Hey Friends
By Mark James
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A weekly/sporadic podcast with Mark James. A stage magician/comedian who’s trying to work out what’s next, gets annoyed by everything and doesn’t care about occasionally being a hypocrite.
Expect too much honesty, funny stories, weight gain/loss depending on the month and a lot of waffle.
Started on my 35th birthday and didn’t know how crazy life would get. These are my stories.
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29th October 2025: Paris, Curious Cakeshed, Nightmare Drives
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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3rd Sept 2025: So I’m 40, Spanish Donuts & Honesty
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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19th August 2025: Failed Cruise, Chicago, What’s Next?
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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2nd July 2025: Tasting Menu, Busy Schedule, Sarah!
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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18th June 2025: Cruise, Trigger Warnings, Fake Thumb
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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13th May 2025: Town Twinning, The GSpot Of Norfolk, No Music.
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May 13, 2025 |
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30th April 2025: Short Drop In
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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17th April 2025: Six Weeks, Cruising & Shaping Up
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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8th March 2025: Nashville Part Two, Hot Chocolate & Masterclass
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Mar 08, 2025 |
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27th February 2025: Nashville Part One
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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13th February 2025: New TV, Teabags, Close Up.
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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3rd Feb 2024: Existential Crisis, Collecting Myself… and Blu Rays.
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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15th Jan 2025: New Year, Same Me.
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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19th December 2024: Letting Go, Your Resolutions.
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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13th December 2024: America Final Part, Xmas Prep, Oh Deer!
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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4th December 2024: Wicked & USA Part Two
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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22nd November 2024: Chat GPT, Apologising, Xmas
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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14th November 2024: USA Part 1
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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23rd October 2024: McLetdown, Hospital, Buying Women’s Underwear.
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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15th October 2024: Roaming Rome, Hope Is The Thing With Feathers
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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9th October 2024: On Target, Italy Part One, Theft
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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2nd October 2024: Seasons, Ghosts Of Rats, Oh Captain!
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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24th September 2024: Coffee, Chicken Balti Pies, Egg Burns
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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20th September 2024: Bagels & Bukowski
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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10th September 2024: Great North Run, Amelie, Week Off
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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1st September 2025: Exploding Cans, Villa Park, Week Off!
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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25th August 2024: I’m 39, No Donuts, Just Honesty
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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12th June 2024: Holiday Haters, Haunted Houses, Happy Happy.
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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5th June 2024: Cruise Gig, Pulling My Finger Out, Pizzas
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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29th May 2024: Flying Home, Half Marathon, Aftermath!
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May 29, 2024 |
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22 May 2024: Tattoos, Tea and Trip To Rome! Cruising.
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May 22, 2024 |
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8 May 2025: Poopaphone, Losing Anxiety, Learning
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May 08, 2024 |
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1 May 2024: Deaf Runner, Cruise, Fake Leg
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May 01, 2024 |
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24-25 April 2024: Wonders, London, Back At It!
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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17th April 2024: Kelpies, CodPast, Doctor Balls.
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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3rd April 2024: I’m back, Euphamisms and Everything Else
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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6 March 2024: New Bits, Nashville 3, Shin Splint
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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29th Feb 2024: Egyptians Vs Chavs, Nashville Part 2, Cigars
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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23rd February 2024: Nashville: PART ONE
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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7th Feb 2024: New McMenu, ADH-Me, Finally Finished Singapore
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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31st January 2023: Better Late Than Never, Motivation, Working Hard
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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24th January 2024: Laughing Hurts, Conscription, New Project
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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16th January 2024: Beating The Pigeon, More Cruise, Fake Taxi
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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11th January 2024: More Cruise, More News, More To Lose
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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3rd January 2024: New Year, New Me, Singapore Part One!
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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27th December 2023: Fake Followers, Year In Review, Resolutions
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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20th December 2023: Bumper Xmas Episode!
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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13 December 2023: More USA, New PB, Car Trouble
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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6th December 2023: Part Two American Catch Up & Joshua
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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29th Nov 2023: The Great American Catch Up, Part One.
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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19th October 2023: Reflection, Renewal, Repeat!
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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14th October 2023: Magic, Good News and Carb Loading
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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4th October 2023: Stereotype Jobs and Running!
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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20th September 2023: No Spender September, Feeling Lost, Run Run Ruuun!
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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30th August 2023: I’m 38, Donuts and Honesty. 3 year anniversary!
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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2nd August 2023: Annoying Sarah, Achilles, Feet On The Ground
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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26th July 2023: Part 1.5 Catch-up. Mexican Coca Cola, Jokes and Stuff
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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13th July 2023: The Big Catch Up!
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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7th June 2023: Beyoncé’s Takeout, Dog’s Personality, Running
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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24th May 2023: Weight In The Queue, Back At It, they were both puns…
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May 24, 2023 |
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16th May 2023: Edinburgh, Working It Out, I’m Early!
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May 16, 2023 |
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10th May 2023: Swim Lane Politics, Coronation, Witch Doctors & Sausages
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May 10, 2023 |
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3rd May 2023: Birthday Suit, Sauna Vs Steam Room, Princess Sarah
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May 03, 2023 |
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26th April 2023: What’s In The Bag, Ice Cream Licking & Back Stage Magic!
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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18th April 2023: Biggest Ever Episode, Viva Espanol, McDonalds and Shows
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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5th April 2023: Wash Bag Drama, New Pains, Good Times Ahead!
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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29th March 2023: Mark 2.0, Isle Of Wight, Virtual Nothing
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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22nd March 2023: Running, Lemsip, YouTube
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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15th March 2023: Doctors Vs Nurses, Toothache, London
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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8th March 2023: Not Well, Chavs Fighting, Goodbye Friend
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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2nd March 2023: Pre-Butterfly, Smart Meter, Exciting Announcements and Prawn Mayo
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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15th February 2023: Midnight Poop, Sea Days, Family Characters
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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9th February 2023: Lost At Sea, More Watches, Magic Magic Magic
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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2nd Feb 2023: Say You Don’t Know, Conventions, America
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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11th January 2023: Toilet Paper Wedge, Sarah’s Hair, Bookstart
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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4th January 2023: New Year Resolutions, Xmas Day and Guitar Problems
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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30th December 2022: Urgent Jumper, Christmas At Sea, Last Moan Of 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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19th December 2022: A Podcast In 5 Parts, feat. Alexander Wells, Sarah James & Doc Brown!
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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12th December 2022: Classical Chavs, Knife Wielding Homeless, Win The Day
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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7th December 2023: Wednesday, Dog In Mouth, Birds & Bees
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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29th November 2022: Birthday Suit, Saving & Spending, Great News
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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21st November 2022: Underpronation, Football, Performing For Peers!
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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14th November 2022: Princess, Process, Protest
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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7th November 2022: Pube Envy, Citizenship Test, Returning To Better Habits
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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31st October 2022: Sarah Returns, Facing Critics, Stuff In A Suitcase
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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24th October 2022: Room 101, Failures, Music & Films
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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18th October 2022: Porn Parody, Britannia Hotel, Edinburgh Trip
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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10th October 2022: Halfway Ravioli, 3 Bags Sarah and Running
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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3rd October 2022: Genderless Bin People, Anne Summers and More
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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26th September 2022: Everything Since Last Time, Big News, Do Not Go Gentle
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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15th June 2022: Challenges, QBlab, Pizza Oven
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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8th June: Bagel, Beefeater, Beymouth
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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1 June 2022: Scary, Sushi, Sarah
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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25th May 2022: Back In The Saddle, Material Girl
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May 25, 2022 |
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18th May 2022: Blue Cheese Band, Plans, 15 Left
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May 18, 2022 |
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11th May 2022: Two Parts Bullshit. One Part Progress
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May 11, 2022 |
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4th May 2022: 16st 7, Mum’s Security, Bad Agent
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May 04, 2022 |
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27th April 2022: Ranking Chocolate Bars, Weight, Book
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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20th April 2022: Ola Mi Amigos, Los Siento Para Mi Espanol, Buenas Dias!
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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13th April 2022: Drums, Marriage and Making It Happen
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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6th April 2022: Transition and Transformation
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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30th March 2022: Falling Down Stairs, Caravans & Suits
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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23rd March 2022: Legiterally, Disney Sandwich, Back To Shows
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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16th March 2022: TikTok Viral, ASMR, Slagging Marvel
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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9th March 2022: Dog Note, Triple Annoyed, Crying
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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2nd March 2022: Dog Hiccups, In Car System, Everest
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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23rd Feb 2022: Three Parts, Sarah’s On, Boiled Egg
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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16th Feb 2022: New Car, New Me, Annoyed At Bingo!
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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9th Feb 2022: Sarah’s Back, Sound Is Good, Sugar Sugar
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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2nd Feb 2022: Everything Is Better Now, I’m Finally On The Path
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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26th Jan 2022: Driving, Front Bottoms, Panic Attack
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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19th Jan 2022: Rabbit Holes, Sleepy Randomness, Big Walk
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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12th Jan 2022: Collective Obsessions, Get In The Bed, Paying Debts
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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5th Jan 2022: Big London, C*nt Of The Week, Beigel Bagel
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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29th Dec 2021: End Of Year & Looking Ahead
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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22nd Dec 2021: We Have COVID, New Dog, Baldness
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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15 December 2021: Sorry I’m Late, London, Big Week!
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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8th Dec 2021: X-Men vs Avengers, Uber Eats & Tell People To Go F#ck Themsleves
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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1st Dec 2022: Star Wars, Peloton, Big News and Secrets
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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24th Nov 2021: Arguing With Strangers, Hardburger, Shouting Names In My Sleep
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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17th Nov 2021: IKEA Price, Cancel Confidence, Apple Watch
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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10th Nov 2021: Hosting, New Beds, Wedding Cake
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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3rd Nov 2021: Photographs, Inactive Joy, Car Key Problems.
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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27th Oct 2021: Chicken Flags, Nuclear Order and Groucho’s Eyebrows
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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20th Oct 2020: Squirrel Self Control, PCR Test, Gallows Humour
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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13 Oct 2021: Hecklers & Happy Endings…
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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6th Oct 2021: Envelopes Moan When I Lick Them
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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29th Sept 2021: Distractions, Dobby, Burgers In Bread
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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22nd Sept 2021: Ronald McDonald, Memories, Tailoring and Ferries!
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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15th Sept 2021: Three Electricians And A Bowling Ball
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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8th Sept 2021: Challenge Vs Chore & More
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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1st Sept 2021: Weekly But Not Weakly
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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I’m 36, what now? 25th August 2021
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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THREE SIX FIVE. FUCK!
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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Favourite Bit, World Buffet Of Ideas, Hot Tub
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Heal, Weird Gig, Collecting
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Aug 22, 2021 |
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Tomorrow.
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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Weekly Weigh, Lottery Guesser
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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No Beans, No Suit, Gender Chocolate
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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New Plan, Scone
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Speep
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Failure Is A Bruise Not A Tattoo, Rom-Com
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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Sleepy, Indian, Tottenham!
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Aug 15, 2021 |
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Variety Show To Forecourt
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Aug 15, 2021 |
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Confirmation, Reactions, Late Arrival
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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New Opportunity, Stability, 85%
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Printing The Diary, More Shows
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Don’t Speak Too Soon
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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I’m Back! Slowly Healing & Plans
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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The One Where I Can’t Talk
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Aug 08, 2021 |
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Vocal Problems, First Football Match
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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Birmingham, Stolen Cars, Messi
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Aug 06, 2021 |
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Golf, Chips, Villa
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Aug 05, 2021 |
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Moved In, Blister, Circus
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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New Shoes, Tired & Happy
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Cromer Walk, Windscreen Wiper
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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24 Days, Pens and Boob Sweat
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Aug 01, 2021 |
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23:59
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Jul 31, 2021 |
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Sandwich Walkoff, Joshua, Lunging
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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Up The Villa, Third Leg, Correction
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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Horse Gender Olympics, Jaffa Cake Bar, Debts
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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Overhearing Arguments, Tiki, Pertan
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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AirBnB, Football Focus
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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Pizza Drive, Joint Epsiode
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Jul 25, 2021 |
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Incorrect Delivery, Back To The Future, Mistakes
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Jul 24, 2021 |
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Airtag, New Kettle, Who’s Ian Rush?
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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Noisy Bike, Dave Visit, Window Cleaner
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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11th Hour
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Shawarma Barber, Packed Day & Silence
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Freedom Day
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Farming Misery, Clown Replacement
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Jul 18, 2021 |
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Steak Overrated, Nate, Whiskey
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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Author’s Message, 3 Takeaways, Helping Criticism
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Drive, Cooking Styles, Joanna
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Baller, Bowler, Bailer
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Language Learning, Summer, Unsend Poo Video
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Racists, Rain, Redemption
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Heartbreak
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Jul 11, 2021 |
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Expectations, Percentage Changes, Week Off
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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I Survived, More TV
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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TV Work
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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England vs Denmark, Early Show
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Beard Trouble, Forgetting Your Props
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Genital Nicknames, Distractions, Wimbledon
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Samuel Poops, Punch & Judy, Watch Glasses
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Jul 04, 2021 |
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It’s Coming Home, Bonus, Pizza Hut
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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Tents, Ties and Tantrums
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Ten Gig Week, Ryan Adams, Scotland
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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Two Coffees, Too Polished
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Double Gigs, England V Germany
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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Lakeland, Perfect Show, Zoom School
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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Pigsaw, Waffle
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Jun 27, 2021 |
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Eggs, No Flavour, LeBron Laden
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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GERD, Paint My Like A French Girl, Camp
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Shopping, Cricket, En Francais
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Wales, Shaving, Glasses
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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Arguing With The Chef, England, Per Il Conto
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Mismatch Day Out, Visiting Mum, Durham
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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300, Showbiz Poo, Things You Hated As A Kid
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Jun 20, 2021 |
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Catholic Cannibal, Hugged By Thor
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Harry Kane Is Useless, Preferences
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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The Cage, Cancellations, Bailed
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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Shower Multitask, Google Meets, Laughs
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Knackers, A Ghost Story, Mussels
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Virtual Show, More Football & 294
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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Bread and Football
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Jun 13, 2021 |
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Babbling Kafka
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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Church Puns, Script Writing Process
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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4 Person Hair Removal, Bingo Winner
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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Thanks Bart! Double episode… tomorrow.
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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More Inane Drivel, Doubling Down, Bingo
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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Food, Close Up Magic, Cricket
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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Lots To Say, Official Weight, Relaxed Confidence
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Jun 06, 2021 |
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Saturday. Oooops.
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Jun 06, 2021 |
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Migraine & Korean Food
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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Challenge Dynamic, Ny Oh, Parrots
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Sleep In The Rain, First Night Away, Hiding In The Shower
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Playing COD DON’T LISTEN THIS IS RUBBISH
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Gigged Out, Jesus Time
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May 31, 2021 |
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Mistaken Identity & Camping
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May 30, 2021 |
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Curious Mysteries has begun! OTD
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May 29, 2021 |
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Late Night, Gig Life & Joan Of Arc
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May 28, 2021 |
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Walks, Gigs & Facts!
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May 27, 2021 |
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BTK, Psychopaths, On This Day
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May 26, 2021 |
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Hair Dye, England Football Team
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May 25, 2021 |
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Hanlon’s Razor, The Warmest Room
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May 24, 2021 |
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First Gig, Vaccine, Eurovision
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May 23, 2021 |
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Back In Showbiz
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May 22, 2021 |
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The Friends, Live Show Prep!
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May 21, 2021 |
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Day Off Together and Chemex Brew Guide
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May 20, 2021 |
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Wednesday Wanchor
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May 20, 2021 |
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Banged Head, Wee Update, Almost Forgot!
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May 18, 2021 |
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Food Glorious Food
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May 17, 2021 |
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Acoustic Alarm Clock, Funny Bones
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May 16, 2021 |
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Football and Childhood Nostalgia
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May 15, 2021 |
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100 Days, Donuts And A Kickabout
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May 14, 2021 |
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Tesco Clubcard, Your Dad Is Dead, Greatest TV Moment
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May 13, 2021 |
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Coca Cola, Bondage, Tired
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May 12, 2021 |
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Rug Doctor, Green Fingers and Shout Outs!
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May 11, 2021 |
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Confessing My Secret
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May 10, 2021 |
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Rating Yourself As A Pokemon, Am I Better Than Cheese?
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May 09, 2021 |
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Saturday, Science, Italian Job
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May 08, 2021 |
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Naked Attraction, Penis Piercings, Delete Facebook
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May 07, 2021 |
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Gonuts, I Did A Show, Tight Clothes
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May 06, 2021 |
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Less Is More Illusion, Takeaway, Jobs
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May 05, 2021 |
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Music Editing For Magicians
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May 04, 2021 |
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Wet, Alternate Genital Names, Walks
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May 03, 2021 |
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Chocolate Squirty Cream, Physical Product, Inevitable Disappointment
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May 02, 2021 |
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Lonely Boy, Pointless Arguments
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May 01, 2021 |
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Things Are Looking Up, Congrats To Sarah!
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Apr 30, 2021 |
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Jury Duty, Smashing Jobs, Another 1lb Down
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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Don’t Worry I’m Here, GoPro Issues, Kopi Luwak
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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The Lost Tuesday Episode, Don’t Worry!
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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Tiredness Hangover, Wee Donkey, Vlogging
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Wild Garlic, Vlogs Back?
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Apr 25, 2021 |
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Ome, Brewer, Quick.
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Apr 24, 2021 |
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Giant Poo, Pommel & Pronunciation
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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New Maps, Tired, RSI
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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Giri Haji, Justin Townes Earl, COD
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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Funny Silly Things, Thumbs In Eye Sockets
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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Svarting, Colonics, Big Episode
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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Line Of Duty, Periods, Theory Of Relativity
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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Royal Funeral, Parcels, Don’t Look Back In Anger
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Apr 17, 2021 |
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Friday School Run, Streaming, Catchphrase
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Apr 16, 2021 |
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9 at 9, Squatty Potty, Morning!
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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Helping, Hoping, Talking To Joshua
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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Whoops, Cary Grant, Chicken Tonight.
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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How Well Does Mummy Know Joshua?
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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Ramen, Routine, Back At It. Murder Musical: Into The Unknown
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Apr 11, 2021 |
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Leg Pain, Mac Miller, Aeropress. Murder Musical: Pinball Wizard
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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American English, Arguments, Films. Murder Musical: Sweet Transvestite.
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Apr 09, 2021 |
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Pavlova Palaver, Pooem, Double Jeopardy. Murder Musical: Rewrite The Stars
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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Peanut Butter Jelly, Music Theory, Instagram. Murder Musical: Good Morning Baltimore.
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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Wake Up Defeated, Recommendations. Murder Musical: Bring Him Home
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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Locked Out Of Instagram, Robots Hate Me. Murder Musical: I Dreamed A Dream
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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Swollen Glands, Haircuts, Water Consumption. Murder Musical: On My Own
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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Actually Started, Double Walk, Wamble
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Apr 03, 2021 |
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Snobbery, Coffee, Linking Rings
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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Shave Everything, Short One, April!
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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Lost Debit Card, Too Much Sun, Mindfulness. WINNERS ANNOUNCED!
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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Very Happy, Jobs Done, Iced Coffee.
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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Coffee Experiment, Joshua’ Meals, Road Rage Incident. No poem, was driving.
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Deleting Distractions, Top 5 Comedians and... THE QUIZ!!!
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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Usual Rubbish, I Don’t Own A Bra, TikTok. Poem: Drunk Cat In The Hat
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Mar 27, 2021 |
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Tightening Suit, VERY Naughty Words, NSFW. Poem: Cinderella by Roald Dahl
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Distracted, playing cod, dont bother. Poem: No Man Is An Island
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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Horrible Video, Hoarders. Poem: The Pale Green Pants
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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Pillow Or Cushion, Deleting Facebook. Poem: Because I Could Not Stop For Death
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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Bad Food Day, Not Much Else. Poem: Unnamed, R Hennesey
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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A Shit Yourself Event, Magic Convention. Poem: America by Walt Whitman
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Mar 21, 2021 |
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Moving Rooms, Regan’s Beard, Therapy. Poem: Regan’s Beard, by Mark James
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Mar 20, 2021 |
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Two Days On It. Poem: A Boy Named Sue
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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Better Mood, Cookie Dough Confusion. Poem: Young Hearts, Atticus
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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Useless. Poem: The Dentist & The Crocodile
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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Big Day, Business Updates. Poem: The Road Not Taken
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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Wanting Cake, Super Mario Theme. Poem: I Love Cake
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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Mother’s Day, Fitness Tracker. Poem: I Had A Duck Billed Platypus
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Mar 14, 2021 |
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Positive Decisions, Saucy Karen. Poem: Sylvia Plath, Mad Girl’s Love Song
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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Recovering. Poem: The Owl & The Pussycat
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Mar 12, 2021 |
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Difficult Conversation
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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Mad Busy Day, Spiders Legs. Poem: A Dream Within A Dream
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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Murder Dream, Coffee No Sugar. Poem: Casey At The Bat.
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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Sooooo Tired, Hiccups and Playing Cards. Poem: What Do Women Want? Kim Addonizio
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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Life Of Pi, Cancel Everything. Poem: Green Eggs & Ham, Dr Seuss
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Mar 07, 2021 |
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Queen’s Gambit & Arguing With Strangers. Poem: Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
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Mar 06, 2021 |
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Writing New Material, Alan Bennett Plays. Poem: The Soldier, Rupert Brooke
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Mar 05, 2021 |
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More Of The Same. Poem: Television By Roald Dahl.
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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Chatterboxes. Poem: Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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Whoops, Dead People Seldom Write Poems, Lions & Alberts.
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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Podsitivity, Did Vegetarian Now No Chocolate!
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Mar 01, 2021 |
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24hr Criminals, Motiv8 March. Album: Ariana Grande, Thank U Next
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Feb 28, 2021 |
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Murder Mystery Shows, Garden Theatre. Album: Leon Bridges, Coming Home
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Feb 27, 2021 |
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Shout Outs, Clubhouse Show. Album: Billie Eilish, When We Fall Asleep
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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Existential Rubbish. Album: David Gray, White Ladder
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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Fuck The Cloud, Fortnite Song. Album: Sam Fender, Hypersonic Missiles
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Feb 24, 2021 |
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Editing It Out, Can’t Be Bothered Beyoncé’. Album: Jason Isbell, Live At The Ryman
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Sweaty Arse Line, Chips. Album: Sarah Bareilles, Amidst The Chaos
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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One Week Left, Joshua Haircut. Album: Dear Evan Hansen
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Feb 21, 2021 |
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Fillet Of Fish, Virtual Shows. Album: Maisie Peters
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Feb 20, 2021 |
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Gig Day. Album: Ryan Adam’s, 1989z
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Feb 19, 2021 |
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Real Gig, Februtary. Album: Noname, Telefone.
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Pineapple Pizza, Jackfruit. Album: Ray Charles, The Atlantic Years
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Explanation, Photography. Album: Kanye West, Graduation
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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Last minute!
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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St Valentine, Singing. Album: The Electrifying Aretha Franklin
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Feb 14, 2021 |
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Seafood Letdown, Side Dish. Album: Taylor Swift, Red
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Feb 13, 2021 |
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Tortilla Maths, Least Loved. Album: The Strokes, Is This It?
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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Curious Monkey Inc, Two Shows. Album: Justin Townes Earl, Midnight At The Movies
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Feb 11, 2021 |
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Appointment TV, Meh. Album: Beyoncé, Lemonade
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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BBC School, Back On It. Album: Elbow, Little Fictions
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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Wobble, Too Nice For Crime. Album: John Mayer, Live In LA
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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Faults, New Business. Album: Ryan Adams, Live At Carnegie Hall
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Feb 07, 2021 |
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Rain & Rest. Album: Dashboard Confessional, Screaming Infidelities
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Feb 06, 2021 |
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Feeling Nothing, 10lbs Down. Album: Damien Rice, O
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Day Date, Sneezes vs Coughs. Album: Paramore, After Laughter
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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Keeping On, Nashville. Album: James Bay, Chaos & The Calm
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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Deleting Negativity, First Day, Success
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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STATEMENT OF INTENT
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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Dessert Island Dicks, 200 Club, Februtarian
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Jan 31, 2021 |
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Star Wars Is Average, Family Guest Appearance, Changing Nappies
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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Fresh Orange, Sausage Joke, Mum’s ‘Praise’
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Jan 29, 2021 |
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Thanks Alfie, Post Show, Morrison’s Chicken
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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Naked In The Dark, Can’t Wipe My Arse, Alpacas
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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Slippy, Out Of Breath, Prank
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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Waking Up With Morgan Freeman, Survival Is Success, Invictus!
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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Bottles, Burgernomics, If
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Jan 24, 2021 |
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CodPast, Sell-Out, Plantar Fasciitis
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Jan 23, 2021 |
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A Technician Fingered My Coke, Backstreets Back, Shania
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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New Show, Balls Up, Short One!
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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1lb Weight Loss, The Tech Works, Late Night Snacks
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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3lb Loss, DEAN MAXAM, Knocking On & Playing Out
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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New Show, You Know Me So Well, Art Is Decay
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Theatre Hotel, Jealous Of A Woman In Her 80s, Ideas
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Jan 17, 2021 |
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Doing Hair, Johan, Friends From Magic
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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Woke-Up, Joshua Is The Best Family Member, Starting
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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Internal Noises, Diet Coke & Magnets, Pretending Jobs Game
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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Taken, Total Failure, Twenty Somethings
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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Skullduggery, Film Recommendations, Protect Your Meat
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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Tea & Work (with biscuits), Accomplishment, Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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Shower Drop, A Crazy Story About An Amazing Trick!
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Jan 10, 2021 |
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America, 10k Streams, Magic Circle Promotion
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Jan 09, 2021 |
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Joshua’s Butler, Swedish Barista, Check Your Poo
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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Showering, Thick Hats, 19.13
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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Nutella, Sarah’s In A Mood, Dad Would’ve Played His Trumpet!
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Jan 06, 2021 |
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Blameless Boris’, Late Lockdown, Lemon Chicken
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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Pants Pulled Down, Printing & DPD, 19.12
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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It Starts The Day Before, Pause For A Poo, 19.13 FFS.
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Jan 03, 2021 |
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Education, Why Is Drinking Water Hard? 19.11
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Jan 02, 2021 |
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Happy New Year, Jesus F*cking Christ Molly, 19.11
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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Goodbye 2020, Smoking Is Gross, 19.9
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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DI-WHY, MOANING AT NATHAN, 19.7
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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Doesn’t Know What Day It Is, Weightloss Relativity, 19.7
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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Pre Lecture Nerves, Alesha Sang, 19.9
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Bad Mood, Mannequins Arm Hole, 19.8
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Dec 27, 2020 |
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Weird Traditions, Monopoly Rules, 19.8
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Dec 26, 2020 |
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The Christmas Special, 19.3
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Dec 25, 2020 |
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Toe’d In The Hole, Bookstand, 19.4
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Dec 24, 2020 |
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6lb iPad Ban, MTV, 19’7
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Dec 23, 2020 |
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Back On The Wagon, Fetishes, 19.13
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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Back To Basics, Nominated, 19.13
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Dec 21, 2020 |
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Overton Window, Antidote, 19.11
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Dec 20, 2020 |
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Have You Shit The Bed, Underage Drinker, 19.6/5
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Dec 19, 2020 |
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Trust The Numbers, Shit Podcast, 19.8/7
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Dec 18, 2020 |
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En Francais, Gamer Thumb, 19.8
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Dec 17, 2020 |
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Crazy Busy, Piggly Wiggly, 19.9
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Dec 16, 2020 |
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Packed Days, Joshuas Birthday, 19.11
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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B&M, Pool Of Your Own Juices, 19.11
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Dec 14, 2020 |
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German Market, StreamDeck, 19.11
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Dec 13, 2020 |
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Faylor Swift, Finding Myself, 19.9
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Dec 12, 2020 |
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Weird Shit, Milkman, 19.13
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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Triple Show, Shouting German, 20.5
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Dec 10, 2020 |
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Late For School, Bread Blame, 20.7
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Dec 09, 2020 |
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Meetings, Colonics & Naps
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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Eat Don’t Speak, Mask Panic, Psychic School Friends
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Dec 07, 2020 |
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French Lessons, I Love Cock, 20.6
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Dec 06, 2020 |
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What Are My Balls For?, Football Station 20.8
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Dec 05, 2020 |
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Barbers, Religious Question, Germany
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Dec 04, 2020 |
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What’s Next?, Migraine, Apparently I’m Old
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Dec 03, 2020 |
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100th Episode Almost Stand Up Special
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Dec 02, 2020 |
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Greasy Euphoric State, Stools Not Tools, Positivity Returns!
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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Childhood Interests, Horrible Birthday, Two Large Sides
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Nov 30, 2020 |
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Busy Busy, Ripped Pants, DO IT DECEMBER!
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Processing Time, Smart Home, Planning Ahead
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Nov 28, 2020 |
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The C Word, Fluctuating Worry, Light Relief Starring Joshua
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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Fleetwood, Fish & Chips, Three Fridges
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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Bin Auditor, Sleep Screamer, Recaptcha
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Nov 26, 2020 |
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When Is It Art?, Navigating Hospital, I Break & Lose Things
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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Kids Are Annoying, Bread Roll Names, Confessing Ten Years Later
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Nov 23, 2020 |
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Black Friday, Deleting Facebook Friends, Musical Chairs
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Nov 22, 2020 |
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Are Audiobooks Cheating?, MSN Screen-names, Don’t Wake Mummy
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Nov 21, 2020 |
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Doctor Pepper Medicine, Mick Miller, Pretending For TV
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Retro Gaming, The Crown, The Price Of Love & Fixing A Dog
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Nov 19, 2020 |
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It’s Christmas, 100th Episode Prep, Pirate Videos
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Nov 18, 2020 |
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Too Many Trees, Battered Pizza, Inappropriate Jokes
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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Accepting Blame, Miss Argentina, Jesus The Scot NSFW
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Nov 16, 2020 |
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America, Facebook Law Degree, The Elephant
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Scooby Doo, Pub Names, Recurring Nightmare
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Nov 14, 2020 |
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New iPhone, Serial Killers, Forcing Myself To Do Things
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Nov 13, 2020 |
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In & Of Itself, Crying Happy Tears, In Love With Preston
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Nov 12, 2020 |
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New Shoes, Favourite Takeaway, Double Co Stars!
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Nov 11, 2020 |
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Dungeons & Dragons, Depressing Boat, Poetry Corner
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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School Run, Sausage Lessons, Co Starring FULL.
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Nov 09, 2020 |
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Podcaster, Magic Castle Zoom Show, Competition
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Nov 08, 2020 |
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Fuck Trump, Pizza, Late Show
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Nov 07, 2020 |
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Order Ordeal, Wedding Anniversary, Tellonym
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Nov 06, 2020 |
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Migration Assistant, Rishi’s New Percentage, Too Many Plugs
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Nov 05, 2020 |
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Lunging In The Park, Little Knob Toe, Triple Bang
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Nov 04, 2020 |
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Good Habits, Election Looms, Straight Jacket Northern Lights
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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Goals Again, A Woman In Black, Almost Famous
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Nov 02, 2020 |
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Looking Back, Looking Up, Looking Forward
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Nov 01, 2020 |
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Lockdown, Halloween, Jumpstart
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Oct 31, 2020 |
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Circus, Your Mother Cooks Socks In Hell, Premier Andy
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Oct 30, 2020 |
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Fused To The Fabric, Bobby Ball, Zoltar
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Oct 29, 2020 |
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You Look Like That Guy, Clown Register, Bible In My Room
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Oct 28, 2020 |
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THE LOST EPISODE: Friendly Fire, Changing Rooms, First Gigs In Blackpool
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Difficult Check In, Muddy Boots, Hiding Erection
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Oct 26, 2020 |
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No Googling On A Sunday, The Usual Shite, Corruption
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Oct 25, 2020 |
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Doctor Whom, Fuck Up A Sausage, Leaving Things In The Hotel
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Oct 24, 2020 |
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Paris, Frothy Daddy Long Legs, Goodbye Fly
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Oct 23, 2020 |
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Frog In Hot Water, Would You Rather, Explaining Dreams
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Oct 22, 2020 |
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Variety Skills vs Magic , Running Man vs The Fly, Apple vs Android
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Oct 21, 2020 |
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Afternoons Are For Losers, Elf Isolating, Bringing Back Wolves
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Oct 20, 2020 |
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Head Lice, Blackpool, Scam Auction
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Oct 19, 2020 |
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Wrong Glasses, Gaslighting The Nation, Law VS Religion.
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Oct 18, 2020 |
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Late Gig, Driving Test, Face ID
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Oct 17, 2020 |
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Reading Joshua’s Mind, MacBook Scam, Full Lob On
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Oct 16, 2020 |
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Working In A Magic Shop, Marrying A Ghost, Burned Out Car
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Oct 15, 2020 |
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Sign Language, Ikea, First Job
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Oct 14, 2020 |
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Poo Picture Friend Wanted, Speed Awareness Course, Sarah’s 40th
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Oct 13, 2020 |
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Back On The Wagon, Recognising Mental Health, Wrong Birthday Gifts
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Oct 12, 2020 |
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World Coming Out Day, Worry Doll’s, I Fancy A Hotdog
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Oct 11, 2020 |
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Scared To Say Alexa, Ringtones, Razor On A Pole
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Oct 10, 2020 |
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Fugu, Joshua Japanese Cult Leader, Maps Are Different.
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Oct 09, 2020 |
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Duck Sex, Email Scams, Tattoos
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Oct 08, 2020 |
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Tech Issue Resolved: Number One or Two, Dangerous Fun, Glasgow Smile
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Oct 07, 2020 |
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Head Shaved, Get A Job, Put The Xmas Tree Up
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Oct 06, 2020 |
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Properly Skint, Conspiracy Theories, Hacked PayPal
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Oct 05, 2020 |
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The Preston Preacher, Dogs Eating Their Owners, ASDA Brothers
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Oct 04, 2020 |
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Stitched Up Mickey, DVD Collection, Full Kit Wankers
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Oct 03, 2020 |
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Two Types Of Trump, Fire Alarms, Samuel Pepys Diary.
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Oct 02, 2020 |
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Dinner Ladies, Buried In The Garden, Your Questions.
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Oct 01, 2020 |
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Triple Broke, Arse Wiping Freak, Presidential Debate.
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Sep 30, 2020 |
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Ghosted, Play By Mail Gangster, Nostalgic Leopard.
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Sep 29, 2020 |
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Switching Screens, The Tetris Effect, Anal Is A Lot Of Effort.
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Sep 28, 2020 |
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I’m Now A Gamer, Don’t Put Me On Speakerphone, The Garden Of England.
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Sep 27, 2020 |
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Shoes Before Pants, Non Viable Jobs, My Dad.
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Sep 26, 2020 |
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The SAGA Saga Part Two
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Sep 25, 2020 |
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Hello Old Sport, Tea With Sugar, The SAGA Saga Part One.
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Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sorry I’m Late Dave, Asleep In The Bath, Politics Doesn’t Pay Enough.
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Sep 23, 2020 |
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Cons and Scams, Nashville to LA, Toilet Games.
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Sep 22, 2020 |
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A New Challenge, McDonalds, Splashback.
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Sep 21, 2020 |
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Throwing Eggs At The Wall, Sockaholic Rap, Losing My Virginity.
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Sep 20, 2020 |
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New Year Death, Alcoholic Baby, Buying Tom Hardy A Coffee.
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Sep 19, 2020 |
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Snowflakes, Never Grow Up, Fasting.
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Sep 18, 2020 |
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Treasure Trove Of Filth, Orange Is The New Black, Famous Dad.
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Sep 17, 2020 |
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I Can’t Relax, Walking A Marathon, Shit Receipt.
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Sep 16, 2020 |
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Orange Twirl, Bags On Both Shoulders, Alternatives To Pornography.
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Sep 15, 2020 |
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Halloween, Just Like Jesus, The Piñata Story.
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Sep 14, 2020 |
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Setting A Challenge, Gender Reveal, Great Gatsby & Cricket.
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Sep 13, 2020 |
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Annoying Heckler, What A Difference A Day Makes, The Famous Birthday Party.
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Sep 13, 2020 |
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It’s OK Not To Be Ok, Cancelled Gigs, Low On Fuel.
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Sep 13, 2020 |
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Duck Eggs, Diversions & Dickheads
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Sep 10, 2020 |
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The Longest Night, Broken Man, Huge Coincidences.
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Sep 09, 2020 |
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Too Pissed To Get Upstairs, Coca Cola vs Pepsi, Pretending To Be Dead.
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Sep 08, 2020 |
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Addiction, Blinded By The Light, Worst Place I Ever Did A Poo.
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Sep 07, 2020 |
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Saveloy Dips, Fucking Wasp, BGT.
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Sep 06, 2020 |
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UKs Best Service Station, Falling Asleep At The Wheel, Rules About Wishes.
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Sep 05, 2020 |
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Falling Off The Toilet, Nettle Sting Antidotes, Superpowers.
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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Hairless Shitmachine, Triple Cheeseburger, Colonic Results!
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Sep 03, 2020 |
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Slipper On The Stairs, First Day At School, Colonic Promises.
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Sep 02, 2020 |
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Zombies, Trying To Hang Up On Mum, Celebrity Arseholes.
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Sep 01, 2020 |
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Skateparks, French Bulldogs, Are You Sure You’re Not Gay?
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Aug 31, 2020 |
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Rubber Ducks, Hot Poo and Getting Your Knob Out Onstage.
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Aug 30, 2020 |
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Did I Finally Fast? Chadwick Boseman, Joshua Tells A Joke.
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Aug 29, 2020 |
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Pineapple On Pizza, This Time I Mean It, Outift To Slim Into.
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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Stolen Dreams, Buttered Toast, Land Of Hope & Tory.
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Aug 27, 2020 |
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FitFaps, Mug Cakes & Emojis
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Aug 26, 2020 |
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So I’m 35. Donuts and Honesty.
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Aug 25, 2020 |