Covering LO chapters 199 & 200, featuring:

• Competing headcanons about Athena's owl
• A promising theory on how to defeat Kronos using the power of tub time
• Zeus FINALLY being useful
• & more!

Covering chapters 197 & 198, featuring:

• Ares knowing exactly which issues to prioritize in his convo with Persephone
• The one truly essential worker in the Underworld
• Persephone continuing to be the world's most relatable character

Covering LO chapters 195 & 196, including:

• Nymphs with their priorities in order (beer over all)
• Persephone tasting a little blood for genuinely no reason
• A standalone torso leaking breast milk

Covering chapters 193 & 194, including:

• A glorious water beasty we are obsessed with
• Rachel giving us a mature, responsible woman lead in her 30s who knows when to say "screw you" to someone’s face
• Artemis aka the goddess of "oh god I'm having a panic attack in this school assembly"

• Persephone missing some key details, but still being an icon
• Zeus having complicated feelings about grass
• A pretty raw deal for Minthe

WE'RE BACK and we have A LOT to say. Covering the first LO chapter after the hiatus, chapter 191, featuring:

• Zeus' chaotic and inexplicable bullet journaling 
• The best day of Hecate's life
• Much screaming and many feelings

This final episode before LO returns (!!!!), we're covering the bonus chapter in the LO Volume I print book. If you don't have the book, you should buy it or check it out from your local library IMMEDIATELY because it is BEAUTIFUL and has this exclusive bonus chapter in it!

Greetings from the past! This week, we're releasing some classic content from our Patreon -- the first of our episodes covering chapters of the original Lore Olympus. You can follow along with the old LO panels here: https://lore-olympus.fandom.com/wiki/Pilot_Episodes !

• A new completely legitimate theory on the origin of Zeus' powers
• Everyone inexplicably completely forgetting about Artemis 
• Presumably the last moments of Zeus' life before Hades smites him

Covering LO chapter 189, featuring LOTS of good stuff, including:

• The baddest goddess we've ever met, coming in hot with pure, ominous chaos
• Speculations about Aprhodite's blessing for baby Persephone
• JUSTICE FOR ARION
• & more

Covering LO chapter 188, featuring:

• Hestia remembering why she never comes to Thanksgiving
• A new accent for Kronos
• Athena to the rescue with the SNACKS
• & more!

Covering LO chapter 187, featuring:

• Zeus' strategy for getting out of arguments with Ares
• Hera's new workout routine
• Demeter embracing her inner horror movie energy

Discussing LO chapter 186, featuring:

• an absolutely terrible merch idea
• a very good idea for a post-workout snack
• Perse being VERY relatable and awkward

Covering LO chapters 184 & 185, featuring:

• Hades putting his foot in his mouth just a little
• Persephone drooling in her sleep like the rest of us
• Another glimpse of that forked tongue we love so much

Covering L.O. chapters 182 & 183, featuring

• Hephaestus being the NERD KING ICON we need
• Hades being exactly as wrathful as we hoped he would be
• Truly just so much catharsis
• & more

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 180 & 181, featuring: 

• The newborn god of irrelevant testimony
• Impending doom for Sicily courtesy of Ares
• Niobe being 100% right that her family is better than Leto's
• & more!

Discussing chapters 178 & 179, featuring:

• Absolute chaos as we try out 10,000 accents for Hades and Hecate during their 19th century Londoners phase
• Demeter and Zoey getting into a fight
• A never-ending parade of incredibly irrelevant testimony

Covering chapters 176 & 177 featuring A LOT of Hermes:

• Hermes doing the MOST to express his disdain for Zeus
• A new use for body glitter
• The world's highest toga slits

Covering LO chapters 174 & 175, including:

• Zoey's newfound passion for capes
• What do eyebrows have to do with being an attorney?
• OnlyFans' aquatic cousin, OnlyFins

Covering LO chapters 172 & 173, featuring:

• Zoey's new favorite character
• More fashion than anyone can handle
• Demeter getting all dolled up to be completely unhelpful
• & more

Covering LO chapters 170 & 171, featuring:

• Eros continuing to be unbelievably dense
• Psyche having a relatable meltdown
• Can we get Chiron in here for some trauma counseling? For the readers?

Covering chapters 168 & 169 of Lore Olympus, featuring:

• a VERY ominous happy montage
• Eros continuing to be mind-bafflingly dumb
• Thanatos being very overwhelmed but very pure
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 166&167, including:

• Storge being a very relatable pet parent
• The gentle himbo convention
• Gray overalls: cute, stylish groutfit or 8 year-old miner chic?
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 164 & 165, featuring:

• a mystery elevator ride to the literal depths of hell
• the most Persephone thing that’s ever happened
• some incredibly outfit coordination from Hades & Hecate
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 162 & 163, featuring:

• Hades making 5,000 veggie burgers to avoid a difficult conversation
• A really bad idea for a Greek Mythology-themed bar/restaurant
• The best day of Poseidon's life
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 160 & 161, featuring: 

• Therapy for EVERYONE
• The new voice we created for Apollo
• An absolutely underwhelming LO-themed Backstreet Boys cover that no one asked for

Covering chapters 158 & 159 of Lore Olympus, featuring: 

• A critique of Thanatos' hiding and begging skills
• Persephone's new 24/7 on call therapist
• Hades creating a whole new wing of his mansion for Persephone's flower nymph sisters

Covering LO chapters 156 & 157, including:

• the happiest cow in the world
• an extremely long diversion about salt
• the introduction of Brenda, the world's most relatable character
• & more!

Covering LO chapter 155 on its own because we had a lot to say, including:

• Big MILF energy from Demeter
• Zeus surpassing our expectations by doing at least the bare minimum as a partner for once
• How Zoey and Erin would react in Zeus' shoes during Hera's nightmare (not well)

Covering just LO chapter 154 because we have a LOT to say, including:

• Artemis' strong feelings that this TGOEM meeting could have been an email
• Athena being the world's most supportive partner
• Hermes watering all our crops

Yikes, Erin's audio is real bad here but Zoey did her best to edit through it. Sorry, team. It's hard out here with these budget mics. 

Covering LO chapters 152 & 153 featuring:

• THE PLANT-BASED EVENT OF THE CENTURY
• Why does Underworld Corp not have HR???? Why do they not have Security???? What are we doing???
• Full sexy primal forms for Hades, Perse, and the MAGNIFICENT HECATE
• Our headcanon about a beaux for Artemis
• & more!

Some surprise bonus content during our hiatus! This is one of our all-time favorite monthly bonuses from our Patreon, so we hope you all enjoy it. We'll be back with regular episodes on August 16!

Covering LO chapters 150 & 151, including:

• Minthe getting truly the full capitalism experience
• The world's MOST DISRESPECTFUL exercise class
• The potential start of Thetis' career as a pop star
• & more!

Covering LO 148 & 149, featuring:

• A terrarium for Kronos
• A creative punishment for Hades
• Minthe's best ever moment (aka insulting Thetis)
• & more!

Covering chapters 146 & 147, feat.:

• Yet ANOTHER round of the Apollo drinking game (God help us)
• A hilarious condemnation of human nature courtesy of Eros
• Artemis' defender of young women energy coming out
• & more!

Wherein we cover just ONE chapter of Lore Olympus because we had SO MUCH to say about chapter 145 including:

• Hecate's home brewing operation
• Why is Demeter being SO SCARY?
• Hardcore relating to Hecate's desire to see chaos and drama but only FROM A DISTANCE and while drinking a beer
• And LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT FERTILITY GODDESSES

Covering chapters 143 & 144 of Lore Olympus, featuring: 

• A bunch of iconic retail workers bringing their A-game for Perse and Hades' shopping spree
• Our new head canon about Hephaestus' secret twin
• New love in the women's department of a Macy's

Covering L.O. chapters 141 & 142, including:

• Meeting Hephaestus, aka everyone's new nerdy boyfriend who definitely owns all the patents to Underworld Corp's phones
• The Underworld's new mandatory uniform
• Is Cordon Bleu actually based on Zoey's dog? Survey says yes.

Covering LO chapters 139 & 140 including:

• Echo getting real sketchy vibes from Apollo and being 100% over it
• Daphne finally coming to her senses re: Apollo
• The best day of Thanatos' life so far

Covering LO chapters 137 & 138, featuring:

• Pleas for a tech literacy class for Persephone
• Lots of love for Hera and Perse
• LOTS of questions about the decision to play sports instead of eating ice cream to cheer Perse up

Covering LO chapters 135 & 136, including:

• a Zoom call we can all relate to
• iconic statement fashion choices by Hera
• unbelievable and unquenchable thirst for Hades

Covering LO chapters 133 & 134, featuring:

• Persephone discovering she's a little too into hearing about criminal activity
• Hades being a little too into Persephone getting big
• Lots of brotherly love
• & more

Covering LO chapters 131 & 132, including:

• representation for soft jawlines
• an elegantly sexy mummy
• the spookiest panels ever
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 129 & 130, feat.:

• Apollo's order at P.F. Chang's
• The merits of hibernating in a volcano instead of facing your problems
• A TERRIBLE use of taxpayer money
• & more!

Covering LO chapters 127 & 128, feat.:

• Incredible co-parenting skills & himbo energy from Poseidon
• The Karen of eagles
• Hades REALLY doing it for us

Covering LO chapters 125 & 126, and man, things are getting real. Including:

• Hermes really blossoming into his full bad boy self
• A diversion involving Dionysus marrying a piece of filet mignon
• A special phone Hades keeps just for Thanatos

Covering LO 123 & 124 featuring:

• Hecate doing her best Vice Principal impression
• The most responsible purple character we've met yet
• Hera giving us the boldness, the confidence, and the audacity we deserve

Covering LO chapters 121 & 122 including:

• Hades being entirely unable & completely unwilling to even attempt to go along with Hecate's improv
• A thousand nymphs named Gus
• Several characters taking their lives into their hands for no good reason

I AM SO HYPED WE GET TO SPEND THIS WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT HERA. Covering Lore Olympus chapters focusing on the queen herself, chapters 119 and 120, including:

• Hera's alternating phone answering strategies
• Hera cosplaying as Audrey Hepburn, Ariana Grande, and a pirate queen
• An app idea for people who can't be nice to waitstaff

We are HERE for this Artemis arc in LO chapters 117 & 118 featuring:

• Artemis proving that she is EXACTLY the type of friend you want if you go missing
• Psyche/Ampelus' hair looking INCREDIBLE
• Speculation about Ares' non-toxic masculinity vibe

We're back!!!! We are beyond excited to start covering season 2 of Lore Olympus, starting with the season 1 recap and chapter 116, including:

• wise advice from Hermes
• a complete 180 on our feelings about Demeter
• so much hype!!!

Coming at you from our Patreon, it's our reactions to Lore Olympus Chapter 148, which was just published! We do a reaction to the new chapter every week on our Patreon, but we wanted to give you all a little bonus content while we're on our break. (And if you love this, check out the Patreon!!) We'll be back with regular episodes on March 22!

IT'S HERE. The big bad season 1 finale we've all been waiting for. We're losing our minds as we cover chapter 115 of Lore Olympus, including:

• Demeter being an incredibly realistic depiction of a mom who just doesn't get it
• Persephone making a very scary ginger bread house
• Cinnamon roll, are you okay?

Covering LO chapters 113 and 114, featuring:

• the correct amount of bread for two people having breakfast
• wild speculation about where Apollo is taking Daphne for this stupid date
• incredible sexual tension between a man and a butterfly

Covering chapters 111 & 112 of Lore Olympus and THINGS ARE GETTING GOOD:

• Mirrors are cancelled because of the high risk of spookiness
• Persephone FINALLY PATS THE GROUND
• Should we replace the government with sexy panels of Lore Olympus? We think yes.

Get ready to listen to our soul songs as we cover Lore Olympus chapters 109 & 110. We can barely handle everything that happens, including:

-THE KISS WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
-INCREDIBLE amounts of thirst
-Wait hold up is Thanatos hot now?

Covering LO chapters 107 & 108 including:

• the scoundreliest scoundrel that's ever scoundreled 
• a very bad day for this sexy cat lady bank manager
• Peresphone's very unofficial full name: Persephone Kore O'Demeter O'Hades

Covering chapters 105 & 106, including:

• Minthe's truly inexplicable shower positions
• Thanatos' stagehand outfit
• Does Minthe not pay rent?!?!?!

Covering LO chapters 103 & 104, covering:

• WHEN is Minthe going to start therapy?
• Why is everyone trying to pick a fight with the furies?
• Credit where credit is due for Thetis & Minthe's clubbing outfits

Covering LO chapters 101 & 102, feat. discussions on:

• What Ares is going to write in Apollo's birthday card
• Ares' mad improv skills with his "yes and" abilities
• Precious baby Hades' making real personal growth

Covering LO chapters 99 and 100 (!!!!), including discussing such crucial topics as:

• HOW is Persephone pulling off the lowest of low ponytails?
• Psyche getting progressively more relatable
• Persephone being sexually curious and ready to mingle

Covering LO chapters 97 & 98, including:

• Apollo being the worst kind of artsy dude
• Why is Artemis' wolf not mauling Apollo?
• MORE Apollo drinking game!

Covering LO chapters 95 & 96, featuring:

• An image of femininity we can get behind
• A continuation of the Apollo drinking game (remember, play with coconut water if you're under 21!)
• Persephone's new garage housing all of the world's cars

Covering LO chapters 93 & 94, feat.:

• the god of getting lit
• a totally justified reason to smite an entire village (i.e., hurting a dog)
• why can Zeus have a successful full term pregnancy from any body part?

Covering LO chapters 91 & 92, feat.:

• The world's most useless powerpoint presentation
• Hestia being the god of bread
• An Ariana Grande-inspired thrift store look from Aphrodite

Covering LO chapters 89 & 90 feat.:

• Hades & Persephone's hospital dance moves
• the world's most apathetic receptionist
• Hades & Persephone re-igniting everyone's sexy doctor obsession

Covering LO chapters 87 & 88, feat.:

• the greatest c*ckblock in history
• the real definition of bedroom eyes
• is Persephone a literal saint?

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 85 & 86, including:

• Hades' suits made of diamonds
• the goddess of goat cheese, Goatarella
• Erin's thoughts on the sexiness of that weird goat man bouncer

Covering LO chapters 83 & 84, including:

• Persephone being sad and chesty
• Zeus' full founding father regalia
• Poseidon being secretly woke

Would you rather: spend even one second of your life interacting with Apollo OR bathe in bird crap every day for the rest of your life? There's a right answer and we all know what it is.

Covering LO chapters 81 & 82, featuring:

• Lots of wishes for violence against Apollo
• A beautiful family history of castration
• Persephone being a terrifying sexy monster baby

Covering LO chapters 79 & 80, feat.:

• Zeus and Hera's sex life
• Hebe learning about the birds and the bees using cups
• Hades' "big, sexy, Adam Driver hands," in Zoey's words

Covering LO chapter 77 & 78, discussing:

• The insane story of Metis
• A dark Animorphs roleplay
• Baby Hera & baby Hades being horny little monsters

Covering chapters 75 & 76 of Lore Olympus, discussing: 

• Hades rocking a sexy Santa Claus vibe
• Zoey's GENIUS theory about the Fates' VHS tapes
• Hades' complete lack of understanding of how money works for normal people

Coving LO chapters 73 & 74, feat.:

• A continuation of Minthe's Game of Thrones cosplay
• Thetis' spicy basic home decor
• Why has Minthe never made even one single good decision in her whole life?

Covering LO chapters 71 & 72, featuring:

• An incredible Game of Thrones cosplay by Minthe
• Is Hades' shrine drawer to Persephone getting a little creepy?
• The best excuse to get out of any situation (see title)

Discussing LO chapters 69 (nice) & 70, feat.:

• Hades' very appropriate use of his work computer
• Admiring Aphrodite's mom skills and her seduction skills
• Plenty of sex jokes for chapter 69, obviously

Covering LO chapters 67 & 68, feat:

• Aphrodite being a problematic icon
• What Eros is actually cooking for breakfast
• Z&E butchering the pronunciations of all the Greek words for love.

Covering LO chapters 65 & 66. Highlights:

• Artemis' best moment
• Mandatory educational content for every human being courtesy of Eros
• Eros is literally the only character who matters and everyone else can sit down

Covering chapters 63 & 64 of Lore Olympus, feat.:

• More details on Z's absolutely impenetrable headcannon about Artemis's crush on Persephone
• Lots of reactions to Hades' tongue
• A completely unlicensed and poorly executed medley of semi-relevant Hamilton songs by Z&E

Discussing LO chapters 61 & 62, feat. such hot topics as:

• Persephone's sexy superhero fashion sense
• Hestia's ongoing attempt to set Persephone up with Artemis 
• Hermes' complete & total willingness to transport and chaperone Persephone to school

Covering LO chapters 59 & 60, feat. discussion on:

• the Furies' ability to bring pain to ANY life form
• Thanatos' STRONG evil train conductor energy
• VIRGINAL PANIC

Covering chapters 57 & 58, discussing such critically important topics as:

• Persephone's aggressive steal-your-man energy
• Hades' dueling roles as sexy business daddy and totally non-creepy friend of Persephone's mom
• How is Persephone always SO SEXY and can she teach us?

Discussing LO chapters 55 & 56, feat. Hades' hair extensions, Hecate being surprisingly relatable, and the sexiest Virgin Mary you've ever seen.

Also, FYI: The audio on this one is a little funky because we were not using our normal recording set up. Yikes. BUT it's totally audible and everything will be back to normal next week. 

Covering LO chapters 53 & 54, feat. discussions on:

• Hades' STILL pierced ears
• Hades' frustration that Persephone won't let him kill people for her
• How is ANY of this "good optics"? 

Covering LO chapters 51 & 52, wherein Persephone lives out every human being's nightmare of being trapped in an elevator with your love interest and their current partner, discussing such hot topics as:

• Hades' MULTIPLE ear piercings 
• Persephone's ongoing iconic fashion choices
• The questionable filing system in the Underworld

Covering LO chapters 49 & 50, featuring a rousing game of Z&E's Apollo drinking game and discussions on:

• Hades and Hecate's chic torture fashion sense
• A really great day for Hermes
• Persephone's somewhat unusual understanding of friendship

Covering chapters 47 & 48 of Lore Olympus, discussing:

• Minthe's choice to wear fishnet stockings for a serious conversation
• The general badassery of the furies 
• Hades' TRULY ICONIC mug

Honestly, what else do you need to know besides the fact that we will be discussing the glorious form of Hades in the pool and in the shower? 

In addition to that most important content, we'll be covering LO chapters 45 & 46, discussing topics like:

• How INCREDIBLY special Hades' dogs are
• What is the Olympus equivalent of PornHub?
• Minthe's inexplicable taste in leisurewear 

Covering chapters 43 & 44 of Lore Olympus, tackling real big questions like: 

• Is it possible to have TOO MANY Daddy vibes?
• Why doesn't Minthe have social anxiety like the rest of us?
• HOW is Persephone riding with her hair down in a convertible and not looking like one giant tumbleweed?

Covering chapters 41 & 42 of Lore Olympus, feat. discussions on:

• Hecate's wingwoman skills
• Minthe's sci-fi villain origin story
• Persephone's "please don't come in, I'm in the bathroom" voice

Covering chapters 39 & 40, discussing professional and academic topics like:

• How Cerberus deserves to be Employee of the week every week
• Hades is sexy and we are thirsty, as always
• WHY IS THERE NOT A LOCK ON THE DOOR TO TARTARUS
• Seriously, Hades, how hard would it be to get a combination lock for that door?
• It's TARTARUS!!!

Discussing chapters 37 & 38, featuring a Z&E Lore Olympus drinking game, lots of threats for Apollo, and a debate about how sexy is too sexy when it comes to everyday undergarments (hint: we're pretty sure garters are way too much work, but you do you, Persephone). 

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 35 & 36, discussing such critical and intellectual matters as: Thetis' IMPRESSIVE manipulation skills and her wild mythological background, Hades' real preference when it comes to women, and why the centaur that teaches Persephone's biochem class is the true villain here.

Covering LO chapters 33 & 34, feat. discussions on: the spooky icon that is Hecate, Persephone's flawless digestive system, and what it would be like to work at the Underworld Corporation every day (hint: very steamy).

Covering LO chapters 31 & 32. Lots to cover in this one, including:

-How Persephone should embrace her new internship as an opportunity for workplace sexy times

-Hera's ICONIC powers of manipulation

-Hades' very special demon dogs/noodles

Covering LO Chapters 29 & 30. Alright team, we were pretty tipsy for this one so get ready for a wild ride. Discussing some VERY important matters in our intoxicated state, like:

-Our desire to revive the cult of Hera and worship specifically the LO depiction of her

-Hera's relationship with her DUMB AND INADEQUATE husband

-How absolutely screwed we would have been if we stopped aging at 19 like Persephone

Discussing chapters 27 & 28, covering critical topics like Hades period roleplay costumes, Zeus' obvious furry fetish, our immense respect for Persephone's aggressive line of questioning about Hades' relationship status.

Back on our normal BS covering chapters 25 & 26, feat. admiring young Hades' accidental dance moves, admiring adult Hades' everything, and admiring Persephone's decision to channel all of us and eat chocolate cake at 2 AM. 

Alright team, we have to be serious for a hot second to talk about chapter 24. Don't worry, though -- the second part of this episode is just outtakes and our garbage, our signature content.

Content warning for discussion of sexual violence.

If you or someone you know needs help with issues of sexual violence, call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673.

Get ready team, we're about to dive into this Apollo mess. We're covering THREE chapters this episode -- 21, 22, and 23 -- and discussing CRITICAL topics like all of the horrible things we wish would happen to Apollo, how Hermes is a snack but could do better, and Artemis continues to be useless. 

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 19 & 20, feat. discussions on drinking, drinking, and more drinking; our love for Poseidon; and how much worse Demeter's life got after Persephone hit puberty.

Covering Lore Olympus chapters 17 & 18, feat. discussions on the true meaning of BBD, Eros' HIGH QUALITY friendship, and Hades leveling up from standard business daddy to murderous business grandpa (who can FOR SURE still get it). 

Covering chapters 15 & 16, feat. discussions on the thriving life of Eros' new pig friend, the insanity that is Psyche's life, the exceptionally low bar for heterosexual men, and how Psyche's sisters are total assholes but just might have a point this one time.

Covering chapters 13 & 14, continuing the beloved sidequest of Eros & Psyche, featuring discussions on what it would be like to marry an invisible snake demon-god-thing, weird sex things, and, as always, the sexiness of animated characters (i.e. EROS, CALL US).

Covering comic episodes 11 & 12, featuring discussions about which household pets Zeus has had sex with, how hot and also precious Eros is, and what manspreading looks like for gods.

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Father Hades teaches all of us how to drive in this episode covering comics #9 and #10. 

Lore OlymPOD is coming in hot with this episode covering comic chapters 7 & 8. Discussing the weird and beautiful things Hades and Persephone resemble, our other favorite hot cartoons, and how much of a good special boy Cerberus is (hint: VERY special and VERY good).

The audio is kind of weird in this one and we don't know why and we're sorry. Maybe that's what we get for recording in a bedroom in our apartment. 

Discussing comic episodes 5 & 6, including how petty Aphrodite is (but also how much she can work a crop top); how Hades is anything but a narc; and how jealous we are that gods and goddesses evidently don't get hangovers.

The super awesome candles we discuss are by Book and Reverie, and you can find their Etsy page here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/bookandreverie. (We don't know them or anything -- we just legit like the candles!)

Again, theme music by Erin's Sam, who has a music page thing here: https://firesidedaycamp.bandcamp.com/.

Covering comic episodes 3 & 4 of Lore Olympus, including discussions of sexy wombats, evil magicians, the perfect basic bitch, and everything we did wrong in our first episode!

P.S. Theme music by Erin's boyfriend Sam. He has other things here.

Coming soon: Lore OlymPOD.