Chef Tales Podcast
By Matthew John Philip Jones
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Episodes: 102
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Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.
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Here comes my 19th mental breakdown
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Jun 13, 2026 |
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Help is on the way dear
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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Point blank piss
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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I’m too old for this shit
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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I still got it
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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So long, farewell/auf weidereshen fuck off
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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No fucking fighting
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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There’s always one
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Dec 28, 2025 |
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Q&A
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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Pain in the neck
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Back again but for how long?
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Chef Tales the singles 3
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Let’s face it, it’s never coming home
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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More wedding talk and the Euros
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Four weddings, 1 million panic attacks and zero funerals
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Miliseconds don’t count
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May 27, 2024 |
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Suck my balls Mr Big no bollocks
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May 03, 2024 |
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Well fuck you then
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Karma’s a bitch
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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To lean, or not to lean, that is the question
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Au revoir Le Gavroche
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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Don’t touch him don’t touch him, he doesn’t like to be touched!
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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You fucking donkey
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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Hello arsehole
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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H-o-v-a, I’ve got covid again baby oh behave
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Stop being a twat
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Proper food
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Full Ricky Gervais mode
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Minus one brother
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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This is bullshit
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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We can’t put all our eggs in one basket
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Miss Piggy
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May 17, 2023 |
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It’s time to make changes
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Lost
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Back by popular demand
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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What a final that was!
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Heartache, we’re used to it.
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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The best player in the world
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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It’s not a fucking feast!
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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What’s your favourite scary movie?
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Annihilated chicken
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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You have yourself to blame
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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Chef tales the singles part 2
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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“Fixed my arse”
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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“Who does he think is, Jose Mourinho?”
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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The pot calling the kettle black
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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Straight outta Menorca
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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When one door closes, another opens
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May 16, 2022 |
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Little man syndrome
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May 08, 2022 |
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A new beginning
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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Mic drop
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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It’s food innit
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Drop it like a sloth
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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I cook up the hot shit like Ainsley Harriet
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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I know what you did last summer
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Rough as fuck
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Chef tales the singles
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Bombhead is unleashed
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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The ball is in our court now babe
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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7 days
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Houston we have a problem
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Who the fucking hell are you!
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Jun 27, 2021 |
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If you don’t ask, you don’t get.
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Metal gear solid hair
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May 14, 2021 |
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Always give 110%
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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The life of a chef
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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Better late than never
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Feb 28, 2021 |
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It’s a bloody hippo!
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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Christmas is cancelled part 2
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Christmas is cancelled part 1
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Angry bird
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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The interview with a mad Arab
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Nov 28, 2020 |
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It’s all gone Pete Tong
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Nov 21, 2020 |
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Lockdown 2.0
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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It’s been emotional
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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The penultimate episode
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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Old man
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Happy 70th Dad
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Oct 10, 2020 |
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Let one go!
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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Short and sweet
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Sep 20, 2020 |
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Let him have it!
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Q&A
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Jul 24, 2020 |
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I’m wicked and I’m lazy
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Jun 29, 2020 |
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Hey fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy
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Jun 21, 2020 |
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Living in a dream world
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Jun 15, 2020 |
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3’s a crowd
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Jun 08, 2020 |
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It’s all gravy!
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May 31, 2020 |
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Waterloo
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May 21, 2020 |
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A kitchen nightmare Part 2
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May 10, 2020 |
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Sweet 16
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May 06, 2020 |
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Thanks
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Apr 24, 2020 |
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Jokers
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Apr 17, 2020 |
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Fawlty Towers
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Apr 06, 2020 |
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There’s a snake in my kitchen what am I gonna do?
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Mar 26, 2020 |
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A kitchen nightmare part 1
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Mar 19, 2020 |
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AA rosette
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Mar 12, 2020 |
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Can’t cook
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Mar 03, 2020 |
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Once in a lifetime opportunity
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Feb 28, 2020 |
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Jekyll and Hyde
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Feb 18, 2020 |
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Working for a Michelin Starred chef
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Feb 13, 2020 |
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Horror film
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Feb 06, 2020 |
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Chef tales podcast
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Feb 05, 2020 |