Chismosas and Chainsaws
By Reyna Martinez
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Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.
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Smile 2: Still Smilin'
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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The Lodge: Holly Jolly Gaslighting
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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Trap: Like Criminal Minds But Worse
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror: Descending into Madness
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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I Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're Dying
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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The Taking of Deborah Logan: Don't You Have Enough For Your Project?
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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Abigail: Definitely Not Twilight
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Smile: Not Your Average First Break
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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The Strangers: Because You Were Home
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Stitches: This Clown F*cks
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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The Wicker Man: I’m Just Upset
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Parasite: Peaches Remain Amazing
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Psycho: We Love Janet Leigh
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Talk to Me: Do Kangaroos Make That Noise?
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Vacancy: Might As Well Go Through The Trap Door
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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The Boy: Just a Movie
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Clue: Communism is Just a Red Herring
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Barbarian: Baby Fever
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Child’s Play: More Like Bad Guy Dolls
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Freddy vs. Jason: Monster Mash
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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Season of the Witch: Kind of a Slog
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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M3GAN: Chucky Walked So M3GAN Could Dance
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Gaia: Mother Earth Out For Blood
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Scream 6: Who Gives a F*ck About Movies?!?
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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The Birds: That’s Not What Birds Sound Like
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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The Evil Dead: Go Green
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Thinner: More Racist Than You’d Think
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Annabelle: Collecting Dolls is Asking For Problems
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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The Thing: Poor Doggies
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May 03, 2023 |
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Ginger Snaps: A Ruff Time of the Month
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Raw: The French Just Be Like That
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Cube: Saw-esque
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Little Monsters: Pay Teachers More
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Paranormal Activity 4: Creepy But Not Sexual
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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Sleepy Hollow: Burton and Depp Together Again
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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The Menu: Hospitality At Its Best
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Pearl: Some Things Never Change
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Wes Craven’s New Nightmare: New Year, New Nightmare
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Year in R3view
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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Velvet Buzzsaw: aRtSy
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Happy Death Day 2 U: Here We Go Again
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Alien: We Love Sigourney Weaver
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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Final Destination 5: Be Careful Now
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Pan’s Labyrinth: Mercedes is Iconic
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Cult of Chucky: Batsh*t Delight
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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X: Boobs, boobs, boobs
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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Beetlejuice: Goth Girl Supremacy
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Hocus Pocus: Witchy Women
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Evil Dead: That’s a Lot of Blood
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Trick R Treat: It All Comes Back
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space: Pennywise Who?
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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As Above So Below: Mind Your F*cking Business
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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The Purge: A Good Starting Point
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Mother!: Why Age Gaps Don’t Work
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Candyman: Almost As Good As The Original
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Apparently Not CGI Blood
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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Little Shop of Horrors: Chaos and Puppets
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Blair Witch: That’s The Same Movie Twice
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Hell Fest: OSHA Would Hate This
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Fear Street 1666: Goode Guys Finish Last
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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Fresh: Meat Cute
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Fear Street 1978: Real Hot Girl Sh*t
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Curse of Chucky: Back to Basics
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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1922: The Tell Tale Heart
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Fear Street 1994: Zombies or Ghosts?
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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I Know What You Did Last Summer: Partial Slay
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Scream 5: For Wes
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Tusk: They Should Have Killed Him
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare: Introducing Freddy-vision!
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Cujo: Bad Pet Ownership
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May 25, 2022 |
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IT: We Love Eddie Kaspbrak
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May 18, 2022 |
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Friday the 13th Part 2: It Doesn’t Matter
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May 13, 2022 |
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The Conjuring 2: A Supposed True Story
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May 11, 2022 |
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Saw 2: Game Over
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May 04, 2022 |
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XX: Apparently Not Memorable
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Idle Hands: An Underrated Classic
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Southbound: We Love A Time Loop
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Spring: White People Love Italy
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Seed of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Remains An Icon
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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The Woman in Black: Please Enunciate
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Leprechaun: Introducing Jennifer Aniston
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Horns: Look at Harry Potter Go
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Freaky: Dry As Sandpaper
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Creep: Don’t Help People?
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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House of Wax: Wax On, Wax Off
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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My Bloody Valentine 3D: A Product of Its Time
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child: A Few Good Bits
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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Antlers: Lots of Screeching
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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Little Evil: Stepfatherly Love
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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A Classic Horror Story: Don’t Drink and Drive
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Year 2 in Review: Electric Boogaloo
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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Black Christmas: Slashing Through The Snow
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Santa Sangre: Boobs and Murder
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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A Christmas Horror Story: There’s a Lot Going On Here
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Prom Night: Distinctly Mediocre
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Ma: Wholesome Teenage Fun
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Pilgrim: Bad Holiday=Bad Holiday Movie
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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Audition: Acupuncture Can Be Good, Right?
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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The Lost Boys: Insert Sax Solo
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Thir13en Ghosts: What An Ugly House
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Halloween Special: Scooby-Doo Has Never Done Anything Wrong
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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Halloween: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Witchboard: Could’ve Had a Worse Time
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Bride of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Supremacy
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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Suspiria: Girlboss Energy
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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The Babysitter: How’d We Get to Colonoscopy?
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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The Old Ways: Close But No Cigar
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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Fright Night: David Tennant is a Sl*t
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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The Cleansing: Free on Prime and Still Too Expensive
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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From Dusk Til Dawn: Great News If You Like Cheech
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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The Lighthouse: Why’d Y’Spill Yer Beans?
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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American Psycho: I Need to Return Some Videotapes
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Friday the 13th: Like It or Not, It’s Iconic
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master: Just Let Me Watch These Kids Die
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Candyman 2 Farewell to the Flesh: I Miss Helen Lyle
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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The Final Girls: None of Us Asked to Be Written This Way
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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The Wicker Man: This is Why You Should Leave People Alone
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Midsommar: There’s a Lot to Unpack Here
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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The Omen: Take One For the Team and Kill Your Kid
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Us: Let’s All Just Hold Hands
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Paranormal Activity 3: Back to the Past
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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The Craft: It’s Fun, It’s Scary, Who Gives a Sh*t?
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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The Perfection: Two Girls, One Cello
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Children of the Corn: This is Your Fault, Burt
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May 26, 2021 |
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Would You Rather: Actually I’d Rather Not But Thanks
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May 19, 2021 |
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Paranormal Activity 2: Haven’t You Learned Your Lesson Yet?
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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The Hills Have Eyes: Isn’t It Enough That They’re Cannibals?
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Pet Sematary: Death is All Around Us
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Hush: Maddie’s a Bad*ss B*tch
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Tragedy Girls: I Feel Like They Should’ve Kissed
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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The Conjuring: Just Another Haunting
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Saw: Don’t Piss Off Your Terminal Cancer Patients
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Urban Legend: It Just Wants What Scream Has
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors: Welcome to Prime Time
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Scream 4: Why Did You Say That, Judy?
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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My Bloody Valentine: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Lots of Boobs and Lots of Licking
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Scream 3: Sidney Prescott Remains an Icon
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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The Amityville Horror(2005): All Confusing, Not Enough Scary
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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It’s Been a Year of This!
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Krampus: Like Home Alone But Multicultural
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Holidays: Our First Anthology
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Anna and the Apocalypse: This is Nae Disney
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Hereditary: A Family Tragedy
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Get Out: Racists are Everywhere
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Nov 25, 2020 |
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In The Tall Grass: It’s Not Just a Boulder, It’s a Rock
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Christine: Hell Hath No Plymouth Fury Like a Car Scorned
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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The Purge Election Year: You Don’t Watch a Purge Movie for the Writing
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Nothing Beats Tim Curry in Fishnets
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Oct 31, 2020 |
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Halloween: The Film Debut of an Icon
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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American Horror Story S1 Halloween: Back When Ryan Murphy Had Original Ideas
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Delicious Roadside BBQ and Headcheese
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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The Houses October Built: Blair Witch But Worse
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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The Silence of the Lambs: Substitute Human for Beef
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Final Destination 3: Reasons to Not Use Tanning Beds
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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The Shining: The Worst Social Distancing Experience Ever
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Child’s Play: The Only Karen We Care About
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Insidious: More Kids and More Demons
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Aug 12, 2020 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge: No Homo But...
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Jul 31, 2020 |
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The Babadook: Sometimes You Gotta Stab Your Mom
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Jul 23, 2020 |
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Paranormal Activity: Ouija Boards Are Never the Answer
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Jul 15, 2020 |
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Misery: Kathy Bates is an Icon
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Jul 08, 2020 |
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Happy Death Day: Men Aren’t Worth It
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Jul 01, 2020 |
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The Rite: A Little Too Catholic
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Jun 24, 2020 |
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Repo The Genetic Opera: This is a Biohazard
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Jun 17, 2020 |
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The VVitch: You’re No Good, Goat!
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Jun 10, 2020 |
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Prom Night: Every Movie Deserves a Choreographed Dance
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Jun 03, 2020 |
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Sinister: Reasons to Not Have Children
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May 27, 2020 |
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Carrie: Maybe It’s Maybelline, Maybe It’s Psychic Powers
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May 20, 2020 |
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The Human Centipede: Like Saw But Worse
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May 13, 2020 |
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Unfriended: Reasons to Not Cyberbully
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May 06, 2020 |
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Poltergeist: It’s Steven F***ing Spielberg(and Tobe Hooper)
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Apr 29, 2020 |
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Scream 2: At Least It’s a Scream Movie?
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Apr 22, 2020 |
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The Exorcist: Pea Soup for the Soul
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Apr 15, 2020 |
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Ready or Not: It’s Not You, It’s My Satanic Worshipping Family
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Apr 08, 2020 |
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Rosemary’s Baby: Guy(s) Sucks
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Apr 01, 2020 |
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IT Chapter Two: Just Jessica Chastain and 5000 Gallons of Blood
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Mar 25, 2020 |
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The Cabin in the Woods: Beware the Merman
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Mar 18, 2020 |
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IT Chapter One: I’m 11 so stfu
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Mar 11, 2020 |
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The Blair Witch Project: Stay Out of the Woods
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Mar 04, 2020 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street: Just Johnny Depp and 500 Gallons of Blood
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Feb 26, 2020 |
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The Ritual: All My Friends Are Dead 🦕
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Feb 19, 2020 |
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Jennifer’s Body: Mark Me Down as Scared and Horny
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Feb 12, 2020 |
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Final Destination: Possible But Highly Unlikely
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Feb 05, 2020 |
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The Ring: How to NOT Defeat an Evil Psychic Child Ghost
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Jan 29, 2020 |
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Candyman: Bees and Hypnotists and Hooks, Oh My!
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Jan 22, 2020 |
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Scream: Men Can’t Be Trusted
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Jan 15, 2020 |
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The Amityville Horror: It Was The 70s and Children Are Monsters
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Jan 06, 2020 |
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Chismosas and Chainsaws (Trailer)
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Dec 04, 2019 |