Two Dicks in a Bar
By Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate
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Two dicks in a bar talking with their friends and random people that join
| Episode | Date |
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Claude Sucks, There Are No Trees, and Go Fuck Yourself (Scientifically)
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Oct 22, 2026 |
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Do Not Replace This Bottle
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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Ranch Supremacy, Doritos on a Cheesesteak, and Mango Habanero Whiskey
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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Spider-Man #1000, Jimothy the Raccoon, and the Color of Willpower
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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A Bald Guy from Georgia, the One-Armed Cook, and the Return of the Bush
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Sep 24, 2026 |
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Guessing Tom Cruise's Height, Practical Magic Regret, and the Flashpoint Paradox
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Sep 17, 2026 |
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Minus 52 Points for Being a Good Listener
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Sep 10, 2026 |
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Chinese Subtitles, a Returned Stolen Semi, and a Crying Stripper
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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Balancing the Budget by Nuking Everyone First
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Aug 27, 2026 |
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Soaking, Strawberry Cocaine, and Shorts Two Sizes Too Small
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Aug 20, 2026 |
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Chester A. Arthur Ruins the Vibe
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Aug 06, 2026 |
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The Purple Seltzer Has No Flavor and Neither Does This Government
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Jul 30, 2026 |
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Mitch, Please — Diamonds, Dead Talk Shows, and a Fake Bar Deal
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Jul 23, 2026 |
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Golden Girls Edition
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead, and Other Olive Oil Conspiracies
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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Divorce 101, Dick-Sized Pool Cues, and Hating Dave Matthews
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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Passing Semis on a 150cc, Clit Pumping, and Property Tax
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Jun 25, 2026 |
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The Mouse We Released on the Competitor’s Patio
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Jun 11, 2026 |
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Head Wound, Horse Jerky, and the Guy Who Beat a Calculator
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Jun 04, 2026 |
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The Answers Keep Changing and That’s the Problem!
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May 28, 2026 |
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Everything will be OK as soon as you are OK with everything.
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May 21, 2026 |
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Nobody Wants My Meat
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May 07, 2026 |
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“ She Nods Slowly”
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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The Trees You’ll Never See the Shade Of
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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No Snow, No Kings, and No Idea What We’re Watching
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Colon Wall, Cold Fronts, and Country Music
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Nobody Could Cross Him
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Claude Does My Inventory
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Claude Crashes the Bar
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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Psychedelics, Implants, and the Manchurian Candidate
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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AI John Candy & ICE Gulags
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Feb 05, 2026 |
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Begats, Beards, and Bad Covers
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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Hemorrhoids, Hoosiers, & G.I. Joes
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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The 32-Year-Old Adolescent & The Secret Data Center
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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Pittsburgh Cheesesteaks & Beard-Growing Wisdom
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Jan 08, 2026 |
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A One-Way Ticket & The Ball Drop
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Jan 01, 2026 |
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Stabby Stabby, Weed Shots, and Ghosting
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Vibrators for Pussies: Two Dicks in a Bar
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Johnny Depp, Disc Golf, and Demonized Nipples
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Our Google-r Got Gaslit (A Thanksgiving Miracle)
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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Putt League, Propaganda, and Moist Panties
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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The Nephew, The Nazi, and The Nicotine Pouches
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Let's Get High and Build a Robot Comedian
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Science vs. The Semen Demons
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Six, Seven, Six, Seven
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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38 More Months
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Jalapeños and Government Shutdowns
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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$300 Thresholds and Flamboyant Pistols
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Censorship, Sex Toys, and Shots
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Government Secrets, Political Violence, and Ancient Mysteries | Ep. 187
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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Chlorophyll, Coral Springs, and Catheter Bars
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Comets, canals, and comic…timing?
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Porn, Politics, and Pig Farms: the Barroom Chronicles
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Butt chugging, Mike’s medical misadventures, and canceling the constitution. Strap in!!!
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Two Dicks in a bar: Shower temperatures, Rollerblades, and Bacon, the meaning of life.
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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Deodorant, D&D, and Dubious Debates. That’s a lot of Double D’s.
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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From Dark Elves to Dark Theories: A Podcast of Many Tangents
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Two Dicks in a Bar: The Colombian Clusterf*ck Chronicles
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Cops, Conspiracies, and College Dropouts - Two Dicks in a Bar
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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Politics, parking, and Plan B: the Dick’s tackle them all
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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News Deserts, Panther Bodies, and the Mystery of Slimy
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Monkey Business & Political Messes: Two Dicks in a Bar
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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From Looters to Dental Dams: A Very Normal Conversation
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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The Dick‘s discuss revenge, spotting fake IDs , and operation spider-web.
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer belts, we serve it up on a warm fresh bun
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May 29, 2025 |
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Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s take on hysteria.
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May 22, 2025 |
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Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your champion on this week’s episode of Two Dicks
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May 08, 2025 |
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Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and other ramblings.
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May 01, 2025 |
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The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration is great!
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball talk; what else is new for the Dicks?
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for this episode, the Dick’s have.
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard candy of truths.
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and huffing. Get ready for deep breaths.
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs, and the truth. A Wednesday to remember.
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI, Elon, and anything but the ordinary.
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas. Buckle in!
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep Dive into Science and Society
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum: And Icelandic adventure
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution tour, and women’s strap on preferences.
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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Ceasefires, LA fires, and Biden’s fired. It’s official people are horrible.
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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The Dicks want to get the satellites out of orbit to keep them safe from solar flares. Cause we care
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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New year new us? Absolutely not! Welcome back.
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Have ewe given enough thought to sex with sheep?
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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If AI is planning our deaths, we’ve got plenty of time, just ask Jesse.
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Dec 12, 2024 |
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Grinder says he’s 3 feet away, the ping is coming from inside the house.
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Religion vs Cult, for bathroom wall art? This episode has it all.
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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Shots! And Conspiracy theories! let’s go!
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Clitorus Interruptus
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been pro-Trump! Please don’t deport us.
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Sorry, we will do better next time
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Special guests, poker tips, and tax brackets! Stay tuned.
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Episode 144, the gross episode or the hurricane episode. Either way, it’s named Milton.
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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New baby, animal joke, and power grids, oh yeah, this episode is shocking!
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Everybody is officially old & this episode proves it. Stories from the Elder Dicks?
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask.
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah!
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you!
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut?
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board!
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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The List is dead! Long, live the List!
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off!
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse!
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark.
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in.
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right.
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats!
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat?
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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Kicking someone off the cast is easier than out of Jesse‘s adult campground! Or is it?
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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What!? Talk about Trump’s legal woes? No…not us. Us? Nooooo.
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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F Billionaires, yay Memorial Day, and who left a shit in the elevator? Find out on this episode of 2 Dicks in a bar.
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May 30, 2024 |
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Joe Rogan would listen to this podcast, if it was interesting.
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May 23, 2024 |
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Mike’s back, labels for stupid people, and the tarot says there’s a debate in your future.
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May 16, 2024 |
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How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out.
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May 09, 2024 |
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Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased.
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May 02, 2024 |
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The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party.
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it.
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it!
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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To sell or not to sell?
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode!
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not.
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue.
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Flower versus vape? This might be the decision between homelessness and sleeping on Jesse‘s lawn.
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Designing your next Gloryhole? This episode is for you.
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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The Dicks talk so long they end up with a two-part episode? Son of a …
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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Censored? Not this podcast.
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Ed reviews Tool as Jesse got reviewed. Guess who got one star.
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Not all trips to New York include barhopping with a dead body, but this one does!
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Looking for coffee or eggs? Then this is not the podcast for you.
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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2024 New Year new Dicks… Na!
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Come on in and have a seat, the Dicks are just about to get into…drugs!
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Which Dick’s father used the popcorn bucket move on said Dick’s mother?! Welcome to the 2023 Two Dicks in a Bar holiday show!
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Step aside, Meyer Briggs, the Dicks discover a new personality test.
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Welcome to the hundredth episode of Two Dicks in a Bar! Hope you survive.
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Strap-on as the dicks discuss Build-A-Bear for adults. Ball gag anyone?
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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The origin of the monkey wrench and other things that are rocket sciency!
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Marie Antoinette, Keanu Reeves, and the ever elusive sexual unicorn, who has the best catch phrase?
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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The Dicks talk dating while naked, cat calls, and hand jobs. Cuz we classy yo!
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Hairy things show up… i.e. poor driving, celiac disease, & Marlowe
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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No one notices the gorilla when we focus on Suzanne Sommers selling thigh masters.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Call the Mohel, the Dicks are cutting Florida.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Scratching lapels, organic transitions, and sports! Wait, sports?!!?
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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Danny and Russell are rapists…but not the Dick!
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Jesse’s mushroom tip…I mean trip!Trip!
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Jesse’s podcast - podcast update!
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Old politicians are good as mannikins, coatracks, and speed Lane companions. Best of Luck McConnel.
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Jesse has to pee. This episode title is unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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86 this episode… too on the nose?
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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The heat makes everything slow, except death. It speeds up death.
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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UFOs, UAPs, and FBIs which three letter acronym is going to get us first.
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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Incest, Flat-Earthers, and the Moon landing hoax, all things the Dicks did not tackle this week
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Shanking, stabbing, and striking….the Dicks cover it all.
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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The Dicks discuss how the hottest day on record turned into one of the highest shooting days on record. Go Guns!!
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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The two dicks are all up in human nature and the Florida legislature
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Disc golf, marshmallow tests, and prison riots…choose one.
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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Trumps 2nd arraignment? Nope, let’s talk puberty blockers
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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Politics? We don’t need no stinkin’ politics.
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Camping, sports, and the presidential race….Florida shows up everywhere.
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May 25, 2023 |
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The Dicks get Pinocchio to lie in the bedroom, try the long pig.
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May 18, 2023 |
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The dicks get stuck on politics and gun reform, or the lack there of.
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May 11, 2023 |
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This week credit costs and Kava sucks
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May 04, 2023 |
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This week , third period fight club, Disney vs. DeSantis, and bye bye Tuck.
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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Two Dicks discuss DeSantis & Dominion on Devil’s lettuce day
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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Guests and shots! The dicks share their thoughts on DeSatntis’s new woke killing gun law with Josh and Jay, and agree on how great it is to conceal things in your pants
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Guest dick and local funny man Brett Morris,sits in while the dicks discuss vacationing, Ukrainian roulette, & Ed’s feet
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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The dicks talk tournament of death, the death of mom & pop stores, and the death of driving cars
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Two dicks recall bad dates, bedroom talk, and the money shot
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Execute order 66! Two dicks discuss Darth Maul, dark places, and damaged pipes
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Two dicks tackle teachers, TV, & Tucker
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Episode 64
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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Episode 63
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Episode 62
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Episode 61
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Episode 60
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Episode 59
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Episode 58
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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Episode 57
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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Episode 56
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Episode 55
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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Episode 54
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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Episode 53
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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Episode 52
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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Episode 51
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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Episode 50
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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Episode 49
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Episode 48
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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Episode 47
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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Episode 46
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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Episode 45
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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Episode 44
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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Episode 43
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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Episode 42
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Episode 41
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Episode 40
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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Episode 39
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Episode 38
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May 27, 2022 |
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Episode 37
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May 20, 2022 |
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Episode 36
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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Episode 35
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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Episode 34
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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Episode 33
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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Episode 32
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Episode 31
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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Episode 30
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Episode 29
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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Episode 28
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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No Mike in this one
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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Episode 26
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Feb 19, 2021 |
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Episode 25
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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Here's to 2021
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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Christmas Episode
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Dec 25, 2020 |
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Episode 21
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Dec 18, 2020 |
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The day the vaccine dropped
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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Episode 19
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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Thanksgiving Special
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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First video podcast
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Meat to Mediation
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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Sh*t Show 2020
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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#Black Lives Matter
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Jun 25, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk Statute of Limitations
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk Anything but Corona Virus and Politics
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk current events
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Mar 05, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk sound issues
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Feb 27, 2020 |
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Two Dicks talk Billy’s short comings
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Two Dicks in a Bar (Trailer)
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Feb 20, 2020 |
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Two Dicks talk Psychedelic Honey, Erectile Dysfunction, and Corona Virus
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk KKK & Caucuses
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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Two Dicks Talk Underwear on the Pillow
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Jan 31, 2020 |
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Two Dicks talk literary erotica
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Jan 23, 2020 |
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Two Dick’s Take two
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Jan 16, 2020 |
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Two Dick quickie
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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Two Dicks talk Baby Yoda and sphincters alive!
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Jan 09, 2020 |
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Two Dicks chatting at the bar
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Dec 21, 2019 |