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Revelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation
01:04:32
Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu. ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: We are adding another podcast to the Fortunate Horse family business/cult/polycule. It's called Worlds Beyond Number and it's pretty great. Episode 1 launches on March 1st, but you can find huge preview episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Internet famous people on it, very cool and sincere Miyazaki vibes, lots of original music. We think it's pretty good! Sam Grant helped to edit this ep, what a dang champ! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your favorite show of all time, you just don't know it yet. We stand together on the precipice of self knowledge! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Feb 27, 2023 |
TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs & Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure
00:03:55
LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way. Joined by Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s) Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike) Max Wittert (High Maintenance) |
Jan 19, 2023 |
Revelations
01:02:47
The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting! WOW look at these sponsors! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jan 19, 2023 |
Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION
01:33:22
Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena. And WOW look at these sponsors! Oddity Roadshow! (Great new podcast from the Critical Bits folks, check it out! or die) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. |
Dec 22, 2022 |
Wolves
01:52:04
At long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight? WOW look at these sponsors! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Dec 20, 2022 |
ALERT: Have Yourself a Merchy Little Flipcup
00:01:04
We have LOTS of new stuff in store and the new designs are WILD(ly good). Order by December 4th to receive the new stuff before the holidays!
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Nov 21, 2022 |
Relics
01:25:24
*HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!!* https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/ A man walks down the street Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying. They sponsored this episode and are your new gods. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! Hope Elon doesn't buy it, lol!! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Nov 08, 2022 |
Into the Woods
01:21:43
There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN? Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code RudeTales. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "candy" of podcasts!! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Oct 13, 2022 |
Departures
01:33:31
To escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic. HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING BackBlaze and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales. And checkout The First Binding here Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! No cap, fam, it's dead ass! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Sep 21, 2022 |
Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
01:16:57
I need a vacation...from this vacation! HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi. For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code rudetales. And checkout The First Binding here WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news... follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Aug 23, 2022 |
We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER
00:07:50
Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes -The Bronte Sisters -The Prussian Military -Zeus and more! Find the full interview on our patreon at any level! Subscribe to his podcast Plot Points wherever you get your podcasts and find his great book on game running and adventure design, Encounter Theory, here. |
Jul 27, 2022 |
Arrivals
01:27:26
Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!? HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/ Todays episode was sponsored by NordVPN: get the NORD in yer GOURD at nordvpn.com/rudetales WE ARE GOIN TO GENCON!!!! Come se our LIVE SHOWS and PLAY GAMES AND HANGOUT!! We'll be there August 4-7 and details are here at fortunatehorse.com Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the Pink Sauce of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news... follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 21, 2022 |
Gleaning the Cube
01:46:44
You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've heard it all, but what if...what if not me I'm different? In fact, I'm actually positive you CAN go home again and it's fine. Why doesn't everyone just go home again? Idiots. Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your new "bible." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 07, 2022 |
Rude Talks of Public Chatting! For YOU!
00:53:06
Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and WAY more of other stuff including alerts and discounts on tickets, merch, and very good discord and a whole additional world of games and shows and yes..stories, put a ring on it and come over to our patreon. In the meantime, take your mind off the horrible collapse of civilization outside your window with us, seven idiots who make a p'cast. Patrons, check out the Black Grail feed for the second half of this two-part barn-burner! |
Jun 24, 2022 |
UNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby
00:31:39
UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and Stirfry and Bellow, respectively, JOIN US ON THE PATREON. It's SO good. |
Jun 03, 2022 |
O Captain, My Captain
01:33:07
Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
May 23, 2022 |
FEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space
01:36:27
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" who is real, ONE TIME Ali played a 16ft-tall cat named Chestershire, and so, so much more! Here is an example episode to prove to you that we are not lying. . They DO exist! FIND US WHEREVER YOU SLURP UP YOUR PODCAST SLOP FROM THE PODCAST TROUGH, MY DEAR LITTLE PIGGIES! YUM YUM YUM! |
May 11, 2022 |
The Thin Black Line
01:17:15
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you? Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did. And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today! And thanks to our sponsor BACKBLAZE.com/rudetalesofmagic Unlimited backup for your 'puter, for only $7 a month. Do it already! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
May 06, 2022 |
Operation Ottersquirt
01:20:01
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Apr 25, 2022 |
It's a Calling
01:24:50
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously! CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises. A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" TOUR THAT NIGHT. CORRECTION: A PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS EPISODE SAID THAT TIM WAS DOING A SHOW FOR HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" THAT WAS A MISTAKE. IT IS JUST A STANDUP COMEDY SHOW OF TIM'S STANDUP COMEDY AND GUESTS. AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "VACCINE FREEDOM" OR THE TERRIBLE SITUATION IN UKRAINE, WHICH WE CONDEMN. AGAIN, THATS TIMBEBE PLATATA HIMSELF, TIM PLATT(!) AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22! Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth." follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Apr 04, 2022 |
Workin' Hard
01:37:37
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status quo for the Witch Hunters begins to make itself known. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Mar 12, 2022 |
Goblin Mode
01:18:07
Jesus Christ, we're finally back. Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Feb 24, 2022 |
Hell and Back
01:11:54
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it? EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February 23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;) Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Fingers crossed you'll be hearing more from Sam soon. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com It's Funny Star Trek, and it's completely unhinged. If you're not listening you are god's own fool. follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jan 13, 2022 |
Tim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special
01:09:25
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;)
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Dec 22, 2021 |
Crossroads
01:15:27
Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis We wild for this one! Subscribe to our sister podcast (different show same cast!) Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek goof) And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Dec 04, 2021 |
We Get to Have You
01:38:07
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most precious of things, a wife! But with the Witchhunters' callstones now dotting the Cordelian Pastoral, and their newest enemy in possession of an invincible weapon (and a little standard issue razzmatazz), the cards look stacked against them like never before. Perhaps an old friend could help? They definitely have some of those. Tons, probably. Pretty sure. Very thankful to be supported this week by The Beautiful Liar, QCODE Media's coolest, newest audio join. Give it a hear here. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Talk about "Engage"-ing content! (its a star trek pastiche) And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Nov 19, 2021 |
Call Me Late to Dinner
01:40:43
Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, the red carpet, succor, respite, and a place to lay those weary bones. Why, it looks like the denizens of picaresque bayou town Froggy Creek simply cannot wait to...have...our heroes....for dinner? Wait a minute. YO check it out: we got some limited edition art prints of Flipcup for sale in the store! Brand new!But they're limited so you better go hurry! https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/lordflipcup The dark, brooding banjo theme this week? Why that is Dark Place by Sasha Eve, and you CAN check out their bandcamp page right here: https://mouseandbanjo.bandcamp.com Thanks for letting us use the song Sasha, it rules. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Set vazers to GOOD PODCAST. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Nov 05, 2021 |
Sneak SHRIEK: Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night"
00:05:05
BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night," a decadent and terrifying descent into the cobwebbed, eldritch corners of Tim Platt's mind. WHAT HORRORS LURK BENEATH?? WHAT TERROR WAITS AHEAD?? WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TIM'S OBSESSION WITH EDIBLE SLIMES, i.e. HONEY, SAP, TOMATO SAUCE, ETC?? Only by entering the creaky door of the Rude Tales patreon may your mind come face to face with these unknowable forms. Enter....if you dare. BE FOREWARNED: The episode you are about to experience is haunted by unearthly frights, dark eroticism, twisted irreverence, and Deth. Tim Platt runs a game of What A Terrible Night by Logan Dean with a SCAR-studded cast of Taylor GORE, Ali Fisher-OF-MEN, Joe LeGORE, Christopher BEEstings, and Carly MonardGORE. Will they make it out of this HAUNTed House alive? Or will they DIE? Bwa ha ha! I, Tim Platt, edited the ep too so manage GORE expectations! Logan Dean made a great game and you can get it here: https://mega-corp.itch.io/what-a-terrible-night
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Oct 26, 2021 |
Good News, Bad News
01:42:29
Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the Kay River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Set vazers to GOOD PODCAST. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Next week, we're releasing Tim's Halloween special: "Tim Platt's What a Terrible Night" and you can only get it on Patreon. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts and the other things I said! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Oct 23, 2021 |
Professor Outside
01:34:24
You're gonna want headphones for this one. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Turns out it's VERY good. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, we'll post the infamous LOST EPISODE, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Oct 07, 2021 |
The Riddled Remnant (with special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan)
01:27:30
One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly marooned in the desert (played by the hosts of good and beloved podcast Hey Riddle Riddle), and then juuuust when you're getting used to that BOOM a greater danger appears with heretofore unseen powers and malice. You just can't win these days! Unless, no, I shouldn't say it, it's too crazy. I just can't help but think, perhaps if you banded together with the nah, dont worry about it. What do I know, anyway? I'm just someone who cares! lol, this is a "fun one." Magnetize! Ya GOTTA hit up Hey Riddle Riddle, the fantastic podcast hosted by our special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan: Fancy, Champagne, and Thunk, respectively. We love you. Also, our deal with INKED GAMING has returned, just go to inkedgaming.com/rudetales and use code RUDETALES for 10% off. Subscribe to and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, we'll post the infamous LOST EPISODE, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Sep 24, 2021 |
You Wish
01:33:10
[LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! Get streaming and IRL tickets now at rudetalesofmagic.live now! Better hurry!] Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character! Subscribe and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will come and wash all the filth off these streets, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Sep 15, 2021 |
TEASER: Tim Platt's Honey Heist
00:05:24
Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it must be heard to be believed. Unfortunately the audio had severe problems. Now, a year later, it has been fully restored, and this ABSOLUTE TREASURE of a game is being released today on our patreon. Here is but one sublime taste of the absolute FEAST that awaits you over on the patreon. We'll see you in two weeks when we return to Cordelia. Until then, Heist this Honey, grizzly mama. Produced by Kodiak Sanders Starring Branson Reese, Ali Fisher, Joe Lepore, Christopher Hastings, Taylor Moore and the entire contents of Tim Platt's subconscious mind. Grant Howitt (wonderful, handsome, friend of the show) wrote Honey Heist. We recommend anything by him. |
Aug 25, 2021 |
The Way We Came
01:32:37
Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of our Ruleshaven residency. Check out our friends at Join the Party! jointhepartypod.com Subscribe and support our new podcast Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Buy tickets to our live, in-person show , coming up soon! rudetalesofmagic.live Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will come and wash all the filth off these streets, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Aug 13, 2021 |
Oh These, Those Stars of Space: "Who Do Dare"
01:19:01
ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from the same Rude Crew you know and "would die for." Come along with us on an entirely new, and legally distinct, journey far in Earth's future, to discover new worlds, to "french" new aliens, and to bravely go where no previously extant IP has technically gone before. Oh These, Those Stars of Space, is a completely new show with its own feed and everything. Subscribe now in your podcast place of choice. Want more? There's a whole extra episode at the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon. NOT ENDORSED BY THE ESTATE OF GENE RODENBERRY (Editor's Note: that weirdo would have loved this shit) Same as Rude Tales of Magic, Oh These Those Stars of Space, will publish free episodes every other week, BUT a world of wonders waits through the $5 gates of the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon, where you can get another, additional full episode every month! You are kindly invited to join the OTTSS Patreon now and increase your pleasure by more than 50%. Those numbers don't lie. They're numbers, they can't. And follow the new show on the website twitter.com or the instagram application @ohthesethose Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper. The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. And yeah it fuckin slaps. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Aug 04, 2021 |
In the Flesh
01:45:12
We got A WHOLE NEW PODCAST: Oh These, Those Stars of Space! You're gonna love it, it's the same brilliant (but sensual!) cast you crave, making a whole new thing in a whole new format and genre. It's the pod you were born to love. Jam it in your pod holes or visit ohthesethosestarsofspace.com Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will perform cellular mitosis (asexual) and become TWO patreons, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 29, 2021 |
Look Out Below
01:07:44
We've just announced OUR FIRST IN-PERSON live show in a year! September 15th at the Bell House in historic Brooklyn, New York. Tickets are going fast and will definitely sell out very soon. Get one now at rudetalesofmagic.live Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will perform cellular mitosis (asexual) and become TWO patreons, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 07, 2021 |
The Ringer
01:34:06
OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IS SOON AND TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! It'll be our last live show until September, so get. on. board. spit spot. Go to rudetalesogmagic.com WHO will be on the exclusive mug? Wet Beep? Milker? Sundown Samara? Only one way to find out! Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will become JUST binaural beats (and crypto trading tips), and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, we'd love to have you, believe it or not. There is SO MUCH good stuff just sitting there waiting for you. Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jun 17, 2021 |
[TEASER] Trouble in Paradise!
00:01:24
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Jun 15, 2021 |
Ding Dong
01:21:51
This episode features original music by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will spend ONE NIGHT in the old Henderson place and NO calling our moms, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, what the fuck is wrong with you? Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jun 04, 2021 |
Ruleshaven
01:28:44
This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese. It is sung by The Soaking Valley Learning Annex Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will host Saturday Night Live with musical guest, The Weekend (and a Steve Martin cameo!), and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too late to "do it right." Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
May 20, 2021 |
Ruleshaven
01:32:31
This episode features original music by B A Kling. It also features a solid 45 minutes of exposition., and you know what? It sings. What other podcast would DARE? Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will replace Prince Phillip as the person in charge of having sex with the Queen, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too late to "do it right." Join us HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got tank tops for your post-covid summer! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
May 06, 2021 |
Jurisdiction
01:20:12
Albee's music in this episode is taken from a student performance at the Senzoku Gakuen College of Music. They have an incredible youtube page you should subscribe to here. NEW LIVE SHOW!!!! It's next week! Go get tickets here now! This episode also features original music by B A Kling. Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be launched into low Earth orbit as part of SpaceX's new Starlink project, then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too late to "do it right.". Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Apr 21, 2021 |
Interlude: Are You Afraid of the Scares?
00:58:05
We'll be back on schedule in two weeks, in the meantime enjoy this interlude, produced by, wait, am I reading this right... Joe Lepore!? Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it's over for the "bozos." All that's missing is you. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. |
Apr 07, 2021 |
UNLOCKED: Sixgun Showdown!
01:02:45
We'll be back in two weeks with the (and I am not kidding here) THRILLING follow up to Maestro. Until then, PARSE with us won't you? The other episode of Parsely is in a big haunted house and it has the whole cast! Go get it here: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic PARSELY is the delightful creation of Jared Sorensen, and you can get your copy here: http://www.memento-mori.com/
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Mar 24, 2021 |
MAESTRO
01:27:53
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it's over for the "bozos." All that's missing is you. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Mar 11, 2021 |
Way Down in the Hole
01:16:50
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it's over for the "bozos." All that's missing is you. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything, if everything is shirts! And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Feb 24, 2021 |
Infinite Jests
01:25:34
NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCED! Check out rudetalesofmagic.com for show dates and tickets! Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's missing is you, ya handsome lil hepcat. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. |
Feb 11, 2021 |
Daddy-O
01:23:07
Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's missing you you, ya handsome lil hepcat. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jan 26, 2021 |
Thirsty Falls: Part 2
01:14:45
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Jan 13, 2021 |
NYE Special: Beans & Revelry
00:52:56
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. |
Dec 29, 2020 |
Thirsty Falls: Part 1
01:17:01
Our Patreon is INFAMOUS for being TOO good, and in all sincerity, it's what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna love the new additions. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Dec 16, 2020 |
It Sphinx In Here
01:41:37
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot! "Ghost With a Boner" by Diarrhea Planet fucking slaps, and also it appears courtesy of Infinity Cat Recordings. You simply could not spend your music money in a better place. Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! And hooboy you're REALLY gonna see all the new recent stuff. Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Dec 01, 2020 |
Riddle Guy
01:39:50
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot! Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here
ANSWER TO RIDDLE: I am that book you ate. |
Nov 18, 2020 |
Breaking Dawn
01:18:37
Check out our store at rudetalesofmagic.com for HOT HOT deals on sweet sweet shirts, live show recordings, and more! We got Polaris University sweaters for the cold weather! We thought of everything! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Nov 03, 2020 |
The Shish Kebab Express
01:30:34
Tickets for the next live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com.Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Oct 21, 2020 |
Rain of Terror
01:36:36
Tickets for the Halloween live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com.Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Oct 13, 2020 |
UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity
02:30:31
Get more content like this: the Rude Crew plays horror, sci fi, and...animal-based...ttrpgs all on our award winning* Patreon! |
Oct 06, 2020 |
A Stranger Comes to Town
01:26:01
Check out all the cool stuff on rudetalesofmagic.com. Like our new Polaris University hoodies and sweatshirts. Wow look at that. Neat!The kickstarter for the new Fortunate Horse tabletop game, As You Wich, is RIGHT HERE. Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul, and our newest addition, JTrofe. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. AND!! The "Trashlands" music appears courtesy of Derek & Brandon Fiechter. You can support them on Bandcamp right here |
Sep 22, 2020 |
TEASER Lasers and Feelings #1
00:03:19
Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/ ALSO Fortunate Horse, the studio behind Rude Tales of Magic is launching our very first GAME! It's called As You 'Wich, and yes it is about sandwiches. It's easy, it's funny and it's very affordable. Get yours riiiight here.
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Sep 08, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter
01:56:33
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for for tickets to our first live stream THIS FRIDAY, the 28th! Hurry!Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Aug 25, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 6
01:30:03
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's t-shirts! For YOUR body! There's one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Aug 12, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5
01:15:45
RIGHT NOW GO TO RUDETALESOFMAGIC.COM, for we have our VERY FIRST merch on sale now! It's tshirts! For YOUR body! Theres one with a skull and one with just words. What are ya gonna do walk around topless all day? What if the neighbors/students/parishoners see? Better get a shirt on! Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 28, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4
01:23:42
Our Patreon keeps the lights on and truly, in all sincerity is what keeps the show going. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If you're not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE. And follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! We're very happy to now publicly thank our new producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd be eating cat food at a higher frequency than we do currently. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. |
Jul 14, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3
01:13:23
If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. |
Jul 01, 2020 |
[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2
01:29:47
If you're at all able, consider giving to Black and Pink, an incredible organization dedicated to dismantling the criminal punishment system and the harms caused to LGBTQ+ people and people living with HIV/AIDS who are affected by the system through advocacy, support, and organizing. And then, follow us on Twitter. And and also too, good lord, come on, we gotta say it again? Get us on Patreon dog! It's a gd world o'wonders over there. |
Jun 16, 2020 |
Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.
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Jun 02, 2020 |
[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1
01:50:37
We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over). No need to worry, the original gang will return as soon as they can. Until then though, WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU. |
May 20, 2020 |
[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire
00:08:31
Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia. We will be sharing them with you at random. |
May 14, 2020 |
Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan)
01:42:51
We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 (youtube) (twitter) (insta) If you like Rude Tales, you are commanded to check out Dimension 20. Godspeed, lil bodhisattva. Our patreon gets better and better day by day by day. Won't you join us? |
May 05, 2020 |
Pack Your Bags
01:36:56
Sorry we don't have a patreon. |
Apr 22, 2020 |
A Murder of Crows
01:30:56
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Apr 07, 2020 |
[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out"
01:07:22
Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON THE gold-standard discord community! Actual plays of whole other games! hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)! Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)! etc etc etc |
Mar 31, 2020 |
Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall
01:33:15
We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Please, we NEED human contact. And ya GOTTA follow us on twitter. Wait a minute, you know we have the best patreon in the world, right? Good. |
Mar 24, 2020 |
Boys Boys Boys
01:32:53
If you don't support our patreon we will die. |
Mar 12, 2020 |
All the Little Ants
01:30:22
This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky! Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pipes (the human throat pipes), with words and melody by lil' Tim Platt. Check out more of their wonderful bidness here: Ben Kling on Soundcloud (a must) and Twitter Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter and at home. And of course, ya gotta give it up for the Patreon.
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Feb 25, 2020 |
Buggin' Out
01:22:39
Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you. Additional music this week from Ben Kling (click that link, handsome, his soundcloud is incredible)! We'll have much more about (and from him) very soon, so stay tuned ;) |
Feb 11, 2020 |
TEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20
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Jan 30, 2020 |
The Cave and The Mistress
01:26:07
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Jan 28, 2020 |
Brothers Keeper
01:31:00
We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here. And baby, if you want this show to keep going, get yourself over to that yonder Patreon, and secure your seat beyond the velvet rope. Come inside weary traveler. The discord is FUN, the premium show is ADULT and HOT, the art is DANGEROUS, and the other stuff is TOO INTENSE to describe. I guess you could say it's not your father's actual play podcast Patreon ;) |
Jan 14, 2020 |
GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR
02:26:14
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?!
Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two are gonna blow your mind. Happy new year!
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Dec 31, 2019 |
Kebin
01:20:02
CW: gore, death, family |
Dec 24, 2019 |
When You're Here
01:22:00
Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond? After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there? Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house? Can you? |
Dec 03, 2019 |
Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)
01:39:28
The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out? This was our first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York, with an audience of just Patrons. If you'd like to come to a live taping like this one, support us on Patreon! This week we're happy to once again be sponsored by Shaker & Spoon. Get your head in the game and get the perfect holiday gift for allllmost anyone by going riiight here. It's a great way to support the show, and for once your family will love you. For real though, we actually tried it and it's very, very good. |
Nov 19, 2019 |
Dial E for Elf
01:36:09
If you're not on the patreon, you're trash. Sorry! |
Nov 05, 2019 |
Mother Knows Best
01:27:06
Run don't walk to go support synthwave master HOME @ https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night The album (our fave) is only $2!! Go get it now! |
Oct 22, 2019 |
Down for the Count
01:32:58
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Oct 08, 2019 |
Class Dismissed
01:28:39
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Rude Tales of Magic is edited and produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horsefortunatehorse@gmail.com |
Sep 24, 2019 |
Rude Tales of Magic: The Trailer
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Sep 18, 2019 |