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Whatever blows your hair back.
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May 15, 2025 |
Is it Bowball or Bearball?
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May 09, 2025 |
Mama, can I play on the phone?
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May 06, 2025 |
Too hype, can't touch this!!
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Apr 24, 2025 |
Don't worry, there's a bunny.
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Apr 18, 2025 |
Be sure to hang on to your penguin.
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Apr 16, 2025 |
Hey, I'm gonna need that jacket back.
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Apr 07, 2025 |
Would someone turn that alarm off?
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Mar 28, 2025 |
Take it easy with the garlic
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Mar 21, 2025 |
Have you seen Sigourney Beaver?
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Feb 24, 2025 |
Gone to Carolina in my mind...
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Feb 21, 2025 |
Those aren't Pandas
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Feb 20, 2025 |
Is that banana too ripe?
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Feb 18, 2025 |
I guess she didn't hear the music...
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Feb 17, 2025 |
I'll take a Blizzard, and throw in a mil
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Feb 13, 2025 |
Are you married, or are you happy?
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Feb 09, 2025 |
Have you seen my gator?
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Jan 30, 2025 |
I'll have the boiled Christmas Tree
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Jan 13, 2025 |
You won't meet here next week.
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Jan 09, 2025 |
How was your experience?
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Jan 08, 2025 |
You call him, he goes by Raul
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Jan 07, 2025 |
Doctor my eyes...
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Dec 20, 2024 |
I see you...
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Dec 13, 2024 |
Can't do division? Call 911!
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Nov 25, 2024 |
Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about
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Nov 08, 2024 |
Put on your boogie shoes
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Oct 25, 2024 |
I bearly saw that snake
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Oct 17, 2024 |
Grazer BEARLY beats Chunk!
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Oct 10, 2024 |
You can always depend on your Waffle House
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Oct 09, 2024 |
It's Fat Bear Week!!
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Oct 07, 2024 |
Howdy folks! Have a Fletcher's
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Sep 27, 2024 |
Honey, is the bear still there?
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Sep 26, 2024 |
Toads, chickens, bears, oh my!
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Sep 25, 2024 |
We follow the Beatles?
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Sep 24, 2024 |
GO BILLY PULLEN!!
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Sep 20, 2024 |
Howdy Harvest Moon. Let's go to the vetch bowl!
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Sep 18, 2024 |
What's the latest count on the goats?
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Sep 14, 2024 |
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
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Sep 13, 2024 |
Have you seen my...?
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Sep 11, 2024 |
Have you seen my wolf costume?
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Sep 10, 2024 |
Go to the Bull Monitor
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Sep 02, 2024 |
That's a hot bee!
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Aug 30, 2024 |
Havin' some fun at the museum
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Aug 28, 2024 |
Cruisin' with the Cotton
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Aug 26, 2024 |
Yogi Bear?...Here!
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Aug 14, 2024 |
Not enough break in the break dancing...apparently
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Aug 12, 2024 |
Can I get some fries with that Ethiopian dish?
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Aug 09, 2024 |
Just put some Cotton Candy on it
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Aug 07, 2024 |
Is that ticket still here?
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Aug 06, 2024 |
Found a fortune while getting fired
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Aug 05, 2024 |
They call me the Wanderer
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Aug 01, 2024 |
All's good. Headed to the RV.
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Jul 31, 2024 |
Steven Seagull says, "I'll take the chips, not the bedpan."
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Jul 30, 2024 |
I'm twisted out
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Jul 29, 2024 |
Twerkin' in the Olympics!!
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Jul 24, 2024 |
Keep dreamin' Grandpa
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Jul 23, 2024 |
First class llama
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Jul 22, 2024 |
Sometimes it's best to leave the last drop
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Jul 19, 2024 |
Up on Cripple Creek
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Jul 18, 2024 |
Be sure to clean out that junk drawer
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Jul 16, 2024 |
Jeffery says No prob-llama
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Jul 15, 2024 |
Hey Porky, let the Longhorn in
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Jul 12, 2024 |
Skippy wants to be a Rock Star
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Jul 10, 2024 |
Ma'am, may I thump your melon?
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Jul 09, 2024 |
I have a sword throat
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Jul 08, 2024 |
Cocka-doodle-dooooo
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Jul 05, 2024 |
Bing, Bang, Boom & Willie Nelson too
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Jul 04, 2024 |
Made in Texas
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Jul 03, 2024 |
Shaq Attack!!
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Jul 02, 2024 |
How 'bout that laxative power?!
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Jul 01, 2024 |
Sounds like Kinky
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Jun 28, 2024 |
Did we hit a fan?
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Jun 27, 2024 |
Who cut the cheese?
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Jun 26, 2024 |
$5,000 to be ugly
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Jun 24, 2024 |
The Original Swamp
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Jun 21, 2024 |
Gotta get back, Surf's Up!
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Jun 20, 2024 |
Say Hey Willie
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Jun 19, 2024 |
You're under arrest Smalls!
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Jun 18, 2024 |
Hey Barry, that's my chicken!
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Jun 17, 2024 |
It's for washing your backside, right?
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Jun 14, 2024 |
Chestnuts will be on an open fire
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Jun 13, 2024 |
Have a peanut butter cookie in Omaha!!
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Jun 12, 2024 |
Hey Bugs, have you tried yoga?
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Jun 07, 2024 |
D-Day
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Jun 06, 2024 |
65 Roses Day
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Jun 05, 2024 |
I'll take a mulligan!!
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Jun 04, 2024 |
Spooky Weather
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Jun 03, 2024 |
Remember, it's Memorial Day
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May 27, 2024 |
Kangaroo tries to get to Pet Gala
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May 24, 2024 |
Fun, fun, fun til your daddy takes the melon away
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May 23, 2024 |
Are you calling me a weasel?
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May 22, 2024 |
Hey, MacDill's back!!
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May 21, 2024 |
Man that spider looks old
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May 20, 2024 |
Hey Grandma, look what I found!
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May 17, 2024 |
Geez Louise!
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May 16, 2024 |
What a paint job!!
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May 15, 2024 |
I said don't get in the water
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May 13, 2024 |
Just a second, I didn't get my latte
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May 10, 2024 |
The chickens had the time of their lives.
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May 09, 2024 |
Tell the bees that yesterday was Cinco de Mayo
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May 06, 2024 |
Hey, I said A hot dog
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May 02, 2024 |
Shampoo for My Little Pony
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May 01, 2024 |
Sometimes it's good when fast food ain't fast
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Apr 30, 2024 |
You can always hug one more
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Apr 29, 2024 |
Jitterbug's upgrade goes backwards
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Apr 25, 2024 |
Elvis is the King Gator
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Apr 24, 2024 |
Hey, leave the rattler at home.
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Apr 23, 2024 |
Hey vulture, you've had one too many.
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Apr 22, 2024 |
I can't feel my face
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Apr 19, 2024 |
Is that what they sound like?
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Apr 09, 2024 |
No, not that ticket!
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Apr 08, 2024 |
Hey Mr. Tom, you're late today
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Apr 06, 2024 |
Coca-Cola may switch to Pepsi
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Mar 28, 2024 |
Honey, Monkey Nuts, & Swans
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Mar 26, 2024 |
Mom, is it time for the bear to leave yet?
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Mar 25, 2024 |
What, two heads are better than one?
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Mar 22, 2024 |
Polly want a Dorito?
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Mar 21, 2024 |
Porcupines on the loose
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Mar 20, 2024 |
Bon Voyage Titanic II! Bring your own life jacket.
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Mar 19, 2024 |
Penguin counter needed
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Mar 18, 2024 |
You can't out-fox me
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Mar 14, 2024 |
You're in the line of fire!!
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Mar 13, 2024 |
It's a roo stampede mate!
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Mar 12, 2024 |
Kevin Bacon on the run
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Mar 08, 2024 |
Balls Out Bowling
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Mar 07, 2024 |
Don't Supersize me
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Mar 05, 2024 |
Who's really at the door?
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Mar 01, 2024 |
Mom, the hanger's moving!
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Feb 29, 2024 |
Big bear in Carolina
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Feb 28, 2024 |
Hey Bob, this call's for you
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Feb 27, 2024 |
Toss me that 800 grand!
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Feb 26, 2024 |
It's time to put some clothes on
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Feb 23, 2024 |
Stretchin' out with the Rubberband Man
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Feb 09, 2024 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a red squirrel!
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Feb 07, 2024 |
Rest in Peace Toby
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Feb 06, 2024 |
Rocket Man
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Feb 05, 2024 |
Phil, have you seen Bee Cave?
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Feb 02, 2024 |
Pizza Hut, cuttin' it right
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Jan 31, 2024 |
Disco in the john
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Jan 30, 2024 |
Supersize me
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Jan 26, 2024 |
See you on the radio, listening to Melanie
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Jan 25, 2024 |
I never promised you a Harry Potter DVD either
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Jan 24, 2024 |
Here Fido
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Jan 23, 2024 |
We've gotta go back, I forgot my teeth!
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Jan 22, 2024 |
It's occupied!
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Jan 19, 2024 |
Land Shark spotted in Iowa
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Jan 17, 2024 |
Kelce is a good'en
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Jan 16, 2024 |
Gotta have a system
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Jan 15, 2024 |
You & me, & the goat on the roof.
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Jan 12, 2024 |
Crikey! It's a chicken coop!
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Jan 10, 2024 |
Leave it for the mouse
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Jan 09, 2024 |
Are you purrin' me?
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Jan 08, 2024 |
Cecil, hide the money
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Jan 05, 2024 |
Fruit of the Loom Olympics
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Jan 03, 2024 |
Have some cornbread with your black eyes
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Jan 01, 2024 |
Does that beaver have a mullet?
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Dec 29, 2023 |
Don't pull the pin!
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Dec 26, 2023 |
Always tip your pizza man, and quick.
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Dec 22, 2023 |
They moved the Bahamas to Boston?
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Dec 20, 2023 |
Is this median occupied?
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Dec 19, 2023 |
Too hype, can't touch this
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Dec 18, 2023 |
Does Southwest fly out of here?
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Dec 15, 2023 |
Hooty who is on top of the Christmas tree?
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Dec 14, 2023 |
Hey, there's a snake behind you
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Dec 13, 2023 |
Out of this world tomato
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Dec 11, 2023 |
Have you seen my prairie dog?
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Dec 08, 2023 |
Happy Birthday G-L-O-R-I-A!!
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Dec 07, 2023 |
Don't fear, Norman Lear
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Dec 06, 2023 |
Give it one more try
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Dec 05, 2023 |
The snake asks, "Does this make me look fat?"
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Nov 30, 2023 |
The snake just wants to be a Rock star
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Nov 29, 2023 |
I'm sure I left my M&Ms in here
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Nov 27, 2023 |
Happy birthday Elzner!!
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Nov 22, 2023 |
Be aware of Brown Friday
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Nov 21, 2023 |
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
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Nov 17, 2023 |
Who dat hiding in the grass?
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Nov 16, 2023 |
Horsing around at 30,000 feet
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Nov 15, 2023 |
Who's at the door?
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Nov 14, 2023 |
Have you seen my space wrench?
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Nov 13, 2023 |
Happy birthday Marines
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Nov 10, 2023 |
Buy the truck, & I'll throw in the deer.
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Nov 09, 2023 |
Let the javelinas play through
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Nov 08, 2023 |
Do you have this in an 8-point?
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Nov 07, 2023 |
Listen to that itchy hand
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Nov 06, 2023 |
Rangers Win, Kevin Bacon found!
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Nov 02, 2023 |
Be sure and check your flapper valve
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Nov 01, 2023 |
I'm Buck, your new chef
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Oct 31, 2023 |
Hey Ginger, my throat hurts
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Oct 27, 2023 |
Hey, I'm in the vault
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Oct 26, 2023 |
Give 'em the shaft
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Oct 25, 2023 |
Put me in Coach!
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Oct 24, 2023 |
Hey Rufus, who's lurking behind the station?
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Oct 20, 2023 |
How do you want your bear burger cooked?
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Oct 19, 2023 |
Hey Charlie, how ya like them apples?
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Oct 18, 2023 |
Got any Parmesan?
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Oct 16, 2023 |
Would you rather ride in a balloon or a pumpkin?
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Oct 13, 2023 |
It's fat bear time again
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Oct 04, 2023 |
Sir, you're welcome, but you're croc's not
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Oct 03, 2023 |
Dollars to doughnuts that bear has three legs
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Sep 29, 2023 |
Mom, Porky's here!
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Sep 28, 2023 |
Ooooh that smell
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Sep 27, 2023 |
Bye bye high sheep
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Sep 26, 2023 |
Did the groundhog see his fan belt?
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Sep 25, 2023 |
Big Tex, the Weinermobile, & a yelling toilet
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Sep 22, 2023 |
The purring engine
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Sep 21, 2023 |
I bearly got my donuts
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Sep 20, 2023 |
Does this cop car go to Bacon Creek Road?
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Sep 19, 2023 |
Homecoming and Spider Monkeys
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Sep 15, 2023 |
Hey Winnie, save some honey for the rest of us
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Sep 14, 2023 |
When in Houston, watch the signs
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Sep 13, 2023 |
When pigs fly
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Sep 12, 2023 |
Stick 'em up!
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Sep 11, 2023 |
The Wong Diamond
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Sep 08, 2023 |
The Human Hamster Wheel
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Sep 07, 2023 |
Metallica with Fido
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Sep 06, 2023 |
Cheeks or buttocks?
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Sep 05, 2023 |
Have a cheeseburger in paradise for Jimmy
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Sep 04, 2023 |
Howdy Doody calls shotgun
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Sep 01, 2023 |
Have you seen my lion?
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Aug 31, 2023 |
Blue Moon over rubber duckies
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Aug 30, 2023 |
Beware the kidney bean
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Aug 29, 2023 |
Could we help you Rudolph? Nah, just browsing.
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Aug 28, 2023 |
Hogs on the run
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Aug 25, 2023 |
We don't have banana floats here at Popeye's
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Aug 24, 2023 |
Bear bnb
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Aug 23, 2023 |
That giraffe ain't got no spots!
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Aug 22, 2023 |
Holy raccoon!
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Aug 21, 2023 |
I bearly saw the mullet
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Aug 18, 2023 |
How 'bout those new lungs?
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Aug 17, 2023 |
Carolina in my mind
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Aug 16, 2023 |
By the time we got to Death Valley...
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Aug 15, 2023 |
Lance Campbell is a superintendent? AHMO
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Aug 14, 2023 |
School days
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Aug 11, 2023 |
Want s'more?
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Aug 10, 2023 |
Get ready for some football
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Aug 09, 2023 |
Hank got tanked
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Aug 08, 2023 |
Take my picture, not my purse!
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Aug 07, 2023 |
Can't you see the painted wagon?
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Aug 04, 2023 |
Slip-slidin' away
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Aug 03, 2023 |
Always wear clean underwear
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Aug 02, 2023 |
Shcool's about to start
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Aug 01, 2023 |
Can I get my ssssssssscript?
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Jul 28, 2023 |
Happy Birthday Twist! Dancin' with the Bee Gees
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Jul 27, 2023 |
Mind if these goats play through?
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Jul 26, 2023 |
Rat with a red flag
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Jul 25, 2023 |
Bus stop with the gator
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Jul 24, 2023 |
Don't burn your cookies on the dashboard
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Jul 21, 2023 |
Goat on a ledge
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Jul 20, 2023 |
Hey Daddy, did we get a new slide?
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Jul 19, 2023 |
Look at that wiener dog go!!
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Jul 18, 2023 |
Is there a snake on the yacht?
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Jul 17, 2023 |
Hang ten otters
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Jul 13, 2023 |
I'll have another lotto ticket
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Jul 12, 2023 |
Just go to the zoo & then Tom's Diner
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Jul 11, 2023 |
The Snail Speedway
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Jul 10, 2023 |
Bear it all, but don't squat on the spurs
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Jul 07, 2023 |
Swifty owls & a big fish
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Jul 06, 2023 |
KFC: Seal the deal
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Jul 05, 2023 |
Did you order a beef burrito?
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Jul 03, 2023 |
Has anybody seen the rhino?
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Jun 30, 2023 |
Surf's up corgis!
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Jun 28, 2023 |
Oh Dolly!
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Jun 27, 2023 |
Roscoe spotted at Buc-ee's
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Jun 26, 2023 |
Recall of the Baby Sharks
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Jun 23, 2023 |
No, not VBS!!
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Jun 22, 2023 |
I'll take my tacos in the attic
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Jun 21, 2023 |
The bear asks, "Mind if I sleep here?"
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Jun 20, 2023 |
Nude recreation?
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Jun 19, 2023 |
It said snake
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Jun 16, 2023 |
Was that a wolverine?
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Jun 07, 2023 |
Put ten on Cassius for me
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Jun 06, 2023 |
Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful trash can?
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Jun 05, 2023 |
Hey, who pulled the plug?
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May 31, 2023 |
Lay off my Hot Pocket
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May 29, 2023 |
Surfin' with Tom
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May 26, 2023 |
The water buffalo out front should've told ya
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May 25, 2023 |
Drop the knife, or I'll tase ya
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May 24, 2023 |
Does the shell come with it?
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May 23, 2023 |
Darnit, store's closed
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May 22, 2023 |
They call me the fireman
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May 18, 2023 |
Creepy dolls help sea turtles
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May 17, 2023 |
Chocolate milk?
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May 16, 2023 |
Choke down some polk salad
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May 15, 2023 |
Dang me! Buddy Holly wins!
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May 12, 2023 |
That's a lot of bull
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May 09, 2023 |
You should see the breadsticks
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May 08, 2023 |
Beehive airlines
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May 05, 2023 |
No matter, the fourth is with you
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May 04, 2023 |
What number bee are you?
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May 03, 2023 |
Did y'all throw away that teddy bear?
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May 02, 2023 |
Now what day is Cinco de Mayo?
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May 01, 2023 |
The Red-Headed Stranger turns 90
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Apr 28, 2023 |
Glad I forgot the tomatoes
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Apr 27, 2023 |
The moose with the popcorn should've told ya
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Apr 25, 2023 |
I didn't see that comin'
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Apr 24, 2023 |
Sorry, I thought this was a Chick-fil-A
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Apr 21, 2023 |
I think I will have another big orange drink
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Apr 20, 2023 |
It's a long way...
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Apr 19, 2023 |
Rock n' Roll never forgets...neither does the IRS
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Apr 18, 2023 |
Rave on in the Swamp
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Apr 17, 2023 |
You got 200 thou I can borrow?
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Apr 14, 2023 |
Sister's hard to handle at home
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Apr 13, 2023 |
Sister's comin' home!!
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Apr 12, 2023 |
What, me worry?
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Apr 11, 2023 |
Put a cap on it!
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Apr 10, 2023 |
Thanks for the lungs and the cornea
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Apr 07, 2023 |
It's National Burrrrrrrrito Day!!
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Apr 06, 2023 |
Only #1 goes
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Apr 05, 2023 |
Watch your step
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Apr 04, 2023 |
You can't fool the Swampheads
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Apr 03, 2023 |
UNT Eagles are NIT Champs!!
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Mar 31, 2023 |
That's tots, ma'am
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Mar 30, 2023 |
Mind if these elk play through?
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Mar 28, 2023 |
Welcome to Texas Ben the Bear
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Mar 27, 2023 |
Sadie, puppy day is over
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Mar 24, 2023 |
Fluff your own pillow
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Mar 23, 2023 |
Have you ever eaten a Peep?
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Mar 22, 2023 |
I meant Aquarena!
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Mar 21, 2023 |
What a day for a daydream
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Mar 20, 2023 |
You can't park here
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Mar 17, 2023 |
Dancing with Mr. Bojangles
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Mar 16, 2023 |
Will and the 72 ouncer
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Mar 15, 2023 |
Is that a Jack Fruit?
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Mar 14, 2023 |
March on Spring Break
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Mar 13, 2023 |
Roll out the champagne carpet
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Mar 10, 2023 |
I can't get no respect
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Mar 09, 2023 |
Is that a banana behind the fridge?
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Mar 07, 2023 |
Is that a gator or a deer?
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Mar 06, 2023 |
Ridin' like the wind
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Mar 03, 2023 |
Deep in the heart of Texas
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Mar 02, 2023 |
Bunny Bunny
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Mar 01, 2023 |
Watch out for the clothes line
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Feb 28, 2023 |
The moose out front should've told ya
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Feb 27, 2023 |
Ben the bear is outta here
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Feb 24, 2023 |
Go ahead, I'll wait to buy my ticket
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Feb 23, 2023 |
How bout that 94-footer?
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Feb 22, 2023 |
Boot scootin' to North Carolina
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Feb 21, 2023 |
Hail to the big cheese
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Feb 20, 2023 |
Do you have to be a robin to rock?
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Feb 17, 2023 |
Is the earth moving under our feet?
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Feb 16, 2023 |
Get ready to ride the storm
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Feb 15, 2023 |
Hail you say?
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Feb 14, 2023 |
How bout those Chiefs?
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Feb 13, 2023 |
No, you have to buy a ticket
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Feb 10, 2023 |
What's on the great white's nose?
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Feb 09, 2023 |
Don't bother knocking
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Feb 08, 2023 |
Willie & the two Grammys
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Feb 06, 2023 |
The Day the Music Died
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Feb 03, 2023 |
It's Groundhog Day!!
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Feb 02, 2023 |
Trey Ford committed!!
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Feb 01, 2023 |
Open up the canned heat
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Jan 30, 2023 |
Somebody order McDonald's?
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Jan 27, 2023 |
Papa oom mow mow
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Jan 26, 2023 |
Bell pepper's a fruit?
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Jan 25, 2023 |
Get right, Ralphie!
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Jan 24, 2023 |
That battery's how much?
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Jan 23, 2023 |
Meet Wile E. Coyote
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Jan 19, 2023 |
How's that electric car workin' for ya?
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Jan 18, 2023 |
How bout them Cowboys!
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Jan 17, 2023 |
Hey Jughead!
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Jan 16, 2023 |
Choppin' broccoli
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Jan 13, 2023 |
Leave the bear there
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Jan 12, 2023 |
I'll have the sausage roll
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Jan 11, 2023 |
Yakety Yak
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Jan 10, 2023 |
Rah Rah TCU!!
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Jan 09, 2023 |
You speakada German?
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Jan 06, 2023 |
Don't forget to alpaca the onions
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Jan 04, 2023 |
Harold Taft is gone. We're on our own.
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Jan 03, 2023 |
It ain't the Cotton Bowl
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Jan 02, 2023 |
Don't forget the Rock n' Roll & black-eyed peas
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Dec 30, 2022 |
Be sure and scratch all the numbers
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Dec 28, 2022 |
I meant Van Morrison
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Dec 27, 2022 |
On the road again
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Dec 23, 2022 |
Do you have anymore salmon?
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Dec 22, 2022 |
CAUTION: Heater is hot
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Dec 21, 2022 |
Mr. De Niro, can I get your autograph?
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Dec 20, 2022 |
Is Rusty still in the NAVY?
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Dec 19, 2022 |
I'll pass on the salad, thank you
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Dec 16, 2022 |
Fire up some canned heat
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Dec 15, 2022 |
Keep this bear in mind
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Dec 14, 2022 |
I need a couple of bucks
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Dec 13, 2022 |
The Swamp Files
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Dec 12, 2022 |
Did that lizard do this?
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Dec 09, 2022 |
Hiding out in the Swamp
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Dec 08, 2022 |
Uncle BS says Happy BD to Aunt Jeannie
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Dec 07, 2022 |
Kirstie, everybody knows your name
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Dec 06, 2022 |
Hey Swampheads, it's a good day
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Dec 05, 2022 |
Have you seen my nose?
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Dec 02, 2022 |
Do you know where a phone is?
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Dec 01, 2022 |
Jiminy Christmas
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Nov 30, 2022 |
The cat's out of the bag
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Nov 29, 2022 |
Illegal bananas and Mac n' cheese
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Nov 28, 2022 |
Popcorn's good enough for me
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Nov 23, 2022 |
Don't guess we need any buttermilk after all
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Nov 22, 2022 |
We apologize for using us - Postmaster
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Nov 21, 2022 |
La Niña
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Nov 18, 2022 |
Here's lookin' at you, at you, at you
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Nov 17, 2022 |
Would you say you're my mom?
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Nov 16, 2022 |
Gettin' by the microwave
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Nov 15, 2022 |
Remember your sandwich bag
|
Nov 14, 2022 |
Veterans Make It Count!!
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Nov 11, 2022 |
Alan Jackson - A true Honky Tonk Hero
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Nov 10, 2022 |
Will Zucchini could go to his left.
|
Nov 09, 2022 |
Bonnie's got her blue jeans on
|
Nov 08, 2022 |
Which way the tail blows
|
Nov 07, 2022 |
Make time to fall back
|
Nov 04, 2022 |
Owl 14 Woman 0
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Nov 03, 2022 |
They put up a parking lot
|
Nov 02, 2022 |
Retired Coach 28, Raccoon 0
|
Nov 01, 2022 |
This is Thriller
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
Abilene here we come!!
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
Be sure and count your droppings
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
The Candy Man can
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Oct 25, 2022 |
The McRib is the bees' knees
|
Oct 24, 2022 |
Here Fibber!
|
Oct 21, 2022 |
It's Crock Pot, Toddford
|
Oct 20, 2022 |
The power of the pizza
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Oct 19, 2022 |
Texas Cookin'
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Oct 18, 2022 |
You know
|
Oct 17, 2022 |
Cross country ain't no bums
|
Oct 14, 2022 |
Fergie says, "Super size my fries!"
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
Sunshine, lollipops, & a 747
|
Oct 12, 2022 |
What day is it?
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
Two heads are better than one, only if you're a snake
|
Oct 07, 2022 |
Moose trying to get on the loose
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
Another coyote in the bathroom?
|
Oct 05, 2022 |
RIP Loretta
|
Oct 04, 2022 |
Ticket to Killeen Shoemaker
|
Oct 03, 2022 |
Dollars to donuts
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Sep 30, 2022 |
Don't it make you wanna dance?
|
Sep 29, 2022 |
Bearly ate the Range Rover
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Sep 28, 2022 |
Takin' Care of Business
|
Sep 27, 2022 |
Salty Nashville Cats
|
Sep 26, 2022 |
All aboard with the Lions!!
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Sep 23, 2022 |
Fall's here, don't let the fox in
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Sep 22, 2022 |
Callin' all Yetis
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Sep 21, 2022 |
Gator wrecking service
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Sep 20, 2022 |
Y'all are having chicken, I'm eatin' crow
|
Sep 19, 2022 |
If ya ain't got it, ya ain't got it
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
A tale of two mambas
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
Where's the roadrunner?
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
Big sea lion in a little boat
|
Sep 09, 2022 |
Hey that's my chair
|
Sep 08, 2022 |
Itchin' for some oatmeal
|
Sep 07, 2022 |
Hissing gator needs a couple of bucks
|
Sep 06, 2022 |
Maroon & White for Uvalde
|
Sep 05, 2022 |
Live tonight...Itchy Throat
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
Will Dookie up, up, and away!
|
Sep 01, 2022 |
Constipatin' on Conway
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
Up, Up, & away, would you like to fight today?
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
What color are your snake eyes?
|
Aug 29, 2022 |
Tell the cows I'm going home
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
I'm surprised about the extremities
|
Aug 25, 2022 |
Thank goodness for dirty laundry
|
Aug 24, 2022 |
Decoldest says, "Stay Cool"
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
Artichokes opossum
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
30 years: He definitely made it count!!
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
A little less conversation, a lot more splooting
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
You're out of pimento?
|
Aug 15, 2022 |
Boar on the beach
|
Aug 12, 2022 |
Surf's up Dorothy
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
Go Grease Lightning
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
Ring ring goes the bell
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
First anniversary of the Grand Prairie Cobra snake great escape
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
Grab some nuts
|
Aug 03, 2022 |
Check Engine Light p0456
|
Aug 02, 2022 |
You move it to it
|
Aug 01, 2022 |
You shitaked me
|
Jul 29, 2022 |
Gee, Wally. RIP
|
Jul 28, 2022 |
Harry Flatulence and the Three Cramps
|
Jul 26, 2022 |
Too many almonds? Obstipation?
|
Jul 25, 2022 |
Ya seen Jimmy?
|
Jul 22, 2022 |
Gator on patrol
|
Jul 21, 2022 |
Let me be frank.
|
Jul 20, 2022 |
The armadillo migration
|
Jul 18, 2022 |
Always check for the iguana
|
Jul 15, 2022 |
Coco says, "That ain't no dragonfly!"
|
Jul 14, 2022 |
The Yeti told me to
|
Jul 12, 2022 |
Elvis is in the building
|
Jul 11, 2022 |
No blood in this turnip
|
Jul 08, 2022 |
The heat is on
|
Jul 07, 2022 |
Chester 63, Protester 0
|
Jul 05, 2022 |
One dog, not bad. 76?
|
Jul 04, 2022 |
Don't get goosed by a berry
|
Jul 01, 2022 |
Hey Lima Bean, is that your Mother-In-Law?
|
Jun 29, 2022 |
Elvis is in The Swamp
|
Jun 28, 2022 |
Sea Lion for par
|
Jun 27, 2022 |
Washer 10 Todd 0
|
Jun 22, 2022 |
Omaha
|
Jun 21, 2022 |
Surf's Up
|
Jun 20, 2022 |
Have a great Pop's Day
|
Jun 17, 2022 |
Got milk and floor sealant?
|
Jun 16, 2022 |
What a day for a daydream
|
Jun 15, 2022 |
Bee alert, protect your hammerheads
|
Jun 13, 2022 |
Whatayeti
|
Jun 10, 2022 |
Let the rhythm get you
|
Jun 09, 2022 |
Leon's leaving the Iditarod
|
Jun 08, 2022 |
Strong mindset for Matt
|
Jun 07, 2022 |
Always stand clear of the soap dispenser boss
|
Jun 06, 2022 |
Do you feel lucky kangaroo?
|
Jun 01, 2022 |
Lamb on the lam
|
May 31, 2022 |
Should have been Tiffany
|
May 27, 2022 |
School's out. Beware of the jumping worm.
|
May 26, 2022 |
Prayers for Uvalde
|
May 25, 2022 |
Warning, it's a one-armed badminton player!
|
May 24, 2022 |
Tyson the Bison
|
May 23, 2022 |
Rocky Raccoon in a Hog hat
|
May 19, 2022 |
Salty Dog
|
May 18, 2022 |
Gotta Lyle Love those Ruby Reds
|
May 17, 2022 |
DeWalt Do-nots
|
May 16, 2022 |
Happy Friday
|
May 13, 2022 |
Rich Strike passes his test
|
May 12, 2022 |
Well, we're putting our nest here
|
May 11, 2022 |
The original Urban Cowboy
|
May 09, 2022 |
Don't mess with the otter
|
May 06, 2022 |
What a Slick move!
|
May 05, 2022 |
What flavor is that lip gloss?
|
May 03, 2022 |
Sheep on the roof
|
May 02, 2022 |
XCanton, no the X is silent
|
Apr 27, 2022 |
Happy birthday to the gardener!
|
Apr 26, 2022 |
Bear in the crosswalk
|
Apr 25, 2022 |
Be on the lookout for pickled curry cauliflower
|
Apr 22, 2022 |
Got Cheetos?
|
Apr 21, 2022 |
Toddmato
|
Apr 20, 2022 |
Did that weed eater come with a Speedo?
|
Apr 19, 2022 |
Are those Animals Crackers in the tree?
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
Lucky please don't go
|
Apr 14, 2022 |
Is that a gator or a beaver?
|
Apr 13, 2022 |
Hook 'em Scottie
|
Apr 11, 2022 |
Is that a rotten potato?
|
Apr 08, 2022 |
Excuse me, Sir, you have a fox on your back
|
Apr 07, 2022 |
Whoopie for the Heels!
|
Apr 05, 2022 |
Heck yeah I've been saved!
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
Have you seen my lotto ticket?
|
Mar 30, 2022 |
Hooligan chihuahuas
|
Mar 29, 2022 |
Mr. Collins, may I have your autograph?
|
Mar 28, 2022 |
If you're sensitive, don't eat apricots.
|
Mar 25, 2022 |
Goldilocks and the three Hanks
|
Mar 24, 2022 |
Voo doo Hoo doo
|
Mar 23, 2022 |
Have you seen my pillow?
|
Mar 22, 2022 |
Ice, Ice, moo baby
|
Mar 21, 2022 |
What's up doc? I'm turning orange.
|
Mar 18, 2022 |
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a sloth!
|
Mar 17, 2022 |
Coach, we got a new swimmer?
|
Mar 16, 2022 |
Mama, I do
|
Mar 15, 2022 |
Deer in a wooden fence
|
Mar 14, 2022 |
Spring forward to pet insurance
|
Mar 11, 2022 |
Hey Lamb Chop, you got an extra leg?
|
Mar 10, 2022 |
On the road with Barbi
|
Mar 09, 2022 |
He's got a squirrel!
|
Mar 08, 2022 |
Heads up, let it all hang out!
|
Mar 07, 2022 |
Who invited the snake?
|
Mar 03, 2022 |
Are we gonna get burgers after the game?
|
Mar 02, 2022 |
It ain't easy bein' green
|
Mar 01, 2022 |
There's a cow at the door
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
He's got a gun
|
Feb 25, 2022 |
Look at that croc
|
Feb 24, 2022 |
Coop's a teenager, help us all
|
Feb 23, 2022 |
Was that a Bat Falcon?
|
Feb 21, 2022 |
I left my Porsche in the Atlantic
|
Feb 17, 2022 |
Pass me the thingamajig
|
Feb 16, 2022 |
Oh stewardess
|
Feb 15, 2022 |
Listen like it's hot
|
Feb 14, 2022 |
The tale of Toddford's appendix
|
Feb 11, 2022 |
You got that in crunchy?
|
Feb 10, 2022 |
Parrot's eye view
|
Feb 09, 2022 |
Betty Whiteout
|
Feb 08, 2022 |
What a maroon
|
Feb 07, 2022 |
Grandpa, look what I caught
|
Feb 04, 2022 |
Cardinals take lead at Curling
|
Feb 03, 2022 |
Hey Phil, have a tater tot!
|
Feb 02, 2022 |
The G.O.A.T has retired
|
Feb 01, 2022 |
Coach, we gonna swim today?
|
Jan 31, 2022 |
Geese headin' to Choctaw
|
Jan 28, 2022 |
Win the day, get a 10
|
Jan 26, 2022 |
What am I going to do with all these gold fish bowls?
|
Jan 25, 2022 |
How much for gas?
|
Jan 24, 2022 |
Make it a squirrely day
|
Jan 21, 2022 |
Hey, Joel, look what I found!
|
Jan 20, 2022 |
Margaret, is that a wallaby?
|
Jan 19, 2022 |
Was that a seal?
|
Jan 17, 2022 |
Rockin' with Raylan
|
Jan 14, 2022 |
Listen for the quack
|
Jan 13, 2022 |
Georgia on my mind
|
Jan 11, 2022 |
Mama, it's not underwear!
|
Jan 10, 2022 |
I didn't order onions
|
Jan 07, 2022 |
2021...oops! 2022
|
Jan 05, 2022 |
Truly Make It Count
|
Jan 04, 2022 |
That fruitcake came out of nowhere
|
Jan 03, 2022 |
Happy Black-eyed Pea Day!!
|
Dec 31, 2021 |
Spencer sighting at Arise
|
Dec 30, 2021 |
Win the day
|
Dec 29, 2021 |
Don't forget your fake vaccine card
|
Dec 28, 2021 |
Made it through another one
|
Dec 27, 2021 |
Mama, my leg cramps need more bananas
|
Dec 23, 2021 |
What do you call your Charley Horse?
|
Dec 22, 2021 |
Was that a flying chicken nugget?
|
Dec 21, 2021 |
Don't get bank jugged
|
Dec 17, 2021 |
Well that's convenient
|
Dec 14, 2021 |
Is there anybody out there?
|
Dec 13, 2021 |
Aunt Jeannie, You are the bomb
|
Dec 07, 2021 |
The four horsemen on 34
|
Dec 06, 2021 |
Don't the Cru make you wanna dance?
|
Dec 03, 2021 |
That elf ain't on the shelf
|
Dec 01, 2021 |
Mom beats spots off leopard
|
Nov 30, 2021 |
Push the red button
|
Nov 29, 2021 |
The turkey's the word
|
Nov 24, 2021 |
Chihuahua in a boot
|
Nov 23, 2021 |
Turkey Week
|
Nov 22, 2021 |
Go Lions in Corsicana!
|
Nov 19, 2021 |
Was that light the Beaver Moon or the fridge?
|
Nov 18, 2021 |
Can't win 'em all
|
Nov 17, 2021 |
Get a Yellow Jacket
|
Nov 16, 2021 |
Have a Coke and a flush
|
Nov 15, 2021 |
There was a moose in the Swamp
|
Nov 12, 2021 |
Salute a Veteran
|
Nov 11, 2021 |
Ain't nothin' like a Sweet Potato Pie
|
Nov 10, 2021 |
Bang on my drum all day
|
Nov 09, 2021 |
It was long and loud
|
Nov 08, 2021 |
Suds in the bucket
|
Nov 04, 2021 |
Up-scope colonoscopy
|
Nov 03, 2021 |
Bring back your Tesla
|
Nov 02, 2021 |
Semper Fi, Judge
|
Nov 01, 2021 |
Voo Doo Hoo Doo
|
Oct 29, 2021 |
They call the wind Maria
|
Oct 28, 2021 |
Look out for that turbine
|
Oct 27, 2021 |
Ole Cowhand
|
Oct 25, 2021 |
Happy Birthday to Uncle Sonny Moose
|
Oct 21, 2021 |
Dry your hands folks
|
Oct 19, 2021 |
Punched by the King
|
Oct 18, 2021 |
Any fish you wish
|
Oct 15, 2021 |
Oh Bill Shatner
|
Oct 13, 2021 |
I got a good deal on this tire
|
Oct 12, 2021 |
If that ain't a riggin...
|
Oct 11, 2021 |
Lions vs Tigers - Nuff Said
|
Oct 08, 2021 |
Are We Still Looking For Me?
|
Oct 07, 2021 |
Fletcher's Corn Dog...Not a Myth
|
Oct 06, 2021 |
Hand me that ukulele
|
Oct 05, 2021 |
County Championship Week
|
Oct 04, 2021 |
The Moose Says Have a Corn Dog
|
Oct 01, 2021 |
Sweeter than angina
|
Sep 30, 2021 |
We've got a really big soup
|
Sep 28, 2021 |
An Otter Monday
|
Sep 27, 2021 |
Knock Knock it's Fair Day
|
Sep 24, 2021 |
The Clampitts are coming to town
|
Sep 23, 2021 |
Snackaholic finds Corn Nuts
|
Sep 22, 2021 |
Grizzly finds the real GOAT
|
Sep 21, 2021 |
And you don't mess around with listeria
|
Sep 20, 2021 |
You can win with Quinn
|
Sep 17, 2021 |
Out of this world
|
Sep 16, 2021 |
All I want to be is a chicken crossing the road
|
Sep 15, 2021 |
It's time to parallel park
|
Sep 14, 2021 |
It's not a nut, it's a legume
|
Sep 13, 2021 |
No, I said get the water hose
|
Sep 10, 2021 |
Frog in the turlet?
|
Sep 09, 2021 |
Parallel Park?
|
Sep 08, 2021 |
Salute the Colonel
|
Sep 07, 2021 |
Labor Pains
|
Sep 06, 2021 |
Bowling for chips
|
Sep 03, 2021 |
Can't reason with hurricane season
|
Sep 02, 2021 |
Just how many laws do we need?
|
Sep 01, 2021 |
Leavin' on a jet plane
|
Aug 18, 2021 |
Darth Gator
|
Aug 17, 2021 |
Watch out for Fred
|
Aug 16, 2021 |
It's hot enough to be football season
|
Aug 13, 2021 |
Did you bring the Duct tape?
|
Aug 12, 2021 |
Snakes and Bears
|
Aug 11, 2021 |
Money for nothing
|
Aug 10, 2021 |
Pass the rice pudding
|
Aug 09, 2021 |
Snake still on the run
|
Aug 06, 2021 |
Have you seen my cobra?
|
Aug 05, 2021 |
Pups get their nails trimmed
|
Aug 04, 2021 |
Grab an artichoke
|
Aug 03, 2021 |
Who did zucchini play for?
|
Aug 02, 2021 |
Don't eat the chip
|
Jul 30, 2021 |
Did you burp?
|
Jul 28, 2021 |
Happy Birthday Dale!!
|
Jul 27, 2021 |
Look out for the land lobster
|
Jul 26, 2021 |
I'll have a vanilla cone
|
Jul 23, 2021 |
Have they landed on the moon yet?
|
Jul 21, 2021 |
What's up? Your cholesterol
|
Jul 19, 2021 |
Fritter Friday
|
Jul 16, 2021 |
Hey, peel an onion
|
Jul 14, 2021 |
Here come the Judge
|
Jul 12, 2021 |
The single man cart
|
Jul 09, 2021 |
Wal Mart doesn't have Corn Nuts, but they do have other kinds
|
Jul 07, 2021 |
You can't stop my tractor.
|
Jul 06, 2021 |
Have another hot dog.
|
Jul 05, 2021 |
Don't forget your sunscreen.
|
Jul 02, 2021 |
Correction folks!!
|
Jul 01, 2021 |
Raccoon shut out
|
Jul 01, 2021 |
Raccoons 40 Gents 0
|
Jun 30, 2021 |
Foil it up!
|
Jun 29, 2021 |
Oh Deer!
|
Jun 28, 2021 |
Look at Toddford, he's 72! Well, tomorrow.
|
Jun 25, 2021 |
America
|
Jun 23, 2021 |
Lovin' Spoonfuls
|
Jun 21, 2021 |
We squashed it!
|
Jun 14, 2021 |
I am leaving the Beatles.
|
Jun 11, 2021 |
24 Carrots
|
Jun 09, 2021 |
Give em bell peppers
|
Jun 08, 2021 |
For Becker
|
Jun 07, 2021 |
Go Nuts for Doughnuts...or is it Donuts?
|
Jun 04, 2021 |
Can't BEAR it
|
Jun 02, 2021 |
It's a Peach!
|
May 31, 2021 |
Gotta have a radish.
|
May 28, 2021 |
Melon Head
|
May 26, 2021 |
Spider Monkey
|
May 25, 2021 |
Man in dinosaur leg
|
May 24, 2021 |
You're An All Star
|
May 21, 2021 |
Take Your Donuts, Ma'am
|
May 20, 2021 |
AHMO for Post-Its
|
May 19, 2021 |
That Rainy Day
|
May 17, 2021 |
Oggy the Feline Doctor
|
May 14, 2021 |
Tiger on the loose
|
May 13, 2021 |
Brown Recluse
|
May 12, 2021 |
Zoom with a side of spaghetti
|
May 10, 2021 |
Mother's Day Eve Eve
|
May 07, 2021 |
Cinco de mayo
|
May 05, 2021 |
Tiger Snake in a Boat
|
May 04, 2021 |
Food for Stress
|
May 03, 2021 |
Willie's Birthday
|
Apr 29, 2021 |
Bass Pro
|
Apr 28, 2021 |
Ron Chapman
|
Apr 27, 2021 |
Gardener's Birthday
|
Apr 26, 2021 |
Earth Day
|
Apr 22, 2021 |
The Mini Dodgers
|
Apr 21, 2021 |
Lima Bean Respect
|
Apr 20, 2021 |
Dill Pickle
|
Apr 19, 2021 |
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
|
Apr 16, 2021 |
High Five Folks
|
Apr 15, 2021 |
Lassie in a Wetsuit
|
Apr 14, 2021 |
Crikey!
|
Apr 13, 2021 |
Brianna's Birthday
|
Apr 12, 2021 |
The Incredible Egg
|
Apr 09, 2021 |
Lawdy, Lawdy, Look Who's 40!!
|
Apr 08, 2021 |
Bees Knees
|
Apr 07, 2021 |
Popcorn
|
Apr 06, 2021 |
Caramel Day
|
Apr 05, 2021 |
Ferret Friday
|
Apr 02, 2021 |
Centerfield
|
Apr 01, 2021 |
Pineapple
|
Mar 31, 2021 |
Bananas, bananas, bananas
|
Mar 30, 2021 |
Cajun Navy
|
Mar 29, 2021 |
Jon Peters
|
Mar 26, 2021 |
Liquid Paper
|
Mar 25, 2021 |
Raisinettes
|
Mar 24, 2021 |
Goof Off Day
|
Mar 22, 2021 |
Let's Laugh
|
Mar 19, 2021 |
Olive Oil
|
Mar 18, 2021 |
St. Patty's
|
Mar 17, 2021 |
National Artichoke
|
Mar 16, 2021 |
Nutty Nap Day
|
Mar 15, 2021 |
Girl Scout Day
|
Mar 12, 2021 |
Tar Heels Win!!
|
Mar 11, 2021 |
Chuck Norris
|
Mar 10, 2021 |
Get Over It
|
Mar 09, 2021 |
Puttin' on the Fritz
|
Mar 08, 2021 |
Zoom In
|
Mar 05, 2021 |
Hank the Cow Dog
|
Mar 04, 2021 |
Rebound
|
Mar 03, 2021 |
Texas Independence Day
|
Mar 02, 2021 |
Marching On
|
Mar 01, 2021 |
Mobile Swamp Meets a Median
|
Feb 26, 2021 |
Mobile Swamp
|
Feb 25, 2021 |
Adjustments
|
Feb 24, 2021 |
Carolina on My Mind
|
Feb 23, 2021 |
Tipton Pizza Man
|
Feb 22, 2021 |
Bear in the Woods
|
Feb 19, 2021 |
Red Blood Cells, White Snow
|
Feb 18, 2021 |
Pistol Pete
|
Feb 17, 2021 |
Pancake Batter
|
Feb 16, 2021 |
Lake Jackson
|
Feb 15, 2021 |
Focus Friday
|
Feb 12, 2021 |
Commitment
|
Feb 11, 2021 |
National Umbrella Day
|
Feb 10, 2021 |
Pizza and Game Day
|
Feb 09, 2021 |
Super Bowl
|
Feb 08, 2021 |
Donkey Day
|
Feb 05, 2021 |
World Cancer Day
|
Feb 04, 2021 |
Buddy Holly
|
Feb 03, 2021 |
Groundhog Day
|
Feb 02, 2021 |
Distractions
|
Feb 01, 2021 |
AAA
|
Jan 29, 2021 |
The Ginny Visit
|
Jan 28, 2021 |
Coach Gent has some visitors in The Swamp
|
Jan 27, 2021 |
Coach Gent's Scout Report: The Rubber Duck Quacked, and I Listened
|
Jan 26, 2021 |
Coach Gent's First Message from The Swamp
|
Jan 25, 2021 |