The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

By Sleepy Office Fan

Listen to a podcast, please open Podcast Republic app. Available on Google Play Store.


Category: Mental Health

Open in Apple Podcasts


Open RSS feed


Open Website


Rate for this podcast

Subscribers: 35
Reviews: 0

Description

The Office is a great show to fall asleep to. This is a podcast narrating each episode in a calm, relaxed way to help people fall asleep without screens. Connect on Twitter @ASMROffice

Episode Date
The Office S05E13 - Prince Family Paper (Sleep Podcast)
1495

A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

May 08, 2021
The Office S05E12 - The Duel (Sleep Podcast)
2125

I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

May 01, 2021
The Office S05E11 - Moroccan Christmas (Sleep Podcast)
1645

It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France.

Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Apr 24, 2021
The Office S05E10 - Surplus (Sleep Podcast)
1614

You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.

Here's my episode on TV Trivia: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1uS2FW6srG6YdZxdXdLTh5?si=1f014a753f9e4d46


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Apr 17, 2021
The Office S05E09 - Frame Toby (Sleep Podcast)
2145

I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Apr 10, 2021
The Office S05E08 - Business Trip (Sleep Podcast)
1578

No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Apr 03, 2021
The Office S05E07 - Customer Survey (Sleep Podcast)
1515

Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Mar 27, 2021
The Office S05E06 - Employee Transfer (Sleep Podcast)
1577

My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Mar 20, 2021
The Office S05E05 - Crime Aid (Sleep Podcast)
1570

this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Mar 13, 2021
The Office S05E04 - Baby Shower (Sleep Podcast)
1593

Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Mar 06, 2021
The Office S05E03 - Business Ethics (Sleep Podcast)
1539
I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep
Feb 27, 2021
Season 4 Bonus: Goodbye Stranger (Sleep Version)
1147

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Feb 21, 2021
The Office S05E01 - Weight Loss (Sleep Podcast)
2667

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Feb 20, 2021
The Office S04E18 - Goodbye Toby (Sleep Podcast)
3025

What Gives You The Right?


Good Night.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Feb 13, 2021
The Office S04E17 - Job Fair (Sleep Podcast)
1637

Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Feb 06, 2021
The Office S04E16 - Did I Stutter? (Sleep Podcast)
1748

Andy and Angela seem very happy… I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.

Check out my guest appearance on The One With Friends Podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-one-with-friends

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Jan 30, 2021
The Office S04E15 - Night Out (Sleep Podcast)
1587

“If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”

Check out my guest appearance on The One With Friends Podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-one-with-friends

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Jan 23, 2021
The Office S04E14 - Chair Model (Sleep Podcast)
1940

Hey I'm serious. It's happening. And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass Beesly. So, stay sharp.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Jan 16, 2021
The Office S04E13 - Dinner Party (Sleep Podcast)
1518

The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Jan 09, 2021
The Office S04E12 - The Deposition (Sleep Podcast)
1364

Irie, sorry. 'More tomorrow. XOXO, Michael.'


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Jan 02, 2021
The Office S04E11 - Survivor Man (Sleep Podcast)
1585

You are-- You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Dec 26, 2020
The Office S04E10 - Branch Wars (Sleep Podcast)
1393

Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart... I can't, do this.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Dec 19, 2020
The Office S04E09 - Local Ad (Sleep Podcast)
1336

I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Dec 12, 2020
The Office S04E07 - Money (Sleep Podcast)
2737

Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Dec 05, 2020
The Office S04E05 - Launch Party (Sleep Podcast)
2524

Wait. Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, or Pizza by Alfredo.


Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Don't miss Scrubs ASMR where I narrate every episode of Scrubs to help you fall asleep

Good Night.

Nov 29, 2020
The Office S04E03 - Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Sleep Podcast)
2688

For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Oct 31, 2020
The Office S04E01 - Fun Run (Sleep Podcast)
3453

It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy we're fine. 

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Oct 24, 2020
The Office S03E23 - The Job (Sleep Podcast)
3101

I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Oct 17, 2020
The Office S03E22 - Beach Games (Sleep Podcast)
1884

Wait... if this job is in a well, I don't want it.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Oct 10, 2020
The Office S03E21 - Women's Appreciation (Sleep Podcast)
2721

If that’s flashing, then lock me up.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Oct 03, 2020
The Office S03E20 - Product Recall (Sleep Podcast)
1367

No, no, I need two men on this-- That's what she said-- No time!-- But she did-- No time!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Sep 26, 2020
The Office S03E19 - Safety Training (Sleep Podcast)
1937

I Braveheart. I am.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Sep 19, 2020
The Office S03E18 - The Negotiation (Sleep Podcast)
1948

Make one tiny mistake you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Sep 12, 2020
The Office S03E17 - Cocktails (Sleep Podcast)
1454

Early worm gets the.. worm.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Sep 05, 2020
The Office S03E16 - Business School (Sleep Podcast)
1410

Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Aug 29, 2020
The Office S03E15 - Phyllis' Wedding (Sleep Podcast)
1451

Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Aug 22, 2020
The Office S03E14 - Ben Franklin (Sleep Podcast)
2257

Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets, hurt someone.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Aug 15, 2020
The Office S03E13 - The Return (Sleep Podcast)
1928

YOU'RE IN THE CEILING!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Aug 08, 2020
The Office S03E12 - Traveling Salesman (Sleep Podcast)
1341

I'm not falling in a chocolate river.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Aug 01, 2020
The Office S03E11 - Back from Vacation (Sleep Podcast)
1450

A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jul 25, 2020
The Office S03E10 - A Benihana Christmas (Sleep Podcast)
2666

Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.


I can't believe I forgot to make a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street. I've failed you. 

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jul 18, 2020
The Office S03E09 - The Convict (Sleep Podcast)
1420

These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jul 11, 2020
The Office S03E08 - The Merger (Sleep Podcast)
2224

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jul 04, 2020
The Office S03E07 - Branch Closing (Sleep Podcast)
2014

Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jun 26, 2020
The Office S03E06 - Diwali (Sleep Podcast)
1495

This is the best meeting we have ever had.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jun 19, 2020
The Office S03E05 - Initiation (Sleep Podcast)
1349

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day...

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jun 12, 2020
The Office S03E04 - Grief Counseling (Sleep Podcast)
1426

Bonjour. Je cherche des chips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... aw, merci quand meme. Au revoir.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jun 06, 2020
The Office S03E03 - The Coup (Sleep Podcast)
1434

Saboteur! Saboteur!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

May 30, 2020
The Office S03E02 - The Convention (Sleep Podcast)
1426

More freedom fries.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

May 23, 2020
The Office S03E01 - Gay Witch Hunt (Sleep Podcast)
1492
And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
May 18, 2020
The Office S02E22 - Casino Night (Sleep Podcast)
1865

Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

May 09, 2020
The Office S02E21 - Conflict Resolution (Sleep Podcast)
1576

"Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'."

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

May 01, 2020
The Office S02E20 - Drug Testing (Sleep Podcast)
1503

That is Northern Lights cannabis indica.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Apr 25, 2020
The Office S02E19 - Michael's Birthday (Sleep Podcast)
1445

Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Apr 18, 2020
Bonus: Teach Your Children (Sleep Rendition)
507

and know they love you...

A bonus episode to tie into Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Apr 12, 2020
The Office S02E18 - Take Your Daughter To Work Day (Sleep Podcast)
1365

Boy have you lost your mind? Cause I'll help ya find it

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Apr 11, 2020
The Office S02E17 - Dwight's Speech (Sleep Podcast)
1398

We must never cede control of the motherland!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Apr 04, 2020
The Office S02E16 - Valentine's Day (Sleep Podcast)
1489

And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Mar 28, 2020
The Office S02E15 - Boys and Girls (Sleep Podcast)
1465

If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Mar 21, 2020
The Office S02E14 - The Carpet (Sleep Podcast)
1422

It was a hate crime; and I hated it!

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Mar 13, 2020
The Office S02E13 - The Secret (Sleep Podcast)
1456

What's up-dog?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Mar 06, 2020
The Office S02E12 - The Injury (Sleep Podcast)
1399

So where are you shipping your foot?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.


Feb 28, 2020
The Office S02E11 - Booze Cruise (Sleep Podcast)
1529

Pfff, BFD. Engaged ain't married.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Feb 22, 2020
The Office S02E10 - Christmas Party (Sleep Podcast)
1530

Now you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Feb 15, 2020
The Office S02E09 - Email Surveillance (Sleep Podcast)
1604

Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Feb 08, 2020
The Office S02E08 - Performance Review (Sleep Podcast)
1515

Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Feb 01, 2020
The Office S02E07 - The Client (ASMR)
1709

Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.


Jan 24, 2020
The Office S02E06 - The Fight (ASMR)
1515
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Jan 17, 2020
The Office S02E05 - Halloween (ASMR)
1728

"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?"

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jan 10, 2020
The Office S02E04 - The Fire (ASMR)
1515

Please Be Sure to Check The Timer on Your Cheesey Pita

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Jan 04, 2020
The Office S02E03 - Office Olympics (ASMR)
1522

"I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast."

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Dec 28, 2019
Christmas Bonus: Little Drummer Boy (ASMR)
536

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to All. 

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice


Good Night.

Dec 24, 2019
The Office S02E02 - Sexual Harassment (ASMR)
1495

"The only thing I'm worried about...is getting a boner"

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Dec 21, 2019
The Office S02E01 - The Dundies (ASMR)
1410

I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night. 

Dec 13, 2019
The Office S01E06 - Hot Girl (ASMR)
1540

Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?

Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice

Good Night.

Dec 06, 2019
The Office S01E05 - Basketball (ASMR)
1736

Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Reeg, then Roger, then Mr... Rogers.

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice


Good Night. 

Nov 29, 2019
The Office S01E04 - The Alliance (ASMR)
1736

"One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision."

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice


Good Night.

Nov 22, 2019
The Office S01E03 - Healthcare (ASMR)
1736

Please be sure to report any occurrences of Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion. 

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice


Good Night. 

Nov 18, 2019
The Office S01E02 - Diversity Day (ASMR)
1736

Diversity tomorrow. Because today is almost over.

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice


Good Night.

Nov 16, 2019
The Office S01E01 - Pilot (ASMR)
1737

Our first episode of The Office narrated for comforting evening listening. Enjoy and good night.

Connect on Twitter for updates: http://twitter.com/asmroffice 

Nov 16, 2019
The Office ASMR Podcast Intro
139

A quick overview of how this show will sound. Made to help fans of the Office find comfort and rest in a familiar place with a fellow Office lover. 

Looking forward to bringing you the entire series. 

Connect on Twitter for more updates - https://twitter.com/AsmrOffice

Nov 07, 2019