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"I'll trade you Buddy the Elf for Lionel Messi" (Christmas special 2025)
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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"The winners are crying and the losers are dancing" (The Retake Volume II)
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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"Hal Robson-Kanu is the Welsh Pele" (The Retake Volume I)
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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"Festive as heck" (Christmas Pun XI Volume II)
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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"We are the Good Luck Chuck of podcasting" (The Guests Draft)
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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"Is that an Oasis song or a Rizzle Kicks song?" (The Reunion XI)
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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"Pep could pull off Crocs" (The Snake XI)
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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"Where is Andre 3000?" (The Bargain Bucket XI)
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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"Did anyone ever pay any money for Sol Campbell?" (The Free Transfer XI)
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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“Swiss Hoy” (The Olympic Special)
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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"Freddy Adu is my Roman Empire" (Takes Volume VI)
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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"Xavi on the wing of course" (Euro's Latest vs Greatest)
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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"Mystic Drew 2: Electric Boogaloo" (Euro 24 predicted teams of the Tournament)
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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"The Future is now kids" (The AI Generated XI)
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May 23, 2024 |
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"They call Joaquin the Spanish Vinnie Jones" (La Liga 2010/11 Draft)
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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"I don't know what XG means" (Takes volume V)
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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"Tim Wiese could powerbomb Fabian Barthez" (Bizarre Careers XI)
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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"Peter Drury in the Carpark with the pipe" (Takes volume 4)
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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"It's an average life" (2023 Christmas Special)
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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"Roy Keane would lock his Butler in the freezer"
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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"Ya Da sells Avon and plays at the Spaghettihad" (Takes Volume III)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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"Zordon knows all"
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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"The Werewolf's in the garden again" (Halloween Pun XI)
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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"I've had many, many Jason Stathams" (Takes Volume II)
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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"Kevin Lisbie is still on the board" (Prem 06/07 Draft)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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"Remember when John O'Shea nutmegged Luis Figo?" (Jack Levick)
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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"R9 is overrated"
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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"We just love a Uruguayan Maniac" (Finn Kulavuz)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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"Imagine being Joey Barton's PR Team"
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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"It's Mick McCarthy, not Merlin the Magician" (Richard Critchlow)
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May 30, 2023 |
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"Do you have a Scottish Grandmother by any chance?" (Craig McFarlane)
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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"He signed a Phil Jones mega deal" (David Dodgson)
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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"Salt Bae couldn't get near him" (Brad Poole)
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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"Wardrobes don't move" (Sam Marlow)
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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"I really like Maradona, Screw you" (Gareth Ford Elliot)
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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"It's about the pun, not the player"
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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"Now! That's what I call Group B"
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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"Sometimes the silence is funnier"
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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"The name's Bond, James Rodriguez"
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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"Who's better: Chopra or Ginola?"
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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"We're not boring Kevin, you are"
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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"Every mo can save a bro"
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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"Is Jeffrey Schlupp better than Roberto Carlos?"
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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"Pelé will claim them all" (James Dewsbury)
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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"Choupo-Moting's agent is the most talented man in football" (Eric Franck)
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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"I had a dance off with Peter Crouch" (Matt Bateman)
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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"If you think of a bald guy, you're wrong" (Sebastian North)
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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"Lebron James is the NBA equivalent of James Milner"
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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"The hair gods had frowned upon him"
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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"He played at Real Sock ya Dad"
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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"Ashley Young is the Wish version of Arjen Robben"
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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"Let's just kick Spain"
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May 31, 2022 |
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"He's going to Blackburn... Quickly, someone set off that volcano"
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May 25, 2022 |
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"If you don’t give me the number nine I am going to eat you”
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May 17, 2022 |
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"Antonio Conte doesn't have an Amazon Prime subscription”
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May 10, 2022 |
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999 times out of 1000, you don't get headbutted
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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Euro 2020 Latest vs Greatest: The forgotten pod...
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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"Football without Origi is nothing" (Archie Stevens)
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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"Dida is just the Brazilian Paddy Kenny" (James Beck)
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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"Amazing player, not as rich as David Beckham" (Julian Faustini)
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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"My Grandma told Kevin Keegan to shut up at the bingo" (Conner Thompson)
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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"He could open a tin of beans with his left foot"
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: Germany
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: Italy
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: Spain
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: France
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: England
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Latest vs Greatest: Portugal
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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"Nothing gets past Theo Zagorakis"
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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"Zlatan Ibrahimović, the Swedish Clint Dempsey" (Rob Woodward)
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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"He could eat an apple through a tennis racket" (Mark Quilter)
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May 25, 2021 |
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"All it took was 7 billion on right backs" (Liam Anderson)
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May 11, 2021 |
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"The afro lost its bounce"
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May 04, 2021 |
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"I don't care what Sheffield Wednesday fans say about Owls" (Guy Coleman)
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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"Calm down Jaap, it's for charity" (Kieran Wesley)
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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"Business in the front, business in the back, party in the middle" (Josiah Raphael)
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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"Brushing pie crumbs onto Aubameyang"
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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"Howard, someone's just tried to murder Xabi Alonso"
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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"Every team needs a couple of rubbish players" (Guy Clarke)
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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"This is not a footballer, it is a fantastic horse"
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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"Come on Wilfried Bony, Make them windows shiny" (Jarred Thomas Clark)
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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"Gazza brought an Ostrich to training" (Andy Holden)
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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"Kolo Toure could sell cars" (Joe Roberts)
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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"Santi Carzorla in a test tube full of smoke" (Martin Pearson)
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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"Edgar Davids and his laser vision" (Niall Baxter)
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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"My life long ambition is to lick Beckham's face" (Dale Edwards)
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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"Messi drove my Nana to drink" (Sam Passey)
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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"The Undertaker in a goalkeeper shirt made of custard" (Immi Quilter)
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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"Rory Delap has more than just a throw in" (Joe Richards)
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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"The shiny heads are confusing" (Kieran Doherty)
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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"70% of the world is covered by water, Santa Claus covers the rest"
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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"Malnourished Ian Rush couldn't hack it" (Chris Roberts)
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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"If I could sleep in that way, I'd be levitating" (Josh MacGillivary)
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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"I had this really weird obsession with Christian Benteke" (Harry Thomas)
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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"West Brom have a cult following in Norway" (Callum van Werkhoven)
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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"Pudding the milkman in a Cameroon one piece" (Glyn Thomas)
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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"I saw Carlos Tevez at Chester zoo" (Owen Quilter-Coan)
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Nov 10, 2020 |