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The "Can we turn on the heater?" Starter Pack
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Breaking up (with your hairdresser of 10 years) is hard to do
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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The F in F1: The Movie stands for formulaic & fine because that's what it is
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Our $38 Walmart Thanksgiving deener
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Imprisoned convict escapes jail 8-9 times, comes back cuz he's a scaredy cat
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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Michelle Yeoh can't sing (Our Wicked 2 review)
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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I washed my hand in the soda fountain at Panda Express
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Perhaps the doctor is causing the disease
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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We no longer eat w/ our hands in public (O, Asbestos tree! O, Asbestos tree!) 🎄☠️
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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How to give yourself a pedicure when you're a real man like me #pedicute
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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When in Tuscany.. (Our Cheesecake Factory review)
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Eat! You're fur & bones!
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Jurassic World O' Green Screen & Idiocy: Rebirf
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Sometimes silly string ain't so silly
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Let the yolk come to you, young Jedi
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Can you make me look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop?
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Work lunches suck
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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my daddy abandoned me but youtube didnt
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Your scrambled eggs are a turn-on, man
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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But where does the gingivitis go?
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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I'm over tacos
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Carolyn lost a bike race to a 10 year old boy
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Mission Impossible 8 (9?): Please god let this be the final reckoning
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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You don't have to remove your shoes but you can't use our bathroom
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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We was 3-wheelin' the whip!
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Fantastic 4 more like Fantastic Bore amirite?!
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Sep 27, 2025 |
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My birthday cookie was on clearance, I took an Alabama shower for my plane friends & I was fork shamed
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Mullet Breakfast & That Fly is Authentic
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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The arduous hair blowdrying trilogy
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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I went full Karen with Carin!
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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Moist vs Raw (we're talking about cookies here, you pervert!)
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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i dont get outta bed for anything less than eight hundred million dollars
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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"I don't care if it's fake gold."
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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We watched our neighbour eat pasta
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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The waitress is laughing at you!!
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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I have a strict "I'm not gonna like your photo" policy
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Ricky Martin versus Bo Jackson
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Would you let your mechanic drink beer while working on your car to save $300?
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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Meineke is a scam & we watched that movie Weapons
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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The LLVMJ WeightLifting Club has disbanded
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Formerly cage free chickens
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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if you dont strong arm robbery me, then i wont strong arm robbery you
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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2 kooks, a zook & some squarsh
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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It hurt to text & I like peeling myself
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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I ate an $82 sandwich; Subway is better.
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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I watched Superman and there was just nothing there for me, man
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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Wash your t-shirt inside out (Day 2 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau)
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Rich people weird (Day 1 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau)
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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I stole from Ronald McDonald
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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Pray for butter (Carolyn's great Great Value breakfast extravaganza!)
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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You have good saliva flow.
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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Us versus the pooping bird(s)
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Give me more hydrogenated oils!
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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Put the mattress on the floor
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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the 2 lasagna theory
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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And then I went to r/bugbites..
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Double Chin Action
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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You can't say mammogram without saying mamm(ary)
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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HOW I DOMINATE MADDEN 95 ON THE SEGA GENESIS IN 2025 & 2026
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Do cats have shoulders? (and other questions we don't have the answer to)
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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Steak Mist (my Subway review)
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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That guy's not our waiter
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May 27, 2025 |
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Sunny Side Up Queen
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May 26, 2025 |
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They should make bigger sidewalks
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May 18, 2025 |
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HVAC Poor
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May 11, 2025 |
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I got out the car to protect my woman's parking spot!
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May 06, 2025 |
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Dentists are in the pocket of Big Waterpik
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May 02, 2025 |
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Operation: Fatten Frankie
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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scared of cows
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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When ordering Chinese food, there are rules
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Kaiju Blue
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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There's no spitting in the kitchen
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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Operation: Winnow the Freezer
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Mr. Clean sucks
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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The Triple Sew
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Your cup o' grease runneth over
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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We ate the best frozen pizza of our entire lives
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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A fried egg versus a hard boiled egg
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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For 4 days we had 1.5 toilet(s)
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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The Death Rattle from my Death Bed
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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7 Fun Tom Selleck Facts
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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We tipped less than 5% for a terrible meal and have zero regrets
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Never trust a skinny waiter (Our Chevy's review)
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Do you give money to panhandlers?
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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The Wax Fund
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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There's 2 kinds of Good Morning
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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To Wax or Not To Wax
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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How to properly eat chicken feet
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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My goal was to do 200 push-ups in a day. I did 10.
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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The Dangers of the Shower Beer (Our New Year's Eve recap)
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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Frankie pooed on our Christmas tree skirt
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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Exes on TV (Our Christmas recap)
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Dec 26, 2024 |
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Wife hits husband repeatedly while he sleeps because he allegedly snores
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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DO NOT ORDER CHIPOTLE THRU THE APP CUZ THEY BE GREEDY WITH THE MEAT
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Blame it on the butter
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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The pedicure lady ignored my bunions (or are they calluses?) so i only tipped her $5
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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We got porch pirated and the cops have our stuff but we don't want it back
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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Gravy has surpassed butter (in terms of Thanksgiving condiments) & Getting Dressed vs Getting Ready
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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How much gravy do we actually need?
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Devil worshippers got places to be too!
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Pour a lil' liquor out for my clubbin' days
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Frankie did not go gently into that good manicure
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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PLEASE DO NOT OBEY THE FREEWAY ON-RAMP METERING LIGHTS
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Nov 09, 2024 |
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We spent nearly $200 at Joe's Crab Shack for STD jokes and kitsch!
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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At what age do you stop putting effort into your appearance?
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Week 1 in a Greta Thunberg paradise
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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My daily nighttime skincare routine
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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The Great Strawberry Juice Leak of 2024
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Cashews & Pretzels don't belong in no trail mix
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Snickers is the 2nd least popular candy.
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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I stopped drinking energy drinks every day
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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Frankie has missed 3 vet appointments in a row
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Refunding the Cartilage
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Papa Murphy's is the self-checkout of pizza
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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The Gucci of Continental Breakfastes
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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I turned 47 and drooled on myself cuz of a milkshake
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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What would an adult do? I hit something on the freeway and am now in a rental car
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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We dined, we drank, and 1 of us ended up on the floor (Our Berkeley trip recap)
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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I lied to a co-worker to make her feel good
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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We know a teenager getting $400 a month in allowance
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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how i make a yummy iced coffee with the keurig
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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I bought Lennox a bike from Donut House
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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The Costco Chicken Caesar salad is now horrible
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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When you go to the movies, do you leave your trash at your seat?
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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A Russian giant fixed our broken washing machine
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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We watched Grocery Outlet employees thwart a shoplifter
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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I now eat burritos with a fork
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Our HOA Violation
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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I bought Lennox a swiss army knife and immediately cut myself with it
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Vince: "Wendy's breakfast is better than Mcdonald's!" Carolyn: "Nah." (Our review)
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Aug 05, 2024 |
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I threw our trash into our neighbor's garbage can
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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We're now a Kirkland Signature family #KirkSig
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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I almost cursed at an old guy for yelling at my mom
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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We crashed the hotel continental breakfast
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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My co-worker got a flat tire. I did not stay to help him.
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Grandma Thien's Preference Sheet
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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If ordered properly, In N Out french fries are guuud
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Our month o' religions, spilling brownie mix onto yourself at the store, and we're #81!
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Even though I'm not in 6th grade I bought a pair of Vans shoes
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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Like the book of Revelation but with gnats
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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How to properly do the self-service car wash
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Carolyn stole 2 books from the elderly
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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I vanquish cobwebs and eliminate squeaks
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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Crumbl Cookies are undercooked, borderline raw cookie dough and overbearingly sweet
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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After 3 days I finally broke down and showered (Santa Cruz Day 3)
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Waffles don't need no syrup (Santa Cruz Day 2)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Never trust a ginger hotel desk clerk (Santa Cruz Day 1)
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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SCALDING HOT FOOD TAKES INCOMING..
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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After 5 days we've made it thru nearly 75% of Dune 2
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Hot Orange Chicken for breakfast, Pecan Praline versus Butter Pecan, and an ocean full of Fishers
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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It's like the Vietnamese version of Hatfields versus McCoys
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May 31, 2024 |
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Goofy refused to serve us food, we didn't shower, Carolyn walked into a pole, and TSA confiscated my protein bar
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May 28, 2024 |
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Disneyland: The happiest and most expensive place on earth!
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May 27, 2024 |
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Disneyland or burst (that was a Perfect Strangers reference)
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May 18, 2024 |
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Disneyland is greedy and we can't wait go
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May 13, 2024 |
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Nail polish made in Poland would be called Polish Polish
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May 12, 2024 |
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I should've lied to the post office lady
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May 09, 2024 |
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Am I the a--hole for eating an apple in bed in the middle of the nite?
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May 06, 2024 |
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Carolyn's Book Club, The Red Door, and apples are just a giant berry
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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We found a hair in our scoop of ice cream; we kept eating it
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Campfire stories with Camp Counselor Carolyn
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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My life as a single dad for 5 days and 4 nites..
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Carolyn the Camp Counselor
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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We ate at that restaurant inside Ikea and the breakfast sucked but the meatballs were guud
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Men who don't go grocery shopping with they womenz
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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It was A Tale of 2 Carne Asadas
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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You call that turbulence?
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Should we eat pork which expired over 2 weeks ago?
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Ped Eggs & Blates: The Secrets to a Happy Marriage
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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Walrus versus Human
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Yes, my name is Shince.
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Carolyn drank wine at 10am (at least it was a saturday?)
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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The burnt cheeseburgers incident (An addendum)
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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Our favorite Trader Joe's products
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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I read Bobby Brown's memoir so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway)
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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The appliances that tear our love apart
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Eating our wedding cake 1 year after our wedding and we don't need no brain cells (An addendum)
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Inhaling helium, eating donuts in the backseat of a Kia, and tea with Drew Barrymore
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Your Keto Casserole of Lies
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Ethan Costanza (An Addendum)
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Ethan: The Series Finale (7 weeks after the pilot aired)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Fake Kitchen Tile Backsplash Backlash
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Dead Poets Society - West Sacramento chapter
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Carolyn is our Little Library's official unofficial librarian
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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We watched Saltburn so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway unless you're our moms)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Jimboy's is dang near perfection (Our review)
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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I ate keto at McDonald's and it was guuud
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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Our 3rd Last Hurrah (our New Year's Eve recap)
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Hey kids, can I tell you about George Michael? (Our Christmas recap)
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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A Very Merry 3 Kielbasa Christmas
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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I went to The Habit by myself and ate 2700 calories and spent $31 (My review)
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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The Naughty & Nice Neighbor List
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Panda's new Chili Crisp Shrimp is guuud
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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On Thanksgiving we got $78 worth of food at Jack in the Box and we have zero regrets
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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We opened Lennox's Christmas present 6 weeks early then wrapped it back up
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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Our Metro PCS sales lady wasn't evil she was just dumb
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Carolyn defaced public property and won't 'fess up
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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I took Lennox and his friend to a college football game - we left at halftime
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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I got Lennox a free electric scooter by whining, complaining, and lying
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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We went to Les Mis and I told a foot tapper behind me to STOP IT twice
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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We ate Domino's crappy pasta so you don't have to
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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I got a $70 bill down to $40 because I asked nicely
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Our favorite Thrifty ice cream flavor as a kid, an 80s and 90s starter pack, and my wife was born an old soul
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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We watched that terrible new Mission Impossible movie so you don't have to
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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We got scoops of Thrifty Ice Cream and were transported back to the 80s and 90s
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Don't take the last item on the shelf
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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Never order fries at a taqueria
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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My mom and I spread more of my dad's ashes
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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How to handle tooth pain like a real man
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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The Wedge Salad should not exist
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Flossing with 1 thumb is hard
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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Even though we're not young and have no friends we had fun at the upside down Pringle which serves beer
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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The Thumb Laceration Chronicles: Volume II
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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I Sliced My Thumb Open with a Box Cutter
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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We OverCook Our Food Cuz Crunch & Texture Are Life
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Selland's was bad. It made us sad. =(
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Lennox has spent over $200 in 1 video game in less than a year
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Eating Hot Popcorn at the Tire Shop
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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"We're gonna restart the plane to hopefully get rid of these error messages"
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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We flew to New York to lay my dad to rest
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Lennox's First Deodorant
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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"Stay away from my guitar and my beer, Alan Fisher"
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Oppenheimer is too long, too loud, has too many actors in it, is pro war and anti war, and hates communists, but is still pretty good
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Carolyn went on a girls trip for 24 hours and I immediately began threatening to throw stuff away
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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When the kids are away, the parents won't play
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Pizza versus Chinese: Which makes the best leftovers?
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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Instructions for microwaving frozen food: It's (gotten too) complicated
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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The best comedy on TV is The Curious Case of Natalia Grace (Our review)
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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I wanted to learn guitar. I quit after 2 classes.
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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It's okay to lie if feelings are involved
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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To Heel or Not To Heel (bread, that is)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Frankie Blue is a Russian Blue
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Just Say No! (and Yes!) to Drugs
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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Vince: Marco's Pizza is the best pizza chain of all time. Wife: Nah. (Our review)
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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Vince eats expired food for a good cause
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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We ate Korean Corn Dogs today. We'll never eat Korean Corn Dogs again.
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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Lennox is broke so he resorted to selling his gift cards to his mom
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Casa Jalisco
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Our DoorDash driver ate our food (probably)
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May 29, 2023 |
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Vince has a shaved head and it wasn't by choice
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May 29, 2023 |
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Auntie Socorro's Egg Rolls
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May 27, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - We went to a River Cats baseball game
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May 25, 2023 |
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Costco's Chicken Bake is Terrible (Our review)
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May 21, 2023 |
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Vince is Intimidated in the Gym by a Teenager
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May 20, 2023 |
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Die Hard vs Big Lebowski vs Shrinking
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May 16, 2023 |
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Bagels versus Donuts: Our Noah's Bagels review
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May 08, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Niko's Tacos
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May 07, 2023 |
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Round Table Pizza is soggy but good
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May 01, 2023 |
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if you don't care, you don't hurt (You CAN be a fair weather fan!)
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May 01, 2023 |
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From Tuft to Udder: The Frankie Blue Nicholas Story
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Sun and Soil Juice
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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We went to a Taylor Swift Dance Party
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Tree House Cafe
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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On Vacation We Ate Rocks and Didn't Shower
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Luna ate a Korean Corn Dog
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Chipotle's new Al Pastor Chicken Review
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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"I'm never eating McDonald's again"
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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Vince snitched, did not get a stitch
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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John Wick 4 is where Ted "Theodore" Logan enjoys a lotta bit of the ultraviolence (Our review)
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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BJ's did us dirty; proceeds to bribe us
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Aquaphor and a Nose Hair Trimmer
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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BJ's service sucks but their food is fine
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Hing's Chinese Cuisine
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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MailBox Vigilantes
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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We Got Lennox an Electric Scooter and he Promptly Broke his Wrist on it
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Eating Halloween Snacks in February (but they haven't expired yet)
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Thai food at a sports bar?? Heck yeaha and it was guuud!
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Capitol Bowl & Cap's Bar and Grill
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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There's a lot wrong with Halal Bros
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Sauced BBQ features brisket that is 80% fat (Our review)
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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Lennox is spending $40, for 3 pieces of pizza, to help his class?
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Vince versus the Parking Garage Security Guard Lady
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Cornerstone Cafe & Bar
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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"You can leave your bedroom, but only to cook for us."
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Trader Joe's Cookie Butter Liquor Review
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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West Sac Best Eats - El Ranchero's Mexican Food Restaurant
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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Lennox's SleepOver Rules
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Sizzler Salad Bar (it's really a low rent buffet) Review
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Shake Shack sucks (our review)
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Avatar 2 sucked (a review)
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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Banana Bread: The Fallout
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Step 1: Banana bread. Step 2: The Wine Wednesday Connection. Step 3: LifeLong Friendships!
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Islands Restaurant Review
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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We Ate $8 Candied Apples from QVC and They Were Weird
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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That bruschetta is not bruschetta
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Pitting the needy against each other AKA giving away things for free on the facebook marketplace
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Sal's Tacos
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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How to kick a 10-year-old out of your house
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Franquette
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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It was the best of times (Liz Fisher's ham), It was the worst of times (cheddar cauliflower rice).. What We Ate on Thanksgiving
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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Trader Joe’s Turkey Sausage Stuffing Fried Rice Review
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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Vince Cursed in Front of a 10-Year-Old Boy, in the name of comedy
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Midway Bar and Grill
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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Frankie is a terrorist
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Kabab Corner
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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We're Not The Cool House, and That's Okay
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Mimi's Cafe Review
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Oishii Teriyaki
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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Frankie versus Our Sanity
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Chipotle's new Garlic Guajillo Steak Review
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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Raising Cane's Review
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Maverik Gas Station Hot Food Review
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Savoury
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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Dry Biscuits, Ballet Dancer Body Hair, and Mimosas
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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Taco Bell Mexican Pizza Review
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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We saw a dude try to shoplift a bunch of spam
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Kick N Mule
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Ain't No One Out Here Clicking The Link You Pasted into the Group Text
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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My First Week as a Blonde BombShell
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Trader Joe's Spicy Honey Review
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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I turned 45, went to a bar, and instantly wanted to go home
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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We UnClipped Lennox's Wings and Let Him Fly
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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It's My Birthday and I'll Cringe If I Want To YOU WOULD CRINGE TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOUUUUUUU
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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Raley's Chinese Food Hot Wok Review
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken Review
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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Pringles versus Stax Taste Test
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Serrano's Cafe
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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My toes touched my pedicure lady's breasts
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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Our HomeLess Jesus May Be Wearing KnockOff Ugg Boots
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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We tell our son Lennox to financially bilk his cult members and film school fights for tiktok
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Mr Burrito
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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I Watched a Grocery Store Employee Drop Broccoli onto the Floor then Put it back into the Produce Section
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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Trader Joe's Garlic Bread Cheese Review
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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People Park Backwards for Attention and Frankie's Thyroid
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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Little Caesars Old World Fanceroni Pepperoni Pizza Review
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Grooming and Suffering for the Fisher Family PhotoShoot
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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Coo's Quorum Coup
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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"I was a 12-year-old stand-up comedian on a cruise telling jokes about plane crashes"
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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Fruit Punch Mix and Potato Pearls Will Be There For You in the End Times
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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HOA Elections means WireTaps, SlushFunds, and EarMarks!
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Carol's
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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We Ate KFC then We Hated Ourselves and Wanted to Die
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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Our Best and Worst Fast Food Fries (Criticizing and Praising French Fries)
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Eppie's
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Playing HopScotch In Your 40s
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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I Met the Husband of a Sacramento Celebrity at Costco
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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If you're not sitting in your hotel room watching reality tv, are you even on vacation?
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Carolyn's Spray Tan - The First 48 Hours
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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Carolyn Wore A Disposable Paper G-String While Getting A Spray Tan
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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Remember walking into a Nordstrom's and there'd be some dude playing the piano?
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Trader Joe's Kale Gnocchi Review
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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WalMart Lied to Me, So I Lied to Them
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Lennox's Utah Adventure
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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If Paul Giamatti and a Sloth Had a Son (aka Our Condo BBQ)
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Devil May Care Ice Cream
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Coors Light versus Bud Light Taste Test
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Carolyn Bought MakeUp from the Internet. Do Not Buy MakeUp from the Internet.
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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Carolyn Shaves Her Toes To Impress Our Neighbors At The Condo Pool
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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Grandma Liz Is No Mary Lou Retton
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Our Top 5 Favorite Fast Foods
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Cocina Dona Chuyita
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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Top Gun 2: Maverick Review (Talk to me, Xenu)
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May 29, 2022 |
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My Wife Tells Me My Love Language(s)
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May 28, 2022 |
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Mom versus Son: The SnackDown Negotiation
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May 25, 2022 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Teriyaki Madness Review
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May 25, 2022 |
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My Co-Worker Committed Homicide
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May 23, 2022 |
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Grandpa Alan Gave a $10 Dollar Bill to a Busker
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May 21, 2022 |
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Fire! At The Condos
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May 21, 2022 |
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Trader Joe's Beef and Broccoli Review
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May 16, 2022 |
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The Best Day(s) Of Our Lives
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May 14, 2022 |
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Senior Citizen Choir Exposes the Truth Behind Beauty and the Beast
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May 09, 2022 |
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Is $80 a Month Too Much to Spend on 1 Chinese Dish?
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May 07, 2022 |
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We Eat Trash and We Don't Swim on Sundays
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May 02, 2022 |
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Our Top 5 Foods to Eat b4 You Die (of All Time Ever in History)
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Apr 30, 2022 |
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3 Good Frankie Meows
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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75% of Our Family Has the Covid
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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McDonald's Drive-Thru Disaster
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Apr 18, 2022 |
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Carolyn Caught Covid
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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I Took Lennox to a River Cats Game Where I Paid $23 for a Beer and a Sprite
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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The Carolina Reaper Jelly Bean Incident
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Pulled Pork and Shredded Chicken Are The Same Thing
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Severance Review
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Apr 09, 2022 |
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Chipotle's new Pollo Asado Review
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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Little Caesar's Stuffed Crazy Bread Review
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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You Look at ATM Receipts People Leave Behind Too, Right? No? Well alrighty then
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Apr 02, 2022 |
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Our Top 3 Favorite Cereals
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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The Grand Cheez-It Experiment
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Mar 28, 2022 |
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How We Disappointed Our Parents
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Mar 26, 2022 |
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No Way Dorothea Puente Dug All Those Holes Herself
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Mar 21, 2022 |
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My Pedicure Lady Made Me Bleed
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Mar 19, 2022 |
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"While Enduring an Enormous Amount of Pleasure"
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Mar 13, 2022 |
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Museums n MeatLoaf
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Mar 12, 2022 |
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The Batman Review
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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An Airbnb Host Rejected Our Reservation
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Mar 05, 2022 |
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Carolyn Washes Her Belly Button EveryDay; Vince Does Not
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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Sizing Up The Passengers On My Flight to See If I Can Topple Them
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Feb 26, 2022 |
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My Mom Found Out I Smoked Weed in College
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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Vince Takes the Covid Test Joe Biden Sent All of Us
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Feb 19, 2022 |
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Lying to Touchy, Feely Co-Workers
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Feb 14, 2022 |
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Yard House Review
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Feb 13, 2022 |
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I Caught My Co-Worker Looking at Scantily Clad Women on his Cellular Telephone
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Feb 11, 2022 |
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"Press THIS button so you don't injure your co-worker!" -An angry lady on the elevator said to me
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Feb 07, 2022 |
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KFC Beyond Fried Chicken Nuggets Review
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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Ain't No One Out Here Actually Watching these Highest Rated Television Shows
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Feb 05, 2022 |
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No Way Patrick Swayze Actually Sang She's Like the Wind
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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"I broke my ChromeBook and lied to the officials!" -Lennox
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Jan 29, 2022 |
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Ancient Vietnamese Secrets of the Rice Cooker
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Jan 24, 2022 |
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Luna's ExtraMostBestest Birthday Bash
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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My Mechanic Is My Friend
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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Trader Joe's French Onion Mac N Cheese Taste Test and Review
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Jan 16, 2022 |
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Carolyn Did A 3 Day Juice Cleanse and Lost 3 Pounds!
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Jan 15, 2022 |
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The Top 14 Reasons I'm Thankful for My Wife, AND #6 WILL SHOCK YOU (it will not shock you)
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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Dry January? How about Moist January
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Jan 08, 2022 |
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Del Taco Breakfast Review
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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Who's the ugliest Avenger, and why is it Hawkeye?
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Jan 01, 2022 |
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A Very Nicholas Family Christmas
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Dec 31, 2021 |
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Matrix 4: Resurrections Review
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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At What Age Should A Parent Stop Laying With Their Kid at Nite?
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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My Wife Brought Baked Goodies To My Jobby Job
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Dec 24, 2021 |
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I Ate $16 Sticky Rice and IT WAS WORTH IT
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Do you turn the heater on, up, or down?
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Dec 18, 2021 |
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If You Could Live Forever.. Would You and Why? (featuring Lennox Albert)
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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"You need to have a mask to be in here."
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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Apple Pie versus CheeseCake versus Pumpkin Pie versus Pecan Pie
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Dec 11, 2021 |
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Pizza Guys Cheezee Garlic Rolls Taste Test
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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The Beatles: Get Back Review
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Dec 05, 2021 |
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Darling Daughter had a SleepOver with 3 Friends
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Dec 04, 2021 |
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The McMuffin versus The McGriddle
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Nov 26, 2021 |
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9 Foods That Should Be Canceled From Thanksgiving Dinner
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Nov 25, 2021 |
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Subway's NEW! (??) Baja Steak & Jack sandwich Taste Test
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Nov 21, 2021 |
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Tamale Lady versus Snack Cart Lady
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Nov 20, 2021 |
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McDonald's McRib Taste Test
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Who Is Sexier: Paul Rudd (People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2021) or Pete Davidson or Chris Pratt or Megan Fox or...
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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When You Were A Kid, Would You Rather Spend the Nite at Someone's House, or Have Someone Spend the Nite at Your House?
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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Song Lyrics Are Stupid - Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
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Nov 06, 2021 |
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Taco Bell Breakfast CrunchWrap - Taste Test
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Nov 01, 2021 |
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Our overweight cat may be racist
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Oct 30, 2021 |
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Trader Joe's Orange Chicken and Kale Gnocchi - Taste Test
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Oct 24, 2021 |
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Burgers vs Pizza, Cookies vs Brownies, Cake vs Pie (the classic food debates)
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Oct 23, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Jack in the Box's new Loaded Cheddar Cheeseburger
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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1 Gotta Go: The Taco or The Burrito
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Oct 16, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Chipotle's new Smoked Brisket
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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The Most Annoying Things on Social Media (Part 5)
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Oct 09, 2021 |
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Taste Test - ampm (Arco) Hot Breakfast Sandwiches
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Oct 03, 2021 |
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13 Things A Professional Organizer Would Throw Out
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Oct 02, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Black Bear Diner breakfast
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Sep 27, 2021 |
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Song Lyrics Are Stupid - BackStreet Boys - Everybody (BackStreet's Back)
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Sep 25, 2021 |
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At what age do you let your kids go for walks by themselves?
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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The Best Halloween Candy Of All Time Ever In History
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Sep 18, 2021 |
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TikTok Crime and Names That Rhyme featuring our darling daughter Luna Marie
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Sep 17, 2021 |
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The Top 13 Extremely Awkward Interactions
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Sep 11, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Jimboys Tacos
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Sep 07, 2021 |
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19 Little Social Etiquette Rules Everyone Should Follow
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Sep 04, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Little Caesars new Crazy Calzony
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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20 Social Etiquette Rules Everyone Should Follow
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Aug 28, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Jack In The Box new Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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Song Lyrics Are Stupid - BTS Dynamite
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Aug 21, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Panda Express new Crispy Almond Chicken Breast
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Aug 14, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Taco Bell Nacho Fries
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Aug 07, 2021 |
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Our Condo Pool (which was closed due to poo) Has Been Reopened!
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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10 Signs You’re a Geriatric Millennial (aka you were born b/w 1980-1985)
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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Our Condo Pool Was Closed Twice Due To PooPoo
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Jul 17, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Cold Stone and McDonald's
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Jul 12, 2021 |
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Song Lyrics Are Stupd - NSYNC's This I Promise You
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Jul 10, 2021 |
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Taste Test - 7-11 Pizza, Chicken Wings, and their Beef Mini Tacos
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Jul 05, 2021 |
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Song Lyrics Are Stupid - Taylor Swift's Style
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Jul 03, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Denny's breakfast (the Grand Slam and the Super Slam)
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Jun 28, 2021 |
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We Talk About The Top 10 Songs From When We Graduated High School in 2002 and 1995
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Jun 26, 2021 |
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Taste Test - L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
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Jun 21, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Potato Chips
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Jun 19, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Little Caesars new Stuffed Crust Pizza
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Jun 14, 2021 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Sammys at Stones Casino and the Friends Reunion review
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Jun 12, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Taco Bell's new Naked Chicken Chalupa
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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10 Excellent Words Coined in the Last 20 Years
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Jun 05, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Burger King's new Chicken Sandwiches
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May 30, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Burger Lounge
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May 29, 2021 |
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Should we make our son say the Pledge of Allegiance at school?
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May 25, 2021 |
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2 Year Wedding Anniversary Food Gorge at Club Pheasant and Carmelita's
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May 24, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Subway's new Protein Bowls
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May 22, 2021 |
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Would you kill a trapped earwig bug to put it out of its misery?
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May 17, 2021 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Streets of London, Tsuki Sushi, Vientiane
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May 16, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Chipotle's new Quesadilla
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May 15, 2021 |
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The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 4
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May 15, 2021 |
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We Sent Our Son To School Without A Mask (Accidentally)
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May 11, 2021 |
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HouseWarming Recap Thoughts and 3 Movie Reviews
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May 10, 2021 |
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We Threw A HouseWarming Party!
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May 09, 2021 |
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How To Order Fast Food At The Drive-Thru
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May 02, 2021 |
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Taste Test - In-N-Out's Animal Fries
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May 02, 2021 |
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The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 3
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May 01, 2021 |
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Taste Test - IHOP's Steakhouse Premium Bacon
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Apr 25, 2021 |
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The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 2
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Apr 24, 2021 |
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Taste Test - KFC's new Chicken Sandwiches
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Dollar Tree Snacks Vs Their Name Brand Counterparts (Doritos, Cheetos, Lays)
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Apr 11, 2021 |
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The Most Annoying Social Media Posts
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Apr 10, 2021 |
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Yard House, Godzilla Vs King Kong, and McDonald's new chicken sandwiches
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Thick Vatos and Tacos
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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Taste Test - Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Tree House Cafe
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Mar 28, 2021 |
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West Sac Best Eats - Cocina Dona Chuyita
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Mar 21, 2021 |