Thot Topics

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Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.

Episode Date
Guncles and Gaggots! (Preview)
Apr 19, 2024
R.I.P. Blowjay Simpson!
Apr 13, 2024
All Worm and No Play!
Mar 27, 2024
Cowboy Cooter! (Preview)
Mar 21, 2024
The Summer I Turned Pussy!
Mar 04, 2024
The Skeet Escape! (Preview)
Feb 26, 2024
Slut Pop Memphis!
Feb 18, 2024
Megan's Law and Order!
Feb 01, 2024
Anatomy of a Doll! (Exxxtended Preview)
Jan 25, 2024
Thot 'N' Cold! (Preview)
Jan 19, 2024
The Top in the Striped Pajamas!
Jan 05, 2024
Cockwatchers (UNLOCKED!)
Dec 23, 2023
Pink Friday Gworls! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi) [Preview]
Dec 17, 2023
Thotline 6: She.T. Phone Home!
Dec 08, 2023
Cockwatchers! (Preview)
Nov 30, 2023
Osama Been Laden!
Nov 21, 2023
Splendor in the Ass! (feat. Morgan) [Preview]
Nov 13, 2023
Puerto Freako!
Nov 07, 2023
The Bottom in Me! (Extended Preview)
Oct 26, 2023
The Israel Housewives Rejewnion! (Preview)
Oct 14, 2023
Good Girls Go Chad!
Oct 07, 2023
All Scat and No Cattle! (Preview)
Sep 30, 2023
Troy Savants (feat. Sydney) [UNLOCKED!]
Sep 23, 2023
Gyal vs. Wild AKA The Girls Go to Rainforest Cafe (Preview)
Sep 18, 2023
Insane Clown Pussy!
Sep 16, 2023
New Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [UNLOCKED]
Sep 11, 2023
New Millennium Broadz! (feat. Alex Kazemi) [Preview]
Sep 05, 2023
Let’s Get Biblical!
Aug 26, 2023
Men in Blackface! (Preview)
Aug 15, 2023
Lizzo’s Big Fat Humongous Giant Plus-Sized Bananarama!
Aug 06, 2023
Box Office Bombshells! (Preview)
Jul 27, 2023
Asparteens Pt. 1: The Big Girl’s Dilemma!
Jul 24, 2023
Troy Savants! (feat. Sydney) [Preview]
Jul 15, 2023
Over-The-Shoulder Ijbolder Holders!
Jul 06, 2023
Ghetto Gaggin’ AKA Happy Meat Week! (Preview)
Jun 27, 2023
The Great Aslaykening! (feat. CuteAnon)
Jun 13, 2023
(Preview) Gay Little Monkey Hour #7: I Hate You Fat Ariana Grande AKA Midriah Carey
Jun 09, 2023
Thotline 5: Opening the Malebox!
May 26, 2023
A Parent’s Guide to Serving Cunt! (Preview)
May 19, 2023
Miss Jewniverse AKA Genie in a Butthole!
May 11, 2023
The Mother-Briggs Test!
Apr 24, 2023
Tits Out for Toyotathon!
Apr 08, 2023
Kuntsugi (Preview)
Mar 30, 2023
Oops! All Thots!
Mar 20, 2023
Gomorrahning America! (Preview)
Mar 10, 2023
Now That’s What I Call Mother!
Mar 02, 2023
Ass Wednesday Pt. 1: Asses to Asses!
Feb 23, 2023
The Thot 100 AKA Balls Deep In Love!
Feb 02, 2023
Statutory Grape! (Preview)
Jan 27, 2023
The Director’s Cunt!
Jan 19, 2023
Harajewku Girls! (Trailer)
Jan 12, 2023
Thotline 4: Call of Judy AKA Hello Floperator!
Dec 30, 2022
Rock Paper SZA!
Dec 17, 2022
The Chelsea Boot Handshake!
Dec 01, 2022
*UNLOCKED* I Know Why The Caged Barb Sings! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi)
Nov 27, 2022
Full-Cunt Press!
Nov 10, 2022
Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Mind!
Nov 03, 2022
Hoes on the Beach! (feat. Morgan)
Oct 24, 2022
Happiness is a Butterface!
Oct 15, 2022
Ballad of the Bussgina!
Oct 04, 2022
Total Vageniuses!
Sep 23, 2022
Hold the Girls!
Sep 17, 2022
Fergalicious Debt!
Sep 02, 2022
Wuthering Rights!
Aug 19, 2022
Judy Calls! (Extended Preview)
Aug 12, 2022
Abuelas in STEM!
Jul 23, 2022
Bladees and Gentlemen!
Jul 15, 2022
Blow v. Trade!
Jul 07, 2022
RuPaul’s Case Race AKA The 100th Episode Power Hour!
Jun 26, 2022
Portrait of a Lady on Fire Island!
Jun 10, 2022
Thotline 3: God Reads Kneemail! (feat. @bulkingtreason)
Jun 03, 2022
The Diet Dr. Pepper Socialist!
Jun 01, 2022
*UNLOCKED* Gay Little Monkey Hour #4: C.O.C.K. in the USA (feat. Twink Revolution)
May 29, 2022
Ketayours, Ketamine, and Ketaours! (feat. Sydney)
May 19, 2022
Stream of Cuntciousness!
May 13, 2022
Silence of the Ma’ams!
May 04, 2022
Meateorologists!
Apr 22, 2022
Get Off Your Bi Horse!
Apr 17, 2022
Gay Little Monkey Hour #2: INTERIOR DELUSIONS LOUNGE ft. TUCKER WILDE (Preview)
Apr 01, 2022
Encunto!
Mar 28, 2022
To F*ck a Predator!
Mar 18, 2022
Get Your F**king A** Up and Work: The Kim Kardashian Story!
Mar 11, 2022
Fellatiosaurus Rex! (feat. Slayyyter)
Feb 28, 2022
Ukraine On Me!
Feb 24, 2022
Misters Before Sisters! (feat. Betsey Brown & Peter Vack)
Feb 17, 2022
M&Mpty Inside!
Jan 28, 2022
Vodka Platonic!
Jan 22, 2022
Crappy Jew Year! (feat. @goodboygremlin and @cockmurdock)
Jan 16, 2022
Pedofeeling It!
Dec 17, 2021
Cis Me, I‘m Guyrish!
Dec 10, 2021
Perfectomorphs!
Dec 02, 2021
Methhead Actors! (feat. River Page)
Nov 12, 2021
Sohcahtore It!
Oct 28, 2021
Verynormal Cracktivity!
Oct 18, 2021
The Dick, The S**t, and the Wardrobe!
Oct 07, 2021
Top 10 Gay Little Monkey Moments!
Oct 01, 2021
Rona Reloaded!
Sep 22, 2021
Peekaboo, ICU!
Sep 10, 2021
Camilla Caballers! (feat. Harry Tafoya)
Sep 08, 2021
RuPaul's Girl Race!
Aug 21, 2021
Bring Your Child to Steamworks Day! (feat. Rare Candy)
Aug 11, 2021
Fatt Gaymon!
Aug 04, 2021
Gopiss Girls!
Jul 16, 2021
Edward Vaginafingers! (feat. @yourfriendmyles)
Jul 09, 2021
Is This Seat Theyken?
Jul 01, 2021
Thotline: ReLOADed!
Jun 17, 2021
Ace and Based!
Jun 10, 2021
Themme Fatales!
May 28, 2021
White Gay Summit! (feat. Will Tanski)
May 20, 2021
CDC This Dick!
May 15, 2021
The Azealiathon! (feat. Zach Langley Chi Chi)
May 05, 2021
Britney Dreams Do Come True! (feat. Miss Madeline)
Apr 29, 2021
What Gus Kenworthy's Pussy Does to a MF! (feat. @chlumbucket)
Apr 15, 2021
The Devil And God Are Railing Inside Me!
Apr 01, 2021
Krispy Covid AKA The Passover Special!
Mar 26, 2021
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee! (feat. Kitty)
Mar 16, 2021
Rosemary's Bestie! (feat. @goodboygremlin)
Mar 04, 2021
Welcome to Bushwick AKA The Jackcident! (feat. Jack, The Perfume Nationalist)
Feb 28, 2021
Sherry Me Alive!
Feb 18, 2021
Jackie of All Trade! (feat. @jackies_backie)
Feb 12, 2021
Starbies of Bethlehem! (feat. Group Project)
Feb 03, 2021
Night at the IKEA!
Jan 22, 2021
J.Lo of the Jungle!
Jan 15, 2021
Pussy: For Men!
Jan 06, 2021
Paul Me Maybe! (feat. Paul Cupo)
Jan 02, 2021
Popular Thot Revolution Pt. 2 AKA The Boys Who Lived! (feat. Twink Revolution and Zach Langley Chi-Chi)
Dec 24, 2020
The Bitch That Tore Christmas!
Dec 17, 2020
Folkwhores! (feat. Hot Local Singles)
Dec 11, 2020
AIDS of Glory!
Dec 03, 2020
Barack Destroyers! (feat. @Maxxi_Pad)
Nov 20, 2020
1-800-BANANAS!
Nov 14, 2020
Erection Judges!
Nov 04, 2020
Hard R Chaser AKA Trick or Trade!
Oct 29, 2020
Crazy Cuckoo Covid! (feat. River Page)
Oct 25, 2020
The People's Cunt!
Oct 15, 2020
Livin' Covida Loca!
Oct 08, 2020
Be Besties!
Oct 02, 2020
Make America Fuck Me Again!
Sep 24, 2020
Douched By Daylight!
Sep 18, 2020
Ratpresentation AKA The 9/11 Special!
Sep 11, 2020
Thot Revolution! (feat. Twink Revolution)
Sep 03, 2020
You Don't Mess With the Lohan!
Aug 27, 2020
Pod de Replay!
Aug 20, 2020
Cumala Harris in the Oral Office!
Aug 13, 2020
Blacking Out Is King!
Aug 06, 2020
Let's Play Some Breastketball!
Jul 28, 2020
An Evening in Faggotsburg! (feat. Cole Cunningham)
Jul 21, 2020
Women's Business Insiders!
Jul 08, 2020
Unstable For Two AKA The Olive Garden Special!
Jun 29, 2020
Hotel Groom Service!
Jun 23, 2020
Harry Bottom and the Cumdump of Azkaban!
Jun 11, 2020
A Maricón Dream! (feat. Will Okay)
Jun 03, 2020
White Is Lana Del Right!
May 26, 2020
CoronAIDS! (feat. Jerwin Gabriel Santiago)
May 19, 2020
Werking Class Heroes!
May 14, 2020
Apple Bottom Geniuses!
May 05, 2020
Back to Frack!
Apr 28, 2020
You Better Rise Bitch! (feat. Will Okay)
Apr 14, 2020
Nothing Gay About Hell! (feat. @nickwaka24)
Apr 10, 2020
Make Me Cumbia!
Mar 31, 2020
Return to the Ashes! (feat. @ratdad666)
Mar 24, 2020
Quaranteens! (feat. FOTP Morgan)
Mar 17, 2020
International Dumb Bitch Day!
Mar 09, 2020
Ace Chasers!
Mar 03, 2020
Fallen Cumrade!
Feb 26, 2020
Saudipalooza! (feat. Will Okay)
Feb 18, 2020
More Like IoWAS!
Feb 11, 2020
Flop Stars!
Feb 04, 2020
RuPaul: Dead and Loving It!
Jan 28, 2020
Enter the Problematica!
Jan 20, 2020