The LoPriore Podcast

By Danny D LoPriore

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Brothers Michael & Danny LoPriore have set out the make the funniest podcast of all time and have settled for this. Join them on their infinite quest for podcast supremacy as they spare the lives of no one who crosses them. If you don't listen to this show, something is wrong with you, not them, figure your life out bro.

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#034: Finger Sucking Foods
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On this episode, we discuss love making with household items, The Gabby Petito story & what foods we enjoy sucking off our fingers, enjoy!
Sep 21, 2021
#033: The Boys Go Ghost Hunting
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 On this episode, we open some pokemon cards, talk about fetishes, the 20th anniversary of 9/11, SEAL Team 6 & more! Enjoy 
Sep 14, 2021
#32: LoPriores Are All Elite
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On this episode, we discuss "Certified Lover Boy", the new Spider Man trailer, AEW's last pay per view, street performers, old cartoons & dinner with Jay-Z. ENJOY!
Sep 07, 2021
#31: America Is HORNED UP!
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On this episode, we discuss Michael smoking angel dust, which countries are the horniest, weird friend sleepovers and fighting to the death! Enjoy!
Aug 31, 2021
#030: Humans Are Aliens
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 On this episode, we dive deep into our insecurities, cheating, Drake vs. Kanye, Danny gets followed, the possibility of humans being aliens & more!
Aug 24, 2021
#029: Gangstas Can Change
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On this episode, we make an absolute banger, we talk about how much we hate bad waiters, we talk about elephant breasts, Michael cuts his sack open...this episode is insane.
Aug 17, 2021
#028: Danny's Gallon Challenge
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On this episode, Danny drinks an entire gallon of water in less than 2 hours, we set up our best VERZUZ match ups, we talk DONDA, we also take. series of tests to see what our deal is LOL. Enjoy!
Aug 10, 2021
#027: Creepy Teachers
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 On this episode, things are a little different. Danny might have Covid & the biggest zit of all time. We talk our weird lumpy bodies, creepy teachers & more! Enjoy.
Aug 03, 2021
#026: Danny Almost Dies
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 On this episode, Danny almost dies visiting a waterfall, Mike has an STD scare, we talk about the state of hip hop, Kanye's new album & more! 
Jul 27, 2021
#025: Would You Pee On Me?
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 On this episode, we start off with a banger of a song, Michael guesses celebrity heights, Bezos in space, oily ducks, we call patrons and ask them weird questions & much more!
Jul 20, 2021
#024: Finding Love..In Jail.
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 On this episode, we talk about the crazy world of Jail Pen Pals, Michael's type of lady, people lying about their happiness on social media & more!!
Jul 13, 2021
#023: Dad & Danny Go to Church
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 On this episode, Michael is sick, so my father Danny Sr. fills in for him. We talk the bible, sex, lies & Rock n' Roll. We talk drugs in sports, his sports writing career & much more. Enjoy!
Jul 06, 2021
#022: Mike Hates Family Stuff
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On this episode, we talk about porn, obviously. Sexy ass man beards, Mike's fears and hate for family gatherings, anxiety and more! Enjoy!
Jun 29, 2021
#021: Lick My Ears...Hard.
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On this episode, we talk about the ASMR world of vigorous ear licking & answer the patrons questions! Enjoy!
Jun 22, 2021
#020: Mueve Ese Culo ( Move That A$$)
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 On this episode, we talk about smelling our grundles, our bouts with depression and anxiety, Danny's bipolar, Bo Burnham's Inside, Sweet Tooth, dating someone with mental health issues & more! Enjoy!
Jun 15, 2021
#019: Huntin' For Charizard
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On this episode, we continue our hunt for Charizard, Danny up's the Patreon ante, we discuss Logan Paul vs. Mayweather, Pride Month & more. Enjoy!!!
Jun 08, 2021
#018: Our Best Episode Yet
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 On this episode we cover it all, 69, things actually get pretty deep but also extremely hilarious, we talk about historical heroes cheating on their wives, why they get passes, The stupid Knicks & Trae Young, cancel culture, rich people not giving their kids money, Mike's hate for Jesse Eisenberg, how stupid the show Pawn Stars is & much more!
Jun 01, 2021
#017: Would You Date a Homeless Person?
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On this episode, we ask, would you date a homeless person? We talk about Adrian's Kickback, how dumb shuffling is, weird AIRBNBs & MUCH MORE!
May 25, 2021
#016: Gotta Catch 'Em All!!!
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   On this episode, we open Pokemon cards as 30 year old men...yeah. We also do a massive Patreon fan Q&A! Enjoy!
May 18, 2021
#015: Michael Almost Dies
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On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy!
May 11, 2021
Episode #014: Call Him Daddy
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On this episode, our Dad calls in, we talk about Kombucha and how much it sucks, Danny gives Mike a gift & much more! Enjoy!!
May 04, 2021
Episode #013: Are We Scientologists??
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On this episode, we talk about Mike fighting a roach to the death & a roach being called a "longipenis" we take a scientology personality test, we talk about paranormal experiences in our lives, The Oscars being mad weird & more!
Apr 27, 2021
Episode #012: 4/20 Blaze It
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On this episode, our season finale, we set it off with a 4/20 track, talk about how weed makes us anxious, our mom calls in and tells us who her favorite child is, we talk to a patron who got paid to let a guy lick her dirty shoe & more!
Apr 20, 2021
Episode #011: Long Live The Dog
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On this episode, our Mom decided she wanted to produce the show, we talk about Danny's Covid shot round two, someone stealing all his money, living in South Jersey, Our Dad's endowment, Tom Hanks not wanting to kiss Antonio Banderas & we pay tribute to life of one of our favorite artists, Earl "DMX" Simmons. Enjoy!
Apr 13, 2021
Episode #010: Jared Is HERE!!!
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On this episode, we're joined by our super hot brother Jared. We talk about Jared's move to Miami and how he's adjusting life. We dropped some UK Drill, we do a MASSIVE FAN Q&A, we get Jared to tell some crazy stories about our parents, Michael not answering the door when Jared came to visit, Bhad Babie's OnlyFans & More!
Apr 06, 2021
Episode #009: Danny Is Ursula...Yeah.
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On this episode, our Patreon reached 200 subs, so Danny dresses up as Ursula from The Little Mermaid, we talk about statues having small dongs and look up the reason why, Jake Paul vs. Ben Askren, the Evergreen boat, Michael hooks up with a 50 year old woman, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch controversy & MUCH MORE, Enjoy!
Mar 30, 2021
Episode #008: The Legend of Toast Girl
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#TheLoPriorePodcast On this episode, Michael tells his infamous toast girl story, we talk about President Biden's tumble, Kylie's GoFundMe controversy, we make a fire reggaeton song, when's the last time Michael had sex, threesomes, open relationships & more...Enjoy!!!
Mar 23, 2021
Episode #007 - How OCD...Are We??
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On this episode, we test Michael's OCD, we talk about Michael's birthday, old school rappers, knocking on neighbors doors, weird children's toys, we leave a patron a sexy voice mail, The Power Rangers curse, Last Chance U & more!
Mar 16, 2021
Episode #006​ - That's One Sexy Bunny
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On this episode, we discuss Lola Bunny's "makeover", Michael dealing with his Tourette's Syndrome, Girls double farting, we have our first ever Patreon phone call, weird school assemblies & more! Enjoy!
Mar 09, 2021
Episode #005 - All Hail King Michael
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On this episode, we talked about how weird Kings were, The elevator girl documentary, our Dad killing us, picklephobia, plastic surgery, panic attacks from coffee, peeing in the shower & more! Enjoy!
Mar 02, 2021
Episode #004 - Uncut Pens
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On this episode, we talk about Jared making us fight each other, our uncut pens, Mike's baldness and Tony Soprano recruits Hulk Hogan into the family. Enjoy!
Feb 22, 2021
Episode #003 - "Did You Just Assault Me?"
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On this episode, Michael and Danny talk about Karens, first dates, how cheap Mike is and much much more! Enjoy!
Feb 15, 2021
Episode #002 - La Cooka Ratcha
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On this episode, Michael & Danny discuss their Vine fame, their impact on social media history, Michael's fight with a monstrous cockroach & and smash each other in the face with snowballs, Enjoy! 
Feb 08, 2021
Episode #001: "Jizzadoo"
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The first episode of "The LoPriore Podcast" is finally HERE! Join Michael & Danny on their quest to fulfill all of your podcast fantasies! On this episode, they talk about beating it in a house full of people, making out with girls with no teeth, professional wrestling and of course getting beat by their parents! Enjoy & Than
Jan 27, 2021