The Cavalry

By Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner

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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

Episode Date
"Big News Around Here.. Got An Oil Change"
May 11, 2026
"Yarrrr Matey"
May 03, 2026
"No Consent! No Consent!"
Apr 27, 2026
"That's Not 311"
Apr 19, 2026
"My Daughter Could Be Pissing In That Bush"
Apr 13, 2026
"Here's Your Silverware Back"
Apr 05, 2026
"Whatever I Ate Gets A Bad Wrap"
Mar 30, 2026
"Just Stick A Penny In There"
Mar 22, 2026
"I Didn't Know You Were Leashed"
Mar 16, 2026
"The Back Bottom Part"
Mar 08, 2026
"OK I'm Ready To Go Where Are My Beers I'm Taking?"
Mar 01, 2026
"Doggie's At Target"
Feb 22, 2026
"They Just Kept Popping Up!"
Feb 16, 2026
"You're Dying At The Same Part Every Time"
Feb 09, 2026
Episode 300!
Feb 02, 2026
"Little Protein Packs"
Jan 25, 2026
"T#$s and Video Game Controllers"
Jan 19, 2026
"Driver Might Be Tired"
Jan 11, 2026
"You're Comparing Us To Bernie Sanders?!?"
Jan 05, 2026
"I Had Diah-Burger King"
Dec 29, 2025
"I'm Fine... It's Just Jack And Coke"
Dec 22, 2025
"They Probably Did Their Homework"
Dec 15, 2025
"Five Seconds Of ACDC"
Dec 08, 2025
The Cavalry Live from West Bend!
Dec 01, 2025
"The Icelandic Penis Museum"
Nov 24, 2025
"How Much Do You Weigh?"
Nov 16, 2025
"He Coulda Comped Your Curds"
Nov 09, 2025
"Trust Me, It's Not The Costco Hotdog"
Nov 02, 2025
"You've Never Heard Of Grandparents Day?!?!"
Oct 26, 2025
"Anyway... That Just Put Me In A Bad Mood"
Oct 19, 2025
"Mustacheland"
Oct 12, 2025
"Zoom Out"
Oct 05, 2025
"Oh Man That's Gross... I Better Film This"
Sep 29, 2025
"I'm Wearing Eight Shirts Right Now!"
Sep 22, 2025
"Knock Knock... Who's There? Fart!"
Sep 15, 2025
"Jesus Does Not Get Psychics"
Sep 08, 2025
"Sheet Cake Futures"
Sep 02, 2025
"Beehns Knows Best"
Aug 25, 2025
"You Don't Wanna Go Get Laid... Yuck!"
Aug 18, 2025
"I Didn't Look It Up, But I Do Know That I Was Curious"
Aug 10, 2025
"The Thirteen Mile Thirsty Throats"
Aug 04, 2025
"That's A Bad Break For Butthole Surfers"
Jul 27, 2025
"Closed Captioning For Smells"
Jul 21, 2025
"Change Your Own Brakes"
Jul 14, 2025
"Comedian DESTROYS His Pants"
Jul 06, 2025
"David Ryan Adams"
Jun 30, 2025
"I Couldn't Come Up With Stupid"
Jun 23, 2025
"You're Sinking Again"
Jun 16, 2025
"That Wasn't Funny Or Impressive"
Jun 08, 2025
"A Patty For Myself"
Jun 01, 2025
"You Have To Renounce Your God"
May 26, 2025
"The Beehner Pipes"
May 20, 2025
"A Little Stick Drift"
May 11, 2025
"Well I Could Be A Body"
May 04, 2025
"What Is Any Of This? How Dare You?"
Apr 28, 2025
"Dad! We're Getting Culver's?!"
Apr 21, 2025
"The Basketball Tournament For College"
Apr 14, 2025
"Kill Johnny"
Apr 07, 2025
"He Uses His Frozen Breath To Freeze A Lake"
Mar 31, 2025
"It's Also Tough During The Good Times"
Mar 24, 2025
"But They Don't Tell You Why"
Mar 17, 2025
"Rivereierara Marayarya"
Mar 10, 2025
"You Don't Feel A Hole"
Mar 03, 2025
"One Second Of Joy"
Feb 23, 2025
Brandt Tobler - "I'd Eat Better In Prison"
Feb 16, 2025
"How Long Until There's Bad Firefighters?"
Feb 09, 2025
"I Don't Think A Void Sounds That Bad"
Feb 03, 2025
"My Favorite Part of The Mandalorian is his Jetpack"
Jan 26, 2025
"Babies and Scientists"
Jan 19, 2025
"The Rooftop Solar Installer Comedian"
Jan 12, 2025
"Unless They're For Sandwiches"
Jan 05, 2025
"I've Never Heard Of Anyone Wiping Like That"
Dec 31, 2024
"So One Night..."
Dec 23, 2024
"A Cloud Of Smoke In The Shape Of My Body"
Dec 15, 2024
Awkward.. Depressed… Bitter… A Lot Of Complaining
Dec 10, 2024
"An Origin Story"
Dec 01, 2024
"Bleep Blorp Bleep Blorp"
Nov 24, 2024
"That's My Second Favorite Team"
Nov 17, 2024
"Each Candidate Gets A Squarespace Page"
Nov 11, 2024
"It's Been Over, Pal"
Nov 04, 2024
"Nobody's Airplane Made It To The Stage"
Oct 27, 2024
"Just A Beef and Cheddar Croissant and the Cheesy Fries"
Oct 20, 2024
"Passenger In C 26 D Is Unhappy"
Oct 13, 2024
"Let's Not Plan Anything Interesting"
Oct 07, 2024
"Lollapo-losers"
Sep 30, 2024
"Is He Just Saying A Book?"
Sep 23, 2024
"There Are People Watching You Perform To Nobody"
Sep 16, 2024
"Ooooh He's Pouring It Down His Pants"
Sep 09, 2024
"Good Idea Dad... NOT"
Sep 01, 2024
"Strawberry Cream Dr. Pepper Diet Coke"
Aug 25, 2024
"I Didn't Say I Want To Smell It"
Aug 19, 2024
"I'm A Pretty Fast Learner"
Aug 12, 2024
"Don't Forget Your "I Am Cool" Shirt!"
Aug 05, 2024
"This Is A Hammer"
Jul 28, 2024
"There Should Be Three Settings"
Jul 21, 2024
"I'm The I'll Bring Soda And Plates Guy"
Jul 15, 2024
"People Assume We're Listening To Ourselves"
Jul 08, 2024
"I Know Too Many Magicians"
Jul 01, 2024
"One Apple Going In The Cart!"
Jun 24, 2024
"Yes, It Is A Blender"
Jun 17, 2024
"Well, Microplastics... That's The New Thing"
Jun 09, 2024
"She Would Fly And Meet Us There"
Jun 03, 2024
"I Got It At This Place Called Pizza Pizza"
May 26, 2024
"I Wasn't Coming With A Soccer Ball"
May 19, 2024
"Hey Coach, Feel Free To Get On His Ass"
May 12, 2024
"Something To Think About"
May 06, 2024
"Kurt Cobain Reverse Mortgage Commercials"
Apr 28, 2024
"Ice Cream of the Future"
Apr 21, 2024
"They Medically Roofie You"
Apr 15, 2024
"Just Two Double Cheeseburgers"
Apr 07, 2024
"Is There Anything Else I Can Help You With?"
Mar 31, 2024
"A Buffalo Ranch Kit"
Mar 24, 2024
"Kazowie!"
Mar 17, 2024
"Last Laughs"
Mar 10, 2024
"We Eat Cake After Every Episode"
Mar 03, 2024
"Why Don't Scientists Believe in Farts?"
Feb 25, 2024
"Temu! Temu!"
Feb 19, 2024
"When Did Mickey Mouse Really Make You Laugh?"
Feb 12, 2024
"A Four-Hour Bath"
Feb 05, 2024
"It's Heavy For One Arm"
Jan 29, 2024
"Teacher Bob"
Jan 22, 2024
"I Have My Own Bowling Ball"
Jan 15, 2024
"Musical Chairs"
Jan 07, 2024
"So You Get 9 Hours Of Sleep?"
Jan 01, 2024
"They Scored A Bunch And We Never Scored Again"
Dec 25, 2023
"Sprinkles Is Still Next To The Ring Camera"
Dec 18, 2023
"Twenty Five Percent Of The Couch"
Dec 11, 2023
"Anything Helps... I Do Not Like Onions Though"
Dec 04, 2023
"Wine Goes In Pink Cups"
Nov 27, 2023
"I Looked At The Instructions And They're Some Sort Of Rice"
Nov 20, 2023
"They're Doing 20 Percent Off At Kohl's"
Nov 14, 2023
"I Wish He'd Just Do My Time"
Nov 06, 2023
"Chiropractor Somebody Back To Life"
Oct 29, 2023
"Nobody Cares What Titanium Is"
Oct 22, 2023
"I Don't Know What A Tamale Is"
Oct 15, 2023
Matt Knudsen - "Down To The Johnny Beehner's"
Oct 08, 2023
"Doctor, My Daughter's Not A Nerd"
Oct 02, 2023
"Keep Your Shoes On, All The Time, No Matter What"
Sep 25, 2023
"They Just Suck. Suck Suck Suck Suck Suck"
Sep 18, 2023
"And Now IM A Bad Parent... Because Of Max!"
Sep 10, 2023
"The Beehner Criterion Collection"
Sep 02, 2023
"Pickup/Drop-off"
Aug 27, 2023
"Soft Launch"
Aug 20, 2023
"Mendovi Farms Festival Thingy"
Aug 14, 2023
"And We're Liv... We're Back!"
Aug 06, 2023
"We Have A MORE Schwab"
Jul 30, 2023
Scott Beehner - "Advice From White Guys"
Jul 23, 2023
"A Couple Of Wild Horses Comin' At Ya"
Jul 17, 2023
"Guess What The New Batman's Gonna Have..." "Batman?"
Jul 10, 2023
"This Was Not A Hit"
Jul 02, 2023
"I Think We Did It"
Jun 25, 2023
"Three Bedroom Pothole in Carlton"
Jun 18, 2023
"You Smell Like The Neighbor Now"
Jun 11, 2023
"I Don't Know If You Saw My Instagram Story, But Someone Farted On The Plane"
Jun 05, 2023
"I've Heard Of Ranch"
May 29, 2023
"Did Some RBI's"
May 21, 2023
"The F Material"
May 14, 2023
Three Year Anniversary Part 2 with Jason Russell
May 07, 2023
Christina Walkinshaw - "Three Year Anniversary!"
Apr 30, 2023
"Why Can't We Have The Yummy Stuff"
Apr 23, 2023
"How Come You Guys Don't Sell These Year Round?"
Apr 16, 2023
"Pranked Yaaaaaaaaaa"
Apr 09, 2023
"I Wear 36-36 Pants"
Apr 02, 2023
"Spiderman Dies"
Mar 27, 2023
"Norwegian Nibblers"
Mar 19, 2023
"No Midnight Snacks?!?"
Mar 13, 2023
"Have You Seen Die Hard 4?"
Mar 06, 2023
"Peek-a-boo!"
Feb 26, 2023
"Can I Get Two Curder Burgers?"
Feb 19, 2023
"If A Horse's Dick Is Electrified.. I'm Out"
Feb 13, 2023
"Which Came First Laser Disks or VHS?"
Feb 06, 2023
"From A Logic Standpoint..."
Jan 30, 2023
“Yoink”
Jan 17, 2023
"Hey, Some Of This Isn't Bad"
Jan 15, 2023
"In What Context Have You Worn Suspenders?"
Jan 09, 2023
"Freezing Isn't That Like An Opinion Question?"
Jan 02, 2023
"Say You're Sorry!"
Dec 25, 2022
"I'm Not A Big Machines Guy"
Dec 19, 2022
"You Gotta Try Zappy's"
Dec 12, 2022
"Would You Like This Dirty Rag?"
Dec 05, 2022
"Mysteriously Cheaper"
Nov 28, 2022
"That's Not Good For McDonalds"
Nov 20, 2022
"Who Eats Cake On Christmas?"
Nov 13, 2022
"That's A Spicy Impossible Ball"
Nov 06, 2022
"Isn't Room Service Just Food Though?"
Oct 31, 2022
"Quick Thing On Rainbows"
Oct 24, 2022
"Ink By Mail Subscription"
Oct 17, 2022
Lawrence Thomas "America's Love Of The Chicken Breast Is Odd To Me"
Oct 09, 2022
"The Entire Human History Of Pornography"
Oct 02, 2022
"Compunction"
Sep 25, 2022
Alvin Williams - "Air Contract Breach"
Sep 18, 2022
"Is This Soup?"
Sep 12, 2022
"This Is Men's Clothing"
Sep 05, 2022
"What Did The Cavemen Drink?"
Aug 28, 2022
"So How Do You Buy Bitcoin?"
Aug 22, 2022
Josh Sneed - "She's Always Pranking Me Like This"
Aug 15, 2022
"Deal With The Big Tall Dumb Idiot"
Aug 07, 2022
"Hey.... Butter!"
Jul 31, 2022
"What Is The Point Of Gum?"
Jul 24, 2022
"Nip It In The Butt"
Jul 17, 2022
"A Robust Listenership"
Jul 10, 2022
"This Couldn't Be Less Funny"
Jul 04, 2022
"Customer Service Johnny"
Jun 26, 2022
"Quick Robin, Put Your Mouth On My Bat-Pole"
Jun 20, 2022
"It's For My Career"
Jun 13, 2022
"The Hat Budget"
Jun 05, 2022
"You're Holding Your Fork Like A Giant Again"
May 29, 2022
Amy Miller - "Feigning Excitement"
May 22, 2022
"Cowboy Johnny And His Hippie Wife"
May 16, 2022
"No Garbage Guests"
May 08, 2022
"It Was So Good.. And I Didn't Puke"
May 02, 2022
Jono Zalay - "Could Not Have Been Wronger"
Apr 25, 2022
"Subjectively... or Objectively??"
Apr 17, 2022
Joe Zimmerman - "Shouldn't You Be Better At That Instrument By Now?"
Apr 10, 2022
"No It's Accurate, But It's High"
Apr 03, 2022
"Well You'd Put A Bag Over Your Hand"
Mar 27, 2022
Monica Nevi - "Warm Bud Light And Some Clams"
Mar 20, 2022
"You're Colorblind?"
Mar 14, 2022
"That's Code For Uggo"
Mar 07, 2022
"And We Will See You... The Cavalry!!!"
Feb 27, 2022
"You Don't Wanna Hear About How I Got A New Microwave?"
Feb 21, 2022
"Watch 'Till The End"
Feb 13, 2022
Kevin Bozeman - "Goat Cheese Sandwich"
Feb 07, 2022
Dave Williamson "Russian Mistress"
Jan 31, 2022
"What If You Have To Print Something?"
Jan 23, 2022
"Asparagus Guacamole Soup, Sounds Good!"
Jan 16, 2022
Matt Knudsen "You Don't Need To Wear Your Big Pants"
Jan 10, 2022
"Anyways, I Got Her A Big Pan"
Jan 03, 2022
"Only Domestic Pancakes For You"
Dec 27, 2021
Susan Rice - "Hints From An Old Broad"
Dec 19, 2021
"Our Podcast Is Good"
Dec 12, 2021
Christina Walkinshaw "Wikishoes"
Dec 06, 2021
"Maize"
Nov 29, 2021
"You Have To Swallow It To Enjoy It"
Nov 21, 2021
"I Haven't Always Been A Big Basketball Fan"
Nov 14, 2021
Greg Hahn "I Must Be Hummingbird Jones"
Nov 07, 2021
"Your Pun-Filled Instructions Promised"
Oct 31, 2021
Josh Gondelman - "My Not Quite Big Enough Goalie"
Oct 25, 2021
"That's Gonna Lift Me Up"
Oct 18, 2021
"The Guru Becomes The Student"
Oct 10, 2021
"I'll Be A Bald A#$hole"
Oct 03, 2021
"The Sweet Boys"
Sep 26, 2021
"Everyone Thinks It Looks Like Ed Grimley"
Sep 19, 2021
"Movies Are For The Weekend, TV Shows Are For During The Week"
Sep 13, 2021
"You Got A Tummy Ache Already?"
Sep 05, 2021
Patreon Teaser - "The Quiz!"
Aug 31, 2021
Sean Green - "I'm Pretty Good At Taking A Honk"
Aug 29, 2021
"We Did Nothing On Ten, Why Would We Do Something On Eleven?"
Aug 22, 2021
Karen Sleighter - "Funeral Funnies"
Aug 16, 2021
Steve Rogers - "I Rationed That Jerky"
Aug 08, 2021
Maria Shehata and Liz Miele "Aww Who Didn't Like The Hummus"
Aug 02, 2021
"All This Keychain Talk"
Jul 25, 2021
Amber Preston and Mary Mack "Pie People Need To Chill Out"
Jul 18, 2021
"Even THEY Look Good In That Shirt"
Jul 11, 2021
Patreon Teaser!
Jul 08, 2021
"Even Walmart Shops At Amazon"
Jul 04, 2021
Mike Cummings - "What Time Do The Kids Come Out?"
Jun 27, 2021
Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw "Cav'n Off"
Jun 21, 2021
Ahmed Bharoocha - "I Know How You Feel, I've Moved"
Jun 13, 2021
"Two Different Caliber Teams"
Jun 06, 2021
Ryan Niemiller - "I Didn't Realize You Were Playing On Hard"
May 30, 2021
Kristin Key - "You Know Who Crochets? Vanna White"
May 24, 2021
"Who Is Bill Strawberry?!"
May 16, 2021
"My Balls Aren't Plugged In to Anything"
May 09, 2021
Marianne Sierk "Mom Always Said I Was Too Slow"
May 02, 2021
Dave Yates "I Sold 2 Cases Of Hot Sauce At My Dad's Memorial"
Apr 25, 2021
Scott Beehner - "I Think We're Frightening Andrew"
Apr 18, 2021
"Just A Bunch Of Johnny Beehners"
Apr 11, 2021
Bo Johnson - "Do You Want His Hands In Your Mouth?"
Apr 04, 2021
Irene Tu - "Modern Backpacks Have Too Many Pockets"
Mar 28, 2021
Tom and Steph Clark - "When The Cat's Away The Mouse Will Play"
Mar 21, 2021
Jason Russell - "I Think I Should Stop Sending My Balls To Johnny"
Mar 14, 2021
Tommy Ryman - "Alexa, Play Hardcore Pornography At A High Volume"
Mar 07, 2021
Greg Warren - "Just Put Em With The Bronzies"
Feb 28, 2021
"Shout Out To Amber"
Feb 22, 2021
Jill Kimmel - "My Heart Sucks Ass"
Feb 15, 2021
"I'm Not Here For The Sports, I'm Here For The Clips"
Feb 07, 2021
Brandt Tobler - "Two Months Free Of My Girlfriend's OnlyFans"
Feb 01, 2021
Christina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy "The Jillvary!"
Jan 24, 2021
"Door-To-Door No Soliciting Sign Salesman"
Jan 18, 2021
Tyler Boeh - "Is Sweet Still Dope?"
Jan 11, 2021
Erin Beehner and Heidi Hayward - "There's Nowhere You Can Take A Hoveround That You Couldn't Take A Wheelchair"
Jan 03, 2021
"The Moment Has Passed"
Dec 28, 2020
"I'm Gonna Sleep With A Full Boner Tonight"
Dec 21, 2020
"She's Beautiful, I Love Her, But She's Very Boring"
Dec 14, 2020
Kortney Shane Williams - "We're Not On The Traveling Violin Team"
Dec 07, 2020
"We're Not In Europe, We're In Here"
Nov 30, 2020
"Warm Mr. Pibb"
Nov 23, 2020
Pat McGann - "The Trampoline Capital Of The World... Omaha, Nebraska"
Nov 16, 2020
Heidi Hayward and Erin Beehner - "You're Gonna Be Just As Sad Either Way"
Nov 09, 2020
"The Body Knows When It's Time To Close"
Nov 02, 2020
"Come Shoot Free Throws With Mike Hawk"
Oct 25, 2020
Heidi Hayward - "All The Books Say There's No Penis Long Enough"
Oct 18, 2020
"Governor Polio Says Condoms Are A Hoax"
Oct 11, 2020
"How Many Countries Are There?"
Oct 05, 2020
"Dandruff Is A Fickle Mistress"
Sep 28, 2020
"Without You I'm A Dinghy On The Ocean"
Sep 20, 2020
"Have You Been Eating A Lot Of Canned Food?"
Sep 13, 2020
"LoJack The Skippy"
Sep 06, 2020
"It IS A Hoax"
Aug 30, 2020
"The Tupac Shakur of Comedy"
Aug 24, 2020
"Is There A Pharmacist On This Plane?"
Aug 17, 2020
"Egg Shaped Holes"
Aug 09, 2020
"I'll Throw You Out The Window And Run You Over With My Car"
Aug 03, 2020
"Isn't A DIva Cup So A Girl Can Stand And Pee?"
Jul 27, 2020
"Be An Erin Not A Karen"
Jul 20, 2020
"Play Keith Sweat"
Jul 13, 2020
"These Boys Swim Trunks Don't Quite Fit"
Jul 06, 2020
"I Kinda Wish I Could Be 600 Pounds"
Jun 29, 2020
"Captain North America"
Jun 22, 2020
"DVD Bonus Features"
Jun 15, 2020
"69ing Yakov Smirnoff"
Jun 08, 2020
"She Has My Upper Lip!"
May 31, 2020
"Gravity Puts It All In My Mouth"
May 24, 2020
"Ask Me About My S*&#hole"
May 17, 2020
"Science has proven... it's not good"
May 05, 2020