2021
Bonus Episode: THE OMEN
14:26

To hear the full bonus episode, head to Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast and join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle. Otherwise, see you here on Wednesday where we will be recapping GREEN ROOM. 

Feb 26, 2021
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
01:27:15

Rural roads, Molotov cocktails, and not one but TWO types of cellars - we're recapping the 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead! Join us as we go back to the movie that laid the groundwork for modern zombie films (a.k.a ghoul films), and find out that they are, indeed, coming to get you, Barbra.

Available on Amazon Prime, HBO Max, and Epix.

00:00 - Patron Shoutouts

01:33 - Episode starts

12:23 - Trivia

26:11 - Recap

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Feb 24, 2021
SAINT MAUD
01:27:44

Religious icons, God-gasms, and a pair of insoles that you'll never forget - we're recapping Rose Glass' debut horror film Saint Maud. Join us on a journey of complete and utter dread. She is risen!

Available on Epix.

00:00 - Shoutouts

02:58 - Intro

15:36 - Trivia

22:01 - Recap

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Feb 17, 2021
Bonus Episode: History of Horror - DEMONS
09:58

In our first February bonus episode we are talking all things demons! From the egregious actors rights issues in The Exorcist, to all those gallons and gallons of fluids from The Evil Dead that Emily and Henley have now seen with their OWN EYES!!

To hear the full episode, you can head on over to our Patreon and join Toni fucking Collette’s Inner Circle. You will get access to all previous and future bonus episodes. We release two a month in addition to weekly trailer reaction videos.

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Eli Roth's History of Horror series is streaming on - you guessed it - Shudder (sponsor us!!!)

We'll be back with our regular episode on Wednesday, where we will be recapping Saint Maud (!)

Feb 12, 2021
GET OUT
02:00:47

Teacups, Froot Loops, and more proof that nothing good happens in basements - we're recapping Jordan Peele's game changing debut horror film Get Out.  Streaming on FX or available to rent for $3.99. 

00:00 - Shoutouts

04:36 - Intro

22:15 - Trivia

30:44 - Recap

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Feb 10, 2021
HUSH (2016)
01:27:32

A deaf and mute writer, a secluded cabin in the woods, and a killer who definitely went to creepy killer school - this week we are recapping Hush! A home invasion movie that Emily and Henley hated a lot less than Funny Games. Streaming on Netflix.

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Feb 03, 2021
Bonus Episode: PSYCHO
11:38

For our second January bonus episode we are recapping the Alfred Hitchcock film that influenced so many great horror films to come - Psycho!  

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February Bonus episodes will be chosen by the Inner Circle, so get in there if you wanna vote on the sub-genre we do a deep dive in and then the movie within that sub-genre that we recap. 

Jan 29, 2021
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
01:42:47

Vampires, absent parents, and a whole bunch of CGI cats - we're recapping Let the Right One In! Join us as we learn the proper way to deal with bullies. Streaming on Hulu.

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Jan 27, 2021
THE RITUAL
01:35:55

College friends, the Swedish mountainside, and a creature that defies description - we're recapping The Ritual! Another movie about how camping is very bad!!

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Jan 20, 2021
BONUS: History of Horror - Slashers
09:47

For our first bonus episode of 2021 we are doing a deep dive into the history of one of horror's most beloved sub-genres...the slasher film! We'll talk about what makes a slasher film, what the first slasher film was, and the evolution of slashers through the years. 

To hear the full episode, head to Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast and join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle!

Our next bonus episode will be a recap of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, coming out on January 29th.

Otherwise we'll see you next Wednesday for your regularly scheduled programming!

Jan 15, 2021
FUNNY GAMES
01:17:02

An unsuspecting family, two polite psychopaths, and some games that are less funny than the title suggests - we're recapping Michael Haneke's 2007 remake of Funny Games! Will this movie surpass Event Horizon for Emily's most hated episode yet??? 

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Jan 13, 2021
HIS HOUSE
01:26:45

A grieving couple, an unwelcoming home, and a pesky Night Witch - we're recapping His House! Available to stream on Netflix.

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Jan 06, 2021
Bonus Episode: ANNIHILATION
09:05

Tree people, alien basements, and a bear so upsetting that Emily had to take a break from the movie - this month's bonus episode is Annihilation! Join us as we dive into some good old fashioned existential dread. 

Starting in January 2021 we will be releasing TWO bonus episodes per month for members of Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle, so be sure to join us on Patreon. Happy New Year, we love you all!

Dec 31, 2020
THE INVITATION
01:14:24

This week we are recapping Karyn Kusama's The Invitation, available to stream on Netflix!

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Dec 30, 2020
BLACK CHRISTMAS
01:26:16

Sorority sisters, prank phone calls, and a scene stealer of a fur coat - we're recapping the 1974 holiday slasher Black Christmas! So curl up with us next to the fireplace (ideally within arms length of the fire poker) and let's get into the holiday spirit with some good old fashioned murder. 

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Dec 23, 2020
COLOR OUT OF SPACE
01:36:20

A hydrologist, alpacas, and a color that defies description but looks an awful lot like magenta - we're recapping Color Out of Space! Join us to hear some pretty ok Nicolas Cage impressions. No Emily this week :( but she will be back next week for our holiday horror episode!

Recap starts @ 28 minute mark

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Dec 16, 2020
[REC]
01:35:43

A TV presenter, some fire people, and a penthouse that will make you question everything you know about penthouses - we're recapping the 2007 Spanish found footage zombie film [REC]! Join us as we discover the worst progression of lighting: fluorescent > no lighting > night vision.

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Dec 09, 2020
POSSESSOR
01:24:08

Needles, fire pokers, and a whoooole bunch of knives - we're recapping Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor! Sean Bean is in this movie so you just KNOW it's gonna be a good time and turn out great for everyone

Dec 02, 2020
Bonus Episode: Q&A
06:47

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Or we'll be back next week with a regular episode, we'll be recapping Possessor - available now to rent on demand.

We are so thankful for you all xoxo

Nov 25, 2020
MAMA with Jessica Jean Jardine
01:45:54

Two feral girls, one hot dad, and the most unfortunate wig and styling choice in modern history - we're recapping the 2013 film Mama! This week we are joined by Jessica Jean Jardine (Kar Dishin' It) to talk fantasy horror, Mandela effect, and the never-ending one way vs. two way mirror debate.

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Nov 18, 2020
ATTACK THE BLOCK
01:18:52

Aliens, teens, and some incredible South (Souf) London accents (including Emily's!) - we’re recapping the criminally underrated 2011 film Attack the Block! You are gonna love this episode bruv, believe it!

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Nov 11, 2020
THE PURGE
01:25:23

Government sanctioned violence, a family rich enough to insulate themselves, and some Trumpian/Manson-esque prep-school mother f*ckers - we're recapping The Purge! It's election week so we thought we would relax by talking about a rich white family that upholds a violent system with their complicity. In hindsight this might have not been a good idea.

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Stay safe out there, love y'all xo

Nov 04, 2020
Bonus Episode: THE SIXTH SENSE
04:20

Toni's hair! Toni's nails! Toni's LIME GREEN VELOUR TOP! It's our very first bonus episode and we are watching The Sixth Sense TOGETHER! 

For a spooky Halloween treat and a pre-Toni Collette's birthday celebration, join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle by heading over to our Patreon.

Happy Halloween!

 

Oct 31, 2020
SAW with Joel Jensen
01:45:45

Puppets on tricycles, fluorescent lighting, and rooms so filthy they could make Henley cry - we're recapping James Wan's 2004 debut horror film Saw! This week we are joined by our dearest horrorspondent AKA fourorspondent AKA Joel Jensen! Join us as we debate whether this film should be classified as torture porn or if it is, in fact, just a whimsical mystery.

This closes out our listener chosen October episodes! Happy Halloween!!

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Oct 28, 2020
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
01:23:12

A new baby, an old demon, and a security camera in every room - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 2! Join us to hear about what might be Sammy's scariest viewing experience to date.

The winner of our nasty torture porn bracket and final episode of October will be SAW (2004). Pray for us.

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Oct 21, 2020
THE ABYSS
01:34:08

Deep water aliens, nuclear missiles, and a variety of ships and subs AKA a vessel head's dream come true - we're recapping James Cameron's 1989 film The Abyss! Join us as we learn why it's important to set boundaries with aliens, including but not limited to: do NOT taste the alien you just met.

The Abyss is streaming on Amazon Prime.

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Oct 14, 2020
POLTERGEIST
01:21:01

TV people, scary trees, and REAL human skeletons - we're recapping Tobe Hooper's (Steven Spielberg's?) 1982 classic horror film Poltergeist. Sammy is facing her fears and revisiting this movie for the first time since third grade! Join us as we kick off October with this listener chosen film. 

Poltergeist is streaming on Netflix.

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Oct 07, 2020
THE INVISIBLE MAN
01:29:52

Gaslighting, a too small suit, and "optics" (no further explanation needed) - we're recapping Leigh Whannell's 2020 film The Invisible Man! Join us as we defend Elizabeth Moss from an angry IMDb user who clearly had some better ideas on how to deal with your abusive ex boyfriend faking his death and turning himself invisible just to fuck with you. We must have misplaced our guide book!

The Invisible Man is available on HBO Max.

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Sep 30, 2020
TENEBRAE with Peter Banifaz
01:16:20

A straight razor, a whisper-voiced killer, and an author who is dead set on promoting his book no matter how many murders are happening around him - we're recapping Dario Argento's 1982 Italian slasher Tenebrae! Peter Banifaz (Shameless, Veep, Perry Mason) is here to tell us all about this classic Giallo film. Join us if you wanna live that #garottelife

Tenebrae is available on Shudder

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Sep 23, 2020
APOSTLE
01:32:30

A kidnapping, a determined infiltrator, and a cult leader that we have to admit makes some pretty solid choices - we're recapping the 2018 Netflix horror film Apostle. There is some very nasty shit in this one and not even Dan Stevens can make it go down easy! Listen to find out why Henley has a soft spot for a hard foot. 

 

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Sep 16, 2020
HOST (2020)
01:14:11

A zoom seance, an ill-conceived prank, and a group of friends whose names are a little too close for comfort - we're recapping the 2020 made-in-quarantine horror film Host! This movie was filmed entirely through zoom and we can 100% confirm that recording the episode through zoom was indeed very scary. So take a cheeky shot and buckle up if you want to be convinced not to use a video background in a zoom call ever again - happy spookies!

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Sep 09, 2020
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET with Peter Lozano and Scott Youngbauer
01:30:14

Drunk parents, finger knives, and 500 gallons of fake blood - we're recapping A Nightmare on Elm Street! This week our guests Peter Lozano and Scott Youngbauer (hosts of Movies that Made Us Gay) fill us in on all things Freddy Krueger. Join us if you dare, but whatever you do...don't fall asleep!

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Sep 02, 2020
HELLRAISER
01:26:26

An unhappy marriage, a mysterious box, and a couple of horny demons AKA "Sadomasochists from beyond the grave" - we're recapping Clive Barker's 1987 film Hellraiser! Join us to be reminded of the importance of our old motto: Always be stressed, never be horny. Truly words to live by.

 

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Aug 26, 2020
RELIC with Peach & Shag of Spooko
01:24:53

A missing grandma, a lurking figure, and a questionable Australian accent - we're recapping Natalie Erika James' debut horror film Relic. And who better to join us than our favorite Australian counterparts Peach & Shag of the podcast Spooko? Together, we'll get to the bottom of what this film is really about (hint: it's dementia).

 

Join us for this very special crossover episode a.k.a. Too Spooko; Didn't Watch!

 

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Aug 19, 2020
THE RENTAL
01:25:26

A celebratory trip, an unwanted visitor, and some brother dynamics that probably in no way reflect the brother dynamics between the director and his real-life brother James Franco - we're recapping Dave Franco's directorial debut The Rental.  No Henley this week! Just an intimate episode with Emily and Sammy discovering the importance of always coordinating your ecstasy trips. 

 

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Aug 12, 2020
SINISTER
01:15:47

A true-crime novelist, creepy kids that love creepy drawings, and your classic pagan deity that is a big patron of the arts - we're recapping Sinister!

 

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You guys rule and we love making this podcast because of all of you!

 

Thanks for listening, we looooove you xo

Aug 05, 2020
TALES FROM THE HOOD with Carl Tart
01:05:24

A boy facing his monster, a Klansman politician, and an eccentric mortician to guide us through their stories - we're recapping Rusty Cundieff's 1995 horror anthology Tales from the Hood! Carl Tart (The Flagrant Ones) joins us to discuss what it would be like to be eaten alive one tiny puppet bite at a time. (Spoiler: not good!)

Jul 29, 2020
THE CRAFT
01:25:37

Trendsetting witches, a deity named after a french woman from The Great British Baking Show, and somewhere between 3,000 and 10,000 snakes - we're recapping 90s teen horror The Craft! Join us as we search for the fourth member of our coven.

Jul 22, 2020
THE CONJURING 2 with Betsy Sodaro
01:38:54

Homemade ouija boards, zoetropes, and an unnecessary Elvis singalong - we're recapping The Conjuring 2! Our wonderful horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro (A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash) is back to guide us through the second installment of The Conjuring series. Join us to find out if Ed & Lorraine Warren love each other and, more importantly, if Henley is haunted!

Jul 15, 2020
EVE'S BAYOU
01:11:56

Poetic monologues, psychic visions, and the terrifying fallibility of memory - we're recapping Kasi Lemmons' 1997 film Eve's Bayou. Bonus discussion about Xavier Burgin's documentary Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror!

Jul 08, 2020
THE ORPHANAGE with Mano Agapion
01:27:44

A seaside orphanage, children in masks (double whammy), and an incredibly tired husband - we're recapping J.A. Bayona's 2007 film The Orphanage! Mano Agapion (Drag Her!, We Love Trash, Horny 4 Horror) joins us to talk about this terrifying yet beautiful Spanish fantasy-horror. Grab your horror bingo cards cuz this movie does it ALL!

Jul 01, 2020
SCREAM
01:28:10

A grieving woman with a terrible boyfriend, a murderer in a ghost face mask, and some incredibly unfazed teenagers - we're recapping Wes Craven's 1996 teen slasher SCREAM! Come for the horrific murders and stay for Emily's impeccable Matthew Lillard impression. 

Jun 24, 2020
THE DESCENT
01:29:17

Six women, one cave, and a whole bunch of nasty naked gollum men - we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2006 film (and Sammy's favorite horror film of all time!!!!) The Descent! Join us as we make a very strong case for never ever going spelunking. Adventure is bad and we should all just stay home

Jun 17, 2020
READY OR NOT
01:37:28

Five (5) candelabras, a newlywed couple, and your classic board game tycoon family with an unfortunate tradition to uphold - we-re recapping the 2019 film Ready or Not! Join us as we learn why it's important to stay on top of your endurance training.

Jun 10, 2020
ROSEMARY'S BABY
01:30:20

Nosy neighbors, an incredible haircut, and a level of gaslighting that is truly off the charts - we're recapping the 1968 classic Rosemary's Baby. Join us as we learn how terrifying pregnancy and motherhood are. This episode contains descriptions of rape and other sensitive topics and could be triggering! 

May 27, 2020
TRAIN TO BUSAN with Joel Jensen
01:32:36

A hot dad, an adorable daughter, and an ever-growing hoard of zombies - we're recapping the South Korean zombie film Train to Busan! Our #1 horrorspondent Joel Jensen joins us via Zoom to talk about the winner of our foreign horror bracket. Listen to find out an exclusive entomological dermatology hack.

Also, *trigger warning* for anyone who has had a zombie fall on them while they were doing kickflips :(

May 20, 2020
HALLOWEEN
01:15:25

Jack-O-Lanterns, knitting needles, and a killer in a William Shatner mask (the guy from Miss Congeniality) - we're talking John Carpenter's 1978 classic slasher film Halloween! Join us as we learn about Michael Myers, a big and fast man with absolutely zero chill. Pro tip: always be stressed, never be horny.

May 13, 2020
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
01:27:42

Puppeteers, a cellar filled with a buttload of artifacts, and a vacation with friends rudely interrupted by a zombie redneck torture family - we're recapping Drew Goddard's 2012 film The Cabin in the Woods. Join us as we argue about two-way vs. one-way mirrors and learn another very important lesson - don't get shredded.

May 06, 2020
INSIDIOUS
01:15:21

Haunted children, fistfights with demons, and copious amounts of eye cream - we're talking James Wan's 2011 film Insidious. Join us as we venture into the further and learn an important lesson - don't dream too hard, folks!

Apr 29, 2020
MANDY
01:26:18

Chainsaw fights, mountains of cocaine, and a semi-supernatural evil biker gang - we're recapping Panos Cosmatos' Mandy! Join us as we recap the greatest love story ever told. Pro tip: if a stranger ever says "See you later" to you - run!

Apr 22, 2020
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
01:09:26

Three student filmmakers, two handheld cameras, and one elusive witch - we're recapping The Blair Witch Project! Join us as we recap this found-footage horror film about how scary it is to trust the person holding the map.

Apr 15, 2020
THE THING
01:18:29

Paranoia, a spectacular hat, and a group of husky dogs that will probably be totally fine - we're recapping John Carpenter's 1982 classic The Thing! Grab a hot toddy or drink some whisky straight out of the bottle and join us as we chat about our most requested quarantine film. Kurt Russell is our north star and will get us through this strange time.

Apr 08, 2020
THE STRANGERS
57:02

People in masks, scary record players, and proof that ranch-style houses (and capitalism?) are a bad idea - we're recapping the 2008 film The Strangers. We are continuing our quarantine series with a movie that will make you feel very scared to be in your house. Sorry!!!

Apr 01, 2020
10 CLOVERFIELD LANE
01:04:59

An underground bunker, barrels of acid, and Molotov cocktails (does everyone just inherently know to make those??) - we're recapping 10 Cloverfield Lane! No guest this week; we are still in real-life quarantine so we chose a film that reflects the times. Join us as we become terrified of the otherwise lovable John Goodman. 

Mar 25, 2020
A QUIET PLACE
01:12:49

Rusty nails, an ill-advised pregnancy, and John Krasinski taking basically every job on the set - we're recapping 2018's A Quiet Place! No guest and also no Henley this week due to *social distancing* BUT Emily was brave and watched the movie with Sammy!! It's a scary time out there so all we can do is watch horror films and be thankful we are not being hunted by Demogorgon/praying mantis/crab/man monsters. 

Mar 18, 2020
30 DAYS OF NIGHT with Eugene Cordero
01:33:12

A top cop, a muffin monster, and Danny Huston giving an incredible performance as a vampire who can play records with his fingernail - we're recapping 30 Days of Night! Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Golden Arm) joins us to talk about our very first vampire horror movie and explains how it uses the whole buffalo. Tune in to find out if Henley's eyes are stronger than her heart.

Mar 11, 2020
IT FOLLOWS with Rebecca Lee Robertson
01:15:47

STD metaphors, masturbation dens, and a monster that seemingly "scrunches" you death - we're recapping David Robert Mitchell's It Follows! Rebecca Lee Robertson (From Your TV to UCB, Dow Jones, Kajillionaire) walks us through this 2014 coming-of-age horror film, and together we reflect on the inevitability of our own deaths. Pretty sure the takeaway is...YOLO?!

Mar 04, 2020
US with Greg Gallant and Broti Gupta
01:17:39

A hall of mirrors, cool red jumpsuits and, as Emily says, "scissors and blood!!!" - we're recapping Jordan Peele's 2019 film US! Greg Gallant (TV writer on Speechless and Perfect Harmony; Firsthand Podcast) and Broti Gupta (TV writer on Speechless and Friends From College) join us to talk about what a damn blast these actors must have had and why all their stand-ins deserve awards. Tune in to hear Sammy and Greg's impression of Lupita Nyong'o's scary-as-hell "tether" voice. 

Feb 26, 2020
THE LODGE
01:19:14

Another creepy dollhouse, a lone survivor of a cult, and a VERY bad idea for a Christmas vacation destination - we're recapping The Lodge! From the directors of Goodnight Mommy comes another excellent film that is thoroughly unpleasant to watch - we loved it! Just your hosts this week, join us if you want to feel very bad!

Feb 19, 2020
CAPE FEAR with Kathleen Jordan
01:41:53

A vacation destination with a spooktacular name, some super sick tattoos, and Robert DeNiro as a very scary man who learned how to read - we're recapping Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear! Kathleen Jordan (Creator of the upcoming Netflix Original series Teenage Bounty Hunters) joins us to talk about this truly horrifying film that includes all our biggest real-life fears. Trigger warning that this movie includes scenes of rape and sexual assault. 

Feb 12, 2020
THE TURNING
01:05:12

Creepy kids, a haunted mansion, and a LOT of spooky things that get showcased and then never come into play - we're recapping The Turning! A standard horror film with the most perplexing ending imaginable. No guest this week! Just the three of us trying to figure out if Finn Wolfhard is a regular horny teenage boy or an EVIL horny teenage boy. Tune in to find out.

Feb 05, 2020
THE RING with Aaron Burdette
01:22:44

A haunted videotape, an extremely competent journalist, and a precocious little boy with a smoker's voice - we're recapping The Ring! Aaron Burdette (comedy writer; Man Seeking Woman, SNL Weekend Update, UCB) is here to talk about the movie that scared the sh*t out of him before he was the big brave adult he is now. Join us to find out what Naomi Watts loves to snack on.

Jan 29, 2020
PET SEMATARY with Jonathan Sadowski
01:09:53

A cursed burial ground, a dad who just doesn't learn his lessons, and an adorable little boy with the cool-as-hell name 'Gage Creed' - we're recapping Mary Lambert's 1989 film Pet Sematary! Jonathan Sadowski (Young & Hungry, Chernobyl Diaries, Shookum Hills) joins us to talk about this truly insane movie. Don't shilly-shally, join us as we find out why sometimes dead is better! 

Jan 22, 2020
THE EXORCIST with Chase McCown
58:27

A demon named Pazuzu, stunts that caused lifelong spinal injuries, and language so foul Max Von Sydow forgot his lines - we're recapping William Friedkin's 1973 horror classic The Exorcist. Chase McCown tells us all about this game-changing horror (the first and still only one of two horror films to be nominated for Best Picture!!). Join us as we find out where exactly your mother sucks cocks.

Jan 15, 2020
THE BABADOOK with Stephanie Albala
01:30:10

A bad book, a struggling mother, and a cute/terrifying little boy that is sometimes a man on his knees wearing a wig - we're recapping Jennifer Kent's debut feature The Babadook.  This movie is a beautiful exploration of motherhood, grief, and trauma...join us as we try not to cry through the whole episode!

Jan 08, 2020
JENNIFER'S BODY with William Heus
01:06:35

A teenage girl possessed by a demon, a wasted Boston Market chicken, and music from DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL - we're recapping Karyn Kusama's 2009 film Jennifer's Body. William Heus is back to tell us all about this ahead-of-its-time-horror, and Henley was brave this week! Join us as we find out that hell truly is a teenage girl.

Jan 01, 2020
KRAMPUS
01:09:31

A Bad Santa, nasty naughty little toys, and our favorite...TONI F*CKING COLLETTE - we're recapping KRAMPUS! No guest this episode, just us 3 really getting into the holiday spirit with this movie. Emily and Sammy were both brave! A Krampus miracle! Happy Krampus to all our scaredy-cats out there, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our favorite Henley Cox.

Dec 25, 2019
DRAG ME TO HELL with Joel Jensen
01:31:14

A woman named Chris Brown, a spooky hanky, and maggots that are made out of PASTA (actor's rights win!!!) - we're talking Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell! Our first ever guest Joel Jensen (UCB's The Dragons) returns to describe another fluid-filled Sam Raimi flick. Or does he spoon feed it to us? Listen to find out!

Dec 18, 2019
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS with Marcy Jarreau
01:23:24

Skin suits, an FBI agent/feminist icon in training, and one surprisingly helpful cannibal - we're talking Jonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs! Marcy Jarreau (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, A Funny Feeling, Kardishin' It, 90 Day Bae) joins us to talk all things Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling. This movie won FIVE OSCARS because it's that damn good. It's got a lot of great lessons; mainly - don't trust any men ever? Or at the very least ones with casts on their arms asking you to help them move furniture. Just run. 

Dec 11, 2019
ALIEN with Rex Ogle
01:11:18

Ellen Ripley, space truck-drivers, and a cute baby alien that becomes an extremely not cute adult alien almost instantly - we're talking Ridley Scott's Alien. Rex Ogle (author of Free Lunch) joins us to talk about this classic sci-fi horror film. Sigourney Weaver is a badass bitch and this movie has the best trailer and tagline maybe ever? In space no one can hear you scream. Ahhhhhh! Warning: Includes spoilers for Prometheus, Aliens, and somehow... The Hobbit.

Dec 04, 2019
SE7EN with Monica Padman
01:04:18

Seven deadly sins, some VERY upsetting crime scenes, and Brad Pitt in his god damn prime - we're recapping David Fincher's Se7en. Monica Padman (Armchair Expert) gives us all the details of this truly horrifying psychological thriller.  Join us as we find out what's in that dang box!!

Nov 27, 2019
DOCTOR SLEEP with Dominic Ciccodicola
01:14:44

A grown up Danny Torrance, a girl named Abra, and a gang of steam-sucking astral-projecting vampires - we're talking Doctor Sleep. Dominic Ciccodicola joins us to recap the sequel to The Shining. Stephen King loves this one so we HATE IT. There is a very cute cat in it though, and that's something. Abra Cadabra BABY!

Nov 20, 2019
THE SHINING with Ginger Gonzaga
57:52

An extremely haunted hotel, an abusive husband and father, and an all-too-casual warning that a previous caretaker murdered his whole family here - we're recapping Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Ginger Gonzaga (Living With Yourself, Kidding, Your Day) joins us to talk about this horror masterpiece. Stephen King hates it so we LOVE IT! Come play with us...

Nov 13, 2019
HEREDITARY with George Basil
01:06:46

An unfortunate nut allergy, severe family trauma, and TONI FUCKING COLLETTE - it's here! Our most requested movie! George Basil (HBO's Crashing, CBS All Access' No Activity) joins us to talk about Ari Aster's Hereditary. We needed a stiff drink to make it through this one and SORRY we got a little drunk. Deal with it. Hail Paimon.

Nov 06, 2019
THE CONJURING with Betsy Sodaro
01:30:49

A hateful demon, incredibly attractive paranormal investigators, and way too many nasty nightgowns - we are recapping James Wan's 2013 film The Conjuring. The wonderful and very brave Betsy Sodaro (A Funny Feeling and We Love Trash) joins us this week to talk about Sammy's all-time scariest film. You're gonna want to call your priest after this one.

Oct 30, 2019
THE LIGHTHOUSE
01:01:33

One-eyed sea birds, furious masturbating and lots and lots of farts - we're spilling the beans about Robert Eggers' The Lighthouse. Emily, Henley and Sammy are ALL THREE brave this week! We went to see this wild film and will try our damn best to recap it for you. Like the film, this episode is a slow descent into madness.

Oct 23, 2019
28 DAYS LATER with Dan Lippert
01:13:38

A rage virus, a very bad time to wake up from a coma, and more proof than man is the scariest monster of all, we're talking Danny Boyle's 2003 film 28 Days Later. Dan Lippert (UCB's WinslowBig Grande The Teacher's Lounge and You're The Man Now Dog podcast) walks us through the empty London streets of the zombie apocalypse. Fockin' Hell.

Oct 16, 2019
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE with Andy Knauer
01:01:15

A murderous family, form-over-function interior decorating, and a group of friends who should have taken their horoscopes a little bit more seriously - we're talking Tobe Hooper's 1974 game-changing slasher The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Andy Knauer joins us as we continue our extra spooky October series. This week's film is Henley's own personal hell. Probably a good idea to skip the BBQ tonight. 

Oct 09, 2019
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY with Jessica Jardine
01:01:28

A camcorder, a Ouija board, and a demon haunting that you probably should have mentioned to your boyfriend before you moved in together - we're kicking off an extra-spooky October with 2007's Paranormal Activity. Jessica Jardine (UCB's The Dragons and Kar Dishin' It Podcast) joins us to recap Silent Jenna's personal scariest movie of all time. This one might just be our scariest yet so listeners beware! 

Oct 02, 2019
EVENT HORIZON with Evan Sinclair
01:08:14

Black holes, missing eyes, and the worst possible orgy imaginable - we're recapping Paul Anderson's (not that Paul Anderson) 1997 film Event Horizon. Evan Sinclair joins us to talk about this truly traumatizing haunted vessel movie. Full disclosure: Though it is about a vessel, this movie is NOT Titanic. Welcome to hell.

Sep 25, 2019
IT CHAPTER TWO
01:08:02

More uninhibited violence against children, a corpse driving a getaway car and still not even CLOSE to enough Pennywise - let's talk It Chapter Two! Sammy tries to convince Emily and Henley to see this not-so-scary horror film by taking them through the "scariest" parts. Is it fun and worth seeing? Or "dumb and bad"? Does Bill Hader hate us? Let's find out!

Sep 11, 2019
IT with William Heus
59:34

A murderous clown, bad dads and uninhibited violence against children - we're recapping 2017's IT. William Heus takes us through all the gruesome details of the Losers' Club's first clash with Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Join us and you'll float too.

Sep 04, 2019
THE EVIL DEAD with Stephen Unckles
54:14

A cabin in the woods, the Necronomicon, and so so SO many fluids - we're taking it back to the 80's! Stephen Unckles joins us to talk about Sam Raimi's 1981 classic, The Evil Dead.  Be warned, you'll never look at oatmeal the same way.

Aug 28, 2019
THE WITCH with Joel Jensen and Caroline Lindy
52:01

Scary rabbits, exorcisms and hot wood-chopping dads - we're talking about The Witch! Guest brave-person Joel Jensen tells us all the details about this "double black diamond" horror film. Also joined by guest scaredy-cat Caroline Lindy. May God have mercy on our souls.

Aug 21, 2019
MIDSOMMAR
47:02

Murder-suicides, skin suits and human sacrifices - we're pencil diving straight into the deep end! In our very first episode, we're talking about the wild and wonderful Midsommar. Brave-person Sammy describes the film in full detail to scaredy-cats Emily and Henley. Buckle up.

Aug 14, 2019