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The hugely popular weekday The Armstrong & Getty Show is wildly entertaining, informative and laugh-out-loud funny, with a mixture of political commentary, observations on local, national, and international news and reflections on social issues. Armstrong and Getty’s comedic delivery, great guests, and super-charged on-air personas have made The Armstrong & Getty Show a morning addiction for Bay Area talk radio listeners.
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Deck The Halls With Bowels Of Holly
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Penis Ebola
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Everyone Knows Satan Has A Mustache
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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A Mating Episode
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Ya Pandering Bastards!
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Cheeseburger Emergency!
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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A Cry For Help
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Slutty, Slutty Chimps
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Is Your Baby Going To A Whore House?!
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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Chinese Killer Robots... Good Morning!
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Once You Get Past The Vomiting, It's Liberating!
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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It's Made In China. They Don't Care About Santa.
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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You're Going To Eat The Teeth Out Of Your Head
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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I'm A Bitter, Cynical Old Guy
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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What Are You Doing You Freaking Whackadoodle?!
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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I Overate Irony
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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It Requires Getting Your Lips Back In Shape
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Smell The Guano
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Hit The Bricks, Butt Clown
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Will I Have To Comb My Hair?
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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I Lick A Lot Of Stuff
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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A Beast With Feelings & Dreams
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Don't Back Over Me With Your Weird Looking Truck
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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You Can "Ho Ho" All You Want
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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A Stupid Person Jail
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Whiz It Out
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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He Liked Lasagna & Was Lazy
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Human Beings Suck!
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Would You Like Some High Heels With That?
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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I'm Missing Three Toes
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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You Could Hang Him With Dental Floss
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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A Show Sham Scam!
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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I Stand For Every Damn Syllable
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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You Woke Little Dwarf
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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A Lot Of Noodle Boys
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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I'm Trying To Anger Everyone
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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I Walked Up 4 Stairs & Hurt My Knee
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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She Was Doing Wet Work
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Strokin' A Camel
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Holy Crappings!
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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She's Draining Our Accounts From Space
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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Sorry I Lost My Voice. I Was Yelling At Someone.
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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I'm Prepared To Be Your Leader
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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It Goes Right To Sexual Blackmail!
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Get That Pie Wagon Going!
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Your Machine Cut Of My Hand!!
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Zombie Grandma
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Signed, Non Crazy People.
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Just Good Old Fashioned Gonorrhea
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Take A&G To Bed
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Please No Questions. That's All I Know.
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Like I've Got A Head Full Of Cocaine
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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She's Chunkin' Up.
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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My Girth Is Holding My Pants Up
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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...But It's Weird
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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That Toy Is Childish
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Bring The Hot Back!
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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7.4% Ditz
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Get Ahold Of Your Panties!
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Shirtless, Bedraggled & Unwashed
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Nimble & Stout
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Do You Think It'll Blast Your Junk Off?!
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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They Have Gotten What They Wanted
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Is It "Butt Naked" Or "Buck Naked?"
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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The Fabulous Gift Of Fudge
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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You're Trying To Drive Me Out Of The Studio
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Bare Ass Jane
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Teen Sex Leads To Murder
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Hard To Believe There's A Brain In Your Skull, Sweetheart.
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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An Empty Headed Twit Filling Us In
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Then Bluey! No Gonads!
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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It's Sagging Again...
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Upper Class Twits
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Fascist Dungarees
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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How Are Your Glands?
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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Sit Down Gently
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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The Teeth & Pancreas Package
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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A Wild Monkey With Sores
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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It's Called "Beige Eating."
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Sleep Tight, Little Samsung.
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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You've Disappointed The Nation
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Some Raptor Steals Your Ball & Flies Away
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Super Phat
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Did He Say It Shirtless While Mounted On A Tiger?
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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You Still Know It's A Computer, Right?
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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You're Not Walking Around Dressed As A Penis
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Had Him By The Tender Bits
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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I Don't Want Anyone Referring To Me As A Fish
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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This Piece Of Garbage!
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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Writing Crappy Poetry Doesn't Count
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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Hey I Have This Really Cool Painting
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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It's Like Eating Potato Chips
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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You're Europe...So Stupid
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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There's Joe & Man Can He Dance.
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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I'll Saw Off Your Arm, Frenchie.
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Another Boatload of "Meh"
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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I've Worked All My Life So I Don't Have To Drink Fermented Hotdog Water
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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Anyway...0 and 2
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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You Hang Up. No You Hang Up.
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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I Need You To Go Drain The Fluid Out Of That Stiff
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Oct 16, 2025 |