Daily Dad Jokes
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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).
Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily. Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.
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What did Kenny Rogers say when he was driving down the highway and one of the tires fell off his truck? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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I was arrested for playing Pokémon Go at the pool. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Fwd: Fwd: National Email Day! 23 April 2024
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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My wife said that I better stop making jokes about Roy Orbison or else! So I said… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where he procrastinates about coloring his hair? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 22 April 2024
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Yesterday a policeman knocked on my door and told me he was looking for a burglar with one eye. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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Bitcoin Halving Day! Dad jokes that deserve to be on a blockchain! 20 April 2024
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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National Bicycle Day! Cycle through these dad jokes! 19 April 2024
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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My girlfriend told me that if i make one more joke about numbers we're not going to be a couple anymore . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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National Exercise Day! Fitness Dad Jokes into your routine! 18 April 2024
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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What did Jean Luc Picard leave in the bathroom? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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National Banana Day! Very a-peeling Dad Jokes! 17 April 2024
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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My wife said if I made another Steely Dan joke she would divorce me! (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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National Librarian Day! Check out these Dad Jokes! 16 April 2024
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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My wife said if I told one more Prince joke that she was leaving. So i told her… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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[Promo] A Safer World With AI Digital Twins by Graeme Klass
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Tax Day! Dad Jokes that even the IRS won't audit! 15 April 2024
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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My wife said if I told one more Jim Croce joke she was leaving. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 April 2024
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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National Gardening Day! 14 April 2024
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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I told my wife I was going to tell some Tom Petty jokes, and she warned me that I better not… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 13, 2024 |
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William Perry told me that OJ Simpson died. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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I just had some Japanese cartoons tattooed on my legs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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National Siblings Day! Your brothers and sisters will love these dad jokes! 10 April 2024
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Why couldn’t Bach afford rent? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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I was trying to find Twitter’s headquarters. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 April 2024
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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What was Jim Henson's favorite Metallica album? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Army Day! March to these dad jokes! 06 April 2024
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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First Contact Day! Alienate your family with these dad jokes! 05 April 2024
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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What's mean, green and helps keep the Incredible Hulk clean? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Where does Bruce Wayne brush his teeth? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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World Party Day! A toast to a dad joke party! 03 April 2024
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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What encouraging words does Pikachu live by? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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My son got a fever and started claiming that he sees dead people. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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April Fools Day 2024!
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Where does Spiderman buy his clothes? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 31 March 2024
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Remember that time when Argentina lost the FIFA world cup final? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of March 2024!
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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World Doctors Day! Dad Joke remedies here! 30 March 2024
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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A virtually unknown deaf actor applied to be in Return of the Jedi. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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World Piano Day! A dad joke concerto! 29 March 2024
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Wouldn’t it be nice to hear some jokes about Robin Hood’s forest? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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MLB Opening Day! Strike out with these dad jokes! 28 March 2024
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Why did the courier driver steel my Queens of The Stone Age Vinyl? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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World Theatre Day! Staged dad jokes here! 27 March 2024
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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They are making Titanic the musical. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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The ribbon cutting ceremony finally happened for the Axl Rose Hospital for Dwarfism. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Elton John's Birthday! Dad jokes that are a little bit funny! 25 March 2024
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 March 2024
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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National Introverts Week! Introverts unite! Separately! 24 March 2024
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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My daughter accused me of making outdated pop culture references. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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World Meteorological Day! Forecast for today: groans with a chance of eye rolls! 23 March 2024
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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World Water Day! Well hydrated dad jokes! 22 March 2024
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Under what circumstances will Trump sell Mar A Lago? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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I've only got maybe two or three Motown puns left in me. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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National Poultry Day! Feather your nest with these dad jokes! 19 March 2024
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Why is it so hard to resist singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Global Recycling Day! Reuse and Recycle these dad jokes! 18 March 2024
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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I just had a dream that I had written the lord of the rings. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 March 2024
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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St. Patrick's Day! Dad jokes that will have you Dublin over with laughter! 17 March 2024
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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What is the opposite of a Debbie downer? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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You don’t have to be a skilled martial artist to star in a kung fu film. . (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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World Sleep Day! Doze off with these dad jokes! 15 March 2024
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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My wife was mad I went to a hero convention so I put a cape on her. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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World Pi Day! Circle yourselves with these dad jokes! 14 March 2024
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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I've decided it's time to give up doing my Elvis impersonations. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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World Uranus Day! Always the butt of dad jokes! 13 March 2024
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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My wife named our new dog “5 Miles” so she could say she walked 5 Miles every day. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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King Arthur had to let go of a few knights. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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World Plumbing Day! No leaky dad jokes here! 11 March 2024
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Benjamin Franklin was credited with discovering electricity. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 March 2024
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Chuck Norris' Birthday! Our yearly tradition honoring the man, the legend! 10 March 2024
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Why don't the ghostbusters like to hike in the woods? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Panic Day! Dad jokes to calm you down! 09 March 2024
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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I was late to my first fight club today… (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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What do you yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he's about to walk into a tree? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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National Cereal Day! Cereal killer dad jokes here! 07 March 2024
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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What's Gal Gadot's boyfriend named? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Where do mansplainers get their water? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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What happens if a vampire and zombie bite you at the same time. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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World Obesity Day! Trigger warning! 04 March 2024
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Dire Straits fans are a very diverse group. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 March 2024
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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Out of all of the inventions over the last 100 years. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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National Book Day! An audio book of dad jokes! 02 March 2024
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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I tried Wookiee meat the other day… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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National Pig Day! Ham it up with these dad jokes! 01 March 2024
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Leap Day! An extra day of dad jokes! 29 February 2024
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of February 2024!
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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What’s a place called where hobbits can’t live? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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I didn't buy Eminem's merch. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Levi Strauss' Birthday! Try on these riveting dad jokes! 26 February 2024
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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I was alone in the bath. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 February 2024
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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How do you make Budweiser? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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National Bartender Day! Drown your sorrows with these groan worthy efforts! 24 February 2024
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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How many Naruto characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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I recently found out that martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a brother who is a vegetarian. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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National Engineering Week! Engineer some groans with these dad jokes! 22 February 2024
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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About 20 years ago I adopted three girls from a family that didn't want them. The oldest daughter is set to get married soon and said she wants her birth father to walk her down the aisle. I asked her why him and not me. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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I finally understand the ending to The Sixth Sense. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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What is Magneto’s least favourite social media? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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President's Day! Politically incorrect dad jokes here! 19 February 2024
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Whenever I get stressed out, I’ll cut up a poster of U2. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 18 February 2024
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Jason McIntyre from the Straight Fire Podcast gives his best Dad Jokes!
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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I used to constantly quote Britney Spears songs, but I had to stop when it got Toxic. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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How do you neutralize Lords of Acid? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, Would you like a beer? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Valentine's Day! Impress your date with these "romantic" dad jokes! 14 February 2024
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Superbowl LVIII! Chief Dad Jokes! 12 February 2024
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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BMW hired the wrong actor for their Super Bowl ad spot. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Today is Super Bowl Sunday, so I'm in a good mood. Yesterday, not so much. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 February 2024
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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National Marriage Day! Jokes to make your spouse eye roll! 11 February 2024
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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Usain Bolt’s son is really fast… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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How do Penn and Teller communicate something to a woman? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 10, 2024 |
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National Pizza Day! Grab a slice of these cheesey dad jokes! 09 February 2024
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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I don't watch the NFL, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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What is Mike Tyson's Locksmiths name? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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National Ballet Day! Wear these dad jokes with a Tu Tu! 07 February 2024
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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1981 DeLorean DMC for sale. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Rick Astley's Birthday! Rick roll your friends and family with these dad jokes! 06 February 2024
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Just try and imagine the Titanic with a lisp. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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National Fart Day! Cut the cheese with these smelly dad jokes! 05 February 2024
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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What do you call a Sith Lord who works at a restaurant? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 February 2024
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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National Thank a Mail Carrier Day! Post these dad jokes to your loved ones. 04 February 2024
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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My buddy Joe completed the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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Why did Mike Tyson go to a Christian Plastic Surgeon? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Groundhog Day! Listen to these dad jokes. Over and over again... 02 February 2024
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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This kooky French gal once made me a thin pancake and then just it set it on fire for some reason. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Texas Day! Listen to these one star dad jokes! 01 February 2024
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of January 2024!
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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I recently bought a pencil owned by Shakespeare himself! (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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National Vacation Day! Dad jokes to use on your next vacation! 30 January 2024
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Thing from the Addams Family didn’t start his career as an actor. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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National Puzzle Day! Listen to these puzzling Dad Jokes! 29 January 2024
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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What is Iron Man without his suit? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 January 2024
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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International Lego Day! Bricked Dad Jokes here! 28 January 2024
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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I marched into the latest meeting of the 007 fan club and I told them the harsh truth that none of them wanted to hear. James Bond has terrible taste in martinis. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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National Geographic Day! A magazine of dad jokes! 27 January 2024
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Who is the world’s most famous Arab rapper? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Australia Day! Fair dinkum dad jokes here, mate! 26 January 2024
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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What do you call it when you start a Tom Cruise movie on your tv, and then your pause button breaks? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the president who got something in his eye? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Why as an NBA fan I’m switching to an electric car? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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National Pie Day! A pie-full of dad jokes here! 23 January 2024
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 January 2024
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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Why won't Mike Tyson ever use the Playstation? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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National DJ Day! DJ = Dad Jokes! Listen here! 20 January 2024
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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What was Elvis assigned to do when he joined the army? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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Memories Day! Remember these dad jokes? 19 January 2024
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Donald Trump has vowed to ban all processed cheese if he is elected as President. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Pinocchio hasn’t had much luck on Tinder. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Benjamin Franklin Day! Founding Father Jokes! 17 January 2024
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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I had a dream last night I was helping Rose from the titanic change a tyre. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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National Dragon Day! Dad jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2024
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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What did the prince say when Cinderella caused a scene when she ran out of the ball ? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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National Hat Day! Dad jokes! *Tips Fedora* 15 January 2024
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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When I go hiking I usually listen to Eminem, Peanuts and the Cranberries. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 January 2024
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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Public Radio Day! Tune into these dad jokes! 13 January 2024
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of uncooked popcorn. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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National Pharmacist Day! Get your dad jokes over-the-counter here! 12 January 2024
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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Where did Luke Skywalker get his robot hand? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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National Milk Day! Milky Dad Jokes that will be pasteurize before you know it! 11 January 2024
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Where do toilets come from? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Which 80s actress has the most protection? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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International Choreographers Day! Dance to these dad jokes! 09 January 2024
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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What do you call 66% of a poop? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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I DON'T USE LOWER CASE LETTERS LIKE SOME SOCIALIST. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 January 2024
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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National Fart Day! Silent but deadly dad jokes here! 07 January 2024
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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I was in line at the bank when a man got pulled from the queue and escorted out by security, just for having sleeve tattoos depicting flames. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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I keep trying to forget about 80s music. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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National Bird Day! Fly high with these dad jokes! 05 January 2024
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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What’s ET short for? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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National Trivia Day! Get smarter (lol, not really) with these dad jokes! 04 January 2024
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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On Christmas Day this year we decided to watch the original pilot episode of Wheel Of Fortune. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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[Promo] The Future of AI and the Human Experience by Graeme Klass
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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National Science Fiction Day! Dad joke your way into outer space! 02 January 2024
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Why did the poor man sell yeast? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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I had a brief Relationship with a girl who worked at a camera factory. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Top Dad Jokes for 2023!
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of December 2023!
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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What can die, but has never lived? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Ever wonder what happened to the cow in the movie Twister? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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I've lost control, I don't see an end, there's no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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Why was Jeffrey Epstein late for work? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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What's a communist's favorite ABBA song? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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What do you call jedi with no eyes.? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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What do you get if you watch a Jackie Chan movie backwards? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 December 2023
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Why did Henry VIII only buy sports cars? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Pre Christmas Special! Learn these dad jokes for the big day! 23 December 2023
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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My brother reached a new level of pettiness when he cheated in the family limbo competition. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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[Promo] AI Education Programs with Intel by Graeme Klass
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Why did the Empire build so many Tie Fighters? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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National Winter Solstice Day! Short dad jokes for the shortest day! 21 December 2023
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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After finishing the game show version of Netflix squid games. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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National Board Games Day! Monopolise the laughter with these dad jokes! 20 December 2023
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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What's everyone's favourite Natalie Imbruglia song? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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National Emo Day! Cheer up with these dad jokes! 19 December 2023
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Why did Adele cross the road? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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National Cookie Day! Crumby dad jokes here! 18 December 2023
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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I named my bidet “Netflix”. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 December 2023
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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National Maple Syrup Day! Tap this episode for sweet dad jokes! 17 December 2023
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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Don't use a fake ID to buy alcohol! (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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National Toy Day! Dad Jokes to toy around with! 16 December 2023
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Why did Simba's dad die? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Why does South Korea set the standard for Kpop? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Monkey Day! Stop monkey-ing around and listen to these dad jokes! 14 December 2023
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Chad Kroeger plays a part in nativity plays every year. He's been Joseph, an angel, and even the back end of a donkey. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Day of the Horse! Check out these stable dad jokes! 13 December 2023
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Did I tell you kids about the time back in the 80s I went to the Middle East to see A Flock of Seagulls? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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I thought i had told this joke about Debbie Gibson before… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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National Breakup Day! Heal your heart with these dad jokes! 11 December 2023
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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I’m going to tell a Bryan Adams joke. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 December 2023
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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What did 50 Cents grandma say when he showed her the socks he made for her. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Christmas Card Day! 09 December 2023
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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Why is Willem Dafoe always the bad guy in movies? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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I asked my vegan girlifriend to taste my Meatloaf. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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[Promo] The Future of Motor Sport: Meet the Airspeeder by Graeme Klass
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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[Promo] Beep - Autonomous Mobility for All by Graeme Klass
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Walt Disney Day! Listen to these goofy dad jokes! 05 December 2023
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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I told the doctor it felt like I had 100 of those Irish line dancers pounding away in my chest. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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National Sock Day! Dad jokes straight from the top drawer! 04 December 2023
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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What does Supertramp put in their coffee? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 December 2023
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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It was really sad when Taylor Swift played her last concert in our town last night. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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National Basketball Day! Slam dunk these dad jokes! 02 December 2023
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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I only liked the first two Harry Potter books. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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National Bartender Day! Serve up these dad jokes! 01 December 2023
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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You know that Albert Einstein was a pretty smart fella… (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of November 2023!
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet dad jokes! 29 November 2023
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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David Hasselhoff refers to himself as the Hoff. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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I turned down a job at Disney. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee's Birthday! These dad jokes are especial-Lee funny! 27 November 2023
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble Tiles. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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National Cake Day! Listen to these sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Why does Spiderman go so far to do good? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Small Business Day! Make your local business owner laugh with these dad jokes! 25 November 2023
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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Black Friday! Check out these doorbusting dad jokes! 24 November 2023
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Uranus has only orbited the sun 2.5 times since it was discovered in 1781… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Thanksgiving Day! Give thanks to these lame dad jokes! 23 November 2023
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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[Promo] Detecting Depression with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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What's the opposite of wrinkly? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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World Television Day! Sit back and enjoy these dad jokes 21 November 2023
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Telling your suitcase there’s no vacation this year is tough. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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World Children's Day! Dad Jokes that never grow up! 20 November 2023
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 November 2023
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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What three letter word starts with gas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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This morning Siri said Don't call me Shirley (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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If you drive while stoned… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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I have tattoos on my shoulder and when people are sad, I let them color them in. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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How do you say constipated in German? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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What did router say to the doctor? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 November 2023
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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National Metal Day! Dad Jokes forged for you! 11 November 2023
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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My wife from Chernobyl used to be an “ugly duckling”. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Sesame Street Day! This episode brought to you by the letter D and J! 10 November 2023
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Freedom Day! You are at liberty to laugh at these Dad Jokes! 09 November 2023
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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I threw a ball for my dog. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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National Shot Day! Drink responsibly and listen to these Dad Jokes! 08 November 2023
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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[Promo] Improving Accessibility with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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I arrived early at the restaurant last night. “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”, the manager asked. “Not at all” I replied. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 November 2023
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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National Nachos Day! Guac to these Dad Jokes! 06 November 2023
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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My doctor told me I am going deaf. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Chinese Takeout Day! MSG flavored Dad Jokes! 05 November 2023
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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My wife text me “I love u” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Lawyer Day! Dad jokes to pass the bar! 04 November 2023
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Godzilla Day! Stomp on these dad jokes! 03 November 2023
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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I have a strange fear of seeing a certain former vice president outside. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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National Stress Day! Relax and de-stress with these dad jokes! 02 November 2023
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Why did the belt get arrested? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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World Vegan Day! No beef with these dad jokes! 01 November 2023
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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What did one black hole say to the other black hole? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Halloween! Creepy chills with these dad jokes! 31 October 2023
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of October 2023!
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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What do you call a restaurant that sells only beans ? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass highlights the charm and wit of these 9 dad jokes.
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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National Internet Day! Log on and listen to these dad jokes! 29 October 2023
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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I quit my job at the helium factory today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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While in an elevator I asked my girlfriend to marry me. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Nevada Day! Take a gamble on these dad jokes! 27 October 2023
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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My wife told me that men wearing camouflage are sexy. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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[Promo] Saving Crops with AI with Graeme Klass
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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I spent my life savings on pasta… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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World Opera Day! Dad jokes until the fat lady sings! 25 October 2023
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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I lost my job as a masseuse. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Drake's Birthday!! It's God's Plan to listen to these dad jokes! 23 October 2023
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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I thought it was a real question when the teacher asked me if I knew any words that had all the vowels in order. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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My friend quit his job at BMW. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Back to the Future Day!! Time travel together with these dad jokes! 21 October 2023
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Damn girl, was your daddy a gorilla? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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International Chef's Day!! Cook up some groans with these dad jokes! 20 October 2023
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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What did Axl Rose keep asking Slash on their road trip? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 8 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Which superhero is not allowed near children? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Eminem's Birthday! Lose yourself in these dad jokes! 17 October 2023
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Did you know before crowbars were invented. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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World Food Day! Fill your plate with these dad jokes! 16 October 2023
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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I used to believe in not paying the electric bill…. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 15 October 2023
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Why do nuns get naked when they wash their clothes?? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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National Boss' Day! Impress your boss at work with these dad jokes! 14 October 2023
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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My wife caught me playing with my son’s train set. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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Why do storm troopers have no ambition? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass discusses what makes these 8 dad jokes irresistibly funny.
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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[Promo] Ethics in AI by Graeme Klass
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Did you hear that the Hallmark Channel has a new horror movie coming out? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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International Beer and Pizza Day! Party on with these dad jokes! 09 October 2023
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Chess Day! Checkmate your friends with these dad jokes! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Smile Day! Grin from ear to ear with these dad jokes! 07 October 2023
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Marc Yaffee, comedian and father, with an exclusive stand up routine!
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Stephen King has a son named Joe. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 23 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Mandalorians always place their armor on a scale to ensure proper specifications. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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World Gold Day! Listen to these golden dad jokes! 04 October 2023
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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I always forget that one song by Naked Eyes. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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World Architecture Day! Build up your laughs with these dad jokes! 03 October 2023
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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I saw a termite in the crawl space under my home. Right before I smashed him I heard him say, go ahead, make my day (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Ophira Eisenberg, comedian and host of "Parenting is a Joke" podcast, gives her best groan worthy Dad Jokes!
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Some people call the toilet “The John”. I call mine “The Jim” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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International Music Day! Let's joke about famous musicians! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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What do you call a frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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National Ghostbusters Day! Busting makes me feel good! 30 September 2023
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of September 2023!
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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What do you call a woke lycanthrope? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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National Coffee Day! These dad jokes are grounds for termination! 29 September 2023
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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The ghost of Gloria Gaynor visited me last night. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Confucius Day! Those who spread dad jokes... are fully groan. 28 September 2023
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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I'm obsessed with songs from Metallica. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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World Tourism Day! Travel through your day with these dad jokes! 27 September 2023
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass dives into the humor that powers these 20 dad jokes.
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (41st Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Marine scientists have crossed an Electric Eel with a Sea Sponge. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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National Cooking Day! Cook up a storm with these dad jokes! 25 September 2023
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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My wife told me to stop counting. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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World Rivers Day! Stream these dad jokes! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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I really hate One Direction fans. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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National Singles Day! Single dad jokes to make your day! 23 September 2023
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Why did the detective stay in bed all day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Medieval Day! Sir Prise your family and friends with these dad jokes! 22 September 2023
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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What is the Avengers favourite side dish? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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World Gratitude Day! Time to appreciate these dad jokes! 21 September 2023
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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I just flew back from a Transformers convention … (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 20 dad jokes are so groan-worthy.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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I don’t think about the Roman Empire at all. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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You know what video game character sucks? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Air Force Day! Aim high with these Dad Jokes! 18 September 2023
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Why are rappers afraid of Hammers? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Wife Day! Dad jokes that even the missus will laugh at! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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I have a pet termite, I named him Clint. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Batman Day! Bat-dad-jokes here in this bat-episode! 16 September 2023
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Elton John took his pet rabbit to the gym. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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National Tradesmen Day! Check out this toolbox full of dad jokes! 15 September 2023
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass reveals the reasons these 22 dad jokes are so amusing.
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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I read in the Bible about Jesus feeding 5000 people with just a few fish. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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World Developer Day! Dad jokes that you will love to bits! 13 September 2023
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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My girl friend broke up with me because I listen to Linkin Park all the time. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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National Gym Day! Pump iron with these dad jokes! 12 September 2023
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a Theoretical physicist? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Since I don’t do drugs, I got a tshirt with a picture of the guitarist from U2 on it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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National Grandparents Day! Grand Old Dad Jokes here! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Why did Adele cross the road? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Tom Houghton, comedian and host of the Bad Manors podcast, joins with his best (bad) Dad Jokes!
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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My Vampire Girlfriend dumped me after installing a mirror. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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Star Trek Day! To boldy go where no dad joke has gone before! 08 September 2023
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Why did Mike Tyson go to the Christian plastic surgeon? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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National Salami Day! Dad jokes to cure you! 07 September 2023
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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A peephole was recently discovered in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders locker room. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these jokes are so groan worthy!
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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I was addicted to The Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Freddie Mercury's Birthday! Want to break free of these dad jokes? 05 September 2023
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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What did Harry Potter say when he was filling up his car? Expensive Petroleum. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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National Wildlife Day! We've spotted the best dad jokes nature has to offer! 04 September 2023
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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I got a new DeLorean. But I only drive it from time to time. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Skyscraper Day! High potential dad jokes here! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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I bought a Bon Jovi sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me we’re half way there!! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Bacon Day! Kevin's favorite day! 02 September 2023
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Scott Edwards, comedian and host of Comedy Appeteasers, gives his best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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I saw a guy and a girl doing high fives in a chemistry lab. and I thought, wow they be bonding. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of August 2023!
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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I visited Mt. Rushmore on my summer vacation and wow was I impressed! Before then, I just took it for granite. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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National Beach Day! Shore up the laughs with these dad jokes! 30 August 2023
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (40th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Why was George Michael's computer running so slow? It was low on Wham. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Our producer, Graeme Klass, explains why these 8 jokes are funny!
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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There's a new Fleetwood Mac GPS device out, but it's absolutely useless. Every time I try to get directions, it just says, You can go your own way. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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National Heroes' Day! Be the hero of your family with these dad jokes! 28 August 2023
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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I don't like John Candy. Ok, technically they're called urinal mints, but still they taste horrible. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Petroleum Day! Gas fueled dad jokes! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Snoop Dogg is opening up a Marijuana College. Well, technically it’s a High School. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Dog Day! Doggone awesome dad jokes! 26 August 2023
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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What do you get when you cross a Lion with Pinocchio. The Lyin King. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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My son told me a girl at his school named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on. I respond, stop being picked on is arguably a worse name. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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National Knife Day! Cutting edge dad jokes! 24 August 2023
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee had an even faster brother!! Sudden Lee. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Award winning comedian, Andrew Heaton, gives his best dad jokes AND Chuck Norris jokes!
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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What do you say to a pokemon that just run away? I'll catch you later. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Some are maintaining that The Lord of the Rings isn't true. and that the author was an hobbitual liar. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the producer bidding on the rights to Sesame Street characters? They won an Oscar. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Radio Day! Dad jokes so bad it hertz! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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I was going to tell a joke about nirvana. But never mind, you wouldn't get it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Aviation Day! Reach for the skies with these dad jokes! 19 August 2023
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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What are the Doobie Brothers doing on garbage day? Takin’ It to the Streets. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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National Couples Day! Annoy your partner with these groaners! 18 August 2023
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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National Thrift Shop Day! Thrifty bargain basement priced dad jokes! 17 August 2023
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Why would Rick Astley make a terrible waiter? He would never dessert you. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Elvis Week! One for the money and two for the show! 16 August 2023
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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What famous dictator was a proficient violinist? Fiddle Castro. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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National Relaxation Day! Lay back and relax to these dad jokes! 15 August 2023
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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How come The Joker never dies? Because laughter is the best medicine. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Diablo Episode! Stay a While and Listen! 14 August 2023
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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My wife asked if I would stop singing Wonderwall. I said “Maybe” (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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International Lefthanders Day! Left handed jokes that are all right! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, so he can’t carry a wallet. How does he pay for things? They put it on his bill. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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World Elephant Day! Stampede through these dad jokes! 12 August 2023
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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A man asked his phone 'Siri, why am I so bad at talking to women?' She replied 'I'm Alexa, you idiot' (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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National Sons and Daughters Day! Annoy your offspring with these dad jokes! 11 August 2023
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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I heard Oppenheimer is doing poorly at the box office. Apparently, it bombed. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Duran Duran Appreciation Day! Check out these synthesized Dad Jokes! 10 August 2023
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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2 ducks walked into a bar. The third one walked under it and said “come on guys, this is like, your thing! (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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National Book Lovers Day! Dad Jokes to curl up to! 09 August 2023
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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National Bowling Day! Strike these dad jokes and don't spare the laughter! 08 August 2023
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Why doesn't James Bond use the laundromat? No time to dry. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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National Lighthouse Day! A beacon of Dad Jokes here! 07 August 2023
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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What does a broke cannibal in college eat to make it through? Raw men. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Psychic Day! I foresee you will fall in love... with these dad jokes! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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My daughter just read the Lord of the Rings and asked me if orcs have a culture. I said yes, but it’s more goth. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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National Oyster Day! Shellfish Dad Jokes today! 05 August 2023
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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International Beer Day! Dad Jokes to drink to! 04 August 2023
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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If Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau started dating… …we could call them Portmanteau. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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National Watermelon Day! Sweet, Juicy and Refreshing Dad Jokes! 03 August 2023
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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I asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat. The librarian said it rung a bell, but they weren't really sure if it was in or not. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (39th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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What's it called when you analyze the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Comparison Ford. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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National Girlfriend Day! Jokes to annoy your girlfriend today! 01 August 2023
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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I shouldn’t have hired Dwarves and Hobbits to run my Middle Earth restaurant. Im always short staffed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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World Ranger Day! Dad jokes that belong in a National Park! 31 July 2023
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of July 2023!
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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I went to the doctor and said, I can’t stop singing “Green Green Grass of Home”. The doctor said, you have Tom Jonesitis. Tom Jonesitis? I never heard of that before. Is that rare? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 July 2023
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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I read a book about World War II that was only four pages long. It was Abridged Too Far. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Rain Day! Save these dad jokes for a rainy day! 29 July 2023
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Everyone knows that Albert Einstein was a genius. But not many know that his brother Frank is a monster. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Shark Week! Beware of these shark infested dad jokes! 28 July 2023
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died? Kim Jong Ill. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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National Scotch Day! Get these Dad Jokes on the rocks! 27 July 2023
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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What do you call a depressed terminator? Sigh borg. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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National Aunt and Uncle Day! Getting ready for some Uncle and Aunty-humor! 26 July 2023
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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My wife asked me why I call her 12. Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Twitter is my X! Jokes to commemorate Twitter becoming X-tinct! 25 July 2023
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Where does a stormtrooper go shopping at? The Darth Mall. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Why are the DeceptiCons all planes? They are robots in da skies. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes by Fore Fathers apparel | Special Episode and deal for our listeners
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Parents Day! Jokes that will become apparent! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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How did Harry Potter end up on the set of Family Guy? He went through the Griffin Door. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Day of the Cowboy! Ride into the sunset with these dad jokes! 22 July 2023
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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What did Neil Diamond buy off the internet? He bought a sweet car online. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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Barbenheimer Day! An atomic match that cannot be split! 21 July 2023
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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I had an addiction to Michael Jackson's music. I beat it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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Space Exploration Day! Dad jokes that Elon Musk would love! 20 July 2023
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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National Hot Dog Day! In bread dad jokes! 19 July 2023
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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I asked the drummer from Lynyrd Skynyrd what his favorite percussion instrument was. He told me he was a cymbal kind of man. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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National Tattoo Day! Check out the dad joke ink! 17 July 2023
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Why did the Oppenheimer movie make no money? Because it bombed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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World Snake Day! Slither into these dad jokes! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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What do you call it when Batman misses out on church. Christian Bale. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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My fiancée and her girlfriends are going to a Taylor Swift cover show tomorrow, but it might rain. I told them to just shake it off. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Bastille Day! Dad Jokes to make your head fall off! 14 July 2023
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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International Rock Day! Dwayne Johnson's favorite day! 13 July 2023
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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How does James Bond go to sleep? He tux himself into bed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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I was looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie in her new film but ended up getting a burger instead. Turns out I was in the wrong barbie queue. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Cow Appreciation Day! Udderly lame dad jokes! 11 July 2023
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I recently watched the Netflix series created by the creator of The Simpsons. It left me Groening. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I used to tell the truth all the time and now I just spill the T. I am ruthless. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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World Fashion Day! Ready-to-wear dad jokes! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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I was kicked out of the acting school for my terrible Schwarzenegger impressions. Don't worry, I'll come right back. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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National Video Game Day! Console yourself with these dad jokes! 08 July 2023
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Today I found out Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. All these years, I’ve been living under a Rock. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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World Chocolate Day! Check out these sweet dad jokes! 07 July 2023
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend. But she left me before we met. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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My wife threatened to leave of I didn't stop making star wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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National Bikini Day! Listen to these revealing dad jokes! 05 July 2023
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine. Then UB40. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (38th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Happy Independence Day! Let freedom ring with these dad jokes! 04 July 2023
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Starting a pop punk band who specialises in WW1 songs. It's called Somme 41. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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World UFO Day! Alienate your friends with these dad jokes! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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For the last 20 minutes, my son and wife have been arguing about him eating his vegetables. I just want them to come to an agreement. You know…give peas a chance. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Social Media Day! Doom scroll your way through these dad jokes! 30 June 2023
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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I walked into McDonald's the other day and they were running orders on MacBook Minis. I said Hey I thought you guys had Big Macs (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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National Camera Day! Picture perfect dad jokes! 29 June 2023
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Did you know PC has more lively supporters than Mac? PC sure has loud fans. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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What kind of shoes do architects wear? Sketchers. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Special Celebrity Guest: Christopher Knight (Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch) with his groovy dad jokes!
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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A horse that flies? That's sus. Nah, that's Pegasus. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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What store do Storm Troopers shop at? The store next to Target. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Global Beatles Day! If you need "Help!", listen to these jokes! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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I have a huge obsession with reading comics. I think I have issues. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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International Fairy Day! Listen to these fairy good jokes! 24 June 2023
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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There's a new sushi joint across from the law school. Sosumi. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Special Guest Episode: Comedian Erik Griffin serves up his best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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National Kissing Day! Pucker up to these jokes! 22 June 2023
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Sorry, but I will not make jokes about the missing submersible. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Summer Solstice Day! The longest day deserves dad jokes! 21 June 2023
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (37th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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World Productivity Day! Efficient and Effective Dad Jokes! 20 June 2023
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the movie constipation? It hasn't come out yet. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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I swear my wife doesn't listen to me anymore... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Happy Father's Day! Special 82 joke spectacular! 18 June 2023
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on. (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Why are Mike Tyson's jokes so powerful? (+24 more jokes)
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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A stormtrooper hit on my girlfriend the other day... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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International Bath Day! Soak in these dad jokes! 14 June 2023
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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I made my fish listen to a whole Eminiem album...
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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Sometimes I just sit and think back on the days I used to process cheese... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Superman Day! Truth, Justice and the American Dad Joke Way! 12 June 2023
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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I cracked a joke at a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed. Clearly I'm not even remotely funny. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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World Corn Day! A-maize-ing dad jokes awaits! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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What would happen if I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive? Eventually they’d find me attractive. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Just saw a report on CNN interviewing Billy Joel about the fires in Canada affecting his Manhattan apartment. He just shrugged and said It was always burning, since the world's been turning. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 7 jokes so funny?
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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Billy Joel and his band have been arrested for the air pollution in New York. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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World Oceans Day! These will shore to make you laugh! 08 June 2023
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Spider-Man - Across the Spider-Verse has made over $208 million in the weekend box office sales. I guess I shouldn't be surprised... That makes a lot of Spider cents. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Global Running Day! A marathon episode! 07 June 2023
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (36th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. They really didn't like it when I spilled the beans. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead. You should have seen the Luke on her face! (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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What do you call someone who challenges Mike Tyson to a fight? An ambulance. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 June 2023
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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My printer’s name is Bob Marley. It always Be Jammin’ (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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National Egg Day! Listen to some egg-cellent dad yolks! 03 June 2023
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed. Since then, things have been…. Rocky between us. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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National Donut Day! You donut want to glaze over these dad jokes! 02 June 2023
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Do you know the rapper best known for his sense of smell? 50 Scent. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Dinosaur Day! Jokes that will hit it out of the (Jurassic) park! 01 June 2023
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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My wife told me that none of my bee jokes are funny. I told her that really stung. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of May 2023!
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May 31, 2023 |
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Today I learned that in 1806 Noah Webster published A Compendious Dictionary of the English Language, the first truly American dictionary. Sounds like this was a defining moment in history. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 31, 2023 |
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Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a bad audience reception? They replaced the Ariel. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 30, 2023 |
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I asked my gay friend about his previous relationship. He didn't give me a straight answer. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 29, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 May 2023
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May 28, 2023 |
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You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad? Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 28, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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May 27, 2023 |
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 27, 2023 |
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World Dracula Day! Blood sucking dad jokes! 26 May 2023
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May 26, 2023 |
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Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 26, 2023 |
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They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... They should have called it Fast Ten - Your Seatbelts. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 25, 2023 |
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Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) & Peter Tilden from the "Really, No, Really" podcast delivers their dad jokes!
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May 24, 2023 |
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I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 24, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (35th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 23, 2023 |
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When I was a boy, The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations about the future. . . . like having a job, a loving family, and a dog. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 23, 2023 |
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National Maritime Day! Sail away with these dad jokes! 22 May 2023
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May 22, 2023 |
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In other news, there’s a new dating app that caters to arsonists. Every week you get new matches! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 22, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 May 2023
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May 21, 2023 |
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Today marks 100 days sober. Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 21, 2023 |
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World Whiskey Day! Try these dad jokes on the rocks! 20 May 2023
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May 20, 2023 |
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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 20, 2023 |
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A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, What's wrong?The Mobius strip replies, Where do I even begin? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 19, 2023 |
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International Museum Day! Check out the dad jokes exhibit! 18 May 2023
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May 18, 2023 |
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Recency bias is my favorite type of bias. And I only just learned about it! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 18, 2023 |
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National Numeracy Day! You can count on these dad jokes! 17 May 2023
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May 17, 2023 |
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I worked really hard on a party to blend my Mexican and Norwegian heritage, but in the end it was just a big disappointment. What did I expect from a Fjord Fiesta. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 17, 2023 |
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National Waiters Day! Your serving of top dad jokes! 16 May 2023
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May 16, 2023 |
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I accidentally misspelled someone’s name on their headstone. I’ve made a grave mistake. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 16, 2023 |
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Why can't former President Trump be hanged for treason? Fake noose. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 15, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 May 2023
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May 14, 2023 |
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What do you call men who make Women belong in the kitchen jokes? Single. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 14, 2023 |
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Top Gun Day! I feel the need! The need for speed (and dad jokes)! 13 May 2023
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May 13, 2023 |
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Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 13, 2023 |
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National Nurses Day! Nurse these dad jokes with your family! 12 May 2023
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May 12, 2023 |
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My dad recently died, and in reading his will discovered that he wanted his remains to be cremated and the ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 12, 2023 |
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It's National Technology Day! High tech dad jokes even ChatGPT can't beat! 11 May 2023
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May 11, 2023 |
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I tried to remarry my ex wife. She figured I was only after my money. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 11, 2023 |
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A friend of mine who I haven’t seen in a long while suggested he’d come over today to toss around Pixar DVDs in the backyard. I’m looking forward to catching Up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 10, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (34th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 09, 2023 |
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If Taylor Swift fans are called swifties, What do we call Carrie Underwood's fans? Undies? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 09, 2023 |
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Happy Golf Day! Tee off with these sub par dad jokes! 08 May 2023
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May 08, 2023 |
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Alcoholics don't run in my family. They drive. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 08, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 May 2023
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May 07, 2023 |
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Why was the dentist invited to King Charles Coronation? Because the King needed a new crown. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 07, 2023 |
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I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 06, 2023 |
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It's National Space Day! Astronomically great dad jokes! 05 May 2023
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May 05, 2023 |
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It always surprises people when I tell them I have preference for mono sound when listening to music. But then, I'm not a stereotype. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 05, 2023 |
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Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Be With You! 04 May 2023
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May 04, 2023 |
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Why do actors say Break a leg? They all want to be in a cast. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 04, 2023 |
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It's National Paranormal Day! Lift your spirits with these dad jokes! 03 May 2023
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May 03, 2023 |
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It's Harry Potter Day! Summon up the groans with these dad jokes! 02 May 2023
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May 02, 2023 |
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My girlfriend says that I don't know how to communicate. I'm not sure how to respond. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 02, 2023 |
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I used to work for a circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of April 2023!
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 April 2023
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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What do you call Elon Musks slightly taller twin? Elongate. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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It's International Dancing Day! Get your groove on with these dad jokes! 29 April 2023
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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I poured my root beer into a square glass. And then I was left with just beer! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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It's National Superhero Day! Save the world with these dad jokes! 28 April 2023
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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A woman in labor yells, Shouldn't, Wouldn't, Couldn't, Don't, Can't, The Doctor told her husband, Don't worry, those are just Contractions. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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I got booed off the stage at the comedy club for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But I'll return. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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It's International Alien Day! Out of this world dad jokes! 26 April 2023
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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How far down do they have bury Harry Belafonte? Six foot, seven foot, eight foot? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (33rd Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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It's National Telephone Day! Call on these dad jokes for laughs and groans! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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My math teacher said I was average. But that is just mean. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Cartoonist found dead at home. Details of death are sketchy. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 April 2023
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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It Wasn't Easy for Me, Growing up in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. I really had to learn to stand on my own three feet. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have? Engineers. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 22, 2023 |
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It's National Tea Day! Don't dump these jokes in the harbor! 21 April 2023
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I was so unpopular at school they used to call me Batteries. I was never included in anything. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I bought a dozen bees, but they gave me 13. I love a free bee. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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It's National Bicycle Day! Cycle through these wheely good dad jokes! 19 April 2023
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I told my Wife I was building a model of Mount Everest, she asked, Is it to scale?, I replied, No, it's to look at (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I said it once and I’ll say it again. it. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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What do Ice Cube’s children call him? Popsicle. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 April 2023
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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I got hit in the head by a soda can. Luckily it was a soft drink. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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Comic Sans walks into a bar. “Get out of here,” yells the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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Day Of Silence! Husband's favorite day of the year! 14 April 2023
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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A new prison reform bill would allow inmates to receive video gaming systems in return for information (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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I’ve been hitting the bottle hard lately (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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National Submarine Day! These sub standard dad jokes reach the depths of the sea! 11 Apr 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (32nd edition) | 28 March 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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My wife told me I’ve grown as a person. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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National Siblings Day! Annoy your kin with these eye rollers! 10 Apr 2023
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 April 2023
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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I’m bird watching with Sinead O’Connor. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Recently saw Best Picture winner EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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National Beer Day! Cheers, Big Ears! 7 April 2023
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful… (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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I had to quit my job as a professional body builder (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Now that Finland joined NATO, we're at 31 members | + 27 more dad jokes!
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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A group of monks were caught selling flowers on Hugh Jackman’s property yesterday. | + 26 more dad jokes!
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store? | + 27 more jokes | 03 Apr 2023
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 April 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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Excited about the new Tetris movie. | + 25 more jokes | 02 Apr 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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April Fools Day (Prison Edition)
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure. | + 26 more jokes | 01 Apr 2023
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of March 2023!
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Why didn't the chemistry channel get any subscribers? | + 24 more jokes | 31 Mar 2023
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Some girl told me I’ve got a face like the back of a boat today | + 24 more jokes | 30 Mar 2023
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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World Piano Day! Low key jokes! 29 March 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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I went to have a statue made and the sculptor asked me if I wanted it to be iron or bronze. | + 27 more jokes | 29 Mar 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (31st edition) | 28 March 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Ever hear of the rock band The Keys? | + 26 more jokes | 28 Mar 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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World Theatre Day! Break a Leg with these Dad Jokes! 27 March 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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My daughter's cat is named Faith | + 26 more jokes | 27 Mar 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 March 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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In college they called me The Love Machine. | + 24 more jokes | 26 Mar 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends? | + 25 more jokes | 25 Mar 2023
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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Did you hear Darth Vader got remarried? | + 25 more jokes | 24 Mar 2023
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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World Meteorological Day! See if you can weather these jokes! 23 March 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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If you like telling dad jokes in the desert | + 25 more jokes | 23 Mar 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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World Water Day! Stay hydrated with these Dad Jokes! 22 March 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers | + 27 more jokes | 22 Mar 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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I’ve offered my elderly neighbour £20 to let me have a go on her stairlift | + 26 more jokes | 21 Mar 2023
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Dwarfism is becoming more common than ever | + 27 more jokes | 20 Mar 2023
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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National Poultry Day! Im-peck-able jokes! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Who was powerful, purple, and almost conquered the world? | + 25 more jokes | 19 Mar 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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My wife yells from the kitchen “Do you ever get a shooting pain, like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll?” I answered “No.” | + 24 more jokes | 18 Mar 2023
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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St Patricks Day! Dad jokes to make you Dublin over with laughter! 17 March 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian. | + 25 more jokes | 17 Mar 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Why was Babe Ruth banned from the music store? | + 23 more jokes | 16 Mar 2023
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Up until yesterday, we hardly talked about that movie that won big at the Oscars | + 22 more jokes | 15 Mar 2023
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (30th edition) | 14 March 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Why did the regulators move Silicon Valley Bank to Antarctica? | + 23 more jokes | 14 Mar 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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I remember when Daylight Savings wasn't a thing. | + 23 more jokes | 13 Mar 2023
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Daily Dad Jokes Trailer (feat. Kurtwood Smith from That 70s Show)
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 March 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Where was John F Kennedy's favorite place to sit in the cinema? | + 22 more jokes | 12 Mar 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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World Plumbing Day! Pipe these Dad Jokes into your home! 11 March 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high this morning. | + 21 more jokes | 11 Mar 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris' Birthday! Roundhouse kick these jokes to celebrate a legend! 10 March 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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What’s the difference between the Backstreet Boys and a Algebra Teacher? | + 22 more jokes | 10 Mar 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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I heard they are making a new TV series based on the sequel to the Love Boat... | + 21 more jokes | 09 Mar 2023
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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World Maths Day! Dad Jokes to multiply the laughter! 8 March 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the cast from The Fast and Furious? | + 22 more jokes | 08 Mar 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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World Cereal Day! Top jokes to start your day! 7 March 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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I read that Bill Gates is vehemently against intermittent fasting. | + 25 more jokes | 07 Mar 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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My coronavirus meme did really well. | + 23 more jokes | 06 Mar 2023
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister. | +25 more jokes | 5 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland. | + 21 more jokes | 04 Mar 2023
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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How was George Lucas able to complete the Return of the Jedi? | + 23 more jokes | 03 Mar 2023
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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World Book Day! A compendium of lame dad jokes! 2 March 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Do you know why Snoop Dog uses cast iron pans? | + 21 more jokes | 02 Mar 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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World Barista Day! Get your caffeinated dad joke fix here! 1 March 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Why does James Bond prefer an earthquake over a tornado?| + 25 more jokes | 01 Mar 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of February 2023!
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (29th edition) | 28 February 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Oh sure, when Thor throws a hammer, he's a hero! | + 26 more jokes | 28 Feb 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Why is the divorce rate for horses so low? | + 28 more jokes | 27 Feb 2023
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 February 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Why did the Rebels find the Death Star plans difficult to interpret? | + 27 more jokes | 26 Feb 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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World Bartender Day! Cheers to these Dad Jokes! 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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I told a helium joke in Chemistry class | + 25 more jokes! | 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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What did Avril Lavigne say to the maker of a Rube Goldberg machine? | + 27 more jokes | 23 Feb 2023
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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World Yoga Day! Top Dad Jokes to stretch to today! 22 February 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. | + 23 more jokes | 22 Feb 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Why is Billy Joel's laundry still wet? | + 21 more jokes | 21 Feb 2023
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Presidents Day! Check out these unpresidented Dad Jokes! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Why couldn’t Cleopatra accept Mark Antony’s death? | + 24 more jokes | 20 Feb 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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I've just watched a documentary on marijuana | + 24 more jokes | 19 Feb 2023
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Got Attacked By 6 Dwarves Today. | + 21 more jokes | 18 Feb 2023
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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My wife said I ruined her birthday. | + 23 more jokes | 17 Feb 2023
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Never trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day | + 24 more jokes | 16 Feb 2023
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Celebrity Guest: Kurtwood Smith (aka Red Foreman from "That 70s Show") celebrates National Wisconsin Day with his best Dad Jokes! 15 Wednesday 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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It’s Valentine’s Day today. 3 years ago today I asked my best friend, my childhood sweetheart and the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me | + 23 more jokes | 15 Feb 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (28th edition) | 14 February 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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How did the salesman present his company's new playground set to his customers? | + 21 more jokes | 14 Feb 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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“The Last of Us” is a terrible title. It should have been called… | + 24 more jokes | 13 Feb 2023
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 February 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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I always keep my guitar in my car. | + 22 more jokes | 12 Feb 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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National Inventors' Day! Check out these genius Dad Jokes! 11 February 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Why did the employee’s paychecks smell like parsley? | + 22 more jokes | 11 Feb 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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My wife made a joke at the expense of Snoopy and Charlie Brown. | + 22 more jokes | 10 Feb 2023
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet Dad Jokes to give your Snickers! 9 February 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Why aren't there many films about Abraham Lincoln? | + 22 more jokes | 09 Feb 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Opera Day! Check out these pitch perfect Dad Jokes! 8 February 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me I could marry you. | + 21 more jokes | 08 Feb 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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National Periodic Table Day. Give your family the element of surprise with these Dad Jokes! 7 February 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table... | + 24 more jokes | 07 Feb 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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National Chopsticks Day! Dad Jokes to noodle over with wonton groans! 6 February 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Today America took down that Chinese air balloon. | + 22 more jokes | 06 Feb 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 February 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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IKEA had to cancel their new Artificial Intelligence program. | + 22 more jokes | 05 Feb 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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What do you call a politician with a clear conscience? | + 18 more jokes | 04 Feb 2023
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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National Bubble Gum Day! Pop on over and stick around for these dad jokes! 3 February 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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I watched a compelling drama about the history of the Schindler Elevator company. | + 20 more jokes | 03 Feb 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's GROUNDHOG DAY! 2 February 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Does anyone know what time the Aerosmith concert starts? | + 18 more jokes | 02 Feb 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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National Serpent Day! Top Dad Jokes to slither to! 1 February 2023
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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How do Australians clean their butts? | + 20 more jokes | 01 Feb 2023
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (27th edition) | 31 January 2023
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of January 2023!
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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I can tell I’m getting old because my kids don’t want to listen to Whitesnake with me | + 18 more jokes | 31 Jan 2023
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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I attended a prom at a school for the blind and had the time of my life. | + 17 more jokes | 30 Jan 2023
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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National Puzzle Day! Very puzzling dad jokes! 29 January 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 29 January 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra. | + 20 more jokes | 29 Jan 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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International Lego Day! Build up the groans with these Dad Jokes! 28 January 2023
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. | + 20 more jokes | 28 Jan 2023
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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A moebius strip walks into a bar looking sad. | + 18 more jokes | 27 Jan 2023
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? | + 17 more jokes | 26 Jan 2023
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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How did Charles Darwin propose to his wife? | + 15 more jokes | 25 Jan 2023
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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National Peanut Butter Day! Spread these top Dad Jokes! 24 January 2023
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Why doesn't Anakin like airplanes? | + 18 more jokes | 24 Jan 2023
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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National Pie Day! Enjoy these Dad Jokes "A La Mode" | 23 January 2023
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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What do I know about atoms? | + 18 more jokes | 23 Jan 2023
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 22 January 2023
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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What do you call Darth Vader's armor rack? | + 18 more jokes | 22 Jan 2023
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines? | + 18 more jokes | 21 Jan 2023
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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National DJ Day! Groove to these sick Dad Jokes! 20 January 2023
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats? | + 17 more jokes | 20 Jan 2023
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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National Popcorn Day! Cracking Corny Jokes! 19 January 2023
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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When I was 7 years old, I realized that Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and my dad all had the same handwriting. | + 17 more jokes | 19 Jan 2023
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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There were clucking sounds coming from our hen house today, but the last chicken died in there two summers ago | + 16 more jokes | 18 Jan 2023
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (26th edition) | 17 January 2023
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks? | + 15 more jokes | 17 Jan 2023
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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What did the color say to the other color? | + 18 more jokes | 16 Jan 2023
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 15 January 2023
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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What’s the best thing about only having your right arm and right leg? | + 18 more jokes | 15 Jan 2023
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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How does the Pope make a sieve? | + 17 more jokes | 14 Jan 2023
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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I wanted to find the meaning of life. | + 16 more jokes | 13 Jan 2023
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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A snake walked into a bar. | + 18 more jokes | 12 Jan 2023
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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My dad used to say to me 'When One Door Closes another will Open' | + 16 more jokes | 11 Jan 2023
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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My neighbor just got arrested for ruining our community garden… | + 18 more jokes | 10 Jan 2023
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Last night while watching TV, my wife asked me, “did you just fart?” I asked her, “you can smell that?” She said “yes”. | + 18 more jokes | 09 Jan 2023
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 08 January 2023
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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why can't Michael Jackson play chess? | + 15 more jokes | 08 Jan 2023
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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How many Kevin McCarthy's does it take to change a lightbulb? | + 18 more jokes | 07 Jan 2023
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. | + 18 more jokes | 06 Jan 2023
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Advice please. My wife wants us to get a Bose smart Soundbar, but I prefer the Sonos system. | + 16 more jokes | 05 Jan 2023
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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There was a murder among the number community, and we suspect it might have been committed by the 2, the 3, the 5 or the 7. | + 16 more jokes | 04 Jan 2023
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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I used a rectal thermometer because I was told they are more accurate, | + 18 more jokes | 03 Jan 2023
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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New years resolution is to stop telling dad jokes | + 15 more jokes | 02 Jan 2023
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 01 January 2023
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for 2022!
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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What do you call Andrew Tate in prison? | + 16 more jokes | 01 Jan 2023
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of December 2022!
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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British people love making jokes about menstruation | + 16 more jokes | 31 Dec 2022
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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What do your call your mum if she used to be your dad? | + 18 more jokes | 30 Dec 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?” | + 17 more jokes | 29 Dec 2022
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. | + 18 more jokes | 28 Dec 2022
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Christmas | + 18 more jokes | 27 Dec 2022
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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What does Europe have that North America does not? | + 16 more jokes | 26 Dec 2022
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 December 2022
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. | + 15 more jokes | 25 Dec 2022
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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I'm allergic to peanut butter, but I love the taste of it. | + 17 more jokes | 24 Dec 2022
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Christmas Edition! Share these Yuletide dad jokes with your family! 23 December 2022
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? | + 17 more jokes | 23 Dec 2022
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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World Mathematics Day! Top dad joke you can count on! 22 December 2022
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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Odd people annoy me so much. | + 16 more jokes | 22 Dec 2022
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash | + 16 more jokes | 21 Dec 2022
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table? | + 15 more jokes | 20 Dec 2022
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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What’s the only place you can work where you’ll get fired for putting in extra hours | + 17 more jokes | 19 Dec 2022
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 18 December 2022
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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I'm selling my low mileage Delorean. | + 16 more jokes | 18 Dec 2022
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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Wright Brothers Day! Soar into the sky with these dad jokes with the Wright stuff! | 17 December 2022
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Keanu Reeves and I are good friends. | + 15 more jokes | 17 Dec 2022
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the Necromancer who wants to settle down? | + 15 more jokes | 16 Dec 2022
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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For those of you that play Wordle, today's solution was not easy. | + 16 more jokes | 15 Dec 2022
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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I'd hate to be a billionaire. | + 16 more jokes | 14 Dec 2022
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (25th edition) | 13 December 2022
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. | + 16 more jokes | 13 Dec 2022
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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Got home to find out my kids had been on eBay all day | + 16 more jokes | 12 Dec 2022
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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International Mountain Day! Hill-areas dad jokes that scale to the peak of comedy! 11 December 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 December 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Is anyone else's Netflix broken? | + 15 more jokes | 11 Dec 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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I heard Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. | + 18 more jokes | 10 Dec 2022
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the bread factory that caught fire? | + 18 more jokes | 09 Dec 2022
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, | + 15 more jokes | 08 Dec 2022
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Have you heard Beyoncé’s new Christmas song? | + 17 more jokes | 07 Dec 2022
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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National Miner's Day! Dig these dad jokes! 6 December 2022
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? | + 15 more jokes | 06 Dec 2022
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Walt Disney Day! Magical dad jokes! 5 December 2022
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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I got in touch with my inner self today | + 17 more jokes | 05 Dec 2022
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 December 2022
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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I was amazed at the queue to get into the Legos store. | + 15 more jokes | 04 Dec 2022
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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National Candle Day! Brighten up your day with these Dad Jokes! 3 December 2022
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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My son woke me up because he was having a scary dream about a mean horse... | + 15 more jokes | 03 Dec 2022
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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National Bartender Day! Serve up these jokes to your family today! 2 December 2022
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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I had a great teacher at my last school, called Mr Turtle. | + 15 more jokes | 02 Dec 2022
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Why did Gandalf get fired from Hogwarts? | + 18 more jokes | 01 Dec 2022
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of November 2022!
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Why are Dentists' graves hard to find? | + 17 more jokes | 30 Nov 2022
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (24th edition) | 29 November 2022
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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I placed a big bet on my favorite African nation to win the World Cup. | + 18 more jokes | 29 Nov 2022
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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The Rock used to be the best wrestler in the world… | + 15 more jokes | 28 Nov 2022
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 27 November 2022
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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I found a communist spy in my house the other day. | + 17 more jokes | 27 Nov 2022
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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My wife asked me, “Why are all the potatoes burnt to a crisp?” | + 18 more jokes | 26 Nov 2022
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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Black Friday Edition! Get these jokes at bargain basement prices! 25 November 2022
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Dissecting comedy is like dissecting a frog. | + 16 more jokes | 25 Nov 2022
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Who is in favor of bringing Roman numerals back into use? | + 17 more jokes | 24 Nov 2022
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? | + 18 more jokes | 23 Nov 2022
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Thanksgiving Edition | Jokes to help you get the laughs (and groans) from your family this Thanksgiving! 22 November 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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World Television Day! Turn on to these great dad jokes! 21 November 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Every shape has meaning except for the circle. | + 18 more jokes | 22 Nov 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Why are athletes heavier than prisoners? | + 17 more jokes | 21 Nov 2022
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 November 2022
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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Who is the most lonely billionaire? | + 16 more jokes | 20 Nov 2022
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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World Toilet Day! Flush these jokes out! 19 November 2022
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost? | + 16 more jokes | 19 Nov 2022
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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National Princess Day! Jokes worthy of regal attention. 18 November 2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? | + 18 more jokes | 18 Nov 2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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My girlfriend asked if I wanted to start doing yoga with her. | + 19 more jokes | 17 Nov 2022
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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National Fast Food Day! 16 November 2022
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? | + 23 more jokes | 16 Nov 2022
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (23rd edition) | 15 November 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Entrepreneur's Day! Top jokes to celebrate the dreamers and the doers! 15 November 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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I called my pet termite Clint | + 19 more jokes | 15 Nov 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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How can you tell if a sniper likes you? | + 22 more jokes | 14 Nov 2022
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 13 November 2022
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing | + 21 more jokes | 13 Nov 2022
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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Why are women and children evacuated first in a natural disaster? | + 22 more jokes | 12 Nov 2022
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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National Metal Day! Turn up the groans to 11 with these jokes! 11 November 2022
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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What is Donald Trump's favorite supermarket? | + 21 more jokes | 11 Nov 2022
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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I just watched a surprisingly good movie about an archeologist. | + 23 more jokes | 10 Nov 2022
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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World Freedom Day! Let freedom ring! 9 November 2022
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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How long did Cain beat his brother? | + 20 more jokes | 09 Nov 2022
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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I heard that The Office is getting a sequel series set after the original. | + 20 more jokes | 08 Nov 2022
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Why was Jon Snow at the Apple store? | + 22 more jokes | 07 Nov 2022
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 06 November 2022
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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Never throw sodium chloride at someone | + 23 more jokes | 06 Nov 2022
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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American Football Day! Score a touchdown with these jokes! 5 November 2022
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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What's worse than a box that does contain venomous snakes? | + 18 more jokes | 05 Nov 2022
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Love Your Lawyer Day! Top jokes that have passed the high bar! 4 November 2022
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character | + 22 more jokes | 04 Nov 2022
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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National Sandwich Day! Get your fill of sandwich jokes! 3 November 2022
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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You should never tell secrets to Mr. Potato Head. | + 21 more jokes | 03 Nov 2022
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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National Stress Awareness Day! Relieve your stress with these top dad jokes! 2 November 2022
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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What do you call a vaping vampire? | + 22 more jokes | 02 Nov 2022
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (22nd edition) | 1 November 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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National Vegan Day! Top meatless jokes! 1 November 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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How did Megan Fox and Megan Thee Stallion become successful performers? | + 21 more jokes | 01 Nov 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of October 2022!
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Halloween 2022 Special Episode! 31 October 2022
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. | + 21 more jokes | 31 Oct 2022
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 October 2022
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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How did the pigeon become President? | + 19 more jokes | 30 Oct 2022
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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International Internet Day! Log onto these top Internet dad jokes! 29 October 2022
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Why does Waldo wear stripes? | + 23 more jokes | 29 Oct 2022
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Microsoft are starting to ban fake email accounts | + 21 more jokes | 28 Oct 2022
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Why was it hard for Sauron to Guard Mount Doom? | + 22 more jokes | 27 Oct 2022
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. | + 22 more jokes | 26 Oct 2022
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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What do you call Iron Man if his suit falls off? | + 22 more jokes | 25 Oct 2022
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the Italian Chef who was in critical condition at the hospital? | + 23 more jokes | 24 Oct 2022
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 October 2022
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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I decided to name the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss | + 19 more jokes | 23 Oct 2022
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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How do mermaids talk to each other? | + 22 more jokes | 22 Oct 2022
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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National Apple Day! Top Apple jokes! 21 October 2022
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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I never understood this conservative government. | + 23 more jokes | 21 Oct 2022
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Mathematicians think that normal people are rude and not nice. | + 20 more jokes | 20 Oct 2022
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape | + 23 more jokes | 19 Oct 2022
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (21st edition) | 18 October 2022
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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I asked my friend why he keeps stealing the same board game from toy stores. | + 20 more jokes | 18 Oct 2022
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Happy Birthday Eminem! Top jokes to celebrate Slim Shady's big day! 17 October 2022
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Did you hear that Sting got kidnapped? | + 19 more jokes | 17 Oct 2022
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 October 2022
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Justin Timberlake bought some waterfront property in Ukrainian territory occupied by Russia. | + 21 more jokes | 16 Oct 2022
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Why are Joe Biden’s approval numbers so low? | + 19 more jokes | 15 Oct 2022
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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World Boss' Day! 14 October 2022
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay. | + 29 more jokes | 14 Oct 2022
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. | + 27 more jokes | 13 Oct 2022
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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If you're in need of a job, you could try Search and Rescue | + 27 more jokes | 12 Oct 2022
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper. | + 24 more jokes | 11 Oct 2022
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 October 2022
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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A hot girl came camping with me last week | + 25 more jokes | 10 Oct 2022
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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If you ever forget the rules of chess, you'll be fine. | + 21 more jokes | 09 Oct 2022
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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World Chess Day! Long live the King! 8 October 2022
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. | + 23 more jokes | 08 Oct 2022
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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Pablo Picasso had an irrational hatred of boxes | + 19 more jokes | 07 Oct 2022
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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What do Donald Trump, Princess Diana, and Pink Floyd have in common? | + 21 more jokes | 06 Oct 2022
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt ? | + 20 more jokes | 05 Oct 2022
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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National Golf Lovers Day! Tee up with these dad jokes! 4 October 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (20th edition) | 4 October 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator | + 16 more jokes | 04 Oct 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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National Boyfriend Day! Featuring Daily Shower Thoughts host, Lorelai Stewart! 3 October 2022
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health. | + 16 more jokes | 03 Oct 2022
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Where do boats go when they're sick? | + 15 more jokes | 02 Oct 2022
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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What do conspiracy theorists and Excel have in common? | + 12 more jokes | 01 Oct 2022
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for September 2022!
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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It's sad that Coolio has died. | + 9 more jokes | 30 Sep 2022
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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National Coffee Day! Enjoy these caffeinated inspired jokes! 29 September 2022
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop speaking in Star Wars quotes. | + 12 more jokes | 29 Sep 2022
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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National Drink Beer Day! Crack open a cold one with the boys! 28 September 2022
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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The Mortal Kombat Theme is based on an Old Scandinavian song | + 9 more jokes | 28 Sep 2022
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Did you know U2 has the best lawyer in the entire music industry? | + 11 more jokes | 27 Sep 2022
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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What would happen if Uranus collided with Earth? | + 9 more jokes | 26 Sep 2022
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Andrew Garfield, Tobey McGuire and Tom Holland got into an accident upon arriving at a party. | + 9 more jokes | 25 Sep 2022
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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National Hunting and Fishing Day! Fish for some unBEARable dad jokes! 24 September 2022
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Have you seen what Mount Rushmore looked like before it was carved? | + 12 more jokes | 24 Sep 2022
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Back in school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle | + 12 more jokes | 23 Sep 2022
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. | + 12 more jokes | 22 Sep 2022
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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I just discovered my wife's Tinder profile, and I am so angry about her lies | + 12 more jokes | 21 Sep 2022
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (19th edition) | 20 September 2022
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Why did the Twitter HQ building collapse? | + 10 more jokes | 20 Sep 2022
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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I know I ain't a ten but every time I enter a bathroom | + 10 more jokes | 19 Sep 2022
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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What do you call a cow that recently had a baby? | + 10 more jokes | 18 Sep 2022
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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This morning I decided to use Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee. | + 9 more jokes | 17 Sep 2022
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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Math needs to grow up… | + 9 more jokes | 16 Sep 2022
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? | + 12 more jokes | 15 Sep 2022
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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I'm a social vegan | + 12 more jokes | 14 Sep 2022
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Why didn’t Princess Leia simply email the Death Star plans to Obi Wan? | + 11 more jokes | 13 Sep 2022
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles in today's Hollywood. | + 9 more jokes | 12 Sep 2022
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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How do you get down from an elephant? | + 11 more jokes | 11 Sep 2022
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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A king and queen walk into a bar. | + 12 more jokes | 10 Sep 2022
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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President Biden was just informed that the Queen has died. | + 9 more jokes | 09 Sep 2022
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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National Actor's and Actress's Day! Break a leg with these top jokes! 08 September 2022
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee | + 11 more jokes | 08 Sep 2022
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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I got arrested for downloading the entire Wikipedia site. | + 10 more jokes | 07 Sep 2022
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (18th edition) | 6 September 2022
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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What is the most important element on the Periodic Table? | + 10 more jokes | 06 Sep 2022
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off | + 10 more jokes | 05 Sep 2022
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Do you agree that ALL bed coverings should be thin and machine washable? | + 12 more jokes | 04 Sep 2022
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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What did the river say when the dam got in its way? | + 9 more jokes | 03 Sep 2022
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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A black hole made a joke | + 12 more jokes | 02 Sep 2022
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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My wife said 'You really have no sense of direction, do you ?' | + 12 more jokes | 01 Sep 2022
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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Chris Rock just declined the invite to host 2023 Academy Awards. | + 12 more jokes | 31 Aug 2022
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? | + 12 more jokes | 30 Aug 2022
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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I’m the best at being alone | + 11 more jokes | 29 Aug 2022
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say vest day ever like a million times. | + 10 more jokes | 28 Aug 2022
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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The English Language is Weird. | + 10 more jokes | 27 Aug 2022
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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National Dog Day! Jokes that will bring the woof down! 26 August 2022
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Why do gamers not touch grass? | + 12 more jokes | 26 Aug 2022
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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How do you kill a blue elephant? You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? | + 12 more jokes | 25 Aug 2022
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Why was the child’s blanket arrested? | + 12 more jokes | 24 Aug 2022
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (17th edition) | 23 August 2022
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out? | + 9 more jokes | 23 Aug 2022
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? | + 9 more jokes | 22 Aug 2022
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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I took my pet pig to the vet because she was feeling sick. The vet told me to return in a couple hours, so I did. When I came back, the vet presented me with a ham. | + 12 more jokes | 21 Aug 2022
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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Three fish in a tank. One looks to the others and says. | + 12 more jokes | 20 Aug 2022
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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National Potato Day. Top Carbolicious Jokes about Potatoes! 19 August 2022
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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There are 2 reasons why you shouldn't drink toilet water. | + 12 more jokes | 19 Aug 2022
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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What shoes do kidnappers wear? | + 9 more jokes | 18 Aug 2022
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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And God said to John, Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. | + 11 more jokes | 17 Aug 2022
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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I recently began collecting rivers. | + 9 more jokes | 16 Aug 2022
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic? | + 11 more jokes | 15 Aug 2022
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone? | + 9 more jokes | 14 Aug 2022
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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Guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians? | + 9 more jokes | 13 Aug 2022
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? | + 9 more jokes | 12 Aug 2022
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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National Son and Daughter Day! Annoy your offspring with these beauties! 11 August 2022
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Rome was warned not to make Jesus angry. | + 11 more jokes | 11 Aug 2022
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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It’s my wife’s birthday next week and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over our house. | + 9 more jokes | 10 Aug 2022
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (16th edition) | 9 August 2022
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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I have a Dad Joke about Michael Jackson, but I won’t tell it. | + 12 more jokes | 09 Aug 2022
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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International Cat Day! Feline down? These jokes will pick you up! 08 August 2022
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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My wife asked me to plan a cruise for our vacation. When I did she said that I picked the wrong ocean. | + 11 more jokes | 08 Aug 2022
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen… | + 11 more jokes | 07 Aug 2022
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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What do you call a wife who is average in all areas of life? | + 12 more jokes | 06 Aug 2022
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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Charlie Newhart, Comedian, Actor and Author, delivers his Top 5 Dad Jokes! 04 August 2022
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met? | + 10 more jokes | 05 Aug 2022
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Are people born with a photographic memory? | + 12 more jokes | 04 Aug 2022
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (15th edition) | 3 August 2022
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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The reviews for the new Elvis movie have been generally positive. | + 10 more jokes | 03 Aug 2022
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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What does a painter do when he gets cold? | + 11 more jokes | 02 Aug 2022
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Spider-man Day! Top jokes about your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. | 01 August 2022
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a pet? | + 11 more jokes | 01 Aug 2022
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Larry Gifford, Parkinson's advocate and host of "When Life Gives You Parkinson's" shares his best Dad Jokes!
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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What did Tennessee? | + 10 more jokes | 31 Jul 2022
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. | + 11 more jokes | 30 Jul 2022
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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I had to break up with my math teacher girlfriend. | + 12 more jokes | 29 Jul 2022
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. | + 12 more jokes | 28 Jul 2022
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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My company just signed a contract for a documentary series on flying planes! | + 12 more jokes | 27 Jul 2022
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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I have to say—Whiteout is pretty useless… | + 12 more jokes | 26 Jul 2022
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st. | + 12 more jokes | 25 Jul 2022
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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She’s a ten, but she can move things with her mind. | + 10 more jokes | 24 Jul 2022
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? | + 9 more jokes | 23 Jul 2022
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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I once broke up with this girl that worked at an aquarium. | + 10 more jokes | 22 Jul 2022
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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What is a candlestick maker's favorite movie? | + 9 more jokes | 21 Jul 2022
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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National Moon Day | Top Lunar Jokes | 20 July 2022
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Why isn't holy water used in vaccines? | + 12 more jokes | 20 Jul 2022
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (14th edition) | 19 July 2022
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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I went to the library and asked for the self help section | + 10 more jokes | 19 Jul 2022
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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I took a job as an executioner, but it's been tough. | + 9 more jokes | 18 Jul 2022
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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I really want to tell my joke about vampires | + 11 more jokes | 17 Jul 2022
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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How did Captain Hook die? | + 10 more jokes | 16 Jul 2022
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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My wife and I let astrology get between us. | + 12 more jokes | 15 Jul 2022
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Will Smith must be great at metal works. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Jul 2022
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the man going around painting peoples houses illegally? | + 11 more jokes | 13 Jul 2022
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Cow Appreciation Day! Top jokes about all things cow! 12 July 2022
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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I was once kissed by an electrician's daughter | + 11 more jokes | 12 Jul 2022
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Someone spilled all their seasoning on me yesterday. | + 10 more jokes | 11 Jul 2022
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the Internet. Anything water related really. | + 11 more jokes | 10 Jul 2022
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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Why did Walter White crash his car? | + 9 more jokes | 09 Jul 2022
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Top Video Game Dad Jokes | National Video Game Day | 8 July 2022
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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What did dad say to mom when he bought her the wrong kind of flower? | + 12 more jokes | 08 Jul 2022
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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What do you call a short mother ? | + 12 more jokes | 07 Jul 2022
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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I own a sandwich shop and am desperate for workers. | + 10 more jokes | 06 Jul 2022
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (13th edition) | 5 July 2022
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington. | + 9 more jokes | 05 Jul 2022
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Why are vampires very bad Product Managers? | + 9 more jokes | 04 Jul 2022
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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People think grass don’t be wet in the morning | + 12 more jokes | 03 Jul 2022
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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"The Puzzler" author A.J. Jacobs delivers awesome puzzle related Dad Jokes! | Special Guest Episode | 2 July 2022
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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I am a master at forgery. | + 10 more jokes | 02 Jul 2022
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Why did the dad joke cross the road? | + 9 more jokes | 01 Jul 2022
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine? | + 10 more jokes | 30 Jun 2022
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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My dad gave up smoking cold turkey. | + 10 more jokes | 29 Jun 2022
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (12th edition) | 28 June 2022
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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I asked a wise man for help with my herb garden | + 12 more jokes | 28 Jun 2022
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Prices are so high now I bought a bottle of Head and Shoulders | + 11 more jokes | 27 Jun 2022
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Scientists got tired of watching the Earth spin. | + 11 more jokes | 26 Jun 2022
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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Beatles Dad Jokes! Celebrate World Beatles Day with us | 25 June 2022
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? | + 9 more jokes | 25 Jun 2022
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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I was so angry earlier that I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere. | + 10 more jokes | 24 Jun 2022
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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What did the postal worker say to the woman looking for a job? | + 11 more jokes | 23 Jun 2022
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office | + 9 more jokes | 22 Jun 2022
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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World Music Day! Listen to our collection of music themed Dad Jokes! 21 June 2021
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (11th edition) | 21 June 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs? | + 12 more jokes | 21 Jun 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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For Father's Day my kids made me breakfast in bed. | + 12 more jokes | 20 Jun 2022
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Paul Ollinger, Comedian and Host of the Crazy Money Podcast delivers his best Dad Jokes | Special Guest | 19 June 2022
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins | + 12 more jokes | 19 Jun 2022
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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What are the chances of a cow standing in a field getting struck by lightning? | + 10 more jokes | 18 Jun 2022
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out. | + 9 more jokes | 17 Jun 2022
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture | + 9 more jokes | 16 Jun 2022
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative. | + 10 more jokes | 15 Jun 2022
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (10th edition) | 14 June 2022
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Jun 2022
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Writing crime novels is an okay job. | + 9 more jokes | 13 Jun 2022
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts. | + 10 more jokes | 12 Jun 2022
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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What do wolves call blue hedgehogs? | + 10 more jokes | 11 Jun 2022
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Jun 11, 2022 |
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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike? | + 12 more jokes | 10 Jun 2022
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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I heard Disney Plus are renewing Obi Wan Kenobi for a second season. | + 12 more jokes | 09 Jun 2022
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist. | + 10 more jokes | 08 Jun 2022
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (9th edition) | 7 June 2022
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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My wife and I took a 1000 mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way up. | + 11 more jokes | 07 Jun 2022
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Top Gun didn't use the right fighter jets in most scenes | + 12 more jokes | 06 Jun 2022
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Today was my son's fourth birthday party. I didn't recognize him at first. | + 11 more jokes | 05 Jun 2022
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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Cheesy Jokes to celebrate National Cheese Day! | 04 June 2022
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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I'm starting a business to teach math to little people | + 12 more jokes | 04 Jun 2022
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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How do snails fight? | + 9 more jokes | 03 Jun 2022
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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How do Zombies without noses smell? | + 10 more jokes | 02 Jun 2022
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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I know 2 attractive women who pose in ads for a local bakery | + 10 more jokes | 01 Jun 2022
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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My wife got me a jar of dirt for my birthday | 31 May 2022
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May 31, 2022 |
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You can’t blame anyone if you fall in your driveway | + 9 more jokes | 30 May 2022
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May 30, 2022 |
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When I was teaching in the classroom the kids all laughed at my jokes but once we went Zoom they don’t laugh anymore. | + 11 more jokes | 29 May 2022
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May 29, 2022 |
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National Hamburger Day | Top 10 burger jokes! | 28 May 2022
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May 28, 2022 |
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When you pass away, what's the last thing on your body to die? | + 11 more jokes | 28 May 2022
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May 28, 2022 |
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Why is Spring the favorite season for deciduous trees? | + 12 more jokes | 27 May 2022
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May 27, 2022 |
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World Dracula Day | Top 10 Dracula themed jokes! | 26 May 2022
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May 26, 2022 |
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I was the only one to forget to bring sunscreen to the beach. | + 11 more jokes | 26 May 2022
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May 26, 2022 |
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Someone should market a beer called Occasionally | + 9 more jokes | 25 May 2022
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May 25, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (8th edition) | 24 May 2022
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May 24, 2022 |
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Never fart in an Apple store | + 9 more jokes | 24 May 2022
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May 24, 2022 |
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Why is it so hard to beat Bruce Springsteen in a foot race? | + 10 more jokes | 23 May 2022
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May 23, 2022 |
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My wife apologized for the first time ever today | + 12 more jokes | 22 May 2022
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May 22, 2022 |
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Special Guests from The Podcask share their best Dad Jokes to celebrate World Whiskey Day! | 21 May 2022
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May 21, 2022 |
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What do you call it when Batman skips church? | + 12 more jokes | 21 May 2022
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May 21, 2022 |
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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? | + 12 more jokes | 20 May 2022
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May 20, 2022 |
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The authorities had no idea who set fire to the Notre Dame cathedral... | + 12 more jokes | 19 May 2022
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May 19, 2022 |
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National Numeracy Day Special Episode | Top 10 Dad Jokes about Maths! | 18 May 2022
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May 18, 2022 |
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? | + 12 more jokes | 18 May 2022
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May 18, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (7th edition) | 17 May 2022
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May 17, 2022 |
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. | + 12 more jokes | 17 May 2022
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May 17, 2022 |
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I heard Bill Gates just bought shares in Jack Daniel's. | + 11 more jokes | 16 May 2022
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May 16, 2022 |
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Did you hear the population in Ireland's capital is growing? | + 11 more jokes | 15 May 2022
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May 15, 2022 |
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National Train Day Special Episode | Top 10 Dad Jokes about Trains! | 14 May 2022
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May 14, 2022 |
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All these people complaining about the blurry picture of Black Hole. | + 11 more jokes | 14 May 2022
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May 14, 2022 |
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My wife recently bought glass cookware from Jamaica. | + 9 more jokes | 13 May 2022
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May 13, 2022 |
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? | + 10 more jokes | 12 May 2022
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May 12, 2022 |
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People think being a waiter isn't a respectable job. | + 11 more jokes | 11 May 2022
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May 11, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (6th edition) | 10 May 2022
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May 10, 2022 |
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What did 50 cent do when he was hungry ? | + 11 more jokes | 10 May 2022
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May 10, 2022 |
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I'm a locksmith and also a musician. | + 11 more jokes | 09 May 2022
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May 09, 2022 |
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I've been searching all over YouTube for my favorite U2 song | + 10 more jokes | 08 May 2022
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May 08, 2022 |
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Special Guest | Comedian Daryll Triplett's Dad Joke Stand Up Set | 7 May 2022
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May 07, 2022 |
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World Astronomy Day Special Episode | Top 10 Space Dad Jokes | 7 May 2022
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May 07, 2022 |
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BREAKING NEWS from the courtroom! Amber Heard confesses to having a child with Charlie Sheen. The child went to live with his father and took his name. | + 9 more jokes | 06 May 2022
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May 06, 2022 |
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My wife said she'd leave me if I kept making Star Wars jokes | + 12 more jokes | 05 May 2022
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May 05, 2022 |
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Star Wars Day Special | Alex Damon from Star Wars Explained delivers his best Star Wars Dad Jokes | 4 May 2022
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May 04, 2022 |
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Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky in love? | + 11 more jokes | 04 May 2022
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May 04, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes | 03 May 2022
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May 03, 2022 |
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Did you hear about minimum drinking age act passed for soda? | + 10 more jokes | 03 May 2022
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May 03, 2022 |
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My friend doesn't remember when we used to find stones in the woods and bring them home when we were kids. | + 10 more jokes | 02 May 2022
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May 02, 2022 |
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Police confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor of the nightclub… | + 9 more jokes | 01 May 2022
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May 01, 2022 |
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My dog is a genius. | + 9 more jokes | 30 Apr 2022
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Apr 30, 2022 |
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What comes after man? | + 12 more jokes | 29 Apr 2022
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Apr 29, 2022 |
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What did Admiral Ackbar say when he first saw The Sound of Music? | + 10 more jokes | 28 Apr 2022
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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To the person who stole my place in the queue. | + 11 more jokes | 27 Apr 2022
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes | 26 April 2022
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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I argued with the cashier my bill was $7.23 and not $723 | + 9 more jokes | 26 Apr 2022
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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I used to do drugs in the 90’s. | + 11 more jokes | 25 Apr 2022
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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What do you call a zombie who writes music? | + 11 more jokes | 24 Apr 2022
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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Did you see the dog's new outfit? | + 10 more jokes | 23 Apr 2022
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Apr 23, 2022 |
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My wife is suffering from an iron deficiency. | + 10 more jokes | 22 Apr 2022
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Apr 22, 2022 |
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What kind of people never get angry? | + 9 more jokes | 21 Apr 2022
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry. | + 10 more jokes | 20 Apr 2022
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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My sister came out today, and told us that she identifies as a musical instrument. | + 12 more jokes | 19 Apr 2022
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? | + 11 more jokes | 18 Apr 2022
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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I don't know why I was given a Geiger counter at work. | + 10 more jokes | 17 Apr 2022
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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Celebrity Guest | Barry Williams (Greg Brady from The Brady Bunch) delivers his best Dad Jokes! | 16 April 2022
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Apr 16, 2022 |
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I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. | + 10 more jokes | 15 Apr 2022
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Apr 15, 2022 |
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I lost 3 fingers on my right hand, so I asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Apr 2022
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. | + 10 more jokes | 13 Apr 2022
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes over the past week! | 12 April 2022
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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Why did the Cyclops have to shut down his school? | + 9 more jokes | 12 Apr 2022
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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My dog swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. | + 10 more jokes | 11 Apr 2022
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Apr 11, 2022 |
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The cast of Friends banded together to build a new car. I took it for a test drive, but it didn't go very fast. | + 11 more jokes | 10 Apr 2022
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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Two trees met on tinder | + 11 more jokes | 09 Apr 2022
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes | + 12 more jokes | 08 Apr 2022
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Apr 08, 2022 |
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Today I saw two blind guys fighting | + 10 more jokes | 07 Apr 2022
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! | 06 April 2022
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Can we stop with the tire puns around here? | + 12 more jokes | 06 Apr 2022
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, let's make this interesting. | + 9 more jokes | 05 Apr 2022
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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What genre do national anthems fall under? | + 10 more jokes | 04 Apr 2022
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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I have a pen that can write under water. | + 11 more jokes | 03 Apr 2022
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Apr 03, 2022 |
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I am terrified of elevators | + 10 more jokes | 02 Apr 2022
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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People are still making Friends references almost 20 years after the show ended. | + 11 more jokes | 01 Apr 2022
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Apr 01, 2022 |
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The Will Smith slap was staged | + 11 more jokes | 31 Mar 2022
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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What is Will Smith’s favourite band? | + 11 more jokes | 30 Mar 2022
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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What is Will Smith's favorite TV show? | + 10 more jokes | 29 Mar 2022
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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Celebrity Guest | Greg Proops from Whose Line Is It Anyway delivers his best Dad Jokes. | 28 March 2022
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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If I was going to ask someone to marry me, I’d propose in an elevator | + 9 more jokes | 27 Mar 2022
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Mar 27, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | + 10 more jokes | 26 Mar 2022
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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Can trees poop? | + 9 more jokes | 25 Mar 2022
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Mar 25, 2022 |
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You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen Chimneys? | + 9 more jokes | 24 Mar 2022
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Mar 24, 2022 |
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Why was the rifle unemployed? | + 12 more jokes | 23 Mar 2022
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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I bought my wife a fridge as an anniversary present. | + 11 more jokes | 22 Mar 2022
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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The walk from my house to the bar is 5 minutes. The walk from the bar to my house is 35 minutes. | + 9 more jokes | 21 Mar 2022
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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Did you hear the joke about the statistician? | + 11 more jokes | 20 Mar 2022
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite. | + 12 more jokes | 19 Mar 2022
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Mar 19, 2022 |
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I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth. | + 11 more jokes | 18 Mar 2022
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Mar 18, 2022 |
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Broke up with an ex years ago because she had a weird obsession with counting… | + 11 more jokes | 17 Mar 2022
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? | + 10 more jokes | 16 Mar 2022
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Marvel should use The Hulk to advertise movies. | + 10 more jokes | 15 Mar 2022
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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My son asked me, “Dad, can we watch Spider Man—Far from Home tonight?” | + 10 more jokes | 14 Mar 2022
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Mar 14, 2022 |
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My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her. | + 12 more jokes | 13 Mar 2022
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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Food prices are getting out of control. Half a lettuce for $9 | + 10 more jokes | 12 Mar 2022
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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Falling in love makes you do stupid things. (11 Mar 2022)
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Mar 11, 2022 |
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My wife left me because of my gambling addiction (10 Mar 2022)
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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I have a pet newt. His name is Tiny. Know why he’s named Tiny? (09 Mar 2022)
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Some of my friends make The Offspring puns, some of them violently hate them (08 Mar 2022)
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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Astronaut found out he won the lottery while he was in space (07 Mar 2022)
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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A judge asked a wife why she stabbed her husband 75 times. (06 Mar 2022)
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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What is a Russian oligarch’s least favorite dice game? (05 Mar 2022)
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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My caller id said private caller, so I ignored it. (04 Mar 2022)
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Mar 04, 2022 |
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. (03 Mar 2022)
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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Jokes about communism are not funny. (02 Mar 2022)
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Yesterday one of my best friends told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. (01 Mar 2022)
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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I went for an interview for a job today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who’s responsible. ” (28 Feb 2022)
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? (27 Feb 2022)
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Feb 27, 2022 |
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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. (26 Feb 2022)
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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I ate an entire feather pillow last week (25 Feb 2022)
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Feb 25, 2022 |
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Three Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into a Bar (24 Feb 2022)
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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My dad gets high all the time (23 Feb 2022)
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. (22 Feb 2022)
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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I've lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head. (21 Feb 2022)
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Feb 21, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (20 Feb 2022)
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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Why do Soviets always write in lower-case? (20 Feb 2022)
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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My girlfriend broke up with me… so I stole her wheelchair! (19 Feb 2022)
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself (18 Feb 2022)
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Feb 18, 2022 |
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar. (17 Feb 2022)
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Feb 17, 2022 |
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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey (16 Feb 2022)
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Why did 50 cent play at half time? (15 Feb 2022)
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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What do computers eat? (14 Feb 2022)
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (13 Feb 2022)
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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I have decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. (13 Feb 2022)
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather (12 Feb 2022)
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Feb 12, 2022 |
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Why are vegetarians happier? (11 Feb 2022)
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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I kept wondering why the ball was getting bigger. (10 Feb 2022)
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Feb 10, 2022 |
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While in labor my wife yelled, Can't, won't, shouldn't, isn't! (09 Feb 2022)
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. (08 Feb 2022)
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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What’s a Karen’s favourite drink? (07 Feb 2022)
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (06 Feb 2022)
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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My daughter said she needed adult supervision (06 Feb 2022)
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? (05 Feb 2022)
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” (04 Feb 2022)
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Feb 04, 2022 |
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A history degree is useless (03 Feb 2022)
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Feb 03, 2022 |
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I once went on a blind date with a vegan (02 Feb 2022)
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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I can't stand my wife's ideas for our kitchen redesign (01 Feb 2022)
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for January 2022
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Why do wood carvings take so long? (31 Jan 2022)
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (30 Jan 2022)
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts? (30 Jan 2022)
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Jan 30, 2022 |
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When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back. (29 Jan 2022)
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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How do you jump higher on a water bed? (28 Jan 2022)
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Jan 28, 2022 |
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Tomorrow my son and I are getting new eyeglasses. And after that? (27 Jan 2022)
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Jan 27, 2022 |
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time. (26 Jan 2022)
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet? (25 Jan 2022)
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side. (24 Jan 2022)
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (23 Jan 2022)
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump (23 Jan 2022)
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? (22 Jan 2022)
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Jan 22, 2022 |
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A couple of cows were smoking weed and playing poker (21 Jan 2022)
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Jan 21, 2022 |
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This is a bit wordy… (20 Jan 2022)
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Jan 20, 2022 |
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What is the scariest tree? (19 Jan 2022)
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife? (18 Jan 2022)
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor? (17 Jan 2022)
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (16 Jan 2022)
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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Why did the man fall into the well? (16 Jan 2022)
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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What do you call a typo on a headstone? (15 Jan 2022)
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Jan 15, 2022 |
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What did the ocean say to the beach? (14 Jan 2022)
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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My 8 year old daughter made this up today. “Why did the car have a belly ache?” (13 Jan 2022)
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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How much do pirates pay for corn? (12 Jan 2022)
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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My son said he wants to sleep with 1000 women before he reaches 30. (11 Jan 2022)
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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What is the difference between the real Jesus and Jesus in photos? (10 Jan 2022)
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (09 Jan 2022)
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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I wore a kilt to my first therapy appointment today. Within seconds of sitting down to talk, the therapist told me I was mentally ill (09 Jan 2022)
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? (08 Jan 2022)
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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Imagine if Americans switched from using pounds to kilograms overnight. (07 Jan 2022)
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? (06 Jan 2022)
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? (05 Jan 2022)
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? (04 Jan 2022)
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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My windshield was covered in ice this morning and I didn't have a proper scraper to remove it so I used my store discount card. (03 Jan 2022)
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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The Best Dad Jokes of 2021
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Jan 02, 2022 |
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk. (02 Jan 2022)
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Jan 02, 2022 |
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My friend is so paranoid that he started wearing a tinfoil hat. (01 Jan 2022)
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for December 2021
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days (31 Dec 2021)
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles… (30 Dec 2021)
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Dec 30, 2021 |
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My wife interrupted me while I was singing Somebody that I used to know. She said I'm too addicted to the song. (29 Dec 2021)
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, (28 Dec 2021)
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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Ladies, can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect man (27 Dec 2021)
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (26 Dec 2021)
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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Unfortunately, my wife and I let astrology get between us (26 Dec 2021)
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Dec 26, 2021 |
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I just can’t believe this, robbers broke into my house, but all they took was my limbo stick. (25 Dec 2021)
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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My wife has accused me of stealing her thesaurus… (24 Dec 2021)
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does. ” (23 Dec 2021)
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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My deaf wife kept talking in her sleep last night. (22 Dec 2021)
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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On the way to work today I was attacked by six dwarves. (21 Dec 2021)
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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We should have been able to predict the fall of the Soviet Union a lot sooner. (20 Dec 2021)
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (19 Dec 2021)
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? (19 Dec 2021)
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Dec 19, 2021 |
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves (18 Dec 2021)
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Dec 18, 2021 |
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What did the hat say to the scarf? (17 Dec 2021)
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (16 Dec 2021)
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Dec 16, 2021 |
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I surveyed 100 women on what their favorite shampoo is. (15 Dec 2021)
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. (14 Dec 2021)
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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What do you call a piece of corn that joins the army? (13 Dec 2021)
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (12 Dec 2021)
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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To whoever stole my elevator joke (12 Dec 2021)
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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If Satan ever lost his hair (11 Dec 2021)
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Dec 11, 2021 |
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. (10 Dec 2021)
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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A limbo champion walks into a bar (09 Dec 2021)
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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I said to my wife, I need to call the doctor today. Concerned, she asked, Which doctor? (08 Dec 2021)
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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How can I ask a girl to be my friend and avoid a relationship without being weird? (07 Dec 2021)
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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What happened to the American man who went to the hospital for a broken leg? (06 Dec 2021)
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (05 Dec 2021)
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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What do you call a single tear on your face the day of your wedding? (05 Dec 2021)
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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It is OK to be Frank with people (04 Dec 2021)
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Dec 04, 2021 |
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Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? (03 Dec 2021)
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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I just donated $100 to an organization for blind kids. (02 Dec 2021)
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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I don't trust stairs (01 Dec 2021)
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for November 2021
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, How do you know I'm not a serial killer? (30 Nov 2021)
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Not all math jokes are terrible (29 Nov 2021)
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Nov 29, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (28 Nov 2021)
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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Why did the Avengers start putting advertisements on the Hulk? (28 Nov 2021)
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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Why do cemeteries have fences around them? (27 Nov 2021)
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Nov 27, 2021 |
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Why do Russian translators work so quickly in Finland? (26 Nov 2021)
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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When I die I want my ashes placed into an hourglass for my family. (25 Nov 2021)
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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I declined an offer for a well paying job. (24 Nov 2021)
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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What's green and fuzzy, has four legs and if fell out of a tree could kill you? (23 Nov 2021)
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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My flashlight died. (22 Nov 2021)
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (21 Nov 2021)
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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I’m really not a fan of Russian dolls. (21 Nov 2021)
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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How did the tree access the internet? (20 Nov 2021)
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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Which rock group has four men, one named George and another who was shot to death? (19 Nov 2021)
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Maybe I should clean mirrors for a living. (18 Nov 2021)
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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What group of people never get angry? (17 Nov 2021)
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces? (16 Nov 2021)
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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My kid, Bob, was named after George Washington. (15 Nov 2021)
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (14 Nov 2021)
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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When I get in to work I immediately hide. (14 Nov 2021)
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Nov 14, 2021 |
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Just bought a book called 101 Ways to Get Glue Off Your Hands (13 Nov 2021)
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Nov 13, 2021 |
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I gave my wife a glue stick instead of a lipstick by accident (12 Nov 2021)
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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A turkey is about to cross the road (11 Nov 2021)
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. (10 Nov 2021)
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Can anyone explain to me why my post was removed? (09 Nov 2021)
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath? (08 Nov 2021)
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (07 Nov 2021)
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Nov 07, 2021 |
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According to the chocolate Advent Calendar I bought yesterday… (07 Nov 2021)
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Nov 07, 2021 |
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What do you call a made up color? (06 Nov 2021)
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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I call it a lift. My American friend calls it an elevator. (05 Nov 2021)
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver (04 Nov 2021)
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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What sport did Jesus play? (03 Nov 2021)
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Why did no one laugh when the king farted in front of his court? (02 Nov 2021)
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? (01 Nov 2021)
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Top 7 Dad Jokes for October 2021
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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Top 7 Dad Jokes for the Week (31 Oct 2021)
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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I was robbed at the gas station today! (31 Oct 2021)
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Oct 31, 2021 |
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What do you call a fat psychic? (30 Oct 2021)
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Oct 30, 2021 |
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What's green and not heavy? (29 Oct 2021)
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Oct 29, 2021 |
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How does a computer get drunk? (28 Oct 2021)
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Oct 28, 2021 |
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Where do bad rainbows go? (27 Oct 2021)
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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What’s big and white and can’t climb trees? (26 Oct 2021)
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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What word starts with E and ends with E, but only has one letter in it? (25 Oct 2021)
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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Top 7 Dad Jokes for the Week (24 Oct 2021)
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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Here's one I learned (24 Oct 2021)
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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Did you know the Bible dictates that the man should always make the morning coffee? (23 Oct 2021)
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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My 5 year old got me today!! How do you fix a pumpkin? (22 Oct 2021)
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Oct 22, 2021 |
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Once a man said to God What's a million years to you?, and God said A second. So the man said to God What's a million dollars to you?, and God said A penny. So the man said to God Would you give me a penny? (21 Oct 2021)
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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Why was 4 scared to ask out 5? (20 Oct 2021)
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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I was in a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked if I can perform under pressure. (19 Oct 2021)
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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My wife left me because of my pasta fetish. (18 Oct 2021)
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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Top 7 Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 17 Oct 2021
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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Most people find incest jokes offensive. (17 Oct 2021)
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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Many people don’t take climate change seriously (16 Oct 2021)
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Oct 16, 2021 |
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How do you make a pirate angry? (15 Oct 2021)
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Oct 15, 2021 |
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What is the dumbest letter in the alphabet? (14 Oct 2021)
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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What’s blue and not very heavy? (13 Oct 2021)
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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What's E. T. short for? (12 Oct 2021)
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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It makes no sense that October isn't the eighth month of the year and December isn't the tenth month. (11 Oct 2021)
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 10 Oct 2021
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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I asked the shop assistant where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures are (10 Oct 2021)
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Oct 10, 2021 |
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I was born a male, and I identify as a male… (09 Oct 2021)
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Oct 09, 2021 |
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I asked my dog what's two minus two. (08 Oct 2021)
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Oct 08, 2021 |
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Why was the Mona Lisa being tried for murder? (07 Oct 2021)
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Oct 07, 2021 |
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? (06 Oct 2021)
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. (05 Oct 2021)
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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A hare, a bunny and a rabbi walk into a blood donation camp (04 Oct 2021)
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 03 Oct 2021
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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My boss said, I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays. (03 Oct 2021)
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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A few days ago, I met Dwayne Johnson and slapped his butt. (02 Oct 2021)
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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Communist make the best comedians because when they tell a joke, everybody gets it. (01 Oct 2021)
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Oct 01, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for Sep 2021
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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How many Germans does it take to screw in light bulb? (30 Sep 2021)
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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One time a Persian guy tried to fight me, guess what I did (29 Sep 2021)
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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I took a course in Mandarin, but it was a complete rip off! (28 Sep 2021)
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9? (27 Sep 2021)
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 26 Sep 2021
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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I tripped over a bra in the store the other day (26 Sep 2021)
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Sep 26, 2021 |
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As you know, SCUBA stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But did you know TUBA is also an acronym? (25 Sep 2021)
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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One thing I can’t deal with (24 Sep 2021)
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Sep 24, 2021 |
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How does a hippy polygamist count his wives? (23 Sep 2021)
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Sep 23, 2021 |
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? (22 Sep 2021)
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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To the person who stole my place in the queue (21 Sep 2021)
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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Do you know what the F in “orphan” stands for? (20 Sep 2021)
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 19 Sep 2021
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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I asked my dad for a snack and he gave me a peach. I told him I would prefer a pear. (19 Sep 2021)
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Sep 19, 2021 |
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What is brown, and rhymes with snoop? (18 Sep 2021)
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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I was living on a house boat and fell in love with the Girl Next Door. (17 Sep 2021)
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse… (16 Sep 2021)
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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Elevator jokes are the best (15 Sep 2021)
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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How did Vikings communicate centuries ago? (14 Sep 2021)
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Sep 14, 2021 |
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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7? (13 Sep 2021)
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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Top Dad Jokes for the Week Ending 12 Sep 2021
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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We started a band and called it Books (12 Sep 2021)
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Sep 12, 2021 |
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I was going to tell a joke about sodium and oxygen (11 Sep 2021)
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on? (10 Sep 2021)
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Sep 10, 2021 |
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My dad died today, he needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know what his blood type was. (09 Sep 2021)
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Sep 09, 2021 |
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My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline (08 Sep 2021)
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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How do trees access the internet? (07 Sep 2021)
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays. (06 Sep 2021)
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. (05 Sep 2021)
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Sep 05, 2021 |
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A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit “what is your blood type” (04 Sep 2021)
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. (03 Sep 2021)
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. (02 Sep 2021)
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Sep 02, 2021 |
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What did the 0 say to the 8? (01 Sep 2021)
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? (31 Aug 2021)
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Aug 31, 2021 |
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Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days ? (30 Aug 2021)
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... (29 Aug 2021)
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Aug 29, 2021 |
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What's it called when Batman skips church? (28 Aug 2021)
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Aug 28, 2021 |
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I’m terrified of elevators (27 Aug 2021)
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Aug 27, 2021 |
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I got fired from my job at the bank today. (26 Aug 2021)
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… (25 Aug 2021)
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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What sound does a witch’s car make? (24 Aug 2021)
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Aug 24, 2021 |
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What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you? (23 Aug 2021)
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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It's been months since I bought the book, How to scam people online. (22 Aug 2021)
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Aug 22, 2021 |
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You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… (21 Aug 2021)
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?” (20 Aug 2021)
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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My wife dumped me due to my obsession with comic books… (19 Aug 2021)
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Aug 19, 2021 |
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Why aren't people in Afghanistan allowed to watch TV? (18 Aug 2021)
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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How much does a roof cost? (17 Aug 2021)
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Aug 17, 2021 |
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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? (16 Aug 2021)
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Aug 16, 2021 |
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet (15 Aug 2021)
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Aug 15, 2021 |
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Why don’t dinosaurs make good pets? (14 Aug 2021)
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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Why is Iowa the best state for telling dad jokes? (13 Aug 2021)
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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Do you know the first rule of the Condescending Club? (12 Aug 2021)
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Aug 12, 2021 |
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Just bought a dog from a blacksmith (11 Aug 2021)
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, Hey, we have a drink named after you! (10 Aug 2021)
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Aug 10, 2021 |
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Someone threw a jar of mayo at me (09 Aug 2021)
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Aug 09, 2021 |
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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? (08 Aug 2021)
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Aug 08, 2021 |
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Can anyone tell me why my post was removed? (07 Aug 2021)
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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What's a boomerang called that doesn't come back? (06 Aug 2021)
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Aug 06, 2021 |
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Genuine confusion (05 Aug 2021)
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Aug 05, 2021 |
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What's the downside to eating a clock? (04 Aug 2021)
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? (03 Aug 2021)
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Aug 03, 2021 |
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Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill? (02 Aug 2021)
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill? (01 Aug 2021)
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Aug 01, 2021 |
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How can anyone think the Academy Awards are real? (31 Jul 2021)
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Jul 31, 2021 |
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Did you hear about the cop who fell and broke his radio? (30 Jul 2021)
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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I kicked a pregnant woman once (29 Jul 2021)
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Jul 29, 2021 |
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To whoever who stole my Microsoft Office copy, I will find you.. (28 Jul 2021)
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Jul 28, 2021 |
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I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7. (27 Jul 2021)
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Jul 27, 2021 |
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A homeless guy asked me for some money today. (26 Jul 2021)
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period. (25 Jul 2021)
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Jul 25, 2021 |
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? (24 Jul 2021)
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Jul 24, 2021 |
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My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. (23 Jul 2021)
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias. (22 Jul 2021)
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Jul 22, 2021 |
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy see a tree that's draped in bacon. A bacon tree! We're saved! He says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. (21 Jul 2021)
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. (20 Jul 2021)
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Jul 20, 2021 |
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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. (19 Jul 2021)
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Set your password to 2444666668888888 (18 Jul 2021)
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Jul 18, 2021 |
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I had a dog named 5 miles so I could tell people I walked 5 miles. (17 Jul 2021)
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (16 Jul 2021)
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? (15 Jul 2021)
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Jul 15, 2021 |
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Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why? (14 Jul 2021)
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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You know what 50 cent did when he got hungry? (13 Jul 2021)
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires.... (12 Jul 2021)
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? (11 Jul 2021)
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Jul 11, 2021 |
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? (10 Jul 2021)
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. (09 Jul 2021)
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table... (08 Jul 2021)
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Jul 08, 2021 |
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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.” (07 Jul 2021)
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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Why are elevator jokes so good (06 Jul 2021)
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Jul 06, 2021 |
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards... (05 Jul 2021)
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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I just found out that Albert Einstein existed. (04 Jul 2021)
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Jul 04, 2021 |
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother? (03 Jul 2021)
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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What pan is the best to make sushi in? (02 Jul 2021)
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. (01 Jul 2021)
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Jul 01, 2021 |
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My friend keeps saying “Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” (30 Jun 2021)
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight (29 Jun 2021)
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Jun 29, 2021 |
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My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work (28 Jun 2021)
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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What you call a person with no Body and Nose ? (27 Jun 2021)
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Jun 27, 2021 |
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. (26 Jun 2021)
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? (25 Jun 2021)
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not... (24 Jun 2021)
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Jun 24, 2021 |
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Today, I'm attaching a light fitting to the ceiling. I've never done it before. (23 Jun 2021)
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Jun 23, 2021 |
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow? (22 Jun 2021)
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Jun 22, 2021 |
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Two brothers got really mad at me today for calling them hipsters. (21 Jun 2021)
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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The man who invented auto correct has died. (20 Jun 2021)
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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What's another name for an owl beak? (19 Jun 2021)
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Sorry for being too lazy to look but does anyone remember seeing the joke on this sub about the chiropractor? (18 Jun 2021)
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I replied the count from Sesame Street. (17 Jun 2021)
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Jun 17, 2021 |
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I got fired from Subway yesterday for accidentally giving a customer the incorrect sandwich (16 Jun 2021)
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Jun 16, 2021 |
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Gave my blind friend a cheese grater... (15 Jun 2021)
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Two limbo players walk into a bar (14 Jun 2021)
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? (13 Jun 2021)
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Jun 13, 2021 |
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New father here. (12 Jun 2021)
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree. (11 Jun 2021)
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Jun 11, 2021 |
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How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper? (10 Jun 2021)
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Jun 10, 2021 |
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Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? (09 Jun 2021)
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Jun 09, 2021 |
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What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? (08 Jun 2021)
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Jun 08, 2021 |
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I rescued a dog that once belonged to a blacksmith. (07 Jun 2021)
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Jun 07, 2021 |
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I’m making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane (06 Jun 2021)
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Jun 06, 2021 |
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It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is … (05 Jun 2021)
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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My wife kicked me out the house because of my bad Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry... (04 Jun 2021)
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Jun 04, 2021 |
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My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape (03 Jun 2021)
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Jun 03, 2021 |
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos (02 Jun 2021)
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Jun 02, 2021 |
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Tequila might not be the answer (01 Jun 2021)
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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Jesus walks into a hotel (31 May 2021)
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May 31, 2021 |
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I just had a near sex experience. (30 May 2021)
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May 30, 2021 |
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My wife and I were really happy for 20 years ... (29 May 2021)
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May 29, 2021 |
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I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions. (28 May 2021)
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May 28, 2021 |
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I bought a wig for only 25 cents! (27 May 2021)
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May 27, 2021 |
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. (26 May 2021)
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May 26, 2021 |
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When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible. (25 May 2021)
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May 25, 2021 |
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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same (24 May 2021)
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May 24, 2021 |
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Why are mathematicians never constipated? (23 May 2021)
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May 23, 2021 |
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What insect has high cholesterol (22 May 2021)
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May 22, 2021 |
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I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells Does anyone know CPR? (21 May 2021)
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May 21, 2021 |
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I have finished childproofing my home but I didn't do a good job. (20 May 2021)
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May 20, 2021 |
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I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. (19 May 2021)
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May 19, 2021 |
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A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt (18 May 2021)
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May 18, 2021 |
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What is the fastest growing city in the world? (17 May 2021)
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May 17, 2021 |
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For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room. (16 May 2021)
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May 16, 2021 |
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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. (15 May 2021)
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May 15, 2021 |
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys? (14 May 2021)
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May 14, 2021 |
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Why are fish so easy to weigh (13 May 2021)
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May 13, 2021 |
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I'm a social vegan... (12 May 2021)
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May 12, 2021 |
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My mom thanked me for coming to visit for Mother’s Day. (11 May 2021)
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May 11, 2021 |
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My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.” (10 May 2021)
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May 10, 2021 |
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In surgery my doctor said, So what do we have here? I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places. (09 May 2021)
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May 09, 2021 |
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. (08 May 2021)
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May 08, 2021 |
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? (07 May 2021)
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May 07, 2021 |
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost! (06 May 2021)
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May 06, 2021 |
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My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards. (05 May 2021)
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May 05, 2021 |
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To the person who stole my MS Office License. (04 May 2021)
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May 04, 2021 |
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Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma? (03 May 2021)
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May 03, 2021 |
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I am reading a horror novel in Braille. (02 May 2021)
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May 02, 2021 |
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My dad used to hit me with cameras (01 May 2021)
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May 01, 2021 |
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.” (30 Apr 2021)
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Apr 30, 2021 |
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What did the skeleton order with his beer? (29 Apr 2021)
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Apr 29, 2021 |
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Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work? (28 Apr 2021)
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Apr 28, 2021 |
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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed? (27 Apr 2021)
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper? (26 Apr 2021)
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Apr 26, 2021 |
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Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors! (25 Apr 2021)
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Apr 25, 2021 |
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Giraffes can never apologize to each other. (24 Apr 2021)
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Apr 24, 2021 |
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Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’? (23 Apr 2021)
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Apr 23, 2021 |
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After being single for years, my best friend said, Can I set you up? (22 Apr 2021)
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Apr 22, 2021 |
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It FINALLY happened. (21 Apr 2021)
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Apr 21, 2021 |
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There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't? (20 Apr 2021)
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet. (19 Apr 2021)
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Apr 19, 2021 |
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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus (18 Apr 2021)
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '.. (17 Apr 2021)
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Apr 17, 2021 |
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I was going through the checkout when my card didn't work. The cashier said that I should try the card again. (16 Apr 2021)
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Apr 16, 2021 |
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I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (15 Apr 2021)
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Apr 15, 2021 |
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I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (14 Apr 2021)
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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I broke my finger last week. (14 Apr 2021)
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Apr 14, 2021 |
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My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies. (13 Apr 2021)
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night. (12 Apr 2021)
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Apr 12, 2021 |
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I ended things with my communist girlfriend. (11 Apr 2021)
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Apr 11, 2021 |
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The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. (10 Apr 2021)
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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I saw a 1000 year old oil stain (09 Apr 2021)
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Apr 09, 2021 |
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Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? (08 Apr 2021)
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Apr 08, 2021 |
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What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective? (07 Apr 2021)
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Apr 07, 2021 |
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What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind? (06 Apr 2021)
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting. (05 Apr 2021)
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Apr 05, 2021 |
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What do you call a retired miner? (04 Apr 2021)
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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What do you call a group of deaf people? (03 Apr 2021)
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Apr 03, 2021 |
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My wife asked if our kids were spoiled. (02 Apr 2021)
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office? (01 Apr 2021)
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Apr 01, 2021 |
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream? (31 Mar 2021)
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Mar 31, 2021 |
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No more Suez Canal jokes! (30 Mar 2021)
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine. (29 Mar 2021)
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Mar 29, 2021 |
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Water is heavier than butane (28 Mar 2021)
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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I broke a finger today. (27 Mar 2021)
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Mar 27, 2021 |
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I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday. (26 Mar 2021)
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Mar 26, 2021 |
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Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight (25 Mar 2021)
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Mar 25, 2021 |
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What do you call a hippie’s wife? (24 Mar 2021)
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Mar 24, 2021 |
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What happens when frogs park illegally? (23 Mar 2021)
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! (22 Mar 2021)
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Mar 22, 2021 |
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What do you call a dog without legs? (21 Mar 2021)
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Mar 21, 2021 |
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I invented a new word today... (20 Mar 2021)
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Mar 20, 2021 |
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I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat? (19 Mar 2021)
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Mar 19, 2021 |
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What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? (18 Mar 2021)
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Mar 18, 2021 |
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” (17 Mar 2021)
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Mar 17, 2021 |
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What is the smelliest kind of ox? (16 Mar 2021)
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths? (15 Mar 2021)
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Mar 15, 2021 |
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic? (13 Mar 2021)
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Mar 13, 2021 |
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What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them? (12 Mar 2021)
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Mar 12, 2021 |
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My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.” (11 Mar 2021)
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Mar 11, 2021 |
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I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me what is your greatest weakness?. I said I am too honest (10 Mar 2021)
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Mar 10, 2021 |
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What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs? (09 Mar 2021)
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... (08 Mar 2021)
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Mar 08, 2021 |
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My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it. (07 Mar 2021)
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Mar 07, 2021 |
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My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues. (06 Mar 2021)
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Mar 06, 2021 |
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? (05 Mar 2021)
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Mar 05, 2021 |
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What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas? (04 Mar 2021)
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Mar 04, 2021 |
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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend (03 Mar 2021)
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Mar 03, 2021 |
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You can't plant flowers (02 Mar 2021)
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. (28 Feb 2021)
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Feb 28, 2021 |
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I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee. (26 Feb 2021)
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Feb 26, 2021 |
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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication (25 Feb 2021)
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Feb 25, 2021 |
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike? (23 Feb 2021)
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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Adjective for metal is metallic (22 Feb 2021)
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Feb 22, 2021 |
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My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction (21 Feb 2021)
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Feb 21, 2021 |
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I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. (20 Feb 2021)
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Feb 20, 2021 |
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I want to tell a vaccine joke (19 Feb 2021)
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Feb 19, 2021 |
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why? (18 Feb 2021)
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Feb 18, 2021 |
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Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door? (17 Feb 2021)
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Feb 17, 2021 |
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Someone told my girlfriend her beauty was average. (16 Feb 2021)
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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I confronted a mime today. (15 Feb 2021)
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Feb 15, 2021 |
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My daughter told me Jim Morrison is overrated. (14 Feb 2021)
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Feb 14, 2021 |
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I recently joined the Popcorn Army. (13 Feb 2021)
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Feb 13, 2021 |
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Why is six afraid of seven? (12 Feb 2021)
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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A man came up to me and said Man, your clothes look gay. (10 Feb 2021)
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Feb 10, 2021 |
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... (09 Feb 2021)
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? (08 Feb 2021)
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Feb 08, 2021 |
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably. (07 Feb 2021)
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Feb 07, 2021 |
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My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes (06 Feb 2021)
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Feb 06, 2021 |
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Why should you always wear glasses when doing Math? (05 Feb 2021)
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker (04 Feb 2021)
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Feb 04, 2021 |
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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. (03 Feb 2021)
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Feb 03, 2021 |
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There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street. (02 Feb 2021)
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. (01 Feb 2021)
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Feb 01, 2021 |
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” (31 Jan 2021)
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Jan 31, 2021 |
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. (30 Jan 2021)
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Jan 30, 2021 |
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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed. (29 Jan 2021)
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Jan 29, 2021 |
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. (28 Jan 2021)
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Jan 28, 2021 |
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? (27 Jan 2021)
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Jan 27, 2021 |
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I would love to get paid to sleep. (26 Jan 2021)
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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My doctor told me I'm going deaf. (25 Jan 2021)
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Jan 25, 2021 |
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. (24 Jan 2021)
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Jan 24, 2021 |
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What does a house wear ? (23 Jan 2021)
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Jan 23, 2021 |
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? (22 Jan 2021)
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5? (21 Jan 2021)
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Jan 21, 2021 |
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Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? (20 Jan 2021)
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Jan 20, 2021 |
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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop. (19 Jan 2021)
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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I once met a girl with 12 breasts. It sounds strange... (18 Jan 2021)
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Jan 18, 2021 |
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Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field? (17 Jan 2021)
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Jan 17, 2021 |
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture. (16 Jan 2021)
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Jan 16, 2021 |
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When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses (15 Jan 2021)
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list (14 Jan 2021)
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Jan 14, 2021 |
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath? (13 Jan 2021)
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Jan 13, 2021 |
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (12 Jan 2021)
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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My wife left me because I'm insecure. (11 Jan 2021)
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Jan 11, 2021 |
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. (10 Jan 2021)
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Jan 10, 2021 |
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What do you call a hippies wife? (09 Jan 2021)
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Jan 09, 2021 |
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Momma always told me you are what you eat! So I started eating mushrooms every day. (08 Jan 2021)
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. (07 Jan 2021)
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Jan 07, 2021 |
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I decided to sell my vacuum... (05 Jan 2021)
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... (04 Jan 2021)
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Jan 04, 2021 |
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My vaccine dad joke failed (03 Jan 2021)
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Jan 03, 2021 |
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix. (01 Jan 2021)
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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I've started a new band called Blanket' (31 Dec 2020)
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Dec 31, 2020 |
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My son asked me, Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? I smiled and answered... (30 Dec 2020)
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Dec 30, 2020 |
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It hurts me to say this.... (29 Dec 2020)
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh... (28 Dec 2020)
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Dec 28, 2020 |
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Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer... (27 Dec 2020)
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Dec 27, 2020 |