The Horny Housewife

By Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

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Episodes: 193

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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast CONFESS/REQUEST *anon* www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

Episode Date
180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes
Apr 29, 2024
179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics
Apr 22, 2024
178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying
Apr 15, 2024
177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen
Apr 08, 2024
QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?
Apr 04, 2024
176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?
Apr 01, 2024
QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments
Mar 28, 2024
175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao
Mar 25, 2024
QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners
Mar 21, 2024
174- Porn hurting your marriage, an unfaithful start, and a smelly husband.
Mar 18, 2024
QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.
Mar 13, 2024
173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl
Mar 11, 2024
QUICKIE- Fringe Moms & How-to: Wax Play
Mar 06, 2024
172- managing mismatched libidos & how much sex are you having
Mar 04, 2024
QUICKIE- Anal Play 101
Feb 28, 2024
171- falling for a married person, why your husband masturbates & toxic jealousy ft. Shanenn Bryant
Feb 26, 2024
QUICKIE- Pillow Princess's and Large Labia's
Feb 21, 2024
170- "affair-proofing" your marriage, a better tasting puss, and does self pleasure make women more horny?
Feb 19, 2024
169- pussy aesthetics, women who hate blow jobs, & men that enjoy submitting in the bedroom.
Feb 12, 2024
168- Is sex a chore, monthly "sexplorations", getting into lover-mode & the 3 predictors of a sustainable (great) sex life w/Hannah Deindorfer
Feb 05, 2024
167- define dating your spouse, the 411 on penis pumps & seasonal depression woes
Jan 29, 2024
166- scheduling sex is sexy, navigating resentment in marriage, and how to not be boring in bed ft. Dana B. Meyers
Jan 22, 2024
165- sex on my spouses terms, struggling to orgasm post divorce & storytime: I fell for my boss; the ultimate HR violation
Jan 15, 2024
164- vanilla husbands, a virgins performance anxiety & 5 sex toys every vulva owner neeeeeds!
Jan 08, 2024
163- public roleplaying, a man who only orgasms solo, and the good/bad/ugly truth about p*rn.
Jan 01, 2024
162- reflecting on my marriage, shrunken ball play, travel sports affairs, and techniques for erotic mindfulness
Dec 18, 2023
161- swallowing, high drive women, tossing salad, and "feet freaks"
Dec 11, 2023
160- female blue balls, my wife's porn history, & reviving your sex life and leveling up your pleasure with Susan Bratton
Dec 04, 2023
159- husband needing porn to climax, my wife is lying about her past & the best way to give & receive cunnilingus
Nov 27, 2023
158-seducing your wife, an interest in being pegged, lingerie lover and his algorithm is making me insecure.
Nov 20, 2023
157- initiating sex in your LTR, understanding your wife's desires, and discussing attachment styles with Dr. Alison Ash
Nov 13, 2023
156- "normal" pussy smells, why she isn't climaxing from penetration, and inspiring her to initiate sex.
Nov 06, 2023
Introducing: American Sex Podcast EP 170- Taboo BDSM Play
Nov 01, 2023
155- the flaws in our spouses, your wife's moods, why your spouse can be the best sex and navigating seasons w/Lindsey Metselaar
Oct 30, 2023
154- spicing up missionary, dead bedrooms and no solutions & social media destroying marriages
Oct 23, 2023
153- your S.O. phone password, low libido spouse with mental health issues & how to be in "the mood" MORE
Oct 16, 2023
152- owing your partner sex, golden showers galore, & asking your S.O to try mutual masturbation.
Oct 09, 2023
151- best positions for pregnancy sex, awakening your pleasure centers, and co-creating sustainable hott sex with Dr. Alison Ash
Oct 02, 2023
Introducing:: Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kocak
Sep 28, 2023
150- fantasizing about ex's, in search of more sexual experiences, a lying ass boyfriend, & getting off to her past.
Sep 25, 2023
149- the beginning of an affair, the best sex toys, lube myths, and shameless sex with Amy Baldwin and April Lampert
Sep 18, 2023
148- cunnilingus coach, sexually stunted wives, and 6 types of fantasies+ how to incorporate.
Sep 11, 2023
147- viagra, wand vibrators, and the differences between female and male arousal.
Sep 04, 2023
Introducing: Holly Randall Unfiltered – Adriana Chechik on Her Wild Career
Aug 31, 2023
146-lasting too long, I want my wife to squirt, bad rizz, and male jealousy.
Aug 28, 2023
145- cock blocking in-laws, eroticizing an affair, and painful sex with Nicoletta Heideggar.
Aug 21, 2023
144: good foreplay-bad foreplay, low libido fiance, re-kindling the flame with toddlers, and 5 types of female orgasms.
Aug 14, 2023
143- landing strip era, increasing load size, "10 Emotional Needs" to fulfill your wife, and why men need sex.
Aug 07, 2023
142-women lacking drive, spicing up foreplay, the truth about penis size & anal play 101.
Jul 31, 2023
141- swallowing, hygiene and sex, and 9 types of dirty talk.
Jul 24, 2023
140- horny housewife probs, oral sex tips and tricks, and the worst thing you could do in bed with Stirling Cooper
Jul 17, 2023
139- dating apps, the problems of being "too wet", fantasizing about others, and kids being a cock block.
Jul 10, 2023
138- sexually "aging", kissing after oral, pictures of your ex, and bad bedroom habits.
Jul 03, 2023
137- a mans refractory period, sexual rejection, stress killing your drive, vulva anatomy, and bedroom burnout with Dr. Jordin Wiggins.
Jun 26, 2023
136-stress killing libido, premature ejaculation woes, hott coworkers, and dating a potential sex addict.
Jun 19, 2023
135-devil dick, a neglected husband & "multiamory" with Emily, Jase and DeDe.
Jun 12, 2023
134- normal sex frequency, novelty fantasies, and cum fetish's.
Jun 05, 2023
133- biggest turn offs, clitoromegaly, foreplay all day, and back to the butt basics.
May 29, 2023
132- comparing relationships, looking good while giving head, and masturbation may.
May 22, 2023
131- the dirty talk traumatized me, mentally blocking your climax & erotic blue prints with Paulina Siegel
May 15, 2023
130- a couples shared MMF fantasy, wives get your sexy back, and the 7 types of affairs- aka ALL THINGS CHEATING!
May 08, 2023
129- frequent but boring sex, getting your wife to touch your butt & a "low testosterone story" from yours truly.
May 01, 2023
128- his favorite porn star vs. his wife, pussy hygiene hack, and Pleasure Mapping 101
Apr 24, 2023
127- praise kinks, dick issues resolved, masturbation is usually the answer, & sexual self awareness ft. Stephanie Ganowski
Apr 17, 2023
126- how to get more BJ's, sex in your twenties & 6 ways to mix-up married sex.
Apr 10, 2023
125- pussy for breakfast, a curious wife with a content husband, and insecurity in relationships.
Apr 03, 2023
124- an asexual wife, climax anxiety, what men really want/need & maximizing your penetration game
Mar 27, 2023
From Sex Talk With My Mom: The Best Orgasms of Our Lives – Ep 422
Mar 23, 2023
123- spitting on your S.O, the comparison game, and the 101 on "swinger lifestyle" ft. The Swing Nation
Mar 20, 2023
122- are my fantasies "normal", how-to fingering yourself, and what do women REALLY want. (inside & outside of the bedroom)
Mar 13, 2023
121- porn ruining your sex life, couples bored of "the same sex" & reasons why you need to be making out.
Mar 06, 2023
120- Sexual satisfaction in marriage and massaging the taint with Dr. Tara
Feb 27, 2023
119- a cuck-curious husband, hating sex while pregnant, & choosing your ego over sex. (hint: don't)
Feb 20, 2023
118- stop lying about the sex, a wife craving dominance and erotic spanking 101.
Feb 13, 2023
117- Codependent woes, Smelly Genitals, Arousal Types, & Penis Sleeves.
Feb 06, 2023
116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101
Jan 30, 2023
115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation.
Jan 23, 2023
114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm
Jan 16, 2023
113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman.
Jan 09, 2023
112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"
Jan 02, 2023
111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique.
Dec 26, 2022
110- one woman's post infidelity sex woes, "a mutually pleasurable BJ" how-to, and why most open marriages fail.
Dec 19, 2022
109- sex toys, spit vs. lube & arousal blueprints, the effects of porn, and non-monogamy w/ Caitlin V.
Dec 12, 2022
108- take the load, bi curious fantasies, jealous of old lovers, and "How-To; Erotic Date Night"
Dec 05, 2022
107- why women are faking it, a "happy ending" fantasy, making a sex tape & gender roles.
Nov 28, 2022
106- Going from 'wasting the pretty' to fisting his backdoor. ft. Layla London
Nov 21, 2022
105- implants & pleasure, fewer orgasms , and Face Sitting 101.
Nov 14, 2022
104- genital hygiene, women's panties, and eating pussy technique.
Nov 07, 2022
103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend.
Oct 31, 2022
102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced.
Oct 24, 2022
101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation.
Oct 17, 2022
100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.
Oct 10, 2022
99- your "O" face, spouses desiring more sex and girls that are aroused by jealousy.
Oct 03, 2022
98- comparing sex lives, struggling to ejaculate, and the art of fingering.
Sep 26, 2022
97- horny and unsatisfied, unwilling to compromise and bringing erotic to the everyday with Dr.Alexandra Stockwell
Sep 19, 2022
96-dry vaginas, a relationship lacking oral sex, and insatiable women ft.audio erotica
Sep 12, 2022
95-improving your sex position game, vanilla partners and mutual masturbation.
Sep 05, 2022
94- Retroactive Jealousy, Kinks, Tantra & BDSM ft. audio erotica
Aug 29, 2022
93- Reconnecting, the male G-Spot and all things HIS brown starfish- anal series pt.2
Aug 22, 2022
92-Hairy Vaginas, Porn Star Pussy, and Anal Sex How-To's part 1
Aug 15, 2022
91 - BBW love, Swingers, Jealousy, & Polyamory ft. Joli Hamilton
Aug 08, 2022
90 - Fantasy and Roleplay ft juicy listener questions
Aug 01, 2022
89-motivated to f#ck, post partum sex, tantric date night pt 3 ft. audio erotica (MF)
Jul 25, 2022
88-Monogamy, open relationships ,porn,exploring your kinks and sexual shame ft. Heather Shannon
Jul 18, 2022
87- Separation, Cheating, Disinterested
Jul 11, 2022
86- unwanted pubic hair, eating her out, handling what triggers you, and audio erotica.
Jul 04, 2022
85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, and confessing your desires in tantric date night pt. 3
Jun 27, 2022
84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy appreciation.
Jun 20, 2022
83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt.1 of Tantric Date Night Series
Jun 13, 2022
82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and a man who needs his wife sex drive back. ft. audio erotica (MF)
Jun 06, 2022
81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UTI's and becoming a lazy lover.
May 30, 2022
80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate affair, and throat orgasms with sex goddess Susan Bratton
May 23, 2022
79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ruining your sex life, and whats up with penis pumps.
May 16, 2022
78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all things erotic asphyxiation. ft. audio erotica "Absent Husband"
May 09, 2022
77- Remedies to last longer, prudish wife problems, and stale sex in marriage.
May 02, 2022
76-shit talking, a cuckold giving hints, and marriage REAL TALK ft. Jayson Gaddis
Apr 25, 2022
75- The men reveal why they watch porn, tips for the "orally challenged" (aka cunnilingus), and audio erotica (MFM)
Apr 18, 2022
EP74- tossing salad technique, getting honest with your partner, and swinger drama
Apr 11, 2022
EP73- Butt Play Basics (challenges, hang-ups, tips) ft. saucy listener questions
Apr 04, 2022
EP72- high libido women with low libido men& women who deny self-pleasuring.
Mar 28, 2022
EP71- dick size solutions, sex after pregnancy, audio erotica
Mar 21, 2022
Ep70- Roleplaying, Sexting, Long Distance Loving.
Mar 14, 2022
EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussions and Revelations of a Former Male Stripper.
Mar 07, 2022
EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quickies, and the art of fingering.
Feb 28, 2022
EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. The Mushroom Mamasita
Feb 21, 2022
EP 66- Lack of affection, Size Queens, and Audio Erotica (Swingers)
Feb 14, 2022
EP65- Ambien, Infidelity & Red Flags
Feb 07, 2022
EP 64- Findom, Cunnilingus, & the 5 love languages
Jan 31, 2022
EP 63- "SEXPERIMENTS for couples" and making fun of an ex
Jan 24, 2022
EP 62- Get laid for Valentines Day, and Sex Therapy w/Dr. Jones.
Jan 17, 2022
EP 61- possibly getting laid more & stimulating the prostate.
Jan 10, 2022
Ep 60- painful sex and dead bedrooms.
Jan 03, 2022
EP 59- Squirting 101 and IG Disabled.
Dec 27, 2021
EP58- Pressuring fantasies, shrunken balls, and opposite s*x friendships.
Dec 20, 2021
Ep57- Ho Ho gift guide, the ideal BJ, and a DIY s*x tape.
Dec 13, 2021
EP 57- the d*ck pic debate and the reality of marriage.
Dec 06, 2021
EP56-Kinky Sex, Dating Your Spouse & Sexting 101 ft. Brianna Rader
Nov 29, 2021
EP 55- Are You Good in Bed? Ft. Audio Erotica (MFF)
Nov 22, 2021
EP54 - The Female Orga$m
Nov 15, 2021
EP 53- So you want more sex.
Nov 08, 2021
EP 52-cuckhold confessions and audio erotica {mmf}
Nov 01, 2021
EP 51-Lessons in Getting Laid Pt1. -Foreplay and Backdoor Entry.
Oct 25, 2021
EP 50- d*ck size, mismatched libidos & cuckhold fantasies.
Oct 18, 2021
EP 49 -One pump chumpin. Ft. Jeff Abraham
Oct 11, 2021
EP 48- Who is She?
Oct 04, 2021
EP 47-Dry spells ft. more audio erotica
Sep 27, 2021
EP 46-Verified, Villianized and Heart Eyes
Sep 20, 2021
EP 45- My First Audio Erotica
Sep 13, 2021
Ep 44- Fight Fair
Sep 06, 2021
EP 43-Ranking the Top 10 Sex Positions.
Aug 30, 2021
EP 42- Domestic Discipline and Will Smith.
Aug 24, 2021
EP 41- I farted on him; a story time.
Aug 16, 2021
Ep 40- His Sex Dream & Expired Friendships
Aug 08, 2021
Ep 39- "Naughty Would You Rather" Ft. Daddy D
Aug 02, 2021
Ep 38- Mens bios, a letter to my ex's, squirting 101
Jul 26, 2021
EP 37-Storytime's & Slutty Tips
Jul 19, 2021
EP 36- Getting laid & marriage.
Jul 12, 2021
EP 35- Wife'd up worthy?
Jul 05, 2021
EP 34 NO NEW FRIENDS
Jun 28, 2021
Ep 33- Catching up and Anal Interludes.
Jun 23, 2021
EP32- Two Faced, or Too Bad?
Jun 14, 2021
EP 31- All the Penis's of the Rainbow
Jun 07, 2021
EP 30 - B*tches R Us'
May 31, 2021
EP 29- Ms. Peggy
May 24, 2021
EP 28-Limp Bizkit
May 17, 2021
EP 27- An Affair Worth Having
May 10, 2021
EP 26 - Surviving Marriage 101
May 03, 2021
EP 25- The threesome with one too many.
Apr 26, 2021
EP 24- Blogger B*tches & TikTok home wreckers
Apr 19, 2021
EP 23 -Grieve "the block" and take notes
Apr 12, 2021
EP 22-There's Something About Mary,
Apr 07, 2021
EP 21- Only Fans Vs. Porn
Mar 29, 2021
EP 20- Sex Killerz and the "AAA"
Mar 22, 2021
Ep 19- HOTT OR NOT
Mar 15, 2021
Ep 18- Roasting a F*ckboy.
Mar 10, 2021
Ep 17- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done
Mar 01, 2021
Ep 16- Snoop Beezy
Feb 22, 2021
Ep 15- The men ask, the horny housewife answers.
Feb 18, 2021
Ep 14- The Original F*ckboy
Feb 15, 2021
Ep 13- Will You Be My SLUTTY Valentineeeee?
Feb 11, 2021
Ep 12- "The Big O"
Feb 09, 2021
Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.
Feb 04, 2021
EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS
Feb 02, 2021
Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.
Jan 29, 2021
Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"
Jan 26, 2021
Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex
Jan 20, 2021
Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.
Jan 18, 2021
Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.
Jan 11, 2021
Ep 4-How to NOT get cheated on?
Jan 05, 2021
Ep 3-DaDa issue?
Jan 05, 2021
Ep 2-Bootylicious
Dec 28, 2020
Ep 1-Dear Horny Bitches;
Dec 23, 2020
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Dec 23, 2020