Two Guys Two Things
By Chris and Matt
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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
| Episode | Date |
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The Fart of the Opera
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Oct 05, 2026 |
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The 49er Who Survived the Titanic
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Sep 21, 2026 |
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My Boy Wears a Skirt So I Sued Myself
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Sep 06, 2026 |
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Patriot Song
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Aug 23, 2026 |
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Sex Robot Teachers on eBay
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Aug 09, 2026 |
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James Franco: Python Hunter
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)
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Aug 16, 2025 |
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The Rat Funeral Tour
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Aug 09, 2025 |
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The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It
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Jun 08, 2025 |
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Darth Vader: Chief Mouser
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May 26, 2025 |
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The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft
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May 18, 2025 |
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Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel
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May 12, 2025 |
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Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment)
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May 04, 2025 |
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Blue Origin Kiosk
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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Indigenous Women's Day at McDonald's
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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Vandelay: An Import/Export Kidnapping Business
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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Raiders of the Lost Library Book
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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3 Little Pig Farts
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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Everybody Wants to be a Veggie Cat
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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Babies at Tiffany's
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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Ugly Boyfriends Make Ugly Babies
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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Build-a-Ramen
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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The Four Seasons Finale
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Amnesia Bedtime Stories
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Have Wife Will Travel
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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Bad Break-Up Notes From Hallmark
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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Dating Tips For Jesus
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Nov 02, 2024 |
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No Cakebacks
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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Dances With Sheep
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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Ex, Lies, and Videotape
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Love and Marriage...Go Together Like a Hobby Horse and Carriage
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Homework R.I.P.
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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I Found My Thrill On Panty Hill
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Killing Your Wife and Other Unattractive Hobbies
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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Applebee's Billboard Dating App
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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Disney Plus-A Bundle of Goldfish
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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Grocery Cart Activism
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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I'll Give You My Luggage When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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Hello Kitty Bitch
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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The Dead Dog Parade
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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The $38 Million Play-Date
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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Robot Murder
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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Alex + Coin + Banana = Art
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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Wu Tang Pigeon
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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Joey Chestnut Can Do Anything Now
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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A Fishy 911 Emergency
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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Racist Poop Balloons of North Korea
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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Top 100 Rat Holes of All Time
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May 26, 2024 |
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Dead Uncle Beauty Pageant
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May 19, 2024 |
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Pizza Prankster Pee Pee
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May 12, 2024 |
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Kobe Bryant's Punch Out
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May 05, 2024 |
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Bad Birthdays
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Uber Sandwich
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Live From New York...It's Hot Jesus!
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Only Fans Homework
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Nepo Baby Amputee
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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Welcome to the Hotel Airbnb
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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Influencer Doppelganger
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Willy Wonka and The Tesla Factory
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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Marathon Dating DQ
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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Death By Coffee
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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Wedding Maxxers
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Live 100th Episode Special
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Winnie the Pooh Pooh Date
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Watermelon Air BnB
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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Electric Stealth
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Chevy Chase Will Live Forever
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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Hamster Wheel C-Section
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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NSYNC Con Job
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Barstool Sports Bites Back
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Time Capsule Vibrator
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Airline Wine
|
Aug 25, 2023 |
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The Chinese Zoo Costumed Concert Series
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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AI Podcast
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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The Guinness Book of UFO's
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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A Grimace in Love
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Baby You Can Fly My Plane
|
Jul 07, 2023 |
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The Baby Gronk Slow Jam
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Apple Vision Pro: A Cancer Story
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Saint Swiftie
|
Jun 02, 2023 |
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Vanderpump Chews
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May 27, 2023 |
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Cheating Taco Tuesday
|
May 18, 2023 |
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The Grubhub Donor
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May 12, 2023 |
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Ezra Miller's Dollhouse
|
May 04, 2023 |
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Let's Get It On...Spotify
|
Apr 28, 2023 |
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Terra Cotta Chickens
|
Apr 20, 2023 |
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Air Kitty Kitty Kitty
|
Apr 07, 2023 |
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Blockbuster GPT
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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High Beam Dating
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Ja Morant and Aber-clam Lincoln
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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The Disney Hall of Presidential Dinners
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Cocaine Art
|
Feb 23, 2023 |
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Woodpecker Halftime Show
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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The Cream Rises To The Top
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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World Cup of Chicken
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Gummy Bears and Puppies
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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Can Matthew Perry BE Any More Dirty?
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Stanford Mac is Back in Town
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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Kanye Plays Dead
|
Oct 27, 2022 |
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A Not So Happy Meal With James Corden
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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Punch Truck Love
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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62 Home Runs: A Fish Story
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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Mr. Beast and the Billion Dollar Deli
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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Fantasy Football Tips From Brett Favre
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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Hit You On the Flip-Slide
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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A.I. Coffee
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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$500 Lemonade
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
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Bitch Pastor
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
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Will the Real Robot Chicken Please Stand Up?
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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Nurse Lobster
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Burger King Doggy Bag
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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The Radio Shack is a Little Old Place Where We Can't Have Babies
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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Google Into the Danger Zone
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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Hole in One
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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Gordon Gecko and the Gerber Baby
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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Is Slapping For Sex or Fantasy Football? (I Don't Remember)
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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Judy Garland Joshing Around
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May 26, 2022 |
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Barry White and The Whites (No Relation)
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May 19, 2022 |
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Weird Al and Walter
|
May 05, 2022 |
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To Tweet or Not to Tweet: Just Not While In an Outhouse
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Apr 28, 2022 |
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I Like Geriatic Pole Dancers Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch
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Apr 21, 2022 |
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Some Broad Coaches Baseball While Two Courageous Men Do God's Work
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Apr 14, 2022 |
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That Weekend At Bernie's When We Shot Someone In the Face With An Orbeez Gun.
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Apr 07, 2022 |
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Will Smith Slaps the Ace Family
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Mar 31, 2022 |
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Momoa and Kravitz: Environmental Attorneys at Law
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Dinner and Disco
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Mar 17, 2022 |
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Calvin Ridley's Believe It Or Not: Mailman Kills Turkey
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Mar 10, 2022 |
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Tinder Swindler: Batman Villain
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Mar 03, 2022 |
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Tom Brady and the Frozen Penis
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Feb 24, 2022 |
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The Donda Vandals
|
Feb 10, 2022 |
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The Spotify Hall of Fame: The Rock Raines
|
Feb 03, 2022 |
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Get Back Charlie Brown
|
Dec 09, 2021 |
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife (Taylor's Version)
|
Nov 18, 2021 |
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The Fresh Pete Davidson of Bel-Air
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Papa John's Racist NFT
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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Cocaine Pop Tarts
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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Only Murders in the Metaverse
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Oct 21, 2021 |
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William Shatner: Canceled in Space or How Gruden Shat the Bed
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Oct 14, 2021 |
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Yeezy (Like a Sunday Morning)
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Sep 30, 2021 |
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Ba-Dee-Ya
|
Sep 23, 2021 |
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Norm Macdonald and His Appetite For Destruction
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Sep 16, 2021 |
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The Joe Rogan 6.5 Experience
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Sep 03, 2021 |
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Little Dick Fanatics
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Aug 26, 2021 |
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Field of Britney
|
Aug 19, 2021 |
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The One Where Ross and Rachel Meet Jose Canseco
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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The Kanye Flash Mob
|
Jul 28, 2021 |
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Space: The Billionaire Frontier
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Bobby Bonilla and The Hot Dog Eating Contest
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Conan-Chicken of the Sea
|
Jun 24, 2021 |
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Canceling Cunnilingus
|
Jun 16, 2021 |
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The Dream Reveal-It Was Indiana Jones All Along
|
Jun 11, 2021 |
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Bunker Blues
|
Jun 04, 2021 |
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#Adrianskickback in Flavor Town
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May 26, 2021 |
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The Kentucky Controversy Brought To You By The Gates Foundation
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May 19, 2021 |
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I Musk Do a Podcast
|
May 12, 2021 |
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Mini Jimmy Jedi
|
May 05, 2021 |
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Ok Gamer
|
Apr 28, 2021 |
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The March of the 45
|
Apr 19, 2021 |
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Harry Leonard
|
Apr 11, 2021 |
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The Puppy of Oz
|
Apr 11, 2021 |
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$340 Million-That's Hot
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Apr 02, 2021 |
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Bachelor Woods
|
Apr 02, 2021 |