That Checks Out

By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

Episode Date
“She was yelling at me through her tooth!”
May 25, 2026
Squinting Tigers, Flaming Patients, and Little League Date Night
May 18, 2026
He-Man ATMs and Pushing Amnesia
May 11, 2026
DcMonald’s and Plane Roofies
May 04, 2026
Fake Blindness and The Animal Assassin
Apr 27, 2026
A “Killer” Culinary Gift and Keistered Wine
Apr 20, 2026
“That sounded like it was agreement to me!”
Apr 13, 2026
“That one’s thumping up pretty good!” and “Read the Tesla!”
Apr 06, 2026
“South of the Bean!!!” (self destruct sequence adverted)
Mar 30, 2026
Linda Hoe & Duckface
Mar 23, 2026
Swole Chads, Endless Edits, and Bottomless Popcorn
Mar 16, 2026
Booger Shush & “What’s a blunch?”
Mar 09, 2026
“Who has time for ball shaping?" & "Read the purse fart of it!”
Mar 02, 2026
Romantic Sibling Balloons and Family Finger Cuffs
Feb 23, 2026
We”re Not Judging but $50,000 Seems Reasonable
Feb 16, 2026
Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent
Feb 09, 2026
A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye
Feb 02, 2026
Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller
Jan 26, 2026
Tom Sellthicc and Billy San
Jan 19, 2026
Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk
Jan 12, 2026
Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles
Jan 05, 2026
Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”
Dec 29, 2025
“I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”
Dec 22, 2025
Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies
Dec 15, 2025
The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds
Dec 08, 2025
“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”
Dec 01, 2025
Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown
Nov 24, 2025
Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt
Nov 17, 2025
Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo
Nov 10, 2025
Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field
Nov 03, 2025
Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips
Oct 27, 2025
A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”
Oct 20, 2025
“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”
Oct 13, 2025
Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio
Oct 06, 2025
Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"
Sep 29, 2025
Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready
Sep 22, 2025
“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025
Sep 15, 2025
“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers
Sep 08, 2025
An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala
Sep 01, 2025
“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…
Aug 25, 2025
The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown
Aug 18, 2025
The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”
Aug 11, 2025
“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”
Aug 04, 2025
Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)
Jul 28, 2025
“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love
Jul 21, 2025
“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”
Jul 14, 2025
“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”
Jul 07, 2025
Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs
Jun 30, 2025
Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees!
Jun 23, 2025
Hospital ATMs and A Hiccupping Purge
Jun 16, 2025
Land Boat and Red Dogging
Jun 09, 2025
E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip
Jun 02, 2025
“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…”
May 26, 2025
“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”
May 19, 2025
Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings
May 12, 2025
“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”
May 05, 2025
Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum
Apr 28, 2025
Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings
Apr 21, 2025
“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”
Apr 14, 2025
Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket
Apr 07, 2025
Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego
Mar 31, 2025
Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble
Mar 24, 2025
Chimp Lunchroom Escapades and Magical Peanut Butter
Mar 17, 2025
Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots
Mar 10, 2025
Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”
Mar 03, 2025
3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull
Feb 24, 2025
Teat Speed and The Thinkin’ Bone
Feb 17, 2025
“Its like a potato gun only they’re nuggets and it’s my butthole!”
Feb 10, 2025
Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths
Feb 03, 2025
A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat
Jan 27, 2025
Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”
Jan 20, 2025
VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel
Jan 13, 2025
Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs
Jan 06, 2025
“If you’re gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”
Dec 30, 2024
A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”
Dec 23, 2024
Amber Nugget, Kidney Repo, and Customers First
Dec 16, 2024
“Oh this isn’t sexual, I need to chew to live”
Dec 09, 2024
“Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”
Dec 02, 2024
The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman
Nov 25, 2024
The Boofing Doctor and “Definitely Not Drugs”
Nov 18, 2024
Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers
Nov 11, 2024
High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”
Nov 04, 2024
The Donut Witch and Cena’s Birthday Surprise
Oct 28, 2024
Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma
Oct 21, 2024
“Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington
Oct 14, 2024
“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer
Oct 07, 2024
Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark
Sep 30, 2024
“Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap
Sep 23, 2024
AT-ATtaboy and $10,000 Worth of Chicken
Sep 16, 2024
A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave
Sep 09, 2024
Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes
Sep 02, 2024
Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves
Aug 26, 2024
Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…
Aug 19, 2024
The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks
Aug 12, 2024
Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer
Aug 05, 2024
Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”
Jul 29, 2024
Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets
Jul 22, 2024
“The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade
Jul 15, 2024
PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles
Jul 08, 2024
Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal
Jul 01, 2024
A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap
Jun 24, 2024
Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren
Jun 17, 2024
The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios
Jun 10, 2024
Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks
Jun 03, 2024
McFlurry Lovin’ Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish
May 27, 2024
Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote
May 20, 2024
70MPH Poop Wall and The Disappearing Dumbbell
May 13, 2024
Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes
May 06, 2024
Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
Apr 29, 2024
Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
Apr 22, 2024
Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets
Apr 15, 2024
Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
Apr 08, 2024
Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
Apr 01, 2024
Episode 200!!! "Speed Hating ...no vegans..."
Apr 01, 2024
Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
Mar 25, 2024
Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding
Mar 18, 2024
Marrying the Dead, Burying the Alive, and Reeking of Feldman
Mar 11, 2024
“He was Arrested and Kilt”
Mar 04, 2024
Medicinal Adultery and Wet Astronaut Bus Tires
Feb 26, 2024
Borrowed Cannonballs, Keistered Batteries, and Ping Pong Pigeons
Feb 19, 2024
Fish Banging, Prime Medical, and A Diarrhea
Feb 12, 2024
1950’s Appliance Silence, Lilo’s Bird, and A Moose’s Dozen
Feb 05, 2024
Jeff’s Dip and Clown Pimps
Jan 29, 2024
Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp
Jan 22, 2024
“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)
Jan 15, 2024
Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack
Jan 08, 2024
A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver
Jan 01, 2024
Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip
Dec 25, 2023
“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”
Dec 18, 2023
Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition
Dec 11, 2023
Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder
Dec 04, 2023
Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade
Nov 27, 2023
A Mouth Fence, Glove Dong, and “Something About Soup”
Nov 20, 2023
Smoking Tigers, Amish Shuns, and The MockKing
Nov 13, 2023
Body By Bodi & Bertha Benz Brakes
Nov 06, 2023
Floor Rolls and an Epic Bird Turd
Oct 30, 2023
English AC and Dong Fang Scooters
Oct 23, 2023
Viking Kittens, Friday Plans, and A Stoop Poop
Oct 16, 2023
AWOL-aby
Oct 09, 2023
“Singers and Zingers”
Oct 02, 2023
"Break Glass"
Sep 25, 2023
Wizard Runs and The Shatgun Seat
Sep 18, 2023
Three Paws and Some Claws
Sep 11, 2023
Horse Hoovers & Beer(d) Wasting
Sep 04, 2023
HoBo Jackson's Tomato Forward Tacos
Aug 28, 2023
Unimpressed Squirrels, Bird Bangin', and Bum Tums
Aug 21, 2023
Stoned Cats, Derp Dogs, and one Uncle Daddy
Aug 14, 2023
"What a Manatease"
Aug 07, 2023
"Ooooof, You're Hugly" and SPF Mamoa
Jul 31, 2023
"There's no I in TEAM, but corn dogs are for winners."
Jul 24, 2023
"Roger doesn't do... stairs..."
Jul 17, 2023
"If you had said it that way, I might have been on board."
Jul 10, 2023
The Condo Tunnel and "You speak fluent Chad"
Jul 03, 2023
Deep Fried Pickleball and Egyptian Honey
Jun 26, 2023
"Mac, I think he thinks they're big chickens that farm."
Jun 19, 2023
The KidNapper, A Bidon't, and Per diem Clowns
Jun 12, 2023
"Who brings babies to an alligator surf competition?"
Jun 05, 2023
It was Post-I Do but Pre-D.J." & Dingo Bribing Dum Dums
May 29, 2023
A Death Row Chef and Weekend Math
May 22, 2023
Death By Spooning & Grandma Gets the Game Ball
May 15, 2023
Bear Escalators and A Plane Bridge
May 08, 2023
Tommy O'Clock and The Love Wookie
May 01, 2023
"Big Sandwich Energy with a side of CHiPs"
Apr 24, 2023
"What are they using out there? Gunite? Gunite... Yeah, I can do that."
Apr 17, 2023
Floating Buttcracks and A Critical Concierge
Apr 10, 2023
French Fingers, Mummified Decorations, and A Valentine's Felony
Apr 03, 2023
Beef Franklin, Baby Tippin', and A Nocturnal Icemaker
Mar 27, 2023
"Mushroom Moments" and A Dog Rack
Mar 20, 2023
Chub Hub and A Giggity Pig
Mar 13, 2023
The Doctor Is In and The Potato Is Out
Mar 06, 2023
Lit Cheez-its and A Flush Deprivation Tank
Feb 27, 2023
EMT TMI and Bear Yeeting Season
Feb 20, 2023
Backal Hugs & "Did you know that pushes in?"
Feb 13, 2023
Cheeto Teeth, Display Coffins, and A Dill Whip
Feb 06, 2023
"Does that make sense?"
Jan 30, 2023
"Bummer Hummer Summer" by Kevin and The Bhirds
Jan 23, 2023
The Kackers, Haunted Furniture, and Swut Rideshare Service
Jan 16, 2023
Targeted Plates, Lotto Math, and The Chicken Insurgence
Jan 09, 2023
Lazy Resolutions, Flightless Birds, and Unsecured Tents
Jan 02, 2023
The Tiger Ring, B-Rad, and A "Complimentary" Cake Cloche
Dec 26, 2022
The Velveetians and A Noise Cancelled Murder
Dec 19, 2022
"There's only one O in Post, genius."
Dec 12, 2022
Naked NASA and The Escape Room Wedding
Dec 05, 2022
"My, my, my, I'm Once Bitten Twice Die baby..."
Nov 28, 2022
Garage Sale Lasagna and Dollar Store Candy
Nov 21, 2022
"Are you a Trustee?" "I don't even know what that is."
Nov 14, 2022
Ham Trailers and "A Rolling Suitcase That Talks"
Nov 07, 2022
Throat Cloggers and The Worst Doo Halloween Special
Oct 31, 2022
Chef Ty and His Infamous Sleepy Chicken
Oct 24, 2022
"It's for the Ladies" and "You Know I'm Gonna Poke That Pig Right?"
Oct 17, 2022
Dad Bods, Nut Balloons, and the "Hootin' Hour"
Oct 10, 2022
Highway Alfredo and An Adopted Sony
Oct 03, 2022
Stronauts and "It's cool, I'm Gonna Ladle from the Bottom"
Sep 26, 2022
Air Dropping Decks but "No Dumping Dumps"
Sep 19, 2022
The Karate Jogger and Wade Wut, Attorney at Law
Sep 12, 2022
The Space Bar Intermission and A Two Beer Notice
Sep 05, 2022
The Space Colanders 1969 hit "Sausage in the Sky"
Aug 29, 2022
Bullseye Forensics and The Pachyderm Mourner
Aug 22, 2022
Rocky VIII: "I Must Break You... ...finger..."
Aug 15, 2022
Closet Stories and The Coffin Confessor
Aug 08, 2022
Microwave PTSD and Catfish Daaaayzzz!!!
Aug 01, 2022
Porch Cake and A Banzai Parachute
Jul 25, 2022
The Gator Golfer and an Amish DUI
Jul 18, 2022
Desk Snackin' and A Husky Italian Backpack
Jul 11, 2022
Johan Bovine and The "Wanted" Baby
Jul 04, 2022
Rented Produce and The Old Man Dropbox
Jun 27, 2022
A Puzzle of Freedom and The Crosswalk Assassin
Jun 20, 2022
Royal Jambalaya, Tile Day, and The Infinite "Huh?"
Jun 13, 2022
Toddler DoorDash and The Funeral Opener
Jun 06, 2022
Face Saving Warning Labels and The 2 Story Buick
May 30, 2022
Dog Shuns, Counterfeit Cheese, and a Driving GOAT
May 23, 2022
Dutch Clue, Antique Spices, and "The Dad Stare"
May 16, 2022
Two Fingers of Milk and a Firing by Cake
May 09, 2022
"I'm Not Randy" and The Stand-Up Prognosticator
May 02, 2022
100th Episode Celebration!
Apr 26, 2022
Lottery Orange Juice and The 12 Knock Rule
Apr 25, 2022
Stolen Syrup, Water Wolves, and a few Pocket Tomatoes
Apr 18, 2022
Discussion Island and the Button of Resignation
Apr 11, 2022
The Landscaping Smurf Preservationist and A Squatcher Resistant to Farm
Apr 04, 2022
Big Cat Couponing and Counterclockwise Lovin'
Mar 28, 2022
Biking With the Bulls and a Shot of Horse Blindness
Mar 21, 2022
"I Tip 'Em, Then I Milk 'Em Upside Down!"
Mar 14, 2022
A PIT Maneuver Resulting in L.U.I.
Mar 07, 2022
Does This Rag Smell Like Ethernet?
Feb 28, 2022
Get Meemaw Off Layaway & Flip Her on Marketplace!
Feb 21, 2022
"I'd Like to Buy A Vowel for Sushi"
Feb 14, 2022
A Dangling Sausage of Safety
Feb 07, 2022
The "T" Stands for The
Jan 31, 2022
The Driver's Ed Psychologist and an Aphrodisiac Grilled Cheese
Jan 24, 2022
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Tip Your Wizard"
Jan 17, 2022
I Can Smell the Acorns. "Sniff a Little Higher"
Jan 10, 2022
I Agree to Yeet the Door When Done Suckling.
Jan 03, 2022
A Circus Guillotine and Canine Real Estate
Dec 27, 2021
Amish Lighting and Whoa!!! Ma, Santa's here...
Dec 20, 2021
Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Copay.
Dec 13, 2021
Frontload Fries and Backload Steak
Dec 06, 2021
Walkies and That's A Plug Not A Receptacle
Nov 29, 2021
It's Soggy AND Dry???
Nov 22, 2021
Necessary Pig Latin and A Broken Mac
Nov 15, 2021
We're Back and and We Said Stage That Time
Nov 08, 2021
A Bird Clock and Some Butt Eels
Sep 27, 2021
Chuck Incognito and The Yaris Armory
Sep 20, 2021
Have Mercy, A New Boss is Crowned!
Sep 13, 2021
Mud, BUTT It's My Last Day!
Sep 06, 2021
Horny Sea Snakes and The Meatloaf Kid
Aug 30, 2021
Shanked by the GOAT
Aug 23, 2021
Colon Ecuador and His Riding Weed Wacker
Aug 16, 2021
Dry Beef and the No Condiment List
Aug 09, 2021
Let's Get Physical, Physical, Drop 'Em, Turn Your Head, and Cough.
Aug 02, 2021
Kinko's Hypnotherapy & The 10 Mile Movie
Jul 26, 2021
A Real Bundt Kicking and Conveyor Sushi
Jul 19, 2021
Hanging With Monster "Just Read the Copy!"
Jul 12, 2021
Hell's Bathroom and Dude, Where's My Nuts?
Jul 05, 2021
The Pharaoh's Anus Blower and A Secret DMV
Jun 28, 2021
Part 2: Drain It Twice and The Layaway Murderer
Jun 21, 2021
Part 1: John Da Cosse and a Lesson In Comedy
Jun 21, 2021
Three Day Old Future Comedy and Pie Ala Commode
Jun 14, 2021
Squeaky Neuticles and the WTMF Storm Door
Jun 07, 2021
Axe Smashing and the Border Meat
May 31, 2021
A Chat with Chad Daniels
May 24, 2021
Fudge Brian and the Johnson Keeper
May 17, 2021
The Endless 5k and Damon for 2 Please
May 10, 2021
C.H.I.P.S. 'N' Salsa and a Complimentary Roo
May 03, 2021
Teddy Muskrat and the Manger of Potato Salad
Apr 26, 2021
ExtravaDanza
Apr 22, 2021
A Weekend at Philip's with the Gobble Champ
Apr 19, 2021
Waffle Stomp and the Chain Smoking Psychic
Apr 12, 2021
Handrew Andrew and Crossing the Delaware
Apr 05, 2021
Walmart Camping with Roy and Cashing in Toenails
Mar 29, 2021
Roy Gregory and Running the 100 Yard Ash
Mar 22, 2021
Chad Daniels and the Quest for Endless Breakfast
Mar 15, 2021
"Betes" by Grimace and A Visit by Spinner
Mar 08, 2021
It's me!!! I'm a man!
Mar 01, 2021
Pet Peeves and Jingling Keys
Feb 22, 2021
Ted Ellipsis
Feb 15, 2021
Captain Quitter and the Cacti Chameleons
Feb 08, 2021
Pirates of the North Atlantic: We're Gonna Need Those Uniforms (PG13)
Feb 01, 2021
Jurassic Chicken Park
Jan 25, 2021
A Bluetooth Rooster Cage and a Blind Vacuum
Jan 18, 2021
How to Come Into Money
Jan 11, 2021
New Year, New GOAT (JK)
Jan 04, 2021
Broom...Goat...Log
Dec 28, 2020
Python Scented Towels
Dec 21, 2020
The Knowledge of Wang
Dec 14, 2020
wayne may find your pets
Dec 07, 2020
Knicker Flickers and a Moose Licker
Nov 30, 2020
Ma, there's no more deviled eggs on the roof!!
Nov 23, 2020
Rocks That Eat Watermelon and a Necessary Timestamp
Nov 16, 2020
Elaborate Pranking, Impressive Propping, and a Canadian Tuxedo
Nov 09, 2020
A Cynical Tunnel and Pumpkin Spice
Nov 02, 2020
Discontinued Tacos, Cow Cuddling, and Deadly Licorice
Oct 26, 2020
A Killer, a Step Ladder, & a Side of Ribs
Oct 19, 2020
Tattunes, Birth Control, and a Concentration Camp?
Oct 12, 2020
Grandma Hand is No Bueno
Oct 05, 2020
Poop Sacks and Ride Sharing
Sep 28, 2020
A Rented Volvo for Chicken Trafficking
Sep 21, 2020
Where we're going, we don't need roads... ...FALSE!
Sep 14, 2020
DIY, a Steve Swap, and Edible Blankets
Sep 07, 2020
Bob King, an Overweight 5k, and the Pancake Heat Index
Aug 31, 2020
Nut Purchasing & UP TO 9 Hours of Entertainment!
Aug 24, 2020
The Stalker and a Juice Box
Aug 17, 2020
An Italian Man, Pet Crevices, and a Lucid Dream
Aug 10, 2020
An Entrepreneurial Mastermind At Work
Aug 03, 2020
Night With Friend(s)
Jul 27, 2020
Google Search "Big Mac." ...NOPE...
Jul 20, 2020
Have Fun Being Offended
Jul 13, 2020
Left Turn
Jul 06, 2020
Live!
Jun 29, 2020
They're Not Smart, but Still Barely Entertaining!
Jun 22, 2020
Lesson Learned
Jun 08, 2020
Points Matter
May 26, 2020
The List
May 11, 2020
I'm Just Saying - Part Too
May 03, 2020
I'm Just Saying
Apr 25, 2020