Season 3, Episode 5

ITINERARY:

The Museum Mainframe

A Crystal Skull

A Rune-Carved Bracelet

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

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Timing is everything.

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Season 3, Episode 4

ITINERARY:

The Retrieval Department

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

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We all need a holiday sometimes.

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Season 3, Episode 3

ITINERARY:

A Monument to the Fallen of the Retrieval Department

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

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Here There Be Dragons

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Season 3, Episode 2

ITINERARY:

A Medium-Sized Figurine Of A Blue-Ringed Octopus

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

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Season 3, Episode 1

Alone for the first time in its life, the Audio Tour Guide talks to a corpse.

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

We highly encourage visitors to bring a friend along with them when they visit the Museum! Failing that, any Next Of Kin will do.

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Mistholme Season 3 is on the way!

New episodes will begin releasing fortnightly, starting from the 26th of February.

Mistholme has a Patreon now! If you'd like to subscribe to support the show, and to get some bonus content, head over to https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle

Also, new thumbnail! Let me know what you think.

Thank you so much for listening, and as always: Stay Safe Out There.

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Season 2, Episode 10

ITINERARY:

The Patronage Department

A Break Room, featuring a Hurdy Gurdy

The Auxiliary Security Monitoring Station

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

You could have seen it coming, if only you knew how to look.

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Season 2, Episode 9

ITINERARY:

A Staff Alternatural Event Shelter

A Skeleton

Your Arrival At The Patronage Department

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Keep your head above water while you still have it.

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Season 2, Episode 8

ITINERARY:

An Unidentified Item

A Box

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Be a better man than your Father.

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Season 2, Episode 7

ITINERARY:

A Chest Of Drawers

A Mirror

A Crystal Skull

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

It's right in front of you.

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Season 2, Episode 6

ITINERARY:

The "Mass Hysteria" Exhibit

The Cafeteria

A Collection Of Bow Ties

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

There are three deaths.

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Season 2, Episode 5

ITINERARY:

A Clockwork Girl

A Wooden Crown

A Will O' The Wisp

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Heavy is the head.

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Season 2, Episode 4

ITINERARY:

A Dragon's Egg

A Fountain

A Changeling

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

The Museum is always hiring! Don't worry, we'll find a use for you.

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Season 2, Episode 3

ITINERARY:

Springheel Jack's Costume

Bull

The Sound

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Your safety is important to us. Please keep a safe distance from all exhibits and balconies.

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Season 2, Episode 2

ITINERARY:

An Alternatural Event Shelter

A Cauldron

The Stables

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Children are allowed at the Museum, but please keep them supervised and restrained at all times.

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Season 2, Episode 1

ITINERARY:

Welcome?

A Lantern

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Returning to the Museum is always worthwhile, as each visit is different to the last.

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Season Two will begin on the 7th of August, with new episodes every two weeks! Please leave a review and like the facebook page!

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Season 1, Episode 6

ITINERARY:

Your Keys

The Old Bacchus Road

Our Apologies

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Every ending is a new beginning. Every closed door is an open question.

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Season 1, Episode 5

ITINERARY:

The Helena Fortuna

A Cursed Doubloon

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Some of our exhibits are positively ancient. Some are very, very new.

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Season 1, Episode 4

ITINERARY:

A Chair

The Lighting

Ivan Ivanovich

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

We pride ourselves on providing an experience so rich that patrons would be happy to stay forever.

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Season 1, Episode 3

ITINERARY:

A Correction

A Horn

A Numbers Station

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortalityMany of our staff have traveled great distances to join the Museum. Many of our patrons are the same.

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Season 1, Episode 2

ITINERARY:

A Guitar

A Dustpan And Brush

A Clockwork Girl

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle, or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

Working for the Museum is a labour of love.

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Season 1, Episode 1

ITINERARY:

A Welcome To The Museum

The Singleford Fairies

TRANSCRIPT:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is written, performed, and edited by Dom Guilfoyle. Published by That's Not Canon Productions. Dom's cats can be seen at https://www.instagram.com/dom_question_mark/ Their T-Shirts can be bought at https://www.teepublic.com/user/domguilfoyle For more Mistholme, subscribe to the show and like the Facebook page, and please support the show if you can by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle or via the Supporter Feature at https://supporter.acast.com/the-mistholme-museum-of-mystery-morbidity-and-mortality

The Museum is a wonderful place to bring your family…

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