MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

By Sumo & Kavi

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system. 


Episode Date
S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty
Jun 21, 2026
S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
Jun 12, 2026
S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto
Jun 04, 2026
S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman
Jun 02, 2026
S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear
May 20, 2026
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
May 01, 2026
S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
Apr 27, 2026
S4E016: Hot Takes
Apr 13, 2026
S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Mar 31, 2026
S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Mar 24, 2026
S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Mar 09, 2026
S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Feb 26, 2026
S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Feb 21, 2026
S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
Feb 07, 2026
S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Jan 27, 2026
S4E008: Podcastception
Jan 17, 2026
S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
Jan 12, 2026
S4E007: Who Is Gay?
Jan 10, 2026
S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
Jan 01, 2026
S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans
Dec 23, 2025
S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark
Dec 19, 2025
S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement
Dec 16, 2025
S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing
Dec 02, 2025
S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess
Nov 25, 2025
S4E001: Space Weather
Nov 19, 2025
S3E100: Together Through Time
Nov 10, 2025
S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense
Oct 31, 2025
S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite
Oct 19, 2025
S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh
Oct 10, 2025
S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe
Oct 04, 2025
S3E095: Nazis are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis
Sep 26, 2025
S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense
Sep 12, 2025
S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Sep 02, 2025
S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia
Aug 28, 2025
S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children
Aug 19, 2025
S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse
Aug 06, 2025
S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser
Jul 31, 2025
S3E088: The Edge of Observation
Jul 20, 2025
S3E087: Nothing to See Here
Jul 15, 2025
S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch
Jul 04, 2025
S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too
Jun 22, 2025
S3E084: Invisible Disabilities
Jun 13, 2025
S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward
Jun 04, 2025
S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath
May 29, 2025
S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic
May 20, 2025
S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson
May 12, 2025
S3E079: Cokes a Horse
Apr 24, 2025
S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim
Apr 15, 2025
S3E077: At Least We’re Moving
Mar 31, 2025
S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris
Mar 24, 2025
S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us
Mar 17, 2025
S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Mar 11, 2025
S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police
Feb 25, 2025
S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
Feb 19, 2025
S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot
Feb 10, 2025
S3E070: Riddles in the Dark
Jan 27, 2025
S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage
Jan 20, 2025
S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin
Jan 06, 2025
S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator
Dec 29, 2024
S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero
Dec 09, 2024
S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Nov 25, 2024
S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein
Nov 18, 2024
S3E063: The Shank Tank
Nov 12, 2024
SOUL Radio Episode 2
Nov 04, 2024
S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward
Oct 28, 2024
S3E061: The Waters Below
Oct 08, 2024
S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus
Sep 30, 2024
S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc
Sep 23, 2024
S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened
Sep 16, 2024
S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus
Sep 02, 2024
S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland
Aug 19, 2024
S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan
Aug 12, 2024
S3E054: There's no Justice like Angry Mob Justice
Aug 05, 2024
S3E053: Meat and Greet
Jul 25, 2024
S3E052: Removal Skit
Jul 14, 2024
S3E051: The Apparition of Our Lady of Bad Internet
Jul 01, 2024
S3E050: Red Shifts and Realities
Jun 24, 2024
S3E049: Building Resilient Infrastructure for Generations
Jun 17, 2024
S3E048: Myths and Meteors
May 27, 2024
S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool
May 06, 2024
S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t
Apr 22, 2024
S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed
Apr 15, 2024
S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild
Apr 08, 2024
S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Mar 11, 2024
S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly
Mar 04, 2024
S3E041: A Gas Station for Your Soul
Feb 26, 2024
S3E040: Interview with Special Guest Owen Cyclops
Feb 21, 2024
S3E038: A Voice in the Apocalypse
Jan 29, 2024
S3E039: Celestial Mafia Godfathers with Special Guest Gary Wayne
Jan 29, 2024
S3E037: The Showdown is Here with Special Guest Crrow777
Dec 18, 2023
S3E036: Taking the Pope Hostage
Nov 27, 2023
S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie
Nov 20, 2023
S3E034: How to Hide an Empire and Interview with Special Guest Jorge Mesa
Nov 13, 2023
S3E033: The Current Thing
Oct 16, 2023
S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton
Oct 09, 2023
S3E031: The Gang Gets Banned from the Rest of the Internet with Special Guest The Odd Man Out
Oct 02, 2023
S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett
Sep 25, 2023
S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley
Sep 18, 2023
S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way
Sep 11, 2023
S3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas
Sep 04, 2023
S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba
Aug 28, 2023
S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real
Aug 21, 2023
S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics
Aug 14, 2023
S3E023: The Divorce Cliff
Aug 07, 2023
S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again
Jul 31, 2023
S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF
Jul 24, 2023
S3E020: We’re Doing it Live!
Jul 17, 2023
S3E019: Lunar Cartography
Jul 10, 2023
S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult
Jul 03, 2023
S3E017: Enjoy the War
Jun 26, 2023
S3E016: Medieval People Were Regular Sized
Jun 19, 2023
S3E015: Don’t Trust Anyone Named Ted
Jun 12, 2023
S3E014: Psychic Weather Manipulation and Canned Rice
Jun 05, 2023
S3E013: The Eternal Conspiracy
May 29, 2023
S3E012: Reincarnated on the Flat Earth
May 15, 2023
S3E011: Lying About Antarctica
May 08, 2023
S3E010: Numerological Nutrition Nightmares
Apr 24, 2023
S3E009: Boutique Podcast Pricing
Apr 17, 2023
S3E008: Psyops within Psyops
Apr 03, 2023
S3E007: Happy Irish Juneteenth
Mar 20, 2023
S3E006: Memento Mori
Mar 06, 2023
S3E005: Out-Lawyering The Devil
Feb 20, 2023
S3E004: The Dakota Turtlecorn
Feb 07, 2023
S2E003: Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida
Jan 23, 2023
S3E002: We Got The Fevah
Jan 09, 2023
S3E001: Merry Christmas You Dorks
Dec 25, 2022
S2E047: Season Three Is Within You
Oct 24, 2022
S2E046: The Ascendant Griller
Oct 17, 2022
S2E045: Podcast at the End of the Universe
Oct 10, 2022
S2E044: Gerald Taft's Jade Oboe
Oct 03, 2022
S2E043: Tao Gargoyle Hierarchy Show
Sep 26, 2022
S2E042: Show About Town
Sep 19, 2022
S2E041: House Spirit, Computer Demon
Sep 12, 2022
S2E040: Women, Am I Right?
Sep 05, 2022
S2E039: New Old Conservation
Aug 29, 2022
S2E038: The Illusion Keeps Them Alive
Aug 22, 2022
S2E037: Transmortgages
Aug 15, 2022
S2E036: Nitrogen Scape Goat
Aug 08, 2022
S2E035: Rendlesham Forest
Aug 01, 2022
S2E034: Scurvy Dinos! w/ No. 15
Jul 25, 2022
S2E33: It's OK We Have Machine Gun Now
Jul 18, 2022
S2E032: Planned Obsolescence
Jul 11, 2022
S2E031: Left Brain / Right Brain
Jul 04, 2022
S2E030: Hoes Mad
Jun 27, 2022
S2E029: I Think We're Alone Now
Jun 20, 2022
S2E028: Epistemic Viciousness
Jun 13, 2022
S2E027: Illuminati Show
Jun 06, 2022
S2E026: Shepard Tone World
May 30, 2022
S2E025: Fear Based Liability Shields
May 23, 2022
S2E024: War Crimes & The Mandela Effect
May 16, 2022
S2E023: Defense Against Dialectic Traps
May 09, 2022
S2/E022: Alchemical Chicken & Godward Interview
May 02, 2022
S2/E021: The House That Jack Built
Apr 25, 2022
S2/E020: Unconscious Monsters
Apr 18, 2022
S2/E019: Genghis Khan Rhinoceros
Apr 11, 2022
S2/E018: Dinosaurs Of The Old West
Apr 04, 2022
S2/E017: We Are Not A Biologist
Mar 28, 2022
S2/E016: 911 Potato Slavery
Mar 21, 2022
S2/E015: Survival Pt. 1 & Ron Dart
Mar 14, 2022
S2/E014: Consenting to War
Mar 07, 2022
S2/E013: Waynel Sexton's Revenge
Feb 28, 2022
S2/E012: Citizen Placenta
Feb 21, 2022
S2/E011: Straight Talk About Convoys
Feb 14, 2022
S2/E010: Black History Celebration!
Feb 07, 2022
S2/E009: Phantom Pipeline Twerkers
Jan 31, 2022
S2/E008: Space & Failed Marriages
Jan 24, 2022
S2/E007: Choose Wisely
Jan 17, 2022
S2/E006: HIV Doesn't Cause Web3
Jan 10, 2022
S2/E005: New Year's St. Nick's
Jan 03, 2022
S2/E004: The Physics of Angels w/ Albert Einstein's Zombie
Dec 27, 2021
S2/E003: Ivory Towers of Technobabble
Dec 20, 2021
S2/E002: Psychic Dog Canon
Dec 13, 2021
S2/E001: Mr. Hilter, I Presume?
Dec 06, 2021
Ep. 100: Feelings of Existential Dread
Nov 29, 2021
Ep. 099: Babylonian Soul Harvest
Nov 22, 2021
Ep. 098: Stone Soup Magic Midget Alcoholic
Nov 15, 2021
Ep. 097: Who Built The Moon?
Nov 08, 2021
Ep. 096: Technologized Bioregional Homesteading w/ Jason Snyder
Nov 01, 2021
Ep. 095: Flatpack Existence w/ Existential Pervert
Oct 25, 2021
Ep. 094: Interview w/ Immanuel Kingman
Oct 18, 2021
Ep. 093: Infernal Accountancy
Oct 11, 2021
Ep. 092: Earth Groans and Sky Trumpets
Oct 04, 2021
Ep. 091: Loosh Embargo
Sep 27, 2021
Ep. 090: Happiness w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth
Sep 20, 2021
Ep. 089: A Normal Office Fire of the Vanities
Sep 13, 2021
Ep. 088: Fat Show, Fatso! (Updated)
Sep 06, 2021
Ep. 087: We Are (People) Farmers, Bum Ba Dum Bum Bum
Aug 30, 2021
Ep. 086: Lying With Statistics For Fun And Profit
Aug 23, 2021
Ep. 085: Invisible Rainbow
Aug 16, 2021
Ep. 084: Matrix? More like GAYTRIX!
Aug 09, 2021
Ep. 083: Clown World Epistemic Apocalypse
Aug 02, 2021
Ep. 082: Civilization Ending Floods of Mud (or Mucus)
Jul 26, 2021
Ep. 081: Vapor Earth Nostalgia On An Infinite Plane.
Jul 19, 2021
Ep: 080: Non-Dualistic Podcastshow
Jul 12, 2021
Ep. 079: Free Britney
Jul 05, 2021
Ep. 078: The Hook Brings You Back
Jun 28, 2021
Ep. 077: The Limits of Hybridization
Jun 21, 2021
Ep. 076: Rightwing Podcastshow
Jun 14, 2021
Ep. 075 MDWK TRNSMSN // Consider The Rooster
Jun 10, 2021
Ep. 074: Pygmies vs. Cranes
Jun 07, 2021
Ep. 073: The Wages Of Sin Is Death
May 31, 2021
Ep. 072: Everything is Giants...
May 24, 2021
Ep. 071: Hear Me Out: Ball Lightning Flail
May 17, 2021
Ep. 070: The Universal History of Man
May 10, 2021
Ep. 069: JFK w/ Chuck Ochelli
May 03, 2021
Ep. 068: Debt and Leverage Galactic Carnival
Apr 26, 2021
Ep. 067: Psychological Reasons
Apr 19, 2021
Ep. 066: Minus-World Blues
Apr 12, 2021
Ep. 065: Satanic Panic
Apr 05, 2021
Ep. 064: SKY PEOPLE FOREVER! HOO-WAH!
Mar 29, 2021
Ep. 063: Mystical Male Vitality Plus Extreme
Mar 22, 2021
Ep. 062: Rubber Ducky Numerology
Mar 15, 2021
Ep. 061: Deconstructivism and JBP Retrospective
Mar 08, 2021
Ep. 060: The BASED Ecumenical Council
Mar 01, 2021
Ep. 059: Fake Nuke Survival Skills
Feb 22, 2021
Ep. 058: Oracle Bone Script Empire
Feb 15, 2021
Ep. 057: Feminist Dark Matter w/ Zachary Garris
Feb 08, 2021
Ep. 056: Men in Black and the Crypto-Yuga
Feb 01, 2021
Ep. 055: Amish Energy for Total Victory
Jan 25, 2021
Ep. 054: Saint Smokestack Does Star Magic (He Doesn't)
Jan 18, 2021
Ep. 053: Never Go Full-Q (Except Right Now)
Jan 09, 2021
Ep. 052: The Endless American Meat Shower
Jan 04, 2021
Ep. 051: Figgy Pudding (Or We Stab You)
Dec 25, 2020
Ep. 050: Dark Winter and Hernando De Soto
Dec 21, 2020
Ep. 049: Epistemic Crisis
Dec 14, 2020
Ep. 048: Magic Spells for Modern Technocrats
Dec 07, 2020
Ep. 047 MDWK TRNSMSN // COVID Perceptual Bubble
Dec 04, 2020
Ep. 045: New American Folk Heroes (or Villains?)
Nov 30, 2020
Ep. 046: MDWK TRNSMSN // Electoral Underbelly Update
Nov 25, 2020
Ep. 044: Interview w/ Roy Blackstone
Nov 23, 2020
Ep. 043: MDWK TRNSMSN // Party On, Wayne County
Nov 18, 2020
Ep. 042: "Dirtbags You Can Live With"
Nov 16, 2020
Ep. 041: "Massively Fraudulent"
Nov 09, 2020
Ep. 040: "Hashtag Science"
Nov 02, 2020
Ep. 039: "This Isn't Even Our Gregarious Form"
Oct 26, 2020
Ep. 38: "Physics gives rise to Metaphysics"
Oct 19, 2020
Ep. 037: "Frank Stranges & Valiant Thor"
Oct 12, 2020
Ep. 036: "Lesser Suicides"
Oct 05, 2020
Ep. 035: "Slightly Spooky"
Sep 28, 2020
Ep. 034: "Violence"
Sep 21, 2020
Ep. 033: "Crossing the Rubicon"
Sep 14, 2020
Ep. 032: "The Once and Future Old West"
Sep 08, 2020
Ep. 030: "The Tao of Conspiracy"
Aug 31, 2020
Ep. 031: Interview w/ Matthew Kresal
Aug 24, 2020
Ep. 029: "2+2≠5"
Aug 17, 2020
Ep. 028: "All Aboard The Mother Wheeeeeel"
Aug 10, 2020
Ep. 027: "Penguin-Based Societies of the Future"
Aug 03, 2020
Ep. 026: "Things Have Only Begun To Get Weird."
Jul 27, 2020
Ep. 024: "Santa Claus the Fungus Spirit."
Jul 20, 2020
Ep. 025: "Hi Robert"
Jul 13, 2020
Ep. 023: "Decomposer Sex Jokes & Bigfoot"
Jul 06, 2020
Special Almost Live Edition: "RIOT RIOT, and the problem of pain."
May 30, 2020
Ep. 016: "Loud, Clacky Buttons. Halloweeny Things."
May 18, 2020
Ep. 015: "Let Your Freak Flag Fly"
May 11, 2020
Ep. 014: "The Frontier Soul and The Airship of 1897"
May 04, 2020
Ep. 013: Pro Wrestling SMACKDOWN w/ guest SUPLEX
Apr 27, 2020
Ep. 012: "Pandemic Schoolmarm-ism, Dwarf-life v. Elf-life, Probability waves of chaos."
Apr 20, 2020
Ep. 011: "Depression, COVID treatment power games, Homeschooling, Vampires"
Apr 13, 2020
Ep. 010 "Protestant Work Ethic, Alchemy and John Dee, Number Theory of Reality"
Apr 06, 2020
Ep. 009: "Nude workouts, quarantine gardening, and relativistic space travel."
Mar 30, 2020
Ep. 008: "Down with the sniffle-monsters in Slab City."
Mar 23, 2020
Ep. 007: "Our most deadly show to date."
Mar 16, 2020
Ep. 006: "Podcast Jubilee w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth"
Mar 09, 2020
Ep. 005: "Awkwardly laughing at the apocalypse"
Mar 02, 2020
Ep. 004: "Morphogenetic Fields and making your own tools"
Feb 24, 2020
Ep. 003: "Metaphorical Ghosts"
Feb 17, 2020
Ep. 001: "MAPS is not a terrorist organization."
Feb 15, 2020
Ep. 002: "Building a Trucker/NIMBY Army for Fractal Purposes"
Feb 15, 2020