Coach Gent's Scouting Report

By Casey Gent

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Retired Coach, Todd Gent, talks about sports, music, and life as he sees it after 75 years of living.

Episode Date
Whatever blows your hair back.
May 15, 2025
Is it Bowball or Bearball?
May 09, 2025
Mama, can I play on the phone?
May 06, 2025
Too hype, can't touch this!!
Apr 24, 2025
Don't worry, there's a bunny.
Apr 18, 2025
Be sure to hang on to your penguin.
Apr 16, 2025
Hey, I'm gonna need that jacket back.
Apr 07, 2025
Would someone turn that alarm off?
Mar 28, 2025
Take it easy with the garlic
Mar 21, 2025
Have you seen Sigourney Beaver?
Feb 24, 2025
Gone to Carolina in my mind...
Feb 21, 2025
Those aren't Pandas
Feb 20, 2025
Is that banana too ripe?
Feb 18, 2025
I guess she didn't hear the music...
Feb 17, 2025
I'll take a Blizzard, and throw in a mil
Feb 13, 2025
Are you married, or are you happy?
Feb 09, 2025
Have you seen my gator?
Jan 30, 2025
I'll have the boiled Christmas Tree
Jan 13, 2025
You won't meet here next week.
Jan 09, 2025
How was your experience?
Jan 08, 2025
You call him, he goes by Raul
Jan 07, 2025
Doctor my eyes...
Dec 20, 2024
I see you...
Dec 13, 2024
Can't do division? Call 911!
Nov 25, 2024
Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about
Nov 08, 2024
Put on your boogie shoes
Oct 25, 2024
I bearly saw that snake
Oct 17, 2024
Grazer BEARLY beats Chunk!
Oct 10, 2024
You can always depend on your Waffle House
Oct 09, 2024
It's Fat Bear Week!!
Oct 07, 2024
Howdy folks! Have a Fletcher's
Sep 27, 2024
Honey, is the bear still there?
Sep 26, 2024
Toads, chickens, bears, oh my!
Sep 25, 2024
We follow the Beatles?
Sep 24, 2024
GO BILLY PULLEN!!
Sep 20, 2024
Howdy Harvest Moon. Let's go to the vetch bowl!
Sep 18, 2024
What's the latest count on the goats?
Sep 14, 2024
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Sep 13, 2024
Have you seen my...?
Sep 11, 2024
Have you seen my wolf costume?
Sep 10, 2024
Go to the Bull Monitor
Sep 02, 2024
That's a hot bee!
Aug 30, 2024
Havin' some fun at the museum
Aug 28, 2024
Cruisin' with the Cotton
Aug 26, 2024
Yogi Bear?...Here!
Aug 14, 2024
Not enough break in the break dancing...apparently
Aug 12, 2024
Can I get some fries with that Ethiopian dish?
Aug 09, 2024
Just put some Cotton Candy on it
Aug 07, 2024
Is that ticket still here?
Aug 06, 2024
Found a fortune while getting fired
Aug 05, 2024
They call me the Wanderer
Aug 01, 2024
All's good. Headed to the RV.
Jul 31, 2024
Steven Seagull says, "I'll take the chips, not the bedpan."
Jul 30, 2024
I'm twisted out
Jul 29, 2024
Twerkin' in the Olympics!!
Jul 24, 2024
Keep dreamin' Grandpa
Jul 23, 2024
First class llama
Jul 22, 2024
Sometimes it's best to leave the last drop
Jul 19, 2024
Up on Cripple Creek
Jul 18, 2024
Be sure to clean out that junk drawer
Jul 16, 2024
Jeffery says No prob-llama
Jul 15, 2024
Hey Porky, let the Longhorn in
Jul 12, 2024
Skippy wants to be a Rock Star
Jul 10, 2024
Ma'am, may I thump your melon?
Jul 09, 2024
I have a sword throat
Jul 08, 2024
Cocka-doodle-dooooo
Jul 05, 2024
Bing, Bang, Boom & Willie Nelson too
Jul 04, 2024
Made in Texas
Jul 03, 2024
Shaq Attack!!
Jul 02, 2024
How 'bout that laxative power?!
Jul 01, 2024
Sounds like Kinky
Jun 28, 2024
Did we hit a fan?
Jun 27, 2024
Who cut the cheese?
Jun 26, 2024
$5,000 to be ugly
Jun 24, 2024
The Original Swamp
Jun 21, 2024
Gotta get back, Surf's Up!
Jun 20, 2024
Say Hey Willie
Jun 19, 2024
You're under arrest Smalls!
Jun 18, 2024
Hey Barry, that's my chicken!
Jun 17, 2024
It's for washing your backside, right?
Jun 14, 2024
Chestnuts will be on an open fire
Jun 13, 2024
Have a peanut butter cookie in Omaha!!
Jun 12, 2024
Hey Bugs, have you tried yoga?
Jun 07, 2024
D-Day
Jun 06, 2024
65 Roses Day
Jun 05, 2024
I'll take a mulligan!!
Jun 04, 2024
Spooky Weather
Jun 03, 2024
Remember, it's Memorial Day
May 27, 2024
Kangaroo tries to get to Pet Gala
May 24, 2024
Fun, fun, fun til your daddy takes the melon away
May 23, 2024
Are you calling me a weasel?
May 22, 2024
Hey, MacDill's back!!
May 21, 2024
Man that spider looks old
May 20, 2024
Hey Grandma, look what I found!
May 17, 2024
Geez Louise!
May 16, 2024
What a paint job!!
May 15, 2024
I said don't get in the water
May 13, 2024
Just a second, I didn't get my latte
May 10, 2024
The chickens had the time of their lives.
May 09, 2024
Tell the bees that yesterday was Cinco de Mayo
May 06, 2024
Hey, I said A hot dog
May 02, 2024
Shampoo for My Little Pony
May 01, 2024
Sometimes it's good when fast food ain't fast
Apr 30, 2024
You can always hug one more
Apr 29, 2024
Jitterbug's upgrade goes backwards
Apr 25, 2024
Elvis is the King Gator
Apr 24, 2024
Hey, leave the rattler at home.
Apr 23, 2024
Hey vulture, you've had one too many.
Apr 22, 2024
I can't feel my face
Apr 19, 2024
Is that what they sound like?
Apr 09, 2024
No, not that ticket!
Apr 08, 2024
Hey Mr. Tom, you're late today
Apr 06, 2024
Coca-Cola may switch to Pepsi
Mar 28, 2024
Honey, Monkey Nuts, & Swans
Mar 26, 2024
Mom, is it time for the bear to leave yet?
Mar 25, 2024
What, two heads are better than one?
Mar 22, 2024
Polly want a Dorito?
Mar 21, 2024
Porcupines on the loose
Mar 20, 2024
Bon Voyage Titanic II! Bring your own life jacket.
Mar 19, 2024
Penguin counter needed
Mar 18, 2024
You can't out-fox me
Mar 14, 2024
You're in the line of fire!!
Mar 13, 2024
It's a roo stampede mate!
Mar 12, 2024
Kevin Bacon on the run
Mar 08, 2024
Balls Out Bowling
Mar 07, 2024
Don't Supersize me
Mar 05, 2024
Who's really at the door?
Mar 01, 2024
Mom, the hanger's moving!
Feb 29, 2024
Big bear in Carolina
Feb 28, 2024
Hey Bob, this call's for you
Feb 27, 2024
Toss me that 800 grand!
Feb 26, 2024
It's time to put some clothes on
Feb 23, 2024
Stretchin' out with the Rubberband Man
Feb 09, 2024
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a red squirrel!
Feb 07, 2024
Rest in Peace Toby
Feb 06, 2024
Rocket Man
Feb 05, 2024
Phil, have you seen Bee Cave?
Feb 02, 2024
Pizza Hut, cuttin' it right
Jan 31, 2024
Disco in the john
Jan 30, 2024
Supersize me
Jan 26, 2024
See you on the radio, listening to Melanie
Jan 25, 2024
I never promised you a Harry Potter DVD either
Jan 24, 2024
Here Fido
Jan 23, 2024
We've gotta go back, I forgot my teeth!
Jan 22, 2024
It's occupied!
Jan 19, 2024
Land Shark spotted in Iowa
Jan 17, 2024
Kelce is a good'en
Jan 16, 2024
Gotta have a system
Jan 15, 2024
You & me, & the goat on the roof.
Jan 12, 2024
Crikey! It's a chicken coop!
Jan 10, 2024
Leave it for the mouse
Jan 09, 2024
Are you purrin' me?
Jan 08, 2024
Cecil, hide the money
Jan 05, 2024
Fruit of the Loom Olympics
Jan 03, 2024
Have some cornbread with your black eyes
Jan 01, 2024
Does that beaver have a mullet?
Dec 29, 2023
Don't pull the pin!
Dec 26, 2023
Always tip your pizza man, and quick.
Dec 22, 2023
They moved the Bahamas to Boston?
Dec 20, 2023
Is this median occupied?
Dec 19, 2023
Too hype, can't touch this
Dec 18, 2023
Does Southwest fly out of here?
Dec 15, 2023
Hooty who is on top of the Christmas tree?
Dec 14, 2023
Hey, there's a snake behind you
Dec 13, 2023
Out of this world tomato
Dec 11, 2023
Have you seen my prairie dog?
Dec 08, 2023
Happy Birthday G-L-O-R-I-A!!
Dec 07, 2023
Don't fear, Norman Lear
Dec 06, 2023
Give it one more try
Dec 05, 2023
The snake asks, "Does this make me look fat?"
Nov 30, 2023
The snake just wants to be a Rock star
Nov 29, 2023
I'm sure I left my M&Ms in here
Nov 27, 2023
Happy birthday Elzner!!
Nov 22, 2023
Be aware of Brown Friday
Nov 21, 2023
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Nov 17, 2023
Who dat hiding in the grass?
Nov 16, 2023
Horsing around at 30,000 feet
Nov 15, 2023
Who's at the door?
Nov 14, 2023
Have you seen my space wrench?
Nov 13, 2023
Happy birthday Marines
Nov 10, 2023
Buy the truck, & I'll throw in the deer.
Nov 09, 2023
Let the javelinas play through
Nov 08, 2023
Do you have this in an 8-point?
Nov 07, 2023
Listen to that itchy hand
Nov 06, 2023
Rangers Win, Kevin Bacon found!
Nov 02, 2023
Be sure and check your flapper valve
Nov 01, 2023
I'm Buck, your new chef
Oct 31, 2023
Hey Ginger, my throat hurts
Oct 27, 2023
Hey, I'm in the vault
Oct 26, 2023
Give 'em the shaft
Oct 25, 2023
Put me in Coach!
Oct 24, 2023
Hey Rufus, who's lurking behind the station?
Oct 20, 2023
How do you want your bear burger cooked?
Oct 19, 2023
Hey Charlie, how ya like them apples?
Oct 18, 2023
Got any Parmesan?
Oct 16, 2023
Would you rather ride in a balloon or a pumpkin?
Oct 13, 2023
It's fat bear time again
Oct 04, 2023
Sir, you're welcome, but you're croc's not
Oct 03, 2023
Dollars to doughnuts that bear has three legs
Sep 29, 2023
Mom, Porky's here!
Sep 28, 2023
Ooooh that smell
Sep 27, 2023
Bye bye high sheep
Sep 26, 2023
Did the groundhog see his fan belt?
Sep 25, 2023
Big Tex, the Weinermobile, & a yelling toilet
Sep 22, 2023
The purring engine
Sep 21, 2023
I bearly got my donuts
Sep 20, 2023
Does this cop car go to Bacon Creek Road?
Sep 19, 2023
Homecoming and Spider Monkeys
Sep 15, 2023
Hey Winnie, save some honey for the rest of us
Sep 14, 2023
When in Houston, watch the signs
Sep 13, 2023
When pigs fly
Sep 12, 2023
Stick 'em up!
Sep 11, 2023
The Wong Diamond
Sep 08, 2023
The Human Hamster Wheel
Sep 07, 2023
Metallica with Fido
Sep 06, 2023
Cheeks or buttocks?
Sep 05, 2023
Have a cheeseburger in paradise for Jimmy
Sep 04, 2023
Howdy Doody calls shotgun
Sep 01, 2023
Have you seen my lion?
Aug 31, 2023
Blue Moon over rubber duckies
Aug 30, 2023
Beware the kidney bean
Aug 29, 2023
Could we help you Rudolph? Nah, just browsing.
Aug 28, 2023
Hogs on the run
Aug 25, 2023
We don't have banana floats here at Popeye's
Aug 24, 2023
Bear bnb
Aug 23, 2023
That giraffe ain't got no spots!
Aug 22, 2023
Holy raccoon!
Aug 21, 2023
I bearly saw the mullet
Aug 18, 2023
How 'bout those new lungs?
Aug 17, 2023
Carolina in my mind
Aug 16, 2023
By the time we got to Death Valley...
Aug 15, 2023
Lance Campbell is a superintendent? AHMO
Aug 14, 2023
School days
Aug 11, 2023
Want s'more?
Aug 10, 2023
Get ready for some football
Aug 09, 2023
Hank got tanked
Aug 08, 2023
Take my picture, not my purse!
Aug 07, 2023
Can't you see the painted wagon?
Aug 04, 2023
Slip-slidin' away
Aug 03, 2023
Always wear clean underwear
Aug 02, 2023
Shcool's about to start
Aug 01, 2023
Can I get my ssssssssscript?
Jul 28, 2023
Happy Birthday Twist! Dancin' with the Bee Gees
Jul 27, 2023
Mind if these goats play through?
Jul 26, 2023
Rat with a red flag
Jul 25, 2023
Bus stop with the gator
Jul 24, 2023
Don't burn your cookies on the dashboard
Jul 21, 2023
Goat on a ledge
Jul 20, 2023
Hey Daddy, did we get a new slide?
Jul 19, 2023
Look at that wiener dog go!!
Jul 18, 2023
Is there a snake on the yacht?
Jul 17, 2023
Hang ten otters
Jul 13, 2023
I'll have another lotto ticket
Jul 12, 2023
Just go to the zoo & then Tom's Diner
Jul 11, 2023
The Snail Speedway
Jul 10, 2023
Bear it all, but don't squat on the spurs
Jul 07, 2023
Swifty owls & a big fish
Jul 06, 2023
KFC: Seal the deal
Jul 05, 2023
Did you order a beef burrito?
Jul 03, 2023
Has anybody seen the rhino?
Jun 30, 2023
Surf's up corgis!
Jun 28, 2023
Oh Dolly!
Jun 27, 2023
Roscoe spotted at Buc-ee's
Jun 26, 2023
Recall of the Baby Sharks
Jun 23, 2023
No, not VBS!!
Jun 22, 2023
I'll take my tacos in the attic
Jun 21, 2023
The bear asks, "Mind if I sleep here?"
Jun 20, 2023
Nude recreation?
Jun 19, 2023
It said snake
Jun 16, 2023
Was that a wolverine?
Jun 07, 2023
Put ten on Cassius for me
Jun 06, 2023
Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful trash can?
Jun 05, 2023
Hey, who pulled the plug?
May 31, 2023
Lay off my Hot Pocket
May 29, 2023
Surfin' with Tom
May 26, 2023
The water buffalo out front should've told ya
May 25, 2023
Drop the knife, or I'll tase ya
May 24, 2023
Does the shell come with it?
May 23, 2023
Darnit, store's closed
May 22, 2023
They call me the fireman
May 18, 2023
Creepy dolls help sea turtles
May 17, 2023
Chocolate milk?
May 16, 2023
Choke down some polk salad
May 15, 2023
Dang me! Buddy Holly wins!
May 12, 2023
That's a lot of bull
May 09, 2023
You should see the breadsticks
May 08, 2023
Beehive airlines
May 05, 2023
No matter, the fourth is with you
May 04, 2023
What number bee are you?
May 03, 2023
Did y'all throw away that teddy bear?
May 02, 2023
Now what day is Cinco de Mayo?
May 01, 2023
The Red-Headed Stranger turns 90
Apr 28, 2023
Glad I forgot the tomatoes
Apr 27, 2023
The moose with the popcorn should've told ya
Apr 25, 2023
I didn't see that comin'
Apr 24, 2023
Sorry, I thought this was a Chick-fil-A
Apr 21, 2023
I think I will have another big orange drink
Apr 20, 2023
It's a long way...
Apr 19, 2023
Rock n' Roll never forgets...neither does the IRS
Apr 18, 2023
Rave on in the Swamp
Apr 17, 2023
You got 200 thou I can borrow?
Apr 14, 2023
Sister's hard to handle at home
Apr 13, 2023
Sister's comin' home!!
Apr 12, 2023
What, me worry?
Apr 11, 2023
Put a cap on it!
Apr 10, 2023
Thanks for the lungs and the cornea
Apr 07, 2023
It's National Burrrrrrrrito Day!!
Apr 06, 2023
Only #1 goes
Apr 05, 2023
Watch your step
Apr 04, 2023
You can't fool the Swampheads
Apr 03, 2023
UNT Eagles are NIT Champs!!
Mar 31, 2023
That's tots, ma'am
Mar 30, 2023
Mind if these elk play through?
Mar 28, 2023
Welcome to Texas Ben the Bear
Mar 27, 2023
Sadie, puppy day is over
Mar 24, 2023
Fluff your own pillow
Mar 23, 2023
Have you ever eaten a Peep?
Mar 22, 2023
I meant Aquarena!
Mar 21, 2023
What a day for a daydream
Mar 20, 2023
You can't park here
Mar 17, 2023
Dancing with Mr. Bojangles
Mar 16, 2023
Will and the 72 ouncer
Mar 15, 2023
Is that a Jack Fruit?
Mar 14, 2023
March on Spring Break
Mar 13, 2023
Roll out the champagne carpet
Mar 10, 2023
I can't get no respect
Mar 09, 2023
Is that a banana behind the fridge?
Mar 07, 2023
Is that a gator or a deer?
Mar 06, 2023
Ridin' like the wind
Mar 03, 2023
Deep in the heart of Texas
Mar 02, 2023
Bunny Bunny
Mar 01, 2023
Watch out for the clothes line
Feb 28, 2023
The moose out front should've told ya
Feb 27, 2023
Ben the bear is outta here
Feb 24, 2023
Go ahead, I'll wait to buy my ticket
Feb 23, 2023
How bout that 94-footer?
Feb 22, 2023
Boot scootin' to North Carolina
Feb 21, 2023
Hail to the big cheese
Feb 20, 2023
Do you have to be a robin to rock?
Feb 17, 2023
Is the earth moving under our feet?
Feb 16, 2023
Get ready to ride the storm
Feb 15, 2023
Hail you say?
Feb 14, 2023
How bout those Chiefs?
Feb 13, 2023
No, you have to buy a ticket
Feb 10, 2023
What's on the great white's nose?
Feb 09, 2023
Don't bother knocking
Feb 08, 2023
Willie & the two Grammys
Feb 06, 2023
The Day the Music Died
Feb 03, 2023
It's Groundhog Day!!
Feb 02, 2023
Trey Ford committed!!
Feb 01, 2023
Open up the canned heat
Jan 30, 2023
Somebody order McDonald's?
Jan 27, 2023
Papa oom mow mow
Jan 26, 2023
Bell pepper's a fruit?
Jan 25, 2023
Get right, Ralphie!
Jan 24, 2023
That battery's how much?
Jan 23, 2023
Meet Wile E. Coyote
Jan 19, 2023
How's that electric car workin' for ya?
Jan 18, 2023
How bout them Cowboys!
Jan 17, 2023
Hey Jughead!
Jan 16, 2023
Choppin' broccoli
Jan 13, 2023
Leave the bear there
Jan 12, 2023
I'll have the sausage roll
Jan 11, 2023
Yakety Yak
Jan 10, 2023
Rah Rah TCU!!
Jan 09, 2023
You speakada German?
Jan 06, 2023
Don't forget to alpaca the onions
Jan 04, 2023
Harold Taft is gone. We're on our own.
Jan 03, 2023
It ain't the Cotton Bowl
Jan 02, 2023
Don't forget the Rock n' Roll & black-eyed peas
Dec 30, 2022
Be sure and scratch all the numbers
Dec 28, 2022
I meant Van Morrison
Dec 27, 2022
On the road again
Dec 23, 2022
Do you have anymore salmon?
Dec 22, 2022
CAUTION: Heater is hot
Dec 21, 2022
Mr. De Niro, can I get your autograph?
Dec 20, 2022
Is Rusty still in the NAVY?
Dec 19, 2022
I'll pass on the salad, thank you
Dec 16, 2022
Fire up some canned heat
Dec 15, 2022
Keep this bear in mind
Dec 14, 2022
I need a couple of bucks
Dec 13, 2022
The Swamp Files
Dec 12, 2022
Did that lizard do this?
Dec 09, 2022
Hiding out in the Swamp
Dec 08, 2022
Uncle BS says Happy BD to Aunt Jeannie
Dec 07, 2022
Kirstie, everybody knows your name
Dec 06, 2022
Hey Swampheads, it's a good day
Dec 05, 2022
Have you seen my nose?
Dec 02, 2022
Do you know where a phone is?
Dec 01, 2022
Jiminy Christmas
Nov 30, 2022
The cat's out of the bag
Nov 29, 2022
Illegal bananas and Mac n' cheese
Nov 28, 2022
Popcorn's good enough for me
Nov 23, 2022
Don't guess we need any buttermilk after all
Nov 22, 2022
We apologize for using us - Postmaster
Nov 21, 2022
La Niña
Nov 18, 2022
Here's lookin' at you, at you, at you
Nov 17, 2022
Would you say you're my mom?
Nov 16, 2022
Gettin' by the microwave
Nov 15, 2022
Remember your sandwich bag
Nov 14, 2022
Veterans Make It Count!!
Nov 11, 2022
Alan Jackson - A true Honky Tonk Hero
Nov 10, 2022
Will Zucchini could go to his left.
Nov 09, 2022
Bonnie's got her blue jeans on
Nov 08, 2022
Which way the tail blows
Nov 07, 2022
Make time to fall back
Nov 04, 2022
Owl 14 Woman 0
Nov 03, 2022
They put up a parking lot
Nov 02, 2022
Retired Coach 28, Raccoon 0
Nov 01, 2022
This is Thriller
Oct 31, 2022
Abilene here we come!!
Oct 27, 2022
Be sure and count your droppings
Oct 26, 2022
The Candy Man can
Oct 25, 2022
The McRib is the bees' knees
Oct 24, 2022
Here Fibber!
Oct 21, 2022
It's Crock Pot, Toddford
Oct 20, 2022
The power of the pizza
Oct 19, 2022
Texas Cookin'
Oct 18, 2022
You know
Oct 17, 2022
Cross country ain't no bums
Oct 14, 2022
Fergie says, "Super size my fries!"
Oct 13, 2022
Sunshine, lollipops, & a 747
Oct 12, 2022
What day is it?
Oct 10, 2022
Two heads are better than one, only if you're a snake
Oct 07, 2022
Moose trying to get on the loose
Oct 06, 2022
Another coyote in the bathroom?
Oct 05, 2022
RIP Loretta
Oct 04, 2022
Ticket to Killeen Shoemaker
Oct 03, 2022
Dollars to donuts
Sep 30, 2022
Don't it make you wanna dance?
Sep 29, 2022
Bearly ate the Range Rover
Sep 28, 2022
Takin' Care of Business
Sep 27, 2022
Salty Nashville Cats
Sep 26, 2022
All aboard with the Lions!!
Sep 23, 2022
Fall's here, don't let the fox in
Sep 22, 2022
Callin' all Yetis
Sep 21, 2022
Gator wrecking service
Sep 20, 2022
Y'all are having chicken, I'm eatin' crow
Sep 19, 2022
If ya ain't got it, ya ain't got it
Sep 16, 2022
A tale of two mambas
Sep 15, 2022
Where's the roadrunner?
Sep 12, 2022
Big sea lion in a little boat
Sep 09, 2022
Hey that's my chair
Sep 08, 2022
Itchin' for some oatmeal
Sep 07, 2022
Hissing gator needs a couple of bucks
Sep 06, 2022
Maroon & White for Uvalde
Sep 05, 2022
Live tonight...Itchy Throat
Sep 02, 2022
Will Dookie up, up, and away!
Sep 01, 2022
Constipatin' on Conway
Aug 31, 2022
Up, Up, & away, would you like to fight today?
Aug 30, 2022
What color are your snake eyes?
Aug 29, 2022
Tell the cows I'm going home
Aug 26, 2022
I'm surprised about the extremities
Aug 25, 2022
Thank goodness for dirty laundry
Aug 24, 2022
Decoldest says, "Stay Cool"
Aug 23, 2022
Artichokes opossum
Aug 19, 2022
30 years: He definitely made it count!!
Aug 17, 2022
A little less conversation, a lot more splooting
Aug 16, 2022
You're out of pimento?
Aug 15, 2022
Boar on the beach
Aug 12, 2022
Surf's up Dorothy
Aug 11, 2022
Go Grease Lightning
Aug 09, 2022
Ring ring goes the bell
Aug 08, 2022
First anniversary of the Grand Prairie Cobra snake great escape
Aug 05, 2022
Grab some nuts
Aug 03, 2022
Check Engine Light p0456
Aug 02, 2022
You move it to it
Aug 01, 2022
You shitaked me
Jul 29, 2022
Gee, Wally. RIP
Jul 28, 2022
Harry Flatulence and the Three Cramps
Jul 26, 2022
Too many almonds? Obstipation?
Jul 25, 2022
Ya seen Jimmy?
Jul 22, 2022
Gator on patrol
Jul 21, 2022
Let me be frank.
Jul 20, 2022
The armadillo migration
Jul 18, 2022
Always check for the iguana
Jul 15, 2022
Coco says, "That ain't no dragonfly!"
Jul 14, 2022
The Yeti told me to
Jul 12, 2022
Elvis is in the building
Jul 11, 2022
No blood in this turnip
Jul 08, 2022
The heat is on
Jul 07, 2022
Chester 63, Protester 0
Jul 05, 2022
One dog, not bad. 76?
Jul 04, 2022
Don't get goosed by a berry
Jul 01, 2022
Hey Lima Bean, is that your Mother-In-Law?
Jun 29, 2022
Elvis is in The Swamp
Jun 28, 2022
Sea Lion for par
Jun 27, 2022
Washer 10 Todd 0
Jun 22, 2022
Omaha
Jun 21, 2022
Surf's Up
Jun 20, 2022
Have a great Pop's Day
Jun 17, 2022
Got milk and floor sealant?
Jun 16, 2022
What a day for a daydream
Jun 15, 2022
Bee alert, protect your hammerheads
Jun 13, 2022
Whatayeti
Jun 10, 2022
Let the rhythm get you
Jun 09, 2022
Leon's leaving the Iditarod
Jun 08, 2022
Strong mindset for Matt
Jun 07, 2022
Always stand clear of the soap dispenser boss
Jun 06, 2022
Do you feel lucky kangaroo?
Jun 01, 2022
Lamb on the lam
May 31, 2022
Should have been Tiffany
May 27, 2022
School's out. Beware of the jumping worm.
May 26, 2022
Prayers for Uvalde
May 25, 2022
Warning, it's a one-armed badminton player!
May 24, 2022
Tyson the Bison
May 23, 2022
Rocky Raccoon in a Hog hat
May 19, 2022
Salty Dog
May 18, 2022
Gotta Lyle Love those Ruby Reds
May 17, 2022
DeWalt Do-nots
May 16, 2022
Happy Friday
May 13, 2022
Rich Strike passes his test
May 12, 2022
Well, we're putting our nest here
May 11, 2022
The original Urban Cowboy
May 09, 2022
Don't mess with the otter
May 06, 2022
What a Slick move!
May 05, 2022
What flavor is that lip gloss?
May 03, 2022
Sheep on the roof
May 02, 2022
XCanton, no the X is silent
Apr 27, 2022
Happy birthday to the gardener!
Apr 26, 2022
Bear in the crosswalk
Apr 25, 2022
Be on the lookout for pickled curry cauliflower
Apr 22, 2022
Got Cheetos?
Apr 21, 2022
Toddmato
Apr 20, 2022
Did that weed eater come with a Speedo?
Apr 19, 2022
Are those Animals Crackers in the tree?
Apr 18, 2022
Lucky please don't go
Apr 14, 2022
Is that a gator or a beaver?
Apr 13, 2022
Hook 'em Scottie
Apr 11, 2022
Is that a rotten potato?
Apr 08, 2022
Excuse me, Sir, you have a fox on your back
Apr 07, 2022
Whoopie for the Heels!
Apr 05, 2022
Heck yeah I've been saved!
Apr 04, 2022
Have you seen my lotto ticket?
Mar 30, 2022
Hooligan chihuahuas
Mar 29, 2022
Mr. Collins, may I have your autograph?
Mar 28, 2022
If you're sensitive, don't eat apricots.
Mar 25, 2022
Goldilocks and the three Hanks
Mar 24, 2022
Voo doo Hoo doo
Mar 23, 2022
Have you seen my pillow?
Mar 22, 2022
Ice, Ice, moo baby
Mar 21, 2022
What's up doc? I'm turning orange.
Mar 18, 2022
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a sloth!
Mar 17, 2022
Coach, we got a new swimmer?
Mar 16, 2022
Mama, I do
Mar 15, 2022
Deer in a wooden fence
Mar 14, 2022
Spring forward to pet insurance
Mar 11, 2022
Hey Lamb Chop, you got an extra leg?
Mar 10, 2022
On the road with Barbi
Mar 09, 2022
He's got a squirrel!
Mar 08, 2022
Heads up, let it all hang out!
Mar 07, 2022
Who invited the snake?
Mar 03, 2022
Are we gonna get burgers after the game?
Mar 02, 2022
It ain't easy bein' green
Mar 01, 2022
There's a cow at the door
Feb 28, 2022
He's got a gun
Feb 25, 2022
Look at that croc
Feb 24, 2022
Coop's a teenager, help us all
Feb 23, 2022
Was that a Bat Falcon?
Feb 21, 2022
I left my Porsche in the Atlantic
Feb 17, 2022
Pass me the thingamajig
Feb 16, 2022
Oh stewardess
Feb 15, 2022
Listen like it's hot
Feb 14, 2022
The tale of Toddford's appendix
Feb 11, 2022
You got that in crunchy?
Feb 10, 2022
Parrot's eye view
Feb 09, 2022
Betty Whiteout
Feb 08, 2022
What a maroon
Feb 07, 2022
Grandpa, look what I caught
Feb 04, 2022
Cardinals take lead at Curling
Feb 03, 2022
Hey Phil, have a tater tot!
Feb 02, 2022
The G.O.A.T has retired
Feb 01, 2022
Coach, we gonna swim today?
Jan 31, 2022
Geese headin' to Choctaw
Jan 28, 2022
Win the day, get a 10
Jan 26, 2022
What am I going to do with all these gold fish bowls?
Jan 25, 2022
How much for gas?
Jan 24, 2022
Make it a squirrely day
Jan 21, 2022
Hey, Joel, look what I found!
Jan 20, 2022
Margaret, is that a wallaby?
Jan 19, 2022
Was that a seal?
Jan 17, 2022
Rockin' with Raylan
Jan 14, 2022
Listen for the quack
Jan 13, 2022
Georgia on my mind
Jan 11, 2022
Mama, it's not underwear!
Jan 10, 2022
I didn't order onions
Jan 07, 2022
2021...oops! 2022
Jan 05, 2022
Truly Make It Count
Jan 04, 2022
That fruitcake came out of nowhere
Jan 03, 2022
Happy Black-eyed Pea Day!!
Dec 31, 2021
Spencer sighting at Arise
Dec 30, 2021
Win the day
Dec 29, 2021
Don't forget your fake vaccine card
Dec 28, 2021
Made it through another one
Dec 27, 2021
Mama, my leg cramps need more bananas
Dec 23, 2021
What do you call your Charley Horse?
Dec 22, 2021
Was that a flying chicken nugget?
Dec 21, 2021
Don't get bank jugged
Dec 17, 2021
Well that's convenient
Dec 14, 2021
Is there anybody out there?
Dec 13, 2021
Aunt Jeannie, You are the bomb
Dec 07, 2021
The four horsemen on 34
Dec 06, 2021
Don't the Cru make you wanna dance?
Dec 03, 2021
That elf ain't on the shelf
Dec 01, 2021
Mom beats spots off leopard
Nov 30, 2021
Push the red button
Nov 29, 2021
The turkey's the word
Nov 24, 2021
Chihuahua in a boot
Nov 23, 2021
Turkey Week
Nov 22, 2021
Go Lions in Corsicana!
Nov 19, 2021
Was that light the Beaver Moon or the fridge?
Nov 18, 2021
Can't win 'em all
Nov 17, 2021
Get a Yellow Jacket
Nov 16, 2021
Have a Coke and a flush
Nov 15, 2021
There was a moose in the Swamp
Nov 12, 2021
Salute a Veteran
Nov 11, 2021
Ain't nothin' like a Sweet Potato Pie
Nov 10, 2021
Bang on my drum all day
Nov 09, 2021
It was long and loud
Nov 08, 2021
Suds in the bucket
Nov 04, 2021
Up-scope colonoscopy
Nov 03, 2021
Bring back your Tesla
Nov 02, 2021
Semper Fi, Judge
Nov 01, 2021
Voo Doo Hoo Doo
Oct 29, 2021
They call the wind Maria
Oct 28, 2021
Look out for that turbine
Oct 27, 2021
Ole Cowhand
Oct 25, 2021
Happy Birthday to Uncle Sonny Moose
Oct 21, 2021
Dry your hands folks
Oct 19, 2021
Punched by the King
Oct 18, 2021
Any fish you wish
Oct 15, 2021
Oh Bill Shatner
Oct 13, 2021
I got a good deal on this tire
Oct 12, 2021
If that ain't a riggin...
Oct 11, 2021
Lions vs Tigers - Nuff Said
Oct 08, 2021
Are We Still Looking For Me?
Oct 07, 2021
Fletcher's Corn Dog...Not a Myth
Oct 06, 2021
Hand me that ukulele
Oct 05, 2021
County Championship Week
Oct 04, 2021
The Moose Says Have a Corn Dog
Oct 01, 2021
Sweeter than angina
Sep 30, 2021
We've got a really big soup
Sep 28, 2021
An Otter Monday
Sep 27, 2021
Knock Knock it's Fair Day
Sep 24, 2021
The Clampitts are coming to town
Sep 23, 2021
Snackaholic finds Corn Nuts
Sep 22, 2021
Grizzly finds the real GOAT
Sep 21, 2021
And you don't mess around with listeria
Sep 20, 2021
You can win with Quinn
Sep 17, 2021
Out of this world
Sep 16, 2021
All I want to be is a chicken crossing the road
Sep 15, 2021
It's time to parallel park
Sep 14, 2021
It's not a nut, it's a legume
Sep 13, 2021
No, I said get the water hose
Sep 10, 2021
Frog in the turlet?
Sep 09, 2021
Parallel Park?
Sep 08, 2021
Salute the Colonel
Sep 07, 2021
Labor Pains
Sep 06, 2021
Bowling for chips
Sep 03, 2021
Can't reason with hurricane season
Sep 02, 2021
Just how many laws do we need?
Sep 01, 2021
Leavin' on a jet plane
Aug 18, 2021
Darth Gator
Aug 17, 2021
Watch out for Fred
Aug 16, 2021
It's hot enough to be football season
Aug 13, 2021
Did you bring the Duct tape?
Aug 12, 2021
Snakes and Bears
Aug 11, 2021
Money for nothing
Aug 10, 2021
Pass the rice pudding
Aug 09, 2021
Snake still on the run
Aug 06, 2021
Have you seen my cobra?
Aug 05, 2021
Pups get their nails trimmed
Aug 04, 2021
Grab an artichoke
Aug 03, 2021
Who did zucchini play for?
Aug 02, 2021
Don't eat the chip
Jul 30, 2021
Did you burp?
Jul 28, 2021
Happy Birthday Dale!!
Jul 27, 2021
Look out for the land lobster
Jul 26, 2021
I'll have a vanilla cone
Jul 23, 2021
Have they landed on the moon yet?
Jul 21, 2021
What's up? Your cholesterol
Jul 19, 2021
Fritter Friday
Jul 16, 2021
Hey, peel an onion
Jul 14, 2021
Here come the Judge
Jul 12, 2021
The single man cart
Jul 09, 2021
Wal Mart doesn't have Corn Nuts, but they do have other kinds
Jul 07, 2021
You can't stop my tractor.
Jul 06, 2021
Have another hot dog.
Jul 05, 2021
Don't forget your sunscreen.
Jul 02, 2021
Correction folks!!
Jul 01, 2021
Raccoon shut out
Jul 01, 2021
Raccoons 40 Gents 0
Jun 30, 2021
Foil it up!
Jun 29, 2021
Oh Deer!
Jun 28, 2021
Look at Toddford, he's 72! Well, tomorrow.
Jun 25, 2021
America
Jun 23, 2021
Lovin' Spoonfuls
Jun 21, 2021
We squashed it!
Jun 14, 2021
I am leaving the Beatles.
Jun 11, 2021
24 Carrots
Jun 09, 2021
Give em bell peppers
Jun 08, 2021
For Becker
Jun 07, 2021
Go Nuts for Doughnuts...or is it Donuts?
Jun 04, 2021
Can't BEAR it
Jun 02, 2021
It's a Peach!
May 31, 2021
Gotta have a radish.
May 28, 2021
Melon Head
May 26, 2021
Spider Monkey
May 25, 2021
Man in dinosaur leg
May 24, 2021
You're An All Star
May 21, 2021
Take Your Donuts, Ma'am
May 20, 2021
AHMO for Post-Its
May 19, 2021
That Rainy Day
May 17, 2021
Oggy the Feline Doctor
May 14, 2021
Tiger on the loose
May 13, 2021
Brown Recluse
May 12, 2021
Zoom with a side of spaghetti
May 10, 2021
Mother's Day Eve Eve
May 07, 2021
Cinco de mayo
May 05, 2021
Tiger Snake in a Boat
May 04, 2021
Food for Stress
May 03, 2021
Willie's Birthday
Apr 29, 2021
Bass Pro
Apr 28, 2021
Ron Chapman
Apr 27, 2021
Gardener's Birthday
Apr 26, 2021
Earth Day
Apr 22, 2021
The Mini Dodgers
Apr 21, 2021
Lima Bean Respect
Apr 20, 2021
Dill Pickle
Apr 19, 2021
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
Apr 16, 2021
High Five Folks
Apr 15, 2021
Lassie in a Wetsuit
Apr 14, 2021
Crikey!
Apr 13, 2021
Brianna's Birthday
Apr 12, 2021
The Incredible Egg
Apr 09, 2021
Lawdy, Lawdy, Look Who's 40!!
Apr 08, 2021
Bees Knees
Apr 07, 2021
Popcorn
Apr 06, 2021
Caramel Day
Apr 05, 2021
Ferret Friday
Apr 02, 2021
Centerfield
Apr 01, 2021
Pineapple
Mar 31, 2021
Bananas, bananas, bananas
Mar 30, 2021
Cajun Navy
Mar 29, 2021
Jon Peters
Mar 26, 2021
Liquid Paper
Mar 25, 2021
Raisinettes
Mar 24, 2021
Goof Off Day
Mar 22, 2021
Let's Laugh
Mar 19, 2021
Olive Oil
Mar 18, 2021
St. Patty's
Mar 17, 2021
National Artichoke
Mar 16, 2021
Nutty Nap Day
Mar 15, 2021
Girl Scout Day
Mar 12, 2021
Tar Heels Win!!
Mar 11, 2021
Chuck Norris
Mar 10, 2021
Get Over It
Mar 09, 2021
Puttin' on the Fritz
Mar 08, 2021
Zoom In
Mar 05, 2021
Hank the Cow Dog
Mar 04, 2021
Rebound
Mar 03, 2021
Texas Independence Day
Mar 02, 2021
Marching On
Mar 01, 2021
Mobile Swamp Meets a Median
Feb 26, 2021
Mobile Swamp
Feb 25, 2021
Adjustments
Feb 24, 2021
Carolina on My Mind
Feb 23, 2021
Tipton Pizza Man
Feb 22, 2021
Bear in the Woods
Feb 19, 2021
Red Blood Cells, White Snow
Feb 18, 2021
Pistol Pete
Feb 17, 2021
Pancake Batter
Feb 16, 2021
Lake Jackson
Feb 15, 2021
Focus Friday
Feb 12, 2021
Commitment
Feb 11, 2021
National Umbrella Day
Feb 10, 2021
Pizza and Game Day
Feb 09, 2021
Super Bowl
Feb 08, 2021
Donkey Day
Feb 05, 2021
World Cancer Day
Feb 04, 2021
Buddy Holly
Feb 03, 2021
Groundhog Day
Feb 02, 2021
Distractions
Feb 01, 2021
AAA
Jan 29, 2021
The Ginny Visit
Jan 28, 2021
Coach Gent has some visitors in The Swamp
Jan 27, 2021
Coach Gent's Scout Report: The Rubber Duck Quacked, and I Listened
Jan 26, 2021
Coach Gent's First Message from The Swamp
Jan 25, 2021