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By Chase Bernstein
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Episodes: 159
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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion.
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Cauliflower Tacos Etc.
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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A Scalp Treatment Beach Pivot
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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The End of Pennies Etc.
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Jan 23, 2026 |
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A Mispackaged Mist Etc.
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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Hawaii etc.
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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The End
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May 28, 2024 |
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Live From The Verizon Store
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May 15, 2024 |
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TSA Pre Check Etc.
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May 07, 2024 |
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A Stint At Best Buy
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Brick And Mortar
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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The Tier Of French
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Live From Big Bear
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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An Injured Woodpecker
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Returning A Shell To The Sea (Not A Metaphor)
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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A Scalp Treatment In San Gabriel
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Bursting With Books
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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A Very Croissant Christmas
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Sourcreamless Latke Bite
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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An Ode To Zelle
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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A Pre Thanksgiving Offer
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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48 Days and 48 Nights
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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A Pack of Dolphins Etc.
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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COMPOSED - Trailer
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Classic Nightmare
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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A London Fog Update
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Live From My Dad's Gazebo
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Disneyland: The Hero's Journey
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Sugartooth Etc.
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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100 Days Etc.
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Happy Memorial Day
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Harvard School Of Law
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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The Storm The Storm The Storm
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Post Taylor Swift/ Bulgarian Yogurt Update Etc.
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Pre Taylor Swift Burger Rant
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Thousands of Caterpillars Etc.
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Free Slurpee Day At 7-11 Etc.
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Beach Boys Concert Recap Etc.
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Live Download Of The Hollywood Bowl App + More
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Shattered Glass Etc.
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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Byecycle
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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My Mom And Her Friend Kim's Yard Sale Etc.
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Stormy Seas
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Happy Birthday Jerry
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May 30, 2023 |
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Saxophone Cold Open
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May 23, 2023 |
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Would You Like A Mai Tai
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May 16, 2023 |
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Strike Three At Sprouts
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May 09, 2023 |
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My Hat From London
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May 02, 2023 |
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Salmon Stripe Etc.
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Post Easter Rage
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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A Dense Pack of Cyclists
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Third Book Of March Etc.
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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My New Oven Etc.
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Brent Weinbach Etc.
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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My Brows Are Back
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Rainy Days/ Nordstrom Nights
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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The Maze Wasn't Meant For You
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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A Lentil Dish Gone Awry
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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NCIS Hawaii Etc.
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Crock Pot To Go Etc.
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Lunch Break In Malibu Etc.
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport Etc.
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Slurpee Situation Etc.
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Staples Has Entered The Chat
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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What's Happening Now
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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My Vine
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Rite Aid Doesn't Sell Bananas
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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Marshall's Member Etc.
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Calligraphy Etc.
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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La Jolla Diaries
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Live Chia Seed Pudding Tasting Etc.
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Citibank Renovations And More
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Mini Pumpkin Trough Etc.
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Loose German Shepard Etc.
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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Baggage Claim Etc.
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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California Pizza Kitchen Etc.
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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Soy Sauce Etc.
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Live Watermelon Slicing Etc.
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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Sand Bar Etc.
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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Mobile Check Deposit Etc.
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Episode 80
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Wordle w/ Ahamed Weinberg
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Dear Being In A Dressing Room When Your Heart's Not In It
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Dear Having To Hold Stuff While You Walk
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May 31, 2022 |
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Dear People Who Park At A Meter Even Though There's Free Street Parking Not 3 Feet Away
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May 24, 2022 |
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Live From The W Hotel For Netflix Is A Joke: The Festival
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May 03, 2022 |
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Live From My Mom's House Interlude
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Dear The Tofu I Bought But Ultimately Never Made
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Dear Wordle
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Dear Driving At Night
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Dear People Who Turn Down An Offer To Have Their Seat Warmer On
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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Fruit w/ Billy Scafuri
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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Dear Foamy Hand Soap
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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A Walk Around The Reservoir w/ Lizzy Ann Cooperman
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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San Diego Interlude
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Dear Listerine Strips
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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Live Shoe Unboxing
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Dear Days That Start Out Rainy But Turn Sunny
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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Dear Dry Shampoo
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Dear Coats/Jackets
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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A Very McDonalds Christmas
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Dear Puzzles
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Dear Group Texts
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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A Post Thanksgiving Crescendo
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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A Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Dear Paperweights
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Dear Westworld Season 3
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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One Year Extravaganza
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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Dear Pistachios That Come Pre Shelled
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Ask If You Can Tear Them A Sheet Of Paper Out Of Your Notebook
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Dear Tape Measurers
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Hot Chocolate Etc.
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Dear Pens That You Think Are Dead But Aren't
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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Dear Rhode Island
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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Dear String Cheese
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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This is... Episode 44
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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Dear Low Power Mode
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Dear Chalkboards
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Dear The Egg In Cobb Salads
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Stand Up Immediately When The Plane Lands
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Dear Black Makeup Towels
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Jun 13, 2021 |
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Dear The Ship Piece In Monopoly
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May 24, 2021 |
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Dear Long Butane Lighters
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May 18, 2021 |
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Dear Red Velvet Cake
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May 11, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Order Onion Rings Over French Fries
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May 03, 2021 |
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Hebrew School Etc.
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Look Good In Hats
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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Summer School Etc.
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Dear Websites That Play Music When You Go To Them
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Tell You Not To Be Scared Of Bees
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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Lemon Update W/ Donny Divanian
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Write In All Caps
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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Goof City Reunion w/ Rob Gleeson and Tom Sibley
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Dear People Who Don't Crack Their Knuckles
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Dear Electricity
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Dear People Doing Too Much On Venmo
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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Melissa Anne Villaseñor
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Dear Baskin Robbins
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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Dear Expiration Dates That Are Too Hard To See
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Vibes of Months w/ Brandon Wardell
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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Christmas Cactus
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Thanksgiving Special w/ Joe Marrese
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Claim They Can't Sleep In
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Always Ask You For A Piece Of Gum
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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Cheese w/ Billy Scafuri
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Have More Items Than They’re Supposed To In An Express Lane At A Grocery Store
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Aunty Ann
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Dear People With Normal Names Who Spell Them Weird
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Come Prepared For A Beach Day
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Take Charge In An Elevator
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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Berkeley L. Goldschmidt
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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Dear Strangers Who Ask How's It Going Whilst Walking By W/ Donny Divanian
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Living In The Wind
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Vistaprint Etc.
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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Dear Cheeseboards
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Aug 25, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Love Tea
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Aug 18, 2020 |
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Dear People Who Stay Til The End Of The Credits In Movies
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Aug 11, 2020 |